第2章

ThenameJuliaCzechenyiflashedacrossmymemory。ScudderhadsaiditwasthekeytotheKarolidesbusiness,anditoccurredtometotryitonhiscypher。

Itworked。Thefivelettersof’Julia’gavemethepositionofthevowels。AwasJ,thetenthletterofthealphabet,andsorepresentedbyXinthecypher。EwasXXI,andsoon。’Czechenyi’gavemethenumeralsfortheprincipalconsonants。IscribbledthatschemeonabitofpaperandsatdowntoreadScudder’spages。

InhalfanhourIwasreadingwithawhitishfaceandfingersthatdrummedonthetable。

Iglancedoutofthewindowandsawabigtouring-carcominguptheglentowardstheinn。Itdrewupatthedoor,andtherewasthesoundofpeoplealighting。Thereseemedtobetwoofthem,meninaquascutumsandtweedcaps。

Tenminuteslatertheinnkeeperslippedintotheroom,hiseyesbrightwithexcitement。

’There’stwochapsbelowlookingforyou,’hewhispered。

’They’reinthedining-roomhavingwhiskies-and-sodas。Theyaskedaboutyouandsaidtheyhadhopedtomeetyouhere。Oh!andtheydescribedyoujollywell,downtoyourbootsandshirt。Itoldthemyouhadbeenherelastnightandhadgoneoffonamotorbicyclethismorning,andoneofthechapssworelikeanavvy。’

Imadehimtellmewhattheylookedlike。Onewasadark-eyedthinfellowwithbushyeyebrows,theotherwasalwayssmilingandlispedinhistalk。Neitherwasanykindofforeigner;onthismyyoungfriendwaspositive。

ItookabitofpaperandwrotethesewordsinGermanasiftheywerepartofaletter……’BlackStone。Scudderhadgotontothis,buthecouldnotactforafortnight。IdoubtifIcandoanygoodnow,especiallyasKarolidesisuncertainabouthisplans。ButifMrT。advisesIwilldothebestI……’

Imanufactureditratherneatly,sothatitlookedlikealoosepageofaprivateletter。

’Takethisdownandsayitwasfoundinmybedroom,andaskthemtoreturnittomeiftheyovertakeme。’

ThreeminuteslaterIheardthecarbegintomove,andpeepingfrombehindthecurtaincaughtsightofthetwofigures。Onewasslim,theotherwassleek;thatwasthemostIcouldmakeofmyreconnaissance。

Theinnkeeperappearedingreatexcitement。’Yourpaperwokethemup,’hesaidgleefully。’Thedarkfellowwentaswhiteasdeathandcursedlikeblazes,andthefatonewhistledandlookedugly。

Theypaidfortheirdrinkswithhalf-a-sovereignandwouldn’twaitforchange。’

’NowI’lltellyouwhatIwantyoutodo,’Isaid。’GetonyourbicycleandgoofftoNewton-StewarttotheChiefConstable。Describethetwomen,andsayyoususpectthemofhavinghadsomethingtodowiththeLondonmurder。Youcaninventreasons。Thetwowillcomeback,neverfear。Nottonight,forthey’llfollowmefortymilesalongtheroad,butfirstthingtomorrowmorning。Tellthepolicetobeherebrightandearly。’

Hesetofflikeadocilechild,whileIworkedatScudder’snotes。

Whenhecamebackwedinedtogether,andincommondecencyI

hadtolethimpumpme。IgavehimalotofstuffaboutlionhuntsandtheMatabeleWar,thinkingallthewhilewhattamebusinessesthesewerecomparedtothisIwasnowengagedin!WhenhewenttobedIsatupandfinishedScudder。Ismokedinachairtilldaylight,forIcouldnotsleep。

AbouteightnextmorningIwitnessedthearrivaloftwoconstablesandasergeant。Theyputtheircarinacoach-houseundertheinnkeeper’sinstructions,andenteredthehouse。TwentyminuteslaterIsawfrommywindowasecondcarcomeacrosstheplateaufromtheoppositedirection。Itdidnotcomeuptotheinn,butstoppedtwohundredyardsoffintheshelterofapatchofwood。I

noticedthatitsoccupantscarefullyreverseditbeforeleavingit。A

minuteortwolaterIheardtheirstepsonthegraveloutsidethewindow。

Myplanhadbeentoliehidinmybedroom,andseewhathappened。Ihadanotionthat,ifIcouldbringthepoliceandmyothermoredangerouspursuerstogether,somethingmightworkoutofittomyadvantage。ButnowIhadabetteridea。Iscribbledalineofthankstomyhost,openedthewindow,anddroppedquietlyintoagooseberrybush。UnobservedIcrossedthedyke,crawleddownthesideofatributaryburn,andwonthehighroadonthefarsideofthepatchoftrees。Therestoodthecar,veryspickandspaninthemorningsunlight,butwiththedustonherwhichtoldofalongjourney。Istartedher,jumpedintothechauffeur’sseat,andstolegentlyoutontotheplateau。

AlmostatoncetheroaddippedsothatIlostsightoftheinn,butthewindseemedtobringmethesoundofangryvoices。

CHAPTERFOUR

TheAdventureoftheRadicalCandidateYoumaypicturemedrivingthat40h。p。carforallshewasworthoverthecrispmoorroadsonthatshiningMaymorning;glancingbackatfirstovermyshoulder,andlookinganxiouslytothenextturning;thendrivingwithavagueeye,justwideenoughawaketokeeponthehighway。ForIwasthinkingdesperatelyofwhatIhadfoundinScudder’spocket-book。

Thelittlemanhadtoldmeapackoflies。AllhisyarnsabouttheBalkansandtheJew-AnarchistsandtheForeignOfficeConferencewereeyewash,andsowasKarolides。Andyetnotquite,asyoushallhear。Ihadstakedeverythingonmybeliefinhisstory,andhadbeenletdown;herewashisbooktellingmeadifferenttale,andinsteadofbeingonce-bitten-twice-shy,Ibelieveditabsolutely。

Why,Idon’tknow。Itrangdesperatelytrue,andthefirstyarn,ifyouunderstandme,hadbeeninaqueerwaytruealsoinspirit。ThefifteenthdayofJunewasgoingtobeadayofdestiny,abiggerdestinythanthekillingofaDago。ItwassobigthatIdidn’tblameScudderforkeepingmeoutofthegameandwantingtoplayalonehand。That,Iwasprettyclear,washisintention。Hehadtoldmesomethingwhichsoundedbigenough,buttherealthingwassoimmortallybigthathe,themanwhohadfounditout,wanteditallforhimself。Ididn’tblamehim。Itwasrisksafterallthathewaschieflygreedyabout。

Thewholestorywasinthenotes-withgaps,youunderstand,whichhewouldhavefilledupfromhismemory。Hestuckdownhisauthorities,too,andhadanoddtrickofgivingthemallanumericalvalueandthenstrikingabalance,whichstoodforthereliabilityofeachstageintheyarn。Thefournameshehadprintedwereauthorities,andtherewasaman,Ducrosne,whogotfiveoutofapossiblefive;andanotherfellow,Ammersfoort,whogotthree。

