第5章

atleastforamouthorsixweeks;attheendofwhich,ifheisaharmlessfellow,hisinnocenceappears,andhecomesoutabetterandwisermanthanhewentin。

Ihadsomeoccasion(Iforgetwhat)tostepintothecourt-yard,asIsettledthisaccount;andrememberIwalk\'ddownstairsinnosmalltriumphwiththeconceitofmyreasoning-Beshrewthesombrepencil!saidI,vauntingly-forIenvynotitspowers,whichpaintstheevilsoflifewithsohardanddeadlyacolouring。

Themindsitsterrifiedattheobjectsshehasmagnifiedherself,andblackened:reducethemtotheirpropersizeandhue,sheoverlooksthem-\'Tistrue,saidI,correctingtheproposition,-

theBastileisnotaneviltobedespised;-butstripitofitstowers-fillupthefosse,-unbarricadethedoors-callitsimplyaconfinement,andsuppose\'tissometyrantofadistemper-

andnotofaman,whichholdsyouinit,-theevilvanishes,andyoubeartheotherhalfwithoutcomplaint。

Iwasinterruptedintheheydayofthissoliloquy,withavoicewhichItooktobeofachild,whichcomplained\"itcouldnotgetout。\"-Ilook\'dupanddownthepassage,andseeingneitherman,woman,norchild,Iwentoutwithoutfartherattention。

Inmyreturnbackthroughthepassage,Iheardthesamewordsrepeatedtwiceover;and,lookingup,Isawitwasastarlinghunginalittlecage-\"Ican\'tgetout,-Ican\'tgetout,\"saidthestarling。

Istoodlookingatthebird:andtoeverypersonwhocamethroughthepassageitranflutteringtothesidetowardswhichtheyapproach\'dit,withthesamelamentationofitscaptivity。\"I

can\'tgetout,\"saidthestarling-Godhelpthee!saidI,butI\'lllettheeout,costwhatitwill;soIturnedaboutthecagetogettothedoor:itwastwistedanddoubletwistedsofastwithwire,therewasnogettingitopenwithoutpullingthecagetopieces-Itookbothhandstoit。

ThebirdflewtotheplacewhereIwasattemptinghisdeliverance,andthrustinghisheadthroughthetrellispressedhisbreastagainstitasifimpatient-Ifear,poorcreature!saidI,I

cannotsettheeatliberty-\"No,\"saidthestarling,-\"Ican\'tgetout-Ican\'tgetout,\"saidthestarling。

IvowIneverhadmyaffectionsmoretenderlyawakened;nordoI

rememberanincidentinmylife,wherethedissipatedspirits,towhichmyreasonhadbeenabubble,weresosuddenlycall\'dhome。

Mechanicalasthenoteswere,yetsotrueintunetonatureweretheychanted,thatinonemomenttheyoverthrewallmysystematicreasoningsupontheBastile;andIheavilywalkedupstairs,unsayingeverywordIhadsaidingoingdownthem。

Disguisethyselfasthouwilt,still,Slavery!saidI,-stillthouartabitterdraught!andthoughthousandsinallageshavebeenmadetodrinkofthee,thouartnolessbitteronthataccount-

\'Tisthou,thricesweetandgraciousgoddess,addressingmyselftoLiberty,whomallinpublicorinprivateworship,whosetasteisgrateful,andeverwillbeso,tillNatureherselfshallchange-

NoTINTofwordscanspotthysnowymantle,orchymicpowerturnthysceptreintoiron:-withtheetosmileuponhimasheeatshiscrust,theswainishappierthanhismonarch,fromwhosecourtthouartexiled!-GraciousHeaven!criedI,kneelingdownuponthelaststepbutoneinmyascent,grantmebuthealth,thougreatBestowerofit,andgivemebutthisfairgoddessasmycompanion,-andshowerdownthymitres,ifitseemsgooduntothydivineprovidence,uponthoseheadswhichareachingforthem!

