第2章

GRINNIDGE,smokingpeacefullythroughthesilencewhichhisfriendhasabsent—mindedlyletfollowuponhislastwords:\"Well,youseemdisposedtotakeyourtimeaboutit。\"

RANSOM:\"Aboutwhat?Oh,yes!Well\"—

MISSREED:\"’Sh!Listen。\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"Iwon’tlisten!It’sshameful:it’swicked!I

don’tseehowyoucandoit,Ethel!\"Sheremains,however,kneelingneartheregister,andsheinvoluntarilyinclinesalittlemoretowardit。

RANSOM:\"——Itisn’tathingthatIcaretoshoutfromthehouse—

tops。\"Hereturnsfromthewindowtothechimney—piece。\"Iwrotetherudestkindofnote,andsentbackherletterandhermoneyinit。Shehadsaidthatshehopedouracquaintancewasnottoendwiththesummer,butthatwemightsometimesmeetinBoston;andI

answeredthatouracquaintancehadendedalready,andthatIshouldbesorrytomeetheranywhereagain。\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Well,ifyouwantedtomakeanassofyourself,youdiditprettycompletely。\"

MISSREED,whispering:\"Howwittyheis!Thosemenarealwayssohumorouswitheachother。\"

RANSOM:\"Yes;Ididn’tdoitbyhalves。\"

MISSREED,whispering:\"Oh,THAT’Sfunny,too!\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Itdidn’toccurtoyouthatshemightfeelboundtopayyouforthefirsthalf—dozen,andwasembarrassedhowtooffertopayforthemalone?\"

MISSREED:\"HowheDOESgototheheartofthematter!\"ShepressesMissSpaulding’shandinanecstasyofapproval。

RANSOM:\"Yes,itdid——afterward。\"

MISSREED,inatendermurmur:\"Oh,POOROliver!\"

RANSOM:\"Anditoccurredtomethatshewasperfectlyrightinthewholeaffair。\"

MISSREED:\"Oh,howgenerous!hownoble!\"

RANSOM:\"Ihadhadathousandopportunities,andIhadn’tbeenmanenoughtotellherthatIwasinlovewithher。\"

MISSREED:\"Howcanhesayitrightoutsobluntly?Butifit’strue\"—

RANSOM:\"ICOULDN’Tspeak。Iwasafraidofputtinganendtotheaffair——offrighteningher——disgustingher。\"

MISSREED:\"Oh,howlittletheyknowus,Nettie!\"

RANSOM:\"Sheseemedsomuchabovemeineveryway——sosensitive,sorefined,sogentle,sogood,soangelic!\"

MISSREED:\"There!NOWdoyoucalliteavesdropping?Iflistenersneverhearanygoodofthemselves,whatdoyousaytothat?ItprovesthatIhaven’tbeenlistening。\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"’Sh!They’resayingsomethingelse。\"

RANSOM:\"Butallthat’sneitherherenorthere。Icanseenowthatunderthecircumstancesshecouldn’tasaladyhaveactedotherwisethanshedid。Shewasforcedtotreatourwholeacquaintanceasabusinessmatter,andIhadforcedhertodoit。\"

MISSREED:\"YouHAD,youpoorthing!\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Well,whatdoyouintendtodoaboutit?\"

RANSOM:\"Well\"—

MISSREED:\"’Sh!\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"’Sh!\"

RANSOM:\"——that’swhatIwanttosubmittoyou,Grinnidge。Imustseeher。\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Yes。I’mglad_I_mustn’t。\"

MISSREED,stiflingalaughonMissSpaulding’sshoulder:\"They’reactuallyAFRAIDofus,Nettie!\"

RANSOM:\"Seeher,andgodowninthedust。\"

MISSREED:\"Myverywords!\"

RANSOM:\"IhavebeentryingtothinkwhatwastheveryhumblestpieIcouldeat,bywayofpenance;anditappearstomethatIhadbetterbeginbysayingthatIhavecometoaskherforthemoneyI

refused。\"

