第4章

\"No,\"saidSmith,\"thatwillbeallrighttillwegethome.\"

Hespokeinaveryloud,offhandway,andIthoughtitveryunlikehimnottoseeabouttheshoe,ashewasgenerallywonderfullyparticularaboutloosenailsinourshoes.Hedidnotcomeatsixnorseven,noreight,anditwasnearlynineo’clockbeforehecalledforme,andthenitwaswithaloud,roughvoice.Heseemedinaverybadtemper,andabusedthehostler,thoughIcouldnottellwhatfor.

Thelandlordstoodatthedoorandsaid,\"Haveacare,Mr.Smith!\"

butheansweredangrilywithanoath;andalmostbeforehewasoutofthetownhebegantogallop,frequentlygivingmeasharpcutwithhiswhip,thoughIwasgoingatfullspeed.Themoonhadnotyetrisen,anditwasverydark.Theroadswerestony,havingbeenrecentlymended;

goingoverthematthispace,myshoebecamelooser,andaswenearedtheturnpikegateitcameoff.

IfSmithhadbeeninhisrightsenseshewouldhavebeensensibleofsomethingwronginmypace,buthewastoodrunktonotice.

Beyondtheturnpikewasalongpieceofroad,uponwhichfreshstoneshadjustbeenlaid——largesharpstones,overwhichnohorsecouldbedrivenquicklywithoutriskofdanger.Overthisroad,withoneshoegone,Iwasforcedtogallopatmyutmostspeed,myridermeanwhilecuttingintomewithhiswhip,andwithwildcursesurgingmetogostillfaster.

Ofcoursemyshoelessfootsuffereddreadfully;thehoofwasbrokenandsplitdowntotheveryquick,andtheinsidewasterriblycutbythesharpnessofthestones.

Thiscouldnotgoon;nohorsecouldkeephisfootingundersuchcircumstances;thepainwastoogreat.Istumbled,andfellwithviolenceonbothmyknees.Smithwasflungoffbymyfall,and,owingtothespeedIwasgoingat,hemusthavefallenwithgreatforce.

Isoonrecoveredmyfeetandlimpedtothesideoftheroad,whereitwasfreefromstones.Themoonhadjustrisenabovethehedge,andbyitslightIcouldseeSmithlyingafewyardsbeyondme.

Hedidnotrise;hemadeoneslightefforttodoso,andthentherewasaheavygroan.Icouldhavegroaned,too,forIwassufferingintensepainbothfrommyfootandknees;

buthorsesareusedtobeartheirpaininsilence.Iutterednosound,butIstoodthereandlistened.OnemoreheavygroanfromSmith;

butthoughhenowlayinthefullmoonlightIcouldseenomotion.

Icoulddonothingforhimnormyself,but,oh!howIlistenedforthesoundofhorse,orwheels,orfootsteps!Theroadwasnotmuchfrequented,andatthistimeofthenightwemightstayforhoursbeforehelpcametous.

Istoodwatchingandlistening.Itwasacalm,sweetAprilnight;

therewerenosoundsbutafewlownotesofanightingale,andnothingmovedbutthewhitecloudsnearthemoonandabrownowlthatflittedoverthehedge.Itmademethinkofthesummernightslongago,whenIusedtoliebesidemymotherinthegreenpleasantmeadowatFarmerGrey’s.

26HowitEndedItmusthavebeennearlymidnightwhenIheardatagreatdistancethesoundofahorse’sfeet.Sometimesthesounddiedaway,thenitgrewcleareragainandnearer.TheroadtoEarlshallledthroughwoodsthatbelongedtotheearl;thesoundcameinthatdirection,andIhopeditmightbesomeonecominginsearchofus.AsthesoundcamenearerandnearerIwasalmostsureIcoulddistinguishGinger’sstep;

alittlenearerstill,andIcouldtellshewasinthedog—cart.

Ineighedloudly,andwasoverjoyedtohearanansweringneighfromGinger,andmen’svoices.Theycameslowlyoverthestones,andstoppedatthedarkfigurethatlayupontheground.

Oneofthemenjumpedout,andstoopeddownoverit.\"ItisReuben,\"

hesaid,\"andhedoesnotstir!\"

Theothermanfollowed,andbentoverhim.\"He’sdead,\"hesaid;

\"feelhowcoldhishandsare.\"

Theyraisedhimup,buttherewasnolife,andhishairwassoakedwithblood.Theylaidhimdownagain,andcameandlookedatme.

Theysoonsawmycutknees.

\"Why,thehorsehasbeendownandthrownhim!Whowouldhavethoughttheblackhorsewouldhavedonethat?Nobodythoughthecouldfall.

Reubenmusthavebeenlyinghereforhours!Odd,too,thatthehorsehasnotmovedfromtheplace.\"

Robertthenattemptedtoleadmeforward.Imadeastep,butalmostfellagain.

\"Halloo!he’sbadinhisfootaswellashisknees.Lookhere——

hishoofiscutalltopieces;hemightwellcomedown,poorfellow!

Itellyouwhat,Ned,I’mafraidithasn’tbeenallrightwithReuben.

Justthinkofhisridingahorseoverthesestoneswithoutashoe!

Why,ifhehadbeeninhisrightsenseshewouldjustassoonhavetriedtoridehimoverthemoon.I’mafraidithasbeentheoldthingoveragain.

PoorSusan!shelookedawfullypalewhenshecametomyhousetoaskifhehadnotcomehome.Shemadebelieveshewasnotabitanxious,andtalkedofalotofthingsthatmighthavekepthim.

Butforallthatshebeggedmetogoandmeethim.Butwhatmustwedo?

There’sthehorsetogethomeaswellasthebody,andthatwillbenoeasymatter.\"

Thenfollowedaconversationbetweenthem,tillitwasagreedthatRobert,asthegroom,shouldleadme,andthatNedmusttakethebody.

Itwasahardjobtogetitintothedog—cart,fortherewasnoonetoholdGinger;butsheknewaswellasIdidwhatwasgoingon,andstoodasstillasastone.Inoticedthat,because,ifshehadafault,itwasthatshewasimpatientinstanding.

Nedstartedoffveryslowlywithhissadload,andRobertcameandlookedatmyfootagain;thenhetookhishandkerchiefandbounditcloselyround,andsoheledmehome.Ishallneverforgetthatnightwalk;

itwasmorethanthreemiles.Robertledmeonveryslowly,andIlimpedandhobbledonaswellasIcouldwithgreatpain.

Iamsurehewassorryforme,forheoftenpattedandencouragedme,talkingtomeinapleasantvoice.

AtlastIreachedmyownbox,andhadsomecorn;andafterRoberthadwrappedupmykneesinwetcloths,hetiedupmyfootinabranpoultice,todrawouttheheatandcleanseitbeforethehorse—doctorsawitinthemorning,andImanagedtogetmyselfdownonthestraw,andsleptinspiteofthepain.

