第2章

Stevensonsingstheperilsandtheemotions。AllofuswhodidnotsufferunderparentsbroughtupontheviewsofMr。HerbertSpencerhaveendured,inchildhood,agooddealfromghosts。ButitisnothingtowhatJapanesechildrenbear,forourghostsaretothespectresofJapanasmoonlightistosunlight,oraswateruntowhisky。PersonallyImaysaythatfewpeoplehavebeenplaguedbytheterrorthatwalkethindarknessmorethanmyself。AttheearlyageoftenIhadthetalesoftheingeniousMr。EdgarPoeandofCharlotteBronte\"putintomyhands\"byacousinwhohadservedasaBashiBazouk,andknewnotthemeaningoffear。ButIDID,andperhapsevenNelsonwouldhavefoundout\"whatfearwas,\"ortheboyintheNorsetalewouldhave\"learnedtoshiver,\"ifhehadbeenleftalonetoperuse\'JaneEyre,\'andthe\'BlackCat,\'andthe\'FalloftheHouseofUsher,\'asIwas。EverynightIexpectedtowakeupinmycoffin,havingbeenprematurelyburied;ortohearsighsinthearea,followedbylight,unsteadyfootstepsonthestairs,andthentoseealadyallinawhiteshroudstainedwithbloodandclaystaggerintomyroom,thevictimoftoorapidinterment。Astothenotionthatmyrespectedkinsmanhadamadwifeconcealedonthepremises,andthatalunaticaunt,blackinthefacewithsuppressedmania,wouldburstintomychamber,itwascomparativelyaharmlessfancy,andnotparticularlydisturbing。Betweentheseandthe\'YellowDwarf,\'who(thoughonlytheinventionoftheCountessD\'Aulnoy)mightfrightenanervousinfantintohysterics,I

personallyhadasbadatimeofitinthenightwatchesasanyhappyBritishchildhassurvived。ButourogresarenothingtothebogieswhichmakenotonlynightbutdayterribletothestudiousinfantsofJapanandChina。

ChineseghostsareprobablymuchthesameasJapaneseghosts。TheJapanesehaveborrowedmostthings,includingapparitionsandawesomespritesandgrislyfiends,fromtheChinese,andthenhaveimprovedontheoriginalmodel。Nowwehaveaveryfull,complete,andhorror-strikingaccountofChineseharnts(asthecountrypeopleinTennesseecallthem)fromMr。HerbertGiles,whohastranslatedscoresofChineseghoststoriesinhis\'StrangeTalesfromaChineseStudio\'(DelaRue,1880)。Mr。Giles\'svolumesprovethatChinaistheplaceforMessrs。GurneyandMyers,thesecretariesofthePsychicalSociety。

Ghostsdonotliveahole-and-cornerlifeinChina,butboldlycomeoutandtaketheirpartinthepleasuresandbusinessoflife。Ithasalwaysbeenaquestionwithmewhetherghosts,inahauntedhouse,appearwhenthereisnoaudience。WhatdoesthespectreinthetapestriedchamberdowhenthehouseisNOTfull,andnoguestisputintheroomtoburystrangersin,thehauntedroom?Doestheghostsulkandcomplainthatthereis\"nohouse,\"andrefusetorehearsehislittleperformance,inaconscientiousanddisinterestedlyartisticspirit,whendeprivedoftheartist\'struepleasure,theawakeningofsympatheticemotioninthemindofthespectator?Wegivetoolittlethoughtandsympathytoghosts,whoinouroldcastlesandcountryhousesoftenfindnoonetoappeartofromyear\'sendtoyear\'s-end。Onlynowandthenisaguestplacedinthe\"hauntedroom。\"ThenIliketofancythegleeoftheladyingreenortheradiantboy,ortheheadlessman,ortheoldgentlemaninsnuff-colouredclothes,ashe,orshe,recognisesthepresenceofaspectator,andpreparestogivehisorherbesteffectsinthefamiliarstyle。

NowinChinaandJapancertainlyaghostdoesnotwaittillpeopleenterthehauntedroom:aghost,likeapersonoffashion,\"goeseverywhere。\"Moreover,hehasthisartisticexcellence,thatveryoftenyoudon\'tknowhimfromanembodiedperson。Hecounterfeitsmortalitysocleverlythathe(theghost)hasbeenknowntopersonateacandidateforhonours,andpassanexaminationforhim。

Apleasingexampleofthiskind,illustratingthelimitationsofghosts,istoldinMr。Giles\'sbook。AgentlemanofHuaiShangnamedChou-t\'ien-ihadarrivedattheageoffifty,buthisfamilyconsistedofbutoneson,afineboy,\"strangelyaversefromstudy,\"

asiftherewereanythingstrangeinTHAT。Onedaythesondisappearedmysteriously,aspeopledofromWestHam。Inayearhecameback,saidhehadbeendetainedinaTaoistmonastery,and,toallmen\'samazement,tooktohisbooks。NextyearheobtainedisB。A。degree,aFirstClass。Alltheneighbourhoodwasoverjoyed,forHuaiShangwaslikePembrokeCollege(Oxford),where,accordingtothepoet,\"FirstClassmenarefewandfarbetween。\"Itwaswhoshouldhavethehonourofgivinghisdaughterasbridetothisintellectualmarvel。Averynicegirlwasselected,butmostunexpectedlytheB。A。wouldnotmarry。Thisnearlybrokehisfather\'sheart。Theoldgentlemanknew,accordingtoChinesebelief,thatifhehadnograndchildtherewouldbenooneinthenextgenerationtofeedhisownghostandpayitallthelittleneedfulattentions。\"Picturethenthefathernamingandinsistingontheday;\"tillK\'o-ch\'ang,B。A。,gotupandranaway。Hismothertriedtodetainhim,whenhisclothes\"cameoffinherhand,\"andthebachelorvanished!Nextdayappearedtherealfleshandbloodson,whohadbeenkidnappedandenslaved。ThegenuineK\'o-ch\'angwasoverjoyedtohearofhisapproachingnuptials。Theritesweredulycelebrated,andinlessthanayeartheoldgentlemanwelcomedhismuch-longed-forgrandchild。But,oddlyenough,K\'o-ch\'ang,thoughveryjollyanduniversallybeloved,wasasstupidasever,andreadnothingbutthesportingintelligenceinthenewspapers。

ItwasnowuniversallyadmittedthatthelearnedK\'o-ch\'anghadbeenanimpostor,acleverghost。Itfollowsthatghostscantakeaverygooddegree;butladiesneednotbeafraidofmarryingghosts,owingtotheinveterateshynessoftheselearnedspectres。

TheChineseghostisbynomeansalwaysamalevolentperson,as,indeed,hasalreadybeenmadeclearfromtheaffectingnarrativeoftheghostwhopassedanexamination。EventhespectrewhichanswersinChinatothestatuein\'DonJuan,\'thestatuewhichacceptsinvitationstodinner,isanythingbutamalevolentguest。SomuchmaybegatheredfromthestoryofChuandLu。Chuwasanundergraduateofgreatcourageandbodilyvigour,butdullofwit。

