\"Comein,\"calledOz,andtheWoodmanenteredandsaid,\"Ihavecomeformyheart。\"
\"Verywell,\"answeredthelittleman。\"ButIshallhavetocutaholeinyourbreast,soIcanputyourheartintherightplace。
Ihopeitwon’thurtyou。\"
\"Oh,no,\"answeredtheWoodman。\"Ishallnotfeelitatall。\"
SoOzbroughtapairoftinsmith’sshearsandcutasmall,squareholeintheleftsideoftheTinWoodman’sbreast。
Then,goingtoachestofdrawers,hetookoutaprettyheart,madeentirelyofsilkandstuffedwithsawdust。
\"Isn’titabeauty?\"heasked。
\"Itis,indeed!\"repliedtheWoodman,whowasgreatlypleased。
\"Butisitakindheart?\"
\"Oh,very!\"answeredOz。HeputtheheartintheWoodman’sbreastandthenreplacedthesquareoftin,solderingitneatlytogetherwhereithadbeencut。
\"There,\"saidhe;\"nowyouhaveaheartthatanymanmightbeproudof。I’msorryIhadtoputapatchonyourbreast,butitreallycouldn’tbehelped。\"
\"Nevermindthepatch,\"exclaimedthehappyWoodman。\"Iamverygratefultoyou,andshallneverforgetyourkindness。\"
\"Don’tspeakofit,\"repliedOz。
ThentheTinWoodmanwentbacktohisfriends,whowishedhimeveryjoyonaccountofhisgoodfortune。
TheLionnowwalkedtotheThroneRoomandknockedatthedoor。
\"Comein,\"saidOz。
\"Ihavecomeformycourage,\"announcedtheLion,enteringtheroom。
\"Verywell,\"answeredthelittleman;\"Iwillgetitforyou。\"
Hewenttoacupboardandreachinguptoahighshelftookdownasquaregreenbottle,thecontentsofwhichhepouredintoagreen-golddish,beautifullycarved。PlacingthisbeforetheCowardlyLion,whosniffedatitasifhedidnotlikeit,theWizardsaid:
\"Drink。\"
\"Whatisit?\"askedtheLion。
\"Well,\"answeredOz,\"ifitwereinsideofyou,itwouldbecourage。
Youknow,ofcourse,thatcourageisalwaysinsideone;sothatthisreallycannotbecalledcourageuntilyouhaveswallowedit。ThereforeIadviseyoutodrinkitassoonaspossible。\"
TheLionhesitatednolonger,butdranktillthedishwasempty。
\"Howdoyoufeelnow?\"askedOz。
\"Fullofcourage,\"repliedtheLion,whowentjoyfullybacktohisfriendstotellthemofhisgoodfortune。
Oz,lefttohimself,smiledtothinkofhissuccessingivingtheScarecrowandtheTinWoodmanandtheLionexactlywhattheythoughttheywanted。\"HowcanIhelpbeingahumbug,\"hesaid,\"whenallthesepeoplemakemedothingsthateverybodyknowscan’tbedone?ItwaseasytomaketheScarecrowandtheLionandtheWoodmanhappy,becausetheyimaginedIcoulddoanything。
ButitwilltakemorethanimaginationtocarryDorothybacktoKansas,andI’msureIdon’tknowhowitcanbedone。\"
17。HowtheBalloonWasLaunchedForthreedaysDorothyheardnothingfromOz。Theseweresaddaysforthelittlegirl,althoughherfriendswereallquitehappyandcontented。TheScarecrowtoldthemtherewerewonderfulthoughtsinhishead;buthewouldnotsaywhattheywerebecauseheknewnoonecouldunderstandthembuthimself。WhentheTinWoodmanwalkedabouthefelthisheartrattlingaroundinhisbreast;andhetoldDorothyhehaddiscoveredittobeakinderandmoretenderheartthantheonehehadownedwhenhewasmadeofflesh。TheLiondeclaredhewasafraidofnothingonearth,andwouldgladlyfaceanarmyoradozenofthefierceKalidahs。
ThuseachofthelittlepartywassatisfiedexceptDorothy,wholongedmorethanevertogetbacktoKansas。
Onthefourthday,tohergreatjoy,Ozsentforher,andwhensheenteredtheThroneRoomhegreetedherpleasantly:
\"Sitdown,mydear;IthinkIhavefoundthewaytogetyououtofthiscountry。\"
\"AndbacktoKansas?\"sheaskedeagerly。
\"Well,I’mnotsureaboutKansas,\"saidOz,\"forIhaven’tthefaintestnotionwhichwayitlies。Butthefirstthingtodoistocrossthedesert,andthenitshouldbeeasytofindyourwayhome。\"
\"HowcanIcrossthedesert?\"sheinquired。
\"Well,I’lltellyouwhatIthink,\"saidthelittleman。
\"Yousee,whenIcametothiscountryitwasinaballoon。Youalsocamethroughtheair,beingcarriedbyacyclone。SoIbelievethebestwaytogetacrossthedesertwillbethroughtheair。
Now,itisquitebeyondmypowerstomakeacyclone;butI’vebeenthinkingthematterover,andIbelieveIcanmakeaballoon。\"
\"How?\"askedDorothy。
\"Aballoon,\"saidOz,\"ismadeofsilk,whichiscoatedwithgluetokeepthegasinit。IhaveplentyofsilkinthePalace,soitwillbenotroubletomaketheballoon。Butinallthiscountrythereisnogastofilltheballoonwith,tomakeitfloat。\"
\"Ifitwon’tfloat,\"remarkedDorothy,\"itwillbeofnousetous。\"
\"True,\"answeredOz。\"Butthereisanotherwaytomakeitfloat,whichistofillitwithhotair。Hotairisn’tasgoodasgas,foriftheairshouldgetcoldtheballoonwouldcomedowninthedesert,andweshouldbelost。\"
\"We!\"exclaimedthegirl。\"Areyougoingwithme?\"
\"Yes,ofcourse,\"repliedOz。\"Iamtiredofbeingsuchahumbug。
IfIshouldgooutofthisPalacemypeoplewouldsoondiscoverIamnotaWizard,andthentheywouldbevexedwithmeforhavingdeceivedthem。
SoIhavetostayshutupintheseroomsallday,anditgetstiresome。
I’dmuchrathergobacktoKansaswithyouandbeinacircusagain。\"
\"Ishallbegladtohaveyourcompany,\"saidDorothy。
\"Thankyou,\"heanswered。\"Now,ifyouwillhelpmesewthesilktogether,wewillbegintoworkonourballoon。\"
SoDorothytookaneedleandthread,andasfastasOzcutthestripsofsilkintopropershapethegirlsewedthemneatlytogether。
Firsttherewasastripoflightgreensilk,thenastripofdarkgreenandthenastripofemeraldgreen;forOzhadafancytomaketheballoonindifferentshadesofthecoloraboutthem。Ittookthreedaystosewallthestripstogether,butwhenitwasfinishedtheyhadabigbagofgreensilkmorethantwentyfeetlong。
