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CONTENTS

TheChronicleoftheDrum。PartI

PartII

Abd-el-KaderatToulon;or,TheCagedHawkTheKingofBrentford’sTestamentTheWhiteSquallPegofLimavaddyMay-DayOdeTheBalladofBouillabaisseTheMahoganyTreeTheYankeeVolunteersThePenandtheAlbumMrs。Katherine’sLanternLucy’sBirthdayTheCane-Bottom’dChairPiscatorandPiscatrixTheRoseuponmyBalconyRonsardtohisMistressAttheChurchGateTheAgeofWisdomSorrowsofWertherADoeintheCityTheLastofMay\"Ah,BleakandBarrenwastheMoor\"

SongoftheVioletFairyDaysPocahontasFromPocahontasLOVE-SONGSMADEEASY:——

WhatmakesmyHearttoThrillandGlow?

TheGhazul,or,OrientalLove-Song:——

TheRocksTheMerryBardTheCaiqueMyNoraToMarySerenadeTheMinaretBellsCometotheGreenwoodTreeFIVEGERMANDITTIES:——

ATragicStoryTheChapletTheKingontheTowerOnaveryOldWomanACredoFOURIMITATIONSOFBERANGER:——

LeRoid’YvetotTheKingofYvetotTheKingofBrentfordLeGrenierTheGarretRogerBontempsJollyJackIMITATIONOFHORACE:——

TohisServingBoyAdMinistramOLDFRIENDSWITHNEWFACES:——

TheKnightlyGuerdonTheAlmack’sAdieuWhentheGloomisontheGlen。

TheRedFlagDearJackCommandersoftheFaithfulWhenMoonlikeoretheHazureSeasKingCanuteFriar’sSongAtraCuraRequiescatLinesuponmySister’sPortraitTheLegendofSt。SophiaofKioffTitmarsh’sCarmenLillienseTheWillow-TreeTheWillow-Tree(anotherversion)

LYRAHIBERNICA:——

ThePimlicoPavilionTheCrystalPalaceMolony’sLamentMr。Molony’sAccountoftheBallgiventotheNepauleseAmbassadorbythePeninsularandOrientalCompanyTheBattleofLimerickLarryO’TooleTheRoseofFloraTheLastIrishGrievanceTHEBALLADSOFPOLICEMANX。:——

TheWofleNewBalladofJaneRoneyandMaryBrownTheThreeChristmasWaitsLinesonaLateHospiciousEwentTheBalladofElizaDavisDamages,TwoHundredPoundsTheKnightandtheLadyJacobHomnium’sHossTheSpeculatorsAWoefulNewBalladoftheProtestantConspiracytotakethePope’sLifeTheLamentableBalladoftheFoundlingofShoreditchTheOrganBoy’sAppealLittleBilleeTheEndofthePlayVanitasVanitatumBALLADS。

THECHRONICLEOFTHEDRUM。

PARTI。

AtParis,hardbytheMainebarriers,Whoeverwillchoosetorepair,Midstadozenofwooden-leggedwarriorsMayhaplyfallinwitholdPierre。

OnthesunshinybenchofatavernHesitsandhepratesofoldwars,AndmoistenshispipeoftobaccoWithadrinkthatisnamedafterMars。

Thebeermakeshistonguerunthequicker,Andaslongashistapneverfails,ThusoverhisfavoriteliquorOldPeterwilltellhisoldtales。

Sayshe,\"Inmylife’sninetysummersStrangechangesandchancesI’veseen,——

Sohere’stoallgentlemendrummersThateverhavethump’donaskin。

\"BroughtupintheartmilitaryForfourgenerationsweare;

Myancestorsdrumm’dforKingHarry,TheHuguenotladofNavarre。

AndaseachmaninlifehashisstationAccordingasFortunemayfix,WhileCondewaswavingthebaton,Mygrandsirewastrollingthesticks。

\"Ah!thosewerethedaysforcommanders!

Whatgloriesmygrandfatherwon,Erebigots,andlackeys,andpandersThefortunesofFrancehadundone!

InGermany,Flanders,andHolland,——

Whatfoemanresistedusthen?

No;mygrandsirewasevervictorious,MygrandsireandMonsieurTurenne。

\"Hedied:andournoblebattalionsThejadefickleFortuneforsook;

AndatBlenheim,inspiteofourvaliance,ThevictorylaywithMalbrook。

ThenewsitwasbroughttoKingLouis;

Corbleu!howhisMajestysworeWhenheheardtheyhadtakenmygrandsire:

Andtwelvethousandgentlemenmore。

\"AtNamur,Ramillies,andMalplaquetWereweposted,onplainorintrench:

MalbrookonlyneedtoattackitAndawayfromhimscamper’dweFrench。

Cheerup!’tisnousetobeglum,boys,——

’Tiswritten,sincefightingbegun,Thatsometimeswefightandweconquer,Andsometimeswefightandwerun。

\"Tofightandtorunwasourfate:

Ourfortuneandfamehaddeparted。

Andsoperish’dLouistheGreat,——

Old,lonely,andhalfbroken-hearted。

Hiscoffintheypeltedwithmud,Hisbodytheytriedtolayhandson;

AndsohavingburiedKingLouisTheyloyallyservedhisgreat-grandson。

\"GodsavethebelovedKingLouis!

(Forsohewasnicknamedbysome,)

AndnowcamemyfathertodohisKing’sordersandbeatonthedrum。

Mygrandsirewasdead,buthisbonesMusthaveshakenI’mcertainforjoy,ToheardaddydrummingtheEnglishFromthemeadowsoffamedFontenoy。

\"SowelldidhedruminthatbattleThattheenemyshow’dustheirbacks;

Corbleu!itwaspleasanttorattleThesticksandtofollowoldSaxe!

WenexthadSoubiseasaleader,Andasluckhathitschangesandfits,AtRossbach,inspiteofdad’sdrumming,’TissaidwewerebeatenbyFritz。

\"Andnowdaddycross’dtheAtlantic,TodrumforMontcalmandhismen;

Morbleu!butitmakesamanfranticTothinkwewerebeatenagain!

Mydaddyhecross’dthewideocean,Mymotherbroughtmeonherneck,Andwecameintheyearfifty-sevenToguardthegoodtownofQuebec。

\"Intheyearfifty-ninecametheBritons,——

FullwellIremembertheday,——

Theyknockedatourgatesforadmittance,Theirvesselsweremoor’dinourbay。

Saysourgeneral,’DrivemeyonredcoatsAwaytotheseawhencetheycome!’

SowemarchedagainstWolfeandhisbull-dogs,Wemarchedatthesoundofthedrum。

\"IthinkIcanseemypoormammyWithmeinherhandasshewaits,Andourregiment,slowlyretreating,Poursbackthroughthecitadelgates。

Dearmammyshelooksintheirfaces,Andasksifherhusbandiscome?

——Heislyingallcoldontheglacis,Andwillnevermorebeatonthedrum。

\"Come,drink,’tisnousetobeglum,boys,Hediedlikeasoldieringlory;

Here’saglasstothehealthofalldrum-boys,AndnowI’llcommencemyownstory。

Oncemoredidwecrossthesaltocean,Wecameintheyeareighty-one;

AndthewrongsofmyfatherthedrummerWereavengedbythedrummerhisson。

\"InChesapeakeBaywewerelanded。

InvainstrovetheBritishtopass:

Rochambeauourarmiescommanded,OurshipstheywereledbyDeGrasse。

Morbleu!HowIrattledthedrumsticksThedaywemarch’dintoYorktown;

Tenthousandofbeef-eatingBritishTheirweaponswecausedtolaydown。

\"Thenhomewardsreturningvictorious,Inpeacetoourcountrywecame,AndwerethankedforourgloriousactionsByLouisSixteenthofthename。

WhatdrummeronearthcouldbeprouderThanI,whileIdrumm’datVersaillesTothelovelycourtladiesinpowder,Andlappets,andlongsatin-tails?