Hewasamarriedman,andhischildren(asintheoldOxfordlegend)

oftenrushedintotheirmother\'spresence,shouting,\"Mamma!mammalpapa\'sbeenpluckedagain!\"OnceitchancedthatChuwasatawineparty,andthenegus(afavouritebeverageoftheCelestials)haddoneitswork。HisyoungfriendsbettedChuabird\'s-nestdinnerthathewouldnotgotothenearesttemple,entertheroomdevotedtocolouredsculpturesrepresentingthetormentsofPurgatory,andcarryofftheimageoftheChinesejudgeofthedead,theirOsirisorRhadamanthus。OffwentoldChu,andsoonreturnedwiththeaugusteffigy(whichwore\"agreenface,aredbeard,andahideousexpression\")inhisarms。Theothermenwerefrightened,andbeggedChutorestorehisworshiptohisplaceontheinfernalbench。

Beforecarryingbacktheworthymagistrate,Chupouredalibationonthegroundandsaid,\"Wheneveryourexcellencyfeelssodisposed,I

shallbegladtotakeacupofwinewithyouinafriendlyway。\"

Thatverynight,asChuwastakingastirrupcupbeforegoingtobed,theghostoftheawfuljudgecametothedoorandentered。Chupromptlyputthekettleon,mixedthenegus,andmadeanightofitwiththefestivefiend。Theirfriendshipwasneverinterruptedfromthatmoment。ThejudgeevengaveChuanewheart(literally)

wherebyhewasenabledtopassexaminations;fortheheart,inChina,istheseatofalltheintellectualfaculties。ForMrs。Chu,aplainwomanwithafinefigure,theghostprovidedanewhead,ofahandsomegirlrecentlyslainbyarobber。EvenafterChu\'sdeaththegenialspectredidnotneglecthim,butobtainedforhimanappointmentasregistrarinthenextworld,withacertainrankattached。

Thenextworld,amongtheChinese,seemstobeaparadiseofbureaucracy,patentplaces,jobs,mandarins\'buttonsandtails,and,inshort,theheavenofofficialism。AllcivilisedreadersareacquaintedwithMr。Stockton\'shumorousstoryof\'TheTransferredGhost。\'InMr。Stockton\'sviewamandoesnotalwaysgethisownghostship;thereisavigorouscompetitionamongspiritsforgoodghostships,andagreatdealofintrigueandpartyfeeling。Itmaybelongbeforeadisembodiedspectregetsanyghostshipatall,andthen,ifhehaslittleinfluence,hemaybegladtotakeachanceofhauntingtheBoardofTrade,orthePostOffice,insteadof\"walking\"intheForeignOffice。OnespiritmaywinapostasWhiteLadyintheimperialpalace,whileanotherisputoffwithapositioninanoldcollegelibrary,orperhapshastofollowthefortunesofsomeseedy\"medium\"throughboarding-housesandthird-

ratehotels。NowthisispreciselytheChineseviewofthefatesandfortunesofghosts。Quisquesuospatimurmanes。

InChina,tobebrief,andtoquoteaghost(whooughttoknowwhathewasspeakingabout),\"supernaturalsaretobefoundeverywhere。\"

Thisisthefactthatmakeslifesopuzzlingandterribletoachildofabelievingandtrustfulcharacter。TheseOrientalbogiesdonotappearinthedarkalone,oronlyinhauntedhouses,oratcross-

roads,oringloomywoods。Theyareeverywhere:everymanhashisownghost,everyplacehasitspeculiarhauntingfiend,everynaturalphenomenonhasitsinformingspirit;everyquality,ashunger,greed,envy,malice,hasanembodiedvisibleshapeprowlingaboutseekingwhatitmaydevour。Whereourscience,forexample,sees(orrathersmells)sewergas,theJapanesebeholdaslimy,meagre,insatiatewraith,crawlingtodevourthelivesofmen。

Whereweseeastormofsnow,theirlivelierfancybeholdsacomicsnow-ghost,aqueer,grinningoldmanunderavastumbrella。

TheillustrationsinthispaperareonlyafewspecimenschosenoutofmanyvolumesofJapanesebogies。Wehavenotventuredtocopytheverymostawfulspectres,nordaredtobeashorridaswecan。

Thesenativedrawings,too,aregenerallycolouredregardlessofexpense,andthecolouringisoftenhorriblyluridandsatisfactory。

Thisembellishment,fortunatelyperhaps,wecannotreproduce。

Meanwhile,ifanychildlooksintothisessay,lethim(orher)notbealarmedbythepictureshebeholds。Japaneseghostsdonotliveinthiscountry;therearenoneofthemevenattheJapaneseLegation。Justasbears,lions,andrattlesnakesarenottobeseriouslydreadedinourwoodsandcommons,sotheJapaneseghostcannotbreathe(anymorethanaslavecan)intheairofEnglandorAmerica。WedonotyetevenkeepanyghostlyzoologicalgardeninwhichthebogiesofJapanese,Australians,RedIndians,andotherdistantpeoplesmaybeaccommodated。Suchanestablishmentisperhapstobedesiredintheinterestsofpsychicalresearch,butthatformofresearchhasnotyetbeenendowedbyacultivatedandprogressivegovernment。

Thefirsttoattractourattentionrepresents,asIunderstand,thecommonghost,orsimulacrumvulgareofpsychicalscience。Tothiscomplexionmustweallcome,accordingtothebestJapaneseopinion。

Eachofuscontainswithinhim\"somewhatofashadowybeing,\"likethespectredescribedbyDr。Johnson:somethingliketheEgyptian\"Ka,\"forwhichthecuriousmayconsulttheworksofMissAmeliaB。

EdwardsandotherlearnedOrientalists。ThemostrecentFrenchstudentofthesematters,theauthorof\'L\'HommePosthume,\'isofopinionthatwedonotallpossessthisdouble,withitspowerofsurvivingourbodilydeath。Hethinks,too,thatourghost,whenitdoessurvive,hasbutrarelytheenergyandenterprisetomakeitselfvisibletooraudibleby\"shadow-castingmen。\"Insomeextremecasestheghost(accordingtoourFrenchauthority,thatofadiscipleofM。Comte)feedsfearsomelyonthebodiesoftheliving。Innoeventdoeshebelievethataghostlastsmuchlongerthanahundredyears。Afterthatitmizzlesintospectre,andisresolvedintoitselements,whatevertheymaybe。

Asomewhatsimilarand(tomyownmind)probablysoundtheoryofghostsprevailsamongsavagetribes,andamongsuchpeoplesastheancientGreeks,themodernHindoos,andotherancestorworshippers。

Whenfeeding,astheyalldo,orusedtodo,theghostsoftheancestraldead,theygavespecialattentiontotheclaimsofthedeadofthelastthreegenerations,leavingghostsolderthanthecenturytolookaftertheirownsuppliesofmeatanddrink。Thenegligencetestifiestoanotionthatveryoldghostsareoflittleaccount,forgoodorevil。Ontheotherhand,asregardsthelongevityofspectres,wemustnotshutoureyestotheexampleofthebogieinancientarmourwhichappearsinGlamisCastle,ortotheJesuitofQueenElizabeth\'sdatethathauntsthelibrary(andaveryniceplacetohaunt:Iasknobetter,asaghostinthePavilionatLord\'smightcauseascandal)ofanEnglishnobleman。

