第7章

WHATTHEWOLFREALLYSAIDTOLITTLEREDRIDING-HOOD

Wonderingmaiden,sopuzzledandfair,Whydostthoumurmurandponderandstare?

\"Whyaremyeyelidssoopenandwild?\"

Onlythebettertoseewith,mychild!

OnlythebetterandclearertoviewCheeksthatarerosyandeyesthatareblue。

Dostthoustillwonder,andaskwhythesearmsFillthysoftbosomwithtenderalarms,Swayingsowickedly?AretheymisplacedClaspingorshieldingsomedelicatewaist?

HandswhosecoarsesinewsmayfillyouwithfearOnlythebetterprotectyou,mydear!

LittleRedRiding-Hood,wheninthestreet,WhydoIpressyoursmallhandwhenwemeet?

Why,whenyoutimidlyofferedyourcheek,WhydidIsigh,andwhydidn’tIspeak?

Why,well:yousee——ifthetruthmustappear——

I’mnotyourgrandmother,Riding-Hood,dear!

HALFANHOURBEFORESUPPER

\"Soshe’shere,yourunknownDulcinea,theladyyoumetonthetrain,Andyoureallybelieveshewouldknowyouifyouweretomeetheragain?\"

\"Ofcourse,\"hereplied,\"shewouldknowme;thereneverwaswomankindyetForgottheeffectsheinspired。Sheexcuses,butdoesnotforget。\"

\"Thenyoutoldheryourlove?\"askedtheelder。Theyoungerlookedupwithasmile:

\"Isatbyhersidehalfanhour——whatelsewasIdoingthewhile?

\"What,sitbythesideofawomanasfairasthesuninthesky,Andlooksomewhereelselestthedazzleflashbackfromyourowntohereye?

\"No,Iholdthatthespeechofthetonguebeasfrankandasboldasthelook,AndIheldupherselftoherself,——thatwasmorethanshegotfromherbook。\"

\"Youngblood!\"laughedtheelder;\"nodoubtyouarevoicingthemodeofTo-Day:

Butthenweoldfogiesatleastgavetheladysomechancefordelay。

\"There’smywife(youmustknow),——wefirstmetonthejourneyfromFlorencetoRome:

Ittookmethreeweekstodiscoverwhowassheandwherewasherhome;

\"Threemoretobedulypresented;threemoreereIsawheragain;

AndayeareremyromanceBEGANwhereyoursendedthatdayonthetrain。\"

\"Oh,thatwasthestyleofthestage-coach;wetravelto-daybyexpress;

Fortymilestothehour,\"heanswered,\"won’tadmitofapassionthat’sless。\"

\"Butwhatifyoumakeamistake?\"quoththeelder。Theyoungerhalfsighed。

\"Whathappenswhensignalsarewrongorswitchesmisplaced?\"hereplied。

\"Verywell,Imustbowtoyourwisdom,\"theelderreturned,\"butsubmitYourchancesofwinningthiswomanyourboldnesshasbetterednowhit。

\"Why,youdonotatbestknowhername。AndwhatifItryyouridealWithsomething,ifnotquitesofair,atleastmoreenregleandreal?

\"Letmefindyouapartner。Nay,come,Iinsist——youshallfollow——

thisway。

Mydear,willyounotaddyourgracetoentreatMr。Rapidtostay?

\"Mywife,Mr。Rapid——Eh,what!Why,he’sgone——yethesaidhewouldcome。

Howrude!Idon’twonder,mydear,youareproperlycrimsonanddumb!\"

WHATTHEBULLETSANG

OjoyofcreationTobe!

OrapturetoflyAndbefree!

Bethebattlelostorwon,Thoughitssmokeshallhidethesun,Ishallfindmylove,——theoneBornforme!

Ishallknowhimwherehestands,Allalone,WiththepowerinhishandsNoto’erthrown;

Ishallknowhimbyhisface,Byhisgodlikefrontandgrace;

Ishallholdhimforaspace,Allmyown!

Itishe——Omylove!

Sobold!

ItisI——allthyloveForetold!

ItisI。Olove!whatbliss!

Dostthouanswertomykiss?

Osweetheart!whatisthisLieththeresocold?

THEOLDCAMP-FIRE

Nowshifttheblanketpadbeforeyoursaddlebackyoufling,Anddrawyourcinchuptightertillthesweatdropsfromthering:

We’veadozenmilestocovererewereachthenextdivide。

Ourlimbsarestiffernowthanwhenwefirstsetouttoride,Andworse,thehorsesknowit,andfeeltheleg-griptire,Sinceinthedayswhen,longago,wesoughttheoldcamp-fire。

Yes,twentyyears!Lord!howwe’dscentitsincensedownthetrail,Throughbalmofbayandspiceofspruce,wheneyeandearwouldfail,Andwornandfaintfromuselessquestwecrept,likethis,torest,Or,flushedwithluckandyouthfulhope,werode,likethis,abreast。

Ay!straightenup,oldfriend,andletthemustangthinkhe’snigher,Throughlooserreinandstirrupstrain,thewelcomeoldcamp-fire。

Youknowtheshoutthatwouldringoutbeforeusdowntheglade,Andstartthebluejayslikeaflightofarrowsthroughtheshade,Andsiftthethinpineneedlesdownlikeslanting,shiningrain,Andsendthesquirrelsscamperingbacktotheirholesagain,Untilwesaw,blue-veiledanddim,orleapinglikedesire,Thatflameoftwentyyearsago,whichlittheoldcamp-fire。

AndthenthatrestonNature’sbreast,whentalkhaddropped,andslowThenightwindwentfromtreetotreewithchallengesoftandlow!

