Preface
Ofthestoriesinthisvolumemanyhavealreadyappearedinthecolumnsof[variousperiodicals],whileseveralnowappearinprintforthefirsttime。
H。L。
Sydney,June9th,1900。
ContentsTheShanty-Keeper’sWifeAGentlemanSharperandSteelmanSharperAnIncidentatStiffner’sTheHeroofRedclayTheDarlingRiverACasefortheOracleADaughterofMaorilandNewYear’sNightBlackJoeTheyWaitontheWharfinBlackSeeingtheLastofYouTwoBoysatGrinderBrothers’
TheSelector’sDaughterMitchellonthe\"Sex\"andOther\"Problems\"
TheMaster’sMistakeTheStoryoftheOracleOvertheSliprailsTheShanty-Keeper’sWifeTherewereaboutadozenofusjammedintothecoach,ontheboxseatandhangingontotheroofandtailboardasbestwecould。
Wewereshearers,bagmen,agents,asquatter,acockatoo,theusualjoker——
andoneortwoprofessionalspielers,perhaps。Weweretiredandstiffandnearlyfrozen——toocoldtotalkandtooirritabletorisktheinevitableargumentwhichaninterchangeofideaswouldhaveledupto。Wehadbeenlookingforwardforhours,itseemed,tothepubwhereweweretochangehorses。Forthelasthourortwoallthatourunitedeffortshadbeenabletogetoutofthedriverwasagrunttotheeffectthatitwas\"’boutacoupleo’miles。\"
Thenhesaid,orgrunted,\"’Tain’tfurnow,\"acoupleoftimes,andrefusedtocommithimselfanyfurther;heseemedgrumpyabouthavingcommittedhimselfthatfar。
Hewasoneofthosemenwhotakeeverythingindeadearnest;whoregardanyexpressionofideasoutsidetheirownsphereoflifeastrivial,or,indeed,ifaddresseddirectlytothem,asoffensive;who,infact,aredarklysuspiciousofanythingintheshapeofajokeorlaughonthepartofanoutsiderintheirownparticulardust-hole。Heseemedtobealwaysthinking,andthinkingalot;whenhishandswerenotbothengaged,hewouldtilthishatforwardandscratchthebaseofhisskullwithhislittlefinger,andlethisjawhang。Buthisintellectualpowersweremostlyconcentratedonadoubtfulswingle-tree,amisfittingcollar,orthattherebayorpiebald(ontheoffornearside)withthesoreshoulder。
Casuallettersorpapers,tobedeliveredontheroad,werematterswhichtroubledhimvaguely,butconstantly——
liketheabstractideasofhispassengers。
Thejokerofourpartywasahumouristofthedryorder,andhadbeenslylytakingrisesoutofthedriverforthelasttwoorthreestages。
Butthedriveronlybrooded。Hewasn’ttheonetotellyoustraightifyouoffendedhim,orifhefanciedyouoffendedhim,andthusgainyourrespect,orpreventamisunderstandingwhichwouldresultinlife-longenmity。Hemightmeetyouinafteryearswhenyouhadforgottenallaboutyourtrespass——ifindeedyouhadeverbeenconsciousofit——and\"stoush\"youunexpectedlyontheear。
Alsoyoumightregardhimasyourfriend,onoccasion,andyethewouldstandbyandhearaperfectstrangertellyouthemostoutrageouslies,toyourhurt,andknowthatthestrangerwastellinglies,andneverputyouuptoit。Itwouldneverenterhisheadtodoso。Itwouldn’tbeanyaffairofhis——onlyanabstractquestion。
Itgrewdarkerandcolder。Theraincameasifthefrozensouthwerespittingatyourfaceandneckandhands,andourfeetgrewasbigascamel’s,andwentdead,andwemightaswellhavestampedthefootboardswithwoodenlegsforallthefeelingwegotintoours。Buttheyweremorecomfortablethatway,forthetoesdidn’tcurlupandpainsomuch,nordidourcornsstickoutsohardagainsttheleather,andshoot。
Welookedouteagerlyforsomeclearing,orfence,orlight——somesignoftheshantywhereweweretochangehorses——buttherewasnothingsaveblacknessallround。Thelong,straight,clearedroadwasnolongerrelievedbytheghostlypatchoflight,farahead,wheretheborderingtree-wallscametogetherinperspectiveandframedtheether。Weweredowninthebedofthebush。
Wepicturedahavenofrestwithasuspendedlampburninginthefrostyairoutsideandabiglogfireinacosyparlouroffthebar,andalongtablesetforsupper。Butthisisalandofcontradictions;
waysideshantiesturnupunexpectedlyandinthemostunreasonableplaces,andare,aslikelyasnot,preparedforabanquetwhenyouarenothungryandcan’twait,andascoldanddarkasabushman’sgravewhenyouareandcan。
Suddenlythedriversaid:\"We’retherenow。\"Hesaidthisasifhehaddrivenustothescaffoldtobehanged,andwasfiercelygladthathe’dgotustheresafelyatlast。Welookedbutsawnothing;
thenalightappearedaheadandseemedtocometowardsus;
andpresentlywesawthatitwasalanternheldupbyamaninaslouchhat,withadarkbushybeard,andathree-bushelbagaroundhisshoulders。
Hehelduphisotherhand,andsaidsomethingtothedriverinatonethatmighthavebeenusedbytheleaderofasearchpartywhohadjustfoundthebody。Thedriverstoppedandthenwentonslowly。
\"What’sup?\"weasked。\"What’sthetrouble?\"
\"Oh,it’sallright,\"saidthedriver。
\"Thepublican’swifeissick,\"somebodysaid,\"andhewantsustocomequietly。\"
Theusuallittleslabandbarkshantywassuggestedinthegloom,withabigbarkstableloominginthebackground。Weclimbeddownlikesomanycripples。Assoonaswebegantofeelourlegsandbesurewehadtherightonesandtheproperallowanceoffeet,wehelped,asquietlyaspossible,totakethehorsesoutandroundtothestable。
\"Issheverybad?\"weaskedthepublican,showingasmuchconcernaswecould。
\"Yes,\"hesaid,inasubduedvoiceofaroughmanwhohadspentseveralanxious,sleeplessnightsbythesickbedofadearone。
\"But,Godwilling,Ithinkwe’llpullherthrough。\"
Thusencouragedwesaid,sympathetically:\"We’reverysorrytotroubleyou,butIsupposewecouldmanagetogetadrinkandabittoeat?\"
\"Well,\"hesaid,\"there’snothingtoeatinthehouse,andI’veonlygotrumandmilk。Youcanhavethatifyoulike。\"
Oneofthepilgrimsbrokeouthere。
\"Wellofallthepubs,\"hebegan,\"thatI’veever——\"
\"Hush-sh-sh!\"saidthepublican。
Thepilgrimscowledandretiredtotherear。Youcan’texpressyourfeelingsfreelywhenthere’sawomandyingclosehandy。
\"Well,whosaysrumandmilk?\"askedthejoker,inalowvoice。
\"Waithere,\"saidthepublican,anddisappearedintothelittlefrontpassage。
Presentlyalightshowedthroughawindow,withascratchedandfly-bittenBandAontwopanes,andamutilatedRonthethird,whichwasbroken。
Adooropened,andwesneakedintothebar。Itwaslikehavingdrinksafterhourswherethepolicearestrictandindependent。
Whenwecameoutthedriverwasscratchinghisheadandlookingattheharnessontheverandahfloor。
\"Youfellows’llhaveterputinthetimeforanhourorso。
Thehorsesisoutbacksomewheres,\"andheindicatedtheinteriorofAustraliawithasidejerkofhishead,\"andtheboyain’tbackwith’emyet。\"
\"Butdashitall,\"saidthePilgrim,\"meandmymate————\"
\"Hush!\"saidthepublican。
\"Howlongarethehorseslikelytobe?\"weaskedthedriver。
\"Dunno,\"hegrunted。\"Mightbethreeorfourhours。It’sallaccordin’。\"
\"Now,lookhere,\"saidthePilgrim,\"meandmymatewantercatchthetrain。\"
\"Hush-sh-sh!\"fromthepublicaninafiercewhisper。
\"Well,boss,\"saidthejoker,\"canyouletushavebeds,then?