Withtheseinstantiaecontradictoriae,asBaconcallsthem,presenttoourminds,wemustnot(inthepresentconditionofpsychicalresearch)dogmatisetoohastilyaboutthespanoflifeallottedtothesimulacrumvulgare。Veryprobablyhischancesofaprolongedexistenceareininverseratiotothesquareofthedistanceoftimewhichsevershimfromourmoderndays。NoonehaseverevenpretendedtoseetheghostofanancientRomanburiedintheseislands,stilllessofaPictorScot,oraPalaeolithicman,welcomeassuchanapparitionwouldbetomanyofus。Thustheevidencedoescertainlylookasiftherewereakindofstatuteoflimitationsamongghosts,which,frommanypointsofview,isnotanarrangementatwhichweshouldrepine。

TheJapaneseartistexpresseshisownsenseofthecasualandfluctuatingnatureofghostsbydrawinghisspectreinshakylines,asifthemodelhadgiventheartistthehorrors。Thissimulacrumrisesoutoftheearthlikeanexhalation,andgroupsitselfintoshapeabovethespadewithwhichallthatiscorporealofitslateownerhasbeeninterred。Pleaseremarktheuncomfortedanddismalexpressionofthesimulacrum。Wemustrememberthattheghostor\"Ka\"isnotthe\"soul,\"whichhasotherdestiniesinthefutureworld,goodorevil,butisonlyashadowyresemblance,condemned,asintheEgyptiancreed,todwellinthetombandhovernearit。

TheChineseandJapanesehavetheirowndefinitetheoryofthenextworld,andwemustbynomeansconfusetheeternalfortunesofthepermanent,conscious,andresponsibleself,alreadyinhabitingotherworldsthanours,withtheeccentricvagariesofthesemi-materialtomb-hauntinglarva,whichsooftendevelopsanoisyandbear-

fightingdispositionquiteunlikethecharacterofitsproprietorinlife。

Thenextbogie,solimpandwashed-outasheseems,withhiswhite,drooping,drippingarmsandhands,remindsusofthathorridFrenchspeciesofapparition,\"lalavandieredelanuit,\"whowashesdeadmen\'slineninthemoonlitpoolsandrivers。Whetherthissimulacrumbemeantforthespiritofthewell(foreverythinghasitsspiritinJapan),orwhetheritbetheghostofsomemortaldrownedinthewell,Icannotsaywithabsolutecertainty;buttheopinionofthelearnedtendstotheformerconclusion。NaturallyaJapanesechild,whensentinthedusktodrawwater,willdosowithfearandtrembling,forthislimp,floppyapparitionmightscaretheboldest。Anotherbogie,aterriblecreationoffancy,Itaketobeavampire,aboutwhichthecuriouscanreadinDomCalmet,whowilltellthemhowwholevillagesinHungaryhavebeendepopulatedbyvampires;orhemaystudyinFauriel\'s\'ChansonsdelaGreceModerne\'thevampiresofmodernHellas。

Anotherplan,andperhapsevenmoresatisfactorytoatimidorsuperstitiousmind,istoreadinalonelyhouseatmidnightastorynamed\'Carmilla,\'printedinMr。SheridanLeFanu\'s\'InaGlassDarkly。\'Thatworkwillgiveyouthepeculiarsentimentofvampirism,willproduceagelidperspiration,andreducethepatienttoaconditioninwhichhewillbeafraidtolookroundtheroom。

If,whileinthismood,someonetellshimMr。AugustusHare\'sstoryofCrooglinGrange,hiseducationinthepracticeandtheoryofvampireswillbecomplete,andhewillbeaveryproperandwell-

qualifiedinmateofEarlswoodAsylum。ThemostawfulJapanesevampire,caughtred-handedintheact,ahideous,bestialincarnationofghoulishness,wehavecarefullyrefrainedfromreproducing。

Scarcelymoreagreeableisthebogie,orwitch,blowingfromhermouthamalevolentexhalation,anembodimentofmalignantandmaleficentsorcery。Thevapourwhichfliesandcurlsfromthemouthconstitutes\"asending,\"inthetechnicallanguageofIcelandicwizards,andiscapable(inIceland,atallevents)ofassumingtheformofsomedetestablesupernaturalanimal,todestroythelifeofahatedrival。Inthecaseofourlastexampleitisveryhardindeedtomakeheadortailofthespectrerepresented。Chinksandcranniesarehisdomain;throughthesehedropsuponyou。Heisamerrybutnotanattractiveorgenialghost。Wheretherearesuch\"visionsabout\"itmaybeadmittedthatchildren,apttobelieveinallsuchfancies,haveayouthofvariegatedandintensemisery,recurringwithspecialvigouratbed-time。Butwelookagainatourfirstpicture,andhopeandtrustthatJapaneseboysandgirlsareashappyasthesejollylittlecreaturesappear。

GHOSTSINTHELIBRARY

Suppose,whennowthehouseisdumb,Whenlightsareout,andashesfall-

SupposetheirancientownerscomeToclaimourspoilsofshopandstall,Ahme!withinthenarrowhallHowstrangeamobwouldmeetandgo,Whatfamousfolkwouldhauntthemall,Octavo,quarto,folio!

ThegreatNapoleonlayshishandUponthiseagle-headedN,ThatmarksforhisapamphletbannedByallbutscandal-lovingmen,-

AlibelfromsomenamelessdenOfFrankfort,——ArnaudalaSphere,Whereinonespilt,withvenalpen,Lieso\'erthelovesofMoliere。{3}

Anothershade——hedoesnotsee\"Boney,\"thefoemanofhisrace-

ThegreatSirWalter,thisisheWiththatgravehomelyBorderface。

HeclaimshispoemofthechaseThatrangBenvoirlich\'svalleythrough;

AndTHIS,thatdoththelineagetraceAndfortunesoftheboldBuccleuch;{4}

Forthesewerehis,andthesehegaveToonewhodweltbesidethePeel,ThatmurmurswithitstinywaveTojointheTweedatAshestiel。

Nowthickasmotestheshadowswheel,Andfindtheirown,andclaimashareOfbookswhereinRiboudiddeal,OrRoullandsoldtowiseColbert。{5}

Whatfamousfolkofoldarehere!

Aroyaldukecomesdowntous,AndgreatlywantshisElzevir,HisPagantutor,Lucius。{6}

AndBeckfordclaimsanamorousOldheatheninmoroccoblue;{7}

AndwhodemandsEobanusButstatelyJacquesAugustedeThou!{8}

Theycome,thewise,thegreat,thetrue,Theyjostleonthenarrowstair,ThefrolicCountessdeVerrue,Lamoignon,ay,andLongepierre,Thenewandelderdeadarethere-

Thelordsofspeech,andsong,andpen,Gambetta,{9}Schlegel{10}andtherareDrummondofhauntedHawthornden。{11}

Ah,andwiththose,ahundredmore,Whosenames,whosedeeds,arequiteforgot:

Brave\"Smiths\"and\"Thompsons\"bythescore,Scrawleduponmanyashabby\"lot。\"

ThisplaybookwasthejoyofPott{12}-

Pott,forwhomnownomortalgrieves。

Ournames,likehis,rememberednot,Likehis,shallflutteronfly-leaves!

