第7章

\'Withthosefish?\'laughedPolly。\'No!you\'llhavetowaituntildayafterto-morrow,andthenyourguesswillberight。Isn\'titalmosttoogoodtobetrue?\'

\'Andsheisalmostwell,\'addedBell,joyfully,slippingherarmthroughMargery\'sandsqueezingitinsheerdelight。\'Mrs。Howardsayssheisreallyandtrulybetter。Oh,ifElsieHowardinbedistheloveliest,dearestthingintheworld,whatwillitbeliketohaveheroutofitandwithusinallourgoodtimes!\'

\'Hasshealwaysbeenillsinceyouknewher?\'askedLaura。

\'Yes;aterriblecoldleftherwithweaknessofthelungs,andthedoctorsfearedconsumption,butthoughtthatshemightpossiblyoutgrowitentirelyifshelivedinamilderclimate;soMrs。Howardlefthomeandeverybodyshecaredfor,andbroughtElsietoSantaBarbara。Papahastakenaninterestinherfromthefirst,andasfaraswegirlsareconcerned,itwasloveatfirstsight。YouneverknewanybodylikeElsie!\'

\'Isshepretty?\'

\'Pretty!\'criedPolly,\'sheislikeanangelinapicture-book!\'

\'Interesting?\'

\'Interesting!\'saidBell,inatonethatshowedthewordtobetoofeebleforthesubject;\'Elsieismoreinterestingthanalltheothergirlsintheotherworldputtogether!\'

\'Popular?\'

\'Popular!\'exclaimedMargery,takingherturnintheoralexamination,\'Idon\'tknowwhetheranybodycanbepopularwhoisalwaysinbed;butifit\'spopulartobeadoredbyeveryman,woman,child,andanimalthatcomesanywherenearher,whythenElsieispopular。\'

\'Andissheafavouritewithboysaswellasgirls?\'

\'Favourite!\'saidBell。\'Why,theythinkthatsheissimplyperfect!

Ofcourseshehasscarcelybeenabletositupaweekatatimeforayear,andnaturallyshehasnotseenmanypeople;but,ifyouwantaboy\'sopinion,justaskPhiliporGeoffrey。Iassureyou,Laura,afteryouhaveknownElsieawhile,andhaveseentheimpressionshemakesuponeverybody,youwillwanttogotobedandseeifyoucandolikewise。\'

\'Itisn\'tjustthegoingtobed,\'remarkedMargery,sagely。

\'Anditisn\'ttheprettinesseither,\'addedPolly;\'thoughifyousawElsieasleep,aflowerinonehand,theotherunderhercheek,herhairstrayingoverthepillow(Oforhairthatwouldstrayanywhere!),youwouldexpecteverymomenttoseeahaloaboveherhead。\'

\'Idon\'tbelieveitisbecausesheisgoodthateverybodyadmiresherso,\'saidLaura,\'Idon\'tthinkgoodnessinitselfisalwayssoveryinteresting;ifElsiehadfrecklesandasnubnose\'——(\'Don\'tmindme!\'murmuredPolly)——\'youwouldfindthatpeoplewouldsaylessaboutherwonderfulcharacter。\'

\'Therearethingsthatpuzzleme,\'saidPolly,thoughtfully。\'ItseemstomethatifIcouldcontrivetobeeversogood,nobodyeverwouldlookforahaloroundmyhead。Now,isitmyturned-upnoseandredhairthatmakemewhatIam,ordidwhatIammakemynoseandhairwhattheyare——which?\'

\'We\'llhavetoaskAuntTruth,\'saidMargery;\'thatistoodifficultathingforustoanswer。\'

\'Wasn\'titniceIcatchedthatbigbull-frog,Margie?\'criedDick,hiseyesshiningwithanticipation。\'NowI\'llhaveasmanyassevenor\'levenfrogsandlotsofhornedtoadswhenElsiecomes,andshecanhelpmeplaywith\'em。\'

Whenthegirlsreachedthetentsagain,thelastarticlehadbeentakenfromtheteamandManuelhaddrivenaway。ThesoundofPhil\'shammercouldbeheardfromthecarpenter-shop,andPanchowasalreadylayingthetentfloorinasmall,open,sunnyplace,wherethelowboughsofasinglesycamorehungsoastoprotectoneofitscorners,leavingtheresttothefullwarmthofthesunshinethatwastomakeElsieentirelywellagain。

