第4章

AsCulpepperenteredthegroveheheardloudvoices。Asheturnedtowardaclumpoftrees,afiguresobizarreandcharacteristicthatitmighthavebeenaresidentDaphne——afigureover-dressedincrimsonsilkandlace,withbarebrownarmsandshoulders,andawreathofhoneysuckle——steppedoutoftheshadow。Itwasfollowedbyaman。Culpepperstarted。Tocometothepointbriefly,herecognizedinthemanthefeaturesofhisrespecteduncle,ColonelStarbottle;inthefemale,aladywhomaybebrieflydescribedasonepossessingabsolutelynoclaimtoanintroductiontothepolitereader。Tohurryoverequallyunpleasantdetails,bothwereevidentlyundertheinfluenceofliquor。

Fromtheexcitedconversationthatensued,Culpeppergatheredthatsomeinsulthadbeenputupontheladyatapublicballwhichshehadattendedthatevening;thattheColonel,herescort,hadfailedtoresentitwiththesanguinarycompletenessthatshedesired。I

regretthat,eveninaliberalage,Imaynotrecordtheexactandevenpicturesquelanguageinwhichthiswasconveyedtoherhearers。Enoughthatatthecloseofafieryperoration,withfeminineinconsistencysheflewatthegallantColonel,andwouldhavevisitedherdelayedvengeanceuponhislucklesshead,butforthepromptinterferenceofCulpepper。Thwartedinthis,shethrewherselfupontheground,andthenintounpicturesquehysterics。

Therewasafinemorallesson,notonlyinthisgrotesqueperformanceofasexwhichcannotaffordtobegrotesque,butintheludicrousconcernwithwhichitinspiredthetwomen。Culpepper,towhomwomanwasmoreorlessangelic,waspainedandsympathetic;theColonel,towhomshewasmoreorlessimproper,wasexceedinglyterrifiedandembarrassed。Howbeitthestormwassoonover,andafterMistressDoloreshadreturnedalittledaggertoitssheath(hergarter),shequietlytookherselfoutofMadronoHollow,andhappilyoutofthesepagesforever。Thetwomen,lefttothemselves,conversedinlowtones。Dawnstoleuponthembeforetheyseparated:theColonelquitesoberedandinfullpossessionofhisusualjauntyself-assertion;Culpepperwithabalefulglowinhishollowcheek,andinhisdarkeyesarisingfire。

ThenextmorningthegeneralearofMadronoHollowwasfilledwithrumorsoftheColonel’smishap。ItwasassertedthathehadbeeninvitedtowithdrawhisfemalecompanionfromtheflooroftheAssemblyBallattheIndependenceHotel,andthat,failingtodothis,bothwereexpelled。Itistoberegrettedthatin1854

publicopinionwasdividedinregardtotheproprietyofthisstep,andthattherewassomediscussionastothecomparativevirtueoftheladieswhowerenotexpelled;butitwasgenerallyconcededthattherealcasusbelliwaspolitical。\"IsthisadashedPuritanmeeting?\"hadaskedtheColonel,savagely。\"It’snoPikeCountyshindig,\"hadrespondedthefloor-manager,cheerfully。\"You’reaYank!\"hadscreamedtheColonel,profanelyqualifyingthenoun。

\"Get!youborderruffian,\"wasthereply。Suchatleastwasthesubstanceofthereports。As,atthatsincereepoch,expressionsliketheabovewereusuallyfollowedbypromptaction,afracaswasconfidentlylookedfor。

Nothing,however,occurred。ColonelStarbottlemadehisappearancenextdayuponthestreetswithsomewhatofhisusualpomposity,alittlerestrainedbythepresenceofhisnephew,whoaccompaniedhim,andwho,asauniversalfavorite,alsoexercisedsomerestraintuponthecuriousandimpertinent。ButCulpepper’sfaceworealookofanxietyquiteatvariancewithhisusualgraverepose。\"TheDondon’tseemtotaketheoldman’sset-backkindly,\"observedthesympathizingblacksmith。\"P’r’apshewassweetonDoloreshimself,\"suggestedthescepticalexpressman。

Itwasabrightmorning,aweekafterthisoccurrence,thatMissJoFolinsbeesteppedfromhergardenintotheroad。Thistimethelatchdidnotclickasshecautiouslyclosedthegatebehindher。

Afteramoment’sirresolution,whichwouldhavebeenawkwardbutthatitwascharminglyemployed,afterthemannerofhersex,inadjustingabowunderadimpledbutratherprominentchin,andinpullingdownthefingersofaneatlyfittingglove,shetrippedtowardthesettlement。Smallwonderthatapassingteamsterdrovehissixmulesintothewaysideditchandimperilledhisload,tokeepthedustfromherspotlessgarments;smallwonderthatthe\"LightningExpress\"withhelditsspeedandflashtoletherpass,andthattheexpressman,whohadneverbeenknowntoexchangemorethanrapidmonosyllableswithhisfellow-man,gazedafterherwithbreathlessadmiration。Forshewascertainlyattractive。InacountrywheretheornamentalsexfollowedtheexampleofyouthfulNature,andwerepronetooverdressandglaringefflorescence,MissJo’ssimpleandtastefulraimentaddedmuchtothephysicalcharmof,ifitdidnotactuallysuggestasentimentto,herpresence。

ItissaidthatEuchre-deckBilly,workinginthegulchatthecrossing,neversawMissFolinsbeepassbutthathealwaysremarkedapologeticallytohispartner,that\"hebelievedheMUSTwritealetterhome。\"EvenBillMasters,whosawherinParispresentedtothefavorablecriticismofthatmostfastidiousman,thelateEmperor,saidthatshewasstunning,butabigdiscountonwhatshewasatMadronoHollow。

Itwasstillearlymorning,butthesun,withCaliforniaextravagance,hadalreadybeguntobeathotlyonthelittlechiphatandblueribbons,andMissJowasobligedtoseektheshadeofabypath。Hereshereceivedthetimidadvancesofavagabondyellowdoggraciously,until,emboldenedbyhissuccess,heinsisteduponaccompanyingher,and,becomingslobberinglydemonstrative,threatenedherspotlessskirtwithhisdustypaws,whenshedrovehimfromherwithsomeslightacerbity,andastonewhichhaplyfellwithinfiftyfeetofitsdestinedmark。Havingthusprovedherabilitytodefendherself,withcharacteristicinconsistencyshetookasmallpanic,and,gatheringherwhiteskirtsinonehand,andholdingthebrimofherhatoverhereyeswiththeother,sheranswiftlyatleastahundredyardsbeforeshestopped。Thenshebeganpickingsomefernsandafewwild-flowersstillsparedtothewitheredfields,andthenasuddendistrustofhersmallanklesseizedher,andsheinspectedthemnarrowlyforthoseburrsandbugsandsnakeswhicharesupposedtolieinwaitforhelplesswomanhood。Thenshepluckedsomegoldenheadsofwildoats,andwithasuddeninspirationplacedtheminherblackhair,andthencamequiteunconsciouslyuponthetrailleadingtoMadronoHollow。

Hereshehesitated。Beforeherranthelittletrail,vanishingatlastintotheboskydepthsbelow。Thesunwasveryhot。Shemustbeveryfarfromhome。Whyshouldshenotrestawhileundertheshadeofamadrono?