ThenOzpainteditontheinsidewithacoatofthinglue,tomakeitairtight,afterwhichheannouncedthattheballoonwasready。
\"Butwemusthaveabaskettoridein,\"hesaid。Sohesentthesoldierwiththegreenwhiskersforabigclothesbasket,whichhefastenedwithmanyropestothebottomoftheballoon。
Whenitwasallready,OzsentwordtohispeoplethathewasgoingtomakeavisittoagreatbrotherWizardwholivedintheclouds。
Thenewsspreadrapidlythroughoutthecityandeveryonecametoseethewonderfulsight。
OzorderedtheballooncarriedoutinfrontofthePalace,andthepeoplegazeduponitwithmuchcuriosity。TheTinWoodmanhadchoppedabigpileofwood,andnowhemadeafireofit,andOzheldthebottomoftheballoonoverthefiresothatthehotairthatarosefromitwouldbecaughtinthesilkenbag。
Graduallytheballoonswelledoutandroseintotheair,untilfinallythebasketjusttouchedtheground。
ThenOzgotintothebasketandsaidtoallthepeopleinaloudvoice:
\"Iamnowgoingawaytomakeavisit。WhileIamgonetheScarecrowwillruleoveryou。Icommandyoutoobeyhimasyouwouldme。\"
Theballoonwasbythistimetugginghardattheropethatheldittotheground,fortheairwithinitwashot,andthismadeitsomuchlighterinweightthantheairwithoutthatitpulledhardtoriseintothesky。
\"Come,Dorothy!\"criedtheWizard。\"Hurryup,ortheballoonwillflyaway。\"
\"Ican’tfindTotoanywhere,\"repliedDorothy,whodidnotwishtoleaveherlittledogbehind。Totohadrunintothecrowdtobarkatakitten,andDorothyatlastfoundhim。Shepickedhimupandrantowardstheballoon。
Shewaswithinafewstepsofit,andOzwasholdingouthishandstohelpherintothebasket,when,crack!wenttheropes,andtheballoonroseintotheairwithouther。
\"Comeback!\"shescreamed。\"Iwanttogo,too!\"
\"Ican’tcomeback,mydear,\"calledOzfromthebasket。
\"Good-bye!\"
\"Good-bye!\"shoutedeveryone,andalleyeswereturnedupwardtowheretheWizardwasridinginthebasket,risingeverymomentfartherandfartherintothesky。
AndthatwasthelastanyofthemeversawofOz,theWonderfulWizard,thoughhemayhavereachedOmahasafely,andbetherenow,forallweknow。Butthepeoplerememberedhimlovingly,andsaidtooneanother:
\"Ozwasalwaysourfriend。WhenhewasherehebuiltforusthisbeautifulEmeraldCity,andnowheisgonehehaslefttheWiseScarecrowtoruleoverus。\"
Still,formanydaystheygrievedoverthelossoftheWonderfulWizard,andwouldnotbecomforted。
18。AwaytotheSouthDorothyweptbitterlyatthepassingofherhopetogethometoKansasagain;butwhenshethoughtitallovershewasgladshehadnotgoneupinaballoon。AndshealsofeltsorryatlosingOz,andsodidhercompanions。
TheTinWoodmancametoherandsaid:
\"TrulyIshouldbeungratefulifIfailedtomournforthemanwhogavememylovelyheart。IshouldliketocryalittlebecauseOzisgone,ifyouwillkindlywipeawaymytears,sothatIshallnotrust。\"
\"Withpleasure,\"sheanswered,andbroughtatowelatonce。
ThentheTinWoodmanweptforseveralminutes,andshewatchedthetearscarefullyandwipedthemawaywiththetowel。Whenhehadfinished,hethankedherkindlyandoiledhimselfthoroughlywithhisjeweledoil-can,toguardagainstmishap。
TheScarecrowwasnowtheruleroftheEmeraldCity,andalthoughhewasnotaWizardthepeoplewereproudofhim。
\"For,\"theysaid,\"thereisnotanothercityinalltheworldthatisruledbyastuffedman。\"And,sofarastheyknew,theywerequiteright。
ThemorningaftertheballoonhadgoneupwithOz,thefourtravelersmetintheThroneRoomandtalkedmattersover。
TheScarecrowsatinthebigthroneandtheothersstoodrespectfullybeforehim。
\"Wearenotsounlucky,\"saidthenewruler,\"forthisPalaceandtheEmeraldCitybelongtous,andwecandojustasweplease。
WhenIrememberthatashorttimeagoIwasuponapoleinafarmer’scornfield,andthatnowIamtherulerofthisbeautifulCity,Iamquitesatisfiedwithmylot。\"
\"Ialso,\"saidtheTinWoodman,\"amwell-pleasedwithmynewheart;
and,really,thatwastheonlythingIwishedinalltheworld。\"
\"Formypart,IamcontentinknowingIamasbraveasanybeastthateverlived,ifnotbraver,\"saidtheLionmodestly。
\"IfDorothywouldonlybecontentedtoliveintheEmeraldCity,\"
continuedtheScarecrow,\"wemightallbehappytogether。\"
\"ButIdon’twanttolivehere,\"criedDorothy。\"IwanttogotoKansas,andlivewithAuntEmandUncleHenry。\"
\"Well,then,whatcanbedone?\"inquiredtheWoodman。
TheScarecrowdecidedtothink,andhethoughtsohardthatthepinsandneedlesbegantostickoutofhisbrains。Finallyhesaid:
\"WhynotcalltheWingedMonkeys,andaskthemtocarryyouoverthedesert?\"
\"Ineverthoughtofthat!\"saidDorothyjoyfully。\"It’sjustthething。I’llgoatoncefortheGoldenCap。\"
WhenshebroughtitintotheThroneRoomshespokethemagicwords,andsoonthebandofWingedMonkeysflewinthroughtheopenwindowandstoodbesideher。
\"Thisisthesecondtimeyouhavecalledus,\"saidtheMonkeyKing,bowingbeforethelittlegirl。\"Whatdoyouwish?\"
\"IwantyoutoflywithmetoKansas,\"saidDorothy。
ButtheMonkeyKingshookhishead。
\"Thatcannotbedone,\"hesaid。\"Webelongtothiscountryalone,andcannotleaveit。TherehasneverbeenaWingedMonkeyinKansasyet,andIsupposethereneverwillbe,fortheydon’tbelongthere。Weshallbegladtoserveyouinanywayinourpower,butwecannotcrossthedesert。
Good-bye。\"
Andwithanotherbow,theMonkeyKingspreadhiswingsandflewawaythroughthewindow,followedbyallhisband。
Dorothywasreadytocrywithdisappointment。\"IhavewastedthecharmoftheGoldenCaptonopurpose,\"shesaid,\"fortheWingedMonkeyscannothelpme。\"
\"Itiscertainlytoobad!\"saidthetender-heartedWoodman。
