第2章

(Heputsitaside,andtakesanother,andasheisabouttoputinthepies,hereads):

’Thegold-lockedPhoebus……’

Nay,northatone!……

(Sameplay。)

LISE(impatiently):

Whatareyoudallyingfor?

RAGUENEAU:

Here!here!here(Hechoosesathird,resignedly):

ThesonnettoPhillis!……but’tishardtopartwithit!

LISE:

Bygoodluckhehasmadeuphismindatlast!

(Shrugginghershoulders):

Nicodemus!

(Shemountsonachair,andbeginstorangeplatesonadresser。)

RAGUENEAU(takingadvantageofthemomentsheturnsherback,callsbackthechildren,whoarealreadyatthedoor):

Hist!children!……rendermebackthesonnettoPhillis,andyoushallhavesixpiesinsteadofthree。

(Thechildrengivehimbackthebag,seizethecakesquickly,andgoout。)

RAGUENEAU(smoothingoutthepaper,beginstodeclaim):

’Phillis!……’Onthatsweetnameasmearofbutter!’Phillis!……’

(Cyranoentershurriedly。)

Scene2。III。

Ragueneau,Lise,Cyrano,thenthemusketeer。

CYRANO:

What’so’clock?

RAGUENEAU(bowinglow):

Sixo’clock。

CYRANO(withemotion):

Inonehour’stime!

(Hepacesupanddowntheshop。)

RAGUENEAU(followinghim):

Bravo!Isaw……

CYRANO:

Well,whatsawyou,then?

RAGUENEAU:

Yourcombat!……

CYRANO:

Which?

RAGUENEAU:

ThatintheBurgundyHotel,’faith!

CYRANO(contemptuously):

Ah!……theduel!

RAGUENEAU(admiringly):

Ay!theduelinverse!……

LISE:

Hecantalkofnaughtelse!

CYRANO:

Well!Good!letbe!

RAGUENEAU(makingpasseswithaspitthathecatchesup):

’Attheenvoi’send,Itouch!……Attheenvoi’send,Itouch!’……’Tisfine,fine!

(Withincreasingenthusiasm):

’Attheenvoi’send——’

CYRANO:

Whathourisitnow,Ragueneau?

RAGUENEAU(stoppingshortintheactofthrustingtolookattheclock):

Fiveminutesaftersix!……’Itouch!’

(Hestraightenshimself):……Oh!towriteaballade!

LISE(toCyrano,who,ashepassesbythecounter,hasabsentlyshakenhandswithher):

What’swrongwithyourhand?

CYRANO:

Naught;aslightcut。

RAGUENEAU:

Haveyoubeeninsomedanger?

CYRANO:

Noneintheworld。

LISE(shakingherfingerathim):

Methinksyouspeaknotthetruthinsayingthat!

CYRANO:

DidyouseemynosequiverwhenIspoke?’Faith,itmusthavebeenamonstrousliethatshouldmoveit!

(Changinghistone):

Iwaitsomeonehere。Leaveusalone,anddisturbusfornaughtanitwerenotforcrackofdoom!

RAGUENEAU:

But’tisimpossible;mypoetsarecoming……

LISE(ironically):

Oh,ay,fortheirfirstmealo’theday!

CYRANO:

Prythee,takethemasidewhenIshallmakeyousigntodoso……What’so’clock?

RAGUENEAU:

Tenminutesaftersix。

CYRANO(nervouslyseatinghimselfatRagueneau’stable,anddrawingsomepapertowardhim):

Apen!……

RAGUENEAU(givinghimtheonefrombehindhisear):

Here——aswan’squill。

AMUSKETEER(withfiercemustache,enters,andinastentorianvoice):

Good-day!

(Lisegoesuptohimquickly。)

CYRANO(turninground):

Who’sthat?

RAGUENEAU:

’Tisafriendofmywife——aterriblewarrior——atleastsosayshehimself。

CYRANO(takingupthepen,andmotioningRagueneauaway):

Hush!

(Tohimself):

Iwillwrite,foldit,giveither,andfly!

(Throwsdownthepen):

Coward!……ButstrikemedeadifIdaretospeaktoher,……ay,evenonesingleword!

(ToRagueneau):

Whattimeisit?

RAGUENEAU:

Aquarteraftersix!……

CYRANO(strikinghisbreast):

Ay——asinglewordofallthosehere!here!Butwriting,’tiseasierdone……

(Hetakesupthepen):

Goto,Iwillwriteit,thatlove-letter!Oh!Ihavewrititandrewrititinmyownmindsooftthatitliestherereadyforpenandink;andifIlaybutmysoulbymyletter-sheet,’tisnaughttodobuttocopyfromit。

(Hewrites。Throughtheglassofthedoorthesilhouettesoftheirfiguresmoveuncertainlyandhesitatingly。)

Scene2。IV。

Ragueneau,Lise,themusketeer。Cyranoatthelittletablewriting。Thepoets,dressedinblack,theirstockingsungartered,andcoveredwithmud。

LISE(entering,toRagueneau):

Heretheycome,yourmud-bespatteredfriends!

FIRSTPOET(entering,toRagueneau):

Brotherinart!……

SECONDPOET(toRagueneau,shakinghishands):

Dearbrother!

THIRDPOET:

Highsoaringeagleamongpastry-cooks!

(Hesniffs):

Marry!itsmellsgoodhereinyoureyrie!

FOURTHPOET:

’TisatPhoebus’ownraysthatthyroaststurn!

FIFTHPOET:

Apolloamongmaster-cooks——

RAGUENEAU(whomtheysurroundandembrace):

Ah!howquickamanfeelsathiseasewiththem!……

FIRSTPOET:

Wewerestayedbythemob;theyarecrowdedallroundthePortedeNesle!……

SECONDPOET:

Eightbleedingbrigandcarcassesstrewthepavementsthere——allslitopenwithsword-gashes!

CYRANO(raisinghisheadaminute):

Eight?……hold,methoughtseven。

(Hegoesonwriting。)

RAGUENEAU(toCyrano):

Knowyouwhomightbetheheroofthefray?

CYRANO(carelessly):

NotI。

LISE(tothemusketeer):

Andyou?Knowyou?

THEMUSKETEER(twirlinghismustache):

Maybe!

CYRANO(writingalittlewayoff:——heisheardmurmuringawordfromtimetotime):

’Ilovethee!’

FIRSTPOET:

’Twasoneman,saytheyall,ay,sweartoit,onemanwho,single-handed,putthewholebandtotherout!

SECONDPOET:

’Twasastrangesight!——pikesandcudgelsstrewedthickupontheground。

CYRANO(writing):……’Thineeyes’……

THIRDPOET:

AndtheywerepickinguphatsallthewaytotheQuaid’Orfevres!

FIRSTPOET:

Sapristi!buthemusthavebeenaferocious……

CYRANO(sameplay):……’Thylips’……

FIRSTPOET:

’Twasaparlousfearsomegiantthatwastheauthorofsuchexploits!

CYRANO(sameplay):……’AndwhenIseetheecome,Ifaintforfear。’

SECONDPOET(filchingacake):

Whathastrhymedoflate,Ragueneau?

CYRANO(sameplay):……’Whoworshipsthee’……

(Hestops,justasheisabouttosign,andgetsup,slippingtheletterintohisdoublet):

NoneedIsign,sinceIgiveithermyself。

RAGUENEAU(tosecondpoet):

Ihaveputarecipeintoverse。

THIRDPOET(seatinghimselfbyaplateofcream-puffs):

Goto!Letusheartheseverses!

FOURTHPOET(lookingatacakewhichhehastaken):

Itscapisalla’oneside!

(Hemakesonebiteofthetop。)

FIRSTPOET:

Seehowthisgingerbreadwoosthefamishedrhymerwithitsalmondeyes,anditseyebrowsofangelica!