\"ThePrincesthatdaypass’dbeforeus,Ourcountrymen’sgloryandhope;

Monsieur,whowaslearnedinHorace,D’Artois,whocoulddancethetightrope。

OnenightwekeptguardfortheQueenAtherMajesty’sopera-box,WhiletheKing,thatmajesticalmonarch,Satfilingathomeathislocks。

\"Yes,Idrumm’dforthefairAntoinette,Andsosmilingshelook’dandsotender,Thatourofficers,privates,anddrummers,Allvow’dtheywoulddietodefendher。

Butshecarednotforushonestfellows,Whofoughtandwhobledinherwars,Shesneer’datourgallantRochambeau,AndturnedLafayetteoutofdoors。

\"Ventrebleu!thenIsworeagreatoath,Nomoretosuchtyrantstokneel。

Andsojusttokeepupmydrumming,OnedayIdrumm’ddowntheBastille。

Ho,landlord!astoupoffreshwine。

Come,comrades,abumperwe’lltry,Anddrinktotheyeareighty-nineAndthegloriousfourthofJuly!

\"Thenbravelyourcannonitthunder’dAsonwardsourpatriotsbore。

Ourenemieswerebutahundred,Andwetwentythousandormore。

TheycarriedthenewstoKingLouis。

Hehearditascalmasyouplease,And,likeamajesticalmonarch,Keptfilinghislocksandhiskeys。

\"Weshow’dourrepublicancourage,Westorm’dandwebrokethegreatgatein,Andwemurder’dtheinsolentgovernorFordaringtokeepusa-waiting。

Lambescandhissquadronsstoodby:

Theyneverstirr’dfingerorthumb。

ThesaucyaristocratstrembledAstheyheardtherepublicandrum。

\"Hurrah!whatastormwasa-brewing:

Thedayofourvengeancewascome!

ThroughscenesofwhatcarnageandruinDidIbeatonthepatriotdrum!

Let’sdrinktothefamedtenthofAugust:

AtmidnightIbeatthetattoo,AndwokeupthePikemenofParisTofollowtheboldBarbaroux。

\"Withpikes,andwithshouts,andwithtorchesMarch’donwardsourdustybattalions,AndwegirtthetallcastleofLouis,Amillionoftatterdemalions!

Westorm’dthefairgardenswheretower’dThewallsofhisheritagesplendid。

Ah,shameonhim,cravenandcoward,Thathadnotthehearttodefendit!

\"Withthecrownofhissiresonhishead,Hisnoblesandknightsbyhisside,Atthefootofhisancestors’palace’Twereeasy,methinks,tohavedied。

Butno:whenweburstthroughhisbarriers,Midheapsofthedyinganddead,Invainthroughthechamberswesoughthim——

Hehadturn’dlikeacravenandfled……

\"YouallknowthePlacedelaConcorde?

’TishardbytheTuileriewall。

Midterraces,fountains,andstatues,Thererisesanobelisktall。

Thererisesanobelisktall,Allgarnish’dandgildedthebaseis:

’TissurelythegayestofallOurbeautifulcity’sgayplaces。

\"Arounditaregardensandflowers,AndtheCitiesofFranceontheirthrones,Eachcrown’dwithhiscircletofflowersSitswatchingthisbiggestofstones!

Ilovetogositinthesunthere,Theflowersandfountainstosee,AndtothinkofthedeedsthatweredonethereInthegloriousyearninety-three。

\"’TwasherestoodtheAltarofFreedom;

AndthoughneithermarblenorgildingWasusedinthosedaystoadornOursimplerepublicanbuilding,Corbleu!buttheMEREGUILLOTINE

Caredlittleforsplendororshow,Soyougaveheranaxeandabeam,Andaplankandabasketorso。

\"Awful,andproud,anderect,Heresatourrepublicangoddess。

Eachmorninghertablewedeck’dWithdaintyaristocrats’bodies。

ThepeopleeachdayflockedaroundAsshesatathermeatandherwine:

’TwasalwaystheuseofournationTowitnessthesovereigndine。

\"Youngvirginswithfairgoldentresses,Oldsilver-hair’dprelatesandpriests,Dukes,marquises,barons,princesses,Weresplendidlyservedatherfeasts。

Ventrebleu!butwepamper’dourogressWiththebestthatournationcouldbring,Anddaintyshegrewinherprogress,AndcalledfortheheadofaKing!

\"ShecalledforthebloodofourKing,Andstraightfromhisprisonwedrewhim;

Andtoherwithshoutingweledhim,Andtookhim,andboundhim,andslewhim。

’ThemonarchsofEuropeagainstmeHaveplottedagodlessallianceI’llflingthemtheheadofKingLouis,’

Shesaid,’asmygageofdefiance。’

\"Iseehimasnow,foramoment,Awayfromhisjailershebroke;

Andstoodatthefootofthescaffold,Andlinger’d,andfainwouldhavespoke。

’Ho,drummer!quick!silenceyonCapet,’

SaysSanterre,’withabeatofyourdrum。’

LustilythendidItapit,AndthesonofSaintLouiswasdumb。

PARTII。

\"ThegloriousdaysofSeptemberSawmanyaristocratsfall;

’TwasthenthatourpikesdrunkthebloodInthebeautifulbreastofLamballe。

Pardi,’twasabeautifullady!

Iseldomhavelookedonherlike;

AndIdrumm’dforagallantprocession,Thatmarchedwithherheadonapike。

\"Let’sshowthepaleheadtotheQueen,Wesaid——she’llrememberitwell。

Shelookedfromthebarsofherprison,Andshriek’dasshesawit,andfell。

Wesetupashoutatherscreaming,Welaugh’datthefrightshehadshownAtthesightoftheheadofherminion;

Howshe’dtrembletopartwithherown。

\"WehadtakentheheadofKingCapet,Wecalledforthebloodofhiswife;

Undauntedshecametothescaffold,Andbaredherfairnecktotheknife。

Asshefeltthefoulfingersthattouch’dher,Sheshrunk,butshedeignednottospeak:

Shelook’dwitharoyaldisdain,Anddiedwithablushonhercheek!

\"’Twasthusthatourcountrywassaved;

Sotoldusthesafetycommittee!

Butpsha!I’vetheheartofasoldier,Allgentleness,mercy,andpity。

Iloathedtoassistatsuchdeeds,AndmydrumbeatitsloudestoftunesAsweofferedtojusticeoffendedThebloodofthebloodytribunes。

\"Awaywithsuchfoulrecollections!

Nomoreoftheaxeandtheblock;

Isawthelastfightofthesections,Astheyfell’neathourgunsatSaintRock。

YoungBONAPARTEledusthatday;

WhenhesoughttheItalianfrontier,Ifollow’dmygallantyoungcaptain,Ifollow’dhimmanyalongyear。

\"Wecametoanarmyinrags,OurgeneralwasbutaboyWhenwefirstsawtheAustrianflagsFlauntproudinthefieldsofSavoy。

Inthegloriousyearninety-six,Wemarch’dtothebanksofthePo;

Icarriedmydrumandmysticks,AndwelaidtheproudAustrianlow。

\"Intriumphweenter’dMilan,WeseizedontheMantuankeys;

ThetroopsoftheEmperorran,AndthePopehetelldownonhisknees。——

Pierre’scomradesherecall’dafreshbottle,Andclubbingtogethertheirwealth,TheydranktotheArmyofItaly,AndGeneralBonaparte’shealth。

Thedrummernowbaredhisoldbreast,Andshow’dusaplentyofscars,RudepresentsthatFortunehadmadehim,Infiftyvictoriouswars。

\"ThiscamewhenIfollow’dboldKleber——

’TwasshotbyaMamelukegun;

AndthisfromanAustriansabre,WhenthefieldofMarengowaswon。

\"Myforeheadhasmanydeepfurrows,Butthisisthedeepestofall:

ABrunswickermadeitatJena,BesidethefairriverofSaal。

Thiscross,’twastheEmperorgaveit;

(Godblesshim!)itcoversablow;

IhaditatAusterlitzfight,AsIbeatonmydruminthesnow。

\"’Twasthusthatweconquer’dandfought;

Butwhereforecontinuethestory?