TheScarecrowwasthinkingagain,andhisheadbulgedoutsohorriblythatDorothyfeareditwouldburst。
\"Letuscallinthesoldierwiththegreenwhiskers,\"hesaid,\"andaskhisadvice。\"
SothesoldierwassummonedandenteredtheThroneRoomtimidly,forwhileOzwasaliveheneverwasallowedtocomefartherthanthedoor。
\"Thislittlegirl,\"saidtheScarecrowtothesoldier,\"wishestocrossthedesert。Howcanshedoso?\"
\"Icannottell,\"answeredthesoldier,\"fornobodyhasevercrossedthedesert,unlessitisOzhimself。\"
\"Istherenoonewhocanhelpme?\"askedDorothyearnestly。
\"Glindamight,\"hesuggested。
\"WhoisGlinda?\"inquiredtheScarecrow。
\"TheWitchoftheSouth。SheisthemostpowerfulofalltheWitches,andrulesovertheQuadlings。Besides,hercastlestandsontheedgeofthedesert,soshemayknowawaytocrossit。\"
\"GlindaisaGoodWitch,isn’tshe?\"askedthechild。
\"TheQuadlingsthinksheisgood,\"saidthesoldier,\"andsheiskindtoeveryone。IhaveheardthatGlindaisabeautifulwoman,whoknowshowtokeepyounginspiteofthemanyyearsshehaslived。\"
\"HowcanIgettohercastle?\"askedDorothy。
\"TheroadisstraighttotheSouth,\"heanswered,\"butitissaidtobefullofdangerstotravelers。Therearewildbeastsinthewoods,andaraceofqueermenwhodonotlikestrangerstocrosstheircountry。ForthisreasonnoneoftheQuadlingsevercometotheEmeraldCity。\"
ThesoldierthenleftthemandtheScarecrowsaid:
\"Itseems,inspiteofdangers,thatthebestthingDorothycandoistotraveltotheLandoftheSouthandaskGlindatohelpher。For,ofcourse,ifDorothystayshereshewillnevergetbacktoKansas。\"
\"Youmusthavebeenthinkingagain,\"remarkedtheTinWoodman。
\"Ihave,\"saidtheScarecrow。
\"IshallgowithDorothy,\"declaredtheLion,\"forIamtiredofyourcityandlongforthewoodsandthecountryagain。
Iamreallyawildbeast,youknow。Besides,Dorothywillneedsomeonetoprotecther。\"
\"Thatistrue,\"agreedtheWoodman。\"Myaxemaybeofservicetoher;soIalsowillgowithhertotheLandoftheSouth。\"
\"Whenshallwestart?\"askedtheScarecrow。
\"Areyougoing?\"theyasked,insurprise。
\"Certainly。Ifitwasn’tforDorothyIshouldneverhavehadbrains。
SheliftedmefromthepoleinthecornfieldandbroughtmetotheEmeraldCity。Somygoodluckisallduetoher,andIshallneverleaveheruntilshestartsbacktoKansasforgoodandall。\"
\"Thankyou,\"saidDorothygratefully。\"Youareallverykindtome。ButIshouldliketostartassoonaspossible。\"
\"Weshallgotomorrowmorning,\"returnedtheScarecrow。\"Sonowletusallgetready,foritwillbealongjourney。\"
19。AttackedbytheFightingTreesThenextmorningDorothykissedtheprettygreengirlgood-bye,andtheyallshookhandswiththesoldierwiththegreenwhiskers,whohadwalkedwiththemasfarasthegate。WhentheGuardianoftheGatesawthemagainhewonderedgreatlythattheycouldleavethebeautifulCitytogetintonewtrouble。Butheatonceunlockedtheirspectacles,whichheputbackintothegreenbox,andgavethemmanygoodwishestocarrywiththem。
\"Youarenowourruler,\"hesaidtotheScarecrow;
\"soyoumustcomebacktousassoonaspossible。\"
\"IcertainlyshallifIamable,\"theScarecrowreplied;
\"butImusthelpDorothytogethome,first。\"
AsDorothybadethegood-naturedGuardianalastfarewellshesaid:
\"IhavebeenverykindlytreatedinyourlovelyCity,andeveryonehasbeengoodtome。IcannottellyouhowgratefulIam。\"
\"Don’ttry,mydear,\"heanswered。\"Weshouldliketokeepyouwithus,butifitisyourwishtoreturntoKansas,Ihopeyouwillfindaway。\"Hethenopenedthegateoftheouterwall,andtheywalkedforthandstartedupontheirjourney。
ThesunshonebrightlyasourfriendsturnedtheirfacestowardtheLandoftheSouth。Theywereallinthebestofspirits,andlaughedandchattedtogether。Dorothywasoncemorefilledwiththehopeofgettinghome,andtheScarecrowandtheTinWoodmanweregladtobeofusetoher。AsfortheLion,hesniffedthefreshairwithdelightandwhiskedhistailfromsidetosideinpurejoyatbeinginthecountryagain,whileTotoranaroundthemandchasedthemothsandbutterflies,barkingmerrilyallthetime。
\"Citylifedoesnotagreewithmeatall,\"remarkedtheLion,astheywalkedalongatabriskpace。\"IhavelostmuchfleshsinceIlivedthere,andnowIamanxiousforachancetoshowtheotherbeastshowcourageousIhavegrown。\"
TheynowturnedandtookalastlookattheEmeraldCity。
Alltheycouldseewasamassoftowersandsteeplesbehindthegreenwalls,andhighupaboveeverythingthespiresanddomeofthePalaceofOz。
\"OzwasnotsuchabadWizard,afterall,\"saidtheTinWoodman,ashefelthisheartrattlingaroundinhisbreast。
\"Heknewhowtogivemebrains,andverygoodbrains,too,\"
saidtheScarecrow。
\"IfOzhadtakenadoseofthesamecouragehegaveme,\"
addedtheLion,\"hewouldhavebeenabraveman。\"
Dorothysaidnothing。Ozhadnotkeptthepromisehemadeher,buthehaddonehisbest,sosheforgavehim。Ashesaid,hewasagoodman,evenifhewasabadWizard。
Thefirstday’sjourneywasthroughthegreenfieldsandbrightflowersthatstretchedabouttheEmeraldCityoneveryside。
Theysleptthatnightonthegrass,withnothingbutthestarsoverthem;andtheyrestedverywellindeed。
Inthemorningtheytraveledonuntiltheycametoathickwood。
Therewasnowayofgoingaroundit,foritseemedtoextendtotherightandleftasfarastheycouldsee;and,besides,theydidnotdarechangethedirectionoftheirjourneyforfearofgettinglost。
Sotheylookedfortheplacewhereitwouldbeeasiesttogetintotheforest。
TheScarecrow,whowasinthelead,finallydiscoveredabigtreewithsuchwide-spreadingbranchesthattherewasroomforthepartytopassunderneath。Sohewalkedforwardtothetree,butjustashecameunderthefirstbranchestheybentdownandtwinedaroundhim,andthenextminutehewasraisedfromthegroundandflungheadlongamonghisfellowtravelers。
