第2章

III

VARIATIONS——ONAPLEASANTPHRASEFROMMONTAIGNE

Montaignehasgivenasourtext,\"Goodness,freedom,gayety,andfriendship,\"——thesearetheconditionswhichproducetalkability.

Andonthisfourfoldthemewemayembroiderafewvariations,bywayofexpositionandenlargement.

GOODNESSisthefirstthingandthemostneedful.Anugly,envious,irritabledispositionisnotfittedfortalk.Theoccasionsforoffencearetoonumerous,andthewayintostrifeistooshortandeasy.Atouchofgood—naturedcombativeness,afondnessforbriskargument,areadinesstotryafriendlyboutwithanycomer,onanyground,isadecidedadvantageinatalker.Itbreaksuptheoffensivemonotonyofpoliteconcurrence,andmakesthingslively.

Butquarrelsomenessisquiteanotheraffair,andveryfatal.

IamalwaysalittleuneasyinadiscoursewiththeReverendBellicosusMacduff.Itislikeplayinggolfonlinksliabletoearthquakes.Oneneverknowswhenthelandscapewillbethrownintoconvulsions.Macduffhasatendencytoregardadifferenceofopinionasapersonalinsult.Ifhemakesabadstrokeheseemstothinkthatthewaytoretrieveitistodeliverthenextoneontheheadoftheotherplayer.Hedoesnottarryfortheinvitationtolayon;andbeforeyouknowwhathashappenedyoufindyourselfinapositionwhereyouareobligedtocry,\"Hold,enough!\"andtobeliberallydamnedwithoutanybargaintothateffect.Thisisdiscouraging,andcalculatedtomakeonewishthathumanintercoursemightbeput,asfarasMacduffisconcerned,uponthegoldbasisofsilence.

Ontheotherhand,whatadelightitwastotalkwiththatoldworthy,ChancellorHowardCrosby.Hewasafightingmanforfourorfivegenerationshack,Dutchononeside,Englishontheother.Buttherewasnotonelittledropofgallinhisblood.Hisopinionswerefixedtoadegree;helovedtodobattleforthem;heneverchangedthem——atleastneverinthecourseofthesamediscussion.

Headmiredandrespectedagallantadversary,andurgedhimon,withquipsandpunsanddaringassaultsandunqualifiedstatements,todohisbest.Easyvictorieswerenottohistaste.Evenifhejoinedwithyouinlayingoutsomecommonfalsehoodforburial,youmightbesurethatbeforetheaffairwasconcludedtherewouldbeeveryprospectofwhatanIrishmanwouldcall\"anelegantwake.\"Ifyoustoodupagainsthimononeofhisfavoritesubjectsofdiscussionyoumustbepreparedforhotwork.Youwouldhavetotakeoffyourcoat.Butwhenthecombatwasoverhewouldbethemantohelpyouonwithitagain;andyouwouldwalkhometogetherarminarm,throughthetwilight,smokingthepipeofpeace.Talklikethatdoesgood.Itquickensthebeatingoftheheart,andleavesnoscarsuponit.

Butthismanlyspirit,whichloves\"Todrinkdelightofbattlewithitspeers,\"

isaverydifferentthingfromthatmean,bad,hostiletemperwhichlovestoinflictwoundsandinjuriesjustforthesakeofshowingpower,andwhichisneversohappyaswhenitismakingsomeonewince.Therearesuchpeopleintheworld,andsometimestheirbrilliancytemptsustoforgettheirmalignancy.Buttohavemuchconversewiththemisasifweshouldmakeplaymatesofrattlesnakesfortheirgraceofmovementandswiftnessofstroke.

Iknewamanonce(Iwillnotnamehimevenwithaninitial)whowasmalignanttothecore.Learned,industrious,accomplished,hekeptallhistalentsattheserviceofaperfectgeniusforhatred.Ifyoucrossedhispathbutonce,hewouldneverceasetocurseyou.

Thegravemightcloseoveryou,buthewouldrevileyourepitaphandmockatyourmemory.Itwasnotevennecessarythatyoushoulddoanythingtoincurhisenmity.Itwasenoughtobeuprightandsincereandsuccessful,towakenthewrathofthisShimei.

Integritywasanoffencetohim,andexcellenceofanykindfilledhimwithspleen.Therewasnogoodcausewithinhishorizonthathedidnotgiveabadwordto,andnodecentmaninthecommunitywhomhedidnottryeithertouseortoabuse.Tolistentohimortoreadwhathehadwrittenwastolearntothinkalittleworseofeveryonethathementioned,andworstofallofhim.Hehadtheairofagentleman,thevocabularyofascholar,thestyleofaJunius,andtheheartofaThersites.

Talk,insuchcompany,isimpossible.Thesenseofsomethingevil,lurkingbeneaththeplayofwit,isliketheknowledgethattherearesnakesinthegrass.Everystepmustbetakenwithfear.Buttherealpleasureofawalkthroughthemeadowcomesfromthefeelingofsecurity,ofease,ofsafeandhappyabandontothemoodofthemoment.Thisungirdledandunguardedfelicityinmutualdiscoursedepends,afterall,upontheassuranceofrealgoodnessinyourcompanion.Idonotmeanastiffimpeccabilityofconduct.

PrudesandPhariseesarepoorcomrades.Imeansimplygoodnessofheart,thewholesome,generous,kindlyqualitywhichthinkethnoevil,rejoicethnotininiquity,hopethallthings,endurethallthings,andwishethwelltoallmen.Whereyoufeelthisqualityyoucanletyourselfgo,intheeaseofheartytalk.

FREEDOMisthesecondnotethatMontaignestrikes,anditisessentialtotheharmonyoftalking.Verycareful,prudent,precisepersonsareseldomentertaininginfamiliarspeech.Theyareliketennisplayersintoofineclothes.Theythinkmoreoftheircostumethanofthegame.

Amaniaforabsolutelycorrectpronunciationisfatal.Thepeoplewhoareafflictedwiththispainfulailmentareasanxiousabouttheirutteranceasdyspepticsabouttheirdiet.TheymovethroughtheirsentencesasdelicatelyasAgagwalked.Theirlittleairsofnicety,theirstarchedcadencesandfrilledphrasesseemasiftheyhadjustbeentakenoutofaliterarybandbox.Ifperchanceyouhappentomisplaceanaccent,youshallseetheireyebrowscurluplikeaninterrogationmark,andtheywillaskyouwhatauthorityyouhaveforthatpronunciation.Asif,forsooth,amancouldnottalkwithoutbook—license!Asifhemusthaveapermitfromsomedustylexiconbeforehecantakeagoodwordintohismouthandspeakitoutlikethepeoplewithwhomhehaslived!

Thetruthisthatthemanwhoisveryparticularnottocommithimself,inpronunciationorotherwise,andtalksasifhisremarkswerebeingtakendowninshorthand,andshuddersatthethoughtofmakingamistake,willhardlybeabletoopenyourheartorletoutthebestthatisinhisown.

Reserveandprecisionareagreatprotectiontooverratedreputations;buttheyaredeathtotalk.

Intalkitisnotcorrectnessofgrammarnoreleganceofenunciationthatcharmsus;itisspirit,VERVE,thesuddenturnofhumour,thekeen,pungenttasteoflife.Forthisreasonatouchofdialect,aflavourofbrogue,isdelightful.Anydialectisclassicthathasconveyedbeautifulthoughts.WhothatevertalkedwiththepoetTennyson,whenhelethimselfgo,overthepipes,wouldmissthesavourofhisbroad—rollingLincolnshirevowels,nowheighteningthehumour,nowdeepeningthepathos,ofhisgenuinemanlyspeech?

TherearemanygoodstorieslingeringinthememoriesofthosewhoknewDr.JamesMcCosh,thelatepresidentofPrincetonUniversity,——

storiestoogood,Ifear,togetintoabiography;butthebestofthem,inprint,wouldnothavethesnapandvigourofthepoorestofthem,intalk,withhisowninimitableScotch—Irishbroguetosetitforth.

Abrogueisnotafault.Itisabeauty,anheirloom,adistinction.Alocalaccentislikealandedinheritance;itmarksaman’splaceintheworld,tellswherehecomesfrom.Ofcourseitispossibletohavetoomuchofit.Amandoesnotneedtocarrythesoilofhiswholefarmaroundwithhimonhisboots.But,withinlimits,theaccentofanativeregionisdelightful.’Tistheflavourofheatherinthegrouse,thetasteofwildherbsandevergreen—budsinthevenison.Ilikethemaple—sugartangoftheVermonter’ssharp—edgedspeech;theround,full—waistedr’sofPennsylvaniaandOhio;thesoft,indolentvowelsoftheSouth.OneofthebesttalkersnowlivingisaschoolmasterfromVirginia,ColonelGordonMcCabe.IoncecrossedtheoceanwithhimonastreamofstoriesthatreachedfromLiverpooltoNewYork.Hedidnottalkintheleastlikeabook.HetalkedlikeaVirginian.

