第1章

TheCartershadmarriedinhasteandrefusedtorepentatleisure。

Soblindlyweretheyinlove,thattheyconsideredtheirmarriagetheirgreatestasset。Therestoftheworld,asrepresentedbymutualfriends,consideredittheonlythingthatcouldbeurgedagainsteitherofthem。Whilesingle,eachhadbeenpopular。Asabachelor,young\"Champ\"Carterhadfilledhismodestplaceacceptably。Hostessessoughthimfordinnersandweek—endparties,menofhisownyears,forgolfandtennis,andyounggirlslikedhimbecausewhenhetalkedtooneofthemhenevertalkedofhimself,orlethiseyeswandertowardanyothergirl。Hehadbeenbroughtupbyarichfatherinanexpensiveway,andtherichfatherhadthendiedleavingChampneysaloneintheworld,withnomoney,andwithevenafewofhisfather’sdebts。Thesedebtsofhonortheson,eversinceleavingYale,hadbeenpayingoff。Ithadkepthimverypoor,forCarterhadelectedtolivebyhispen,and,thoughhewroteverycarefullyandslowly,theeditorsofthemagazineshadbeenequallycarefulandslowinacceptingwhathewrote。

Withanincomesouncertainthattheonlythingthatcouldbesaidofitwithcertaintywasthatitwastoosmalltosupportevenhimself,Cartershouldnothavethoughtofmatrimony。Nor,mustitbesaidtohiscredit,didhethinkofituntilthegirlcamealongthathewantedtomarry。

ThetroublewithDollyIngramwashermother。Hermotherwasareallyterribleperson。Shewasquiteimpossible。Shewasasocialleader,andofsuchimportancethatvisitingprincesandsocietyreporters,evenamongthemselves,didnotlaughather。Hervisitinglistwassosmallthatshedidnotkeepasocialsecretary,but,itwassaid,wroteherinvitationsherself。

Stylitesonhispillarwaslessexclusive。Nordidhetakehisexaltedbutlonelypositionwithlesssenseofhumor。WhenIngramdiedandlefthermanymillionstodisposeofabsolutelyasshepleased,eventotheallowancesheshouldgivetheirdaughter,heleftherwithbutoneambitionunfulfilled。ThatwastomarryherDollytoanEnglishduke。Hungarianprinces,Frenchmarquises,Italiancounts,Germanbarons,Mrs。Ingramcouldnotsee。Herson—in—lawmustbeaduke。Shehadhereyesontwo,onesomewhatshopworn,andtheotherabankrupt;andintraining,shehadonejustcomingofage。Alreadyshesawherselfasortofadowagerduchessbymarriage,discussingwithrealdowagerduchessesthewaytobringupteethingearlsandviscounts。ForthreeyearsinEuropeMrs。Ingramhadbeendrillingherdaughterforthepartsheintendedhertoplay。But,onreturningtohernativeland,Dolly,whopossessedallthefeelings,thrills,andheart—throbsofwhichhermotherwasignorant,ungratefullyfelldeeplyinlovewithChampneysCarter,andhewithher。Itwasalwaysaquestionofcontroversybetweenthemastowhichhadfirstfalleninlovewiththeother。Asamatterofhistory,honorswereeven。

Hefirstsawherduringathunderstorm,inthepaddockattheraces,wearingarain—coatwiththecollarturnedupandaPanamahatwiththebrimturneddown。Shewastalking,intermsofaffectionatefamiliarity,withCuthbert’stwo—year—old,TheScout。

TheScouthadjustlostaracebyanose,andDollywasholdingthenoseagainsthercheekandcomfortinghim。Thetwomadeacharmingpicture,and,asCarterstumbleduponitandhalted,therace—horseloweredhiseyesandseemedtosay:\"Wouldn’tYOUthrowaraceforthis?\"Andthegirlraisedhereyesandseemedtosay:\"Whatanice—looking,bright—lookingyoungman!Whydon’tIknowwhoyouare?\"

So,CarterrantofindCuthbert,andtoldhimTheScouthadgonelame。When,ontheirreturn,MissIngramrefusedtoloosenherholdonTheScout’snose,CuthbertapologeticallymumbledCarter’sname,andinsomeaweMissIngram’sname,andthen,tohissurprise,bothyoungpeoplelostinterestinTheScout,andwanderedawaytogetherintotherain。

Afteranhour,whentheypartedattheclubstand,forwhichCartercouldnotaffordaticket,heaskedwistfully:\"Doyouoftencomeracing?\"andMissIngramsaid:\"Doyoumean,amIcomingto—morrow?\"

\"Ido!\"saidCarter。

\"Then,whydidn’tyousaythat?\"inquiredMissIngram。\"OtherwiseImightn’thavecome。IhavetheHollandHousecoachforto—morrow,and,ifyou’lljoinus,I’llsaveaplaceforyou,andyoucansitinourbox。

\"I’velivedsolongabroad,\"sheexplained,\"thatI’mafraidofnotbeingsimpleanddirectlikeotherAmericangirls。DoyouthinkI’llgetonhereathome?\"