THECAPTIVE。PARIS。

THEbirdinhiscagepursuedmeintomyroom;Isatdownclosetomytable,andleaningmyheaduponmyhand,Ibegantofiguretomyselfthemiseriesofconfinement。Iwasinarightframeforit,andsoIgavefullscopetomyimagination。

Iwasgoingtobeginwiththemillionsofmyfellow-creaturesborntonoinheritancebutslavery:butfinding,howeveraffectingthepicturewas,thatIcouldnotbringitnearme,andthatthemultitudeofsadgroupsinitdidbutdistractme——

Itookasinglecaptive,andhavingfirstshuthimupinhisdungeon,Ithenlook\'dthroughthetwilightofhisgrateddoortotakehispicture。

Ibeheldhisbodyhalf-wastedawaywithlongexpectationandconfinement,andfeltwhatkindofsicknessoftheheartitwaswhicharisesfromhopedeferr\'d。UponlookingnearerIsawhimpaleandfeverish:inthirtyyearsthewesternbreezehadnotoncefann\'dhisblood;-hehadseennosun,nomoon,inallthattime-

norhadthevoiceoffriendorkinsmanbreathedthroughhislattice-Hischildren-

Butheremyheartbegantobleed-andIwasforcedtogoonwithanotherpartoftheportrait。

Hewassittinguponthegrounduponalittlestraw,inthefurthestcornerofhisdungeon,whichwasalternatelyhischairandbed:alittlecalendarofsmallstickswerelaidatthehead,notch\'dalloverwiththedismaldaysandnightshehadpassedthere;-hehadoneoftheselittlesticksinhishand,and,witharustynailhewasetchinganotherdayofmiserytoaddtotheheap。AsI

darkenedthelittlelighthehad,heliftedupahopelesseyetowardsthedoor,thencastitdown,-shookhishead,andwentonwithhisworkofaffliction。Iheardhischainsuponhislegs,asheturnedhisbodytolayhislittlestickuponthebundle-Hegaveadeepsigh-Isawtheironenterintohissoul!-Iburstintotears-Icouldnotsustainthepictureofconfinementwhichmyfancyhaddrawn-Istartedupfrommychair,andcallingLaFleur:Ibidhimbespeakmearemise,andhaveitreadyatthedoorofthehotelbynineinthemorning。

I\'llgodirectly,saidI,myselftoMonsieurleDucdeChoiseul。

LaFleurwouldhaveputmetobed;but-notwillingheshouldseeanythinguponmycheekwhichwouldcostthehonestfellowaheart-

ache,-ItoldhimIwouldgotobedbymyself,-andbidhimgodothesame。

THESTARLING。ROADTOVERSAILLES。

IGOTintomyremisethehourIproposed:LaFleurgotupbehind,andIbidthecoachmanmakethebestofhiswaytoVersailles。

Astherewasnothinginthisroad,orrathernothingwhichIlookforintravelling,Icannotfilluptheblankbetterthanwithashorthistoryofthisself-samebird,whichbecamethesubjectofthelastchapter。

WhilsttheHonourableMr-waswaitingforawindatDover,ithadbeencaughtuponthecliffs,beforeitcouldwellfly,byanEnglishladwhowashisgroom;who,notcaringtodestroyit,hadtakenitinhisbreastintothepacket;-and,bycourseoffeedingit,andtakingitonceunderhisprotection,inadayortwogrewfondofit,andgotitsafealongwithhimtoParis。

AtParistheladhadlaidoutalivreinalittlecageforthestarling,andashehadlittletodobetterthefivemonthshismasterstaidthere,hetaughtit,inhismother\'stongue,thefoursimplewords-(andnomore)-towhichIown\'dmyselfsomuchitsdebtor。

Uponhismaster\'sgoingonforItaly,theladhadgivenittothemasterofthehotel。ButhislittlesongforlibertybeinginanUNKNOWNlanguageatParis,thebirdhadlittleornostoresetbyhim:soLaFleurboughtbothhimandhiscageformeforabottleofBurgundy。

InmyreturnfromItalyIbroughthimwithmetothecountryinwhoselanguagehehadlearnedhisnotes;andtellingthestoryofhimtoLordA-,LordA-begg\'dthebirdofme;-inaweekLordA-

gavehimtoLordB-;LordB-madeapresentofhimtoLordC-;andLordC-\'sgentlemansoldhimtoLordD-\'sforashilling;LordD-

gavehimtoLordE-;andsoon-halfroundthealphabet。Fromthatrankhepass\'dintothelowerhouse,andpass\'dthehandsofasmanycommoners。ButasallthesewantedtoGETIN,andmybirdwantedtoGETOUT,hehadalmostaslittlestoresetbyhiminLondonasinParis。

