第3章

Atlastalargebearcamewalkingthroughthewood。

Perhapshealsowaslookingfornuts;heseemedtobesniffingaround。

ChippyHackeewenthomeinahurry!

AndwhenChippyHackeegothome,hefoundhehadcaughtacoldinhishead;andhewasmoreuncomfortablestill。

AndnowTimmyandGoodyTiptoeskeeptheirnutstorefastenedupwithalittlepadlock。

AndwheneverthatlittlebirdseestheChipmunks,hesings——\"Who’s—been—digging—

upMY—nuts?Who’sbeendig—

ging—upMY—nuts?\"Butnobodyeveranswers!

THETALEOF

MR。TOD

[ForWilliamFrancisofUlva——Someday!]

Ihavemademanybooksaboutwell—behavedpeople。Now,forachange,Iamgoingtomakeastoryabouttwodisagreeablepeople,calledTommyBrockandMr。Tod。

NobodycouldcallMr。Tod\"nice。\"Therabbitscouldnotbearhim;theycouldsmellhimhalfamileoff。Hewasofawanderinghabitandhehadfoxywhiskers;

theyneverknewwherehewouldbenext。

Onedayhewaslivinginastick—

houseinthecoppice[grove],causingterrortothefamilyofoldMr。

BenjaminBouncer。Nextdayhemovedintoapollardwillownearthelake,frighteningthewildducksandthewaterrats。

InwinterandearlyspringhemightgenerallybefoundinanearthamongsttherocksatthetopofBullBanks,underOatmealCrag。

Hehadhalfadozenhouses,buthewasseldomathome。

ThehouseswerenotalwaysemptywhenMr。TodmovedOUT;

becausesometimesTommyBrockmovedIN;(withoutaskingleave)。

TommyBrockwasashortbristlyfatwaddlingpersonwithagrin;hegrinnedalloverhisface。Hewasnotniceinhishabits。Heatewaspnestsandfrogsandworms;andhewaddledaboutbymoonlight,diggingthingsup。

Hisclotheswereverydirty;andashesleptinthedaytime,heal—

wayswenttobedinhisboots。AndthebedwhichhewenttobedinwasgenerallyMr。Tod’s。

NowTommyBrockdidoccasionallyeatrabbitpie;butitwasonlyverylittleyoungonesoccasionally,whenotherfoodwasreallyscarce。

HewasfriendlywitholdMr。

Bouncer;theyagreedindislikingthewickedottersandMr。Tod;theyoftentalkedoverthatpainfulsubject。

OldMr。Bouncerwasstrickeninyears。Hesatinthespringsunshineoutsidetheburrow,inamuffler;

smokingapipeofrabbittobacco。

HelivedwithhissonBenjaminBunnyandhisdaughter—in—lawFlopsy,whohadayoungfamily。

OldMr。Bouncerwasinchargeofthefamilythatafternoon,becauseBenjaminandFlopsyhadgoneout。

Thelittlerabbitbabieswerejustoldenoughtoopentheirblueeyesandkick。Theylayinafluffybedofrabbitwoolandhay,inashallowburrow,separatefromthemainrabbithole。Totellthetruth——oldMr。Bouncerhadforgottenthem。

Hesatinthesun,andconversedcordiallywithTommyBrock,whowaspassingthroughthewoodwithasackandalittlespudwhichheusedfordigging,andsomemoletraps。Hecomplainedbitterlyaboutthescarcityofpheasants’

eggs,andaccusedMr。Todofpoachingthem。Andtheottershadclearedoffallthefrogswhilehewasasleepinwinter——\"Ihavenothadagoodsquaremealforafort—

night,Iamlivingonpig—nuts。I

shallhavetoturnvegetarianandeatmyowntail!\"saidTommyBrock。

Itwasnotmuchofajoke,butittickledoldMr。Bouncer;becauseTommyBrockwassofatandstumpyandgrinning。

SooldMr。Bouncerlaughed;andpressedTommyBrocktocomeinside,totasteasliceofseedcakeand\"aglassofmydaughterFlopsy’scowslipwine。\"TommyBrocksqueezedhimselfintotherabbitholewithalacrity。

ThenoldMr。Bouncersmokedanotherpipe,andgaveTommyBrockacabbageleafcigarwhichwassoverystrongthatitmadeTommyBrockgrinmorethanever;

andthesmokefilledtheburrow。

OldMr。Bouncercoughedandlaughed;andTommyBrockpuffedandgrinned。

AndMr。Bouncerlaughedandcoughed,andshuthiseyesbecauseofthecabbagesmoke……

WhenFlopsyandBenjamincamebackoldMr。Bouncerwokeup。

TommyBrockandalltheyoungrabbitbabieshaddisappeared!

Mr。Bouncerwouldnotconfessthathehadadmittedanybodyintotherabbithole。Butthesmellofbadgerwasundeniable;andtherewereroundheavyfootmarksinthesand。Hewasindisgrace;Flopsywrungherears,andslappedhim。

BenjaminBunnysetoffatonceafterTommyBrock。

Therewasnotmuchdifficultyintrackinghim;hehadlefthisfoot—

markandgoneslowlyupthewind—

ingfootpaththroughthewood。

Herehehadrootedupthemossandwoodsorrel。Therehehaddugquiteadeepholefordogdarnel;

andhadsetamoletrap。Alittlestreamcrossedtheway。Benjaminskippedlightlyoverdry—foot;thebadger’sheavystepsshowedplainlyinthemud。

Thepathledtoapartofthethicketwherethetreeshadbeencleared;therewereleafyoakstumps,andaseaofbluehyacinths——butthesmellthatmadeBenjaminstopwasNOTthesmellofflowers!

Mr。Tod’sstickhousewasbeforehim;and,foronce,Mr。Todwasathome。Therewasnotonlyafoxyflavorinproofofit——therewassmokecomingoutofthebrokenpailthatservedasachimney。

BenjaminBunnysatup,staring,hiswhiskerstwitched。Insidethestickhousesomebodydroppedaplate,andsaidsomething。Benjaminstampedhisfoot,andbolted。

Heneverstoppedtillhecametotheothersideofthewood。ApparentlyTommyBrockhadturnedthesameway。Uponthetopofthewalltherewereagainthemarksofbadger;andsomeravellingsofasackhadcaughtonabriar。

Benjaminclimbedoverthewall,intoameadow。Hefoundanothermoletrapnewlyset;hewasstilluponthetrackofTommyBrock。Itwasgettinglateintheafternoon。

Otherrabbitswerecomingouttoenjoytheeveningair。Oneoftheminabluecoat,byhimself,wasbusilyhuntingfordandelions。——

\"CousinPeter!PeterRabbit,PeterRabbit!\"shoutedBenjaminBunny。

Thebluecoatedrabbitsatupwithprickedears——\"Whateveristhematter,CousinBenjamin?Isitacat?orJohnStoatFerret?\"

\"No,no,no!He’sbaggedmyfamily——TommyBrock——inasack——haveyouseenhim?\"

\"TommyBrock?howmany,CousinBenjamin?\"

\"Seven,CousinPeter,andallofthemtwins!Didhecomethisway?

