WHENshereachedthetopofthehill,shesawawoodinthedistance。
Shethoughtthatitlookedasafequietspot。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
wasnotmuchinthehabitofflying。Sherandownhillafewyardsflappinghershawl,andthenshejumpedoffintotheair。
SHEflewbeautifullywhenshehadgotagoodstart。
Sheskimmedalongoverthetree-topsuntilshesawanopenplaceinthemiddleofthewood,wherethetreesandbrushwoodhadbeencleared。
JEMIMAalightedratherheavily,andbegantowaddleaboutinsearchofaconvenientdrynesting-place。
Sheratherfanciedatree-stumpamongstsometallfox-gloves。
But——seateduponthestump,shewasstartledtofindanelegantlydressedgentlemanreadinganewspaper。
Hehadblackprickearsandsandycolouredwhiskers。
\"Quack?\"saidJemimaPuddle-duck,withherheadandherbonnetononeside——
\"Quack?\"
THEgentlemanraisedhiseyesabovehisnewspaperandlookedcuriouslyatJemima——
\"Madam,haveyoulostyourway?\"saidhe。Hehadalongbushytailwhichhewassittingupon,asthestumpwassomewhatdamp。
Jemimathoughthimmightycivilandhandsome。Sheexplainedthatshehadnotlostherway,butthatshewastryingtofindaconvenientdrynesting-place。
\"AH!isthatso?indeed!\"saidthegentlemanwithsandywhiskers,lookingcuriouslyatJemima。Hefoldedupthenewspaper,andputitinhiscoat-tailpocket。
Jemimacomplainedofthesuperfluoushen。
\"Indeed!howinteresting!
IwishIcouldmeetwiththatfowl。Iwouldteachittominditsownbusiness!\"
\"BUTastoanest——thereisnodifficulty:Ihaveasackfuloffeathersinmywood-
shed。No,mydearmadam,youwillbeinnobody\'sway。
Youmaysitthereaslongasyoulike,\"saidthebushylong-
tailedgentleman。
Heledthewaytoaveryretired,dismal-lookinghouseamongstthefox-gloves。
Itwasbuiltoffaggotsandturf,andthereweretwobrokenpails,oneontopofanother,bywayofachimney。
\"THISismysummerresidence;youwouldnotfindmyearth——mywinterhouse——soconvenient,\"saidthehospitablegentleman。
Therewasatumble-downshedatthebackofthehouse,madeofoldsoap-boxes。Thegentlemanopenedthedoor,andshowedJemimain。
THEshedwasalmostquitefulloffeathers——itwasalmostsuffocating;butitwascomfortableandverysoft。
JemimaPuddle-duckwasrathersurprisedtofindsuchavastquantityoffeathers。Butitwasverycomfortable;andshemadeanestwithoutanytroubleatall。
WHENshecameout,thesandywhiskeredgentlemanwassittingonalogreadingthenewspaper——atleasthehaditspreadout,buthewaslookingoverthetopofit。
Hewassopolite,thatheseemedalmostsorrytoletJemimagohomeforthenight。
Hepromisedtotakegreatcareofhernestuntilshecamebackagainnextday。
Hesaidhelovedeggsandducklings;heshouldbeproudtoseeafinenestfulinhiswood-shed。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
cameeveryafternoon;shelaidnineeggsinthenest。
Theyweregreenywhiteandverylarge。Thefoxygentlemanadmiredthemimmensely。
HeusedtoturnthemoverandcountthemwhenJemimawasnotthere。
AtlastJemimatoldhimthatsheintendedtobegintositnextday——\"andIwillbringabagofcornwithme,sothatIneedneverleavemynestuntiltheeggsarehatched。
Theymightcatchcold,\"saidtheconscientiousJemima。
\"MADAM,Ibegyounottotroubleyourselfwithabag;Iwillprovideoats。
Butbeforeyoucommenceyourtedioussitting,Iintendtogiveyouatreat。Letushaveadinner-partyalltoourselves!
\"MayIaskyoutobringupsomeherbsfromthefarm-
gardentomakeasavouryomelette?Sageandthyme,andmintandtwoonions,andsomeparsley。Iwillprovidelardforthestuff-lardfortheomelette,\"saidthehospitablegentlemanwithsandywhiskers。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
wasasimpleton:noteventhementionofsageandonionsmadehersuspicious。
Shewentroundthefarm-
garden,nibblingoffsnippetsofallthedifferentsortsofherbsthatareusedforstuffingroastduck。
ANDshewaddledintothekitchen,andgottwoonionsoutofabasket。
Thecollie-dogKepmethercomingout,\"Whatareyoudoingwiththoseonions?