Thebarebonesofthetalewereallthatwasinthebook-these,andonequeerphrasewhichoccurredhalfadozentimesinsidebrackets。’(Thirty-ninesteps)’wasthephrase;andatitslasttimeofuseitran-’(Thirty-ninesteps,Icountedthem-hightide10。17

p。m。)’。Icouldmakenothingofthat。

ThefirstthingIlearnedwasthatitwasnoquestionofpreventingawar。Thatwascoming,assureasChristmas:hadbeenarranged,saidScudder,eversinceFebruary1912。Karolideswasgoingtobetheoccasion。Hewasbookedallright,andwastohandinhischecksonJune14th,twoweeksandfourdaysfromthatMaymorning。IgatheredfromScudder’snotesthatnothingonearthcouldpreventthat。HistalkofEpiroteguardsthatwouldskintheirowngrandmotherswasallbilly-o。

ThesecondthingwasthatthiswarwasgoingtocomeasamightysurprisetoBritain。Karolides’deathwouldsettheBalkansbytheears,andthenViennawouldchipinwithanultimatum。

Russiawouldn’tlikethat,andtherewouldbehighwords。ButBerlinwouldplaythepeacemaker,andpouroilonthewaters,tillsuddenlyshewouldfindagoodcauseforaquarrel,pickitup,andinfivehoursletflyatus。Thatwastheidea,andaprettygoodonetoo。Honeyandfairspeeches,andthenastrokeinthedark。WhileweweretalkingaboutthegoodwillandgoodintentionsofGermanyourcoastwouldbesilentlyringedwithmines,andsubmarineswouldbewaitingforeverybattleship。

Butallthisdependeduponthethirdthing,whichwasduetohappenonJune15th。IwouldneverhavegraspedthisifIhadn’toncehappenedtomeetaFrenchstaffofficer,comingbackfromWestAfrica,whohadtoldmealotofthings。Onewasthat,inspiteofallthenonsensetalkedinParliament,therewasarealworkingalliancebetweenFranceandBritain,andthatthetwoGeneralStaffsmeteverynowandthen,andmadeplansforjointactionincaseofwar。Well,inJuneaverygreatswellwascomingoverfromParis,andhewasgoingtogetnothinglessthanastatementofthedispositionoftheBritishHomeFleetonmobilization。

AtleastIgathereditwassomethinglikethat;anyhow,itwassomethinguncommonlyimportant。

Butonthe15thdayofJunethereweretobeothersinLondon-

others,atwhomIcouldonlyguess。Scudderwascontenttocallthemcollectivelythe’BlackStone’。TheyrepresentednotourAllies,butourdeadlyfoes;andtheinformation,destinedforFrance,wastobedivertedtotheirpockets。Anditwastobeused,remember-

usedaweekortwolater,withgreatgunsandswifttorpedoes,suddenlyinthedarknessofasummernight。

ThiswasthestoryIhadbeendecipheringinabackroomofacountryinn,overlookingacabbagegarden。ThiswasthestorythathummedinmybrainasIswunginthebigtouring-carfromglentoglen。

MyfirstimpulsehadbeentowritealettertothePrimeMinister,butalittlereflectionconvincedmethatthatwouldbeuseless。Whowouldbelievemytale?Imustshowasign,sometokeninproof,andHeavenknewwhatthatcouldbe。Aboveall,Imustkeepgoingmyself,readytoactwhenthingsgotriper,andthatwasgoingtobenolightjobwiththepoliceoftheBritishIslesinfullcryaftermeandthewatchersoftheBlackStonerunningsilentlyandswiftlyonmytrail。

Ihadnoveryclearpurposeinmyjourney,butIsteeredeastbythesun,forIrememberedfromthemapthatifIwentnorthI

wouldcomeintoaregionofcoalpitsandindustrialtowns。PresentlyIwasdownfromthemoorlandsandtraversingthebroadhaughofariver。FormilesIranalongsideaparkwall,andinabreakofthetreesIsawagreatcastle。Iswungthroughlittleoldthatchedvillages,andoverpeacefullowlandstreams,andpastgardensblazingwithhawthornandyellowlaburnum。ThelandwassodeepinpeacethatIcouldscarcelybelievethatsomewherebehindmewerethosewhosoughtmylife;ay,andthatinamonth’stime,unlessI

hadthealmightiestofluck,theseroundcountryfaceswouldbepinchedandstaring,andmenwouldbelyingdeadinEnglishfields。

Aboutmid-dayIenteredalongstragglingvillage,andhadamindtostopandeat。Half-waydownwasthePostOffice,andonthestepsofitstoodthepostmistressandapolicemanhardatworkconningatelegram。Whentheysawmetheywakenedup,andthepolicemanadvancedwithraisedhand,andcriedonmetostop。

Inearlywasfoolenoughtoobey。Thenitflasheduponmethatthewirehadtodowithme;thatmyfriendsattheinnhadcometoanunderstanding,andwereunitedindesiringtoseemoreofme,andthatithadbeeneasyenoughforthemtowirethedescriptionofmeandthecartothirtyvillagesthroughwhichImightpass。Ireleasedthebrakesjustintime。Asitwas,thepolicemanmadeaclawatthehood,andonlydroppedoffwhenhegotmyleftinhiseye。

Isawthatmainroadswerenoplaceforme,andturnedintothebyways。Itwasn’taneasyjobwithoutamap,fortherewastheriskofgettingontoafarmroadandendinginaduck-pondorastable-

yard,andIcouldn’taffordthatkindofdelay。IbegantoseewhatanassIhadbeentostealthecar。ThebiggreenbrutewouldbethesafestkindofcluetomeoverthebreadthofScotland。IfIleftitandtooktomyfeet,itwouldbediscoveredinanhourortwoandIwouldgetnostartintherace。

Theimmediatethingtodowastogettotheloneliestroads。

TheseIsoonfoundwhenIstruckupatributaryofthebigriver,andgotintoaglenwithsteephillsallaboutme,andacorkscrewroadattheendwhichclimbedoverapass。HereImetnobody,butitwastakingmetoofarnorth,soIslewedeastalongabadtrackandfinallystruckabigdouble-linerailway。AwaybelowmeIsawanotherbroadishvalley,anditoccurredtomethatifIcrosseditI

mightfindsomeremoteinntopassthenight。Theeveningwasnowdrawingin,andIwasfuriouslyhungry,forIhadeatennothingsincebreakfastexceptacoupleofbunsIhadboughtfromabaker’scart。

justthenIheardanoiseinthesky,andloandbeholdtherewasthatinfernalaeroplane,flyinglow,aboutadozenmilestothesouthandrapidlycomingtowardsme。

IhadthesensetorememberthatonabaremoorIwasattheaeroplane’smercy,andthatmyonlychancewastogettotheleafycoverofthevalley。DownthehillIwentlikebluelightning,screwingmyheadround,wheneverIdared,towatchthatdamnedflyingmachine。SoonIwasonaroadbetweenhedges,anddippingtothedeep-cutglenofastream。ThencameabitofthickwoodwhereIslackenedspeed。

SuddenlyonmyleftIheardthehootofanothercar,andrealizedtomyhorrorthatIwasalmostuponacoupleofgate-poststhroughwhichaprivateroaddebouchedonthehighway。Myhorngaveanagonizedroar,butitwastoolate。Iclappedonmybrakes,butmyimpetuswastoogreat,andtherebeforemeacarwasslidingathwartmycourse。Inasecondtherewouldhavebeenthedeuceofawreck。Ididtheonlythingpossible,andranslapintothehedgeontheright,trustingtofindsomethingsoftbeyond。

ButthereIwasmistaken。Mycarslitheredthroughthehedgelikebutter,andthengaveasickeningplungeforward。Isawwhatwascoming,leaptontheseatandwouldhavejumpedout。Butabranchofhawthorngotmeinthechest,liftedmeupandheldme,whileatonortwoofexpensivemetalslippedbelowme,buckedandpitched,andthendroppedwithanalmightysmashfiftyfeettothebedofthestream。

Slowlythatthornletmego。Isubsidedfirstonthehedge,andthenverygentlyonabowerofnettles。AsIscrambledtomyfeetahandtookmebythearm,andasympatheticandbadlyscaredvoiceaskedmeifIwerehurt。

Ifoundmyselflookingatatallyoungmaningogglesandaleatherulster,whokeptonblessinghissoulandwhinnyingapologies。Formyself,onceIgotmywindback,Iwasrathergladthanotherwise。Thiswasonewayofgettingridofthecar。

’Myblame,Sir,’Iansweredhim。’It’sluckythatIdidnotaddhomicidetomyfollies。That’stheendofmyScotchmotortour,butitmighthavebeentheendofmylife。’

Hepluckedoutawatchandstudiedit。’You’retherightsortoffellow,’hesaid。’Icanspareaquarterofanhour,andmyhouseistwominutesoff。I’llseeyouclothedandfedandsnuginbed。

Where’syourkit,bytheway?Isitintheburnalongwiththecar?’

