第2章

`AndI’mmakinghometomother-andit’shardformetodie!

`Butit’sharderstill,iskeepingoutofgaol!

`Youcanridetheoldhorseovertomygraveacrossthedip`Wherethewattlebloomiswavingoverhead。

`Surehe’lljumpthemfenceseasy-youmustneverraisethewhip`Orhe’llrush’em!-now,good-bye!’andhehadfled!

SotheyburiedAndyRegan,andtheyburiedhimtorights,InthegraveyardatthebackofKiley’sHill;

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Therewerefive-and-twentymournerswhohadfive-and-twentyfightsTilltheveryboldestfightershadtheirfill。

Therewerefiftyhorsesracingfromthegraveyardtothepub,Andtheirridersfloggedeachotherallthewhile。

Andthelashinsoftheliquor!Andthelavinsofthegrub!

Oh,poorAndywenttorestinproperstyle。

ThentheracescametoKiley’s-withasteeplechaseandall,ForthefolkweremostlyIrishroundabout,AndittakesanIrishridertobefearlessofafall,Theyweretrainingmorninginandmorningout。

ButtheyneverstartedtrainingtillthesunwasonthecourseForasuperstitiousstorykept’emback,ThattheghostofAndyReganonaslashingchestnuthorse,Hadbeentrainingbythestarlightonthetrack。

AndtheyreadthenominationsfortheraceswithsurpriseAndamusementattheFather’slittlejoke,Page:49

Foranovicehadbeenenteredforthesteeplechasingprize,AndtheyfoundthatitwasFatherRiley’smoke!

Hewasneatenoughtogallop,hewasstrongenoughtostay!

Buthisowner’sviewsoftrainingwereimmense,FortheReverendFatherRileyusedtoridehimeveryday,Andheneversawahurdlenorafence。

Andthepriestwouldjointhelaughter;`Oh,’saidhe,`Iputhimin,`Forthere’sfiveandtwentysovereignstobewon。

`Andthepoorwouldfindituseful,ifthechestnutchancedtowin,`Andhe’llmaybewinwhenallissaidanddone!’

HehadcalledhimFaugh-a-ballagh,whichisFrenchforclearthecourse,Andhiscolourswereavividshadeofgreen:

AlltheDooleysandO’DonnellswereonFatherRiley’shorse,WhiletheOrangemenwerebackingMandarin!

ItwasHogan,thedogpoisoner-agedmanandverywise,Whowascampingintheracecoursewithhisswag,Page:50

Andwhoventuredtheopinion,tothetownship’sgreatsurprise,ThattheracewouldgotoFatherRiley’snag。

`Youcantalkaboutyourriders-andthehorsehasnotbeenschooled,`Andthefencesisterrific,andtherest!

`Whenthefieldisfairlygoing,thenye’llseeye’veallbeenfooled,`Andthechestnuthorsewillbattlewiththebest。

`Forthere’ssomehasgotcondition,andtheythinktheraceissure,`Andthechestnuthorsewillfallbeneaththeweight,`Butthehopesofallthehelpless,andtheprayersofallthepoor,`Willberunningbyhissidetokeephimstraight。

`Andit’swhat’stheneedofschoolin’orofworkin’onthetrack,`Whinthesaintsaretheretoguidehimroundthecourse!

`I’veprayedhimovereveryfence-I’veprayedhimoutandback!

`AndI’llbetmycashonFatherRiley’shorse!’……

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Oh,thesteeplewasacaution!Theywenttearin’roundandround,Andthefencesrangandrattledwheretheystruck。

Therewassomethatclearedthewater-therewasmorefellinanddrowned,Someblamedthemenandothersblamedtheluck!

Butthewhipswereflyingfreelywhenthefieldcameintoview,Forthefinishdownthelonggreenstretchofcourse,Andinfrontofalltheflyers-jumpin’likeakangaroo,Cametherankoutsider-FatherRiley’shorse!

Oh,theshoutingandthecheeringasherattledpastthepost!

Forhelefttheothersstanding,inthestraight;

Andtherider-welltheyreckoneditwasAndyRegan’sghost,Anditbeat’emhowaghostwoulddrawtheweight!

Butheweighedit,ninestoneseven,thenhelaughedanddisappeared,LikeaBanshee(whichisSpanishforanelf),Page:52

AndoldHoganmutteredsagely,`Ifitwasn’tforthebeardThey’dbethinkingitwasAndyRegan’sself!’

AndthepoorofKiley’sCrossingdrankthehealthatChristmastideOfthechestnutandhisriderdressedingreen。

Therewasneversucharider,notsinceAndyRegandied,Andtheywonderedwhoonearthhecouldhavebeen。

Buttheysettleditamong’em,forthestorygotabout,’Mongstthebushmenandthepeopleonthecourse,ThattheDevilhadbeenorderedtoletAndyReganoutForthesteeplechaseonFatherRiley’shorse!

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THESCOTCHENGINEER

WITHeyesthatsearchedinthedark,Peeringalongtheline,StoodthegrimScotchman,HectorClark,Driverof`Forty-nine’,Andtheveldt-fireflamedonthehillsahead,Likeablood-redbeaconsign。

Therewaswordofafighttothenorth,Andacolumnhard-pressed,SotheystartedtheHighlandersforth,Withoutfood,withoutrest。

Butthepipersgailyplayed,Chantingtheirfiercedelight,Andthearmouredcarriagesrockedandswayed,LadenwithmenoftheScotchBrigade,Hurryinguptothefight,Andthegrim,greyHighlandengineer,Drivingthemintothenight。

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Thenasignallightglowedred,Andapicketcametothetrack。

`Enemyholdingthelineahead,`Threeofourmateswehaveleftfordead,`Onlywetwogotback。’

Andfartothenorththroughthestillnightair,Theyheardtheriflescrack。

Andtheboomofagunrangout,Likethesoundofadeepappeal,AndthepicketstoodindoubtBythesideofthedriving-wheel。

ButtheEngineerlookeddown,Withhishandonthestarting-bar,`Rideyebacktothetown,`Yeknowwhatmyordersare,`Maybethey’rewantingtheScotchBrigade`Uponthosehillsafar。

`Iamnosoldieratall,`Onlyanengineer,`ButIcouldnotbearthatthefolkshouldsay,`OverinScotland-Glasgowway-

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`ThatHectorClarkstayedhere`WiththeScotchBrigadetillthefoeweregone,`Witheverarailtorunheron。

`Readybehind!Standclear!

`Fireman,getyougone`Intothearmouredtrain,`Iwilldriveheralone;

`Onemoretrip-andperhapsthelast-

`Withawell-rakedfireandanopenblast-

`Harktotheriflesagain。’……

Onthroughthechokingdark,Neveralampnoralight,Neveranenginespark,Showingherhurriedflight。

OverthelonelyplainRushedthegreatarmouredtrain,Hurryinguptothefight。

ThenwithherlivingfreightOntothefoeshecame,Andtheriflessnappedtheirhate,Andthedarknessspoutedflame。

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OvertheroarofthefrayThehungrybulletswhined,AsshedashedthroughthefoethatlayLoadingandfiringblind,TilltheglareofthefurnaceburningclearShowedthemtheformoftheengineer,Sharplyandwelldefined。

Through!Theyweresafelythrough!