Wheredoyougoeveryafternoonbyyourself,JemimaPuddle-duck?\"
Jemimawasratherinaweofthecollie;shetoldhimthewholestory。
Thecollielistened,withhiswiseheadononeside;hegrinnedwhenshedescribedthepolitegentlemanwithsandywhiskers。
HEaskedseveralquestionsaboutthewood,andabouttheexactpositionofthehouseandshed。
Thenhewentout,andtrotteddownthevillage。Hewenttolookfortwofox-houndpuppieswhowereoutatwalkwiththebutcher。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
wentupthecart-roadforthelasttime,onasunnyafternoon。
Shewasratherburdenedwithbunchesofherbsandtwoonionsinabag。
Sheflewoverthewood,andalightedoppositethehouseofthebushylong-tailedgentleman。
HEwassittingonalog;
hesniffedtheair,andkeptglancinguneasilyroundthewood。WhenJemimaalightedhequitejumped。
\"Comeintothehouseassoonasyouhavelookedatyoureggs。Givemetheherbsfortheomelette。Besharp!\"
Hewasratherabrupt。
JemimaPuddle-duckhadneverheardhimspeaklikethat。
Shefeltsurprised,anduncomfortable。
WHILEshewasinsidesheheardpatteringfeetroundthebackoftheshed。
Someonewithablacknosesniffedatthebottomofthedoor,andthenlockedit。
Jemimabecamemuchalarmed。
AMOMENTafterwardsthereweremostawfulnoises——barking,baying,growlsandhowls,squealingandgroans。
Andnothingmorewaseverseenofthatfoxy-whiskeredgentleman。
PRESENTLYKepopenedthedooroftheshed,andletoutJemimaPuddle-duck。
Unfortunatelythepuppiesrushedinandgobbledupalltheeggsbeforehecouldstopthem。
Hehadabiteonhisearandboththepuppieswerelimping。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
wasescortedhomeintearsonaccountofthoseeggs。
SHElaidsomemoreinJune,andshewaspermittedtokeepthemherself:butonlyfourofthemhatched。
JemimaPuddle-ducksaidthatitwasbecauseofhernerves;butshehadalwaysbeenabadsitter。
THEEND
THETALEOF
PIGLINGBLAND
FOR
CECILYANDCHARLIE,ATALEOF
THECHRISTMASPIG。
THETALEOFPIGLINGBLAND
ONCEuponatimetherewasanoldpigcalledAuntPettitoes。
Shehadeightofafamily:fourlittlegirlpigs,calledCross-patch,Suck-suck,Yock-yockandSpot;
andfourlittleboypigs,calledAlexander,PiglingBland,Chin-
chinandStumpy。Stumpyhadhadanaccidenttohistail。
Theeightlittlepigshadveryfineappetites。\"Yus,yus,yus!theyeatandindeedtheyDOeat!\"
saidAuntPettitoes,lookingatherfamilywithpride。Suddenlytherewerefearfulsqueals;Alexanderhadsqueezedinsidethehoopsofthepigtroughandstuck。
AuntPettitoesandIdraggedhimoutbythehindlegs。
Chin-chinwasalreadyindisgrace;itwaswashingday,andhehadeatenapieceofsoap。Andpresentlyinabasketofcleanclothes,wefoundanotherdirtylittlepig。
\"Tchut,tut,tut!whicheveristhis?\"gruntedAuntPettitoes。
Nowallthepigfamilyarepink,orpinkwithblackspots,butthispigchildwassmuttyblackallover;
whenithadbeenpoppedintoatub,itprovedtobeYock-yock。
Iwentintothegarden;thereI
foundCross-patchandSuck-suckrootingupcarrots。Iwhippedthemmyselfandledthemoutbytheears。
Cross-patchtriedtobiteme。
\"AuntPettitoes,AuntPettitoes!
