第3章

*\"WAPPINGOLDSTAIRS。

\"YourMollyhasneverbeenfalse,shedeclares,SincethelasttimewepartedatWappingOldStairs;

WhenIsaidthatIwouldcontinuethesame,AndIgaveyouthe’bacco-boxmarkedwithmyname。

WhenIpassedawholefortnightbetweendeckswithyou,DidIe’ergiveakiss,Tom,tooneofyourcrew?

TobeusefulandkindtomyThomasIstay’d,ForhistrousersIwashed,andhisgrogtooImade。

ThoughyoupromisedlastSundaytowalkintheMallWithSusanfromDeptfordandlikewisewithSall,InsilenceIstoodyourunkindnesstohearAndonlyupbraidedmyTomwithatear。

WhyshouldSall,orshouldSusan,thanmebemoreprized?

Fortheheartthatistrue,Tom,shouldne’erbedespised;

Thenbeconstantandkind,noryourMollyforsake,StillyourtrousersI’llwashandyourgrogtooI’llmake。\"

THEALMACK’SADIEU。

YourFannywasneverfalse-hearted,Andthissheprotestsandshevows,FromthetristemomentwhenwepartedOnthestaircaseofDevonshireHouse!

Iblushedwhenyouaskedmetomarry,IvowedIwouldneverforget;

AndatpartingIgavemydearHarryAbeautifulvinegarette!

WespentenprovinceallDecember,AndIne’ercondescendedtolookAtSirCharles,ortherichcountymember,OrevenatthatdarlingoldDuke。

Youwerebusywithdogsandwithhorses,AloneinmychamberIsat,Andmadeyouthenicestofpurses,Andthesmartestblacksatincravat!

AtnightwiththatvileLadyFrances(Jefaisoismoitapisserie)

Youdancedeveryoneofthedances,Andneveroncethoughtofpoorme!

Monpauvrepetitcoeur!whatashiverIfeltasshedancedthelastset;

Andyougave,OmonDieu!toreviveherMybeautifulvinegarette!

Return,love!awaywithcoquetting;

Thisflirtingdisgracesaman!

Andah!allthewhileyou’reforgettingTheheartofyourpoorlittleFan!

Reviens!breakawayfromthoseCirces,Reviens,foranicelittlechat;

AndI’vemadeyouthesweetestofpurses,Andalovelyblacksatincravat!

WHENTHEGLOOMISONTHEGLEN。

Whenthemoonlight’sonthemountainAndthegloomisontheglen,AtthecrossbesidethefountainThereisonewillmeettheethen。

Atthecrossbesidethefountain;

Yes,thecrossbesidethefountain,Thereisonewillmeettheethen!

Ihavebraved,sincefirstwemet,love,Manyadangerinmycourse;

ButInevercanforget,love,Thatdearfountain,thatoldcross,Where,hermantleshroudedo’erher——

Forthewindswerechillythen——

FirstImetmyLeonora,Whenthegloomwasontheglen。

ManyaclimeI’verangedsincethen,love,ManyalandI’vewanderedo’er;

Butavalleylikethatglen,love,HalfsodearIneversor!

Ne’ersawmaidenfairer,coyer,Thanwertthou,mytruelove,whenInthegloamingfirstIsawyer,Inthegloamingoftheglen!

THEREDFLAG。

WherethequiveringlightningflingsHisarrowsfromouttheclouds,AndthehowlingtempestsingsAndwhistlesamongtheshrouds,’Tispleasant,’tispleasanttorideAlongthefoamingbrine——

WiltbetheRover’sbride?

Wiltfollowhim,ladymine?

Hurrah!

Forthebonny,bonnybrine。

Amidstthestormandrack,Youshallseeourgalleypass,Asaserpent,litheandblack,Glidesthroughthewavinggrass。

Asthevultureswiftanddark,Downonthering-doveflies,YoushallseetheRoversbarkSwoopdownuponhisprize。

Hurrah!

Forthebonny,bonnyprize。

Overhersideswedash,Wegallopacrossherdeck——

Ha!there’saghastlygashOnthemerchant-captain’sneck——

Wellshot,wellshot,oldNed!

Wellstruck,wellstruck,blackJames!

Ourarmsarered,andourfoesaredead,Andweleaveashipinflames!

Hurrah!

Forthebonny,bonnyflames!

DEARJACK。

DearJack,thiswhitemugthatwithGuinnessIfill,AnddrinktothehealthofsweetNanoftheHill,WasonceTommyTosspot’s,asjovialasotAse’erdrewaspigot,ordrain’dafullpot——

Indrinkingallround’twashisjoytosurpass,Andwithallmerrytipplersheswigg’doffhisglass。

Onemorninginsummer,whileseatedsosnug,Intheporchofhisgarden,discussinghisjug,SternDeath,onasudden,toTomdidappear,Andsaid,\"HonestThomas,cometakeyourlastbier。\"

Wekneadedhisclayintheshapeofthiscan,FromwhichletusdrinktothehealthofmyNan。

COMMANDERSOFTHEFAITHFUL。

ThePopeheisahappyman,HisPalaceistheVatican,Andtherehesitsanddrainshiscan:

ThePopeheisahappyman。

IoftensaywhenI’mathome,I’dliketobethePopeofRome。

Andthenthere’sSultanSaladin,ThatTurkishSoldanfullofsin;

Hehasahundredwivesatleast,Bywhichhispleasureisincreased:

I’veoftenwished,Ihopenosin,ThatIwereSultanSaladin。

Butno,thePopenowifemaychoose,AndsoIwouldnotwearhisshoes;

NowinemaydrinktheproudPaynim,AndsoI’drathernotbehim:

Mywife,mywine,Ilove,Ihope,AndwouldbeneitherTurknorPope。

WHENMOONLIKEORETHEHAZURESEAS。

WhenmoonlikeorethehazureseasInsofteffulgenceswells,WhensilverjewsandbalmybreazeBenddowntheLily’sbells;

Whencalmanddeap,therosysleepHaslaptyoursoalindreems,RHangeline!Rladymine!

DostthourememberJeames?

ImarktheeintheMarbleAll,WhereEngland’sloveliestshine——

IsaythefairestofthemhallIsLadyHangeline。

Mysoul,indesolateeclipse,Withrecollectionteems——

AndthenIhask,withweepinglips,DostthourememberJeames?

Away!ImaynottelltheehallThissoughringheartendures——

Thereisalonelysperrit-callThatSorrownevercures;

Thereisalittle,littleStar,Thatstillabovemebeams;

ItistheStarofHope——butar!

DostthourememberJeames?

KINGCANUTE。

KINGCANUTEwaswearyhearted;hehadreignedforyearsascore,Battling,struggling,pushing,fighting,killingmuchandrobbingmore;

Andhethoughtuponhisactions,walkingbythewildsea-shore。

’TwixttheChancellorandBishopwalkedtheKingwithstepssedate,Chamberlainsandgroomscameafter,silversticksandgoldsticksgreat,Chaplains,aides-de-camp,andpages,——alltheofficersofstate。

Slidingafterlikehisshadow,pausingwhenhechosetopause,Ifafrownhisfacecontracted,straightthecourtiersdroppedtheirjaws;

Iftolaughthekingwasminded,outtheyburstinloudhee-haws。

Butthatdayasomethingvexedhim,thatwascleartooldandyoung:

ThricehisGracehadyawnedattable,whenhisfavoritegleemensung,OncetheQueenwouldhaveconsoledhim,buthebadeherholdhertongue。

\"Somethingailsmygraciousmaster,\"criedtheKeeperoftheSeal。

\"Sure,mylord,itisthelampreysservedtodinner,ortheveal?\"

\"Psha!\"exclaimedtheangrymonarch,\"Keeper,’tisnotthatIfeel。

\"’TistheHEART,andnotthedinner,fool,thatdothmyrestimpair:

CanakingbegreatasIam,prithee,andyetknownocare?