Pleasetellmequick!\"

\"Yes,yes;nottenminutessince……hesaidtheywereCATERPILLARS;

Ididthinktheywerekickingratherhard,forcaterpillars。\"

\"Whichway?whichwayhashegone,CousinPeter?\"

\"Hehadasackwithsomething’liveinit;Iwatchedhimsetamoletrap。Letmeusemymind,CousinBenjamin;tellmefromthebeginning,\"

Benjamindidso。

\"MyUncleBouncerhasdisplayedalamentablewantofdiscretionforhisyears;\"saidPeterreflectively,\"buttherearetwohopefulcircumstances。Yourfamilyisaliveandkicking;andTommyBrockhashadrefreshments。Hewillprobablygotosleep,andkeepthemforbreakfast。\"

\"Whichway?\"\"CousinBenjamin,composeyourself。Iknowverywellwhichway。BecauseMr。

TodwasathomeinthestickhousehehasgonetoMr。Tod’sotherhouse,atthetopofBullBanks。I

partlyknow,becauseheofferedtoleaveanymessageatSisterCottontail’s;

hesaidhewouldbepassing。\"

(Cottontailhadmarriedablackrabbit,andgonetoliveonthehill。)

Peterhidhisdandelions,andaccompaniedtheafflictedparent,whowasallofatwitter。Theycrossedseveralfieldsandbegantoclimbthehill;thetracksofTommyBrockwereplainlytobeseen。Heseemedtohaveputdownthesackeverydozenyards,torest。

\"Hemustbeverypuffed;weareclosebehindhim,bythescent。

Whatanastyperson!\"saidPeter。

Thesunshinewasstillwarmandslantingonthehillpastures。Halfwayup,Cottontailwassittinginherdoorway,withfourorfivehalf—

grownlittlerabbitsplayingabouther;oneblackandtheothersbrown。

CottontailhadseenTommyBrockpassinginthedistance。

AskedwhetherherhusbandwasathomesherepliedthatTommyBrockhadrestedtwicewhileshewatchedhim。

Hehadnodded,andpointedtothesack,andseemeddoubledupwithlaughing。——\"Comeaway,Peter;hewillbecookingthem;

comequicker!\"saidBenjaminBunny。

Theyclimbedupandup;——\"Hewasathome;Isawhisblackearspeepingoutofthehole。\"\"Theylivetooneartherockstoquarrelwiththeirneighbors。Comeon,CousinBenjamin!\"

WhentheycamenearthewoodatthetopofBullBanks,theywentcautiously。Thetreesgrewamongstheapeduprocks;andthere,beneathacrag,Mr。Todhadmadeoneofhishomes。Itwasatthetopofasteepbank;therocksandbushesoverhungit。Therabbitscreptupcarefully,listeningandpeeping。

Thishousewassomethingbetweenacave,aprison,andatumbledownpigsty。Therewasastrongdoor,whichwasshutandlocked。

Thesettingsunmadethewindowpanesglowlikeredflame;butthekitchenfirewasnotalight。Itwasneatlylaidwithdrysticks,astherabbitscouldsee,whentheypeepedthroughthewindow。

Benjaminsighedwithrelief。

Buttherewerepreparationsuponthekitchentablewhichmadehimshudder。Therewasanimmenseemptypiedishofbluewil—

lowpattern,andalargecarvingknifeandfork,andachopper。

Attheotherendofthetablewasapartlyunfoldedtablecloth,aplate,atumbler,aknifeandfork,saltcellar,mustardandachair——

inshort,preparationsforoneperson’ssupper。

Nopersonwastobeseen,andnoyoungrabbits。Thekitchenwasemptyandsilent;theclockhadrundown。PeterandBenjaminflattenedtheirnosesagainstthewindow,andstaredintothedusk。

Thentheyscrambledroundtherockstotheothersideofthehouse。

Itwasdampandsmelly,andover—

grownwiththornsandbriars。

Therabbitsshiveredintheirshoes。

\"Ohmypoorrabbitbabies!

Whatadreadfulplace;Ishallneverseethemagain!\"sighedBenjamin。

Theycreptuptothebedroomwindow。Itwasclosedandboltedlikethekitchen。Butthereweresignsthatthiswindowhadbeenrecentlyopen;thecobwebsweredisturbed,andtherewerefreshdirtyfootmarksuponthewindowsill。

Theroominsidewassodarkthatatfirsttheycouldmakeoutnothing;

buttheycouldhearanoise——aslowdeepregularsnoringgrunt。

Andastheireyesbecameaccustomedtothedarkness,theyperceivedthatsomebodywasasleeponMr。Tod’sbed,curledupundertheblanket。——\"Hehasgonetobedinhisboots,\"whisperedPeter。

Benjamin,whowasallofatwitter,pulledPeteroffthewindowsill。

TommyBrock’ssnorescontinued,gruntyandregularfromMr。

Tod’sbed。Nothingcouldbeseenoftheyoungfamily。

Thesunhadset;anowlbegantohootinthewood。Thereweremanyunpleasantthingslyingaboutthathadmuchbetterhavebeenburied;

rabbitbonesandskulls,andchickens’

legsandotherhorrors。Itwasashockingplace,andverydark。

Theywentbacktothefrontofthehouse,andtriedineverywaytomovetheboltofthekitchenwindow。

Theytriedtopushuparustynailbetweenthewindowsashes;

butitwasofnouse,especiallywithoutalight。

Theysatsidebysideoutsidethewindow,whisperingandlistening。

Inhalfanhourthemoonroseoverthewood。Itshonefullandclearandcold,uponthehouse,amongsttherocks,andinatthekitchenwindow。Butalas,nolittlerabbitbabiesweretobeseen!Themoonbeamstwinkledonthecarvingknifeandthepiedish,andmadeapathofbrightnessacrossthedirtyfloor。

Thelightshowedalittledoorinawallbesidethekitchenfireplace——alittleirondoorbelongingtoabrickovenofthatold—fashionedsortthatusedtobeheatedwithfaggotsofwood。

AndpresentlyatthesamemomentPeterandBenjaminnoticedthatwhenevertheyshookthewindowthelittledooroppositeshookinanswer。Theyoungfamilywerealive;shutupintheoven!

BenjaminwassoexcitedthatitwasamercyhedidnotawakeTommyBrock,whosesnorescontinuedsolemnlyinMr。Tod’sbed。

Buttherereallywasnotverymuchcomfortinthediscovery。

Theycouldnotopenthewindow;

andalthoughtheyoungfamilywasalivethelittlerabbitswerequitein—

capableoflettingthemselvesout;

theywerenotoldenoughtocrawl。

Aftermuchwhispering,PeterandBenjamindecidedtodigatunnel。

Theybegantoburrowayardortwolowerdownthebank。Theyhopedthattheymightbeabletoworkbetweenthelargestonesunderthehouse;thekitchenfloorwassodirtythatitwasimpossibletosaywhetheritwasmadeofearthorflags。

Theyduganddugforhours。

Theycouldnottunnelstraightonaccountofstones;butbytheendofthenighttheywereunderthekitchenfloor。Benjaminwasonhisbackscratchingupwards。Peter’sclawswereworndown;hewasoutsidethetunnel,shufflingsandaway。Hecalledoutthatitwasmorning——sunrise;andthatthejaysweremakinganoisedownbelowinthewoods。

BenjaminBunnycameoutofthedarktunnelshakingthesandfromhisears;hecleanedhisfacewithhispaws。Everyminutethesunshonewarmeronthetopofthehill。Inthevalleytherewasaseaofwhitemist,withgoldentopsoftreesshowingthrough。

Againfromthefieldsdownbelowinthemisttherecametheangrycryofajay,followedbythesharpyelpingbarkofafox!

