第4章

TheRat,meanwhile,wasbusyexaminingthelabelononeofthebeer-bottles。`IperceivethistobeOldBurton,’heremarkedapprovingly。`SENSIBLEMole!Theverything!Nowweshallbeabletomullsomeale!Getthethingsready,Mole,whileI

drawthecorks。’

Itdidnottakelongtopreparethebrewandthrustthetinheaterwellintotheredheartofthefire;andsooneveryfield-

mousewassippingandcoughingandchoking(foralittlemulledalegoesalongway)andwipinghiseyesandlaughingandforgettinghehadeverbeencoldinallhislife。

`Theyactplaystoo,thesefellows,’theMoleexplainedtotheRat。`Makethemupallbythemselves,andactthemafterwards。

Andverywelltheydoit,too!Theygaveusacapitalonelastyear,aboutafield-mousewhowascapturedatseabyaBarbarycorsair,andmadetorowinagalley;andwhenheescapedandgothomeagain,hislady-lovehadgoneintoaconvent。Here,YOU!Youwereinit,Iremember。Getupandreciteabit。’

Thefield-mouseaddressedgotuponhislegs,giggledshyly,lookedroundtheroom,andremainedabsolutelytongue-tied。Hiscomradescheeredhimon,Molecoaxedandencouragedhim,andtheRatwentsofarastotakehimbytheshouldersandshakehim;

butnothingcouldovercomehisstage-fright。TheywereallbusilyengagedonhimlikewatermenapplyingtheRoyalHumaneSociety’sregulationstoacaseoflongsubmersion,whenthelatchclicked,thedooropened,andthefield-mousewiththelanternreappeared,staggeringundertheweightofhisbasket。

Therewasnomoretalkofplay-actingoncetheveryrealandsolidcontentsofthebaskethadbeentumbledoutonthetable。

UnderthegeneralshipofRat,everybodywassettodosomethingortofetchsomething。Inaveryfewminutessupperwasready,andMole,ashetooktheheadofthetableinasortofadream,sawalatelybarrenboardsetthickwithsavourycomforts;

sawhislittlefriends’facesbrightenandbeamastheyfelltowithoutdelay;andthenlethimselfloose——forhewasfamishedindeed——ontheprovendersomagicallyprovided,thinkingwhatahappyhome-comingthishadturnedout,afterall。Astheyate,theytalkedofoldtimes,andthefield-micegavehimthelocalgossipuptodate,andansweredaswellastheycouldthehundredquestionshehadtoaskthem。TheRatsaidlittleornothing,onlytakingcarethateachguesthadwhathewanted,andplentyofit,andthatMolehadnotroubleoranxietyaboutanything。

Theyclatteredoffatlast,verygratefulandshoweringwishesoftheseason,withtheirjacketpocketsstuffedwithremembrancesforthesmallbrothersandsistersathome。Whenthedoorhadclosedonthelastofthemandthechinkofthelanternshaddiedaway,MoleandRatkickedthefireup,drewtheirchairsin,brewedthemselvesalastnightcapofmulledale,anddiscussedtheeventsofthelongday。AtlasttheRat,withatremendousyawn,said,`Mole,oldchap,I’mreadytodrop。Sleepyissimplynottheword。Thatyourownbunkoveronthatside?Verywell,then,I’lltakethis。Whatarippinglittlehousethisis!

Everythingsohandy!’

Heclamberedintohisbunkandrolledhimselfwellupintheblankets,andslumbergatheredhimforthwith,asaswatheofbarleyisfoldedintothearmsofthereapingmachine。

ThewearyMolealsowasgladtoturninwithoutdelay,andsoonhadhisheadonhispillow,ingreatjoyandcontentment。Butereheclosedhiseyesheletthemwanderroundhisoldroom,mellowintheglowofthefirelightthatplayedorrestedonfamiliarandfriendlythingswhichhadlongbeenunconsciouslyapartofhim,andnowsmilinglyreceivedhimback,withoutrancour。HewasnowinjusttheframeofmindthatthetactfulRathadquietlyworkedtobringaboutinhim。Hesawclearlyhowplainandsimple——hownarrow,even——itallwas;butclearly,too,howmuchitallmeanttohim,andthespecialvalueofsomesuchanchorageinone’sexistence。Hedidnotatallwanttoabandonthenewlifeanditssplendidspaces,toturnhisbackonsunandairandalltheyofferedhimandcreephomeandstaythere;theupperworldwasalltoostrong,itcalledtohimstill,evendownthere,andheknewhemustreturntothelargerstage。Butitwasgoodtothinkhehadthistocomebackto;thisplacewhichwasallhisown,thesethingswhichweresogladtoseehimagainandcouldalwaysbecounteduponforthesamesimplewelcome。