Harktothecolumn’scheer!

SurelythedriverknewHewastohaltherhere;

Buthetooknoheedofthesignalsred,Andthefiremanfound,whenheclimbedahead,Thereonthefloorofhisengine-dead,LaytheScotchEngineer!

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SONGOFTHEFUTURE

’Tisstrangethatinalandsostrong,Sostrongandboldinmightyyouth,Wehavenopoet’svoiceoftruthTosingforusawondroussong。

OurchiefestsingeryethassungInwild,sweetnotesapassingstrain,AllcarelesslyandsadlyflungTothatdullworldhethoughtsovain。

`Icarefornothing,goodnorbad,`Myhopesaregone,mypleasuresfled,`Iambutsiftingsand,’hesaid:

WhatwonderGordon’ssongsweresad!

Andyet,notalwayssadandhard;

IncheerfulmoodandlightofheartHetoldthetaleofBritomarte,AndwrotetheRhymeofJoyousGuard。

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AndsomehavesaidthatNature’sfaceTousisalwayssad;buttheseHaveneverfeltthesmilinggraceOfwavinggrassandforesttreesOnsunlitplainsaswideasseas。

`AlandwheredullDespairisking`O’erscentlessflowerandsonglessbird!’

Butwehaveheardthebell-birdsringTheirsilverbellsateventide,Likefairiesonthemountainside,Thesweetestnotemaneverheard。

Thewildthrushliftsanoteofmirth;

ThebronzewingpigeonscallandcooBesidetheirneststhelongdaythrough;

ThemagpiewarblesclearandstrongAjoyous,glad,thanksgivingsong,ForallGod’smerciesuponearth。

AndmanyvoicessuchastheseArejoyfulsoundsforthosetotell,WhoknowtheBushandloveitwell,Withallitshiddenmysteries。

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Wecannotlovetherestlesssea,ThatrollsandtossestoandfroLikesomefiercecreatureinitsglee;

ForhumanwealorhumanwoeIthasnotouchofsympathy。

Forusthebushisneversad:

Itsmyriadvoiceswhisperlow,Intonesthebushmenonlyknow,Itssympathyandwelcomeglad。

ForustherovingbreezesbringFrommanyablossom-tuftedtree-

Wherewildbeesmurmurdreamily-

Thehoney-ladenbreathofSpring……

Wehavenotalesofotherdays,Nobygonehistorytotell;

Ourtalesaretoldwherecamp-firesblazeAtmidnight,whenthesolemnhushOfthatvastwonderland,theBush,Hathlaidoneveryheartitsspell。

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Althoughwehavenosongsofstrife,Ofbloodshedreddeningtheland,WeyetmayfindachievementsgrandWithinthebushman’squietlife。

LiftyeyourfacestotheskyYefarbluemountainsoftheWest,WholiesopeacefullyatrestEnshroudedinahazeofblue;

’TishardtofeelthatyearswentbyBeforethepioneersbrokethroughYourrockyheightsandwallsofstone,Andmadeyoursecretsalltheirown。

ForyearsthefertileWesternplainsWerehidbehindyoursullenwalls,YourcliffsandcragsandwaterfallsAllweatherwornwithtropicrains。

Betweenthemountainsandthesea,LikeIsraeliteswithstaffinhand,Thepeoplewaitedrestlessly:

TheylookedtowardsthemountainsoldAndsawthesunsetscomeandgoWithgorgeousgoldenafterglow,Page:61

ThatmadetheWestafairyland,AndmarvelledwhatthatWestmightbeOfwhichsuchwondroustalesweretold。

FortalesweretoldofinlandseasLikesullenoceans,saltanddead,Andsandydeserts,whiteandwan,Wherenevertrodthefootofman,Norbirdwentwingingoverhead,NoreverstirredagraciousbreezeTowakethesilencewithitsbreath-

Alandoflonelinessanddeath。

AtlengththehardypioneersByrockandcragfoundouttheway,Andwokewithvoicesofto-day,Asilencekeptforyearsandyears。

UpontheWesternslopetheystoodAndsaw-awideexpanseofplainAsfaraseyecouldstretchorseeGorollingwestwardendlessly。

Thenativegrasses,tallasgrain,Werewavedandrippledinthebreeze;

Fromboughsofblossom-ladentreesTheparrotsansweredbackagain。

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Theysawthelandthatitwasgood,Alandoffatnessalluntrod,AndgavetheirsilentthankstoGod。

Thewayiswon!Thewayiswon!

AndstraightwayfromthebarrencoastTherecameawestward-marchinghost,ThatayeandeveronwardprestWitheagerfacestotheWest,Alongthepathwayofthesun。

Themountainssawthemmarchingby:

Theyfacedtheall-consumingdrought,Theywouldnotrestinsettledland:

But,takingeachhislifeinhand,TheirfaceseverwestwardbentBeyondthefarthestsettlement,RespondingtothechallengecryOf`bettercountryfurtherout。’

Andloamiracle!thelandButyesterdaywasallunknown,Thewildman’sboomerangwasthrownWherenowgreatbusycitiesstand。

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Itwasnotmuch,yousay,thattheseShouldwintheirwaywherenonewithstood;

InsooththerewasnotmuchofbloodNowarwasfoughtbetweentheseas。

Itwasnotmuch!butwewhoknowThestrangecapriciouslandtheytrod-

Attimesastricken,parchingsod,Attimeswithragingfloodsbeset-

Throughwhichtheyfoundtheirlonelyway,ArequitecontentthatyoushouldsayItwasnotmuch,whilewecanfeelThatnothingintheagesold,InsongorstorywrittenyetOnGrecianurnorRomanarch,Thoughitshouldringwithclashofsteel,CouldbraverhistoriesunfoldThanthisbushstory,yetuntold-

Thestoryoftheirwestwardmarch……

Buttimesarechanged,andchangesrungFromoldtonew-theoldendays,TheoldbushlifeandallitswaysArepassingfromusallunsung。

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Thefreedom,andthehopefulsenseOftoilthatbroughtduerecompense,Ofroomforall,haspassedaway,Andliesforgottenwiththedead。

WithinourstreetsmencryforbreadIncitiesbuiltbutyesterday。

Aboutusstretcheswealthofland,AboundlesswealthofvirginsoilAsyetunfruitfulanduntilled!

