第1章

We,whocanrecalltheconsulshipofPlancus,andquiterespectable,old—fogyfiedtimes,rememberamongstotheramusementswhichwehadaschildrenthepicturesatwhichwewerepermittedtolook。TherewasBoydell’sShakspeare,blackandghastlygalleryofmurkyOpies,glumNorthcotes,straddlingFuselis!therewereLear,Oberon,Hamlet,withstartingmuscles,rollingeyeballs,andlongpointingquiveringfingers;therewaslittlePrinceArthur(Northcote)

crying,inwhitesatin,andbiddinggoodHubertnotputouthiseyes;therewasHubertcrying;therewaslittleRutlandbeingrunthroughthepoorlittlebodybybloodyClifford;therewasCardinalBeaufort(Reynolds)gnashinghisteeth,andgrinningandhowlingdemoniacallyonhisdeath—bed(apicturefrightfultothepresentday);therewasLadyHamilton(Romney)wavingatorch,anddancingbeforeablackbackground,——amelancholymuseumindeed。Smirke’sdelightful\"SevenAges\"onlyfitfullyrelieveditsgeneralgloom。

Wedidnotliketoinspectitunlesstheelderswerepresent,andplentyoflightsandcompanywereintheroom。

CheerfulrelativesusedtotreatustoMissLinwood’s。LetthechildrenofthepresentgenerationthanktheirstarsTHATtragedyisputoutoftheirway。MissLinwood’swasworsted—work。Yourgrandmotherorgrandauntstookyouthereandsaidthepictureswereadmirable。Yousaw\"theWoodman\"inworsted,withhisaxeanddog,tramplingthroughthesnow;thesnowbittercoldtolookat,thewoodman’spipewonderful:agloomypiece,thatmadeyoushudder。

Therewerelargedingypicturesofwoollenmartyrs,andscowlingwarriorswithlimbsstronglyknitted;therewasespecially,attheendofablackpassage,adenoflions,thatwouldfrightenanyboynotborninAfrica,orExeter’Change,andaccustomedtothem。

AnotherexhibitionusedtobeWest’sGallery,wherethepleasingfiguresofLazarusinhisgrave—clothes,andDeathonthepalehorse,usedtoimpressuschildren。ThetombsofWestminsterAbbey,thevaultsatSt。Paul’s,themeninarmorattheTower,frowningferociouslyoutoftheirhelmets,andwieldingtheirdreadfulswords;thatsuperhumanQueenElizabethattheendoftheroom,alividsovereignwithglasseyes,aruff,andadirtysatinpetticoat,ridingahorsecoveredwithsteel:whodoesnotrememberthesesightsinLondonintheconsulshipofPlancus?andthewax—

workinFleetStreet,notlikethatofMadameTussaud’s,whosechamberofdeathisgayandbrilliant;butaniceoldgloomywax—

work,fullofmurderers;andasachiefattraction,theDeadBabyandthePrincessCharlottelyinginstate?

Ourstory—bookshadnopicturesinthemforthemostpart。Frank(dearoldFrank!)hadnone;northe\"Parent’sAssistant;\"northe\"EveningsatHome;\"norourcopyofthe\"AmidesEnfans:\"therewereafewjustattheendoftheSpelling—Book;besidestheallegoryatthebeginning,ofEducationleadingupYouthtothetempleofIndustry,whereDr。DilworthandProfessorWalkinghamestoodwithcrownsoflaurel。Therewere,wesay,justafewpicturesattheendoftheSpelling—Book,littleovalgraywoodcutsofBewick’s,mostlyoftheWolfandtheLamb,theDogandtheShadow,andBrown,Jones,andRobinsonwithlongringletsandlittletights;butforpictures,sotospeak,whathadwe?Therougholdwood—blocksintheoldharlequin—backedfairy—bookshadservedhundredsofyears;

beforeOURPlancus,inthetimeofPriscusPlancus——inQueenAnne’stime,whoknows?Wewerefloggedatschool;wewerefiftyboysinourboarding—house,andhadtowashinaleadentrough,underacistern,withlumpsoffatyellowsoapfloatingaboutintheiceandwater。AreOURsonseverflogged?Havetheynotdressing—rooms,hair—oil,hip—baths,andBadentowels?Andwhatpicture—bookstheyoungvillainshave!Whathavethesechildrendonethattheyshouldbesomuchhappierthanwewere?

