第1章

THEACTORSNAMES。

OLDCROMWELL,aBlack-smithatPutney。

YoungTHOMASCROMWELLhisson。

HODGE,WILL,andTOM,oldCromwell’sservants。

EarlofBEDFORDandhisHost。

DukesofNORFOLKandSUFFOLK。

SirCHRISTOPHERHALES。

CardinalWOLSEY。

SirTHOMASMOOR。

GARDINERBishopofWinchester。

SirRALPHSADLER。

M。BOUSERaMerchant。

BANISTER,abrokenMerchantandhiswife。

BAGOT,acruelcovetousBroker。

FRISKIBALLaFlorentineMerchant。

TheGovernoursoftheENGLISHhouseatANTWERP。

StatesandOfficersofBONONIA。

Good-manSEELYandhiswifeJOAN。

CHORUS。

APOST。

MESSENGERS。

USHERSandSERVANTS。

LIEUTENANTOFTHETOWER。

TWOCITIZENS。

TWOMERCHANTS。

ACTI。SCENEI。Putney。Theentranceofasmith’sshop。

[EnterthreeSmiths,Hodgeandtwoother,oldCromwell’smen。]

HODGE。

Come,masters,Ithinkitbepastfiveaclock;isitnottimewewereatwork:myoldMasterhe’llbestirringanon。

FIRSTSMITH。

Icannottellwhethermyoldmasterwillbestirringorno:butIamsureIcanhardlytakemyafternoon’snap,formyyoungMasterThomas,hekeepssuchaquileinhisstudy,withtheSun,andtheMoon,andthesevenstars,thatIdoverilythinkhe’llreadouthiswife。

HODGE。

Heskillofthestars!there’sgood-manCarofFulhum,hethatcarriedustothestrongAle,wheregoodyTrundellhadhermaidgotwithchild:Oheknowsthestars。He’lltickleyouCharlesWaineinninedegrees。

ThatsamemanwilltellyougoodyTrundellwhenherAleshallmiscarry,onlybythestars。

SECONDSMITH。

Aye,that’sagreatvirtue;indeedIthinkThomasbenobodyincomparisontohim。

FIRSTSMITH。

Well,masters,come,shallwetoourhammers?

HODGE。

Aye,content;firstlet’stakeourmorning’sdraught,andthentoworkroundly。

SECONDSMITH。

Aye,agreed;goin,Hodge。

[Exitomnes。]

ACTI。SCENEII。Thesame。

[EnteryoungCromwell。]

CROMWELL。

Goodmorrow,morn,Idosalutethybrightness。

Thenightseemstedioustomytroubledsoul,WhoseblackobscuritybindsinmymindAthousandsundrycogitations:

AndnowAurora,withalivelydye,Addscomforttomyspiritthatmountsonhigh——

Toohighindeed,mystatebeingsomean。

Mystudy,likeamineralofgold,Makesmyheartproud,whereinmyhopesenrolled;

MybooksisallthewealthIdopossess。

[Herewithintheymustbeatwiththeirhammers。]

AnduntothemIhaveengagedmyheart。

Olearning,howdivinethouseemstome:

Withinwhosearmsisallfelicity。

Peacewithyourhammers!leaveyourknockingthere:

Youdodisturbmystudyandmyrest。

Leaveoff,Isay,youmadmewiththenoise。

[EnterHodgeandthetwoMen。]

HODGE。

Why,hownow,MasterThomas,hownow?Willyounotletusworkforyou?

CROMWELL。

Youfretmyheart,withmakingofthisnoise。

HODGE。

How,fretyourheart?Aye,butThomas,you’llfretyourfather’spurseifyouletusfromworking。

SECONDSMITH。

Aye,thistisforhimtomakehimagentleman。Shallweleaveworkforyourmusing?that’swell,Ifaith;

Butherecomesmyoldmasternow。

[EnterOldCromwell。]

OLDCROMWELL。

Youidleknaves,what,areyouloiteringnow?

Nohammerswalkingandmyworktodo!

What,notaheatamongyourworktoday?

HODGE。

Marry,sir,yoursonThomaswillnotletusworkatall。

OLDCROMWELL。

Why,knave,Isay,haveIthuscarked&car’dAndalltokeeptheelikeagentleman;

Anddostthouletmyservantsattheirwork,Thatsweatforthee,knave,labourthusforthee?

CROMWELL。

Father,theirhammersdooffendmystudy。

OLDCROMWELL。

Outofmydoors,knave,ifthoulikestitnot。

Icryyoumercy!isyourearssofine?

Itellthee,knave,thesegetwhenIdosleep;

IwillnothavemyAnvilstandforthee。

CROMWELL。

There’smoney,father,Iwillpayyourmen。

[Hethrowsmoneyamongthem。]

OLDCROMWELL。

HaveIthusbroughttheeupuntomycost,Inhopethatonedaythouwouldstrelievemyage,Andartthounowsolavishofthycoin,Toscatteritamongtheseidleknaves。

CROMWELL。

Father,bepatient,andcontentyourself。

ThetimewillcomeIshallholdgoldastrash:

AndhereIspeakwithapresagingsoul,Tobuildapalacewherenowthiscottagestands,AsfineasisKingHenry’shouseatSheene。

OLDCROMWELL。

Youbuildahouse!youknave,you’llbeabeggar。

Now,aforeGod,allisbutcastaway,Thatisbestoweduponthisthriftlesslad。

Well,hadIboundhimtosomehonesttrade,Thishadnotbeen,butitwashismother’sdoing,TosendhimtotheUniversity。

How?buildahousewherenowthiscottagestands,AsfairasthatatSheene!——[Aside。]Heshallnothearme。

AgoodboyTom!IcontheethankTom!

WellsaidTom!gramarciesTom!——

Intoyourwork,knaves;hence,yousaucyboy。

[ExitallbutyoungCromwell。]

CROMWELL。

Whyshouldmybirthkeepdownmymountingspirit?

Arenotallcreaturessubjectuntotime:

Totime,whodothabusetheworld,Andfillsitfullofhodge-podgebastardy?

There’slegionsnowofbeggarsontheearth,ThattheiroriginaldidspringfromKings:

AndmanyMonarchsnowwhosefatherswereTheriffe-raffeoftheirage:forTimeandFortuneWearsoutanobletraintobeggary,AndfromthehunghillminionsdoadvanceTostateandmarkinthisadmiringworld。

Thisisbutcourse,whichinthenameofFateIsseenasoftenasitwhirlsabout:

TheRiverThames,thatbyourdoordothpass,Hisfirstbeginningisbutsmallandshallow:

Yetkeepingonhiscourse,growstoasea。

AndlikewiseWolsey,thewonderofourage,Hisbirthasmeanasmine,aButcher’sson,Nowwhowithinthislandagreaterman?