Oh,I’msick,andtired,andweary。\"——Someonecried,\"TheKing’sarm-

chair!\"

Thentowardsthelackeysturning,quickmyLordtheKeepernodded,StraighttheKing’sgreatchairwasbroughthim,bytwofootmenable-

bodied;

Languidlyhesankintoit:itwascomfortablywadded。

\"Leadingonmyfiercecompanions,\"criedhe,\"overstormandbrine,IhavefoughtandIhaveconquered!Wherewasgloryliketomine?\"

Loudlyallthecourtiersechoed:\"Whereisgloryliketothine?\"

\"Whatavailmeallmykingdoms?WearyamInowandold;

ThosefairsonsIhavebegotten,longtoseemedeadandcold;

WouldIwere,andquietburied,underneaththesilentmould!

\"Oh,remorse,thewrithingserpent!atmybosomtearsandbites;

Horrid,horridthingsIlookon,thoughIputoutallthelights;

Ghostsofghastlyrecollectionstroopaboutmybedatnights。

\"Citiesburning,conventsblazing,redwithsacrilegiousfires;

Mothersweeping,virginsscreamingvainlyfortheirslaughteredsires。——\"

Suchatenderconscience,\"criestheBishop,\"everyoneadmires。

\"Butforsuchunpleasantbygones,cease,mygraciouslord,tosearch,They’reforgottenandforgivenbyourHolyMotherChurch;

Never,neverdoessheleaveherbenefactorsinthelurch。

\"Look!thelandiscrownedwithminsters,whichyourGrace’sbountyraised;

Abbeysfilledwithholymen,whereyouandHeavenaredailypraised:

YOU,mylord,tothinkofdying?onmyconscienceI’mamazed!\"

\"Nay,Ifeel,\"repliedKingCanute,\"thatmyendisdrawingnear。\"

\"Don’tsayso,\"exclaimedthecourtiers(strivingeachtosqueezeatear)。

\"SureyourGraceisstrongandlusty,andmaylivethisfiftyyear。\"

\"Livethesefiftyyears!\"theBishoproared,withactionsmadetosuit。

\"Areyoumad,mygoodLordKeeper,thustospeakofKingCanute!

Menhavelivedathousandyears,andsurehisMajestywilldo’t。

\"Adam,Enoch,Lamech,Cainan,Mahaleel,Methusela,Livedninehundredyearsapiece,andmayn’ttheKingaswellasthey?\"

\"Fervently,\"exclaimedtheKeeper,\"ferventlyItrusthemay。\"

\"HEtodie?\"resumedtheBishop。HeamortalliketoUS?

Deathwasnotforhimintended,thoughcommunisomnibus:

Keeper,youareirreligious,fortotalkandcavilthus。

\"Withhiswondrousskillinhealingne’eradoctorcancompete,Loathsomelepers,ifhetouchthem,startupcleanupontheirfeet;

Surelyhecouldraisethedeadup,didhisHighnessthinkitmeet。

\"DidnotoncetheJewishcaptainstaythesunuponthehill,And,thewhileheslewthefoemen,bidthesilvermoonstandstill?

So,nodoubt,couldgraciousCanute,ifitwerehissacredwill。\"

\"MightIstaythesunaboveus,goodsirBishop?\"Canutecried;

\"CouldIbidthesilvermoontopauseuponherheavenlyride?

Ifthemoonobeysmyorders,sureIcancommandthetide。

\"Willtheadvancingwavesobeyme,Bishop,ifImakethesign?\"

SaidtheBishop,bowinglowly,\"Landandsea,mylord,arethine。\"

Canuteturnedtowardstheocean——\"Back!\"hesaid,\"thoufoamingbrine。

\"FromthesacredshoreIstandon,Icommandtheetoretreat;

Venturenot,thoustormyrebel,toapproachthymaster’sseat:

Ocean,bethoustill!Ibidtheecomenotnearertomyfeet!\"

Butthesullenoceanansweredwithalouder,deeperroar,Andtherapidwavesdrewnearer,fallingsoundingontheshore;

BacktheKeeperandtheBishop,backthekingandcourtiersbore。

Andhesternlybadethemnevermoretokneeltohumanclay,ButalonetopraiseandworshipThatwhichearthandseasobey:

Andhisgoldencrownofempireneverworehefromthatday。

KingCanuteisdeadandgone:Parasitesexistalway。

FRIAR’SSONG。

Somelovethematin-chimes,whichtellThehourofprayertosinner:

Butbetterfar’sthemid-daybell,Whichspeaksthehourofdinner;

ForwhenIseeasmokingfish,Orcapondrown’dingravy,Ornoblehaunchonsilverdish,FullgladIsingmyave。

Mypulpitisanalehousebench,WhereonIsitsojolly;

AsmilingrosycountrywenchMysaintandpatronholy。

Ikisshercheeksoredandsleek,Ipressherringletswavy,AndinherwillingearIspeakAmostreligiousave。

AndifI’mblind,yetheaveniskind,Andholysaintsforgiving;

ForsureheleadsarightgoodlifeWhothusadmiresgoodliving。

Above,theysay,ourfleshisair,Ourbloodcelestialichor:

Oh,grant!midallthechangesthere,Theymaynotchangeourliquor!

ATRACURA。

BeforeIlostmyfivepoorwits,ImindmeofaRomishclerk,WhosanghowCare,thephantomdark,Besidethebeltedhorsemansits。

MethoughtIsawthegrislyspriteJumpupbutnowbehindmyKnight。

Andthoughhegallopashemay,ImarkthatcursedmonsterblackStillsitsbehindhishonor’sback,Tightsqueezingofhisheartalway。

LiketwoblackTemplarssittheythere,Besideonecrupper,KnightandCare。

NoknightamIwithpennonedspear,Topranceuponabolddestrere:

IwillnothaveblackCareprevailUponmylong-earedcharger’stail,Forlo,Iamawitlessfool,AndlaughatGriefandrideamule。

REQUIESCAT。

Underthestoneyoubehold,Buried,andcoffined,andcold,LiethSirWilfridtheBold。

Alwayshemarchedinadvance,WarringinFlandersandFrance,Doughtywithswordandwithlance。

FamousinSaracenfight,Rodeinhisyouththegoodknight,ScatteringPaynimsinflight。

BriantheTemplaruntrue,Fairlyintourneyheslew,SawHierusalemtoo。

Nowheisburiedandgone,Lyingbeneaththegraystone:

Whereshallyoufindsuchaone?

Longtimehiswidowdeplored,Weepingthefateofherlord,Sadlycutoffbythesword。

Whenshewaseasedofherpain,CamethegoodLordAthelstane,Whenherladyshipmarriedagain。

LINESUPONMYSISTER’SPORTRAIT。

BYTHELORDSOUTHDOWN。

ThecastletowersofBareacresarefairuponthelea,WherethecliffsofbonnyDiddlesexriseupfromoutthesea:

Istooduponthedonjonkeepandview’dthecountryo’er,IsawthelandsofBareacresforfiftymilesormore。

Istooduponthedonjonkeep——itisasacredplace,——

Wherefloatedforeighthundredyearsthebannerofmyrace;

Argent,adextersinople,andgulesanazurefield:

Therene’erwasnoblercognizanceonknightlywarrior’sshield。

ThefirsttimeEnglandsawtheshield’twasroundaNormanneck,OnboardashipfromValery,KingWilliamwasondeck。

ANormanlancethecolorswore,inHastings’fatalfray——

St。WillibaldforBareacres!’twasdoublegulesthatday!

