Peterson,thenew—comer,whisperedsatiricallyinFerguson’sear:
\"Wonderfulperformancetofindthisplace,wasn’tit?Hardlyworthwhiletocomesofar,though;anyothersupposititiousplacewouldhaveansweredjustaswell——hey?\"
Fergusonwasnotpleasedwiththeinnuendo。Hesaid,withsomewarmth:
\"Doyoumeantoinsinuatethatthechildhasn’tbeenhere?Itellyouthechildhasbeenhere!Nowifyouwanttogetyourselfintoastidyalittlefussas——\"
\"Allright!\"sangoutStillman。\"Come,everybody,andlookatthis!Itwasrightunderournosesallthetime,andwedidn’tseeit。\"
Therewasageneralplungeforthegroundattheplacewherethechildwasallegedtohaverested,andmanyeyestriedhardandhopefullytoseethethingthatArchy’sfingerwasrestingupon。Therewasapause,thenaseveral—barreledsighofdisappointment。PatRileyandHamSandwichsaid,intheonebreath:
\"Whatisit,Archy?There’snothinghere。\"
\"Nothing?Doyoucallthatnothing?\"andheswiftlytraceduponthegroundaformwithhisfinger。\"There——don’tyourecognizeitnow?It’sInjunBilly’strack。He’sgotthechild。\"
\"Godbepraised!\"fromthemother。
\"Takeawaythelantern。I’vegotthedirection。Follow!\"
Hestartedonarun,racinginandoutamongthesage—bushesamatterofthreehundredyards,anddisappearedoverasand—wave;theothersstruggledafterhim,caughthimup,andfoundhimwaiting。Tenstepsawaywasalittlewickiup,adimandformlessshelterofragsandoldhorse—blankets,adulllightshowingthroughitschinks。
\"Youlead,Mrs。Hogan,\"saidthelad。\"It’syourprivilegetobefirst。\"
Allfollowedthesprintshemadeforthewickiup,andsaw,withher,thepictureitsinteriorafforded。InjunBillywassittingontheground;
thechildwasasleepbesidehim。Themotherhuggeditwithawildembrace,whichincludedArchyStillman,thegratefultearsrunningdownherface,andinachokedandbrokenvoiceshepouredoutagoldenstreamofthatwealthofworshipingendearmentswhichhasitshomeinfullrichnessnowherebutintheIrishheart。
\"Ifindherbymebyitisteno’clock,\"Billyexplained。\"She’sleepoutyonder,ve’ytired——facewet,beencryin’,’spose;fetchherhome,feedher,sheheapmuchhungry——go’sleep’gin。\"
Inherlimitlessgratitudethehappymotherwaivedrankandhuggedhimtoo,callinghim\"theangelofGodindisguise。\"Andheprobablywasindisguiseifhewasthatkindofanofficial。Hewasdressedforthecharacter。
Athalfpastoneinthemorningtheprocessionburstintothevillagesinging,\"WhenJohnnyComesMarchingHome,\"wavingitslanternsandswallowingthedrinksthatwerebroughtoutallalongitscourse。Itconcentratedatthetavern,andmadeanightofwhatwasleftofthemorning。
PARTII
I
Thenextafternoonthevillagewaselectrifiedwithanimmensesensation。
Agraveanddignifiedforeignerofdistinguishedbearingandappearancehadarrivedatthetavern,andenteredthisformidablenameupontheregister:
SHERLOCKHOLMES
Thenewsbuzzedfromcabintocabin,fromclaimtoclaim;toolsweredropped,andthetownswarmedtowardthecenterofinterest。AmanpassingoutatthenorthernendofthevillageshoutedittoPatRiley,whoseclaimwasthenextonetoFlintBuckner’s。AtthattimeFetlockJonesseemedtoturnsick。Hemutteredtohimself:
\"UncleSherlock!Themeanluckofit!——thatheshouldcomejustwhen……\"
Hedroppedintoareverie,andpresentlysaidtohimself:\"Butwhat’stheuseofbeingafraidofhim?AnybodythatknowshimthewayIdoknowshecan’tdetectacrimeexceptwhereheplansitalloutbeforehandandarrangesthecluesandhiressomefellowtocommititaccordingtoinstructions……Nowthereain’tgoingtobeanycluesthistime——so,whatshowhashegot?Noneatall。No,sir;everything’sready。IfI
wastoriskputtingitoff——No,Iwon’trunanyrisklikethat。FlintBucknergoesoutofthisworldto—night,forsure。\"Thenanothertroublepresenteditself。\"UncleSherlock’llbewantingtotalkhomematterswithmethisevening,andhowamIgoingtogetridofhim?forI’vegottobeatmycabinaminuteortwoabouteighto’clock。\"Thiswasanawkwardmatter,andcosthimmuchthought。Buthefoundawaytobeatthedifficulty。\"We’llgoforawalk,andI’llleavehimintheroadaminute,sothathewon’tseewhatitisIdo:thebestwaytothrowadetectiveoffthetrack,anyway,istohavehimalongwhenyouarepreparingthething。Yes,that’sthesafest——I’lltakehimwithme。\"
Meantimetheroadinfrontofthetavernwasblockedwithvillagerswaitingandhopingforaglimpseofthegreatman。Buthekepthisroom,anddidnotappear。NonebutFerguson,JakeParkertheblacksmith,andHamSandwichhadanyluck。Theseenthusiasticadmirersofthegreatscientificdetectivehiredthetavern’sdetained—baggagelockup,whichlookedintothedetective’sroomacrossalittlealleywaytenortwelvefeetwide,ambushedthemselvesinit,andcutsomepeep—holesinthewindow—blind。Mr。Holmes’sblindsweredown;butbyandbyheraisedthem。Itgavethespiesahair—liftingbutpleasurablethrilltofindthemselvesfacetofacewiththeExtraordinaryManwhohadfilledtheworldwiththefameofhismorethanhumaningenuities。Therehesat——notamyth,notashadow,butreal,alive,compactofsubstance,andalmostwithintouchingdistancewiththehand。
\"Lookatthathead!\"saidFerguson,inanawedvoice。\"Bygracious!