(Hetakesit。)

SECONDPOET:

Welisten。

THIRDPOET(squeezingacream-puffgently):

Howitlaughs!Tillitsverycreamrunsover!

SECONDPOET(bitingabitoffthegreatlyreofpastry):

ThisisthefirsttimeinmylifethateverIdrewanymeansofnourishingmefromthelyre!

RAGUENEAU(whohasputhimselfreadyforreciting,clearedhisthroat,settledhiscap,struckanattitude):

Arecipeinverse!……

SECONDPOET(tofirst,nudginghim):

Youarebreakfasting?

FIRSTPOET(tosecond):

Andyoudining,methinks。

RAGUENEAU:

Howalmondtartletsaremade。

Beatyoureggsup,lightandquick;

Froththemthick;

MinglewiththemwhileyoubeatJuiceoflemon,essencefine;

ThencombineTheburstmilkofalmondssweet。

CirclewithacustardpasteTheslimwaistOfyourtartlet-molds;thetopWithaskillfulfingerprint,Nickanddint,Roundtheiredge,then,dropbydrop,InitslittledaintybedYourcreamshed:

Intheovenplaceeachmold:

Reappearing,softlybrowned,TherenownedAlmondtartletsyoubehold!

THEPOETS(withmouthscrammedfull):

Exquisite!Delicious!

APOET(choking):

Homph!

(Theygoup,eating。)

CYRANO(whohasbeenwatching,goestowardRagueneau):

Lulledbyyourvoice,didyouseehowtheywerestuffingthemselves?

RAGUENEAU(inalowvoice,smiling):

Oh,ay!Iseewellenough,butIneverwillseemtolook,fearingtodistressthem;thusIgainadoublepleasurewhenIrecitetothemmypoems;

forIleavethosepoorfellowswhohavenotbreakfastedfreetoeat,evenwhileIgratifymyowndearestfoible,seeyou?

CYRANO(clappinghimontheshoulder):

Friend,Ilikeyourightwell!……

(Ragueneaugoesafterhisfriends。Cyranofollowshimwithhiseyes,then,rathersharply):

Hothere!Lise!

(Lise,whoistalkingtenderlytothemusketeer,starts,andcomesdowntowardCyrano):

Sothisfinecaptainislayingsiegetoyou?

LISE(offended):

Onehaughtyglanceofmyeyecanconqueranymanthatshoulddareventureaught’gainstmyvirtue。

CYRANO:

Pooh!Conqueringeyes,methinks,areoftconqueredeyes。

LISE(chokingwithanger):

But——

CYRANO(incisively):

IlikeRagueneauwell,andso——markme,DameLise——Ipermitnotthatheberenderedalaughing-stockbyany……

LISE:

But……

CYRANO(whohasraisedhisvoicesoastobeheardbythegallant):

Awordtothewise……

(Hebowstothemusketeer,andgoestothedoorwaytowatch,afterlookingattheclock。)

LISE(tothemusketeer,whohasmerelybowedinanswertoCyrano’sbow):

Hownow?Isthisyourcourage?……Whyturnyounotajestonhisnose?

THEMUSKETEER:

Onhisnose?……ay,ay……hisnose。

(Hegoesquicklyfartheraway;Lisefollowshim。)

CYRANO(fromthedoorway,signingtoRagueneautodrawthepoetsaway):

Hist!……

RAGUENEAU(showingthemthedoorontheright):

Weshallbemoreprivatethere……

CYRANO(impatiently):

Hist!Hist!……

RAGUENEAU(drawingthemfarther):

Toreadpoetry,’tisbetterhere……

FIRSTPOET(despairingly,withhismouthfull):

What!leavethecakes?……

SECONDPOET:

Never!Let’stakethemwithus!

(TheyallfollowRagueneauinprocession,aftersweepingallthecakesoffthetrays。)

Scene2。V。

Cyrano,Roxane,theduenna。

CYRANO:

Ah!ifIseebutthefaintglimmerofhope,thenIdrawoutmyletter!

(Roxane,masked,followedbytheduenna,appearsattheglasspaneofthedoor。Heopensquickly):

Enter!……

(Walkinguptotheduenna):

Twowordswithyou,Duenna。

THEDUENNA:

Four,Sir,anitlikeyou。

CYRANO:

Areyoufondofsweetthings?

THEDUENNA:

Ay,Icouldeatmyselfsickonthem!

CYRANO(catchingupsomeofthepaperbagsfromthecounter):

Good。SeeyouthesetwosonnetsofMonsieurBeuserade……

THEDUENNA:

Hey?

CYRANO:……WhichIfillforyouwithcreamcakes!

THEDUENNA(changingherexpression):

Ha。

CYRANO:

Whatsayyoutothecaketheycallalittlepuff?

THEDUENNA:

Ifmadewithcream,Sir,Ilovethempassingwell。

CYRANO:

HereIplungesixforyoureatingintothebosomofapoembySaintAmant!

AndintheseversesofChapelainIglidealightermorsel。Stay,loveyouhotcakes?

THEDUENNA:

Ay,tothecoreofmyheart!

CYRANO(fillingherarmswiththebags):

Pleasuremethen;goeatthemallinthestreet。

THEDUENNA:

But……

CYRANO(pushingherout):

Andcomenotbacktilltheverylastcrumbbeeaten!

(Heshutsthedoor,comesdowntowardRoxane,and,uncovering,standsatarespectfuldistancefromher。)

Scene2。VI。

Cyrano,Roxane。

CYRANO:

Blessedbethemomentwhenyoucondescend——

RememberingthathumblyIexist——

Tocometomeetme,andtosay……totell?……

ROXANE(whohasunmasked):

Tothankyoufirstofall。Thatdandycount,Whomyoucheckmatedinbravesword-playLastnight,……heisthemanwhomagreatlord,Desirousofmyfavor……

CYRANO:

Ha,DeGuiche?

ROXANE(castingdownhereyes):

Soughttoimposeonme……forhusband……

CYRANO:

Ay!Husband!——dupe-husband!……Husbandalamode!

(Bowing):

ThenIfought,happychance!sweetlady,notFormyillfavor——butyourfavorsfair!

ROXANE:

Confessionnext!……But,ereImakemyshrift,Youmustbeonceagainthatbrother-friendWithwhomIusedtoplaybythelake-side!……

CYRANO:

Ay,youwouldcomeeachspringtoBergerac!

ROXANE:

Mindyouthereedsyoucuttomakeyourswords?……

CYRANO:

Whileyouwovecorn-strawplaitsforyourdolls’hair!

ROXANE:

Thosewerethedaysofgames!……

CYRANO:

Andblackberries!……

ROXANE:

InthosedaysyoudideverythingIbid!……

CYRANO:

Roxane,inhershortfrock,wasMadeleine……

ROXANE:

WasIfairthen?

CYRANO:

Youwerenotilltosee!

ROXANE:

Ofttimes,withhandsallbloodyfromafall,You’druntome!Then——apingmother-ways——

I,inavoicewould-besevere,wouldchide,——

(Shetakeshishand):

’Whatisthisscratch,again,thatIseehere?’

(Shestarts,surprised):

Oh!’Tistoomuch!What’sthis?

(Cyranotriestodrawawayhishand):

No,letmesee!

Atyourage,fie!Wheredidyougetthatscratch?

CYRANO:

Igotit——playingatthePortedeNesle。

ROXANE(seatingherselfbythetable,anddippingherhandkerchiefinaglassofwater):

Givehere!

CYRANO(sittingbyher):

Sosoft!sogaymaternal-sweet!

ROXANE:

Andtellme,whileIwipeawaytheblood,Howmany’gainstyou?