OHeavenandsweetSt。Willibald!inmanyabattlesinceAloyal-heartedBareacreshasriddenbyhisPrince!

AtAcrewithPlantagenet,withEdwardatPoictiers,ThepennonoftheBareacreswasforemostonthespears!

’Twaspleasantinthebattle-shocktohearourwar-cryringing:

Ohgrantme,sweetSt。Willibald,tolistentosuchsinging!

Threehundredsteel-cladgentlemen,wedrovethefoebeforeus,AndthirtyscoreofBritishbowskepttwangingtothechorus!

Oknights,mynobleancestors!andshallIneverhearSt。WillibaldforBareacresthroughbattleringingclear?

I’dcutmeoffthisstrongrighthandasinglehourtoride,AndstrikeablowforBareacres,myfathers,atyourside!

Dashdown,dashdown,yonMandolin,belovedsistermine!

Thoseblushinglipsmayneversingthegloriesofourline:

Ourancientcastlesechototheclumsyfeetofchurls,Thespinning-jennyhousesinthemansionofourEarls。

Singnot,singnot,myAngeline!indayssobaseandvile,’Tweresinfultobehappy,’tweresacrilegetosmile。

I’llhiemetomylonelyhall,andbyitscheerlesshobI’llmuseonotherdays,andwish——andwishIwere——ASNOB。

THELEGENDOFST。SOPHIAOFKIOFF。

ANEPICPOEM,INTWENTYBOOKS。

I。

[ThePoetdescribesthecityandspellingofKiow,Kioff,orKiova。]

Athousandyearsago,ormore,Acityfilledwithburghersstout,Andgirtwithrampartsroundabout,StoodontherockyDniepershore。

Inarmorbright,bydayandnight,Thesentriestheypacedtoandfro。

Wellguardedandwalledwasthistown,andcalledBydifferentnames,I’dhaveyoutoknow;

Forifyoulooksintheg’ographybooks,Inthosedictionariesthenameitvaries,AndtheywriteitoffKiefforKioff,KiovaorKiow。

II。

[Itsbuildings,publicworks,andordinances,religiousandcivil。]

Thusguardedwithoutbywallandredoubt,Kiovawithinwasaplaceofrenown,WithmoreadvantagesthaninthosedarkagesWerecommonlyknowntobelongtoatown。

Therewereplacesandsquares,andeachyearfourfairs,Andregularaldermenandregularlord-mayors;

Andstreets,andalleys,andabishop’spalace;

Andachurchwithclocksfortheorthodox——

Withclocksandwithspires,asreligiondesires;

AndbeadlestowhipthebadlittleboysOvertheirpoorlittlecorduroys,Inservice-time,whentheyDIDN’Tmakeanoise;

Andachapteranddean,andacathedral-greenWithancienttrees,underneathwhoseshadesWanderedniceyoungnursery-maids。

[ThepoetshowshowacertainpriestdweltatKioff,agodlyclergyman,andonethatpreachedraregoodsermons。]

Ding-dong,ding-dong,ding-ding-a-ring-ding,Thebellstheymadeamerrymerryring,Fromthetalltallsteeple;andallthepeople(ExcepttheJews)cameandfilledthepews——

Poles,RussiansandGermans,TohearthesermonsWhichHYACINTHpreachedgodlytothoseGermansandPoles,Forthesafetyoftheirsouls。

III。

[Howthispriestwasshortandfatofbody;]

Aworthypriesthewasandastout——

You’veseldomlookedonsuchaone;

For,thoughhefastedthriceinaweek,Yetneverthelesshisskinwassleek;

HiswaistitspannedtwoyardsaboutAndheweighedascoreofstone。

IV。

[Andlikeuntotheauthorof\"Plymley’sLetters。\"]

AworthypriestforfastingandprayerAndmortificationmostdeserving;

Andasforpreachingbeyondcompare,He’dexerthispowersforthreeorfourhours,WithgreaterpiththanSydneySmithOrtheReverendEdwardIrving。

V。

[Ofwhatconventhewasprior,andwhentheconventwasbuilt。]

HewasthepriorofSaintSophia(ACockneyrhyme,butnobetterIknow)——

OfSt。Sophia,thatChurchinKiow,BuiltbymissionariesIcan’ttellwhen;

WhobytheirdiscussionsconvertedtheRussians,AndmadethemChristianmen。

VI。

[OfSaintSophiaofKioff;andhowherstatuemiraculouslytravelledthither。]

SaintedSophia(sothelegendvows)

Withspecialfavordidregardthishouse;

Andtoupholdherconverts’newdevotionHerstatue(needingbutherlegsforHERship)

WalksofitselfacrosstheGermanOcean;

AndofasuddenperchesInthisthebestofchurches,WhitherallKiovitescomeandpayitgratefulworship。

VII。

[AndhowKioffshouldhavebeenahappycity;butthat]

Thuswithherpatron-saintsandpiouspreachersRecordedhereincatalogueprecise,Agoodlycity,worthymagistrates,YouwouldhavethoughtinalltheRussianstatesThecitizensthehappiestofallcreatures,——

ThetownitselfaperfectParadise。

VIII。

[CertainwickedCossacksdidbesiegeit,]

No,alas!thiswell-builtcityWasinaperpetualfidget;

FortheTartars,withoutpity,Didremorselesslybesiegeit。

Tartarsfierce,withswordandsabres,HunsandTurks,andsuchasthese,EnviedmuchtheirpeacefulneighborsBytheblueBorysthenes。

[Murderingthecitizens,]

Downtheycame,theseruthlessRussians,Fromtheirsteppes,andwoods,andfens,FortolevycontributionsOnthepeacefulcitizens。

Winter,Summer,Spring,andAutumn,DowntheycametopeacefulKioff,Killedtheburgherswhentheycaught’em,Iftheirlivestheywouldnotbuyoff。

[Untiltheyagreedtopayatributeyearly。]

Tillthecity,quiteconfoundedBytheravagestheymade,Humblywiththeirchiefcompounded,Andayearlytributepaid。

[Howtheypaidthetribute,andsuddenlyrefusedit,]

Which(becausetheircouragelaxwas)

Theydischargedwhiletheywereable:

Toleratedthusthetaxwas,Tillitgrewintolerable,[TothewonderoftheCossackenvoy。]

AndtheCalmucenvoysent,Asbeforetotaketheirduesall,Got,tohisastonishment,Aunanimousrefusal!

[Ofamightygallantspeech]

\"MenofKioff!\"thuscourageousDidthestoutlord-mayorharanguethem,\"WhereforepaythesesneakingwagesTothehectoringRussians?hangthem!

[Thatthelord-mayormade,]

\"Hark!IheartheawfulcryofOurforefathersintheirgraves;

\"’Fight,yecitizensofKioff!