\"Ifyougetonwitheveryoneelseaswellasyou’vegotonwithme,\"saidCartermorosely,Iwillshootmyself。\"

MissIngramsmiledthoughtfully。\"Ateleven,then,\"shesaid,\"infrontoftheHollandHouse。\"

Carterwalkedawaywithaflurried,heatedsuffocationaroundhisheartandajoyouslightnessinhisfeet。Ofthefirstmanhemethedemanded,\"Whowasthebeautifulgirlintherain—coat?\"Andwhenthemantoldhim,Carterlefthimwithoutspeaking。ForshewasquitetherichestgirlinAmerica。ButthenextdaythatfaultseemedtodistresshersolittlethatCarter,also,refusedtoallowittorestonhisconscience,andtheywereveryhappy。Andeachsawthattheywerehappybecausetheyweretogether。

Theridiculousmotherwasnotpresentattheraces,butafterCarterbegantocallattheirhouseandwasinvitedtodinner,Mrs。

Ingramreceivedhimwithherhabitualrudeness。Asanimpedimentinthesuccessofherambitionsheneverconsideredhim。Asaboyfriendofherdaughter’s,sheclassedhimwith\"her\"lawyerand\"her\"architectandalittlehigherthanthe\"person\"whoarrangedtheflowers。Nor,inherturn,didDollyconsiderhermother;forwithintwomonthsanothermatterofcontroversybetweenDollyandCarterwasastowhohadfirstproposedtotheother。Carterprotestedthereneverhadbeenanyformalproposal,thatfromthefirsttheyhadbothtakenitforgrantedthatmarriedtheywouldbe。ButDollyinsistedthatbecausehehadbeenafraidofhermoney,orhermother,hehadforcedhertoproposetohim。

\"Youcouldnothavelovedmeverymuch,\"shecomplained,\"ifyou’dletalittlethinglikemoneymakeyouhesitate。\"

\"It’snotalittlething,\"suggestedCarter。\"Theysayit’sseveralmillions,andithappenstobeYOURS。IfitwereMINE,now!\"

\"Money,\"saidDollysententiously,\"isgivenpeopletomakethemhappy,nottomakethemmiserable。\"

\"WaituntilIsellmystoriestothemagazines,\"saidCarter,\"andthenIwillbeindependentandcansupportyou。\"

TheplandidnotstrikeDollyasonelikelytoleadtoahastymarriage。Buthewassensitiveabouthisstories,andshedidnotwishtohurthisfeelings。

\"Let’sgetmarriedfirst,\"shesuggested,\"andthenIcanBUYyouamagazine。We’llcallitCARTER’SMAGAZINEandwewillprintnothinginitbutyourstories。Thenwecanlaughattheeditors!\"

\"Nothalfasloudastheywill,\"saidCarter。

Withthreethousanddollarsinbankandthreestoriesacceptedandseventeenstilltohearfrom,andwithDollydailytellinghimthatitwasevidenthedidnotloveher,Carterdecidedtheywereready,handinhand,toleapintotheseaofmatrimony。HisinterviewonthesubjectwithMrs。Ingramwasmostpainful。Itlastedduringthetimeittookhertowalkoutofherdrawing—roomtothefootofherstaircase。Shespoketoherself,andtheonlywordsofwhichCarterwassurewere\"preposterous\"and\"intolerableinsolence。\"Laterinthemorningshesentanotetohisflat,forbiddinghimnotonlyherdaughter,butthehouseinwhichherdaughterlived,andeventheuseoftheUnitedStatesmailsandtheNewYorktelephonewires。Shedescribedhisconductinwordsthat,hadtheycomefromaman,wouldhaveaffordedCartereveryexcuseforviolentexercise。

ImmediatelyinthewakeofthenotearrivedDolly,intears,andcarryingadressing—case。

\"Ihaveleftmother!\"sheannounced。\"AndIhavehercardownstairs,andaclergymaninit,unlesshehasrunaway。Hedoesn’twanttomarryus,becausehe’safraidmotherwillstopsupportinghisflowermission。Yougetyourhatandtakemewherehecanmarryus。NomothercantalkaboutthemanIlovethewaymothertalkedaboutyou,andthinkIwon’tmarryhimthesameday!\"

Carter,withhermother’shandwritingstillredbeforehiseyes,andhisself—loveshakenwithrageflourishedtheletter。

\"Andnomother,\"heshouted,\"cancallMEa’fortune—hunter’anda’cradle—robber’andthinkI’llmakegoodbymarryingherdaughter!