Then,Cromwell,cheertheeup,andtellthysoul,Thatthoumaistlivetoflourishandcontrol。

[EnterOldCromwell。]

OLDCROMWELL。

TomCromwell!what,Tom,Isay!

CROMWELL。

Doyoucall,sir。

OLDCROMWELL。

HereismasterBowsercometoknowifyouhavedispatchedhispetitionfortheLordsofthecounselorno。

CROMWELL。

Father,Ihave;pleaseyoutocallhimin。

OLDCROMWELL。

That’swellsaid,Tom;agoodlad,Tom。

[EnterMasterBowser。]

BOWSER。

Now,MasterCromwell,haveyoudispatchedthispetition?

CROMWELL。

Ihave,sir;hereitis:pleaseyouperuseit。

BOWSER。

Itshallnotneed;we’llreaditaswegobywater:

And,MasterCromwell,IhavemadeamotionMaydoyougood,andifyoulikeofit。

OurSecretaryatAntwerp,sir,isdead,AndtheMerchantstherehathsenttome,Fortoprovideamanfitfortheplace:

NowIdoknownonefitterthanyourself,Ifwithyourlikingitstand,masterCromwell。

CROMWELL。

Withallmyheart,sir,andImuchambound,Inloveanddutyforyourkindnessshown。

OLDCROMWELL。

Bodyofme,Tom,makehaste,leastsomebodygetbetweentheeandhome,Tom。Ithankyou,goodmasterBowser,Ithankyouformyboy;I

thankyoualways,Ithankyoumostheartily,sir。

Ho,acupofBeerthereformasterBowser。

BOWSER。

Itshallnotneed,sir。MasterCromwell,willyougo?

CROMWELL。

Iwillattendyou,sir。

OLDCROMWELL。

Farewell,Tom;Godblessthee,Tom;Godspeedthee,goodTom。

[Exitomnes。]

ACTI。SCENEIII。London。AstreetbeforeFrescobald’shouse。

[EnterBagot,aBroker,solus。]

BAGOT。

Ihopethisdayisfataluntosome,AndbytheirlossmustBagotseektogain。

ThisisthelodgingofmasterFriskiball,AliberalMerchant,andaFlorentine,TowhomBanisterowesathousandpound,AMerchantBanckrout,whoseFatherwasmymaster。

WhatdoIcareforpityorregard?

Heoncewaswealthy,buthenowisfallen,AndthismorninghaveIgothimarrested,AtthesuitofmasterFriskiball,AndbythismeansshallIbesureofcoin,Fordoingthissamegoodtohimunknown:

Andingoodtime,seewherethemerchantcomes。

[EnterFriskiball。]

BAGOT。

GoodmorrowtokindmasterFriskiball。

FRISKIBALL。

Goodmorrowtoyourself,goodmasterBagot,Andwhat’sthenews,youaresoearlystirring:

Itisforgain,Imakenodoubtofthat。

BAGOT。

Itisforthelove,sir,thatIbeartoyou。

WhendidyouseeyourdebtorBanister?

FRISKIBALL。

Ipromiseyou,IhavenotseenthemanThistwomonthsday;hispovertyissuch,AsIdothinkheshamestoseehisfriends。

BAGOT。

Why,then,assureyourselftoseehimstraight,ForatyoursuitIhavearrestedhim,Andheretheywillbewithhimpresently。

FRISKIBALL。

Arresthimatmysuit?youweretoblame。

Iknowtheman’smisfortunetobesuch,Ashe’snotablefortopaythedebt,Andwereitknowntosomehewereundone。

BAGOT。

Thisisyourpitifulhearttothinkitso,ButyouaremuchdeceivedinBanister。

Whysuchashewillbreakforfashionsake,Anduntothosetheyoweathousandpound,Payscarceahundred。O,sir,bewareofhim。

ThemanislewdlygiventoDiceandDrabs,Spendsallhehathinharlots’companies;

Itisnomercyfortopityhim。

Ispeakthetruthofhim,fornothingelse,ButforthekindnessthatIbeartoyou。

FRISKIBALL。

Ifitbeso,hehathdeceivedmemuch,Andtodealstrictlywithsuchaoneashe——

Betterseverethantoomuchlenity。

ButhereisMasterBanisterhimself,Andwithhim,asItake,theofficers。

[EnterBanister,hiswife,andtwoofficers。]

BANISTER。

OmasterFriskiball,youhaveundoneme。

Mystatewaswellnighoverthrownbefore,Nowaltogetherdown-castbyyourmeans。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

OmasterFriskiball,pitymyhusband’scase。

heisamanhathlivedaswellasany,TillenviousfortuneandtheravenousseaDidrob,disrobe,andspoilusofourown。

FRISKIBALL。

MistressBanister,Ienvynotyourhusband,NorwillinglywouldIhaveusedhimthus,ButthatIhearheissolewdlygiven,Hauntswickedcompany,andhathenoughTopayhisdebts,yetwillnotbeknownthereof。

BANISTER。

ThisisthatdamnedBroker,thatsameBagot,WhomIhaveoftenfrommyFrencherfed。

IngratefulVillainfortousemethus!

BAGOT。

WhatIhavesaidtohimisnaughtbuttruth。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

Whatthouhastsaidspringsfromanenviousheart。

ACannibalthatdotheatmenalive!

Buthereuponmyknee,believeme,sir,AndwhatIspeak,sohelpmeGod,istrue:

Wescarcehavemeattofeedourlittlebabes。

MostofourPlateisinthatBroker’shand,Which,hadwemoneytodefrayourdebt,Othink,。wewouldnotbidethatpenury。

Bemerciful,kindmasterFriskiball。

Myhusband,children,andmyselfwilleatButonemealaday,theotherwillWekeepandsellAsparttopaythedebtweowetoyou:

Ifevertearsdidpierceatendermind,Bepitiful,letmesomefavourfind。

BAGOT。

Benotyousomad,sir,tobelievehertears。

FRISKIBALL。

Goto,Iseethouartanenviousman。

GoodmistressBanister,kneelnottome;

Iprayriseup,youshallhaveyourdesire。

Hold;officers,begone,there’sforyourpains。——

Youknowyouowetomeathousandpound:

Here,takemyhand;ifearGodmakeyouable,Andplaceyouinyourformerstateagain,Payme:butifstillyourfortunefrown,UponmyfaithI’llneveraskyoucrown:

Ineveryetdidwrongtomeninthrall,ForGoddothknowwhattomyselfmayfall。

BANISTER。

Thisunexpectedfavour,undeserved,Dothmakemyheartbleedinwardlywithjoy。

Ne’ermayoughtprosperwithmeismyown,IfIforgetthiskindnessyouhaveshown。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

Mychildrenintheirprayers,bothnightandday,Foryourgoodfortuneandsuccessshallpray。

FRISKIBALL。

Ithankyouboth;Ipray,dodinewithme。

Withinthesethreedays,ifGodgivemeleave,IwilltoFlorence,tomynativehome。

Bagot,hold;there’saPortaguetodrink,Althoughyouilldeserveditbyyourmerit。

Givenotsuchcruelscopeuntoyourheart;

Besuretheillyoudowillberequited。

RememberwhatIsay,Bagot;farewell。

Come,MasterBanister;youshallwithme。

Myfareisbutsimple,butwelcomeheartily。

[ExitallbutBagot。]

BAGOT。

Aplaguegowithyou;wouldyouhadeatyourlast!

