第7章

\"Iwaswiththemmilesbeyondthat,\"saysanother。\"Therewerefiveorsixmenrodethebrook,\"continuesourphilosopher,whonamesthefourorfive,notmentioningtheunfortunatewhohadspokenlastashavingbeenamongthenumber。\"Well;thenhewentacrossbyAshbyGrange,andtriedthedrainatthebackofthefarmyard,butBootlehadhaditstopped。AfoxgotinthereonedaylastMarch,andBootlealwaysstopsitsincethat。Sohehadtogoon,andhecrossedtheturnpikeclosebyAshbyChurch。I

sawhimcross,andthehoundswerethenfullfiveminutesbehindhim。HewentthroughFrolicWood,buthedidn\'thangaminute,andrightupthepasturestoMorleyHall。\"\"That\'swhereIwasthrownout,\"saystheunfortunatewhohadboastedbefore,andwhoisstilldisposedtoboastalittle。ButourphilosopherassureshimthathehasnotintruthbeennearMorleyHall;andwhentheunfortunateonemakesanattempttoargue,putshimdownthoroughly。\"AllIcansayis,youcouldn\'thavebeenthereandbeheretooatthismoment。MorleyHallisamileandahalftoourright,andnowthey\'recomingroundtotheLinney。He\'llgointothelittlewoodthere,andasthereisn\'tasmuchasanutshellopenforhim,they\'llkillhimthere。It\'llhavebeenatidylittlething,butnotveryfast。I\'vehardlybeenoutofatrotyet,butwemayaswellmoveonnow。\"Thenhebreaksintoaneasycanterbythesideoftheroad,whiletheunfortunates,whohavebeenrollingamongtheheavy—ploughedgroundintheearlypartoftheday,makevaineffortstoridebyhisside。Theykeephim,however,insight,andarecomforted;forheisamanwithacharacter,andknowswhatheisabout。Hewillneverbeutterlylost,andaslongastheycanremaininhiscompanytheywillnotbesubjectedtothatdreadfulfeelingofabsolutefailurewhichcomesuponaninexperiencedsportsmanwhenhefindshimselfquitealone,anddoesnotknowwhichwaytoturnhimself。

Amanwillnotlearntorideafterthisfashioninaday,noryetinayear。Ofallfashionsofhuntingitrequires,perhaps,themostpatience,thekeenestobservation,thestrongestmemory,andthegreatesteffortsofintellect。Butthepower,whenachieved,hasitstriumph;ithasitsrespect,andithasitsadmirers。Ourfriend,whilehewasguidingtheunfortunatesontheroad,knewhisposition,androdeforawhileasthoughhewereachiefofmen。Hewasthechiefofmenthere。Hewasdoingwhatheknewhowtodo,andwasnotfailing。Hehadmadenoboastswhichsternfactswouldafterwardsdisprove。Andwhenherodeupslowlytothewood—side,havingfromadistanceheardthehuntsman\'swhoopthattoldhimofthefox\'sfate,hefoundthathehadbeenrightineveryparticular。Nooneatthatmomentknowsthelinetheyhaveallriddenaswellasheknowsit。Butnow,amongthecrowd,whenmenareturningtheirhorses\'headstothewind,andloudquestionsarebeingasked,andfalseanswersarebeinggiven,andtheambitiousmenarecongratulatingthemselvesontheirdeeds,hesitsbylisteninginsardonicsilence。\"Twelvemilesofground!\"hesaystohimself,repeatingthewordsofsomevaliantyoungster;\"ifit\'seight,I\'lleatit。\"Andthenwhenhehears,forheisallearaswellasalleye,whenhehearsaslightboastfromoneofhislateunfortunatecompanions,afirstsmallblastofthetrumpetwhichwillbecomeloudanonifitbenotchecked,hesmilesinwardly,andmoralizesontheweaknessofhumannature。Butthemanwhoneverjumpsisnotusuallyofabenevolentnature,anditisalmostcertainthathewillmakeupalittlestoryagainsttheboaster。

Suchistheamusementofthemanwhoridesandneverjumps。

Attachedtoeveryhunttherewillbealwaysoneortwosuchmen。

Theirevidenceisgenerallyreliable;theirknowledgeofthecountryisnottobedoubted;theyseldomcometoanyseveretrouble;andhaveusuallymadeforthemselvesaverywidecircleofhuntingacquaintancesbywhomtheyarequietlyrespected。ButIthinkthatmenregardthemastheydothechaplainonboardaman—of—war,orastheywouldregardaheraldonafieldofbattle。Whenmenareassembledforfighting,themanwhonotoriouslydoesnotfightmustfeelhimselftobesomewhatlowerthanhisbrethrenaroundhim,andmustbesoesteemedbyothers。