NotuntilsheBEGSmeto!\"

Dollyswepttowardhimlikeasummerstorm。Hereyeswerewetandflashing。\"UntilWHObegsyouto?\"shedemanded。\"WHOareyoumarrying;motherorme?\"

\"IfImarryyou,\"criedCarter,frightenedbutalsogreatlyexcited,\"yourmotherwon’tgiveyouapenny!\"

\"Andthat,\"tauntedDolly,perfectlyawarethatshewasridiculous,\"iswhyyouwon’tmarryme!\"

Foraninstant,longenoughtomakeherblushwithshameandhappiness,Cartergrinnedather。\"Now,justforthat,\"hesaid,\"I

won’tkissyou,andIWILLmarryyou!\"But,asamatteroffact,heDIDkissher。Thenhegazedhappilyaroundhissmallsitting—room。

\"Makeyourselfathomehere,\"hedirected,\"whileIpackmybag。\"

\"IMEANtomakemyselfverymuchathomehere,\"saidDollyjoyfully,\"fortherestofmylife。\"

FromtherecessesoftheflatCartercalled:\"Therent’spaidonlytillSeptember。Afterthatweliveinahallbedroomandcookonagas—stove。Andthat’snoidlejest,either。\"

FearingthepublicityoftheCityHalllicensebureau,theyreleasedtheclergyman,muchtothereliefofthatgentleman,andtoldthechauffeurtodriveacrosstheStatelineintoConnecticut。

\"It’sthelasttimewecanborrowyourmother’scar,\"saidCarter,\"andwe’dbettermakeitgoasfaraswecan。\"

ItwasoneofthosedaysinMay。Bluewastheskyandsunshinewasintheair,andintheparklittlegirlsfromthetenements,inwhite,wereplayingtheywerequeens。Dollywantedtokidnaptwoofthemforbridesmaids。InHarlemtheystoppedatajeweler’sshop,andCartergotoutandboughtawedding—ring。

IntheBronxweredogwoodblossomsandleavesoftendergreenandbedsoftulips,andalongtheBostonPostRoad,ontheirright,theSoundflashedinthesunlight;andontheirleft,gardens,lawns,andorchardsranwiththeroad,andtheappletreesweremassesofpinkandwhite。

Wheneveracarapproachedfromtherear,CarterpretendeditwasMrs。Ingramcomingtopreventtheelopement,andDollyclungtohim。Whenthecarhadpassed,sheforgottostopclingingtohim。

InGreenwichVillagetheyprocuredalicense,andamagistratemarriedthem,andtheywerealittlefrightenedandgreatlyhappyand,theybothdiscoveredsimultaneously,outrageouslyhungry。SotheydrovethroughBedfordVillagetoSouthSalem,andlunchedattheHorseandHoundsInn,onblueandwhitechina,inthesameroomwhereMajorAndrewasonceaprisoner。AndtheyfeltverysorryforMajorAndre,andforeverybodywhohadnotbeenjustmarriedthatmorning。Andafterlunchtheysatoutsideinthegardenandfedlumpsofsugartoacharmingcollieandcreamtoafatgraycat。

TheydecidedtostarthousekeepinginCarter’sflat,andsoturnedbacktoNewYork,thistimefollowingtheoldcoachroadthroughNorthCastletoWhitePlains,acrosstoTarrytown,andalongthebankoftheHudsonintoRiversideDrive。Millionsandmillionsoffriendlyfolk,chieflynurse—maidsandtrafficpolicemen,wavedtothem,andforsomereasonsmiled。

\"Thejokeofitis,\"declaredCarter,\"theydon’tknow!Themostwonderfuleventofthecenturyhasjustpassedintohistory。Wearemarried,andnobodyknows!\"

ButwhenthecardroveawayfrominfrontofCarter’sdoor,theysawontopofittwooldshoesandasignreading:\"Wehavejustbeenmarried。\"Whiletheyhadbeenatluncheon,thechauffeurhadrisentotheoccasion。

\"Afterall,\"saidCartersoothingly,\"hemeantnoharm。Andit’stheonlythingaboutourweddingyetthatseemslegal。\"

Threemonthslatertwoveryunhappyyoungpeoplefacedstarvationinthesitting—roomofCarter’sflat。Gloomwaswrittenuponthecountenanceofeach,andtheheatandthecarethatcomeswhenonedesirestolive,andlacksthewherewithaltofulfillthatdesire,hadmadethempallidandhaddrawnblacklinesunderDolly’seyes。

Mrs。Ingramhadplayedherpartexactlyasherdearestfriendshadsaidshewould。ShehadsenttoCarter’sflat,seventrunksfilledwithDolly’sclothes,eighteenhats,andanothermostunpleasantletter。Inthis,onthesoleconditionthatDollywouldatonceleaveherhusband,sheofferedtoforgiveandtosupporther。

TothisDollycomposedelevenscornfulanswers,butfinallydecidedthatnoansweratallwasthemostscornful。

SheandCarterthenproceededjoyfullytowastehisthreethousanddollarswiththatcontemptformoneywithwhichonahoney—moonitshouldalwaysberegarded。Whentherewasnomore,Dollycalleduponhermother’slawyersandinquiredifherfatherhadleftheranythinginherownright。Thelawyersregrettedhehadnot,buthavinglovedDollysinceshewasborn,offeredtoadvanceheranymoneyshewanted。Theysaidtheyfeltsurehermotherwould\"relent。\"

\"SHEmay,\"saidDollyhaughtily。\"IWON’T!AndmyhusbandcangivemeallIneed。Ionlywantedsomethingofmyown,becauseI’mgoingtomakehimasurprisepresentofanewmotor—car。Theoneweareusingnowdoesnotsuitus。