Thenthosetworabbitslosttheirheadscompletely。Theydidthemostfoolishthingthattheycouldhavedone。Theyrushedintotheirshortnewtunnel,andhidthemselvesatthetopendofit,underMr。Tod’skitchenfloor。

Mr。TodwascomingupBullBanks,andhewasintheveryworstoftempers。Firsthehadbeenupsetbybreakingtheplate。Itwashisownfault;butitwasachinaplate,thelastofthedinnerservicethathadbelongedtohisgrandmother,oldVixenTod。Thenthemidgeshadbeenverybad。Andhehadfailedtocatchahenpheasantonhernest;andithadcontainedonlyfiveeggs,twoofthemaddled。Mr。

Todhadhadanunsatisfactorynight。

Asusual,whenoutofhumor,hedeterminedtomovehouse。Firsthetriedthepollardwillow,butitwasdamp;andtheottershadleftadeadfishnearit。Mr。Todlikesnobody’sleavingsbuthisown。

Hemadehiswayupthehill;histemperwasnotimprovedbynoticingunmistakablemarksofbadger。

NooneelsegrubsupthemosssowantonlyasTommyBrock。

Mr。Todslappedhisstickupontheearthandfumed;heguessedwhereTommyBrockhadgoneto。

Hewasfurtherannoyedbythejaybirdwhichfollowedhimpersistently。

Itflewfromtreetotreeandscolded,warningeveryrabbitwithinhearingthateitheracatorafoxwascominguptheplantation。

OncewhenitflewscreamingoverhisheadMr。Todsnappedatit,andbarked。

Heapproachedhishouseverycarefully,withalargerustykey。Hesniffedandhiswhiskersbristled。

Thehousewaslockedup,butMr。

Todhadhisdoubtswhetheritwasempty。Heturnedtherustykeyinthelock;therabbitsbelowcouldhearit。Mr。Todopenedthedoorcautiouslyandwentin。

ThesightthatmetMr。Tod’seyesinMr。Tod’skitchenmadeMr。Todfurious。TherewasMr。Tod’schair,andMr。Tod’spiedish,andhisknifeandforkandmustardandsaltcellar,andhistablecloth,thathehadleftfoldedupinthedresser——allsetoutforsupper(orbreakfast)

——withoutdoubtforthatodiousTommyBrock。

Therewasasmelloffreshearthanddirtybadger,whichfortunatelyoverpoweredallsmellofrabbit。

ButwhatabsorbedMr。Tod’sattentionwasanoise,adeepslowregularsnoringgruntingnoise,comingfromhisownbed。

Hepeepedthroughthehingesofthehalf—openbedroomdoor。Thenheturnedandcameoutofthehouseinahurry。Hiswhiskersbristledandhiscoatcollarstoodonendwithrage。

ForthenexttwentyminutesMr。

Todkeptcreepingcautiouslyintothehouse,andretreatinghurriedlyoutagain。Bydegreesheventuredfurtherin——rightintothebed—

room。Whenhewasoutsidethehouse,hescratcheduptheearthwithfury。Butwhenhewasinside——hedidnotlikethelookofTommyBrock’steeth。

Hewaslyingonhisbackwithhismouthopen,grinningfromeartoear。Hesnoredpeacefullyandregularly;butoneeyewasnotperfectlyshut。

Mr。Todcameinandoutofthebedroom。Twicehebroughtinhiswalkingstick,andoncehebroughtinthecoalscuttle。Buthethoughtbetterofit,andtookthemaway。

Whenhecamebackafterremovingthecoalscuttle,TommyBrockwaslyingalittlemoresideways;

butheseemedevensounderasleep。

Hewasanincurablyindolentperson;

hewasnotintheleastafraidofMr。Tod;hewassimplytoolazyandcomfortabletomove。

Mr。Todcamebackyetagainintothebedroomwithaclothesline。HestoodaminutewatchingTommyBrockandlisteningattentivelytothesnores。Theywereveryloudindeed,butseemedquitenatural。

Mr。Todturnedhisbacktowardsthebed,andundidthewindow。Itcreaked;heturnedroundwithajump。TommyBrock,whohadopenedoneeye——shutithastily。

Thesnorescontinued。

Mr。Tod’sproceedingswerepeculiar,andratherdifficult(becausethebedwasbetweenthewindowandthedoorofthebedroom)。Heopenedthewindowalittleway,andpushedoutthegreaterpartoftheclotheslineontothewindow—

sill。Therestoftheline,withahookattheend,remainedinhishand。

TommyBrocksnoredconscientiously。

Mr。Todstoodandlookedathimforaminute;thenhelefttheroomagain。

TommyBrockopenedbotheyes,andlookedattheropeandgrinned。

Therewasanoiseoutsidethewindow。

TommyBrockshuthiseyesinahurry。

Mr。Todhadgoneoutatthefrontdoor,androundtothebackofthehouse。Ontheway,hestumbledovertherabbitburrow。Ifhehadhadanyideawhowasinsideithewouldhavepulledthemoutquickly。

HisfootwentthroughthetunnelnearlyuponthetopofPeterRabbitandBenjamin;but,fortunately,hethoughtthatitwassomemoreofTommyBrock’swork。

Hetookupthecoiloflinefromthesill,listenedforamoment,andthentiedtheropetoatree。

TommyBrockwatchedhimwithoneeye,throughthewindow。Hewaspuzzled。

Mr。Todfetchedalargeheavypailfulofwaterfromthespring,andstaggeredwithitthroughthekitchenintohisbedroom。

TommyBrocksnoredindustriously,withratherasnort。

Mr。Todputdownthepailbesidethebed,tookuptheendofropewiththehook——hesitated,andlookedatTommyBrock。Thesnoreswerealmostapoplectic;butthegrinwasnotquitesobig。

Mr。Todgingerlymountedachairbytheheadofthebedstead。

HislegsweredangerouslyneartoTommyBrock’steeth。

Hereachedupandputtheendofrope,withthehook,overtheheadofthetesterbed,wherethecurtainsoughttohang。

(Mr。Tod’scurtainswerefoldedup,andputaway,owingtothehousebeingunoccupied。Sowasthecounterpane。TommyBrockwascoveredwithablanketonly。)

Mr。Todstandingontheunsteadychairlookeddownuponhimattentively;

hereallywasafirstprizesoundsleeper!

Itseemedasthoughnothingwouldwakenhim——noteventheflappingropeacrossthebed。

Mr。Toddescendedsafelyfromthechair,andendeavoredtogetupagainwiththepailofwater。Heintendedtohangitfromthehook,danglingovertheheadofTommyBrock,inordertomakeasortofshower—bath,workedbyastring,throughthewindow。

But,naturally,beingathin—

leggedperson(thoughvindictiveandsandywhiskered)——hewasquiteunabletolifttheheavyweighttothelevelofthehookandrope。Heverynearlyoverbalancedhimself。

Thesnoresbecamemoreandmoreapoplectic。OneofTommyBrock’shindlegstwitchedundertheblanket,butstillhesleptonpeacefully。

Mr。Todandthepaildescendedfromthechairwithoutaccident。

Afterconsiderablethought,heemptiedthewaterintoawashbasinandjug。Theemptypailwasnottooheavyforhim;heslungitupwobblingovertheheadofTommyBrock。

Surelythereneverwassuchasleeper!Mr。Todgotupanddown,downanduponthechair。

Ashecouldnotliftthewholepailfulofwateratoncehefetchedamilkjugandladledquartsofwaterintothepailbydegrees。Thepailgotfullerandfuller,andswunglikeapendulum。Occasionallyadropsplashedover;butstillTommyBrocksnoredregularlyandnevermoved,——exceptinoneeye。

AtlastMr。Tod’spreparationswerecomplete。Thepailwasfullofwater;theropewastightlystrainedoverthetopofthebed,andacrossthewindowsilltothetreeoutside。