AtleastinpleasantcompanyWebookishghosts,perchance,mayflit;

Amanmayturnapage,andsigh,Seeingone\'sname,tothinkofit。

Beauty,orPoet,Sage,orWit,Mayopeourbook,andmuseawhile,Andfallintoadreamingfit,Asnowwedream,andwake,andsmile!

LITERARYFORGERIES

Inthewholeamusinghistoryofimpostures,thereisnomoredivertingchapterthanthatwhichdealswithliteraryfrauds。Nonecontainsamoregrotesquerevelationofthesmallnessandthecomplexityofhumannature,andnone——noteventherecordsoftheTichbornetrial,norofgeneralelections——displaysmorepleasantlythedepthsofmortalcredulity。Theliteraryforgerisusuallyacleverman,anditisnecessaryforhimtobeatleastonalevelwiththeliteraryknowledgeandcriticalscienceofhistime。Buthowlowthatlevelcommonlyappearstobe!ThinkofthesuccessofIreland,aboyofeighteen;thinkofChatterton;thinkofSurteesofMainsforth,whotookinthegreatSirWalterhimself,thefatherofallthemthatareskilledinballadlore。Howsimpleweretheartificesoftheseingeniousimpostors,theirresourceshowscanty;

howhand-to-mouthandimprovisedwastheirwholeprocedure!Timeshavealteredalittle。JoSmith\'srevelationandfamed\'GoldenBible\'onlycarriedcaptivethepolygamouspopulusquivultdecipi,reasonersalittlelowerthaneventhebelieversinAnglo-Israel。

TheMoabiteIreland,whooncegaveMr。ShapirathefamousMS。ofDeuteronomy,butdidnotdeludeM。Clermont-Ganneau,wasdoubtlessasmartman;hewas,however,alittletooindolent,alittletooeasilysatisfied。Hemighthaveprocuredbetterandlessrecognisablematerialsthanhisold\"synagoguerolls;\"inshort,hetookrathertoolittletrouble,andcametothewrongmarket。A

literaryforgeryoughtfirst,perhaps,toappealtothecredulous,andonlyslowlyshoulditcome,withtheprestigeofhavingalreadywonmanybelievers,beforethelearnedworld。TheinscriberofthePhoenicianinscriptionsinBrazil(ofallplaces)wasacleverman。

HisaccountofthevoyageofHiramtoSouthAmericaprobablygainedsomecredenceinBrazil,whileinEnglanditonlycarriedcaptiveMr。Day,authorof\'ThePrehistoricUseofIronandSteel。\'ButtheBrazilians,fromlackofenergy,havedroppedthesubject,andthePhoenicianinscriptionsofBrazilarelesssuccessful,afterall,thantheMoabitestone,aboutwhichonebeginstoentertaindisagreeabledoubts。

Themotivesoftheliteraryforgerarecuriouslymixed;buttheymay,perhaps,beanalysedroughlyintopiety,greed,\"push,\"andloveoffun。Manyliteraryforgerieshavebeenpiousfrauds,perpetratedintheinterestsofachurch,apriesthood,oradogma。

Thenwehavefraudsofgreed,asif,forexample,aforgershouldofferhiswaresforamillionofmoneytotheBritishMuseum;orwhenhetriestopalmoffhisSamaritanGospelonthe\"BadSamaritan\"oftheBodleian。Nextwecometoplayfulfrauds,orfraudsintheiroriginplayful,like(perhaps)theShakespearianforgeriesofIreland,thesupercheriesofProsperMerimee,theshamantiqueballads(veryspiritedpoemsintheirway)ofSurtees,andmanyotherexamples。Occasionallyithashappenedthatforgeries,begunforthemeresakeofexertingtheimitativefaculty,andofraisingalaughagainstthelearned,havebeenperseveredwithinearnest。Thehumorousdeceitsare,ofcourse,themostpardonable,thoughitisdifficulttoforgivetheyoungarchaeologistwhotookinhisownfatherwithfalseGreekinscriptions。Butthisstorymaybeamerefableamongstarchaeologists,whoareconstantlyaccusingeachotherofallmannerofcrimes。Thenthereareforgeriesby\"pushing\"men,whohopetogetareadingforpoemswhich,ifputforthasnew,wouldbeneglected。Thereremainforgeriesofwhichthemotivesaresocomplexastoremainforeverobscure。Wemaygenerallyascribethemtoloveofnotorietyintheforger;suchnotorietyasMacphersonwonbyhisdubiouspinchbeckOssian。Moredifficultstilltounderstandaretheforgerieswhichrealscholarshavecommittedorconnivedatforthepurposeofsupportingsomeopinionwhichtheyheldwithearnestness。Thereisaveinofmadnessandself-deceitinthecharacterofthemanwhohalf-

persuadeshimselfthathisownfalsefactsaretrue。ThePayneColliercaseisthusoneofthemostdifficultintheworldtoexplain,foritisequallyhardtosupposethatMr。PayneCollierwastakeninbythenotesonthefoliohegavetheworld,andtoholdthathewashimselfguiltyofforgerytosupporthisownopinions。

Thefurtherwegobackinthehistoryofliteraryforgeries,themore(asisnatural)dowefindthemtobeofapiousorpriestlycharacter。Whentheclergyalonecanwrite,onlytheclergycanforge。Insuchagespeopleareinterestedchieflyinpropheciesandwarnings,or,iftheyarecarefulaboutliterature,itisonlywhenliteraturecontainssomekindoftitle-deeds。ThusSolonissaidtohaveforgedalineintheHomericcatalogueoftheshipsforthepurposeofprovingthatSalamisbelongedtoAthens。Butthegreatantiqueforger,the\"Ionianfatheroftherest,\"is,doubtless,Onomacritus。Thereexists,tobesure,anEgyptianinscriptionprofessingtobeofthefourth,butprobablyofthetwenty-sixth,dynasty。TheGermansholdthelatterview;theFrench,frompatrioticmotives,maintaintheoppositeopinion。Butthisforgeryisscarcely\"literary。\"

InevercanthinkofOnomacrituswithoutacertainrespect:hebegantheforgingbusinesssoveryearly,andwas(apartfromthisfailing)suchanimposingandmagnificentlyrespectablecharacter。

ThesceneoftheerrorandthedetectionofOnomacrituspresentsitselfalwaystomeinakindofpictorialvision。Itisnight,theclear,windlessnightofAthens;notoftheAthenswhoseruinsremain,butoftheancientcitythatsankinashesduringtheinvasionofXerxes。ThetimeisthetimeofPisistratusthesuccessfultyrant;thesceneistheancienttemple,thestatelyhouseofAthene,thefanewherethesacredserpentwasfedoncakes,andtheprimevalolive-treegrewbesidethewellofPosidon。Thedarknessofthetemple\'sinmostshrineislitbytherayofoneearthenlamp。Youdimlydiscernthemajesticformofavenerablemanstoopingaboveacofferofcedarandivory,carvedwiththeexploitsofthegoddess,andwithboustrophedoninscriptions。InhishairthisarchaicAthenianwearsthebadgeofthegoldengrasshopper。HeisOnomacritus,thefamouspoet,andthetrustedguardianoftheancientoraclesofMusaeusandBacis。