Sheansweredthesequestionsbygoingthereatonce。Afterthoroughlyexploringthegrove,andsatisfyingherselfthatitcontainednootherlivinghumancreature,shesatdownunderoneofthelargesttrees,withasatisfactorylittlesigh。MissJolovedthemadrono。Itwasacleanlytree;nodusteverlayuponitsvarnishedleaves;itsimmaculateshadeneverwasknowntoharborgruborinsect。

Shelookedupattherosyarmsinterlockedandarchedaboveherhead。Shelookeddownatthedelicatefernsandcryptogamsatherfeet。Somethingglitteredattherootofthetree。Shepickeditup;itwasabracelet。Sheexamineditcarefullyforcipherorinscription;therewasnone。Shecouldnotresistanaturaldesiretoclaspitonherarm,andtosurveyitfromthatadvantageousview-point。Thisabsorbedherattentionforsomemoments;andwhenshelookedupagainshebeheldatalittledistanceCulpepperStarbottle。

Hewasstandingwherehehadhalted,withinstinctivedelicacy,onfirstdiscoveringher。Indeed,hehadevendeliberatedwhetherheoughtnottogoawaywithoutdisturbingher。Butsomefascinationheldhimtothespot。Wonderfulpowerofhumanity!FarbeyondjuttedanoutlyingspuroftheSierra,vast,compact,andsilent。

Scarcelyahundredyardsaway,aleague-longchasmdroppeditssheerwallsofgraniteathousandfeet。Oneverysideroseuptheserriedranksofpine-trees,inwhoseclose-setfilescenturiesofstormandchangehadwroughtnobreach。YetallthisseemedtoCulpeppertohavebeenplannedbyanall-wiseProvidenceasthenaturalbackgroundtothefigureofaprettygirlinayellowdress。

AlthoughMissJohadconfidentlyexpectedtomeetCulpeppersomewhereinherramble,nowthathecameuponhersuddenly,shefeltdisappointedandembarrassed。Hismanner,too,wasmorethanusuallygraveandserious;andmorethaneverseemedtojaruponthataudaciouslevitywhichwasthisgiddygirl’spowerandsecurityinasocietywhereallfeelingwasdangerous。Asheapproachedhersherosetoherfeet,butalmostbeforesheknewithehadtakenherhandanddrawnhertoaseatbesidehim。ThiswasnotwhatMissJohadexpected,butnothingissodifficulttopredicateastheexactpreliminariesofadeclarationoflove。

WhatdidCulpeppersay?Nothing,Ifear,thatwilladdanythingtothewisdomofthereader;nothing,Ifear,thatMissJohadnotheardsubstantiallyfromotherlipsbefore。Buttherewasacertainconviction,fire-speed,andfuryinthemannerthatwasdeliciouslynoveltotheyounglady。Itwascertainlysomethingtobecourtedinthenineteenthcenturywithallthepassionandextravaganceofthesixteenth;itwassomethingtohear,amidtheslangofafrontiersociety,thelanguageofknight-errantrypouredintoherearbythislantern-jawed,dark-broweddescendantoftheCavaliers。

Idonotknowthattherewasanythingmoreinit。Thefacts,however,gotoshowthatatacertainpointMissJodroppedherglove,andthatinrecoveringitCulpepperpossessedhimselffirstofherhandandthenherlips。WhentheystooduptogoCulpepperhadhisarmaroundherwaist,andherblackhair,withitssheafofgoldenoats,restedagainstthebreastpocketofhiscoat。ButeventhenIdonotthinkherfancywasentirelycaptive。ShetookacertainsatisfactioninthisdemonstrationofCulpepper’ssplendidheight,andmentallycompareditwithaformerflame,onelieutenantMcMirk,anactive,butunder-sizedHector,whosubsequentlyfellavictimtotheincautiouslycomposedandmonotonousbeveragesofafrontiergarrison。Norwasshesomuchpreoccupiedbutthatherquickeyes,evenwhileabsorbingCulpepper’sglances,wereyetabletodetect,atadistance,thefigureofamanapproaching。InaninstantsheslippedoutofCulpepper’sarm,and,whippingherhandsbehindher,said,\"There’sthathorridman!\"

Culpepperlookedupandbeheldhisrespectedunclepantingandblowingoverthehill。HisbrowcontractedasheturnedtoMissJo:\"Youdon’tlikemyuncle!\"

\"Ihatehim!\"MissJowasrecoveringherreadytongue。

Culpepperblushed。HewouldhavelikedtoenteruponsomedetailsoftheColonel’spedigreeandexploits,buttherewasnottime。Heonlysmiledsadly。ThesmilemeltedMissJo。Sheheldoutherhandquickly,andsaidwithevenmorethanherusualeffrontery,\"Don’tletthatmangetyouintoanytrouble。Takecareofyourself,dear,anddon’tletanythinghappentoyou。\"

MissJointendedthisspeechtobepathetic;thetenureoflifeamongherlovershadhithertobeenveryuncertain。Culpepperturnedtowardher,butshehadalreadyvanishedinthethicket。

TheColonelcameuppanting。\"I’velookedallovertownforyou,andbedashedtoyou,sir。Whowasthatwithyou?\"

\"Alady。\"(Culpepperneverlied,buthewasdiscreet。)

\"D——m’emall!Lookyar,Culp,I’vespottedthemanwhogavetheordertoputmeoffthefloor\"(\"flo\"waswhattheColonelsaid)

\"theothernight!\"

\"Whowasit?\"askedCulpepper,listlessly。

\"JackFolinsbee。\"

\"Who?\"

\"Why,thesonofthatdashednigger-worshippingpsalm-singingPuritanYankee。What’sthematter,now?Lookyar,Culp,youain’tgoin’backonyourblood,ar’ye?Youain’tgoin’backonyourword?Yeain’tgoingdownatthefeetofthistrash,likeawhippedhound?\"

Culpepperwassilent。Hewasverywhite。Presentlyhelookedupandsaidquietly。\"No。\"

CulpepperStarbottlehadchallengedJackFolinsbee,andthechallengewasaccepted。ThecauseallegedwastheexpellingofCulpepper’sunclefromtheflooroftheAssemblyBallbytheorderofFolinsbee。ThismuchMadronoHollowknewandcouldswearto;

buttherewereotherstrangerumorsafloat,ofwhichtheblacksmithwasanableexpounder。\"Yousee,gentlemen,\"hesaidtothecrowdgatheredaroundhisanvil,\"Iain’tgotnotheoryofthisaffair,I

onlygiveafewfactsashavecometomyknowledge。CulpepperandJackmeetsquiteaccidentallikeinBob’ssaloon。JackgoesuptoCulpepperandsays,’Awordwithyou。’Culpepperbowsandstepsasideinthisway,JackstandingaboutHERE。\"(Theblacksmithdemonstratesthepositionofthepartieswithtwooldhorseshoesontheanvil。)\"Jackpullsabraceletfromhispocketandsays,’Doyouknowthatbracelet?’Culpeppersays,’Idonot,’quitecool-

likeandeasy。Jacksays,’Yougaveittomysister。’Culpeppersays,stillcoolasyouplease,’Ididnot。’Jacksays,’Youlie,G-dd-mnyou,’anddrawshisderringer。Culpepperjumpsforwardabouthere\"(referenceismadetothediagram)\"andJackfires。

Nobodyhit。It’samightycur’o’sthing,gentlemen,\"continuedtheblacksmith,droppingsuddenlyintotheabstract,andleaningmeditativelyonhisanvil,——\"it’samightycur’o’sthingthatnobodygetshitsooften。Youandmeemptiesourrevolverssociablyateachotheroveralittlegame,andtheroomfullandnobodygetshit!That’swhatgetsme。\"

\"Nevermind,Thompson,\"chimedinBillMasters,\"there’sanotherandabetterworldwhereweshallknowallthatand——becomebettershots。Goonwithyourstory。\"