Welayonlazyelbowspropped,orstoodtostirtheflame,Tillupthesoaringredwood’sshaftourshadowsdancedandcame,Asiftodrawuswiththesparks,higho’eritsunseenspire,Tothefivestarsthatkepttheirwardabovetheoldcamp-fire,——

Thosepicketstarswhosetranquilwatchhalfsoothed,halfshamedoursleep。

Whatreckedwethenwhatbeastsormenaroundmightlurkorcreep?

Welayandheardwithlistlessearsthefar-offpanther’scry,Thenearcoyote’ssnarlingsnap,thegrizzly’sdeep-drawnsigh,Thebrownbear’sblunderinghumantread,thegraywolves’yelpingchoirBeyondthemagiccircledrawnaroundtheoldcamp-fire。

Andthenthatmorn!Wasevermornsofilledwithallthingsnew?

Thelightthatfellthroughlongbrownaislesfromoutthekindlingblue,Thecreakandyawnofstretchingboughs,thejay-bird’searlycall,Therat-tat-tatofwoodpeckerthatwakedthewoodlandhall,Thefainterstiroflowerlifeinfernandbrakeandbrier,TillflashingleapedthetorchofDayfromlastnight’soldcamp-fire!

Well,well!we’llseeitonceagain;weshouldbenearitnow;

It’sscarceamiletowherethetrailstrikesofftoskirttheslough,AndthenthediptoIndianSpring,thewoodedrise,and——strange!

Yethereshouldstandtheblastedpinethatmarkedourfartherrange;

Andhere——what’sthis?Araggedswabofrutsandstumpsandmire!

Surethisisnotthesacredgrovethathidtheoldcamp-fire!

Yethere’sthe\"blaze\"Icutmyself,andthere’sthestumblingledge,Withquartz\"outcrop\"thatlayatop,nowleveledtoitsedge,Andmoundsofmoss-grownstumpsbesidethewoodman’srottingchips,Andgashesinthehillside,thatgapewithdumbredlips。

Andyetabovetheshatteredwreckandruin,curlinghigher——

Ahyes!——stillliftsthesmokethatmarkedthewelcomeoldcamp-fire!

PerhapssomefriendoftwentyyearsstilllingerstheretoraiseTowearyheartsandtiredeyesthatbeaconofolddays。

Perhapsbutstay;’tisgone!andyetoncemoreitliftsasthoughTomeetourtardyblunderingsteps,andseemstoMOVE,andlo!

Whirlsbyusinarushofsound,——thevanishedfuneralpyreOfhopesandfearsthattwentyyearsburnedintheoldcamp-fire!

Forsee,beyondtheprospectspreads,withchimney,spire,androof,——

Twoironbandsacrossthetrailclanktoourmustang’shoof;

Abovethemleaptwoblackenedthreadsfromlimb-loppedtreetotree,Towherethewhitewashedstationspeedsitsmessagetothesea。

Reinin!Reinin!Thequestiso’er。ThegoalofourdesireIsbutthetrainwhosetrackhaslainacrosstheoldcamp-fire!

THESTATION-MASTEROFLONEPRAIRIE

Anemptybench,askyofgrayestetching,Abare,bleakshedinblackestsilhouette,Twelveyearsofplatform,andbeforethemstretchingTwelvemilesofprairieglimmeringthroughthewet。

North,south,east,west,——thesamedullgraypersistence,Thetatteredvaporsofavanishedtrain,Thenarrowingrailsthatmeettopiercethedistance,Orbreakthecolumnsofthefar-offrain。

Naughtbutmyself;norformnorfigurebreakingThelonghushedlevelandstarkshiningwaste;

Nothingthatmovestofillthevisionaching,Whenthelastshadowfledinsullenhaste。

Nothingbeyond。Ahyes!FromoutthestationAstiff,gauntfigurethrownagainstthesky,BeckoningmewithsomewoodensalutationCaughtfromhissignalsasthetrainflashedby;

YieldingmeplacebesidehimwithdumbgestureBornofthatreticenceofskyandair。

Wesitapart,yetwrappedinthatonevestureOfsilence,sadness,andunspokencare:

Eachfollowinghisownthought,——aroundusdarkeningTherain-washedboundariesandstretchingtrack,——

EachfollowingthosedimparallelsandhearkeningForlong-lostvoicesthatwillnotcomeback。

Until,unasked,——Iknewnotwhyorwherefore,——

Heyielded,bitbybit,hisdrearypast,LikegatheredcloudsthatseemedtothickenthereforSomedulldown-droppingoftheircareatlast。

Longhadhelivedthere。AsaboyhadstartedFromthestackedcorntheIndian’spaintedface;

Heardthewolves’howlthewearyingwastethatpartedHisfather’shutfromthelastcamping-place。

Naturehadmockedhim:thricehadclaimedthereaping,Withscytheoffire,oflandssheoncehadsown;

Sentthetornado,roundhishearthstoneheapingRafters,deadfacesthatwerelikehisown。

ThencametheWarTime。WhenitsshadowbeckonedHehadwalkeddumblywheretheflaghadledThroughswampandfen,——unknown,unpraised,unreckoned,——

Tofamine,fever,andaprisonbed。

Tillthestormpassed,andtheslowtidereturningCasthim,awreck,beneathhisnativesky;

Here,athiswatch,gavehimthechanceofearningScantmeanstolive——whowontherighttodie。

AllthisIheard——orseemedtohear——halfblendingWiththelowmurmurofthecomingbreeze,Thecallofsomelostbird,andtheunendingAndtirelesssobbingofthosegrassyseas。

UntilatlastthespellofdesolationBrokewithatremblingstarandfar-offcry。

Thecomingtrain!Iglancedaroundthestation,Allwasasemptyastheuppersky!