Thenextdayafterthefarrierhadexaminedmywounds,hesaidhehopedthejointwasnotinjured;andifso,Ishouldnotbespoiledforwork,butIshouldneverlosetheblemish.Ibelievetheydidthebesttomakeagoodcure,butitwasalongandpainfulone.Proudflesh,astheycalledit,cameupinmyknees,andwasburnedoutwithcaustic;

andwhenatlastitwashealed,theyputablisteringfluidoverthefrontofbothkneestobringallthehairoff;theyhadsomereasonforthis,andIsupposeitwasallright.

AsSmith’sdeathhadbeensosudden,andnoonewastheretoseeit,therewasaninquestheld.ThelandlordandhostlerattheWhiteLion,withseveralotherpeople,gaveevidencethathewasintoxicatedwhenhestartedfromtheinn.Thekeeperofthetoll—gatesaidherodeatahardgallopthroughthegate;andmyshoewaspickedupamongthestones,sothatthecasewasquiteplaintothem,andIwasclearedofallblame.

EverybodypitiedSusan.Shewasnearlyoutofhermind;

shekeptsayingoverandoveragain,\"Oh!hewassogood——sogood!

Itwasallthatcurseddrink;whywilltheysellthatcurseddrink?

OhReuben,Reuben!\"Soshewentontillafterhewasburied;andthen,asshehadnohomeorrelations,she,withhersixlittlechildren,wasobligedoncemoretoleavethepleasanthomebythetalloak—trees,andgointothatgreatgloomyUnionHouse.

27RuinedandGoingDownhillAssoonasmykneesweresufficientlyhealedIwasturnedintoasmallmeadowforamonthortwo;noothercreaturewasthere;andthoughIenjoyedthelibertyandthesweetgrass,yetIhadbeensolongusedtosocietythatIfeltverylonely.GingerandIhadbecomefastfriends,andnowImissedhercompanyextremely.IoftenneighedwhenIheardhorses’feetpassingintheroad,butIseldomgotananswer;

tillonemorningthegatewasopened,andwhoshouldcomeinbutdearoldGinger.Themanslippedoffherhalter,andleftherthere.

WithajoyfulwhinnyItrotteduptoher;wewerebothgladtomeet,butIsoonfoundthatitwasnotforourpleasurethatshewasbroughttobewithme.Herstorywouldbetoolongtotell,buttheendofitwasthatshehadbeenruinedbyhardriding,andwasnowturnedofftoseewhatrestwoulddo.

LordGeorgewasyoungandwouldtakenowarning;hewasahardrider,andwouldhuntwheneverhecouldgetthechance,quitecarelessofhishorse.

SoonafterIleftthestabletherewasasteeplechase,andhedeterminedtoride.Thoughthegroomtoldhimshewasalittlestrained,andwasnotfitfortherace,hedidnotbelieveit,andonthedayoftheraceurgedGingertokeepupwiththeforemostriders.

Withherhighspirit,shestrainedherselftotheutmost;

shecameinwiththefirstthreehorses,butherwindwastouched,besideswhichhewastooheavyforher,andherbackwasstrained.

\"Andso,\"shesaid,\"hereweare,ruinedintheprimeofouryouthandstrength,youbyadrunkard,andIbyafool;itisveryhard.\"

Webothfeltinourselvesthatwewerenotwhatwehadbeen.However,thatdidnotspoilthepleasurewehadineachother’scompany;

wedidnotgallopaboutasweoncedid,butweusedtofeed,andliedowntogether,andstandforhoursunderoneoftheshadylime—treeswithourheadsclosetoeachother;andsowepassedourtimetillthefamilyreturnedfromtown.

Onedaywesawtheearlcomeintothemeadow,andYorkwaswithhim.

Seeingwhoitwas,westoodstillunderourlime—tree,andletthemcomeuptous.Theyexamineduscarefully.

Theearlseemedmuchannoyed.

\"Thereisthreehundredpoundsflungawayfornoearthlyuse,\"saidhe;

\"butwhatIcaremostforisthatthesehorsesofmyoldfriend,whothoughttheywouldfindagoodhomewithme,areruined.

Themareshallhaveatwelve—month’srun,andweshallseewhatthatwilldoforher;buttheblackone,hemustbesold;

’tisagreatpity,butIcouldnothavekneesliketheseinmystables.\"

\"No,mylord,ofcoursenot,\"saidYork;\"buthemightgetaplacewhereappearanceisnotofmuchconsequence,andstillbewelltreated.IknowamaninBath,themasterofsomeliverystables,whooftenwantsagoodhorseatalowfigure;

Iknowhelookswellafterhishorses.Theinquestclearedthehorse’scharacter,andyourlordship’srecommendation,ormine,wouldbesufficientwarrantforhim.\"

\"Youhadbetterwritetohim,York.Ishouldbemoreparticularabouttheplacethanthemoneyhewouldfetch.\"

Afterthistheyleftus.

\"They’llsoontakeyouaway,\"saidGinger,\"andIshalllosetheonlyfriendIhave,andmostlikelyweshallneverseeeachotheragain.

’Tisahardworld!\"

AboutaweekafterthisRobertcameintothefieldwithahalter,whichheslippedovermyhead,andledmeaway.Therewasnoleave—takingofGinger;weneighedtoeachotherasIwasledoff,andshetrottedanxiouslyalongbythehedge,callingtomeaslongasshecouldhearthesoundofmyfeet.

ThroughtherecommendationofYork,Iwasboughtbythemasteroftheliverystables.Ihadtogobytrain,whichwasnewtome,andrequiredagooddealofcouragethefirsttime;

butasIfoundthepuffing,rushing,whistling,and,morethanall,thetremblingofthehorse—boxinwhichIstooddidmenorealharm,Isoontookitquietly.

WhenIreachedtheendofmyjourneyIfoundmyselfinatolerablycomfortablestable,andwellattendedto.

ThesestableswerenotsoairyandpleasantasthoseIhadbeenusedto.

Thestallswerelaidonaslopeinsteadofbeinglevel,andasmyheadwaskepttiedtothemanger,Iwasobligedalwaystostandontheslope,whichwasveryfatiguing.Mendonotseemtoknowyetthathorsescandomoreworkiftheycanstandcomfortablyandcanturnabout;

however,Iwaswellfedandwellcleaned,and,onthewhole,Ithinkourmastertookasmuchcareofusashecould.

Hekeptagoodmanyhorsesandcarriagesofdifferentkindsforhire.

Sometimeshisownmendrovethem;atothers,thehorseandchaisewerelettogentlemenorladieswhodrovethemselves.

