第6章

WHENshereachedthetopofthehill,shesawawoodinthedistance。

Shethoughtthatitlookedasafequietspot。

JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK

wasnotmuchinthehabitofflying。Sherandownhillafewyardsflappinghershawl,andthenshejumpedoffintotheair。

SHEflewbeautifullywhenshehadgotagoodstart。

Sheskimmedalongoverthetree-topsuntilshesawanopenplaceinthemiddleofthewood,wherethetreesandbrushwoodhadbeencleared。

JEMIMAalightedratherheavily,andbegantowaddleaboutinsearchofaconvenientdrynesting-place。

Sheratherfanciedatree-stumpamongstsometallfox-gloves。

But——seateduponthestump,shewasstartledtofindanelegantlydressedgentlemanreadinganewspaper。

Hehadblackprickearsandsandycolouredwhiskers。

\"Quack?\"saidJemimaPuddle-duck,withherheadandherbonnetononeside——

\"Quack?\"

THEgentlemanraisedhiseyesabovehisnewspaperandlookedcuriouslyatJemima——

\"Madam,haveyoulostyourway?\"saidhe。Hehadalongbushytailwhichhewassittingupon,asthestumpwassomewhatdamp。

Jemimathoughthimmightycivilandhandsome。Sheexplainedthatshehadnotlostherway,butthatshewastryingtofindaconvenientdrynesting-place。

\"AH!isthatso?indeed!\"saidthegentlemanwithsandywhiskers,lookingcuriouslyatJemima。Hefoldedupthenewspaper,andputitinhiscoat-tailpocket。

Jemimacomplainedofthesuperfluoushen。

\"Indeed!howinteresting!

IwishIcouldmeetwiththatfowl。Iwouldteachittominditsownbusiness!\"

\"BUTastoanest——thereisnodifficulty:Ihaveasackfuloffeathersinmywood-

shed。No,mydearmadam,youwillbeinnobody\'sway。

Youmaysitthereaslongasyoulike,\"saidthebushylong-

tailedgentleman。

Heledthewaytoaveryretired,dismal-lookinghouseamongstthefox-gloves。

Itwasbuiltoffaggotsandturf,andthereweretwobrokenpails,oneontopofanother,bywayofachimney。

\"THISismysummerresidence;youwouldnotfindmyearth——mywinterhouse——soconvenient,\"saidthehospitablegentleman。

Therewasatumble-downshedatthebackofthehouse,madeofoldsoap-boxes。Thegentlemanopenedthedoor,andshowedJemimain。

THEshedwasalmostquitefulloffeathers——itwasalmostsuffocating;butitwascomfortableandverysoft。

JemimaPuddle-duckwasrathersurprisedtofindsuchavastquantityoffeathers。Butitwasverycomfortable;andshemadeanestwithoutanytroubleatall。

WHENshecameout,thesandywhiskeredgentlemanwassittingonalogreadingthenewspaper——atleasthehaditspreadout,buthewaslookingoverthetopofit。

Hewassopolite,thatheseemedalmostsorrytoletJemimagohomeforthenight。

Hepromisedtotakegreatcareofhernestuntilshecamebackagainnextday。

Hesaidhelovedeggsandducklings;heshouldbeproudtoseeafinenestfulinhiswood-shed。

JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK

cameeveryafternoon;shelaidnineeggsinthenest。

Theyweregreenywhiteandverylarge。Thefoxygentlemanadmiredthemimmensely。

HeusedtoturnthemoverandcountthemwhenJemimawasnotthere。

AtlastJemimatoldhimthatsheintendedtobegintositnextday——\"andIwillbringabagofcornwithme,sothatIneedneverleavemynestuntiltheeggsarehatched。

Theymightcatchcold,\"saidtheconscientiousJemima。

\"MADAM,Ibegyounottotroubleyourselfwithabag;Iwillprovideoats。

Butbeforeyoucommenceyourtedioussitting,Iintendtogiveyouatreat。Letushaveadinner-partyalltoourselves!