Naughtbutmyself;norformnorfigurewakingThelonghushedlevelandstarkshiningwaste;

Naughtbutmyself,thatcry,andthedullshakingOfwheelandaxle,stoppedinbreathlesshaste!

\"Now,then——looksharp!Eh,what?TheStation-Master?

THAR’SNONE!Westoppedhereofourownaccord。

Themangotkilledinthatdown-traindisasterThistimelastevening。Rightthere!Allaboard!\"

THEMISSIONBELLSOFMONTEREY

Obellsthatrang,ObellsthatsangAbovethemartyrs’wilderness,Tillfromthatreddenedcoast-linesprangTheGospelseedtocheerandbless,Whatareyourgarneredsheavesto-day?

OMissionbells!Eleisonbells!

OMissionbellsofMonterey!

Obellsthatcrash,ObellsthatclashAbovethechimney-crowdedplain,Onwallandtoweryourvoicesdash,Butneverwiththeoldrefrain;

Inmartandtemplegoneastray!

Yedanglebells!Yejanglebells!

YewranglebellsofMonterey!

Obellsthatdie,sofar,sonigh,Comebackoncemoreacrossthesea;

Notwiththezealot’sfuriouscry,Notwiththecreed’sausterity;

ComewithHislovealonetostay,OMissionbells!Eleisonbells!

OMissionbellsofMonterey!

NOTE。ThispoemwassettomusicbyMonsieurCharlesGounod。

\"CROTALUS\"

(RATTLESNAKEBAR,SIERRAS)

Nolifeinearth,orair,orsky;

Thesunbeams,brokensilently,Onthebaredrocksaroundmelie,——

Coldrockswithhalf-warmedlichensscarred,Andscalesofmoss;andscarceayardAway,onelongstrip,yellow-barred。

Lostinacleft!’TisbutastrideToreachit,thrustitsrootsaside,Andliftitonthystickastride!

Yetstay!Thatmomentisthygrace!

Forroundthee,thrillingairandspace,Achatteringterrorfillstheplace!

AsoundasofdrybonesthatstirInthedeadValley!ByyonfirThelocuststopsitsnoondaywhir!

Thewildbirdhears;smotewiththesound,Asifbybulletbroughttoground,Onbrokenwing,dips,wheelinground!

Thehare,transfixed,withtremblinglip,Halts,breathless,onpulsatinghip,Andpalsiedtread,andheelsthatslip。

Enough,oldfriend!——’tisthou。ForgetMyheedlessfoot,norlongerfretThepeacewiththygrimcastanet!

Iknowthee!Yes!ThoumaystforegoThatliftedcrest;themeasuredblowBeyondwhichthypridescornstogo,Oryetretract!FormenospellLightsthoseslitorbs,where,somethink,dwellMachicolatedfiresofhell!

Ionlyknowtheehumble,bold,Haughty,withmiseriesuntold,AndtheoldCursethatlefttheecold,Anddrovetheeevertothesun,Onblisteringrocks;normadetheeshunOurcabin’shearth,whendaywasdone,Andthespentasheswarmedtheebest;

Weknewthee,——silent,joylessguestOfourrudeingle。E’enthyquestOftheraremilk-bowlseemedtobeNaughtbutabrother’spoverty,AndSpartantastethatkepttheefreeFromlustandrapine。Thou!whosefameSearchestthegrasswithtongueofflame,Makingallcreaturesseemthygame;

Whenthewholewoodsbeforetheerun,Askedbut——whenallwassaidanddone——

Tolie,untrodden,inthesun!

ONWILLIAMFRANCISBARTLETT

DEADATPITTSFIELD,MASS。,1876

OpoorRomancer——thouwhoseprintedpage,Filledwithrudespeechandruderformsofstrife,WasgiventoheroesinwhosevulgarrageNotraceappearsofgentlerwaysandlife!——

ThouwhowastwontofcommonerclaytobuildSomeroughAchillesorsomeAjaxtall;

ThouwhosefreebrushtoooftwaswonttogildSomesinglevirtuetillitdazzledall;——

WhatrighthastthoubesidethislaureledbierWhereonallmanhoodlies——whereonthewreathOfHarvardrests,theciviccrown,andhereThestarryflag,andswordandjeweledsheath?

Seestthouthesehatchments?KnowestthouthisbloodNourishedtheheroesofColonialdays——

Senttothedimandsavage-hauntedwoodThosesad-eyedPuritanswithhymnsofpraise?

Lookroundthee!Everywhereisclassicground。

ThereGreylockrears。Besideyonsilver\"Bowl\"

GreatHawthornedwelt,andinitsmirrorfoundThosequaint,strangeshapesthatfilledhispoet’ssoul。

Stillsilent,Stranger?ThouwhonowandthenTouchedthetoocredulousearwithpathos,canstnotspeak?

Hastlostthyreadyskilloftongueandpen?

What,Jester!Tearsuponthatpaintedcheek?