IsthisthethanksIhaveforallmypains?

Confusionlightuponyouallforme。

Wherehehadwonttogiveascoreofcrowns,DothhenowfoistmewithaPortague?

Well,IwillberevengeduponthisBanister。

I’lltohiscreditors,buyallthedebtsheowes,AsseemingthatIdoitforgoodwill。

Iamsuretohavethemataneasyrate,Andwhentisdone,inchristendomhestaysnot,ButI’llmakehishearttoachewithsorrow:

AndifthatBanisterbecomemydebtor,ByheavenandearthI’llmakehisplaguethegreater。

[ExitBagot。]

ACTII。

[EnterChorus。]

CHORUS。

Now,gentlemen,imaginethatyoungCromwellisInAntwerpledgerfortheEnglishMerchants:

AndBanister,toshunthisBagot’shate,Hearingthathehathgotsomeofhisdebts,IsfledtoAntwerp,withhiswifeandchildren;

WhichBagothearingisgoneafterthem:

Andthithersendshisbillsofdebtbefore,ToberevengedonwretchedBanister。

Whatdothfallout,withpatiencesitandsee,Ajustrequitaloffalsetreachery。

[Exit。]

ACTII。SCENEI。Antwerp。

[Cromwellinhisstudywithbagsofmoneybeforehimcastingofaccount。]

CROMWELL。

Thusfarmyreckoningdothgostraight&even,But,Cromwell,thissameploydingfitsnotthee:

Thymindisaltogethersetontravel,AndnottolivethuscloisteredlikeaNun。

Itisnotthissametrashthatiregard,Experienceisthejewelofmyheart。

[EnteraPost。]

POST。

Ipray,sir,areyoureadytodispatchme?

CROMWELL。

Yes;here’sthosesumsofmoneyyoumustcarry;

YougosofarasFrankford,doyounot?

POST。

Ido,sir。

CROMWELL。

Well,pritheemakeallthehatethoucanst,FortherebecertainEnglishgentlemenAreboundforVenice,andmyhappilywant,Andifthatyoushouldlingerbytheway:

Butinhopethatyou’llmakegoodspeed,There’stwoAngelstobuyyouspursandwands。

POST。

Ithankyou,sir;thiswilladdwingsindeed。

[ExitPost。]

CROMWELL。

GoldisofpowerwouldmakeanEaglespeed。

[EnterMistressBanister。]

Whatgentlewomanisthisthatgrievessomuch?

Itseemsshedothaddressherselftome。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

Godsaveyou,sir,sir;pray,isyournamemasterCromwell?

CROMWELL。

MynameisThomasCromwell,gentlewoman。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

KnowyounotoneBagot,sir,that’scometoAntwerp?

CROMWELL。

No,trustme,Ineversawtheman,ButherearebillsofdebtIhavereceived,AgainstoneBanister,aMerchantfallenintodecay。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

Intodecay,indeed,longofthatwretch。

IamthewifetowoefulBanister:

AndbythatbloodyvillainampursuedFromLondonheretoAntwerp。

Myhusbandheisinthegovernour’shands,AndGodnodoubtwilltrebleblessyourgain。

CROMWELL。

GoodmistressBanister,whatIcan,Iwill,Inanythingthatlieswithinmypower。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

OspeaktoBagot,thatsamewickedwretch,AnAngel’svoicemaymoveadamneddevil。

CROMWELL。

Why,ishecometoAntwerp,asyouhere?

MISTRESSBANISTER。

Iheardhelandedsometwohourssince。

CROMWELL。

Well,mistressBanister,assureyourself。

I’llspeaktoBagotinyourownbehalf,AndwinhimtoallthepitythatIcan。

Meantime,tocomfortyouinyourdistress,ReceivetheseAngelstorelieveyourneed,AndbeassuredthatwhatIcaneffectTodoyougood,nowayIwillneglect。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

ThatmightyGod,thatknowseachmortal’sheart,Keepyoufromtrouble,sorrow,grief,andsmart。

[ExitMistressBanister。]

CROMWELL。

Thanks,courteouswoman,forthyheartyprayer。

Itgrievesmysoultoseehermisery,Butwethatliveundertheworkoffate,Mayhopethebest,yetknowsnottowhatstateOurstarsanddestinieshathusassigned。

Fickleisfortuneandherfaceisblind。

[Exit。]

ACTII。SCENEII。AstreetinAntwerp。

[EnterBagotsolus。]

BAGOT。

Soallgoeswell;itisasIwouldhaveit。

BanisterheiswiththeGovernourAndshortlyshallhaveguivesuponhisheels。

Itgladsmyhearttothinkupontheslave;

Ihopetohavehisbodyrotinprison,Andafterherehiswifetohangherself,Andallhischildrendieforwantoffood。

TheJewelsthatIhavebroughttoAntwerpArerecondtobeworthfivethousandpound,Whichscarcelystoodmeinthreehundrethpound。

Iboughtthemataneasykindofrate;

IcarenotwhichwaytheycamebythemThatsoldthemme,itcomesnotnearmyheart:

Andleastthyshouldbestolen——assuretheyare——

IthoughtitmeettosellthemhereinAntwerp,AndsohaveleftthemintheGovernour’shand,WhooffersmewithintwohundrethpoundOfallmyprice。Butnownomoreofthat:

Imustgoseeandifmybillsbesafe,ThewhichIsenttomasterCromwell,Thatifthewindshouldkeepmeonthesea,HemightarresthimherebeforeIcame:

[EnterCromwell。]

Andingoodtime,seewhereheis。Godsaveyousir。

CROMWELL。

Andyou:praypardonme,Iknowyounot。

BAGOT。

Itmaybeso,sir,butmynameisBagot,Themanthatsenttoyouthebillsofdebt。

CROMWELL。

O,themanthatpursuesBanister。

Herearethebillsofdebtyousenttome:

Asfortheman,youknowbestwhereheis。

Itisreportedyouhaveaflintyheart,Amindthatwillnotstooptoanypity,Aneyethatknowsnothowtoshedatear,Ahandthat’salwaysopenforreward;