THEHUNTINGPARSON。

IfeelsomedifficultyindealingwiththecharacterIamnowabouttodescribe。Theworldatlargeisverypronetocondemnthehuntingparson,regardinghimasamanwhoisfalsetohisprofession;and,formyself,Iamnotpreparedtosaythattheworldiswrong。Hadmypastorsandmasters,myfatherandmother,togetherwiththeotheroutwardcircumstancesofmyearlylife,madeaclergymanofme,IthinkthatIshouldnothavehunted,oratleast,IhopethatImighthaveabstained;andyet,forthelifeofme,Icannotseethereasonagainstit,ortellanymanwhyaclergymanshouldnotridetohounds。Indiscussingthesubject,andIoftendodiscussit,theargumentagainstthepracticewhichisfinallyadopted,theargumentwhichisintendedtobeconclusive,simplyamountstothis,thataparishclergymanwhodoeshisdutycannotfindthetime。Butthatargumentmightbeusedwithmuchmoretruthagainstothermenofbusiness,againstthosetowhosehuntingtheworldtakesnoexception。Indeed,ofallmen,theordinaryparishclergyman,is,perhaps,theleastliabletosuchcensure。Helivesinthecountry,andcanhuntcheaperandwithlesssacrificeoftimethanothermen。Hisprofessionaloccupationdoesnotabsorballhishours,andheistoooftenanidleman,whetherhehuntorwhetherhedonot。Norisitdesirablethatanymanshouldworkalwaysandneverplay。Ithinkitiscertainlythefactthataclergymanmayhunttwiceaweekwithlessobjectioninregardtohistimethananyothermanwhohastoearnhisbreadbyhisprofession。Indeed,thisissomanifestlythecase,thatIamsurethattheargumentinquestion,thoughitistheonewhichisalwaysintendedtobeconclusive,doesnotintheleastconveytheobjectionwhichisreallyfelt。Thetruthis,thatalargeandmostrespectablesectionoftheworldstillregardshuntingaswicked。ItissupposedtobeliketheCiderCellarsortheHaymarketattwelveo\'clockatnight。Theoldladiesknowthattheyoungmengotothesewickedplaces,andhopethatnogreatharmisdone;butitwouldbedreadfultothinkthatclergymenshouldsodegradethemselves。NowIwishIcouldmaketheoldladiesunderstandthathuntingisnotwicked。

Butalthoughthatexpressedpleaastothewantoftimereallyamountstonothing,andalthoughtheunexpressedfeelingofoldladiesastothewickednessofhuntingdoesnotintruthamounttomuch,Iwillnotsaythatthereisnootherimpedimentinthewayofahuntingparson。Indeed,therehavecomeupoflateyearssomanyimpedimentsinthewayofanyamusementonthepartofclergymen,thatwemustalmostpresumethemtobedivestedattheirconsecrationofallhumanattributesexcepthungerandthirst。Inmyyoungerdays,andIamnotasyetveryold,anelderlyclergymanmightplayhisrubberofwhistwhilsthisyoungerreverendbrotherwasdancingaquadrille;andtheymightdothiswithoutanyriskofarebukefromabishop,oranyprobabilitythattheirneighbourswouldlookaskanceatthem。

Suchrecreationsarenowunclericalinthehighestdegree,orifnotinthehighest,theyareonlyonedegreelesssothanhunting。Thetheatrewasespeciallyarespectableclericalresource,andwemaystilloccasionallyseeheadsofcollegesinthestalls,orperhapsadean,orsomerector,unambitiousoffurtherpromotion。Butshouldayoungcurateshowhimselfinthepit,hewouldbebutalostsheepofthehouseofIsrael。Andlatterlytherewentforth,atanyrateinonediocese,afirmanagainstcricket!Novels,too,areforbidden;thoughthefactthattheymaybeenjoyedinsolitudesavestheclergyfromabsoluteignoranceastothatbranchofournationalliterature。

Allthisisharduponmenwho,letthemstruggleastheymaytolovetheasceticismsofareligiouslife,areonlymen;andithasastrongtendencytokeepoutoftheChurchthatveryclass,theyoungersonsofcountrygentlemen,whomallChurchmenshouldwishtoseeenterit。Youngmenwhothinkofthematterwhenthetimefortakingordersiscomingnear,donotfeelthemselvesqualifiedtorivalSt。Paulintheirlives;andtheywhohavenotthoughtofitfindthemselvestobecruellyusedwhentheyareexpectedtomaketheattempt。

Butofalltheamusementswhichalaymanmayfollowandaclergymanmaynot,huntingisthoughttobebymuchtheworst。

Thereisasavourofwickednessaboutitintheeyesoftheoldladieswhichalmosttakesitoutoftheirlistofinnocentamusementsevenforlaymen。Bythetermoldladiesitwillbeunderstood,perhaps,thatIdonotalludesimplytomatronsandspinsterswhomaybeovertheageofsixty,buttothatmostrespectableportionoftheworldwhichhastaughtitselftoabhorthepompsandvanities。Pompsandvanitiesareundoubtedlybad,andshouldbeabhorred;butitbehoovesthosewhothustakeuponthemselvesthedutiesofcensorstobesurethatthepracticesabhorredareintruthrealpompsandactualvanities,notpompsandvanitiesoftheimagination。Nowastohunting,Imaintainthatitisofitselfthemostinnocentamusementgoing,andthatithasnoneofthatCider—Cellarflavourwithwhichtheoldladiesthinkthatitissosavoury。Huntingisdonebyacrowd;