\'Iamtiredtodeath,\'sighedLaura,throwingherselfdowninabamboolounging-chair。\'Suchatrampaswehad!andafterall,theboysinsistedongoingwhereDr。Winshipwouldn\'tallowustofollow,sothatwehadtostaybehindandfishwiththechildren;IwishI

hadstayedathomeandreadTheColonel\'sDaughter。\'

\'Oh,Laura!\'remonstratedMargery,\'thinkofthatlovelypoolwiththeforestsofmaiden-hairgrowingallaboutit!\'

\'Andpoison-oak,\'grumbledLaura。\'IknowIwalkedintosomeofitandshalllooklikeaperfectfrightforaweek。Ishallnevermakeacountrygirl——it\'snouseformetotry。\'

\'It\'snouseforyoutotrywalkingfourmilesinhigh-heeledshoes,mydear,\'saidPolly,bluntly。

\'Theyarenothigh,\'retortedLaura,\'andiftheyare,Idon\'tcaretolooklikea——a——cow-boy,eveninthebackwoods。\'

\'I\'manawfulexample,\'sighedPolly,seatingherselfonastumpinfrontofthetent,andelevatingaverydustylittlecommon-senseboot。\'SirWalterRaleighwouldneverhaveallowedmetowalkonhisvelvetcloakwiththatboot,wouldhe,girls?Oh,wasn\'tthatromantic,though?anddon\'tIwishthatIhadbeenQueenElizabeth!\'

\'You\'vegottheHAIR,\'saidLaura。

\'Thankyou!IhadforgottenElizabeth\'shairwasred;soitwas。

Thisismycourttrain,\'snatchingatablecloththatbungonahushnearby,andpinningittoherwaistinthetwinklingofaneye,——

\'thismyfarthingale,\'danglinghersun-bonnetfromherbelt,——\'thismysceptre,\'seizingaJapaneseumbrella,——\'thismycrown,\'invertingabrighttinplateuponhercurlyhead。\'Sheisjustalightingfromherchariot,THUS;thecourtiersturnpale,THUS;(whydon\'tyoudoit?)whatshallbedone?TheRoyalFeetmustnotbewet。\"Goroundthepuddle?Prit,meLud,\'Od\'sbody!Forsooth!Certainlynot!

Removethepuddle!\"shesayshaughtilytohersubjects。Theyarejustabouttodoso,whenoutfrombehindaneighbouringchaparralbushstalksabeautifulyoungprincewithcoal-blackhairandrose-

redcheeks。Hewearsarichvelvetcloak,glitteringwithembroidery。Heseesnothercrown,herhairoutshinesit;heseesnothersceptre,hertinyhandconcealsit;heseesnaughtsavetheloathlymud。Hestripsoffhiscloakandfloatsitonthepuddle。

WithahaughtybutgraciousbendofherheadtheQueenacceptsthecourtesy;crossesthepuddle,THUS,waveshersceptre,THUS,andsaying,\"Youshallhearfrommebyreturnmail,meLud,\"shevanisheswithinthecastle。ThenextmorningshemakesSirWalterBritishMinistertoFlorida。Hedepartsatoncewithacargooftobacco,whichheexchangesforsweetpotatoes,andeverybodyishappyeverafter。\'

Thegirlswereconvulsedwithmirthatthishistoricalromance,and,asMrs。Winshipwipedthetearsofmerrimentfromhereyes,Pollyseizedthegoldenopportunityanddroppedonherkneesbesideher。

\'Please,AuntTruth,wecan\'tgetthewhitemosquito-nettingbecauseDr。Winshiphasthekeyofthestorehouseinhispocket,andso——may——

I——blowthehorn?\'

Mrs。Winshipgaveherconsentindespair,andPollywenttotheoak-

treewherethehornhungandblewallthestrengthofherlungsintoblastafterblastforfiveminutes。

\'That\'sallIneeded,\'shesaid,onreturning;\'thatwasanescape-

valve,andIshallbelady-likeandwell-behavedtherestoftheday。\'