Thiswasquitetrue,astheonetheywerethenusingranthroughthesubway。

Assummerapproached,Carterhadsuddenlyawakenedtothefactthathesoonwouldbeapauper,andcutshortthehoney—moon。Theyreturnedtotheflat,andhesetforthtolookforaposition。

Later,whilestilllookingforit,hespokeofitasa\"job。\"Hefirstthoughthewouldliketobeanassistanteditorofamagazine。Buthefoundeditorsofmagazinesanxioustoemploynewanduntriedassistants,especiallyinJune,wereveryfew。Onthecontrary,theyexplainedtheywereretrenchingandcuttingdownexpenses——theymeanttheyhaddischargedallofficeboyswhoreceivedmorethanthreedollarsaweek。Theyfurther\"retrenched,\"

bytakingameanadvantageofCarter’shavingcalledupontheminperson,byhandinghimthreeorfourofhisstories——butbythishesavedhispostage—stamps。

Eachday,whenhereturnedtotheflat,Dolly,whoalwaysexpectedeacheditorwouldhastilydustoffhischairandofferittoherbrillianthusband,wouldsmileexcitedlyandgasp,\"Well?\"andCarterwouldthrowtherejectedmanuscriptsonthetableandsay:

\"Atleast,Ihavenotreturnedempty—handed。\"Thentheywoulddiscoveramagazinethatneithertheynoranyoneelseknewexisted,andtheywouldhurriedlyreaddressthemanuscriptstothatperiodical,andruntopostthemattheletter—boxonthecorner。

\"Anyoneofthem,ifACCEPTED,\"Carterwouldpointout,\"mightbringusintwenty—fivedollars。Astoryofmineoncesoldforforty;soto—nightwecanaffordtodineatarestaurantwherewineisNOT’included。’\"

Fortunately,theyneverlosttheirsenseofhumor。Otherwisethenarrowconfinesoftheflat,theevilsmellsthatrosefromthebakedstreets,thegreasyfoodofItalianandHungarianrestaurants,andtheever—hauntingneedofmoneymighthavecrushedtheiryouthfulspirits。Butintimeeventheyfoundthatone,stilllesstwo,cannotexistexclusivelyonloveandthepowertoseethebrightsideofthings——especiallywhenthereisnobrightside。

Theyhadcometothepointwheretheymustborrowmoneyfromtheirfriends,andthat,thoughthereweremanywhowouldhaveopenedtheirsafestothem,theyhadagreedwastheonethingtheywouldnotdo,ortheymuststarve。Thealternativewasequallydistasteful。

Carterhadstruggledearnestlytofindajob。Buthisinexperienceandtheseasonoftheyearwereagainsthim。Nonewspaperwantedadramaticcriticwhentheonlyshowsintownhadbeenrunningthreemonths,andonroofgardens;nordidtheywanta\"cub\"reporterwhenveteranswerebeing\"laidoff\"bythedozens。Norwerehisservicesdesiredasaprivatesecretary,ataxicabdriver,anagenttosellrealestateorautomobilesorstocks。Asnoonegavehimachancetoprovehisunfitnessforanyofthesecallings,thefactthatheknewnothingofanyofthemdidnotgreatlymatter。AttheserebuffsDollywasdistinctlypleased。Shearguedtheyprovedhewasintendedtopursuehisnaturalcareerasanauthor。

Thattheirfriendsmightknowtheywerepoordidnotaffecther,butshedidnotwantthemtothinkbyhistakingupanyoutside\"job\"thattheywerepoorbecauseasaliterarygeniushewasafailure。Shebelievedinhisstories。Shewantedeveryoneelsetobelieveinthem。Meanwhile,sheassistedhiminsofarasshecouldbypawningthecontentsoffiveoftheseventrunks,bylearningtocookona\"Kitchenette,\"andtolaundryherhandkerchiefsandironthemonthelooking—glass。

Theyfacedeachotheracrossthebreakfast—table。Itwasonlynineo’clock,butthesunbeatintotheflatwiththebreathofafurnace,andtheairwasfoulandhumid。

\"Itellyou,\"Carterwassayingfiercely,\"youlookill。Youareill。Youmustgotothesea—shore。Youmustvisitsomeofyourproud,friendsatEastHamptonorNewport。ThenI’llknowyou’rehappyandIwon’tworry,andI’llfindajob。Idon’tmindtheheat—andI’llwriteyouloveletters\"——hewastalkingveryfastandnotlookingatDolly——\"likethoseIusedtowriteyou,before————\"

Dollyraisedherhand。\"Listen!\"shesaid。\"SupposeIleaveyou。

Whatwillhappen?I’llwakeupinacool,beautifulbrassbed,won’tI——withcretonnewindow—curtains,andsaltairblowingthemabout,andamaidtobringmecoffee。Andinsteadofabathroomlikeyours,nexttoanelevatorshaftandafire—escape,I’llhaveoneasbigasachurch,andthewholeblueoceantoswimin。AndI’llsitontherocksinthesunshineandwatchthewavesandtheyachts——\"

\"Andgrowwellagain!\"criedCarter。\"Butyou’llwritetome,\"headdedwistfully,\"everyday,won’tyou?\"

Inherwrath,Dollyrose,andfromacrossthetableconfrontedhim。

\"AndwhatwillIbedoingonthoserocks?\"shecried。\"YouKNOW

whatI’llbedoing!I’llbesobbing,andsobbing,andcallingouttothewaves:’Whydidhesendmeaway?Whydoesn’thewantme?