Pardon,goodfriends!IamnotheretomarHislaureledwreathswiththispoortinseledcrown——

Thismanwhotaughtmehow’twasbetterfarTobethepoemthantowriteitdown。

Ibringnolesson。WellhaveotherspreachedThisswordthatdealtfullmanyagallantblow;

IcomeoncemoretotouchthehandthatreachedItsknightlygauntlettothevanquishedfoe。

OpaleAristocrat,thatliestthere,Socold,sosilent!CouldstthounotingraceHavebornewithusstilllonger,andsospareThescornweseeinthatproud,placidface?

\"Hailandfarewell!\"SotheproudRomancriedO’erhisdeadhero。\"Hail,\"butnot\"farewell。\"

Witheachhighthoughtthouwalkestsidebyside;

Wefeelthee,touchthee,knowwhowroughtthespell!

THEBIRDSOFCIRENCESTER

DidIevertellyou,mydears,thewayThatthebirdsofCisseter——\"Cisseter!\"eh?

Well\"Ciren-cester\"——oneOUGHTtosay,From\"Castra,\"or\"Caster,\"

AsyourLatinmasterWillfurtherexplaintoyousomeday;

Thougheventhewisesterr,AndShakespearewrites\"Ci-cester,\"

WhileeveryvisitorWhodoesn’tsay\"Cissiter\"

Isin\"Ciren-cester\"consideredastray。

AhundredmilesfromLondontown——

WheretherivergoescurvingandbroadeningdownFromtree-toptospire,andspiretomast,TillittumblesoutrightintheChannelatlast——

AhundredmilesfromthatflatforeshoreThattheDanesandtheNorthmenhauntnomore——

There’salittlecupintheCotswoldhillsWhichaspringinameadowbubblesandfills,Spannedbyaheron’swing——crossedbyastride——

Calmanduntroubledbydreamsofpride,GuiltlessofFameorambition’saims,ThatisthesourceofthelordlyThames!

RemarkhereagainthatcustomcontemnsBoth\"Tames\"andThames——youmustSAY\"Tems!\"

ButWHY?nomatter!——fromthemyoucanseeCirencester’stallspiresloomupo’erthelea。

A。D。FiveHundredandFifty-two,TheSaxoninvaders——aterriblecrew——

HadforcedthelinesoftheBritonsthrough;

AndCirencester,halfmudandthatch,Dryandcrispasatindermatch,Wasfiercelybeleagueredbyfoes,who’dcatchAtanydevicethatcouldharryandroutThefolkthatsoboldlywereholdingout。

Forthestreetsofthetown——asyou’llseeto-day——

WeretwistedandcurvedinacuriouswayThatkepttheinvadersstillatbay;

AndthelongestboltthataSaxondrewWasstoppedereadozenofyardsitflew,Byaturninthestreet,andalawsotrueThateventheserobbers——ofalllawsscorners!——

Knewyoucouldn’tshootarrowsAROUNDstreetcorners。

Sotheysatthemdownonalittleknoll,AndeachmanscratchedhisSaxonpoll,Andstaredatthesky,where,clearandhigh,Thebirdsofthatsummerwentsingingby,Asif,inhisglee,eachmotleyjesterWeremockingthefoesofCirencester,TillthejeeringcrowandthesaucylinnetSeemedalltobesaying:\"Ah!you’renotinit!\"

Higho’ertheirheadsthemavisflew,Andthe\"ouzel-cocksoblackofhue;\"

Andthe\"throstle,\"withhis\"notesotrue\"

(YourememberwhatShakespearesays——HEknew);

Andthesoaringlark,thatkeptdroppingthroughLikeabucketspillinginwellsofblue;

Andthemerlin——seenonheraldicpanes——

WithlegsasvagueastheQueenofSpain’s;

AndthedashingswiftthatwouldricochetFromthetuftsofgrassesbeforethem,yet——

LikeboldAntaeus——wouldeachtimebringNewlifefromtheearth,barelytouchedbyhiswing;

AndtheswallowandmartletthatalwaysknewThestraightestwayhome。HereaSaxonchurldrewHisbreath——tappedhisforehead——anideahadgotthrough!

Sotheybroughtthemsomenets,whichstraightwaytheyfilledWiththeswallowsandmartlets——thesweetbirdswhobuildInthehousesofman——allthatinnocentguildWhosingattheirlaboroneavesandinthatch——

AndtheystuckontheirfeathersarudelightedmatchMadeofresinandtow。ThentheyletthemallgoTobefree!Asachild-likediversion?Ah,no!

ToworkCirencester’sredruinandwoe。

Forstraighttoeachnesttheyflew,inwildquestOftheirhomesandtheirfledgelings——thattheylovedthebest;

AndstraighterthanarrowofSaxone’erspedTheyshoto’erthecurvingstreets,highoverhead,Bringingfireandterrortorooftreeandbed,Tillthetownbrokeinflame,wherevertheycame,TotheBriton’sredruin——theSaxon’sredshame!