MISSREED,enraptured:\"Oh!doesn’titseemjustlike——like——

inspiration,Nettie?\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"’Sh!Bequiet,do!You’llfrightenthemaway!\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Andthenwhat?\"

RANSOM:\"Whatthen?Idon’tknowwhatthen。Butitappearstomethat,asagentleman,I’vegotnothingtodowiththeresult。AllthatI’vegottodoistosubmittomyfate,whateveritis。\"

MISSREED,breathlessly:\"Whatprincelycourage!Whatdelicatemagnanimity!Oh,heneedn’thavetheLEASTfear!IfIcouldonlytellhimthat!\"

GRINNIDGE,afteranintervalofmeditativesmoking:\"Yes,Iguessthat’sthebestthingyoucando。Itwillstrikeherfancy,ifshe’sanimaginativegirl,andshe’llthinkyouafinefellow。\"

MISSREED:\"Oh,thehorridthing!\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Ifyouhumbleyourselftoawomanatall,doitthoroughly。Ifyougohalfwaydownshe’llbetemptedtopushyoutherestoftheway。Ifyouflattenoutatherfeettobeginwith,tentoonebutshewillpickyouup。\"

RANSOM:\"Yes,thatwasmyidea。\"

MISSREED:\"Oh,wasit,indeed!Well!\"

RANSOM:\"ButI’venothingtodowithherpickingmeuporpushingmedown。AllthatI’vegottodoistogoandsurrendermyself。\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Yes。Well;Iguessyoucan’tgotoosoon。Ilikeyourcompany;butIadviseyouasafriendnottolosetime。Wheredoesshelive?\"

RANSOM:\"That’stheremarkablepartofit:shelivesinthishouse。\"

MISSREEDandMissSpaulding,insubduedchorus:\"Oh!\"

GRINNIDGE,takinghispipeoutofhismouthinastonishment:\"No!\"

RANSOM:\"IjustcameinheretogivemygoodresolutionsarestwhileIwasscrewingmycourageuptoaskforher。\"

MISSREED:\"Don’tyouthinkhe’sVERYhumorous?Givehisgoodresolutionsarest!That’sthewayheALWAYStalks。\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"’Sh!\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Yousaidyoucameformyadvice。\"

RANSOM:\"SoIdid。ButIdidn’tpromisetoactuponit。Well!\"Hegoestowardthedoor。

GRINNIDGE,withouttroublinghimselftorise:\"Well,goodlucktoyou!\"

MISSREED:\"Howdrolltheyarewitheachother!Don’tyouLIKEtohearthemtalk?Oh,Icouldlistenallday。\"

GRINNIDGE,callingafterRansom:\"Youhaven’ttoldmeyourduck’sname。\"

MISSREED:\"IsTHATwhattheycallus?Duck!Doyouthinkit’sveryrespectful,Nettie?Idon’tbelieveIlikeit。Or,yes,whynot?It’snoharm——ifIAMhisduck!\"

RANSOM,comingback:\"Well,Idon’tproposetogoshoutingitround。

HernameisMissReed——EthelReed。\"

MISSREED:\"HowCANhe?\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Slender,willowyparty,withalotofblondhairthatlooksasifitmightbeindigenous?Ratherpensive—looking?\"

MISSREED:\"Indigenous!Ishouldhopeso!\"

RANSOM:\"Yes。Butsheisn’tpensive。She’sawfullydeep。Itmakesmeshuddertothinkhowdeepthatgirlis。AndwhenIthinkofmycourageindaringtobeinlovewithher——astupid,straightforwardidiotlikeme——Ibegintorespectmyselfinspiteofbeingsuchanass。Well,I’moff。IfIstayanylongerIshallnevergo。\"Heclosesthedoorafterhim,andMissReedinstantlyspringstoherfeet。