Becausehedoesn’tloveme。That’swhy!Hedoesn’tLOVEme!’AndyouDON’T!\"criedDolly。\"youDON’T!\"

Ittookhimallofthreeminutestopersuadehershewasmistaken。

\"Verywell,then,\"sobbedDolly,\"that’ssettled。Andthere’llbenomoretalkofsendingmeaway!

\"TherewillNOT!\"saidChampneyshastily。\"Wewillnow,\"heannounced,\"gointocommitteeofthewholeanddecidehowwearetofacefinancialfailure。Ourassetsconsistoftwostories,accepted,butnotpaidfor,andfifteenstoriesnotaccepted。Incash,hespreaduponthetableameagrecollectionofsoiledbillsandcoins。\"Wehavetwenty—sevendollarsandfourteencents。Thatiseverypennywepossessintheworld。\"

Dollyregardedhimfixedlyandshookherhead。

\"Isitwicked,\"sheasked,\"toloveyouso?\"

\"Haven’tyoubeenlisteningtome?\"demandedCarter。

AgainDollyshookherhead。

\"Iwaswatchingthewayyoutalk。Whenyourlipsmovefasttheydosuchcharmingthings。\"

\"Doyouknow,\"roaredCarter,\"thatwehaven’tapennyintheworld,thatwehavenothinginthisflattoeat?\"

\"Istillhavefivehats,\"saidDolly。

\"Wecan’teathats,\"protestedChampneys。

\"Wecansellhats!\"returnedDolly。\"Theycosteightydollarsapiece!\"

\"Whenyouneedmoney,\"explainedCarter,\"Ifindit’sjustashardtosellahatastoeatit。\"

\"Twenty—sevendollarsandfourteencents,\"repeatedDolly。Sheexclaimedremorsefully:\"Andyoustartedwiththreethousand!WhatdidIdowithit?\"

\"Webothhadthetimeofourliveswithit!\"saidCarterstoutly。

\"Andthat’sallthereistothat。Post—mortems,\"hepointedout,\"areusefulonlyasguidestothefuture,andasourfuturewillneverholdasecondthreethousanddollars,weneedn’tworryabouthowwespentthefirstone。No!Whatwemustconsidernowishowwecangrowrichquick,andthequickerandricher,thebetter。

Pawningourclothes,orwhat’sleftofthem,isbadeconomics。

There’snouseconsideringhowtolivefrommealtomeal。Wemustevolvesomethingbig,picturesque,thatwillbringafortune。Youhaveimagination;I’msupposedtohaveimagination,wemustthinkofaplantogetmoney,muchmoney。Idonotinsistonourplanbeingdignified,orevenoutwardlyrespectable;solongasitkeepsyoualive,itmaybeasdesperateas——\"

\"Isee!\"criedDolly;\"likesendingmotherBlackHandletters!\"

\"Blackmail————\"beganthatlady’sson—in—lawdoubtfully。

\"Or!\"criedDolly,\"wemightkidnapMr。Carnegiewhenhe’swalkingintheparkalone,andholdhimforransom。Or\"——sherushedon——

\"wemightforgeacodiciltofather’swill,andmakeitsayifmothershouldn’tlikethemanIwanttomarry,alloffather’sfortunemustgotomyhusband!\"

\"Forgery,\"exclaimedChampneys,\"isgoingfurtherthanI————\"

\"Andanotherplan,\"interruptedDolly,\"thatIhavealwayshadinmind,istoissueacheapereditionofyourbook,’TheDeadHeat。’

Thereasonthefirsteditionof’TheDeadHeat’didn’tsell————\"

\"Don’ttellMEwhyitdidn’tsell,\"saidChampneys。\"Iwroteit!\"

\"Thatbook,\"declaredDollyloyally,\"wasneverproperlyadvertised。Nooneknewaboutit,sonooneboughtit!\"

\"Elevenpeopleboughtit!\"correctedtheauthor。

\"Wewillputitinapapercoverandsellitforfiftycents,\"

criedDolly。\"It’sthebestdetectivestoryIeverread,andpeoplehavegottoknowitisthebest。Sowe’lladvertiseitlikeabreakfastfood。\"

\"Theidea,\"interruptedChampneys,\"istomakemoney,notthrowitaway。Besides,wehaven’tanytothrowaway。Dollysighedbitterly。

\"Ifonly,\"sheexclaimed,\"wehadthatthreethousanddollarsbackagain!I’dsaveSOcarefully。Itwasallmyfault。Theracestookit,butitwasItookyoutotheraces。\"