Kioffwasnotmadeforslaves。’

[Exhortingtheburgherstopaynolonger。]

\"Alltoolonghaveyebetrayedher;

Rouse,yemenandaldermen,Sendtheinsolentinvader——

Sendhimstarvingbackagain。\"

IX。

[Oftheirthanksandheroicresolves。]

Hespokeandhesatdown;thepeopleofthetown,Whowerefiredwithabraveemulation,Nowrosewithoneaccord,andvotedthanksuntothelord-

Mayorforhisoration:

[Theydismisstheenvoy,andsetaboutdrilling。]

Theenvoytheydismissed,neverplacinginhisfistSomuchasasingleshilling;

Andallwithcouragefired,ashislordshiphedesired,Atoncesetabouttheirdrilling。

[OftheCityguard:viz。Militia,dragoons,andbombardiers,andtheircommanders。]

Theneverycitywardestablishedaguard,Diurnalandnocturnal:

Militiavolunteers,lightdragoons,andbombardiers,Withanaldermanforcolonel。

[Ofthemajorsandcaptains。]

Therewasmusterandroll-calls,andrepairingcitywalls,Andfillingupoffosses:

Andthecaptainsandthemajors,gallantandcourageous,A-ridingaboutontheirhosses。

[Thefortificationsandartillery。]

Tobeguardedatallhourstheybuiltthemselveswatch-towers,Witheverytoweramanon;

Andsurelyandsecure,eachfromouthisembrasure,Lookeddowntheironcannon!

[Oftheconductoftheactorsandtheclergy。]

Abattle-songwaswritforthetheatre,whereitWassungwithvastenergyAndrapturousapplause;andbesides,thepubliccause,Wassupportedbytheclergy。

Theprettyladies’-maidswerepinningofcockades,Andtyingonofsashes;

Anddroppinggentletears,whiletheirloversbluster’dfierce,Aboutgunshotandgashes;

[Oftheladies;]

Theladiestookthehint,andalldaywerescrapinglint,Asbecametheirsoftergenders;

AndgotbandagesandbedsforthelimbsandfortheheadsOfthecity’sbravedefenders。

[And,finally,ofthetaylors。]

Themen,bothyoungandold,feltresoluteandbold,Andpantedhotforglory;

Eventhetailors’gantobrag,andembroideredontheirflag,\"AUTWINCEREAUTMORI。\"

X。

[OftheCossackchief,——hisstratagem;]

Seeingthecity’sresolutecondition,TheCossackchief,toocunningtodespiseit,Saidtohimself,\"NothavingammunitionWherewithtobattertheplaceinproperform,SomeofthesenightsI’llcarryitbystorm,Andsuddenescaladeitorsurpriseit。

[Andtheburghers’sillievictorie。]

\"Let’ssee,however,ifthecitsstandfirmish。\"

Herodeuptothecitygates;foranswers,Outrushedaneagertroopofthetownelite,Andstraightwaydidbeginagallantskirmish:

TheCossackhereupondidsoundretreat,Leavingthevictorywiththecitylancers。

[Whatprisonerstheytook,]

Theytooktwoprisonersandasmanyhorses,AndthewholetowngrewquicklysoelateWiththissmallvictoryoftheirvirginforces,ThattheydiddeemtheirprivatesandcommandersSomanyCaesars,Pompeys,Alexanders,Napoleons,orFrederickstheGreat。

[Andhowconceitedtheywere。]

AndpuffingwithinordinateconceitTheyutterlydespisedtheseCossackthieves;

AndthoughttheruffianseasiertobeatThanporterscarpetsthink,orushersboys。

Meanwhile,aslyspectatoroftheirjoys,TheCossackcaptaingiggledinhissleeves。

[OftheCossackchief,——hisorders;]

\"Whene’eryoumeetyonstupidcityhogs。\"

(Hebadehistroopsprecisethisorderkeep),\"Don’tstandamoment——runaway,youdogs!\"

’Twasdone;andwhentheymetthetownbattalions,TheCossacks,asiffrightenedattheirvaliance,Turnedtail,andboltedlikesomanysheep。

[Andhowhefeignedaretreat。]

Theyfled,obedienttotheircaptain’sorder:

Andnowthisbloodlesssiegeamonthhadlasted,When,viewingthecountryround,thecitywarder(Who,likeafaithfulweathercock,didperchUponthesteepleofSt。Sophy’schurch),Suddenhistrumpettook,andamightyblastheblasted。

[ThewarderproclaymstheCossacks’retreat,andthecitiegreatlyrejoyces。]

Hisvoiceitmightbeheardthroughallthestreets(Hewasawarderwondrousstronginlung),Victory,victory!thefoeretreats!\"

\"Thefoeretreats!\"eachcriestoeachhemeets;

\"Thefoeretreats!\"eachinhisturnrepeats。

Gods!howthegunsdidroar,andhowthejoy-bellsrung!

Arminginhastehisgallantcitylancers,Themayor,tolearniftruethenewsmightbe,Aleagueortwooutissuedwithhisprancers。

TheCossacks(somethinghadgiventheircourageadamper)

Hastenedtheirflight,and’ganlikemadtoscamper:

Blessedbeallthesaints,Kiovatownwasfree!

XI。

Now,puffedwithpride,themayorgrewvain,Foughtallhisbattleso’eragain;

Andthriceheroutedallhisfoes,andthriceheslewtheslain。

’Tistruehemightamusehimselfthus,Andnotbeverymurderous;

ForasofthosewhotodeathweredoneThenumberwasexactlyNONE,Hislordship,inhissoul’selation,Didtakeabloodlessrecreation——

[Themannerofthecitie’srejoycings,]

Goinghomeagain,hedidordainAverysplendidcoldcollationForthemagistratesandthecorporation;

Likewiseagrandillumination,Fortheamusementofthenation。

Thatnightthetheatreswerefree,TheconduitstheyranMalvolsie;

EachhousethatnightdidbeamwithlightAndsoundwithmirthandjollity;

[Anditsimpiety。]

Butshame,Oshame!notasoulinthetown,NowthecitywassafeandtheCossacksflown,EverthoughtofthebountifulsaintbywhosecareThetownhadbeenridoftheseterribleTurks——

Saidevenaprayertothatpatronessfair,Fortheseherwondrousworks!

[Howthepriest,Hyacinth,waitedatchurch,andnobodycamethither。]

LordHyacinthwaited,themeekestofpriors——

Hewaitedatchurchwiththerestofhisfriars;

Hewentthereatnoonandhewaitedtillten,Expectinginvainthelord-mayorandhismen。

Hewaitedandwaitedfrommid-daytodark;

Butinvain——youmightsearchthroughthewholeofthechurch,Notalayman,alas!tothecity’sdisgrace,Frommid-daytodarkshowedhisnoseintheplace。

Thepew-woman,organist,beadle,andclerk,Keptawayfromtheirwork,andweredancinglikemadAwayinthestreetswiththeothermadpeople,Notthinkingtopray,buttoguzzleandtippleWhereverthedrinkmightbehad。

XII。

[Howhewentforthtobidthemtoprayer。]

Amidstthisdinandrevelrythroughoutthecityroaring,Thesilvermoonrosesilently,andhighinheavensoaring;

PriorHyacinthwasferventlyuponhiskneesadoring:

\"Towardsmypreciouspatronessthisconductsureunfairis;

Icannotthink,Imustconfess,whatkeepsthedignitariesAndourgoodmayoraway,unlesssomebusinessthemcontraries。\"

Heputshislongwhitemantleonandforththepriorsallies——

(Hispiousthoughtswerebentupongooddeedsandnotonmalice):

Heavens!howthebanquetlightstheyshoneaboutthemayor’spalace!

[Howthegroomsandlackeysjeeredhim。]

Aboutthehallthescullionsranwithmeatsbothandfreshandpotted;

Thepagescamewithcupandcan,allfortheguestsallotted;

Ah,howtheyjeeredthatgoodfatmanasupthestairshetrotted!