There’sneverababyinFranceButhasheardofourchiefandourglory,——

Buthasheardofourchiefandourfame,Hissorrowsandtriumphscantell,HowbravelyNapoleonconquer’d,Howbravelyandsadlyhefell。

\"Itmakesmyoldhearttobeathigher,TothinkofthedeedsthatIsaw;

Ifollow’dboldNeythroughthefire,AndchargedatthesideofMurat。\"

AndsodidoldPetercontinueHisstoryoftwentybraveyears;

Hisaudiencefollow’dwithcomments——

Rudecommentsofcursesandtears。

HetoldhowthePrussiansinvainHaddiedindefenceoftheirland;

Hisaudiencelaugh’datthestory,Andvow’dthattheircaptainwasgrand!

HehadfoughttheredEnglish,hesaid,InmanyabattleofSpain;

TheycursedtheredEnglish,andprayedTomeetthemandfightthemagain。

HetoldthemhowRussiawaslost,Hadwinternotdriventhemback;

Andhiscompanycursedthequickfrost,AnddoublytheycursedtheCossack。

Hetoldhowthestrangerarrived;

Theyweptatthetaleofdisgrace:

Andtheylong’dbutforonebattlemore,Thestainoftheirshametoefface!

\"Ourcountrytheirhordesoverrun,WefledtothefieldsofChampagne,Andfoughtthem,thoughtwentytoone,Andbeatthemagainandagain!

Ourwarriorwasconquer’datlast;

Theybadehimhiscrowntoresign;

TofateandhiscountryheyieldedTherightsofhimselfandhisline。

\"Hecame,andamongushestood,Aroundhimwepress’dinathrong:

Wecouldnotregardhimforweeping,Whohadledusandlovedussolong。

’Ihaveledyoufortwentylongyears,’

Napoleonsaid,erehewent’WhereverwashonorIfoundyou,Andwithyou,mysons,amcontent!

\"’ThoughEuropeagainstmewasarm’d,Yourchiefsandmypeoplearetrue;

Istillmighthavestruggledwithfortune,AndbaffledallEuropewithyou。

\"’ButFrancewouldhavesuffer’dthewhile,’TisbestthatIsufferalone;

Igotomyplaceofexile,Towriteofthedeedswehavedone。

\"’Betruetothekingthattheygiveyou,Wemaynotembraceerewepart;

But,General,reachmeyourhand,Andpressme,Ipray,toyourheart。’

\"Hecalledforourbattlestandard;

Onekisstotheeaglehegave。

’Deareagle!’hesaid,’maythiskissLongsoundintheheartsofthebrave!’

’TwasthusthatNapoleonleftus;

Ourpeoplewereweepingandmute,Ashepass’dthroughthelinesofhisguard,Andourdrumsbeatthenotesofsalute……

\"Ilook’dwhenthedrummingwaso’er,Ilook’d,butourherowasgone;

Weweredestinedtoseehimoncemore,WhenwefoughtontheMountofSt。John。

TheEmperorrodethroughourfiles;

’TwasJune,andafairSundaymorn;

ThelinesofourwarriorsformilesStretch’dwidethroughtheWaterloocorn。

\"Inthousandswestoodontheplain,Thered-coatswerecrowningtheheight;

’GoscatteryonEnglish,’hesaid;

’We’llsup,lads,atBrusselstonight。’

Weansweredhisvoicewithashout;

Oureagleswerebrightinthesun;

Ourdrumsandourcannonspokeout,Andthethunderingbattlebegun。

\"Onechargetoanothersucceeds,Likewavesthatahurricanebears;

AlldaydoourgallopingsteedsDashfierceontheenemy’ssquares。

Atnoonwebeganthefellonset:

WechargeduptheEnglishman’shill;

Andmadlywechargeditatsunset——

Hisbannerswerefloatingtherestill。

\"——Goto!Iwilltellyounomore;

Youknowhowthebattlewaslost。

Ho!fetchmeabeakerofwine,And,comrades,I’llgiveyouatoast。

I’llgiveyouacurseonalltraitors,WhoplottedourEmperor’sruin;

Andacurseonthosered-coatedEnglish,Whosebayonetshelp’dourundoing。

\"AcurseonthoseBritishassassins,Whoorder’dtheslaughterofNey;

AcurseonSirHudson,whotorturedThelifeofourheroaway。

AcurseonallRussians——Ihatethem——

OnallPrussianandAustrianfry;

Andoh!butIpraywemaymeetthem,AndfightthemagainereIdie。\"

’TwasthusoldPeterdidconcludeHischroniclewithcursesfit。

Hespokethetaleinaccentsrude,InruderverseIcopiedit。

Perhapsthetaleamoralbears,(Alltalesintimetothismustcome,)

ThestoryoftwohundredyearsWritontheparchmentofadrum。

WhatPetertoldwithdrumandstick,Isendlessthemeforpoet’spen:

Isfoundinendlessquartosthick,Enormousbooksbylearnedmen。

Andeversincehistorianwrit,Andeversinceabardcouldsing,DotheachexaltwithallhiswitThenobleartofmurdering。

Welovetoreadthegloriouspage,HowboldAchilleskill’dhisfoe:

AndTurnus,fell’dbyTrojans’rage,Wenthowlingtotheshadesbelow。

HowGodfreyledhisred-crossknights,HowmadOrlandoslash’dandslew;

There’snotasinglebardthatwritesButdoththegloriousthemerenew。

Andwhile,infashionpicturesque,Thepoetrhymesofbloodandblows,ThegravehistorianathisdeskDescribesthesameinclassicprose。

GoreadtheworksofReverendCox,You’lldulyseerecordedthereThehistoryoftheself-sameknocksHereroughlysungbyDrummerPierre。

Ofbattlesfierceandwarriorsbig,Hewritesinphrasesdullandslow,Andwaveshiscauliflowerwig,Andshouts\"SaintGeorgeforMarlborow!\"

TakeDoctorSoutheyfromtheshelf,AnLL。D,——apeacefulman;

GoodLord,howdothheplumehimselfBecausewebeattheCorsican!

FromfirsttolasthispageisfilledWithstirringtaleshowblowswerestruck。

HeshowshowwetheFrenchmenkill’d,AndpraisesGodforourgoodluck。

Somehints,’tistrue,ofpoliticsThedoctorsgiveandstatesman’sart:

Pierreonlybangshisdrumandsticks,Andunderstandsthebloodypart。

Hecaresnotwhatthecausemaybe,Heisnotniceforwrongandright;

Butshowhimwhere’stheenemy,Heonlyaskstodrumandfight。

Theybidhimfight,——perhapshewins。

Andwhenhetellsthestoryo’er,Thehonestsavagebragsandgrins,Andonlylongstofightoncemore。

Butluckmaychange,andvalorfail,Ourdrummer,Peter,meetreverse,Andwithamoralpointshistale——

Theendofallsuchtales——acurse。

Lastyear,mylove,itwasmyhapBehindagrenadiertobe,And,butheworeahairycap,Notallerman,methinks,thanme。

PrinceAlbertandtheQueen,Godwot,(Beblessingsonthegloriouspair!)

Beforeuspassed,Isawthemnot,Ionlysawacapofhair。

YourorthodoxhistorianputsInforemostrankthesoldierthus,Thered-coatbullyinhisboots,Thathidesthemarchofmenfromus。

Heputshimthereinforemostrank,Youwonderathiscapofhair:

Youhearhissabre’scursedclank,Hisspursarejinglingeverywhere。

Goto!Ihatehimandhistrade:

Whobadeussotocringeandbend,AndallGod’speacefulpeoplemadeTosuchashimsubservient?