’It’sinmypocket,’Isaid,brandishingatoothbrush。’I’maColonialandtravellight。’

’AColonial,’hecried。’ByGad,you’retheverymanI’vebeenprayingfor。AreyoubyanyblessedchanceaFreeTrader?’

’Iam,’saidI,withoutthefoggiestnotionofwhathemeant。

Hepattedmyshoulderandhurriedmeintohiscar。Threeminuteslaterwedrewupbeforeacomfortable-lookingshootingboxsetamongpine-trees,andheusheredmeindoors。Hetookmefirsttoabedroomandflunghalfadozenofhissuitsbeforeme,formyownhadbeenprettywellreducedtorags。Iselectedalooseblueserge,whichdifferedmostconspicuouslyfrommyformergarments,andborrowedalinencollar。Thenhehaledmetothedining-room,wheretheremnantsofamealstoodonthetable,andannouncedthatIhadjustfiveminutestofeed。’Youcantakeasnackinyourpocket,andwe’llhavesupperwhenwegetback。I’vegottobeattheMasonicHallateighto’clock,ormyagentwillcombmyhair。’

Ihadacupofcoffeeandsomecoldham,whileheyarnedawayonthehearth-rug。

’Youfindmeinthedeuceofamess,Mr-by-the-by,youhaven’ttoldmeyourname。Twisdon?AnyrelationofoldTommyTwisdonoftheSixtieth?No?Well,youseeI’mLiberalCandidateforthispartoftheworld,andIhadameetingontonightatBrattleburn-that’smychieftown,andaninfernalTorystronghold。

IhadgottheColonialex-Premierfellow,Crumpleton,comingtospeakformetonight,andhadthethingtremendouslybilledandthewholeplaceground-baited。ThisafternoonIhadawirefromtheruffiansayinghehadgotinfluenzaatBlackpool,andhereamI

lefttodothewholethingmyself。Ihadmeanttospeakfortenminutesandmustnowgoonforforty,and,thoughI’vebeenrackingmybrainsforthreehourstothinkofsomething,Isimplycannotlastthecourse。Nowyou’vegottobeagoodchapandhelpme。You’reaFreeTraderandcantellourpeoplewhatawash-outProtectionisintheColonies。Allyoufellowshavethegiftofthegab-IwishtoHeavenIhadit。I’llbeforevermoreinyourdebt。’

IhadveryfewnotionsaboutFreeTradeonewayortheother,butIsawnootherchancetogetwhatIwanted。Myyounggentlemanwasfartooabsorbedinhisowndifficultiestothinkhowodditwastoaskastrangerwhohadjustmisseddeathbyanaceandhadlosta1,000-guineacartoaddressameetingforhimonthespurofthemoment。Butmynecessitiesdidnotallowmetocontemplateoddnessesortopickandchoosemysupports。

’Allright,’Isaid。’I’mnotmuchgoodasaspeaker,butI’lltellthemabitaboutAustralia。’

Atmywordsthecaresoftheagesslippedfromhisshoulders,andhewasrapturousinhisthanks。Helentmeabigdrivingcoat-

andnevertroubledtoaskwhyIhadstartedonamotortourwithoutpossessinganulster-and,asweslippeddownthedustyroads,pouredintomyearsthesimplefactsofhishistory。Hewasanorphan,andhisunclehadbroughthimup-I’veforgottentheuncle’sname,buthewasintheCabinet,andyoucanreadhisspeechesinthepapers。HehadgoneroundtheworldafterleavingCambridge,andthen,beingshortofajob,hisunclehadadvisedpolitics。Igatheredthathehadnopreferenceinparties。’Goodchapsinboth,’hesaidcheerfully,’andplentyofblighters,too。I’mLiberal,becausemyfamilyhavealwaysbeenWhigs。’Butifhewaslukewarmpoliticallyhehadstrongviewsonotherthings。HefoundoutIknewabitabouthorses,andjawedawayabouttheDerbyentries;andhewasfullofplansforimprovinghisshooting。

Altogether,averyclean,decent,callowyoungman。

Aswepassedthroughalittletowntwopolicemensignalledustostop,andflashedtheirlanternsonus。

’Begpardon,SirHarry,’saidone。’We’vegotinstructionstolookoutforacar,andthedescription’snounlikeyours。’

’Right-o,’saidmyhost,whileIthankedProvidenceforthedeviouswaysIhadbeenbroughttosafety。Afterthathespokenomore,forhismindbegantolabourheavilywithhiscomingspeech。

Hislipskeptmuttering,hiseyewandered,andIbegantopreparemyselfforasecondcatastrophe。Itriedtothinkofsomethingtosaymyself,butmymindwasdryasastone。ThenextthingIknewwehaddrawnupoutsideadoorinastreet,andwerebeingwelcomedbysomenoisygentlemenwithrosettes。

Thehallhadaboutfivehundredinit,womenmostly,alotofbaldheads,andadozenortwoyoungmen。Thechairman,aweasellyministerwithareddishnose,lamentedCrumpleton’sabsence,soliloquizedonhisinfluenza,andgavemeacertificateasa’trustedleaderofAustralianthought’。Thereweretwopolicemenatthedoor,andIhopedtheytooknoteofthattestimonial。ThenSirHarrystarted。

Ineverheardanythinglikeit。Hedidn’tbegintoknowhowtotalk。Hehadaboutabushelofnotesfromwhichheread,andwhenheletgoofthemhefellintooneprolongedstutter。Everynowandthenherememberedaphrasehehadlearnedbyheart,straightenedhisback,andgaveitofflikeHenryIrving,andthenextmomenthewasbentdoubleandcrooningoverhispapers。Itwasthemostappallingrot,too。Hetalkedaboutthe’Germanmenace’,andsaiditwasallaToryinventiontocheatthepooroftheirrightsandkeepbackthegreatfloodofsocialreform,butthat’organizedlabour’realizedthisandlaughedtheToriestoscorn。HewasallforreducingourNavyasaproofofourgoodfaith,andthensendingGermanyanultimatumtellinghertodothesameorwewouldknockherintoacockedhat。Hesaidthat,butfortheTories,GermanyandBritainwouldbefellow-workersinpeaceandreform。

Ithoughtofthelittleblackbookinmypocket!AgiddylotScudder’sfriendscaredforpeaceandreform。