MISSREED:\"Nowhe’llhavetogodowntotheparlorandsenduphisname,andthatjustgivesmetimetodothenecessaryprinking。Youstayhereandreceivehim,Nettie。\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"Never!Afterwhat’shappenedIcanneverlookhiminthefaceagain。Oh,howlow,andmean,andguiltyIfeel!\"

MISSREED,withsurprise:\"Why,howdroll!Now_I_don’tfeeltheleastso。\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"Oh,it’sverydifferentwithYOU。YOU’REinlovewithhim。\"

MISSREED:\"Forshame,Nettie!I’mNOTinlovewithhim。\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"Andyoucanexplainandjustifyit。ButInevercanjustifyittomyself,muchlesstohim。Letmego,Ethel!I

shalltellMrs。McKnightthatwemustchangethisroominstantly。

AndjustafterI’dgotitsonearlyinorder!Godownandreceivehimintheparlor,Ethel。ICAN’Tseehim。\"

MISSREED:\"Receivehimintheparlor!Why,Nettie,dear,you’recrazy!I’mgoingtoACCEPThim:andhowcanIaccepthim——withalltheconsequences——inapublicparlor?No,indeed!Ifyouwon’tmeethimhereforamoment,justtoobligeme,youcangointotheotherroom。Or,no——you’dbelisteningtoeverywordthroughthekey—hole,you’resodemoralized!\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"Yes,yes,Ideserveyourcontempt,Ethel。\"

MISSREED,laughing:\"Youwillhavetogooutforawalk,youpoorthing;andI’mnotgoingtohaveyoucomingbackinfiveortenminutes。Youhavegottostayoutagoodhour。\"

MISSSPAULDING,runningtogetherthingsfromthenextroom:\"Oh,I’llstayouttillmidnight!\"

MISSREED,respondingtoatapatthedoor:\"Ye—e—s!Comein!——

You’recaught,Nettie。\"

AMAID—SERVANT,appearingwithacard:\"Thisgentlemanisaskingforyouintheparlor,MissReed。\"

MISSREED:\"Oh!Askhimtocomeuphere,please。——Nettie!Nettie!\"

Shecallstoherfriendinthenextroom。\"He’scomingrightup,andifyoudon’trunyou’retrapped。\"

MISSSPAULDING,re—appearing,cloakedandbonneted:\"Idon’tblameYOU,Ethel,comparativelyspeaking。Youcansaythateverythingisfairinlove。Hewilllikeit,andlaughatitinyou,becausehe’lllikeeverythingyou’vedone。Besides,you’venoprinciples,andI

HAVE。\"

MISSREED:\"Oh,I’velotsofprinciples,Nettie,butI’venopractice!\"

MISSSPAULDING:\"Nomatter。There’snoexcuseforme。IlistenedsimplybecauseIwasawoman,andcouldn’thelpit;and,oh,whatwillhethinkofme?\"

MISSREED:\"Iwon’tgiveyouaway;ifyoureallyfeelsobadly\"—

MISSSPAULDING:\"Oh,DOyouthinkyoucankeepfromtellinghim,Etheldear?Try!AndIwillbeyourslaveforever!\"Stepsareheardonthestairsoutside。\"Oh,therehecomes!\"Shedashesoutofthedoor,andclosesitafterher,amomentbeforethemaid—

servant,followedbyMr。Ransom,tapsatit。

III。

SCENE:MissReedopensthedoor,andreceivesMr。Ransomwithwell—

affectedsurpriseandstate,sufferinghimtostandawkwardlyonthethresholdforamoment。

SHE,coldly:\"Oh!——Mr。Ransom!\"

HE,abruptly:\"I’vecome\"—

SHE:\"Won’tyoucomein?\"

HE,advancingafewpacesintotheroom:\"I’vecome\"—

SHE,indicatingachair:\"Willyousitdown?\"