CHAPTERVI:QUEENELSIEVISITSTHECOURT

\'Anhourandfriendwithfriendwillmeet,Lipclingtolipandhandclasphand。\'

\'Now,Laura,\'askedBell,whenquietwasrestored,\'adviseusaboutElsie\'stent。Wewantittobeperfectlylovely;andyouhavesuchgoodtaste!\'

\'Letmethink,\'saidLaura。\'Oh,ifshewereonlyabrunetteinsteadofablonde,wecouldfestoonthetentwiththatyellowtarlatanI

broughtfortheplay!\'

\'Whatdifferencedoesitmakewhethersheisdarkorlight?\'askedBell,obtusely。

\'Why,aroomoughttobeasbecomingasadress——soMrs。Pinkertonsays。YouknowIsawagreatdealofheratthehotel;andoh,girls!herbedroomwasthemostexquisitethingyoueversaw!ShehadaFrenchtoilet-table,coveredwithpalebluesilkandwhitemarquiselace,——perfectlylovely,——withyardsandyardsofrobin\'s-

eggbluewateredribboninbows;andonitshekeptallhertoiletarticles,everythinginhammeredsilverfromTiffany\'swithmonogramsontheback,——threeorfoursizesofbrushes,andcombs,andmirrors,andafullmanicureset。Itusedtotakehertwohourstodress;butitwasworthit。Oh,suchgorgeoustea-gownsasshehad!Oneofoldroseandlettucewasaperfectdream!Shealwayshadherbreakfastinbed,youknow。Ithinkit\'sdelightfultohaveyourbreakfastbeforeyougetup,anddressasslowlyasyoulike。Iwishmammawouldletmedoit。\'

\'Whatdoesshedoaftershegetsdressedinherrowsofoldlettuce——

Imeanheroldrowsoflettuce?\'askedPolly。

\'Do?Whyreally,Polly,youaretoostupid!Whatdoyousupposeshedid?Whateverybodyelsedoes,ofcourse。\'

\'Oh!\'saidPolly,apologetically。

\'HowoldisMrs。Pinkerton?\'askedMargery。

\'Betweennineteenandtwenty。Thereisnotthreeyears\'differenceinourages,thoughshehasbeenmarriednearlytwoyears。Itseemssofunny。\'

\'Onlynineteen!\'criedBell。\'Why,Ialwaysthoughtthatshewasoldasthehills——twenty-fiveorthirtyattheveryleast。Shealwaysseemedtiredofthings。\'

\'Well,\'saidLaura,inawhisperintendedtobetoolowtoreachMrs。

Winship\'stent,\'Idon\'tknowwhetherIoughttorepeatwhatwastoldmeinconfidence,butthefactis——well——shedoesn\'tlikeMr。

Pinkertonverywell!\'

Theothergirls,whohadnotenjoyedtheadvantagesofcitylifeandtravel,lookedasdazedasanyscandalmongercouldhavedesired。

\'Don\'tlikehim!\'gaspedPolly,nearlyfallingoffthestump。\'Why,she\'smarriedtohim!\'

\'Whereonearthwereyoubroughtup?\'snappedLaura。\'Whatdifferencedoesthatmake?Shecan\'thelpitifshedoesn\'thappentolikeherhusband,canshe?Youcan\'tmakeyourselflikeanybody,canyou?\'

\'Well,didsheeverlikehim?\'askedMargery;\'forshe\'sonlybeenmarriedayearortwo,anditseemstomeitmighthavelastedthatlongiftherewasanythingtobeginon。\'

\'But,\'whisperedLaura,mysteriously,\'youseeMr。PinkertonwasveryrichandtheDentonsverypoor。Mr。Dentonhadjustdied,leavingthemnothingatalltoliveon,andpoorJessiewouldhavehadtoteachschool,orsomedreadfulthinglikethat。Thethoughtofitalmostkilledher,sheissosensitiveandsorefined。Shenevertoldmesoinsomanywords,butIamsureshemarriedMr。Pinkertontosavehermotherfrompoverty;andIpityherfromthebottomofmyheart。\'

\'Isupposeitwasnoble,\'saidBell,inapuzzledtone,\'ifshecouldn\'tthinkofanyotherway,but——\'

