ContentsTheManwhoHuntsandDoesn\'tLikeitTheManwhoHuntsandDoesLikeitTheLadywhoRidestoHoundsTheHuntingFarmerTheManwhoHuntsandNeverJumpsTheHuntingParsonTheMasterofHoundsHowtoRidetoHoundsTHEMANWHOHUNTSANDDOESN\'TLIKEIT。
Itseemstobeodd,atfirstsight,thatthereshouldbeanysuchmenasthese;buttheirnameandnumberislegion。Ifweweretodeductfromthehunting—crowdfarmers,andotherswhohuntbecausehuntingisbroughttotheirdoor,oftheremainderweshouldfindthatthe\"menwhodon\'tlikeit\"havethepreponderance。Itisprettymuchthesame,Ithink,withallamusements。Howmanymengotoballs,toraces,tothetheatre,howmanywomentoconcertsandraces,simplybecauseitisthethingtodo?Theyhaveperhaps,avagueideathattheymayultimatelyfindsomejoyinthepastime;but,thoughtheydothethingconstantly,theyneverlikeit。Ofallsuchmen,thehuntingmenareperhapsthemosttobepitied。
Theyareeasilyrecognizedbyanyonewhocarestoscrutinizethemenaroundhiminthehuntingfield。Itisnottobesupposedthatallthosewho,incommonparlance,donotride,aretobeincludedamongthenumberofhuntingmenwhodon\'tlikeit。Manyamanwhosticksconstantlytotheroadsandlinesofgates,who,fromprinciple,neverlooksatafence,ismuchattachedtohunting。SomeofthosewhohavebornegreatnamesasNimrodsinourhuntingannalswouldaslifehaveledaforlorn—
hopeasputahorseataflightofhurdles。Butthey,too,areknown;andthoughthenatureoftheirdelightisamysterytostraight—goingmen,itismanifestenough,thattheydolikeit。
Theirtheoryofhuntingisatanyrateplain。Theyhaveanacknowledgedsystem,andknowwhattheyaredoing。Butthemenwhodon\'tlikeit,havenosystem,andneverknowdistinctlywhatistheirownaim。Duringsomeportionoftheircareertheycommonlytrytoridehard,andsometimesforawhiletheywillsucceed。Inshortspurts,whilethecherry—brandyprevails,theyoftenhavesmallsuccesses;butevenwiththeassistanceofaspurintheheadtheyneverlikeit。
DearoldJohnLeech!Whataneyehehadforthemanwhohuntsanddoesn\'tlikeit!Butforsuch,asapictorialchroniclerofthehuntingfieldhewouldhavehadnofame。Briggs,Ifancy,inhiswaydidlikeit。Briggswasafull—blooded,up—apt,awkward,sanguineman,whowasabletolikeanything,fromginandwaterupwards。ButwithhowmanyawretchedcompanionofBriggs\'arewenotfamiliar?menastowhomanygirlofeighteenwouldswearfromtheformofhisvisageandthecarriageofhislegsashesitsonhishorsethathewasseekinghonourwherehonourwasnottobefound,andlookingforpleasureinplaceswherenopleasurelayforhim。
Butthemanwhohuntsanddoesn\'tlikeit,hashismomentsofgratification,andfindsasourceofprideinhispenance。Inthesummer,huntingdoesmuchforhim。Hedoesnotusuallytakemuchpersonalcareofhishorses,asheisprobablyatownmanandhishorsesaresummeredbyakeeperofhuntingstables;buthetalksofthem。Hetalksofthemfreely,andthekeeperofthehuntingstablesisoccasionallyforcedtowritetohim。Andhecanrundowntolookathisnags,andspendafewhourseatingbadmuttonchops,walkingabouttheyardsandpaddocks,and,bleedinghalfcrownsthroughthenose。Inallthisthereisadelightwhichofferssomecompensationforhiswintermiserytoourfriendwhohuntsanddoesn\'tlikeit。
Hefindsitpleasanttotalkofhishorsesespeciallytoyoungwomen,withwhom,perhaps,theascertainedfactofhiswinteremploymentdoesgivehimsomecredit。Itisstillsomethingtobeahuntingmanevenyet,thoughthemultiplicityofrailwaysandtheexistingplethoraofmoneyhassoincreasedthenumberofsportsmen,thattokeepanagortwonearsomewell—knownstation,isnearlyascommonastodie。Butthedelightofthesemartyrsisatthehighestinthepresenceoftheirtailors;or,higherstill,perhaps,inthatoftheirbootmakers。Thehuntingmandoesreceivesomehonourfromhimwhomakeshisbreeches;
and,withawell—balancedsenseofjustice,thetailor\'sforemanis,Ithink,morepatient,moreadmiring,moredemonstrativeinhisassurances,morereadywithhisbitofchalk,whenhandlingthekneeofthemanwhodoesn\'tlikethework,thanheeveriswiththecustomerwhocomestohimsimplybecausehewantssomeclothesfitforthesaddle。Thejudiciousconciliatingtradesmanknowsthatcompensationshouldbegiven,andhehelpstogiveit。
Butthevisitstothebootmakerarebetterstill。Thetailorpersistsintellinghiscustomerhowhisbreechesshouldbemade,andafterwhatfashiontheyshouldbeworn;butthebootmakerwilltakehisordersmeekly。Ifnotruffledbypaltryobjectionsastothefitofthefoot,hewillaccedetoanyamountofinstructionsastothelegsandtops。Andthenanewpairoftopbootsisaprettytoy;Costly,perhaps,ifneededonlyasatoy,butverypretty,andmoredecorativeinagentleman\'sdressing—
roomthananyotherkindofgarment。Andtopboots,whenmultipliedinsuchalocality,whenseeninaphalanxtellsuchpleasantliesontheirowner\'sbehalf。Whileyourbreechesareasdumbintheirretirementasthoughyouhadnotpaidforthem,yourconspicuousbootsareeloquentwithathousandtongues!