28AJobHorseandHisDriversHithertoIhadalwaysbeendrivenbypeoplewhoatleastknewhowtodrive;

butinthisplaceIwastogetmyexperienceofallthedifferentkindsofbadandignorantdrivingtowhichwehorsesaresubjected;

forIwasa\"jobhorse\",andwasletouttoallsortsofpeoplewhowishedtohireme;andasIwasgood—temperedandgentle,IthinkIwasoftenerletouttotheignorantdriversthansomeoftheotherhorses,becauseIcouldbedependedupon.ItwouldtakealongtimetotellofallthedifferentstylesinwhichIwasdriven,butIwillmentionafewofthem.

First,therewerethetight—reindrivers——menwhoseemedtothinkthatalldependedonholdingthereinsashardastheycould,neverrelaxingthepullonthehorse’smouth,orgivinghimtheleastlibertyofmovement.

Theyarealwaystalkingabout\"keepingthehorsewellinhand\",and\"holdingahorseup\",justasifahorsewasnotmadetoholdhimselfup.

Somepoor,broken—downhorses,whosemouthshavebeenmadehardandinsensiblebyjustsuchdriversasthese,may,perhaps,findsomesupportinit;butforahorsewhocandependuponhisownlegs,andwhohasatendermouthandiseasilyguided,itisnotonlytormenting,butitisstupid.

Thentherearetheloose—reindrivers,wholetthereinslieeasilyonourbacks,andtheirownhandrestlazilyontheirknees.Ofcourse,suchgentlemenhavenocontroloverahorse,ifanythinghappenssuddenly.

Ifahorseshies,orstarts,orstumbles,theyarenowhere,andcannothelpthehorseorthemselvestillthemischiefisdone.

Ofcourse,formyselfIhadnoobjectiontoit,asIwasnotinthehabiteitherofstartingorstumbling,andhadonlybeenusedtodependonmydriverforguidanceandencouragement.Still,onelikestofeelthereinalittleingoingdownhill,andlikestoknowthatone’sdriverisnotgonetosleep.

Besides,aslovenlywayofdrivinggetsahorseintobadandoftenlazyhabits,andwhenhechangeshandshehastobewhippedoutofthemwithmoreorlesspainandtrouble.

SquireGordonalwayskeptustoourbestpacesandourbestmanners.

Hesaidthatspoilingahorseandlettinghimgetintobadhabitswasjustascruelasspoilingachild,andbothhadtosufferforitafterward.

Besides,thesedriversareoftencarelessaltogether,andwillattendtoanythingelsemorethantheirhorses.

Iwentoutinthephaetononedaywithoneofthem;hehadaladyandtwochildrenbehind.Hefloppedthereinsaboutaswestarted,andofcoursegavemeseveralunmeaningcutswiththewhip,thoughIwasfairlyoff.Therehadbeenagooddealofroad—mendinggoingon,andevenwherethestoneswerenotfreshlylaiddowntherewereagreatmanylooseonesabout.Mydriverwaslaughingandjokingwiththeladyandthechildren,andtalkingaboutthecountrytotherightandtheleft;butheneverthoughtitworthwhiletokeepaneyeonhishorseortodriveonthesmoothestpartsoftheroad;

andsoiteasilyhappenedthatIgotastoneinoneofmyforefeet.

Now,ifMr.GordonorJohn,orinfactanygooddriver,hadbeenthere,hewouldhaveseenthatsomethingwaswrongbeforeIhadgonethreepaces.

Orevenifithadbeendarkapracticedhandwouldhavefeltbythereinthattherewassomethingwronginthestep,andtheywouldhavegotdownandpickedoutthestone.Butthismanwentonlaughingandtalking,whileateverystepthestonebecamemorefirmlywedgedbetweenmyshoeandthefrogofmyfoot.Thestonewassharpontheinsideandroundontheoutside,which,aseveryoneknows,isthemostdangerouskindthatahorsecanpickup,atthesametimecuttinghisfootandmakinghimmostliabletostumbleandfall.

WhetherthemanwaspartlyblindoronlyverycarelessIcan’tsay,buthedrovemewiththatstoneinmyfootforagoodhalf—milebeforehesawanything.BythattimeIwasgoingsolamewiththepainthatatlasthesawit,andcalledout,\"Well,here’sago!Why,theyhavesentusoutwithalamehorse!Whatashame!\"

Hethenchuckedthereinsandflippedaboutwiththewhip,saying,\"Now,then,it’snouseplayingtheoldsoldierwithme;

there’sthejourneytogo,andit’snouseturninglameandlazy.\"

Justatthistimeafarmercameridinguponabrowncob.

Heliftedhishatandpulledup.

\"Ibegyourpardon,sir,\"hesaid,\"butIthinkthereissomethingthematterwithyourhorse;hegoesverymuchasifhehadastoneinhisshoe.

IfyouwillallowmeIwilllookathisfeet;theseloosescatteredstonesareconfoundeddangerousthingsforthehorses.\"

\"He’sahiredhorse,\"saidmydriver.\"Idon’tknowwhat’sthematterwithhim,butitisagreatshametosendoutalamebeastlikethis.\"

Thefarmerdismounted,andslippinghisreinoverhisarmatoncetookupmynearfoot.

\"Blessme,there’sastone!Lame!Ishouldthinkso!\"

Atfirsthetriedtodislodgeitwithhishand,butasitwasnowverytightlywedgedhedrewastone—pickoutofhispocket,andverycarefullyandwithsometroublegotitout.Thenholdingituphesaid,\"There,that’sthestoneyourhorsehadpickedup.

Itisawonderhedidnotfalldownandbreakhiskneesintothebargain!\"

\"Well,tobesure!\"saidmydriver;\"thatisaqueerthing!

Ineverknewthathorsespickedupstonesbefore.\"

\"Didn’tyou?\"saidthefarmerrathercontemptuously;\"buttheydo,though,andthebestofthemwilldoit,andcan’thelpitsometimesonsuchroadsasthese.Andifyoudon’twanttolameyourhorseyoumustlooksharpandgetthemoutquickly.Thisfootisverymuchbruised,\"hesaid,settingitgentlydownandpattingme.\"IfImightadvise,sir,youhadbetterdrivehimgentlyforawhile;thefootisagooddealhurt,andthelamenesswillnotgooffdirectly.\"

Thenmountinghiscobandraisinghishattotheladyhetrottedoff.

Whenhewasgonemydriverbegantoflopthereinsaboutandwhiptheharness,bywhichIunderstoodthatIwastogoon,whichofcourseIdid,gladthatthestonewasgone,butstillinagooddealofpain.

Thiswasthesortofexperiencewejobhorsesoftencameinfor.

