第1章

PrefaceInAugustinumDobsonLoyalLyricsHowtheMaidMarchedfromBloisLonePlacesoftheDeerAnOldSongJacobite\"AuldLangSyne\"

ThePrince’sBirthdayTheTenthofJune,1715

WhiteRoseDayRedandWhiteRosesTheBonnieBankso’LochLomondKenmureCullodenTheLastoftheLealJeanned’ArcCricketRhymesToHelenBalladeofDeadCricketersBrahmaCriticalofLife,Art,andLiteratureGainsboroughGhostsARemonstrancewiththeFairRhymeofRhymesRhymeofOxfordCockneyRhymesRococoTheFoodofFiction\"AHighlyValuableChainofThoughts\"

MatrimonyPiscatoriPiscatorTheContentedAnglerOffmyGameThePropertyofaGentlemanwhohasGivenupCollectingTheBalladeoftheSubconsciousSelfBalladeoftheOptimistZimbabweLove’sCryptogramTusitalaDisdainfulDiapheniaTallSalmacisJubileePoemsWhatFrancescosaidoftheJubileeThePoetandtheJubileeOnanyBeachOdeofJubileeJubileebeforeRevolutionFolkSongsFrenchPeasantSongsBalladsTheYoungRuthvenTheQueeno’SpainandtheBauldMcLeanKeithofCraigentollyPREFACE

Thispoorlittleflutterofrhymeswouldnothavebeenletdownthewind:theprojectwouldhavebeenabandonedbutforthetooflatteringencouragementofaresponsiblefriend。Itrustthathemaynot\"livetoruetheday,\"likeKeithofCraigentollyintheballad。

The\"LoyalLyrics\"onCharlesandJamesandtheWhiteRosemustnotbeunderstoodasimplyingarebelliousdesireforthesubversionofthepresentillustriousdynasty。

\"ThesearebutsymbolsthatIsing,ThesenamesofPrince,androse,andKing;

Typesofthingsdearthatdonotdie,Butreigninloyalmemory。

ACROSSTHEWATERsurelytheyAbidetheirtwenty—ninthofMay;

Andweshallhailtheirhappyreign,WhenLifecomestohisownagain,\"—

overthewaterthatdividesusfromthevoicesandfacesofourdesiresanddreams。

Oftheballads,TheYoungRuthvenandTheQueenofSpainwerewrittenincompetitionwiththestreetminstrelsofthecloseofthesixteenthcentury。ThelegendonwhichTheYoungRuthvenisbasediswellknown;TheQueenofSpainisthestoryoftheFlorencia,ashipoftheSpanishArmada,wreckedinTobermoryBay,asitwastoldtomebyamarinerintheSoundofMull。InKeithofCraigentollythefamilyandterritorialnamesoftheheroorvillainarepurposelyaltered,soastoavoidinjuringsusceptibilitiesandarousingunavailingregrets。

INAUGUSTINUMDOBSON——JAMRUDEDONATUM

DearPoet,nowturnedouttograss(LikehimwhoreignedinBabylon),ForgettheseasonsoverlaidBybusinessandtheBoardofTrade:

Andsingofold—worldladandlassAsinthesummersthataregone。

BacktothegoldenprimeofAnne!

Whenyouambassadorhadbeen,Andbroughto’erseatheKingagain,BeatrixEsmondinhistrain,Ah,happybardtoholdherfan,AndhappylandwithsuchaQueen!

Welivetooearly,ortoolate,YoushouldhavesharedthepintofPope,Andtaught,wellpleased,theshiningshellTomurmurofthefairLepel,AndchangedthestarsofSt。John’sfateTosomemorehappyhoroscope。

Byduchesseswithrosescrowned,Andfedwithchickenandchampagne,Urbaneandwitty,andtoowaryToriskthefeudofLadyMary,YoushouldhavewalkedthecourtlygroundOftimesthatcannotcomeagain。

Bringbacktheseyearsinverseorprose,(Iverymuchpreferyourverse!)

AsonsomeTwenty—NinthofMayRestorethesplendourandthesway,Forgetthesins,thewars,thewoes—

Thejoysalonemustyourehearse。

Forgetthedunces(thereisnoneSostupidastosnarlatYOU);

SomayyouryearswithpenandbookRunpleasantasanEnglishbrookThroughmeadowsfloralinthesun,Andshadowsfragrantofthedew。

Andthusatendingofyourspan—

Asallmustend——theworldshallsay,\"Hisbesthegave:heleftusnotAlinethatsaintscouldwishtoblot,Forhewasblameless,thoughaman,Andthoughthepoet,hewasgay!\"

HOWTHEMAIDMARCHEDFROMBLOIS

(SupposedtobenarratedbyJamesPower,orPolwarth,herScottishbanner—painter。)

TheMaidencalledforhergreatdestrier,ButhelashedlikeafiendwhentheMaiddrewnear:

\"LeadhimforthtotheCross!\"shecried,andhestoodLikeasteedofbronzebytheHolyRood!

ThenIsawtheMaidenmountandride,Withagoodsteelsperthethatswungbyherside,AndgirtwiththeswordoftheHeavenlyBride,Thatissainedwithcrossesfiveforasign,ThemysticalswordofSt。Catherine。

Andthelilybannerwasblowingwide,WiththeflowersofFranceonthefieldoffameAnd,blentwiththeblossoms,theHolyName!

AndtheMaiden’sblazonwasshownonashield,ARGENT,ADOVE,ONANAZUREFIELD;

Thatbannerwaswroughtbythishand,yesee,FortheloveoftheMaidandchivalry。

Herbannerwasbornebyapageofgrace,Withhairofgold,andalady’sface;

Andbehindittheranksofhermenweredressed—

Neveramanbutwascleanconfessed,Jackmanandarcher,lordandknight,Theirsoulswerecleanandtheirheartswerelight:

Therewasneveranoath,therewasneveralaugh,AndLaHiresworesoftbyhisleadingstaff!

Hadwediedinthathourwehadwontheskies,AndtheMaidenhadmarchedusthroughParadise!

Amomentsheturnedtothepeoplethere,WhohadcometogazeontheMaidenfair;

Amomentsheglancedattheringshewore,ShemurmuredtheHolyNameitbore,Then,\"ForFranceandtheKing,goodpeoplepray!\"

Shespoke,andshecriedtous,\"ONANDAWAY!\"

Andtheshoutsbrokeforth,andtheflowersraineddown,AndtheMaidenledustoOrleanstown。

LONEPLACESOFTHEDEER

Loneplacesofthedeer,Corrie,andLoch,andBen,Fountthatwellsinthecave,Voiceoftheburnandthewave,SoftlyyousingandclearOfCharlieandhismen!

Herehashelurked,andhereTheheatherhasbeenhisbed,ThewastesoftheislandsknewAndtheHighlandheartsweretrueTothebonny,thebrave,thedear,Theroyal,thehuntedhead。

ANOLDSONG——1750

Oh,it’shame,hame,hame,Andit’shameIwadnabe,TilltheLordcallsKingJamesTohisaincountrie,BidsthewindblawfraeFrance,TilltheFirthkepsthefaem,AndLochGarryandLochielBringPrinceCharliehame。

MaytheladsPrinceCharlieledThatwerehardonWillie’strack,WhenfraeLaffenfieldhefled,Wi’theclaymoreathisback,MaytheystandonScottishsoilWhentheWhiteRosebearsthegree,AndtheLordcallstheKingTohisaincountrie!