\"MayIaskyoutobringupsomeherbsfromthefarm-

gardentomakeasavouryomelette?Sageandthyme,andmintandtwoonions,andsomeparsley。Iwillprovidelardforthestuff-lardfortheomelette,\"saidthehospitablegentlemanwithsandywhiskers。

JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK

wasasimpleton:noteventhementionofsageandonionsmadehersuspicious。

Shewentroundthefarm-

garden,nibblingoffsnippetsofallthedifferentsortsofherbsthatareusedforstuffingroastduck。

ANDshewaddledintothekitchen,andgottwoonionsoutofabasket。

Thecollie-dogKepmethercomingout,\"Whatareyoudoingwiththoseonions?

Wheredoyougoeveryafternoonbyyourself,JemimaPuddle-duck?\"

Jemimawasratherinaweofthecollie;shetoldhimthewholestory。

Thecollielistened,withhiswiseheadononeside;hegrinnedwhenshedescribedthepolitegentlemanwithsandywhiskers。

HEaskedseveralquestionsaboutthewood,andabouttheexactpositionofthehouseandshed。

Thenhewentout,andtrotteddownthevillage。Hewenttolookfortwofox-houndpuppieswhowereoutatwalkwiththebutcher。

JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK

wentupthecart-roadforthelasttime,onasunnyafternoon。

Shewasratherburdenedwithbunchesofherbsandtwoonionsinabag。

Sheflewoverthewood,andalightedoppositethehouseofthebushylong-tailedgentleman。

HEwassittingonalog;

hesniffedtheair,andkeptglancinguneasilyroundthewood。WhenJemimaalightedhequitejumped。

\"Comeintothehouseassoonasyouhavelookedatyoureggs。Givemetheherbsfortheomelette。Besharp!\"

Hewasratherabrupt。

JemimaPuddle-duckhadneverheardhimspeaklikethat。

Shefeltsurprised,anduncomfortable。

WHILEshewasinsidesheheardpatteringfeetroundthebackoftheshed。

Someonewithablacknosesniffedatthebottomofthedoor,andthenlockedit。

Jemimabecamemuchalarmed。

AMOMENTafterwardsthereweremostawfulnoises——barking,baying,growlsandhowls,squealingandgroans。

Andnothingmorewaseverseenofthatfoxy-whiskeredgentleman。

PRESENTLYKepopenedthedooroftheshed,andletoutJemimaPuddle-duck。

Unfortunatelythepuppiesrushedinandgobbledupalltheeggsbeforehecouldstopthem。

Hehadabiteonhisearandboththepuppieswerelimping。

JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK

wasescortedhomeintearsonaccountofthoseeggs。

SHElaidsomemoreinJune,andshewaspermittedtokeepthemherself:butonlyfourofthemhatched。

JemimaPuddle-ducksaidthatitwasbecauseofhernerves;butshehadalwaysbeenabadsitter。

THEEND

THETALEOF

PIGLINGBLAND

FOR

CECILYANDCHARLIE,ATALEOF

THECHRISTMASPIG。

THETALEOFPIGLINGBLAND

ONCEuponatimetherewasanoldpigcalledAuntPettitoes。

Shehadeightofafamily:fourlittlegirlpigs,calledCross-patch,Suck-suck,Yock-yockandSpot;

andfourlittleboypigs,calledAlexander,PiglingBland,Chin-

chinandStumpy。Stumpyhadhadanaccidenttohistail。

Theeightlittlepigshadveryfineappetites。\"Yus,yus,yus!theyeatandindeedtheyDOeat!\"

saidAuntPettitoes,lookingatherfamilywithpride。Suddenlytherewerefearfulsqueals;Alexanderhadsqueezedinsidethehoopsofthepigtroughandstuck。

AuntPettitoesandIdraggedhimoutbythehindlegs。

Chin-chinwasalreadyindisgrace;itwaswashingday,andhehadeatenapieceofsoap。Andpresentlyinabasketofcleanclothes,wefoundanotherdirtylittlepig。

\"Tchut,tut,tut!whicheveristhis?\"gruntedAuntPettitoes。

Nowallthepigfamilyarepink,orpinkwithblackspots,butthispigchildwassmuttyblackallover;

whenithadbeenpoppedintoatub,itprovedtobeYock-yock。

Iwentintothegarden;thereI

foundCross-patchandSuck-suckrootingupcarrots。Iwhippedthemmyselfandledthemoutbytheears。

Cross-patchtriedtobiteme。

\"AuntPettitoes,AuntPettitoes!

youareaworthyperson,butyourfamilyisnotwellbroughtup。

EveryoneofthemhasbeeninmischiefexceptSpotandPiglingBland。\"