\"Well,somegrabsCulpepperandsomegrabsJack,andsoseparatesthem。ThenJacktells’emashowhehadseenhissisterwearabraceletwhichheknewwasonethathadbeengiventoDoloresbyColonelStarbottle。ThatMissJowouldn’tsaywhereshegotit,butowneduptohavingseenCulpepperthatday。Thenthemostcur’o’sthingofityet,whatdoesCulpepperdobutriseupandtakesallbackthathesaid,andallowsthatheDIDgiveherthebracelet。Nowmyopinion,gentlemen,isthathelied;itain’tlikethatmantogiveagalthatherespectsanythingoffofthatpiece,Dolores。Butit’sallthesamenow,andthere’sbutonethingtobedone。\"

ThewaythisonethingwasdonebelongstotherecordofMadronoHollow。Themorningwasbrightandclear;theairwasslightlychill,butthatwasfromthemistwhicharosealongthebanksoftheriver。Asearlyassixo’clockthedesignatedground——alittleopeninginthemadronogrove——wasoccupiedbyCulpepperStarbottle,ColonelStarbottle,hissecond,andthesurgeon。TheColonelwasexaltedandexcited,albeitinaratherimposing,dignifiedway,andpointedouttothesurgeontheexcellenceoftheground,whichatthathourwaswhollyshadedfromthesun,whosesteadystareismoreorlessdiscomposingtoyourduellist。Thesurgeonthrewhimselfonthegrassandsmokedhiscigar。Culpepper,quietandthoughtful,leanedagainstatreeandgazeduptheriver。Therewasastrangesuggestionofapicnicaboutthegroup,whichwasheightenedwhentheColoneldrewabottlefromhiscoat-tails,and,takingapreliminarydraught,offeredittotheothers。\"Cocktails,sir,\"heexplainedwithdignifiedprecision。\"Agentleman,sir,shouldnevergooutwithout’em。Keepsoffthemorningchill。I

remembergoingoutin’53withHankBoompirater。Goodged,sir,themanhadtoputonhisovercoat,andwasshotinit。Fact。\"

ButthenoiseofwheelsdrownedtheColonel’sreminiscences,andarapidlydrivenbuggy,containingJackFolinsbee,CalhounBungstarter,hissecond,andBillMasters,drewupontheground。

JackFolinsbeeleapedoutgayly。\"Ihadthejolliestworktogetawaywithoutthegovernor’shearing,\"hebegan,addressingthegroupbeforehimwiththegreatestvolubility。CalhounBungstartertouchedhisarm,andtheyoungmanblushed。Itwashisfirstduel。

\"Ifyouareready,gentlemen,\"saidMr。Bungstarter,\"wehadbetterproceedtobusiness。Ibelieveitisunderstoodthatnoapologywillbeofferedoraccepted。Wemayaswellsettlepreliminariesatonce,orIfearweshallbeinterrupted。ThereisarumorintownthattheVigilanceCommitteeareseekingourfriendstheStarbottles,andIbelieve,astheirfellow-countryman,Ihavethehonortobeincludedintheirwarrant。\"

Atthisprobabilityofinterruption,thatgravitywhichhadhithertobeenwantingfelluponthegroup。Thepreliminariesweresoonarrangedandtheprincipalsplacedinposition。Thentherewasasilence。

Toaspectatorfromthehill,impressedwiththepicnicsuggestion,whatmighthavebeenthepoppingoftwochampagnecorksbrokethestillness。

Culpepperhadfiredintheair。ColonelStarbottleutteredalowcurse。JackFolinsbeesulkilydemandedanothershot。

Againthepartiesstoodopposedtoeachother。Againthewordwasgiven,andwhatseemedtobethesimultaneousreportofbothpistolsroseupontheair。ButafteranintervalofafewsecondsallweresurprisedtoseeCulpepperslowlyraisehisunexplodedweaponandfireitharmlesslyabovehishead。Then,throwingthepistolupontheground,hewalkedtoatreeandleanedsilentlyagainstit。

JackFolinsbeeflewintoaparoxysmoffury。ColonelStarbottleravedandswore。Mr。Bungstarterwasproperlyshockedattheirconduct。\"Really,gentlemen,ifMr。CulpepperStarbottledeclinesanothershot,Idonotseehowwecanproceed。\"

ButtheColonel’sbloodwasup,andJackFolinsbeewasequallyimplacable。Ahurriedconsultationensued,whichendedbyColonelStarbottletakinghisnephew’splaceasprincipal,BillMastersactingassecond,viceMr。Bungstarter,whodeclinedallfurtherconnectionwiththeaffair。

TwodistinctreportsrangthroughtheHollow。JackFolinsbeedroppedhissmokingpistol,tookastepforward,andthendroppedheavilyuponhisface。

Inamomentthesurgeonwasathisside。Theconfusionwasheightenedbythetramplingofhoofs,andthevoiceoftheblacksmithbiddingthemfleefortheirlivesbeforethecomingstorm。Amomentmoreandthegroundwascleared,andthesurgeon,lookingup,beheldonlythewhitefaceofCulpepperbendingoverhim。

\"Canyousavehim?\"

\"Icannotsay。Holduphisheadamoment,whileIruntothebuggy。\"

Culpepperpassedhisarmtenderlyaroundtheneckoftheinsensibleman。Presentlythesurgeonreturnedwithsomestimulants。

\"There,thatwilldo,Mr。Starbottle,thankyou。Nowmyadviceistogetawayfromherewhileyoucan。I’lllookafterFolinsbee。

Doyouhear?\"

Culpepper’sarmwasstillroundtheneckofhislatefoe,buthisheadhaddroopedandfallenonthewoundedman’sshoulder。Thesurgeonlookeddown,and,catchingsightofhisface,stoopedandliftedhimgentlyinhisarms。Heopenedhiscoatandwaistcoat。

Therewasblooduponhisshirt,andabullet-holeinhisbreast。

Hehadbeenshotuntodeathatthefirstfire。

THEPOETOFSIERRAFLAT。

Astheenterprisingeditorofthe\"SierraFlatRecord\"stoodathiscasesettingtypeforhisnextweek’spaper,hecouldnothelphearingthewoodpeckerswhowerebusyontheroofabovehishead。

Itoccurredtohimthatpossiblythebirdshadnotyetlearnedtorecognizeintherudestructureanyimprovementonnature,andthisideapleasedhimsomuchthatheincorporateditintheeditorialarticlewhichhewasthendoublycomposing。Fortheeditorwasalsoprinterofthe\"Record\";andalthoughthatremarkablejournalwasreputedtoexertapowerfeltthroughallCalaverasandagreaterpartofTuolumneCounty,stricteconomywasoneoftheconditionsofitsbeneficentexistence。

Thuspreoccupied,hewasstartledbythesuddenirruptionofasmallrollofmanuscript,whichwasthrownthroughtheopendoorandfellathisfeet。Hewalkedquicklytothethresholdandlookeddownthetangledtrailwhichledtothehigh-road。Buttherewasnothingtosuggestthepresenceofhismysteriouscontributor。Aharelimpedslowlyaway,agreen-and-goldlizardpauseduponapinestump,thewoodpeckersceasedtheirwork。Socompletehadbeenhissylvanseclusion,thathefounditdifficulttoconnectanyhumanagencywiththeact;ratherthehareseemedtohaveaninexpressiblyguiltylook,thewoodpeckerstomaintainasignificantsilence,andthelizardtobeconscience-strickenintostone。