Yetthey’reallgonetogether!To-dayyou’lldigupFrom\"mound\"orfrom\"barrow\"somearroworcup。

Theirfameisforgotten——theirstoryisended——

’Neaththefeetoftheracetheyhavemixedwithandblended。

Butthebirdsareunchanged——theouzel-cocksings,Stillgoldonhiscrestandstillblackonhiswings;

Andthelarkchantsonhigh,ashemountstothesky,Stillbrowninhiscoatandstilldiminhiseye;

WhiletheswallowormartletisstillafreenesterIntheeavesandtheroofsofthrice-builtCirencester。

LINESTOAPORTRAIT,BYASUPERIORPERSON

WhenIboughtyouforasong,Yearsago——Lordknowshowlong!——

Iwasstruck——Imaybewrong——

Byyourfeatures,And——asomethinginyourairThatIcouldn’tquitecompareTomyotherplainorfairFellowcreatures。

Inyoursimple,ovalframeYouwerenotwellknowntofame,Buttome——’twasallthesame——

Whoe’erdrewyou;

ForyourfaceIcan’tforget,ThoughIoftentimesregretThat,somehow,IneveryetSawquitethroughyou。

Yeteachmorning,whenIrise,Igofirsttogreetyoureyes;

And,inturn,YOUscrutinizeMypresentment。

Andwhenshadesofeveningfall,Asyouhanguponmywall,You’rethelastthingIrecallWithcontentment。

Itisweakness,yetIknowThatIneverturnedtogoAnywhere,forwealorwoe,ButIlingeredForoneparting,thrillingflashFromyoureyes,togivethatdashTothecurlofmymustache,ThatIfingered。

Iftosomeyoumayseemplain,AndwhenpeopleglanceagainWhereyouhang,theirlipsrefrain。

Fromconfession;

Yettheyturninstealthaside,AndInote,theytrytohideHowmuchtheyaresatisfiedInexpression。

OtherfacesIhaveseen;

Otherformshavecomebetween;

OtherthingsIhave,Iween,Doneanddaredfor!

ButOURtiestheycannotsever,And,thoughIshouldsayitnever,You’retheonlyoneIeverReallycaredfor!

Andyou’llstillbehangingthereWhenwe’reboththeworseforwear,Andthesilver’sonmyhairAndoffyourbacking;

YetmyfaithshallneverpassInmydearoldshaving-glass,Tillmyfaceandyours,alas!

Botharelacking!

HERLASTLETTER

BEINGAREPLYTO\"HISANSWER\"

June4th!Doyouknowwhatthatdatemeans?

June4th!Bythisairandthesepines!

Well,——onlyyouknowhowIhatescenes,——

Thesemightbemyverylastlines!

Forperhaps,sir,you’llkindlyremember——

IfsomeOTHERthingsyou’veforgot——

Thatyoulastwrotethe4thofDECEMBER,——

JustsixmonthsagoI——fromthisspot;

Fromthisspot,thatyousaidwas\"thefairestForoncebeingheldinmythought。\"

Now,reallyIcallthatthebarestOf——well,Iwon’tsaywhatIought!

ForhereIambackfrommy\"riches,\"

My\"triumphs,\"my\"tours,\"andallthat;

AndYOU’REnottobefoundintheditchesOrtemplesofPovertyFlat!

FromPariswewentfortheseasonToLondon,whenpawired,\"Stop。\"

Mamasays\"hisHEALTH\"wasthereason。

(I’veheardthatsomethingstooka\"drop。\")

ButshesaidifmypatienceI’dsummonIcouldgobackwithhimtotheFlat——

PerhapsIwasthinkingofsomeoneWhoofme——well——wasnotthinkingTHAT!

OfcourseyouwillSAYthatI\"neverRepliedtotheletteryouwrote。\"

Thatisjustlikeaman!But,however,Ireadit——orhowcouldIquote?

Andastothestoriesyou’veheard(No,Don’ttellmeyouhaven’t——Iknow!),You’llnotbelieveoneblessedword,Joe;

Butjustwhencetheycame,letthemgo!

AndtheycamefromSadeLotskiofYolo,WhosefathersoldclothesontheBar——

YoucalledhimJob-lotski,youknow,Joe,AndtheboyssaidHERvaluewaspar。

Well,wemetherinParis——justflaringWithdiamonds,andlostinahatAndsheaskedme\"howJosephwasfaringInhislove-suitonPovertyFlat!\"

Shethoughtitwouldshameme!ImetherWithalook,Joe,thatmadehereyesdrop;

AndIsaidthatyour\"love-suitfaredbetterThananysuitoutofTHEIRshop!\"

AndIdidn’tblushTHEN——asI’mdoingTofindmyselfhere,allalone,Andleft,Joe,todoallthe\"sueing\"

Toaloverthat’scertainlyflown。

Inthisbrand-newhotel,called\"TheLily\"

(Iwonderwhogaveitthatname?)

Ireallyamfeelingquitesilly,TothinkIwasoncecalledthesame;

AndIstarefromitswindows,andfancyI’mlabeledtoeachpasser-by。

Ah!goneistheoldnecromancy,Fornothingseemsrighttomyeye。

OnthathilltherearestoresthatIknewnot;

There’sastreet——whereIoncelostmyway;

Andthecopsewhereyouoncetiedmyshoe-knotIsshamelesslyopenasday!

Andthatbankbythespring——Ioncedrankthere,AndyoucalledtheplaceEden,youknow;

NowI’mbanishedlikeEve——thoughthebankthereIsbelongingto\"AdamsandCo。\"

There’stherustleofsilkonthesidewalk;

Justnowtherepassedbyatallhat;

Butthere’sgloominthis\"boom\"andthiswildtalkOfthe\"future\"ofPovertyFlat。

There’sadecorouschillintheair,Joe,Whereonceweweresimpleandfree;

AndIhearthey’vebeenmakingamayor,Joe,OfthemanwhoshotSandyMcGee。

Butthere’sstillthe\"lap,lap\"oftheriver;

There’sthesongofthepines,deepandlow。

(HowmylongingforthemmademequiverIntheparkthattheycallFontainebleau!)