YetinaqueerwayIlikedthespeech。Youcouldseethenicenessofthechapshiningoutbehindthemuckwithwhichhehadbeenspoon-fed。Alsoittookaloadoffmymind。Imightn’tbemuchofanorator,butIwasathousandpercentbetterthanSirHarry。

Ididn’tgetonsobadlywhenitcametomyturn。IsimplytoldthemallIcouldrememberaboutAustralia,prayingthereshouldbenoAustralianthere-allaboutitslabourpartyandemigrationanduniversalservice。IdoubtifIrememberedtomentionFreeTrade,butIsaidtherewerenoToriesinAustralia,onlyLabourandLiberals。Thatfetchedacheer,andIwokethemupabitwhenI

startedintotellthemthekindofgloriousbusinessIthoughtcouldbemadeoutoftheEmpireifwereallyputourbacksintoit。

AltogetherIfancyIwasratherasuccess。Theministerdidn’tlikeme,though,andwhenheproposedavoteofthanks,spokeofSirHarry’sspeechas’statesmanlike’andmineashaving’theeloquenceofanemigrationagent’。

Whenwewereinthecaragainmyhostwasinwildspiritsathavinggothisjobover。’Arippingspeech,Twisdon,’hesaid。

’Now,you’recominghomewithme。I’mallalone,andifyou’llstopadayortwoI’llshowyousomeverydecentfishing。’

Wehadahotsupper-andIwanteditprettybadly-andthendrankgroginabigcheerysmoking-roomwithacracklingwoodfire。Ithoughtthetimehadcomeformetoputmycardsonthetable。Isawbythisman’seyethathewasthekindyoucantrust。

’Listen,SirHarry,’Isaid。’I’vesomethingprettyimportanttosaytoyou。You’reagoodfellow,andI’mgoingtobefrank。

Whereonearthdidyougetthatpoisonousrubbishyoutalkedtonight?’

Hisfacefell。’Wasitasbadasthat?’heaskedruefully。’Itdidsoundratherthin。IgotmostofitoutofthePROGRESSIVEMAGAZINE

andpamphletsthatagentchapofminekeepssendingme。Butyousurelydon’tthinkGermanywouldevergotowarwithus?’

’Askthatquestioninsixweeksanditwon’tneedananswer,’I

said。’Ifyou’llgivemeyourattentionforhalfanhourIamgoingtotellyouastory。’

Icanseeyetthatbrightroomwiththedeers’headsandtheoldprintsonthewalls,SirHarrystandingrestlesslyonthestonecurbofthehearth,andmyselflyingbackinanarmchair,speaking。I

seemedtobeanotherperson,standingasideandlisteningtomyownvoice,andjudgingcarefullythereliabilityofmytale。ItwasthefirsttimeIhadevertoldanyonetheexacttruth,sofarasI

understoodit,anditdidmenoendofgood,foritstraightenedoutthethinginmyownmind。Iblinkednodetail。HeheardallaboutScudder,andthemilkman,andthenote-book,andmydoingsinGalloway。Presentlyhegotveryexcitedandwalkedupanddownthehearth-rug。

’Soyousee,’Iconcluded,’youhavegothereinyourhousethemanthatiswantedforthePortlandPlacemurder。Yourdutyistosendyourcarforthepoliceandgivemeup。Idon’tthinkI’llgetveryfar。There’llbeanaccident,andI’llhaveaknifeinmyribsanhourorsoafterarrest。Nevertheless,it’syourduty,asalaw-abidingcitizen。Perhapsinamonth’stimeyou’llbesorry,butyouhavenocausetothinkofthat。’

Hewaslookingatmewithbrightsteadyeyes。’WhatwasyourjobinRhodesia,MrHannay?’heasked。

’Miningengineer,’Isaid。’I’vemademypilecleanlyandI’vehadagoodtimeinthemakingofit。’

’Notaprofessionthatweakensthenerves,isit?’

Ilaughed。’Oh,astothat,mynervesaregoodenough。’Itookdownahunting-knifefromastandonthewall,anddidtheoldMashonatrickoftossingitandcatchingitinmylips。Thatwantsaprettysteadyheart。

Hewatchedmewithasmile。’Idon’twantproof。Imaybeanassontheplatform,butIcansizeupaman。You’renomurdererandyou’renofool,andIbelieveyouarespeakingthetruth。I’mgoingtobackyouup。Now,whatcanIdo?’

’First,Iwantyoutowritealettertoyouruncle。I’vegottogetintouchwiththeGovernmentpeoplesometimebeforethe15thofJune。’

Hepulledhismoustache。’Thatwon’thelpyou。ThisisForeignOfficebusiness,andmyunclewouldhavenothingtodowithit。

Besides,you’dneverconvincehim。No,I’llgoonebetter。I’llwritetothePermanentSecretaryattheForeignOffice。He’smygodfather,andoneofthebestgoing。Whatdoyouwant?’

Hesatdownatatableandwrotetomydictation。ThegistofitwasthatifamancalledTwisdon(IthoughtIhadbettersticktothatname)turnedupbeforeJune15thhewastoentreathimkindly。HesaidTwisdonwouldprovehisbonafidesbypassingtheword’BlackStone’andwhistling’AnnieLaurie’。

’Good,’saidSirHarry。’That’stheproperstyle。Bytheway,you’llfindmygodfather-hisname’sSirWalterBullivant-downathiscountrycottageforWhitsuntide。It’sclosetoArtinswellontheKenner。That’sdone。Now,what’sthenextthing?’

’You’reaboutmyheight。Lendmetheoldesttweedsuityou’vegot。Anythingwilldo,solongasthecolouristheoppositeoftheclothesIdestroyedthisafternoon。Thenshowmeamapoftheneighbourhoodandexplaintomethelieoftheland。Lastly,ifthepolicecomeseekingme,justshowthemthecarintheglen。Iftheotherlotturnup,tellthemIcaughtthesouthexpressafteryourmeeting。’

Hedid,orpromisedtodo,allthesethings。Ishavedofftheremnantsofmymoustache,andgotinsideanancientsuitofwhatI

believeiscalledheathermixture。Themapgavemesomenotionofmywhereabouts,andtoldmethetwothingsIwantedtoknow-

wherethemainrailwaytothesouthcouldbejoinedandwhatwerethewildestdistrictsnearathand。

Attwoo’clockhewakenedmefrommyslumbersinthesmoking-roomarmchair,andledmeblinkingintothedarkstarrynight。Anoldbicyclewasfoundinatool-shedandhandedovertome。

’Firstturntotherightupbythelongfir-wood,’heenjoined。’Bydaybreakyou’llbewellintothehills。ThenIshouldpitchthemachineintoabogandtaketothemoorsonfoot。Youcanputinaweekamongtheshepherds,andbeassafeasifyouwereinNewGuinea。’

Ipedalleddiligentlyupsteeproadsofhillgraveltilltheskiesgrewpalewithmorning。Asthemistsclearedbeforethesun,I

foundmyselfinawidegreenworldwithglensfallingoneverysideandafar-awaybluehorizon。Here,atanyrate,Icouldgetearlynewsofmyenemies。

CHAPTERFIVE

TheAdventureoftheSpectacledRoadmanIsatdownontheverycrestofthepassandtookstockofmyposition。