\"NooneeverhadtodragMEtotheraces,\"saidCarter。\"Itwasthewaywewentthatwasextravagant。Automobilesbythehourstandingidle,andaboxeachday,and————\"

\"AndalwaysbackingDromedary,\"suggestedDolly。Carterwastouchedonasensitivespot。\"Thathorse,\"heprotestedloudly,\"isamightygoodhorse。Someday————\"

\"That’swhatyoualwayssaid,\"remarkedDolly,\"butheneverseemstohavehisday。\"

\"It’sstrange,\"saidChampneysconsciously。\"IdreamedofDromedaryonlylastnight。Samedreamoverandoveragain。\"Hastilyhechangedthesubject。

\"ForsomereasonIdon’tsleepwell。Idon’tknowwhy。\"

Dollylookedathimwithalltheloveinhereyesofamotheroverherailinginfant。

\"It’sworryingoverme,andtheheat,\"’shesaid。\"Andthegaragenextdoor,andtheskyscrapergoingupacrossthestreet,mighthavesomethingtodowithit。AndYOU,\"shemockedtenderly,\"wantedtosendmetothesea—shore。\"

Carterwasfrowning。Asthoughabouttospeak,heopenedhislips,andthenlaughedembarrassedly。

\"Outwithit,\"saidDolly,withanencouragingsmile。\"Didhewin?\"

Seeingshehadreadwhatwasinhismind,Carterleanedforwardeagerly。Therulingpassionandatouchofsuperstitionheldhimintheirgrip。

\"He’win’eachtime,\"hewhispered。\"IsawitasplainasIseeyou。Eachtimehecameupwitharushjustatthesameplace,justastheyenteredthestretch,andeachtimehewon!\"Heslappedhishanddisdainfullyuponthedirtybillsbeforehim。\"IfIhadahundreddollars!\"

Therewasaknockatthedoor,andCarteropenedittotheelevatorboywiththemorningmail。Theletters,saveone,Carterdroppeduponthetable。Thatone,withclumsyfingers,hetoreopen。Heexclaimedbreathlessly:\"It’sfromPLYMPTON’SMAGAZINE!Maybe——I’vesoldastory!\"Hegaveacryalmostofalarm。Hisvoicewasassolemnasthoughtheletterhadannouncedadeath。

\"Dolly,\"hewhispered,\"it’sacheck——acheckforaHUNDRED

DOLLARS!\"

Guiltily,thetwoyoungpeoplelookedateachother。

\"We’veGOTto!\"breathedDolly。\"GOTto!IfweletTWOsignslikethatpass,we’dbeflyinginthefaceofProvidence。\"

Withherhandsgrippingthearmsofherchair,sheleanedforward,hereyesstaringintospace,herlipsmoving。

\"COMEON,youDromedary!\"shewhispered。

Theychangedthecheckintofiveandtendollarbills,and,asCarterwasfartooexcitedtowork,madeanabsurdlyearlystartfortherace—track。

\"Wemightaswellgetallthefreshairwecan,\"saidDolly。

\"That’sallwewillget!\"

Fromtheirreservefundoftwenty—sevendollarswhicheachhadsolemnlyagreedwiththeotherwouldnotberiskedonrace—horses,Dollysubtractedatwo—dollarbill。Thisshestuckconspicuouslyacrossthefaceoftheclockonthemantel。

\"Why?\"askedCarter。

\"Whenwegetbackthisevening,\"Dollyexplained,\"thatwillbethefirstthingwe’llsee。It’sgoingtolookawfullygood!\"

ThisdaytherewasnoscarletcartorushthemwithrefreshingswiftnessthroughBrooklyn’sparkwaysandalongtheOceanAvenue。

Instead,theyhungtoastrapinacross—towncar,changedtotheferry,andagaintotheLongIslandRailroad。WhenCarterhaltedatthespecialcaroftheTurfClub,Dollytookhisarmandledhimforwardtothedaycoach。

\"But,\"protestedCarter,\"whenyou’respendingahundreddollarswithonehand,whygrudgefiftycentsforaparlor—carseat?Ifyou’regoingtobeasport,beasport。\"\"Andifyou’vegottobeapiker,\"saidDolly,don’tbeashamedtobeapiker。We’renotspendingahundreddollarsbecausewecanaffordit,butbecauseyoudreamtadream。Youdidn’tdreamyouwereridinginparlor—cars!Ifyoudid,it’stimeIwokeyou。\"

Thisdaytherewasforthemnoboxoverlookingthefinish,noclub—houseluncheon。Withtheotherpikers,theysatinthefreeseats,withthosewhosatcoatlessandtuckedtheirhandkerchiefsinsidetheircollars,andwiththosewhomoppedtheirperspiringcountenanceswithrice—paperandmarkedtheircardswithahat—pin。

Theirlunchconsistedofamassivehamsandwichwithatopdressingofmustard。

Dromedarydidnotrununtilthefifthrace,andthelongwait,beforetheycouldlearntheirfate,wasintolerable。Theyknewmostofthehorses,and,topassthetime,oneachofthefirstracesDollymadeimaginarybets。Ofthesementalwagers,shelosteveryone。