VI

MR。TOAD

Itwasabrightmorningintheearlypartofsummer;theriverhadresumeditswontedbanksanditsaccustomedpace,andahotsunseemedtobepullingeverythinggreenandbushyandspikyupoutoftheearthtowardshim,asifbystrings。TheMoleandtheWaterRathadbeenupsincedawn,verybusyonmattersconnectedwithboatsandtheopeningoftheboatingseason;paintingandvarnishing,mendingpaddles,repairingcushions,huntingformissingboat-hooks,andsoon;andwerefinishingbreakfastintheirlittleparlourandeagerlydiscussingtheirplansfortheday,whenaheavyknocksoundedatthedoor。

`Bother!’saidtheRat,alloveregg。`Seewhoitis,Mole,likeagoodchap,sinceyou’vefinished。’

TheMolewenttoattendthesummons,andtheRatheardhimutteracryofsurprise。Thenheflungtheparlourdooropen,andannouncedwithmuchimportance,`Mr。Badger!’

Thiswasawonderfulthing,indeed,thattheBadgershouldpayaformalcallonthem,orindeedonanybody。Hegenerallyhadtobecaught,ifyouwantedhimbadly,asheslippedquietlyalongahedgerowofanearlymorningoralateevening,orelsehuntedupinhisownhouseinthemiddleoftheWood,whichwasaseriousundertaking。

TheBadgerstrodeheavilyintotheroom,andstoodlookingatthetwoanimalswithanexpressionfullofseriousness。TheRatlethisegg-spoonfallonthetable-cloth,andsatopen-mouthed。

`Thehourhascome!’saidtheBadgeratlastwithgreatsolemnity。

`Whathour?’askedtheRatuneasily,glancingattheclockonthemantelpiece。

`WHOSEhour,youshouldrathersay,’repliedtheBadger。

`Why,Toad’shour!ThehourofToad!IsaidIwouldtakehiminhandassoonasthewinterwaswellover,andI’mgoingtotakehiminhandto-day!’

`Toad’shour,ofcourse!’criedtheMoledelightedly。

`Hooray!Iremembernow!WE’LLteachhimtobeasensibleToad!’

`Thisverymorning,’continuedtheBadger,takinganarm-chair,`asIlearntlastnightfromatrustworthysource,anothernewandexceptionallypowerfulmotor-carwillarriveatToadHallonapprovalorreturn。Atthisverymoment,perhaps,Toadisbusyarrayinghimselfinthosesingularlyhideoushabilimentssodeartohim,whichtransformhimfroma(comparatively)good-lookingToadintoanObjectwhichthrowsanydecent-mindedanimalthatcomesacrossitintoaviolentfit。Wemustbeupanddoing,ereitistoolate。YoutwoanimalswillaccompanymeinstantlytoToadHall,andtheworkofrescueshallbeaccomplished。’

`Rightyouare!’criedtheRat,startingup。`We’llrescuethepoorunhappyanimal!We’llconverthim!He’llbethemostconvertedToadthateverwasbeforewe’vedonewithhim!’

Theysetoffuptheroadontheirmissionofmercy,Badgerleadingtheway。Animalswhenincompanywalkinaproperandsensiblemanner,insinglefile,insteadofsprawlingallacrosstheroadandbeingofnouseorsupporttoeachotherincaseofsuddentroubleordanger。

Theyreachedthecarriage-driveofToadHalltofind,astheBadgerhadanticipated,ashinynewmotor-car,ofgreatsize,paintedabrightred(Toad’sfavouritecolour),standinginfrontofthehouse。Astheynearedthedooritwasflungopen,andMr。

Toad,arrayedingoggles,cap,gaiters,andenormousovercoat,cameswaggeringdownthesteps,drawingonhisgauntletedgloves。

`Hullo!comeon,youfellows!’hecriedcheerfullyoncatchingsightofthem。`You’rejustintimetocomewithmeforajolly——tocomeforajolly——fora——er——jolly————’

Hisheartyaccentsfalteredandfellawayashenoticedthesternunbendinglookonthecountenancesofhissilentfriends,andhisinvitationremainedunfinished。