But,masterBagot,wouldyouberuledbyme,Youshouldturnallthesetothecontrary。

Yourheartshouldstillhavefeelingofremorse,YourmindaccordingtoyourstatebeliberalTothosethatstandinneedandindistress;

Yourhandtohelpthemthatdostandinwant,Ratherthanwithyourpoisetoholdthemdown;

Foreveryillturnshowyourselfmorekind;

ThusshouldIdo;pardon,Ispeakmymind。

BAGOT。

Aye,sir,youspeaktohearwhatIwouldsay,Butyoumustlive,Iknow,aswellasI:

Iknowthisplacetobeextortion,Andtisnotforamantokeephim,Buthemustlie,cogwithhisdearestfriend,Andasforpity,scornit,hateallconscience。

ButyetIdocommendyourwitinthis,TomakeashowofwhatIhopeyouarenot;

ButIcommendyouandtiswelldone:

Thisistheonlywaytobringyourgain。

CROMWELL。

Mygain!Ihadratherchainmetoanoar,Andlikeaslavetheretoiloutallmylife,BeforeI’dlivesobaseaslaveasthou:

I,likeanhypocrite,tomakeashowOfseemingvirtueandadevilwithin!

No,Bagot,wouldthyconsciencewereasclear:

PoorBanisterne’erhadbeentroubledhere。

BAGOT。

Nay,goodmasterCromwell;benotangry,sir。

Iknowfullwellyouarenosuchman;

ButifyourconsciencewereaswhiteasSnow,Itwillbethoughtthatyouareotherwise。

CROMWELL。

WillitbethoughtthatIamotherwise?

Letthemthatthinksoknowtheyaredeceived。

ShallCromwelllivetohavehisfaithmisconstered?

Antwerp,forallthewealthwithinthyTown,Iwillnotstayherenottwohourslonger。

Asgoodluckserves,myaccountsareallmadeeven;

ThereforeI’llstraightuntothetreasurer。

Bagot,Iknowyou’lltothegovernour;

Commendmetohim,sayIamboundtotravail,ToseethefruitfulpartsofItaly,AndasyoueverboreaChristianmind,LetBanistersomefavourofyoufind。

BAGOT。

Foryoursake,sir,I’llhelphimallIcan——

[Aside。]Tostarvehisheartouterehegetagroat。

So,masterCromwell,doItakemyleave,ForImuststraightuntothegovernour。

[ExitBagot。]

CROMWELL。

Farewell,sir;prayyourememberwhatIsaid。——

No,Cromwell,no;thyheartwasne’ersobase,Tolivebyfalsehoodorbybrokery!

But’tfallesoutwell,Ilittleitrepent;

Hereafter,timeintravelshallbespent。

[EnterHodge,hisfather’sman。]

HODGE。

YoursonThomas,quothyou:IhavebeenThomast!

Ihadthoughtithadbeennosuchmattertoagonebywater:foratPutneyI’llgoyoutoParish-gardenfortwopence,sitasstillasmaybe,withoutanywaggingorjoltinginmyguts,inalittleboattoo:herewewerescarcefourmileinthegreatgreenwater,butI——thinkingtogotomyafternoon’surgings,astwasmymannerathome——butIfeltakindofrisinginmyguts。AtlastoneatheSailorsspyingofme,beagoodcheer,sayshe,setdownthyvictuals,andupwithit,thouhastnothingbutanEelinthybelly。WelltootwentI,tomyvictualswenttheSailors,andthinkingmetobeamanofbetterexperiencethananyintheship,askedmewhatWoodtheshipwasmadeof:theyallsworeItoldthemasrightasifIhadbeenacquaintedwiththeCarpenterthatmadeit。Atlastwegrewnearland,andIgrewvillainoushungry,wenttomybag:thedevilabittherewas。TheSailorshadtickledme;yetIcannotblamethem:itwasapartofkindness,forIinkindnesstoldthemwhatWoodtheshipwasmadeof,andtheyinkindnesseatupmyvictuals,asindeedonegoodturnaskethanother。Well,wouldIcouldfindmymasterThomasinthisDutchTown;hemightputsomeEnglishBeerintomybelly。

CROMWELL。

What,Hodge,myfather’sman?bymyhand,welcome!

Howdothmyfather?what’sthenewsathome?

HODGE。

MasterThomas,OGod,masterThomas,yourhand,gloveandall。Thisistogiveyoutounderstandingthatyourfatherisinhealth,andAliceDowningherehathsentyouaNutmeg,&BessMakewateraraceofGinger;myfellowWill&Tomhathbetweenthemsentyouadozenofpoints,&goodmanTolleoftheGoatapairofmittens;myselfcameinperson:andthisisallthenews。

CROMWELL。

Gramarcy,goodHodge,andthouartwelcometome,Butinasillatimethoucomestasmaybe:

ForIamtravellingintoItaly。

Whatsayestthou,Hodge?wiltthoubearmecompany?

HODGE。

WillIbeartheecompany,Tom?Whattell’stmeofItaly?

wereittothefurthestpartofFlanders,Iwouldgowiththee,Tom。Iamthineinallwealandwoe,thyowntocommand。What,Tom!IhavepassedtherigorouswavesofNeptune’sblasts;Itellyou,Thomas,Ihavebeeninthedangerofthefloods;andwhenIhaveseenBoreasbegintoplaytheRuffinwithus,thenwouldIdownofmykneesandcalluponVulcan。

CROMWELL。

Andwhyuponhim?

HODGE。

Because,asthissamefellowNeptuneisGodoftheSeas,soVulcanisLordovertheSmiths,andtherefore,I,beingaSmith,thoughthisGodheadwouldhavesomecareyetofme。

CROMWELL。

Agoodconceit,buttellme,hastthoudinedyet?

HODGE。

Thomas,tospeakthetruth,notabityetI。

CROMWELL。

Come,gowithme;thoushalthavecheergoodstore。

Andfarewell,Antwerp,ifIcomenomore。

HODGE。

Ifollowthee,sweetTom,Ifollowthee。

[Exitomnes。]

ACTII。SCENEIII。Anotherstreetinthesame。

[EntertheGovernouroftheEnglishhouse,Bagot,Banister,hiswife,andtwoofficers。]

GOVERNOUR。

IsCromwellgonethen,sayyou,masterBagot?

Whatdislike,Ipray?whatwasthecause?

BAGOT。

Totellyoutrue,awildbrainofhisown;

Suchyouthastheycannotseewhentheyarewell:

Heisallbenttotravail,that’shisreason,Anddothnotlovetoeathisbreadathome。

GOVERNOUR。

Well,goodfortunewithhim,ifthemanbegone。

Wehardlyshallfindsuchaoneashe,Tofitourturns;hisdealingsweresohonest。

Butnow,sir,foryourJewelsthatIhave,Whatdoyousay?willyoutakemyprise?