TellmewhatfindwetoadmireInepauletsandscarletcoats。

Inmen,becausetheyloadandfire,Andknowtheartofcuttingthroats?……

Ah,gentle,tenderladymine!

Thewinterwindblowscoldandshrill,Come,fillmeonemoreglassofwine,Andgivethesillyfoolstheirwill。

Andwhatcareweforwarandwrack,Howkingsandheroesriseandfall;

Lookyonder,*inhiscoffinblack,Thereliesthegreatestofthemall!

Topluckhimdown,andkeephimup,Diedmanymillionhumansouls;

’Tistwelveo’clock,andtimetosup,BidMaryheapthefirewithcoals。

Hecapturedmanythousandguns;

Hewrote\"TheGreat\"beforehisname;

Anddying,onlylefthissonsTherecollectionofhisshame。

Thoughmorethanhalftheworldwashis,Hediedwithoutaroodhisown;

AndborrowedfromhisenemiesSixfootofgroundtolieupon。

Hefoughtathousandgloriouswars,Andmorethanhalftheworldwashis,Andsomewherenow,inyonderstars,Cantell,mayhap,whatgreatnessis。

1841。

*ThisballadwaswrittenatParisatthetimeoftheSecondFuneralofNapoleon。

ABD-EL-KADERATTOULON。

OR,THECAGEDHAWK。

Nomore,thoulitheandlong-wingedhawk,ofdesert-lifeforthee;

Nomoreacrossthesultrysandsshaltthougoswoopingfree:

Bluntidletalons,idlebeak,withspurningofthychain,Shatteragainstthycagethewingthoune’ermay’stspreadagain。

Long,sittingbytheirwatchfires,shalltheKabylestellthetaleOfthydashfromBenHalifaonthefatMetidjavale;

Howthouswept’stthedesertover,bearingdownthewildElRiff,FromeasternBeniSalahtowesternOuadShelif;

Howthywhiteburnouswelitstreaming,likethestorm-racko’erthesea,WhenthourodestinthevanwardoftheMoorishchivalry;

Howthyrazziawasawhirlwind,thyonsetasimoom,Howthysword-sweepwasthelightning,dealingdeathfromoutthegloom!

Norlessquicktoslayinbattlethaninpeacetospareandsave,Ofbravemenwisestcouncillor,ofwisecouncillorsmostbrave;

Howtheeyethatflasheddestructioncouldbeamgentlenessandlove,Howlionintheematedlamb,howeaglemateddove!

Availednotorsteelorshot’gainstthatcharmedlifesecure,TillcunningFrance,inlastresource,tossedupthegoldenlure;

Andthecarrionbuzzardsroundhimstooped,faithless,tothecast,Andthewildhawkofthedesertiscaughtandcagedatlast。

Weep,maidensofZerifah,abovetheladenloom!

Scar,chieftainsofAlElmah,yourcheeksingriefandgloom!

SonsoftheBeniSnazam,throwdowntheuselesslance,AndstoopyournecksandbareyourbackstoyokeandscourgeofFrance!

Twasnotinfighttheyborehimdown;henevercriedaman;

HeneversankhisswordbeforethePRINCEOFFRANGHISTAN;

Butwithtraitorsallaroundhim,hisstaruponthewane,HeheardthevoiceofALLAH,andhewouldnotstriveinvain。

Theygavehimwhatheaskedthem;fromkingtokinghespake,Asonethatplightedwordandsealnotknowethhowtobreak;

\"Letmepassfromoutmydeserts,be’tmineownchoicewheretogo,Ibrooknofetteredlifetolive,acaptiveandashow。\"

Andtheypromised,andhetrustedthem,andproudandcalmhecame,Uponhisblackmareriding,girtwithhisswordoffame。

Goodsteed,goodsword,herenderedbothuntotheFrankishthrong;

Heknewthemfalseandfickle——butaPrince’swordisstrong。

Howhavetheykepttheirpromise?Turnedtheythevessel’sprowUntoAcre,Alexandria,astheyhavesworne’ennow?

Notso:fromOrannorthwardsthewhitesailsgleamandglance,AndthewildhawkofthedesertisborneawaytoFrance!

WhereToulon’swhite-walledlazaretlookssouthwardo’erthewave,SitshethattrustedinthewordasonofLouisgave。

Onoblefaithofnobleheart!Andwasthewarningvain,ThetextwritbytheBOURBONintheblurredblackbookofSpain?

Theyhaveneedoftheetogazeon,theyhaveneedoftheetograceThetriumphofthePrince,togildthepinchbeckoftheirrace。

Wordsarebutwind,conditionsmustbeconstruedbyGUIZOT;

Dashoutthyheart,thoudeserthawk,erethouartmadeashow!

THEKINGOFBRENTFORD’STESTAMENT。

ThenobleKingofBrentfordWasoldandverysick,Hesummon’dhisphysiciansTowaituponhimquick;

Theystepp’dintotheircoachesAndbroughttheirbestphysick。

Theycramm’dtheirgraciousmasterWithpotionandwithpill;

Theydrench’dhimandtheybledhim;

Theycouldnotcurehisill。

\"Gofetch,\"sayshe,\"mylawyer,I’dbettermakemywill。\"

Themonarch’sroyalmandateThelawyerdidobey;

Thethoughtofsix-and-eightpenceDidmakehisheartfullgay。

\"Whatis’t,\"sayshe,\"yourMajestyWouldwishofmeto-day?\"

\"Thedoctorshavebelabor’dmeWithpotionandwithpill:

Myhoursoflifearecounted,Omanoftapeandquill!

Sitdownandmendapenortwo,Iwanttomakemywill。

\"O’erallthelandofBrentfordI’mlord,andekeofKew:

I’vethree-per-centsandfive-per-cents;

Mydebtsarebutafew;

AndtoinheritaftermeIhavebutchildrentwo。

PrinceThomasismyeldestson,AsoberPrinceishe,Andfromthedaywebreech’dhimTillnow,he’stwenty-three,HenevercauseddisquietTohispoorMammaorme。

\"Atschooltheyneverflogg’dhim,Atcollege,thoughnotfast,Yethislittle-goandgreat-goHecreditablypass’d,Andmadehisyear’sallowanceForeighteenmonthstolast。

\"Heneverowedashilling。

Wentneverdrunktobed,HehasnottwoideasWithinhishonesthead——

InallrespectshediffersFrommysecondson,PrinceNed。

\"WhenTomhashalfhisincomeLaidbyattheyear’send,PoorNedhasne’erastiverThatrightlyhemayspend,Butspongesonatradesman,Orborrowsfromafriend。

\"WhileTomhislegalstudiesMostsoberlypursues,PoorNedmostpasshismorningsA-dawdlingwiththeMuse:

WhileTomfrequentshisbanker,YoungNedfrequentstheJews。

\"Neddrivesaboutinbuggies,Tomsometimestakesa’bus;

Ah,cruelfate,whymadeyouMychildrendifferthus?

WhymakeofTomaDULLARD,AndNedaGENIUS?\"

\"You’llcuthimwithashilling,\"

Exclaimedthemanofwits:

\"I’llleavemywealth,\"saidBrentford,\"SirLawyer,asbefits;

AndportionboththeirfortunesUntotheirseveralwits。\"

\"YourGraceknowsbest,\"thelawyersaid\"OnyourcommandsIwait。\"

\"Besilent,Sir,\"saysBrentford,\"Aplagueuponyourprate!