Itisimpossiblebutmanyofmyreadersmusthaveheardofhim;andifanybymerechancehaveeverseenhim,Ibegleavetoinformthem,thatthatbirdwasmybird,orsomevilecopysetuptorepresenthim。

Ihavenothingfarthertoadduponhim,butthatfromthattimetothisIhavebornethispoorstarlingasthecresttomyarms-

Thus:

[Picturewhichcannotbereproduced]-

Andlettheherald\'sofficerstwisthisneckaboutiftheydare。

THEADDRESS。VERSAILLES。

ISHOULDnotliketohavemyenemytakeaviewofmymindwhenIamgoingtoaskprotectionofanyman;forwhichreasonIgenerallyendeavourtoprotectmyself;butthisgoingtoMonsieurleDucdeC-wasanactofcompulsion;haditbeenanactofchoice,Ishouldhavedoneit,Isuppose,likeotherpeople。

Howmanymeanplansofdirtyaddress,asIwentalong,didmyservileheartform!IdeservedtheBastileforeveryoneofthem。

ThennothingwouldservemewhenIgotwithinsightofVersailles,butputtingwordsandsentencestogether,andconceivingattitudesandtonestowreathmyselfintoMonsieurleDucdeC-\'sgoodgraces-Thiswilldo,saidI-Justaswell,retortedIagain,asacoatcarrieduptohimbyanadventuroustailor,withouttakinghismeasure。Fool!continuedI,-seeMonsieurleDuc\'sfacefirst;-observewhatcharacteriswritteninit;-takenoticeinwhatposturehestandstohearyou;-marktheturnsandexpressionsofhisbodyandlimbs;-andforthetone,-thefirstsoundwhichcomesfromhislipswillgiveityou;andfromallthesetogetheryou\'llcompoundanaddressatonceuponthespot,whichcannotdisgusttheDuke;-theingredientsarehisown,andmostlikelytogodown。

Well!saidI,Iwishitwellover-Cowardagain!asifmantomanwasnotequalthroughoutthewholesurfaceoftheglobe;andifinthefield-whynotfacetofaceinthecabinettoo?Andtrustme,Yorick,wheneveritisnotso,manisfalsetohimselfandbetrayshisownsuccourstentimeswherenaturedoesitonce。GototheDucdeC-withtheBastileinthylooks;-mylifeforit,thouwiltbesentbacktoParisinhalfanhourwithanescort。

Ibelieveso,saidI-ThenI\'llgototheDuke,byheaven!withallthegaietyanddebonairnessintheworld——

Andthereyouarewrongagain,repliedI-Aheartatease,Yorick,fliesintonoextremes-\'tiseveronitscentre-Well!

well!criedI,asthecoachmanturn\'dinatthegates,IfindI

shalldoverywell:andbythetimehehadwheel\'droundthecourt,andbroughtmeuptothedoor,Ifoundmyselfsomuchthebetterformyownlecture,thatIneitherascendedthestepslikeavictimtojustice,whowastopartwithlifeuponthetopmost,-nordidImountthemwithaskipandacoupleofstrides,asIdowhenI

flyup,Eliza!totheetomeetit。

AsIenteredthedoorofthesaloonIwasmetbyaperson,whopossiblymightbetheMAITRED\'HOTEL,buthadmoretheairofoneoftheundersecretaries,whotoldmetheDucdeC-wasbusy-I

amutterlyignorant,saidI,oftheformsofobtaininganaudience,beinganabsolutestranger,andwhatisworseinthepresentconjunctureofaffairs,beinganEnglishmantoo-Hereplied,thatdidnotincreasethedifficulty-Imadehimaslightbow,andtoldhim,IhadsomethingofimportancetosaytoMonsieurleDuc。