Heenteredintheante-roomswheresatthemayor’scourtin;

Hefoundapackofdrunkengroomsa-dicinganda-sporting;

Thehorridwineand’baccofumes,theysetthepriora-snorting!

Thepriorthoughthe’dspeakabouttheirsinsbeforehewenthence,Andlustilybegantoshoutofsinandofrepentance;

Therogues,theykickedtheprioroutbeforehe’ddoneasentence!

Andhavinggotnoportionsmallofbuffetingandtussling,Atlasthereachedthebanquet-hall,wheresatthemayora-

guzzling,Andbyhissidehisladytalldressedoutinwhitesprigmuslin。

[Andthemayor,mayoress,andaldermen,beingtipsierefusedtogochurch。]

Aroundthetableinaringtheguestsweredrinkingheavy;

They’ddrunkthechurch,anddrunktheking,andthearmyandthenavy;

Infactthey’dtoastedeverything。Thepriorsaid,\"Godsaveye!\"

Themayorcried,\"Bringasilvercup——there’soneuponthebeaufet;

And,Prior,havethevenisonup——it’scapitalrechauffe。

Andso,SirPriest,you’vecometosup?Andprayyou,how’sSaintSophy?\"

Theprior’sfacequiteredwasgrown,withhorrorandwithanger;

Heflungtheprofferedgobletdown——itmadeahideousclangor;

And’gana-preachingwithafrown——hewasafierceharanguer。

Hetriedthemayorandaldermen——theyallsetupa-jeering:

Hetriedthecommon-councilmen——theytoobegana-sneering;

Heturnedtowardsthemay’ressthen,andhopedtogetahearing。

Hekneltandseizedherdinner-dress,madeofthemuslinsnowy,\"Tochurch,tochurch,mysweetmistress!\"hecried;\"thewayI’llshowye。\"

Alas,thelady-mayoressfellbackasdrunkasChloe!

XIII。

[Howthepriorwentbackalone。]

OutfromthisdissoluteanddrunkencourtWentthegoodprior,hiseyeswithweepingdim:

Hetriedthepeopleofameanersort——

Theytoo,alas,werebentupontheirsport,Andnotasinglesoulwouldfollowhim!

Butallwereswiggingschnapsandguzzlingbeer。

Hefoundthecits,theirdaughters,sons,andspouses,Spendingthelive-longnightinfiercecarouses:

Alas,unthinkingofthedangernear!

Oneortwosentinelstherampartsguarded,Therestweresharinginthegeneralfeast:

\"Godwot,ourtipsytownispoorlywarded;

SweetSaintSophiahelpus!\"criedthepriest。

Aloneheenteredthecathedralgate,Carefulhelockedthemightyoakendoor;

Withinhiscompanyofmonksdidwait,Adozenpooroldpiousmen——nomore。

Oh,butitgrievedthegentlepriorsore,Tothinkofthoselostsouls,givenuptodrinkandfate!

[AndshuthimselfintoSaintSophia’schapelwithhisbrethren。]

Themightyoutergatewellbarredandfast,Thepooroldfriarsstirredtheirpooroldbones,Andpatteringswiftlyonthedampcoldstones,Theythroughthesolitarychancelpassed。

Thechancelwallslookedblackanddimandvast,Andrendered,ghost-like,melancholytones。

Onwardthefatherssped,tillcomingnighaSmallirongate,thewhichtheyenteredquickat,Theylockedanddouble-lockedtheinnerwicketAndstoodwithinthechapelofSophia。

Vainwereittodescribethissaintedplace,Vaintodescribethatcelebratedtrophy,ThevenerablestatueofSaintSophy,Whichformeditschiefestornamentandgrace。

Herethegoodprior,hispersonalgriefsandsorrowsInhisextremedevotionquicklymerging,Atoncebegantopraywithvoicesonorous;

Theotherfriarsjoinedinpiouschorus,Andpassedthenightinsinging,praying,scourging,InhonorofSophia,thatsweetvirgin。

XIV。

[TheepisodeofSneezoffandKatinka。]

LeavingthusthepiouspriestinHumblepenitenceandprayer,Andthegreedycitsa-feasting,Letustothewallsrepair。

Walkingbythesentry-boxes,Underneaththesilvermoon,Lo!thesentryboldlycockshis——

Boldlycockshismusketoon。

Sneezoffwashisdesignation,Fair-hairedboy,foreverpitied;

Fortotakehiscruelstation,HebutnowKatinkaquitted。

Poorinpursewereboth,butrichinTenderlove’sdeliciousplenties;

Sheadamselofthekitchen,Heahaberdasher’s’prentice。

’Tinka,maidentender-hearted,Wasdissolvedintearfulfits,OnthatfatalnightshepartedFromherdarling,fair-hairedFritz。

WarmhersoldierladshewraptinComforterandmuffettee;

Calledhim\"general\"and\"captain,\"

Thoughasimpleprivatehe。

\"Onyourbosomwearthisplaster,’Twilldefendyoufromthecold;

Inyourpipesmokethiscanaster,Smuggled’tis,mylove,andold。

\"Allthenight,mylove,I’llmissyou。\"

Thusshespoke;andfromthedoorFair-hairedSneezoffmadehisissue,Toreturn,alas,nomore。

HeitiswhocalmlywalkshisWalkbeneaththesilvermoon;

HeitiswhoboldlycockshisDetonatingmusketoon。

Hetheblandcanasterpuffing,Asuponhisroundhepaces,SuddenseesaragamuffinClamberingswiftlyuptheglacis。

\"Whogoesthere?\"exclaimsthesentry;

\"WhenthesunhasoncegonedownNooneevermakesanentryIntothisherefortifiedtown!\"

[HowthesentrieSneezoffwassurprisedandslayn。]

ShoutedthusthewatchfulSneezoff;

But,ereanyonereplied,Wretchedyouth!hefiredhispieceoffStarted,staggered,groaned,anddied!

XV。

[HowtheCossacksrushedinsuddenlyandtookthecitie。]

Ah,fullwellmightthesentinelcry,\"Whogoesthere!\"

Butechowasfrightenedtoomuchtodeclare。

Whogoesthere?whogoesthere?CananyoneswearTothenumberofsandssurlesbordsdelamer,OrthewhiskersofD’OrsayCountdowntoahair?

Aswellmightyoutellofthesandstheamount,OrnumbereachhairineachcurloftheCount,AseverproclaimthenumberandnameOfthehundredsandthousandsthatupthewallcame!

[OftheCossacktroops,]

Down,downtheknavespouredwithfireandwithsword:

TherewerethievesfromtheDanubeandroguesfromtheDon;

TherewereTurksandWallacks,andshoutingCossacks;

Ofallnationsandregions,andtonguesandreligions——

Jew,Christian,Idolater,Frank,Mussulman:

Ah,horriblesightwasKioffthatnight!

[Andoftheirmannerofburning,murdering,andravishing。]

Thegateswerealltaken——nochancee’enofflight;

AndwithtorchandwithaxethebloodyCossacksWenthitherandthithera-huntinginpacks:

TheyslashedandtheyslewbothChristianandJew——

Womenandchildren,theyslaughteredthemtoo。

Some,savingtheirthroats,plungedintothemoats,Ortheriver——butoh,theyhadburnedalltheboats!……

[Howtheyburnedthewholecitiedown,savethechurch,]

Buthereletuspause——forIcan’tpursuefurtherThissceneofrack,ravishment,ruin,andmurther。

ToowelldidthecunningoldCossacksucceed!