Ourwillingworkmen,strongandskilledWithinourcitiesidlestand,Andcryaloudforleavetotoil。

ThestuntedchildrencomeandgoInsqualidlanesandalleysblack;

WefollowbutthebeatentrackOfothernations,andwegrowInwealthforsome-formany,woe。

AnditmaybethatwewholiveInthisnewlandapart,beyondThehardoldworldgrownfierceandfondAndboundbyprecedentandbond,Page:65

MayreadtheriddlerightandgiveNewhopetothosewhodimlyseeThatallthingsmaybeyetforgood,AndteachtheworldatlengthtobeOnevastunitedbrotherhood……

Somayitbe,andhewhosingsInaccentshopeful,clear,andstrong,TheglorieswhichthatfuturebringsShallsing,indeed,awond’roussong。

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ANTHONYCONSIDINE

OutinthewastesoftheWestcountrie,Outwherethewhitestarsshine,Grimandsilentassuchmenbe,Ridethamanwithahistory-

AnthonyConsidine。

ForthewaysofmentheyaremanifoldAstheirdifferingviewsinlife;

ForsomearesoldforthelustofgoldAndsomeforthelustofstrife:

ButthismancountedtheworldwelllostFortheloveofhisneighbour’swife。

Theyfledtogether,asthosemustfleeWhomallmenholdinblame;

EachtotheothermustallthingsbeWhocrossthegulfofiniquityAndliveinthelandofshame。

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Butalight-o’-love,ifshesinswithone,Shesinnethwithninety-nine:

Theruleholdsgoodsincetheworldbegun-

SinceeverthestreamsbegantorunAndthestarsbegantoshine。

Theruleholdstrue,andhefoundittrue-

AnthonyConsidine。

AnoblerspirithadturnedinscornFromalovethatwasstainedwithmire;

AweakerbeingmightmournandmournForthelossofhisHeart’sDesire:

ButtheangerofAnthonyConsidineBlazeduplikeaflamingfire。

Andshe,withhernewlove,presentlyCamepastwithhereyesashine;

AndGodsowilledit,andGodknowswhy,Sheturnedandlaughedastheypassedhimby-

AnthonyConsidine。

Herlaughterstungasawhipmightsting;

AndmadwithhiswoundedprideHeturnedandsprangwithapanther’sspringAndstruckathisrival’sside:

Andonlythewoman,shuddering,Couldtellhowthedeadmandied!

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Shedarednotspeak-andthemysteryIsburiedinauldlangsyne,ButoutonthewastesoftheWestcountrie,Grimandsilentassuchmenbe,Ridethamanwithahistory-

AnthonyConsidine。

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SONGOFTHEARTESIANWATER

NOWthestockhavestarteddying,fortheLordhassentadrought;

Butwe’resickofprayersandProvidence-we’regoingtodowithout;

Withthederricksupaboveusandthesolidearthbelow,Wearewaitingattheleverforthewordtolethergo。

Sinkingdown,deeperdown,Oh,we’llsinkitdeeperdown:

Asthedrillispluggingdownwardatathousandfeetoflevel,IftheLordwon’tsenduswater,oh,we’llgetitfromthedevil;

Yes,we’llgetitfromthedevildeeperdown。

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Now,ourengine’sbuiltinGlasgowbyaverycannyScot,Andhemarkedittwentyhorse-power,buthedon’tknowwhatiswhat:

WhenCanadianBillisfiringwiththesun-driedgidgeelogs,Shecanequalthirtyhorsesandascoreorsoofdogs。

Sinkingdown,deeperdown,Oh,we’regoingdeeperdown:

Ifwefailtogetthewaterthenit’sruintothesquatter,Forthedroughtisonthestationandtheweather’sgrowinghotter,Butwe’reboundtogetthewaterdeeperdown。

Buttheshafthasstartedcavingandthesinking’sveryslow,Andtheyellowrodsarebendinginthewaterdownbelow,Andthetubesarealwaysjammingandtheycan’tbemadetoshiftTillwenearlybursttheenginewithafortyhorse-powerlift。

Sinkingdown,deeperdown,Oh,we’regoingdeeperdownPage:71

Thoughtheshaftisalwayscaving,andthetubesarealwaysjamming,Yetwe’llfightourwaytowaterwhilethestubborndrillisramming-

Whilethestubborndrillisrammingdeeperdown。

Butthere’snoartesianwater,thoughwe’vepassedthreethousandfeet,Andthecontractpriceisgrowingandthebossisnearlybeat。

Butitmustbedownbeneathus,andit’sdownwe’vegottogo,Thoughshe’sbumpingonthesolidrockfourthousandfeetbelow。

Sinkingdown,deeperdown,Oh,we’regoingdeeperdown:

Andit’stimetheyheardusknockingontheroofofSatan’sdwellin’;

Butwe’llgetartesianwaterifwecavetheroofofhellin-

Oh!we’llgetartesianwaterdeeperdown。

Butit’shark!thewhistle’sblowingwithawild,exultantblast,Andtheboysaremadlycheering,forthey’vestrucktheflowatlast,Page:72

Andit’srushingupthetubingfromfourthousandfeetbelowTillitspoutsabovethecasinginamillion-gallonflow。

Andit’sdown,deeperdown-

Oh,itcomesfromdeeperdown;

Itisflowing,everflowing,inafree,unstintedmeasureFromthesilenthiddenplaceswheretheoldearthhideshertreasure-

Wheretheoldearthhideshertreasuredeeperdown。

Andit’sclearawaythetimber,andit’sletthewaterrun:

Howitglimmersintheshadow,howitflashesinthesun!

Bythesilentbeltsoftimber,bythemilesofblazingplainItisbringinghopeandcomforttothethirstylandagain。

Flowingdown,furtherdown;

ItisflowingfurtherdownTothetorturedthirstycattle,bringinggladnessinitsgoing;

Throughthedroughtydaysofsummeritisflowing,everflowing-

Itisflowing,everflowing,furtherdown。

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ADISQUALIFIEDJOCKEY’SSTORY

Yousee,thethingwasthisway-therewasme,ThatrodePanoppoly,theSplendormare,AndIkeyChambersontheIronDook,AndSmith,thehalf-casterider,onRegret,AndthatlongblokefromWagga-himwhatrodeVeronikew,theSnowyRiverhorse。

Well,noneofthemhadchances-notachanceAmongthelot,unlesstherestfelldeadOrwasn’ttrying-forablindman’sdogCouldseeEnchantresswasacertaincop,Andallthebookswaslayin’sixtofour。

Theybroughtherouttoshowourlottheroad,Orsotheysaid;but,then,Gord’struth!youknow,Youcan’tbelieve’em,thoughtheytookanoathOnfortyBiblesthatthey’dtellthetruth。

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Butanyhow,anamateurwasupOnthisEnchantress,andsoIkeandme,WethoughtthatwemightfrightenhimabitByaskingifhemindedridingrough-

`Oh,notatall,’sayshe,`oh,notatall!

`IlearntatRobboPark,andifitcomes`TobumpingI’myourMoses!Strikemeblue!’