youareaworthyperson,butyourfamilyisnotwellbroughtup。
EveryoneofthemhasbeeninmischiefexceptSpotandPiglingBland。\"
\"Yus,yus!\"sighedAuntPettitoes。\"Andtheydrinkbucketfulsofmilk;Ishallhavetogetanothercow!GoodlittleSpotshallstayathometodothehousework;buttheothersmustgo。
Fourlittleboypigsandfourlittlegirlpigsaretoomanyaltogether。\"
\"Yus,yus,yus,\"saidAuntPettitoes,\"therewillbemoretoeatwithoutthem。\"
SoChin-chinandSuck-suckwentawayinawheel-barrow,andStumpy,Yock-yockandCross-
patchrodeawayinacart。
Andtheothertwolittleboypigs,PiglingBlandandAlexander,wenttomarket。Webrushedtheircoats,wecurledtheirtailsandwashedtheirlittlefaces,andwishedthemgood-byeintheyard。
AuntPettitoeswipedhereyeswithalargepockethandkerchief,thenshewipedPiglingBland\'snoseandshedtears;thenshewipedAlexander\'snoseandshedtears;
thenshepassedthehandkerchieftoSpot。AuntPettitoessighedandgrunted,andaddressedthoselittlepigsasfollows:
\"NowPiglingBland,sonPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。
TakeyourbrotherAlexanderbythehand。MindyourSundayclothes,andremembertoblowyournose\"——
(AuntPettitoespassedroundthehandkerchiefagain)——\"bewareoftraps,henroosts,baconandeggs;
alwayswalkuponyourhindlegs。\"
PiglingBland,whowasasedatelittlepig,lookedsolemnlyathismother,ateartrickleddownhischeek。
AuntPettitoesturnedtotheother——\"NowsonAlexandertakethehand\"——\"Wee,wee,wee!\"
giggledAlexander——\"takethehandofyourbrotherPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。
Mind——\"\"Wee,wee,wee!\"interruptedAlexanderagain。Youputmeout,\"saidAuntPettitoes\"Observesign-postsandmilestones;
donotgobbleherringbones——\"
\"Andremember,\"saidIimpressively,\"ifyouoncecrossthecountyboundaryyoucannotcomeback。
Alexander,youarenotattending。
HerearetwolicencespermittingtwopigstogotomarketinLancashire。Attend,Alexander。Ihavehadnoendoftroubleingettingthesepapersfromthepoliceman。\"
PiglingBlandlistenedgravely;
Alexanderwashopelesslyvolatile。
Ipinnedthepapers,forsafety,insidetheirwaistcoatpockets;
AuntPettitoesgavetoeachalittlebundle,andeightconversationpeppermintswithappropriatemoralsentimentsinscrewsofpaper。Thentheystarted。
PiglingBlandandAlexandertrottedalongsteadilyforamile;
atleastPiglingBlanddid。Alexandermadetheroadhalfaslongagainbyskippingfromsidetoside。
Hedancedaboutandpinchedhisbrother,singing——
\"Thispigwenttomarket,thispigstayedathome,\"Thispighadabitofmeat——
let\'sseewhattheyhavegivenUS
fordinner,Pigling?\"
PiglingBlandandAlexandersatdownanduntiedtheirbundles。
Alexandergobbleduphisdinnerinnotime;hehadalreadyeatenallhisownpeppermints。\"Givemeoneofyours,please,Pigling。\"
\"ButIwishtopreservethemforemergencies,\"saidPiglingBlanddoubtfully。Alexanderwentintosquealsoflaughter。ThenheprickedPiglingwiththepinthathadfastenedhispigpaper;andwhenPiglingslappedhimhedroppedthepin,andtriedtotakePigling\'spin,andthepapersgotmixedup。PiglingBlandreprovedAlexander。
Butpresentlytheymadeitupagain,andtrottedawaytogether,singing——
\"Tom,Tom,thepiper\'sson,stoleapigandawayheran!
\"Butallthetunethathecouldplay,was\'Overthehillsandfaraway!\'\"
\"What\'sthat,youngsirs?Stoleapig?Whereareyourlicences?\"
saidthepoliceman。Theyhadnearlyrunagainsthimroundacorner。PiglingBlandpulledouthispaper;Alexander,afterfumbling,handedoversomethingscrumply——
\"To21/2oz。conversationsweetiesatthreefarthings\"——\"What\'sthis?