ThisdidnothurttheScarecrow,butitsurprisedhim,andhelookedratherdizzywhenDorothypickedhimup。
\"Hereisanotherspacebetweenthetrees,\"calledtheLion。
\"Letmetryitfirst,\"saidtheScarecrow,\"foritdoesn’thurtmetogetthrownabout。\"Hewalkeduptoanothertree,ashespoke,butitsbranchesimmediatelyseizedhimandtossedhimbackagain。
\"Thisisstrange,\"exclaimedDorothy。\"Whatshallwedo?\"
\"Thetreesseemtohavemadeuptheirmindstofightus,andstopourjourney,\"remarkedtheLion。
\"IbelieveIwilltryitmyself,\"saidtheWoodman,andshoulderinghisaxe,hemarcheduptothefirsttreethathadhandledtheScarecrowsoroughly。WhenabigbranchbentdowntoseizehimtheWoodmanchoppedatitsofiercelythathecutitintwo。
Atoncethetreebeganshakingallitsbranchesasifinpain,andtheTinWoodmanpassedsafelyunderit。
\"Comeon!\"heshoutedtotheothers。\"Bequick!\"Theyallranforwardandpassedunderthetreewithoutinjury,exceptToto,whowascaughtbyasmallbranchandshakenuntilhehowled。
ButtheWoodmanpromptlychoppedoffthebranchandsetthelittledogfree。
Theothertreesoftheforestdidnothingtokeepthemback,sotheymadeuptheirmindsthatonlythefirstrowoftreescouldbenddowntheirbranches,andthatprobablythesewerethepolicemenoftheforest,andgiventhiswonderfulpowerinordertokeepstrangersoutofit。
Thefourtravelerswalkedwitheasethroughthetreesuntiltheycametothefartheredgeofthewood。Then,totheirsurprise,theyfoundbeforethemahighwallwhichseemedtobemadeofwhitechina。
Itwassmooth,likethesurfaceofadish,andhigherthantheirheads。
\"Whatshallwedonow?\"askedDorothy。
\"Iwillmakealadder,\"saidtheTinWoodman,\"forwecertainlymustclimboverthewall。\"
20。TheDaintyChinaCountryWhiletheWoodmanwasmakingaladderfromwoodwhichhefoundintheforestDorothylaydownandslept,forshewastiredbythelongwalk。TheLionalsocurledhimselfuptosleepandTotolaybesidehim。
TheScarecrowwatchedtheWoodmanwhileheworked,andsaidtohim:
\"Icannotthinkwhythiswallishere,norwhatitismadeof。\"
\"Restyourbrainsanddonotworryaboutthewall,\"repliedtheWoodman。
\"Whenwehaveclimbedoverit,weshallknowwhatisontheotherside。\"
Afteratimetheladderwasfinished。Itlookedclumsy,buttheTinWoodmanwassureitwasstrongandwouldanswertheirpurpose。
TheScarecrowwakedDorothyandtheLionandToto,andtoldthemthattheladderwasready。TheScarecrowclimbeduptheladderfirst,buthewassoawkwardthatDorothyhadtofollowclosebehindandkeephimfromfallingoff。WhenhegothisheadoverthetopofthewalltheScarecrowsaid,\"Oh,my!\"
\"Goon,\"exclaimedDorothy。
SotheScarecrowclimbedfartherupandsatdownonthetopofthewall,andDorothyputherheadoverandcried,\"Oh,my!\"justastheScarecrowhaddone。
ThenTotocameup,andimmediatelybegantobark,butDorothymadehimbestill。
TheLionclimbedtheladdernext,andtheTinWoodmancamelast;butbothofthemcried,\"Oh,my!\"assoonastheylookedoverthewall。Whentheywereallsittinginarowonthetopofthewall,theylookeddownandsawastrangesight。
Beforethemwasagreatstretchofcountryhavingafloorassmoothandshiningandwhiteasthebottomofabigplatter。
Scatteredaroundweremanyhousesmadeentirelyofchinaandpaintedinthebrightestcolors。Thesehouseswerequitesmall,thebiggestofthemreachingonlyashighasDorothy’swaist。
Therewerealsoprettylittlebarns,withchinafencesaroundthem;
andmanycowsandsheepandhorsesandpigsandchickens,allmadeofchina,werestandingaboutingroups。
Butthestrangestofallwerethepeoplewholivedinthisqueercountry。Thereweremilkmaidsandshepherdesses,withbrightlycoloredbodicesandgoldenspotsallovertheirgowns;
andprincesseswithmostgorgeousfrocksofsilverandgoldandpurple;andshepherdsdressedinkneebreecheswithpinkandyellowandbluestripesdownthem,andgoldenbucklesontheirshoes;andprinceswithjeweledcrownsupontheirheads,wearingerminerobesandsatindoublets;andfunnyclownsinruffledgowns,withroundredspotsupontheircheeksandtall,pointedcaps。
And,strangestofall,thesepeoplewereallmadeofchina,eventotheirclothes,andweresosmallthatthetallestofthemwasnohigherthanDorothy’sknee。
Noonedidsomuchaslookatthetravelersatfirst,exceptonelittlepurplechinadogwithanextra-largehead,whichcametothewallandbarkedattheminatinyvoice,afterwardsrunningawayagain。
\"Howshallwegetdown?\"askedDorothy。
Theyfoundtheladdersoheavytheycouldnotpullitup,sotheScarecrowfelloffthewallandtheothersjumpeddownuponhimsothatthehardfloorwouldnothurttheirfeet。Ofcoursetheytookpainsnottolightonhisheadandgetthepinsintheirfeet。
WhenallweresafelydowntheypickeduptheScarecrow,whosebodywasquiteflattenedout,andpattedhisstrawintoshapeagain。
\"Wemustcrossthisstrangeplaceinordertogettotheotherside,\"
saidDorothy,\"foritwouldbeunwiseforustogoanyotherwayexceptdueSouth。\"
Theybeganwalkingthroughthecountryofthechinapeople,andthefirstthingtheycametowasachinamilkmaidmilkingachinacow。Astheydrewnear,thecowsuddenlygaveakickandkickedoverthestool,thepail,andeventhemilkmaidherself,andallfellonthechinagroundwithagreatclatter。
Dorothywasshockedtoseethatthecowhadbrokenherlegoff,andthatthepailwaslyinginseveralsmallpieces,whilethepoormilkmaidhadanickinherleftelbow。
\"There!\"criedthemilkmaidangrily。\"Seewhatyouhavedone!