Anexaminationofthemanuscript,however,correctedthisinjusticetodefencelessnature。Itwasevidentlyofhumanorigin,——beingverse,andofexceedingbadquality。Theeditorlaiditaside。Ashedidsohethoughthesawafaceatthewindow。Sallyingoutinsomeindignation,hepenetratedthesurroundingthicketineverydirection,buthissearchwasasfruitlessasbefore。Thepoet,ifitwerehe,wasgone。

Afewdaysafterthistheeditorialseclusionwasinvadedbyvoicesofalternateexpostulationandentreaty。Steppingtothedoor,theeditorwasamazedatbeholdingMr。MorganMcCorkle,awell-knowncitizenofAngelo,andasubscribertothe\"Record,\"intheactofurging,partlybyforceandpartlybyargument,anawkwardyoungmantowardthebuilding。Whenhehadfinallyeffectedhisobject,and,asitwere,safelylandedhisprizeinachair,Mr。McCorkletookoffhishat,carefullywipedthenarrowisthmusofforeheadwhichdividedhisblackbrowsfromhisstubbyhair,andwithanexplanatorywaveofhishandtowardhisreluctantcompanion,said,\"Abornedpoet,andthecussedestfoolyoueverseed!\"

Acceptingtheeditor’ssmileasarecognitionoftheintroduction,Mr。McCorklepantedandwenton:\"Didn’twanttocome!’MisterEditordon’twenttoseeme,Morg,’sezhe。’Milt,’sezI,’hedo;

abornedpoetlikeyouandagiftedgeniuslikeheoughtercometogethersociable!’AndIfetchedhim。Ah,willyer?\"Thebornpoethad,afterexhibitingsignsofgreatdistress,startedtorun。

ButMr。McCorklewasdownuponhiminstantly,seizinghimbyhislonglinencoat,andsettledhimbackinhischair。\"Tain’tnousestampeding。Yeryeareandyeryestays。Foryerabornedpoet,——

efyeareasshyasajackassrabbit。Lookat’imnow!\"

Hecertainlywasnotanattractivepicture。Therewashardlyanotablefeatureinhisweakface,excepthiseyes,whichweremoistandshyandnotunliketheanimaltowhichMr。McCorklehadcomparedhim。Itwasthefacethattheeditorhadseenatthewindow。

\"Knowedhimforfoweryear,——sincehewaraboy,\"continuedMr。

McCorkleinaloudwhisper。\"Allersthesame,blessyou!Canjerkarhymeaseasyasturnin’jack。Neverhadanyeddication;livedoutinMissoorayallhislife。Buthe’schockfullo’poetry。

On’ythismornin’sezItohim,——hecampsalongo’me,——’Milt!’sezI,’arebreakfastready?’andheupandanswersbackquitepeertandchipper,’Thebreakfastitisready,andthebirdsissingingfree,andit’srisin’inthedawnin’lightishappinesstome!’

Whenaman,\"saidMr。McCorkle,droppinghisvoicewithdeepsolemnity,\"getsoffthingslikethem,withoutanycalltodoit,andhandlin’flapjacksoveracookstoveatthesametime,——thatman’sabornedpoet。\"

Therewasanawkwardpause。Mr。McCorklebeamedpatronizinglyonhisprotege。Thebornpoetlookedasifheweremeditatinganotherflight,——notametaphoricalone。Theeditoraskedifhecoulddoanythingforthem。

\"Incourseyoucan,\"respondedMr。McCorkle,\"that’sjestit。

Milt,where’sthatpoetry!\"

Theeditor’scountenancefellasthepoetproducedfromhispocketarollofmanuscript。He,however,tookitmechanicallyandglancedoverit。Itwasevidentlyaduplicateoftheformermysteriouscontribution。

Theeditorthenspokebrieflybutearnestly。IregretthatIcannotrecallhisexactwords,butitappearedthatneverbefore,inthehistoryofthe\"Record,\"hadthepressurebeensogreatuponitscolumns。Mattersofparamountimportance,deeplyaffectingthematerialprogressofSierra,questionstouchingtheabsoluteintegrityofCalaverasandTuolumneassocialcommunities,wereevennowwaitingexpression。Weeks,nay,months,mustelapsebeforethatpressurewouldberemoved,andthe\"Record\"couldgrapplewithanybutthesternestoftopics。Again,theeditorhadnoticedwithpaintheabsolutedeclineofpoetryinthefoot-hillsoftheSierras。

EventheworksofByronandMooreattractednoattentioninDutchFlat,andaprejudiceseemedtoexistagainstTennysoninGrassValley。Buttheeditorwasnotwithouthopeforthefuture。Inthecourseoffourorfiveyears,whenthecountrywassettled,——

\"Whatwouldbethecosttoprintthisyer?\"interruptedMr。

McCorkle,quietly。

\"Aboutfiftydollars,asanadvertisement,\"respondedtheeditorwithcheerfulalacrity。

Mr。McCorkleplacedthesumintheeditor’shand。\"Yerseethet’swhatIseztoMilt,’Milt,’sezI,’payasyougo,foryouareabornedpoet。Hevinnocalltowrite,butdoin’itfreeandspontaneouslike,incourseyoupays。Thet’swhyMr。Editorneverprintedyourpoetry。’\"

\"WhatnameshallIputtoit?\"askedtheeditor。

\"Milton。\"

Itwasthefirstwordthatthebornpoethadspokenduringtheinterview,andhisvoicewassoverysweetandmusicalthattheeditorlookedathimcuriously,andwonderedifhehadasister。

\"Milton;isthatall?\"

\"Thet’shisfurstname,\"exclaimedMr。McCorkle。

Theeditorheresuggestedthatastherehadbeenanotherpoetofthatname——

\"Miltmightbetookforhim!Thet’sbad,\"reflectedMr。McCorklewithsimplegravity。\"Well,putdownhishullname,——MiltonChubbuck。\"

Theeditormadeanoteofthefact。\"I’llsetitupnow,\"hesaid。

Thiswasalsoahintthattheinterviewwasended。Thepoetandpatron,arminarm,drewtowardsthedoor。\"Innextweek’spaper,\"

saidtheeditor,smilingly,inanswertothechildlikelookofinquiryintheeyesofthepoet,andinanothermomenttheyweregone。

Theeditorwasasgoodashisword。Hestraight-waybetookhimselftohiscase,and,unrollingthemanuscript,beganhistask。Thewoodpeckersontheroofrecommencedtheirs,andinafewmomentstheformersylvanseclusionwasrestored。Therewasnosoundinthebarren,barn-likeroombutthebirdsabove,andbelowtheclickofthecomposing-ruleastheeditormarshalledthetypesintolinesinhisstick,andarrayedtheminsolidcolumnonthegalley。

Whatevermighthavebeenhisopinionofthecopybeforehim,therewasnoindicationofitinhisface,whichworethestolidindifferenceofhiscraft。Perhapsthiswasunfortunate,forasthedayworeonandthelevelraysofthesunbegantopiercetheadjacentthicket,theysoughtoutanddiscoveredananxiousambushedfiguredrawnupbesidetheeditor’swindow,——afigurethathadsattheremotionlessforhours。Within,theeditorworkedonassteadilyandimpassivelyasFate。Andwithout,thebornpoetofSierraFlatsatandwatchedhimaswaitingitsdecree。