Thisain\'talicence。\"Alexander\'snoselengthenedvisibly,hehadlostit。\"Ihadone,indeedIhad,Mr。
Policeman!\"
\"It\'snotlikelytheyletyoustartwithout。Iampassingthefarm。
Youmaywalkwithme。\"\"CanI
comebacktoo?\"inquiredPiglingBland。\"Iseenoreason,youngsir;
yourpaperisallright。\"PiglingBlanddidnotlikegoingonalone,anditwasbeginningtorain。Butitisunwisetoarguewiththepolice;
hegavehisbrotherapeppermint,andwatchedhimoutofsight。
ToconcludetheadventuresofAlexander——thepolicemansauntereduptothehouseaboutteatime,followedbyadampsubduedlittlepig。IdisposedofAlexanderintheneighbourhood;hedidfairlywellwhenhehadsettleddown。
PiglingBlandwentonalonedejectedly;hecametocross-roadsandasign-post——\"ToMarketTown,5miles,\"\"OvertheHills,4miles,\"
\"ToPettitoesFarm,3miles。\"
PiglingBlandwasshocked,therewaslittlehopeofsleepinginMarketTown,andto-morrowwasthehiringfair;itwasdeplorabletothinkhowmuchtimehadbeenwastedbythefrivolityofAlexander。
Heglancedwistfullyalongtheroadtowardsthehills,andthensetoffwalkingobedientlytheotherway,buttoninguphiscoatagainsttherain。Hehadneverwantedtogo;andtheideaofstandingallbyhimselfinacrowdedmarket,tobestaredat,pushed,andhiredbysomebigstrangefarmerwasverydisagreeable——
\"IwishIcouldhavealittlegardenandgrowpotatoes,\"saidPiglingBland。
Heputhiscoldhandinhispocketandfelthispaper,heputhisotherhandinhisotherpocketandfeltanotherpaper——Alexander\'s!
Piglingsquealed;thenranbackfrantically,hopingtoovertakeAlexanderandthepoliceman。
Hetookawrongturn——severalwrongturns,andwasquitelost。
Itgrewdark,thewindwhistled,thetreescreakedandgroaned。
PiglingBlandbecamefrightenedandcried\"Wee,wee,wee!Ican\'tfindmywayhome!\"
Afteranhour\'swanderinghegotoutofthewood;themoonshonethroughtheclouds,andPiglingBlandsawacountrythatwasnewtohim。
Theroadcrossedamoor;belowwasawidevalleywitharivertwinklinginthemoonlight,andbeyond,inmistydistance,laythehills。
Hesawasmallwoodenhut,madehiswaytoit,andcreptinside——\"IamafraiditISahenhouse,butwhatcanIdo?\"saidPiglingBland,wetandcoldandquitetiredout。
\"Baconandeggs,baconandeggs!\"cluckedahenonaperch。
\"Trap,trap,trap!cackle,cackle,cackle!\"scoldedthedisturbedcockerel。\"Tomarket,tomarket!
jiggettyjig!\"cluckedabroodywhitehenroostingnexttohim。
PiglingBland,muchalarmed,determinedtoleaveatdaybreak。
Inthemeantime,heandthehensfellasleep。
Inlessthananhourtheywereallawakened。Theowner,Mr。
PeterThomasPiperson,camewithalanternandahampertocatchsixfowlstotaketomarketinthemorning。
Hegrabbedthewhitehenroostingnexttothecock;thenhiseyefelluponPiglingBland,squeezedupinacorner。Hemadeasingularremark——\"Hallo,here\'sanother!\"——seizedPiglingbythescruffoftheneck,anddroppedhimintothehamper。Thenhedroppedinfivemoredirty,kicking,cacklinghensuponthetopofPiglingBland。
Thehampercontainingsixfowlsandayoungpigwasnolightweight;itwastakendownhill,unsteadily,withjerks。Pigling,althoughnearlyscratchedtopieces,contrivedtohidethepapersandpeppermintsinsidehisclothes。
Atlastthehamperwasbumpeddownuponakitchenfloor,thelidwasopened,andPiglingwasliftedout。Helookedup,blinking,andsawanoffensivelyuglyelderlyman,grinningfromeartoear。
\"Thisone\'scomeofhimself,whatever,\"saidMr。Piperson,turningPigling\'spocketsinsideout。
Hepushedthehamperintoacorner,threwasackoverittokeepthehensquiet,putapotonthefire,andunlacedhisboots。