\'Well,didshetryveryhardtothinkofotherways?\'askedPolly。

\'Sheneverlookedespeciallynobletome。Ithoughtsheseemedlikeadie-away,frizzlygigkindofagirl。\'

\'Iwish,MissOliver,thatyouwouldbekindenoughtorememberthatMrs。Pinkertonisoneofmymostintimatefriends,\'saidLaura,sharply。\'AndIdowish,also,thatyouwouldn\'ttalkloudenoughtobeheardallthroughthecanyon。\'

ThecolourcameintoPolly\'scheeks,butbeforeshecouldanswer,Mrs。Winshipwalkedin,stocking-basketinhand,andseatedherselfinthelittlewickerrocking-chair。Polly\'sclariontoneshadgivenheracluetothesubject,andshethoughtthediscussionneededguidance。

\'YouweretalkingaboutMrs。Pinkerton,girls,\'shesaid,serenely。

\'Yousayyouarefondofher,Laura,dear,anditseemsveryungraciousformetocriticiseyourfriend;thatisathingwhichmostofusfailtobearpatiently。ButIcannotletyouholdherupasanidealtobeworshipped,oraskthegirlstoadmireasapieceofself-denialwhatIfearwasnothingbutindolenceandself-

gratification。Youaretooyoungtotalkofthesethingsverymuch;

butyouarenottooyoungtomakeupyourmindthatwhenyouagreetoliveallyourlifelongwithaperson,youmusthavesomeotherfeelingthanadeterminationnottoteachschool。JessieDenton\'smother,mydearLaura,wouldneverhaveaskedthesacrificeofherdaughter\'swholelife;andJessieherselfwouldneverhavemadeithadshebeenlessvain,proud,andluxuriousinhertastes,andalittlebraver,moreself-forgettingandindustrious。Thesearehardwords,dear,andIamsorrytousethem。Shehasgainedtherichesshewanted,——thecarriagesandservants,andtea-gowns,andhammeredsilverfromTiffany\'s,butshelookstiredanddisappointed,asBellsays;andI\'venodoubtsheis,poorgirl。\'

\'Idon\'tthinkyoudoherjustice,Mrs。Winship;Idon\'t,indeed,\'

saidLaura。

\'Ifyouarereallyattachedtoher,Laura,don\'tmakethemistakeofadmiringherfaultsofcharacter,buttrytofindherbetterqualities,andhelphertodevelopthem。Itisafatalthingwhengirlsofyouragesetupthesefalsestandards,andordertheirlivesbythem。Thereareworsethingsthanschool-teaching,yes,orevenfloor-scrubbingorwindow-washing。Lovelytea-gownsandsilver-

backedbrushesareallveryprettyandnicetohave,iftheyarenotgainedatthesacrificeofsomethingbetter。Ishouldhavesaidtomydaughter,hadIbeenMrs。Denton,\"Wewillworkforeachother,mydarling,andtrytodowhateverGodgivesustodo;but,nomatterhowhardlifeis,yourheartisthemostpreciousthingintheworld,andyoumustneversellthat,ifwepartwitheverythingelse。\"Oh,mygirls,mygirls,ifIcouldonlymakeyoubelievethat\"poorandcontentisrich,andrichenough。\"Icannotbeartothinkofyourgrowingyearbyyearintotheconvictionthattheseprettyglitteringthingsofwealtharethetruegoldoflifewhicheverybodyseeks。

Forgiveme,Laura,ifIhavehurtyourfeelings。\'

\'Iknowyouwouldneverhurtanybody\'sfeelings,ifyoucouldhelpit,Mrs。Winship,\'Lauraanswered,withahintofcoldnessinhervoice,\'thoughIcan\'thelpthinkingthatyouarealittlehardonpoorJessie;but,eventhen,onecansurelylikeapersonwithoutwishingtodotheverysamethingsshedoes。\'

\'Yes,thatistrue,\'saidMrs。Winship,gravely。\'Butonecannotconstantlyjustifyawrongactioninanotherwithouthavingone\'sownstandardunconsciouslylowered。Whatwecontinuallyexcuseinotherpeopleweshouldbeinclinedbyandbytoexcuseinourselves。Letuschooseourfriendsaswiselyaspossible,andlovethemdearly,helpingthemtogrowworthierofourloveatthesametimewearetryingtogrowworthieroftheirs;because\"welivebyadmiration,hope,andlove,\"youknow,butnotbyadmiringandlovingthewrongthings。

\'Butthereisthehorn,andIheartheboys。Letuscometoluncheon,andtellourgoodnewsofElsie。\'

[Musicfollows]

Withincredibleenergy。

Thehorn!Thehorn!Thelus-ty,lus-tyhorn!\'Tisnotathingtolaughtoscorn,Athingtolaughtoscorn!