Hisplanofattackwassuccessfulindeed!

Thenightwashisown——thetownitwasgone;

’Twasaheapstilla-burningoftimberandstone。

[Whereofthebellsbegantoring。]

Onebuildingalonehadescapedfromthefires,SaintSophy’sfairchurch,withitssteeplesandspires,Calm,stately,andwhite,Itstoodinthelight;

Andasif’twoulddefyalltheconqueror’spower,——

Asifnoughthadoccurred,MightclearlybeheardThechimesringingsoberlyeveryhalf-hour!

XVI。

Thecitywasdefunct——silencesucceededUntoitslastfierceagonizingyell;

AndthenitwastheconquerorfirstheededThesoundofthesecalmbells。

[HowtheCossackchiefbadethemburnthechurchtoo。]

Furioustowardshisaides-de-campheturns,And(speakingasifByron’sworksheknew)

\"Villains!\"hefiercelycries,\"thecityburns,Whynotthetempletoo?

Burnmeyonchurch,andmurderallwithin!\"

[Howtheystormedit,andofHyacinth,hisangerthereat。]

TheCossacksthunderedattheouterdoor;

AndFatherHyacinth,who,heardthedin,(Andthoughthimselfandbrethrenindistress,Desertedbytheirladypatroness)

Didtoherstatueturn,andthushiswoesoutpour。

XVII。

[HisprayertotheSaintSophia。]

\"Andisitthus,Ofalsestofthesaints,Thouhearestourcomplaints?

Tellme,didevermyattachmentfalterToservethyaltar?

Wasnotthyname,ereeverIdidsleep,Thelastuponmylip?

WasnotthynametheveryfirstthatbrokeFrommewhenIawoke?

HaveInottriedwithfasting,flogging,penance,AndmortifiedcountenanceFortofindfavor,Sophy,inthysight?

Andlo!thisnight,Forgetfulofmyprayers,andthineownpromise,Thouturnestfromus;

Lettesttheheathenenterinourcity,And,withoutpity,Murderoutburghers,seizeupontheirspouses,Burndowntheirhouses!

Issuchabreachoffaithtobeendured?

SeewhataluridLightfromtheinsolentinvader’storchesShinesonyourporches!

E’ennow,withthunderingbattering-ramandhammerAndhideousclamor;

Withaxemen,swordsmen,pikemen,billmen,bowmen,Theconqueringfoemen,OSophy!beatyourgateaboutyourears,Alas!andhere’sAhumblecompanyofpiousmen,Likemuttonsinapen,Whosesoulsshallquicklyfromtheirbodiesbethrusted,Becauseinyoutheytrusted。

DoyounotknowtheCalmucchiefsdesires——

KILLALLTHEFRIARS!

Andyou,ofallthesaintsmostfalseandfickle,Leaveusinthisabominablepickle。\"

[Thestatuesuddenliespeaks;]

\"RASHHYACINTHUS!\"

(Here,totheastonishmentofallherbackers,SaintSophy,openingwideherwoodenjaws,LiketoapairofGermanwalnut-crackers,Began),\"Ididnotthinkyouhadbeenthus,——

Omonkoflittlefaith!IsitbecauseArascalscumoffilthyCossackheathenBesiegeourtown,thatyoudistrustinME,then?

Think’stthouthatI,whoinaformerdayDidwalkacrosstheSeaofMarmora(Notmentioning,forshortness,otherseas),——

ThatI,whoskimmedthebroadBorysthenes,Withoutsomuchaswettingofmytoes,AmfrightenedatasetofmenlikeTHOSE?

Ihaveamindtoleaveyoutoyourfate:

Suchcowardiceasthismyscorninspires。\"

[ButisinterruptedbythebreakinginoftheCossacks。]

SaintSophywashereCutshortinherwords,——

Foratthisverymomentintumbledthegate,Andwithawildcheer,Andaclashingofswords,Swiftthroughthechurchporches,Withawavingoftorches,AndashriekandayellLikethedevilsofhell,WithpikeandwithaxeInrushedtheCossacks,——

InrushedtheCossacks,crying,\"MURDERTHEFRIARS!\"

[OfHyacinth,hisoutrageousaddress;]

Ah!whatathrillfeltHyacinth,WhenheheardthatvillanousshoutCalmuc!

Now,thoughthe,mytrialbeginneth;

Saints,Ogivemecourageandpluck!

\"Courage,boys,’tisuselesstofunk!\"

Thusuntothefriarshebegan:

\"NeverletitbesaidthatamonkIsnotlikewiseagentleman。

Thoughthepatronsaintofthechurch,Spiteofallthatwe’vedoneandwe’vepray’d,Leavesuswickedlyhereinthelurch,Hangit,gentlemen,who’safraid!\"

[Andpreparationfordying。]

AsthusthegallantHyacinthusspoke,He,withanairaseasyandasfreeasIfthequick-comingmurderwereajoke,Foldedhisrobesaroundhissides,andtookPlaceundersaintedSophy’slegsofoak,LikeCaesaratthestatueofPompeius。

Themonksnoleisurehadabouttolook(Eachbeingabsorbedinhisparticularcase),ElsehadtheyseenwithwhatcelestialraceAwoodensmilestoleo’erthesaint’smahoganyface。

[SaintSophia,herspeech。]

\"Welldone,welldone,Hyacinthus,myson!\"

Thusspokethesaintedstatue。

\"Thoughyoudoubtedmeinthehourofneed,Andspokeofmeveryrudeindeed,Youdeservegoodluckforshowingsuchpluck,AndIwon’tbeangryatyou。\"

[Shegetsontheprior’sshoulderstraddle-back,]

Themonksby-standing,oneandall,Ofthiswondrousscenebeholders,Tothiskindpromiselistenedcontent,Andcouldn’tcontaintheirastonishment,WhenSaintSophiamovedandwentDownfromherwoodenpedestal,Andtwistedherlegs,sureaseggsiseggs,RoundHyacinthus’sshoulders!

[Andbidshimrun。]

\"Ho!forwards,\"criedSophy,\"there’snotimeforwaiting,TheCossacksarebreakingtheverylastgatein:

Seetheglareoftheirtorchesshinesredthroughthegrating;

We’vestillthebackdoor,andtwominutesormore。

Nowboys,nowornever,wemustmakefortheriver,Forweonlyaresafeontheoppositeshore。

Runswiftlyto-day,lads,ifeveryouran,——

Putoutyourbestleg,Hyacinthus,myman;

AndI’lllayfivetotwothatyoucarryusthrough,Onlyscamperasfastasyoucan。\"

XVIII。

[Herunneth,]

Awaywentthepriestthroughthelittlebackdoor,Andlightonhisshoulderstheimagehebore:

Thehonestoldpriestwasnotpunishedtheleast,Thoughtheimagewaseightfeet,andhemeasuredfour。

Awaywenttheprior,andthemonksathistailWentsnorting,andpuffing,andpantingfullsail;

Andjustasthelastatthebackdoorhadpassed,InfurioushuntbeholdatthefrontTheTartarssofierce,withtheirterriblecheers;

Withaxes,andhalberts,andmuskets,andspears,Withtorchesa-flamingthechapelnowcamein。

Theytoreupthemass-book,theystampedonthepsalter,Theypulledthegoldcrucifixdownfromthealtar;

Thevestmentstheyburnedwiththeirblasphemousfires,Andmanycried,\"Curseonthem!wherearethefriars?\"

Whenloadedwithplunder,yetseekingformore,Onechancedtoflingopenthelittlebackdoor,Spiedoutthefriars’whiterobesandlongshadowsInthemoon,scamperingoverthemeadows,AndstoppedtheCossacksinthemidstoftheirarsons,Bycryingoutlustily,\"THEREGOTHEPARSONS!\"

[AndtheTartarsafterhim。]

Withawhoopandayell,andascreamandashout,Atoncethewholemurderousbodyturnedout;

Andswiftasthehawkpouncesdownonthepigeon,Pursuedthepoorshort-windedmenofreligion。

[Howthefriarssweated。]

Whenthesoundofthatcheeringcametothemonks’hearing,Oheaven!howthepoorfellowspantedandblew!