PiglingBlanddrewforwardacoppystool,andsatontheedgeofit,shylywarminghishands。Mr。
Pipersonpulledoffabootandthrewitagainstthewainscotatthefurtherendofthekitchen。
Therewasasmotherednoise——
\"Shutup!\"saidMr。Piperson。
PiglingBlandwarmedhishands,andeyedhim。
Mr。Pipersonpulledofftheotherbootandflungitafterthefirst,therewasagainacuriousnoise——
\"Bequiet,willye?\"saidMr。
Piperson。PiglingBlandsatontheveryedgeofthecoppystool。
Mr。Pipersonfetchedmealfromachestandmadeporridge。ItseemedtoPiglingthatsomethingatthefurtherendofthekitchenwastakingasuppressedinterestinthecooking,buthewastoohungrytobetroubledbynoises。
Mr。Pipersonpouredoutthreeplatefuls:forhimself,forPigling,andathird——afterglaringatPigling——heputawaywithmuchscuffling,andlockedup。PiglingBlandatehissupperdiscreetly。
AftersupperMr。Pipersonconsultedanalmanac,andfeltPigling\'sribs;itwastoolateintheseasonforcuringbacon,andhegrudgedhismeal。Besides,thehenshadseenthispig。
Helookedatthesmallremainsofaflitch,andthenlookedundecidedlyatPigling。\"Youmaysleepontherug,\"saidMr。PeterThomasPiperson。
PiglingBlandsleptlikeatop。
InthemorningMr。Pipersonmademoreporridge;theweatherwaswarmer。Helookedtoseehowmuchmealwasleftinthechest,andseemeddissatisfied——\"You\'lllikelybemovingonagain?\"saidhetoPiglingBland。
BeforePiglingcouldreply,aneighbour,whowasgivingMr。
Pipersonandthehensalift,whistledfromthegate。Mr。Pipersonhurriedoutwiththehamper,enjoiningPiglingtoshutthedoorbehindhimandnotmeddlewithnought;or\"I\'llcomebackandskinye!\"saidMr。Piperson。
ItcrossedPigling\'smindthatifHEhadaskedforalift,too,hemightstillhavebeenintimeformarket。
ButhedistrustedPeterThomas。
Afterfinishingbreakfastathisleisure,Piglinghadalookroundthecottage;everythingwaslockedup。Hefoundsomepotatopeelingsinabucketinthebackkitchen。
Piglingatethepeel,andwasheduptheporridgeplatesinthebucket。
Hesangwhileheworked——
\"Tomwithhispipemadesuchanoise,Hecalledupallthegirlsandboys——
\"Andtheyallrantohearhimplay\"\'Overthehillsandfaraway!\'\"
Suddenlyalittlesmotheredvoicechimedin——
\"Overthehillsandagreatwayoff,Thewindshallblowmytopknotoff!\"
PiglingBlandputdownaplatewhichhewaswiping,andlistened。
Afteralongpause,Piglingwentontip-toeandpeepedroundthedoorintothefrontkitchen。Therewasnobodythere。
Afteranotherpause,Piglingapproachedthedoorofthelockedcupboard,andsnuffedatthekey-
hole。Itwasquitequiet。
Afteranotherlongpause,Piglingpushedapeppermintunderthedoor。
Itwassuckedinimmediately。
InthecourseofthedayPiglingpushedinalltheremainingsixpeppermints。
WhenMr。Pipersonreturned,hefoundPiglingsittingbeforethefire;hehadbrushedupthehearthandputonthepottoboil;themealwasnotget-at-able。
Mr。Pipersonwasveryaffable;
heslappedPiglingontheback,madelotsofporridgeandforgottolockthemealchest。Hedidlockthecupboarddoor;butwithoutproperlyshuttingit。Hewenttobedearly,andtoldPiglinguponnoaccounttodisturbhimnextdaybeforetwelveo\'clock。
PiglingBlandsatbythefire,eatinghissupper。
Allatonceathiselbow,alittlevoicespoke——\"MynameisPig-
wig。Makememoreporridge,please!\"PiglingBlandjumped,andlookedround。
AperfectlylovelylittleblackBerkshirepigstoodsmilingbesidehim。Shehadtwinklylittlescrewedupeyes,adoublechin,andashortturnedupnose。
ShepointedatPigling\'splate;