Idon’twanttofreezehereallnight,anyway。\"
\"Yes,\"saidthelandlord,\"Icandothat,butsomeofyouwillhavetosleepdoubleandsomeofyou’llhavetotakeitoutofthesofas,andoneortwo’llhavetomakeashakedownonthefloor。
There’splentyofbagsinthestable,andyou’vegotrugsandcoatswithyou。
Fixitupamongstyourselves。\"
\"Butlookhere!\"interruptedthePilgrim,desperately,\"wecan’taffordtowait!We’reonly`battlers’,meandmymate,pickin’upcrumbsbythewayside。We’vegottocatchthe————\"
\"Hush!\"saidthepublican,savagely。\"Youfool,didn’tItellyoumymissuswasbad?Iwon’thaveanynoise。\"
\"Butlookhere,\"protestedthePilgrim,\"wemustcatchthetrainatDeadCamel————\"
\"You’llcatchmybootpresently,\"saidthepublican,withasavageoath,\"andgofurtherthanDeadCamel。Iwon’thavemymissusdisturbedforyouoranyotherman!Justyoushutuporgetout,andtakeyourbloomingmatewithyou。\"
WelostpatiencewiththePilgrimandsternlytookhimaside。
\"Now,forGod’ssake,holdyourjaw,\"wesaid。\"Haven’tyougotanyconsiderationatall?Can’tyouseetheman’swifeisill——dyingperhaps——andhenearlyworriedoffhishead?\"
ThePilgrimandhismatewerescraggylittlebipedsofthecitypushvariety,sotheyweresuppressed。
\"Well,\"yawnedthejoker,\"I’mnotgoingtoroostonastumpallnight。
I’mgoingtoturnin。\"
\"It’llbeeighteenpenceeach,\"hintedthelandlord。\"Youcansettlenowifyouliketosavetime。\"
Wetookthehint,andhadanotherdrink。Idon’tknowhowwe\"fixeditupamongstourselves,\"butwegotsettleddownsomehow。
Therewasalotofmysteriouswhisperingandscufflingroundbythelightofacoupleofdirtygreasybitsofcandle。
Fortunatelywedarednotspeakloudenoughtohavearow,thoughmostofuswerebythistimeinthehumourtopickaquarrelwithalong-lostbrother。
TheJokergotthebestbed,asgood-humoured,good-naturedchapsgenerallydo,withoutseemingtotryforit。Thegrowlerofthepartygotthefloorandchaffbags,asselfishmenmostlydo——
withoutseemingtotryforiteither。Itookitoutofoneofthe\"sofas\",orratherthatsofatookitoutofme。Itwasshortandnarrowanddownbythehead,withaleaningtoonecornerontheoutside,andhadmorenailsandbitsofgin-casethanoriginalsofainit。
Ihadbeenasleepforthreeseconds,itseemed,whensomebodyshookmebytheshoulderandsaid:
\"Takeyerseats。\"
WhenIgotout,thedriverwasonthebox,andtheothersweregettingrumandmilkinsidethemselves(andinbottles)
beforetakingtheirseats。
Itwascolderanddarkerthanbefore,andtheSouthPoleseemednearer,andprettysoon,butfortherum,weshouldhavebeeninaworsefixthanbefore。
Therewasaspellofgrumbling。Presentlysomeonesaid:
\"Idon’tbelievethemhorseswaslostatall。IwasroundbehindthestablebeforeIwenttobed,andseenhorsesthere;andiftheywasn’tthemsamehorsesthere,I’lleat’emraw!\"
\"Wouldyer?\"saidthedriver,inadisinterestedtone。
\"Iwould,\"saidthepassenger。Then,withasuddenferocity,\"andyoutoo!\"
Thedriversaidnothing。Itwasanabstractquestionwhichdidn’tinteresthim。
Wesawthatwewereondelicateground,andchangedthesubjectforawhile。
Thensomeoneelsesaid:
\"Iwonderwherehismissuswas?Ididn’tseeanysignsofherabout,oranyotherwomanabouttheplace,andwewasprettywellalloverit。\"
\"Musthavekeptherinthestable,\"suggestedtheJoker。
\"No,shewasn’t,forScottyandthatchapontheroofwasthereafterbags。\"
\"Shemighthavebeenintheloft,\"reflectedtheJoker。
\"Therewasnoloft,\"putinavoicefromthetopofthecoach。
\"Isay,Mister——Misterman,\"saidtheJokersuddenlytothedriver,\"Washismissussickatall?\"
\"Idunno,\"repliedthedriver。\"Shemighthavebeen。Hesaidso,anyway。
Iain’tgotnocalltocallamanaliar。\"
\"Seehere,\"saidthecannibalisticindividualtothedriver,inthetoneofamanwhohasmadeuphismindforarow,\"hasthatshanty-keepergotawifeatall?\"
\"Ibelievehehas。\"
\"Andisshelivingwithhim?\"
\"No,sheain’t——ifyerwanterknow。\"
\"Thenwhereisshe?\"
\"Idunno。HowamItoknow?Shelefthimthreeorfouryearsago。ShewasinSydneylasttimeIheardofher。Itain’tnoaffairofmine,anyways。\"
\"Andisthereanywomanabouttheplaceatall,driver?\"
inquiredaprofessionalwandererreflectively。
\"No——notthatIknowson。Thereuseterbeaoldblackgincomepotteringroundsometimes,butIain’tseenherlately。\"
\"Andexcuseme,driver,butisthereanyoneroundthereatall?\"
enquiredtheprofessionalwanderer,withtheairofaconscientiouswriter,collectingmaterialforanAustraliannovelfromlife,withaneyetodetail。
\"Naw,\"saidthedriver——andrecollectingthathewasexpectedtobecivilandobligingtohisemployers’patrons,headdedinsurlyapology,\"Onlythebossandthestableman,thatIknowsof。\"
Thenrepentingoftheapology,heassertedhismanhoodagain,andasked,inatonecalculatedtoriskabreachofthepeace,\"Anymorequestions,gentlemen——whiletheshop’sopen?\"
Therewasalongpause。
\"Driver,\"askedthePilgrimappealingly,\"wasthemhorseslostatall?\"
\"Idunno,\"saidthedriver。\"Hesaidtheywas。He’sgotthelookingafterthem。Itwasnothingtodowithme。\"……
\"Twelvedrinksatsixpenceadrink\"——saidtheJoker,asifcalculatingtohimself——\"that’ssixbob,and,sayonanaverage,fourshouts——that’sonepoundfour。Twelvebedsateighteenpenceabed——
that’seighteenshillings;andsaytenbobinvariousdrinksandthestuffwebroughtwithus,that’stwopoundtwelve。
Thatpublicandidn’tdosobadoutofusintwohours。\"
Wewonderedhowmuchthedrivergotoutofit,butthoughtitbestnottoaskhim……
Wedidn’tsaymuchfortherestofthejourney。Therewastheusualmanwhothoughtasmuchandknewallaboutitfromthefirst,buthewasn’tappreciated。Wesuppressedhim。Oneortwowantedtogobackand\"stoush\"thatlandlord,andthedriverstoppedthecoachcheerfullyattheirrequest;buttheysaidthey’dcomeacrosshimagainandallowedthemselvestobepersuadedoutofit。
Itmadeusfeelbadtothinkhowwehadallowedourselvestobedelayed,androbbed,andhadsneakedroundontiptoe,andhowwehadsatontheinoffensivePilgrimandhismate,andallonaccountofasickwifewhodidn’texist。
ThecoacharrivedatDeadCamelinanatmosphereofmutualsuspicionanddistrust,andwespreadourselvesoverthetrainanddeparted。
AGentlemanSharperandSteelmanSharperSteelmanandSmithhadbeenstayingatthehotelforseveraldaysinthedressandcharacterofbushiesdownforwhattheyconsideredaspree。
ThegentlemansharperfromtheOtherSidehadbeenhangingroundthemforthreedaysnow。Steelmanwasthemoresociable,and,toallappearances,thegreenerofthetwobushmates;butseemedrathertoomuchundertheinfluenceofSmith,whowasreserved,suspicious,self-contained,orsulky。HealmostscowledatGentlemanSharper’s\"Good-morning!\"and\"Fineday!\",repliedinmonosyllablesandturnedhalfawaywithanuneasy,sullen,resentfulhumpofhisshoulderandshuffleofhisfeet。