\"Itwillmakeagreatmessinmybedroom;butIcouldneversleepinthatbedagainwithoutaspringcleaningofsomesort,\"saidMr。

Tod。

Mr。Todtookalastlookatthebadgerandsoftlylefttheroom。Hewentoutofthehouse,shuttingthefrontdoor。Therabbitsheardhisfootstepsoverthetunnel。

Heranroundbehindthehouse,intendingtoundotheropeinordertoletfallthepailfulofwateruponTommyBrock——

\"Iwillwakehimupwithanunpleasantsurprise,\"saidMr。Tod。

Themomenthehadgone,TommyBrockgotupinahurry;herolledMr。Tod’sdressing—gownintoabundle,putitintothebedbeneaththepailofwaterinsteadofhimself,andlefttheroomalso——

grinningimmensely。

Hewentintothekitchen,lightedthefireandboiledthekettle;forthemomenthedidnottroublehimselftocookthebabyrabbits。

WhenMr。Todgottothetree,hefoundthattheweightandstrainhaddraggedtheknotsotightthatitwaspastuntying。Hewasobligedtognawitwithhisteeth。Hechewedandgnawedformorethantwentyminutes。Atlasttheropegavewaywithsuchasuddenjerkthatitnearlypulledhisteethout,andquiteknockedhimoverbackwards。

Insidethehousetherewasagreatcrashandsplash,andthenoiseofapailrollingoverandover。

Butnoscreams。Mr。Todwasmystified;hesatquitestill,andlistenedattentively。Thenhepeepedinatthewindow。Thewaterwasdrippingfromthebed,thepailhadrolledintoacorner。

Inthemiddleofthebed,undertheblanket,wasawetSOMETHING

——muchflattenedinthemiddle,wherethepailhadcaughtit(asitwereacrossthetummy)。Itsheadwascoveredbythewetblanket,anditwasNOTSNORINGANYLONGER。

Therewasnothingstirring,andnosoundexceptthedrip,drop,drop,drip,ofwatertricklingfromthemattress。

Mr。Todwatcheditforhalfanhour;hiseyesglistened。

Thenhecutacaper,andbecamesoboldthatheeventappedatthewindow;butthebundlenevermoved。

Yes——therewasnodoubtaboutit——ithadturnedoutevenbetterthanhehadplanned;thepailhadhitpooroldTommyBrock,andkilledhimdead!

\"Iwillburythatnastypersonintheholewhichhehasdug。Iwillbringmybeddingout,anddryitinthesun,\"saidMr。Tod。

\"Iwillwashthetableclothandspreaditonthegrassinthesuntobleach。Andtheblanketmustbehungupinthewind;andthebedmustbethoroughlydisinfected,andairedwithawarming—pan;

andwarmedwithahotwaterbottle。\"

\"Iwillgetsoftsoap,andmonkeysoap,andallsortsofsoap;andsodaandscrubbingbrushes;andpersianpowder;andcarbolictoremovethesmell。Imusthaveadisinfecting。PerhapsImayhavetoburnsulphur。\"

Hehurriedroundthehousetogetashovelfromthekitchen——

\"FirstIwillarrangethehole——thenIwilldragoutthatpersonintheblanket……\"

Heopenedthedoor……

TommyBrockwassittingatMr。

Tod’skitchentable,pouringoutteafromMr。Tod’steapotintoMr。

Tod’steacup。Hewasquitedryhimselfandgrinning;andhethrewthecupofscaldingteaalloverMr。

Tod。

ThenMr。TodrusheduponTommyBrock,andTommyBrockgrappledwithMr。Todamongstthebrokencrockery,andtherewasaterrificbattlealloverthekitchen。Totherabbitsunderneathitsoundedasifthefloorwouldgivewayateachcrashoffallingfurniture。

Theycreptoutoftheirtunnel,andhungaboutamongsttherocksandbushes,listeninganxiously。

Insidethehousetheracketwasfearful。Therabbitbabiesintheovenwokeuptrembling;perhapsitwasfortunatetheywereshutupinside。

Everythingwasupsetexceptthekitchentable。

Andeverythingwasbroken,exceptthemantelpieceandthekitchenfender。Thecrockerywassmashedtoatoms。

Thechairswerebroken,andthewindow,andtheclockfellwithacrash,andtherewerehandfulsofMr。Tod’ssandywhiskers。

Thevasesfelloffthemantelpiece,thecannistersfellofftheshelf;thekettlefelloffthehob。

TommyBrockputhisfootinajarofraspberryjam。

AndtheboilingwateroutofthekettlefelluponthetailofMr。Tod。

Whenthekettlefell,TommyBrock,whowasstillgrinning,happenedtobeuppermost;andherolledMr。Todoverandoverlikealog,outatthedoor。

Thenthesnarlingandworryingwentonoutside;andtheyrolledoverthebank,anddownhill,bumpingovertherocks。TherewillneverbeanylovelostbetweenTommyBrockandMr。Tod。

Assoonasthecoastwasclear,PeterRabbitandBenjaminBunnycameoutofthebushes。

\"Nowforit!Runin,CousinBenjamin!Runinandgetthem!whileIwatchthedoor。\"

ButBenjaminwasfrightened——

\"Oh;oh!theyarecomingback!\"

\"Notheyarenot。\"

\"Yestheyare!\"

\"Whatdreadfulbadlanguage!I

thinktheyhavefallendownthestonequarry。\"

StillBenjaminhesitated,andPeterkeptpushinghim——

\"Bequick,it’sallright。Shuttheovendoor,CousinBenjamin,sothathewon’tmissthem。\"

DecidedlytherewerelivelydoingsinMr。Tod’skitchen!

Athomeintherabbithole,thingshadnotbeenquitecomfortable。

Afterquarrelingatsupper,FlopsyandoldMr。Bouncerhadpassedasleeplessnight,andquarrelledagainatbreakfast。OldMr。

Bouncercouldnolongerdenythathehadinvitedcompanyintotherabbithole;butherefusedtoreplytothequestionsandreproachesofFlopsy。Thedaypassedheavily。

OldMr。Bouncer,verysulky,washuddledupinacorner,barricadedwithachair。Flopsyhadtakenawayhispipeandhiddenthetobacco。

Shehadbeenhavingacompleteturnoutandspringcleaning,torelieveherfeelings。Shehadjustfinished。OldMr。Bouncer,behindhischair,waswonderinganxiouslywhatshewoulddonext。

InMr。Tod’skitchen,amidstthewreckage,BenjaminBunnypickedhiswaytotheovennervously,throughathickcloudofdust。Heopenedtheovendoor,feltinside,andfoundsomethingwarmandwriggling。Helifteditoutcarefully,andrejoinedPeterRabbit。

\"I’vegotthem!Canwegetaway?

