DAWKER。[Withabroadgrin]No。I\'vegotamemoryforfaces。
CHLOE。Isayyouare。
DAWKER。[Turningtogo]Ifthat\'sall,youneedn\'thavetroubledmetocome。
CHLOE。No。Don\'tgo![Withafaintsmile]Youareplayingagamewithme。Aren\'tyouashamed?WhatharmhaveIdoneyou?Doyoucallthiscricket?
DAWKER。No,mygirl——business。
CHLOE。[Bitterly]WhathaveItodowiththisquarrel?Icouldn\'thelptheirfallingout。
DAWKER。That\'syourmisfortune。
CHLOE。[Claspingherhands]You\'reacruelfellowifyoucanspoilawoman\'slifewhoneverdidyouanounceofharm。
DAWKER。Sotheydon\'tknowaboutyou。That\'sallright。Now,lookhere,Iservemyemployer。ButI\'mfleshandblood,too,andI
alwaysgiveasgoodasIget。Ihatethisfamilyofyours。There\'snonametoobadfor\'emtocallmethislastmonth,andnolookstooblacktogiveme。Itellyoufrankly,Ihate。
CHLOE。There\'sgoodinthemsameasinyou。
DAWKER。[Withagrin]There\'snogoodHornblowerbutadeadHornblower。
CHLOE。But——butImnotone。
DAWKER。You\'llbethemotherofsome,Ishouldn\'twonder。
CHLOE。[Stretchingoutherhand-pathetically]Oh!leavemealone,do!I\'mhappyhere。Beasport!Beasport!
DAWKER。[Disconcertedforasecond]Youcan\'tgetatme,sodon\'ttryiton。
CHLOE。Ihadsuchabadtimeinolddays。
[DAWKERshakeshishead;hisgrinhasdisappearedandhisfaceislikewood。]
CHLOE。[Panting]Ah!do!Youmight!You\'vebeenfondofsomewoman,Isuppose。Thinkofher!
DAWKER。[Decisively]Itwon\'tdo,Mrs。Chloe。You\'reapawninthegame,andI\'mgoingtouseyou。
CHLOE。[Despairingly]Whatisittoyou?[Withasuddentouchofthetigress]Lookhere!Don\'tyoumakeanenemy,ofme。Ihaven\'tdraggedthroughhellfornothing。Womenlikemecanbite,Itellyou。
DAWKER。That\'sbetter。I\'dratherhaveawomanthreatenthanwhine,anyday。Threatenaway!You\'lllet\'emknowthatyoumetmeinthePromenadeonenight。Ofcourseyou\'lllet\'emknowthat,won\'tyou?——orthat——
CHLOE。Bequiet!Oh!Bequiet![Takingfromherbosomthenotesandthepearls]Look!There\'smysavings——there\'sallI\'vegot!
Thepearls\'llfetchnearlyathousand。[Holdingitouttohim]
Takeit,anddropmeout——won\'tyou?Won\'tyou?
DAWKER。[Passinghistongueoverhislipswithahardlittlelaugh]
Youmistakeyourman,missis。I\'maplaindog,ifyoulike,butI\'mfaithful,andIholdfast。Don\'ttrythosegamesonme。
CHLOE。[Losingcontrol]You\'reabeast!——abeast!acruel,cowardlybeast!Andhowdareyoubribethatwomanheretospyonme?Oh!yes,youdo;youknowyoudo。Ifyoudrovememad,youwouldn\'tcare。Youbeast!
DAWKER。Now,don\'tcarryon!Thatwon\'thelpyou。
CHLOE。Whatd\'youcallit——todogawomandownlikethis,justbecauseyouhappentohaveaquarrelwithaman?
DAWKER。Whomadethequarrel?Notme,missis。Yououghttoknowthatinarowit\'stheweakandhelpless——wewon\'tsaytheinnocent-
thatgetitintheneck。Thatcan\'tbehelped。
CHLOE。[Regardinghimintently]Ihopeyourmotheroryoursister,ifyou\'vegotany,maygothroughwhatI\'mgoingthrougheversinceyougotonmytrack。Ihopethey\'llknowwhatfearmeans。Ihopethey\'llloveandfindoutthatit\'shangingonathread,and——and——
Oh!youcoward,youpersecutingcoward!Callyourselfaman!