Whatishedoing?Why,hetakesfromthefragrantcedarcoffercertainthinstainedsheetsoflead,whereonarescratchedthewordsofdoom,thepropheciesoftheGreekThomastheRhymer。Fromhisbosomhedrawsanotherthinsheetoflead,alsostainedandcorroded。Onthishescratches,inimitationoftheold\"Cadmeianletters,\"aprophecythat\"theIslesnearLemnosshalldisappearunderthesea。\"Sobusyisheinthistask,thathedoesnotheartherustleofachitonbehind,andsuddenlyaman\'shandisonhisshoulder!Onomacritusturnsinhorror。Hasthegoddesspunishedhimfortamperingwiththeoracles?No;itisLasus,thesonofHermiones,arivalpoet,whohascaughtthekeeperoftheoraclesintheveryactofapiousforgery。(Herodotus,vii。6。)

PisistratusexpelledthelearnedOnomacritusfromAthens,buthisconductproved,inthelongrun,highlyprofitabletothereputationsofMusaeusandBacis。Wheneveroneoftheiroracleswasnotfulfilled,peoplesaid,\"Oh,THATismerelyoneoftheinterpolationsofOnomacritus!\"andthematterwaspassedover。

ThisOnomacritusissaidtohavebeenamongtheoriginaleditorsofHomerunderPisistratus。{13}Helivedlong,neverrepented,and,manyyearslater,deceivedXerxesintoattemptinghisdisastrousexpedition。Thishedidby\"keepingbacktheoraclesunfavourabletothebarbarians,\"andputtingforwardanythatseemedfavourable。

ThechildrenofPisistratusbelievedinhimasspiritualistsgoongivingcredittoexposedandexploded\"mediums。\"

Havingoncepractiseddeceit,itistobefearedthatOnomacritusacquiredalikingfortheartofliteraryforgery,which,aswillbeseeninthecaseofIreland,growsonamanlikedram-drinking。

OnomacritusisgenerallychargedwiththeauthorshipofthepoemswhichtheancientsusuallyattributedtoOrpheus,thecompanionofJason。PerhapsthemostinterestingofthepoemsofOrpheustouswouldhavebeenhis\'Inferno,\'or[Greektext],inwhichthepoetgavehisownaccountofhisdescenttoHadesinsearchofEurydice。

ButonlyadubiousreferencetooneadventureinthejourneyisquotedbyPlutarch。WhatevertheexacttruthabouttheOrphicpoemsmaybe(thereadermaypursuethehardandfruitlessquestinLobeck\'s\'Aglaophamus\'{14}),itseemscertainthattheperiodbetweenPisistratusandPericles,liketheAlexandriantime,wasagreatageforliteraryforgeries。Butofallthesefraudsthegreatest(accordingtothemost\"advanced\"theoryonthesubject)isthe\"ForgeryoftheIliadandOdyssey!\"TheopinionsofthescholarswhoholdthattheIliadandOdyssey,whichweknowandwhichPlatoknew,arenottheepicsknowntoHerodotus,butlatercompositions,arenotveryclearnorconsistent。ButitseemstobevaguelyheldthataboutthetimeofPericlestherearoseakindofGreekMacpherson。Thisingeniousimpostorworkedonoldepicmaterials,butaddedmanynewideasofhisownaboutthegods,convertingtheIliad(thepoemwhichwenowpossess)intoakindofmockingromance,aGreekDonQuixote。Healsoforgedanumberofpseudo-archaicwords,tenses,andexpressions,andaddedthenumerousreferencestoiron,ametalpracticallyunknown,itisasserted,toGreecebeforethesixthcentury。Ifwearetobelieve,withProfessorPaley,thatthechiefincidentsoftheIliadandOdysseywereunknowntoSophocles,AEschylus,andthecontemporaryvasepainters,wemustalsosupposethattheGreekMacphersoninventedmostofthesituationsintheOdysseyandIliad。Accordingtothistheorythe\'cooker\'oftheextantepicswasfarthegreatestandmostsuccessfulofallliteraryimpostors,forhedeceivedthewholeworld,fromPlatodownwards,tillhewasexposedbyMr。Paley。

TherearetimeswhenoneisinclinedtobelievethatPlatomusthavebeentheforgerhimself,asBacon(accordingtotheotherhypothesis)wastheauthorofShakespeare\'splays。Thus\"Platothewise,andlarge-browedVerulam,\"wouldbe\"thefirstofthosewho\"

forge!Nexttothisprodigiousimposture,nodoubt,thefalse\'LettersofPhalaris\'arethemostimportantofclassicalforgeries。

Andtheseillustrate,likemostliteraryforgeries,theextremeworthlessnessofliterarytasteasacriterionoftheauthenticityofwritings。ForwhatmaneverwasmoreamanoftastethanSirWilliamTemple,\"themostaccomplishedwriteroftheage,\"whomMr。

BoyleneverthoughtofwithoutcallingtomindthosehappylinesofLucretius,-

Quemtu,dea,temporeinomniOmnibusornatumvoluistiexcellererebus。

Well,theornateandexcellentTempleheldthat\"theEpistlesofPhalarishavemorerace,morespirit,moreforceofwitandgenius,thananyothershehadeverseen,eitherancientormodern。\"SomuchforwhatBentleycallsTemple\'s\"NicetyofTast。\"ThegreatestofEnglishscholarsreadilyprovedthatPhalarisused(inthespiritofprophecy)anidiomwhichdidnotexisttowriteaboutmattersinhistimenotinvented,but\"manycenturiesyoungerthanhe。\"SolettheNicetyofTemple\'sTastanditsabsolutefailurebeawarningtouswhenweread(ifreadwemust)GermancriticswhodenyHomer\'sclaimtothisorthatpassage,andPlato\'srighttohalfhisaccepteddialogues,ongroundsofliterarytaste。Andfarewell,asHerodotuswouldhavesaid,totheLettersofPhalaris,ofSocrates,ofPlato;totheLivesofPythagorasandofHomer,andtoalltheotheruncountedliteraryforgeriesoftheclassicalworld,fromtheSibyllinepropheciestothebattleofthefrogsandmice。

EarlyChristianfraudswere,naturally,pious。WehavetheapocryphalGospels,andtheworksofDionysiustheAreopagite,whichwerenotexposedtillErasmus\'stime。Perhapsthemostimportantofpiousforgeries(ifforgerybeexactlytherightwordinthiscase)

wasthatof\'TheFalseDecretals。\'\"Ofasudden,\"saysMilman,speakingofthepontificateofNicholasI。(ob。867A。D。),\"Ofasuddenwaspromulgated,unannounced,withoutpreparation,notabsolutelyunquestioned,butapparentlyover-awingatoncealldoubt,anewCode,whichtotheformerauthenticdocumentsaddedfifty-ninelettersanddecreesofthetwentyoldestPopesfromClementtoMelchiades,andthedonationofConstantine,andinthethirdpart,amongthedecreesofthePopesandoftheCouncilsfromSylvestertoGregoryII。,thirty-ninefalsedecrees,andtheactsofseveralunauthenticCouncils。\"\"Thewholeiscomposed,\"Milmanadds,\"withanairofprofoundpietyandreverence。\"TheFalseDecretalsnaturallyassertthesupremacyoftheBishopofRome。