WhenMontaignementionsGAYETYasthethirdclementofsatisfyingdiscourse,Ifancyhedoesnotmeanmerefun,thoughthathasitsvalueattherighttimeandplace.Butthereisanotherqualitywhichisfarmorevaluableandalwaysfit.Indeeditunderliesthebestfunandmakesitwholesome.Itischeerfulness,thetemperwhichmakesthebestofthingsandsqueezesthelittledropsofhoneyevenoutofthistle—blossoms.IthinkthisiswhatMontaignemeant.Certainlyitiswhathehad.

Cheerfulnessisthebackgroundofallgoodtalk.Asenseofhumourisameansofgrace.WithitIhaveheardapleasantsoulmakeeventhatmostperilousofallsubjects,thedescriptionofalongillness,entertaining.Thevariousphysiciansmovedthroughtherecitalasexcellentcomedians,andthemedicinesappearedlikeasuccessionoftimelyjests.

Thereisnooccasionuponwhichthispreciouselementoftalkabilitycomesoutstrongerthanwhenweareonajourney.Travelwithacheerlessandeasilydiscouragedcompanionisanunadulteratedmisery.Butacheerfulcomradeisbetterthanawaterproofcoatandafoot—warmer.

IrememberridingoncewithmyladyGraygownfifteenmilesthroughacoldrainstorm,inanopenbuckboard,overtheworstroadintheworld,fromLACALABELLERIVIEREtotheMetabetchouanRiver.Suchwasthecheerfulnessofherejaculations(theonlypossibleformoftalk)thatwearrivedatourdestinationaswarmandmerryasifwehadbeensittingbesidearoaringcamp—fire.

Butafterall,theverybestthingingoodtalk,andthethingthathelpsitmost,isFRIENDSHIP.Howitdissolvesthebarriersthatdivideus,andloosensallconstraint,anddiffusesitselflikesomefineoldcordialthroughalltheveinsoflife——thisfeelingthatweunderstandandtrusteachother,andwisheachotherheartilywell!

Everythingintowhichitreallycomesisgood.Ittransformsletter—writingfromataskintoapleasure.Itmakesmusicathousandtimesmoresweet.Thepeoplewhoplayandsingnotatus,butTOus,——howdelightfulitistolistentothem!Yes,thereisatalkabilitythatcanexpressitselfevenwithoutwords.Thereisanexchangeofthoughtandfeelingwhichishappyalikeinspeechandinsilence.Itisquietnesspervadedwithfriendship.

HavingcomethusfarintheexpositionofMontaigne,Ishallconcludewithanopinionofmyown,eventhoughIcannotquoteasentenceofhistobackit.

Theonepersonofalltheworldinwhomtalkabilityismostdesirable,andtalkativenessleastendurable,isawife.

AWILDSTRAWBERRY

\"SuchisthestoryoftheBoblink;oncespiritual,musical,admired,thejoyofthemeadows,andthefavouritebirdofspring;finallyagrosslittlesensualistwhoexpiateshissensualityinthelarder.

Hisstorycontainsamoral,worthytheattentionofalllittlebirdsandlittleboys;warningthemtokeeptothoserefinedandintellectualpursuitswhichraisedhimtosohighapitchofpopularityduringtheearlypartofhiscareer;buttoeschewalltendencytothatgrossanddissipatedindulgence,whichbroughtthismistakenlittlebirdtoanuntimelyend.\"——WASHINGTONIRVING:

Wolfert’sRoost.

TheSwiftwaterbrookwaslaughingsoftlytoitselfasitranthroughastripofhemlockforestontheedgeoftheWoodlings’farm.Amongtheevergreenbranchesoverheadthegayly—dressedwarblers,——littlefriendsoftheforest,——wereflittingtoandfro,lispingtheirJunesongsofcontentedlove:milder,slower,laziernotesthanthoseinwhichtheyvoicedtheamourousrapturesofMay.Prince’sPineandgoldenloose—strifeandpinklaurelandbluehare—bellsandpurple—

fringedorchids,andascoreoflovelyflowerswereallabloom.Thelatespringhadhinderedsome;thesuddenheatsofearlysummerhadhastenedothers;andnowtheyseemedtocomeoutalltogether,asifNaturehadsuddenlytilteduphercornucopiaandpouredforthhertreasuresinspendthriftjoy.

Ilayonamossybankatthefootofatree,fillingmypipeafterafrugallunch,andthinkinghowharditwouldbetofindinanyquarteroftheglobeaplacemorefairandfragrantthanthishiddenvaleamongtheAlleghanyMountains.Theperfumeoftheflowersoftheforestismoresweetandsubtlethantheheavyscentoftropicalblossoms.Nolily—fieldinBermudacouldgiveafragrancehalfsomagicalasthefairy—likeodourofthesewoodlandslopes,softcarpetedwiththegreenofglossyvinesabovewhosetinyleaves,indelicateprofusion,\"TheslightLinnaeahangsitstwin—bornheads.\"

NorarethereanybirdsinAfrica,oramongtheIndianIsles,moreexquisiteincolourthantheseminiaturewarblers,showingtheirgoldandgreen,theirorangeandblack,theirblueandwhite,againstthedarkbackgroundoftherhododendronthicket.

Buthowseldomweputacupofpleasuretoourlipswithoutadashofbitters,atouchoffaultfinding.Mydropofdiscontent,thatday,wasthethoughtthatthenorthernwoodland,atleastinJune,yieldednofruittomatchitsbeautyanditsfragrance.

Thereisgoodbrowsingamongtheleavesofthewoodandthegrassesofthemeadow,aseverywell—instructedanglerknows.Thebrightemeraldtipsthatbreakfromthehemlockandthebalsamlikeverdantflameshaveapleasantsavourtothetongue.Theleavesofthesassafrasarefullofspice,andthebarkoftheblack—birchtwigsholdsafinecordial.Crinkle—rootisspicy,butyoumustpartakeofitdelicately,oritwillbiteyourtongue.Spearmintandpeppermintneverlosetheircharmforthepalatethatstillremembersthedelightsofyouth.Wildsorrelhasanagreeable,sour,shiveryflavour.Eventhetenderstalkofayoungbladeofgrassisathingthatcanbechewedbyapersonofchildlikemindwithmuchcontentment.

But,afterall,theseareonlyrelishes.Theywhettheappetitemorethantheyappeaseit.Thereshouldbesomethingtoeat,intheJunewoods,asperfectinitskind,assatisfyingtothesenseoftaste,asthebirdsandtheflowersaretothesensesofsightandhearingandsmell.Blueberriesaregood,buttheyarefarawayinJuly.Blackberriesarelusciouswhentheyarefullyripe,butthatwillnotbeuntilAugust.Thenthefishingwillbeover,andtheangler’shourofneedwillbepast.Theonethingthatislackingnowbesidethismountainstreamissomefruitmorelusciousanddaintythangrowsinthetropics,tomeltuponthelipsandfillthemouthwithpleasure.

Butthatiswhatthesecoldnorthernwoodswillnotoffer.Theyaretooreserved,toolofty,toopuritanicaltomakeprovisionforthegrosserwantsofhumanity.Theyarenotfriendlytoluxury.

Justthen,asIshiftedmyheadtofindasofterpillowofmossafterthisphilosophicandimmoralreflection,Naturegavemehersilentanswer.Threewildstrawberries,noddingontheirlongstems,hungovermyface.Itwasaninvitationtotasteandseethattheyweregood.

Theberrieswerenottheroundandrosyonesofthemeadow,butthelong,slender,darkcrimsononesoftheforest.One,two,three;nomoreonthatvine;buteachoneasittouchedmylipswasadropofnectarandacrumbofambrosia,aconcentratedessenceofallthepungentsweetnessofthewildwood,sapid,penetrating,anddelicious.Itastedtheodourofahundredblossomsandthegreenshimmeringofinnumerableleavesandthesparkleofsiftedsunbeamsandthebreathofhighlandbreezesandthesongofmanybirdsandthemurmurofflowingstreams,——allinawildstrawberry.

Doyouremember,inTHECOMPLEATANGLER,aremarkwhichIsaakWaltonquotesfromacertain\"DoctorBoteler\"aboutstrawberries?

\"Doubtless,\"saidthatwiseoldman,\"Godcouldhavemadeabetterberry,butdoubtlessGodneverdid.\"

Well,thewildstrawberryistheonethatGodmade.

IthinkitwouldhavebeenpleasanttoknowamanwhocouldsumuphisreflectionsupontheimportantquestionofberriesinsuchapithysayingasthatwhichWaltonrepeats.Histonguemusthavebeeninclosecommunicationwithhisheart.Hemusthavehadafairsenseofthatsprightlyhumourwithoutwhichpietyitselfisofteninsipid.