Wehadthe\"ArabianNights\"andWalterScott,tobesure。Smirke’sillustrationstotheformerareveryfine。Wedidnotknowhowgoodtheywerethen;butwedoubtwhetherwedidnotpreferthelittleold\"MiniatureLibraryNights\"withfrontispiecesbyUwins;forTHESEbooksthepicturesdon’tcount。EveryboyofimaginationdoeshisownpicturestoScottandthe\"ArabianNights\"best。

Offunnypicturestherewerenoneespeciallyintendedforuschildren。TherewasRowlandson’s\"DoctorSyntax\":DoctorSyntaxinafuzz—wig,onahorsewithlegslikesausages,ridingraces,makinglove,frolickingwithrosyexuberantdamsels。Thosepictureswereveryfunny,andthataquatintingandthegay—coloredplatesverypleasanttowitness;butifwecouldnotreadthepoeminthosedays,couldwedigestitinthis?Nevertheless,apartfromthetextwhichwecouldnotmaster,werememberDoctorSyntaxpleasantly,likethosecheerfulpaintedhieroglyphicsintheNinevehCourtatSydenham。Whatmatterforthearrow—head,illegiblestuff?giveustheplacidgrinningkings,twangingtheirjollybowsovertheirridenthorses,woundingthosegood—humoredenemies,whotumblegaylyoffthetowers,ordrown,smiling,inthedimplingwaters,amidsttheanerithmongelasmaofthefish。

AfterDoctorSyntax,theapparitionofCorinthianTom,JerryHawthorn,andthefacetiousBobLogicmustberecorded——awondroushistoryindeedtheirswas!Whenthefuturestudentofourmannerscomestolookoverthepicturesandthewritingofthesequeervolumes,whatwillhethinkofoursociety,customs,andlanguageintheconsulshipofPlancus?\"Corinthian,\"itappears,wasthephraseappliedtomenoffashionandtoninPlancus’stime:theywerethebrilliantpredecessorsofthe\"swell\"ofthepresentperiod——

brilliant,butsomewhatbarbarous,itmustbeconfessed。TheCorinthianswereinthehabitofdrinkingagreatdealtoomuchinTomCribb’sparlor:theyusedtogoandsee\"life\"inthegin—shops;

ofnights,walkinghome(aswellastheycould),theyusedtoknockdown\"Charleys,\"poorharmlessoldwatchmenwithlanterns,guardiansofthestreetsofRome,PlancoConsule。Theyperpetratedavastdealofboxing;theyputonthe\"mufflers\"inJackson’srooms;they\"sportedtheirprads\"intheRinginthePark;theyattendedcock—

fights,andwereenlightenedpatronsofdogsanddestroyersofrats。

Besidesthesesports,thedelassemensofgentlemenmixingwiththepeople,ourpatricians,ofcourse,occasionallyenjoyedthesocietyoftheirownclass。WhatawonderfulpicturethatusedtobeofCorinthianTomdancingwithCorinthianKateatAlmack’s!WhataprodigiousdressKatewore!WithwhatgracefulABANDONthepairflungtheirarmsaboutastheysweptthroughthemazyquadrille,withallthenoblemenstandingroundintheirstarsanduniforms!