29CockneysThenthereisthesteam—enginestyleofdriving;thesedriversweremostlypeoplefromtowns,whoneverhadahorseoftheirownandgenerallytraveledbyrail.

Theyalwaysseemedtothinkthatahorsewassomethinglikeasteam—engine,onlysmaller.Atanyrate,theythinkthatifonlytheypayforitahorseisboundtogojustasfarandjustasfastandwithjustasheavyaloadastheyplease.Andbetheroadsheavyandmuddy,ordryandgood;

betheystonyorsmooth,uphillordownhill,itisallthesame——on,on,on,onemustgo,atthesamepace,withnoreliefandnoconsideration.

Thesepeopleneverthinkofgettingouttowalkupasteephill.Oh,no,theyhavepaidtoride,andridetheywill!Thehorse?Oh,he’susedtoit!

Whatwerehorsesmadefor,ifnottodragpeopleuphill?Walk!

Agoodjokeindeed!Andsothewhipispliedandthereinischuckedandoftenarough,scoldingvoicecriesout,\"Goalong,youlazybeast!\"

Andthenanotherslashofthewhip,whenallthetimewearedoingourverybesttogetalong,uncomplainingandobedient,thoughoftensorelyharassedanddown—hearted.

Thissteam—enginestyleofdrivingwearsusupfasterthananyotherkind.

IwouldfarrathergotwentymileswithagoodconsideratedriverthanIwouldgotenwithsomeofthese;itwouldtakelessoutofme.

Anotherthing,theyscarcelyeverputonthebrake,howeversteepthedownhillmaybe,andthusbadaccidentssometimeshappen;

oriftheydoputiton,theyoftenforgettotakeitoffatthebottomofthehill,andmorethanonceIhavehadtopullhalfwayupthenexthill,withoneofthewheelsheldbythebrake,beforemydriverchosetothinkaboutit;andthatisaterriblestrainonahorse.

Thenthesecockneys,insteadofstartingataneasypace,asagentlemanwoulddo,generallysetoffatfullspeedfromtheverystable—yard;andwhentheywanttostop,theyfirstwhipus,andthenpullupsosuddenlythatwearenearlythrownonourhaunches,andourmouthsjaggedwiththebit——theycallthatpullingupwithadash;

andwhentheyturnacornertheydoitassharplyasiftherewerenorightsideorwrongsideoftheroad.

IwellrememberonespringeveningIandRoryhadbeenoutfortheday.

(Rorywasthehorsethatmostlywentwithmewhenapairwasordered,andagoodhonestfellowhewas.)Wehadourowndriver,andashewasalwaysconsiderateandgentlewithus,wehadaverypleasantday.

Wewerecominghomeatagoodsmartpace,abouttwilight.

Ourroadturnedsharptotheleft;butaswewereclosetothehedgeonourownside,andtherewasplentyofroomtopass,ourdriverdidnotpullusin.AswenearedthecornerIheardahorseandtwowheelscomingrapidlydownthehilltowardus.Thehedgewashigh,andIcouldseenothing,butthenextmomentwewereuponeachother.

Happilyforme,Iwasonthesidenextthehedge.Rorywasontheleftsideofthepole,andhadnotevenashafttoprotecthim.

Themanwhowasdrivingwasmakingstraightforthecorner,andwhenhecameinsightofushehadnotimetopullovertohisownside.

ThewholeshockcameuponRory.Thegigshaftranrightintothechest,makinghimstaggerbackwithacrythatIshallneverforget.

Theotherhorsewasthrownuponhishaunchesandoneshaftbroken.

Itturnedoutthatitwasahorsefromourownstables,withthehigh—wheeledgigthattheyoungmenweresofondof.

Thedriverwasoneofthoserandom,ignorantfellows,whodon’tevenknowwhichistheirownsideoftheroad,or,iftheyknow,don’tcare.

AndtherewaspoorRorywithhisfleshtornopenandbleeding,andthebloodstreamingdown.Theysaidifithadbeenalittlemoretoonesideitwouldhavekilledhim;andagoodthingforhim,poorfellow,ifithad.

Asitwas,itwasalongtimebeforethewoundhealed,andthenhewassoldforcoal—carting;andwhatthatis,upanddownthosesteephills,onlyhorsesknow.SomeofthesightsIsawthere,whereahorsehadtocomedownhillwithaheavilyloadedtwo—wheelcartbehindhim,onwhichnobrakecouldbeplaced,makemesadevennowtothinkof.

AfterRorywasdisabledIoftenwentinthecarriagewithamarenamedPeggy,whostoodinthenextstalltomine.Shewasastrong,well—madeanimal,ofabrightduncolor,beautifullydappled,andwithadark—brownmaneandtail.Therewasnohighbreedingabouther,butshewasveryprettyandremarkablysweet—temperedandwilling.

Still,therewasananxiouslookabouthereye,bywhichIknewthatshehadsometrouble.ThefirsttimewewentouttogetherIthoughtshehadaveryoddpace;sheseemedtogopartlyatrot,partlyacanter,threeorfourpaces,andthenalittlejumpforward.

Itwasveryunpleasantforanyhorsewhopulledwithher,andmademequitefidgety.WhenwegothomeIaskedherwhatmadehergointhatodd,awkwardway.

\"Ah,\"shesaidinatroubledmanner,\"Iknowmypacesareverybad,butwhatcanIdo?Itreallyisnotmyfault;itisjustbecausemylegsaresoshort.Istandnearlyashighasyou,butyourlegsareagoodthreeincheslongeraboveyourkneethanmine,andofcourseyoucantakeamuchlongerstepandgomuchfaster.

YouseeIdidnotmakemyself.IwishIcouldhavedoneso;

Iwouldhavehadlonglegsthen.Allmytroublescomefrommyshortlegs,\"

saidPeggy,inadespondingtone.

\"Buthowisit,\"Isaid,\"whenyouaresostrongandgood—temperedandwilling?\"

\"Why,yousee,\"saidshe,\"menwillgosofast,andifonecan’tkeepuptootherhorsesitisnothingbutwhip,whip,whip,allthetime.

AndsoIhavehadtokeepupasIcould,andhavegotintothisuglyshufflingpace.Itwasnotalwaysso;whenIlivedwithmyfirstmasterIalwayswentagoodregulartrot,butthenhewasnotinsuchahurry.

Hewasayoungclergymaninthecountry,andagood,kindmasterhewas.

Hehadtwochurchesagoodwayapart,andagreatdealofwork,butheneverscoldedorwhippedmefornotgoingfaster.

Hewasveryfondofme.IonlywishIwaswithhimnow;

buthehadtoleaveandgotoalargetown,andthenIwassoldtoafarmer.