CYRANO:

Oh!Ahundred——near。

ROXANE:

Come,tellme!

CYRANO:

No,letbe。Butyou,cometellThething,justnow,youdarednot……

ROXANE(keepinghishand):

Now,Idare!

Thescentofthoseolddaysemboldensme!

Yes,nowIdare。Listen。Iaminlove。

CYRANO:

Ah!……

ROXANE:

Butwithonewhoknowsnot。

CYRANO:

Ah!……

ROXANE:

Notyet。

CYRANO:

Ah!……

ROXANE:

Butwho,ifheknowsnot,soonshalllearn。

CYRANO:

Ah!……

ROXANE:

ApooryouthwhoallthistimehaslovedTimidly,fromafar,anddaresnotspeak……

CYRANO:

Ah!……

ROXANE:

Leaveyourhand;why,itisfever-hot!——

ButIhaveseenlovetremblingonhislips。

CYRANO:

Ah!……

ROXANE(bandaginghishandwithherhandkerchief):

Andtothinkofit!thathebychance——

Yes,cousin,heisofyourregiment!

CYRANO:

Ah!……

ROXANE(laughing):

——Iscadetinyourowncompany!

CYRANO:

Ah!……

ROXANE:

Onhisbrowhebearsthegenius-stamp;

Heisproud,noble,young,intrepid,fair……

CYRANO(risingsuddenly,verypale):

Fair!

ROXANE:

Why,whatailsyou?

CYRANO:

Nothing;’tis……

(Heshowshishand,smiling):

Thisscratch!

ROXANE:

Ilovehim;allissaid。ButyoumustknowIhaveonlyseenhimattheComedy……

CYRANO:

How?Youhaveneverspoken?

ROXANE:

Eyescanspeak。

CYRANO:

Howknowyouthenthathe……?

ROXANE:

Oh!peopletalk’NeaththelimesinthePlaceRoyale……

Gossip’schatHasletmeknow……

CYRANO:

Heiscadet?

ROXANE:

IntheGuards。

CYRANO:

Hisname?

ROXANE:

BaronChristiandeNeuvillette。

CYRANO:

Hownow?……HeisnotoftheGuards!

ROXANE:

To-dayHeisnotjoinyourranks,underCaptainCarbondeCastel-Jaloux。

CYRANO:

Ah,howquick,Howquickthehearthasflown!……But,mypoorchild……

THEDUENNA(openingthedoor):

Thecakesareeaten,MonsieurBergerac!

CYRANO:

Thenreadtheversesprintedonthebags!

(Shegoesout):……Mypoorchild,youwholovebutflowingwords,Brightwit,——whatifhebealoutunskilled?

ROXANE:

No,hisbrightlocks,likeD’Urfe’sheroes……

CYRANO:

Ah!

Awell-curledpate,andwitlesstongue,perchance!

ROXANE:

Ahno!Iguess——Ifeel——hiswordsarefair!

CYRANO:

Allwordsarefairthatlurk’neathfairmustache!

——Supposehewereafool!……

ROXANE(stampingherfoot):

Thenburyme!

CYRANO(afterapause):

Wasittotellmethisyoubroughtmehere?

Ifailtoseewhatusethisserves,Madame。

ROXANE:

Nay,butIfeltaterror,here,intheheart,OnlearningyesterdayyouwereGasconsAllofyourcompany……

CYRANO:

AndweprovokeAllbeardlesssprigsthatfavordaresadmit’MidstuspureGascons——(pure!Heavensavethemark!

Theytoldyouthataswell?

ROXANE:

Ah!ThinkhowI

Trembledforhim!

CYRANO(betweenhisteeth):

Notcauselessly!

ROXANE:

ButwhenLastnightIsawyou,——brave,invincible,——

Punishthatdandy,fearlessholdyourownAgainstthosebrutes,Ithought——Ithought,ifheWhomallfear,all——ifhewouldonly……

CYRANO:

Good。

IwillbefriendyourlittleBaron。

ROXANE:

Ah!

You’llpromisemeyouwilldothisforme?

I’vealwaysheldyouasatenderfriend。

CYRANO:

Ay,ay。

ROXANE:

Thenyouwillbehisfriend?

CYRANO:

Iswear!

ROXANE:

Andheshallfightnoduels,promise!

CYRANO:

None。

ROXANE:

Youarekind,cousin!NowImustbegone。

(Sheputsonhermaskandveilquickly;then,absently):

Youhavenottoldmeofyourlastnight’sfray。

Ah,butitmusthavebeenahero-fight!……

——Bidhimtowrite。

(Shesendshimakisswithherfingers):

Howgoodyouare!

CYRANO:

Ay!Ay!

ROXANE:

Ahundredmenagainstyou?Now,farewell。——

Wearegreatfriends?

CYRANO:

Ay,ay!

ROXANE:

Oh,bidhimwrite!

You’lltellmealloneday——Ahundredmen!——

Ah,brave!……Howbrave!

CYRANO(bowingtoher):

Ihavefoughtbettersince。

(Shegoesout。Cyranostandsmotionless,witheyesontheground。Asilence。

Thedoor(right)opens。Ragueneaulooksin。)

Scene2。VII。

Cyrano,Ragueneau,poets,CarbondeCastel-Jaloux,thecadets,acrowd,thenDeGuiche。

RAGUENEAU:

Canwecomein?

CYRANO(withoutstirring):

Yes……

(Ragueneausignstohisfriends,andtheycomein。Atthesametime,bydooratback,entersCarbondeCastel-Jaloux,inCaptain’suniform。HemakesgesturesofsurpriseonseeingCyrano。)

CARBON:

Hereheis!

CYRANO(raisinghishead):

Captain!……

CARBON(delightedly):

Ourhero!Weheardall!ThirtyormoreOfmycadetsarethere!……

CYRANO(shrinkingback):

But……

CARBON(tryingtodrawhimaway):

Comewithme!

Theywillnotrestuntiltheyseeyou!

CYRANO:

No!

CARBON:

They’redrinkingopposite,atTheBear’sHead。

CYRANO:

I……

CARBON(goingtothedoorandcallingacrossthestreetinavoiceofthunder):

Hewon’tcome!Thehero’sinthesulks!

AVOICE(outside):

Ah!Sandious!

(Tumultoutside。Noiseofbootsandswordsisheardapproaching。)

CARBON(rubbinghishands):

Theyarerunning’crossthestreet!

CADETS(entering):

Milledious!Capdedious!Pocapdedious!

RAGUENEAU(drawingbackstartled):

Gentlemen,areyouallfromGascony?

THECADETS:

All!

ACADET(toCyrano):

Bravo!

CYRANO:

Baron!

ANOTHER(shakinghishands):

Vivat!

CYRANO:

Baron!

THIRDCADET:

Come!

Imustembraceyou!

CYRANO:

Baron!

SEVERALGASCONS:

We’llembraceHim,allinturn!

CYRANO(notknowingwhomtoreplyto):

Baron!……Baron!……Ibeg……

RAGUENEAU:

AreyouallBarons,Sirs?

THECADETS:

Ay,everyone!

RAGUENEAU:

Isittrue?……

FIRSTCADET:

Ay——why,youcouldbuildatowerWithnothingbutourcoronets,myfriend!

LEBRET(entering,andrunninguptoCyrano):

They’relookingforyou!Here’sacrazymobLedbythemenwhofollowedyoulastnight……

CYRANO(alarmed):

What!Haveyoutoldthemwheretofindme?

LEBRET(rubbinghishands):

Yes!

ABURGHER(entering,followedbyagroupofmen):

Sir,alltheMaraisisa-cominghere!

(Outsidethestreethasfilledwithpeople。Chaisesaporteursandcarriageshavedrawnup。)

LEBRET(inalowvoice,smiling,toCyrano):

AndRoxane?