BAGOT。

O,sir,youoffertoomuchunderfoot。

GOVERNOUR。

Tisbuttwohundredpoundbetweenus,man。

What’sthatinpaymentoffivethousandpound?

BAGOT。

Twohundredpound!birlady,sir,tisgreat:

BeforeIgotsomuch,itmademesweat。

GOVERNOUR。

Well,MasterBagot,I’llproferyoufairly。

YouseethisMerchant,masterBanister,Isgoingnowtoprisonatyoursuit。

Hissubstanceallisgone;whatwouldyouhave?

YetinregardIknewthemanofwealth——

Neverdishonestdealing,butsuchmishapsHathfallenonhim,maylightonmeoryou——

Thereistwohundredpoundbetweenus;

Wewilldividethesame:I’llgiveyouone,Onthatconditionyouwillsethimfree:

Hisstateisnothing,thatyouseeyourself,Andwherenaughtis,theKingmustlosehisright。

BAGOT。

Sir,sir,youspeakoutofyourlove,Tisfoolishlove,sir,sure,topityhim:

Therefore,contentyourself;thisismymind:

TodohimgoodIwillnotbateapenny。

BANISTER。

Thisismycomfort:thoughthoudoostnogood,Amightyebbfollowsamightyflood。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

Othoubasewretch,whomwehavefosteredEvenasaSerpentfortopoisonus,IfGoddideverrightawoman’swrong,TothatsameGodIbendandbowmyheart,Tolethisheavywrathfallonthyhead,Bywhommyhopesandjoysarebutchered。

BAGOT。

Alas,fondwoman,Ipraythee,praythyworst;

TheFoxfaresbetterstillwhenheiscurst。

[EnterMasterBowser,aMerchant。]

GOVERNOUR。

MasterBowser!you’rewelcome,sir,fromEngland。

What’sthebestnews?howdothallourfriends?

BOWSER。

Theyareallwellanddocommendthemtoyou:

There’slettersfromyourbrotherandyourson:

Sofairyouwell,sir;Imusttakemyleave。

Myhasteandbusinessdothrequiresuch。

GOVERNOUR。

Beforeyoudine,sir?What,goyououtoftown?

BOWSER。

Aye,faith,unlessIhearsomenewsintown,Imustaway;thereisnoremedy。

GOVERNOUR。

MasterBowser,whatisyourbusiness?mayIknowit?

BOWSER。

Youmay,sir,andsoshallalltheCity。

TheKingoflatehathhadhistreasuryrobbed,Andofthechoicestjewelsthathehad:

Thevalueofthemwassomeseventhousandpound。

Thefellowthatdidstealthesejewels,heishanged,AnddidconfessthatforthreehundredpoundHesoldthemtooneBagotdwellinginLondon:

NowBagot’sfled,and,aswehear,toAntwerp,AndhitheramIcometoseekhimout;

AndtheythatfirstcantellmeofhisnewsShallhaveahundredpoundfortheirreward。

BANISTER。

HowjustisGodtorighttheinnocent。

GOVERNOUR。

MasterBowser,youcomeinhappytime:

HereisthevillainBagotthatyouseek,AndallthosejewelshaveIinmyhands。

Officers,looktohim,holdhimfast。

BAGOT。

Thedeviloughtmeashame,andnowhathpaidit。

BOWSER。

IsthisthatBagot?fellows,bearhimhence。

Wewillnotnowstandforhisreply。

LadehimwithIrons;wewillhavehimtriedInEngland,wherehisvillainiesareknown。

BAGOT。

Mischief,confusion,lightuponyouall!

Ohangme,drownme,letmekillmyself!

Letgomyarms;letmerunquicktohell。

BOWSER。

Away,bearhimaway;stoptheslave’smouth。

[Theycarryhimaway。]

MISTRESSBANISTER。

Thyworksareinfinite,greatGodofheaven。

GOVERNOUR。

IheardthisBagotwasawealthyfellow。

BOWSER。

Hewasindeed,forwhenhisgoodswereseized,OfJewels,coin,andPlatewithinhishouse,Wasfoundthevalueoffivethousandpound;

Hisfurniturefullyworthhalfsomuch,Whichbeingallstrainedfor,fortheKing,HefranklygaveittotheAntwerpmerchants,Andtheyagain,outoftheirbounteousmind,Hathtoabrotheroftheircompany,AmandecayedbyfortuneoftheSeas,GivenBagot’swealth,tosethimupagain,Andkeepitforhim:hisnameisBanister。

GOVERNOUR。

MasterBowser,withthishappynewsYouhaverevivedtwofromthegatesofdeath:

ThisisthatBanister,andthishiswife。

BOWSER。

Sir,Iamgladmyfortuneissogood,Tobringsuchtidingsasmaycomfortyou。

BANISTER。

Youhavegivenlifeuntoamandeemeddead,Forbythesenews,mylifeisnewlybred。

MISTRESSBANISTER。

ThankstomyGod,nexttomySovereignKing,Andlasttoyouthatthesegoodhopesdothbring。

GOVERNOUR。

ThehundredpoundImustreceiveasdueForfindingBagot,Ifreelygivetoyou。

BOWSER。

And,MasterBanister,ifsoyouplease,I’llbearyoucompany,whenyoucrosstheSeas。

BANISTER。

Ifitpleaseyou,sir;mycompanyisbutmean。

Standswithyourliking,I’llwaitonyou。

GOVERNOUR。

Iamgladthatallthingsdoaccordsowell:

Come,MasterBowser,letusintodinner:

And,MistressBanister,bemerry,woman!

Come,aftersorrownowlet’scheeryourspirit;

Knaveshavetheirdue,andyoubutwhatyoumerit。

[Exitomnes。]

ACTIII。SCENEI。TheprincipalbridgeatFlorence。

[EnterCromwellandHodgeintheirshirts,andwithoutHats。]

HODGE。

Callyethisseeingoffashions?Marry,wouldIhadstayedatPutneystill。O,MasterThomas,wearespoiled,wearegone。

CROMWELL。

Contentthee,man,thisisbutfortune。

HODGE。

Fortune;aplagueofthisFortunemakesmegowetshod;

therogueswouldnotleavemeashoetomyfeet。Formyhose,theyscornedthemwiththeirheels;butformyDoubletandHat,OLord,theyembracedme,andunlacedme,andtookawaymyclothes,andsodisgracedme。

CROMWELL。

Well,Hodge,whatremedy?Whatshiftshallwemakenow?