TheeffectofthepoemonSierraFlatwasremarkableandunprecedented。Theabsolutevilenessofitsdoggerel,thegratuitousimbecilityofitsthought,andaboveallthecrowningaudacityofthefactthatitwastheworkofacitizenandpublishedinthecountypaper,broughtitinstantlyintopopularity。FormanymonthsCalaverashadlanguishedforasensation;sincethelastvigilancecommitteenothinghadtranspiredtodispelthelistlessennuibegottenofstagnantbusinessandgrowingcivilization。Inmoreprosperousmomentstheofficeofthe\"Record\"wouldhavebeensimplyguttedandtheeditordeported;atpresentthepaperwasinsuchdemandthattheeditionwasspeedilyexhausted。Inbrief,thepoemofMr。MiltonChubbuckcamelikeaspecialprovidencetoSierraFlat。Itwasreadbycamp-fires,inlonelycabins,inflaringbar-roomsandnoisysaloons,anddeclaimedfromtheboxesofstagecoaches。ItwassunginPokerFlatwiththeadditionofalocalchorus,anddancedasanunhallowedrhythmicdancebythePyrrhicphalanxofOneHorseGulch,knownas\"TheFestiveStagsofCalaveras。\"Someunhappyambiguitiesofexpressiongaverisetomanynewreadings,notes,andcommentaries,which,Iregrettostate,weremoreoftenmarkedbyingenuitythandelicacyofthoughtorexpression。

Neverbeforedidpoetacquiresuchsuddenlocalreputation。FromtheseclusionofMcCorkle’scabinandtheobscurityofculinarylabors,hewashaledforthintotheglowingsunshineofFame。ThenameofChubbuckwaswritteninlettersofchalkonunpaintedwalls,andcarvedwithapickonthesidesoftunnels。Adrinkknownvariouslyas\"TheChubbuckTranquillizer,\"or\"TheChubbuckExalter,\"wasdispensedatthebars。ForsomeweeksarudedesignforaChubbuckstatue,madeupofillustrationsfromcircusandmelodeonposters,representingthegeniusofCalaverasinbriefskirtsonaflyingsteedintheactofcrowningthepoetChubbuck,wasvisibleatKeeler’sFerry。Thepoethimselfwasoverbornewithinvitationstodrinkandextravagantcongratulations。ThemeetingbetweenColonelStarbottleofSiskyionandChubbuck,aspreviouslyarrangedbyour\"Boston,\"lateofRoaringCamp,issaidtohavebeenindescribablyaffecting。TheColonelembracedhimunsteadily。

\"IcouldnotreturntomyconstituentsatSiskyion,sir,ifthishand,whichhasgraspedthatofthegiftedPrenticeandthelamentedPoe,shouldnothavebeenhonoredbythetouchofthegodlikeChubbuck。Gentlemen,Americanliteratureislookingup。

Thankyou,Iwilltakesugarinmine。\"Itwas\"Boston\"whoinditedlettersofcongratulationsfromH。W。Longfellow,Tennyson,andBrowning,toMr。Chubbuck,depositedthemintheSierraFlatpost-

office,andobliginglyconsentedtodictatethereplies。

Thesimplefaithandunaffecteddelightwithwhichthesemanifestationswerereceivedbythepoetandhispatronmighthavetouchedtheheartsofthesegrimmastersofirony,butforthesuddenandequaldevelopmentinbothofthevarietyofweaknatures。Mr。McCorklebaskedinthepopularityofhisprotege,andbecamealternatelysuperciliousorpatronizingtowardthedwellersofSierraFlat;whilethepoet,withhaircarefullyoiledandcurled,andbedeckedwithcheapjewelryandflauntingneck-

handkerchief,paradedhimselfbeforethesinglehotel。Asmaybeimagined,thisnewdisclosureofweaknessaffordedintensesatisfactiontoSierraFlat,gaveanotherleaseofpopularitytothepoet,andsuggestedanotherideatothefacetious\"Boston。\"

Atthattimeayoungladypopularlyandprofessionallyknownasthe\"CaliforniaPet\"wasperformingtoenthusiasticaudiencesintheinterior。Herspecialtylayinthepersonationofyouthfulmasculinecharacter;asagaminofthestreetshewasirresistible,asanegro-dancershecarriedthehonestminer’sheartbystorm。A

saucy,prettybrunette,shehadpreservedawonderfulmoralreputationevenundertheJove-likeadvancesofshowersofgoldthatgreetedherappearanceonthestageatSierraFlat。A

prominentanddelightedmemberofthataudiencewasMiltonChubbuck。Heattendedeverynight。EverydayhelingeredatthedooroftheUnionHotelforaglimpseofthe\"CaliforniaPet。\"Itwasnotlongbeforehereceivedanotefromher,——in\"Boston’s\"

mostpopularandapprovedfemalehand,——acknowledginghisadmiration。Itwasnotlongbefore\"Boston\"wascalledupontoinditeasuitablereply。Atlast,infurtheranceofhisfacetiousdesign,itbecamenecessaryfor\"Boston\"tocallupontheyoungactressherselfandsecureherpersonalparticipation。Toherheunfoldedaplan,thesuccessfulcarryingoutofwhichhefeltwouldsecurehisfametoposterityasapracticalhumorist。The\"CaliforniaPet’s\"blackeyessparkledapprovinglyandmischievously。

Sheonlystipulatedthatsheshouldseethemanfirst,——aconcessiontoherfeminineweaknesswhichyearsofdancingJubaandwearingtrousersandbootshadnotwhollyeradicatedfromherwilfulbreast。

Byallmeans,itshouldbedone。Andtheinterviewwasarrangedforthenextweek。

ItmustnotbesupposedthatduringthisintervalofpopularityMr。

Chubbuckhadbeenunmindfulofhispoeticqualities。Acertainportionofeachdayhewasabsentfromtown,——\"acommunin’withnatur’,\"asMr。McCorkleexpressedit,——andactuallywanderinginthemountaintrails,orlyingonhisbackunderthetrees,orgatheringfragrantherbsandthebright-coloredberriesoftheMarzanita。Theseandhiscompanyhegenerallybroughttotheeditor’soffice,lateintheafternoon,oftentothatenterprisingjournalist’sinfiniteweariness。Quietanduncommunicative,hewouldsittherepatientlywatchinghimathisworkuntilthehourforclosingtheofficearrived,whenhewouldasquietlydepart。

Therewassomethingsohumbleandunobtrusiveinthesevisits,thattheeditorcouldnotfinditinhishearttodenythem,andacceptingthem,likethewoodpeckers,asapartofhissylvansurroundings,oftenforgotevenhispresence。Onceortwice,movedbysomebeautyofexpressioninthemoist,shyeyes,hefeltlikeseriouslyadmonishinghisvisitorofhisidlefolly;buthisglancefallingupontheoiledhairandthegorgeousnecktie,heinvariablythoughtbetterofit。Thecasewasevidentlyhopeless。

TheinterviewbetweenMr。Chubbuckandthe\"CaliforniaPet\"tookplaceinaprivateroomoftheUnionHotel;proprietybeingrespectedbythepresenceofthatarch-humorist,\"Boston。\"Tothisgentlemanweareindebtedfortheonlytrueaccountofthemeeting。

HoweverreticentMr。Chubbuckmighthavebeeninthepresenceofhisownsex,towardthefairerportionofhumanityhewas,likemostpoets,exceedinglyvoluble。Accustomedasthe\"CaliforniaPet\"hadbeentoexcessivecompliment,shewasfairlyembarrassedbytheextravagantpraisesofhervisitor。Herpersonationofboycharacters,herdancingofthe\"championjig,\"wereparticularlydweltuponwithfervidbutunmistakableadmiration。Atlast,recoveringheraudacityandemboldenedbythepresenceof\"Boston,\"

the\"CaliforniaPet\"electrifiedherhearersbydemanding,halfjestingly,halfviciously,ifitwereasaboyoragirlthatshewasthesubjectofhisflatteringadmiration。