CYRANO(quickly):

Hush!

THECROWD(callingoutside):

Cyrano!……

(Acrowdrushintotheshop,pushingoneanother。Acclamations。)

RAGUENEAU(standingonatable):

Lo!myshopInvaded!Theybreakall!Magnificent!

PEOPLE(crowdingroundCyrano):

Myfriend!……myfriend……

Cyrano:

MeseemsthatyesterdayIhadnotallthesefriends!

LEBRET(delighted):

Success!

AYOUNGMARQUIS(hurryingupwithhishandsheldout):

Myfriend,Didstthoubutknow……

CYRANO:

Thou!……Marry!……thou!……PraywhenDidweherdswinetogether,youandI!

ANOTHER:

Iwouldpresentyou,Sir,tosomefairdamesWhoinmycarriageyonder……

CYRANO(coldly):

Ah!andwhoWillfirstpresentyou,Sir,tome?

LEBRET(astonished):

What’swrong?

CYRANO:

Hush!

AMANOFLETTERS(withwriting-board):

Afewdetails?……

CYRANO:

No。

LEBRET(nudginghiselbow):

’TisTheophrast,Renaudet,……ofthe’CourtGazette’!

CYRANO:

Whocares?

LEBRET:

Thispaper——butitisofgreatimportance!……

Theysayitwillbeanimmensesuccess!

APOET(advancing):

Sir……

CYRANO:

What,another!

THEPOET:……PraypermitImakeApentacrosticonyourname……

SOMEONE(alsoadvancing):

Pray,Sir……

CYRANO:

Enough!Enough!

(Amovementinthecrowd。DeGuicheappears,escortedbyofficers。Cuigy,Brissaille,theofficerswhowentwithCyranothenightbefore。CuigycomesrapidlyuptoCyrano。)

CUIGY(toCyrano):

HereisMonsieurdeGuiche?

(Amurmur——everyonemakesway):

HecomesfromtheMarshalofGassion!

DEGUICHE(bowingtoCyrano):……Whowouldexpresshisadmiration,Sir,Foryournewexploitnoisedsoloudabroad。

THECROWD:

Bravo!

CYRANO(bowing):

TheMarshalisajudgeofvalor。

DEGUICHE:

Hecouldnothavebelievedthething,unlessThesegentlemenhadsworntheywitnessedit。

CUIGY:

Withourowneyes!

LEBRET(asidetoCyrano,whohasanabsentair):

But……you……

CYRANO:

Hush!

LEBRET:

But……Yousuffer?

CYRANO(starting):

Beforethisrabble?——I?……

(Hedrawshimselfup,twirlshismustache,andthrowsbackhisshoulders):

Wait!……Youshallsee!

DEGUICHE(towhomCuigyhasspokeninalowvoice):

Infeatsofarms,alreadyyourcareerAbounded。——YouservewiththosecrazypatesOfGascons?

CYRANO:

Ay,withtheCadets。

ACADET(inaterriblevoice):

Withus!

DEGUICHE(lookingatthecadets,rangedbehindCyrano):

Ah!……Allthesegentlemenofhaughtymien,Aretheythefamous?……

CARBON:

Cyrano!

CYRANO:

Ay,Captain!

CARBON:

Sinceallmycompany’sassembledhere,Prayfavorme,——presentthemtomylord!

CYRANO(makingtwostepstowardDeGuiche):

MyLorddeGuiche,permitthatIpresent——

(pointingtothecadets):

TheboldCadetsofGascony,OfCarbonofCastel-Jaloux!

Brawlingandswaggeringboastfully,TheboldCadetsofGascony!

SpoutingofArmory,Heraldry,Theirveinsa-brimmingwithbloodsoblue,TheboldCadetsofGascony,OfCarbonofCastel-Jaloux:

Eagle-eye,andspindle-shanks,Fiercemustache,andwolfishtooth!

Slash-the-rabbleandscatter-their-ranks;

Eagle-eyeandspindle-shanks,Withaflamingfeatherthatgaylypranks,Hidingtheholesintheirhats,forsooth!

Eagle-eyeandspindle-shanks,Fiercemustache,andwolfishtooth!

’Pink-your-Doublet’and’Slit-your-Trunk’

Aretheirgentlestsobriquets;

WithFameandGlorytheirsoulisdrunk!

’Pink-your-Doublet’and’Slit-your-Trunk,’

Inbrawlandskirmishtheyshowtheirspunk,Giverendezvousinbroilandfray;

’Pink-your-Doublet’and’Slit-your-Trunk’

Aretheirgentlestsobriquets!

What,ho!CadetsofGascony!

Alljealousloversaresportforyou!

OWoman!deardivinity!

What,ho!CadetsofGascony!

Whomscowlinghusbandsquaketosee。

Blow,’taratara,’andcry’Cuckoo。’

What,ho!CadetsofGascony!

Husbandsandloversaregameforyou!

DEGUICHE(seatedwithhaughtycarelessnessinanarmchairbroughtquicklybyRagueneau):

Apoet!’Tisthefashionofthehour!

——Willyoubemine?

CYRANO:

No,Sir,——noman’s!

DEGUICHE:

LastnightYourfancypleasedmyuncleRichelieu。

I’llgladlysayawordtohimforyou。

LEBRET(overjoyed):

GreatHeavens!

DEGUICHE:

IimagineyouhaverhymedFiveacts,orso?

LEBRET(inCyrano’sear):

Yourplay!——your’Agrippine!’

You’llseeitstagedatlast!

DEGUICHE:

Takethemtohim。

CYRANO(beginningtobetemptedandattracted):

Insooth,——Iwould……

DEGUICHE:

Heisacriticskilled:

Hemaycorrectalineortwo,atmost。

CYRANO(whosefacestiffensatonce):

Impossible!MybloodcongealstothinkThatotherhandshouldchangeacomma’sdot。

DEGUICHE:

ButwhenaverseapprovesitselftohimHepaysitdear,goodfriend。

CYRANO:

HepayslessdearThanImyself;whenaversepleasesmeIpaymyself,andsingittomyself!

DEGUICHE:

Youareproud。

CYRANO:

Really?Youhavenoticedthat?

ACADET(entering,withastringofoldbatteredplumedbeaverhats,fullofholes,slungonhissword):

See,Cyrano,——thismorning,onthequayWhatstrangebright-featheredgamewecaught!

ThehatsO’thefugitives……

CARBON:

’Spoliaopima!’

ALL(laughing):

Ah!ah!ah!

CUIGY:

Hewholaidthatambush,’faith!

Mustcurseandswear!

BRISSAILLE:

Whowasit?

DEGUICHE:

Imyself。

(Thelaughterstops):

Ichargedthem——worktoodirtyformysword,Topunishandchastisearhymstersot。

(Constrainedsilence。)

TheCADET(inalowvoice,toCyrano,showinghimthebeavers):

Whatdowiththem?They’refullofgrease!——astew?

CYRANO(takingtheswordand,withasalute,droppingthehatsatDeGuiche’sfeet):

Sir,praybegoodenoughtorenderthemBacktoyourfriends。

DEGUICHE(rising,sharply):

Mychairthere——quick!——Igo!

(ToCyranopassionately):

Astoyou,sirrah!……

VOICE(inthestreet):

PortersformylordDeGuiche!

DEGUICHE(whohascontrolledhimself——smiling):

Haveyouread’DonQuixote’?

CYRANO:

Ihave!

Anddoffmyhatatth’madknight-errant’sname。

DEGUICHE:

Icounselyoutostudy……

APORTER(appearingatback):

Mylord’schair!

DEGUICHE:……Thewindmillchapter!