\"Yus,yus!\"sighedAuntPettitoes。\"Andtheydrinkbucketfulsofmilk;Ishallhavetogetanothercow!GoodlittleSpotshallstayathometodothehousework;buttheothersmustgo。

Fourlittleboypigsandfourlittlegirlpigsaretoomanyaltogether。\"

\"Yus,yus,yus,\"saidAuntPettitoes,\"therewillbemoretoeatwithoutthem。\"

SoChin-chinandSuck-suckwentawayinawheel-barrow,andStumpy,Yock-yockandCross-

patchrodeawayinacart。

Andtheothertwolittleboypigs,PiglingBlandandAlexander,wenttomarket。Webrushedtheircoats,wecurledtheirtailsandwashedtheirlittlefaces,andwishedthemgood-byeintheyard。

AuntPettitoeswipedhereyeswithalargepockethandkerchief,thenshewipedPiglingBland\'snoseandshedtears;thenshewipedAlexander\'snoseandshedtears;

thenshepassedthehandkerchieftoSpot。AuntPettitoessighedandgrunted,andaddressedthoselittlepigsasfollows:

\"NowPiglingBland,sonPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。

TakeyourbrotherAlexanderbythehand。MindyourSundayclothes,andremembertoblowyournose\"——

(AuntPettitoespassedroundthehandkerchiefagain)——\"bewareoftraps,henroosts,baconandeggs;

alwayswalkuponyourhindlegs。\"

PiglingBland,whowasasedatelittlepig,lookedsolemnlyathismother,ateartrickleddownhischeek。

AuntPettitoesturnedtotheother——\"NowsonAlexandertakethehand\"——\"Wee,wee,wee!\"

giggledAlexander——\"takethehandofyourbrotherPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。

Mind——\"\"Wee,wee,wee!\"interruptedAlexanderagain。Youputmeout,\"saidAuntPettitoes\"Observesign-postsandmilestones;

donotgobbleherringbones——\"

\"Andremember,\"saidIimpressively,\"ifyouoncecrossthecountyboundaryyoucannotcomeback。

Alexander,youarenotattending。

HerearetwolicencespermittingtwopigstogotomarketinLancashire。Attend,Alexander。Ihavehadnoendoftroubleingettingthesepapersfromthepoliceman。\"

PiglingBlandlistenedgravely;

Alexanderwashopelesslyvolatile。

Ipinnedthepapers,forsafety,insidetheirwaistcoatpockets;

AuntPettitoesgavetoeachalittlebundle,andeightconversationpeppermintswithappropriatemoralsentimentsinscrewsofpaper。Thentheystarted。

PiglingBlandandAlexandertrottedalongsteadilyforamile;

atleastPiglingBlanddid。Alexandermadetheroadhalfaslongagainbyskippingfromsidetoside。

Hedancedaboutandpinchedhisbrother,singing——

\"Thispigwenttomarket,thispigstayedathome,\"Thispighadabitofmeat——

let\'sseewhattheyhavegivenUS

fordinner,Pigling?\"

PiglingBlandandAlexandersatdownanduntiedtheirbundles。

Alexandergobbleduphisdinnerinnotime;hehadalreadyeatenallhisownpeppermints。\"Givemeoneofyours,please,Pigling。\"

\"ButIwishtopreservethemforemergencies,\"saidPiglingBlanddoubtfully。Alexanderwentintosquealsoflaughter。ThenheprickedPiglingwiththepinthathadfastenedhispigpaper;andwhenPiglingslappedhimhedroppedthepin,andtriedtotakePigling\'spin,andthepapersgotmixedup。PiglingBlandreprovedAlexander。

Butpresentlytheymadeitupagain,andtrottedawaytogether,singing——

\"Tom,Tom,thepiper\'sson,stoleapigandawayheran!

\"Butallthetunethathecouldplay,was\'Overthehillsandfaraway!\'\"

\"What\'sthat,youngsirs?Stoleapig?Whereareyourlicences?\"

saidthepoliceman。Theyhadnearlyrunagainsthimroundacorner。PiglingBlandpulledouthispaper;Alexander,afterfumbling,handedoversomethingscrumply——

\"To21/2oz。conversationsweetiesatthreefarthings\"——\"What\'sthis?