\"Somefarmers,youknow,arecapitalmasters;butIthinkthisonewasalowsortofman.Hecarednothingaboutgoodhorsesorgooddriving;

heonlycaredforgoingfast.IwentasfastasIcould,butthatwouldnotdo,andhewasalwayswhipping;soIgotintothiswayofmakingaspringforwardtokeepup.Onmarketnightsheusedtostayverylateattheinn,andthendrivehomeatagallop.

\"Onedarknighthewasgallopinghomeasusual,whenallofasuddenthewheelcameagainstsomegreatheavythingintheroad,andturnedthegigoverinaminute.Hewasthrownoutandhisarmbroken,andsomeofhisribs,Ithink.Atanyrate,itwastheendofmylivingwithhim,andIwasnotsorry.Butyouseeitwillbethesameeverywhereforme,ifmenmustgosofast.Iwishmylegswerelonger!\"

PoorPeggy!Iwasverysorryforher,andIcouldnotcomforther,forIknewhowharditwasuponslow—pacedhorsestobeputwithfastones;

allthewhippingcomestotheirshare,andtheycan’thelpit.

Shewasoftenusedinthephaeton,andwasverymuchlikedbysomeoftheladies,becauseshewassogentle;andsometimeafterthisshewassoldtotwoladieswhodrovethemselves,andwantedasafe,goodhorse.

Imetherseveraltimesoutinthecountry,goingagoodsteadypace,andlookingasgayandcontentedasahorsecouldbe.Iwasverygladtoseeher,forshedeservedagoodplace.

Aftersheleftusanotherhorsecameinherstead.Hewasyoung,andhadabadnameforshyingandstarting,bywhichhehadlostagoodplace.Iaskedhimwhatmadehimshy.

\"Well,Ihardlyknow,\"hesaid.\"IwastimidwhenIwasyoung,andwasagooddealfrightenedseveraltimes,andifIsawanythingstrangeIusedtoturnandlookatit——yousee,withourblinkersonecan’tseeorunderstandwhatathingisunlessonelooksround——

andthenmymasteralwaysgavemeawhipping,whichofcoursemademestarton,anddidnotmakemelessafraid.Ithinkifhewouldhaveletmejustlookatthingsquietly,andseethattherewasnothingtohurtme,itwouldhavebeenallright,andIshouldhavegotusedtothem.

Onedayanoldgentlemanwasridingwithhim,andalargepieceofwhitepaperorragblewacrossjustononesideofme.

Ishiedandstartedforward.Mymasterasusualwhippedmesmartly,buttheoldmancriedout,`You’rewrong!you’rewrong!

Youshouldneverwhipahorseforshying;heshiesbecauseheisfrightened,andyouonlyfrightenhimmoreandmakethehabitworse.’

SoIsupposeallmendon’tdoso.IamsureIdon’twanttoshyforthesakeofit;buthowshouldoneknowwhatisdangerousandwhatisnot,ifoneisneverallowedtogetusedtoanything?

IamneverafraidofwhatIknow.NowIwasbroughtupinaparkwherethereweredeer;ofcourseIknewthemaswellasIdidasheeporacow,buttheyarenotcommon,andIknowmanysensiblehorseswhoarefrightenedatthem,andwhokickupquiteashindybeforetheywillpassapaddockwheretherearedeer.\"

Iknewwhatmycompanionsaidwastrue,andIwishedthateveryyounghorsehadasgoodmastersasFarmerGreyandSquireGordon.

Ofcoursewesometimescameinforgooddrivinghere.IrememberonemorningIwasputintothelightgig,andtakentoahouseinPulteneyStreet.

Twogentlemencameout;thetallerofthemcameroundtomyhead;

helookedatthebitandbridle,andjustshiftedthecollarwithhishand,toseeifitfittedcomfortably.

\"Doyouconsiderthishorsewantsacurb?\"hesaidtothehostler.

\"Well,\"saidtheman,\"Ishouldsayhewouldgojustaswellwithout;

hehasanuncommongoodmouth,andthoughhehasafinespirithehasnovice;butwegenerallyfindpeoplelikethecurb.\"

\"Idon’tlikeit,\"saidthegentleman;\"besogoodastotakeitoff,andputthereininatthecheek.Aneasymouthisagreatthingonalongjourney,isitnot,oldfellow?\"hesaid,pattingmyneck.

Thenhetookthereins,andtheybothgotup.Icanremembernowhowquietlyheturnedmeround,andthenwithalightfeeloftherein,anddrawingthewhipgentlyacrossmyback,wewereoff.

Iarchedmyneckandsetoffatmybestpace.IfoundIhadsomeonebehindmewhoknewhowagoodhorseoughttobedriven.

Itseemedlikeoldtimesagain,andmademefeelquitegay.

Thisgentlemantookagreatlikingtome,andaftertryingmeseveraltimeswiththesaddleheprevaileduponmymastertosellmetoafriendofhis,whowantedasafe,pleasanthorseforriding.

AndsoitcametopassthatinthesummerIwassoldtoMr.Barry.

30AThiefMynewmasterwasanunmarriedman.HelivedatBath,andwasmuchengagedinbusiness.Hisdoctoradvisedhimtotakehorseexercise,andforthispurposeheboughtme.Hehiredastableashortdistancefromhislodgings,andengagedamannamedFilcherasgroom.

Mymasterknewverylittleabouthorses,buthetreatedmewell,andIshouldhavehadagoodandeasyplacebutforcircumstancesofwhichhewasignorant.Heorderedthebesthaywithplentyofoats,crushedbeans,andbran,withvetches,orryegrass,asthemanmightthinkneedful.Iheardthemastergivetheorder,soIknewtherewasplentyofgoodfood,andIthoughtIwaswelloff.

Forafewdaysallwentonwell.Ifoundthatmygroomunderstoodhisbusiness.Hekeptthestablecleanandairy,andhegroomedmethoroughly;andwasneverotherwisethangentle.

HehadbeenanhostlerinoneofthegreathotelsinBath.

Hehadgiventhatup,andnowcultivatedfruitandvegetablesforthemarket,andhiswifebredandfattenedpoultryandrabbitsforsale.

Afterawhileitseemedtomethatmyoatscameveryshort;Ihadthebeans,butbranwasmixedwiththeminsteadofoats,ofwhichtherewereveryfew;

certainlynotmorethanaquarterofwhatthereshouldhavebeen.

Intwoorthreeweeksthisbegantotelluponmystrengthandspirits.

Thegrassfood,thoughverygood,wasnotthethingtokeepupmyconditionwithoutcorn.However,Icouldnotcomplain,normakeknownmywants.

Soitwentonforabouttwomonths;andIwonderedthatmymasterdidnotseethatsomethingwasthematter.However,oneafternoonherodeoutintothecountrytoseeafriendofhis,agentlemanfarmer,wholivedontheroadtoWells.