Cometakeyourpenandpaper,AndwriteasIdictate。\"

ThewillasBrentfordspokeitWaswritandsignedandclosed;

Hebadethelawyerleavehim,Andturn’dhimroundanddozed;

AndnextweekinthechurchyardThegoodoldKingreposed。

Tom,dressedincrapeandhatband,Ofmournerswasthechief;

Inbitterself-upbraidingsPoorEdwardshowedhisgrief:

TomhidhisfatwhitecountenanceInhispocket-handkerchief。

Ned’seyeswerefullofweeping,Hefalter’dinhiswalk;

Tomnevershedatear,Butonwardshedidstalk,Aspompous,black,andsolemn,Asanycatafalque。

AndwhenthebonesofBrentford——

Thatgentlekingandjust——

WithbellandbookandcandleWeredulylaidindust,\"Now,gentleman,\"saysThomas,\"Letbusinessbediscussed。

\"WhenlateoursirebelovedWastakendeadlyill,SirLawyer,youattendedhim(Imeantotaxyourbill);

And,asyousignedandwroteit,Ipritheereadthewill。\"

Thelawyerwipedhisspectacles,Anddrewtheparchmentout;

AndalltheBrentfordfamilySateagerroundabout:

PoorNedwassomewhatanxious,ButTomhadne’eradoubt。

\"Myson,asImakereadyToseekmylastlonghome,SomecaresIhadforNeddy,Butnoneforthee,myTom:

SobrietyandorderYoune’erdepartedfrom。

\"Nedhathabrilliantgenius,Andthouaploddingbrain;

OntheeIthinkwithpleasure,Onhimwithdoubtandpain。\"

(\"Yousee,goodNed,\"saysThomas,\"Whathethoughtaboutustwain。\"

\"Thoughsmallwasyourallowance,Yousavedalittlestore;

AndthosewhosavealittleShallgetaplentymore。\"

Asthelawyerreadthiscompliment,Tom’seyeswererunningo’er。

\"Thetortoiseandthehare,Tom,Setout,ateachhispace;

Thehareitwasthefleeter,Thetortoisewontherace;

Andsincetheworld’sbeginningThiseverwasthecase。

\"Ned’sgenius,blitheandsinging,Stepsgaylyo’ertheground;

AssteadilyyoutrudgeitHeclearsitwithabound;

Butdulnesshasstoutlegs,Tom,Andwindthat’swondroussound。

\"O’erfruitsandflowersalike,Tom,Youpasswithploddingfeet;

Youheednotonenort’otherButonwardsgoyourbeat,WhilegeniusstopstoloiterWithallthathemaymeet;

\"Andeverashewanders,WillhaveapretextfineForsleepinginthemorning,Orloiteringtodine,Ordozingintheshade,Orbaskingintheshine。

\"Yourlittlesteadyeyes,Tom,ThoughnotsobrightasthoseThatrestlessroundabouthimHisflashinggeniusthrows,AreexcellentlysuitedTolookbeforeyournose。

\"Thankheaven,then,fortheblinkersItplacedbeforeyoureyes;

Thestupidestareweakest,Thewittyarenotwise;

Oh,blessyourgoodstupidity,Itisyourdearestprize!

\"Andthoughmylandsarewide,Andplentyismygold,StillbettergiftsfromNature,MyThomas,doyouhold——

Abrainthat’sthickandheavy,Aheartthat’sdullandcold。

\"Toodulltofeeldepression,Toohardtoheeddistress,ToocoldtoyieldtopassionOrsillytenderness。

Marchon——yourroadisopenTowealth,Tom,andsuccess。

\"Nedsinnethinextravagance,Andyouingreedylust。\"

(\"I’faith,\"saysNed,\"ourfatherIslesspolitethanjust。\")

\"Inyou,sonTom,I’veconfidence,ButNedIcannottrust。

\"Whereforemyleaseandcopyholds,Mylandsandtenements,Myparks,myfarms,andorchards,Myhousesandmyrents,MyDutchstockandmySpanishstock,Myfiveandthreepercents,\"Ileavetoyou,myThomas\"——

(\"What,all?\"poorEdwardsaid。

\"Well,well,Ishouldhavespentthem,AndTom’saprudenthead\")——

\"Ileavetoyou,myThomas,——

ToyouinTRUSTforNed。\"

ThewrathandconsternationWhatpoete’ercouldtraceThatatthisfatalpassageCameo’erPrinceTomhisface;

Thewonderofthecompany,AndhonestNed’samaze!

\"’Tissurelysomemistake,\"

Good-naturedlycriesNed;

Thelawyeransweredgravely,\"’TisevenasIsaid;

’TwasthushisgraciousMajestyOrdain’donhisdeath-bed。

\"See,herethewilliswitness’d,Andhere’shisautograph。\"

\"Intruth,ourfather’swriting,\"

SaysEdward,withalaugh;

\"Butthoushaltnotbealoser,Tom,We’llshareithalfandhalf。\"

\"Alas!mykindyounggentleman,Thissharingcannotbe;

’TiswritteninthetestamentThatBrentfordspoketome,’IdoforbidPrinceNedtogivePrinceTomahalfpenny。

\"’Hehathastoreofmoney,Butne’erwasknowntolendit;

Heneverhelp’dhisbrother;

Thepoorhene’erbefriended;

HehathnoneedofpropertyWhoknowsnothowtospendit。

\"’PoorEdwardknowsbuthowtospend,AndthriftyTomtohoard;

LetThomasbethestewardthen,AndEdwardbethelord;

AndasthehonestlaborerIsworthyhisreward,\"’IprayPrinceNed,mysecondson,Andmysuccessordear,TopaytohisintendantFivehundredpoundsayear;

Andtothinkofhisoldfather,Andliveandmakegoodcheer。’\"

SuchwasoldBrentford’shonesttestament,Hediddevisehismoneysforthebest,AndliesinBrentfordchurchinpeacefulrest。

PrinceEdwardlived,andmoneymadeandspent;

Buthisgoodsirewaswrong,itisconfess’dTosayhisson,youngThomas,neverlent。

Hedid。YoungThomaslentatinterest,Andnoblytookhistwenty-fivepercent。

LongtimethefamousreignofNedenduredO’erChiswick,Fulham,Brentford,Putney,Kew,Butofextravagancehene’erwascured。

Andwhenbothdied,asmortalmenwilldo,’TwascommonlyreportedthatthestewardWasverymuchthericherofthetwo。

THEWHITESQUALL。

Ondeck,beneaththeawning,Idozinglayandyawning;

Itwasthegrayofdawning,Ereyetthesunarose;

Andabovethefunnel’sroaring,Andthefitfulwind’sdeploring,IheardthecabinsnoringWithuniversalnose。

Icouldhearthepassengerssnorting——

Ienviedtheirdisporting——

VainlyIwascourtingThepleasureofadoze!

SoIlay,andwonderedwhylightCamenot,andwatchedthetwilight,Andtheglimmeroftheskylight,Thatshotacrossthedeck;

Andthebinnaclepaleandsteady,Andthedullglimpseofthedead-eye,AndthesparksinfieryeddyThatwhirledfromthechimneyneck。

InourjovialfloatingprisonTherewassleepfromforetomizzen,AndneverastarhadrisenThehazyskytospeck。

Strangecompanyweharbored,We’dahundredJewstolarboard,Unwashed,uncombed,unbarbered——

Jewsblack,andbrown,andgray;

Withterroritwouldseizeye,Andmakeyoursoulsuneasy,ToseethoseRabbisgreasy,Whodidnaughtbutscratchandpray:

Theirdirtychildrenpuking——

Theirdirtysaucepanscooking——

TheirdirtyfingershookingTheirswarmingfleasaway。

Tostarboard,TurksandGreekswere——

Whiskeredandbrowntheircheekswere——

Enormouswidetheirbreekswere,Theirpipesdidpuffalway;

EachonhismatallottedInsilencesmokedandsquatted,WhilstroundtheirchildrentrottedInpretty,pleasantplay。

Hecan’tbutsmilewhotracesThesmilesonthosebrownfaces,Andthepretty,prattlinggracesOfthosesmallheathensgay。

Andsothehourskepttolling,AndthroughtheoceanrollingWentthebrave\"Iberia\"bowlingBeforethebreakofday——

