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ApproachingoneofthelargestofwhatIthoughttobeWomen,Iaccostedher,butreceivednoanswer。Asecondandathirdappealonmypartwereequallyineffectual。Losingpatienceatwhatappearedtomeintolerablerudeness,Ibroughtmymouthintoapositionfullinfrontofhermouthsoastointercepthermotion,andloudlyrepeatedmyquestion,\"Woman,whatsignifiesthisconcourse,andthisstrangeandconfusedchirping,andthismonotonousmotiontoandfroinoneandthesameStraightLine?\"

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TheKING’SeyesmuchlargerthantherealityshewingthatHISMAJESTY

couldseenothingbutapoint。

\"IamnoWoman,\"repliedthesmallLine。\"IamtheMonarchoftheworld。Butthou,whenceintrudestthouintomyrealmofLineland?\"Receivingthisabruptreply,IbeggedpardonifIhadinanywaystartledormolestedhisRoyalHighness;

anddescribingmyselfasastrangerIbesoughttheKingtogivemesomeaccountofhisdominions。ButIhadthegreatestpossibledifficultyinobtaininganyinformationonpointsthatreallyinterestedme;fortheMonarchcouldnotrefrainfromconstantlyassumingthatwhateverwasfamiliartohimmustalsobeknowntomeandthatIwassimulatingignoranceinjest。However,byperseveringquestionsIelicitedthefollowingfacts:

ItseemedthatthispoorignorantMonarch——ashecalledhimself——

waspersuadedthattheStraightLinewhichhecalledhisKingdom,andinwhichhepassedhisexistence,constitutedthewholeoftheworld,andindeedthewholeofSpace。Notbeingableeithertomoveortosee,saveinhisStraightLine,hehadnoconceptionofanythingoutofit。ThoughhehadheardmyvoicewhenIfirstaddressedhim,thesoundshadcometohiminamannersocontrarytohisexperiencethathehadmadenoanswer,\"seeingnoman\",asheexpressedit,\"andhearingavoiceasitwerefrommyownintestines。\"UntilthemomentwhenIplacedmymouthinhisWorld,hehadneitherseenme,norheardanythingexceptconfusedsoundsbeatingagainst——whatIcalledhisside,butwhathecalledhisINSIDEorSTOMACH;norhadheevennowtheleastconceptionoftheregionfromwhichIhadcome。

OutsidehisWorld,orLine,allwasablanktohim;nay,notevenablank,forablankimpliesSpace;say,rather,allwasnon-existent。

Hissubjects——ofwhomthesmallLinesweremenandthePointsWomen——wereallalikeconfinedinmotionandeye-sighttothatsingleStraightLine,whichwastheirWorld。ItneedscarcelybeaddedthatthewholeoftheirhorizonwaslimitedtoaPoint;norcouldanyoneeverseeanythingbutaPoint。Man,woman,child,thing——eachwasaPointtotheeyeofaLinelander。Onlybythesoundofthevoicecouldsexoragebedistinguished。Moreover,aseachindividualoccupiedthewholeofthenarrowpath,sotospeak,whichconstitutedhisUniverse,andnoonecouldmovetotherightorlefttomakewayforpassersby,itfollowedthatnoLinelandercouldeverpassanother。Onceneighbours,alwaysneighbours。

Neighbourhoodwiththemwaslikemarriagewithus。

Neighboursremainedneighbourstilldeathdidthempart。

Suchalife,withallvisionlimitedtoaPoint,andallmotiontoaStraightLine,seemedtomeinexpressiblydreary;andIwassurprisedtonotethevivacityandcheerfulnessoftheKing。

Wonderingwhetheritwaspossible,amidcircumstancessounfavourabletodomesticrelations,toenjoythepleasuresofconjugalunion,IhesitatedforsometimetoquestionhisRoyalHighnessonsodelicateasubject;butatlastIplungedintoitbyabruptlyinquiringastothehealthofhisfamily。

\"Mywivesandchildren,\"hereplied,\"arewellandhappy。\"

Staggeredatthisanswer——forintheimmediateproximityoftheMonarch(asIhadnotedinmydreambeforeIenteredLineland)

therewerenonebutMen——Iventuredtoreply,\"Pardonme,butIcannotimaginehowyourRoyalHighnesscanatanytimeeitherseeorapproachtheirMajesties,whenthereareatleasthalfadozeninterveningindividuals,whomyoucanneitherseethrough,norpassby?IsitpossiblethatinLinelandproximityisnotnecessaryformarriageandforthegenerationofchildren?\"

\"Howcanyouasksoabsurdaquestion?\"repliedtheMonarch。

\"Ifitwereindeedasyousuggest,theUniversewouldsoonbedepopulated。No,no;neighbourhoodisneedlessfortheunionofhearts;andthebirthofchildrenistooimportantamattertohavebeenallowedtodependuponsuchanaccidentasproximity。

Youcannotbeignorantofthis。Yetsinceyouarepleasedtoaffectignorance,IwillinstructyouasifyouweretheveriestbabyinLineland。Know,then,thatmarriagesareconsummatedbymeansofthefacultyofsoundandthesenseofhearing。

\"YouareofcourseawarethateveryManhastwomouthsorvoices——aswellastwoeyes——abassatoneandatenorattheotherofhisextremities。Ishouldnotmentionthis,butthatIhavebeenunabletodistinguishyourtenorinthecourseofourconversation。\"

IrepliedthatIhadbutonevoice,andthatIhadnotbeenawarethathisRoyalHighnesshadtwo。\"Thatconfirmsmyimpression,\"

saidtheKing,\"thatyouarenotaMan,butafeminineMonstrositywithabassvoice,andanutterlyuneducatedear。Buttocontinue。