Thereispleasurefound,nodoubt,inthis。
Astheseasondrawsnighthedelightsbecomevague,andstillmorevague;but,nevertheless,therearedelights。Gettingupatsixo\'clockinNovembertogodowntoBletchleybyanearlytrainisnotinitselfpleasant,butontheopeningmorning,onthefewfirstopeningmornings,thereisapromiseaboutthethingwhichinvigoratesandencouragestheearlyriser。Hemeanstolikeitthisyearifhecan。Hehasstillsomeundefinednotionthathisperiodofpleasurewillnowcome。Hehasnot,asyet,acceptedtheadverseverdictwhichhisownnaturehasgivenagainsthiminthismatterofhunting,andhegetsintohisearlytubwithacmeglowofsatisfaction。Andafterwardsitisnicetofindhimselfbrightwithmahoganytops,buff—tintedbreeches,andapinkcoat。TheordinaryhabilimentsofanEnglishgentlemanaresosombrethathisowneyeisgratified,andhefeelsthathehasplacedhimselfinthevanguardofsocietybythusshininginhisapparel。Andhewillridethisyear!Heisfixedtothatpurpose。
Hewillridestraight;and,ifpossible,hewilllikeit。
ButtheEthiopcannotchangehisskin,norcananymanaddacubittohisstature。Hedoesn\'tlikeit,andallaroundhiminthefieldknowhowitiswithhim;hehimselfknowshowitiswithotherslikehimself,andhecongregateswithhisbrethren。
Theperiodofhispenancehascomeuponhim。Hehastopaythepriceofthosepleasantinterviewswithhistradesmen。Hehastoexpiatethefalseboastsmadetohisfemalecousins。Thatrowofbootscannotbemadetoshineinhischamberfornothing。Thehoundshavefound,andthefoxisaway。Menarefasteningontheirflat—toppedhatsandfeelingthemselvesintheirstirrups。
Horsesarehotfortherun,andthemomentforlikingithascome,ifonlyitwerepossible!
Butatmomentssuchasthesesomethinghastobedone。Themanwhodoesn\'tlikeit,lethimdislikeiteversomuch,Cannotcheckhishorseandsimplyridebacktothehuntingstables。Heunderstandsthatwerehetodothat,hemustthrowuphiscapatonceandresign。Norcanhetroteasilyalongtheroadswiththefatoldcountrygentlemanwhoisoutonhisroughcob,andwho,lookinguptothewindandrememberingthepositionofadjacentcoverts,willgiveagoodguessastothedirectioninwhichthefieldwillmove。No;hemustmakeaneffort。Thetimeofhispenancehascome,andthepenancemustbeborne。Thereisasparkofpluckabouthim,thoughunfortunatelyhehasbroughtittobearinawrongdirection。Thebloodstillrunsathisheart,andheresolvesthathewillride,ifonlyhecouldtellwhichway。
Thestoutgentlemanonthecobhastakentheroadtotheleftwithafewcompanions;butourfriendknowsthatthestoutgentlemanhasalittlegameofhisownwhichwillnotbesuitableforonewhointendstoride。Thenthecrowdinfronthasdivideditself。Thosetotherightrushdownahilltowardsabrookwithaford。Oneortwo,menwhomhehateswithanintensityofenvy,havejumpedthebrook,andhavesettledtotheirwork。
Twentyorthirtyothersarehustlingthemselvesthroughthewater。Thetimeforajudiciousstartonthatsideisalreadygone。Butothers,acrowdofothers,arefacingthebigploughedfieldimmediatelybeforethem。Thatisthestraightestriding,andwiththemhegoes。Whyhasthescentlainsohotovertheup—
turnedheavyground?Whydotheygosofastatthistheveryfirstblushofthemorning?Fortuneisalwaysagainsthim,andthehorseispullinghimthroughthemudasthoughthebrutemeanttodraghisarmoutofthesocket。Atthefirstfence,asheissteadyinghimself,abutcherpasseshimroughlyinthejumpandnearlytakesawaythesideofhistopboot。Heisknockedhalfoutofhissaddle,andinthatconditionscramblesthrough。