TheBadgerstrodeupthesteps。`Takehiminside,’hesaidsternlytohiscompanions。Then,asToadwashustledthroughthedoor,strugglingandprotesting,heturnedtothechauffeurinchargeofthenewmotor-car。

`I’mafraidyouwon’tbewantedto-day,’hesaid。`Mr。Toadhaschangedhismind。Hewillnotrequirethecar。Pleaseunderstandthatthisisfinal。Youneedn’twait。’Thenhefollowedtheothersinsideandshutthedoor。

`Nowthen!’hesaidtotheToad,whenthefourofthemstoodtogetherintheHall,`firstofall,takethoseridiculousthingsoff!’

`Shan’t!’repliedToad,withgreatspirit。`Whatisthemeaningofthisgrossoutrage?Idemandaninstantexplanation。’

`Takethemoffhim,then,youtwo,’orderedtheBadgerbriefly。

TheyhadtolayToadoutonthefloor,kickingandcallingallsortsofnames,beforetheycouldgettoworkproperly。ThentheRatsatonhim,andtheMolegothismotor-clothesoffhimbitbybit,andtheystoodhimuponhislegsagain。Agooddealofhisblusteringspiritseemedtohaveevaporatedwiththeremovalofhisfinepanoply。NowthathewasmerelyToad,andnolongertheTerroroftheHighway,hegiggledfeeblyandlookedfromonetotheotherappealingly,seemingquitetounderstandthesituation。

`Youknewitmustcometothis,soonerorlater,Toad,’theBadgerexplainedseverely。

You’vedisregardedallthewarningswe’vegivenyou,you’vegoneonsquanderingthemoneyyourfatherleftyou,andyou’regettingusanimalsabadnameinthedistrictbyyourfuriousdrivingandyoursmashesandyourrowswiththepolice。Independenceisallverywell,butweanimalsneverallowourfriendstomakefoolsofthemselvesbeyondacertainlimit;andthatlimityou’vereached。Now,you’reagoodfellowinmanyrespects,andIdon’twanttobetoohardonyou。I’llmakeonemoreefforttobringyoutoreason。Youwillcomewithmeintothesmoking-room,andthereyouwillhearsomefactsaboutyourself;andwe’llseewhetheryoucomeoutofthatroomthesameToadthatyouwentin。’

HetookToadfirmlybythearm,ledhimintothesmoking-room,andclosedthedoorbehindthem。

`THAT’Snogood!’saidtheRatcontemptuously。`TALKINGtoToad’llnevercurehim。He’llSAYanything。’

Theymadethemselvescomfortableinarmchairsandwaitedpatiently。ThroughthecloseddoortheycouldjusthearthelongcontinuousdroneoftheBadger’svoice,risingandfallinginwavesoforatory;andpresentlytheynoticedthatthesermonbegantobepunctuatedatintervalsbylong-drawnsobs,evidentlyproceedingfromthebosomofToad,whowasasoft-heartedandaffectionatefellow,veryeasilyconverted——forthetimebeing——

toanypointofview。

Aftersomethree-quartersofanhourthedooropened,andtheBadgerreappeared,solemnlyleadingbythepawaverylimpanddejectedToad。Hisskinhungbaggilyabouthim,hislegswobbled,andhischeekswerefurrowedbythetearssoplentifullycalledforthbytheBadger’smovingdiscourse。

`Sitdownthere,Toad,’saidtheBadgerkindly,pointingtoachair。`Myfriends,’hewenton,`IampleasedtoinformyouthatToadhasatlastseentheerrorofhisways。Heistrulysorryforhismisguidedconductinthepast,andhehasundertakentogiveupmotor-carsentirelyandforever。Ihavehissolemnpromisetothateffect。’

`Thatisverygoodnews,’saidtheMolegravely。

`Verygoodnewsindeed,’observedtheRatdubiously,`ifonly——

IFonly————’

HewaslookingveryhardatToadashesaidthis,andcouldnothelpthinkingheperceivedsomethingvaguelyresemblingatwinkleinthatanimal’sstillsorrowfuleye。

`There’sonlyonethingmoretobedone,’continuedthegratifiedBadger。`Toad,Iwantyousolemnlytorepeat,beforeyourfriendshere,whatyoufullyadmittedtomeinthesmoking-roomjustnow。First,youaresorryforwhatyou’vedone,andyouseethefollyofitall?’