\"NaturehavingherselfordainedthateveryManshouldwedtwowives——\"

\"Whytwo?\"askedI。\"Youcarryyouraffectedsimplicitytoofar\",hecried。\"HowcantherebeacompletelyharmoniousunionwithoutthecombinationoftheFourinOne,viz。theBassandTenoroftheManandtheSopranoandContraltoofthetwoWomen?\"

\"Butsupposing,\"saidI,\"thatamanshouldpreferonewifeorthree?\"

\"Itisimpossible,\"hesaid;\"itisasinconceivableasthattwoandoneshouldmakefive,orthatthehumaneyeshouldseeaStraightLine。\"Iwouldhaveinterruptedhim;butheproceededasfollows:

\"OnceinthemiddleofeachweekaLawofNaturecompelsustomovetoandfrowitharhythmicmotionofmorethanusualviolence,whichcontinuesforthetimeyouwouldtaketocountahundredandone。Inthemidstofthischoraldance,atthefifty-firstpulsation,theinhabitantsoftheUniversepauseinfullcareer,andeachindividualsendsforthhisrichest,fullest,sweeteststrain。Itisinthisdecisivemomentthatallourmarriagesaremade。SoexquisiteistheadaptationofBasstoTreble,ofTenortoContralto,thatoftentimestheLovedOnes,thoughtwentythousandleaguesaway,recognizeatoncetheresponsivenoteoftheirdestinedLover;and,penetratingthepaltryobstaclesofdistance,Loveunitesthethree。

ThemarriageinthatinstantconsummatedresultsinathreefoldMaleandFemaleoffspringwhichtakesitsplaceinLineland。\"

\"What!Alwaysthreefold?\"saidI。\"Mustonewifethenalwayshavetwins?\"

\"Bass-voicedMonstrosity!yes,\"repliedtheKing。\"HowelsecouldthebalanceoftheSexesbemaintained,iftwogirlswerenotbornforeveryboy?WouldyouignoretheveryAlphabetofNature?\"

Heceased,speechlessforfury;andsometimeelapsedbeforeIcouldinducehimtoresumehisnarrative。

\"Youwillnot,ofcourse,supposethateverybacheloramongusfindshismatesatthefirstwooinginthisuniversalMarriageChorus。

Onthecontrary,theprocessisbymostofusmanytimesrepeated。

Fewaretheheartswhosehappylotitisatoncetorecognizeineachother’svoicesthepartnerintendedforthembyProvidence,andtoflyintoareciprocalandperfectlyharmoniousembrace。

Withmostofusthecourtshipisoflongduration。TheWooer’svoicesmayperhapsaccordwithoneofthefuturewives,butnotwithboth;

ornot,atfirst,witheither;ortheSopranoandContraltomaynotquiteharmonize。InsuchcasesNaturehasprovidedthateveryweeklyChorusshallbringthethreeLoversintocloserharmony。

Eachtrialofvoice,eachfreshdiscoveryofdiscord,almostimperceptiblyinducesthelessperfecttomodifyhisorhervocalutterancesoastoapproximatetothemoreperfect。

Andaftermanytrialsandmanyapproximations,theresultisatlastachieved。Therecomesadayatlast,when,whilethewontedMarriageChorusgoesforthfromuniversalLineland,thethreefar-offLoverssuddenlyfindthemselvesinexactharmony,and,beforetheyareawake,theweddedTripletisraptvocallyintoaduplicateembrace;andNaturerejoicesoveronemoremarriageandoverthreemorebirths。\"

Section14。HowIvainlytriedtoexplainthenatureofFlatlandThinkingthatitwastimetobringdowntheMonarchfromhisrapturestothelevelofcommonsense,Ideterminedtoendeavourtoopenuptohimsomeglimpsesofthetruth,thatistosayofthenatureofthingsinFlatland。SoIbeganthus:

\"HowdoesyourRoyalHighnessdistinguishtheshapesandpositionsofhissubjects?Iformypartnoticedbythesenseofsight,beforeIenteredyourKingdom,thatsomeofyourpeopleareLinesandothersPoints,andthatsomeoftheLinesarelarger——\"

\"Youspeakofanimpossibility,\"interruptedtheKing;

\"youmusthaveseenavision;fortodetectthedifferencebetweenaLineandaPointbythesenseofsightis,aseveryoneknows,inthenatureofthings,impossible;butitcanbedetectedbythesenseofhearing,andbythesamemeansmyshapecanbeexactlyascertained。Beholdme——IamaLine,thelongestinLineland,oversixinchesofSpace——\"\"OfLength\",Iventuredtosuggest。\"Fool,\"saidhe,\"SpaceisLength。

Interruptmeagain,andIhavedone。\"

Iapologized;buthecontinuedscornfully,\"Sinceyouareimpervioustoargument,youshallhearwithyourearshowbymeansofmytwovoicesIrevealmyshapetomyWives,whoareatthismomentsixthousandmilesseventyyardstwofeeteightinchesaway,theonetotheNorth,theothertotheSouth。Listen,Icalltothem。\"

Hechirruped,andthencomplacentlycontinued:\"Mywivesatthismomentreceivingthesoundofoneofmyvoices,closelyfollowedbytheother,andperceivingthatthelatterreachesthemafteranintervalinwhichsoundcantraverse6。457inches,inferthatoneofmymouthsis6。457inchesfurtherfromthemthantheother,andaccordinglyknowmyshapetobe6。457inches。Butyouwillofcourseunderstandthatmywivesdonotmakethiscalculationeverytimetheyhearmytwovoices。Theymadeit,onceforall,beforeweweremarried。ButtheyCOULDmakeitatanytime。