Shallwehide,CousinPeter?\"

Peterprickedhisears;distantsoundsoffightingstillechoedinthewood。

FiveminutesafterwardstwobreathlessrabbitscamescutteringawaydownBullBanks,halfcarrying,halfdraggingasackbetweenthem,bumpettybumpoverthegrass。Theyreachedhomesafely,andburstintotherabbithole。

GreatwasoldMr。Bouncer’sreliefandFlopsy’sjoywhenPeterandBenjaminarrivedintriumphwiththeyoungfamily。Therabbitbabieswererathertumbledandveryhungry;

theywerefedandputtobed。

Theysoonrecovered。

AnewlongpipeandafreshsupplyofrabbittobaccowaspresentedtoMr。Bouncer。Hewasratheruponhisdignity;butheaccepted。

OldMr。Bouncerwasforgiven,andtheyallhaddinner。ThenPeterandBenjamintoldtheirstory——buttheyhadnotwaitedlongenoughtobeabletotelltheendofthebattlebetweenTommyBrockandMr。

Tod。

THETALEOF

PIGLINGBLAND

[ForCicilyandCharlie,aTaleoftheChristmasPig]

OnceuponatimetherewasanoldpigcalledAuntPettitoes。Shehadeightofafamily:fourlittlegirlpigs,calledCross—patch,Suck—suck,Yock—yockandSpot;andfourlittleboypigs,calledAlexander,PiglingBland,Chin—ChinandStumpy。

Stumpyhadhadanaccidenttohistail。

Theeightlittlepigshadveryfineappetites——\"Yus,yus,yus!theyeatandindeedtheyDOeat!\"saidAuntPettitoes,lookingatherfamilywithpride。Suddenlytherewerefearfulsqueals;Alexanderhadsqueezedinsidethehoopsofthepigtroughandstuck。

AuntPettitoesandIdraggedhimoutbythehindlegs。

Chin—chinwasalreadyindisgrace;

itwaswashingday,andhehadeatenapieceofsoap。Andpresentlyinabasketofcleanclothes,wefoundanotherdirtylittlepig——\"Tchut,tut,tut!whicheveristhis?\"gruntedAuntPettitoes。

Nowallthepigfamilyarepink,orpinkwithblackspots,butthispigchildwassmuttyblackallover;

whenithadbeenpoppedintoatub,itprovedtobeYock—yock。

Iwentintothegarden;thereI

foundCross—patchandSuck—suckrootingupcarrots。Iwhippedthemmyselfandledthemoutbytheears。Cross—patchtriedtobiteme。

\"AuntPettitoes,AuntPettitoes!

youareaworthyperson,butyourfamilyisnotwellbroughtup。

EveryoneofthemhasbeeninmischiefexceptSpotandPiglingBland。\"

\"Yus,yus!\"sighedAuntPettitoes。

\"Andtheydrinkbucketfulsofmilk;

Ishallhavetogetanothercow!

GoodlittleSpotshallstayathometodothehousework;buttheothersmustgo。Fourlittleboypigsandfourlittlegirlpigsaretoomanyaltogether。\"\"Yus,yus,yus,\"saidAuntPettitoes,\"therewillbemoretoeatwithoutthem。\"

SoChin—chinandSuck—suckwentawayinawheel—barrow,andStumpy,Yock—yockandCross—

patchrodeawayinacart。

Andtheothertwolittleboypigs,PiglingBlandandAlexanderwenttomarket。Webrushedtheircoats,wecurledtheirtailsandwashedtheirlittlefaces,andwishedthemgoodbyeintheyard。

AuntPettitoeswipedhereyeswithalargepockethandkerchief,thenshewipedPiglingBland’snoseandshedtears;thenshewipedAlexander’snoseandshedtears;

thenshepassedthehandkerchieftoSpot。AuntPettitoessighedandgrunted,andaddressedthoselittlepigsasfollows——

\"NowPiglingBland,sonPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。TakeyourbrotherAlexanderbythehand。MindyourSundayclothes,andremembertoblowyournose\"

——(AuntPettitoespassedroundthehandkerchiefagain)——\"bewareoftraps,henroosts,baconandeggs;

alwayswalkuponyourhindlegs。\"

PiglingBlandwhowasasedatelittlepig,lookedsolemnlyathismother,ateartrickleddownhischeek。

AuntPettitoesturnedtotheother——\"NowsonAlexandertakethehand\"——\"Wee,wee,wee!\"

giggledAlexander——\"takethehandofyourbrotherPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。Mind——\"\"Wee,wee,wee!\"interruptedAlexanderagain。\"Youputmeout,\"saidAuntPettitoes——\"Observesignpostsandmilestones;donotgobbleherringbones——\"\"Andremember,\"saidI

impressively,\"ifyouoncecrossthecountyboundaryyoucannotcomeback。Alexander,youarenotattending。HerearetwolicensespermittingtwopigstogotomarketinLancashire。AttendAlexander。I

havehadnoendoftroubleingettingthesepapersfromthepoliceman。\"

PiglingBlandlistenedgravely;Alexanderwashopelesslyvolatile。

Ipinnedthepapers,forsafety,insidetheirwaistcoatpockets;

AuntPettitoesgavetoeachalittlebundle,andeightconversationpeppermintswithappropriatemoralsentimentsinscrewsofpaper。Thentheystarted。

PiglingBlandandAlexandertrottedalongsteadilyforamile;atleastPiglingBlanddid。Alexandermadetheroadhalfaslongagainbyskippingfromsidetoside。Hedancedaboutandpinchedhisbrother,singing——

\"Thispigwenttomarket,thispigstayedathome,\"Thispighadabitofmeat——

let’sseewhattheyhavegivenUSfordinner,Pigling?\"

PiglingBlandandAlexandersatdownanduntiedtheirbundles。

Alexandergobbleduphisdinnerinnotime;hehadalreadyeatenallhisownpeppermints——\"Givemeoneofyours,please,Pigling?\"\"ButIwishtopreservethemforemergencies,\"saidPiglingBlanddoubtfully。Alexanderwentintosquealsoflaughter。ThenheprickedPiglingwiththepinthathadfastenedhispigpaper;andwhenPiglingslappedhimhedroppedthepin,andtriedtotakePigling’spin,andthepapersgotmixedup。PiglingBlandreprovedAlexander。

Butpresentlytheymadeitupagain,andtrottedawaytogether,singing——

\"Tom,Tomthepiper’sson,stoleapigandawayheran!

\"Butallthetunethathecouldplay,was`Overthehillsandfaraway!’\"

\"What’sthat,youngSirs?Stoleapig?Whereareyourlicenses?\"saidthepoliceman。Theyhadnearlyrunagainsthimroundacorner。PiglingBlandpulledouthispaper;Alexander,afterfumbling,handedoversomethingscrumply——

\"To21/2oz。conversationsweetiesatthreefarthings\"——\"What’sthis?

thisain’talicense?\"Alexander’snoselengthenedvisibly,hehadlostit。\"Ihadone,indeedIhad,Mr。

Policeman!\"

\"It’snotlikelytheyletyoustartwithout。Iampassingthefarm。

Youmaywalkwithme。\"\"CanI

comebacktoo?\"inquiredPiglingBland。\"Iseenoreason,youngSir;

yourpaperisallright。\"PiglingBlanddidnotlikegoingonalone,anditwasbeginningtorain。Butitisunwisetoarguewiththepolice;

hegavehisbrotherapeppermint,andwatchedhimoutofsight。

ToconcludetheadventuresofAlexander——thepolicemansauntereduptothehouseaboutteatime,followedbyadampsubduedlittlepig。IdisposedofAlexanderintheneighborhood;hedidfairlywellwhenhehadsettleddown。

PiglingBlandwentonalonedejectedly;hecametocrossroadsandasign—post——\"ToMarket—town5

miles,\"\"OvertheHills,4miles,\"

\"ToPettitoesFarm,3miles。\"

PiglingBlandwasshocked,therewaslittlehopeofsleepinginMarketTown,andtomorrowwasthehiringfair;itwasdeplorabletothinkhowmuchtimehadbeenwastedbythefrivolityofAlexander。

Heglancedwistfullyalongtheroadtowardsthehills,andthensetoffwalkingobedientlytheotherway,buttoninguphiscoatagainsttherain。Hehadneverwantedtogo;andtheideaofstandingallbyhimselfinacrowdedmarket,tobestaredat,pushed,andhiredbysomebigstrangefarmerwasverydisagreeable——

\"IwishIcouldhavealittlegardenandgrowpotatoes,\"saidPiglingBland。

Heputhiscoldhandinhispocketandfelthispaper,heputhisotherhandinhisotherpocketandfeltanotherpaper——Alexander’s!