Longbeforetheboysappearedinsight,theirvoicesrangthroughthecanyoninachorusthatwoketheechoes,andpresentlytheycameintoview,bearingtwoquartersandasaddleoffreshlykilledmutton,hangingfromaleafybranchswungbetweenJack\'ssturdyshoulderandGeoff\'s。

\'Asplendid\"stillhunt\"thismorning,AuntTruth!\'exclaimedJack。

\'Gameplentyandnottooshy,dogsinprimecondition,huntersditto。

Beholdtheresult!\'

ThegirlscouldscarcelytellwhetherornoLaurawasoffendedatAuntTruth\'sunexpectedlittlelecture。Shedidnotappearquiteasunrestrainedasusual,butaseverybodywasengagedinthepreparationsforElsie\'swelcometherewasageneralatmosphereofhilarityandconfusion,sothatnoawkwardnesswaspossible。

Thetool-shopresoundedwithblowsofhammerandsteel。Dickywasundereverybody\'sfeet,andhis\'sevenortenfrogs,\'togetherwithhisunrivalledcollectionofhornedtoads,werecontinuallyescapingfromtheirtinpailsandboxesinthevarioustents,andeverybodywasobligedtojoininthesearchtorecoverandre-incarceratethem,inordertokeepthepeace。

HopYetwasmakingagoldandsilvercake,with\'Elsie\'inpinklettersonchocolatefrosting。Philiphadpitchedthenewtentsothatinonecornertherewasaslendermanzanita-treewhichhadbeencroppedforsomepurposeorother。Hehadnailedacross-pieceonthis,sothatitresembledtheletterT,andwasnowlaboriouslyboringholesandfittinginpegs,thatElsiemighthaveasortofclosetbehindherbed。

Asfortherusticfurniture,thegirlsandboysdeclaredittobetoobeautifulforwords。Theystoodincirclesaboutitandadmireditwithoutreserve,eachclaimingthathisownspecialpieceofworkwasthegemofthecollection。Thesunlightshiningthroughthegreyandgreentintsofthetentwasvotedperfection,Philip\'sclosetamiracleofingenuity,thegreenandwhitestrawmattinganinspiration。

Thelooking-glasshadbeenmountedonapacking-box,andconvertedbyLauraintoadressing-tablethatrivalledMrs。Pinkerton\'s;forgreentarlatanandwhitemosquito-nettinghadbeensoskilfullycombinedthatthetraditionalmermaidmighthavebeengladtomakehertoiletthere\'withacombandaglassinherhand。\'Therestofthegreenandwhitegauzystuffhadbeenloopedfromthecornersofthetenttothecentreoftheroof-piece,anddelicatetendrilsofwildclematisclimbedhereandthereasifitweregrowing,itsrootsplungedincunninglyhiddenbottlesofwater。Bellhadgoneaboutwithpiecesofawningclothandgreenbraid,andstitchedanelaboratesystemofpocketsontheinsideofthetentwherevertheywouldnotbetooprominent。Thereweretinypocketsforneedle-work,thimbles,andscissors,medium-sizedpocketsforsoapandcombsandbrushes,biggerpocketsforshoesandslippersandstockings,andmammothpocketsforanythingelsethatElsiemightordaintoputinapocket。

Byfouro\'clockintheafternoonMargeryhadusedhercleverfingerstosuchpurposethatawhitesilesiaflag,workedwiththecampname,floatedfromthetiptopofthefrontentrancetothetent。Theceremonyofraisingtheflagwasattendedwithmuchenthusiasm,anditsaccomplishmentgreetedbyadeafeningcheerfromtheentireparty。