SteelmantookSmithforastrollontheround,baldtussockhillssurroundingthecity,andrehearsedhimforthelastactuntilaftersundown。
GentlemanSharperwaslounging,withacigar,ontheendofthebalcony,wherehehadbeencontentedlycontemplatingthebeautifuldeathofday。
Hiscalm,classicfeaturesbegantowhiten(andsharpen)
inthefrostymoonlight。
SteelmanandSmithsatondeck-chairsbehindahalf-screenoffernsontheotherendofthebalcony,smokedtheirafter-dinnersmoke,andtalkedinsubduedtonesasbefittedthetimeandthescene——
great,softened,mistyhillsinasemicircle,andthewaterandharbourlightsinmoonlight。
Theotherboarderswereloiteringoverdinner,intheirrooms,orgoneout;
thethreewerealoneonthebalcony,whichwasarearone。
GentlemanSharpermovedhisposition,carelessly,noiselessly,yetquickly,untilheleanedontherailclosetothefernsandcouldoverheareverywordthebushiessaid。Hehaddroppedhiscigaroverboard,andhisscentedhandkerchiefbehindafern-potenroute。
\"Buthelooksallright,andactsallright,andtalksallright——
andshoutsallright,\"protestedSteelman。\"He’snotstumped,forIsawtwentyorthirtysovereignswhenheshouted;
andhedoesn’tseemtocareadamnwhetherwestandinwithhimornot。\"
\"Thereyouare!That’sjustwhereitis!\"saidSmith,withsomelogic,butinatoneawifeusesinargument(whichtone,bytheway,especiallyifbackedbylogicorcommonsense,makesamanwildsoonerthananythingelseinthisworldoftroubles)。
Steelmanjerkedhischairhalf-roundindisgust。\"That’syou!\"hesnorted,\"alwayssuspicious!Alwayssuspiciousofeverybodyandeverything!
IfIfoundmyselfshotintoaworldwhereIcouldn’ttrustanybodyI’dshootmyselfoutofit。Lifewouldbeworsethannotworthliving。
Smith,you’llnevermakemoney,exceptbyhardgraft——hard,bullocking,nigger-drivinggraftlikewehadonthatdamnedrailwaysectionforthelastsixmonths,uptoourkneesinwaterallwinter,andallforapaltrychequeofone-fifty——twentyofthatgonealready。
Howdoyouexpecttomakemoneyinthiscountryifyouwon’ttakeanythingforgranted,excepthardcash?Itellyou,Smith,there’sathousandpoundslostforeveryonegainedorsavedbytrustingtoolittle。HowdidVanderbiltand————\"
Steelmanelaboratedtoaclimax,slippingaglancewarily,onceortwice,outofthetailofhiseyethroughtheferns,lowdown。
\"Thereneverwasafortunemadethatwasn’tmadebychancingit。\"
HenudgedSmithtocometothepoint。PresentlySmithasked,sulkily:
\"Well,whatwashesaying?\"
\"IthoughtItoldyou!Hesayshe’sbehindthescenesinthisgoldboom,and,ifhehadahundredpoundsreadycashto-morrow,he’dmakethreeofitbeforeSaturday。Hesaidhecouldputone-fiftytoone-fifty。\"
\"Andisn’theworththreehundred?\"
\"Didn’tItellyou,\"demandedSteelman,withanimpatientring,andspeakingrapidly,\"thathelosthismailinthewreckofthe`Tasman’?
Youknowshewentdownthedaybeforeyesterday,andthedivershaven’tgotatthemailsyet。\"
\"Yes……Butwhydoesn’thewiretoSydneyforsomestuff?\"
\"I’m————!Well,IsupposeI’llhavetohavepatiencewithabornnatural。
Lookhere,Smith,thefactofthematteristhathe’sasortofblack-sheep——
sentoutontheremittancesystem,ifthetruthisknown,andwithlettersofintroductiontosomebig-bugsouthere——
thatexplainshowhegetstoknowthesewire-pullersbehindtheboom。
HispeoplehaveprobablygotthequarterlyallowancebusinessfixedhardandtightwithabankoralawyerinSydney;
andthere’llhavetobeenquiriesaboutthelost`draft’
(ashecallsacheque)andaletterormaybeacablehometoEngland;
anditmighttakeweeks。\"
\"Yes,\"saidSmith,hesitatingly。\"Thatallsoundsrightenough。
But\"——withaninspiration——\"whydon’thegotooneofthesebig-bugboomstersheknows——thathegotlettersofintroductionto——
andgethimtofixhimup?\"
\"Oh,Lord!\"exclaimedSteelman,hopelessly。\"Listentohim!
Can’tyouseethatthey’rethelastmenhewantstoletintohisgame?
Why,hewantstouseTHEM!They’rethemugsasfarasheisconcerned!\"
\"Oh——Isee!\"saidSmith,afterhesitating,andratherslowly——
asifhehadn’tquitefinishedseeingyet。
Steelmanglancedfurtivelyatthefern-screen,andnudgedSmithagain。
\"Hesaidifhehadthreehundred,he’ddoubleitbySaturday?\"
\"That’swhathesaid,\"repliedSteelman,seemingbyhistonetobelosinginterestintheconversation。
\"And……well,ifhehadahundredhecoulddoublethat,Isuppose。\"
\"Yes。Whatareyoudrivingatnow?\"
\"Ifhehadtwenty————\"
\"Oh,God!I’msickofyou,Smith。Whatthe————!\"
\"Holdon。Letmefinish。IwasonlygoingtosaythatI’mwillingtoputupafiver,andyouputupanotherfiver,andifhedoublesthatforusthenwecantalkaboutstandinginwithhimwithahundred——
providedhecanshowhishundred。\"
AftersomesnarlingSteelmansaid:\"Well,I’lltryhim!
Nowareyousatisfied?\"……
\"He’smovedoffnow,\"headdedinawhisper;\"butstayhereandtalkabitlonger。\"
PassingthroughthehalltheysawGentlemanSharperstandingcarelesslybythedooroftheprivatebar。Hejerkedhisheadinthedirectionofdrinks。
Steelmanacceptedtheinvitation——Smithpassedon。
SteelmantooktheopportunitytowhispertotheSharper——
\"I’vebeentalkingthatoverwithmymate,and————\"
\"Comeforastroll,\"suggestedtheprofessional。
\"Idon’tmind,\"saidSteelman。
\"Haveacigar?\"andtheypassedout。
WhentheyreturnedSteelmanwentstraighttotheroomheoccupiedwithSmith。
\"Howmuchstuffhavewegot,Smith?\"
\"Ninepoundsseventeenandthreepence。\"
Steelmangaveanexclamationofdisapprovalwiththatstateoffinancialaffairs。Hethoughtasecond。\"Iknowthebarmanhere,andIthinkheknowsme。I’llchewhislugforabobormaybeaquid。\"
TwentyminuteslaterhewenttoGentlemanSharper’sroomwithtenpounds——inverydirtyBankofNewZealandnotes——suchasthosewithwhichbushcontractorspaytheirmen。
Twomorningslaterthesharpersuggestedastroll。Steelmanwentwithhim,withafacecarefullymadeuptoheartheworst。
Afterwalkingahundredyardsinasilencewhichmighthavebeenominous——andwascertainlypregnant——thesharpersaid:
\"Well……Itriedthewater。\"
\"Yes!\"saidSteelmaninanervoustone。\"Andhowdidyoufindit?\"
\"JustaswarmasIthought。Warmforabigsplash。\"
\"How?Didyoulosethetenquid?\"
\"Loseit!Whatdidyoutakemefor?IputtentoyourtenasItoldyouIwould。Ilanded50Pounds————\"
\"Fiftypoundsfortwenty?\"
\"That’sthetuneofit——andnotmuchofatune,either。MyGod!