Piglingsquealed;thenranbackfrantically,hopingtoovertakeAlexanderandthepoliceman。

Hetookawrongturn——severalwrongturns,andwasquitelost。

Itgrewdark,thewindwhistled,thetreescreakedandgroaned。

PiglingBlandbecamefrightenedandcried\"Wee,wee,wee!Ican’tfindmywayhome!\"

Afteranhour’swanderinghegotoutofthewood;themoonshonethroughtheclouds,andPiglingBlandsawacountrythatwasnewtohim。

Theroadcrossedamoor;belowwasawidevalleywitharivertwinklinginthemoonlight,andbeyond——inmistydistance——laythehills。

Hesawasmallwoodenhut,madehiswaytoit,andcreptinside——\"IamafraiditISahenhouse,butwhatcanIdo?\"saidPiglingBland,wetandcoldandquitetiredout。

\"Baconandeggs,baconandeggs!\"cluckedahenonaperch。

\"Trap,trap,trap!cackle,cackle,cackle!\"scoldedthedisturbedcockerel。\"Tomarket,tomarket!

jiggettyjig!\"cluckedabroodywhitehenroostingnexttohim。PiglingBland,muchalarmed,determinedtoleaveatdaybreak。Inthemeantime,heandthehensfellasleep。

Inlessthananhourtheywereallawakened。Theowner,Mr。PeterThomasPiperson,camewithalanternandahampertocatchsixfowlstotaketomarketinthemorning。

Hegrabbedthewhitehenroostingnexttothecock;thenhiseyefelluponPiglingBland,squeezedupinacorner。Hemadeasingularremark——\"Hallo,here’sanother!\"

——seizedPiglingbythescruffoftheneck,anddroppedhimintothehamper。Thenhedroppedinfivemoredirty,kicking,cacklinghensuponthetopofPiglingBland。

Thehampercontainingsixfowlsandayoungpigwasnolightweight;itwastakendownhill,unsteadily,withjerks。Pigling,althoughnearlyscratchedtopieces,contrivedtohidethepapersandpeppermintsinsidehisclothes。

Atlastthehamperwasbumpeddownuponakitchenfloor,thelidwasopened,andPiglingwasliftedout。Helookedup,blinking,andsawanoffensivelyuglyelderlyman,grinningfromeartoear。

\"Thisone’scomeofhimself,whatever,\"saidMr。Piperson,turningPigling’spocketsinsideout。Hepushedthehamperintoacorner,threwasackoverittokeepthehensquiet,putapotonthefire,andunlacedhisboots。

PiglingBlanddrewforwardacoppystool,andsatontheedgeofit,shylywarminghishands。Mr。

Pipersonpulledoffabootandthrewitagainstthewainscotatthefurtherendofthekitchen。Therewasasmotherednoise——\"Shutup!\"saidMr。Piperson。PiglingBlandwarmedhishands,andeyedhim。

Mr。Pipersonpulledofftheotherbootandflungitafterthefirst,therewasagainacuriousnoise——

\"Bequiet,willye?\"saidMr。Piperson。

PiglingBlandsatontheveryedgeofthecoppystool。

Mr。Pipersonfetchedmealfromachestandmadeporridge,itseemedtoPiglingthatsomethingatthefurtherendofthekitchenwastakingasuppressedinterestinthecooking;buthewastoohungrytobetroubledbynoises。

Mr。Pipersonpouredoutthreeplatefuls:forhimself,forPigling,andathird—afterglaringatPigling——

heputawaywithmuchscuffling,andlockedup。PiglingBlandatehissupperdiscreetly。

AftersupperMr。Pipersonconsultedanalmanac,andfeltPigling’sribs;itwastoolateintheseasonforcuringbacon,andhegrudgedhismeal。Besides,thehenshadseenthispig。

Helookedatthesmallremainsofaflitch[sideofbacon],andthenlookedundecidedlyatPigling。\"Youmaysleepontherug,\"saidMr。

PeterThomasPiperson。

PiglingBlandsleptlikeatop。InthemorningMr。Pipersonmademoreporridge;theweatherwaswarmer。Helookedhowmuchmealwasleftinthechest,andseemeddissatisfied——\"You’lllikelybemovingonagain?\"saidhetoPiglingBland。

BeforePiglingcouldreply,aneighbor,whowasgivingMr。Pipersonandthehensalift,whistledfromthegate。Mr。Pipersonhurriedoutwiththehamper,enjoiningPiglingtoshutthedoorbehindhimandnotmeddlewithnought;or\"I’llcomebackandskinye!\"saidMr。Piperson。

ItcrossedPigling’smindthatifHEhadaskedforalift,too,hemightstillhavebeenintimeformarket。

ButhedistrustedPeterThomas。

Afterfinishingbreakfastathisleisure,Piglinghadalookroundthecottage;everythingwaslockedup。Hefoundsomepotatopeelingsinabucketinthebackkitchen。

Piglingatethepeel,andwasheduptheporridgeplatesinthebucket。

Hesangwhileheworked——

\"Tomwithhispipemadesuchanoise,Hecalledupallthegirlsandboys——

\"Andtheyallrantohearhimplay,\"Overthehillsandfaraway!——\"

Suddenlyalittlesmotheredvoicechimedin——

\"Overthehillsandagreatwayoff,Thewindshallblowmytopknotoff。\"

PiglingBlandputdownaplatewhichhewaswiping,andlistened。

Afteralongpause,Piglingwentontiptoeandpeepedroundthedoorintothefrontkitchen;therewasnobodythere。

Afteranotherpause,Piglingapproachedthedoorofthelockedcupboard,andsnuffedatthekeyhole。

Itwasquitequiet。

Afteranotherlongpause,Piglingpushedapeppermintunderthedoor。Itwassuckedinimmediately。

InthecourseofthedayPiglingpushedinallhisremainingsixpeppermints。

WhenMr。Pipersonreturned,hefoundPiglingsittingbeforethefire;

hehadbrushedupthehearthandputonthepottoboil;themealwasnotget—at—able。

Mr。Pipersonwasveryaffable;heslappedPiglingontheback,madelotsofporridgeandforgottolockthemealchest。Hedidlockthecup—

boarddoor;butwithoutproperlyshuttingit。Hewenttobedearly,andtoldPiglinguponnoaccounttodisturbhimnextdaybeforetwelveo’clock。

PiglingBlandsatbythefire,eatinghissupper。

Allatonceathiselbow,alittlevoicespoke——\"MynameisPig—wig。

Makememoreporridge,please!\"

PiglingBlandjumped,andlookedround。

AperfectlylovelylittleblackBerkshirepigstoodsmilingbesidehim。Shehadtwinklylittlescrewedupeyes,adoublechin,andashortturnedupnose。

ShepointedatPigling’splate;hehastilygaveittoher,andfledtothemealchest——\"Howdidyoucomehere?\"askedPiglingBland。