Thisgentlemanhadaveryquickeyeforhorses;andafterhehadwelcomedhisfriendhesaid,castinghiseyeoverme:

\"Itseemstome,Barry,thatyourhorsedoesnotlooksowellashedidwhenyoufirsthadhim;hashebeenwell?\"

\"Yes,Ibelieveso,\"saidmymaster;\"butheisnotnearlysolivelyashewas;mygroomtellsmethathorsesarealwaysdullandweakintheautumn,andthatImustexpectit.\"

\"Autumn,fiddlesticks!\"saidthefarmer.\"Why,thisisonlyAugust;

andwithyourlightworkandgoodfoodheoughtnottogodownlikethis,evenifitwasautumn.Howdoyoufeedhim?\"

Mymastertoldhim.Theothershookhisheadslowly,andbegantofeelmeover.

\"Ican’tsaywhoeatsyourcorn,mydearfellow,butIammuchmistakenifyourhorsegetsit.Haveyouriddenveryfast?\"

\"No,verygently.\"

\"Thenjustputyourhandhere,\"saidhe,passinghishandovermyneckandshoulder;\"heisaswarmanddampasahorsejustcomeupfromgrass.

Iadviseyoutolookintoyourstablealittlemore.

Ihatetobesuspicious,and,thankheaven,Ihavenocausetobe,forIcantrustmymen,presentorabsent;buttherearemeanscoundrels,wickedenoughtorobadumbbeastofhisfood.Youmustlookintoit.\"

Andturningtohisman,whohadcometotakeme,\"Givethishorsearightgoodfeedofbruisedoats,anddon’tstinthim.\"

\"Dumbbeasts!\"Yes,weare;butifIcouldhavespokenIcouldhavetoldmymasterwherehisoatswentto.Mygroomusedtocomeeverymorningaboutsixo’clock,andwithhimalittleboy,whoalwayshadacoveredbasketwithhim.Heusedtogowithhisfatherintotheharness—room,wherethecornwaskept,andIcouldseethem,whenthedoorstoodajar,fillalittlebagwithoatsoutofthebin,andthenheusedtobeoff.

Fiveorsixmorningsafterthis,justastheboyhadleftthestable,thedoorwaspushedopen,andapolicemanwalkedin,holdingthechildtightbythearm;anotherpolicemanfollowed,andlockedthedoorontheinside,saying,\"Showmetheplacewhereyourfatherkeepshisrabbits’food.\"

Theboylookedveryfrightenedandbegantocry;buttherewasnoescape,andheledthewaytothecorn—bin.Herethepolicemanfoundanotheremptybaglikethatwhichwasfoundfullofoatsintheboy’sbasket.

Filcherwascleaningmyfeetatthetime,buttheysoonsawhim,andthoughheblusteredagooddealtheywalkedhimofftothe\"lock—up\",andhisboywithhim.Iheardafterwardthattheboywasnotheldtobeguilty,butthemanwassentencedtoprisonfortwomonths.

31AHumbugMymasterwasnotimmediatelysuited,butinafewdaysmynewgroomcame.

Hewasatall,good—lookingfellowenough;butifevertherewasahumbugintheshapeofagroomAlfredSmirkwastheman.Hewasveryciviltome,andneverusedmeill;infact,hedidagreatdealofstrokingandpattingwhenhismasterwastheretoseeit.Healwaysbrushedmymaneandtailwithwaterandmyhoofswithoilbeforehebroughtmetothedoor,tomakemelooksmart;butastocleaningmyfeetorlookingtomyshoes,orgroomingmethoroughly,hethoughtnomoreofthatthanifIhadbeenacow.Heleftmybitrusty,mysaddledamp,andmycrupperstiff.

AlfredSmirkconsideredhimselfveryhandsome;hespentagreatdealoftimeabouthishair,whiskersandnecktie,beforealittlelooking—glassintheharness—room.Whenhismasterwasspeakingtohimitwasalways,\"Yes,sir;yes,sir\"——touchinghishatateveryword;

andeveryonethoughthewasaveryniceyoungmanandthatMr.Barrywasveryfortunatetomeetwithhim.Ishouldsayhewasthelaziest,mostconceitedfellowIevercamenear.Ofcourse,itwasagreatthingnottobeill—used,butthenahorsewantsmorethanthat.

Ihadaloosebox,andmighthavebeenverycomfortableifhehadnotbeentooindolenttocleanitout.Henevertookallthestrawaway,andthesmellfromwhatlayunderneathwasverybad;

whilethestrongvaporsthatrosemademyeyessmartandinflame,andIdidnotfeelthesameappetiteformyfood.

Onedayhismastercameinandsaid,\"Alfred,thestablesmellsratherstrong;shouldnotyougivethatstallagoodscrubandthrowdownplentyofwater?\"

\"Well,sir,\"hesaid,touchinghiscap,\"I’lldosoifyouplease,sir;

butitisratherdangerous,sir,throwingdownwaterinahorse’sbox;

theyareveryapttotakecold,sir.Ishouldnotliketodohimaninjury,butI’lldoitifyouplease,sir.\"

\"Well,\"saidhismaster,\"Ishouldnotlikehimtotakecold;

butIdon’tlikethesmellofthisstable.Doyouthinkthedrainsareallright?\"

\"Well,sir,nowyoumentionit,Ithinkthedraindoessometimessendbackasmell;theremaybesomethingwrong,sir.\"

\"Thensendforthebricklayerandhaveitseento,\"saidhismaster.

\"Yes,sir,Iwill.\"

Thebricklayercameandpulledupagreatmanybricks,butfoundnothingamiss;soheputdownsomelimeandchargedthemasterfiveshillings,andthesmellinmyboxwasasbadasever.

Butthatwasnotall:standingasIdidonaquantityofmoiststrawmyfeetgrewunhealthyandtender,andthemasterusedtosay:

\"Idon’tknowwhatisthematterwiththishorse;hegoesveryfumble—footed.

Iamsometimesafraidhewillstumble.\"

\"Yes,sir,\"saidAlfred,\"Ihavenoticedthesamemyself,whenIhaveexercisedhim.\"

Nowthefactwasthathehardlyeverdidexerciseme,andwhenthemasterwasbusyIoftenstoodfordaystogetherwithoutstretchingmylegsatall,andyetbeingfedjustashighasifIwereathardwork.Thisoftendisorderedmyhealth,andmademesometimesheavyanddull,butmoreoftenrestlessandfeverish.

Heneverevengavemeamealofgreenfoodorabranmash,whichwouldhavecooledme,forhewasaltogetherasignorantashewasconceited;andthen,insteadofexerciseorchangeoffood,Ihadtotakehorseballsanddraughts;which,besidethenuisanceofhavingthempoureddownmythroat,usedtomakemefeelillanduncomfortable.