Ihaveoftentriedtofindoutmoreabouthim,andsomedayIhopeI

shall.Butuptothepresent,allthatthebookshavetoldmeofthisobscuresageisthathisnamewasWilliamButler,andthathewasaneminentphysician,sometimescalled\"theAesculapiusofhisage.\"HewasbornatIpswich,inl535,andeducatedatClareHall,Cambridge;intheneighbourhoodofwhichtownheappearstohavespentthemostofhislife,inhighreputeasapractitionerofphysic.HehadthehonourofdoctoringKingJamestheFirstafteranaccidentonthehuntingfield,andmusthaveprovedhimselfapleasantoldfellow,forthekinglookedhimupatCambridgethenextyear,andspentanhourinhislodgings.Thiswisephysicianalsoinventedamedicinalbeveragecalled\"DoctorButler’sAle.\"I

donotquitelikethesoundofit,butperhapsitwasbetterthanitsname.Thismuchissure,atallevents:eitheritwasreallyaharmlessdrink,orelsethedoctormusthaveconfineditsuseentirelytohispatients;forhelivedtotheripeageofeighty—

threeyears.

BetweenthetimewhenWilliamButlerfirstneededtheservicesofaphysician,in1535,andthetimewhenhelastprescribedforapatient,in1618,therewasplentyoftroubleinEngland.BloodyQueenMarysatonthethrone;andtherewereallkindsofquarrelsaboutreligionandpolitics;andCatholicsandProtestantswerekillingoneanotherinthenameofGod.Afterthatthered—hairedElizabeth,calledtheVirginQueen,worethecrown,andwagedtriumphantwarandtempestuouslove.ThenfatJamesofScotlandwasmadekingofGreatBritain;andGuyFawkestriedtoblowhimupwithgunpowder,andfailed;andthekingtriedtoblowoutallthepipesinEnglandwithhisCOUNTERBLASTAGAINSTTOBACCO;buthefailedtoo.

Somewhereaboutthattime,earlyintheseventeenthcentury,averysmalleventhappened.AnewberrywasbroughtoverfromVirginia,——

FRAGRARIAVIRGINIANA,——andthen,amidwarsandrumoursofwars,DoctorButler’shappinesswassecure.ThatnewberrywassomuchricherandsweeterandmoregenerousthanthefamiliarFRAGRARIA

VESCAofEurope,thatitattractedthesincereinterestofallpersonsofgoodtaste.Itinauguratedanewerainthehistoryofthestrawberry.ThelonglostmasterpieceofParadisewasrestoredtoitstrueplaceintheaffectionsofman.

Istherenotatouchofmerrycontemptforallthevaincontroversiesandconflictsofhumanityinthegratefulejaculationwithwhichtheolddoctorgreetedthatpeaceful,comfortinggiftofProvidence?

\"Fromthistimeforward,\"heseemstosay,\"thefatescannotbeggarme,forIhaveeatenstrawberries.WitheveryMaytimethatvisitsthisdistractedisland,thewhiteblossomswithheartsofgoldwillarrive.IneveryJunethereddropsofpleasantsavourwillhangamongthescallopedleaves.Thechildrenofthisworldmaywrangleandgiveoneanotherwoundsthatevenmygoodalecannotcure.

Nevertheless,theearthasGodcreateditisafairdwellingandfullofcomfortforallwhohaveaquietmindandathankfulheart.

DoubtlessGodmighthavemadeabetterworld,butdoubtlessthisistheworldHemadeforus;andinitHeplantedthestrawberry.\"

Fineolddoctor!Bravephilosopherofcheerfulness!TheVirginianberryshouldhavebeenbroughttoEnglandsooner,oryoushouldhavelivedlonger,atleasttoahundredyears,sothatyoumighthavewelcomedascoreofstrawberry—seasonswithgratitudeandanepigram.

SincethattimeagreatchangehaspassedoverthefruitwhichDoctorButlerpraisedsowell.ThatproductofcreativeartwhichDivinewisdomdidnotchoosetosurpass,humanindustryhaslabouredtoimprove.Ithasgrownimmenselyinsizeandsubstance.ThetravellerfromAmericawhosteamsintoQueenstownharbourinearlysummerispresented(foraconsideration)withacabbage—leaffullofpale—huedberries,sweetandjuicy,anyoneofwhichwouldoutbulkadozenofthosethatusedtogrowinVirginiawhenPocahontaswassmittenwiththecharmsofCaptainJohnSmith.Theyaresuperb,thoselight—tintedIrishstrawberries.AndtherearewonderfulnewvarietiesdevelopedinthegardensofNewJerseyandRhodeIsland,whichcomparewiththeancientberriesofthewoodsandmeadowsasLeviathanwithaminnow.Thehugecrimsoncushionshangamongtheplantssothickthattheyseemlikebunchesoffruitwithafewleavesattachedforornament.Youcansatisfyyourhungerinsuchaberry—patchintenminutes,whileoutinthefieldyoumustpickforhalfanhour,andintheforestthriceaslong,beforeyoucanfillasmalltincup.

Yet,afterall,itisquestionablewhethermenhavereallybetteredGod’sCHEFD’OEUVREintheberryline.Theyhaveenlargeditandmadeitmoreplentifulandmorecertaininitsharvest.Butsweeter,morefragrant,morepoignantinitsflavour?No.Thewildberrystillstandsfirstinitssubtlegusto.

Sizeisnotthemeasureofexcellence.Perfectionliesinquality,notinquantity.Concentrationenhancespleasure,givesitapointsothatitgoesdeeper.

Isnotaten—inchtroutbetterthanaten—footsturgeon?IwouldratherreadatinyessaybyCharlesLambthanafive—hundredpagelibelonlifebyamodernBritishnovelistwhoshallbenameless.

Flavouristhepricelessquality.Styleisthethingthatcountsandisremembered,inliterature,inart,andinberries.

NoJOCUNDA,norTRIUMPH,norVICTORIA,noranyotherhigh—titledfruitthatevertookthefirstprizeatanagriculturalfair,ishalfsodelicateandsatisfyingasthewildstrawberrythatdroppedintomymouth,underthehemlocktree,besidetheSwiftwater.

Atouchofsurpriseisessentialtoperfectsweetness.

Togetwhatyouhavebeenwishingforispleasant;buttogetwhatyouhavenotbeensureof,makesthepleasuretingle.Anewdoorofhappinessisopenedwhenyougoouttohuntforsomethinganddiscoveritwithyourowneyes.Butthereisanexperienceevenbetterthanthat.Whenyouhavestupidlyforgotten(ordespondentlyforgone)tolookaboutyoufortheunclaimedtreasuresandunearnedblessingswhicharescatteredalongtheby—waysoflife,then,sometimesbyaspecialmercy,asmallsampleofthemisquietlylaidbeforeyousothatyoucannothelpseeingit,anditbringsyoubacktoasenseofthejoyfulpossibilitiesofliving.

Howfullofenjoymentisthesearchafterwildthings,——wildbirds,wildflowers,wildhoney,wildberries!TherewasacountryclubonStormKingMountain,abovetheHudsonRiver,wheretheyusedtocelebrateafestivalofflowerseveryspring.Menandwomenwhohadconservatoriesoftheirown,fullofrareplantsandcostlyorchids,cametogethertoadmirethegatheredblossomsofthewoodlandsandmeadows.Butthepeoplewhohadthebestoftheentertainmentweretheboysandgirlswhowanderedthroughthethicketsanddownthebrooks,pushedtheirwayintothetangledcopsesandcreptventuresomelyacrosstheswamps,tolookfortheflowers.Someoftheseekersmayhavehadafewgrayhairs;butforthatdayatleasttheywereallboysandgirls.Naturewasasyoungasever,andtheywereallherchildren.Handtouchedhandwithoutaglove.Thehiddenblossomsoffriendshipunfolded.Laughterandmerryshoutsandsnatchesofhalf—forgottensongrosetothelips.Gayadventuresparkledintheair.Schoolwasoutandnobodylistenedforthebell.Itwasjustadaytolive,andbenatural,andtakenothoughtforthemorrow.

Thereisgreatluckinthisaffairoflookingforflowers.Idonotseehowanyonewhoisprejudicedagainstgamesofchancecanconsistentlyundertakeit.

Formyownpart,Iapproveofgardenflowersbecausetheyaresoorderlyandsocertain;butwildflowersIlove,justbecausethereissomuchchanceaboutthem.Natureisallinfavourofcertaintyingreatlawsandofuncertaintyinsmallevents.Youcannotappointthedayandtheplaceforherflower—shows.Ifyouhappentodropinattherightmomentshewillgiveyouafreeadmission.