BidtheseasariseandstandLikewallsonilkaside,TillourHighlandladpassthroughWithJehovahforhisguide。

DryuptheRiverForth,AsThoudidsttheRedSea,WhenIsraelcamhameTohisaincountrie。{1}

JACOBITE\"AULDLANGSYNE。\"——LOCHIEL’SREGIMENT,1747

ThoughnowwetakeKingLewie’sfeeAnddrinkKingLewie’swine,We’llbringtheKingfraeowerthesea,Asinauldlangsyne。

For,hethatdidproudPharaohcrush,AndsaveauldJacob’sline,WillspeaktoCharlieintheBush,LikeMoses,langsyne。

Foroftwe’vegarredtheredcoatsrun,FraeGarrytotheRhine,FraeBaugebrigtoFalkirkmoor,Nothatlangsyne。

TheDukemaywiththeDevildrink,Andwi’thedeilmaydine,ButCharlie’sdineinHolyrood,Asinauldlangsyne。

ForhewhodidproudPharaohcrush,TosaveauldJacob’sline,ShallspeaktoCharlieintheBush,LikeMoses,langsyne。

THEPRINCE’SBIRTHDAY——ROME,31STDECEMBER,1721

(Anew—bornstarshone,whichisfiguredonanearlyMedalofPrinceCharles。)

AwonderfulstarshoneforthFromthefrozenskiesoftheNorthUponRome,foranOldYear’snight:

AndafloweronthedearwhiteRoseBroke,intheseasonofsnows,Tobloomforaday’sdelight。

Lostisthestarinthenight,AndtheRoseofaday’sdelightFled\"wheretherosesgo\":

Butthefragranceandlightfromafar,BornoftheRoseandtheStar,Breatheo’ertheyearsandthesnow。

THETENTHOFJUNE,1715

(BeingaSongwritforaladybornonJune10th,thebirthdayofhisMostSacredMajestyKingJamesIII。andVIII。)

DayoftheKingandtheflower!

Andthegirlofmyheart’sdelight,Theblackbirdsingsinthebower,AndthenightingalesingsinthenightAsongtotheroseswhite。

DayoftheflowerandtheKing!

WhenshallthesailsofwhiteShineontheseasandbringIntheday,inthedawn,inthenight,TheKingtohislandandhisright?

Dayofmyloveandmymay,Afterthelongyears’flight,BornontheKing’sbirthday,Bornformyheart’sdelight,Withthedawnoftheroseswhite!

Blackastheblackbird’swingIsherhair,andherbrowaswhiteAsthewhiteroseblossoming,Andhereyesasthefalcon’sbrightAndherheartislealtotheright。

Whenshallthejoybellsring?

WhenshallthehoursuniteTherightwiththemightofmyKing,Andmyheartwithmyheart’sdelight;

Inthedawn,intheday,inthenight?

WHITEROSEDAY——JUNE10,1688

’Twasadayoffaithandflowers,Ofhonourthatcouldnotdie,OfHopethatcountedthehours,OfsorrowingLoyalty:

AndtheBlackbirdsanginthecloses,TheBlackbirdpipedinthespring,ForthedayofthedawnoftheRoses,ThedawnofthedayoftheKing!

Whiterosesovertheheather,AnddownbytheLowlandlea,Andfarinthefaintblueweather,Awhitesailguessedonthesea!

Butthedeepnightgathersandcloses,ShalleveramorningbringThelordofthelealwhiteroses,ThefaceoftherightfulKing?

REDANDWHITEROSES

RedrosesunderthesunFortheKingwhoislordofland;

Buthedieswhenhisdayisdone,ForhismemorycarethnoneWhentheglassrunsemptyofsand。

WhiterosesunderthemoonFortheKingwithoutlandstogive;

ButhereignswiththereignofJune,WiththeroseandtheBlackbird’stune,AndheliveswhileFaithshalllive。

Redrosesforbeefandbeer;

Redrosesforwineandgold;

Buttheydrankofthewaterclear,Inexileandsorrycheer,Tothekingsofoursiresofold。

Redrosesforwealthandmight;

Whiterosesforhopesthatflee;

Andthedreamsofthedayandthenight,FortheLordofourheart’sdelight—

FortheKingthatiso’erthesea。

THEBONNIEBANKSO’LOCHLOMOND——1746

There’sanendingo’thedance,andfairMorag’ssafeinFrance,AndtheClanstheyhaepaidthelawing,Andthewuddyhasherain,andwetwaareleftalane,Freeo’Carlislegaolinthedawing。

Soye’lltakthehighroad,andI’lltakthelaighroad,An’I’llbeinScotlandbeforeye:

Butmeandmytruelovewillnevermeetagain,Bythebonnie,bonniebankso’LochLomond。

Formylove’sheartbrakeintwa,whenshekennedtheCause’sfa’,Andshesleepswherethere’snevernaneshallwaken,Wheretheglenliesa’inwrack,wi’thehousestoomandblack,Andherfather’sha’sforsaken。

Whilethere’sheatheronthehillshallmyvengeancene’erbestill,Whileabushhidestheglinto’agun,lad;

Wi’themeno’SergeantMorshallIworktopaythescore,TillIwitheronthewuddyinthesun,lad!

Soye’lltakthehighroad,andI’lltakthelaighroad,An’I’llbeinScotlandbeforeye:

Butmeandmytruelovewillnevermeetagain,Bythebonnie,bonniebankso’LochLomond。

KENMURE——1715

\"Theheather’sinablaze,Willie,TheWhiteRosedecksthetree,TheFieryCrossisonthebraes,AndtheKingisonthesea!

\"RemembergreatMontrose,Willie,RememberfairDundee,AndstrikeonestrokeattheforeignfoesOftheKingthat’sonthesea。

\"There’sGordonsintheNorth,Willie,Arerisingfrankandfree,ShallaKenmureGordonnotgoforthFortheKingthat’sonthesea?

\"Atrustyswordtodraw,Willie,Acomelyweirdtodree,FortheRoyalRosethat’slikethesnaw,AndtheKingthat’sonthesea!\"

Hecastaelookacrosshislands,Lookedoverlochandlea,Hetookhisfortuneinhishands,FortheKingwasonthesea。

KenmureshavefoughtinGallowayForKirkandPresbyt’rie,ThisKenmurefacedhisdyingday,ForKingJamesacrossthesea。

Itlittleskillswhatfaithmenvaunt,IfloyalmentheybeToChrist’sainKirkandCovenant,OrtheKingthat’so’erthesea。

CULLODEN

Dark,darkwasthedaywhenwelookedonCullodenAndchillwasthemistdropthatclungtothetree,Theoatsoftheharvesthungheavyandsodden,Nolightonthelandandnowindonthesea。

Therewaswind,therewasrain,therewasfireontheirfaces,Whentheclansbrokethebayonetsanddiedontheguns,And’tisHonourthatwatchesthedesolateplacesWheretheysleepthroughthechangeofthesnowsandthesuns。

Unfedandunmarshalled,outwornandoutnumbered,Allhopelessandfearless,asfiercelytheyfought,AswhenFalkirkwithheapsofthefallenwascumbered,AswhenGledsmuirwasredwiththehavoctheywrought。

Ah,woeworthyou,Sleat,andthefaiththatyouvowed,Ah,woeworthyou,Lovat,Traquair,andMackay;

AndwoeonthefalsefairyflagofMacleod,Andthefatsquireswhodrank,butwhodarednottodie!