There’sthesnow-peakthatlookedonourdances,Andblushedwhenthemorningsaid,\"Go!\"

There’salotthatremainswhichonefancies——

Butsomehowthere’sneveraJoe!

Perhaps,onthewhole,itisbetter,Foryoumighthavebeenchangedliketherest;

Thoughit’sstrangethatI’mtrustingthisletterTopapa,justtohaveitaddressed。

Hethinkshemayfindyou,andreallySeemskindernowI’mallalone。

Youmighthavebeenhere,Joe,ifmerelyToLOOKwhatI’mwillingtoOWN。

Well,well!that’sallpast;sogood-night,Joe;

Good-nighttotheriverandFlat;

Good-nighttowhat’swrongandwhat’sright,Joe;

Good-nighttothepast,andallthat——

ToHarrison’sbarn,anditsdancers;

Tothemoon,andthewhitepeakofsnow;

Andgood-nighttothecanyonthatanswersMy\"Joe!\"withitsechoof\"No!\"

P。S。

I’vejustgotyournote。Youdeceiver!

Howdaredyou——howCOULDyou?Oh,Joe!

TothinkI’vebeenkeptabelieverInthingsthatweresixmonthsago!

Andit’sYOU’VEbuiltthishouse,andthebank,too,Andthemills,andthestores,andallthat!

AndforeverythingchangedImustthankYOU,Whohave\"struckit\"onPovertyFlat!

Howdaredyougetrich——yougreatstupid!——

Likepapa,andsomementhatIknow,InsteadofjusttrustingtoCupidAndtomeforyourmoney?Ah,Joe!

Justtothinkyousentneveraword,dear,Tillyouwrotetopapaforconsent!

NowIknowwhytheyhadmetransferredhere,And\"thehealthofpapa\"——whatTHATmeant!

NowIknowwhytheycallthis\"TheLily;\"

WhythemanwhoshotSandyMcGeeYoumademayor!’Twasbecause——oh,yousilly!——

Heonce\"wentdownthemiddle\"withme!

I’vebeenfooledtothetopofmybenthere,Socome,andaskpardon——youknowThatyou’vestillgottogetMYconsent,dear!

Andjustthinkwhatthatechosaid——Joe!

V。PARODIES

BEFORETHECURTAIN

Behindthefootlightshangstherustybaize,AtrifleshabbyintheupturnedblazeOfflaringgasandcuriouseyesthatgaze。

Thestage,methinks,perhapsisnonetoowide,AndhardlyfitforroyalRichard’sstride,OrFalstaff’sbulk,orDenmark’syouthfulpride。

Ah,well!nopassionwalksitshumbleboards;

O’eritnokingnorvaliantHectorlords:

Thesimplestskillisallitsspaceaffords。

Thesongandjest,thedanceandtriflingplay,Thelocalhitatfolliesoftheday,Thetricktopassanidlehouraway,——

ForthesenotrumpetsthatannouncetheMoor,Noblastthatmakesthehero’swelcomesure,——

Asinglefiddleintheoverture!

TOTHEPLIOCENESKULL*

(AGEOLOGICALADDRESS)

\"Speak,Oman,lessrecent!Fragmentaryfossil!

Primalpioneerofplioceneformation,HidinlowestdriftsbelowtheearlieststratumOfvolcanictufa!

\"Olderthanthebeasts,theoldestPalaeotherium;

Olderthanthetrees,theoldestCryptogami;

Olderthanthehills,thoseinfantileeruptionsOfearth’sepidermis!

\"Eo——Mio——Plio——whatsoe’erthe’cene’wasThatthosevacantsocketsfilledwithaweandwonder,——

WhethershoresDevonianorSilurianbeaches,——

Tellusthystrangestory!

\"OrhastheprofessorslightlyantedatedBysomethousandyearsthyadventonthisplanet,Givingtheeanairthat’ssomewhatbetterfittedForcold-bloodedcreatures?

\"WertthoutruespectatorofthatmightyforestWhenabovethyheadthestatelySigillariaReareditscolumnedtrunksinthatremoteanddistantCarboniferousepoch?

\"Tellusofthatscene,——thedimandwaterywoodland,Songless,silent,hushed,withneverbirdorinsect,Veiledwithspreadingfrondsandscreenedwithtallclubmosses,Lycopodiacea,——

\"WhenbesidetheewalkedthesolemnPlesiosaurus,AndaroundtheecreptthefestiveIchthyosaurus,WhilefromtimetotimeabovetheeflewandcircledCheerfulPterodactyls。

\"Tellusofthyfood,——thosehalf-marinerefections,CrinoidsontheshellandBrachipodsaunaturel,——

CuttlefishtowhichthepieuvreofVictorHugoSeemsaperiwinkle。

\"Speak,thouawfulvestigeoftheearth’screation,Solitaryfragmentofremainsorganic!