Buteventhenitseemsasifthetableofbeautyhadbeenspreadforthejoyofahighervisitor,andinobediencetosecretorderswhichyouhavenotheard.

Haveyoueverfoundthefringedgentian?

\"Justbeforethesnows,TherecameapurplecreatureThatlavishedallthehill:

Andsummerhidherforehead,Andmockerywasstill.

Thefrostswerehercondition:

TheTyrianwouldnotcomeUntiltheNorthevokedher,——

’Creator,shallIbloom?’\"

Therearestrangefreaksoffortuneinthefindingofwildflowers,andcuriouscoincidenceswhichmakeusfeelasifsomeonewereplayingfriendlytricksonus.Irememberreading,oneeveninginMay,apassageinagoodbookcalledTHEPROCESSIONOFTHEFLOWERS,inwhichColonelHigginsondescribesthesingularluckthatafriendofhisenjoyed,yearafteryear,infindingtherareblossomsofthedoublerueanemone.Itseemsthatthismanneededonlytotakeawalkinthesuburbsofanytown,andhewouldcomeuponabedoftheseflowers,withouteffortordesign.Ienviedhimhisgoodfortune,forIhadneverdiscoveredevenoneofthem.Butthenextmorning,asIstrolledouttofishtheSwiftwater,downbelowBillyLerns’sspring—houseIfoundagreenbankintheshadowofthewoodallbespangledwithtiny,trembling,twofoldstars,——doublerueanemones,forluck!Itwasafavourableomen,andthatdayI

camehomewithacreelfulloftrout.

ThetheorythatAdamlivedoutinthewoodsforsometimebeforehewasputintothegardenofEden\"todressitandtokeepit\"hasanairofprobability.Howelseshallweaccountforthearborealinstinctsthatclingtohisposterity?

Thereisawildingstraininourbloodthatallthecivilizationintheworldwillnoteradicate.Ineverknewarealboy——or,forthatmatter,agirlworthknowing——whowouldnotratherclimbatree,anyday,thanwalkupagoldenstairway.

Itisatouchofthisinstinct,Isuppose,thatmakesitmoredelightfultofishinthemostinsignificantoffreestreamsthaninacarefullystockedandpreservedpond,wherethefisharebroughtupbyhandandfedonmincedliver.Suchelaborateprecautionstoensuregoodluckextractallthespicefromthesportofangling.

Castingtheflyinsuchapond,ifyouhookedafish,youmightexpecttohearthekeepersay,\"Ah,thatisCharles,wewillplayhimandputhimback,ifyouplease,sir;forthemasterisveryfondofhim,\"——or,\"NowyouhavegotholdofEdward;letuslandhimandkeephim;heisthreeyearsoldthismonth,andjustreadytobeeaten.\"Itwouldseemliketakingtroutoutofcoldstorage.

Whocouldfindanypleasureinanglingforthetamecarpinthefish—poolofFontainebleau?Theygatheratthemarblesteps,thosevenerable,courtlyfish,toreceivetheirrations;andthereareveteransamongthem,inancientlivery,withfringesofgreenmossontheirshoulders,whocouldtellyouprettytalesofbeingfedbythewhitehandsofmaidsofhonour,orevenofnibblingtheircrumbsofbreadfromthejewelledfingersofaprincess.

Thereisnosportinbringingpetstothetable.Itmaybenecessarysometimes;butthetruesportsmanwouldalwaysprefertoleavetheunpleasanttaskofexecutiontomenialhands,whilehegoesoutintothewildcountrytocapturehisgamebyhisownskill,——ifhehasgoodluck.Iwouldratherrunsomeriskinthisenterprise(evenastheyoungTobiasdid,whenthevoraciouspikesprangathimfromthewatersoftheTigris,andwouldhavedevouredhimbutforthefriendlyinstructionofthepiscatoryAngel,whotaughtTobiashowtolandthemonster),——Iwouldfarrathertakeanynumberofchancesinmysportthanhaveitdomesticatedtothepointofdulness.

Thetrimplantationsoftreeswhicharecalled\"forests\"incertainpartsofEurope——scientificallyprunedandtended,countedeveryyearbyuniformedforesters,anddefendedagainstallpossibledepredations——areadmirableandusefulintheirway;buttheylackthemysticenchantmentofthefragmentsofnativewoodlandwhichlingeramongtheAdirondacksandtheWhiteMountains,orthevast,shaggy,sylvanwildernesseswhichhidethelakesandriversofCanada.TheseLaurentianHillslieinNoMan’sLand.Hereyoudonotneedtokeeptothepath,forthereisnone.Youmaymakeyourowntrail,whithersoeverfancyleadsyou;andatnightyoumaypitchyourtentunderanytreethatlooksfriendlyandfirm.

Here,ifanywhere,youshallfindDryads,andNaiads,andOreads.

Andifyouchancetoseeone,bymoonlight,combingherlonghairbesidetheglimmeringwaterfall,orslippingsilently,withgleamingshoulders,throughthegroveofsilverbirches,youmaycallherbythenamethatpleasesyoubest.Sheisallyourowndiscovery.

Thereisnosocialdirectoryinthewilderness.

Onesideofournature,nodoubt,findsitssatisfactionintheregular,theproper,theconventional.Butthereisanothersideofournature,underneath,thattakesdelightinthestrange,thefree,thespontaneous.WeliketodiscoverwhatwecallalawofNature,andmakeourcalculationsaboutit,andharnesstheforcewhichliesbehinditforourownpurposes.Butwetasteadifferentkindofjoywhenaneventoccurswhichnobodyhasforeseenorcountedupon.

Itseemslikeanevidencethatthereissomethingintheworldwhichisaliveandmysteriousanduntrammelled.

Theweather—prophettellsusofanapproachingstorm.Itcomesaccordingtotheprogramme.Weadmiretheaccuracyoftheprediction,andcongratulateourselvesthatwehavesuchagoodmeteorologicalservice.Butwhen,perchance,abright,crystallinepieceofweatherarrivesinsteadoftheforetoldtempest,dowenotfeelasecretsenseofpleasurewhichgoesbeyondourmerecomfortinthesunshine?Thewholeaffairisnotaseasyasasuminsimpleaddition,afterall,——atleastnotwithourpresentknowledge.ItisagoodjokeontheWeatherBureau.\"Aha,OldProbabilities!\"wesay,\"youdon’tknowitallyet;therearestillsomechancestobetaken!\"

Someday,Isuppose,allthingsintheheavensabove,andintheearthbeneath,andintheheartsofthemenandwomenwhodwellbetween,willbeinvestigatedandexplained.Weshallliveaperfectlyorderedlife,withnoaccidents,happyorunhappy.

Everybodywillactaccordingtorule,andtherewillbenodottedlinesonthemapofhumanexistence,noregionsmarked\"unexplored.\"

Perhapsthatgoldenageofthemachinewillcome,butyouandIwillhardlylivetoseeit.Andifthatseemstoyouamatterfortears,youmustdoyourownweeping,forIcannotfinditinmyhearttoaddasingledropofregret.

Theresultsofeducationandsocialdisciplineinhumanityarefine.

Itisagoodthingthatwecancountuponthem.Butatthesametimeletusrejoiceintheplayofnativetraitsandindividualvagaries.Cultivatedmannersareadmirable,yetthereisasuddentouchofinborngraceandcourtesythatgoesbeyondthemall.Noarrayofaccomplishmentscanrivalthecharmofanunsuspectedgiftofnature,broughtsuddenlytolight.IonceheardapeasantgirlsingingdowntheTraunthal,andtheechoofhersongoutlives,inthehearingofmyheart,allmemoriesofthegrandopera.

Theharvestofthegardensandtheorchards,theresultofprudentplantingandpatientcultivation,isfullofsatisfaction.Weanticipateitindueseason,andwhenitcomeswefillourmouthsandaregrateful.Butpray,kindProvidence,letmeslipoverthefenceoutofthegardennowandthen,toshakeanut—treethatgrowsuntendedinthewood.Givemelibertytoputoffmyblackcoatforaday,andgoa—fishingonafreestream,andfindbychanceawildstrawberry.

LOVERSANDLANDSCAPE

\"Heinsistedthatthelovethatwasofrealvalueintheworldwasn’tinteresting,andthatthelovethatwasinterestingwasn’talwaysadmirable.Lovethathappenedtoapersonlikethemeaslesorfits,andwasreallyofnoparticularcredittoitselforitsvictims,wasthesortthatgotintothebooksandwasmademuchof;

whereasthekindthatwasattainedbytheendeavouroftruesouls,andthathadwearinit,andthatmadethingsgorightinsteadoftanglingthemup,wastoomuchlikedutytomakesatisfactoryreadingforpeopleofsentiment.\"——E.S.MARTIN:MyCousinAnthony.