WhenASQUALL,uponasudden,Cameo’erthewatersscudding;

Andthecloudsbegantogather,Andtheseawaslashedtolather,Andtheloweringthundergrumbled,Andthelightningjumpedandtumbled,Andtheship,andalltheocean,Wokeupinwildcommotion。

Thenthewindsetupahowling,Andthepoodledogayowling,Andthecocksbeganacrowing,Andtheoldcowraisedalowing,Assheheardthetempestblowing;

Andfowlsandgeesedidcackle,AndthecordageandthetackleBegantoshriekandcrackle;

Andthespraydashedo’erthefunnels,Anddownthedeckinrunnels;

Andtherushingwatersoaksall,Fromtheseameninthefo’ksalTothestokerswhoseblackfacesPeeroutoftheirbed-places;

Andthecaptainhewasbawling,Andthesailorspulling,hauling,Andthequarter-decktarpaulingWasshiveredinthesqualling;

Andthepassengersawaken,Mostpitifullyshaken;

Andthestewardjumpsup,andhastensForthenecessarybasins。

ThentheGreekstheygroanedandquivered,Andtheyknelt,andmoaned,andshivered,Astheplungingwatersmetthem,Andsplashedandoversetthem;

AndtheycallintheiremergenceUponcountlesssaintsandvirgins;

Andtheirmarrowbonesarebended,Andtheythinktheworldisended。

AndtheTurkishwomenfor’ardWerefrightenedandbehorror’d;

Andshriekingandbewildering,Themothersclutchedtheirchildren;

Themensung\"Allah!Illah!

MashallahBismillah!\"

AsthewarringwatersdousedthemAndsplashedthemandsousedthem,AndtheycalledupontheProphet,Andthoughtbutlittleofit。

ThenallthefleasinJewryJumpedupandbitlikefury;

AndtheprogenyofJacobDidonthemain-deckwakeup(IwotthosegreasyRabbinsWouldneverpayforcabins);

AndeachmanmoanedandjabberedinHisfilthyJewishgaberdine,Inwoeandlamentation,Andhowlingconsternation。

AndthesplashingwaterdrenchesTheirdirtybratsandwenches;

AndtheycrawlfrombalesandbenchesInahundredthousandstenches。

ThiswastheWhiteSquallfamous,Whichlatterlyo’ercameus,AndwhichallwillwellrememberOnthe28thSeptember;

WhenaPrussiancaptainofLancers(Thosetight-laced,whiskeredprancers)

Cameonthedeckastonished,Bythatwildsqualladmonished,Andwonderingcried,\"Potztausend,WieistderSturmjetztbrausend?\"

AndlookedatCaptainLewis,WhocalmlystoodandblewhisCigarinallthehustle,Andscornedthetempest’stussle,Andoftwe’vethoughtthereafterHowhebeatthestormtolaughter;

ForwellheknewhisvesselWiththatvainwindcouldwrestle;

Andwhenawreckwethoughther,Anddoomedourselvestoslaughter,Howgaylyhefoughther,Andthroughthehubbubbroughther,Andasthetempestcaughther,Cried,\"GEORGE!SOMEBRANDY-AND-WATER!\"

Andwhen,itsforceexpended,Theharmlessstormwasended,AndasthesunrisesplendidCameblushingo’erthesea;

Ithought,asdaywasbreaking,Mylittlegirlswerewaking,Andsmiling,andmakingAprayerathomeforme。

1844。

PEGOFLIMAVADDY。

RidingfromColeraine(FamedforlovelyKitty),CameaCockneyboundUntoDerrycity;

Wearywashissoul,Shiveringandsad,heBumpedalongtheroadLeadstoLimavaddy。

Mountainsstretch’daround,Gloomywastheirtinting,Andthehorse’shoofsMadeadismalclinting;

WindupontheheathHowlingwasandpiping,Ontheheathandbog,Blackwithmanyasnipein。

Midthebogsofblack,Silverpoolswereflashing,CrowsupontheirsidesPickingwereandsplashing。

CockneyonthecarCloserfoldshisplaidy,GrumblingattheroadLeadstoLimavaddy。

ThroughthecrashingwoodsAutumnbrawldandbluster’d,TossingroundaboutLeavesthehueofmustardYonderlayLoughFoyle,Whichastormwaswhipping,CoveringwithmistLake,andshoresandshipping。

Upanddownthehill(Nothingcouldbebolder),HorsewentwitharawBleedingonhisshoulder。

\"Wherearehorseschanged?\"

SaidItotheladdyDrivingonthebox:

\"Sir,atLimavaddy。\"

Limavaddyinn’sButahumblebait-house,WhereyoumayprocureWhiskeyandpotatoes;

LandlordatthedoorGivesasmilingwelcome——

TotheshiveringwightsWhotohishotelcome。

LandladywithinSitsandknitsastocking,WithawaryfootBaby’scradlerocking。

TothechimneynookHaving,foundadmittance,ThereIwatchapupPlayingwithtwokittens;

(Playingroundthefire,Whichofblazingturfis,RoaringtothepotWhichbubbleswiththemurphies。

AndthecradledbabeFondthemothernursedit,SingingitasongAsshetwiststheworsted!

UpanddownthestairTwomoreyoungonespatter(TwinswereneverseenDirtiernorfatter)。

Bothhavemottledlegs,Bothhavesnubbynoses,Bothhave——HerethehostKindlyinterposes:

\"SureyoumustbefrozeWiththesleetandhail,sir:

Sowillyouhavesomepunch,Orwillyouhavesomeale,sir?\"

PresentlyamaidEnterswiththeliquor(HalfapintofaleFrothinginabeaker)。

Gads!didn’tknowWhatmybeatingheartmeant:

Hebe’sselfIthoughtEnteredtheapartment。

Asshecameshesmiled,Andthesmilebewitching,Onmywordandhonor,Lightedallthekitchen!

WithacurtsyneatGreetingthenewcomer,Lovely,smilingPegOffersmetherummer;

ButmytremblinghandUpthebeakertilted,AndtheglassofaleEverydropIspiltit:

Spiltiteverydrop(Dames,whoreadmyvolumes,Pardonsuchaword)

Onmywhat-d’ye-call-’ems!

WitnessingthesightOfthatdiredisaster,OutbegantolaughMissis,maid,andmaster;

Suchamerrypeal’SpeciallyMissPeg’swas,(AstheglassofaleTricklingdownmylegswas,)

ThatthejoyfulsoundOfthatminglinglaughterEchoedinmyearsManyalongdayafter。

Suchasilverpeal!

Inthemeadowslistening,Youwho’veheardthebellsRingingtoachristening;

YouwhoeverheardCaradoripretty,Smilinglikeanangel,Singing\"Giovinetti;\"

FancyPeggy’slaugh,Sweet,andclear,andcheerful,AtmypantaloonsWithhalfapintofbeerfull!

Whenthelaughwasdone,Peg,theprettyhussy,MovedabouttheroomWonderfullybusy;

NowshelookstoseeIfthekettlekeephot;

Nowsherubsthespoons,Nowshecleanstheteapot;

NowshesetsthecupsTrimlyandsecure:

Nowshescoursapot,AndsoitwasIdrewher。

ThusitwasIdrewherScouringofakettle,(Faith!herblushingcheeksRedden’donthemetal!)

Ah!but’tisinvainThatItrytosketchit;

Thepotperhapsislike,ButPeggy’sfaceiswretched。

NothebestofleadAndofindian-rubberNevercoulddepictThatsweetkettle-scrubber!