Behindmewastheroadclimbingthroughalongcleftinthehills,whichwastheupperglenofsomenotableriver。Infrontwasaflatspaceofmaybeamile,allpittedwithbog-holesandroughwithtussocks,andthenbeyondittheroadfellsteeplydownanotherglentoaplainwhosebluedimnessmeltedintothedistance。Toleftandrightwereround-shoulderedgreenhillsassmoothaspancakes,buttothesouth-thatis,thelefthand-therewasaglimpseofhighheatherymountains,whichIrememberedfromthemapasthebigknotofhillwhichIhadchosenformysanctuary。Iwasonthecentralbossofahugeuplandcountry,andcouldseeeverythingmovingformiles。Inthemeadowsbelowtheroadhalfamilebackacottagesmoked,butitwastheonlysignofhumanlife。Otherwisetherewasonlythecallingofploversandthetinklingoflittlestreams。

Itwasnowaboutseveno’clock,andasIwaitedIheardonceagainthatominousbeatintheair。ThenIrealizedthatmyvantage-

groundmightbeinrealityatrap。Therewasnocoverforatomtitinthosebaldgreenplaces。

Isatquitestillandhopelesswhilethebeatgrewlouder。ThenI

sawanaeroplanecomingupfromtheeast。Itwasflyinghigh,butasIlookeditdroppedseveralhundredfeetandbegantocircleroundtheknotofhillinnarrowingcircles,justasahawkwheelsbeforeitpounces。Nowitwasflyingverylow,andnowtheobserveronboardcaughtsightofme。Icouldseeoneofthetwooccupantsexaminingmethroughglasses。

Suddenlyitbegantoriseinswiftwhorls,andthenextIknewitwasspeedingeastwardagaintillitbecameaspeckinthebluemorning。

Thatmademedosomesavagethinking。Myenemieshadlocatedme,andthenextthingwouldbeacordonroundme。Ididn’tknowwhatforcetheycouldcommand,butIwascertainitwouldbesufficient。Theaeroplanehadseenmybicycle,andwouldconcludethatIwouldtrytoescapebytheroad。Inthatcasetheremightbeachanceonthemoorstotherightorleft。Iwheeledthemachineahundredyardsfromthehighway,andplungeditintoamoss-hole,whereitsankamongpond-weedandwater-buttercups。ThenI

climbedtoaknollwhichgavemeaviewofthetwovalleys。

Nothingwasstirringonthelongwhiteribbonthatthreadedthem。

Ihavesaidtherewasnotcoverinthewholeplacetohidearat。

AsthedayadvanceditwasfloodedwithsoftfreshlighttillithadthefragrantsunninessoftheSouthAfricanveld。AtothertimesI

wouldhavelikedtheplace,butnowitseemedtosuffocateme。Thefreemoorlandswereprisonwalls,andthekeenhillairwasthebreathofadungeon。

Itossedacoin-headsright,tailsleft-anditfellheads,soI

turnedtothenorth。InalittleIcametothebrowoftheridgewhichwasthecontainingwallofthepass。Isawthehighroadformaybetenmiles,andfardownitsomethingthatwasmoving,andthatItooktobeamotor-car。BeyondtheridgeIlookedonarollinggreenmoor,whichfellawayintowoodedglens。

Nowmylifeontheveldhasgivenmetheeyesofakite,andI

canseethingsforwhichmostmenneedatelescope……Awaydowntheslope,acoupleofmilesaway,severalmenwereadvancing。

likearowofbeatersatashoot……

Idroppedoutofsightbehindthesky-line。Thatwaywasshuttome,andImusttrythebiggerhillstothesouthbeyondthehighway。

ThecarIhadnoticedwasgettingnearer,butitwasstillalongwayoffwithsomeverysteepgradientsbeforeit。Iranhard,crouchinglowexceptinthehollows,andasIranIkeptscanningthebrowofthehillbeforeme。Wasitimagination,ordidIseefigures-one,two,perhapsmore-movinginaglenbeyondthestream?

Ifyouarehemmedinonallsidesinapatchoflandthereisonlyonechanceofescape。Youmuststayinthepatch,andletyourenemiessearchitandnotfindyou。Thatwasgoodsense,buthowonearthwasItoescapenoticeinthattable-clothofaplace?I

wouldhaveburiedmyselftotheneckinmudorlainbelowwaterorclimbedthetallesttree。Buttherewasnotastickofwood,thebog-holeswerelittlepuddles,thestreamwasaslendertrickle。Therewasnothingbutshortheather,andbarehillbent,andthewhitehighway。

Theninatinybightofroad,besideaheapofstones,Ifoundtheroadman。

Hehadjustarrived,andwaswearilyflingingdownhishammer。

Helookedatmewithafishyeyeandyawned。

’ConfoondthedayIeverlefttheherdin’!’hesaid,asiftotheworldatlarge。’ThereIwasmyainmaister。NowI’maslavetotheGoavernment,tetheredtotheroadside,wi’saireen,andabacklikeasuckle。’

Hetookupthehammer,struckastone,droppedtheimplementwithanoath,andputbothhandstohisears。’Mercyonme!Myheid’sburstin’!’hecried。

Hewasawildfigure,aboutmyownsizebutmuchbent,withaweek’sbeardonhischin,andapairofbighornspectacles。

’Icannadae’t,’hecriedagain。’TheSurveyormaunjustreportme。I’mformybed。’

Iaskedhimwhatwasthetrouble,thoughindeedthatwasclearenough。

’ThetroubleisthatI’mnosober。LastnichtmydochterMerranwaswaddit,andtheydancedtillfowerinthebyre。Meandsomeitherchielssatdowntothedrinkin’,andhereIam。PeetythatI

everlookitonthewinewhenitwasred!’

Iagreedwithhimaboutbed。

’It’seasyspeakin’,’hemoaned。’ButIgotapostcardyestreensayin’thatthenewRoadSurveyorwouldberoundtheday。He’llcomeandhe’llnofindme,orelsehe’llfindmefou,andeitherwayI’madoneman。I’llawa’backtomybedandsayI’mnoweel,butIdootthat’llnohelpme,fortheykenmykindo’no-weel-ness。’

ThenIhadaninspiration。’DoesthenewSurveyorknowyou?’

Iasked。

’Nohim。He’sjustbeenaweekatthejob。Herinsaboutinaweemotor-cawr,andwadspeirtheinsideooto’awhelk。’

’Where’syourhouse?’Iasked,andwasdirectedbyawaveringfingertothecottagebythestream。

’Well,backtoyourbed,’Isaid,’andsleepinpeace。I’lltakeonyourjobforabitandseetheSurveyor。’

Hestaredatmeblankly;then,asthenotiondawnedonhisfuddledbrain,hisfacebrokeintothevacantdrunkard’ssmile。

’You’rethebilly,’hecried。’It’llbeeasyeneuchmanaged。I’vefinishedthatbingo’stanes,soyouneednachaponymairthisforenoon。justtakethebarry,andwheeleneuchmetalfraeyonquarrydoontheroadtomakanitherbingthemorn。Myname’sAlexanderTurnbull,andI’vebeenseevenyearatthetrade,andtwentyaforethatherdin’onLeithenWater。Myfreensca’meEcky,andwhilesSpecky,forIwearglesses,beingwaiki’thesicht。justyouspeaktheSurveyorfair,andca’himSir,andhe’llbefellpleased。I’llbebackormid-day。’

Iborrowedhisspectaclesandfilthyoldhat;strippedoffcoat,waistcoat,andcollar,andgavehimthemtocarryhome;borrowed,too,thefoulstumpofaclaypipeasanextraproperty。Heindicatedmysimpletasks,andwithoutmoreadosetoffatanamblebedwards。

Bedmayhavebeenhischiefobject,butIthinktherewasalsosomethingleftinthefootofabottle。Iprayedthathemightbesafeundercoverbeforemyfriendsarrivedonthescene。