Thefirstdayofspringisonething,andthefirstspringdayisanother.Thedifferencebetweenthemissometimesasgreatasamonth.

Thefirstdayofspringisduetoarrive,ifthecalendardoesnotbreakdown,aboutthetwenty—firstofMarch,whentheearthturnsthecornerofSunAlleyandstartsforSummerStreet.Butthefirstspringdayisnotonthetime—tableatall.Itcomeswhenitisready,andinthelatitudeofNewYorkthisisusuallynottillafterAllFools’Day.

Aboutthistime,——

\"WhenchinksinApril’swindydomeLetthroughadayofJune,Andfootandthoughtinclinetoroam,Andeverysound’satune,\"——

itisthehabitoftheanglerwholivesintowntoprepareforthelaboursoftheapproachingseasonbylongerwalksorbicycle—ridesintheparks,oralongtheriverside,orinthesomewhatdemoralizedEdensofthesuburbs.Inthecourseofthesevernalperegrinationsandcircumrotations,Iobservethatloversofvariouskindsbegintooccupyanotableplaceinthelandscape.

Theburnisheddoveputsalivelieririsaroundhisneck,andpractisesfantasticbowsandamourousquickstepsalongtheverandahofthepigeon—houseandoneveryconvenientroof.Theyoungmaleofthehumanspecies,lessgiftedinthematterofrainbows,doeshisbestwithagaycravat,andturnsthethoughtswhichcirculateaboveittowardsthesecuringorpropitiatingofabestgirl.

Theobjectsofthesemoreorlessbrilliantattentions,dovesandgirls,showabecomingreciprocity,andactinawaywhichleadsustoinfer(sofarasinferencesholdgoodinthemysteriousregionoffemaleconduct)thattheyarenotseriouslydispleased.Toarightlytemperedmind,pleasureisapleasantsight.AndthephilosophicobserverwhocouldlookuponthisspringspectacleoftheloverswithanybutfriendlyfeelingswouldbeindeedwhatthegreatDr.SamuelJohnsoncalled\"apersonnottobeenvied.\"

Farbeitfrommetofallintosuchadesiccatedandsuperciliousmood.Mysmallolive—branchoffancywillbewithered,intruth,andreadytodropbudlessfromthetree,whenIceasetofeelamilddelightinthebillingsandcooingsofthelittlebirdsthatseparatefromtheflockstoflytogetherinpairs,orintheuninstructivebutmutuallysatisfactoryconversewhichStrephonholdswithChloewhiletheydallyalongtheprimrosepath.

Iamgladthateventhestonyandtumultuouscityaffordssomeopportunitiesfortheseamiableobservations.InthemonthofAprilthereishardlyaclumpofshrubberyintheCentralParkwhichwillnotserveasatrysting—placeforyellowwarblersandcatbirdsjusthomefromtheirsoutherntours.Atthesametime,youshallseemanyabench,designedfortheaccommodationofsixpersons,occupiedatthesunsethourbyonlytwo,andapparentlysomuchtoosmallforthemthattheycannotavoidalittlecrowding.

Theseareinfalliblesigns.Takeninconjunctionwiththeeruptionoftopsandmarblesamongthesmallboys,andthepurchaseoffishing—tackleandgolf—clubsbytheoldboys,theycertifyusthatthevernalequinoxhasarrived,notonlyinthecelestialregions,butalsointheheartofman.

Ihavebeenreflectingoflateupontherelationofloverstothelandscape,andquestioningwhetherarthasgivenitquitethesameplaceasthatwhichbelongstoitinnature.Infiction,forexample,andinthedrama,andinmusic,Ihavesomevaguemisgivingsthatromanticlovehascometoholdamoreprominentandamorepermanentpositionthanitfillsinreallife.

Thisisdangerousgroundtoventureupon,eveninthemostmodestanddeprecatoryway.Themanwhoexpressesanopinion,orevenadoubt,onthissubject,contrarytotherulingtraditions,willhaveaswarmofangrycriticsbuzzingabouthim.Hewillbecalledaheretic,aheathen,acold—bloodedfreakofnature.Asforthewomanwhohesitatestosubscribeallthethirty—ninearticlesofromanticlove,ifsuchaonedarestoputherreluctanceintowords,sheiscertaintobeaccusedeitherofunwomanlyambitionoroffemininedisappointment.

Letusmakehaste,then,togetbackforsafetytotheornithologicalaspectofthesubject.Heretherecanbenopenaltiesforheresy.AndhereImakeboldtoavowmyconvictionthatthepairingseasonisnottheonlypointofinterestinthelifeofthebirds;noristheinstinctbywhichtheymatealtogetherandbeyondcomparisonthenoblestpassionthatstirstheirfeatheredbreasts.

’Tistrue,thetimeofmatingistheirprettiestseason;butitisveryshort.Howlittleweshouldknowofthedramaoftheirairylifeifwehadeyesonlyforthisbriefscene!Theirfinestqualitiescomeoutinthepatientcaresthatprotecttheyounginthenest,inthevariedstrugglesforexistencethroughthechangingyear,andintheincredibleheroismsoftheannualmigrations.

Hereinisaparable.

Itmaybeobservedfurther,withoutfearofrebuke,thatthebehaviourofthedifferentkindsofbirdsduringtheprevalenceofromanticloveisnotalwaysequallyabovereproach.ThecourtshipofEnglishsparrows——blustering,noisy,vulgar——isasighttooffendthetasteofeverygentleon—looker.Somebirdsreiterateandvociferatetheirlove—songsinafashionthatdisplaystheirinconsideratenessaswellastheirignoranceofmusic.Thistraitismostmarkedindomesticfowls.Therewasaguinea—cock,once,thatchosetodohiswooingcloseunderthewindowofafarm—housewhereIwaslodged.Hehadnoregardformyhoursofsleepormeditation.Hisamatoryclick—clackpreventedthemorningandwreckedthetranquillityoftheevening.Itwasodious,brutal,——

worse,itwasabsolutelythoughtless.Hereinisanotherparable.

Letusadmitcheerfullythatlovershaveaplaceinthelandscapeandlendacharmtoit.Thisdoesnotmeanthattheyaretotakeupalltheroomthereis.Suppose,forexample,thatapairofthem,onGoatIsland,putthemselvesinsuchapositionastocompletelyblockoutyourviewofNiagara.Youcannotregardthemwithgratitude.Theyevenbecomealittletedious.Orsupposethatyouarevisitingatacountry—house,andyoufindthatyoumustnotenjoythemoonlightontheverandahbecauseAugustusandAmandaaremurmuringinonecorner,andthatyoumustnotgointothegardenbecauseLouisandLizziearethere,andthatyoucannothaveasailonthelakebecauseRichardandRebeccahavetakentheboat.

Ofcourse,unlessyouhappentobeaselfisholdcurmudgeon,yourejoice,bysympathy,inthehappinessoftheseestimableyoungpeople.Butyoufailtoseewhyitshouldcoversomuchground.

Whyshouldtheynotpooltheirinterests,andallgooutintheboat,orallwalkinthegarden,orallsitontheverandah?Thentherewouldberoomforsomebodyelseabouttheplace.

Inoldtimesyoucouldrelyuponloversforretirement.Butnowadaystheirroleseemstobeaboldostentationoftheircondition.Theyrelyuponotherpeopletodothetimid,shrinkingpart.Society,inAmerica,isarrangedprincipallyfortheirconvenience;andwhateverportionofthelandscapestrikestheirfancy,theypreemptandoccupy.Allthisgoesuponthepresumptionthatromanticloveisreallytheonlyimportantinterestinlife.

Thistrainofthoughtwasilluminated,theothernight,byanincidentwhichbefellmeataparty.Itwasanassemblyofmen,drawntogetherbytheircommondevotiontothesportofcanoeing.

Therewereonlythreeorfourofthegentlersexpresent(ashonorarymembers),andonlyoneofwhomitcouldbesuspectedthatshewasatthattimeavictimoranobjectofthetenderpassion.

Inthecourseoftheevening,bywayofdiversiontoourdisputationsonkeelsandcentreboards,canvasandbirch—bark,cedar—woodandbass—wood,paddlesandsteering—gear,afineyoungApollo,withabig,manlyvoice,sangusafewsongs.Buthedidnotchantthejoysofweatheringasuddensquall,orrunningarapidfeather—whitewithfoam,orfloatingdownalong,quiet,elm—boweredriver.Notall.Hissongswerefullofsighsandyearnings,languidlipsandsheep’s—eyes.Hispowerfulvoiceinformedusthatcrownsofthornsseemedlikegarlandsofroses,andkisseswereassweetassamplesofheaven,andvariousothercurioussensationswereexperienced;andattheendofeverystanzathereasonwasstated,intonesofthunder——

\"BecauseIloveyou,dear.\"

Eveniftrue,itseemedinappropriate.Howfoolishtheaverageaudienceinadrawing—roomlookswhileitislisteningtopassionatelove—ditties!AndyetIsupposethesingerchosethesesongs,notfromanymaliceaforethought,butsimplybecausesongsofthiskindaresoabundantthatitisnexttoimpossibletofindanythingelseintheshops.