HE:\"Imuststandforthepresent。I’vecometoaskyouforthatmoney,MissReed,whichIrefusedyesterday,intermsthatIblushtothinkof。Iwasaltogetherandwhollyinthewrong,andI’mreadytoofferanyimaginableapologyorreparation。I’mreadytotakethemoneyandtosignareceipt,andthentobedismissedwithwhateverignominyyouplease。Ideserveanything——everything!\"

SHE:\"Themoney?Excuseme;Idon’tknow——I’mafraidthatI’mnotpreparedtopayyouthewholesumto—day。\"

HE,hastily:\"Oh,nomatter!nomatter!Idon’tcareforthemoneynow。Imerelywishto——toassureyouthatIthoughtyouwereperfectlyrightinofferingit,andto——to\"—

SHE:\"What?\"

HE:\"Nothing。Thatis——ah——ah\"—

SHE:\"It’sextremelyembarrassingtohavepeoplerefusetheirmoneywhenit’sofferedthem,andthencomethenextdayforit,whenperhapsitisn’tsoconvenienttopayit——VERYembarrassing。\"

HE,hotly:\"ButItellyouIdon’twanttheMONEY!Ineverwantedit,andwouldn’ttakeitonanyaccount。\"

SHE:\"Oh!Ithoughtyousaidyoucametogetit?\"

HE:\"Isaid——Ididn’tsay——Imeant——thatis——ah——I\"——Hestops,open—

mouthed。

SHE,quietly:\"Icouldgiveyoupartofthemoneynow。\"

HE:\"Oh,whateveryoulike;it’sindifferent\"—

SHE:\"PleasesitdownwhileIwriteareceipt。\"Sheplacesherselfdeliberatelyatthetable,andopensherportfolio。\"Iwillpayyounow,Mr。Ransom,forthefirstsixlessonsyougaveme——theonesbeforeyoutoldmethatIcouldneverlearntodoanything。\"

HE,sinkingmechanicallyintothechairsheindicates:\"Oh,justasyoulike!\"Helooksupattheceilinginhopelessbewilderment,whileshewrites。

SHE,blottingthepaper:\"There!Andnowletmeofferyoualittlepieceofadvice,Mr。Ransom,whichmaybeusefultoyouintakingpupilshereafter。\"

HE,burstingout:\"Inevertakepupils!\"

SHE:\"Nevertakepupils!Idon’tunderstand。YoutookME。\"

HE,confusedly:\"Itookyou——yes。Youseemedtowish——youseemed——

thecasewaspeculiar——peculiarcircumstances。\"

SHE,withseverity:\"MayIaskWHYthecircumstanceswerepeculiar?

Isawnothingpeculiaraboutthecircumstances。Itseemedtomeitwasaverysimplematter。ItoldyouthatIhadalwayshadagreatcuriositytoseewhetherIcoulduseoilpaints,andIaskedyouaveryplainquestion,whetheryouwouldletmestudywithyou。Didn’tI?\"

HE:\"Yes。\"

SHE:\"Wasthereanythingwrong——anythingqueeraboutmyaskingyou?\"

HE:\"No,no!Notatall——notintheleast。\"

SHE:\"Didn’tyouwishmetotakethelessonsofyou?Ifyoudidn’t,itwasn’tkindofyoutoletme。\"

HE:\"Oh,Iwasperfectlywilling——verygladindeed,verymuchso——

certainly!\"

SHE:\"Ifitwasn’tyourCUSTOMtotakepupils,yououghttohavetoldme,andIwouldn’thaveforcedmyselfuponyou。\"

HE,desperately:\"Itwasn’tforcingyourselfuponme。TheLordknowshowhumblygratefulIwas。Itwaslikeahopeofheaven!\"

SHE:\"Really,Mr。Ransom,thisisverystrangetalk。WhatamItounderstandbyit?Whyshouldyoubegratefultoteachme?Whyshouldgivingmelessonsbelikeahopeofheaven?\"

HE:\"Oh,Iwilltellyou!\"

SHE:\"Well?\"

HE,afteramomentofagony:\"Becausetobewithyou\"—

SHE:\"Yes?\"