DAWKER。[Withhisgrin]Ah!Youlookquiteprettylikethat。ByGeorge!you\'reahandsomewomanwhenyou\'reroused。
[CHLOE\'Spassionfadesoutasquicklyasitblazedup。Shesinksdownonthesofa,shudders,lookshereandthere,andthenforamomentupathim。]
CHLOE。Isthereanythingyou\'lltake,nottospoilmylife?
[Claspingherhandsonherbreast;underherbreath]Me?
DAWKER。[Wipinghisbrow]ByGod!That\'sanoffer。[Herecoilstowardsthewindow]You——youtouchedmethere。Lookhere!I\'vegottouseyouandI\'mgoingtouseyou,butI\'lldomybesttoletyoudownaseasyasIcan。No,Idon\'twantanythingyoucangiveme——thatis——[Hewipeshisbrowagain]I\'dlikeit——butIwon\'ttakeit。
[CHLOEburiesherfaceinherhands。]
There!Keepyourpeckerup;don\'tcry。Good-night![Hegoesthroughthewindow。]
CHLOE。[Springingup]Ugh!Ratinatrap!Rat——!
[Shestandslistening;fliestothedoor,unlocksit,and,goingbacktothesofa,liesdownanddoseshereyes。CHARLES
comesinveryquietlyandstandsoverher,lookingtoseeifsheisasleep。Sheopenshereyes。]
CHARLES。Well,Clo!Hadasleep,oldgirl?
CHLOE。Ye-es。
CHARLES。[Sittingonthearmofthesofaandcaressingher]Feelbetter,dear?
CHLOE。Yes,better,Charlie。
CHARLES。That\'sright。Wouldyoulikesomesoup?
CHLOE。[Withashudder]No。
CHARLES。Isay-whatgivesyoutheseheads?You\'vebeenveryonandoffallthislastmonth。
CHLOE。Idon\'tknow。Exceptthat——exceptthatIamgoingtohaveachild,Charlie。
CHARLES。Afterall!ByJove!Sure?
CHLOE。[Nodding]Areyouglad?
CHARLES。Well——IsupposeIam。Theguv\'norwillbemightypleased,anyway。
CHLOE。Don\'ttellhim——yet。
CHARLES。Allright![Bendingoveranddrawinghertohim]Mypoorgirl,I\'msosorryyou\'reseedy。Giveusakiss。
[CHLOEputsupherfaceandkisseshimpassionately。]
Isay,you\'relikefire。You\'renotfeverish?
CHLOE。[Withalaugh]It\'sawonderifI\'mnot。Charlie,areyouhappywithme?
CHARLES。Whatdoyouthink?
CHLOE。[Leaningagainsthim]Youwouldn\'teasilybelievethingsagainstme,wouldyou?
CHARLES。What!ThinkingofthoseHillcrists?Whatthehellthatwomanmeansbyherattitudetowardsyou——WhenIsawherthereto-
day,Ihadallmyworkcutoutnottogoupandgiveherabitofmymind。
CHLOE。[Watchinghimstealthily]It\'snotgoodforme,nowI\'mlikethis。It\'supsettingme,Charlie。
CHARLES。Yes;andwewon\'tforget。We\'llmake\'empayforit。
CHLOE。It\'swretchedinalittleplacelikethis。Isay,mustyougoonspoilingtheirhome?
CHARLES。Thewomancutsyouandinsultsyou。That\'senoughforme。
CHLOE。[Timidly]Lether。Idon\'tcare;Ican\'tbearfeelingenemiesabout,Charlie,I——getnervous——I——
CHARLES。Mydeargirl!Whatisit?
[Helooksatherintently。]
CHLOE。Isupposeit\'s——beinglikethis。[Suddenly]But,Charlie,dostopitformysake。Do,do!
CHARLES。[Pattingherarm]Come,come;Isay,Chloe!You\'remakingmountains。Seethingsinproportion。Father\'spaidninethousandfivehundredtogetthebetterofthosepeople,andyouwanthimtochuckitawaytosaveawomanwho\'sinsultedyou。
That\'snotsense,andit\'snotbusiness。Havesomepride。
CHLOE。[Breathless]I\'vegotnopride,Charlie。Iwanttobequiet——that\'sall。
CHARLES。Well,iftherowgetsonyournerves,Icantakeyoutothesea。Butyououghttoenjoyafightwithpeoplelikethat。
CHLOE。[Withcalculatedbitterness]No,it\'snothing,ofcourse——
whatIwant。
CHARLES。Hello!Hello!Youareonthejump!