that’sahead!\"
\"Youbet!\"saidtheblacksmith,withdeepreverence。\"Lookathisnose!
lookathiseyes!Intellect?Justabatteryofit!\"
\"Andthatpaleness,\"saidHamSandwich。\"Comesfromthought——that’swhatitcomesfrom。Hell!dufferslikeusdon’tknowwhatrealthoughtis。\"
\"Nomorewedon’t,\"saidFerguson。\"Whatwetakeforthinkingisjustblubber—and—slush。\"
\"Rightyouare,Wells—Fargo。Andlookatthatfrown——that’sdeepthinking——awaydown,down,fortyfathomintothebowelsofthings。He’sonthetrackofsomething。\"
\"Well,heis,anddon’tyouforgetit。Say——lookatthatawfulgravity——
lookatthatpallidsolemness——thereain’tanycorpsecanlayoverit。\"
\"No,sir,notfordollars!Andit’shis’nbyhereditaryrights,too;
he’sbeendeadfourtimesa’ready,andthere’shistoryforit。Threetimesnatural,oncebyaccident。I’veheardsayhesmellsdampandcold,likeagrave。Andhe——\"
\"’Sh!Watchhim!There——he’sgothisthumbonthebumponthenearcornerofhisforehead,andhisforefingerontheoffone。Histhink—
worksisjusta—grindingnow,youbetyourothershirt。\"
\"That’sso。Andnowhe’sgazinguptowardheavenandstrokinghismustacheslow,and——\"
\"Nowhehasroseupstanding,andisputtinghiscluestogetheronhisleftfingerswithhisrightfinger。See?hetouchestheforefinger——nowmiddlefinger——nowring—finger——\"
\"Stuck!\"
\"Lookathimscowl!Hecan’tseemtomakeoutthatclue。Sohe——\"
\"Seehimsmile!——likeatiger——andtallyofftheotherfingerslikenothing!He’sgotit,boys;he’sgotitsure!\"
\"Well,Ishouldsay!I’dhatetobeinthatman’splacethathe’safter。\"
Mr。Holmesdrewatabletothewindow,satdownwithhisbacktothespies,andproceededtowrite。Thespieswithdrewtheireyesfromthepeep—holes,littheirpipes,andsettledthemselvesforacomfortablesmokeandtalk。Fergusonsaid,withconviction:
\"Boys,it’snousetalking,he’sawonder!He’sgotthesignsofitalloverhim。\"
\"Youhain’teversaidatruerwordthanthat,Wells—Fargo,\"saidJakeParker。\"Say,wouldn’tit’a’beennutsifhe’da—beenherelastnight?\"
\"Oh,byGeorge,butwouldn’tit!\"saidFerguson。\"Thenwe’dhaveseenscientificwork。Intellect——justpureintellect——awayupontheupperlevels,dontchuknow。Archyisallright,anditdon’tbecomeanybodytobelittlehim,Icantellyou。Buthisgiftisonlyjusteyesight,sharpasanowl’s,asnearasIcanmakeitoutjustagrandnaturalanimaltalent,nomore,noless,andprimeasfarasitgoes,butnointellectinit,andforawfulnessandmarvelousnessnomoretobecomparedtowhatthismandoesthan——than——Why,letmetellyouwhathe’dhavedone。He’dhavesteppedovertoHogan’sandglanced——justglanced,that’sall——atthepremises,andthat’senough。Seeeverything?Yes,sir,tothelastlittledetail;andhe’llknowmoreaboutthatplacethantheHoganswouldknowinsevenyears。Next,hewouldsitdownonthebunk,justasca’m,andsaytoMrs。Hogan——Say,Ham,considerthatyouareMrs。Hogan。I’llaskthequestions;youanswerthem。\"
\"Allright;goon。\"
\"’Madam,ifyouplease——attention——donotletyourmindwander。Now,then——sexofthechild?’