AndinthesamewayIcanestimatetheshapeofanyofmyMalesubjectsbythesenseofsound。\"

\"Buthow,\"saidI,\"ifaManfeignsaWoman’svoicewithoneofhistwovoices,orsodisguiseshisSouthernvoicethatitcannotberecognizedastheechooftheNorthern?Maynotsuchdeceptionscausegreatinconvenience?Andhaveyounomeansofcheckingfraudsofthiskindbycommandingyourneighbouringsubjectstofeeloneanother?\"Thisofcoursewasaverystupidquestion,forfeelingcouldnothaveansweredthepurpose;butIaskedwiththeviewofirritatingtheMonarch,andIsucceededperfectly。

\"What!\"criedheinhorror,\"explainyourmeaning。\"\"Feel,touch,comeintocontact,\"Ireplied。\"IfyoumeanbyFEELING,\"

saidtheKing,\"approachingsocloseastoleavenospacebetweentwoindividuals,know,Stranger,thatthisoffenceispunishableinmydominionsbydeath。Andthereasonisobvious。

ThefrailformofaWoman,beingliabletobeshatteredbysuchanapproximation,mustbepreservedbytheState;

butsinceWomencannotbedistinguishedbythesenseofsightfromMen,theLawordainsuniversallythatneitherMannorWomanshallbeapproachedsocloselyastodestroytheintervalbetweentheapproximatorandtheapproximated。

\"AndindeedwhatpossiblepurposewouldbeservedbythisillegalandunnaturalexcessofapproximationwhichyoucallTOUCHING,whenalltheendsofsobrutalandcoarseaprocessareattainedatoncemoreeasilyandmoreexactlybythesenseofhearing?

Astoyoursuggesteddangerofdeception,itisnon-existent:

fortheVoice,beingtheessenceofone’sBeing,cannotbethuschangedatwill。Butcome,supposethatIhadthepowerofpassingthroughsolidthings,sothatIcouldpenetratemysubjects,oneafteranother,eventothenumberofabillion,verifyingthesizeanddistanceofeachbythesenseofFEELING:howmuchtimeandenergywouldbewastedinthisclumsyandinaccuratemethod!

Whereasnow,inonemomentofaudition,Itakeasitwerethecensusandstatistics,local,corporeal,mentalandspiritual,ofeverylivingbeinginLineland。Hark,onlyhark!\"

Sosayinghepausedandlistened,asifinanecstasy,toasoundwhichseemedtomenobetterthanatinychirpingfromaninnumerablemultitudeoflilliputiangrasshoppers。

\"Truly,\"repliedI,\"yoursenseofhearingservesyouingoodstead,andfillsupmanyofyourdeficiencies。ButpermitmetopointoutthatyourlifeinLinelandmustbedeplorablydull。ToseenothingbutaPoint!NoteventobeabletocontemplateaStraightLine!

Nay,noteventoknowwhataStraightLineis!Tosee,yetbecutofffromthoseLinearprospectswhicharevouchsafedtousinFlatland!

Bettersurelytohavenosenseofsightatallthantoseesolittle!

IgrantyouIhavenotyourdiscriminativefacultyofhearing;

fortheconcertofallLinelandwhichgivesyousuchintensepleasure,istomenobetterthanamultitudinoustwitteringorchirping。

ButatleastIcandiscern,bysight,aLinefromaPoint。

Andletmeproveit。JustbeforeIcameintoyourkingdom,Isawyoudancingfromlefttoright,andthenfromrighttoleft,withSevenMenandaWomaninyourimmediateproximityontheleft,andeightMenandtwoWomenonyourright。Isnotthiscorrect?\"

\"Itiscorrect,\"saidtheKing,\"sofarasthenumbersandsexesareconcerned,thoughIknownotwhatyoumeanby’right’and’left’。

ButIdenythatyousawthesethings。ForhowcouldyouseetheLine,thatistosaytheinside,ofanyMan?Butyoumusthaveheardthesethings,andthendreamedthatyousawthem。

Andletmeaskwhatyoumeanbythosewords’left’and’right’。

IsupposeitisyourwayofsayingNorthwardandSouthward。\"

\"Notso,\"repliedI;\"besidesyourmotionofNorthwardandSouthward,thereisanothermotionwhichIcallfromrighttoleft。\"

KING。Exhibittome,ifyouplease,thismotionfromlefttoright。

I。Nay,thatIcannotdo,unlessyoucouldstepoutofyourLinealtogether。

KING。OutofmyLine?Doyoumeanoutoftheworld?OutofSpace?

I。Well,yes。OutofYOURWorld。OutofYOURSpace。

ForyourSpaceisnotthetrueSpace。TrueSpaceisaPlane;

butyourSpaceisonlyaLine。

KING。Ifyoucannotindicatethismotionfromlefttorightbyyourselfmovinginit,thenIbegyoutodescribeittomeinwords。

I。Ifyoucannottellyourrightsidefromyourleft,Ifearthatnowordsofminecanmakemymeaningcleartoyou。

Butsurelyyoucannotbeignorantofsosimpleadistinction。

KING。Idonotintheleastunderstandyou。

I。Alas!HowshallImakeitclear?Whenyoumovestraighton,doesitnotsometimesoccurtoyouthatyouCOULDmoveinsomeotherway,turningyoureyeroundsoastolookinthedirectiontowardswhichyoursideisnowfronting?