HE:\"BecauseIwishedtobewithyou。Because——thosedaysinthewoods,whenyouread,andI\"—

SHE:\"Paintedonmypictures\"—

HE:\"Werethehappiestofmylife。Because——Ilovedyou!\"

SHE:\"Mr。Ransom!\"

HE:\"Yes,Imusttellyouso。Ilovedyou;Iloveyoustill。I

shallalwaysloveyou,nomatterwhat\"—

SHE:\"Youforgetyourself,Mr。Ransom。Hastherebeenanythinginmymanner——conduct——tojustifyyouinusingsuchlanguagetome?\"

HE:\"No——no\"—

SHE:\"DidyousupposethatbecauseIfirsttooklessonsofyoufrom—

—from——anenthusiasmforart,andthencontinuedthemfor——for——

amusement,thatIwishedyoutomakelovetome?\"

HE:\"No,Ineversupposedsuchathing。I’mincapableofit。I

beseechyoutobelievethatnoonecouldhavemorerespect——

reverence\"——Hetwirlshishatbetweenhishands,andcastsanimploringglanceather。

SHE:\"Oh,respect——reverence!Iknowwhattheymeaninthemouthsofmen。Ifyourespected,ifyoureverencedme,couldyoudaretotellme,aftermyunguardedtrustofyouduringthepastmonths,thatyouhadbeenallthetimesecretlyinlovewithme?\"

HE,pluckingupalittlecourage:\"Idon’tseethatthethreethingsareincompatible。\"

SHE:\"Oh,thenyouacknowledgethatyoudidpresumeuponsomethingyouthoughtyousawinmetotellmethatyoulovedme,andthatyouwereinlovewithmeallthetime?\"

HE,contritely:\"Ihavenorighttosupposethatyouencouragedme;

andyet——Ican’tdenyitnow——Iwasinlovewithyouallthetime。\"

SHE:\"Andyouneversaidawordtoletmebelievethatyouhadanysuchfeelingtowardme!\"

HE:\"I——I\"—

SHE:\"Youwouldhavepartedfrommewithoutasyllabletosuggestit——perhapspartedfrommeforever?\"Afterapauseofsilenthumiliationforhim:\"Doyoucallthatbraveorgenerous?Doyoucallitmanly——supposing,asyouhoped,that_I_hadanysuchfeeling?\"

HE:\"No;itwascowardly,itwasmean,itwasunmanly。Iseeitnow,butIwillspendmylifeinrepairingthewrong,ifyouwillonlyletme。\"Heimpetuouslyadvancessomepacestowardher,andthenstops,arrestedbyherirresponsiveattitude。

SHE,withalightsigh,andlookingdownatthepaper,whichshehascontinuedtoholdbetweenherhands:\"Therewasatime——amoment——

whenImighthaveansweredasyouwish。\"

HE:\"Oh!thentherewillbeagain。Ifyouhavechangedonce,youmaychangeoncemore。Letmehopethatsometime——anytime,dearest\"



SHE,quenchinghimwithalook:\"Mr。Ransom,IshallNEVERchangetowardyou!Youconfessthatyouhadyouropportunity,andthatyoudespisedit。\"

HE:\"Oh!NOTdespisedit!\"

SHE:\"Neglectedit。\"

HE:\"Notwilfully——no。IconfessthatIwasstupidly,vilely,pusillan——pusillan——illani\"—

SHE:\"’Monsly\"—

HE:\"Thanks——’mouslyunworthyofit;butIdidn’tdespiseit;I

didn’tneglectit;andifyouwillonlyletmeshowbyalifetimeofdevotionhowdearlyandtrulyIhavelovedyoufromthefirstmomentIdrovethatcowaway\"—