Thesecretarylook\'dtowardsthestairs,asifhewasabouttoleavemetocarryupthisaccounttosomeone-ButImustnotmisleadyou,saidI,-forwhatIhavetosayisofnomannerofimportancetoMonsieurleDucdeC——butofgreatimportancetomyself-C\'ESTUNEAUTREAFFAIRE,repliedhe-Notatall,saidI,toamanofgallantry-Butpray,goodsir,continuedI,whencanastrangerhopetohaveaccess?-Innotlessthantwohours,saidhe,lookingathiswatch。Thenumberofequipagesinthecourt-yardseemedtojustifythecalculation,thatIcouldhavenoneareraprospect;-andaswalkingbackwardsandforwardsinthesaloon,withoutasoultocommunewith,wasforthetimeasbadasbeingintheBastileitself,Iinstantlywentbacktomyremise,andbidthecoachmandrivemetotheCORDONBLEU,whichwasthenearesthotel。

Ithinkthereisafatalityinit;-IseldomgototheplaceIsetoutfor。

LEPATISSIER。VERSAILLES。

BEFOREIhadgothalfwaydownthestreetIchangedmymind:asI

amatVersailles,thoughtI,Imightaswelltakeaviewofthetown;soIpull\'dthecord,andorderedthecoachmantodriveroundsomeoftheprincipalstreets-Isupposethetownisnotverylarge,saidI-Thecoachmanbegg\'dpardonforsettingmeright,andtoldmeitwasverysuperb,andthatnumbersofthefirstdukesandmarquisesandcountshadhotels-TheCountdeB-,ofwhomthebooksellerattheQuaideContihadspokesohandsomelythenightbefore,cameinstantlyintomymind-AndwhyshouldInotgo,thoughtI,totheCountdeB-,whohassohighanideaofEnglishbooksandEnglishmen-andtellhimmystory?soIchangedmymindasecondtime-Intruthitwasthethird;forIhadintendedthatdayforMadamedeR-,intheRueSt。Pierre,andhaddevoutlysentherwordbyherFILLEDECHAMBREthatIwouldassuredlywaituponher;-butIamgovernedbycircumstances;-Icannotgovernthem:

soseeingamanstandingwithabasketontheothersideofthestreet,asifhehadsomethingtosell,IbidLaFleurgouptohim,andenquirefortheCount\'shotel。

LaFleurreturnedalittlepale;andtoldmeitwasaChevalierdeSt。Louissellingpates-Itisimpossible,LaFleur,saidI-LaFleurcouldnomoreaccountforthephenomenonthanmyself;butpersistedinhisstory:hehadseenthecroixsetingold,withitsredriband,hesaid,tiedtohisbuttonhole-andhadlookedintothebasketandseenthepateswhichtheChevalierwasselling;socouldnotbemistakeninthat。

Suchareverseinman\'slifeawakensabetterprinciplethancuriosity:IcouldnothelplookingforsometimeathimasIsatintheremise:-themoreIlook\'dathim,hiscroix,andhisbasket,thestrongertheywovethemselvesintomybrain-Igotoutoftheremise,andwenttowardshim。

Hewasbegirtwithacleanlinenapronwhichfellbelowhisknees,andwithasortofabibthatwenthalfwayuphisbreast;uponthetopofthis,butalittlebelowthehem,hunghiscroix。Hisbasketoflittlepateswascoveredoverwithawhitedamasknapkin;

anotherofthesamekindwasspreadatthebottom;andtherewasalookofPROPRETEandneatnessthroughout,thatonemighthaveboughthispatesofhim,asmuchfromappetiteassentiment。

Hemadeanofferofthemtoneither;butstoodstillwiththematthecornerofanhotel,forthosetobuywhochoseitwithoutsolicitation。

Hewasaboutforty-eight;-ofasedatelook,somethingapproachingtogravity。Ididnotwonder-Iwentuprathertothebasketthanhim,andhavingliftedupthenapkin,andtakingoneofhispatesintomyhand,-Ibegg\'dhewouldexplaintheappearancewhichaffectedme。

Hetoldmeinafewwords,thatthebestpartofhislifehadpassedintheservice,inwhich,afterspendingasmallpatrimony,hehadobtainedacompanyandthecroixwithit;butthat,attheconclusionofthelastpeace,hisregimentbeingreformed,andthewholecorps,withthoseofsomeotherregiments,leftwithoutanyprovision,hefoundhimselfinawideworldwithoutfriends,withoutalivre,-andindeed,saidhe,withoutanythingbutthis,-(pointing,ashesaidit,tohiscroix)-ThepoorChevalierwonmypity,andhefinishedthescenewithwinningmyesteemtoo。