Tellthewondroussecretofthypastexistence,——

Speak!thouoldestprimate!\"

EvenasIgazed,athrillofthemaxilla,Andalateralmovementofthecondyloidprocess,Withpost-pliocenesoundsofhealthymastication,Groundtheteethtogether。

Andfromthatimperfectdentalexhibition,Stainedwithexpressjuicesoftheweednicotian,Camethesehollowaccents,blentwithsoftermurmursOfexpectoration:

\"WhichmynameisBowers,andmycrustwasbustedFallingdownashaftinCalaverasCounty;

ButI’dtakeitkindlyifyou’dsendthepiecesHometooldMissouri!\"

*Seenotesatend。

THEBALLADOFMR。COOKE

LEGENDOFTHECLIFFHOUSE,SANFRANCISCO)

WherethesturdyoceanbreezeDrivesthesprayofroaringseas,ThattheCliffHousebalconiesOverlook:

There,inspiteofrainthatbalked,Withhissandalsdulychalked,Onceuponatight-ropewalkedMr。Cooke。

Butthejester’slightsomemien,Andhisspanglesandhissheen,AllhadvanishedwhenthesceneHeforsook。

Yetinsomedelusivehope,Insomevaguedesiretocope,ONEstillcametoviewtheropeWalkedbyCooke。

AmidBeauty’sbrightarray,Onthatstrangeeventfulday,Partlyhiddenfromthespray,Inanook,StoodFlorindaVeredeVere;

Who,withwind-disheveledhair,Andarapt,distractedair,GazedonCooke。

Thensheturned,andquicklycriedToherloveratherside,WhileherformwithloveandprideWildlyshook:

\"CliffordSnook!oh,hearmenow!

HereIbreakeachplightedvow;

There’sbutonetowhomIbow,Andthat’sCooke!\"

Haughtilythatyoungmanspoke:

\"Idescendfromnoblefolk;

’SevenOaks,’andthen’Se’nnoak,’

Lastly’Snook,’

IsthewaymynameItrace。

ShallayouthofnobleraceInaffairsoflovegiveplaceToaCooke?\"

\"CliffordSnook,IknowthyclaimTothatlineageandname,AndIthinkI’vereadthesameInHorneTooke;

ButIswear,byalldivine,Never,never,tobethine,TillthoucanstuponyonlineWalklikeCooke。\"

ThoughtothatgymnasticfeatHenoclosermightcompeteThantostrikeaBALANCE-sheetInabook;

YetthenceforwardfromthatdayHehisfigurewoulddisplayInsomewildathleticway,AfterCooke。

Onsomehouseholdeminence,Onaclothes-lineorafence,Overditches,drains,andthenceO’erabrook,He,byhighambitionled,Everwalkedandbalanced,Tillthepeople,wondering,said,\"HowlikeCooke!\"

Stepbystepdidheproceed,Nervedbyvalor,notbygreed,AndatlastthecrowningdeedUndertook。

Mistywasthemidnightair,Andthecliffwasbleakandbare,Whenhecametodoanddare,JustlikeCooke。

Throughthedarkness,o’ertheflow,Stretchedthelinewhereheshouldgo,StraightacrossasfliesthecrowOrtherook。

Onewildglancearoundhecast;

Thenhefacedtheoceanblast,AndhestrodethecablelastTouchedbyCooke。

Vainlyroaredtheangryseas,Vainlyblewtheoceanbreeze;

But,alas!thewalker’skneesHadacrook;

AndbeforehereachedtherockDidtheybothtogetherknock,Andhestumbledwithashock——

UnlikeCooke!

Downwarddroppinginthedark,Likeanarrowtoitsmark,Orafish-polewhenasharkBitesthehook,Droppedthepolehecouldnotsave,Droppedthewalker,andthewaveSwiftengulfedtherivalbraveOfJ。Cooke!

CamearoaracrosstheseaOfsea-lionsintheirglee,InatongueremarkablyLikeChinook;

Andthemaddenedsea-gullseemedStilltoutter,ashescreamed,\"PerishthusthewretchwhodeemedHimselfCooke!\"

ButonmistymoonlitnightsComesaskeletonintights,WalksoncemorethegiddyheightsHemistook;

Andunseentomortaleyes,Purgedofgrosserearthlyties,NowatlastinspiritguiseOutdoesCooke。

StillthesturdyoceanbreezeSweepsthesprayofroaringseas,WheretheCliffHousebalconiesOverlook;

Andthemaidensintheirprime,Readingofthismournfulrhyme,Weepwhere,intheoldentime,WalkedJ。Cooke。

THEBALLADOFTHEEMEU

Oh,say,haveyouseenattheWillowssogreen——

Socharmingandrurallytrue——

Asingularbird,withamannerabsurd,WhichtheycalltheAustralianEmeu?

HaveyouEverseenthisAustralianEmeu?

Ittrotsallaroundwithitsheadontheground,Orerectsitquiteoutofyourview;

Andtheladiesallcry,whenitsfiguretheyspy,\"Oh!whatasweetprettyEmeu!

Oh!doJustlookatthatlovelyEmeu!\"

Onedaytothisspot,whentheweatherwashot,CameMatildaHortenseFortescue;

Andbesidehertherecameayouthofhighname,——

AugustusFlorellMontague:

ThetwoBothlovedthatwild,foreignEmeu。

Withtwoloavesofbreadthentheyfedit,insteadOfthefleshofthewhiteCockatoo,WhichoncewasitsfoodinthatwildneighborhoodWhererangesthesweetKangaroo,ThattooIsgameforthefamousEmeu!

Oldsawsandgimletsbutitsappetitewhets,Liketheworld-famousbarkofPeru;

There’snothingsohardthatthebirdwilldiscard,AndnothingitstastewilleschewThatyouCangivethatlong-leggedEmeu!