\"TheyarefullandminuteonChurchProperty\"(theyweresuretobethat);infact,theyremindoneofanotherforgery,piousandAryan,\'TheInstitutesofVishnu。\'\"LethimnotlevyanytaxuponBrahmans,\"saystheBrahmanforgeroftheInstitutes,which\"camefromthemouthsofVishnu,\"ashesat\"cladinayellowrobe,imperturbable,decoratedwithallkindsofgems,whileLakshmiwasstrokinghisfeetwithhersoftpalms。\"TheInstitutestookexcellentcareofBrahmansandcows,astheDecretalsdidofthePopeandtheclergy,andtheearliestPopeshadaboutasmuchhandintheDecretalsasVishnuhadinhisInstitutes。Hommenay,in\'Pantagruel,\'didwelltohavethepraiseoftheDecretalssungbyfillesbelles,blondelettes,doulcettes,etdebonnegrace。AndthenHommenaydranktotheDecretalsandtheirverygoodhealth。\"O

divesDecretales,tantparvousestlevinbonbontrouve\"——\"O

divineDecretals,howgoodyoumakegoodwinetaste!\"\"Themiraclewouldbegreater,\"saidPantagruel,\"iftheymadebadwinetastegood。\"ThemostthatcannowbedonebythedevoutfortheDecretalsis\"topalliatetheguiltoftheirforger,\"whosename,likethatoftheGreekMacpherson,isunknown。

IftheearlyChristiancenturies,andtheMiddleAges,werechieflyoccupiedwithpiousfrauds,withforgeriesofgospels,epistles,andDecretals,theimpostorsoftheRenaissancewerebusy,asanOxfordscholarsaid,whenheheardofanewMS。oftheGreekTestament,\"withsomethingreallyimportant,\"thatiswithclassicalimitations。AftertheTurkstookConstantinople,whenthelearnedGreekswerescatteredalloverSouthernEurope,whenmanygenuineclassicalmanuscriptswererecoveredbythezealofscholars,whentheplaysofMenanderwereseenonce,andthenlostforever,itwasnaturalthatliteraryforgeryshouldthrive。Asyetscholarswereeagerratherthancritical;theywerecollectingandunearthing,ratherthanminutelyexaminingtheremainsofclassicliterature。

Theyhadfoundsomuch,andeveryyearwerefindingsomuchmore,thatnodiscoveryseemedimpossible。ThelostbooksofLivyandCicero,thesongsofSappho,theperishedplaysofSophoclesandAEschylusmightanydaybebroughttolight。Thiswastheverymomentfortheliteraryforger;butitisimprobablethatanyforgeryoftheperiodhasescapeddetection。Threeorfouryearsagosomeonepublishedabooktoshowthatthe\'AnnalsofTacitus\'

werewrittenbyPoggioBracciolini。ThisparadoxgainednomoreconvertsthanthebolderhypothesisofHardouin。ThetheoryofHardouinwasallthattheancientclassicswereproductionsofalearnedcompanywhichworked,inthethirteenthcentury,underSeverusArchontius。Hardouinmadesomeexceptionstohissweepinggeneraltheory。Cicero\'swritingsweregenuine,headmitted,sowerePliny\'s,ofVirgiltheGeorgics;thesatiresandepistlesofHorace;Herodotus,andHomer。Alltherestoftheclassicswereamagnificentforgeryoftheilliteratethirteenthcentury,whichhadscarceanyGreek,andwhoseLatin,abundantinquantity,inqualityleftmuchtobedesired。

Amongliteraryforgers,orpassersoffalseliterarycoin,atthetimeoftheRenaissance,Anniusisthemostnotorious。Annius(hisrealvernacularnamewasNanni)wasbornatViterbo,in1432。HebecameaDominican,and(afterpublishinghisforgedclassics)rosetothepositionofMaitreduPalaistothePope,AlexanderBorgia。

WithCaesarBorgiaitissaidthatAnniuswasneverongoodterms。

Hepersistedinpreaching\"thesacredtruth\"tohishighnessandthis(accordingtothedetractorsofAnnius)wastheonlyusehemadeofthesacredtruth。ThereisalegendthatCaesarBorgiapoisonedthepreacher(1502),butpeopleusuallybroughtthatchargeagainstCaesarwhenanyoneinanywayconnectedwithhimhappenedtodie。AnniuswroteontheHistoryandEmpireoftheTurks,whotookConstantinopleinhistime;butheisbetterrememberedbyhis\'AntiquitatumVariarumVoluminaXVII。cumcomment。Fr。Jo。Annii。\'

Thesefragmentsofantiquityincluded,amongmanyotherdesirablethings,thehistoricalwritingsofFabiusPictor,thepredecessorofLivy。OneissurprisedthatAnnius,whenhehadhishandin,didnotpublishchoiceextractsfromthe\'LibriLintei,\'theancientRomanannals,writtenonlinenandpreservedinthetempleofJunoMoneta。AmongtheotherdiscoveriesofAnniusweretreatisesbyBerosus,Manetho,Cato,andpoemsbyArchilochus。OpinionhasbeendividedastowhetherAnniuswaswhollyaknave,orwhetherhewashimselfimposedupon。Or,again,whetherhehadsomegenuinefragments,andekedthemoutwithhisowninventions。ItisobservedthathedidnotdovetailthereallygenuinerelicsofBerosusandManethointotheworksattributedtothem。Thismaybeexplainedastheresultofignoranceorofcunning;therecanbenocertaininference。\"EventheDominicans,\"asBaylesays,admitthatAnnius\'sdiscoveriesarefalse,thoughtheyexcusethembyaverringthatthepiousmanwasthedupeofothers。ButalearnedLutheranhasbeenfoundtodefendthe\'Antiquitates\'oftheDominican。

ItisamusingtorememberthatthegreatanderuditeRabelaiswastakeninbysomepseudo-classicalfragments。Thejokerofjokeswashoaxed。Hepublished,saysMr。Besant,\"acoupleofLatinforgeries,whichheproudlycalled\'Exreliquiisvenerandaeantiquitatis,\'consistingofapretendedwillandacontract。\"Thenameofthebookis\'Exreliquiisvenerandaeantiquitatis。LuciiCuspidiiTestamentum。ItemcontractusvenditionisantiquisRomanorumtemporibusinitus。LugduniapudGryphium(1532)。\'

PomponiusLaetusandJovianusPontanuswereapparentlyauthorsofthehoax。

Socratessaidthathe\"wouldneverliftuphishandagainsthisfatherParmenides。\"ThefathersoftheChurchhavenotbeensorespectfullytreatedbyliteraryforgersduringtheRenaissance。

The\'FlowersofTheology\'ofSt。Bernard,whichweretobeaprimrosepathadgaudiaParadisi(Strasburg,1478),werereally,itseems,theproductionofJeandeGarlande。Athanasius,his\'ElevenBooksconcerningtheTrinity,\'areattributedtoVigilius,acolonialBishopinNorthernAfrica。AmongfalseclassicsweretwocomicLatinfragmentswithwhichMuretusbeguiledScaliger。

Meursiushassuffered,posthumously,fromtheattributiontohimofaverydisreputablevolumeindeed。In1583,abookon\'Consolations,\'byCicero,waspublishedatVenice,containingthereflectionswithwhichCiceroconsoledhimselfforthedeathofTullia。ItmightaswellhavebeenattributedtoMrs。Blimber,anddescribedasrepletewiththethoughtsbywhichthatladysupportedherselfundertheafflictionofneverhavingseenCiceroorhisTusculanvilla。TherealauthorwasCharlesSigonius,ofModena。