Therewasalong,longpause。Toadlookeddesperatelythiswayandthat,whiletheotheranimalswaitedingravesilence。Atlasthespoke。

`No!’hesaid,alittlesullenly,butstoutly;`I’mNOTsorry。

Anditwasn’tfollyatall!Itwassimplyglorious!’

`What?’criedtheBadger,greatlyscandalised。`Youbackslidinganimal,didn’tyoutellmejustnow,inthere————’

`Oh,yes,yes,inTHERE,’saidToadimpatiently。`I’dhavesaidanythinginTHERE。You’resoeloquent,dearBadger,andsomoving,andsoconvincing,andputallyourpointssofrightfullywell——youcandowhatyoulikewithmeinTHERE,andyouknowit。ButI’vebeensearchingmymindsince,andgoingoverthingsinit,andIfindthatI’mnotabitsorryorrepentantreally,soit’snoearthlygoodsayingIam;

now,isit?’

`Thenyoudon’tpromise,’saidtheBadger,`nevertotouchamotor-caragain?’

`Certainlynot!’repliedToademphatically。`Onthecontrary,I

faithfullypromisethattheveryfirstmotor-carIsee,poop-

poop!offIgoinit!’

`Toldyouso,didn’tI?’observedtheRattotheMole。

`Verywell,then,’saidtheBadgerfirmly,risingtohisfeet。

`Sinceyouwon’tyieldtopersuasion,we’lltrywhatforcecando。Ifeareditwouldcometothisallalong。You’veoftenaskedusthreetocomeandstaywithyou,Toad,inthishandsomehouseofyours;well,nowwe’regoingto。Whenwe’veconvertedyoutoaproperpointofviewwemayquit,butnotbefore。Takehimupstairs,youtwo,andlockhimupinhisbedroom,whilewearrangemattersbetweenourselves。’

`It’sforyourowngood,Toady,youknow,’saidtheRatkindly,asToad,kickingandstruggling,washauledupthestairsbyhistwofaithfulfriends。`Thinkwhatfunweshallallhavetogether,justasweusedto,whenyou’vequitegotoverthis——

thispainfulattackofyours!’

`We’lltakegreatcareofeverythingforyoutillyou’rewell,Toad,’saidtheMole;`andwe’llseeyourmoneyisn’twasted,asithasbeen。’

`Nomoreofthoseregrettableincidentswiththepolice,Toad,’

saidtheRat,astheythrusthimintohisbedroom。

`Andnomoreweeksinhospital,beingorderedaboutbyfemalenurses,Toad,’addedtheMole,turningthekeyonhim。

Theydescendedthestair,Toadshoutingabuseatthemthroughthekeyhole;andthethreefriendsthenmetinconferenceonthesituation。

`It’sgoingtobeatediousbusiness,’saidtheBadger,sighing。

`I’veneverseenToadsodetermined。However,wewillseeitout。Hemustneverbeleftaninstantunguarded。Weshallhavetotakeitinturnstobewithhim,tillthepoisonhasworkeditselfoutofhissystem。’

Theyarrangedwatchesaccordingly。EachanimaltookitinturnstosleepinToad’sroomatnight,andtheydividedthedayupbetweenthem。AtfirstToadwasundoubtedlyverytryingtohiscarefulguardians。Whenhisviolentparoxysmspossessedhimhewouldarrangebedroomchairsinruderesemblanceofamotor-carandwouldcrouchontheforemostofthem,bentforwardandstaringfixedlyahead,makinguncouthandghastlynoises,tilltheclimaxwasreached,when,turningacompletesomersault,hewouldlieprostrateamidsttheruinsofthechairs,apparentlycompletelysatisfiedforthemoment。Astimepassed,however,thesepainfulseizuresgrewgraduallylessfrequent,andhisfriendsstrovetodiverthismindintofreshchannels。Buthisinterestinothermattersdidnotseemtorevive,andhegrewapparentlylanguidanddepressed。

OnefinemorningtheRat,whoseturnitwastogoonduty,wentupstairstorelieveBadger,whomhefoundfidgetingtobeoffandstretchhislegsinalongrambleroundhiswoodanddownhisearthsandburrows。`Toad’sstillinbed,’hetoldtheRat,outsidethedoor。`Can’tgetmuchoutofhim,except,\"Oleavehimalone,hewantsnothing,perhapshe’llbebetterpresently,itmaypassoffintime,don’tbeundulyanxious,\"andsoon。Now,youlookout,Rat!WhenToad’squietandsubmissiveandplayingatbeingtheheroofaSunday-schoolprize,thenhe’sathisartfullest。There’ssuretobesomethingup。Iknowhim。

Well,now,Imustbeoff。’

`Howareyouto-day,oldchap?’inquiredtheRatcheerfully,asheapproachedToad’sbedside。

Hehadtowaitsomeminutesforananswer。Atlastafeeblevoicereplied,`Thankyousomuch,dearRatty!Sogoodofyoutoinquire!Butfirsttellmehowyouareyourself,andtheexcellentMole?’