CYRANO(bowing):

ChaptertheThirteenth。

DEGUICHE:

Forwhenonetilts’gainstwindmills——itmaychance……

CYRANO:

TiltI’gainstthosewhochangewitheverybreeze?

DEGUICHE:……ThatwindmillsailsmaysweepyouwiththeirarmDown——inthemire!……

CYRANO:

Orupward——tothestars!

(DeGuichegoesout,andmountsintohischair。Theotherlordsgoawaywhisperingtogether。LeBretgoestothedoorwiththem。Thecrowddisperses。)

Scene2。VIII。

Cyrano,LeBret,thecadets,whoareeatinganddrinkingatthetablesrightandleft。

CYRANO(bowingmockinglytothosewhogooutwithoutdaringtosalutehim):

Gentlemen……Gentlemen……

LEBRET(comingback,despairingly):

Here’safinecoil!

CYRANO:

Oh!scoldaway!

LEBRET:

Atleast,youwillagreeThattoannihilateeachchanceofFateExaggerates……

CYRANO:

Yes!——Iexaggerate!

LEBRET(triumphantly):

Ah!

CYRANO:

Butforprinciple——exampletoo,——

Ithink’tiswellthustoexaggerate。

LEBRET:

Oh!layasidethatprideofmusketeer,Fortuneandglorywaityou!……

CYRANO:

Ay,andthen?……

Seekaprotector,chooseapatronout,AndlikethecrawlingivyroundatreeThatlicksthebarktogainthetrunk’ssupport,Climbhighbycreepingruseinsteadofforce?

No,grammercy!What!I,likealltherestDedicateversetobankers?——playbuffoonIncringinghopetosee,atlast,asmileNotdisapproving,onapatron’slips?

Grammercy,no!What!learntoswallowtoads?

——Withframeawearyclimbingstairs?——askinGrowngrimedandhorny,——here,abouttheknees?

And,acrobat-like,teachmybacktobend?——

No,grammercy!Or,——double-facedandsly——

Runwiththehare,whilehuntingwiththehounds;

And,oily-tongued,towintheoilofpraise,Flatterthegreatmantohisverynose?

No,grammercy!Stealsoftfromlaptolap,——Alittlegreatmaninacirclesmall,Ornavigate,withmadrigalsforsails,Blowngentlywindwardbyoldladies’sighs?

No,grammercy!BribekindlyeditorsTospreadabroadmyverses?Grammercy!

OrtrytobeelectedasthepopeOftavern-councilsheldbyimbeciles?

No,grammercy!ToiltogainreputationByonesmallsonnet,’steadofmakingmany?

No,grammercy!Orflattersorrybunglers?

Beterrorizedbyeverypratingpaper?

Sayceaselessly,’Oh,hadIbutthechanceOfafairnoticeinthe\"Mercury\"!’

Grammercy,no!Growpale,fear,calculate?

Prefertomakeavisittoarhyme?

Seekintroductions,drawpetitionsup?

No,grammercy!andno!andnoagain!But——sing?

Dream,laugh,golightly,solitary,free,Witheyesthatlookstraightforward——fearlessvoice!

Tocockyourbeaverjustthewayyouchoose,——

For’yes’or’no’showfight,orturnarhyme!

——Toworkwithoutonethoughtofgainorfame,Torealizethatjourneytothemoon!

NevertopenalinethathasnotsprungStraightfromtheheartwithin。EmbracingthenModesty,saytooneself,’Goodmyfriend,Bethoucontentwithflowers,——fruit,——nay,leaves,Butpluckthemfromnogardenbutthineown!’

Andthen,ifglorycomebychanceyourway,TopaynotributeuntoCaesar,none,Butkeepthemeritallyourown!Inshort,Disdainingtendrilsoftheparasite,Tobecontent,ifneitheroaknorelm——

Nottomounthigh,perchance,butmountalone!

LEBRET:

Alone,anifyouwill!Butnotwithhand’Gainsteveryman!Howinthedevil’snameHaveyouconceivedthislunaticidea,Tomakefoesforyourselfateveryturn?

CYRANO:

BydintofseeingyouateveryturnMakefriends,——andfawnuponyourfrequentfriendsWithmouthwidesmiling,slitfromeartoear!

Ipass,stillunsaluted,joyfully,Andcry,——What,ho!anotherenemy?

LEBRET:

Lunacy!

CYRANO:

Well,whatifitbemyvice,Mypleasuretodisplease——tolovemenhateme!

Ah,friendofmine,believeme,Imarchbetter’Neaththecross-fireofglancesinimical!

Howdrollthestainsoneseesonfine-laceddoublets,Fromgallofenvy,orthepoltroon’sdrivel!

——TheenervatingfriendshipwhichenfoldsyouIslikeanopen-lacedItaliancollar,Floatingaroundyourneckinwoman’sfashion;

Oneisateasethus,——butlessproudthecarriage!

Theforehead,freefrommainstayorcoercion,Bendshere,there,everywhere。ButI,embracingHatred,shelends,——forbidding,stifflyfluted,Theruff’sstarchedfoldsthatholdtheheadsorigid;

Eachenemy——anotherfold——agopher,Whoaddsconstraint,andaddsarayofglory;

ForHatred,liketheruffwornbytheSpanish,Gripslikeavice,butframesyoulikeahalo!

LEBRET(afterasilence,takinghisarm):

Speakproudaloud,andbitter!——InmyearWhispermesimplythis,——Shelovestheenot!

CYRANO(vehemently):

Hush!

(Christianhasjustentered,andmingledwiththecadets,whodonotspeaktohim;hehasseatedhimselfatatable,whereLiseserveshim。)

Scene2。IX。

Cyrano,LeBret,thecadets,ChristiandeNeuvillette。

ACADET(seatedatatable,glassinhand):

Cyrano!

(Cyranoturnsround):

Thestory!

CYRANO:

Initstime!

(HegoesuponLeBret’sarm。Theytalkinlowvoices。)

THECADET(risingandcomingdown):

Thestoryofthefray!’Twilllessonwell(HestopsbeforethetablewhereChristianisseated):

Thistimidyoungapprentice!

CHRISTIAN(raisinghishead):

’Prentice!Who?

ANOTHERCADET:

ThissicklyNortherngreenhorn!

CHRISTIAN:

Sickly!

FIRSTCADET(mockingly):

Hark!

MonsieurdeNeuvillette,thisinyourear:

There’ssomewhathere,onenomoredarestoname,Thantosay’rope’toonewhosesirewashanged!

CHRISTIAN:

Whatmaythatbe?

ANOTHERCADET(inaterriblevoice):

Seehere!

(Heputshisfingerthreetimes,mysteriously,onhisnose):

Doyouunderstand?

CHRISTIAN:

Oh!’tisthe……

ANOTHER:

Hush!oh,neverbreathethatword,Unlessyou’dreckonwithhimyonder!

(HepointstoCyrano,whoistalkingwithLeBret。)

ANOTHER(whohasmeanwhilecomeupnoiselesslytositonthetable——whisperingbehindhim):

Hark!

Heputtwosnufflingmentodeath,inrage,Forthesolereasontheyspokethroughtheirnose!

ANOTHER(inahollowvoice,dartingonall-foursfromunderthetable,wherehehadcrept):

Andifyouwouldnotperishinflowero’youth,——Oh,mentionnotthefatalcartilage!

ANOTHER(clappinghimontheshoulder):

Aword?Agesture!FortheindiscreetHishandkerchiefmayprovehiswinding-sheet!

(Silence。All,withcrossedarms,lookatChristian。HerisesandgoesovertoCarbondeCastel-Jaloux,whoistalkingtoanofficer,andfeignstoseenothing。)

CHRISTIAN:

Captain!

CARBON(turningandlookingathimfromheadtofoot):

Sir!