Thisain\'talicence。\"Alexander\'snoselengthenedvisibly,hehadlostit。\"Ihadone,indeedIhad,Mr。

Policeman!\"

\"It\'snotlikelytheyletyoustartwithout。Iampassingthefarm。

Youmaywalkwithme。\"\"CanI

comebacktoo?\"inquiredPiglingBland。\"Iseenoreason,youngsir;

yourpaperisallright。\"PiglingBlanddidnotlikegoingonalone,anditwasbeginningtorain。Butitisunwisetoarguewiththepolice;

hegavehisbrotherapeppermint,andwatchedhimoutofsight。

ToconcludetheadventuresofAlexander——thepolicemansauntereduptothehouseaboutteatime,followedbyadampsubduedlittlepig。IdisposedofAlexanderintheneighbourhood;hedidfairlywellwhenhehadsettleddown。

PiglingBlandwentonalonedejectedly;hecametocross-roadsandasign-post——\"ToMarketTown,5miles,\"\"OvertheHills,4miles,\"

\"ToPettitoesFarm,3miles。\"

PiglingBlandwasshocked,therewaslittlehopeofsleepinginMarketTown,andto-morrowwasthehiringfair;itwasdeplorabletothinkhowmuchtimehadbeenwastedbythefrivolityofAlexander。

Heglancedwistfullyalongtheroadtowardsthehills,andthensetoffwalkingobedientlytheotherway,buttoninguphiscoatagainsttherain。Hehadneverwantedtogo;andtheideaofstandingallbyhimselfinacrowdedmarket,tobestaredat,pushed,andhiredbysomebigstrangefarmerwasverydisagreeable——

\"IwishIcouldhavealittlegardenandgrowpotatoes,\"saidPiglingBland。

Heputhiscoldhandinhispocketandfelthispaper,heputhisotherhandinhisotherpocketandfeltanotherpaper——Alexander\'s!

Piglingsquealed;thenranbackfrantically,hopingtoovertakeAlexanderandthepoliceman。

Hetookawrongturn——severalwrongturns,andwasquitelost。

Itgrewdark,thewindwhistled,thetreescreakedandgroaned。

PiglingBlandbecamefrightenedandcried\"Wee,wee,wee!Ican\'tfindmywayhome!\"

Afteranhour\'swanderinghegotoutofthewood;themoonshonethroughtheclouds,andPiglingBlandsawacountrythatwasnewtohim。

Theroadcrossedamoor;belowwasawidevalleywitharivertwinklinginthemoonlight,andbeyond,inmistydistance,laythehills。

Hesawasmallwoodenhut,madehiswaytoit,andcreptinside——\"IamafraiditISahenhouse,butwhatcanIdo?\"saidPiglingBland,wetandcoldandquitetiredout。

\"Baconandeggs,baconandeggs!\"cluckedahenonaperch。

\"Trap,trap,trap!cackle,cackle,cackle!\"scoldedthedisturbedcockerel。\"Tomarket,tomarket!

jiggettyjig!\"cluckedabroodywhitehenroostingnexttohim。

PiglingBland,muchalarmed,determinedtoleaveatdaybreak。

Inthemeantime,heandthehensfellasleep。

Inlessthananhourtheywereallawakened。Theowner,Mr。

PeterThomasPiperson,camewithalanternandahampertocatchsixfowlstotaketomarketinthemorning。

Hegrabbedthewhitehenroostingnexttothecock;thenhiseyefelluponPiglingBland,squeezedupinacorner。Hemadeasingularremark——\"Hallo,here\'sanother!\"——seizedPiglingbythescruffoftheneck,anddroppedhimintothehamper。Thenhedroppedinfivemoredirty,kicking,cacklinghensuponthetopofPiglingBland。

Thehampercontainingsixfowlsandayoungpigwasnolightweight;itwastakendownhill,unsteadily,withjerks。Pigling,althoughnearlyscratchedtopieces,contrivedtohidethepapersandpeppermintsinsidehisclothes。

Atlastthehamperwasbumpeddownuponakitchenfloor,thelidwasopened,andPiglingwasliftedout。Helookedup,blinking,andsawanoffensivelyuglyelderlyman,grinningfromeartoear。

\"Thisone\'scomeofhimself,whatever,\"saidMr。Piperson,turningPigling\'spocketsinsideout。

Hepushedthehamperintoacorner,threwasackoverittokeepthehensquiet,putapotonthefire,andunlacedhisboots。