Sayshe,`I’llbumpyouovereitherrail,`Theinsiderailoroutside-whichyouchoose`Isgoodenoughforme’-whichsettledIke;

ForhewasshakysinceheneargotkilledFrombeingsentabusterontherail,WhensomechapbumpedhishorseandfetchedhimdownAtStonyBridge,soIkeythoughtitbestToleavethisblokealone,andIagreed。

Soallthebookswaslayin’sixtofourAgainstthefavourite,andtheamateurWaswalkingthisEnchantressupanddown,AndmeandSmithybackedhim;forwethoughtWemightaswellgetsomethingforourselves,Becauseweknewourhorsescouldn’twin。

ButIkeywouldn’tbackhimforabob;

Becausehesaidhereckonedhewasstiff,Andallthebookswaslayin’sixtofour。

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Well,anyhow,beforethestart,thenewsGotroundthatthishereamateurwasstiff,Andourgoodstuffwasblued,andallthebooksWasinit,andthepriceslengthenedout,Andeverybookwasbustin’ofhisthroat,Andlayin’fivetoonethefavourite。

Sotherewaswethatcouldn’twinourselves,Andthishereamateurthatwouldn’ttry,Andallthebookswaslayin’fivetoone。

SoSmithysaystome,`Youtakeahold`Ofthattheremokeofyours,androundtheturn`ComeupbehindEnchantresswiththewhip`Andletherhaveit;thatlongblokeandme`Willwaitahead,andwhenshecomestous`We’llpassheronandbeltherdownthestraight,`AndIkey’llflogherhome,becausehisboss`IsjudgeandstewardandtheLordknowswhat,`Andsohewon’tbetouched-and,asforus,`We’llswearweonlyhitherbymistake!’

Andallthebookswaslayin’fivetoone。

Well,offwewent,andcomin’totheturnIsawtheamateurwasholdingbackAndpokingintoeveryholehecouldTogetherblocked,andsoIpulledbehindPage:76

Anddrewthewhipanddroppeditonthemare-

Iletherhaveittwice,andthensheshotAheadofme,andSmithyopenedoutAndletherupbesidehimontherails,Andkepthertherea-beltin’herlikesmokeUntilshestruggledpasthimpullin’hardAndcametoIke;butIkeydrewhiswhipAndhitheronthenoseandsentherbackAndwontheracehimself-for,afterall,ItseemshehadafiverontheDookAndnevertoldus-soourstuffwaslost。

Andthentheyhadusupforridin’foul,Andwarnedusoffthetracksfortwelvemonthseach,Togetourlivin’anywaywecould;

ButIkeywasn’ttouched,becausehisbossWasjudgeandstewardandtheLordknowswhat。

ButMister-ifyou’lllendushalf-a-crown,IknowthreecertainwinnersatthePark-

Threecertaincopsasnooneknowsbutme;

And-thankyou,Mister,comean’haveabeer(Ialwayslikeabeeraboutthistime)……

Well,solong,Mister,tillwemeetagain。

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THEROADTOGUNDAGAI

Themountainroadgoesupanddown,FromGundagaitoTumutTown。

Andbranchingoffthererunsatrack,Acrossthefoothillsgrimandblack,AcrosstheplainsandrangesgreyToSydneycityfaraway……

ItcamebychanceonedaythatI

FromTumutrodetoGundagai。

AndreachedabouttheeveningtideThecrossingwheretheroadsdivide;

And,waitingatthecrossingplace,Isawamaidenfairofface,Witheyesofdeepestvioletblue,Andcheekstomatchtheroseinhue-

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ThefairestmaidsAustraliaknowsArebredamongthemountainsnows。

Then,fearingImightgoastray,Iaskedifshecouldshowtheway。

Hervoicemightwellamanbewitch-

Itstonessosupple,deep,andrich。

`Thetracksareclear,’shemadereply,`AndthisgoesdowntoSydneytown,`AndthatonegoestoGundagai。’

Thenslowly,lookingcoylyback,ShewentalongtheSydneytrack。

AndIforonewaswellcontentTogotheroadtheladywent;

Butroundtheturnaswainshemet-

Thekissshegavehimhauntsmeyet!……

IturnedandtravelledwithasighThelonelyroadtoGundagai。

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SALTBUSHBILL’SSECONDFIGHT

THEnewscamedownontheCastlereagh,andwenttotheworldatlarge,Thattwentythousandtravellingsheep,withSaltbushBillincharge,Weredriftingdownfromadried-outruntoravagetheCastlereagh;

Andthesquatterssworewhentheyheardthenews,andwishedtheywerewellaway:

ForthenameandthefameofSaltbushBillwereoverthecountrysideForthewonderfulwaythathefedhissheep,andthedodgesandtrickshetried。

HewouldlosehiswayonaMainStockRoute,andstraytothesquatters’grass;

Hewouldcometoarunwiththebossaway,andswearhehadleavetopass;

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Andbackofallandbehinditall,aswellthesquattersknew,Ifhehadtofight,hewouldfightallday,solongashissheepgotthrough:

ButthisisthestoryofStingySmith,theownerofHardTimesHill,AndthewaythathechancedonafightingmantoreckonwithSaltbushBill……

’TwasStingySmithonhisstockyardsat,andprayedforanearlySpring,Whenhestaredatsightofaclean-shavedtramp,whowalkedwithjauntyswing;

Foraclean-shavedtrampwithajauntywalka-swingingalongthetrackIsasrareathingasafeatheredfrogonthedesolateroadsoutback。

Sothetramphemadeforthetravellers’hut,andaskedcouldhecampthenight;

ButStingySmithhadabrightidea,andhesaidtohim,`Canyoufight?’

`Why,what’sthegame?’saidtheclean-shavedtramp,ashelookedathimupanddown-

`Ifyouwantabattle,getoffthatfence,andI’llkillyouforhalf-a-crown!

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`But,Boss,you’dbetternotfightwithme,itwouldn’tbefairnorright;

`I’mStiffenerJoe,fromtheRocksBrigade,andIkilledamaninafight:

`Iservedtwoyearsforit,fairandsquare,andnowI’matrampin’back,`Tolookforapeacefulquietlifeawayontheoutsidetrack’

`Oh,it’snotmyself,butadroverchap,’saidStingySmithwithglee;

`Abullyingfellow,calledSaltbushBill-andyouarethemanforme。

`He’sontheroadwithhishungrysheep,andhe’scertaintoraisearow,`Forhe’sbulliedthewholeoftheCastlereaghtillhe’sgotthemundercow-

`Justpickaquarrelandraiseafight,andleatherhimgoodandhard,`AndI’lltakegoodcarethathiswretchedsheepdon’twanderahalfayard。

`It’safive-poundjobifyoubelthimwell-doanythingshortofkill,`Forthereisn’tabeakontheCastlereaghwillfineyouforSaltbushBill。’

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`I’lltakethejob,’saidthefightingman;`andhotasthiscoveappears,`He’llstandnochancewithablokelikeme,what’slivedonthegameforyears;

`Forhe’smaybelearntinaboxingschool,andsparredforaroundorso,`ButI’vefoughtallhandsinaten-footringeachnightinatravellingshow;

`Theyearnedapoundiftheystayedthreerounds,andtheytriedforiteverynight-

`Inaten-footring!Oh,that’sthegamethatteachesabloketofight,`Forthey’drushandclinch,itwasDublinRules,andwedrewnocolourline;

`Andtheyalltriedhardfortoearnthepound,buttheygotnopoundofmine:

`IfIsawnochanceintheopeningroundI’dslogattheirwind,andwait`Tillanopeningcame-anditalwayscame-andIsettled’em,sureasfate;

`Leftontheribsandrightonthejaw-and,whenthechancecomes,makesure!