IfI’donlyhadthatthousandofminebyme,orevenhalfofit,I’dhavemadeapile!\"
\"Fiftypoundsfortwenty!\"criedSteelmanexcitedly。\"Why,that’sgrand!
Andtothinkwechapshavebeengraftinglikeniggersallourlives!
ByGod,we’llstandinwithyouforallwe’vegot!\"
\"There’smyhandonit,\"astheyreachedthehotel。
\"IfyoucometomyroomI’llgiveyouthe25Poundsnow,ifyoulike。\"
\"Oh,that’sallright,\"exclaimedSteelmanimpulsively;
\"youmustn’tthinkIdon’t————\"
\"That’sallright。Don’tyousayanymoreaboutit。You’dbesthavethestuffto-nighttoshowyourmate。\"
\"Perhapsso;he’sasuspiciousfool,butImadeabargainwithhimaboutourlastcheque。Hecanhangontothestuff,andIcan’t。
IfI’dbeenonmyownI’dhaveblueditaweekago。TellyouwhatI’lldo——
we’llcallourshare(Smith’sandmine)twentyquid。Youtaketheoddfiverforyourtrouble。\"
\"Thatlooksfairenough。We’llcallittwentyguineastoyouandyourmate。
We’llwanthim,youknow。\"
InhisownandSmith’sroomSteelmanthoughtfullycountedtwenty-onesovereignsonthetoilet-tablecover,andleftthemthereinapile。
Hestretchedhimself,scratchedbehindhisear,andblinkedatthemoneyabstractedly。Thenheasked,asifthethoughtjustoccurredtohim:\"Bytheway,Smith,doyouseethoseyellowboys?\"
Smithsaw。Hehadbeensittingonthebedwithastudiouslyvacantexpression。ItwasSmith’spolicynottoseem,exceptbyrequest,totakeanyinterestin,or,infact,tobeawareofanythingunusualthatSteelmanmightbedoing——frompatchinghispantstoreadingpoetry。
\"There’stwenty-onesovereignsthere!\"remarkedSteelmancasually。
\"Yes?\"
\"Tenof’em’syours。\"
\"Thankyer,Steely。\"
\"And,\"addedSteelman,solemnlyandgrimly,\"ifyougettakendownfor’em,orlose’emoutofthetop-holeinyourpocket,orspendsomuchasashillinginriotousliving,I’llstoushyou,Smith。\"
Smithdidn’tseeminterested。Theysatonthebedsoppositeeachotherfortwoorthreeminutes,insomethingoftheatmospherethatpervadesthingswhenconversationhaspeteredoutandthedinner-bellisexpectedtoring。
Smithscrewedhisfaceandsqueezedapimpleonhisthroat;
Steelmanabsentlycountedthefliesonthewall。PresentlySteelman,withayawningsigh,laybackonthepillowwithhishandsclaspedunderhishead。
\"Bettertakeafewquid,Smith,andgetthatsuityouwerelookingattheotherday。Getacoupleofshirtsandcollars,andsomesocks;
bettergetahatwhileyou’reatit——yoursisadisgracetoyourbenefactor。
And,Isay,gotoachemistandgetsomecoughstuffforthatchurchyarderofyours——we’vegotnouseforitjustnow,anditmakesmesentimental。I’llgiveyouacoughwhenyouwantone。
Bringmeasyphonofsoda,somefruit,andatract。\"
\"Awhat?\"
\"Atract。Goon。Startyourboots。\"
WhileSmithwasgone,Steelmanpacedtheroomwithastrange,worried,hauntedexpression。Hedividedthegoldthatwasleft——(Smithhadtakenfourpounds)——andputtensovereignsinapileontheextremecornerofthetable。Thenhewalkedupanddown,upanddowntheroom,armstightlyfolded,andforeheadknittedpainfully,pausingabruptlynowandthenbythetabletostareatthegold,untilheheardSmith’sstep。Thenhisfacecleared;
hesatdownandcountedflies。
Smithwasundoingandinspectingtheparcels,havingplacedthesyphonandfruitonthetable。BehindhisbackSteelmanhurriedlyopenedaleatherpocketbookandglancedattheportraitofawomanandchildandatthedateofapost-officeorderreceipt。
\"Smith,\"saidSteelman,\"we’retwohonest,ignorant,greencoves;
hard-workingchapsfromthebush。\"
\"Yes。\"
\"Itdoesn’tmatterwhetherweareornot——weareasfarastheworldisconcerned。Nowwe’vegraftedlikebullocks,inheatandwet,forsixmonths,andmadeahundredandfifty,andcomedowntohaveabitofaholidaybeforegoingbacktobullockforanothersixmonthsorayear。Isn’tthatso,Smith?\"
\"Yes。\"
\"Youcouldtakeyouroathonit?\"
\"Yes。\"
\"Well,itdoesn’tmatterifitissoornot——itISso,sofarastheworldisconcerned。Nowwe’vepaidourwaystraight。
We’vealwaysbeenprettystraightanyway,evenifweareapairofvagabonds,andIdon’thalflikethisnewbusiness;butithadtobedone。
IfIhadn’ttakendownthatsharperyou’dhavelostconfidenceinmeandwouldn’thavebeenabletomaskyourfeelings,andI’dhavehadtostoushyou。We’retwohard-working,innocentbushies,downforaninnocentspree,andwerunagainstacold-bloodedprofessionalsharper,apaltrysneakandacoward,who’sgotneitherthebrainsnortheplucktoworkinthestationoflifehetogshimselffor。Hetriestodousoutofourhard-earnedlittlehundredandfifty——nomatterwhetherwehaditornot——andI’mobligedtotakehimdown。
Servehimrightforacrawler。Youhaven’ttheleastideawhatI’mdrivingat,Smith,andthat’sthebestofit。
I’vedrivenanailofmylifehome,andnopincersevermadewillgetitout。\"
\"Why,Steely,what’sthematterwithyou?\"
Steelmanrose,tookupthepileoftensovereigns,andplaceditneatlyontopoftherest。
\"Putthestuffaway,Smith。\"
Afterbreakfastnextmorning,GentlemanSharperhungroundabit,andthensuggestedastroll。ButSteelmanthoughttheweatherlookedtoobad,sotheywentonthebalconyforasmoke。Theytalkedoftheweather,wrecks,andthings,Steelmanleaningwithhiselbowsonthebalconyrail,andSharpersociablyandconfidentlyinthesamepositionclosebesidehim。
Buttheprofessionalwasevidentlygrowinguneasyinhismind;
hissideoftheconversationgrewawkwardanddisjointed,andhemadetheblunderofdriftingintoanembarrassingsilencebeforecomingtothepoint。Hetookoneelbowfromtherail,andsaid,withabunglingattemptatcarelessnesswhichwasmademoretransparentbytheawkwardpausebeforeit:
\"Ah,well,Imustseetomycorrespondence。Bytheway,whencouldyoumakeitconvenienttoletmehavethathundred?