ThenIsettoworktodressforthepart。Iopenedthecollarofmyshirt-itwasavulgarblue-and-whitechecksuchasploughmenwear-andrevealedaneckasbrownasanytinker’s。Irolledupmysleeves,andtherewasaforearmwhichmighthavebeenablacksmith’s,sunburntandroughwitholdscars。Igotmybootsandtrouser-legsallwhitefromthedustoftheroad,andhitchedupmytrousers,tyingthemwithstringbelowtheknee。ThenIsettoworkonmyface。WithahandfulofdustImadeawater-markroundmyneck,theplacewhereMrTurnbull’sSundayablutionsmightbeexpectedtostop。Irubbedagooddealofdirtalsointothesunburnofmycheeks。Aroadman’seyeswouldnodoubtbealittleinflamed,soIcontrivedtogetsomedustinbothofmine,andbydintofvigorousrubbingproducedablearyeffect。

ThesandwichesSirHarryhadgivenmehadgoneoffwithmycoat,buttheroadman’slunch,tiedupinaredhandkerchief,wasatmydisposal。Iatewithgreatrelishseveralofthethickslabsofsconeandcheeseanddrankalittleofthecoldtea。InthehandkerchiefwasalocalpapertiedwithstringandaddressedtoMrTurnbull-

obviouslymeanttosolacehismid-dayleisure。Ididupthebundleagain,andputthepaperconspicuouslybesideit。

Mybootsdidnotsatisfyme,butbydintofkickingamongthestonesIreducedthemtothegranite-likesurfacewhichmarksaroadman’sfoot-gear。ThenIbitandscrapedmyfinger-nailstilltheedgeswereallcrackedanduneven。ThemenIwasmatchedagainstwouldmissnodetail。Ibrokeoneofthebootlacesandretieditinaclumsyknot,andloosedtheothersothatmythickgreysocksbulgedovertheuppers。Stillnosignofanythingontheroad。ThemotorIhadobservedhalfanhouragomusthavegonehome。

Mytoiletcomplete,Itookupthebarrowandbeganmyjourneystoandfromthequarryahundredyardsoff。

IrememberanoldscoutinRhodesia,whohaddonemanyqueerthingsinhisday,oncetellingmethatthesecretofplayingapartwastothinkyourselfintoit。Youcouldneverkeepitup,hesaid,unlessyoucouldmanagetoconvinceyourselfthatyouwereit。SoI

shutoffallotherthoughtsandswitchedthemontotheroad-

mending。Ithoughtofthelittlewhitecottageasmyhome,I

recalledtheyearsIhadspentherdingonLeithenWater,Imademyminddwelllovinglyonsleepinabox-bedandabottleofcheapwhisky。Stillnothingappearedonthatlongwhiteroad。

Nowandthenasheepwanderedofftheheathertostareatme。A

heronfloppeddowntoapoolinthestreamandstartedtofish,takingnomorenoticeofmethanifIhadbeenamilestone。OnI

went,trundlingmyloadsofstone,withtheheavystepoftheprofessional。SoonIgrewwarm,andthedustonmyfacechangedintosolidandabidinggrit。IwasalreadycountingthehourstilleveningshouldputalimittoMrTurnbull’smonotonoustoil。

Suddenlyacrispvoicespokefromtheroad,andlookingupI

sawalittleFordtwo-seater,andaround-facedyoungmaninabowlerhat。

’AreyouAlexanderTurnbull?’heasked。’IamthenewCountyRoadSurveyor。YouliveatBlackhopefoot,andhavechargeofthesectionfromLaidlawbyrestotheRiggs?Good!Afairbitofroad,Turnbull,andnotbadlyengineered。Alittlesoftaboutamileoff,andtheedgeswantcleaning。Seeyoulookafterthat。Goodmorning。

You’llknowmethenexttimeyouseeme。’

Clearlymyget-upwasgoodenoughforthedreadedSurveyor。I

wentonwithmywork,andasthemorninggrewtowardsnoonI

wascheeredbyalittletraffic。Abaker’svanbreastedthehill,andsoldmeabagofgingerbiscuitswhichIstowedinmytrouser-

pocketsagainstemergencies。Thenaherdpassedwithsheep,anddisturbedmesomewhatbyaskingloudly,’Whathadbecomeo’Specky?’

’Inbedwi’thecolic,’Ireplied,andtheherdpassedon……

justaboutmid-dayabigcarstoledownthehill,glidedpastanddrewupahundredyardsbeyond。Itsthreeoccupantsdescendedasiftostretchtheirlegs,andsaunteredtowardsme。

TwoofthemenIhadseenbeforefromthewindowoftheGallowayinn-onelean,sharp,anddark,theothercomfortableandsmiling。Thethirdhadthelookofacountryman-avet,perhaps,orasmallfarmer。Hewasdressedinill-cutknickerbockers,andtheeyeinhisheadwasasbrightandwaryasahen’s。

\"Morning,’saidthelast。’That’safineeasyjobo’yours。’

Ihadnotlookedupontheirapproach,andnow,whenaccosted,Islowlyandpainfullystraightenedmyback,afterthemannerofroadmen;spatvigorously,afterthemannerofthelowScot;andregardedthemsteadilybeforereplying。Iconfrontedthreepairsofeyesthatmissednothing。

’There’swaurjobsandthere’sbetter,’Isaidsententiously。’Iwadratherhaeyours,sittin’a’dayonyourhinderlandsonthaecushions。

It’syouandyourmucklecawrsthatwreckmyroads!Ifwea’hadoorrichts,yesudbemadetomendwhatyebreak。’

Thebright-eyedmanwaslookingatthenewspaperlyingbesideTurnbull’sbundle。

’Iseeyougetyourpapersingoodtime,’hesaid。

Iglancedatitcasually。’Aye,ingudetime。Seein’thatthatpapercam’outlastSetterdayI’mjustSaxdayslate。’

Hepickeditup,glancedatthesuperscription,andlaiditdownagain。Oneoftheothershadbeenlookingatmyboots,andawordinGermancalledthespeaker’sattentiontothem。

’You’veafinetasteinboots,’hesaid。’Thesewerenevermadebyacountryshoemaker。’

’Theywerenot,’Isaidreadily。’TheyweremadeinLondon。I

gotthemfraethegentlemanthatwasherelastyearfortheshootin’。

Whatwashisnamenow?’AndIscratchedaforgetfulhead。

AgainthesleekonespokeinGerman。’Letusgeton,’hesaid。

’Thisfellowisallright。’

Theyaskedonelastquestion。

’Didyouseeanyonepassearlythismorning?Hemightbeonabicycleorhemightbeonfoot。’

Iverynearlyfellintothetrapandtoldastoryofabicyclisthurryingpastinthegreydawn。ButIhadthesensetoseemydanger。Ipretendedtoconsiderverydeeply。

’Iwasnaupveryearly,’Isaid。’Yesee,mydochterwasmerritlastnicht,andwekeepitituplate。Iopenedthehousedooraboutseevenandtherewasnaebodyontheroadthen。SinceIcam’upheretherehasjustbeenthebakerandtheRuchillherd,besidesyougentlemen。’

Oneofthemgavemeacigar,whichIsmeltgingerlyandstuckinTurnbull’sbundle。Theygotintotheircarandwereoutofsightinthreeminutes。

Myheartleapedwithanenormousrelief,butIwentonwheelingmystones。Itwasaswell,fortenminuteslaterthecarreturned,oneoftheoccupantswavingahandtome。Thosegentryleftnothingtochance。