`O,WE’REallright,’repliedtheRat。`Mole,’headdedincautiously,`isgoingoutforarunroundwithBadger。They’llbeouttillluncheontime,soyouandIwillspendapleasantmorningtogether,andI’lldomybesttoamuseyou。Nowjumpup,there’sagoodfellow,anddon’tliemopingthereonafinemorninglikethis!’

`Dear,kindRat,’murmuredToad,`howlittleyourealisemycondition,andhowveryfarIamfrom\"jumpingup\"now——ifever!

Butdonottroubleaboutme。Ihatebeingaburdentomyfriends,andIdonotexpecttobeonemuchlonger。Indeed,I

almosthopenot。’

`Well,Ihopenot,too,’saidtheRatheartily。`You’vebeenafinebothertousallthistime,andI’mgladtohearit’sgoingtostop。Andinweatherlikethis,andtheboatingseasonjustbeginning!It’stoobadofyou,Toad!Itisn’tthetroublewemind,butyou’remakingusmisssuchanawfullot。’

`I’mafraiditISthetroubleyoumind,though,’repliedtheToadlanguidly。`Icanquiteunderstandit。It’snaturalenough。You’retiredofbotheringaboutme。Imustn’taskyoutodoanythingfurther。I’manuisance,Iknow。’

`Youare,indeed,’saidtheRat。`ButItellyou,I’dtakeanytroubleonearthforyou,ifonlyyou’dbeasensibleanimal。’

`IfIthoughtthat,Ratty,’murmuredToad,morefeeblythanever,`thenIwouldbegyou——forthelasttime,probably——tosteproundtothevillageasquicklyaspossible——evennowitmaybetoolate——andfetchthedoctor。Butdon’tyoubother。It’sonlyatrouble,andperhapswemayaswellletthingstaketheircourse。’

`Why,whatdoyouwantadoctorfor?’inquiredtheRat,comingcloserandexamininghim。Hecertainlylayverystillandflat,andhisvoicewasweakerandhismannermuchchanged。

`Surelyyouhavenoticedoflate————’murmuredToad。`But,no——

whyshouldyou?Noticingthingsisonlyatrouble。To-morrow,indeed,youmaybesayingtoyourself,\"O,ifonlyIhadnoticedsooner!IfonlyIhaddonesomething!\"Butno;it’satrouble。

Nevermind——forgetthatIasked。’

`Lookhere,oldman,’saidtheRat,beginningtogetratheralarmed,`ofcourseI’llfetchadoctortoyou,ifyoureallythinkyouwanthim。Butyoucanhardlybebadenoughforthatyet。Let’stalkaboutsomethingelse。’

`Ifear,dearfriend,’saidToad,withasadsmile,`that\"talk\"

candolittleinacaselikethis——ordoctorseither,forthatmatter;still,onemustgraspattheslighteststraw。And,bytheway——whileyouareaboutit——IHATEtogiveyouadditionaltrouble,butIhappentorememberthatyouwillpassthedoor——

wouldyoumindatthesametimeaskingthelawyertostepup?Itwouldbeaconveniencetome,andtherearemoments——perhapsIshouldsaythereisAmoment——whenonemustfacedisagreeabletasks,atwhatevercosttoexhaustednature!’

`Alawyer!O,hemustbereallybad!’theaffrightedRatsaidtohimself,ashehurriedfromtheroom,notforgetting,however,tolockthedoorcarefullybehindhim。

Outside,hestoppedtoconsider。Theothertwowerefaraway,andhehadnoonetoconsult。

`It’sbesttobeonthesafeside,’hesaid,onreflection。

`I’veknownToadfancyhimselffrightfullybadbefore,withouttheslightestreason;butI’veneverheardhimaskforalawyer!