Onedaymyfeetweresotenderthat,trottingoversomefreshstoneswithmymasteronmyback,Imadetwosuchseriousstumblesthat,ashecamedownLansdownintothecity,hestoppedatthefarrier’s,andaskedhimtoseewhatwasthematterwithme.Themantookupmyfeetonebyoneandexaminedthem;thenstandingupanddustinghishandsoneagainsttheother,hesaid:

\"Yourhorsehasgotthe`thrush’,andbadly,too;hisfeetareverytender;

itisfortunatethathehasnotbeendown.Iwonderyourgroomhasnotseentoitbefore.Thisisthesortofthingwefindinfoulstables,wherethelitterisneverproperlycleanedout.Ifyouwillsendhimhereto—morrowIwillattendtothehoof,andIwilldirectyourmanhowtoapplythelinimentwhichIwillgivehim.\"

ThenextdayIhadmyfeetthoroughlycleansedandstuffedwithtowsoakedinsomestronglotion;andanunpleasantbusinessitwas.

Thefarrierorderedallthelittertobetakenoutofmyboxdaybyday,andthefloorkeptveryclean.ThenIwastohavebranmashes,alittlegreenfood,andnotsomuchcorn,tillmyfeetwerewellagain.

WiththistreatmentIsoonregainedmyspirits;butMr.Barrywassomuchdisgustedatbeingtwicedeceivedbyhisgroomsthathedeterminedtogiveupkeepingahorse,andtohirewhenhewantedone.

Iwasthereforekepttillmyfeetwerequitesound,andwasthensoldagain.

PartIII

32AHorseFairNodoubtahorsefairisaveryamusingplacetothosewhohavenothingtolose;atanyrate,thereisplentytosee.

Longstringsofyounghorsesoutofthecountry,freshfromthemarshes;

anddrovesofshaggylittleWelshponies,nohigherthanMerrylegs;

andhundredsofcarthorsesofallsorts,someofthemwiththeirlongtailsbraidedupandtiedwithscarletcord;andagoodmanylikemyself,handsomeandhigh—bred,butfallenintothemiddleclass,throughsomeaccidentorblemish,unsoundnessofwind,orsomeothercomplaint.

Thereweresomesplendidanimalsquiteintheirprime,andfitforanything;

theywerethrowingouttheirlegsandshowingofftheirpacesinhighstyle,astheyweretrottedoutwithaleadingrein,thegroomrunningbytheside.

Butroundinthebackgroundtherewereanumberofpoorthings,sadlybrokendownwithhardwork,withtheirkneesknucklingoverandtheirhindlegsswingingoutateverystep,andthereweresomeverydejected—lookingoldhorses,withtheunderliphangingdownandtheearslyingbackheavily,asiftherewerenomorepleasureinlife,andnomorehope;thereweresomesothinyoumightseealltheirribs,andsomewitholdsoresontheirbacksandhips.Theseweresadsightsforahorsetolookupon,whoknowsnotbuthemaycometothesamestate.

Therewasagreatdealofbargaining,ofrunningupandbeatingdown;

andifahorsemayspeakhismindsofarasheunderstands,Ishouldsaythereweremoreliestoldandmoretrickeryatthathorsefairthanaclevermancouldgiveanaccountof.Iwasputwithtwoorthreeotherstrong,useful—lookinghorses,andagoodmanypeoplecametolookatus.Thegentlemenalwaysturnedfrommewhentheysawmybrokenknees;thoughthemanwhohadmesworeitwasonlyaslipinthestall.

Thefirstthingwastopullmymouthopen,thentolookatmyeyes,thenfeelallthewaydownmylegs,andgivemeahardfeeloftheskinandflesh,andthentrymypaces.Itwaswonderfulwhatadifferencetherewasinthewaythesethingsweredone.

Somediditinarough,offhandway,asifonewasonlyapieceofwood;

whileotherswouldtaketheirhandsgentlyoverone’sbody,withapatnowandthen,asmuchastosay,\"Byyourleave.\"

OfcourseIjudgedagooddealofthebuyersbytheirmannerstomyself.

Therewasoneman,Ithought,ifhewouldbuyme,Ishouldbehappy.

Hewasnotagentleman,noryetoneoftheloud,flashysortthatcallthemselvesso.Hewasratherasmallman,butwellmade,andquickinallhismotions.Iknewinamomentbythewayhehandledme,thathewasusedtohorses;hespokegently,andhisgrayeyehadakindly,cheerylookinit.Itmayseemstrangetosay——butitistrueallthesame——thattheclean,freshsmelltherewasabouthimmademetaketohim;nosmellofoldbeerandtobacco,whichIhated,butafreshsmellasifhehadcomeoutofahayloft.

Heofferedtwenty—threepoundsforme,butthatwasrefused,andhewalkedaway.Ilookedafterhim,buthewasgone,andaveryhard—looking,loud—voicedmancame.Iwasdreadfullyafraidhewouldhaveme;buthewalkedoff.Oneortwomorecamewhodidnotmeanbusiness.Thenthehard—facedmancamebackagainandofferedtwenty—threepounds.Averyclosebargainwasbeingdriven,formysalesmanbegantothinkheshouldnotgetallheasked,andmustcomedown;butjustthenthegray—eyedmancamebackagain.

Icouldnothelpreachingoutmyheadtowardhim.Hestrokedmyfacekindly.

\"Well,oldchap,\"hesaid,\"Ithinkweshouldsuiteachother.

I’llgivetwenty—fourforhim.\"

\"Saytwenty—fiveandyoushallhavehim.\"

\"Twenty—fourten,\"saidmyfriend,inaverydecidedtone,\"andnotanothersixpence——yesorno?\"

\"Done,\"saidthesalesman;\"andyoumaydependuponitthere’samonstrousdealofqualityinthathorse,andifyouwanthimforcabworkhe’sabargain.\"

Themoneywaspaidonthespot,andmynewmastertookmyhalter,andledmeoutofthefairtoaninn,wherehehadasaddleandbridleready.

HegavemeagoodfeedofoatsandstoodbywhileIateit,talkingtohimselfandtalkingtome.HalfanhourafterwewereonourwaytoLondon,throughpleasantlanesandcountryroads,untilwecameintothegreatLondonthoroughfare,onwhichwetraveledsteadily,tillinthetwilightwereachedthegreatcity.

Thegaslampswerealreadylighted;therewerestreetstotheright,andstreetstotheleft,andstreetscrossingeachother,formileuponmile.

Ithoughtweshouldnevercometotheendofthem.Atlast,inpassingthroughone,wecametoalongcabstand,whenmyridercalledoutinacheeryvoice,\"Good—night,governor!\"

\"Halloo!\"criedavoice.\"Haveyougotagoodone?\"

\"Ithinkso,\"repliedmyowner.