HODGE。

Nay,Iknownot。ForbeggingIamnaught,forstealingworse:

bymytroth,Imustevenfalltomyoldtrade,totheHammerandtheHorseheelsagain:butnowtheworstis,Iamnotacquaintedwiththehumorofthehorsesinthiscountry,whethertheyarenotcoltish,givenmuchtokicking,orno;forwhenI

haveoneleginmyhand,ifheshouldupandlaytotheronmychops,Iweregone:therelayI,therelayHodge。

CROMWELL。

Hodge,Ibelievethoumustworkforusboth。

HODGE。

O,MasterThomas,havenotItoldyouofthis?havenotImanyatimeandoftensaid,Tom,orMasterThomas,learntomakeaHorse-shoe,itwillbeyourownanotherday:thiswasnotregarded。Harkyou,Thomas,whatdoyoucallthefellowsthatrobbedus?

CROMWELL。

TheBandetti。

HODGE。

TheBandetti,doyoucallthem?Iknownotwhattheyarecalledhere,butIamsurewecallthemplainthievesinEngland。O

Thomas,thatwewerenowatPutney,atthealethere。

CROMWELL。

Contentthee,man;heresetupthesetwobills,Andletuskeepourstandingonthebridge:

Thefashionofthiscountryissuch,Ifanystrangerbeoppressedwithwant,Towritethemannerofhismisery,Andsuchasaredisposedtosuccourhim,Willdoit。What,hastthousetthemup?

HODGE。

Aye,they’reup;Godsendsometoreadthem,andnotonlytoreadthem,butalsotolookonus;andnotaltogethertolookonus,[Onestandsatoneend,andoneattother。]

Buttorelieveus。Ocold,cold,cold。

[EnterFriskiball,theMerchant,andreadsthebills。]

FRISKIBALL。

What’shere?twoEnglishmenrobbedbytheBandetti!

Oneofthemseemstobeagentleman。

Tispitythathisfortunewassohard,Tofallintothedesperatehandsofthieves。

I’llquestionhimofwhatestateheis。

Godsaveyou,sir;areyouanEnglishman?

CROMWELL。

Iam,sir,adistressEnglishman。

FRISKIBALL。

Andwhatareyou,myfriend?

HODGE。

Who?I,sir?bymytroth,IdonotknowmyselfwhatIamnow,but,sir,Iwasasmith,sir,apoorFarrierofPutney。That’smymaster,sir,yonder。Iwasrobbedforhissake,sir。

FRISKIBALL。

IseeyouhavebeenmetbytheBandetti,Andthereforeneednotaskhowyoucamethus。

But,Friskiball,whydoostthouquestionthemOftheirestateandnotrelievetheirneed?

Sir,thecoinIhaveaboutmeisnotmuch:

There’ssixteenDucatsfortoclotheyourselves,There’ssixteenmoretobuyyourdietwith,Andthere’ssixteentopayforyourhorsehire:

Tisallthewealth,yousee,mypursepossesses,Butifyoupleasefortoenquiremeout,YoushallnotwantforoughtthatIcando。

MynameisFriskiball,aFlorenceMerchant,Amanthatalwayslovedyournation。

CROMWELL。

Thisunexpectedfavouratyourhands,WhichGoddothknowifeverIshallrequiteit——

Necessitymakesmetotakeyourbounty,Andforyourgoldcanyieldyounaughtbutthanks。

Yourcharityhathhelpedmefromdespair;

Yournameshallstillbeinmyheartyprayer。

FRISKIBALL。

Itisnotworthsuchthanks。Cometomyhouse;

Yourwantshallbetterberelievedthenthus。

CROMWELL。

Ipray,excuseme;thisshallwellsufficeTobearmychargestoBononia,WhereasanobleEarlismuchdistressed:

AnEnglishman,Russell,theEarlofBedford,IsbytheFrenchKingsolduntohisdeath:

Itmayfallout,thatImaydohimgood;

Tosavehislife,I’llhazardmyheartblood。

Therefore,kindsir,thanksforyourliberalgift;

Imustbegonetoaidehim;there’snoshift。

FRISKIBALL。

I’llbenohinderertosogoodanact。

Heavenprosperyouinthatyougoabout!

IfFortunebringyouthiswaybackagain,Prayletmeseeyou:soItakemyleave;

Allgoodamancanwish,Idobequeath。

[ExitFriskiball。]

CROMWELL。

AllgoodthatGoddothsendlightonyourhead;

There’sfewsuchmenwithinourclimatebred。

Howsayyounow,Hodge?isnotthisgoodfortune?

HODGE。

Howsayyou?I’lltellyouwhat,masterThomas;ifallmenbeofthisGentleman’smind,let’skeepourstandingsuponthisBridge:weshallgetmoreherewithbegginginoneday,thanIshallwithmakingHorseshoesinawholeyear。

CROMWELL。

NoHodge,wemustbegoneuntoBononia,TheretorelievethenobleEarlofBedford:

Where,ifIfailnotinmypolicy,Ishalldeceivetheirsubtletreachery。

HODGE。

Nay,I’llfollowyou。GodblessusfromthethievingBandettoesagain。

[Exitomnes。]

ACTIII。SCENEII。Aroominanhotel。

[EnterBedfordandhisHost。]

BEDFORD。

AmIbetrayed?wasBedfordborntodieBysuchbaseslavesinsuchaplaceasthis?

HaveIescapedsomanytimesinFrance,SomanybattleshaveIoverpassed,AndmadetheFrenchstirwhentheyheardmyname;

AndamInowbetrayeduntomydeath?

Someoftheirhearts’bloodfirstshallpayforit。

HOST。

Theydodesire,myLord,tospeakwithyou。

BEDFORD。

Thetraitorsdodesiretohavemyblood,Butbymybirth,myhonour,andmyname,Byallmyhopes,mylifeshallcostthemdear。

Openthedoor;I’llventureoutuponthem,AndifImustdie,thenI’lldiewithhonour。

HOST。

Alas,myLord,thatisadesperatecourse;

Theyhavebegirtyouroundaboutthehouse;

Theirmeaningistotakeyouprisoner,AndsotosendyourbodyuntoFrance。

BEDFORD。

FirstshalltheOceanbeasdryassand,BeforealivetheysendmeuntoFrance:

I’llhavemybodyfirstboredlikeaSieve,AnddieasHector,gainsttheMirmidons,EreFranceshallboastBedford’stheirprisoner。

TreacherousFrance,that,gainstthelawofarms,Hathherebetrayedthyenemytodeath。

Butbeassured,mybloodshallberevengedUponthebestlivesthatremainsinFrance。——

[EnteraServant。]

Standback,orelsethourun’stuponthydeath。

MESSENGER。

Pardon,myLord;Icometotellyourhonour,ThattheyhavehiredaNeopolitan,WhobyhisOratoryhathpromisedthem,Withoutthesheddingofonedropofblood,Intotheirhandssafetodeliveryou,AndthereforecravesnonebuthimselfmayenterAndapoorswainthatattendsonhim。

[Exitservant。]

BEDFORD。

ANeopolitan?bidhimcomein。

WereheascunninginhisEloquenceAsCicero,thefamousmanofRome,Hiswordswouldbeaschaffagainstthewind。

SweettonguedUlyssesthatmadeAjaxmad,Wereheandhistongueinthisspeaker’shead,Alivehewinsmenot;then,tisnoconquestdead。

[EnterCromwelllikeaNeopolitan,andHodgewithhim。]

CROMWELL。

Sir,areyouthemasterofthehouse?