\"Stolen,\"repliedPig—wig,withhermouthfull。Piglinghelpedhimselftomealwithoutscruple。\"Whatfor?\"\"Bacon,hams,\"repliedPig—

wigcheerfully。\"Whyonearthdon’tyourunaway?\"exclaimedthehorrifiedPigling。

\"Ishallaftersupper,\"saidPig—

wigdecidedly。

PiglingBlandmademoreporridgeandwatchedhershyly。

Shefinishedasecondplate,gotup,andlookedabouther,asthoughsheweregoingtostart。

\"Youcan’tgointhedark,\"saidPiglingBland。

Pig—wiglookedanxious。

\"Doyouknowyourwaybyday—

light?\"

\"Iknowwecanseethislittlewhitehousefromthehillsacrosstheriver。Whichwayare_you_going,Mr。Pig?\"

\"Tomarket——Ihavetwopigpapers。Imighttakeyoutothebridge;

ifyouhavenoobjection,\"saidPiglingmuchconfusedandsittingontheedgeofhiscoppystool。Pig—

wig’sgratitudewassuchandsheaskedsomanyquestionsthatitbecameembarrassingtoPiglingBland。

Hewasobligedtoshuthiseyesandpretendtosleep。Shebecamequiet,andtherewasasmellofpeppermint。

\"Ithoughtyouhadeatenthem?\"

saidPigling,wakingsuddenly。

\"Onlythecorners,\"repliedPig—

wig,studyingthesentimentswithmuchinterestbythefirelight。

\"Iwishyouwouldn’t;hemightsmellthemthroughtheceiling,\"

saidthealarmedPigling。

Pig—wigputbackthestickypeppermintsintoherpocket;\"Singsomething,\"shedemanded。

\"Iamsorry……Ihavetooth—

ache,\"saidPiglingmuchdismayed。

\"ThenIwillsing,\"repliedPig—

wig,\"YouwillnotmindifIsayiddytidditty?Ihaveforgottensomeofthewords。\"

PiglingBlandmadenoobjection;

hesatwithhiseyeshalfshut,andwatchedher。

Shewaggedherheadandrockedabout,clappingtimeandsinginginasweetlittlegruntyvoice——

\"Afunnyoldmotherpiglivedinastye,andthreelittlepiggieshadshe;

\"(Tiiddittyidditty)umph,umph,umph!andthelittlepigssaidwee,wee!\"

Shesangsuccessfullythroughthreeorfourverses,onlyateveryverseherheadnoddedalittlelower,andherlittletwinklyeyesclosedup——

\"Thosethreelittlepiggiesgrewpeakyandlean,andleantheymightverywellbe;

\"Forsomehowtheycouldn’tsayumph,umph,umph!andtheywouldn’tsaywee,wee,wee!

\"Forsomehowtheycouldn’tsay——

Pig—wig’sheadbobbedlowerandlower,untilsherolledover,alittleroundball,fastasleeponthehearth—rug。

PiglingBland,ontiptoe,coveredherupwithanantimacassar。

Hewasafraidtogotosleephimself;

fortherestofthenighthesatlisteningtothechirpingofthecricketsandtothesnoresofMr。

Pipersonoverhead。

Earlyinthemorning,betweendarkanddaylight,PiglingtieduphislittlebundleandwokeupPig—

wig。Shewasexcitedandhalf—

frightened。\"Butit’sdark!Howcanwefindourway?\"

\"Thecockhascrowed;wemuststartbeforethehenscomeout;theymightshouttoMr。Piperson。\"

Pig—wigsatdownagain,andcommencedtocry。

\"ComeawayPig—wig;wecanseewhenwegetusedtoit。Come!Icanhearthemclucking!\"

Piglinghadneversaidshuh!toaheninhislife,beingpeaceable;

alsoherememberedthehamper。

Heopenedthehousedoorquietlyandshutitafterthem。Therewasnogarden;theneighborhoodofMr。Piperson’swasallscratchedupbyfowls。Theyslippedawayhandinhandacrossanuntidyfieldtotheroad。

\"Tom,Tomthepiper’sson,stoleapigandawayheran!

\"Butallthetunethathecouldplay,was`Overthehillsandfaraway!’\"

\"ComePig—wig,wemustgettothebridgebeforefolksarestirring。\"

\"Whydoyouwanttogotomarket,Pigling?\"inquiredPig—wigThesunrosewhiletheywerecrossingthemoor,adazzleoflightoverthetopsofthehills。Thesunshinecreptdowntheslopesintothepeacefulgreenvalleys,wherelittlewhitecottagesnestledingardensandorchards。

\"That’sWestmorland,\"saidPig—

wig。ShedroppedPigling’shandandcommencedtodance,singing——

presently。\"Idon’twant;Iwanttogrowpotatoes。\"\"Haveapeppermint?\"

saidPig—wig。PiglingBlandrefusedquitecrossly。\"Doesyourpoortoothyhurt?\"inquiredPig—

wig。PiglingBlandgrunted。

Pig—wigatethepeppermintherself,andfollowedtheoppositesideoftheroad。\"Pig—wig!keepunderthewall,there’samanploughing。\"

Pig—wigcrossedover,theyhurrieddownhilltowardsthecountyboundary。

SuddenlyPiglingstopped;heheardwheels。

Slowlyjogginguptheroadbelowthemcameatradesman’scart。Thereinsflappedonthehorse’sback,thegrocerwasreadinganewspaper。

\"Takethatpeppermintoutofyourmouth,Pig—wig,wemayhavetorun。Don’tsayoneword。Leaveittome。Andinsightofthebridge!\"

saidpoorPigling,nearlycrying。

Hebegantowalkfrightfullylame,holdingPig—wig’sarm。

Thegrocer,intentuponhisnewspaper,mighthavepassedthem,ifhishorsehadnotshiedandsnorted。Hepulledthecartcrossways,andhelddownhiswhip。\"Hallo?Whereareyougoingto?\"——PiglingBlandstaredathimvacantly。

\"Areyoudeaf?Areyougoingtomarket?\"Piglingnoddedslowly。

\"Ithoughtasmuch。Itwasyesterday。Showmeyourlicense?\"

Piglingstaredattheoffhindshoeofthegrocer’shorsewhichhadpickedupastone。

Thegrocerflickedhiswhip——

\"Papers?Piglicense?\"Piglingfumbledinallhispockets,andhandedupthepapers。Thegrocerreadthem,butstillseemeddissatisfied。

\"Thisherepigisayounglady;ishernameAlexander?\"Pig—wigopenedhermouthandshutitagain;Piglingcoughedasthmatically。

Thegrocerranhisfingerdowntheadvertisementcolumnofhisnewspaper——\"Lost,stolenorstrayed,10S。reward;\"helookedsuspiciouslyatPig—wig。Thenhestoodupinthetrap,andwhistledfortheploughman。

\"YouwaitherewhileIdriveonandspeaktohim,\"saidthegrocer,gatheringupthereins。Heknewthatpigsareslippery;butsurely,suchaVERYlamepigcouldneverrun!

\"Notyet,Pig—wig,hewilllookback。\"Thegrocerdidso;hesawthetwopigsstock—stillinthemid—

dleoftheroad。Thenhelookedoverathishorse’sheels;itwaslamealso;thestonetooksometimetoknockout,afterhegottotheploughman。

\"Now,Pig—wig,NOW!\"saidPiglingBland。

Neverdidanypigsrunasthesepigsran!Theyracedandsquealedandpelteddownthelongwhitehilltowardsthebridge。LittlefatPig—

wig’spetticoatsfluttered,andherfeetwentpitter,patter,pitter,assheboundedandjumped。

Theyran,andtheyran,andtheyrandownthehill,andacrossashortcutonlevelgreenturfatthebottom,betweenpebblebedsandrushes。

Theycametotheriver,theycametothebridge——theycrossedithandinhand——thenoverthehillsandfarawayshedancedwithPiglingBland!