WherethegravesofClanChattanareclusteredtogether,WhereMacgillavraydiedbytheWelloftheDead,WestoopedtothemoorlandandpluckedthepaleheatherThatbloomswherethehopeoftheStuartwassped。

Andawhisperawokeonthewilderness,sighing,Likethevoiceoftheheroeswhobattledinvain,\"NotforTearlachalonetheredclaymorewasplying,Buttobringbacktheoldlifethatcomesnotagain。\"

THELASTOFTHELEAL——DECEMBER31,1787

Here’sahealthtoeverymanBorethebruntofwindandweather;

WinnowedsorebyFortune’sfan,Fadedfaithofchiefandclan:

NairneandCarylstandtogether;

Here’sahealthtoeverymanBorethebruntofwindandweather!

Oh,roundCharliemanyran,Whenhisfootwasontheheather,Whenhisswordshoneinthevan。

Nowatendingofhisspan,GaskandCarylstandtogether!

Ne’erahopefromplotorplan,Ne’erahopefromroseorheather;

Ay,theKing’sabrokenman;

Fewwillbless,andmostwillban。

NairneandCarylstandtogether!

HelpisnonefromCrownorclan,Franceisfalse,aflutteredfeather;

ButKingsarenotmadebyman,TillGodendwhatGodbegan,NairneandCarylstandtogether,GaskandCarylstandtogether;

Here’sahealthtoeverymanBorethebruntofwindandweather!

JEANNEd’ARC

Thehonourofaloyalboy,Thecourageofapaladin,Withmaiden’smirth,thesoulofjoy,Thesedweltherhappybreastwithin。

Fromshame,fromdoubt,fromfear,fromsin,AsGod’sownangelswasshefree;

Oldworldsshallend,andnewbeginTobeEreanycomelikeherwhofoughtForFrance,forfreedom,fortheKing;

WhocounselofredemptionbroughtWhenceeventhearmedArchangel’swingMightwearysoreinvoyaging;

WhoheardherVoicescry\"Befree!\"

SuchMaidnolaterhumanspringShallsee!

SaintsMichael,Catherine,Margaret,WhosowedtheseedthatThoumustreap,Ifeyesofangelsmaybewet,AndiftheSaintshaveleavetoweep,InParadiseonepaintheykeep,Maiden!onemortalmemory,Onesorrowthatcanneversleep,ForThee!

TOHELEN

(Afterseeingherbowlwithherusualsuccess。)

ST。LEONARD’SHALL

Helen,thybowlingistomeLikethatwiseAlfredShaw’sofyore,Whichgentlybrokethewicketsthree:

FromAlfredfewcouldsmackafour:

Mostdifficulttoscore!

Themusicofthemoaningsea,Therattleoftheflyingbails,Thegreysadspires,thetawnysails—

Whatmemoriestheybringtome,Beholdingthee!

Uponouroldmonasticpitch,HowsportsmanlikeIseetheestand!

Theleatherinthylilyhand,Oh,Helenoftheyorkers,whichArenoblyplanned!

BALLADEOFDEADCRICKETERS

Ah,wherebeBeldhamnow,andBrett,Barker,andHogsflesh,wherebethey?

Brett,ofallbowlersfleetestyetThatdrovethebailsindisarray?

AndSmallthatwould,likeOrpheus,playTillwildbullsfollowedhisminstrelsy?{2}

Booker,andQuiddington,andMay?

Beneaththedaisies,theretheylie!

AndwhereisLambert,thatwouldgetThestumpswithballsthatbrokeastray?

AndMann,whoseballswouldricochetInalmostanunholyway(Sodobaseballers\"pitch\"to—day)

GeorgeLear,thatseldomletabye,AndRichardNyren,graveandgray?

Beneaththedaisies,theretheylie!

TomSueter,too,theladies’pet,Brownthatwouldbravestheartsaffray;

Walker,invinciblewhenset,(Tom,ofthespiderlimbsandsplay);

Thinkyethatwecouldmatchthem,pray,TheseheroesofBroad—halfpenny,WithBucktohit,andSmalltostay?

Beneaththedaisies,theretheylie!

ENVOY。

Prince,canstthoumoralisethelay?

Howallthingschangebelowthesky!

OfFryandGraceshallmortalssay,\"Beneaththedaisies,theretheylie!\"

BRAHMA——AFTEREMERSON

Ifthewildbowlerthinkshebowls,Orifthebatsmanthinkshe’sbowled,Theyknownot,poormisguidedsouls,Theytooshallperishunconsoled。

Iamthebatsmanandthebat,Iamthebowlerandtheball,Theumpire,thepavilioncat,Theroller,pitch,andstumps,andall。

GAINSBOROUGHGHOSTS——INTHEGROSVENORGALLERY

Theysmileuponthewesternwall,Thelipsthatlaughedanageagone,Thefops,thedukes,thebeautiesall,LeBrunthatsang,andCarrthatshone。

Wegazewithidleeyes:weconThefacesofaneldertime—

Alas!andOURSisflittingon;

Oh,moralforanemptyrhyme!

Think,whenthetumultandthecrowdHaveleftthesolemnroomsandchill,Whendilettantiarenotloud,Whenladycriticsarenotshrill—

Ah,thinkhowstrangeuponthestillDimairmaysoundthesevoicesfaint;

OncemoremayJohnsontalkhisfillAndfairDalrymplecharmtheSaint!

Ofustheyspeakasweofthem,Likeus,perchance,theycriticise:

Ourwit,theyvote,isBrummagem;

Ourbeauty——dimtoDevon’seyes!

Theirsilksandlaceourclothdespise,Theirpumps——ourbootsthatpadthemud,WhatmodernfopwithWalpolevies?

WithSt。Legerwhatmodernblood?

Ah,true,welackthecharm,thewit,Ourverygreatest,sure,aresmall;

AndMr。GladstoneisnotPitt,AndGarrickcomesnotwhenwecall。

Yet——passanage——and,afterall,EvenWEmaypleasethefolkthatlookWhenwearefacesonthewall,Andvoicesinahistorybook!