Mycowhasbrokenherleg,andImusttakehertothemender’sshopandhaveitgluedonagain。Whatdoyoumeanbycominghereandfrighteningmycow?\"
\"I’mverysorry,\"returnedDorothy。\"Pleaseforgiveus。\"
Buttheprettymilkmaidwasmuchtoovexedtomakeanyanswer。
Shepickedupthelegsulkilyandledhercowaway,thepooranimallimpingonthreelegs。Assheleftthemthemilkmaidcastmanyreproachfulglancesoverhershoulderattheclumsystrangers,holdinghernickedelbowclosetoherside。
Dorothywasquitegrievedatthismishap。
\"Wemustbeverycarefulhere,\"saidthekind-heartedWoodman,\"orwemayhurttheseprettylittlepeoplesotheywillnevergetoverit。\"
AlittlefartheronDorothymetamostbeautifullydressedyoungPrincess,whostoppedshortasshesawthestrangersandstartedtorunaway。
DorothywantedtoseemoreofthePrincess,sosheranafterher。
Butthechinagirlcriedout:
\"Don’tchaseme!Don’tchaseme!\"
ShehadsuchafrightenedlittlevoicethatDorothystoppedandsaid,\"Whynot?\"
\"Because,\"answeredthePrincess,alsostopping,asafedistanceaway,\"ifIrunImayfalldownandbreakmyself。\"
\"Butcouldyounotbemended?\"askedthegirl。
\"Oh,yes;butoneisneversoprettyafterbeingmended,youknow,\"
repliedthePrincess。
\"Isupposenot,\"saidDorothy。
\"NowthereisMr。Joker,oneofourclowns,\"continuedthechinalady,\"whoisalwaystryingtostanduponhishead。Hehasbrokenhimselfsooftenthatheismendedinahundredplaces,anddoesn’tlookatallpretty。Herehecomesnow,soyoucanseeforyourself。\"
Indeed,ajollylittleclowncamewalkingtowardthem,andDorothycouldseethatinspiteofhisprettyclothesofredandyellowandgreenhewascompletelycoveredwithcracks,runningeverywhichwayandshowingplainlythathehadbeenmendedinmanyplaces。
TheClownputhishandsinhispockets,andafterpuffingouthischeeksandnoddinghisheadatthemsaucily,hesaid:
\"Myladyfair,WhydoyoustareAtpooroldMr。Joker?
You’requiteasstiffAndprimasifYou’deatenupapoker!\"
\"Bequiet,sir!\"saidthePrincess。\"Can’tyouseethesearestrangers,andshouldbetreatedwithrespect?\"
\"Well,that’srespect,Iexpect,\"declaredtheClown,andimmediatelystooduponhishead。
\"Don’tmindMr。Joker,\"saidthePrincesstoDorothy。\"Heisconsiderablycrackedinhishead,andthatmakeshimfoolish。\"
\"Oh,Idon’tmindhimabit,\"saidDorothy。\"Butyouaresobeautiful,\"shecontinued,\"thatIamsureIcouldloveyoudearly。
Won’tyouletmecarryyoubacktoKansas,andstandyouonAuntEm’smantel?Icouldcarryyouinmybasket。\"
\"Thatwouldmakemeveryunhappy,\"answeredthechinaPrincess。
\"Yousee,hereinourcountrywelivecontentedly,andcantalkandmovearoundasweplease。Butwheneveranyofusaretakenawayourjointsatoncestiffen,andwecanonlystandstraightandlookpretty。
Ofcoursethatisallthatisexpectedofuswhenweareonmantelsandcabinetsanddrawing-roomtables,butourlivesaremuchpleasanterhereinourowncountry。\"
\"Iwouldnotmakeyouunhappyforalltheworld!\"exclaimedDorothy。
\"SoI’lljustsaygood-bye。\"
\"Good-bye,\"repliedthePrincess。
Theywalkedcarefullythroughthechinacountry。Thelittleanimalsandallthepeoplescamperedoutoftheirway,fearingthestrangerswouldbreakthem,andafteranhourorsothetravelersreachedtheothersideofthecountryandcametoanotherchinawall。
Itwasnotsohighasthefirst,however,andbystandingupontheLion’sbacktheyallmanagedtoscrambletothetop。ThentheLiongatheredhislegsunderhimandjumpedonthewall;butjustashejumped,heupsetachinachurchwithhistailandsmasheditalltopieces。
\"Thatwastoobad,\"saidDorothy,\"butreallyIthinkwewereluckyinnotdoingtheselittlepeoplemoreharmthanbreakingacow’slegandachurch。Theyareallsobrittle!\"
\"Theyare,indeed,\"saidtheScarecrow,\"andIamthankfulI
ammadeofstrawandcannotbeeasilydamaged。ThereareworsethingsintheworldthanbeingaScarecrow。\"
21。TheLionBecomestheKingofBeastsAfterclimbingdownfromthechinawallthetravelersfoundthemselvesinadisagreeablecountry,fullofbogsandmarshesandcoveredwithtall,rankgrass。Itwasdifficulttowalkwithoutfallingintomuddyholes,forthegrasswassothickthatithidthemfromsight。However,bycarefullypickingtheirway,theygotsafelyalonguntiltheyreachedsolidground。Butherethecountryseemedwilderthanever,andafteralongandtiresomewalkthroughtheunderbrushtheyenteredanotherforest,wherethetreeswerebiggerandolderthananytheyhadeverseen。
\"Thisforestisperfectlydelightful,\"declaredtheLion,lookingaroundhimwithjoy。\"NeverhaveIseenamorebeautifulplace。\"
\"Itseemsgloomy,\"saidtheScarecrow。
\"Notabitofit,\"answeredtheLion。\"Ishouldliketolivehereallmylife。Seehowsoftthedriedleavesareunderyourfeetandhowrichandgreenthemossisthatclingstotheseoldtrees。Surelynowildbeastcouldwishapleasanterhome。\"