\"Ifyouturnouttobeasbadaguesserwhenyou’reasleepasIamwhenI’mawake,\"saidDolly,\"we’regoingtoloseourfortune。\"

\"I’mweakening!\"declaredCarter。\"Ahundreddollarsisbeginningtolooktomelikeanawfullotofmoney。Twenty—sevendollars,andthere’sonlytwentyofthatleftnow,ismightysmallcapital,buttwentydollarsplusahundredcouldkeepusaliveforamonth!\"

\"Didyou,ordidyounot,dreamthatDromedarywouldwin?\"demandedDollysternly。

\"Icertainlydid,severaltimes,\"saidCarter。\"ButitmaybeIwasthinkingofthehorse。I’velostsuchalotonhim,mymindmayhave————\"

\"Didyou,\"interruptedDolly,\"sayifyouhadahundreddollarsyou’dbetit,anddidahundreddollarswalkinthroughthedoorinstantly?\"

Carter,reassured,breathedagain。\"Itcertainlydid!\"herepeated。

Eveninhisprouddays,Carterhadneverbeenabletobetheavily,andinsteadoftroublingtheclub—housecommissionerswithhissmallwagers,hehad,inthering,betreadymoney。Moreover,hebelievedintheringheobtainedmorefavorableodds,and,whenhewon,itpleasedhim,insteadofwaitinguntilsettlingdayforacheck,tostandinalineandfeeltherealmoneythrustintohishand。So,whenthefourthracestartedheroseandraisedhishat。

\"Thetimehascome,\"hesaid。

Withoutlookingathim,Dollynodded。Shewasfartootremuloustospeak。

ForseveralweeksDromedaryhadnotbeenplaced,andCarterhopedforoddsofatleasttentoone。But,whenhepushedhiswayintothearena,hefoundsolittlewasthoughtofhischoicethatashighastwentytoonewasbeingoffered,andwithfewtakers。Thefactshatteredhisconfidence。Hereweretwohundredbook—makers,trainedtotheircalling,anxiousatabsurdoddstobacktheiropinionthatthehorsehelikedcouldnotwin。Inthefaceofsuchunanimouscontempt,hisdreambecamefantastic,fatuous。Hedecidedhewouldriskonlyhalfofhisfortune。Then,shouldthehorsewin,hestillwouldbepassingrich,andshouldhelose,hewould,atleast,havealloffiftydollars。

Withabook—makerhewageredthatsum,andthen,inunhappyindecision,stood,inonehandclutchinghisticketthatcalledforapotentialthousandandfiftydollars,andintheotheranactualfifty。Itwasnotaplaceformeditation。Fromeverysidemen,moreorlesssane,sweptuponhim,jostledhim,andstampeduponhim,andstill,strugglingforafoothold,heswayed,hesitating。Thenhebecameconsciousthattheringwasnearlyempty,thatonlyafewshriekingindividualsstillrandowntheline。Thehorsesweregoingtothepost。Hemustdecidequickly。Infrontofhimthebook—makercleanedhisboard,and,asafinalappeal,oppositethenamesofthreehorseschalkedthirtytoone。Dromedarywasamongthem。Suchoddscouldnotberesisted。Cartershovedhisfiftyattheman,andtothatsumaddedthetwentydollarsstillinhispocket。Theywerethelastdollarsheownedintheworld。Andthoughheknewtheywerehislast,hewasfearfullestthebook—makerwouldrefusethem。But,mechanically,themanpassedthemoverhisshoulder。

\"Andtwenty—onehundredtoseventy,\"hechanted。

WhenCartertookhisseatbesideDolly,hewasquitecold。Still,Dollydidnotspeak。Outofthecornerofhereyesshequestionedhim。

\"Igotfiftyattwentytoone,\"repliedCarter,andseventyatthirty!\"

Inalarm,Dollyturneduponhim。

\"SEVENTY!\"shegasped。

Carternodded。\"Allwehave,\"hesaid。\"Wehavesixtycentsleft,tostartlifeoveragain!\"

Asthoughtoencouragehim,Dollyplacedherfingeronherrace—card。

\"Hiscolors,\"shesaid,\"are’greencap,greenjacket,greenandwhitehoops。’\"

Throughamazeofheat,ahalf—miledistant,atthestarting—gate,littlespotsofcolormovedinimpatientcircles。Thebig,good—naturedcrowdhadgrownsilent,sosilentthatfromthehigh,sun—warmedgrassintheinfieldonecouldhearthelazychirpofthecrickets。Asthoughrepeatingaprayer,oranincantation,Dolly’slipsweremovingquickly。

\"Greencap,\"shewhispered,\"greenjacket,greenandwhitehoops!\"

Withasharpsighthecrowdbrokethesilence。\"They’reoff!\"itcried,andleanedforwardexpectant。