CHLOE。Ifyouwantmetobeagoodwifetoyou,makefatherstopit。
CHARLES。[Standingup]Now,lookhere,Chloe,what\'sbehindthis?
CHLOE。[Faintly]Behind?
CHARLES。You\'recarryingonasif——asifyouwerereallyscared!
We\'vegotthesepeople:We\'llhavethemoutofDeepwaterinsixmonths。It\'sabsoluteruinationtotheirbeastlyoldhouse;we\'llputthechimneysontheveryedge,notthreehundredyardsoff,andoursmoke\'llbedriftingoverthemhalfthetime。Youwon\'thavethisconfoundedstuck-upwomanheremuchlonger。Andthenwecanreallygoaheadandtakeourproperplace。Solongasshe\'shere,weshallneverdothat。We\'veonlytodriveonnowasfastaswecan。
CHLOE。[Withagesture]Isee。
CHARLES。[Againlookingather]Ifyougoonlikethis,youknow,Ishallbegintothinkthere\'ssomethingyou——
CHLOE[softly]Charlie![Hecomestoher。]Loveme!
CHARLES。[Embracingher]There,oldgirl!Iknowwomenarefunnyatthesetimes。Youwantagoodnight,that\'sall。
CHLOE。Youhaven\'tfinisheddinner,haveyou?Goback,andI\'llgotobedquitesoon。Charlie,don\'tstoplovingme。
CHARLES。Stop?Notmuch。
[Whileheisagainembracingher,ANNAstealsfrombehindthescreentothedoor,opensitnoiselessly,andpassesthrough,butitclicksassheshutsit。]
CHLOE。[Startingviolently]Oh-h!
[Hecomestoher。]
CHARLES。Whatisit?Whatisit?Youarenervy,mydear。
CHLOE。[Lookingroundwithalittlelaugh]Idon\'tknow。Goon,Charlie。I\'llbeallrightwhenthishead\'sgone。
CHARLES。[Strokingherforeheadand,lookingatherdoubtfully]
Yougotobed;Iwon\'tbelatecomingup。
[Heturn,andgoes,blowingakissfromthedoorway。Whenheisgone,CHLOEgetsupandstandsinpreciselytheattitudeinwhichshestoodatthebeginningoftheAct,thinking,andthinking。Andthedoorisopened,andthefaceoftheMAID
peersroundather。]
CURTAIN
ACTIII
SCENEI
HILLCRIST\'Sstudynextmorning。
JILLcomingfromLeft,looksinattheopenFrenchwindow。
JILL。[SpeakingtoROLF,invisible]Comeinhere。There\'snoone。
[Shegoesin。ROLFjoinsher,comingfromthegarden。]
ROLF。Jill,Ijustwantedtosay——Needwe?
[JILL。nodes。]
Seeingyouyesterday——itdidseemrotten。
JILL。Wedidn\'tbeginit。
ROLF。No;butyoudon\'tunderstand。Ifyou\'dmadeyourself,asfatherhas——
JILL。IhopeIshouldbesorry。
ROLF。[Reproachfully]Thatisn\'tlikeyou。Reallyhecan\'thelpthinkinghe\'sapublicbenefactor。
JILL。Andwecan\'thelpthinkinghe\'sapig。Sorry!
ROLF。Ifthesurvivalofthefittestisright——
JILL。Hemaybefitter,buthe\'snotgoingtosurvive。
ROLF。[Distracted]Itlookslikeit,though。
JILL。Isthatallyoucametosay?
ROLF。Supposewejoined,couldn\'twestopit?
JILL。Idon\'tfeellikejoining。
ROLF。Wedidshakehands。
JILL。Onecan\'tfightandnotgrowbitter。
ROLF。Idon\'tfeelbitter。
JILL。Wait;you\'llfeelitsoonenough。
ROLF。Why?[Attentively]AboutChloe?Idothinkyourmother\'smannertoheris——
JILL。Well?