Inotherwords,insteadofalwaysmovinginthedirectionofoneofyourextremities,doyouneverfeeladesiretomoveinthedirection,sotospeak,ofyourside?

KING。Never。Andwhatdoyoumean?Howcanaman’sinside\"front\"inanydirection?Orhowcanamanmoveinthedirectionofhisinside?

I。Wellthen,sincewordscannotexplainthematter,Iwilltrydeeds,andwillmovegraduallyoutofLinelandinthedirectionwhichIdesiretoindicatetoyou。

AtthewordIbegantomovemybodyoutofLineland。

Aslongasanypartofmeremainedinhisdominionandinhisview,theKingkeptexclaiming,\"Iseeyou,Iseeyoustill;

youarenotmoving。\"ButwhenIhadatlastmovedmyselfoutofhisLine,hecriedinhisshrillestvoice,\"Sheisvanished;

sheisdead。\"\"Iamnotdead,\"repliedI;\"IamsimplyoutofLineland,thatistosay,outoftheStraightLinewhichyoucallSpace,andinthetrueSpace,whereIcanseethingsastheyare。AndatthismomentIcanseeyourLine,orside——

orinsideasyouarepleasedtocallit;andIcanseealsotheMenandWomenontheNorthandSouthofyou,whomIwillnowenumerate,describingtheirorder,theirsize,andtheintervalbetweeneach。\"

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WhenIhaddonethisatgreatlength,Icriedtriumphantly,\"Doesthatatlastconvinceyou?\"And,withthat,IoncemoreenteredLineland,takingupthesamepositionasbefore。

ButtheMonarchreplied,\"IfyouwereaManofsense——though,asyouappeartohaveonlyonevoiceIhavelittledoubtyouarenotaManbutaWoman——but,ifyouhadaparticleofsense,youwouldlistentoreason。YouaskmetobelievethatthereisanotherLinebesidesthatwhichmysensesindicate,andanothermotionbesidesthatofwhichIamdailyconscious。I,inreturn,askyoutodescribeinwordsorindicatebymotionthatotherLineofwhichyouspeak。Insteadofmoving,youmerelyexercisesomemagicartofvanishingandreturningtosight;andinsteadofanyluciddescriptionofyournewWorld,yousimplytellmethenumbersandsizesofsomefortyofmyretinue,factsknowntoanychildinmycapital。Cananythingbemoreirrationaloraudacious?Acknowledgeyourfollyordepartfrommydominions。\"

Furiousathisperversity,andespeciallyindignantthatheprofessedtobeignorantofmysex,Iretortedinnomeasuredterms,\"BesottedBeing!Youthinkyourselftheperfectionofexistence,whileyouareinrealitythemostimperfectandimbecile。

Youprofesstosee,whereasyoucanseenothingbutaPoint!

YouplumeyourselfoninferringtheexistenceofaStraightLine;

butICANSEEStraightLines,andinfertheexistenceofAngles,Triangles,Squares,Pentagons,Hexagons,andevenCircles。

Whywastemorewords?SufficeitthatIamthecompletionofyourincompleteself。YouareaLine,butIamaLineofLines,calledinmycountryaSquare:andevenI,infinitelysuperiorthoughIamtoyou,amoflittleaccountamongthegreatnoblesofFlatland,whenceIhavecometovisityou,inthehopeofenlighteningyourignorance。\"

HearingthesewordstheKingadvancedtowardsmewithamenacingcryasiftopiercemethroughthediagonal;andinthatsamemomenttherearosefrommyriadsofhissubjectsamultitudinouswar-cry,increasinginvehemencetillatlastmethoughtitrivalledtheroarofanarmyofahundredthousandIsosceles,andtheartilleryofathousandPentagons。Spell-boundandmotionless,Icouldneitherspeaknormovetoaverttheimpendingdestruction;

andstillthenoisegrewlouder,andtheKingcamecloser,whenIawoketofindthebreakfast-bellrecallingmetotherealitiesofFlatland。

Section15。ConcerningaStrangerfromSpacelandFromdreamsIproceedtofacts。

Itwasthelastdayofthe1999thyearofourera。

Thepatteringoftherainhadlongagoannouncednightfall;

andIwassittinginthecompanyofmywife,musingontheeventsofthepastandtheprospectsofthecomingyear,thecomingcentury,thecomingMillennium。

[Note:WhenIsay\"sitting\",ofcourseIdonotmeananychangeofattitudesuchasyouinSpacelandsignifybythatword;

foraswehavenofeet,wecannomore\"sit\"nor\"stand\"

(inyoursenseoftheword)thanoneofyoursolesorflounders。

Nevertheless,weperfectlywellrecognizethedifferentmentalstatesofvolitionimpliedin\"lying\",\"sitting\",and\"standing\",whicharetosomeextentindicatedtoabeholderbyaslightincreaseoflustrecorrespondingtotheincreaseofvolition。

Butonthis,andathousandotherkindredsubjects,timeforbidsmetodwell。]

MyfourSonsandtwoorphanGrandchildrenhadretiredtotheirseveralapartments;andmywifealoneremainedwithmetoseetheoldMillenniumoutandthenewonein。

Iwasraptinthought,ponderinginmymindsomewordsthathadcasuallyissuedfromthemouthofmyyoungestGrandson,amostpromisingyoungHexagonofunusualbrilliancyandperfectangularity。HisunclesandIhadbeengivinghimhisusualpracticallessoninSightRecognition,turningourselvesuponourcentres,nowrapidly,nowmoreslowly,andquestioninghimastoourpositions;andhisanswershadbeensosatisfactorythatIhadbeeninducedtorewardhimbygivinghimafewhintsonArithmetic,asappliedtoGeometry。