`Andit’sthereaprofessionalblokelikemegetshomeonanamateur:

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Forit’smyexperienceeveryday,andImakenodoubtit’syours,`Thatathird-classproisanover-matchforthebestoftheamateurs’

`Oh,takeyourswagtothetravellers’hut,’saidSmith,`foryouwasteyourbreath;

`You’veafirst-classchance,ifyoulosethefight,oftalkingyourmantodeath。

`I’lltellthecookyou’retohaveyourgrub,andseethatyoueatyourfill,`AndcometothescratchallfitandwelltoleatherthisSaltbushBill。’……

’TwasSaltbushBill,andhistravellingsheepwerewendingtheirwearywayOntheMainStockRoute,throughtheHardTimesRun,ontheirsix-milestageaday;

AndhestrayedamilefromtheMainStockRoute,andstartedtofeedalong,And,whenStingySmithcameup,BillsaidthattheRoutewassurveyedwrong;

Andhetriedtoprovethatthesheephadrushedandstrayedfromtheircampatnight,ButthefightingmanhekickedBill’sdog,andofcoursethatmeantafight:

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Sotheysparredandfought,andtheyshiftedgroundandneverasoundwasheardButthethuddingfistsontheirbrawnyribs,andtheseconds’mutteredword,Tillthefightingmanshothomehisleftontheribswithamightyclout,Andhisrightflashedupwithahalf-armblow-andSaltbushBill`wentout’。

Hefellfacedown,andtowardstheblow;andtheirheartswithfearwerefilled,Forhelayasstillasafallentree,andtheythoughtthathemustbekilled。

SoStingySmithandthefightingman,theyliftedhimfromtheground,Andsenttohomeforabrandy-flask,andtheyslowlyfetchedhimround;

Buthisheadwasbad,andhisjawwashurt-infact,hecouldscarcelyspeak-

Sotheylethimspelltillhegothiswits,andhecampedontherunaweek,Whilethetravellingsheepwenthereandthere,wherevertheylikedtostray,TillSaltbushBillwasfitoncemoreforthetracktotheCastlereagh……

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ThenStingySmithhewroteanote,andgavetothefightingman:

’Twaswrittothebossoftheneighbouringrun,andthusthemissiveran:

`Themanwiththisisafightingman,oneStiffenerJoebyname;

`HecamenearmurderingSaltbushBill,andIfounditacostlygame:

`Butit’sworthyourwhiletoemploythechap,forthereisn’ttheslightestdoubt`You’llhavenotroublefromSaltbushBillwhilethismanhangsabout’

Butananswercamebythenextweek’smail,withnewsthatmightwellappal:

`Themanyousentwithanoteisnotafightingmanatall!

`Hehasshavedhisbeard,andhascuthishair,butIspottedhimatalook;

`HeisTomDevine,whohasworkedforyearsforSaltbushBillascook。

`Billcoachedhimupinthefightingyarn,andtaughthimthetalebyrote,`Andtheyshammedtofight,andtheygotyourgrassanddividedyourfive-poundnote。

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`’Twasacleantake-in,andyou’llfinditwise-’twillsaveyoualotofpelf-

`Whennextyou’rehiringafightingman,justfighthimaroundyourself。’……

AndtheteamstersoutontheCastlereagh,whentheymeetwithaweekofrain,Andthewaggonsinkstoitsaxle-tree,deepdownintheblacksoilplain,Whenthebullockswadeinaseaofmud,andstrainattheloadofwool,Andthecattle-dogsatthebullocks’heelsarebitingtomakethempull,Whentheoff-sidedriverflaystheteam,andcursesthemwhileheflogs,Andtheairisthickwiththelanguageused,andtheclamourofmenanddogs-

Theteamsterssay,astheypausetorestandmoisteneachhairythroat,TheywishtheycouldswearlikeStingySmithwhenhereadthatneighbour’snote。

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HARDLUCK

Ileftthecourse,andbymysideTherewalkedaruinedtout-

Ahungrycreatureevil-eyed,Whopouredthisstoryout。

`Yousee,’hesaid,`therecameaswell`ToKensingtonto-day,`AndifIpickedthewinnerswell,`Acrownatleasthe’dpay。

`Ipickedthreewinnersstraight,Idid,`Ifilledhispursewithpelf,`Andthenhegavemehalf-a-quid,`Tobackoneformyself。

`Ahalf-a-quidtomehecast,`Iwanteditindeed。

`SohelpmeBob,fortwodayspast`Ihaven’thadafeed。

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`ButstillIthoughtmyluckwasin,`Icouldn’tgoastray,`IputitallonLittleMin,`Andlostitstraightaway。

`Ihaven’tgotabiteorbed,`I’mabsolutelystuck,`Sokeepthislessoninyourhead:

`Don’tover-trustyourluck!’

Thefolkswenthomeward,nearandfar,Thetout,Oh!wherewashe?

Askwheretheemptyboilersare,BesidetheCircularQuay。

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SONGOFTHEFEDERATION

ASthenationssattogether,grimlywaiting-

Thefierceoldnationsbattle-scarred-

Growngreyintheirlustingandtheirhating,Everarmedandeverreadykeepingguard,ThroughthetumultoftheirwarlikepreparationAndthehalf-stilledclamourofthedrumsCameavoicecrying,`Lo!anew-madenation,Toherplaceinthesisterhoodshecomes!’

Andshecame-shewasbeautifulasmorning,Withthebloomoftherosesinhermouth,LikeayoungqueenlavishlyadorningHercharmswiththesplendoursoftheSouth。

Andthefierceoldnations,lookingonher,Said,`Nay,surelyshewerequicklyoverthrown,`Hathshestrengthfortheburdenlaiduponher,`Hathshepowertoprotectandguardherown?

Thenshespoke,andhervoicewasclearandringingIntheearsofthenationsoldandgray,Saying,`Hark,andyeshallhearmychildrensinging`Theirwar-songincountriesfaraway。

`Theyarestrangerstothetumultofthebattle,`Theyarefewbuttheirheartsareverystrong,`’Twasbutyesterdaytheycalleduntothecattle,`ButtheynowsingAustralia’smarchingsong。’

SONGOFTHEAUSTRALIANSINACTION

ForthehonourofAustralia,ourmother,Sidebysidewithourkinfromoversea,Wehavefoughtandwehavetestedoneanother,Andenrolledamongthebrotherhoodarewe。

TherewasneverpostofdangerbutwesoughtitInthefighting,throughthefire,andthroughtheflood。

Therewasneverprizesocostlybutweboughtit,Thoughwepaidforitspurchasewithourblood。

Wasthereanyroadtooroughforustotravel?

Wasthereanypathtoofarforustotread?

YoucantrackusbytheblooddropsonthegravelOntheroadsthatwemilestonedwithourdead!