Inregardtonovels,thesituationisalmostasdiscouraging.Tenlove—storiesareprintedtooneofanyotherkind.Wehaveastandinginvitationtoconsiderthetribulationsanddifficultiesofsomeyoungmanoryoungwomaninfindingamate.Itmustbeadmittedthatthesubjecthasitscapabilitiesofinterest.Naturehasherusesforthelover,andshegiveshimanexcellentparttoplayinthedramaoflife.Butisthistantamounttosayingthathisinterestisperennialandall—absorbing,andthathisroleonthestageistheonlyonethatissignificantandnoteworthy?

Lifeismuchtoolargetobeexpressedinthetermsofasinglepassion.Friendship,patriotism,parentaltenderness,filialdevotion,theardourofadventure,thethirstforknowledge,theecstasyofreligion,——theseallhavetheirdwellingintheheartofman.Theymouldcharacter.Theycontrolconduct.Theyarestarsofdestinyshiningintheinnerfirmament.Andifartwouldtrulyholdthemirroruptonature,itmustreflectthesegreaterandlesserlightsthatrulethedayandthenight.

Howmanyoftheplaysthatdivertandmisinformthemoderntheatre—

goerturnonthepivotofalove—affair,notalwayspure,butgenerallysimple!AndhowmanyofthosethatareimportedfromFranceproceeduponthetheorythattheSeventhistheonlyCommandment,andthattheprincipalattractionoflifeliesintheopportunityofbreakingit!Thematinee—girlisnotlikelytohaveaveryluminousortruthfulideaofexistencefloatingaroundinherprettylittlehead.

But,afterall,thegreatplays,thosethattakethedeepestholdupontheheart,likeHAMLETandKINGLEAR,MACBETHandOTHELLO,arenotlove—plays.Andthemostcharmingcomedies,likeTHEWINTER’S

TALE,andTHERIVALS,andRIPVANWINKLE,arechieflymemorableforotherthingsthanlove—scenes.

Eveninnovels,loveshowsatitsbestwhenitdoesnotabsorbthewholeplot.LORNADOONEisalovers’story,butthereisablessedminimumofspooninginit,andalwaysenoughofworkingandfightingtokeeptheairclearandfresh.THEHEARTOFMIDLOTHIAN,andHYPATIA,andROMOLA,andTHECLOISTERANDTHEHEARTH,andJOHN

INGLESANT,andTHETHREEMUSKETEERS,andNOTREDAME,andPEACEAND

WAR,andQUOVADIS,——thesearegreatnovelsbecausetheyaremuchmorethantalesofromanticlove.AsforHENRYESMOND,(whichseemstomethebestofall,)certainly\"loveatfirstsight\"doesnotplaythefinestroleinthatbook.

Therearegoodstoriesofourownday——pathetic,humourous,entertaining,powerful——inwhichtheelementofromanticloveisaltogethersubordinate,orevenimperceptible.THERISEOFSILAS

LAPHAMdoesnotoweitsdeepinteresttotheengagementoftheverycharmingyoungpeoplewhoenlivenit.MADAMEDELPHINEandOLE

’STRACTEDareperfectstoriesoftheirkind.IwouldnotbarterTHE

JUNGLEBOOKSforahundredofTHEBRUSHWOODBOY.

Thetruthisthatlove,consideredmerelyasthepreferenceofonepersonforanotheroftheoppositesex,isnot\"thegreatestthingintheworld.\"Itbecomesgreatonlywhenitleadson,asitoftendoes,toheroismandself—sacrificeandfidelity.Itschiefvalueforart(theinterpreter)liesnotinitself,butinitsquickeningrelationtotheotherelementsoflife.Itmustbeseenandshowninitsdueproportion,andinharmonywiththebroaderlandscape.

Doyoubelievethatinalltheworldthereisonlyonewomanspeciallycreatedforeachman,andthattheorderoftheuniversewillbehopelesslyaskewunlessthesetwoneedlesfindeachotherinthehaystack?Youbelieveitforyourself,perhaps;butdoyoubelieveitforTomJohnson?Yourememberwhataterrificdisturbancehemadeinthesummerof189—,atBarHarbor,aboutEllinorBrown,andhowheranawaywithherinSeptember.Youhavealsoseenthemtogether(occasionally)atLenoxandNewport,sincetheirmarriage.AreyouhonestlyoftheopinionthatifTomhadnotmarriedEllinor,thesetwoyoungliveswouldhavebeenatotalwreck?

AdamSmith,inhisbookonTHEMORALSENTIMENTS,goessofarastosaythat\"loveisnotinterestingtotheobserverbecauseitisAN

AFFECTIONOFTHEIMAGINATION,intowhichitisdifficultforathirdpartytoenter.\"SomethingofthesamekindoccurredtomeinregardtoTomandEllinor.YetIwouldnothavepresumedtosuggestthisthoughttoeitherofthem.NorwouldIhavequotedintheirhearingthemelancholyandfrigidpredictionofRalphWaldoEmerson,totheeffectthattheywouldsomedaydiscover\"thatallwhichatfirstdrewthemtogether——thoseoncesacredfeatures,thatmagicalplayofcharm——wasdeciduous.\"

DECIDUOUS,indeed?Cold,unpleasant,botanicalword!RatherwouldIprognosticatefortheloverssomethingperennial,\"Asobercertaintyofwakingbliss,commonaboutit.Itwashishabittosucceed,andalltherestofuswerehardenedtoit.

WhenhemarriedCorneliaCochrane,wewereconsoledforourpartiallossbytheapparentfitnessandbrilliancyofthematch.IfBeekmanwasamasterfulman,Corneliawascertainlywhatyoumightcallamistressfulwoman.Shehadbeentheheadofherhousesinceshewaseighteenyearsold.Shecarriedhergoodlookslikethefamilyplate;andwhenshecameintothebreakfast—roomandsaidgood—morning,itwaswithanairasifshepresentedeveryonewithacheckforathousanddollars.Hertasteswereacceptedasjudgments,andherpreferenceshadtheforceoflaws.Wherevershewantedtogointhesummer—time,therethefingerofhouseholddestinypointed.AtNewport,atBarHarbour,atLenox,atSouthampton,shemadearecord.WhenshewasjoinedinholywedlocktoBeekmanDePeyster,herfatherandmotherheavedasighofsatisfaction,andsettleddownforaquietvacationinCherryValley.

ItwasinthesecondsummeraftertheweddingthatBeekmanadmittedtoafewofhisancientPetrinecronies,inmomentsofconfidence(unjustifiable,butnatural),thathiswifehadonefault.

\"Itisnotexactlyafault,\"hesaid,\"notapositivefault,youknow.Itisjustakindofadefect,duetohereducation,ofcourse.Ineverythingelseshe’smagnificent.Butshedoesn’tcareforfishing.\"

tosurvivetheevanescenceoflove’syoungdream.EllinorshouldturnouttobeawomanliketheLadyElizabethHastings,ofwhomRichardSteelewrotethat\"toloveherwasaliberaleducation.\"

Tomshouldprovethathehadinhimthelastingstuffofatruemanandahero.Thenitwouldmakelittledifferencewhethertheirconjunctionhadbeeneternallyprescribedinthebookoffateornot.Itwouldbeevidentlyafitmatch,madeonearthandillustrativeofheaven.

Buteveninthemakingofsuchamatchasthis,thevariousstagesofattraction,infatuation,andappropriationshouldnotbedisplayedtooprominentlybeforetheworld,nortreatedaseventsofoverwhelmingimportanceandenduringmoment.IwouldnotcounselTomandEllinor,inthemidsummeroftheirengagement,tohavetheirphotographstakentogetherinaffectionateattitudes.

Thepicturesofanimaginarykindwhichdealwiththesubjectofromanticloveare,almostwithoutexception,fatuousandfutile.

Theinanelyamatory,withtheirlanguishingeyes,wearyus.Theendlesslyosculatory,withtheirprotractedsalutations,aresickening.Evenwhenanairofsentimentalproprietyisthrownaboutthembysomesuchtitleas\"Wedded\"or\"TheHoneymoon,\"theyfatigueus.Forthemostpart,theyremindmeoftheremarkwhichtheCommodoremadeuponacertainpaintingofJupiterandlowhichhangsinthewriting—roomoftheContraryClub.