InArtthestatesmanyetshalllive,Withcollarskeen,withRomannose;

ToBeautyyetshallMillaisgiveTherosesthatoutlasttherose:

Thelordsofverse,theslavesofprose,Oncanvasyetshallseemalive,Andcharmthemobthatcomesandgoes,Andlives——in1985。

AREMONSTRANCEWITHTHEFAIR

Therearethoughtsthatthemindcannotfathom,Themindoftheanimalmale;

Butwomanabundantlyhath’em,Andmostlyhernotionsprevail。

AndwhyladiesreadwhattheyDOreadIsathingthatnomanmayexplain,AndifanyoneasksforatrueredeHeaskethinvain。

Ah,whyiseach\"passingdepression\"

OfstoriesthatgloomilyboreReceivedasthesubtleexpressionOfalmostunspeakablelore?

Inthedreary,thesickly,thegrimySay,whydoourwomendelight,AndwhereforesoconstantlyplymeWithShipsintheNight?

Dearladies,invainyouapproachus,Withbookstoyourtasteinyourhands;

For,alas!thoughyouoffertocoachus,YetthesoulofnomanunderstandsWhythegrubbyisalwaysthemoral,Whythenasty’spreferredtothenice,WhileyoukeepupasecularquarrelWithagaylittleVice;

Yes,aVicewithherlipsfulloflaughter,AVicewitharoseinherhair,Youcondemninthepresentandafter,Todarknessofutterdespair:

Butasin,ifnoraptureredeemit,Butapassionthat’spaleandplayedout,Orinsurgicalhands——youesteemitWorthscribblingabout!

Whatissauceforthegoose,fortheganderIssauce,yeinconsequentfair!

Itisbettertolaughthantomaunder,Andbetterismirththandespair;

AndthoughLife’snotallbeerandallskittles,YettheSun,onoccasion,canshine,And,monDieu!he’safoolwhobelittlesThiscosmosofThine!

Therearecakes,thereisale——ay,andgingerShallbehotinthemouth,asofold:

Andavillain,withcloakandwithwhinger,Andahero,inarmourofgold,Andamaidwithafacelikealily,Withaheartthatisstainlessandgay,MakeataleworthaworldofthesillySadtrashofto—day!

RHYMEOFRHYMES

WildonthemountainpeakthewindRepeatsitsoldrefrain,Likeghostsofmortalswhohavesinned,Andfainwouldsinagain。

For\"wind\"Idonotrhymeto\"mind,\"

Likemanymortalmen,\"Again\"(whenonereflects)’twerekindTorhymeasif\"agen。\"

InevermetasinglesoulWhoSPOKEof\"wind\"as\"wined,\"

Andyetweuseit,onthewhole,Torhymeto\"find\"and\"blind。\"

WeSAY,\"Nowdon’tdothatAGEN,\"

Whenpeoplegiveuspain;

Inpoetry,ninetimesinten,Itrhymesto\"Spain\"or\"Dane。\"

Oh,whicharewrongorwhichareright?

Oh,whicharerightorwrong?

Thesoundsinprosefamiliar,quite,Orthosewemeetinsong?

Toholdthat\"love\"canrhymeto\"prove\"

Requiressomeforceofwill,YetintheancientlyricgrooveWemeetthemrhymingstill。

Thiswasourlearnedfathers’wontInprehistorictimes,Wefollowit,orifwedon’t,Weoftrunshortofrhymes。

RHYMEOFOXFORDCOCKNEYRHYMES——(EXHIBITEDINTHEOXFORDMAGAZINE)

ThoughKeatsrhymed\"ear\"to\"Cytherea,\"

AndMorris\"dawn\"to\"morn,\"

Aworseexample,itisclear,ByOxfordDonsis\"shorn。\"

G—y,ofMagdalen,goesbeyondThesepunyCockneysfar,Andto\"Magrath\"rhymes——Musedespond!—

\"Magrath\"herhymesto\"star\"!

Anotherpoet,X。Y。Z。,Employstheword\"researcher,\"

Andthen,——hisbloodbeonhishead,—

Hemakesitrhymeto\"nurture。\"

Ah,neverwastheEnglishtongueSoflayed,andracked,andtortured,SinceoneIlove(whoshouldbehung)

Made\"tortured\"rhymeto\"orchard。\"

UnkindlyG—y’sragingpenNextcravesarhymeto\"sooner;\"

Rejecting\"Spooner,\"(bestofmen,)

HefastensonLACUNA(R)。

Nay,worse,inhisinfatuatemindHeendsaline\"explainer,\"

NoranyrhymecanG—yfindUntilhereachesJena(r)。

Yes,G—yshinestheworstofall,Heneedstorhyme\"embargo;\"

Themanhad\"Margot\"athiscall,HehadthegoodshipARGO;

Largohehad;yetdothheseekFurther,andnoembargoRestrainshimfromtheodious,weak,AndCockneyrhyme,\"Chicago\"!

YeOxfordDonsthatCockneysbe,Amongyourgardenstidy,Ifyouwouldaskamaidtotea,D’yecallthegirl\"alydy\"?

Andifyou’dsingofMr。Fry,Andneedarhymeto\"swiper,\"

AreyousocruelastotryTofilltheblankwith\"paper\"?

Oh,HoxfordwasapleasantpliceTomanyapoetdear,AndSaccharissahadthegriceInHoxfordtoappear。

ButWaller,iftoCythereaHeprayedatanytime,Didnotimplore\"herfriendlyear,\"

Andthinkhehadarhyme。

Now,ifyouasktowhataredueThehorrorswhichImention,IthinkweowethemtotheU—

Niversityextension。

FromHoxtonandfromPoplarcomeThe’Arrietsand’Arries,AndsotheOxfordMuseisdumb,Or,whenshesings,miscarries。

ROCOCO

(\"Mynameisalsonamed’PlayedOut。’\")

WhenfirstweheardRossettising,Wetwangedthemelancholylyre,Wesanglikethis,likeanything,WhenfirstweheardRossettising。

AndalloursongwasfadedSpring,Anddeaddelightanddarkdesire,WhenfirstweheardRossettising,Wetwangedthemelancholylyre。

(Andthisishowwetwangedit)—

THENEWORPHEUSTOHISEURYDICE

Whywiltthouwoo,ah,strangeEurydice,Alanguidlaurell’dOrpheusintheshades,Forhereiscompanyofshadowymaids,Hero,andHelenandPsamathoe:

Andlifeisliketheblossomonthetree,Andnevertumultoftheworldinvades,Thelowlightwanesandwaxes,flowersandfades,Andsleepissweet,anddreamssufficeforme;

\"Goback,andseekthesunlight,\"asofold,Thewiseghost—motherofOdysseussaid,HereamIhalfcontent,andscarcea—cold,Butonelightfitstheliving,onethedead;

Good—bye,beglad,forget!thoucanstnotholdInthykindarms,alas!thispowerlesshead。

WhenfirstweheardRossettising,Wealsowrotethiskindofthing!

THEFOODOFFICTION

Tobreakfast,dinner,ortolunchMystepsarelanguid,oncesospeedy;

E’enthough,liketheoldgentinPUNCH,\"Nothungry,but,thankgoodness!greedy。\"

Igazeuponthewell—spreadboard,Andhavetoown——oh,contradiction!