SigoniusactuallydiddiscoversomeCiceronianfragments,and,ifhewasnotthebuilder,atleasthewastherestorerofTully\'sloftytheme。In1693,FrancoisNodot,conceivingtheworldhadnotalreadyenoughofPetroniusArbiter,publishedanedition,inwhichheaddedtotheworksofthatlaxthoughaccomplishedauthor。

Nodot\'sstorywasthathehadfoundawholeMS。ofPetroniusatBelgrade,andhepublisheditwithatranslationofhisownLatinintoFrench。StilldissatisfiedwiththeexistingsupplyofPetronius\'humourwasMarchena,awriterofSpanishbooks,whoprintedatBaleatranslationandeditionofanewfragment。Thisfragmentwasverycleverlyinsertedinapresumedlacuna。Inspiteoftheironicalstyleoftheprefacemanyscholarsweretakeninbythisfragment,andtheircredulityledMarchenatofindanewmorsel(ofCatullusthistime)atHerculaneum。Eichstadt,aJenaprofessor,gravelyannouncedthatthesamefragmentexistedinaMS。

intheuniversitylibrary,and,underpretenceofgivingvariousreadings,correctedMarchena\'sfaultsinprosody。AnothershamCatullus,byCorradino,aVenetian,waspublishedin1738。

ThemostfamousforgeriesoftheeighteenthcenturywerethoseofMacpherson,Chatterton,andIreland。Space(fortunately)doesnotpermitadiscussionoftheOssianicquestion。ThatfragmentsofOssianiclegend(ifnotofOssianicpoetry)surviveinoralGaelictraditions,seemscertain。HowmuchMacphersonknewofthese,andhowlittleheusedtheminthebombasticprosewhichNapoleonloved(andspelled\"Ocean\"),itisnexttoimpossibletodiscover。ThecaseofChattertonistoowellknowntoneedmuchmorethanmention。

ThemostextraordinarypoetforhisyearswhoeverlivedbeganwiththeforgeryofashamfeudalpedigreeforMr。Bergum,apewterer。

Irelandstartedonhiscareerinmuchthesameway,unlessIreland\'s\'Confessions\'bethemselvesafraud,basedonwhatheknewaboutChatterton。Oncelaunchedinhiscareer,Chattertondrewendlessstoresofpoetryfrom\"Rowley\'sMS。\"andthemunimentchestinSt。

MaryRedcliffe\'s。JacobBryantbelievedinthemandwrotean\'Apology\'forthecredulous。Bryant,whobelievedinhisownsystemofmythology,mighthavebelievedinanything。WhenChattertonsenthis\"discoveries\"toWalpole(himselfsomewhatofamediaevalimitator),GrayandMasondetectedtheimposture,andWalpole,hisfeelingsasanantiquaryinjuredtooknomorenoticeoftheboy。

Chatterton\'sdeathwasduetohisprecocity。Hadhisgeniuscometohimlater,itwouldhavefoundhimwiser,andbetterabletocommandthefataldemonofintellect,forwhichhehadtofindwork,likeMichaelScottinthelegend。

Theendoftheeighteenthcentury,whichhadbeenpuzzledordivertedbytheChattertonandMacphersonfrauds,witnessedalsothegreatandfamousShakespearianforgeries。WeshallneverknowtheexacttruthaboutthefabricationoftheShakespeariandocuments,and\'Vortigern\'andtheotherplays。Wehave,indeed,theconfessionoftheculprit:habemusconfitentemreum,butMr。W。H。

Irelandwasaliarandasolicitor\'sclerk,soversatileandaccomplishedthatwecannotalwaystrusthim,evenwhenheisnarratingthetaleofhisowniniquities。ThetemporarybutwideandturbulentsuccessoftheIrelandforgeriessuggeststhedisagreeablereflectionthatcriticismandlearningare(orahundredyearsagowere)worthverylittleasliterarytouchstones。

Apolishedandlearnedsociety,asocietydevotedtoShakespeareandtothestage,wastakeninbyaboyofeighteen。YoungIrelandnotonlypalmedoffhisshamprosedocuments,mostmakeshiftimitationsoftheantique,butevenhisridiculousversesontheexperts。

JamesBoswellwentdownonhiskneesandthankedHeavenforthesightofthem,and,feelingthirstyafterthesedevotions,drankhotbrandyandwater。Dr。Parrwasnotlessreadilygulled,andprobablytheexperts,likeMalone,whoheldaloof,wereasmuchinfluencedbyjealousyasbyscience。ThewholestoryofyoungIreland\'sforgeriesisnotonlytoolongtobetoldhere,butformsthetopicofanovel(\'TheTalkoftheTown\')byMr。JamesPayn。

Thefraudsinhishandsloseneithertheirhumournortheircomplicatedinterestofplot。Tobebrief,then,Mr。SamuelIrelandwasagentlemanextremelyfondofoldliteratureandoldbooks。Ifwemaytrustthe\'Confessions\'(1805)ofhiscandidson,Mr。W。H。

Ireland,amoreharmlessandconfidingoldpersonthanSamuelnevercollectedearlyEnglishtracts。Livinginhislearnedsociety,hisson,Mr。W。H。Ireland,acquirednotonlyapassionforblackletters,butadesiretoemulateChatterton。Hisfirststepinguiltwastheforgeryofanautographonanoldpamphlet,withwhichhegratifiedSamuelIreland。HealsowroteashaminscriptiononamodernbustofCromwell,whichherepresentedasanauthenticantique。Findingthatthecriticsweretakenin,andattributedthisnewbusttotheoldsculptorSimeon,Irelandconceivedaverylowandnotunjustifiableopinionofcriticaltact。Criticswouldfindmeritinanythingwhichseemedoldenough。Ireland\'snextachievementwastheforgeryofsomelegaldocumentsconcerningShakespeare。JustasthebadmanwhodeceivedtheguilelessMr。

Shapiraforgedhis\'Deuteronomy\'ontheblankspacesofoldsynagoguerolls,soyoungIrelandusedthecut-offendsofoldrentrolls。Henextboughtupquantitiesofoldfly-leavesofbooks,andonthisancientpaperheindictedashamconfessionoffaith,whichheattributedtoShakespeare。Beingastrong\"evangelical,\"youngMr。IrelandgaveaveryProtestantcomplexiontothisedifyingdocument。Andstillthecriticsgapedandwonderedandbelieved。