HOST。

Iam,sir。

CROMWELL。

Bythissametokenyoumustleavethisplace,AndleavenonebuttheEarlandItogether,AndthismyPeasantheretotendonus。

HOST。

Withallmyheart。Godgrant,youdosomegood。

[ExitHost。Cromwellshutsthedoor。]

BEDFORD。

Now,sir,what’syouwillwithme?

CROMWELL。

Intendsyourhonournottoyieldyourself?

BEDFORD。

No,goodmangoose,notwhilemysworddothlast。

Isthisyoureloquencefortopersuademe?

CROMWELL。

MyLord,myeloquenceisfortosaveyou。

Iamnot,asyoujudge,aNeopolitan,ButCromwell,yourservant,andanEnglishman。

BEDFORD。

How?Cromwell?notmyFarrier’sson?

CROMWELL。

Thesame,sir,andamcometosuccouryou。

HODGE。

Yes,faith,sir;andIamHodge,yourpoorSmith。

ManyatimeandofthaveIshoedyourDapperGray。

BEDFORD。

Andwhatavailsitmethatthouarthere?

CROMWELL。

Itmayavail,ifyou’llberuledbyme。

MyLord,youknowthemenofMantuaAndtheseBononiansareatdeadlystrife,Andthey,myLord,bothloveandhonouryou。

CouldyoubutgetoutoftheMantuaport,Thenwereyousafedespiteofalltheirforce。

BEDFORD。

Tut,man,thoutalkestofthingsimpossible。

Dostthounotseethatweareroundbeset?

How,then,isitpossibleweshouldescape?

CROMWELL。

Byforcewecannot,butbypolicy。

PutontheapparelherethatHodgedothwear,Andgivehimyours——theStates,theyknowyounot,For,asIthink,theyneversawyourface——

Andatawatch-wordmustIcallthemin,Andwilldesire,thatwesafemaypassToMantua,whereI’llsaymybusinesslies。

HowdothyourHonorlikeofthisdevise?

BEDFORD。

Owondrousgood!Butwiltthouventer,Hodge?

HODGE。

WillI?——

OnobleLord,Idoaccord,InanythingIcan,Anddoagree,tosettheefree,Dofortunewhatshecan。

BEDFORD。

Come,then,let’schangeourapparelstraight。

CROMWELL。

Go,Hodge;makehaste,leasttheychancetocall。

HODGE。

IwarrantyouI’llfithimwithasuit。

[ExitEarl&Hodge。]

CROMWELL。

Heavensgrantthispolicydothtakesuccess,AndthattheEarlmaysafelyscapeaway。

Andyetitgrievesmeforthissimplewretch,Forfeartheyshouldofferhimviolence:

Butoftwoevils,tisbesttoshunthegreatest,Andbetterisitthathelivesinthrall,ThansuchaNobleEarlasheshouldfall。

Theirstubbornhearts,itmaybe,willrelent,Sinceheisgonetowhomtheirhateisbent。——

MyLord,haveyoudispatched?

[EnterBedfordliketheClown,andHodgeinhiscloakandhisHat。]

BEDFORD。

Howdoostthoulikeus,Cromwell?isitwell?

CROMWELL。

O,myLord,excellent:Hodge,howdoostfeelthyself?

HODGE。

HowdoIfeelmyself?why,asaNoblemanshoulddo。

O,howIfeelhonorcomecreepingon!MyNobilityiswonderfulmelancholy:IsitnotmostGentlemenliketobemelancholy?

CROMWELL。

Yes,Hodge;nowgositdowninhisstudy,andtakestateuponthee。

HODGE。

Iwarrantyou,myLord;letmealonetotakestateuponme:butharkyou,myLord,doyoufeelnothingbiteaboutyou?

BEDFORD。

No,trustme,Hodge。

HODGE。

Aye,theyknowtheywanttheirpasture;it’sastrangethingofthisvermine,theydarenotmeddlewithNobility。

CROMWELL。

Go,takethyplace,Hodge;I’llcallthemin。——

[Hodgesitsinthestudy,andCromwellcallsintheStates。]

Allisdone,enterandifyouplease。

[EntertheStatesandOfficers,withHalberts。]

GOVERNOUR。

What,haveyouwonhim?willheyieldhimself?

CROMWELL。

Ihave,an’tpleaseyou,andthequietEarlDothyieldhimselftobedisposedbyyou。

GOVERNOUR。

Givehimthemoneythatwepromisedhim;

Solethimgo,whetheritpleasehimself。

CROMWELL。

Mybusiness,sir,liesuntoMantua,Pleaseyoutogivemesafeconductthether。

GOVERNOUR。

GoandconducthimtotheMantuaPort,Andseehimsafedeliveredpresently。

[ExitCromwellandBedford。]

Godrawthecurtains,letusseetheEarl。——

O,heiswriting;standapartawhile。

HODGE。

FellowWilliam,IamnotasIhavebeen:IwentfromyouaSmith,IwritetoyouasaLord。Iam,atthispresentwriting,amongthePolonianSasiges。

IdocommendmyLordshiptoRaphe&toRoger,toBridget&toDoritie,&sotoalltheyouthofPutney。

GOVERNOUR。

Sure,thesearethenamesofEnglishNoblemen,Someofhisspecialfriends,towhomhewrites:

Butstay,hedothaddresshimselftosing。

[Herehesingsasong。]

MyLord,Iamgladyouaresofrolicandsoblithe:

Believeme,nobleLord,ifyouknewall,You’dchangeyourmerryveintosuddensorrow。

HODGE。

Ichangemymerryvein?no,thouBononian,no。

IamaLord——andthereforeletmego——

AnddodefytheeandthySasigis;

Thereforestandoff,andcomenotnearmyhonor。

GOVERNOUR。

MyLord,thisjestingcannotserveyourturn。

HODGE。

Doostthink,thoublackBononianbeast,ThatIdoflout,dogibe,orjest,No,no,thouBeer-pot,knowthatI,AnobleEarl,aLordpardie——

[ATrumpetsounds。]

GOVERNOUR。

WhatmeansthisTrumpet’ssound?