Atfightingnotcunning,unaccustomedtorunning,WhentheTartarscameup,whatthedeuceshouldtheydo?

\"They’llmakeusallmartyrs,thosebloodthirstyTartars!\"

QuothfatFatherPetertofatFatherHugh。

Theshoutstheycameclearer,thefoetheydrewnearer;

Oh,howtheboltswhistled,andhowthelightsshone!

\"Icannotgetfurther,thisrunningismurther;

Comecarryme,someone!\"criedbigFatherJohn。

Andeventhestatuegrewfrightened,\"Odratyou!\"

Itcried,\"Mr。Prior,Iwishyou’dgeton!\"

Ontuggedthegoodfriar,butnigherandnigherAppearedthefierceRussians,withswordandwithfire。

OntuggedthegoodprioratSaintSophy’sdesire,——

Ascramblethroughbramble,throughmud,andthroughmire,Theswiftarrows’whizzinesscausingadizziness,Nighdonehisbusiness,fittoexpire。

[Andthepursuersfixedarrowsintotheirtayles。]

FatherHyacinthtugged,andthemonkstheytuggedafter:

Thefoemenpursuedwithahorriblelaughter,Andhurl’dtheirlongspearsroundthepoorbrethren’sears,Sotrue,thatnextdayinthecoatsofeachpriest,Thoughneverawoundwasgiven,therewerefoundAdozenarrowsatleast。

[Howatthelastgasp,]

Nowthechaseseemedatitsworst,Priorandmonkswerefittoburst;

Scarceyouknewthewhichwasfirst,Orpursuersorpursued;

Whenthestatue,byheaven’sgrace,SuddenlydidchangethefaceOfthisinterestingrace,Asasaint,sure,onlycould。

ForasthejockeywhoatEpsomrides,Whenthathissteedisspentandpunishedsore,Diggethhisheelsintothecourser’ssides,Andtherebymakeshimrunoneortwofurlongsmore;

Eventhus,betwixttheeighthribandtheninth,Thesaintrebukedtheprior,thatwearycreeper;

Freshstrengthintohislimbsherkicksimparted,Oneboundhemade,asgayaswhenhestarted。

[Thefriarswon,andjumpedintoBorysthenesfluvius。]

Yes,withhisbrethrenclingingathiscloak,Thestatueonhisshoulders——fittochoke——

OnemosttremendousboundmadeHyacinth,Andsousedfriars,statue,andall,slap-dashintotheDnieper!

XIX。

[AndhowtheRussianssaw]

AndwhentheRussians,inafieryrank,Pantingandfierce,drewupalongtheshore;

(Forherethevainpursuingtheyforbore,Norcaredtheytosurpasstheriver’sbank,)

Then,lookingfromtherocksandrushesdank,Asighttheywitnessedneverseenbefore,Andwhich,withitsaccompanimentsglorious,Iswriti’thegoldenbook,orliberaureus。

[ThestatuegetoffHyacinthhisback,andsitdownwiththefriarsonHyacinthhiscloak。]

PlumpintheDnieperflouncedthefriarandfriends——

Theydanglingroundhisneck,hefittochoke。

WhensuddenlyhismostmiraculouscloakOverthebillowywavesitselfextends,DownfromhisshouldersquietlydescendsThevenerableSophy’sstatueofoak;

Which,sittingdownuponthecloaksoample,Bidsallthebrethrenfollowitsexample!

[Howinthismannerofboattheysayledaway。]

Eachatherbiddingsat,andsatatease;

Thestatue’ganagraciousconversation,And(wavingtothefoeasalutation)

Sail’dwithherwonderinghappyprotegesGaylyadownthewideBorysthenes,Untiltheycameuntosomefriendlynation。

AndwhentheheathenhadatlengthgrownshyofTheirconquest,sheonedaycamebackagaintoKioff。

XX。

[Finis,ortheend。]

THINKNOT,OREADER,THATWE’RELAUGHINGATYOU;

YOUMAYGOTOKIOFFNOW,ANDSEETHESTATUTE!

TITMARSH’SCARMENLILLIENSE。

LILLE,Sept。2,1843。

Myheartisweary,mypeaceisgone,HowshallIe’ermywoesreveal?

Ihavenomoney,Ilieinpawn,AstrangerinthetownofLille。

I。

WithtwentypoundsbutthreeweekssinceFromParisforthdidTitmarshwheel,IthoughtmyselfasrichaprinceAsbeggarpoorI’mnowatLille。

Confidinginmyamplemeans——

Introth,Iwasahappychiel!

IpassedthegatesofValenciennes,IneverthoughttocomebyLille。

IneverthoughtmytwentypoundsSomerascalknavewoulddaretosteal;

IgaylypassedtheBelgicboundsAtQuievrain,twentymilesfromLille。

ToAntwerptownIhasten’dpost,AndasItookmyeveningmealIfeltmypouch,——mypursewaslost,OHeaven!WhycameInotbyLille?

Istraightwaycalledforinkandpen,TograndmammaImadeappeal;

MeanwhilealoanofguineastenIborrowedfromafriendsoleal。

Igotthecashfromgrandmamma(Hergentleheartmywoescouldfeel,)

ButwhereIwent,andwhatIsaw,Whatmatters?HereIamatLille。

Myheartisweary,mypeaceisgone,HowshallIe’ermywoesreveal?

Ihavenocash,Ilieinpawn,AstrangerinthetownofLille。

II。

TostealingIcannevercome,TopawnmywatchI’mtoogenteel,Besides,Ileftmywatchathome,HowcouldIpawnitthenatLille?

\"Lanote,\"attimestheguestswillsay。

Iturnaswhiteascoldboil’dveal;

Iturnandlookanotherway,IdarenotaskthebillatLille。

Idarenottothelandlordsay,\"Goodsir,Icannotpayyourbill;\"

HethinksIamaLordAnglais,AndisquiteproudIstayatLille。

HethinksIamaLordAnglais,LikeRothschildorSirRobertPeel,AndsoheservesmeeverydayThebestofmeatanddrinkinLille。

YetwhenhelooksmeinthefaceIblushasredascochineal;

Andthinkdidhebutknowmycase,Howchangedhe’dbe,myhostofLille。

Myheartisweary,mypeaceisgone,HowshallIe’ermywoesreveal?

Ihavenomoney,Ilieinpawn,AstrangerinthetownofLille。

III。

Thesunburstsoutinfuriousblaze,Iperspiratefromheadtoheel;

I’dliketohireaone-horsechaise,HowcanI,withoutcashatLille?

IpassinsunshineburninghotBycafeswhereinbeertheydeal;

Ithinkhowpleasantwereapot,AfrothingpotofbeerofLille!

Whatisyonhousewithwallssothick,Allgirtaroundwithguardandgrille?

Ograciousgods!itmakesmesick,ItisthePRISON-HOUSEofLille!