Ireland\'smethodwastowriteinaninkmadebyblendingvariousliquidsusedinthemarblingofpaperforbookbinding。Thisstuffwassuppliedtohimbyabookbinder\'sapprentice。WhenpeopleaskedquestionsastowhenceallthenewShakespearemanuscriptscame,hesaidtheywerepresentedtohimbyagentlemanwhowishedtoremainanonymous。Finally,theimpossibilityofproducingthisgentlemanwasoneofthecausesofthedetectionofthefraud。Accordingtohimself,Irelandperformedprodigiesofacuteness。Oncehehadforged,atrandom,thenameofacontemporaryofShakespeare。Hewasconfrontedwithagenuinesignature,which,ofcourse,wasquitedifferent。Heobtainedleavetoconsulthis\"anonymousgentleman,\"

rushedhome,forgedthenameagainonthemodelofwhathadbeenshowntohim,andreturnedwiththissignatureasanewgiftfromhisbenefactor。Thatnamelessfriendhadinformedhim(heswore)

thatthereweretwopersonsofthesamename,andthatbothsignaturesweregenuine。Ireland\'simpudencewentthelengthofintroducinganancestorofhisown,withthesamenameashimself,amongthecompanionsofShakespeare。If\'Vortigern\'hadsucceeded(anditwasactuallyputonthestagewithallpossiblepomp),Irelandmeanttohaveproducedaseriesofpseudo-ShakespearianplaysfromWilliamtheConquerortoQueenElizabeth。Whenbusywith\'Vortigern,\'hewasdetectedbyafriendofhisownage,whopouncedonhimwhilehewasatwork,asLasuspouncedonOnomacritus。Thediscoverer,however,consentedto\"standin\"withIreland,anddidnotdivulgehissecret。Atlast,afterthefiascoof\'Vortigern,\'

suspicionwaxedsostrong,anddisagreeableinquiriesfortheanonymousbenefactorweresonumerous,thatIrelandfledfromhisfather\'shouse。Heconfessedall,and,accordingtohisownaccount,fellundertheundyingwrathofSamuelIreland。AnyreaderofIreland\'sconfessionswillbelikelytosympathisewitholdSamuelasthedupeofhisson。Thewholestoryistoldwithacuriousmixtureofimpudenceandhumour,andwithgreatplausibility。YoungIrelandadmitsthathis\"desireforlaughter\"

wasalmostirresistible,whenpeople——learned,pompous,sagaciouspeople——listenedattentivelytothepapers。Onefeelshalfinclinedtoforgivetherogueforthesakeofhisyouth,hiscleverness,hishumour。Butthe\'Confessions\'are,notimprobably,almostasapocryphalastheoriginaldocuments。Theywerewrittenforthesakeofmoney,anditisimpossibletosayhowfarthesamemercenarymotiveactuatedIrelandinhisforgeries。Dr。Ingleby,inhis\'ShakespeareFabrications,\'takesaveryrigidviewoftheconduct,notonlyofWilliam,butofoldSamuelIreland。Sam,accordingtoDr。Ingleby,wasapartnerinthewholeimposture,andtheconfessionwasonlyoneelementintheschemeoffraud。OldSamuelwastheFaginofabandofyoungliteraryDodgers。He\"positivelytrainedhiswholefamilytotradeinforgery,\"andasforMr。W。H。Ireland,hewas\"themostaccomplishedliarthateverlived,\"whichiscertainlyadistinctioninitsway。Thepointofthejokeisthat,afterthewholeconspiracyexploded,peoplewereanxioustobuyexamplesoftheforgeries。Mr。W。H。Irelandwasequaltotheoccasion。Heactuallyforgedhisown,or(accordingtoDr。Ingleby)hisfather\'sforgeries,and,bythusincreasingthesupply,hedelugedthemarketwithshamshams,withimitationsofimitations。Ifthisaccusationbecorrect,itisimpossiblenottoadmirethecolossalimpudenceofMr。W。H。Ireland。Dr。Ingleby,intheardourofhishonestindignation,pursuesWilliamintohisprivatelife,which,itappears,wasfarfromexemplary。Butliterarycriticismshouldbecontentwithaman\'sworks;hisdomesticlifeismatter,asAristotleoftensays,\"foraseparatekindofinvestigation。\"OldRitsonusedtosaythat\"everyliteraryimpostordeservedhangingasmuchasacommonthief。\"W。H。

Ireland\'smeritswereneverrecognisedbythelaw。

HowoldRitsonwouldhavepunished\"theoldcorrector,\"itis\"betteronlyguessing,\"asthewickedsay,accordingtoClough,inregardtotheirownpossiblechastisement。Thedifficultyistoascertainwhotheapocryphaloldcorrectorreallywas。Thestoryofhismisdeedswasrecentlybroughtbacktomindbythedeath,atanadvancedage,ofthelearnedShakespearian,Mr。J。PayneCollier。

Mr。Collierwas,toputitmildly,theShapiraoftheoldcorrector。

Hebroughtthatartist\'sworksbeforethepublic;butWHY?howdeceived,orhowinfluenced,itisoncemore\"betteronlyguessing。\"

Mr。CollierfirstintroducedtothepublicnoticehissingularcopyofafolioShakespeare(secondedition),loadedwithancientmanuscriptemendations,in1849。Hisaccountofthisbookwassimpleandplausible。Hechanced,oneday,tobeintheshopofMr。

Rudd,thebookseller,inGreatNewportStreet,whenaparcelofsecond-handvolumesarrivedfromthecountry。Whentheparcelwasopened,theheartoftheBibliophilebegantosing,forthepacketcontainedtwooldfolios,oneofthemanoldfolioShakespeareofthesecondedition(1632)。Thevolume(markthis)was\"muchcropped,\"greasy,andimperfect。NowthestudentofMr。Hamilton\'s\'Inquiry\'intothewholeaffairisalreadypuzzled。Inlaterdays,Mr。ColliersaidthathisfoliohadpreviouslybeeninthepossessionofaMr。Parry。Ontheotherhand,Mr。Parry(thenaveryagedman)failedtorecognisehisfolioinMr。Collier\'s,forHIScopywas\"cropped,\"whereastheleavesofMr。Collier\'sexamplewereNOTmutilated。Here,then(\'Inquiry,\'pp。12,61),wehavetwodescriptionsoftheoutwardaspectofMr。Collier\'sdubioustreasure。Inoneaccountitis\"muchcropped\"bythebook-binder\'scruelshears;intheother,itsunmutilatedconditioniscontrastedwiththatofacopywhichhasbeen\"cropped。\"Inanycase,Mr。

Collierhoped,hesays,tocompleteanimperfectfoliohepossessed,withleavestakenfromthefolionewlyacquiredforthirtyshillings。Butthevolumeshappenedtohavethesamedefects,andthehealingprocesswasimpossible。Mr。Collierchancedtobegoingintothecountry,wheninpackingthefoliohehadboughtofRuddhesawitwascoveredwithmanuscriptcorrectionsinanoldhand。

ThesehewasinclinedtoattributetooneThomasPerkins,whosenamewaswrittenonthefly-leaf,andwhomighthavebeenaconnectionofRichardPerkins,theactor(flor。1633)Thenotescontainedmanyvariousreadings,andverynumerouschangesinpunctuation。SomeoftheseMr。Collierpublishedinhis\'NotesandEmendations\'(1852),andinaneditionofthe\'Plays。\'Therewasmuchdiscussion,muchdoubt,andthefoliooftheoldcorrector(whowaspresumedtohavemarkedthebookinthetheatreduringearlyperformances)wasexhibitedtotheSocietyofAntiquaries。ThenMr。CollierpresentedthetreasuretotheDukeofDevonshire,whoagainlentitforexaminationtotheBritishMuseum。Mr。HamiltonpublishedintheTimes(July,1859)theresultsofhisexaminationoftheoldcorrector。Itturnedoutthattheoldcorrectorwasamodernmyth。