GINGERANDPICKLES

[DedicatedWithverykindregardstooldMr。JohnTaylor,Who\"thinkshemightpassasadormouse,\"

(Threeyearsinbedandneveragrumble!)。]

Onceuponatimetherewasavillageshop。Thenameoverthewindowwas\"GingerandPickles。\"

ItwasalittlesmallshopjusttherightsizeforDolls——

LucindaandJaneDoll—cookalwaysboughttheirgroceriesatGingerandPickles。

Thecounterinsidewasaconvenientheightforrabbits。

GingerandPicklessoldredspottypockethandkerchiefsatapennythreefarthings。

Theyalsosoldsugar,andsnuffandgaloshes。

Infact,althoughitwassuchasmallshopitsoldnearlyeverything——exceptafewthingsthatyouwantinahurry——likebootlaces,hair—

pinsandmuttonchops。

GingerandPickleswerethepeoplewhokepttheshop。

Gingerwasayellowtomcat,andPickleswasaterrier。

TherabbitswerealwaysalittlebitafraidofPickles。

Theshopwasalsopatronizedbymice——onlythemicewereratherafraidofGinger。

GingerusuallyrequestedPicklestoservethem,becausehesaiditmadehismouthwater。

\"Icannotbear,\"saidhe,\"toseethemgoingoutatthedoorcarryingtheirlittleparcels。\"

\"Ihavethesamefeelingaboutrats,\"repliedPickles,\"butitwouldneverdotoeatourcustomers;theywouldleaveusandgotoTabithaTwitchit’s。\"

\"Onthecontrary,theywouldgonowhere,\"repliedGingergloomily。

(TabithaTwitchitkepttheonlyothershopinthevillage。

Shedidnotgivecredit。)

Butthereisnomoneyinwhatiscalledthe\"till。\"

GingerandPicklesgaveunlimitedcredit。

Nowthemeaningof\"credit\"isthis——whenacustomerbuysabarofsoap,insteadofthecustomerpullingoutapurseandpayingforit——shesaysshewillpayanothertime。

AndPicklesmakesalowbowandsays,\"Withpleasure,madam,\"anditiswrittendowninabook。

Thecustomerscomeagainandagain,andbuyquantities,inspiteofbeingafraidofGingerandPickles。

Thecustomerscameincrowdseverydayandboughtquantities,especiallythetoffeecustomers。Buttherewasalwaysnomoney;theyneverpaidforasmuchasapenny—

worthofpeppermints。

Butthesaleswereenormous,tentimesaslargeasTabithaTwitchit’s。

Astherewasalwaysnomoney,GingerandPickleswereobligedtoeattheirowngoods。

PicklesatebiscuitsandGingerateadriedhaddock。

Theyatethembycandle—

lightaftertheshopwasclosed。

\"Itisveryuncomfortable,I

amafraidIshallbesummoned。

IhavetriedinvaintogetalicenseuponcreditatthePostOffice;\"saidPickles。

\"Theplaceisfullofpolicemen。

ImetoneasIwascominghome。

\"LetussendinthebillagaintoSamuelWhiskers,Ginger,heowes22/9forbacon。\"

\"Idonotbelievethatheintendstopayatall,\"repliedGinger。

WhenitcametoJan。1sttherewasstillnomoney,andPickleswasunabletobuyadoglicense。

\"Itisveryunpleasant,Iamafraidofthepolice,\"saidPickles。

\"Itisyourownfaultforbeingaterrier;_I_donotrequirealicense,andneitherdoesKep,theColliedog。\"

\"AndIfeelsurethatAnnaMariapocketsthings——

\"Whereareallthecreamcrackers?\"

\"Youhaveeatenthemyourself。\"

repliedGinger。

GingerandPicklesretiredintothebackparlor。

Theydidaccounts。Theyaddedupsumsandsums,andsums。

\"SamuelWhiskershasrunupabillaslongashistail;hehashadanounceandthree—

quartersofsnuffsinceOctober。

\"Whatissevenpoundsofbutterat1/3,andastickofsealingwaxandfourmatches?\"

\"Sendinallthebillsagaintoeverybody`withcompliments,’\"

repliedGinger。

Picklesnearlyhadafit,hebarkedandhebarkedandmadelittlerushes。

\"Bitehim,Pickles!bitehim!\"splutteredGingerbehindasugarbarrel,\"he’sonlyaGermandoll!\"

Thepolicemanwentonwritinginhisnotebook;twiceheputhispencilinhismouth,andoncehedippeditinthetreacle。

Picklesbarkedtillhewashoarse。Butstillthepolicemantooknonotice。Hehadbeadeyes,andhishelmetwassewedonwithstitches。

Afteratimetheyheardanoiseintheshop,asifsomethinghadbeenpushedinatthedoor。Theycameoutofthebackparlor。Therewasanenvelopelyingonthecounter,andapolicemanwritinginanotebook!

Atlengthonhislastlittlerush——Picklesfoundthattheshopwasempty。Thepolicemanhaddisappeared。

Buttheenveloperemained。

\"Doyouthinkthathehasgonetofetchareallivepoliceman?

Iamafraiditisasummons,\"

saidPickles。

\"No,\"repliedGinger,whohadopenedtheenvelope,\"itistheratesandtaxes,3pounds19

113/4。\"[poundsareBritishmoney,the19isschillings,andthenpence]

\"Thisisthelaststraw,\"saidPickles,\"letusclosetheshop。\"

Theyputuptheshutters,andleft。Buttheyhavenotremovedfromtheneighborhood。

Infactsomepeoplewishtheyhadgonefurther。

Gingerislivinginthewarren[gamepreserveforrabbits]。

Idonotknowwhatoccupationhepursues;helooksstoutandcomfortable。

Picklesisatpresentagame—

keeper。

AfteratimeMr。JohnDormouseandhisdaughterbegantosellpeppermintsandcandles。

Buttheydidnotkeep\"self—

fittingsixes\";andittakesfivemicetocarryoneseveninchcandle。

Theclosingoftheshopcausedgreatinconvenience。

TabithaTwitchitimmediatelyraisedthepriceofeverythingahalfpenny;andshecontinuedtorefusetogivecredit。

Ofcoursetherearethetradesmen’scarts——thebutcher,thefishmanandTimothyBaker。

Butapersoncannotliveon\"seedwigs\"andspongecakeandbutterbuns——notevenwhenthespongecakeisasgoodasTimothy’s!

AndMissDormouserefusedtotakebacktheendswhentheywerebroughtbacktoherwithcomplaints。

AndwhenMr。JohnDormousewascomplainedto,hestayedinbed,andwouldsaynothingbut\"verysnug;\"

whichisnotthewaytocarryonaretailbusiness。

Besides——thecandleswhichtheysellbehaveverystrangelyinwarmweather。

SoeverybodywaspleasedwhenSallyHennyPennysentoutaprintedpostertosaythatshewasgoingtoreopentheshop——\"Henny’sOpeningSale!GrandcooperativeJumble!

Penny’spennyprices!

Comebuy,cometry,comebuy!\"

Theposterreallywasmost’ticing。

Therewasarushupontheopeningday。Theshopwascrammedwithcustomers,andtherewerecrowdsofmiceuponthebiscuitcannisters。

SallyHennyPennygetsratherflusteredwhenshetriestocountoutchange,andsheinsistsonbeingpaidcash;butsheisquiteharmless。

Andshehaslaidinaremarkableassortmentofbargains。

Thereissomethingtopleaseeverybody。