Youmaystill,doubtless,seethepicturesattheBritishMuseum,orfindthevolumesinthecornerofsomeoldcountry—houselibrary。

YouareledtosupposethattheEnglisharistocracyof1820DID

danceandcaperinthatway,andboxanddrinkatTomCribb’s,andknockdownwatchmen;andthechildrenofto—day,turningtotheirelders,maysay\"Grandmamma,didyouwearsuchadressasthat,whenyoudancedatAlmack’s?Therewasverylittleofit,grandmamma。

Didgrandpapakillmanywatchmenwhenhewasayoungman,andfrequentthieves’gin—shops,cock—fights,andthering,beforeyoumarriedhim?Didheusetotalktheextraordinaryslangandjargonwhichisprintedinthisbook?Heisverymuchchanged。Heseemsagentlemanlyoldboyenoughnow。\"

Intheabove—namedconsulate,whenWEhadgrandfathersalive,therewouldbeintheoldgentleman’slibraryinthecountrytwoorthreeoldmottledportfolios,orgreatswollenscrap—booksofbluepaper,fullofthecomicprintsofgrandpapa’stime,erePlancuseverhadthefascesbornebeforehim。TheseprintsweresignedGilray,Bunbury,Rowlandson,Woodward,andsomeactuallyGeorgeCruikshank——

forGeorgeisaveterannow,andhetooktheetchingneedleinhandasachild。Hecaricatured\"Boney,\"borrowingnotalittlefromGilrayinhisfirstpuerileefforts。HedrewLouisXVIII。tryingonBoney’sboots。BeforethecenturywasactuallyinitsteenswebelievethatGeorgeCruikshankwasamusingthepublic。

Inthosegreatcoloredprintsinourgrandfathers’portfoliosinthelibrary,andinsomeotherapartmentsofthehouse,wherethecaricaturesusedtobepastedinthosedays,wefoundthingsquitebeyondourcomprehension。Boneywasrepresentedasafiercedwarf,withgoggleeyes,ahugelacedhatandtricoloredplume,acrookedsabre,reekingwithblood:alittledemonrevellinginlust,murder,massacre。JohnBullwasshownkickinghimagooddeal:indeedhewasprodigiouslykickedallthroughthatseriesofpictures;bySidneySmithandourbravealliesthegallantTurks;bytheexcellentandpatrioticSpaniards;bytheamiableandindignantRussians,——allnationshadbootsattheserviceofpoorMasterBoney。HowPittusedtodefyhim!HowgoodoldGeorge,KingofBrobdingnag,laughedatGulliver—Boney,sailingaboutinhistanktomakesportfortheirMajesties!Thislittlefiend,thisbeggar’sbrat,cowardly,murderous,andatheisticashewas(weremember,inthoseoldportfolios,picturesrepresentingBoneyandhisfamilyinrags,gnawingrawbonesinaCorsicanhut;BoneymurderingthesickatJaffa;Boneywithahookahandalargeturban,havingadoptedtheTurkishreligion,&c。)——thisCorsicanmonster,nevertheless,hadsomedevotedfriendsinEngland,accordingtotheGilraychronicle,——

asetofvillainswholovedatheism,tyranny,plunder,andwickednessingeneral,liketheirFrenchfriend。Inthepicturesthesemenwereallrepresentedasdwarfs,liketheirally。Themiscreantsgotintopoweratonetime,and,ifwerememberright,werecalledtheBroad—backedAdministration。Onewithshaggyeyebrowsandabristlybeard,thehirsuteringleaderoftherascals,was,itappears,calledCharlesJamesFox;anothermiscreant,withablotchedcountenance,wasacertainSheridan;otherimpswerehightErskine,Norfolk(Jockeyof),Moira,HenryPetty。Asinourchildish,innocenceweusedtolookatthesedemons,nowsprawlingandtipsyintheircups;nowscalingheaven,fromwhichtheangelicPitthurledthemdown;nowcursingthelight(theiratrociousringleaderFoxwasrepresentedwithhairyclovenfeet,andatailandhorns);nowkissingBoney’sboot,butinevitablydiscomfitedbyPittandtheothergoodangels:wehatedtheseviciouswretches,asgoodchildrenshould;wewereonthesideofVirtueandPittandGrandpapa。Butifoursisterswantedtolookattheportfolios,thegoodoldgrandfatherusedtohesitate。Thereweresomeprintsamongthemveryoddindeed;somethatgirlscouldnotunderstand;somethatboys,indeed,hadbestnotsee。Weswiftlyturnoverthoseprohibitedpages。Howmanyofthemtherewereinthewild,coarse,reckless,ribald,generousbookofoldEnglishhumor!