Andforyou,ohouryoungandanxiousmother,O’eryourgreatgainskeepingwatchandward,Neitherfearingnordespisinganyother,Wewillholdyourpossessionswiththesword……

Thentheypassedtotheplaceofworld-longsleeping,Thegrey-cladfigureswiththeirdead,TothesoundoftheirwomensoftlyweepingAndtheDeadMarchmoaningattheirhead:

AndtheNations,asthegrimprocessionended,Whispered,`Child!Butyehaveseenthepricewepay,`FromWarmayweeverbedefended,`Kneelyedown,new-madeSister-LetusPray!’

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THEOLDAUSTRALIANWAYS

THELondonlightsarefarabeamBehindabankofcloud,Alongtheshorethegaslightsgleam,Thegaleispipingloud;

AnddowntheChannel,gropingblind,WedriveherthroughthehazeTowardsthelandweleftbehind-

Thegoodoldlandof`nevermind’,AndoldAustralianways。

ThenarrowwaysofEnglishfolkArenotforsuchaswe;

Theybearthelong-accustomedyokeOfstaidconservancy:

Butallourroadsarenewandstrange,AndthroughourbloodthererunsThevagabondingloveofchangePage:93

ThatdroveuswestwardoftherangeAndwestwardofthesuns。

ThecityfolkgotoandfroBehindaprison’sbars,TheyneverfeelthebreezesblowAndneverseethestars;

TheyneverhearinblossomedtreesThemusiclowandsweetOfwildbirdsmakingmelodies,NorcatchthelittlelaughingbreezeThatwhispersinthewheat。

OurfatherscameofrovingstockThatcouldnotfixedabide:

AndwehavefollowedfieldandflockSincee’erwelearnttoride;

Byminer’scampandshearingshed,Inlandofheatanddrought,Wefollowedwhereourfortunesled,WithfortunealwaysonaheadAndalwaysfurtherout。

Thewindisinthebarley-grass,Thewattlesareinbloom;

ThebreezesgreetusastheypassWithhoney-sweetperfume;

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TheparakeetsgoscreamingbyWithflashofgoldenwing,Andfromtheswampthewild-duckscryTheirlong-drawnnoteofrevelry,RejoicingattheSpring。

SothrowthewearypenasideAndletthepapersrest,ForwemustsaddleupandrideTowardsthebluehill’sbreast;

AndwemusttravelfarandfastAcrosstheirruggedmaze,TofindtheSpringofYouthatlast,AndcallbackfromtheburiedpastTheoldAustralianways。

WhenClancytookthedrover’strackInyearsoflongago,HedriftedtotheouterbackBeyondtheOverflow;

Byrollingplainandrockyshelf,Withstockwhipinhishand,Hereachedatlast,ohluckyelf,TheTownofCome-and-help-yourselfInRough-and-readyLand。

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AndifitbethatyouwouldknowThetracksheusedtoride,ThenyoumustsaddleupandgoBeyondtheQueenslandside-

Beyondthereachofruleorlaw,Toridethelongdaythrough,InNature’shomestead-filledwithaweYouthenmightseewhatClancysawAndknowwhatClancyknew。

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THEBALLADOFTHECALLIOPE

BYthefarSamoanshore,Wheretheleague-longrollerspourAllthewashofthePacificonthecoral-guardedbay,Ridinglightlyattheirease,Inthecalmoftropicseas,Thethreegreatnations’warshipsattheiranchorsproudlylay。

Ridinglightly,headtowind,Withthecoralreefsbehind,ThreeGermansandthreeYankeeshipsweremirroredintheblue;

AndononeshipunfurledWastheflagthatrulestheworld-

ForontheoldCalliopetheflagofEnglandflew。

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Whenthegentleoff-shorebreeze,Thathadscarcelystirredthetrees,Droppeddowntoutterstillness,andtheglassbegantofall,AwayacrossthemainLoweredthecominghurricane,Andfarawaytoseawardhungthecloudwracklikeapall。

Ifthewordhadpassedaround,`Letusmovetosaferground;

`Letussteamawaytoseaward’-thenthistalewerenottotell!

ButeachCaptainseemedtosay`Iftheothersstay,Istay!’

Andtheylingeredattheirmooringstilltheshadesofeveningfell。

Thenthecloudwracknearedthemfast,Andtherecameasuddenblast,Andthehurricanecameleapingdownathousandmilesofmain!

Likealiononitsprey,Leaptthestormfiendonthebay,Andthevesselsshookandshiveredastheircablesfeltthestrain。

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Asthesurgingseascameby,Thatwererunningmountainshigh,Thevesselsstarteddragging,driftingslowlytothelee;

AndthedarknessofthenightHidthecoralreefsfromsight,AndtheCaptainsdarednotriskthechancetogropetheirwaytosea。

Inthedarktheydarednotshift!

Theywereforcedtowaitanddrift;

Allhandsstoodbyuncertainwouldtheanchorsholdorno。

ButthemenondeckcouldseeIfachanceofhopemightbe-

Therewaslittlechanceofsafetyforthemenwhowerebelow。

Throughthatlong,longnightofdread,Whilethestormragedoverhead,Theywerewaitingbytheirengines,withthefurnacefiresaroar。

Sotheywaited,staunchandtrue,Thoughtheyknew,andwelltheyknew,Theymustdrownlikeratsimprisonedifthevesseltouchedtheshore。

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Whenthegreydawnbrokeatlast,Andthelong,longnightwaspast,Whilethehurricaneredoubled,lestitspreyshouldstealaway,Ontherocks,allsmashedandstrewn,WeretheGermanvesselsthrown,WhiletheYankees,swampedandhelpless,driftedshorewardsdownthebay。

ThenatlastspokeCaptainKane,`Allouranchorsareinvain,`AndtheGermansandtheYankeestheyhavedriftedtothelee!

`Cutthecablesatthebow!

`Wemusttrusttheenginesnow!

`Givehersteam,andletherhaveit,lads,we’llfightherouttosea!’

AndtheanswercamewithcheersFromthestalwartengineers,Fromthegrimandgrimyfiremenatthefurnacesbelow;

AndabovethesullenroarOfthebreakersontheshoreCamethethrobbingoftheenginesastheylabouredtoandfro。

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Ifthestrainshouldfindaflaw,Shouldaboltorrivetdraw,Then-Godhelpthem!forthevesselwereaplaythinginthetide!

Withafaceofhonestcheer,QuothanEnglishengineer,`IwillanswerfortheenginesthatwerebuiltonoldThamesside!

`Forthestaysandstanchionstaut,`Fortherivetstrulywrought,`Forthevalvesthatfittheirfacesasagloveshouldfitthehand。

`Givehereveryounceofpower,`Ifwemakeaknotanhour`Thenit’swayenoughtosteerherandwe’lldriveherfromtheland。’

Likeafoamflaketossedandthrown,Shecouldbarelyholdherown,Whiletheothershipsallhelplesslyweredriftingtothelee。

ThroughthesmotherandtheroutThe`Calliope’steamedout-

AndtheycheeredherfromtheTrentonthatwasfounderinginthesea。

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Aye!driftingshorewardthere,Allhelplessastheywere,Theirvesselhurleduponthereefsasweedashoreishurled。

WithoutathoughtoffearTheYankeesraisedacheer-

AcheerthatEnglish-speakingfolkshouldechoroundtheworld。

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DOTHEYKNOW

Dotheyknow?AttheturntothestraightWherethefavouritesfail,AndeveryatomofweightIstellingitstale;

Assomegrimoldstayerhard-pressedRunstruetohisbreed,AndwithheadjustinfrontoftherestFightsoninthelead;

Whenthejockeysareoutwiththewhips,Withafurlongtogo;

Andthebackersgrowwhitetothelips-

Doyouthinktheydon’tknow?