Thetimeslippedawayinthisinnocentplay,WhenupjumpedtheboldMontague:

\"Where’sthatspecimenpinthatIgaylydidwinInraffle,andgaveuntoyou,Fortescue?\"

NowordspoketheguiltyEmeu!

\"Quick!tellmehisnamewhomthougavestthatsame,ErethesehandsinthybloodIimbrue!\"

\"Nay,dearest,\"shecried,assheclungtohisside,\"I’minnocentasthatEmeu!\"

\"Adieu!\"

Hereplied,\"MissM。H。Fortescue!\"

Downshedroppedathisfeet,allaswhiteasasheet,Aswildlyhefledfromherview;

Hethought’twashersin,——forheknewnotthepinHadbeengobbledupbytheEmeu;

AllthroughThevoracityofthatEmeu!

MRS。JUDGEJENKINS

(BEINGTHEONLYGENUINESEQUELTO\"MAUDMULLER\"

MaudMullerallthatsummerdayRakedthemeadowsweetwithhay;

Yet,lookingdownthedistantlane,ShehopedtheJudgewouldcomeagain。

Butwhenhecame,withsmileandbow,Maudonlyblushed,andstammered,\"Ha-ow?\"

Andspokeofher\"pa,\"andwonderedwhetherHe’dgiveconsenttheyshouldwedtogether。

OldMullerburstintears,andthenBeggedthattheJudgewouldlendhim\"ten;\"

Fortradewasdull,andwageslow,Andthe\"craps,\"thisyear,weresomewhatslow。

Anderethelanguidsummerdied,SweetMaudbecametheJudge’sbride。

Butonthedaythattheyweremated,Maud’sbrotherBobwasintoxicated;

AndMaud’srelations,twelveinall,WereverydrunkattheJudge’shall。

Andwhenthesummercameagain,Theyoungbrideborehimbabiestwain;

AndtheJudgewasblest,butthoughtitstrangeThatbearingchildrenmadesuchachange;

ForMaudgrewbroadandredandstout,AndthewaistthathisarmonceclaspedaboutWasmorethanhenowcouldspan;andheSighedashepondered,ruefully,HowthatwhichinMaudwasnativegraceInMrs。Jenkinswasoutofplace;

Andthoughtofthetwins,andwishedthattheyLookedlesslikethemenwhorakedthehayOnMuller’sfarm,anddreamedwithpainOfthedayhewandereddownthelane。

Andlookingdownthatdrearytrack,Hehalfregrettedthathecameback;

For,hadhewaited,hemighthavewedSomemaidenfairandthoroughbred;

Fortherebewomenfairasshe,Whoseverbsandnounsdomoreagree。

Alasformaiden!alasforjudge!

Andthesentimental,——that’sone-half\"fudge;\"

ForMaudsoonthoughttheJudgeabore,Withallhislearningandallhislore;

AndtheJudgewouldhavebarteredMaud’sfairfaceFormorerefinementandsocialgrace。

If,ofallwordsoftongueandpen,Thesaddestare,\"Itmighthavebeen,\"

Moresadarethesewedailysee:

\"Itis,buthadn’toughttobe。\"

AGEOLOGICALMADRIGAL

Ihavefoundoutagiftformyfair;

Iknowwherethefossilsabound,WherethefootprintsofAvesdeclareThebirdsthatoncewalkedontheground。

Oh,come,and——intechnicalspeech——

We’llwalkthisDevonianshore,OronsomeSilurianbeachWe’llwander,mylove,evermore。

IwillshowtheethesinuoustrackBytheslow-movingAnnelidmade,OrtheTrilobitethat,fartherback,IntheoldPotsdamsandstonewaslaid;

Thoushaltsee,inhisJurassictomb,ThePlesiosaurusembalmed;

InhisOoliticprimeandhisbloom,Iguanodonsafeandunharmed。

Youwished——Irememberitwell,AndIlovedyouthemoreforthatwish——

ForaperfectcystedianshellAndaWHOLEholocephalicfish。

Andoh,ifEarth’sstratacontainsInitslowestSiluriandrift,OrpalaeozoicremainsThesame,’tisyourlover’sfreegift!

Thencome,love,andneversaynay,Butcalmallyourmaidenlyfears;

We’llnote,love,inonesummer’sdayTherecordofmillionsofyears;

AndthoughtheDarwinianplanYoursensitivefeelingsmayshock,We’llfindthebeginningofman,Ourfossilancestors,inrock!

AVITOR

(ANAERIALRETROSPECT)

Whatwasitfilledmyyouthfuldreams,InplaceofGreekorLatinthemes,Orbeauty’swild,bewilderingbeams?

Avitor!

WhatvisionsandcelestialscenesIfilledwithaerialmachines,Montgolfier’sandMr。Green’s!

Avitor!

Whatfairytalesseemedthingsofcourse!

TherocthatbroughtSindbadacross,TheCalendar’sownwingedhorse!

Avitor!

HowmanythingsItookforfacts,——

Icarusandhisconductlax,Andhowhesealedhisfatewithwax!

Avitor!

ThefirstballoonsIsoughttosail,Soap-bubblesfair,butalltoofrail,Orkites,——buttherebyhangsatail。

Avitor!

WhatmademelaunchfromattictallAkittenandaparasol,Andwatchtheirbitter,frightfulfall?

Avitor!

WhatyouthfuldreamsofhighrenownBademeinflatetheparson’sgown,Thatwentnotup,noryetcamedown?

Avitor!

MyfirstascentImaynottell;

EnoughtoknowthatinthatwellMyfirsthighaspirationsfell。