Thesharesarestartingupthelastrisenow,andwe’vegotnotimetoloseifwewanttodoubleit。\"
Steelmanturnedhisfacetohimandwinkedonce——averyhard,tight,coldwink——awinkinwhichtherewasnohumour:suchawinkasSteelmanhadoncewinkedatahalf-drunkenbullywhowasgoingtohavealarkwithSmith。
Thesharperwasoneofthosemenwhopullthemselvestogetherinabadcause,astheystaggerfromtheblow。Buthewantedtothinkthistime。
LateronheapproachedSteelmanquietlyandproposedpartnership。
ButSteelmangavehimtounderstand(asbetweenthemselves)
thathewasn’ttakingonanypupilsjustthen。
AnIncidentatStiffner’sTheycalledhim\"Stiffner\"becauseheused,longbefore,togetalivingbypoisoningwilddogsneartheQueenslandborder。
Thenamestucktohimcloserthanmisfortunedid,forwhenherosetotheproudandindependentpositionoflandlordandsoleproprietorofanout-backpubhewasStiffnerstill,andhisplacewas\"Stiffner’s\"——
widelyknown。
Theydosaythatthenameceasednottobeapplicable——thatitfittedevenbetterthanintheolddingodays,but——well,theydosayso。
Allwecansayisthatwhenashearerarrivedwithacheque,andhadadrinkortwo,hewasalmostinvariablyseizedwithadesiretocamponthepremisesforgood,spendhischequeintheshortestpossibletime,andforciblyshoutforeverythingwithinhail——includingtheChinamancookandStiffner’sdisreputableoldram。
Theshantywasoftheusualkind,andthesceneryisaseasilydisposedof。
Therewasagreatgreyplainstretchingawayfromthedoorinfront,andamulgascrubfromtherear;andinthatscrub,notfiftyyardsfromthekitchendoor,werehalfadozennamelessgraves。
Stiffnerwasalwaysdrunk,andStiffner’swife——ahard-featuredAmazon——
wasboss。Thechildrenwerebroughtupinadetachedcottage,underthecareofa\"governess\"。
Stiffnerhadabarmaidasabaitforchequemen。ShecamefromSydney,theysaid,andhernamewasAlice。Shewastall,boyishlyhandsome,andcharacterless;herfiguremightbedescribedas\"fine\"or\"strapping\",butherfacewasverycold——nearlycolourless。Shewasoneofthoseselfishlysensualwomen——thinlips,andhard,almostvacantgreyeyes;
nothoughtofanythingbutherownpleasures,nonefortheman’s。
Someshearerswouldroughlycallher\"asquatter’sgirl\"。
Butshe\"drew\";shewashandsomewherewomenarescarce——veryhandsome,thoughtatall,melancholy-lookingjackeroo,whoseevilspirithaddrawnhimtoStiffner’sandthelastshillingoutofhispocket。
Overthegreatgreyplain,aboutafortnightbefore,hadcome\"OldDanny\",astationhand,forhissemi-annualspree,andone\"YankeeJack\"andhismate,shearerswithhorses,travellingforgrass;and,aboutaweeklater,theSydneyjackeroo。Therewasalsoasprinklingofassortedswagmen,whocameinthroughthescrubandwentoutacrosstheplain,orcameinovertheplainandwentawaythroughthescrub,accordingtowhichwaytheirnosesledthemforthetimebeing。
Therewasalso,foroneday,atall,frecklednative(sonofaneighbouring\"cocky\"),withoutathoughtbeyondthenarrowhorizonwithinwhichhelived。Hehadaverybigopinionofhimselfinaverysmallmind。Heswaggeredintothebreakfast-roomandroundthetabletohisplacewithanexpressionofignorantcontemptonhisphiz,hissnubnoseintheairandhisunderlipout。
Butduringthemealhecondescendedtoaskthelandlordifhe’dnoticedthattherehorsethatchapwasridin’yesterday;
andStiffnerhavingintimatedthathehad,thenativeentertainedthecompanywithhisopinionofthathorse,andofacertain\"youngster\"
hewasbreakinginathome,anddiversotherhorses,mostlyhisorhisfather’s,andofacertaincattleslut,&c……
Hespokeatthelandlord,buttothecompany,mostofthetime。
Afterbreakfastheswaggeredroundsomemore,butcondescendedto\"shove\"hishandintohistrousers,\"pull\"outa\"bob\"and\"chuck\"itintothe(blanky)hatforapool。Thosewordsexpressthethingbetterthananyotherswecanthinkof。Finally,hesaidhemustbeoff;
and,therebeingnooppositiontohisdeparture,hechuckedhissaddleontohishorse,chuckedhimselfintothesaddle,said\"s’long,\"
andslitheredoff。Andnoonemissedhim。
Dannyhadbeenthereafortnight,andconsequentlyhispersonalappearancewasnotnowworthdescribing——itwasbetterleftalone,forthehonourofthebush。Hishobbywasthathewasthe\"stranger’sfriend\",asheputit。He’dwelcome\"thestranger\"
andchumwithhim,andshoutforhimtoanunlimitedextent,andsympathisewithhim,hearofjobsora\"show\"forhim,assurehimtwentytimesadaythathewashisfriend,givehimhintsandadvicemoreorlessworthless,makehimdrunkifpossible,andkeephimsowhilethechequelasted;inshort,Dannywoulddoalmostanythingforthestrangerexceptlendhimashilling,orgivehimsomerationstocarryhimon。He’dpromisethatmanytimesaday,buthe’dsoonerspendfivepoundsondrinkforamanthangivehimafarthing。
Danny’schequewasnearlygone,anditwastimehewasgonetoo;infact,hehadreceived,andwasstillreceiving,varioushintstothateffect,someofthemdecidedlypointed,especiallythemorerecentones。
ButDannywasoflatebecomingfoolishlyobstinateinhissprees,andlessdisposedto\"git\"whenalandlordhaddonewithhim。
Hesawthehintsplainlyenough,buthadevidentlymadeuphismindtobedoggedlyirresponsive。Itisamistaketothinkthatdrinkalwaysdullsaman’sfeelings。Somenaturesareallthemorekeenlysensitivewhenalcoholicallypoisoned。
Dannywasalwaysfrontmanattheshantywhilehischequewasfresh——
atleast,sohewasgiventounderstand,andsoheapparentlyunderstood。
Hewasthenallowedtosayanddowhathelikedalmost,eventomaulingthebarmaidabout。Therewasscarcelyanylimittothefreeandeasymannerinwhichyoucouldtreather,solongasyourmoneylasted。Shewouldn’tbeoffended;itwasn’tbusinesstobeso——\"didn’tpay。\"But,assoonasyourtitletothechequecouldbedecentlyshelved,youhadtotreatherlikealady。Dannyknewthis——nonebetter;buthehadbeentreatedwithtoomuchlatitude,andrushedtohisdestruction。
ItwasSundayafternoon,butthatmadenodifferenceinthingsattheshanty。
Dinnerwasjustover。Themenwereinthemeanlittleparlouroffthebar,interestedinagameofcards,andAlicesatinonecornersewing。
Dannywas\"actingthegoat\"roundthefireplace;asill-luckwouldhaveit,hisattentionwasdrawntoabasketofcleanlinenwhichstoodonthesidetable,andfromit,withsundrywinksandgrimaces,hegingerlyliftedacertaingarmentofladies’underwear——
toputthematterdecently。Hehelditupbetweenhisforefingersandthumbs,andcrackedarough,foolishjoke——nomatterwhatitwas。
Thelaughdidn’tlastlong。Alicesprangtoherfeet,flingingherworkaside,andstruckastageattitude——
herrightarmthrownoutandtheforefingerpointingrigidly,andrathercrookedly,towardsthedoor。
\"Leavetheroom!\"shesnappedatDanny。\"Leavetheroom!