\'UnlessonewantsParadise,\'sighedMargery,\'whowouldn\'tbecontentedwithdearCampChaparral?\'

\'Whowouldliveinahouse,anyway?\'exclaimedPhilip。\'Sniffthisair,andlookupatthatsky!\'

\'Andthisiswhattheycall\"roughingit,\"inSantaBarbara,\'quothDr。Winship。\'Why,youyoungstershavemadethattentfitfortheoccupancyofasocietybelle。\'

\'Now,let\'sorganiseforreception!\'criedGeoffrey。\'Assemble,goodpeople!Comeoverhere,AuntTruth!Iwilltakethechairmyself,sinceIdon\'thappentoseeanybodywhowouldfillitwithmoredignity。\'

\'Iamgoingtomountmybronchoandgooutontheroadtomeetmybelovedfamily,\'saidJack,saunteringuptotheimpromptucouncil-

chamber。

\'Howcanyoutellwhentheywillarrive?\'askedMrs。Winship。

\'Icanmakeaprettygoodguess。They\'llprobablystartfromTacitasasearlyaseightornineo\'clock,ifElsieiswell。Let\'ssee:

it\'sabouttwenty-fivemiles,isn\'tit,UncleDoc?Saytwenty-threetotheplacewheretheyturnoffthemainroad。Well,I\'lltakeabitoflunch,rideouttenortwelvemiles,hitchmyhorseintheshade,andwait。\'

\'Verywell,\'saidGeoffrey。\'Itisnotusualforcommitteestoappointthemselves,butasyouareanearrelativeofourdistinguishedguestswewillgrantyouspecialconsiderationandorderyoutothefront。Ladiesandgentlemen,passingovertheslightinformalityofthenomination,allinfavourofappointingMr。

JohnHowardEnvoyExtraordinarypleasemanifestitbytheusualsign。\'

Sixpersonsyelled\'Ay,\'fourraisedtherighthand,andonestoodup。

\'Thereseemstobeaslightdifferenceofopinionastotheusualsign。Allright——Contraryminded!\'

\'No!\'shoutedPolly,atthetopofherlungs。

\'Itisaunanimousvote,\'saidGeoffrey,crushingly,bringingdownhisfistasanimaginarygavelwithincredibleforceanddignity。

\'Dr。andMrs。Winship,willyouobligetheChairbyactingasaspecialReceptionCommittee?\'

\'Certainly,\'respondedthedoctor,smilingly。\'WilltheChairkindlyoutlinethegeneralpolicyofthecommittee?\'

\'Hm-m-m!Yes,certainly——ofcourse。TheChairsuggeststhattheReceptionCommittee——well,thattheystayathomeand——receivetheguests,——yes,thatwilldoverynicely。All-in-favour-and-so-forth-

it-is-a-vote-and-so-ordered。Secretarywillpleasespreadacopyontheminutes。\'Gavel。

\'Irisetoapointoforder,\'saidJack,sagely。\'Thereisnosecretaryandtherearenominutes。\'

\'Mereform,\'saidtheChair;\'sitdown;therewillbeminutesinaminute,——gottodosomemorethingsfirst;thatwilldo,SITDOWN。

WilltheMissesBurtonandMessrs。BurtonandNoblekindlyactasCommitteeonDecoration?\'

\'Where\'stheCommitteeonMusic,andRefreshments,andOlympianGames,andallthatsortofthing?\'interruptedPolly,whohadnottheslightestconceptionofparliamentaryetiquette;\'andwhydon\'tyouhurryupandputmeonsomething?\'

\'IfMissOliverrefusestobridlehertongue,andpersistsininterruptingthebusinessofthemeeting,theChairwillbeobligedtoremoveher,\'saidGeoffrey,withchillingemphasis。

Pollyroseagain,undaunted。\'IwouldrespectfullyasktheChair,whoputhiminthechair,anyway?\'

\'Question!\'roaredPhilip。

\'Secondthemotion!\'shriekedBell,thatbeingtheonlyparliamentaryexpressionsheknew。

\'Order!\'criedGeoffreyinstentorianaccents。\'Iwilladjournthemeetingandclearthecourt-roomunlessthereisorder。\'