\"Perhapstherearewildbeastsintheforestnow,\"saidDorothy。
\"Isupposethereare,\"returnedtheLion,\"butIdonotseeanyofthemabout。\"
Theywalkedthroughtheforestuntilitbecametoodarktogoanyfarther。DorothyandTotoandtheLionlaydowntosleep,whiletheWoodmanandtheScarecrowkeptwatchoverthemasusual。
Whenmorningcame,theystartedagain。Beforetheyhadgonefartheyheardalowrumble,asofthegrowlingofmanywildanimals。
Totowhimperedalittle,butnoneoftheotherswasfrightened,andtheykeptalongthewell-troddenpathuntiltheycametoanopeninginthewood,inwhichweregatheredhundredsofbeastsofeveryvariety。Thereweretigersandelephantsandbearsandwolvesandfoxesandalltheothersinthenaturalhistory,andforamomentDorothywasafraid。ButtheLionexplainedthattheanimalswereholdingameeting,andhejudgedbytheirsnarlingandgrowlingthattheywereingreattrouble。
Ashespokeseveralofthebeastscaughtsightofhim,andatoncethegreatassemblagehushedasifbymagic。ThebiggestofthetigerscameuptotheLionandbowed,saying:
\"Welcome,OKingofBeasts!Youhavecomeingoodtimetofightourenemyandbringpeacetoalltheanimalsoftheforestoncemore。\"
\"Whatisyourtrouble?\"askedtheLionquietly。
\"Weareallthreatened,\"answeredthetiger,\"byafierceenemywhichhaslatelycomeintothisforest。Itisamosttremendousmonster,likeagreatspider,withabodyasbigasanelephantandlegsaslongasatreetrunk。Ithaseightoftheselonglegs,andasthemonstercrawlsthroughtheforestheseizesananimalwithaleganddragsittohismouth,whereheeatsitasaspiderdoesafly。Notoneofusissafewhilethisfiercecreatureisalive,andwehadcalledameetingtodecidehowtotakecareofourselveswhenyoucameamongus。\"
TheLionthoughtforamoment。
\"Arethereanyotherlionsinthisforest?\"heasked。
\"No;thereweresome,butthemonsterhaseatenthemall。And,besides,theywerenoneofthemnearlysolargeandbraveasyou。\"
\"IfIputanendtoyourenemy,willyoubowdowntomeandobeymeasKingoftheForest?\"inquiredtheLion。
\"Wewilldothatgladly,\"returnedthetiger;andalltheotherbeastsroaredwithamightyroar:\"Wewill!\"
\"Whereisthisgreatspiderofyoursnow?\"askedtheLion。
\"Yonder,amongtheoaktrees,\"saidthetiger,pointingwithhisforefoot。
\"Takegoodcareofthesefriendsofmine,\"saidtheLion,\"andIwillgoatoncetofightthemonster。\"
Hebadehiscomradesgood-byeandmarchedproudlyawaytodobattlewiththeenemy。
ThegreatspiderwaslyingasleepwhentheLionfoundhim,anditlookedsouglythatitsfoeturneduphisnoseindisgust。
Itslegswerequiteaslongasthetigerhadsaid,anditsbodycoveredwithcoarseblackhair。Ithadagreatmouth,witharowofsharpteethafootlong;butitsheadwasjoinedtothepudgybodybyaneckasslenderasawasp’swaist。ThisgavetheLionahintofthebestwaytoattackthecreature,andasheknewitwaseasiertofightitasleepthanawake,hegaveagreatspringandlandeddirectlyuponthemonster’sback。Then,withoneblowofhisheavypaw,allarmedwithsharpclaws,heknockedthespider’sheadfromitsbody。Jumpingdown,hewatchedituntilthelonglegsstoppedwiggling,whenheknewitwasquitedead。
TheLionwentbacktotheopeningwherethebeastsoftheforestwerewaitingforhimandsaidproudly:
\"Youneedfearyourenemynolonger。\"
ThenthebeastsboweddowntotheLionastheirKing,andhepromisedtocomebackandruleoverthemassoonasDorothywassafelyonherwaytoKansas。
22。TheCountryoftheQuadlingsThefourtravelerspassedthroughtherestoftheforestinsafety,andwhentheycameoutfromitsgloomsawbeforethemasteephill,coveredfromtoptobottomwithgreatpiecesofrock。
\"Thatwillbeahardclimb,\"saidtheScarecrow,\"butwemustgetoverthehill,nevertheless。\"
Soheledthewayandtheothersfollowed。Theyhadnearlyreachedthefirstrockwhentheyheardaroughvoicecryout,\"Keepback!\"
\"Whoareyou?\"askedtheScarecrow。
Thenaheadshoweditselfovertherockandthesamevoicesaid,\"Thishillbelongstous,andwedon’tallowanyonetocrossit。\"
\"Butwemustcrossit,\"saidtheScarecrow。\"We’regoingtothecountryoftheQuadlings。\"
\"Butyoushallnot!\"repliedthevoice,andtheresteppedfrombehindtherockthestrangestmanthetravelershadeverseen。
Hewasquiteshortandstoutandhadabighead,whichwasflatatthetopandsupportedbyathickneckfullofwrinkles。
Buthehadnoarmsatall,and,seeingthis,theScarecrowdidnotfearthatsohelplessacreaturecouldpreventthemfromclimbingthehill。Sohesaid,\"I’msorrynottodoasyouwish,butwemustpassoveryourhillwhetheryoulikeitornot,\"andhewalkedboldlyforward。
Asquickaslightningtheman’sheadshotforwardandhisneckstretchedoutuntilthetopofthehead,whereitwasflat,strucktheScarecrowinthemiddleandsenthimtumbling,overandover,downthehill。Almostasquicklyasitcametheheadwentbacktothebody,andthemanlaughedharshlyashesaid,\"Itisn’taseasyasyouthink!\"