SeeherasshemovesScarcethegroundshetouches,Airyasafay,Gracefulasaduchess;

Bareherroundedarm,Bareherlittlelegis,Vestrisnevershow’dAnklesliketoPeggy’s。

Braidedisherhair,Softherlookandmodest,SlimherlittlewaistComfortablybodiced。

ThisIdodeclare,HappyistheladdyWhotheheartcanshareOfPegofLimavaddy。

MarriedifshewereBlestwouldbethedaddyOfthechildrenfairOfPegofLimavaddy。

BeautyisnotrareInthelandofPaddy,FairbeyondcompareIsPegofLimavaddy。

CitizenorSquire,Tory,Whig,orRadi-

calwouldalldesirePegofLimavaddy。

HadIHomer’sfire,OrthatofSerjeantTaddy,MeetlyI’dadmirePegofLimavaddy。

AndtillIexpire,OrtillIgrowmadI

WillsinguntomylyrePegofLimavaddy!

MAY-DAYODE。

ButyesterdayanakedsodThedandiessneeredfromRottenRow,Andcanteredo’erittoandfro:

Andsee’tisdone!

Asthough’twerebyawizard’srodAblazingarchoflucidglassLeapslikeafountainfromthegrassTomeetthesun!

Aquietgreenbutfewdayssince,Withcattlebrowsingintheshade:

AndherearelinesofbrightarcadeInorderraised!

ApalaceasforfairyPrince,Ararepavilion,suchasmanSawneversincemankindbegan,Andbuiltandglazed!

Apeacefulplaceitwasbutnow,Andlo!withinitsshiningstreetsAmultitudeofnationsmeets;

AcountlessthrongIseebeneaththecrystalbow,AndGaulandGerman,RussandTurk,EachwithhisnativehandiworkAndbusytongue。

IfeltathrillofloveandaweTomarkthedifferentgarbofeach,Thechangingtongue,thevariousspeechTogetherblent:

Athrill,methinks,likeHiswhosaw\"AllpeopledwellinguponearthPraisingourGodwithsolemnmirthAndoneconsent。\"

HighSovereign,inyourRoyalstate,Captains,andchiefs,andcouncillors,BeforetheloftypalacedoorsAreopenset,——

Hushereyoupasstheshininggate:

Hush!eretheheavingcurtaindraws,AndlettheRoyalpageantpauseAmomentyet。

Peopleandprinceasilencekeep!

Bowcoronetandkinglycrown。

Helmetandplume,bowlowlydown,Thewhilethepriest,Beforethesplendidportalstep,(Whilestillthewondrousbanquetstays,)

FromHeavensupremeablessingpraysUponthefeast。

Thenonwardsletthetriumphmarch;

Thenlettheloudartilleryroll,Andtrumpetsring,andjoy-bellstoll,Andpassthegate。

Passunderneaththeshiningarch,’Neathwhichtheleafyelmsaregreen;

Ascenduntoyourthrone,OQueen!

Andtakeyourstate。

BeholdherinherRoyalplace;

Agentlelady;andthehandThatswaysthesceptreofthisland,Howfrailandweak!

Softisthevoice,andfairtheface:

Shebreathesamentoprayerandhymn;

Nowonderthathereyesaredim,Andpalehercheek。

Thismomentroundherempire’sshoresThewindsofAustralwintersweep,AndthousandslieinmidnightsleepAtrestto-day。

Oh!awfulisthatcrownofyours,QueenofinnumerablerealmsSittingbeneaththebuddingelmsOfEnglishMay!

Awondrousscepter’tistobear:

StrangemysteryofGodwhichsetUponherbrowyoncoronet,——

TheforemostcrownOfalltheworld,ononesofair!

Thatchosehertoitfromherbirth,AndbadethesonsofalltheearthToherbowdown。

TherepresentativesofmanHerefromthefarAntipodes,AndfromthesubjectIndianseas,InCongressmeet;

FromAfricandfromHindustan,FromWesterncontinentandisle,TheenvoysofherempirepileGiftsatherfeet;

OurbrethrencrosstheAtlantictides,LoadingthegallantdeckswhichonceRoaredadefiancetoourguns,Withpeacefulstore;

Symbolofpeace,theirvesselrides!*

O’erEnglishwavesfloatStarandStripe,AndfirmtheirfriendlyanchorsgripeThefathershore!

FromRhineandDanube,RhoneandSeine,Asriversfromtheirsourcesgush,Theswellingfloodsofnationsrush,Andseawardpour:

Fromcoasttocoastinfriendlychain,Withcountlessshipswebridgethestraits,AndangryoceanseparatesEuropenomore。

FromMississippiandfromNile——

FromBaltic,Ganges,Bosphorous,InEngland’sarkassembledthusArefriendandguest。

Lookdownthemightysunlitaisle,Andseethesumptuousbanquetset,Thebrotherhoodofnationsmet。

Aroundthefeast!

Alongthedazzlingcolonnade,Farasthestrainingeyecangaze,Gleamcrossandfountain,bellandvase,Invistasbright;

Andstatuesfairofnymphandmaid,AndsteedsandpardsandAmazons,Writhingandgrapplinginthebronze,Inendlessfight。

Todeckthegloriousroofanddome,TomaketheQueenacanopy,ThepeacefulhostsofindustryTheirstandardsbear。

YonaretheworksofBrahminloom;

OnsuchawebofPersianthreadThedesertArabbowshisheadAndcrieshisprayer。

Lookyonderwheretheenginestoil:

TheseEngland’sarmsofconquestare,Thetrophiesofherbloodlesswar:

Braveweaponsthese。

Victoriansoverwaveandsoil,Withtheseshesails,sheweaves,shetills,PiercestheeverlastinghillsAndspanstheseas。

Theengineroarsuponitsrace,Theshuttlewhirsthewoof,Thepeoplehumfromfloortoroof,WithBabeltongue。

Thefountaininthebasinplays,Thechantingorganechoesclear,Anawfulchorus’tistohear,Awondroussong!

Swell,organ,swellyourtrumpetblast,March,QueenandRoyalpageant,marchBysplendidaisleandspringingarchOfthisfairHall:

Andsee!abovethefabricvast,God’sboundlessHeavenisbendingblue,God’speacefulsunlight’sbeamingthrough,Andshineso’erall。

May,1851。

*TheU。S。frigate\"St。Lawrence。\"

THEBALLADOFBOUILLABAISSE。

AstreetthereisinParisfamous,Forwhichnorhymeourlanguageyields,RueNeuvedesPetitsChampsitsnameis——

TheNewStreetoftheLittleFields。

Andhere’saninn,notrichandsplendid,Butstillincomfortablecase;

ThewhichinyouthIoftattended,ToeatabowlofBouillabaisse。

ThisBouillabaisseanobledishis——

Asortofsouporbroth,orbrew,Orhotchpotchofallsortsoffishes,ThatGreenwichnevercouldoutdo;

Greenherbs,redpeppers,mussels,saffron,Soles,onions,garlic,roach,anddace:

AlltheseyoueatatTERRE’Stavern,InthatonedishofBouillabaisse。

Indeed,arichandsavorystew’tis;

Andtruephilosophers,methinks,Wholoveallsortsofnaturalbeauties,Shouldlovegoodvictualsandgooddrinks。

AndCordelierorBenedictineMightgladly,sure,hislotembrace,Norfindafast-daytooafflicting,WhichservedhimupaBouillabaisse。

Iwonderifthehousestillthereis?

Yes,herethelampis,asbefore;

Thesmilingred-checkedecaillereisStillopeningoystersatthedoor。

IsTERREstillaliveandable?

Irecollecthisdrollgrimace:

He’dcomeandsmilebeforeyourtable,AndhopeyoulikedyourBouillabaisse。

Weenter——nothing’schangedorolder。

\"How’sMonsieurTERRE,waiter,pray?\"

Thewaiterstaresandshrugshisshoulder——

\"Monsieurisdeadthismanyaday。\"

\"Itisthelotofsaintandsinner,SohonestTERRE’Srunhisrace。\"

\"WhatwillMonsieurrequirefordinner?\"

\"Say,doyoustillcookBouillabaisse?\"

\"Oh,oui,Monsieur,\"’sthewaiter’sanswer;

\"QuelvinMonsieurdesire-t-il?\"

\"Tellmeagoodone。\"——\"ThatIcan,Sir:

TheChambertinwithyellowseal。\"

\"SoTERRE’Sgone,\"Isay,andsinkinMyoldaccustom’dcorner-placeHe’sdonewithfeastingandwithdrinking,WithBurgundyandBouillabaisse。\"

Myoldaccustom’dcornerhereis,Thetablestillisinthenook;

Ah!vanish’dmanyabusyyearisThiswell-knownchairsincelastItook。

WhenfirstIsawye,cariluoghi,I’dscarceabearduponmyface,Andnowagrizzled,grimoldfogy,IsitandwaitforBouillabaisse。

Whereareyou,oldcompanionstrustyOfearlydaysheremettodine?