Thougheverydaintyitafford,There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction。

\"Thebetterhalf\"——howgoodthesound!

OfScott’sorAinsworth’s\"venisonpasty,\"

IncupsofoldCanarydrowned,(Whichprobablywasverynasty)。

ThebeefsteakpuddingmadebyRuthTocheerTomPinchinhisaffliction,Ahme,inalltheworldoftruth,There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction!

ThecakesandhamandbutteredtoastThatgracedtheboardofGabrielVarden,InBracebridgeHalltheChristmasroast,FruitsfromtheGoblinMarketGarden。

Andifyou’deatofluscioussweetsAndyetescapefromgout’sinfliction,Justread\"St。Agnes’Eve\"byKeats—

There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction。

WhatcupsofteawereeverbrewedLikeSaireyGamp’s——thedearoldsinner?

WhatsavourymesswaseverstewedLikethatforShort’sandCodlin’sdinner?

Whatwastheflavourofthat\"poy\"—

TousetheFotheringay’sowndiction—

Pendennisate,thelove—sickboy?

There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction。

Prince,youareyoung——butyouwillfindAfterlife’syearsoffretandfriction,Thathungerwanes——butnevermind!

There’snothinglikethefoodoffiction。

\"AHIGHLYVALUABLECHAINOFTHOUGHTS\"

Hadcigarettesnoashes,Androsesne’erathorn,NomanwouldbeafunkerOfwhin,orburn,orbunker。

Therewerenoneedformashies,Theturfwouldne’erbetorn,Hadcigarettesnoashes,Androsesne’erathorn。

Hadcigarettesnoashes,Androsesne’erathorn,ThebigtroutwouldnoteverEscapeintotheriver。

NogutthesalmonsmashesWouldleaveusallforlorn,Hadcigarettesnoashes,Androsesne’erathorn。

But’tisanunideal,Sadworldinwhichwe’reborn,Andthingswill\"gocontrairy\"

WithMartinandwithMary:

AndeverydaytherealComesbleaklyinwithmorn,Andcigaretteshaveashes,Andeveryroseathorn。

MATRIMONY

(Matrimony——Advertiserwouldliketohearfromwell—educatedProtestantlady,underthirty,fair,withviewtoabove,whowouldhavenoobjectiontoworkRemingtontype—writer,athome。Enclosephoto。T。99。ThisOffice。Corknewspaper。)

T。99wouldgladlyhearFromonewhoseyearsarefew,Amaidwhosedoctrinesaresevere,OfPresbyterianblue,Also——withviewtotheabove—

Herphotohewouldsee,AndtruststhatshemayliveandloveHisProtestanttobe!

Buterethesacredritesaredone(AndbynoPriestofRome)

He’dask,ifsheaRemingtonType—writerworks——athome?

IfshehavenoobjectionstoThistask,andifherhair—

Inkeepingwithhereyesofblue—

Bedelicatelyfair,Ah,THEN,letheraphotosendOfallhercharmsdivine,Tohimwhorestsherfaithfulfriend,HerownT。99。

PISCATORIPISCATOR——INMEMORYOFTHOMASTODSTODDART

Ananglertoananglerhere,Toonewholongednotforthebays,Ibringalittlegiftanddear,Alineoflove,awordofpraise,Acommonmemoryoftheways,ByElibankandYairthatlead;

Ofalltheburns,fromallthebraes,ThatyieldtheirtributetotheTweed。

Hisboyhoodfoundthewatersclean,Hisagedeploredthem,foulwithdye;

Butpurplehills,andcopsesgreen,Andtheseoldtowershewanderedby,StilltothesimplestrainsreplyOfhispureunrepiningreed,Wholieswherehewasfaintolie,LikeScott,withinthesoundofTweed。

THECONTENTEDANGLER

TheAnglerhathajollylifeWhobytherailrunsdown,Andleaveshisbusinessandhiswife,Andallthedinoftown。

Thewinddownstreamisblowingstraight,Andnowherecastcanhe:

Thenlo,hedothbutsitandwaitInkindlycompany。

Themillerturnsthewateroff,Orfolkbecuttingweed,Whilehedothatmisfortunescoff,Fromeverytroublefreed。

Orelsehewaitethforarise,Andne’erarisemaysee;

Forwhy,therearenotanyfliesTobearhimcompany。

Or,ifhemarkarisingtrout,Hestraightwayiscaughtup,Andthenhetakeshisflasketout,Anddrinksarousingcup。

Orifatrouthechancetohook,Weededandbrokeishe,AndthenhefindsagodlybookInstructivecompany。

OFFMYGAME

\"I’mofmygame,\"thegolfersaid,Andshookhislocksinwoe;

\"Myputterneverlaysmedead,Mydriveswillnevergo;

Howe’erIswing,howe’erIstand,Resultsarestillthesame,I’mintheburn,I’minthesand—

I’moffmygame!

\"Oh,wouldthatsuchmishapsmightfallOnLaidlayorMacfie,Thattheymighttoeorheeltheball,Andsclaffalonglikeme!

Menhurryfrommeinthestreet,Andexecratemyname,Oldpartnersshunmewhenwemeet—

I’moffmygame!

\"WhyisitthatIplayatall?

LetmemoryremindmeHowonceIsmoteuponmyball,Andbunkeredit——BEHINDME。

Imostlysliceintothewhins,Andmyexcuseislame—

Itcannotcoverhalfmysins—

I’moffmygame!

\"Ihatethesightofallmyset,IgrowmoroseasByron;

Ineverlovedabrasseyyet,AndnowIhateaniron。

Mycleekseemsmerelymadetotop,Myputting’swildortame;

It’sreallytimeformetostop—

I’moffmygame!\"

THEPROPERTYOFAGENTLEMANWHOHASGIVENUPCOLLECTING

OhblessedbethecartthattakesAwaymybooks,mycurse,myclog,BlessedtheauctioneerwhomakesTheirinefficientcatalogue。

BlessedthepurchaserswhopayHoweverlittle——lesswerefit—

Blessedtherooms,therainyday,Theknock—outandtheendofit。

ForIamwearyofthesport,Thatseemedawhileagonesosweet,OfElzevirsaninchtooshort,AndFirstEditions——incomplete。

Wearyofcrestsandcoatsofarms,\"AttributedtoPadeloup\"

TheshamDeromeshavelosttheircharms,ThethingsLeGascondidnotdo。

IneverreadthecataloguesOfrubbishthatcomethickasrooks,ButmostIloathethedrearydogsThatwriteinprose,orworse,onbooks。

LargepapersurelycannothideTheirgrammar,norexcusetheirrhyme,TheanecdotesthattheyprovideAreolderthanthedawnoftime。

Yebores,ofeveryshapeandsize,Whomakeatediumofdelight,Good—bye,thelastofmygood—byes。

Goodnight,toallyourclangoodnight!

***

Thusinasullenfitweswore,Butonmaturereflection,Wentoncollectingmoreandmore,Andkeptouroldcollection!