IfinishedTurnbull’sbreadandcheese,andprettysoonIhadfinishedthestones。Thenextstepwaswhatpuzzledme。Icouldnotkeepupthisroadmakingbusinessforlong。AmercifulProvidencehadkeptMrTurnbullindoors,butifheappearedonthescenetherewouldbetrouble。Ihadanotionthatthecordonwasstilltightroundtheglen,andthatifIwalkedinanydirectionIshouldmeetwithquestioners。ButgetoutImust。Noman’snervecouldstandmorethanadayofbeingspiedon。

Istayedatmyposttillfiveo’clock。BythattimeIhadresolvedtogodowntoTurnbull’scottageatnightfallandtakemychanceofgettingoverthehillsinthedarkness。Butsuddenlyanewcarcameuptheroad,andsloweddownayardortwofromme。A

freshwindhadrisen,andtheoccupantwantedtolightacigarette。

Itwasatouringcar,withthetonneaufullofanassortmentofbaggage。Onemansatinit,andbyanamazingchanceIknewhim。

HisnamewasMarmadukejopley,andhewasanoffencetocreation。

Hewasasortofbloodstockbroker,whodidhisbusinessbytoadyingeldestsonsandrichyoungpeersandfoolisholdladies。

’Marmie’wasafamiliarfigure,Iunderstood,atballsandpolo-

weeksandcountryhouses。Hewasanadroitscandal-monger,andwouldcrawlamileonhisbellytoanythingthathadatitleoramillion。IhadabusinessintroductiontohisfirmwhenIcametoLondon,andhewasgoodenoughtoaskmetodinnerathisclub。

Thereheshowedoffatagreatrate,andpatteredabouthisduchessestillthesnobberyofthecreatureturnedmesick。Iaskedamanafterwardswhynobodykickedhim,andwastoldthatEnglishmenreverencedtheweakersex。

Anyhowtherehewasnow,nattilydressed,inafinenewcar,obviouslyonhiswaytovisitsomeofhissmartfriends。Asuddendaftnesstookme,andinasecondIhadjumpedintothetonneauandhadhimbytheshoulder。

’Hullo,jopley,’Isangout。’Wellmet,mylad!’Hegotahorridfright。Hischindroppedashestaredatme。’WhothedevilareYOU?’hegasped。

’Myname’sHannay,’Isaid。’FromRhodesia,youremember。’

’GoodGod,themurderer!’hechoked。

’Justso。Andthere’llbeasecondmurder,mydear,ifyoudon’tdoasItellyou。Givemethatcoatofyours。Thatcap,too。’

Hedidasbid,forhewasblindwithterror。OvermydirtytrousersandvulgarshirtIputonhissmartdriving-coat,whichbuttonedhighatthetopandtherebyhidthedeficienciesofmycollar。Istuckthecaponmyhead,andaddedhisglovestomyget-

up。ThedustyroadmaninaminutewastransformedintooneoftheneatestmotoristsinScotland。OnMrjopley’sheadIclappedTurnbull’sunspeakablehat,andtoldhimtokeepitthere。

ThenwithsomedifficultyIturnedthecar。Myplanwastogobacktheroadhehadcome,forthewatchers,havingseenitbefore,wouldprobablyletitpassunremarked,andMarmie’sfigurewasinnowaylikemine。

’Now,mychild,’Isaid,’sitquitestillandbeagoodboy。Imeanyounoharm。I’monlyborrowingyourcarforanhourortwo。Butifyouplaymeanytricks,andaboveallifyouopenyourmouth,assureasthere’saGodabovemeI’llwringyourneck。SAVEZ?’

Ienjoyedthatevening’sride。Weraneightmilesdownthevalley,throughavillageortwo,andIcouldnothelpnoticingseveralstrange-lookingfolkloungingbytheroadside。ThesewerethewatcherswhowouldhavehadmuchtosaytomeifIhadcomeinothergarborcompany。Asitwas,theylookedincuriouslyon。

Onetouchedhiscapinsalute,andIrespondedgraciously。

AsthedarkfellIturnedupasideglenwhich,asIrememberfromthemap,ledintoanunfrequentedcornerofthehills。Soonthevillageswereleftbehind,thenthefarms,andtheneventhewaysidecottage。Presentlywecametoalonelymoorwherethenightwasblackeningthesunsetgleaminthebogpools。Herewestopped,andIobliginglyreversedthecarandrestoredtoMrjopleyhisbelongings。

’Athousandthanks,’Isaid。’There’smoreuseinyouthanI

thought。Nowbeoffandfindthepolice。’

AsIsatonthehillside,watchingthetail-lightdwindle,IreflectedonthevariouskindsofcrimeIhadnowsampled。Contrarytogeneralbelief,Iwasnotamurderer,butIhadbecomeanunholyliar,ashamelessimpostor,andahighwaymanwithamarkedtasteforexpensivemotor-cars。

CHAPTERSIX

TheAdventureoftheBaldArchaeologistIspentthenightonashelfofthehillside,intheleeofaboulderwheretheheathergrewlongandsoft。Itwasacoldbusiness,forI

hadneithercoatnorwaistcoat。ThesewereinMrTurnbull’skeeping,aswasScudder’slittlebook,mywatchand-worstofall-mypipeandtobaccopouch。Onlymymoneyaccompaniedmeinmybelt,andabouthalfapoundofgingerbiscuitsinmytrouserspocket。

Isuppedoffhalfthosebiscuits,andbywormingmyselfdeepintotheheathergotsomekindofwarmth。Myspiritshadrisen,andIwasbeginningtoenjoythiscrazygameofhide-and-seek。SofarIhadbeenmiraculouslylucky。Themilkman,theliteraryinnkeeper,SirHarry,theroadman,andtheidioticMarmie,wereallpiecesofundeservedgoodfortune。SomehowthefirstsuccessgavemeafeelingthatIwasgoingtopullthethingthrough。

MychieftroublewasthatIwasdesperatelyhungry。WhenaJewshootshimselfintheCityandthereisaninquest,thenewspapersusuallyreportthatthedeceasedwas’well-nourished’。Irememberthinkingthattheywouldnotcallmewell-nourishedifIbrokemyneckinabog-hole。Ilayandtorturedmyself-forthegingerbiscuitsmerelyemphasizedtheachingvoid-withthememoryofallthegoodfoodIhadthoughtsolittleofinLondon。TherewerePaddock’scrispsausagesandfragrantshavingsofbacon,andshapelypoachedeggs-howoftenIhadturnedupmynoseatthem!Therewerethecutletstheydidattheclub,andaparticularhamthatstoodonthecoldtable,forwhichmysoullusted。Mythoughtshoveredoverallvarietiesofmortaledible,andfinallysettledonaporterhousesteakandaquartofbitterwithawelshrabbittofollow。InlonginghopelesslyforthesedaintiesI

fellasleep。

Iwokeverycoldandstiffaboutanhourafterdawn。IttookmealittlewhiletorememberwhereIwas,forIhadbeenverywearyandhadsleptheavily。Isawfirstthepaleblueskythroughanetofheather,thenabigshoulderofhill,andthenmyownbootsplacedneatlyinablaeberrybush。Iraisedmyselfonmyarmsandlookeddownintothevalley,andthatonelooksetmelacingupmybootsinmadhaste。

Forthereweremenbelow,notmorethanaquarterofamileoff,spacedoutonthehillsidelikeafan,andbeatingtheheather。