\"Sir,\"saidthatgentlypiercingcritic,\"thatpictureisequallyunsatisfactorytotheartist,tothemoralist,andtothevoluptuary.\"

Nevertheless,havingmadeacleanbreastofmymisgivingsandreservationsonthesubjectofloversandlandscape,Iwillnowconfessthatthewholeofmydoubtsdonotweighmuchagainstmyunreasonedfaithinromanticlove.AtheartIamnoinfidel,butamostobstinatebelieveranddevotee.Myseasonsofskepticismaretransient.Theyareconnectedwithatorpidliverandaggravatedbyconfinementtoasedentarylifeandenforcedabstinencefromangling.Out—of—doors,Ireturntoasanerandhappierframeofmind.

AsmywheelrollsalongtheRiversideDriveinthegoldenglowofthesunset,IrejoicethattheepisodeofCharlesHenryandMatildaJanehasnotbeenomittedfromtheview.Thisvastandpopulouscity,withallitspassingshowoflife,wouldbelittlebetterthanawaste,howlingwildernessifwecouldnotcatchaglimpse,nowandthen,ofyoungpeoplefallinginloveinthegoodold—fashionedway.

Evenonatrout—stream,IhaveseennothingprettierthanthesightuponwhichIoncecamesuddenlyasIwasfishingdowntheNeversink.

Aboywaskneelingbesidethebrook,andagirlwasgivinghimadrinkofwateroutofherrosyhands.Theystaredwithwonderandcompassionatthewetandsolitaryangler,wadingdownthestream,asifheweresomekindofamildlunatic.ButasIglanceddiscreetlyattheirsmalltableau,Iwasnotunconsciousofthenewjoythatcameintothelandscapewiththepresenceof\"Aloverandhislass.\"

Iknewhowsweetthewatertastedfromthatkindofacup.IalsohavelivedinArcadia,andhavenotforgottenthewayback.

AFATALSUCCESS

\"Whatsurprisesmeinherbehaviour,\"saidhe,\"isitsthoroughness.

Womanseldomdoesthingsbyhalves,butoftenbydoubles.\"——SOLOMON

SINGLEWITZ:TheLifeofAdam.

BeekmanDePeysterwasprobablythemostpassionateandtriumphantfishermaninthePetrineClub.Heangledwiththesamedashandconfidencethathethrewintohisoperationsinthestock—market.

Hewassuretobethefirstmantogethisfliesonthewaterattheopeningoftheseason.Andwhenwecametogetherforourfallmeeting,tocomparenotesofourwanderingsonvariousstreamsandmakeupthefish—storiesfortheyear,Beekmanwasalmostalways\"highhook.\"Weexpected,asamatterofcourse,tohearthathehadtakenthemostandthelargestfish.

Itwassowitheverythingthatheundertook.Hewasamasterfulman.Iftherewasanunusuallylargetroutinariver,Beekmanknewaboutitbeforeanyoneelse,andgottherefirst,andcamehomewiththefish.Itdidnotmakehimundulyproud,becausetherewasnothingunShesaysit’sstupid,——can’tseewhyanyoneshouldlikethewoods,——callscampingoutthelunatic’sdiversion.

It’sratherawkwardforamanwithmyhabitstohavehiswifetakesuchaview.Butitcanbechangedbytraining.Iintendtoeducateherandconverther.Ishallmakeananglerofheryet.\"

Andsohedid.

TheneweducationwasbegunintheAdirondacks,andthefirstlessonwasgivenatPaulSmith’s.Itwasacompletefailure.

BeekmanpersuadedhertocomeoutwithhimforadayonMeachamRiver,andpromisedtoconvinceherofthecharmofangling.Sheworeanewgown,fawn—colourandviolet,withapicture—hat,verytaking.ButtheMeachamRivertroutwasshythatday;notevenBeekmancouldinducehimtorisetothefly.Whatthetroutlackedinconfidencethemosquitoesmorethanmadeup.Mrs.DePeystercamehomemuchsunburned,andexpressedahighlyunfavourableopinionoffishingasanamusementandofMeachamRiverasaresort.

\"Thenicepeopledon’tcometotheAdirondackstofish,\"saidshe;

\"theycometotalkaboutthefishingtwentyyearsago.Besides,whatdoyouwanttocatchthattroutfor?Ifyoudo,theothermenwillsayyouboughtit,andthehotelwillhavetoputinanewonefortherestoftheseason.\"

ThefollowingyearBeekmantriedMooseheadLake.Herehefoundanatmospheremorefavourabletohisplanofeducation.Therewereagoodmanypeoplewhoreallyfished,andshortexpeditionsinthewoodswerequitefashionable.Corneliahadacamping—costumeofthemostapprovedstylemadebyDewlaponFifthAvenue,——pearl—graywithliningsofrose—silk,——andconsentedtogowithherhusbandonatripupMooseRiver.TheypitchedtheirtentthefirsteveningatthemouthofMiseryStream,andastormcameon.Therainsiftedthroughthecanvasinafinespray,andMrs.DePeystersatupallnightinawaterproofcloak,holdinganumbrella.Thenextdaytheywerebackatthehotelintimeforlunch.

\"Itwashorrid,\"shetoldhermostintimatefriend,\"perfectlyhorrid.Theideaofsleepinginashower—bath,andeatingyourbreakfastfromatinplate,justforsakeofcatchingafewsillyfish!Whynotsendyourguidesouttogetthemforyou?\"

But,inspiteofthisprofessionofobstinateheresy,Beekmanobservedwithsecretjoythatthereweresigns,beforetheendoftheseason,thatCorneliawasdriftingalittle,averylittlebutstillperceptibly,inthedirectionofachangeofheart.Shebegantotakeaninterest,asthebigtroutcamealonginSeptember,inthereportsofthecatchesmadebythedifferentanglers.Shewouldsaunteroutwiththeotherpeopletothecorneroftheporchtoseethefishweighedandspreadoutonthegrass.SeveraltimesshewentwithBeekmaninthecanoetoHardscrabblePoint,andshoweddistinctevidencesofpleasurewhenhecaughtlargetrout.Thelastdayoftheseason,whenhereturnedfromasuccessfulexpeditiontoRoachRiverandLilyBay,sheinquiredwithsomeparticularityabouttheresultsofhissport;andintheevening,asthecompanysatbeforethegreatopenfireinthehallofthehotel,shewasheardtousethisinformationwithconsiderableskillinputtingdownMrs.

MinotPeabodyofBoston,whowasrecountingthedetailsofherhusband’scatchatSpencerPond.Corneliawasnotapersontobecontentedwiththebackseat,eveninfish—stories.

WhenBeekmanobservedtheseindicationshewasmuchencouraged,andresolvedtopushhiseducationalexperimentbrisklyforwardtohiscustomarygoalofsuccess.

\"Somethingscanbedone,aswellasothers,\"hesaidinhismasterfulway,asthreeofuswerewalkinghometogetheraftertheautumnaldinnerofthePetrineClub,whichhealwaysattendedasagraduatemember.\"Arealfishermannevergivesup.ItoldyouI’dmakeanangleroutofmywife;andsoIwill.Ithasbeenratherdifficult.Sheis’dour’inrising.Butshe’sbeginningtotakenoticeoftheflynow.Givemeanotherseason,andI’llhaveherlanded.\"

GoodoldBeekman!Littledidhethink——ButImustnotinterruptthestorywithmoralreflections.

Thepreparationsthathemadeforhisfinaleffortatconversionwerethoroughandprudent.HehadaprivateinterviewwithDewlapinregardtotheconstructionofapracticalfishing—costumeforalady,whichresultedinsomethingmorereasonableandworkmanlikethanhadeverbeenturnedoutbythatfamousartist.HeorderedfromHookandCatchettalady’sangling—outfitofthemostenticingdescription,——asplit—bamboorod,lightasagirl’swish,andstrongasamatron’swill;anoxidizedsilverreel,withamonogramononeside,andasapphiresetinthehandleforgoodluck;abookofflies,ofallsizesandcolours,withthecorrectnamesinscribedingiltlettersoneachpage.Hesurroundedhisfavouritesportwithanaureoleofeleganceandbeauty.AndthenhetookCorneliainSeptembertotheUpperDamatRangeley.

Shewentreluctant.Shearriveddisgusted.Shestayedincredulous.

Shereturned——Waitabit,andyoushallhearhowshereturned.

TheUpperDamatRangeleyistheplace,ofallothersintheworld,wherethelunacyofanglingmaybeseeninitsincurablestage.