\"Thatknockedhimouto’time,\"saidthedelighted\"Boston,\"inhissubsequentaccountoftheinterview。\"Butdoyoubelievethed————dfoolactuallyaskedhertotakehimwithher;wantedtoengageinthecompany。\"

Theplan,asbrieflyunfoldedby\"Boston,\"wastoprevailuponMr。

Chubbucktomakehisappearanceincostume(alreadydesignedandpreparedbytheinventor)beforeaSierraFlataudience,andreciteanoriginalpoemattheHallimmediatelyontheconclusionofthe\"CaliforniaPet’s\"performance。Atagivensignaltheaudienceweretoriseanddeliveravolleyofunsavoryarticles(previouslyprovidedbytheoriginatorofthescheme);thenaselectfewweretorushonthestage,seizethepoet,and,aftermarchinghimintriumphalprocessionthroughtown,weretodeposithimbeyonditsuttermostlimits,withstrictinjunctionsnevertoenteritagain。

Tothefirstpartoftheplanthepoetwascommitted,forthelatterportionitwaseasyenoughtofindparticipants。

Theeventfulnightcame,andwithitanaudiencethatpackedthelongnarrowroomwithonedensemassofhumanbeings。The\"CaliforniaPet\"neverhadbeensojoyous,soreckless,sofascinatingandaudaciousbefore。ButtheapplausewastameandweakcomparedtotheironicaloutburstthatgreetedthesecondrisingofthecurtainandtheentranceofthebornpoetofSierraFlat。Thentherewasahushofexpectancy,andthepoetsteppedtothefoot-lightsandstoodwithhismanuscriptinhishand。

Hisfacewasdeadlypale。Eithertherewassomesuggestionofhisfateinthefacesofhisaudience,orsomemysteriousinstincttoldhimofhisdanger。Heattemptedtospeak,butfaltered,tottered,andstaggeredtothewings。

Fearfuloflosinghisprey,\"Boston\"gavethesignalandleapeduponthestage。Butatthesamemomentalightfiguredartedfrombehindthescenes,anddeliveringakickthatsentthediscomfitedhumoristbackamongthemusicians,cutapigeon-wing,executedadouble-shuffle,andthenadvancingtothefoot-lightswiththatinimitablelook,thataudaciousswaggerandutterabandonwhichhadsothrilledandfascinatedthemamomentbefore,utteredthecharacteristicspeech:\"Wotareyougoin’tohitamanfur,whenhe’sdown,s-a-a-y?\"

Thelook,thedrawl,theaction,thereadiness,andaboveallthedownrightcourageofthelittlewoman,haditseffect。Aroarofsympatheticapplausefollowedtheact。\"Cutandrunwhileyoucan,\"shewhisperedhurriedlyoverheroneshoulder,withoutalteringtheother’sattitudeofpertandsaucydefiancetowardtheaudience。Butevenasshespokethepoettotteredandsankfaintinguponthestage。Thenshethrewadespairingwhisperbehindthescenes,\"Ringdownthecurtain。\"

Therewasaslightmovementofoppositionintheaudience,butamongthemrosetheburlyshouldersofYubaBill,thetall,erectfigureofHenryYorkofSandyBar,andthecolorless,determinedfaceofJohnOakhurst。Thecurtaincamedown。

Behinditkneltthe\"CaliforniaPet\"besidetheprostratepoet。

\"Bringmesomewater。Runforadoctor。Stop!!CLEAROUT,ALLOF

YOU!\"

Shehadunloosedthegaudycravatandopenedtheshirt-collaroftheinsensiblefigurebeforeher。Thensheburstintoanhystericallaugh。

\"Manuela!\"

Hertiring-woman,aMexicanhalf-breed,cametowardher。

\"Helpmewithhimtomydressing-room,quick;thenstandoutsideandwait。Ifanyonequestionsyou,tellthemhe’sgone。Doyouhear?HE’sgone。\"

Theoldwomandidasshewasbade。Inafewmomentstheaudiencehaddeparted。Beforemorningsoalsohadthe\"CaliforniaPet,\"

Manuela,and——thepoetofSierraFlat。

But,alas!withthemalsohaddepartedthefairfameofthe\"CaliforniaPet。\"Onlyafew,andtheseitistobefearedofnotthebestmoralcharacterthemselves,stillhadfaithinthestainlesshonoroftheirfavoriteactress。\"Itwasamightyfoolishthingtodo,butit’llallcomeoutrightyet。\"Ontheotherhand,amajoritygaveherfullcreditandapprobationforherundoubtedpluckandgallantry,butdeploredthatsheshouldhavethrownitawayuponaworthlessobject。ToelectforaloverthedespisedandridiculedvagrantofSierraFlat,whohadnoteventhemanlinesstostandupinhisowndefence,wasnotonlyevidenceofinherentmoraldepravity,butwasaninsulttothecommunity。

ColonelStarbottlesawinitonlyanotherinstanceoftheextremefrailtyofthesex;hehadknownsimilarcases;andremembereddistinctly,sir,howawell-knownPhiladelphiaheiress,oneofthefinestwomenthateverrodeinherkerridge,that,gad,sir!hadthrownoveraSouthernmemberofCongresstoconsortwithad————dnigger。TheColonelhadalsonoticedasingularlookinthedog’seyewhichhedidnotentirelyfancy。Hewouldnotsayanythingagainstthelady,sir,buthehadnoticed——AndherehaplytheColonelbecamesomysteriousanddarklyconfidentialastobeunintelligibleandinaudibletothebystanders。

AfewdaysafterthedisappearanceofMr。ChubbuckasingularreportreachedSierraFlat,anditwasnoticedthat\"Boston,\"whosincethefailureofhiselaboratejokehadbeenevenmoredepressedinspiritsthanishabitualwithgreathumorists,suddenlyfoundthathispresencewasrequiredinSanFrancisco。

Butasyetnothingbutthevaguestsurmiseswereafloat,andnothingdefinitewasknown。

Itwasapleasantafternoonwhentheeditorofthe\"SierraFlatRecord\"lookedupfromhiscaseandbeheldthefigureofMr。MorganMcCorklestandinginthedoorway。Therewasadistressedlookonthefaceofthatworthygentlemanthatatonceenlistedtheeditor’ssympathizingattention。Heheldanopenletterinhishand,asheadvancedtowardthemiddleoftheroom。

\"Asamanashasallersborneafairreputation,\"beganMr。

McCorkleslowly,\"Ishouldlike,ifsobeasIcould,MisterEditor,tomakeacorrectioninthecolumnsofyourvalooablepaper。\"

Mr。Editorbeggedhimtoproceed。

\"YemaynotdisrememberthataboutamonthagoIfetchedherewhatsobeaswe’llcallayoungmanwhosenamemightbeasitwereMilton——MiltonChubbuck。\"

Mr。Editorrememberedperfectly。

\"ThetsamepartyI’dknowedbetternorfoweryear,twoon’emcampin’outtogether。NotthatI’dknownhimallthetime,furhewarshyandstrangeatspellsandhadoddwaysthatItookwarnat’raltoabornedpoet。YemayrememberthatIsaidhewasabornedpoet?\"

Theeditordistinctlydid。

\"IpickedthissamepartyupinSt。Jo。,takin’afancytohisface,andkindercalklatinghe’drunn’dawayfromhome,——forI’mamarriedman,Mr。Editor,andhevchildrenofmyown,——andthinkin’

belikehewasabornedpoet。\"