Achorusofboisterouslaughtercamefromtheotherrocks,andDorothysawhundredsofthearmlessHammer-Headsuponthehillside,onebehindeveryrock。
TheLionbecamequiteangryatthelaughtercausedbytheScarecrow’smishap,andgivingaloudroarthatechoedlikethunder,hedashedupthehill。
Againaheadshotswiftlyout,andthegreatLionwentrollingdownthehillasifhehadbeenstruckbyacannonball。
DorothyrandownandhelpedtheScarecrowtohisfeet,andtheLioncameuptoher,feelingratherbruisedandsore,andsaid,\"Itisuselesstofightpeoplewithshootingheads;noonecanwithstandthem。\"
\"Whatcanwedo,then?\"sheasked。
\"CalltheWingedMonkeys,\"suggestedtheTinWoodman。\"Youhavestilltherighttocommandthemoncemore。\"
\"Verywell,\"sheanswered,andputtingontheGoldenCapsheutteredthemagicwords。TheMonkeyswereaspromptasever,andinafewmomentstheentirebandstoodbeforeher。
\"Whatareyourcommands?\"inquiredtheKingoftheMonkeys,bowinglow。
\"CarryusoverthehilltothecountryoftheQuadlings,\"
answeredthegirl。
\"Itshallbedone,\"saidtheKing,andatoncetheWingedMonkeyscaughtthefourtravelersandTotoupintheirarmsandflewawaywiththem。
AstheypassedoverthehilltheHammer-Headsyelledwithvexation,andshottheirheadshighintheair,buttheycouldnotreachtheWingedMonkeys,whichcarriedDorothyandhercomradessafelyoverthehillandsetthemdowninthebeautifulcountryoftheQuadlings。
\"Thisisthelasttimeyoucansummonus,\"saidtheleadertoDorothy;\"sogood-byeandgoodlucktoyou。\"
\"Good-bye,andthankyouverymuch,\"returnedthegirl;andtheMonkeysroseintotheairandwereoutofsightinatwinkling。
ThecountryoftheQuadlingsseemedrichandhappy。Therewasfielduponfieldofripeninggrain,withwell-pavedroadsrunningbetween,andprettyripplingbrookswithstrongbridgesacrossthem。
Thefencesandhousesandbridgeswereallpaintedbrightred,justastheyhadbeenpaintedyellowinthecountryoftheWinkiesandblueinthecountryoftheMunchkins。TheQuadlingsthemselves,whowereshortandfatandlookedchubbyandgood-natured,weredressedallinred,whichshowedbrightagainstthegreengrassandtheyellowinggrain。
TheMonkeyshadsetthemdownnearafarmhouse,andthefourtravelerswalkeduptoitandknockedatthedoor。Itwasopenedbythefarmer’swife,andwhenDorothyaskedforsomethingtoeatthewomangavethemallagooddinner,withthreekindsofcakeandfourkindsofcookies,andabowlofmilkforToto。
\"HowfarisittotheCastleofGlinda?\"askedthechild。
\"Itisnotagreatway,\"answeredthefarmer’swife。
\"TaketheroadtotheSouthandyouwillsoonreachit。
Thankingthegoodwoman,theystartedafreshandwalkedbythefieldsandacrosstheprettybridgesuntiltheysawbeforethemaverybeautifulCastle。Beforethegateswerethreeyounggirls,dressedinhandsomereduniformstrimmedwithgoldbraid;andasDorothyapproached,oneofthemsaidtoher:
\"WhyhaveyoucometotheSouthCountry?\"
\"ToseetheGoodWitchwhoruleshere,\"sheanswered。
\"Willyoutakemetoher?\"
\"Letmehaveyourname,andIwillaskGlindaifshewillreceiveyou。\"Theytoldwhotheywere,andthegirlsoldierwentintotheCastle。AfterafewmomentsshecamebacktosaythatDorothyandtheothersweretobeadmittedatonce。
23。GlindaTheGoodWitchGrantsDorothy’sWishBeforetheywenttoseeGlinda,however,theyweretakentoaroomoftheCastle,whereDorothywashedherfaceandcombedherhair,andtheLionshookthedustoutofhismane,andtheScarecrowpattedhimselfintohisbestshape,andtheWoodmanpolishedhistinandoiledhisjoints。
WhentheywereallquitepresentabletheyfollowedthesoldiergirlintoabigroomwheretheWitchGlindasatuponathroneofrubies。
Shewasbothbeautifulandyoungtotheireyes。Herhairwasarichredincolorandfellinflowingringletsoverhershoulders。
Herdresswaspurewhitebuthereyeswereblue,andtheylookedkindlyuponthelittlegirl。
\"WhatcanIdoforyou,mychild?\"sheasked。
DorothytoldtheWitchallherstory:howthecyclonehadbroughthertotheLandofOz,howshehadfoundhercompanions,andofthewonderfuladventurestheyhadmetwith。
\"Mygreatestwishnow,\"sheadded,\"istogetbacktoKansas,forAuntEmwillsurelythinksomethingdreadfulhashappenedtome,andthatwillmakeherputonmourning;andunlessthecropsarebetterthisyearthantheywerelast,IamsureUncleHenrycannotaffordit。\"
Glindaleanedforwardandkissedthesweet,upturnedfaceofthelovinglittlegirl。
\"Blessyourdearheart,\"shesaid,\"IamsureIcantellyouofawaytogetbacktoKansas。\"Thensheadded,\"But,ifIdo,youmustgivemetheGoldenCap。\"
\"Willingly!\"exclaimedDorothy;\"indeed,itisofnousetomenow,andwhenyouhaveityoucancommandtheWingedMonkeysthreetimes。\"
\"AndIthinkIshallneedtheirservicejustthosethreetimes,\"
answeredGlinda,smiling。
DorothythengavehertheGoldenCap,andtheWitchsaidtotheScarecrow,\"WhatwillyoudowhenDorothyhasleftus?\"