Thereisacosylittleinn,calledacamp,atthefootofabiglake.Infrontoftheinnisahugedamofgraystone,overwhichtheriverplungesintoagreatovalpool,wherethetroutassembleintheearlyfalltoperpetuatetheirrace.FromthetenthofSeptembertothethirtieth,thereisnotanhourofthedayornightwhentherearenoboatsfloatingonthatpool,andnoanglerstrailingtheflyacrossitswaters.Beforethelatefishermenarereadytocomeinatmidnight,theearlyfishermenmaybeseencreepingdowntotheshorewithlanternsinordertobeginbeforecock—crow.Thenumberoffishtakenisnotlarge,——perhapsfiveorsixforthewholecompanyonanaverageday,——butthesizeissometimesenormous,——nothingunderthreepoundsiscounted,——andtheypervadethoughtandconversationattheUpperDamtotheexclusionofeveryothersubject.Thereisnodriving,nodancing,nogolf,notennis.Thereisnothingtodobutfishordie.

Atfirst,Corneliathoughtshewouldchoosethelatteralternative.

Butaremarkofthatskilfulandmoroseoldangler,McTurk,whichsheoverheardontheverandahaftersupper,changedhermind.

\"Womenhavenosportinginstinct,\"saidhe.\"Theyonlyfishbecausetheyseemendoingit.Theyareimitativeanimals.\"

ThatsamenightshetoldBeekman,inthesubduedtonewhichthearchitecturalconstructionofthehouseimposesuponallconfidentialcommunicationsinthebedrooms,butwithresolutionineveryaccent,thatsheproposedtogofishingwithhimonthemorrow.

\"Butnotonthatpool,rightinfrontofthehouse,youunderstand.

Theremustbesomeotherplace,outonthelake,wherewecanfishforthreeorfourdays,untilIgetthetrickofthiswobblyrod.

ThenI’llshowthatoldbear,McTurk,whatkindofananimalwomanis.

Beekmanwassimplydelighted.FivedaysofdiligentpracticeatthemouthofMillBrookbroughthispupiltothepointwherehepronouncedhersafe.

\"Ofcourse,\"hesaidpatronizingly,\"youhave’ntlearnedallaboutityet.Thatwilltakeyears.Butyoucangetyourflyoutthirtyfeet,andyoucankeepthetipofyourrodup.Ifyoudothat,thetroutwillhookhimself,inrapidwater,eighttimesoutoften.

Forplayinghim,ifyoufollowmydirections,you’llbeallright.

Wewilltrythepooltonight,andhopeforamedium—sizedfish.\"

Corneliasaidnothing,butsmiledandnodded.Shehadherownthoughts.

Ataboutnineo’clockSaturdaynight,theyanchoredtheirboatontheedgeoftheshoalwherethebigeddyswingsaround,putoutthelanternandbegantofish.Beekmansatinthebowoftheboat,withhisrodovertheleftside;Corneliainthestern,withherrodovertherightside.Thenightwascloudyandveryblack.Eachofthemhadputonthelargestpossiblefly,onea\"Bee—Pond\"andtheothera\"Dragon;\"buteventhesewereinvisible.Theymeasuredouttherightlengthofline,andletthefliesdriftbackuntiltheyhungovertheshoal,inthecurlywaterwherethetwocurrentsmeet.

Therewerethreeotherboatstotheleftofthem.McTurkwastheironlyneighbourinthedarknessontheright.Oncetheyheardhimswearingsoftlytohimself,andknewthathehadhookedandlostafish.

Awaydownatthetailofthepool,dimlyvisiblethroughthegloom,thefurtivefisherman,Parsons,hadanchoredhisboat.Nonoiseevercamefromthatcraft.Ifhewishedtochangehisposition,hedidnotpulluptheanchorandletitdownagainwithabump.Hesimplylengthenedorshortenedhisanchorrope.Therewasnoclickofthereelwhenheplayedafish.Hedrewinandpaidoutthelinethroughtheringsbyhand,withoutasound.Whathethoughtwhenafishgotaway,nooneknew,forheneversaidit.Heconcealedhisanglingasifithadbeenaconspiracy.Twicethatnighttheyheardafaintsplashinthewaternearhisboat,andtwicetheysawhimputhisarmoverthesideinthedarknessandbringitbackagainveryquietly.

\"That’sthesecondfishforParsons,\"whisperedBeekman,\"whatasecretiveoldFortunatusheis!Heknowsmoreaboutfishingthananymanonthepool,andtalksless.\"

Corneliadidnotanswer.Herthoughtswereallonthetipofherownrod.Abouteleveno’clockafine,drizzlingrainsetin.Thefishingwasveryslack.Alltheotherboatsgaveitupindespair;

butCorneliasaidshewantedtostayoutalittlelonger,theymightaswellfinishuptheweek.

Atpreciselyfiftyminutespasteleven,Beekmanreeleduphisline,andremarkedwithfirmnessthattheholySabbathdaywasalmostathandandtheyoughttogoin.

\"NottillI’velandedthistrout,\"saidCornelia.

\"What?Atrout!Haveyougotone?\"

\"Certainly;I’vehadhimonforatleastfifteenminutes.I’mplayinghimMr.Parsons’way.Youmightaswelllightthelanternandgetthenetready;he’scomingintowardstheboatnow.\"

Beekmanbrokethreematchesbeforehemadethelanternburn;andwhenhehelditupoverthegunwale,therewasthetroutsureenough,gleamingghostlypaleinthedarkwater,closetotheboat,andquitetiredout.Heslippedthenetoverthefishanddrewitin,——amonster.

\"I’llcarrythattrout,ifyouplease,\"saidCornelia,astheysteppedoutoftheboat;andshewalkedintothecamp,onthelaststrokeofmidnight,withthefishinherhand,andquietlyaskedforthesteelyard.

Eightpoundsandfourteenounces,——thatwastheweight.Everybodywasamazed.Itwasthe\"bestfish\"oftheyear.Corneliashowednosignofexultation,untiljustasJohnwascarryingthetrouttotheice—house.Thensheflashedout:——\"Quiteafairimitation,Mr.

McTurk,——isn’tit?\"

NowMcTurk’sbestrecordforthelastfifteenyearswassevenpoundsandtwelveounces.

SofarasMcTurkisconcerned,thisistheendofthestory.ButnotfortheDePeysters.Iwishitwere.Beekmanwenttosleepthatnightwithacontentedspirit.Hefeltthathisexperimentineducationhadbeenasuccess.Hehadmadehiswifeanangler.

Hehadindeed,andtoanextentwhichhelittlesuspected.ThatUpperDamtroutwastoherlikethefirsttasteofbloodtothetiger.Itseemedtochange,atonce,notsomuchhercharacterasthedirectionofhervitalenergy.Sheyieldedtothelunacyofangling,notbyslowdegrees,(asfirstatransientdelusion,thenafixedidea,thenachronicinfirmity,finallyamildinsanity,)butbyasuddenplungeintothemostviolentmania.SofarfrombeingreadytodieatUpperDam,herdesirenowwastolivethere——andtolivesolelyforthesakeoffishing——aslongastheseasonwasopen.

ThereweretwohundredandfortyhourslefttomidnightonthethirtiethofSeptember.Atleasttwohundredoftheseshespentonthepool;andwhenBeekmanwastooexhaustedtomanagetheboatandthenetandthelanternforher,sheengagedatrustworthyguidetotakeBeekman’splacewhileheslept.Attheendofthelastdayherscorewastwenty—three,withanaverageoffivepoundsandaquarter.Hisscorewasnine,withanaverageoffourpounds.Hehadsucceededfarbeyondhiswildesthopes.

Thenextyearhissuccessbecameevenmoreastonishing.TheywenttotheTitanClubinCanada.TheugliestandmostinaccessiblesheetofwaterinthatterritoryisLakePharaoh.Butitisfamousfortheextraordinaryfishingatacertainspotneartheoutlet,wherethereisjustroomenoughforonecanoe.TheycampedonLakePharaohforsixweeks,byMrs.DePeyster’scommand;andhercanoewasalwaysthefirsttoreachthefishing—groundinthemorning,andthelasttoleaveitintheevening.

Someoneaskedhim,whenhereturnedtothecity,whetherhehadgoodluck.

\"Quitefair,\"hetossedoffinacarelessway;\"wetookoverthreehundredpounds.\"

\"Toyourownrod?\"askedtheinquirer,inadmiration.

\"No—o—o,\"saidBeekman,\"thereweretwoofus.\"

Thereweretwoofthem,also,thefollowingyear,whentheyjoinedtheNatasheeboSalmonClubandfishedthatcelebratedriverinLabrador.Thecustomofdrawinglotseverynightforthewaterthateachmemberwastoangleoverthenextday,seemedtobeespeciallydesignedtofitthesituation.Mrs.DePeystercouldfishherownpoolandherhusband’stoo.Theresultofthatyear’sfishingwassomethingphenomenal.Shehadascorethatmadeaparagraphinthenewspapersandcalledouteditorialcomment.Oneeditorwassoinadequatetothesituationastoentitlethearticleinwhichhedescribedhertriumph\"TheEquivalenceofWoman.\"Itwaswell—

meant,butshewasnotatallpleasedwithit.