Theking,hesaid,wasthemostgenerousofprinces,buthisgenerositycouldneitherrelievenorrewardeveryone,anditwasonlyhismisfortunetobeamongstthenumber。Hehadalittlewife,hesaid,whomheloved,whodidthePATISSERIE;andadded,hefeltnodishonourindefendingherandhimselffromwantinthisway-unlessProvidencehadoffer\'dhimabetter。

Itwouldbewickedtowithholdapleasurefromthegood,inpassingoverwhathappen\'dtothispoorChevalierofSt。Louisaboutninemonthsafter。

Itseemsheusuallytookhisstandneartheirongateswhichleaduptothepalace,andashiscroixhadcaughttheeyesofnumbers,numbershadmadethesameenquirywhichIhaddone-Hehadtoldthemthesamestory,andalwayswithsomuchmodestyandgoodsense,thatithadreach\'datlasttheking\'sears;-who,hearingtheChevalierhadbeenagallantofficer,andrespectedbythewholeregimentasamanofhonourandintegrity,-hebrokeuphislittletradebyapensionoffifteenhundredlivresayear。

AsIhavetoldthistopleasethereader,Ibeghewillallowmetorelateanother,outofitsorder,topleasemyself:-thetwostoriesreflectlightuponeachother,-and\'tisapitytheyshouldbeparted。

THESWORD。RENNES。

WHENstatesandempireshavetheirperiodsofdeclension,andfeelintheirturnswhatdistressandpovertyis,-Istopnottotellthecauseswhichgraduallybroughtthehoused\'E-,inBrittany,intodecay。TheMarquisd\'E-hadfoughtupagainsthisconditionwithgreatfirmness;wishingtopreserve,andstillshowtotheworld,somelittlefragmentsofwhathisancestorshadbeen;-

theirindiscretionshadputitoutofhispower。TherewasenoughleftforthelittleexigenciesofOBSCURITY-ButhehadtwoboyswholookeduptohimforLIGHT;-hethoughttheydeservedit。Hehadtriedhissword-itcouldnotopentheway,-theMOUNTINGwastooexpensive,-andsimpleeconomywasnotamatchforit:-therewasnoresourcebutcommerce。

InanyotherprovinceinFrance,saveBrittany,thiswassmitingtherootforeverofthelittletreehisprideandaffectionwish\'dtoseere-blossom-ButinBrittany,therebeingaprovisionforthis,heavail\'dhimselfofit;and,takinganoccasionwhenthestateswereassembledatRennes,theMarquis,attendedwithhistwoboys,enteredthecourt;andhavingpleadedtherightofanancientlawoftheduchy,which,thoughseldomclaim\'d,hesaid,wasnolessinforce,hetookhisswordfromhisside:-Here,saidhe,takeit;andbetrustyguardiansofit,tillbettertimesputmeinconditiontoreclaimit。

ThepresidentacceptedtheMarquis\'ssword:hestaidafewminutestoseeitdepositedinthearchivesofhishouse-anddeparted。

TheMarquisandhiswholefamilyembarkedthenextclayforMartinico,andinaboutnineteenortwentyyearsofsuccessfulapplicationtobusiness,withsomeunlook\'dforbequestsfromdistantbranchesofhishouse,returnhometoreclaimhisnobility,andtosupportit。

ItwasanincidentofgoodfortunewhichwillneverhappentoanytravellerbutaSentimentalone,thatIshouldbeatRennesattheverytimeofthissolemnrequisition:Icallitsolemn;-itwassotome。

TheMarquisenteredthecourtwithhiswholefamily:hesupportedhislady,-hiseldestsonsupportedhissister,andhisyoungestwasattheotherextremeofthelinenexthismother;-heputhishandkerchieftohisfacetwice——

Therewasadeadsilence。WhentheMarquishadapproachedwithinsixpacesofthetribunal,hegavetheMarchionesstohisyoungestson,andadvancingthreestepsbeforehisfamily,-hereclaim\'dhissword。Hisswordwasgivenhim,andthemomenthegotitintohishandhedrewitalmostoutofthescabbard:-\'twastheshiningfaceofafriendhehadoncegivenup-helook\'dattentivelyalongit,beginningatthehilt,asiftoseewhetheritwasthesame,-

when,observingalittlerustwhichithadcontractednearthepoint,hebroughtitnearhiseye,andbendinghisheaddownoverit,-Ithink-Isawatearfallupontheplace。Icouldnotbedeceivedbywhatfollowed。