\"IwillreturntotheEmeraldCity,\"hereplied,\"forOzhasmademeitsrulerandthepeoplelikeme。TheonlythingthatworriesmeishowtocrossthehilloftheHammer-Heads。\"
\"BymeansoftheGoldenCapIshallcommandtheWingedMonkeystocarryyoutothegatesoftheEmeraldCity,\"saidGlinda,\"foritwouldbeashametodeprivethepeopleofsowonderfularuler。\"
\"AmIreallywonderful?\"askedtheScarecrow。
\"Youareunusual,\"repliedGlinda。
TurningtotheTinWoodman,sheasked,\"WhatwillbecomeofyouwhenDorothyleavesthiscountry?\"
Heleanedonhisaxeandthoughtamoment。Thenhesaid,\"TheWinkieswereverykindtome,andwantedmetoruleoverthemaftertheWickedWitchdied。IamfondoftheWinkies,andifI
couldgetbackagaintotheCountryoftheWest,Ishouldlikenothingbetterthantoruleoverthemforever。\"
\"MysecondcommandtotheWingedMonkeys,\"saidGlinda\"willbethattheycarryyousafelytothelandoftheWinkies。YourbrainmaynotbesolargetolookatasthoseoftheScarecrow,butyouarereallybrighterthanheis——whenyouarewellpolished——
andIamsureyouwillruletheWinkieswiselyandwell。\"
ThentheWitchlookedatthebig,shaggyLionandasked,\"WhenDorothyhasreturnedtoherownhome,whatwillbecomeofyou?\"
\"OverthehilloftheHammer-Heads,\"heanswered,\"liesagrandoldforest,andallthebeaststhatlivetherehavemademetheirKing。IfIcouldonlygetbacktothisforest,Iwouldpassmylifeveryhappilythere。\"
\"MythirdcommandtotheWingedMonkeys,\"saidGlinda,\"shallbetocarryyoutoyourforest。Then,havingusedupthepowersoftheGoldenCap,IshallgiveittotheKingoftheMonkeys,thatheandhisbandmaythereafterbefreeforevermore。\"
TheScarecrowandtheTinWoodmanandtheLionnowthankedtheGoodWitchearnestlyforherkindness;andDorothyexclaimed:
\"Youarecertainlyasgoodasyouarebeautiful!ButyouhavenotyettoldmehowtogetbacktoKansas。\"
\"YourSilverShoeswillcarryyouoverthedesert,\"repliedGlinda。
\"IfyouhadknowntheirpoweryoucouldhavegonebacktoyourAuntEmtheveryfirstdayyoucametothiscountry。\"
\"ButthenIshouldnothavehadmywonderfulbrains!\"criedtheScarecrow。
\"Imighthavepassedmywholelifeinthefarmer’scornfield。\"
\"AndIshouldnothavehadmylovelyheart,\"saidtheTinWoodman。
\"Imighthavestoodandrustedintheforesttilltheendoftheworld。\"
\"AndIshouldhavelivedacowardforever,\"declaredtheLion,\"andnobeastinalltheforestwouldhavehadagoodwordtosaytome。\"
\"Thisisalltrue,\"saidDorothy,\"andIamgladIwasofusetothesegoodfriends。Butnowthateachofthemhashadwhathemostdesired,andeachishappyinhavingakingdomtorulebesides,IthinkIshouldliketogobacktoKansas。\"
\"TheSilverShoes,\"saidtheGoodWitch,\"havewonderfulpowers。
Andoneofthemostcuriousthingsaboutthemisthattheycancarryyoutoanyplaceintheworldinthreesteps,andeachstepwillbemadeinthewinkofaneye。Allyouhavetodoistoknocktheheelstogetherthreetimesandcommandtheshoestocarryyouwhereveryouwishtogo。\"
\"Ifthatisso,\"saidthechildjoyfully,\"IwillaskthemtocarrymebacktoKansasatonce。\"
ShethrewherarmsaroundtheLion’sneckandkissedhim,pattinghisbigheadtenderly。ThenshekissedtheTinWoodman,whowasweepinginawaymostdangeroustohisjoints。Butshehuggedthesoft,stuffedbodyoftheScarecrowinherarmsinsteadofkissinghispaintedface,andfoundshewascryingherselfatthissorrowfulpartingfromherlovingcomrades。
GlindatheGoodsteppeddownfromherrubythronetogivethelittlegirlagood-byekiss,andDorothythankedherforallthekindnessshehadshowntoherfriendsandherself。
DorothynowtookTotoupsolemnlyinherarms,andhavingsaidonelastgood-byesheclappedtheheelsofhershoestogetherthreetimes,saying:
\"TakemehometoAuntEm!\"
Instantlyshewaswhirlingthroughtheair,soswiftlythatallshecouldseeorfeelwasthewindwhistlingpastherears。
TheSilverShoestookbutthreesteps,andthenshestoppedsosuddenlythatsherolledoveruponthegrassseveraltimesbeforesheknewwhereshewas。
Atlength,however,shesatupandlookedabouther。
\"Goodgracious!\"shecried。
ForshewassittingonthebroadKansasprairie,andjustbeforeherwasthenewfarmhouseUncleHenrybuiltafterthecyclonehadcarriedawaytheoldone。UncleHenrywasmilkingthecowsinthebarnyard,andTotohadjumpedoutofherarmsandwasrunningtowardthebarn,barkingfuriously。
Dorothystoodupandfoundshewasinherstocking-feet。
FortheSilverShoeshadfallenoffinherflightthroughtheair,andwerelostforeverinthedesert。
24。HomeAgainAuntEmhadjustcomeoutofthehousetowaterthecabbageswhenshelookedupandsawDorothyrunningtowardher。
\"Mydarlingchild!\"shecried,foldingthelittlegirlinherarmsandcoveringherfacewithkisses。\"Whereintheworlddidyoucomefrom?\"
\"FromtheLandofOz,\"saidDorothygravely。\"AndhereisToto,too。Andoh,AuntEm!I’msogladtobeathomeagain!\"