Thehorsescamesofast。ToCartertheirconductseemedoutrageous。

Itwasincrediblethatinsoshortatime,atapacesoreckless,theywoulddecideaquestionofsuchmoment。Theycamebunchedtogether,shiftingandchanging,with,throughthedust,flashesofblueandgoldandscarlet。Ajacketofyellowshotoutofthedustandshowedinfront;ajacketofcrimsonfollowed。Sotheywereatthehalf;sotheywereatthethree—quarters。

Thegood—naturedcrowdbegantosway,togrumbleandmurmur,thentoshoutinsharpstaccato。

\"Canyouseehim?\"beggedDolly。

\"No,\"saidCarter。\"Youdon’tseehimuntiltheyreachthestretch。\"

Onecouldheartheirhoofs,couldseethecrimsonjockeydrawhiswhip。Atthesight,forherodethefavorite,thecrowdgaveagreatgaspofconcern。

\"Oh,youGoldHeels!\"itimplored。

Underthewhip,GoldHeelsdrewevenwiththeyellowjacket;stridebystride,theyfoughtitoutalone。

\"GoldHeels!\"criedthecrowd。

Behindthem,inacurtainofdust,poundedthefield。Itchargedinaflyingwedge,likeatroopofcavalry。Dolly,searchingforagreenjacket,saw,instead,arainbowwaveofcolorthat,asitroseandfell,sprangtowardheringreatleaps,swallowingthetrack。

\"GoldHeels!\"yelledthecrowd。

Thefieldsweptintothestretch。Withoutmovinghiseyes,CartercaughtDollybythewristandpointed。Asthoughgivingasignal,heshothisfreehandintotheair。

\"Now!\"heshouted。

Fromthecurtainofdust,aslightningstrikesthroughacloud,dartedagreat,raw—boned,uglychestnut。LiketheEmpireExpress,hecamerocking,thundering,spurningtheground。Athiscoming,GoldHeels,totheeyesofthecrowd,seemedtofalter,toslacken,tostandstill。Thecrowdgaveagreatcryofamazement,ayellofdisgust。ThechestnutdrewevenwithGoldHeels,passedhim,andsweptunderthewire。Clingingtohisneckwasalittlejockeyinagreencap,greenjacket,andhoopsofgreenandwhite。

Dolly’shandwasatherside,clutchingthebench。Carter’shandstillclaspedit。Neitherspokeorlookedattheother。Foraninstant,whilethecrowd,nolongersogood—natured,mockedandjeeredatitself,thetwoyoungpeoplesatquitestill,staringatthegreenfield,atthewhitecloudsrollingfromtheocean。Dollydrewalongbreath。

\"Let’sgo!\"shegasped。\"Let’sthankhimfirst,andthentakemehome!\"

TheyfoundDromedaryinthepaddock,andthankedhim,andCarterleftDollywithhim,whileherantocollecthiswinnings。Whenhereturned,heshowedherasheafofyellowbills,andastheyrandownthecoveredboardwalktothegate,theyskippedanddanced。

Dollyturnedtowardthetraindrawnupattheentrance。

\"Notwithme!\"shoutedCarter。\"We’regoinghomeinthereddest,mostexpensive,fastestautomobileIcanhire!\"

Inthe\"hack\"lineofmotor—carswasonethatansweredthoserequirements,andtheyfellintoitasthoughitweretheirown。

\"TotheNightandDayBank!\"commandedCarter。

Withthegenialdemocracyoftherace—track,thechauffeurliftedhisheadtogrinappreciatively。\"Thatlistensgoodtome!\"hesaid。

\"Ilikehim!\"whisperedDolly。\"Let’sbuyhimandthecar。\"

Onthewayhome,theyboughtmanycars;everycartheysaw,thattheyliked,theybought。Theybought,also,severalhouses,andayachtthattheysawfromtheferry—boat。Andassoonastheyhaddepositedthemostoftheirmoneyinthebank,theywenttoapawnshopinSixthAvenueandboughtbackmanypossessionsthattheyhadfearedtheyneverwouldseeagain。

Whentheyenteredtheflat,thethingtheyfirstbeheldwasDolly’stwo—dollarbill。

\"What,\"demandedCarter,withrepugnance,\"isthatstrangepieceofpaper?\"

Dollyexamineditcarefully。\"Ithinkitisakindofmoney,\"shesaid,usedbythelowerclasses。\"

TheydinedontheroofatDelmonico’s。Dollyworethelargestofthefivehatsstillunsold,andCarterselectedthedishesentirelyaccordingtowhichwasthemostexpensive。Everynowandagaintheywouldlookanxiouslydownacrossthestreetatthebankthatheldtheirmoney。Theywerenervouslestitshouldtakefire。

\"Wecanbeextravagantto—night,\"saidDolly,\"becauseweoweittoDromedarytocelebrate。Butfromto—nightonwemustsave。We’vehadanawfullesson。Whathappenedtouslastmonthmustneverhappenagain。Weweredowntoatwo—dollarbill。Nowwehavetwenty—fivehundredacrossthestreet,andyouhaveseveralhundredsinyourpocket。Onthatwecanliveeasilyforayear。