\"Well?\"saidtheeditor。

\"AndasIsaidbefore,Ishouldlikenowtomakeacorrectioninthecolumnsofyourvalooablepaper。\"

\"Whatcorrection!\"askedtheeditor。

\"Isaid,efyouremembermywords,ashowhewasabornedpoet。\"

\"Yes。\"

\"FromstatementsinthisyerletteritseemsashowIwarwrong。\"

\"Well!\"

\"Shewarawoman。\"

THECHRISTMASGIFTTHATCAMETORUPERT。

ASTORYFORLITTLESOLDIERS。

ItwastheChristmasseasoninCalifornia,——aseasonoffallingrainandspringinggrasses。Therewereintervalswhen,throughdrivingcloudsandflyingscud,thesunvisitedthehaggardhillswithamiracle,anddeathandresurrectionwereasone,andoutoftheverythroesofdecayajoyouslifestruggledoutwardandupward。Eventhestormsthatsweptdownthedeadleavesnurturedthetenderbudsthattooktheirplaces。Therewerenoepisodesofsnowysilence;overthequickeningfieldsthefarmer’sploughsharehardfollowedthefurrowsleftbythelatestrains。PerhapsitwasforthisreasonthattheChristmasevergreenswhichdecoratedthedrawing-roomtookuponthemselvesaforeignaspect,andofferedaweirdcontrasttotheroses,seendimlythroughthewindows,asthesouthwestwindbeattheirsoftfacesagainstthepanes。

\"Now,\"saidtheDoctor,drawinghischairclosertothefire,andlookingmildlybutfirmlyatthesemicircleofflaxenheadsaroundhim,\"IwantitdistinctlyunderstoodbeforeIbeginmystory,thatIamnottobeinterruptedbyanyridiculousquestions。AtthefirstoneIshallstop。Atthesecond,Ishallfeelitmydutytoadministeradoseofcastor-oil,allaround。Theboythatmoveshislegsorarmswillbeunderstoodtoinviteamputation。Ihavebroughtmyinstrumentswithme,andneverallowpleasuretointerferewithmybusiness。Doyoupromise?\"

\"Yes,sir,\"saidsixsmallvoices,simultaneously。Thevolleywas,however,followedbyhalfadozendroppingquestions。

\"Silence!Bob,putyourfeetdown,andstoprattlingthatsword。

Florashallsitbymyside,likealittlelady,andbeanexampletotherest。FungTangshallstay,too,ifhelikes。Now,turndownthegasalittle;there,thatwilldo,——justenoughtomakethefirelookbrighter,andtoshowofftheChristmascandles。

Silence,everybody!Theboywhocracksanalmond,orbreathestooloudoverhisraisins,willbeputoutoftheroom?\"

Therewasaprofoundsilence。Boblaidhisswordtenderlyaside,andnursedhislegthoughtfully。Flora,aftercoquettishlyadjustingthepocketofherlittleapron,putherarmupontheDoctor’sshoulder,andpermittedherselftobedrawnbesidehim。

FungTang,thelittleheathenpage,whowaspermitted,onthisrareoccasion,tosharetheChristianrevelsinthedrawing-room,surveyedthegroupwithasmilethatwasatoncesweetandphilosophical。ThelighttickingofaFrenchclockonthemantel,supportedbyayoungshepherdessofbronzecomplexionandgreatsymmetryoflimb,wastheonlysoundthatdisturbedtheChristmas-

likepeaceoftheapartment,——apeacewhichheldtheodorsofevergreens,newtoys,cedar-boxes,glue,andvarnishinanharmoniouscombinationthatpassedallunderstanding。

\"Aboutfouryearsagoatthistime,\"begantheDoctor,\"Iattendedacourseoflecturesinacertaincity。Oneoftheprofessors,whowasasociable,kindlyman,——thoughsomewhatpracticalandhard-

headed,——invitedmetohishouseonChristmasnight。Iwasverygladtogo,asIwasanxioustoseeoneofhissons,who,thoughonlytwelveyearsold,wassaidtobeveryclever。IdarenottellyouhowmanyLatinversesthislittlefellowcouldrecite,orhowmanyEnglishoneshehadcomposed。Inthefirstplace,you’dwantmetorepeatthem;secondly,I’mnotajudgeofpoetry,LatinorEnglish。Buttherewerejudgeswhosaidtheywerewonderfulforaboy,andeverybodypredictedasplendidfutureforhim。Everybodybuthisfather。Heshookhisheaddoubtingly,wheneveritwasmentioned,for,asIhavetoldyou,hewasapractical,matter-of-

factman。

\"TherewasapleasantpartyattheProfessor’sthatnight。Allthechildrenoftheneighborhoodwerethere,andamongthemtheProfessor’scleverson,Rupert,astheycalledhim,——athinlittlechap,aboutastallasBobbythere,andasfairanddelicateasFlorabymyside。Hishealthwasfeeble,hisfathersaid;heseldomranaboutandplayedwithotherboys,preferringtostayathomeandbroodoverhisbooks,andcomposewhathecalledhisverses。

\"Well,wehadaChristmas-treejustlikethis,andwehadbeenlaughingandtalking,callingoffthenamesofthechildrenwhohadpresentsonthetree,andeverybodywasveryhappyandjoyous,whenoneofthechildrensuddenlyutteredacryofmingledsurpriseandhilarity,andsaid,’Here’ssomethingforRupert;andwhatdoyouthinkitis?’

\"Weallguessed。’Adesk’;’AcopyofMilton’;’Agoldpen’;’A

rhymingdictionary?’No?whatthen?’

\"’Adrum!’

\"’Awhat?’askedeverybody。

\"’Adrum!withRupert’snameonit?’

\"Sureenoughthereitwas。Agood-sized,bright,new,brass-bounddrum,withaslipofpaperonit,withtheinscription,’FOR

RUPERT。’

\"Ofcoursewealllaughed,andthoughtitagoodjoke。’Youseeyou’retomakeanoiseintheworld,Rupert!’saidone。’Here’sparchmentforthepoet,’saidanother。’Rupert’slastworkinsheepskincovers,’saidathird。’Giveusaclassicaltune,Rupert,’saidafourth;andsoon。ButRupertseemedtoomortifiedtospeak;hechangedcolor,bithislips,andfinallyburstintoapassionatefitofcrying,andlefttheroom。Thenthosewhohadjokedhimfeltashamed,andeverybodybegantoaskwhohadputthedrumthere。Butnooneknew,oriftheydid,theunexpectedsympathyawakenedforthesensitiveboykeptthemsilent。Eventheservantswerecalledupandquestioned,butnoonecouldgiveanyideawhereitcamefrom。And,whatwasstillmoresingular,everybodydeclaredthatuptothemomentitwasproduced,noonehadseenithangingonthetree。WhatdoIthink?Well,Ihavemyownopinion。Butnoquestions!EnoughforyoutoknowthatRupertdidnotcomedownstairsagainthatnight,andthepartysoonafterbrokeup。

\"Ihadalmostforgottenthosethings,forthewaroftheRebellionbrokeoutthenextspring,andIwasappointedsurgeoninoneofthenewregiments,andwasonmywaytotheseatofwar。ButIhadtopassthroughthecitywheretheProfessorlived,andthereImethim。MyfirstquestionwasaboutRupert。TheProfessorshookhisheadsadly。’He’snotsowell,’hesaid;’hehasbeendecliningsincelastChristmas,whenyousawhim。Averystrangecase,’headded,givingitalongLatinname,——’averysingularcase。Butgoandseehimyourself,’heurged;’itmaydistracthismindanddohimgood?’