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Gatherscold,andtheysobwithdistressAstheyrollupthetrack,TheyknowjustaswelltheirsuccessAsthemanontheirback。

Astheywalkthroughadensehumanlane,Thatswaystoandfro,Andcheersthemagainandagain,Doyouthinktheydon’tknow?

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THEPASSINGOFGUNDAGAI

`I’LLintrodooceafriend!’hesaid,`Andifyou’vegotavacantpen`You’dbettertakehimintheshed`Andstarthimshearingstraightahead,`He’soneoftheseherequietmen。

`Heneverstrikes-thatain’thisgame;

`Nomatterwhattheotherstry`Hegoesonshearingjustthesame。

`Ineverrightlyknewhisname-

`Wealwayscallhim``Gundagai’’!’

OurflashestshearerthenhadgoneTotrainaracehorseforarace,AndwhilehissportingfitwasonHecouldn’tbereliedupon,So`Gundagai’shoreinhisplace。

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Alasforman’sveracity!

Forreputationsfalseandtrue!

This`Gundagai’turnedouttobe,Forstrifeandall-roundvillainy,TheveryworstIeverknew!

HestartedracingJackDevine,AndgrumbledwhenImadehimstop。

Thepaceheshowedwasextrafine,Butallthosepure-bredewesofmineWerebleedinglikeabutcher’sshop。

Hecursedthesheep,hecursedtheshed,Fromrooftorafter,floortoshelf;

Asformymongrelewes,hesaid,IoughttogetarazorbladeAndshavethebloomingthingsmyself。

OnSundayshecontrolleda`school’,Andplayed`two-up’thelivelongday;

AndmanyayoungconfidingfoolHeshoreofhisfinancialwool;

Andwhenhelosthewouldnotpay。

Heorganisedashearers’race,And`touched’metoprovidetheprize。

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HispackhorseshowedsurprisingpaceAndwonhandsdown-hewasTheAce,Awell-knownracehorseindisguise。

NextdaythebruiseroftheshedDisplayedanopal-tintedeye,Withlargecontusionsonhishead。

Hesmiledasicklysmile,andsaidHe’d`hadacutat``Gundagai’’!’

ButjustasweweregettingfullOf`Gundagai’andallhisways,Atelegramfor`HenryBull’

Arrived。Saidhe,`That’sme-allwool!

`Let’sseewhatthisheremessagesays。’

Heopenedit,hisfacegrewwhite,Hedroppedtheshearsandturnedaway。

Itran,`Yourwifetookbadlastnight;

`Comehomeatonce-notimetowrite,`Wefearshemaynotlasttheday。’

Hegothischeque-Ididn’tcareTodockhimformymangledewes;

Hisstoreaccount-we`calleditsquare’。

Poorwretch!hehadenoughtobear,Confrontedbysuchdreadfulnews。

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TheshearersraisedalittlepurseTohelpamate,asshearerswill,`Topaythedoctorandthenurse,`Andifthereshouldbesomethingworse-

`Topaytheundertaker’sbill。’

Theywrunghishandinsympathy,Herodeawaywithoutaword,Hisheadhungdowninmisery。

AwanderinghawkerpassingbyWastoldofwhathadjustoccurred。

`Well!that’sacuriousthing,’hesaid,`I’veknownthatfellerallhislife-

`He’shadtheloanofthishereshed!

`Iknowhiswifeain’tnearlydead,`Becausehehasn’tgotawife!’……

YoushouldhaveheardthewhipcordcrackAsangryshearersgallopedby,Invaintheytriedtofetchhimback。

AlittledustalongthetrackWasalltheysawof`Gundagai’。

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THEWARGEILAHHANDICAP

WARGEILAHtownisverysmall,There’snocathedralnoraclub,Infactthetownship,allinall,Isjustoneunpretentiouspub;

Andthere,fromallthestationsround,Thelocalsportsmencanbefound。

ThesportsmenofWargeilahsideAreveryfewbutveryfit:

There’sscarcelyanysportbeentriedButwhattheyheldtheirownatitInfact,tosearchtheirrecordso’er,Theyheldtheirownandsomethingmore。

’TwasroundaboutWargeilahtownAnEnglishnew-chumdidinfest:

HeusedtowanderupanddownInbaggyEnglishbreechesdrest-

HismentalaspectseemedtobeJuststolidself-sufficiency。

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ThelocalsportsmenvainlysoughtHistranquilcalmtocounteract,ByurgingthatheshouldbebroughtWithintheNoxiousCreaturesAct。

`Nay,harmhimnot,’saidonemorewise,`Heisablessingindisguise!

`Yousee,hewantstobuyahorse,`Toride,andhunt,andsteeplechase,`Andcarryladies,too,ofcourse,`Andpullacartandwinarace。

`Goodgracious!hemustbeaflat`Tothinkhe’llgetahorselikethat!

`Butsincehehassolittlesense`Andsuchalotofcashtoburn,`We’llsellhimsomeexperience`Bywhichaloneafoolcanlearn。

`SupposewelethimhaveTheTrap`TowinWargeilahHandicap!’

Andhere,ImustexplaintoyouThat,roundaboutWargeilahrun,TherelivedaveryagedscrewWhosedaysofbrilliancyweredone:

Agrandoldwarriorinhisprime-

Butagewillbeatusallintime。

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Atrooper’shorseinseasonspastHedidhissharetokeepthepeace,Buttooktofalling,andatlastWascastforagefromthePolice。

ApublicanatConroy’sGapThenboughtandchristenedhimTheTrap。

Whengrasswasgood,andhorsesdear,HechangedhisownernowandthenAtpricesrangingsomewherenearTheneighbourhoodoftwopoundten:

AndmanfullyheearnedhiskeepByyardingcowsandrationsheep。

TheybroughthiminfromoffthegrassAndfedandgroomedtheoldhorseup;

Hiscoatbegantoshinelikeglass-

You’dthinkhe’dwintheMelbourneCup。

Andwhenthey’dgothimfatandflashTheyaskedthenew-chum-fifty-cash!

Andwhenhesaidthepricewashigh,Theirindignationknewnobounds。

Theysaid,`It’sseldomyoucanbuy`Ahorselikethatforfiftypounds!

`We’llrefundtwentyifTheTrap`Shouldfailtowinthehandicap!’