\'Do!\'remarkedPolly,encouragingly。\'Iwillriseagain,likePhoebus,frommyashes,tosaythat——\'

HereJacksprangtohisfeet。\'IwouldsuggesttotheChairthatthelastspeakeramendhermotionbysubstitutingtheword\"Phoenix\"for\"Phoebus。\"\'

\'Accepttheamendment,\'saidPolly,serenely,amidstthegeneralhilarity。

\'Question!\'calledBell,withanothermightyprojectionofmemoryintoamissionarymeetingthatshehadonceattended。

\'Iamnotawarethatthereisanymotionbeforethehouse,\'saidGeoffrey,cuttingly。

\'Secondthemotion!\'

\'Secondtheamendment!\'shoutedthegirls。

\'Ladies,thereISnomotion。WillyouobligetheChairbyremainingquietuntilspeechisrequested?\'

\'Movethatthemeetingbeadjournedandanotheronecalled,withanewChair!\'remarkedMargery,whofeltthatthehonourofhersexwasatstake。

\'Movethatthismotionbesoorderedandspreadupontheminutes,andacopyofitbepresentedtotheChairman,\'suggestedPhilip。

\'MovethatthecopybeappropriatelyboundinCALF,\'saidJack,dodginganimaginaryblow。

\'Movethattheothercommitteesbeelectedbyballot,\'concludedScottBurton。

\'Thisissimplydisgraceful!\'exclaimedtheChair。\'Order!order!I

appointMissOliverCommitteeonEntertainment,withaviewofkeepingherstill。\'

Thiswasreceivedwithparticularaswellasgeneralsatisfaction。

\'MissWinship,weappointyouCommitteeonMusic。\'

\'Allright。Doyouwishittobeoriginal?\'

\'Certainlynot;wewishittobegood。\'

\'Butweonlyknowonechorus,andthat\'s\"MyWitchingDinahSnow。\"\'

\'Nevermind;eitherwritenewwordstothattuneorsingtra-la-latoit。Mr。RichardWinship,theChairappointsyouCommitteeonMenagerie,andsuggeststhataswehaveproclaimedalegalholiday,yougiveyouranimalsthefreedomofthecity。\'

\'Don\'tknowwhatfreedomofercitymeans,\'saidDicky,whofearedthathewasbeingmadethebuttofridicule。

\'Why,wewantyoutoallowthecaptivestoparadeintheevening,withtorch-lightsandmottoes。\'

\'Allright!\'criedDicky,kindlinginaninstant;\'\'n\'Luby,\'n\'thedoat,\'n\'myhorn\'toads,alle\'cepttheonethatjustgottedawayinLaura\'sbed;butmaybeshe\'llfindhimto-night,sothey\'llbeallthere。\'

Thiswastoomuchforthevariouscommittees,andLaura\'swildshriekwasthesignalforahastyadjournment。Acommondangerrestoredpeacetotheassembly,andtheysoughttherunawayinperfectharmony。

\'Well,\'saidJack,whenquietwasrestored,\'IamgoingalittledistanceupthePicoNegrotrail;therearesomemagnificentSpanishbayonetsgrowingthere,andifyou\'llletmehavePancho,UncleDoc,wecanbringdownfourofthemandlashthemtoeachofthecornersofElsie\'stent,——they\'llkeepfreshseveraldaysinwater,youknow。\'

\'Takehim,certainly,\'saidDr。Winship。

\'Doletmegowithyou!\'pleadedLaura,withenthusiasm。\'Ishouldlikethewalksomuch。\'

\'It\'sprettyrough,Laura,\'objectedMargery。\'Ifyoucouldn\'tendureourwalkthismorning,youwouldnevergethomealivefromPicoNegro。\'

\'Oh,thatwasintheheatoftheday,\'sheanswered。\'Ifeelequaltoanyamountofwalkingnow,ifJackdoesn\'tmindtakingme。\'

\'Delighted,ofcourse,MissLaura。You\'llbewillingtocarryhomeoneofthetrees,Isuppose,inreturnforthepleasureofmysociety?\'

\'Snubhimseverely,Laura,\'criedBell;\'weneverallowhimtosaysuchthingsunreproved。\'