Come,waiter!quick,aflagoncrusty——

I’llpledgetheminthegoodoldwine。

ThekindoldvoicesandoldfacesMymemorycanquickretrace;

Aroundtheboardtheytaketheirplaces,AndsharethewineandBouillabaisse。

There’sJACKhasmadeawondrousmarriage;

There’slaughingTOMislaughingyet;

There’sbraveAUGUSTUSdriveshiscarriage;

There’spooroldFREDintheGazette;

OnJAMES’Sheadthegrassisgrowing;

GoodLord!theworldhaswaggedapaceSinceherewesettheClaretflowing,Anddrank,andatetheBouillabaisse。

Ahme!howquickthedaysareflitting!

Imindmeofatimethat’sgone,WhenhereI’dsit,asnowI’msitting,Inthissameplace——butnotalone。

Afairyoungformwasnestlednearme,Adear,dearfacelookedfondlyup,Andsweetlyspokeandsmiledtocheerme——There’snoonenowtosharemycup……

IdrinkitastheFatesordainit。

Come,fillit,andhavedonewithrhymes:

Fillupthelonelyglass,anddrainitInmemoryofdearoldtimes。

Welcomethewine,whate’erthesealis;

AndsityoudownandsayyourgraceWiththankfulheart,whate’erthemealis。

——HerecomesthesmokingBouillabaisse!

THEMAHOGANYTREE。

Christmasishere:

Windswhistleshrill,Icyandchill,Littlecarewe:

LittlewefearWeatherwithout,ShelteredaboutTheMahoganyTree。

OnceontheboughsBirdsofrareplumeSang,initsbloom;

Night-birdsarewe:

Herewecarouse,Singinglikethem,PerchedroundthestemOfthejollyoldtree。

Hereletussport,Boys,aswesit;

LaughterandwitFlashingsofree。

Lifeisbutshort——

Whenwearegone,Letthemsingon,Roundtheoldtree。

Eveningsweknew,Happyasthis;

Faceswemiss,Pleasanttosee。

Kindheartsandtrue,Gentleandjust,Peacetoyourdust!

Wesingroundthetree。

Care,likeadun,Lurksatthegate:

Letthedogwait;

Happywe’llbe!

Drink,everyone;

Pileupthecoals,Filltheredbowls,Roundtheoldtree!

Drainwethecup。——

Friend,artafraid?

SpiritsarelaidIntheRedSea。

Mantleitup;

Emptyityet;

Letusforget,Roundtheoldtree。

Sorrows,begone!

Lifeanditsills,Dunsandtheirbills,Bidwetoflee。

Comewiththedawn,Blue-devilsprite,Leaveusto-night,Roundtheoldtree。

THEYANKEEVOLUNTEERS。

\"AsurgeonoftheUnitedStates’armysaysthatoninquiringoftheCaptainofhiscompany,hefoundthatNINE-TENTHSofthemenhadenlistedonaccountofsomefemaledifficulty。\"——MorningPaper。

YeYankeeVolunteers!

ItmakesmybosombleedWhenIyourstoryread,Thoughoft’tistoldone。

So——inbothhemispheresThewomenareuntrue,AndcruelintheNew,AsintheOldone!

What——inthiscompanyOfsixtysonsofMars,Whomarch’neathStripesandStars,Withfifeandhorn,Nine-tenthsofallweseeAlongthewarlikelineHadbutonecausetojoinThisHopeForlorn?

DesertersfromtherealmWheretyrantVenusreigns,Youslipp’dherwickedchains,Fledandout-ranher。

Andnow,withswordandhelm,TogetherbandedareBeneaththeStripeandStarEmbroider’dbanner!

AndisitsowithallThewarriorsrangedinline,Withlacebedizen’dfineAndswordsgold-hilted——

Yonlustycorporal,Yoncolor-manwhogripesTheflagofStarsandStripes——

Haseachbeenjilted?

Come,eachmanofthisline,Theprivatesstrongandtall,\"Thepioneersandall,\"

Thefifernimble——

LieutenantandEnsign,Captainwithepaulets,AndBlackythere,whobeatsTheclangingcymbal——

Ocymbal-beatingblack,Tellus,asthoucanstfeel,WasitsomeLucyNealWhocausedthyruin?

OnimblefifingJack,AnddrummermakingdinSodeftlyontheskin,Withthyrat-tattooing——

Confess,yevolunteers,LieutenantandEnsign,AndCaptainoftheline,AsboldasRoman——

Confess,yegrenadiers,Howeverstrongandtall,TheConquerorofyouallIsWoman,Woman!

NocorseletissoproofButthroughitfromherbowTheshaftsthatshecanthrowWillpierceandrankle。

Nochampione’ersotough,But’sinthestrugglethrown,Andtripp’dandtroddendownByherslimankle。

Thusalwaysitwasruled:

Andwhenawomansmiled,Thestrongmanwasachild,Thesageanoodle。

Alcideswasbefool’d,AndsillySamsonshorn,Long,longereyouwerehorn,PoorYankeeDoodle!

THEPENANDTHEALBUM。

\"IamMissCatherine’sbook,\"thealbumspeaks;

\"I’velainamongyourtomesthesemanyweeks;

I’mtiredoftheiroldcoatsandyellowcheeks。

\"Quick,Pen!andwritealinewithagoodgrace:

Come!drawmeoffafunnylittleface;

And,prithee,sendmebacktoCheshamPlace。\"

PEN。

\"Iammymaster’sfaithfuloldGoldPen;

I’veservedhimthreelongyears,anddrawnsincethenThousandsoffunnywomenanddrollmen。

\"OAlbum!couldItellyouallhiswaysAndthoughts,sinceIamhis,thesethousanddays,Lord,howyourprettypagesI’damaze!\"

ALBUM。

\"Hisways?histhoughts?Justwhispermeafew;

Tellmeacuriousanecdoteortwo,Andwrite’emquicklyoff,goodMordan,do!\"

PEN。

\"SincehemyfaithfulservicedidengageTofollowhimthroughhisqueerpilgrimage,I’vedrawnandwrittenmanyalineandpage。

\"CaricaturesIscribbledhave,andrhymes,Anddinner-cards,andpicturepantomimes;

Andmerrylittlechildren’sbooksattimes。

\"I’vewritthefoolishfancyofhisbrain;

Theaimlessjestthat,striking,hathcausedpain;

Theidlewordthathe’dwishbackagain……

\"I’vehelp’dhimtopenmanyalineforbread;

Tojokewithsorrowachinginhishead;

Andmakeyourlaughterwhenhisownheartbled。

\"I’vespokewithmenofalldegreeandsort——

Peersoftheland,andladiesoftheCourt;

Oh,butI’vechronicledadealofsport!

\"Feaststhatwereateathousanddaysago,Biddingstowinethatlonghathceasedtoflow,Gaymeetingswithgoodfellowslonglaidlow;

\"Summonstobridal,banquet,burial,ball,Tradesman’spoliteremindersofhissmallAccountdueChristmaslast——I’veansweredall。

\"PoorDiddler’stenthpetitionforahalf-

Guinea;MissBunyan’sforanautograph;

SoIrefuse,accept,lament,orlaugh,\"Condole,congratulate,invite,praise,scoff。