Ifthere’snothingreallythematter,thedoctorwilltellhimhe’sanoldass,andcheerhimup;andthatwillbesomethinggained。I’dbetterhumourhimandgo;itwon’ttakeverylong。’

Soheranofftothevillageonhiserrandofmercy。

TheToad,whohadhoppedlightlyoutofbedassoonasheheardthekeyturnedinthelock,watchedhimeagerlyfromthewindowtillhedisappeareddownthecarriage-drive。Then,laughingheartily,hedressedasquicklyaspossibleinthesmartestsuithecouldlayhandsonatthemoment,filledhispocketswithcashwhichhetookfromasmalldrawerinthedressing-table,andnext,knottingthesheetsfromhisbedtogetherandtyingoneendoftheimprovisedroperoundthecentralmullionofthehandsomeTudorwindowwhichformedsuchafeatureofhisbedroom,hescrambledout,slidlightlytotheground,and,takingtheoppositedirectiontotheRat,marchedofflightheartedly,whistlingamerrytune。

ItwasagloomyluncheonforRatwhentheBadgerandtheMoleatlengthreturned,andhehadtofacethemattablewithhispitifulandunconvincingstory。TheBadger’scaustic,nottosaybrutal,remarksmaybeimagined,andthereforepassedover;butitwaspainfultotheRatthateventheMole,thoughhetookhisfriend’ssideasfaraspossible,couldnothelpsaying,`You’vebeenabitofadufferthistime,Ratty!Toad,too,ofallanimals!’

`Hediditawfullywell,’saidthecrestfallenRat。

`HedidYOUawfullywell!’rejoinedtheBadgerhotly。

`However,talkingwon’tmendmatters。He’sgotclearawayforthetime,that’scertain;andtheworstofitis,he’llbesoconceitedwithwhathe’llthinkishisclevernessthathemaycommitanyfolly。Onecomfortis,we’refreenow,andneedn’twasteanymoreofourprecioustimedoingsentry-go。Butwe’dbettercontinuetosleepatToadHallforawhilelonger。Toadmaybebroughtbackatanymoment——onastretcher,orbetweentwopolicemen。’

SospoketheBadger,notknowingwhatthefutureheldinstore,orhowmuchwater,andofhowturbidacharacter,wastorununderbridgesbeforeToadshouldsitateaseagaininhisancestralHall。

Meanwhile,Toad,gayandirresponsible,waswalkingbrisklyalongthehighroad,somemilesfromhome。Atfirsthehadtakenby-

paths,andcrossedmanyfields,andchangedhiscourseseveraltimes,incaseofpursuit;butnow,feelingbythistimesafefromrecapture,andthesunsmilingbrightlyonhim,andallNaturejoininginachorusofapprovaltothesongofself-praisethathisownheartwassingingtohim,healmostdancedalongtheroadinhissatisfactionandconceit。

`Smartpieceofworkthat!’heremarkedtohimselfchuckling。

`Brainagainstbruteforce——andbraincameoutonthetop——asit’sboundtodo。PooroldRatty!My!won’thecatchitwhentheBadgergetsback!Aworthyfellow,Ratty,withmanygoodqualities,butverylittleintelligenceandabsolutelynoeducation。Imusttakehiminhandsomeday,andseeifIcanmakesomethingofhim。’

Filledfullofconceitedthoughtssuchasthesehestrodealong,hisheadintheair,tillhereachedalittletown,wherethesignof`TheRedLion,’swingingacrosstheroadhalfwaydownthemainstreet,remindedhimthathehadnotbreakfastedthatday,andthathewasexceedinglyhungryafterhislongwalk。HemarchedintotheInn,orderedthebestluncheonthatcouldbeprovidedatsoshortanotice,andsatdowntoeatitinthecoffee-room。

Hewasabouthalf-waythroughhismealwhenanonlytoofamiliarsound,approachingdownthestreet,madehimstartandfalla-

tremblingallover。Thepoop-poop!drewnearerandnearer,thecarcouldbeheardtoturnintotheinn-yardandcometoastop,andToadhadtoholdontothelegofthetabletoconcealhisover-masteringemotion。Presentlythepartyenteredthecoffee-room,hungry,talkative,andgay,volubleontheirexperiencesofthemorningandthemeritsofthechariotthathadbroughtthemalongsowell。Toadlistenedeagerly,allears,foratime;atlasthecouldstanditnolonger。Heslippedoutoftheroomquietly,paidhisbillatthebar,andassoonashegotoutsidesaunteredroundquietlytotheinn-yard。`Therecannotbeanyharm,’hesaidtohimself,`inmyonlyjustLOOKINGatit!’