\"Ishallfind,\"saidhe,\"someOTHERWAYtogetitoff。\"

WhentheMarquishadsaidthis,hereturnedhisswordintoitsscabbard,madeabowtotheguardiansofit,-and,withhiswifeanddaughter,andhistwosonsfollowinghim,walk\'dout。

O,howIenviedhimhisfeelings!

THEPASSPORT。VERSAILLES。

IFOUNDnodifficultyingettingadmittancetoMonsieurleCountdeB。ThesetofShakespeareswaslaiduponthetable,andhewastumblingthemover。Iwalk\'dupclosetothetable,andgivingfirstsuchalookatthebooksastomakehimconceiveIknewwhattheywere,-ItoldhimIhadcomewithoutanyonetopresentme,knowingIshouldmeetwithafriendinhisapartment,who,I

trusted,woulddoitforme:-itismycountryman,thegreatShakespeare,saidI,pointingtohisworks-ETAYEZLABOUTE,MON

CHERAMI,apostrophizinghisspirit,addedI,DEMEFAIRECET

HONNEUR-LE-

TheCountsmiledatthesingularityoftheintroduction;andseeingIlook\'dalittlepaleandsickly,insisteduponmytakinganarm-

chair;soIsatdown;andtosavehimconjecturesuponavisitsooutofallrule,Itoldhimsimplyoftheincidentinthebookseller\'sshop,andhowthathadimpelledmerathertogotohimwiththestoryofalittleembarrassmentIwasunder,thantoanyothermaninFrance-Andwhatisyourembarrassment?letmehearit,saidtheCount。SoItoldhimthestoryjustasIhavetolditthereader-

Andthemasterofmyhotel,saidI,asIconcludedit,willneedshaveit,MonsieurleCount,thatIshallbesenttotheBastile;-

butIhavenoapprehensions,continuedI;-for,infallingintothehandsofthemostpolish\'dpeopleintheworld,andbeingconsciousIwasatrueman,andnotcometospythenakednessoftheland,IscarcethoughtIlayattheirmercy-ItdoesnotsuitthegallantryoftheFrench,MonsieurleCount,saidI,toshowitagainstinvalids。

AnanimatedblushcameintotheCountdeB-\'scheeksasIspokethis-NECRAIGNEZRIEN-Don\'tfear,saidhe-Indeed,Idon\'t,repliedIagain-Besides,continuedI,alittlesportingly,I

havecomelaughingallthewayfromLondontoParis,andIdonotthinkMonsieurleDucdeChoiseulissuchanenemytomirthastosendmebackcryingformypains-

Myapplicationtoyou,MonsieurleCountdeB-(makinghimalowbow),istodesirehewillnot。

TheCountheardmewithgreatgoodnature,orIhadnotsaidhalfasmuch,-andonceortwicesaid,-C\'ESTBIENDIT。SoIrestedmycausethere-anddeterminedtosaynomoreaboutit。

TheCountledthediscourse:wetalk\'dofindifferentthings,-ofbooks,andpolitics,andmen;-andthenofwomen-Godblessthemall!saidI,aftermuchdiscourseaboutthem-thereisnotamanuponearthwholovesthemsomuchasIdo:afterallthefoiblesI

haveseen,andallthesatiresIhavereadagainstthem,stillI

lovethem;beingfirmlypersuadedthataman,whohasnotasortofaffectionforthewholesex,isincapableofeverlovingasingleoneasheought。

EHBIEN!MONSIEURL\'ANGLOIS,saidtheCount,gaily;-youarenotcometospythenakednessoftheland;-Ibelieveyou;-NI

ENCORE,Idaresay,THATofourwomen!-Butpermitmetoconjecture,-if,PARHAZARD,theyfellintoyourway,thattheprospectwouldnotaffectyou。