TakingnineSquares,eachanincheveryway,IhadputthemtogethersoastomakeonelargeSquare,withasideofthreeinches,andIhadhenceprovedtomylittleGrandsonthat——thoughitwasimpossibleforustoSEEtheinsideoftheSquare——

yetwemightascertainthenumberofsquareinchesinaSquarebysimplysquaringthenumberofinchesintheside:\"andthus,\"

saidI,\"weknowthat3^2,or9,representsthenumberofsquareinchesinaSquarewhosesideis3incheslong。\"

ThelittleHexagonmeditatedonthisawhileandthensaidtome;

\"Butyouhavebeenteachingmetoraisenumberstothethirdpower:

Isuppose3^3mustmeansomethinginGeometry;whatdoesitmean?\"

\"Nothingatall,\"repliedI,\"notatleastinGeometry;

forGeometryhasonlyTwoDimensions。\"AndthenIbegantoshewtheboyhowaPointbymovingthroughalengthofthreeinchesmakesaLineofthreeinches,whichmayberepresentedby3;

andhowaLineofthreeinches,movingparalleltoitselfthroughalengthofthreeinches,makesaSquareofthreeincheseveryway,whichmayberepresentedby3^2。

Uponthis,myGrandson,againreturningtohisformersuggestion,tookmeuprathersuddenlyandexclaimed,\"Well,then,ifaPointbymovingthreeinches,makesaLineofthreeinchesrepresentedby3;andifastraightLineofthreeinches,movingparalleltoitself,makesaSquareofthreeincheseveryway,representedby3^2;itmustbethataSquareofthreeincheseveryway,movingsomehowparalleltoitself(butIdon’tseehow)

mustmakeSomethingelse(butIdon’tseewhat)ofthreeincheseveryway——andthismustberepresentedby3^3。\"

\"Gotobed,\"saidI,alittleruffledbythisinterruption:

\"ifyouwouldtalklessnonsense,youwouldremembermoresense。\"

SomyGrandsonhaddisappearedindisgrace;andthereIsatbymyWife’sside,endeavouringtoformaretrospectoftheyear1999

andofthepossibilitiesoftheyear2000,butnotquiteabletoshakeoffthethoughtssuggestedbytheprattleofmybrightlittleHexagon。Onlyafewsandsnowremainedinthehalf-hourglass。

RousingmyselffrommyreverieIturnedtheglassNorthwardforthelasttimeintheoldMillennium;andintheact,Iexclaimedaloud,\"Theboyisafool。\"

StraightwayIbecameconsciousofaPresenceintheroom,andachillingbreaththrilledthroughmyverybeing。

\"Heisnosuchthing,\"criedmyWife,\"andyouarebreakingtheCommandmentsinthusdishonouringyourownGrandson。\"

ButItooknonoticeofher。LookingroundineverydirectionIcouldseenothing;yetstillIFELTaPresence,andshiveredasthecoldwhispercameagain。Istartedup。\"Whatisthematter?\"

saidmyWife,\"thereisnodraught;whatareyoulookingfor?

Thereisnothing。\"Therewasnothing;andIresumedmyseat,againexclaiming,\"Theboyisafool,Isay;3^3canhavenomeaninginGeometry。\"Atoncetherecameadistinctlyaudiblereply,\"Theboyisnotafool;and3^3hasanobviousGeometricalmeaning。\"

MyWifeaswellasmyselfheardthewords,althoughshedidnotunderstandtheirmeaning,andbothofussprangforwardinthedirectionofthesound。WhatwasourhorrorwhenwesawbeforeusaFigure!AtthefirstglanceitappearedtobeaWoman,seensideways;butamoment’sobservationshewedmethattheextremitiespassedintodimnesstoorapidlytorepresentoneoftheFemaleSex;andIshouldhavethoughtitaCircle,onlythatitseemedtochangeitssizeinamannerimpossibleforaCircleorforanyregularFigureofwhichIhadhadexperience。

ButmyWifehadnotmyexperience,northecoolnessnecessarytonotethesecharacteristics。WiththeusualhastinessandunreasoningjealousyofherSex,sheflewatoncetotheconclusionthataWomanhadenteredthehousethroughsomesmallaperture。

\"Howcomesthispersonhere?\"sheexclaimed,\"youpromisedme,mydear,thatthereshouldbenoventilatorsinournewhouse。\"

\"Norarethereany,\"saidI;\"butwhatmakesyouthinkthatthestrangerisaWoman?IseebymypowerofSightRecognition————\"

\"Oh,IhavenopatiencewithyourSightRecognition,\"repliedshe,\"’Feelingisbelieving’and’AStraightLinetothetouchisworthaCircletothesight’\"——twoProverbs,verycommonwiththeFrailerSexinFlatland。

\"Well,\"saidI,forIwasafraidofirritatingher,\"ifitmustbeso,demandanintroduction。\"Assuminghermostgraciousmanner,myWifeadvancedtowardstheStranger,\"Permitme,Madam,tofeelandbefeltby————\"then,suddenlyrecoiling,\"Oh!

itisnotaWoman,andtherearenoangleseither,notatraceofone。

CanitbethatIhavesomisbehavedtoaperfectCircle?\"