\"’Female,yourHonor。’
\"’Um——female。Verygood,verygood。Age?’
\"’Turnedsix,yourHonor。’
\"’Um——young,weak——twomiles。Wearinesswillovertakeitthen。Itwillsinkdownandsleep。Weshallfindittwomilesaway,orless。Teeth?’
\"’Five,yourHonor,andonea—coming。’
\"’Verygood,verygood,verygood,indeed。’Yousee,boys,heknowsacluewhenheseesit,whenitwouldn’tmeanadernthingtoanybodyelse。
’Stockings,madam?Shoes?’
\"’Yes,yourHonor——both。’
\"’Yarn,perhaps?Morocco?’
\"’Yarn,yourHonor。Andkip。’
\"’Um——kip。Thiscomplicatesthematter。However,letitgo——weshallmanage。Religion?’
\"’Catholic,yourHonor。’
\"’Verygood。Snipmeabitfromthebedblanket,please。Ah,thanks。
Partwool——foreignmake。Verywell。Asnipfromsomegarmentofthechild’s,please。Thanks。Cotton。Showswear。Anexcellentclue,excellent。Passmeapalletofthefloordirt,ifyou’llbesokind。
Thanks,manythanks。Ah,admirable,admirable!Nowweknowwhereweare,Ithink。’Yousee,boys,he’sgotalltheclueshewantsnow;hedon’tneedanythingmore。Now,then,whatdoesthisExtraordinaryMando?Helaysthosesnipsandthatdirtoutonthetableandleansoverthemonhiselbows,andputsthemtogethersidebysideandstudiesthem——mumblestohimself,’Female’;changesthemaround——mumbles,’Sixyearsold’;changesthemthiswayandthat——againmumbles:’Fiveteeth——onea—
coming——Catholic——yarn——cotton——kip——damnthatkip。’Thenhestraightensupandgazestowardheaven,andplowshishandsthroughhishair——plowsandplows,muttering,’Damnthatkip!’Thenhestandsupandfrowns,andbeginstotallyoffhiscluesonhisfingers——andgetsstuckatthering—
finger。Butonlyjustaminute——thenhisfaceglaresallupinasmilelikeahouseafire,andhestraightensupstatelyandmajestic,andsaystothecrowd,’Takealantern,acoupleofyou,andgodowntoInjunBilly’sandfetchthechild——therestofyougo’longhometobed;good—
night,madam;good—night,gents。’AndhebowsliketheMatterhorn,andpullsoutforthetavern。That’shisstyle,andtheOnly——scientific,intellectual——alloverinfifteenminutes——nopokingaroundalloverthesage—brushrangeanhourandahalfinamass—meetingcrowdforhim,boys——youhearme!\"
\"ByJackson,it’sgrand!\"saidHamSandwich。\"Wells—Fargo,you’vegothimdowntoadot。Heain’tpaintedupanyexactertothelifeinthebooks。ByGeorge,Icanjustseehim——can’tyou,boys?\"
\"Youbetyou!It’sjustaphotograft,that’swhatitis。\"
Fergusonwasprofoundlypleasedwithhissuccess,andgrateful。Hesatsilentlyenjoyinghishappinessalittlewhile,thenhemurmured,withadeepaweinhisvoice,\"IwonderifGodmadehim?\"
Therewasnoresponseforamoment;thenHamSandwichsaid,reverently:
\"Notallatonetime,Ireckon。\"
VII
Ateighto’clockthateveningtwopersonsweregropingtheirwaypastFlintBuckner’scabininthefrostygloom。TheywereSherlockHolmesandhisnephew。
\"Stophereintheroadamoment,uncle,\"saidFetlock,\"whileIruntomycabin;Iwon’tbegoneaminute。\"
Heaskedforsomething——theunclefurnishedit——thenhedisappearedinthedarkness,butsoonreturned,andthetalking—walkwasresumed。Bynineo’clocktheyhadwanderedbacktothetavern。Theyworkedtheirwaythroughthebilliard—room,whereacrowdhadgatheredinthehopeofgettingaglimpseoftheExtraordinaryMan。Aroyalcheerwasraised。
Mr。Holmesacknowledgedthecomplimentwithaseriesofcourtlybows,andashewaspassingouthisnephewsaidtotheassemblage:
\"UncleSherlock’sgotsomeworktodo,gentlemen,that’llkeephimtilltwelveorone;buthe’llbedownagainthen,orearlierifhecan,andhopessomeofyou’llbelefttotakeadrinkwithhim。\"
\"ByGeorge,he’sjustaduke,boys!ThreecheersforSherlockHolmes,thegreatestmanthateverlived!\"shoutedFerguson。\"Hip,hip,hip——\"