Howdareyoutalklikethatbeforeme-e-ee!\"
Dannymadeastepandpausedirresolutely。Hewassoberenoughtofeelthehumiliationofhisposition,andhavingoncebeenamanofspirit,andhavingstilltheremnantsofmanhoodabouthim,hedidfeelit。
Hegaveonepitiful,appealinglookatherface,butsawnomercythere。
Shestampedherfootagain,jabbedherforefingeratthedoor,andsaid,\"Go-o-o!\"inatonethatstartledthemajorityofthecompanynearlyasmuchasitdidDanny。ThenYankeeJackthrewdownhiscards,rosefromthetable,laidhisstrong,shapelyrighthand——notroughly——
onDanny’sraggedshoulder,andengineeredthedrunkgentlythroughthedoor。
\"You’sbettergooutforawhile,Danny,\"hesaid;\"therewasn’tmuchharminwhatyousaid,butyourcheque’sgone,andthatmakesallthedifference。
It’stimeyouwentbacktothestation。You’vegottobecarefulwhatyousaynow。\"
WhenJackreturnedtotheparlourthebarmaidhadasmileforhim;
buthedidn’ttakeit。Hewentandstoodbeforethefire,withhisfootrestingonthefenderandhiselbowonthemantelshelf,andlookedblacklyataprintagainstthewallbeforehisface。
\"Theoldbeast!\"saidAlice,referringtoDanny。\"Heoughttobekickedofftheplace!\"
\"HE’SASGOODASYOU!\"
ThevoicewasJack’s;heflungthestaboverhisshoulder,andwithitalookthatcarriedallthecontempthefelt。
Shegasped,lookedblanklyfromfacetoface,andwitheringlyatthebackofJack’shead;butthatdidn’tchangecolourorcurltheleasttriflelessclosely。
\"Didyouhearthat?\"shecried,appealingtoanyone。
\"You’reaniceloto’men,youare,tositthereandhearawomaninsulted,andnotoneofyoumanenoughtotakeherpart——cowards!\"
TheSydneyjackerooroseimpulsively,butJackglancedathim,andhesatdownagain。Shecoveredherfacewithherhandsandranhystericallytoherroom。
Thatafternoonanotherbushmanarrivedwithacheque,andshoutedfivetimesrunningatapoundashout,andatintervalsduringtherestofthedaywhentheyweren’tfightingorgambling。
Alicehad\"gotoverhertemper\"seemingly,andwasevenkindtothehumbleandcontriteDanny,whobecamepainfullyparticularwithhis\"Thanky,Alice\"——andafterwardsoffensivewithhisunnecessarilyfrequentthreatstosmashthefirstmanwhoinsultedher。
ButletusdrawthecurtainclosebeforethatSundayafternoonatStiffner’s,andholdittight。BehinditthegreatcurseoftheWestisinevidence,thechieftroubleofunionism——drink,initsmostselfish,barren,anduselessform……
AllwasquietatStiffner’s。Itwasaftermidnight,andStiffnerlaydead-drunkonthebroadofhisbackonthelongmoonlitverandah,withallhispatronsasleeparoundhiminvariousgrotesquepositions。
Stiffner’sraggedgreyheadwasonacushion,andabroadmaudlinsmileonhisred,drink-soddenface,thelowerhalfofwhichwasborderedbyadirtygreybeard,likethatofafrilledlizard。Theredhandkerchieftwistedroundhisneckhadaghastlyeffectinthebrightmoonlight,makinghimlookasifhisthroatwascut。Thesmilewastheonehewenttosleepwithwhenhiswifeslippedthecushionunderhisheadandthoughtfullyremovedtheloosechangefromabouthisperson。
NearhimlayaheapthatwasDanny,andspreadoverthebareboardsweretheothers,somewithheadspillowedontheirswags,andeverymanaboutasdrunkashisneighbour。YankeeJacklayacrossthedoorofthebarmaid’sbedroom,withonearmbentunderhishead,theotherlyinglimponthedoorstep,hishandsomefaceturnedouttothebrightmoonlight。The\"family\"weresoundasleepinthedetachedcottage,andAlice——theonlycapablepersononthepremises——waslefttoputoutthelampsand\"shutup\"forthenight。
Sheextinguishedthelightinthebar,cameout,lockedthedoor,andpickedherwayamongandoverthedrunkardstotheendoftheverandah。
Sheclaspedherhandsbehindherhead,stretchedherself,andyawned,andthenstoodforafewmomentslookingoutintothenight,whichsoftenedtheraggedlineofmulgatorightandleft,andveiledtheawfulhorizonofthatgreatplainwithwhichthe\"traveller\"commenced,orended,thethirty-mile\"drystretch\"。
Thenshemovedtowardsherowndoor;beforeitshehaltedandstood,withfoldedarms,lookingdownatthedrunkenAdonisatherfeet。
Shebreathedalongbreathwithasighinit,wentroundtotheback,andpresentlyreturnedwithabuggy-cushion,whichsheslippedunderhishead——herfaceclosetohis——veryclose。Thenshemovedhisarmsgentlyoffthethreshold,steppedacrosshimintoherroom,andlockedthedoorbehindher。
Therewasanuneasymovementintheheapthatstood,orlay,forDanny。
Itstretchedout,turnedover,struggledtoitshandsandknees,andbecameanobject。Thenitcrawledtothewall,againstwhichitslowlyandpainfullyup-endeditself,andstoodblinkingroundforthewater-bag,whichhungfromtheverandahraftersinalinewithitsshapelessrednose。Itstaggeredforward,heldonbythecords,feltroundtheedgeofthebagforthetot,anddrankaboutaquartofwater。Thenitstaggeredbackagainstthewall,stoodforamomentmutteringandpassingitshandaimlesslyoveritspoorruinedhead,andfinallycollapsedintoashapelessrum-smellingheapandsleptoncemore。
Thejackerooattheendoftheverandahhadawakenedfromhisdrunkensleep,buthadnotmoved。Helayhuddledonhisside,withhisheadontheswag;
thewholelengthoftheverandahwasbeforehim;hiseyeswerewideopen,buthisfacewasintheshade。Nowherosepainfullyandstoodonthegroundoutside,withhishandsinhispockets,andgazedoutovertheopenforawhile。Hebreathedalongbreath,too——
withagroaninit。Thenheliftedhisswagquietlyfromtheendofthefloor,shoulderedit,tookuphiswater-bagandbilly,andsneakedovertheroad,awayfromtheplace,likeathief。
Hestruckacrosstheplain,andtrampedon,hourafterhour,mileaftermile,tillthebrightmoonwentdownwithabrightstarinattendanceandtheotherbrightstarswaned,andheenteredthetimberandtrampedthroughittothe\"clearedroad\",whichstretchedfarandwidefortwentymilesbeforehim,withghostlylittledust-cloudsatshortintervalsahead,wherethefrightenedrabbitscrossedit。
Andstillhewentdoggedlyon,withtheghastlydaylightonhim——
likeaswagman’sghostoutlate。Andamongrelfollowedfaithfullyallthetimeunnoticed,andwondering,perhaps,athismaster。
\"Whatwasyerdoin’tothatgirlyesterday?\"askedDannyofYankeeJacknextevening,astheycampedonthefarsideoftheplain。
\"Whatwasyouchapssayin’toAlice?Iheerdhercryin’inherroomlastnight。\"
Buttheyreckonedthathehadbeentoodrunktohearanythingexceptaninvitationtocomeandhaveanotherdrink;andsoitpassed。
TheHeroofRedclayThe\"boss-over-the-board\"wasleaningwithhisbacktothewallbetweentwoshoots,readingareferencehandedtohimbyagreen-handapplyingforworkaspicker-uporwoolroller——ashedrouseabout。
Itwasterriblyhot。Iwasslippingpasttotherolling-tables,carryingthreefleecestosaveajourney;wewereonlysupposedtocarrytwo。
Thebossstoppedme:
\"You’vegotthreefleecesthere,youngman?\"
\"Yes。\"