\"Iamindeed,inacertainsenseaCircle,\"repliedtheVoice,\"andamoreperfectCirclethananyinFlatland;buttospeakmoreaccurately,IammanyCirclesinone。\"Thenheaddedmoremildly,\"Ihaveamessage,dearMadam,toyourhusband,whichImustnotdeliverinyourpresence;and,ifyouwouldsufferustoretireforafewminutes————\"ButmyWifewouldnotlistentotheproposalthatouraugustVisitorshouldsoincommodehimself,andassuringtheCirclethatthehourofherownretirementhadlongpassed,withmanyreiteratedapologiesforherrecentindiscretion,sheatlastretreatedtoherapartment。

Iglancedatthehalf-hourglass。Thelastsandshadfallen。

ThethirdMillenniumhadbegun。

Section16。HowtheStrangervainlyendeavouredtorevealtomeinwordsthemysteriesofSpacelandAssoonasthesoundofthePeace-cryofmydepartingWifehaddiedaway,IbegantoapproachtheStrangerwiththeintentionoftakinganearerviewandofbiddinghimbeseated:

buthisappearancestruckmedumbandmotionlesswithastonishment。

WithouttheslightestsymptomsofangularityheneverthelessvariedeveryinstantwithgradationsofsizeandbrightnessscarcelypossibleforanyFigurewithinthescopeofmyexperience。ThethoughtflashedacrossmethatImighthavebeforemeaburglarorcut-throat,somemonstrousIrregularIsosceles,who,byfeigningthevoiceofaCircle,hadobtainedadmissionsomehowintothehouse,andwasnowpreparingtostabmewithhisacuteangle。

Inasitting-room,theabsenceofFog(andtheseasonhappenedtoberemarkablydry),madeitdifficultformetotrusttoSightRecognition,especiallyattheshortdistanceatwhichIwasstanding。Desperatewithfear,Irushedforwardwithanunceremonious,\"Youmustpermitme,Sir——\"andfelthim。

MyWifewasright。Therewasnotthetraceofanangle,nottheslightestroughnessorinequality:neverinmylifehadImetwithamoreperfectCircle。HeremainedmotionlesswhileIwalkedroundhim,beginningfromhiseyeandreturningtoitagain。

Circularhewasthroughout,aperfectlysatisfactoryCircle;

therecouldnotbeadoubtofit。Thenfollowedadialogue,whichIwillendeavourtosetdownasnearasIcanrecollectit,omittingonlysomeofmyprofuseapologies——forIwascoveredwithshameandhumiliationthatI,aSquare,shouldhavebeenguiltyoftheimpertinenceoffeelingaCircle。ItwascommencedbytheStrangerwithsomeimpatienceatthelengthinessofmyintroductoryprocess。

STRANGER。Haveyoufeltmeenoughbythistime?Areyounotintroducedtomeyet?

I。MostillustriousSir,excusemyawkwardness,whicharisesnotfromignoranceoftheusagesofpolitesociety,butfromalittlesurpriseandnervousness,consequentonthissomewhatunexpectedvisit。AndIbeseechyoutorevealmyindiscretiontonoone,andespeciallynottomyWife。ButbeforeyourLordshipentersintofurthercommunications,wouldhedeigntosatisfythecuriosityofonewhowouldgladlyknowwhencehisVisitorcame?

STRANGER。FromSpace,fromSpace,Sir:whenceelse?

I。Pardonme,myLord,butisnotyourLordshipalreadyinSpace,yourLordshipandhishumbleservant,evenatthismoment?

STRANGER。Pooh!whatdoyouknowofSpace?DefineSpace。

I。Space,myLord,isheightandbreadthindefinitelyprolonged。

STRANGER。Exactly:youseeyoudonotevenknowwhatSpaceis。

YouthinkitisofTwoDimensionsonly;butIhavecometoannouncetoyouaThird——height,breadth,andlength。

I。YourLordshipispleasedtobemerry。Wealsospeakoflengthandheight,orbreadthandthickness,thusdenotingTwoDimensionsbyfournames。

STRANGER。ButImeannotonlythreenames,butThreeDimensions。

I。WouldyourLordshipindicateorexplaintomeinwhatdirectionistheThirdDimension,unknowntome?

STRANGER。Icamefromit。Itisupaboveanddownbelow。

I。MyLordmeansseeminglythatitisNorthwardandSouthward。

STRANGER。Imeannothingofthekind。Imeanadirectioninwhichyoucannotlook,becauseyouhavenoeyeinyourside。

I。Pardonme,myLord,amoment’sinspectionwillconvinceyourLordshipthatIhaveaperfectluminaryatthejunctureoftwoofmysides。

STRANGER。Yes:butinordertoseeintoSpaceyououghttohaveaneye,notonyourPerimeter,butonyourside,thatis,onwhatyouwouldprobablycallyourinside;butweinSpacelandshouldcallityourside。

I。Aneyeinmyinside!Aneyeinmystomach!YourLordshipjests。

STRANGER。Iaminnojestinghumour。ItellyouthatIcomefromSpace,or,sinceyouwillnotunderstandwhatSpacemeans,fromtheLandofThreeDimensionswhenceIbutlatelylookeddownuponyourPlanewhichyoucallSpaceforsooth。FromthatpositionofadvantageIdiscernedallthatyouspeakofasSOLID

(bywhichyoumean\"enclosedonfoursides\"),yourhouses,yourchurches,yourverychestsandsafes,yesevenyourinsidesandstomachs,alllyingopenandexposedtomyview。

I。Suchassertionsareeasilymade,myLord。

STRANGER。Butnoteasilyproved,youmean。ButImeantoprovemine。

WhenIdescendedhere,IsawyourfourSons,thePentagons,eachinhisapartment,andyourtwoGrandsonstheHexagons;

IsawyouryoungestHexagonremainawhilewithyouandthenretiretohisroom,leavingyouandyourWifealone。

IsawyourIsoscelesservants,threeinnumber,inthekitchenatsupper,andthelittlePageinthescullery。ThenIcamehere,andhowdoyouthinkIcame?