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Thedeedwasdone,thepricewaspaid,Thenew-chumputthehorseintrain:

ThelocalsportsweremuchafraidThathewouldsadexperiencegain,Byracingwithsomeshearer’shack,Who’dbeathimhalf-wayroundthetrack。

So,onthisguilelessEnglishsparkTheydidmostferventlyimpressThathemustkeepthematterdark,AndnotletanypersonguessThathewaspurchasingTheTrapTowinWargeilahHandicap。

Theyspokeof`spielersfromTheBland’,And`championsfromtheCastlereagh’,AndgavetheyouthtounderstandThatallofthesewouldstopaway,Andspoiltherace,iftheyshouldhearThattheyhadgotTheTraptofear。

`Keepdark!They’llmusterthickasflies`Whenoncethenewsgetssentaround`We’regivingsuchasplendidprize-

`ASnowdonhorseworthfiftypound!

`They’llcomerightinfromDandaloo,`Andfind-thatit’sagifttoyou!’……

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Theracecameon-withnodisplay,Noranycallingofthecard,ButroundaboutthepuballdayAcrowdofshearers,drinkinghard,Andusinglanguageinastrain’Twereflatterytocallprofane。

Ourhero,dressedinsilkattire-

Bluejacketandascarletcap-

Withbootsthatshonelikeflamesoffire,NowdidhiscanteronTheTrap,Andwalkedhimupandroundabout,Untiltheothersteedscameout。

Heeyedthemwithahaughtylook,Butsawasightthatcaughthisbreath!

Itwas!AhJohn!TheChineecook!

Inbootsandbreeches!Paleasdeath!

Tiedwitharope,likeanysack,Uponapiebaldpony’sback!

Thenext,acolt-allmudandburrs!

Half-broken,withablackboyup,Whosaid,`Yougim’mepairo’spurs,Iwinthebloomin’MelbourneCup!’

ThesetwoweretoopposeTheTrapFortheWargeilahHandicap!

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They’reoff!Thecoltwhippeddownhishead,Andhumpedhisbackandgaveasqueal,Andbuckedintothedrinkingshed,RevolvinglikeaCath’rinewheel!

Menranlikerats!TheatmosphereWasfilledwithoathsandpintsofbeer!

ButupthecoursetheboldAhJohnBesideTheTrapracedneckandneck:

Theboyshadtiedhimfirmlyon,Whichultimatelyprovedhiswreck,Thesaddleturned,and,likeaclown,Herodesomedistanceupsidedown。

Hislegsaroundthehorseweretied,Hisfeettowardstheheavenswerespread,HeswungandbumpedateverystrideAndploughedthegroundupwithhishead!

Andwhentheyrescuedhim,TheTrapHadwonWargeilahHandicap!

AndnoenquirieswecouldmakeCouldtellbywhatfalsestatementsswayedAhJohnwasledtoundertakeAtasksoforeigntohistrade!

Heonlysmiledandsaid,`HooKi!

Istoptopside,Iwinall’li!’

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Butnever,inWargeilahTown,WasheardsoeloquentacheerAswhenthePresidentcamedown,Andtoasted,inColonialBeer,`Thefinestrideronthecourse!

`ThewinneroftheSnowdonHorse!’

`Yougoandgetyourprize,’hesaid,`He’swithawildmob,somewhereround`ThemountainsnearTheWatershed;

`He’shonestlyworthfiftypound,`Anoblehorse,indeed,towin,`Butnoneofuscanrunhimin!

`We’vechasedhimpoor,we’vechasedhimfat,`We’verunhimtillourhorsesdropped,`Butbysuchobstaclesasthat`Amanlikeyouwillnotbestopped,`You’llgoandyardhimanyday,`Sohere’syourhealth!Hooray!Hooray!’……

ThedaywoundupwithboozeandblowAndfightstillallwerewellcontent,Butofthenew-chum,allIknowIsshownbythisadvertisement-

`ForSale,thewell-knownracehorseTrap,`HewonWargeilahHandicap!’

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ANYOTHERTIME

ALLofusplayourverybestgame-

Anyothertime。

Golforbilliards,it’sallthesame-

Anyothertime。

Loseamatchandyoualwayssay,`Justmyluck!Iwas`off’to-day!

`Icouldhavebeatenhimquitehalf-way-

`Anyothertime!’

Afterafiveryououghttogo-

Anyothertime。

Everymanthatyouasksays`Oh,’

`Anyothertime。

`Lendyouafiver!I’dlendyoutwo,`ButI’moverdrawnandmybillsaredue,`Wishyou’daskme-now,mindyoudo-

`Anyothertime!’

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Fellowswillaskyououttodine-

Anyothertime。

`Notto-night,forwe’retwenty-nine-

`Anyothertime。

`Notto-morrow,forcook’sonstrike,`Notnextday,I’llbeoutonthebike-

`Justdropinwheneveryoulike-

`Anyothertime!’

Seasickpassengerslikethesea-

Anyothertime。

`Something……Iate……disagreed……withme!

`Anyothertime`Ocean-trav’llingis……simplybliss,`Mustbemy……liver……hasgoneamiss……

`Why,Iwould……laugh……atasea……likethis-

`Anyothertime。’……

Mostofusmeantobebettermen-

Anyothertime:

Regularuprightcharactersthen-

Anyothertime。

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YetsomehowastheyearsgobyStillwegambleanddrinkandlie,Whenitcomestothelastwe’llwanttodie-

Anyothertime!

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THELASTTRUMP

`YOUledthetrump,’theoldmansaidWithfuryinhiseye,`Andyetyouhopemygirltowed!

`Youngman!yourhopesoflovearefled,`’Twerebettersheshoulddie!

`Mysweetyoungdaughtersittingthere,`Soinnocentandplump!

`Youdon’tsupposethatshewouldcare`Towedanoutlawedmanwho’ddare`Toleadthethirteenthtrump!

`Ifyouhaddrawntheirleadingspade`Itmeantacertainwin!

`Butno!ByPembroke’smightyshade`Thethirteenthtrumpyouwentandplayed`Andlettheirdiamondsin!

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`Mygirl!Returnatmycommand`Hispresentsinalump!

`Returnhisring!Forunderstand`Nomanisfittoholdyourhand`Wholeadsathirteenthtrump!

`Buthold!Giveeverymanhisdue`Andeverydoghisday。

`Speakupandsaywhatmadeyoudo`Thisdreadfulthing-thatis,ifyou`Haveanythingtosay!’

Hespoke。`Imeantatfirst,’saidhe,`Togivetheirspadesabump:

`Orleadthehearts,butthenyousee`Ithoughtagainstustheremightbe,`Perhaps,afourteenthtrump!’

TheyburiedhimatdawnofdayBesidearuinedstump:

AndtherehesleepsthehoursawayAndwaitsforGabrieltoplayThelast-thefourteenth-trump。

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TARANDFEATHERS

OH!thecircusswoopeddownOntheNarrabritown,FortheNarrabripopulacemoneyedare;

AndtheshowmanhesmiledAtthefolkhebeguiledTocomeallthedistancefromGunnedah。

Butajuvenilesmart,Whoobjectedto`part’,Wentin`onthenod’,andtodoitheCrawledinthroughacrackInthetentattheback,Fortheboyhadnoslightingenuity。

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Andsayshewithagrin,`That’sthewaytogetin;

`ButIreckonI’dbetterbequietor`They’llspiflicateme,’

Andhechuckled,forheHadtheloanofthecircusproprietor。