SHE:\"Mr。Ransom,IhavetoldyouthatIshouldneverchangetowardyou。Thatcowwasnothingwhenweighedinthebalanceagainstyourbeingwillingtoleaveapoorgirl,whomyousupposedinterestedinyou,andtowhomyouhadpaidthemostmarkedattention,withoutawordtoshowherthatyoucaredforher。Whatisacow,orawholeherdofcows,ascomparedwithobligingayoungladytoofferyoumoneythatyouhadn’tearned,andthensavagelyflingingitbackinherface?Ayokeofoxenwouldbenothing——oramadbull。\"

HE:\"Oh,Iacknowledgeit!Iconfessit。\"

SHE:\"AndyouownthatIamrightinrefusingtolistentoyounow?\"

HE,desolately:\"Yes,yes。\"

SHE:\"Itseemsthatyougavemelessonsinordertobewithme,andifpossibletointerestmeinyou;andthenyouweregoingawaywithoutaword。\"

HE,withagroan:\"ItwasonlybecauseIwasafraidtospeak。\"

SHE:\"Oh,isTHATanyexcuse?\"

HE:\"No;none。\"

SHE:\"Amanoughtalwaystohavecourage。\"Afterapause,inwhichhestandsbeforeherwithbowedhead:\"Thenthere’snothingformebuttogiveyouthismoney。\"

HE,withsuddenenergy:\"Thisistoomuch!I\"—

SHE,offeringhimthebank—notes:\"No;itistheexactsum。I

counteditverycarefully。\"

HE:\"Iwon’ttakeit;Ican’t!I’llnevertakeit!\"

SHE,standingwiththemoneyinheroutstretchedhand:\"Ihaveyourwordasagentlemanthatyouwilltakeit。\"

HE,gasping:\"Oh,well——Iwilltakeit——Iwill\"——Heclutchesthemoney,andrushestowardthedoor。\"Good—evening;ah——good—by\"—

SHE,callingafterhim:\"Thereceipt,Mr。Ransom!Pleasesignthisreceipt!\"Shewavesthepaperintheair。

HE:\"Oh,yes,certainly!Whereisit——what——which\"——Herushesbacktoher,andseizingthereceipt,feelsblindlyaboutforthepenandink。\"WhereshallIsign?\"

SHE:\"Readitfirst。\"

HE:\"Oh,it’sall——allright\"—

SHE:\"Iinsistuponyourreadingit。It’sabusinesstransaction。

Readitaloud。\"

HE,desperately:\"Well,well!\"Hereads。\"’ReceivedfromMissEthelReed,infull,fortwenty—fivelessonsinoil—painting,onehundredandtwenty—fivedollars,andherhand,heart,anddearestloveforever。’\"Helooksupather。\"Ethel!\"

SHE,smiling:\"Signit,signit!\"

HE,catchingherinhisarmsandkissingher:\"Oh,yes——HERE!\"

SHE,pullingalittleawayfromhim,andlaughing:\"Oh,oh!IonlywantedONEsignature!Twentyautographsaretoomany,unlessyou’llletmetradethemoff,asthecollectorsdo。\"

HE:\"No;keepthemall!Icouldn’tthinkoflettinganyoneelsehavethem。Onemore!\"

SHE:\"No;it’squiteenough!\"

SHEfreesherself,andretiresbeyondthetable。\"Thisunexpectedaffection\"—

HE:\"ISitunexpected——seriously?\"

SHE:\"Whatdoyoumean?\"

HE:\"Oh,nothing!\"

SHE:\"Yes,tellme!\"

HE:\"Ihoped——Ithought——perhaps——thatyoumighthavebeenpreparedforsomesuchdemonstrationonmypart。\"

SHE:\"Andwhydidyouthink——hope——perhaps——THAT,Mr。Ransom,mayI

ask?\"

HE:\"IfIhadn’t,howshouldIhavedaredtospeak?\"

SHE:\"Dared?Youwereobligedtospeak!Well,sinceit’sallover,Idon’tmindsayingthatIDIDhavesomeslightapprehensionsthatsomethinginthewayofadeclarationmightbeextortedfromyou。\"