Ihavesomethingwithinmewhichcannotbeartheshockoftheleastindecentinsinuation:inthesportabilityofchit-chatIhaveoftenendeavouredtoconquerit,andwithinfinitepainhavehazardedathousandthingstoadozenofthesextogether,-theleastofwhichIcouldnotventuretoasingleonetogainheaven。

Excuseme,MonsieurleCount,saidI;-asforthenakednessofyourland,ifIsawit,Ishouldcastmyeyesoveritwithtearsinthem;-andforthatofyourwomen(blushingattheideahehadexcitedinme)Iamsoevangelicalinthis,andhavesuchafellow-

feelingforwhateverisweakaboutthem,thatIwouldcoveritwithagarmentifIknewhowtothrowiton:-ButIcouldwish,continuedI,tospythenakednessoftheirhearts,andthroughthedifferentdisguisesofcustoms,climates,andreligion,findoutwhatisgoodinthemtofashionmyownby:-andthereforeamI

come。

Itisforthisreason,MonsieurleCount,continuedI,thatIhavenotseenthePalaisRoyal,-northeLuxembourg,-northeFacadeoftheLouvre,-norhaveattemptedtoswellthecatalogueswehaveofpictures,statues,andchurches-Iconceiveeveryfairbeingasatemple,andwouldratherenterin,andseetheoriginaldrawingsandloosesketcheshungupinit,thantheTransfigurationofRaphaelitself。

Thethirstofthis,continuedI,asimpatientasthatwhichinflamesthebreastoftheconnoisseur,hasledmefrommyownhomeintoFrance,-andfromFrancewillleadmethroughItaly;-\'tisaquietjourneyoftheheartinpursuitofNature,andthoseaffectionswhichariseoutofher,whichmakeusloveeachother,-

andtheworld,betterthanwedo。

TheCountsaidagreatmanycivilthingstomeupontheoccasion;

andaddedverypolitely,howmuchhestoodobligedtoShakespeareformakingmeknowntohim-ButAPROPOS,saidhe;-Shakespeareisfullofgreatthings;-heforgotasmallpunctilioofannouncingyourname:-itputsyouunderanecessityofdoingityourself。

THEPASSPORT。VERSAILLES。

THEREisnotamoreperplexingaffairinlifetome,thantosetabouttellinganyonewhoIam,-forthereisscarceanybodyI

cannotgiveabetteraccountofthanmyself;andIhaveoftenwishedIcoulddoitinasingleword,-andhaveanendofit。ItwastheonlytimeandoccasioninmylifeIcouldaccomplishthistoanypurpose;-forShakespearelyinguponthetable,andrecollectingIwasinhisbooks,ItookupHamlet,andturningimmediatelytothegrave-diggers\'sceneinthefifthact,IlaidmyfingeruponYorick,andadvancingthebooktotheCount,withmyfingerallthewayoverthename,-MEVOICI!saidI。

Now,whethertheideaofpoorYorick\'sskullwasputoutoftheCount\'smindbytherealityofmyown,orbywhatmagichecoulddropaperiodofsevenoreighthundredyears,makesnothinginthisaccount;-\'tiscertaintheFrenchconceivebetterthantheycombine;-Iwonderatnothinginthisworld,andthelessatthis;

inasmuchasoneofthefirstofourownChurch,forwhosecandourandpaternalsentimentsIhavethehighestveneration,fellintothesamemistakeintheverysamecase:-\"Hecouldnotbear,\"hesaid,\"tolookintothesermonswrotebytheKingofDenmark\'sjester。\"Good,myLordsaidI;buttherearetwoYoricks。TheYorickyourLordshipthinksof,hasbeendeadandburiedeighthundredyearsago;heflourishedinHorwendillus\'scourt;-theotherYorickismyself,whohaveflourished,myLord,innocourt-

Heshookhishead。GoodGod!saidI,youmightaswellconfoundAlexandertheGreatwithAlexandertheCoppersmith,mylord!-

\"\'Twasallone,\"hereplied——

IfAlexander,KingofMacedon,couldhavetranslatedyourLordship,saidI,I\'msureyourLordshipwouldnothavesaidso。

ThepoorCountdeB-fellbutintothesameERROR-

ET,MONSIEUR,EST-ILYORICK?criedtheCount-JELESUIS,saidI-VOUS?-MOI,-MOIQUIAIL\'HONNEURDEVOUSPARLER,MONSIEUR

LECOMTE-MONDIEU!saidhe,embracingme,-VOUSETESYORICK!