\"Iwishyouluckwithhim.\"

\"Thankyou,governor,\"andherodeon.Wesoonturneduponeofthesidestreets,andabouthalfwayupthatweturnedintoaverynarrowstreet,withratherpoor—lookinghousesononeside,andwhatseemedtobecoach—housesandstablesontheother.

Myownerpulledupatoneofthehousesandwhistled.Thedoorflewopen,andayoungwoman,followedbyalittlegirlandboy,ranout.

Therewasaverylivelygreetingasmyriderdismounted.

\"Now,then,Harry,myboy,openthegates,andmotherwillbringusthelantern.\"

Thenextminutetheywereallstandingroundmeinasmallstable—yard.

\"Ishegentle,father?\"

\"Yes,Dolly,asgentleasyourownkitten;comeandpathim.\"

Atoncethelittlehandwaspattingaboutallovermyshoulderwithoutfear.

Howgooditfelt!

\"Letmegethimabranmashwhileyourubhimdown,\"saidthemother.

\"Do,Polly,it’sjustwhathewants;andIknowyou’vegotabeautifulmashreadyforme.\"

\"Sausagedumplingandappleturnover!\"shoutedtheboy,whichsetthemalllaughing.Iwasledintoacomfortable,clean—smellingstall,withplentyofdrystraw,andafteracapitalsupperIlaydown,thinkingIwasgoingtobehappy.

33ALondonCabHorseJeremiahBarkerwasmynewmaster’sname,butaseveryonecalledhimJerry,Ishalldothesame.Polly,hiswife,wasjustasgoodamatchasamancouldhave.Shewasaplump,trim,tidylittlewoman,withsmooth,darkhair,darkeyes,andamerrylittlemouth.

Theboywastwelveyearsold,atall,frank,good—temperedlad;

andlittleDorothy(Dollytheycalledher)washermotheroveragain,ateightyearsold.Theywereallwonderfullyfondofeachother;

Ineverknewsuchahappy,merryfamilybeforeorsince.Jerryhadacabofhisown,andtwohorses,whichhedroveandattendedtohimself.

Hisotherhorsewasatall,white,ratherlarge—bonedanimalcalled\"Captain\".Hewasoldnow,butwhenhewasyounghemusthavebeensplendid;hehadstillaproudwayofholdinghisheadandarchinghisneck;infact,hewasahigh—bred,fine—mannered,nobleoldhorse,everyinchofhim.HetoldmethatinhisearlyyouthhewenttotheCrimeanWar;hebelongedtoanofficerinthecavalry,andusedtoleadtheregiment.Iwilltellmoreofthathereafter.

Thenextmorning,whenIwaswell—groomed,PollyandDollycameintotheyardtoseemeandmakefriends.Harryhadbeenhelpinghisfathersincetheearlymorning,andhadstatedhisopinionthatIshouldturnouta\"regularbrick\".Pollybroughtmeasliceofapple,andDollyapieceofbread,andmadeasmuchofmeasifIhadbeenthe\"BlackBeauty\"ofoldentime.Itwasagreattreattobepettedagainandtalkedtoinagentlevoice,andIletthemseeaswellasIcouldthatIwishedtobefriendly.PollythoughtIwasveryhandsome,andagreatdealtoogoodforacab,ifitwasnotforthebrokenknees.

\"Ofcoursethere’snoonetotelluswhosefaultthatwas,\"saidJerry,\"andaslongasIdon’tknowIshallgivehimthebenefitofthedoubt;

forafirmer,neaterstepperIneverrode.We’llcallhim`Jack’,aftertheoldone——shallwe,Polly?\"

\"Do,\"shesaid,\"forIliketokeepagoodnamegoing.\"

Captainwentoutinthecaballthemorning.Harrycameinafterschooltofeedmeandgivemewater.IntheafternoonIwasputintothecab.

JerrytookasmuchpainstoseeifthecollarandbridlefittedcomfortablyasifhehadbeenJohnManlyoveragain.Whenthecrupperwasletoutaholeortwoitallfittedwell.Therewasnocheck—rein,nocurb,nothingbutaplainringsnaffle.Whatablessingthatwas!

AfterdrivingthroughthesidestreetwecametothelargecabstandwhereJerryhadsaid\"Good—night\".Ononesideofthiswidestreetwerehighhouseswithwonderfulshopfronts,andontheotherwasanoldchurchandchurchyard,surroundedbyironpalisades.

Alongsidetheseironrailsanumberofcabsweredrawnup,waitingforpassengers;bitsofhaywerelyingaboutontheground;

someofthemenwerestandingtogethertalking;someweresittingontheirboxesreadingthenewspaper;andoneortwowerefeedingtheirhorseswithbitsofhay,andgivingthemadrinkofwater.

Wepulledupintherankatthebackofthelastcab.Twoorthreemencameroundandbegantolookatmeandpasstheirremarks.

\"Verygoodforafuneral,\"saidone.

\"Toosmart—looking,\"saidanother,shakinghisheadinaverywiseway;

\"you’llfindoutsomethingwrongoneofthesefinemornings,ormynameisn’tJones.\"

\"Well,\"saidJerrypleasantly,\"IsupposeIneednotfinditouttillitfindsmeout,eh?Andifso,I’llkeepupmyspiritsalittlelonger.\"

Thentherecameupabroad—facedman,dressedinagreatgraycoatwithgreatgraycapeandgreatwhitebuttons,agrayhat,andabluecomforterlooselytiedroundhisneck;hishairwasgray,too;

buthewasajolly—lookingfellow,andtheothermenmadewayforhim.

Helookedmeallover,asifhehadbeengoingtobuyme;

andthenstraighteninghimselfupwithagrunt,hesaid,\"He’stherightsortforyou,Jerry;Idon’tcarewhatyougaveforhim,he’llbeworthit.\"Thusmycharacterwasestablishedonthestand.

Thisman’snamewasGrant,buthewascalled\"GrayGrant\",or\"GovernorGrant\".Hehadbeenthelongestonthatstandofanyofthemen,andhetookituponhimselftosettlemattersandstopdisputes.Hewasgenerallyagood—humored,sensibleman;

butifhistemperwasalittleout,asitwassometimeswhenhehaddrunktoomuch,nobodylikedtocometoonearhisfist,forhecoulddealaveryheavyblow.

Thefirstweekofmylifeasacabhorsewasverytrying.

IhadneverbeenusedtoLondon,andthenoise,thehurry,thecrowdsofhorses,carts,andcarriagesthatIhadtomakemywaythroughmademefeelanxiousandharassed;butIsoonfoundthatIcouldperfectlytrustmydriver,andthenImademyselfeasyandgotusedtoit.