Ocursedprisonstrongandbarred,Itdoesmyverybloodcongeal!

ItrembleasIpasstheguard,AndquitthatuglypartofLille。

Thechurch-doorbeggarwhinesandprays,IturnawayathisappealAh,church-doorbeggar!gothyways!

You’renotthepoorestmaninLille。

Myheartisweary,mypeaceisgone,HowshallIe’eranywoesreveal?

Ihavenomoney,Ilieinpawn,AstrangerinthetownofLille。

IV。

Say,shallItoyouFlemishchurch,AndataPopishaltarkneel?

Oh,donotleavemeinthelurch,——

I’llcry,yepatron-saintsofLille!

Yevirginsdressedinsatinhoops,Yemartyrsslainformortalweal,Lookkindlydown!beforeyoustoopsThemiserablestmaninLille。

Andlo!asIbeheldwithaweApicturedsaint(Iswear’tisreal),Itsmiled,andturnedtograndmamma!——

Itdid!andIhadhopeinLille!

’Twasfiveo’clock,andIcouldeat,AlthoughIcouldnotpaymymeal:

IhastenbackintothestreetWhereliesmyinn,thebestLille。

WhatseeIonmytablestand,——

Aletterwithawell-knownseal?

’Tisgrandmamma’s!Iknowherhand,——

\"ToMr。M。A。Titmarsh,Lille。\"

Ifeelachokinginmythroat,Ipantandstagger,faintandreel!

Itis——itis——aten-poundnote,AndI’mnomoreinpawnatLille!

[Hegoesoffbythediligencethatevening,andisrestoredtothebosomofhishappyfamily。]

THEWILLOW-TREE。

Knowyethewillow-treeWhosegrayleavesquiver,WhisperinggloomilyToyonpaleriver;

Lady,ateven-tideWandernotnearit,TheysayitsbrancheshideAsad,lostspirit?

Oncetothewillow-treeAmaidcamefearful,Paleseemedhercheektobe,Herblueeyetearful;

Soonasshesawthetree,Herstepmovedfleeter,Noonewasthere——ahme!

Noonetomeether!

QuickbeatherhearttohearThefarbell’schimeTollfromthechapel-towerThetrystingtime:

ButtheredsunwentdownIngoldenflame,Andthoughshelookedround,Yetnoonecame!

Presentlycamethenight,Sadlytogreether,——

Mooninhersilverlight,Starsintheirglitter;

ThensankthemoonawayUnderthebillow,Stillweptthemaidalone——

Therebythewillow!

Throughthelongdarkness,Bythestreamrolling,HourafterhourwentonTollingandtolling。

Longwasthedarkness,Lonelyandstilly;

Shrillcamethenight-wind,Piercingandchilly。

Shrillblewthemorningbreeze,Bitingandcold,BleakpeersthegraydawnOverthewold。

BleakovermoorandstreamLooksthegreydawn,Gray,withdishevelledhair,Stillstandsthewillowthere——

THEMAIDISGONE!

Domine,Domine!

Singwealitany,——

Singforpoormaiden-heartsbrokenandweary;

Domine,Domine!

Singwealitany,WailweandweepweawildMiserere!

THEWILLOW-TREE。

(ANOTHERVERSION)。

I。

Longbythewillow-treesVainlytheysoughther,Wildrangthemother’sscreamsO’erthegraywater:

\"Whereismylovelyone?

Whereismydaughter?

II。

\"Rousethee,sirconstable——

Rousetheeandlook;

Fisherman,bringyournet,Boatmanyourhook。

Beatinthelily-beds,Diveinthebrook!\"

III。

VainlytheconstableShoutedandcalledher;

VainlythefishermanBeatthegreenalder,Vainlyheflungthenet,Neverithauledher!

IV。

MotherbesidethefireSat,hernightcapin;

Father,ineasychair,Gloomilynapping,Whenatthewindow-sillCamealighttapping!

V。

AndapalecountenanceLookedthroughthecasement。

Loudbeatthemother’sheart,Sickwithamazement,AndatthevisionwhichCametosurpriseher,Shriekedinanagony——

\"Lor!it’sElizar!\"

VI

Yes,’twasElizabeth——

Yes,’twastheirgirl;

Palewashercheek,andherHairoutofcurl。

\"Mother!\"thelovingone,Blushing,exclaimed,\"LetnotyourinnocentLizzybeblamed。

VII。

\"Yesterday,goingtoauntJones’stotea,Mother,dearmother,I

FORGOTTHEDOOR-KEY!

Andasthenightwascold,Andthewaysteep,Mrs。JoneskeptmetoBreakfastandsleep。\"

VIII。

WhetherherPaandMaFullybelievedher,Thatweshallneverknow,Sterntheyreceivedher;

AndfortheworkofthatCruel,thoughshort,night,SenthertobedwithoutTeaforafortnight。

IX。

MORAL

Heydiddlediddlety,CatandtheFiddlety,MaidensofEnglandtakecautionbyshe!

LetloveandsuicideNevertemptyouaside,Andalwaysremembertotakethedoor-key。

LYRAHIBERNICA

THEPOEMSOFTHEMOLONYOFKILBALLYMOLONY。

THEPIMLICOPAVILION。

Yepathronsofjanius,MinervaandVanius,WhositonParnassus,thatmountainofsnow,DescindfromyourstationandmakeobservationOfthePrince’spavilioninsweetPimlico。

Thisgarden,byjakurs,isfortypooracres,(Thegarnerhetouldme,andsureoughttoknow;)

Andyetgreatlybigger,insizeandinfigure,ThanthePhanixitself,seemstheParkPimlico。

O’tistherethatthespoortis,whentheQueenandtheCourtisWalkingmagnanimousallofarow,ForgetfulwhatstateisamongthepatatiesAndthepine-applegardensofsweetPimlico。

Thereinblossomsodorousthebirdssingachorus,Of\"GodsavetheQueen\"astheyhoptoandfro;

Andyousitonthebinchesandharktothefinches,SingingmelodiousinsweetPimlico。

Thereshuitingtheirphanthasies,theypluckpolyanthusesThatroundinthegardensresplindentlygrow,Widrosesandjessimins,andothersweetspecimins,WouldcharmbouldLinnayusinsweetPimlico。

Youseewhenyouinther,andstandinthecinther,Wheretheroses,andnecturns,andcollyflowersblow,Ahillsotremindous,ittopsthetop-windowsOftheeleganthousesoffamedPimlico。

Andwhenyou’veascindedthatprecipicesplindidYouseeonitssummitawondtherfulshow——

AlovelySwishbuilding,allpaintingandgilding,ThefamousPavilionofsweetPimlico。

PrinceAlbert,ofFlandthers,thatPrinceofCommandthers,(OnwhommybestblessingsherebyIbestow,)

WithgooldandvermilionhasdeckedthatPavilion,WheretheQueenmaytaketayinhersweetPimlico。

There’slinesfromJohnMiltonthechamberallgilton,Andpicturesbeneaththemthat’sshapedlikeabow;

IwasgreatlyastoundedtothinkthatthatRoundheadShouldfindanadmissiontofamedPimlico。

Olovely’seachfresco,andmostpicturesqueO;

AndwhileroundthechamberastonishedIgo,IthinkDanMaclise’sitbaitsallthepiecesSurroundingthecottageoffamedPimlico。

Eastlakehasthechimney,(agoodonetolimnhe,)

Andavarginhepaintswithasarpentbelow;

Whilebulls,pigs,andpanthers,andotherenchanthers,ArepaintedbyLandseerinsweetPimlico。