HE:\"Extorted?Oh!\"Hemakesanimpassionedrushtowardher。

SHE,keepingthetablebetweenthem:\"No,no。\"

HE:\"Oh,Imerelywishedtoaskwhyyouchosetomakemesufferso,afterIhadcometothepoint。\"

SHE:\"Askitacrossthetable,then。\"Afteramoment’sreflection,\"Imadeyousuffer——Imadeyousuffer——sothatyoumighthavearealizingsenseofwhatyouhadmadeMEsuffer。\"

HE,enrapturedbythisconfession:\"Oh,youangel!\"

SHE,withtendermagnanimity:\"No;onlyawoman——apoor,trusting,foolishwoman!\"Shepermitshimtosurroundthetable,withimaginableresults。Then,withherheadonhisshoulder:\"You’llNEVERletmeregretit,willyou,darling?You’llneverobligemetopunishyouagain,dearest,willyou?Oh,ithurtMEfarworsetoSEE

yourpainthanitdidyouto——to——feelit!\"Ontheothersideofthepartition,Mr。Grinnidge’spipefallsfromhislips,partedinslumber,andshiverstoatomsontheregister。\"Oh!\"Shefliesattheregisterwithashriekofdismay,andisabouttocloseit。

\"Thatwretchhasbeenlistening,andhasheardeveryword!\"

HE,preventingher:\"Whatwretch?Where?\"

SHE:\"Don’tyouhearhim,mumblingandgrumblingthere?\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Well,Iswear!Cashvalueoftwenty—fivedollars,anduntoldtoilincoloringit!\"

RANSOM,listeningwithanairofmystification:\"Who’sthat?\"

SHE:\"Gummidge,Grimmidge——whateveryoucalledhim。Oh!\"Shearrestsherselfinconsternation。\"NowIHAVEdoneit!\"

HE:\"Donewhat?\"

SHE:\"Oh——nothing!\"

HE:\"Idon’tunderstand。DoyoumeantosaythatmyfriendGrinnidge’sroomisontheotheraideofthewall,andthatyoucanhearhimtalkthroughtheregister?\"

SHEpreservesthesilenceofabjectterror。Hestoopsovertheregister,andcallsdownit。\"Grinnidge!Hallo!\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Hallo,yourself!\"

RANSOM,toMissReed:\"Soundsliketheghostlysqueakofthephonograph。\"ToGrinnidge:\"What’sthetrouble?\"

GRINNIDGE:\"Smashedmypipe。Dozedoffandletitdroponthisinfernalregister。\"

RANSOM,turningfromtheregisterwithimpressivedeliberation:

\"MissReed,mayIaskHOWyoucametoknowthathisnamewasGummidge,orGrimmidge,orwhateverIcalledhim?\"

SHE:Oh,dearest,ICAN’Ttellyou!Or——yes,Ihadbetter。\"

Impulsively:\"Iwilljudgeyoubymyself。_I_couldforgiveYOU

anything!\"

HE,doubtfully:\"Oh,couldyou?\"

SHE:\"Everything!Ihad——Ihadbettermakeacleanbreastofit。

Yes,Ihad。ThoughIdon’tliketo。I——Ilistened!\"

HE:\"Listened?\"

SHE:\"Throughtheregisterto——to——what——you——weresayingbeforeyou——cameinhere。\"Herheaddroops。

HE:\"Thenyouheardeverything?\"

SHE:\"Killme,butdon’tlookSOatme!Itwasaccidentalatfirst—

—indeeditwas;andthenIrecognizedyourvoice;andthenIknewyouweretalkingaboutme;andIhadsomuchatstake;andIdidloveyousodearly!YouWILLforgiveme,darling?Itwasn’tasifIwerelisteningwithanybadmotive。\"

HE,takingherinhisarms:\"Forgiveyou?OfcourseIdo。Butyoumustchangethisroomatonce,Ethel;youseeyouheareverythingontheotherside,too。\"