NotwithstandingthefactthatIhadjustslippedalightraggedfleeceintothebelly-wooland\"bits\"basket,Ifeltdeeplyinjured,andrighteouslyandfiercelyindignantatbeingpulledup。
Itwasafearfullyhotday。
\"IfIcatchyoucarryingthreefleecesagain,\"saidthebossquietly,\"I’llgiveyouthesack。\"
\"I’lltakeitnowifyoulike,\"Isaid。
Henodded。\"Youcangoonpicking-upinthisman’splace,\"
hesaidtothejackeroo,whosereferenceshowedhimtobeanon-unionman——
a\"free-labourer\",asthepastoralistshadit,or,inplainshedterms,\"ablankyscab\"。Hewasnowinthecomfortablepositionofanon-unionistinaunionshedwhohadjumpedintoasackedman’splace。
Somehowtheluridsympathyofthemenirritatedmeworsethantheboss-over-the-boardhaddone。Itmusthavebeenonaccountoftheheat,asMitchellsays。Iwassickoftheshedandthelife。
Itwaswithinacoupleofdaysofcut-out,soItoldMitchell——whowasshearing——thatI’dcampuptheBillabongandwaitforhim;
gotmycheque,rolledupmyswag,gotthreedays’tuckerfromthecook,saidso-longtohim,andtrampedwhilethemenwereintheshed。
IcampedattheheadoftheBillabongwherethetrackbranched,onebranchrunningtoBourke,uptheriver,andtheotherouttowardstheParoo——andhell。
Aboutteno’clockthethirdmorningMitchellcamealongwithhischequeandhisswag,andanewsheep-pup,andhisquietgrin;
andIwasn’ttoopleasedtoseethathehadashearercalled\"theLachlan\"
withhim。
TheLachlanwasn’tpopularattheshed。Hewasabrooding,unsociablesortofman,anditdidn’tmakeanydifferencetothechapswhetherhehadaunionticketornot。Itwasprettywellknownintheshed——therewerethreeorfourchapsfromthedistricthewasrearedin——
thathe’ddonefiveyearshardforburglary。WhatsurprisedmewasthatJackMitchellseemedthickwithhim;often,whentheLachlanwassittingbroodingandsmokingbyhimselfoutsidethehutaftersunset,Mitchellwouldperchonhisheelsalongsidehimandyarn。
ButnooneelsetooknoticeofanythingMitchelldidoutofthecommon。
\"Bettercampwithustillthecooloftheevening,\"saidMitchelltotheLachlan,astheyslippedtheirswags。\"Plentytimeforyoutostartaftersundown,ifyou’regoingtotravelto-night。\"
SotheLachlanwasgoingtotravelallnightandonadifferenttrack。
Ifeltmorecomfortable,andputthebillyon。Ididnotcaresomuchwhathe’dbeenorhaddone,butIwasgreenandsoftyet,andhispresenceembarrassedme。
Theytalkedshearing,sheds,tracks,andalittleunionism——
theLachlanspeakinginaquietvoiceandwithalotofsound,commonsense,itseemedtome。Hewastallandgaunt,andmighthavebeenthirty,orevenwellonintheforties。Hiseyesweredarkbrownanddeepset,andhadsomethingofthedead-earnestsadexpressionyousawintheeyesofunionleadersandsecretaries——thestraightmenofthestrikesof’90and’91。IfanciedonceortwiceIsawinhiseyesthesuddenfurtivelookofthe\"badegg\"whenamountedtrooperisspottedneartheshed;butperhapsthiswasprejudice。
AndwithitalltherewasabouttheLachlansomethingofthemanwhohaslostallhehadandthechancesofallhewaseverlikelytohave,andispastfeeling,orcaring,orflaringup——pastgettingmadaboutanything——something,allthesame,thatwarnedmennottomakefreewithhim。
HeandMitchellfishedalongtheBillabongalltheafternoon;
Ifishedalittle,andlayaboutthecampandread。IhadaninstinctthattheLachlansawIdidn’tcottonontohiscampingwithus,thoughhewasn’tthesortofmantoshowwhathesaworfelt。
Aftertea,andasmokeatsunset,heshoulderedhisswag,noddedtomeasifIwasanaccidentalbutrespectfulstrangeratafuneralthatbelongedtohim,andtooktheoutsidetrack。
Mitchellwalkedalongthetrackwithhimforamileorso,whileIpokedroundandgotsomeboughsdownforabed,andfedandstudiedthecolliepupthatJackhadboughtfromtheshearers’cook。
Isawthemstopandshakehandsoutonthedustyclearing,andtheyseemedtotakealongtimeaboutit;thenMitchellstartedback,andtheotherbegantodwindledowntoablackpegandthentoadotonthesandyplain,thathadjustahintofduskanddreamyfar-awaygloamingonitbetweenthechangefromglaringdaytohard,bare,broadmoonlight。
IthoughtMitchellwassulky,orhadgottheblues,whenhecameback;
helayonhiselbowsmoking,withhisfaceturnedfromthecamptowardstheplain。AfterabitIgotwild——ifMitchellwasgoingtogoonlikethathemightaswellhavetakenhisswagandgonewiththeLachlan。Idon’tknowexactlywhatwasthematterwithmethatday,andatlastImadeupmymindtobringthethingtoahead。
\"YouseemmightythickwiththeLachlan,\"Isaid。
\"Well,what’sthematterwiththat?\"askedMitchell。\"Itain’tthefirstfelonI’vebeenonspeakingtermswith。Iborrowedhalf-a-caseroffamurdereronce,whenIwasinaholeandhadnooneelsetogoto;
andthemurdererhadn’tservedhistime,neither。I’vegotnothingagainsttheLachlan,exceptthathe’sawhitemanandbearsafaintfamilyresemblancetoacertainbranchofmytribe。\"
Irolledoutmyswagontheboughs,gotmypipe,tobacco,andmatcheshandyinthecrownofasparehat,andlaydown。
Mitchellgotup,re-lithispipeatthefire,andmoonedroundforawhile,withhishandsbehindhim,kickingsticksoutoftheroad,lookingoutovertheplain,downalongtheBillabong,andupthroughthemulgabranchesatthestars;thenhecomfortedthepupabit,shovedthefiretogetherwithhistoe,stoodthetea-billyonthecoals,andcameandsquattedonthesandbymyhead。
\"Joe!I’lltellyouayarn。\"
\"Allright;fireaway!HasitgotanythingtodowiththeLachlan?\"
\"No。It’sgotnothingtodowiththeLachlannow;butit’saboutachapheknew。Don’tyoueverbreatheawordofthistotheLachlanoranyone,orhe’llgetontome。\"
\"Allright。Goahead。\"
\"YouknowI’vebeenagoodmanythingsinmytime。Ididadealofhouse-paintingatonetime;Iwasaprettysmartbrushhand,andmademoneyatit。Well,IhadarunofworkataplacecalledRedclay,ontheLachlanside。Youknowthesortoftown——twopubs,ageneralstore,apostoffice,ablacksmith’sshop,apolicestation,abranchbank,andadozenprivateweatherboardboxesonpiles,withgalvanized-irontops,besidesthehumpies。Therewasapaperthere,too,calledthe`RedclayAdvertiser’(withwhichwasincorporatedthe`GeebungChronicle’),andaRomanCatholicchurch,aChurchofEngland,andaWesleyanchapel。Nowyouseemoreofprivatelifeinthehouse-paintinglinethaninanyother——barplumbingandgasfitting;
butI’lltellyouaboutmyhouse-paintingexperiencessomeothertime。
\"TherewasayoungchapnamedJackDreweditingthe`Advertiser’then。
Hebelongedtothedistrict,buthadbeensenttoSydneytoagrammarschoolwhenhewasaboy。Hewasbetweentwenty-fiveandthirty;
hadknockedroundagooddeal,andgonethepaceinSydney。
Hegotonasaboyreporterononeofthebigdailies;
hehadbrainsandcouldwriteringsroundagoodmany,buthegotinwithacrowdthatcalledthemselves`Bohemians’,andthedrinkgotaholdonhim。Thepaperstucktohimaslongasitcould(forthesakeofhisbrains),buttheyhadtosackhimatlast。
\"Hewentoutback,asmostofthemdo,totryandworkouttheirsalvation,andknockedroundamongstthesheds。He`pickedup’inoneshedwhereIwasshearing,andwecarriedswagstogetherforacoupleofmonths。