ROLF。Snobbish。[JILLlaughs。]
Shemaynotbeyourclass;andthat\'sjustwhyit\'ssnobbish。
JILL。Ithinkyou\'dbettershutup。
ROLF。Whatmyfathersaidwastrue;yourmother\'srudenesstoherthatdayshecamehere,hasmadebothhimandCharlieeversomuchmorebitter。
[JILLwhistlestheHabanerafrom\"Carmen。\"]
[Staringather,ratherangrily]
Isitawhistlingmatter?
JILL。No。
ROLF。Isupposeyouwantmetogo?
JILL。Yes。
ROLF。Allright。Aren\'tweevergoingtobefriendsagain?
JILL。[Lookingsteadilyathim]Idon\'texpectso。
ROLF。That\'svery-horrible。
JILL。Lotsofhorriblethingsintheworld。
ROLF。It\'sourbusinesstomakethemfewer,Jill。
JILL。[Fiercely]Don\'tbemoral。
ROLF。[Hurt]That\'sthelastthingIwanttobe——Ionlywanttobefriendly。
JILL。Betterberealfirst。
ROLF。Fromthebigpointofview——
JILL。Thereisn\'tany。We\'reallout,forourown。Andwhynot?
ROLF。Byjove,youhavegot——
JILL。Cynical?Yourfather\'smotto——\"Everymanforhimself。\"
That\'sthewinner——handsdown。Goodbye!
ROLF。Jill!Jill!
JILL。[Puttingherhandsbehindherback,hums]——
\"IfauldacquaintancebeforgotAnddaysofauldlangsyne\"——
ROLF。Don\'t!
[WithapainedgesturehegoesouttowardsLeft,throughtheFrenchwindow。]
[JILL,whohasbrokenoffthesong,standswithherhandsclenchedandherlipsquivering。]
[FELLOWSentersLeft。]
FELLOWS。Mr。Dawker,Miss,andtwogentlemen。
JILL。Letthethreegentlemenin,andmeout。
[ShepasseshimandgoesoutLeft。Andimmediately。DAWKER
andthetwoSTRANGERScomein。]
FELLOWS。I\'llinformMrs。Hillcrist,sir。TheSquireisonhisrounds。[HegoesoutLeft。]
[TheTHREEMENgatherinadiscreetknotatthebigbureau,havingglancedatthetwodoorsandtheopenFrenchwindow。]
DAWKER。NowthismaycomeintoCourt,youknow。Ifthere\'sascrewlooseanywhere,bettermentionit。[ToSECONDSTRANGE]Youknewherpersonally?
SECONDS。Whatdoyouthink?Idon\'t,takegirlsontrustforthatsortofjob。Shecametoushighlyrecommended,too;anddidherworkverywell。Itwasadoublestunt——tomakesure——wasn\'tit,George?
FIRSTS。Yes;wepaidherforthetwovisits。
SECONDS。Ishouldknowherinaminute;strikinglookinggirl;hadsomethinginherface。Daresayshe\'dseenhardtimes。
FIRSTS。Wedon\'twantpublicity。
DAWKER。NotLikely。Thethreat\'lldoit;butthestakesareheavy——andtheman\'saslugger;wemustbeabletopushithome。Ifyoucanbothsweartoher,it\'lldothetrick。
SECONDS。Andabout——Imean,we\'relosingtime,youknow,comingdownhere。
DAWKER。[WithanodatFIRSTSTRANGER]Georgehereknowsme。
That\'llbeallright。I\'llguaranteeitwellworthyourwhile。
SECONDS。Idon\'twanttodothegirlharm,ifshe\'smarried。
DAWKER。No,no;nobodywantstohurther。Wejustwantacinchonthisfellowtillhesqueals。
[TheyseparatealittleasMRS。HILLCRISTentersfromRight。]
DAWKER。Goodmorning,ma\'am。Myfriend\'spartner。Hornblowercoming?
MRS。H。Ateleven。Ihadtosendupasecondnote,Dawker。
DAWKER。Squirenotin?
MRS。H。Ihaven\'ttoldhim。
DAWKER。[Nodding]Ourfriendsmightgoinhere[PointingRight]
andwecanuse\'emasthewant\'em。
MRS。H。[TotheSTRANGERS]Willyoumakeyourselvescomfortable?