I。Throughtheroof,Isuppose。

STRANGER。Notso。Yourroof,asyouknowverywell,hasbeenrecentlyrepaired,andhasnoaperturebywhichevenaWomancouldpenetrate。ItellyouIcomefromSpace。AreyounotconvincedbywhatIhavetoldyouofyourchildrenandhousehold?

I。YourLordshipmustbeawarethatsuchfactstouchingthebelongingsofhishumbleservantmightbeeasilyascertainedbyanyoneintheneighbourhoodpossessingyourLordship’samplemeansofobtaininginformation。

STRANGER。(TOHIMSELF。)WhatmustIdo?Stay;onemoreargumentsuggestsitselftome。WhenyouseeaStraightLine——yourwife,forexample——howmanyDimensionsdoyouattributetoher?

I。YourLordshipwouldtreatmeasifIwereoneofthevulgarwho,beingignorantofMathematics,supposethataWomanisreallyaStraightLine,andonlyofOneDimension。No,no,myLord;

weSquaresarebetteradvised,andareaswellawareasyourLordshipthataWoman,thoughpopularlycalledaStraightLine,is,reallyandscientifically,averythinParallelogram,possessingTwoDimensions,liketherestofus,viz。,lengthandbreadth(orthickness)。

STRANGER。ButtheveryfactthataLineisvisibleimpliesthatitpossessesyetanotherDimension。

I。MyLord,IhavejustacknowledgedthataWomanisbroadaswellaslong。Weseeherlength,weinferherbreadth;

which,thoughveryslight,iscapableofmeasurement。

STRANGER。Youdonotunderstandme。ImeanthatwhenyouseeaWoman,youought——besidesinferringherbreadth——

toseeherlength,andtoSEEwhatwecallherHEIGHT;

althoughthatlastDimensionisinfinitesimalinyourcountry。

IfaLineweremerelengthwithout\"height\",itwouldceasetooccupySpaceandwouldbecomeinvisible。Surelyyoumustrecognizethis?

I。ImustindeedconfessthatIdonotintheleastunderstandyourLordship。WhenweinFlatlandseeaLine,weseelengthandBRIGHTNESS。Ifthebrightnessdisappears,theLineisextinguished,and,asyousay,ceasestooccupySpace。

ButamItosupposethatyourLordshipgivestobrightnessthetitleofaDimension,andthatwhatwecall\"bright\"youcall\"high\"?

STRANGER。No,indeed。By\"height\"ImeanaDimensionlikeyourlength:only,withyou,\"height\"isnotsoeasilyperceptible,beingextremelysmall。

I。MyLord,yourassertioniseasilyputtothetest。

YousayIhaveaThirdDimension,whichyoucall\"height\"。

Now,Dimensionimpliesdirectionandmeasurement。Dobutmeasuremy\"height\",ormerelyindicatetomethedirectioninwhichmy\"height\"extends,andIwillbecomeyourconvert。Otherwise,yourLordship’sownunderstandingmustholdmeexcused。

STRANGER。(TOHIMSELF。)Icandoneither。HowshallI

convincehim?Surelyaplainstatementoffactsfollowedbyoculardemonstrationoughttosuffice。——Now,Sir;listentome。

YouarelivingonaPlane。WhatyoustyleFlatlandisthevastlevelsurfaceofwhatImaycallafluid,on,orin,thetopofwhichyouandyourcountrymenmoveabout,withoutrisingaboveitorfallingbelowit。

IamnotaplaneFigure,butaSolid。YoucallmeaCircle;

butinrealityIamnotaCircle,butaninfinitenumberofCircles,ofsizevaryingfromaPointtoaCircleofthirteeninchesindiameter,oneplacedonthetopoftheother。WhenIcutthroughyourplaneasIamnowdoing,Imakeinyourplaneasectionwhichyou,veryrightly,callaCircle。ForevenaSphere——

whichismypropernameinmyowncountry——ifhemanifesthimselfatalltoaninhabitantofFlatland——mustneedsmanifesthimselfasaCircle。

Doyounotremember——forI,whoseeallthings,discernedlastnightthephantasmalvisionofLinelandwrittenuponyourbrain——

doyounotremember,Isay,how,whenyouenteredtherealmofLineland,youwerecompelledtomanifestyourselftotheKing,notasaSquare,butasaLine,becausethatLinearRealmhadnotDimensionsenoughtorepresentthewholeofyou,butonlyasliceorsectionofyou?Inpreciselythesameway,yourcountryofTwoDimensionsisnotspaciousenoughtorepresentme,abeingofThree,butcanonlyexhibitasliceorsectionofme,whichiswhatyoucallaCircle。

Thediminishedbrightnessofyoureyeindicatesincredulity。Butnowpreparetoreceiveproofpositiveofthetruthofmyassertions。

Youcannotindeedseemorethanoneofmysections,orCircles,atatime;foryouhavenopowertoraiseyoureyeoutoftheplaneofFlatland;butyoucanatleastseethat,asIriseinSpace,somysectionsbecomesmaller。Seenow,Iwillrise;andtheeffectuponyoureyewillbethatmyCirclewillbecomesmallerandsmallertillitdwindlestoapointandfinallyvanishes。

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Therewasno\"rising\"thatIcouldsee;buthediminishedandfinallyvanished。IwinkedonceortwicetomakesurethatIwasnotdreaming。Butitwasnodream。Forfromthedepthsofnowherecameforthahollowvoice——closetomyheartitseemed——