THEBALLADEOFTHESUBCONSCIOUSSELF

WhosuddenlycallstoourkenTheknowledgethatshouldnotbethere;

WhocharmsMr。Steadwiththepen,OfthePrinceofthePowersoftheAir;

WhomakesPhysiologistsstare—

Isheghost,ishedemon,orelf,Whofashionsthedreamofthefair?

ItisjusttheSubconsciousSelf。

He’stheallyofMedicineMenWhoconsulttheAustralianbear,And’tishe,withhislightsonthefen,WhohelpsJacko’LanthorntosnareThepeasantsofDevon,whoswearUnderCommonwealth,Stuart,orGuelph,Thattheyneverhadhalfsuchascare—

ItisjusttheSubconsciousSelf。

Itishe,fromhiscerebralden,Whorapsupontableandchair,Whofrightensthehousemaid,andthenSlinksback,likeathief,tohislair:

’TistheBrownie(accordingtoMair)

Whorattlesthepotsontheshelf,ButthePsychicalsagesdeclare\"ItisjusttheSubconsciousSelf。\"

Prince,eachofusallisapair—

TheConscious,wholaboursforpelf,Andtheother,whocharmedMr。Blair,ItisjusttheSubconsciousSelf。

BALLADEOFTHEOPTIMIST

HeednotthefolkwhosingorsayInsonnetsadorsermonchill,\"Alas,alack,andwell—a—day,Thisroundworld’sbutabitterpill。\"

Poorporcupinesoffretfulquill!

Sometimeswequarrelwithourlot:

We,too,aresadandcareful;stillWe’dratherbealivethannot。

WhatthoughwewishthecatsatplayWouldsomeoneelse’sgardentill;

ThoughSophonisbadropthetrayAndallourworshippedWorcesterspill,Thoughneighbours\"practise\"loudandshrill,ThoughMaybecoldandJunebehot,ThoughAprilfreezeandAugustgrill,We’dratherbealivethannot。

And,sometimesonasummer’sdayToselfandeverymortalillWegivetheslip,westealaway,Towalkbesidesomesedgyrill:

Thedarkeningyears,thecaresthatkill,Alittlewhilearewellforgot;

Whendeepinbroomuponthehill,We’dratherbealivethannot。

Pistol,withoathsdidstthoufulfilThetaskthybraggarttonguebegot,Weeatourleekwithbetterwill,We’dratherbealivethannot。

ZIMBABWE

(TheruinedGoldCitiesofRhodesia。TheOphirofScripture。)

Intothedarknesswhencetheycame,Theypassed,theircountryknowethnone,TheyandtheirgodswithoutanamePartakethesameoblivion。

Theirworktheydid,theirworkisdone,Whosegold,itmaybe,shonelikefireAboutthebrowsofSolomon,AndintheHouseofGod’sDesire。

Hencecamethealtarallofgold,ThehingesoftheHolyPlace,ThecenserwiththefragrancerolledSkywardtoseekJehovah’sface;

ThegoldenArkthatdidencaseTheLawwithinJerusalem,TheliliesandtheringstograceTheHighPriest’srobeanddiadem。

Thepestilence,thedesertspear,Smotethem;theypassed,withnonetotellThenamesofthemwholabouredhere:

Starkwallsandcrumblingcrucible,Straitgates,andgraves,andruinedwell,Abide,dumbmonumentsofold,Weknowbutthatmenfoughtandfell,Likeus,likeus,forloveofGold。

LOVE’SCRYPTOGRAM

[Theauthor(ifhecanbesostyled)awokefromarestlesssleep,withthefirststanzaofthefollowingpieceinhismind。Hehasnomemoryofcomposingit,eitherawakeorasleep。HehadlongknowntheperhapsPythagoreanfableofthebean—juice,butcertainlyneverthoughtofapplyingittoanamorouscorrespondence!TheremainingversesarethecontributionofhisConsciousSelf!]

ELLE。

Icannotwrite,Imaynotwrite,Idarenotwritetothee,Butlookonthefaceofthemoonbynight,Andmylettersshaltthousee。

Foreveryletterthatloverswrite,Bytheirlovesonthemoonisseen,Iftheypentheirthoughtonthepaperwhite,Withthemagicjuiceofthebean!

LUI。

Oh,Ihadwrittenthismanyayear,Andmylettersyouhadread。

Hadyouonlytoldmethespell,mydear,Ereeverwetwainwerewed!

ButIhavealadyandyouhavealord,Andtheireyesareofthegreen,Andwedarednottrusttothewrittenword,Lestourlong,longlovebeseen!

ELLE。

\"Oh,everythoughtthatyourhearthasthought,Sincetheworldcameusbetween,Thebirdsoftheairtomyhearthavebrought,Withnowordheardorseen。\"

’TwasthusinadreamwespokeandsaidMyselfandmyloveunseen,ButIwokeandsighedonmywearybed,Forthespellofthejuiceofthebean!

TUSITALA

WespokeofarestinafairyknoweoftheNorth,buthe,FarfromthefirthsoftheEast,andtheracingtidesoftheWest,SleepsinthesightandthesoundoftheinfiniteSouthernSea,WearyandwellcontentinhisgraveontheVaeacrest。

Tusitala,theloverofchildren,thetelleroftales,Giverofcounselanddreams,awonder,aworld’sdelight,Lookso’erthelaboursofmenintheplainandthehill;andthesailsPassandrepassontheseathatheloved,inthedayandthenight。

WindsoftheWestandtheEastintherainyseasonblowHeavywithperfume,andallhisfragrantwoodsarewet,WindsoftheEastandWestastheywandertoandfro,Bearhimtheloveofthelandheloved,andthelongregret。

Oncewewerekindest,hesaid,whenleaguesofthelimitlessseaFlowedbetweenus,butnowthatnowashofthewanderingtidesSundersuseachfromeach,yetnearerweseemtobe,WhomonlytheunbridgedstreamoftheriverofDeathdivides。

DISDAINFULDIAPHENIA

ThereisnovenomintheRoseThatanybeeshouldshrinkfromit;

NopoisonfromtheLilyflows,Shehathnotadisdainfulwit;

Butthou,thatRoseandLilyart,ThytonguedothpoisonCupid’sdart!

NatureherselftodeadlyflowersRefusethbeautylestthevainInsectsthathumthroughAugusthoursWithbeautyshouldsuckintheirbane;

Butthou,asRoseorLilyfair,Artcircledwithenvenomedair!

LikePrognedidstthoulosethytongue,Thyloversmightadoreandlive;

LikethatwitchCirce,oftbesung,Thouhastdeargifts,ifthouwouldstgive;

Butsincethouhastawickedwit,Thyloversfade,orfleefromit。

TALLSALMACIS

Wereanappletreeapine,Tallandslim,andsoftlyswaying,Thenherbeautywerelikethine,Salmacis,whenbouneaMaying,Tallasanypoplartree,Sweetasappleblossomsbe!

HadtheAmazonianQueenSeenthee’midstthymaidenpeers,ThoutheCoronelhadstbeenOfthatlady’sGrenadiers;

Troyhadnevermournedherfall,Withthineaxetoguardherwall。

AsPenthesileabraveIsthemaiden(inherdreams);

Iliumshewellmightsave,ThoughAchilles’armourgleams,’MidsttheGreeks;allvainitis,’GainsttheglanceofSalmacis!