[Sheholdsthedooropen,andtheypassherintotheroom,Right。]
DAWKER。[Showingdocument]I\'vehadthisdrawnandengrossed。
Prettysharpwork。ConveystheCentry,andLongmeadow;totheSquireatfourthousandfivehundred:Now,ma\'am,supposeHornblowerputshishandtothat,hellhavebeendoneintheeye,andsixthousandalltoldouto\'pocket——You\'llhaveaverynastyneighbourhere。
MRS。H。Butweshallstillhavethepowertodisclosethatsecretatanytime。
DAWKER。Yeh!Butthingsmighthappenhereyoucouldneverbringhometohim。Youcan\'ttrustamanlikethat。Heisn\'tgoin\'toforgiveme,Iknow。
MRS。H。[Regardinghimkeenly]Butifhesigns,wecouldn\'thonourably——
DAWKER。No,ma\'am,youcouldn\'t;andI\'msureIdon\'twanttodothatgirlahurt。Ijustmentionitbecause,ofcourse,youcan\'tguaranteethatitdoesn\'tgetout。
MRS。H。Notabsolutely,Isuppose。
[Alookpassesbetweenthem,whichneitherofthemhasquitesanctioned。]
[There\'shiscar。Italwaysseemstomakemorenoisethananyother。]
DAWKER。He\'llkickandflounder——butyouleavehimtoaskwhatyouwant,ma\'am;don\'tmentionthis[Heputsthedeedbackintohispocket]。TheCentry\'snomortalgoodtohimifhe\'snotgoingtoputupworks;Ishouldsayhe\'dbegladtosavewhathecan。
[MRS。HILLCRISTinclinesherhead。FELLOWSentersLeft。]
FELLOWS。[Apologetically]Mr。Hornblower,ma\'am;byappointment,hesays。
MRS。H。Quiteright,Fellows。
[HORNBLOWERcomesin,andFELLOWSgoesout。]
HORNBLOWER。[Withoutsalutation]I\'vecometoaskyepointbleakwhatyemeanbywritingmetheseletters。[Hetakesouttwoletters。Andwe\'lldiscusitinthepresenceofnobody,ifye,please。
MRS。H。Mr。DawkerknowsallthatIknow,andmore。
HORNBLOWER。Doeshe?Verywell!Yoursecondnotesaysthatmydaughter-in-lawhasliedtome。Well,I\'vebroughther,andwhatye\'vegottosay——ifit\'snotjustatricktoseemeagain——ye\'llsaytoherface。[Hetakesasteptowardsthewindow。]
MRS。H。Mr。Hornblower,youhadbetter,decidethatafterhearingwhatitis——weshallbequitereadytorepeatitinherpresence;
butwewanttodoaslittleharmaspossible。
HORNBLOWER。[Stopping]Oh!yedo!Well,whatlieshaveyebeenhearin\'?Orwhathaveyemadeup?YouandMr。Dawker?Ofcourseyeknowthere\'salawoflibelandslander。I\'m,notthemantostopatthat。
MRS。H。[Calmly]Areyoufamiliarwiththelawofdivorce,Mr。
Hornblower?
HORNBLOWER。[Takenaback]No,I\'mnot。Thatis。
MRS。H。Well,youknowthatmisconductisrequired。AndIsupposeyou\'veheardthatcasesarearranged。
HORNBLOWER。Iknowit\'sallveryshocking——whataboutit?
MRS。H。Whencasesarearranged,Mr。Hornblower,themanwhoistobedivorcedoftenvisitsanhotelwithastrangewoman。Iamextremelysorrytosaythatyourdaughter-in-law,beforehermarriage,wasinthehabitofbeingemployedassuchawoman。
HORNBLOWER。Yedreadfulcreature!
DAWKER。[Quickly]Allproved,uptothehilt!
HORNBLOWER。Idon\'tbelieveawordofit。Ye\'relyin\'tosaveyourskins。Howdareyetellmesuchmonstrosities?Dawker,I\'llhaveyeinacriminalcourt。
DAWKER。Rats!Yousawagentwithmeyesterday?Well,he\'semployedher。
HORNBLOWER。Aput-upjob!Conspiracy!
MRS。H。Goandgetyourdaughter-in-law。
HORNBLOWER。[Withthefirstsensationofbeinginanet]It\'safoulshame——alyingslander!