TheCountinstantlyputtheShakespeareintohispocket,andleftmealoneinhisroom。

THEPASSPORT。VERSAILLES。

ICOULDnotconceivewhytheCountdeB-hadgonesoabruptlyoutoftheroom,anymorethanIcouldconceivewhyhehadputtheShakespeareintohispocket-

MYSTERIESWHICHMUSTEXPLAINTHEMSELVESARENOTWORTHTHELOSSOF

TIMEWHICHACONJECTUREABOUTTHEMTAKESUP:\'twasbettertoreadShakespeare;sotakingup\"MUCHADOABOUTNOTHING,\"ItransportedmyselfinstantlyfromthechairIsatintoMessinainSicily,andgotsobusywithDonPedro,andBenedict,andBeatrice,thatI

thoughtnotofVersailles,theCount,orthepassport。

Sweetpliabilityofman\'sspirit,thatcanatoncesurrenderitselftoillusions,whichcheatexpectationandsorrowoftheirwearymoments!-Long,-longsincehadyenumber\'doutmydays,hadI

nottrodsogreatapartofthemuponthisenchantedground。Whenmywayistooroughformyfeet,ortoosteepformystrength,I

getoffit,tosomesmoothvelvetpath,whichFancyhasscatteredoverwithrosebudsofdelights;andhavingtakenafewturnsinit,comebackstrengthenedandrefresh\'d-Whenevilspresssoreuponme,andthereisnoretreatfromtheminthisworld,thenItakeanewcourse;-Ileaveit,-andasIhaveaclearerideaoftheElysianfieldsthanIhaveofheaven,Iforcemyself,likeAEneas,intothem-IseehimmeetthepensiveshadeofhisforsakenDido,andwishtorecogniseit;-Iseetheinjuredspiritwaveherhead,andturnoffsilentfromtheauthorofhermiseriesanddishonours;-

Ilosethefeelingsformyselfinhers,andinthoseaffectionswhichwerewonttomakememournforherwhenIwasatschool。

SURELYTHISISNOTWALKINGINAVAINSHADOW-NORDOESMANDISQUIET

HIMSELFinvainBYIT:-heoftenerdoessointrustingtheissueofhiscommotionstoreasononly-Icansafelysayformyself,Iwasneverabletoconqueranyonesinglebadsensationinmyheartsodecisively,asbeatingupasfastasIcouldforsomekindlyandgentlesensationtofightituponitsowngroundWhenIhadgottotheendofthethirdacttheCountdeB-entered,withmypassportinhishand。MonsieurleDucdeC-,saidtheCount,isasgoodaprophet,Idaresay,asheisastatesman。UN

HOMMEQUIRIT,saidtheDuke,NESERAJAMAISDANGEREUX-Haditbeenforanyonebuttheking\'sjester,addedtheCount,Icouldnothavegotitthesetwohours-PARDONNEZMOI,MonsieurleCount,saidI-Iamnottheking\'sjester-ButyouareYorick?-

Yes-ETVOUSPLAISANTEZ?-Ianswered,IndeedIdidjest,-butwasnotpaidforit;-\'twasentirelyatmyownexpense。

Wehavenojesteratcourt,MonsieurleCount,saidI;thelastwehadwasinthelicentiousreignofCharlesII。;-sincewhichtimeourmannershavebeensograduallyrefining,thatourcourtatpresentissofullofpatriots,whowishforNOTHINGbutthehonoursandwealthoftheircountry;-andourladiesareallsochaste,sospotless,sogood,sodevout,-thereisnothingforajestertomakeajestof-

VOILAUNPERSIFLAGE!criedtheCount。

THEPASSPORT。VERSAILLES。

ASthepassportwasdirectedtoalllieutenant-governors,governors,andcommandantsofcities,generalsofarmies,justiciaries,andallofficersofjustice,toletMr。Yoricktheking\'sjester,andhisbaggage,travelquietlyalong,Iownthetriumphofobtainingthepassportwasnotalittletarnish\'dbythefigureIcutinit-Butthereisnothingunmix\'dinthisworld;