[EnteraMessenger。]

CITIZEN。

OnecomefromtheStatesofMantua。

GOVERNOUR。

Whatwouldyouwithus?speak,thoumanofMantua。

MESSENGER。

MenofBononia,thismymessageis:

ToletyouknowtheNobleEarlofBedfordIssafewithinthetownofMantua,Andwillsyousendthepeasantthatyouhave,Whohathdeceivedyourexpectation;

OrelsetheStatesofMantuahavevowedTheywillrecallthetrucethattheyhavemade,Andnotamanshallstirfromforthyourtown,Thatshallreturn,unlessyousendhimback。

GOVERNOUR。

Othismisfortune,howitmadsmyheart!

TheNeopolitanhathbeguiledusall。

Hencewiththisfool!whatshallwedowithhim,TheEarlbeinggone?aplagueuponitall。

HODGE。

No,I’llassureyou,IamnoEarl,butasmith,sir;

OneHodge,asmithatPutney,sir;

Onethathathgulledyou,thathathboredyou,sir。

GOVERNOUR。

Awaywithhim!takehencethefoolyoucamefor。

HODGE。

Aye,sir,andI’llleavethegreaterfoolwithyou。

MESSENGER。

Farewell,Bononians。Come,friend,alongwithme。

HODGE。

Myfriend,afore;myLordshipwillfollowthee。

[Exit。]

GOVERNOUR。

Well,Mantua,sincebytheetheEarlislost,WithinfewdaysIhopetoseetheecrossed。

[Exitomnes。]

[EnterChorus。]

CHORUS。

ThusfaryouseehowCromwell’sfortunepassed。

TheEarlofBedford,beingsafeinMantua,DesiresCromwell’scompanyintoFrance,Tomakerequitalforhiscourtesy:

ButCromwelldothdenytheEarlhissuit,Andtellshimthatthosepartshemeanttosee,hehadnotyetsetfootingontheland,AndsodirectlytakeshiswaytoSpain:

TheEarltoFrance,andsotheybothdopart。

Nowletyourthoughts,asswiftasisthewind,Skipsomefewyears,thatCromwellspentintravel,AndnowimaginehimtobeinEngland,ServantuntothemasteroftheRules,Whereinshorttimehetherebegantoflourish。

Anhourshallshowyouwhatfewyearsdidcherish。

[Exit。]

ACTIII。SCENEIII。London。AroominSirChristopherHales’shouse。

[TheMusicplays,theybringoutthebanquet。EnterSirChristopherHales,andCromwell,andtwoservants。]

HALES。

Come,sirs,becarefulofyourmaster’scredit,AndasourbountynowexceedsthefigureOfcommonentertainment:sodoyouWithlooksasfreeasisyourmaster’ssoul,Giveformalwelcometothethrongedtables,ThatshallreceivetheCardinal’sfollowersAndtheattendantsoftheLordChancellor。

Butallmycare,Cromwell,dependsonthee。

Thouartamandifferingfromvulgarform,AndbyhowmuchthyspiritisrankedbovetheseInrulesofArt,bysomuchitshinesbrighterBytravelwhoseobservancepleadshismerit,Inamostlearned,yetunaffectingspirit,GoodCromwell,castaneyeoffairregardBoutallmyhouse,andwhatthisruderflesh,Throughignorance,orwine,domiscreate,Salvethouwithcourtesy:ifwelcomewant,Fullbowlsandamplebanquetswillseemscant。

CROMWELL。

Sir,whatsoeverliesinme,Assureyou,Iwillshewmyutmostduty。

[ExitCromwell。]

HALES。

Aboutit,then;theLordswillstraightbehere。——

Cromwell,thouhastthosepartswouldrathersuitTheserviceofthestate,thanofmyhouse。

Ilookupontheewithalovingeye,Thatonedaywillpreferthydestiny。

[EnterMessenger。]

MESSENGER。

Sir,theLordsbeathand。

HALES。

Theyarewelcome;bidCromwellstraightattendus,Andlookyouallthingsbeinperfectreadiness。

[TheMusicplays。EnterCardinalWolsey,SirThomasMoreandGardiner。]

WOLSEY。

O,sirChristopher,Youaretooliberal。What,abanketto?

HALES。

MyLords,ifwordscouldshowtheamplewelcome,Thatmyfreeheartaffordsyou,IcouldthenBecomeaprater,butInowmustdealLikeafeastPoliticianwithyourLordships;

Deferyourwelcometillthebanketend,Thatitmaythensalveourdefectoffair:

YetWelcomenowandallthattendonyou。

WOLSEY。

ThankstothekindmasteroftheRules。

Comeandsitdown;sitdown,sirThomasMore。

Tisstrange,howthatweandtheSpaniarddiffer。

Theirdinnerisourbanquetafterdinner,Andtheyaremenofactivedisposition。

ThisIgather:thatbytheirsparingmeatTheirbodyismorefitterforthewars,Andifthatfaminechancetopinchtheirmaws,Beingusedtofastitbreedslesspain。

HALES。

FillmesomeWine:I’llanswerCardinalWolsey。

MyLord,weEnglishareofmorefreersoulsThanhungerstarvedandillcomplexionedspaniards。

TheythatarerichinSpainsparebellyfood,TodecktheirbackswithanItalianhood,AndSilksofCivil:AndthepoorestSnake,ThatfeedsonLemons,Pilchers,andnearheatedHispalletwithsweetflesh,willbearacaseMorefatandgallantthanhisstarvedface。

Pride,theInquisition,andthisbellyevil,Are,inmyjudgement,Spain’sthreeheadeddevil。

MORE。

Indeeditisaplagueuntotheirnation,Whostaggerafterinblindimitation。

HALES。

MyLords,withwelcome,IpresentyourLordshipsAsolemnhealth。

MORE。

Ilovehealthwell,butwhenashealthsdobringPaintotheheadandbodiessufeiting,ThenceaseIhealths。——

Nay,spillnot,friend,forthoughthedropsbesmall,Yethavetheyforce,toforcementothewall。

WOLSEY。

SirChristopher,isthatyourman?

HALES。

Andlikeyourgrace;heisaScholarandALingest,onethathathtravelledmanypartsOfChristendom,myLord。

WOLSEY。

Myfriend,comenearer;haveyoubeenatraveller?

CROMWELL。

MyLord,IhaveaddedtomyknowledgethelowCountries,France,Spain,Germany,andItaly:

AndthoughsmallgainofprofitIdidfind,Yetdiditpleasemyeye,contentmymind。

WOLSEY。

WhatdoyouthinkoftheseveralstatesAndprinces’Courtsasyouhavetravelled?

CROMWELL。

MyLord,noCourtwithEnglandmaycompare,Neitherforstatenorcivilgovernment:

LustdwellsinFrance,inItaly,andSpain,FromthepoorpeasanttothePrince’strain,InGermanyandHollandriotserves,Andhethatmostcandrink,mosthedeserves:

EnglandIpraisenot,forIherewasborne,Butthatshelaugheththeothersuntoscorn。

WOLSEY。