PiglingBlanddrewforwardacoppystool,andsatontheedgeofit,shylywarminghishands。Mr。

Pipersonpulledoffabootandthrewitagainstthewainscotatthefurtherendofthekitchen。

Therewasasmotherednoise——

\"Shutup!\"saidMr。Piperson。

PiglingBlandwarmedhishands,andeyedhim。

Mr。Pipersonpulledofftheotherbootandflungitafterthefirst,therewasagainacuriousnoise——

\"Bequiet,willye?\"saidMr。

Piperson。PiglingBlandsatontheveryedgeofthecoppystool。

Mr。Pipersonfetchedmealfromachestandmadeporridge。ItseemedtoPiglingthatsomethingatthefurtherendofthekitchenwastakingasuppressedinterestinthecooking,buthewastoohungrytobetroubledbynoises。

Mr。Pipersonpouredoutthreeplatefuls:forhimself,forPigling,andathird——afterglaringatPigling——heputawaywithmuchscuffling,andlockedup。PiglingBlandatehissupperdiscreetly。

AftersupperMr。Pipersonconsultedanalmanac,andfeltPigling\'sribs;itwastoolateintheseasonforcuringbacon,andhegrudgedhismeal。Besides,thehenshadseenthispig。

Helookedatthesmallremainsofaflitch,andthenlookedundecidedlyatPigling。\"Youmaysleepontherug,\"saidMr。PeterThomasPiperson。

PiglingBlandsleptlikeatop。

InthemorningMr。Pipersonmademoreporridge;theweatherwaswarmer。Helookedtoseehowmuchmealwasleftinthechest,andseemeddissatisfied——\"You\'lllikelybemovingonagain?\"saidhetoPiglingBland。

BeforePiglingcouldreply,aneighbour,whowasgivingMr。

Pipersonandthehensalift,whistledfromthegate。Mr。Pipersonhurriedoutwiththehamper,enjoiningPiglingtoshutthedoorbehindhimandnotmeddlewithnought;or\"I\'llcomebackandskinye!\"saidMr。Piperson。

ItcrossedPigling\'smindthatifHEhadaskedforalift,too,hemightstillhavebeenintimeformarket。

ButhedistrustedPeterThomas。

Afterfinishingbreakfastathisleisure,Piglinghadalookroundthecottage;everythingwaslockedup。Hefoundsomepotatopeelingsinabucketinthebackkitchen。

Piglingatethepeel,andwasheduptheporridgeplatesinthebucket。

Hesangwhileheworked——

\"Tomwithhispipemadesuchanoise,Hecalledupallthegirlsandboys——

\"Andtheyallrantohearhimplay\"\'Overthehillsandfaraway!\'\"

Suddenlyalittlesmotheredvoicechimedin——

\"Overthehillsandagreatwayoff,Thewindshallblowmytopknotoff!\"

PiglingBlandputdownaplatewhichhewaswiping,andlistened。

Afteralongpause,Piglingwentontip-toeandpeepedroundthedoorintothefrontkitchen。Therewasnobodythere。

Afteranotherpause,Piglingapproachedthedoorofthelockedcupboard,andsnuffedatthekey-

hole。Itwasquitequiet。

Afteranotherlongpause,Piglingpushedapeppermintunderthedoor。

Itwassuckedinimmediately。

InthecourseofthedayPiglingpushedinalltheremainingsixpeppermints。

WhenMr。Pipersonreturned,hefoundPiglingsittingbeforethefire;hehadbrushedupthehearthandputonthepottoboil;themealwasnotget-at-able。

Mr。Pipersonwasveryaffable;

heslappedPiglingontheback,madelotsofporridgeandforgottolockthemealchest。Hedidlockthecupboarddoor;butwithoutproperlyshuttingit。Hewenttobedearly,andtoldPiglinguponnoaccounttodisturbhimnextdaybeforetwelveo\'clock。

PiglingBlandsatbythefire,eatinghissupper。

Allatonceathiselbow,alittlevoicespoke——\"MynameisPig-

wig。Makememoreporridge,please!\"PiglingBlandjumped,andlookedround。

AperfectlylovelylittleblackBerkshirepigstoodsmilingbesidehim。Shehadtwinklylittlescrewedupeyes,adoublechin,andashortturnedupnose。

ShepointedatPigling\'splate;