\"Hurrah!hurrah!hurrah!Tiger!\"
Theuproarshookthebuilding,soheartywasthefeelingtheboysputintotheirwelcome。Up—stairstheunclereproachedthenephewgently,saying:
\"Whatdidyougetmeintothatengagementfor?\"
\"Ireckonyoudon’twanttobeunpopular,doyou,uncle?Well,then,don’tyouputonanyexclusivenessinamining—camp,that’sall。Theboysadmireyou;butifyouwastoleavewithouttakingadrinkwiththem,they’dsetyoudownforasnob。Andbesides,yousaidyouhadhometalkenoughinstocktokeepusupandatithalfthenight。\"
Theboywasright,andwise——theuncleacknowledgedit。Theboywaswiseinanotherdetailwhichhedidnotmention——excepttohimself:\"Uncleandtheotherswillcomehandy——inthewayofnailinganalibiwhereitcan’tbebudged。\"
Heandhisuncletalkeddiligentlyaboutthreehours。Then,aboutmidnight,Fetlocksteppeddown—stairsandtookapositioninthedarkadozenstepsfromthetavern,andwaited。FiveminuteslaterFlintBucknercamerockingoutofthebilliard—roomandalmostbrushedhimashepassed。
\"I’vegothim!\"mutteredtheboy。Hecontinuedtohimself,lookingaftertheshadowyform:\"Good—by——good—byforgood,FlintBuckner;youcalledmymothera——well,nevermindwhat:it’sallright,now;you’retakingyourlastwalk,friend。\"
Hewentmusingbackintothetavern。\"Fromnowtilloneisanhour。
We’llspenditwiththeboys;it’sgoodforthealibi。\"
HebroughtSherlockHolmestothebilliard—room,whichwasjammedwitheagerandadmiringminers;theguestcalledthedrinks,andthefunbegan。Everybodywashappy;everybodywascomplimentary;theicewassoonbroken,songs,anecdotes,andmoredrinksfollowed,andthepregnantminutesflew。Atsixminutestoone,whenthejollitywasatitshighest——
BOOM!!
Therewassilenceinstantly。Thedeepsoundcamerollingandrumblingfrownpeaktopeakupthegorge,thendieddown,andceased。Thespellbroke,then,andthemenmadearushforthedoor,saying:
\"Something’sblownup!\"
Outside,avoiceinthedarknesssaid,\"It’sawaydownthegorge;Isawtheflash。\"
Thecrowdpoureddownthecanyon——Holmes,Fetlock,ArchyStillman,everybody。Theymadethemileinafewminutes。BythelightofalanterntheyfoundthesmoothandsoliddirtfloorofFlintBuckner’scabin;ofthecabinitselfnotavestigeremained,notaragnorasplinter。NoranysignofFlint。Search—partiessoughthereandthereandyonder,andpresentlyacrywentup。
\"Hereheis!\"
Itwastrue。Fiftyyardsdownthegulchtheyhadfoundhim——thatis,theyhadfoundacrushedandlifelessmasswhichrepresentedhim。
FetlockJoneshurriedthitherwiththeothersandlooked。
Theinquestwasafifteen—minuteaffair。HamSandwich,foremanofthejury,handeduptheverdict,whichwasphrasedwithacertainunstudiedliterarygrace,andclosedwiththisfinding,towit:that\"deceasedcametohisdeathbyhisownactorsomeotherpersonorpersonsunknowntothisjurynotleavinganyfamilyorsimilareffectsbehindbuthiscabinwhichwasblownawayandGodhavemercyonhissoulamen。\"
Thentheimpatientjuryrejoinedthemaincrowd,forthestorm—centerofinterestwasthere——SherlockHolmes。Theminersstoodsilentandreverentinahalf—circle,inclosingalargevacantspacewhichincludedthefrontexposureofthesiteofthelatepremises。InthisconsiderablespacetheExtraordinaryManwasmovingabout,attendedbyhisnephewwithalantern。Withatapehetookmeasurementsofthecabinsite;ofthedistancefromthewallofchaparraltotheroad;oftheheightofthechaparralbushes;alsovariousothermeasurements。Hegatheredaraghere,asplinterthere,andapinchofearthyonder,inspectedthemprofoundly,andpreservedthem。Hetookthe\"lay\"oftheplacewithapocket—compass,allowingtwosecondsformagneticvariation。