\"AmIquitegone?Areyouconvincednow?Well,nowIwillgraduallyreturntoFlatlandandyoushallseemysectionbecomelargerandlarger。\"

EveryreaderinSpacelandwilleasilyunderstandthatmymysteriousGuestwasspeakingthelanguageoftruthandevenofsimplicity。Buttome,proficientthoughIwasinFlatlandMathematics,itwasbynomeansasimplematter。

TheroughdiagramgivenabovewillmakeitcleartoanySpacelandchildthattheSphere,ascendinginthethreepositionsindicatedthere,mustneedshavemanifestedhimselftome,ortoanyFlatlander,asaCircle,atfirstoffullsize,thensmall,andatlastverysmallindeed,approachingtoaPoint。Buttome,althoughIsawthefactsbeforeme,thecauseswereasdarkasever。

AllthatIcouldcomprehendwas,thattheCirclehadmadehimselfsmallerandvanished,andthathehadnowreappearedandwasrapidlymakinghimselflarger。

Whenheregainedhisoriginalsize,heheavedadeepsigh;

forheperceivedbymysilencethatIhadaltogetherfailedtocomprehendhim。AndindeedIwasnowincliningtothebeliefthathemustbenoCircleatall,butsomeextremelycleverjuggler;

orelsethattheoldwives’talesweretrue,andthatafterallthereweresuchpeopleasEnchantersandMagicians。

Afteralongpausehemutteredtohimself,\"Oneresourcealoneremains,ifIamnottoresorttoaction。ImusttrythemethodofAnalogy。\"

Thenfollowedastilllongersilence,afterwhichhecontinuedourdialogue。

SPHERE。Tellme,Mr。Mathematician;ifaPointmovesNorthward,andleavesaluminouswake,whatnamewouldyougivetothewake?

I。AstraightLine。

SPHERE。AndastraightLinehashowmanyextremities?

I。Two。

SPHERE。NowconceivetheNorthwardstraightLinemovingparalleltoitself,EastandWest,sothateverypointinitleavesbehinditthewakeofastraightLine。WhatnamewillyougivetotheFiguretherebyformed?WewillsupposethatitmovesthroughadistanceequaltotheoriginalstraightLine。——Whatname,Isay?

I。ASquare。

SPHERE。AndhowmanysideshasaSquare?Howmanyangles?

I。Foursidesandfourangles。

SPHERE。Nowstretchyourimaginationalittle,andconceiveaSquareinFlatland,movingparalleltoitselfupward。

I。What?Northward?

SPHERE。No,notNorthward;upward;outofFlatlandaltogether。

IfitmovedNorthward,theSouthernpointsintheSquarewouldhavetomovethroughthepositionspreviouslyoccupiedbytheNorthernpoints。

Butthatisnotmymeaning。

ImeanthateveryPointinyou——foryouareaSquareandwillservethepurposeofmyillustration——everyPointinyou,thatistosayinwhatyoucallyourinside,istopassupwardsthroughSpaceinsuchawaythatnoPointshallpassthroughthepositionpreviouslyoccupiedbyanyotherPoint;buteachPointshalldescribeastraightLineofitsown。ThisisallinaccordancewithAnalogy;

surelyitmustbecleartoyou。

Restrainingmyimpatience——forIwasnowunderastrongtemptationtorushblindlyatmyVisitorandtoprecipitatehimintoSpace,oroutofFlatland,anywhere,sothatIcouldgetridofhim——

Ireplied:——

\"AndwhatmaybethenatureoftheFigurewhichIamtoshapeoutbythismotionwhichyouarepleasedtodenotebytheword’upward’?

IpresumeitisdescribableinthelanguageofFlatland。\"

SPHERE。Oh,certainly。Itisallplainandsimple,andinstrictaccordancewithAnalogy——only,bytheway,youmustnotspeakoftheresultasbeingaFigure,butasaSolid。

ButIwilldescribeittoyou。OrrathernotI,butAnalogy。

WebeganwithasinglePoint,whichofcourse——beingitselfaPoint——hasonlyONEterminalPoint。

OnePointproducesaLinewithTWOterminalPoints。

OneLineproducesaSquarewithFOURterminalPoints。

Nowyoucangiveyourselftheanswertoyourownquestion:1,2,4,areevidentlyinGeometricalProgression。Whatisthenextnumber?

I。Eight。

SPHERE。Exactly。TheoneSquareproducesaSOMETHING-WHICH-

YOU-DO-NOT-AS-YET-KNOW-A-NAME-FOR-BUT-WHICH-WE-CALL-A-CUBE

withEIGHTterminalPoints。Nowareyouconvinced?

I。AndhasthisCreaturesides,aswellasanglesorwhatyoucall\"terminalPoints\"?

SPHERE。Ofcourse;andallaccordingtoAnalogy。But,bytheway,notwhatYOUcallsides,butwhatWEcallsides。

YouwouldcallthemSOLIDS。

I。AndhowmanysolidsorsideswillappertaintothisBeingwhomIamtogeneratebythemotionofmyinsideinan\"upward\"direction,andwhomyoucallaCube?

SPHERE。Howcanyouask?Andyouamathematician!

Thesideofanythingisalways,ifImaysosay,oneDimensionbehindthething。Consequently,asthereisnoDimensionbehindaPoint,aPointhas0sides;aLine,ifImaysay,has2sides(forthePointsofaLinemaybecalledbycourtesy,itssides);

aSquarehas4sides;0,2,4;whatProgressiondoyoucallthat?

I。Arithmetical。