Marmiehadnotbeenslowinlookingforhisrevenge。

Icrawledoutofmyshelfintothecoverofaboulder,andfromitgainedashallowtrenchwhichslantedupthemountainface。Thisledmepresentlyintothenarrowgullyofaburn,bywayofwhichI

scrambledtothetopoftheridge。FromthereIlookedback,andsawthatIwasstillundiscovered。Mypursuerswerepatientlyquarteringthehillsideandmovingupwards。

KeepingbehindtheskylineIranformaybehalfamile,tillI

judgedIwasabovetheuppermostendoftheglen。ThenIshowedmyself,andwasinstantlynotedbyoneoftheflankers,whopassedthewordtotheothers。Iheardcriescomingupfrombelow,andsawthatthelineofsearchhadchangeditsdirection。Ipretendedtoretreatovertheskyline,butinsteadwentbackthewayIhadcome,andintwentyminuteswasbehindtheridgeoverlookingmysleepingplace。FromthatviewpointIhadthesatisfactionofseeingthepursuitstreamingupthehillatthetopoftheglenonahopelesslyfalsescent。

Ihadbeforemeachoiceofroutes,andIchosearidgewhichmadeananglewiththeoneIwason,andsowouldsoonputadeepglenbetweenmeandmyenemies。Theexercisehadwarmedmyblood,andIwasbeginningtoenjoymyselfamazingly。AsI

wentIbreakfastedonthedustyremnantsofthegingerbiscuits。

Iknewverylittleaboutthecountry,andIhadn’tanotionwhatI

wasgoingtodo。Itrustedtothestrengthofmylegs,butIwaswellawarethatthosebehindmewouldbefamiliarwiththelieoftheland,andthatmyignorancewouldbeaheavyhandicap。Isawinfrontofmeaseaofhills,risingveryhightowardsthesouth,butnorthwardsbreakingdownintobroadridgeswhichseparatedwideandshallowdales。TheridgeIhadchosenseemedtosinkafteramileortwotoamoorwhichlaylikeapocketintheuplands。Thatseemedasgoodadirectiontotakeasanyother。

Mystratagemhadgivenmeafairstart-callittwentyminutes-

andIhadthewidthofaglenbehindmebeforeIsawthefirstheadsofthepursuers。Thepolicehadevidentlycalledinlocaltalenttotheiraid,andthemenIcouldseehadtheappearanceofherdsorgamekeepers。Theyhallooedatthesightofme,andIwavedmyhand。Twodivedintotheglenandbegantoclimbmyridge,whiletheotherskepttheirownsideofthehill。IfeltasifIweretakingpartinaschoolboygameofhareandhounds。

Butverysoonitbegantoseemlessofagame。Thosefellowsbehindwereheftymenontheirnativeheath。LookingbackIsawthatonlythreewerefollowingdirect,andIguessedthattheothershadfetchedacircuittocutmeoff。Mylackoflocalknowledgemightverywellbemyundoing,andIresolvedtogetoutofthistangleofglenstothepocketofmoorIhadseenfromthetops。I

mustsoincreasemydistanceastogetclearawayfromthem,andI

believedIcoulddothisifIcouldfindtherightgroundforit。IftherehadbeencoverIwouldhavetriedabitofstalking,butonthesebareslopesyoucouldseeaflyamileoff。Myhopemustbeinthelengthofmylegsandthesoundnessofmywind,butIneededeasiergroundforthat,forIwasnotbredamountaineer。HowI

longedforagoodAfrikanderpony!

Iputonagreatspurtandgotoffmyridgeanddownintothemoorbeforeanyfiguresappearedontheskylinebehindme。I

crossedaburn,andcameoutonahighroadwhichmadeapassbetweentwoglens。Allinfrontofmewasabigfieldofheatherslopinguptoacrestwhichwascrownedwithanoddfeatheroftrees。Inthedykebytheroadsidewasagate,fromwhichagrass-

growntrackledoverthefirstwaveofthemoor。

Ijumpedthedykeandfollowedit,andafterafewhundredyards-assoonasitwasoutofsightofthehighway-thegrassstoppedanditbecameaveryrespectableroad,whichwasevidentlykeptwithsomecare。Clearlyitrantoahouse,andIbegantothinkofdoingthesame。Hithertomyluckhadheld,anditmightbethatmybestchancewouldbefoundinthisremotedwelling。Anyhowthereweretreesthere,andthatmeantcover。

Ididnotfollowtheroad,buttheburnsidewhichflankeditontheright,wherethebrackengrewdeepandthehighbanksmadeatolerablescreen。ItwaswellIdidso,fornosoonerhadIgainedthehollowthan,lookingback,IsawthepursuittoppingtheridgefromwhichIhaddescended。

AfterthatIdidnotlookback;Ihadnotime。Iranuptheburnside,crawlingovertheopenplaces,andforalargepartwadingintheshallowstream。Ifoundadesertedcottagewitharowofphantompeat-stacksandanovergrowngarden。ThenIwasamongyounghay,andverysoonhadcometotheedgeofaplantationofwind-blownfirs。FromthereIsawthechimneysofthehousesmokingafewhundredyardstomyleft。Iforsooktheburnside,crossedanotherdyke,andalmostbeforeIknewwasonaroughlawn。A

glancebacktoldmethatIwaswelloutofsightofthepursuit,whichhadnotyetpassedthefirstliftofthemoor。

Thelawnwasaveryroughplace,cutwithascytheinsteadofamower,andplantedwithbedsofscrubbyrhododendrons。Abraceofblack-game,whicharenotusuallygardenbirds,roseatmyapproach。Thehousebeforemewastheordinarymoorlandfarm,withamorepretentiouswhitewashedwingadded。Attachedtothiswingwasaglassveranda,andthroughtheglassIsawthefaceofanelderlygentlemanmeeklywatchingme。

Istalkedovertheborderofcoarsehillgravelandenteredtheopenverandadoor。Withinwasapleasantroom,glassononeside,andontheotheramassofbooks。Morebooksshowedinaninnerroom。Onthefloor,insteadoftables,stoodcasessuchasyouseeinamuseum,filledwithcoinsandqueerstoneimplements。

Therewasaknee-holedeskinthemiddle,andseatedatit,withsomepapersandopenvolumesbeforehim,wasthebenevolentoldgentleman。Hisfacewasroundandshiny,likeMrPickwick’s,bigglasseswerestuckontheendofhisnose,andthetopofhisheadwasasbrightandbareasaglassbottle。HenevermovedwhenI

entered,butraisedhisplacideyebrowsandwaitedonmetospeak。

Itwasnotaneasyjob,withaboutfiveminutestospare,totellastrangerwhoIwasandwhatIwanted,andtowinhisaid。Ididnotattemptit。Therewassomethingabouttheeyeofthemanbeforeme,somethingsokeenandknowledgeable,thatIcouldnotfindaword。Isimplystaredathimandstuttered。

’Youseeminahurry,myfriend,’hesaidslowly。

Inoddedtowardsthewindow。Itgaveaprospectacrossthemoorthroughagapintheplantation,andrevealedcertainfigureshalfamileoffstragglingthroughtheheather。

’Ah,Isee,’hesaid,andtookupapairoffield-glassesthroughwhichhepatientlyscrutinizedthefigures。

’Afugitivefromjustice,eh?Well,we’llgointothematteratourleisure。MeantimeIobjecttomyprivacybeingbrokeninuponbytheclumsyruralpoliceman。Gointomystudy,andyouwillseetwodoorsfacingyou。Taketheoneontheleftandcloseitbehindyou。Youwillbeperfectlysafe。’

Andthisextraordinarymantookuphispenagain。