CHRISTIAN:

Pray,whatskillsitbesttodoToSouthernerswhoswagger?……

CARBON:

GivethemproofThatonemaybeaNortherner,yetbrave!

(Heturnshisbackonhim。)

CHRISTIAN:

Ithankyou。

FIRSTCADET(toCyrano):

Nowthetale!

ALL:

Thetale!

CYRANO(comingtowardthem):

Thetale?……

(Allbringtheirstoolsup,andgrouproundhim,listeningeagerly。Christianisastrideachair):

Well!Iwentallalonetomeettheband。

Themoonwasshining,clock-like,fulli’th’sky,When,suddenly,somecarefulclockwrightpassedAcloudofcotton-woolacrossthecaseThatheldthissilverwatch。And,presto!heigh!

Thenightwasinkyblack,andallthequaysWerehiddeninthemurkydark。Gadsooks!

Onecouldseenothingfurther……

CHRISTIAN:

Thanone’snose!

(Silence。Allslowlyrise,lookinginterroratCyrano,whohasstopped——

dumfounded。Pause。)

CYRANO:

WhoonGod’searthisthat?

ACADET(whispering):

ItisamanWhojoinedto-day。

CYRANO(makingasteptowardChristian):

To-day?

CARBON(inalowvoice):

Yes……hisnameisTheBarondeNeuvil……

CYRANO(checkinghimself):

Good!Itiswell……

(Heturnspale,flushes,makesasiftofallonChristian):

I……

(Hecontrolshimself):

WhatsaidI?……

(Withaburstofrage):

MORDIOUS!……

(Thencontinuescalmly):

Thatitwasdark。

(Astonishment。Thecadetsreseatthemselves,staringathim):

OnIwent,thinking,’ForaknavishcauseImayprovokesomegreatman,somegreatprince,Whocertainlycouldbreak’……

CHRISTIAN:

Mynose!……

(Everyonestartsup。Christianbalancesonhischair。)

CYRANO(inachokedvoice):……’Myteeth!

Whowouldbreakmyteeth,andI,imprudent-like,Waspoking……’

CHRISTIAN:

Mynose!……

CYRANO:

’Myfinger,……inthecrackBetweenthetreeandbark!HemayprovestrongAndrapme……’

CHRISTIAN:

Overthenose……

CYRANO(wipinghisforehead):……’O’th’knuckles!Ay,’

ButIcried,’Forward,Gascon!Dutycalls!

On,Cyrano!’AndthusIventuredon……

When,fromtheshadow,came……

CHRISTIAN:

Acracko’th’nose。

CYRANO:

Iparryit——findmyself……

CHRISTIAN:

Nosetonose……

CYRANO(boundingontohim):

Heavenandearth!

(AlltheGasconsleapuptosee,butwhenheisclosetoChristianhecontrolshimselfandcontinues):……Withahundredbrawlingsots,Whostank……

CHRISTIAN:

Anoseful……

CYRANO(white,butsmiling):

Onions,brandy-cups!

Ileaptout,headwelldown……

CHRISTIAN:

Nosingthewind!

CYRANO:

Icharge!——goretwo,impaleone——runhimthrough,Oneaimsatme——Paf!andIparry……

CHRISTIAN:

Pif!

CYRANO(burstingout):

GreatGod!Out!allofyou!

(Thecadetsrushtothedoors。)

FIRSTCADET:

Thetigerwakes!

CYRANO:

Everyman,out!Leavemealonewithhim!

SECONDCADET:

Weshallfindhimmincedfine,mincedintohashInabigpasty!

RAGUENEAU:

Iamturningpale,Andcurlup,likeanapkin,limpandwhite!

CARBON:

Letusbegone。

ANOTHER:

Hewillnotleaveacrumb!

ANOTHER:

Idieoffrighttothinkwhatwillpasshere!

ANOTHER(shuttingdoorright):

Somethingtoohorrible!

(Allhavegoneoutbydifferentdoors,somebythestaircase。CyranoandChristianarefacetoface,lookingateachotherforamoment。)

Scene2。X。

Cyrano,Christian。

CYRANO:

Embracemenow!

CHRISTIAN:

Sir……

CYRANO:

Youarebrave。

CHRISTIAN:

Oh!but……

CYRANO:

Nay,Iinsist。

CHRISTIAN:

Praytellme……

CYRANO:

Come,embrace!Iamherbrother。

CHRISTIAN:

Whosebrother?

CYRANO:

Hersi’faith!Roxane’s!

CHRISTIAN(rushinguptohim):

Oheavens!

Herbrother……?

CYRANO:

Cousin——brother!……thesamething!

CHRISTIAN:

Andshehastoldyou……?

CYRANO:

All!

CHRISTIAN:

Shelovesme?say!

CYRANO:

Maybe!

CHRISTIAN(takinghishands):

HowgladIamtomeetyou,Sir!

CYRANO:

Thatmaybecalledasuddensentiment!

CHRISTIAN:

Iaskyourpardon……

CYRANO(lookingathim,withhishandonhisshoulder):

True,he’sfair,thevillain!

CHRISTIAN:

Ah,Sir!Ifyoubutknewmyadmiration!……

CYRANO:

Butallthosenoses?……

CHRISTIAN:

Oh!Itakethemback!

CYRANO:

Roxaneexpectsaletter。

CHRISTIAN:

Woetheday!

CYRANO:

How?

CHRISTIAN:

IamlostifIbutopemylips!

CYRANO:

Whyso?

CHRISTIAN:

Iamafool——coulddieforshame!

CYRANO:

Noneisafoolwhoknowshimselfafool。

Andyoudidnotattackmelikeafool。

CHRISTIAN:

Bah!Onefindsbattle-crytoleadth’assault!

Ihaveacertainmilitarywit,But,beforewomen,canbutholdmytongue。

Theireyes!True,whenIpass,theireyesarekind……

CYRANO:

And,whenyoustay,theirhearts,methinks,arekinder?

CHRISTIAN:

No!forIamoneofthosemen——tongue-tied,Iknowit——whocannevertelltheirlove。

CYRANO:

AndI,meseems,hadNaturebeenmorekind,Morecareful,whenshefashionedme,——hadbeenOneofthosemenwhowellcouldspeaktheirlove!

CHRISTIAN:

Oh,toexpressone’sthoughtswithfacilegrace!……

CYRANO:……Tobeamusketeer,withhandsomeface!

CHRISTIAN:

Roxaneisprecieuse。I’msuretoproveAdisappointmenttoher!

CYRANO(lookingathim):

HadIbutSuchaninterpretertospeakmysoul!

CHRISTIAN(withdespair):

Eloquence!Wheretofindit?

CYRANO(abruptly):

ThatIlend,Ifyoulendmeyourhandsomevictor-charms;

Blended,wemakeaheroofromance!

CHRISTIAN:

Howso?

CYRANO:

ThinkyouyoucanrepeatwhatthingsIdailyteachyourtongue?

CHRISTIAN:

Whatdoyoumean?

CYRANO:

Roxaneshallneverhaveadisillusion!

Say,wiltthouthatwewooher,double-handed?

Wiltthouthatwetwowooher,bothtogether?

Feel’stthou,passingfrommyleatherdoublet,Throughthylaceddoublet,allmysoulinspiring?

CHRISTIAN:

But,Cyrano!……

CYRANO:

Willyou,Isay?

CHRISTIAN:

Ifear!

CYRANO:

Since,byyourself,youfeartochillherheart,Willyou——tokindleallherhearttoflame——

Wedintoonemyphrasesandyourlips?

CHRISTIAN:

Youreyesflash!

CYRANO:

Willyou?

CHRISTIAN:

Willitpleaseyouso?

——Giveyousuchpleasure?

CYRANO(madly):

It!……

(Thencalmly,business-like):

Itwouldamuseme!