ThenhewentbacktotheLachlanside,andprospectedamongsttheoldfieldsroundtherewithhiselderbrotherTom,whowasalltherewasleftofhisfamily。Tom,bytheway,brokehisheartdiggingJackoutofacaveinadrivetheywereworking,anddiedafewminutesaftertherescue。*Butthat’sanotheryarn。
JackDrewhadabadspreeafterthat;thenhewenttoSydneyagain,gotonhisoldpaper,wenttothedogs,andaParliamentarypushthatownedsomecityfly-blistersandcountrypaperssenthimuptoeditthe`Advertiser’attwoquidaweek。
Hedrankagain,andnowonder——youdon’tknowwhatitistoruna`GeebungAdvocate’or`MudgeeBudgeeChronicle’,andlivethere。
HewasaboutthesamebuildastheLachlan,butstouter,andhadsomethingthesamekindofeyes;buthewasordinarilyascarelessanddevil-may-careastheLachlanisgrumpyandquiet。
——
*See\"WhentheSunWentDown\",in\"WhiletheBillyBoils\"。
——
\"Therewasadoctorthere,calledDr。Lebinski。TheysaidhewasaPolishexile。Hewasfiftyorsixty,atallman,withthesetofanoldsoldierwhenhestoodstraight;
buthemostlywalkedwithhishandsbehindhim,studyingtheground。
JackDrewcaughtthattrickoffhimtowardstheend。Theywerechumsinagloomyway,andkepttothemselves——theyweretheonlytwomenwithbrainsinthattown。Theydrankandfoughtthedrinktogether。
TheDoctorwastoogloomyandimpatientoverlittlethingstobepopular。
JackDrewtalkedtoostraightinthepaper,andinspiteofhisproprietors——aboutpubspielingandsuchthings——andwastoosarcasticinhisprogresscommittee,towncouncil,andtoadyreceptionreports。
TheDoctorhadahawk’snose,pointedgrizzledbeardandmoustache,andsteely-greyeyeswithahauntedlookinthemsometimes(especiallywhenheglancedatyousideways),asifheloathedhisfellowmen,andcouldn’talwayshideit;orasifyouwerethespiritofmorphiaoropium,oradeadgirlhe’dwrongedinhisyouth——orwhateverhisdevilwas,besidedrink。Hewasclever,anddrinkhadbroughthimdowntoRedclay。
\"ThebankmanagerwasaheavysnobnamedBrowne。Hecomplainedofbeingabitdullofhearinginoneear——afteryou’dyelledathimthreeorfourtimes;sometimesI’vethoughthewasasdeafasabook-keeperinboth。Hehadawifeandyoungsters,buttheywereawayonavisitwhileIwasworkinginRedclay。
Hisniece——or,rather,hiswife’sniece——agirlnamedRuthWilson,didthehousekeeping。Shewasanorphan,adoptedbyheraunt,andwasgeneralslaveyandscape-goattothefamily——especiallytothebrats,asisoftenthecase。Shewasratherpretty,andlady-like,andkepttoherself。ThewomenandgirlscalledherMissWilson,anddidn’tlikeher。Mostofthesinglemen——andsomeofthemarriedones,perhaps——weregoneonher,buthadn’tthebrainsortheplucktobearupandtrytheirluck。Iwasgoneworsethanany,Ithink,buthadtoomuchexperienceorcommonsense。Shewasverygoodtome——
usedtohandmeoutcupsofteaandplatesofsandwiches,orbreadandbutter,orcake,morningsandafternoonsthewholetimeIwaspaintingthebank。
TheDoctorhadknownherpeopleandwasverykindtoher。
Shewasabouttheonlywoman——forshewasmorewomanthangirl——
thathe’dbrightenupandtalkfor。NeitherhenorJackDrewwereparticularlyfriendlywithBrowneorhispush。
\"Thebanker,thestorekeeper,oneofthepublicans,thebutcher(apopularmanwithhishandsinhispockets,hishatonthebackofhishead,andnothinginit),thepostmaster,andhistoady,thelightningsquirter,werethescrub-aristocracy。Therestwerecrawlers,mostlypubspielersandbushlarrikins,andthewomenwerehagsandlarrikinesses。
Thetownlivedoncheque-menfromthesurroundingbush。
Itwasanicelittleplace,takingitallround。
\"Irememberaballatthelocaltownhall,wherethescrubaristocratstookoneendoftheroomtodanceinandtheordinaryscumtheother。
Itwasasavinginmusic。SomedayanAustralianwriterwillcomealongwho’llremindthecriticsandreadersofDickens,Carlyle,andThackeraymixed,andhe’lldojusticetotheselittlecustomsofoursinthelittlesettled-districttownsofDemocraticAustralia。
ThissortofthingcametoaheadoneNewYear’sNightatRedclay,whentherewasa`public’ballandpeaceonearthandgoodwilltowardsallmen——mostlyonaccountofarailwaytoRedclaybeingsurveyed。
Wewereallthere。They’dgottheDoc。outofhisshelltoactasM。C。
\"Oneofthearistocratswasthedaughterofthelocalstorekeeper;
shebelongedtothelawn-tennisclique,andtheyWEREselect。
Forsomereasonorother——becauseshelookeduponMissWilsonasaslavey,oronaccountofafanciedslight,ortheheatworkingonignorance,oronaccountofsomethingthatcomesovergirlsandwomenthatnosonofsincanaccountfor——thisMissTea-’n’-sugartossedherheadandrefusedMissWilson’shandinthefirstsetandsobroketheladies’chainandthedance。Thentherewasato-do。
TheDoctorhelduphishandtostopthemusic,andsaid,veryquietly,thathemustcalluponMissSo-and-sotoapologisetoMissWilson——
orresignthechair。Afteralotoffussthegirldidapologiseinasnappywaythatwasanotherinsult。JackDrewgaveMissWilsonhisarmandmarchedheroffwithoutaword——Isawshewasalmostcrying。
Someonesaid,`Oh,let’sgoonwiththedance。’TheDoctorflashedroundonthem,buttheyweretoopaltryforhim,soheturnedonhisheelandwentoutwithoutaword。
ButIwasbeneaththemagaininsocialstanding,sotherewasnothingtopreventmefrommakingafewwell-chosenremarksonthingsingeneral——
whichIdid;andbrokeupthatball,andbrokesomeheadsafterwards,andgotmyselfagooddealofhatredandrespect,andtwosweethearts;
andlostallthejobsIwaslikelytoget,exceptatthebank,theDoctor’s,andtheRoyal。
\"Onedayitwasraining——generalrainforaweek。Rain,rain,rain,overridgeandscrubandgalvanisedironandintothedismalcreeks。
I’ddoneallmyinsidework,exceptabitundertheDoctor’sverandah,wherehe’dbeenhavingsomepatchingandalteringdoneroundtheglassdoorsofhissurgery,whereheconsultedhispatients。
Ididn’twanttolosetime。ItwasaMondayandnodayfortheRoyal,andtherewasnodust,soitwasagooddayforvarnishing。
ItookapotandbrushandwentalongtogivetheDoctor’sdoorsacoatofvarnish。TheDoctorandDrewwereinsidewithafire,drinkingwhiskyandsmoking,butIdidn’tknowthatwhenIstartedwork。
Therainroaredontheironrooflikethesea。Allofasuddenitheldupforaminute,andIheardtheirvoices。Thedoctorhadbeenshoutingonaccountoftherain,andforgottolowerhisvoice。
`Lookhere,JackDrew,’hesaid,`thereareonlytwothingsforyoutodoifyouhaveanyregardforthatgirl;oneistostopthis’
(theliquorIsupposehemeant)`andpullyourselftogether;
andIdon’tthinkyou’lldothat——Iknowmen。Theotheristothrowupthe`Advertiser’——it’sdoingyounogood——andclearout。’
`Iwon’tdothat,’saysDrew。`Thenshootyourself,’saidtheDoctor。
`(There’sanotherflaskinthecupboard)。Youknowwhatthisholeislike……She’sagoodtruegirl——agirlasGodmadeher。
Iknewherfatherandmother,andItellyou,Jack,I’dsoonerseeherdeadthan……’Theroofroaredagain。Ifeltabitdelicateaboutthebusinessanddidn’tliketodisturbthem,soIknockedofffortheday。