MRS。H。Ifso,it\'seasilydisproved。Goandfetchher。
HORNBLOWER。[Seeingthemunmoved]Iwill。Idon\'tbelieveawordofit。
MRS。H。Ihopeyouareright。
[HORNBLOWERgoesoutbytheFrenchwindow,DAWKERslipstothedoorRight,opensit,aridspeakstothosewithin。MRS。
HILLCRISTstandsmoisteningherlips,andpassimherhandkerchiefoverthem。HORNBLOWERreturns,precedingCHLOE,strunguptohardnessanddefiance。]
HORNBLOWER。Nowthen,let\'shavethisimpudentstorytorntorags。
CHLOE。Whatstory?
HORNBLOWER。Thatyou,mydear,wereawoman——it\'stooshockin——I
don\'tknowhowtotellye——
CHLOE。Goon!
HORNBLOWER。Wereawomanthatwentwithmen,togetthemtheirdivorce。
CHLOE。Whosaysthat?
HORNBLOWER。Thatlady[Sneering]there,andherbull-terrierhere。
CHLOE。[FacingMRS。HILLCRIST]That\'sacharitablethingtosay,isn\'tit?
MRS。H。Isittrue?
CHLOE。No。
HORNBLOWER。[Furiously]There!I\'llhaveyebothonyourkneestoher!
DAWKER。[Openingthedoor,Right]Comein。
[TheFIRSTSTRANGERcomesin。CHLOE,withavisibleeffort,turnstofacehim。]
FIRSTS。Howdoyoudo,Mrs。Vane?
CHLOE。Idon\'tknowyou。
FIRSTS。Yourmemoryisbad,ma\'am:Youknewmeyesterdaywellenough。Onedayisnotalongtime,norarethreeyears。
CHLOE。Whoareyou?
FIRSTS。Come,ma\'am,come!TheCastercase。
CHLOE。Idon\'tknowyou,Isay。[ToMRS。HILLCRIST]Howcanyoubesovile?
FIRSTS。Letmerefreshyourmemory,ma\'am。[Producinganotebook]
Justonthreeyearsago;\"Oct。3。TofeeandexpensesMrs。VanewithMr。C——,HotelBeaulieu,Twentypounds。Oct。10,Do。,Twentypounds。\"[ToHORNBLOWER]Wouldyouliketoglanceatthisbook,sir?You\'llseethey\'regenuineentries。
[HORNBLOWERmakesamotiontodoso,butcheckshimselfandlooksatCHLOE。]
CHLOE。[Hysterically]It\'salllies——lies!
FIRSTS。Come,ma\'am,wewishyounoharm。
CHLOE。Takemeaway。Iwon\'tbetreatedlikethis。
MRS。H。[Inalowvoice]Confess。
CHLOE。Lies!
HORNBLOWER。WereyeevercalledVane?
CHLOE。No,never。
[Shemakesamovementtowardsthewindow,butDAWKERisintheway,andshehalts。FIRSTS。[Openingthedoor,Right]
Henry。]
[TheSECONDSTRANGERcomesinquickly。AtsightofhimCHLOE
throwsupherhands,gasps,breaksdown,stageLeft,andstandscoveringherfacewithherhands。ItissocompleteaconfessionthatHORNBLOWERstandsstaggered;and,takingoutacolouredhandkerchief,wipeshisbrow。]
DAWKER。Areyouconvinced?
HORNBLOWER。Takethosemenaway。
DAWKER。Ifyou\'renotsatisfied,wecangetotherevidence;plenty。
HORNBLOWER。[LookingatCHLOE]That\'senough。Takethemout。
Leavemealonewithher。
[DAWKERtakesthemoutRight。MRS。HILLCRISTpassesHORNBLOWER
andgoesoutatthewindow。HORNBLOWERmovesdownasteportwotowardsCHLOE。]
HORNBLOWER。MyGod!
CHLOE。[Withanoutburst]Don\'ttellCharlie!Don\'ttellCharlie!
HORNBLOWER。Chearlie!So,thatwasyourmanneroflife。
[CHLOEuttersamoaningsound。]
Sothat\'swhatyegotoutofbymarryin\'intomyfamily!Shameonye,yeGodlessthing!
CHLOE。Don\'ttellCharlie!
HORNBLOWER。Andthat\'sallyecansayforthewreckye\'vewrought。