WHATFRANCESCOSAIDOFTHEJUBILEE——BYR。B。

Whatifwecallitfiftyyears!’Tissteep!

Toclimbsohighagradient?PrateofGuides?

Arewenotroped?TheDanger?Nay,theTurf,Nolessnormorethanmountainpeaks,myfriend,HearstalkofRoping,——buttheJubilee!

Nay,thereyouhaveme:oldFrancescoonce(ThiswasinMilan,inVisconti’stime,OurwildVisconti,withonelipaskance,Andbeardtongue—twistedinthenostril’snook)

Parlousenough,——thesetimes——what?\"Soareours\"?

Oranytimes,i’fegs,tohimwhothinks,—

Well’twasinSpring\"thefrolicmyrtletreesTheregenderedthegraveolivestocks,\"——youcry\"Amiracle!\"——Sordellowriteththus,—

Believemethatindeed’twasthus,andhe,Francesco,youarewithme?Well,there’sgloomNolessthangladnessinyourfiftyyears,\"Andso,\"saidhe,\"tosupperaswemay。\"

\"Voltairean?\"Soyoutakeit;but’tislate,Anddinnerseven,sharp,atPrimroseHill。

THEPOETANDTHEJUBILEE

POSCIMUR!BYA。D。

ABirthdayOdeforMEGorNAN,ARhymeforLadyFLORA’sFan,AVerseonSmut,who’sgoneastray,TheseThingsareinthePoet’sway;

AtHomewithpraiseofJULIA’sLace,OrDELIA’sAnkles,ROSE’sFace,But\"Somethingoverparted\"He,Whenaskedtorhymethejubilee!

Hethereforeturns,thePoetwary,AndThumbshisCarmenSeculare,ToPHOEBUSandtoDIANprays,WhotuneMen’sLyresofHolidays,HereadsoftheSibyllineShades,OfStainlessBoysandchosenMaids。

Heturns,andreadstheotherPage,OfdocileYouth,andplacidAge,ThenSingshow,inthisgoldenYearFidesPudorquereappear,—

Andiftheydon’tappear,youknowitWerequiteunjusttoblamethePoet!

ONANYBEACH——BYM。A。

Yes,inthestreamandstressofthings,Thatbreaksarounduslikethesea,TherecomestoPeasantsandtoKings,ThesolemnHourofJubilee。

Ifthey,tillstrenuousNaturegiveSomefiftyharvests,chancetolive!

Ah,Fiftyharvests!ButthecornIsgrownbesidethebarrenmain,Issaltwithsea—spray,blownandborneAcrossthegreenunvintagedplain。

Andlife,livedoutforfiftyyears,Isbrinywiththesprayoftears!

Ah,suchisLife,tousthatliveHere,inthetwilightoftheGods,Whoweigheachgifttheworldcangive,Andsighandmurmur,What’stheoddsSolong’syou’rehappy?Nay,whatManFindsHappinesssinceTimebegan?

ODEOFJUBILEE——BYA。C。S。

Me,thathavesungandshrieked,andfoamedinpraiseofFreedom,MEdoyouasktosingParochialpomps,andwaste,thewailofJubileedomForQueen,orPrince,orKing!

***

Nay,bythefoamthatfleetingoarshavefeathered,InGrecianseas;

Nay,bythewindsthatbarquesAthenianweathered—

ByalloftheseIbidyoueachbemute,Bardstamedandtethered,Andfee’dwithfees!

Foryouthelaurelsmirched,foryouthegold,too,OfMagazines;

FormetheSpiritofSong,unbought,unsoldtoPalePriestsorQueens!

Foryouthegleamofgain,theflutteringchequeOfMr。Knowles,Forme,tosoarabovetheruinsandwreckOfSnobsand\"Souls\"!

Whenaflushwiththedewofthedawn,andtheRoseoftheMysticalVision,ThespiritandsouloftheMenoftheFutureshallriseandbefree,Theyshallhailmewithhymningandharping,WitheloquentArtandElysian,—

TheSingerwhosungnotbutspurnedthem,Theslavesthatcouldsing\"Jubilee;\"

Withpinchbecklyreandtongue,Praisingtheirtyrantsung,Theyshallfailandshallfadeinderision,Aswindonthewaysofthesea!

JUBILEEBEFOREREVOLUTION——BYW。M。

\"Tellme,OMuseoftheShifty,theManwhowanderedafar,\"

SohaveIchantedoflate,andofTroyburgwastedofwar—

NowofthesorrowsofMenfolkthatfiftyyearshavebeen,NowoftheGraceoftheCommuneIsing,andthedaysofaQueen!

SurelyIcurserichMenfolk,\"theWightsoftheWhirlwind\"maythey—

Thisismystyleoftranslating[Greektext],——snatchthemaway!

TheRichThievesrollinginwealththatmakeprofitoflabouringmen,SurelytheWightsoftheWhirlwindshallswallowthemquickintheirden!

Obaneful,Owit—straying,intheBurgofLondonyedwell,AndeverofProfitsandthreepercent。arethetalesyetell,Butthestark,strongPolyphemusshallansweryoubackagain,Himwhom\"Nomanslayethbyguileandnotbymain。\"

(By\"main\"Imean\"mainforce,\"ifaughtatalldoImean。

IntheGreekoftheblindfoldBarditissimplerthesensetoglean。)

YouPolyphemusshallswallowandfillhismightymaw,WhattimehemakethanendofthePriests,thePolice,andtheLaw,Andthen,ah,whoshallpurchasethepoemsofoldthatIsang,Whoshallpaytwelve—and—sixforanepicinSagaslang?

Butperchanceeven\"HermestheFlitter\"couldscarcelyexpoundwhatImean,AndItrowthatanotherwerefittertosingyouasongforaQueen。

FRENCHPEASANTSONGS

I。

Oh,fairappletree,andoh,fairappletree,Asheavyandsweetastheblossomsonthee,Myheartisheavywithlove。

ItwantethbutalittlewindTomaketheblossomsfall;

ItwantethbutayoungloverTowinmeheartandall。

II。

IsendmylovelettersBylarksonthewing;

MylovesendsmelettersWhennightingalessing。

Withoutreadingorwriting,Theirburdenweknow:

Theyonlysay,\"Loveme,Wholoveyouso。\"

III。

Andiftheyaskforme,brother,SayIcomeneverhome,ForIhavetakenastrangewifeBeyondthesaltseafoam。

Thegreengrassismybridalbed,Theblacktombmygoodmother,ThestonesanddustwithinthegraveAremysisterandmybrother。

THEYOUNGRUTHVEN

TheKinghasgi’entheQueenagift,ForherMay—day’spropine,He’sgi’enherabando’thediamond—stane,Setinthesillerfine。

TheQueenshewalkedinFalklandyaird,BesidetheHollansgreen,AndthereshesawthebonniestmanThateverhereyeshadseen。

HiscoatwastheRuthvenwhiteandred,SaesoundasleepwasheTheQueenshecriedonMayBeatrix,Thatseelyladtosee。

\"Oh!whasleepshere,MayBeatrix,Withouttheleaveo’me?\"

\"Oh!whasulditbebutmyyoungbrotherFraePaduaowerthesea!