\'Ithinkheissnubbedtoomuchalready,\'repliedLaura,withacharmingsmile,\'andIshallseehowacourseofencouragementwillaffecthisbehaviour。\'

\'ThatwillbewhatIlonghavesought,AndmournedbecauseIfounditnot,\'

sangJack,nonchalantly。

\'Oh,Laura,\'remonstratedBell,\'thinktwicebeforeyouencouragehiminhisdreadfulways。Wehavestudiedhimverycarefully,andweknowthattheonlywaytolivewithhimistokeephiminasortof\"pintpot\"wherewecanholdthelidopenjustalittle,andclapitdownsuddenlywheneverhetriestospringout。\'

\'Donotmindthatyoungperson,MissLaura,butformyourownimpressionsofmycharmingcharacter。Excuseme,please,whileIputonacelluloidcollar,andmakesomefewchangesinmytoiletnecessarytoaproperappearanceinyourdistinguishedcompany。\'

\'Ipreferyouasyouare,\'answeredLaura,laughingly。\'Letusstartatonce。\'

\'Doyouhearthat,youngperson?SheprefersmeasIare!Nowseewhatmagicpowerhergenerosityhasuponme!\'Andhedartedintothetent,fromwhichheissuedinamomentwithhisDerbyhat,amanzanitacane,apocket-handkerchieftiedabouthisthroat,andaflowerpinnedonhisflannelcamping-shirt——amostridiculousfigure,sincenothingseemssooutofplaceinthewoodsasanysuggestionofcitycostumesorcustoms。Laurawasinhighgood-humour,andlookedexceedinglybrilliantandpretty,asshealwaysdidwhenshewasthecentralfigureofanygrouporthebrightparticularstarofanyoccasion。

\'Behomebeforedark,\'saidDr。Winship。\'Pancho,keepalook-outforthepack-mule。Truth,oneofthepack-muleshasdisappeared。\'

\'So?DumplingorDitto?\'

\'Ditto,curiouslyenough。Hisnameshouldhaveledhimnottosetanexample,buttofollowone。\'

Elsiecame。

Perhapsyouthoughtthatthiswasgoingtobeanexcitingstory,andthatsomethingwouldhappentokeepherattheTacitasranch;butnothingdid。Everythingcametopassexactlyasitwasarranged,andJackmethismotherandsisterattwelveo\'clocksomefourmilesfromthecamp,andescortedthemtothegates。

\'Welcome\'hadbeenpaintedontwentydifferentboardsorbitsofwhiteclothandpaper,andnailedhereandthereonthetreesthatlinedtheroughwood-road;thestrainsofanorchestra,formedofaguitar,banjo,castanets,Chinesefiddle,andtincans,greetedthemfromadistance,butwereproperlyallowedtodieawayinsilencewhentheguestnearedthetents。Everythingworeanewandsmilingface,andElsienevercamemoredangerouslynearbeingsqueezedtodeath。

Elsie,intheprettiestofginghamdresses,andhercloudofgoldenhairbraidedintwofunnylittlepugstokeepitoutofthedust;

Elsie,withawidehatthatshadedherface,alreadyalittletannedandburned,nolongercolourless;Elsie,withnolinesofpaininherprettyforehead,andthehollowringgonefromhervoice;Elsie,whojumpedoverthewheelofthewagon,andhuggedherhuggerswiththestrengthofayoungbear!Itwastoogoodtobelieve,andnobodydidquitebelieveitfordays。

Atthreeo\'clockthehappiestpartyintheworldassembledattheroughdining-tableunderthesycamore-trees。

Elsiebeameduponthefeastfromthehigh-backedmanzanitachair,afaintcolourinhercheeks,andstarryprismsoflightinapairofeyesthathadnotsparkledformanyawearymonth。HopYetsmiledatriflehimself,worehiscapwitharedbuttononthetoptowaituponthetable,andministeredtothehungrypeoplewithmoreinterestandalacritythanhehadshownsincehehadbeendraggedfromSantaBarbara,hisJoss,andhisnightlygameoffantan。Andsuchadinnerashehadpreparedinhonouroftheoccasion!——longerbyfourcoursesthanusual,andeachpersonwasallowedtwoplatesinthecourseofthemeal。