SHE:\"Oh,notifyouwhisperonthis。Youcouldn’thearUS?\"Atadubiousexpressionofhis:\"YouDIDN’Thearus?Ifyoudid,Icanneverforgiveyou!\"

HE:\"Itwasaccidentalatfirst——indeeditwas;andthenI

recognizedyourvoice;andthenIknewyouweretalkingaboutme;andIhadsomuchatstake;andIdidloveyousodearly!\"

SHE:\"Allthathasnothingwhatevertodowithit。Howmuchdidyouhear?\"

HE,withexemplarymeekness:\"OnlywhatyouweresayingbeforeGrinnidgecamein。Youdidn’twhisperthen。Ihadtowaitthereforhimwhile\"—

SHE:\"Whileyouweregivingyourgoodresolutionsarest?\"

HE:\"WhileIwasgivingmygoodresolutionsarest。\"

SHE:\"Andthataccountsforyourdeterminationtohumbleyourselfso?\"

HE:\"ItseemedperfectlyprovidentialthatIshouldhaveknownjustwhatconditionsyouweregoingtoexactofme。\"

SHE:\"Oh,don’tmakelightofit!Icantellyouit’saveryseriousmatter。\"

HE:\"Itwasveryseriousformewhenyoudidn’tmeetmyself—

abasementasyouhadledmetoexpectyouwould。\"

SHE:\"Don’tmakefun!I’mtryingtothinkwhetherIcanforgiveyou。\"

HE,withinsinuation:\"Don’tyoubelieveyoucouldthinkbetterifyouputyourheadonmyshoulder?\"

SHE:\"Nonsense!ThenIshouldforgiveyouwithoutthinking。\"Afteraseasonofreflection:\"No,ICAN’Tforgiveyou。Inevercouldforgiveeavesdropping。It’sTOOlow。\"

HE,inastonishment:\"Why,youdidityourself!\"

SHE:\"Butyoubeganit。Besides,it’sverydifferentforaman。

Womenareweak,poor,helplesscreatures。Theyhavetousefinesse。

Butamanshouldbeaboveit。\"

HE:\"Yousaidyoucouldforgivemeanything。\"

SHE:\"Ah,butIdidn’tknowwhatyou’dbeendoing!\"

HE,withpensiveresignation,andafeintofgoing:\"ThenIsupposeit’salloverbetweenus。\"

SHE,relenting:\"IfyoucouldthinkofanyreasonWHYIshouldforgiveyou\"—

HE:\"Ican’t。\"

SHE,afterconsideration:\"DoyousupposeMr。Grumage,orGrimidge,heardtoo?\"

HE:\"No;Grinnidgeisaveryhigh—principledfellow,andwouldn’tlisten;besides,hewasn’tthere,youknow。\"

SHE:\"Well,then,Iwillforgiveyouonthesegrounds。\"Heinstantlycatcheshertohisheart。\"Butthesealone,remember。\"

HE,rapturously:\"Oh,onany!\"

SHE,tenderly:\"Andyou’llalwaysbedevoted?Andnice?Andnottrytoprovokeme?Orneglectme?Oranything?\"

HE:\"Always!Never!\"

SHE:\"Oh,youdear,sweet,simpleoldthing——howIDOloveyou!\"

GRINNIDGE,whohasbeenlisteningattentivelytoeverywordattheregisterathisside:\"Ransom,ifyoudon’twantmetogostarkmad,SHUTTHEREGISTER!\"

RANSOM,abouttocomply:\"Oh,pooroldman!Iforgotitwasopen!\"

MISSREED,preventinghim:\"No!Ifhehasbeenvileenoughtolistenataregister,lethimsuffer。Come,sitdownhere,andI’lltellyoujustwhenIbegantocareforyou。Itwaslongbeforethecow。Doyourememberthatfirstmorningafteryouarrived\"——Shedragshimclosetotheregister,sothateverywordmaytellupontheenviousGrinnidge,onwhosemanifestationsofacutedespair,arapidcurtaindescends。