\"MyfatherwastheEarlGowrie,AnEarlo’highdegree,Buttheyhaeslainhimbyfausetreason,Andgar’dmybrothersflee。

\"AtPaduahaetheylearnedtheirleirInthefieldso’Italie;

Andtheyhaecrossedthesautsea—faem,Anda’forloveo’me!\"

***

TheQueenhascuisthersillerbandAbouthiscraigo’snaw;

Butstillhesleptandnaethingkenned,AneththeHollansshaw。

TheKinghedaunderedthro’theyaird,Hesawthesillershine;

\"Andwha,\"quothhe,\"isthisgalliardThatwearsyongifto’mine?\"

TheKinghasganetilltheQueen’sainbower,Anangrymanthatday;

Butbyetherecam’MayBeatrixAndstolethebandaway。

Andshe’sruninbythedernblackyett,StraighttilltheQueenranshe:

\"Oh!takyebackyoursillerband,Oritgarmybrotherdee!\"

TheQueenhaslinkedhersillerbandAbouthermiddlesma’;

AndthensheheardheraingudemanComerowtingthroughtheha’。

\"Oh!whare,\"hecried,\"isthesillerbandIgiedyelateyestreen?

Theknopswasa’o’thediamondstane,Setinthesillersheen。\"

\"Yehaecampedbirlingatthewine,A’nichttillthedaydiddaw;

OryewadkenyoursillerbandAboutmymiddlesma’!\"

TheKinghestude,theKingheglowered,Saehardasamanmichtstare。

\"Deilhaeme!Likeisarichtillmark,—

OrIsawititherwhere!

\"IsawitroundyoungRuthven’sneckAshelaysleepingstill;

And,faith,butthewinewaswondrousguid,Ormywifeiswondrousill!\"

***

Therewasnaganeaweek,aweek,Aweekbutbarelythree;

TheKinghashoundedJohnRamsayout,TogaryoungRuthvendee!

Theytookhiminhisbrother’shouse,Naeswordwasinhishand,Andtheyhaeslainhim,youngRuthven,Thebonniestintheland!

Andtheyhaeslainhisfairbrother,Andlaidhimonthegreen,Anda’forabando’thesillerfineAndablinko’theeyeo’theQueen!

Oh!hadtheysethimmantoman,Orevenaemantothree,Therewasnaaknighto’theRamsaybluidHadgar’dEarlGowriedee!

THEQUEENO’SPAINANDTHEBAULDMCLEAN

ABALLADOFTHESOUNDOFMULL——1588

TheQueeno’Spainhadanillgude—man。

Thecarlewasauldandgrey。

ShehaskeekedintheglassatHallow—eenAbetterchancetospae。

She’skaimitoutherlangblackhair,Thatfellbelowherknee。

She’sta’entheappleinherhand,Toseewhatshemightsee。

Thenfirstshesawherainfairface,Andthentheglassgrewwhite,Andsyneasblackasthemoutho’HellOrtheskyonawinternight。

ButlastshesawthebonniestmanThateverhereyeshadseen,Hishairwasgold,andhiseyesweregrey,Andhisplaidwasredandgreen。

\"Oh!theSpanishmenareuncoblackAnduncoblate,\"shesaid;

\"Andtheyweartheirmantlesswartandside,Nothebonnygreenandred。\"

\"Oh!whereshallIfindsicaman?

Thatisthemanforme!\"

Shehasfilledashipwi’theguderedgold,Andshehasta’enthesea。

Andshe’ssailedwestandshe’ssailedeast,Andmonyamanshe’sseen;

Butneverthemanwi’thehairo’gold,Andtheplaido’redandgreen。

Andshe’ssailedeastandshe’ssailedwest,Tillshecam’toanarrowsea,Thewaterranlikeariverinspate,Andthehillswerewondroushie。

Andthereshespiedabonnybay,Andhousesonthestrand,AndtherethemaninthegreenandredCamerowingfraetheland。

Says\"Welcomehere,yebonnymaid,Ye’rewelcomehereforme。

AreyetheLadyo’merryElfland,OrtheQueeno’somefarcountrie?\"

\"IamnatheLadyo’fairElfland,ButIamtheQueeno’Spain。\"

He’slowtedlow,andkissedherhand,Says\"Theyca’metheMcLean!\"

\"Thenit’sa’fortheaefoldloveo’theeThatIhaesailedthefaem!\"

\"But,outandalas!\"hehasansweredher,\"ForIhaeawifeathame。\"

\"Yemauncastherintoamassymore,Orawayonatide—sweptisle;\"

\"But,outandalas!\"he’sansweredher,\"Formywife’so’thebluido’Argyll!\"

Oh!theytwasat,andtheytwagrat,Andmadetheirwearymaen,TillMcLeanhasriddentoDowartCastle,AndlefttheQueenherlane。

HiswifewasaCampbell,fairandfause,Says\"Lachlan,wherehaeyebeen?\"

\"Oh!IhaebeenatTobermory,Andkissedthehando’aQueen!\"

\"Oh!wemaunsendtheQueenastag,Andgrouseforherpropine,Andwe’llsendheracasko’theusquebaugh,Andabutto’theredFrenchwine!\"

Shehasputabombintheclairetbutt,Andekeaburninglowe,Shehassentthemawaywi’herlittlefoot—pageThatcam’fraetheblackLochow。

***

ThemornMcLeanradeforthtoseeThelastblinko’hisQueen,Therestudehershipintheharbourgude,Uponthewatergreen。

Buttherecam’acrashlikeathunder—clap,Andacloudonthewatergreen。

Thebonnyshipinflindersflew,AnddroonedwasthebonnyQueen。

McLeanhespeiritnorgudenorbad,Hisskiandubhhe’sta’en,Andhe’scuttitthethroato’thatfausefoot—page,Andsunderedhiswhitehausebane。

KEITHOFCRAIGENTOLLY

OKeitho’Craigentolly!

YesalllivetoruethedayWhenyebraktheberriedhollyBesideSt。Andrew’sbay!

WhenPitcullo’skineCarddowntothebrine,Andweredroonedinthedrivingspray!

Inthebowero’CraigentollyIsawanandwaefu’bride,Singing,Owaly!waly!

Throughthewholecountryside;

AndarivertowadeForadyingmaid,Andawearywaytoride!

OKeitho’Craigentolly,Thebairn’sgravebythesea!

OKeitho’Craigentolly,Thegravesofmaidensthree!

Andabluidyshift,Andasainlessshrift,ForKeitho’Craigentolly!

Footnotes:

{1}Oneverseandtherefrainareof1750orthereabouts。AtLaffen,whereWilliam,DukeofCumberland,wasdefeatedandnearlycapturedbytheScotsandIrishintheFrenchservice,PrinceCharlesissaidtohaveservedasavolunteer。

{2}SoNyrentellsus。