Howsavagethesatirewas——howfiercetheassault——whatgarbagehurledatopponents——whatfoulblowswerehit——whatlanguageofBillingsgateflung!Fancyapartyinacountry—housenowlookingoverWoodward’sfacetiaeorsomeoftheGilraycomicalities,ortheslatternlySaturnaliaofRowlandson!Whilstwelivewemustlaugh,andhavefolkstomakeuslaugh。WecannotaffordtoloseSatyrwithhispipeanddancesandgambols。Butwehavewashed,combed,clothed,andtaughttheroguegoodmanners:orrather,letussay,hehaslearnedthemhimself;forheisofnaturesoftandkindly,andhehasputasidehismadpranksandtipsyhabits;and,frolicsomealways,hasbecomegentleandharmless,smittenintoshamebyhepurepresenceofourwomenandthesweetconfidingsmilesofourchildren。Amongtheveterans,theoldpictorialsatirists,wehavementionedthefamousnameofonehumorousdesignerwhoisstillaliveandatwork。Didwenotsee,byhisownhand,hisownportraitofhisownfamousface,andwhiskers,intheIllustratedLondonNewstheotherday?TherewasaprintinthatpaperofanassemblageofTeetotalersin\"Sadler’sWellsTheatre,\"

andwestraightwayrecognizedtheoldRomanhand——theoldRoman’softhetimeofPlancus——GeorgeCruikshank’s。Thereweretheoldbonnetsanddrollfacesandshoes,andshorttrousers,andfiguresof1820sureenough。AndtherewasGeorge(whohastakentothewater—doctrine,asalltheworldknows)handingsometeetotalcressesoveraplanktothetablewherethepledgewasbeingadministered。HowoftenhasGeorgedrawnthatpictureofCruikshank!Wherehaven’tweseenit?Howfineitwas,facingtheeffigyofMr。AinsworthinAinsworth’sMagazinewhenGeorgeillustratedthatperiodical!HowgrandandseverehestandsinthatdesigninG。C。’s\"Omnibus,\"whereherepresentshimselftongedlikeSt。Dunstan,andtweakingawretchofapublisherbythenose!ThecollectorsofGeorge’setchings——ohthecharmingetchings!——ohthedearold\"GermanPopularTales!\"——thecapital\"PointsofHumor\"——thedelightful\"Phrenology\"and\"Scrap—books,\"ofthegoodtime,OUR

time——Plancus’sinfact!——thecollectorsoftheGeorgianetchings,wesay,haveatleastahundredpicturesoftheartist。Why,werememberhiminhisfavoriteHessianbootsin\"TomandJerry\"

itself;andinwoodcutsasfarbackastheQueen’strial。Hehasratherdesertedsatireandcomedyoflateyears,havingturnedhisattentiontotheserious,andwarlike,andsublime。Havingconfessedourageandprejudices,wepreferthecomicandfancifultothehistoric,romantic,andatpresentdidacticGeorge。Mayrespect,andlengthofdays,andcomfortablereposeattendthebrave,honest,kindly,pure—mindedartist,humorist,moralist!ItwashefirstwhobroughtEnglishpictorialhumorandchildrenacquainted。Ouryoungpeopleandtheirfathersandmothersowehimmanyapleasanthourandharmlesslaugh。Istherenowayinwhichthecountrycouldacknowledgethelongservicesandbravecareerofsuchafriendandbenefactor?