Itisanenterprisetotemptapoet。

Willyoucompleteme,andletmecompleteyou?

Youmarchvictorious,——Igoinyourshadow;

Letmebewitforyou,beyoumybeauty!

CHRISTIAN:

Theletter,thatshewaitsforevennow!

Inevercan……

CYRANO(takingouttheletterhehadwritten):

See!Hereitis——yourletter!

CHRISTIAN:

What?

CYRANO:

Takeit!Look,itwantsbuttheaddress。

CHRISTIAN:

ButI……

CYRANO:

Fearnothing。Sendit。Itwillsuit。

CHRISTIAN:

Buthaveyou……?

CYRANO:

Oh!Wehaveourpocketsfull,Wepoets,oflove-letters,writtoChloes,Daphnes——creationsofournoddle-heads。

Ourlady-loves,——phantasmsofourbrains,——Dream-fanciesblownintosoap-bubbles!Come!

Takeit,andchangefeignedlove-wordsintotrue;

Ibreathedmysighsandmoanshaphazard-wise;

Callallthesewanderinglove-birdshometonest。

You’llseethatIwasintheseletteredlines,——Eloquentallthemore,thelesssincere!

——Takeit,andmakeanend!

CHRISTIAN:

WereitnotwellTochangesomewords?Writtenhaphazard-wise,WillitfitRoxane?

CYRANO:

’Twillfitlikeaglove!

CHRISTIAN:

But……

CYRANO:

Ah,credulityoflove!RoxaneWillthinkeachwordinspiredbyherself!

CHRISTIAN:

Myfriend!

(HethrowshimselfintoCyrano’sarms。Theyremainthus。)

Scene2。XI。

Cyrano,Christian,theGascons,themusketeer,Lise。

ACADET(halfopeningthedoor):

Naughthere!……Thesilenceofthegrave!

Idarenotlook……

(Heputshisheadin):

Why?……

ALLTHECADETS(entering,andseeingCyranoandChristianembracing):

Oh!……

ACADET:

Thispassesall!

(Consternation。)

THEMUSKETEER(mockingly):

Ho,ho!……

CARBON:

Ourdemonhasbecomeasaint?

Struckononenostril——lo!heturnstheother!

MUSKETEER:

Thenwemayspeakabouthisnose,henceforth!……

(CallingtoLise,boastfully):

——Ah,Lise,seehere!

(Sniffingostentatiously):

Oheavens!……whatastink!……

(GoinguptoCyrano):

You,sir,withoutadoubthavesniffeditup!

——WhatisthesmellInoticehere?

CYRANO(cuffinghishead):

Clove-heads。

(Generaldelight。ThecadetshavefoundtheoldCyranoagain!Theyturnsomersaults。)

Curtain。

ActIII。

Roxane’sKiss。

AsmallsquareintheoldMarais。Oldhouses。Aperspectiveoflittlestreets。OntherightRoxane’shouseandthewallofhergardenoverhungwiththickfoliage。Windowandbalconyoverthedoor。Abenchinfront。

Fromthebenchandthestonesjuttingoutofthewallitiseasytoclimbtothebalcony。Infrontofanoldhouseinthesamestyleofbrickandstone。

Theknockerofthisdoorisbandagedwithlinenlikeasorethumb。

Attherisingofthecurtaintheduennaisseatedonthebench。

ThewindowonRoxane’sbalconyiswideopen。

Ragueneauisstandingnearthedoorinasortoflivery。Hehasjustfinishedrelatingsomethingtotheduenna,andiswipinghiseyes。

Scene3。I。

Ragueneau,theduenna。ThenRoxane,Cyrano,andtwopages。

RAGUENEAU:

——Andthen,offshewent,withamusketeer!Desertedandruinedtoo,I

wouldmakeanendofall,andsohangedmyself。Mylastbreathwasdrawn:——

thenincomesMonsieurdeBergerac!Hecutsmedown,andbegshiscousintotakemeforhersteward。

THEDUENNA:

Well,buthowcameitaboutthatyouwerethusruined?

RAGUENEAU:

Oh!Liselovedthewarriors,andIlovedthepoets!WhatcakestherewerethatApollochancedtoleavewerequicklysnappedupbyMars。Thusruinwasnotlonga-coming。

THEDUENNA(rising,andcallinguptotheopenwindow):

Roxane,areyouready?Theywaitforus!

ROXANE’SVOICE(fromthewindow):

Iwillbutputmeonacloak!

THEDUENNA(toRagueneau,showinghimthedooropposite):

Theywaitusthereopposite,atClomire’shouse。Shereceivesthemallthereto-day——theprecieuses,thepoets;theyreadadiscourseontheTenderPassion。

RAGUENEAU:

TheTenderPassion?

THEDUENNA(inamincingvoice):

Ay,indeed!

(Callinguptothewindow):

Roxane,anyoucomenotdownquickly,weshallmissthediscourseontheTenderPassion!

ROXANE’SVOICE:

Icome!Icome!

(Asoundofstringedinstrumentsapproaching。)

CYRANO’SVOICE(behindthescenes,singing):

La,la,la,la!

THEDUENNA(surprised):

Theyserenadeus?

CYRANO(followedbytwopageswitharch-lutes):

Itellyoutheyaredemi-semi-quavers,demi-semi-fool!

FIRSTPAGE(ironically):

Youknowthen,Sir,todistinguishbetweensemi-quaversanddemi-semi-

quavers?

CYRANO:

IsnoteverydiscipleofGassendiamusician?

THEPAGE(playingandsinging):

La,la!

CYRANO(snatchingthelutefromhim,andgoingonwiththephrase):

Inproofofwhich,Icancontinue!La,la,la,la!

ROXANE(appearingonthebalcony):

What?’Tisyou?

CYRANO(goingonwiththeair,andsingingtoit):

’TisI,whocometoserenadeyourlilies,andpaymydevoirtoyourro-o-

oses!

ROXANE:

Iamcomingdown!

(Sheleavesthebalcony。)

THEDUENNA(pointingtothepages):

Howcomethesetwovirtuosihere?

CYRANO:

’TisforawagerIwonofD’Assoucy。Weweredisputinganicepointingrammar;contradictionsragedhotly——’’Tisso!’’Nay,’tisso!’whensuddenlyheshowsmethesetwolong-shanks,whomhetakesaboutwithhimasanescort,andwhoareskillfulinscratchinglute-stringswiththeirskinnyclaws!’I

willwageryouaday’smusic,’sayshe!——Andlostit!Thus,seeyou,tillPhoebus’chariotstartsonceagain,theselute-twangersareatmyheels,seeingallIdo,hearingallIsay,andaccompanyingallwithmelody。’Twaspleasantatthefirst,buti’faith,Ibegintowearyofitalready!

(Tothemusicians):

Hothere!goserenadeMontfleuryforme!Playadancetohim!

(Thepagesgotowardthedoor。Totheduenna):

Ihavecome,asismywont,nightly,toaskRoxanewhether……

(Tothepages,whoaregoingout):

Playalongtime,——andplayoutoftune!

(Totheduenna):……Whetherhersoul’selectediseverthesame,everfaultless!

ROXANE(comingoutofthehouse):

Ah!Howhandsomeheis,howbrilliantawit!And——howwellIlovehim!

CYRANO(smiling):

Christianhassobrilliantawit?

ROXANE:

Brighterthanevenyourown,cousin!

CYRANO:

Beitso,withallmyheart!

ROXANE:

Ah!methinks’twereimpossiblethattherecouldbreatheamanonthisearthskilledtosayassweetlyashealltheprettynothingsthatmeansomuch——

thatmeanall!Attimeshismindseemsfaraway,theMusesaysnaught——andthen,presto!hespeaks——bewitchingly!enchantingly!