Thecarstoodinthemiddleoftheyard,quiteunattended,thestable-helpsandotherhangers-onbeingallattheirdinner。

Toadwalkedslowlyroundit,inspecting,criticising,musingdeeply。

`Iwonder,’hesaidtohimselfpresently,`IwonderifthissortofcarSTARTSeasily?’

Nextmoment,hardlyknowinghowitcameabout,hefoundhehadholdofthehandleandwasturningit。Asthefamiliarsoundbrokeforth,theoldpassionseizedonToadandcompletelymasteredhim,bodyandsoul。Asifinadreamhefoundhimself,somehow,seatedinthedriver’sseat;asifinadream,hepulledtheleverandswungthecarroundtheyardandoutthroughthearchway;and,asifinadream,allsenseofrightandwrong,allfearofobviousconsequences,seemedtemporarilysuspended。

Heincreasedhispace,andasthecardevouredthestreetandleaptforthonthehighroadthroughtheopencountry,hewasonlyconsciousthathewasToadoncemore,Toadathisbestandhighest,Toadtheterror,thetraffic-queller,theLordofthelonetrail,beforewhomallmustgivewayorbesmittenintonothingnessandeverlastingnight。Hechantedasheflew,andthecarrespondedwithsonorousdrone;themileswereeatenupunderhimashespedheknewnotwhither,fulfillinghisinstincts,livinghishour,recklessofwhatmightcometohim。

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`Tomymind,’observedtheChairmanoftheBenchofMagistratescheerfully,`theONLYdifficultythatpresentsitselfinthisotherwiseveryclearcaseis,howwecanpossiblymakeitsufficientlyhotfortheincorrigiblerogueandhardenedruffianwhomweseecoweringinthedockbeforeus。Letmesee:hehasbeenfoundguilty,ontheclearestevidence,first,ofstealingavaluablemotor-car;secondly,ofdrivingtothepublicdanger;and,thirdly,ofgrossimpertinencetotheruralpolice。

Mr。Clerk,willyoutellus,please,whatistheverystiffestpenaltywecanimposeforeachoftheseoffences?Without,ofcourse,givingtheprisonerthebenefitofanydoubt,becausethereisn’tany。’

TheClerkscratchedhisnosewithhispen。`Somepeoplewouldconsider,’heobserved,`thatstealingthemotor-carwastheworstoffence;andsoitis。Butcheekingthepoliceundoubtedlycarriestheseverestpenalty;andsoitought。Supposingyouweretosaytwelvemonthsforthetheft,whichismild;andthreeyearsforthefuriousdriving,whichislenient;andfifteenyearsforthecheek,whichwasprettybadsortofcheek,judgingbywhatwe’veheardfromthewitness-box,evenifyouonlybelieveone-tenthpartofwhatyouheard,andIneverbelievemoremyself——thosefigures,ifaddedtogethercorrectly,totuptonineteenyears————’

`First-rate!’saidtheChairman。

`——Soyouhadbettermakeitaroundtwentyyearsandbeonthesafeside,’concludedtheClerk。

`Anexcellentsuggestion!’saidtheChairmanapprovingly。

`Prisoner!Pullyourselftogetherandtryandstandupstraight。

It’sgoingtobetwentyyearsforyouthistime。Andmind,ifyouappearbeforeusagain,uponanychargewhatever,weshallhavetodealwithyouveryseriously!’

ThenthebrutalminionsofthelawfelluponthehaplessToad;

loadedhimwithchains,anddraggedhimfromtheCourtHouse,shrieking,praying,protesting;acrossthemarketplace,wheretheplayfulpopulace,alwaysassevereupondetectedcrimeastheyaresympatheticandhelpfulwhenoneismerely`wanted,’assailedhimwithjeers,carrots,andpopularcatch-words;pasthootingschoolchildren,theirinnocentfaceslitupwiththepleasuretheyeverderivefromthesightofagentlemanindifficulties;

acrossthehollow-soundingdrawbridge,belowthespikyportcullis,underthefrowningarchwayofthegrimoldcastle,whoseancienttowerssoaredhighoverhead;pastguardroomsfullofgrinningsoldieryoffduty,pastsentrieswhocoughedinahorrid,sarcasticway,becausethatisasmuchasasentryonhispostdaredotoshowhiscontemptandabhorrenceofcrime;