\"IwentaccordinglytotheProfessor’shouse,andfoundRupertlyingonasofa,proppedupwithpillows。Aroundhimwerescatteredhisbooks,and,whatseemedinsingularcontrast,thatdrumItoldyouaboutwashangingonanail,justabovehishead。

Hisfacewasthinandwasted;therewasaredspotoneithercheek,andhiseyeswereverybrightandwidelyopened。Hewasgladtoseeme,andwhenItoldhimwhereIwasgoing,heaskedathousandquestionsaboutthewar。IthoughtIhadthoroughlydivertedhismindfromitssickandlanguidfancies,whenhesuddenlygraspedmyhandanddrewmetowardhim。

\"’Doctor,’saidhe,inalowwhisper,’youwon’tlaughatmeifI

tellyousomething?’

\"’No,certainlynot,’Isaid。

\"’Yourememberthatdrum?’hesaid,pointingtotheglitteringtoythathungagainstthewall。’Youknow,too,howitcametome。A

fewweeksafterChristmas,Iwaslyinghalfasleephere,andthedrumwashangingonthewall,whensuddenlyIhearditbeaten;atfirst,lowandslowly,thenfasterandlouder,untilitsrollingfilledthehouse。Inthemiddleofthenight,Ihearditagain。I

didnotdaretotellanybodyaboutit,butIhavehearditeverynighteversince。’

\"Hepausedandlookedanxiouslyinmyface。’Sometimes,’hecontinued,’itisplayedsoftly,sometimesloudly,butalwaysquickeningtoalong-roll,soloudandalarmingthatIhavelookedtoseepeoplecomingintomyroomtoaskwhatwasthematter。ButIthink,Doctor,——Ithink,’herepeatedslowly,lookingupwithpainfulinterestintomyface,’thatnoonehearsitbutmyself。’

\"Ithoughtso,too,butIaskedhimifhehadhearditatanyothertime。

\"’Onceortwiceinthedaytime,’hereplied,’whenIhavebeenreadingorwriting;thenveryloudly,asthoughitwereangry,andtriedinthatwaytoattractmyattentionawayfrommybooks。’

\"Ilookedintohisface,andplacedmyhanduponhispulse。Hiseyeswereverybright,andhispulsealittleflurriedandquick。

Ithentriedtoexplaintohimthathewasveryweak,andthathissenseswereveryacute,asmostweakpeople’sare;andhowthatwhenheread,orgrewinterestedandexcited,orwhenhewastiredatnight,thethrobbingofabigarterymadethebeatingsoundheheard。Helistenedtomewithasadsmileofunbelief,butthankedme,andinalittlewhileIwentaway。ButasIwasgoingdownstairs,ImettheProfessor。Igavehimmyopinionofthecase,——

well,nomatterwhatitwas。

\"’Hewantsfreshairandexercise,’saidtheProfessor,’andsomepracticalexperienceoflife,sir?’TheProfessorwasnotabadman,buthewasalittleworriedandimpatient,andthought——ascleverpeopleareapttothink——thatthingswhichhedidn’tunderstandwereeithersillyorimproper。

\"Ileftthecitythatveryday,andintheexcitementofbattle-

fieldsandhospitals,IforgotallaboutlittleRupert,nordidI

hearofhimagain,untiloneday,meetinganoldclassmateinthearmy,whohadknowntheProfessor,hetoldmethatRuperthadbecomequiteinsane,andthatinoneofhisparoxysmshehadescapedfromthehouse,andashehadneverbeenfound,itwasfearedthathehadfallenintheriverandwasdrowned。Iwasterriblyshockedforthemoment,asyoumayimagine;but,dearme,Iwaslivingjustthenamongscenesasterribleandshocking,andI

hadlittletimetosparetomournoverpoorRupert。

\"Itwasnotlongafterreceivingthisintelligencethatwehadaterriblebattle,inwhichaportionofourarmywassurprisedanddrivenbackwithgreatslaughter。Iwasdetachedfrommybrigadetorideovertothebattle-fieldandassistthesurgeonsofthebeatendivision,whohadmoreontheirhandsthantheycouldattendto。WhenIreachedthebarnthatservedforatemporaryhospital,Iwentatoncetowork。Ah,Bob,\"saidtheDoctor,thoughtfullytakingthebrightswordfromthehandsofthehalf-frightenedBob,andholdingitgravelybeforehim,\"theseprettyplaythingsaresymbolsofcruel,uglyrealities。

\"Iturnedtoatall,stoutVermonter,\"hecontinuedveryslowly,tracingapatternontherugwiththepointofthescabbard,\"whowasbadlywoundedinboththighs,buthehelduphishandsandbeggedmetohelpothersfirstwhoneededitmorethanhe。Ididnotatfirstheedhisrequest,forthiskindofunselfishnesswasverycommoninthearmy;buthewenton,’ForGod’ssake,Doctor,leavemehere;thereisadrummer-boyofourregiment——amerechild——dying,ifheisn’tdeadnow。Go,andseehimfirst。Heliesoverthere。Hesavedmorethanonelife。Hewasathispostinthepanicthismorning,andsavedthehonoroftheregiment。’I

wassomuchmoreimpressedbytheman’smannerthanbythesubstanceofhisspeech,whichwas,however,corroboratedbytheotherpoorfellowsstretchedaroundme,thatIpassedovertowherethedrummerlay,withhisdrumbesidehim。Igaveoneglanceathisface——and——yes,Bob——yes,mychildren——itWASRupert。

\"Well!well!itneedednotthechalkedcrosswhichmybrother-

surgeonshadleftupontheroughboardwhereonhelaytoshowhowurgentwasthereliefhesought;itneedednotthepropheticwordsoftheVermonter,northedampthatmingledwiththebrowncurlsthatclungtohispaleforehead,toshowhowhopelessitwasnow。

Icalledhimbyname。Heopenedhiseyes——larger,Ithought,inthenewvisionthatwasbeginningtodawnuponhim——andrecognizedme。Hewhispered,’I’mgladyouarecome,butIdon’tthinkyoucandomeanygood。’

\"Icouldnottellhimalie。Icouldnotsayanything。Ionlypressedhishandinmine,ashewenton。

\"’Butyouwillseefather,andaskhimtoforgiveme。Nobodyistoblamebutmyself。ItwasalongtimebeforeIunderstoodwhythedrumcametomethatChristmasnight,andwhyitkeptcallingtomeeverynight,andwhatitsaid。Iknowitnow。Theworkisdone,andIamcontent。Tellfatheritisbetterasitis。Ishouldhavelivedonlytoworryandperplexhim,andsomethinginmetellsmethisisright。’

\"Helaystillforamoment,andthen,graspingmyhand,said,——

\"’Hark!’

\"Ilistened,butheardnothingbutthesuppressedmoansofthewoundedmenaroundme。’Thedrum,’hesaidfaintly;’don’tyouhearit?Thedrumiscallingme。’

\"Hereachedouthisarmtowhereitlay,asthoughhewouldembraceit。

\"’Listen,’hewenton,’it’sthereveille。Therearetheranksdrawnupinreview。Don’tyouseethesunlightflashdownthelonglineofbayonets?Theirfacesareshining,——theypresentarms,——

therecomestheGeneral;buthisfaceIcannotlookat,forthegloryroundhishead。Heseesme;hesmiles,itis——’Andwithanameuponhislipsthathehadlearnedlongago,hestretchedhimselfwearilyupontheplanks,andlayquitestill。

\"That’sall。Noquestionsnow;nevermindwhatbecameofthedrum。

Who’sthatsnivelling?Blessmysoul,where’smypill-box?\"