CYRANO(incredulously):

No,no!

ROXANE:

Fie!Thatisillsaid!Butlo!menareeverthus!Becauseheisfairtosee,youwouldhaveitthathemustbedullofspeech。

CYRANO:

Hehathaneloquenttongueintellinghislove?

ROXANE:

Intellinghislove?why,’tisnotsimpletelling,’tisdissertation,’tisanalysis!

CYRANO:

Howishewiththepen?

ROXANE:

Stillbetter!Listen,——here:——

(Reciting):

’ThemoreofmypoorheartyoutakeThelargergrowsmyheart!’

(TriumphantlytoCyrano):

Howlikeyouthoselines?

CYRANO:

Pooh!

ROXANE:

Andthusitgoeson……

’And,sincesometargetImustshowForCupid’scrueldart,Oh,ifmineownyoudeigntokeep,Thengivemeyoursweetheart!’

CYRANO:

Lord!firsthehastoomuch,thenanonnotenough!Howmuchheartdoesthefellowwant?

ROXANE:

Youwouldvexasaint!……But’tisyourjealousy。

CYRANO(starting):

Whatmeanyou?

ROXANE:

Ay,yourpoet’sjealousy!Harknow,ifthisagainbenottender-sweet?——

’Myhearttoyourssoundsbutonecry:

IfkissesfastcouldfleeByletter,thenwithyoursweetlipsMylettersreadshouldbe!

Ifkissescouldbewritwithink,Ifkissesfastcouldflee!’

CYRANO(smilingapprovinglyinspiteofhimself):

Ha!thoselastlinesare,——hm!……hm!……

(Correctinghimself——contemptuously):

——Theyarepaltryenough!

ROXANE:

Andthis……

CYRANO(enchanted):

Thenyouhavehislettersbyheart?

ROXANE:

Everyoneofthem!

CYRANO:

Byalloathsthatcanbesworn,——’tisflattering!

ROXANE:

Theyarethelinesofamaster!

CYRANO(modestly):

Come,nay……amaster?……

ROXANE:

Ay,Isayit——amaster!

CYRANO:

Good——beitso。

THEDUENNA(comingdownquickly):

HerecomesMonsieurdeGuiche!

(ToCyrano,pushinghimtowardthehouse):

Inwithyou!’twerebestheseeyounot;itmightperchanceputhimonthescent……

ROXANE(toCyrano):

Ay,ofmyowndearsecret!Helovesme,andispowerful,and,ifheknew,thenallwerelost!Marry!hecouldwelldealadeathblowtomylove!

CYRANO(enteringthehouse):

Good!good!

(DeGuicheappears。)

Scene3。II。

Roxane,DeGuiche,theduennastandingalittlewayoff。

ROXANE(courtesyingtoDeGuiche):

Iwasgoingout。

DEGUICHE:

Icometotakemyleave。

ROXANE:

Whithergoyou?

DEGUICHE:

Tothewar。

ROXANE:

Ah!

DEGUICHE:

Ay,to-night。

ROXANE:

Oh!

DEGUICHE:

Iamorderedaway。WearetobesiegeArras。

ROXANE:

Ah——tobesiege?……

DEGUICHE:

Ay。Mygoingmovesyounot,meseems。

ROXANE:

Nay……

DEGUICHE:

Iamgrievedtothecoreoftheheart。ShallIagainbeholdyou?……When?

Iknownot。HeardyouthatIamnamedcommander?……

ROXANE(indifferently):

Bravo!

DEGUICHE:

OftheGuardsregiment。

ROXANE(startled):

What!theGuards?

DEGUICHE:

Ay,whereservesyourcousin,theswaggeringboaster。IwillfindawaytorevengemyselfonhimatArras。

ROXANE(choking):

Whatmeanyou?TheGuardsgotoArras?

DEGUICHE(laughing):

Bethinkyou,isitnotmyownregiment?

ROXANE(fallingseatedonthebench——aside):

Christian!

DEGUICHE:

Whatailsyou?

ROXANE(moveddeeply):

Oh——Iamindespair!Themanoneloves!——atthewar!

DEGUICHE(surprisedanddelighted):

Yousaysuchsweetwordstome!’Tisthefirsttime!——andjustwhenImustquityou!

ROXANE(collected,andfanningherself):

Thus,——youwouldfainrevengeyourgrudgeagainstmycousin?

DEGUICHE:

Myfairladyisonhisside?

ROXANE:

Nay,——againsthim!

DEGUICHE:

Doyouseehimoften?

ROXANE:

Butveryrarely。

DEGUICHE:

Heisevertobemetnowincompanywithoneofthecadets,……oneNew——

villen——viller——

ROXANE:

Ofhighstature?

DEGUICHE:

Fair-haired!

ROXANE:

Ay,ared-headedfellow!

DEGUICHE:

Handsome!……

ROXANE:

Tut!

DEGUICHE:

Butdull-witted。

ROXANE:

Onewouldthinkso,tolookathim!

(Changinghertone):

HowmeanyoutoplayyourrevengeonCyrano?Perchanceyouthinktoputhimi’thethickoftheshots?Nay,believeme,thatwereapoorvengeance——hewouldlovesuchapostbetterthanaughtelse!Iknowthewaytowoundhispridefarmorekeenly!

DEGUICHE:

Whatthen?Tell……

ROXANE:

If,whentheregimentmarchtoArras,hewereleftherewithhisbelovedbooncompanions,theCadets,tositwithcrossedarmssolongasthewarlasted!Thereisyourmethod,wouldyouenrageamanofhiskind;cheathimofhischanceofmortaldanger,andyoupunishhimrightfiercely。

DEGUICHE(comingnearer):

Owoman!woman!Whobutawomanhade’erdevisedsosubtleatrick?

ROXANE:

Seeyounothowhewilleatouthisheart,whilehisfriendsgnawtheirthickfistsforthattheyaredeprivedofthebattle?Soareyoubestavenged。

DEGUICHE:

Youloveme,then,alittle?

(Shesmiles):

Iwouldfain——seeingyouthusespousemycause,Roxane——believeitaproofoflove!

ROXANE:

’Tisaproofoflove!

DEGUICHE(showingsomesealedpapers):

Herearethemarchingorders;theywillbesentinstantlytoeachcompany——

except——

(Hedetachesone):

——Thisone!’TisthatoftheCadets。

(Heputsitinhispocket):

ThisIkeep。

(Laughing):

Ha!ha!ha!Cyrano!Hisloveofbattle!……Soyoucanplaytricksonpeople?……you,ofallladies!

ROXANE:

Sometimes!

DEGUICHE(comingclosetoher):

Oh!howIloveyou!——todistraction!Listen!To-night——true,Ioughttostart——but——howleaveyounowthatIfeelyourheartistouched!Hardby,intheRued’Orleans,isaconventfoundedbyFatherAthanasius,thesyndicoftheCapuchins。Truethatnolaymanmayenter——but——IcansettlethatwiththegoodFathers!Theirhabitsleevesarewideenoughtohidemein。’TistheywhoserveRichelieu’sprivatechapel:andfromrespecttotheuncle,fearthenephew。Allwilldeemmegone。Iwillcometoyou,masked。Givemeleavetowaittilltomorrow,sweetLadyFanciful!

ROXANE:

But,ofthisberumored,yourglory……

DEGUICHE:

Bah!

ROXANE:

Butthesiege——Arras……

DEGUICHE:

’Twilltakeitschance。Grantbutpermission。

ROXANE:

No!

DEGUICHE:

Givemeleave!

ROXANE(tenderly):

Itweremydutytoforbidyou!

DEGUICHE:

Ah!

ROXANE:

Youmustgo!

(Aside):

Christianstayshere。