uptime-wornwindingstairs,pastmen-at-armsincasquetandcorseletofsteel,dartingthreateninglooksthroughtheirvizards;acrosscourtyards,wheremastiffsstrainedattheirleashandpawedtheairtogetathim;pastancientwarders,theirhalberdsleantagainstthewall,dozingoverapastyandaflagonofbrownale;onandon,pasttherack-chamberandthethumbscrew-room,pasttheturningthatledtotheprivatescaffold,tilltheyreachedthedoorofthegrimmestdungeonthatlayintheheartoftheinnermostkeep。Thereatlasttheypaused,whereanancientgaolersatfingeringabunchofmightykeys。

`Oddsbodikins!’saidthesergeantofpolice,takingoffhishelmetandwipinghisforehead。`Rousethee,oldloon,andtakeoverfromusthisvileToad,acriminalofdeepestguiltandmatchlessartfulnessandresource。Watchandwardhimwithallthyskill;andmarktheewell,greybeard,shouldaughtuntowardbefall,thyoldheadshallanswerforhis——andamurrainonbothofthem!’

Thegaolernoddedgrimly,layinghiswitheredhandontheshoulderofthemiserableToad。Therustykeycreakedinthelock,thegreatdoorclangedbehindthem;andToadwasahelplessprisonerintheremotestdungeonofthebest-guardedkeepofthestoutestcastleinallthelengthandbreadthofMerryEngland。

VII

THEPIPERATTHEGATESOFDAWN

TheWillow-Wrenwastwitteringhisthinlittlesong,hiddenhimselfinthedarkselvedgeoftheriverbank。Thoughitwaspastteno’clockatnight,theskystillclungtoandretainedsomelingeringskirtsoflightfromthedepartedday;andthesullenheatsofthetorridafternoonbrokeupandrolledawayatthedispersingtouchofthecoolfingersoftheshortmidsummernight。Molelaystretchedonthebank,stillpantingfromthestressofthefiercedaythathadbeencloudlessfromdawntolatesunset,andwaitedforhisfriendtoreturn。Hehadbeenontheriverwithsomecompanions,leavingtheWaterRatfreetokeepaengagementoflongstandingwithOtter;andhehadcomebacktofindthehousedarkanddeserted,andnosignofRat,whowasdoubtlesskeepingituplatewithhisoldcomrade。

Itwasstilltoohottothinkofstayingindoors,sohelayonsomecooldock-leaves,andthoughtoverthepastdayanditsdoings,andhowverygoodtheyallhadbeen。

TheRat’slightfootfallwaspresentlyheardapproachingovertheparchedgrass。`O,theblessedcoolness!’hesaid,andsatdown,gazingthoughtfullyintotheriver,silentandpre-occupied。

`Youstayedtosupper,ofcourse?’saidtheMolepresently。

`Simplyhadto,’saidtheRat。`Theywouldn’thearofmygoingbefore。Youknowhowkindtheyalwaysare。Andtheymadethingsasjollyformeasevertheycould,rightuptothemomentI

left。ButIfeltabruteallthetime,asitwascleartometheywereveryunhappy,thoughtheytriedtohideit。Mole,I’mafraidthey’reintrouble。LittlePortlyismissingagain;andyouknowwhatalothisfatherthinksofhim,thoughheneversaysmuchaboutit。’

`What,thatchild?’saidtheMolelightly。`Well,supposeheis;

whyworryaboutit?He’salwaysstrayingoffandgettinglost,andturningupagain;he’ssoadventurous。Butnoharmeverhappenstohim。Everybodyhereaboutsknowshimandlikeshim,justastheydooldOtter,andyoumaybesuresomeanimalorotherwillcomeacrosshimandbringhimbackagainallright。

Why,we’vefoundhimourselves,milesfromhome,andquiteself-

possessedandcheerful!’

`Yes;butthistimeit’smoreserious,’saidtheRatgravely。

`He’sbeenmissingforsomedaysnow,andtheOttershavehuntedeverywhere,highandlow,withoutfindingtheslightesttrace。

Andthey’veaskedeveryanimal,too,formilesaround,andnooneknowsanythingabouthim。Otter’sevidentlymoreanxiousthanhe’lladmit。IgotoutofhimthatyoungPortlyhasn’tlearnttoswimverywellyet,andIcanseehe’sthinkingoftheweir。

There’salotofwatercomingdownstill,consideringthetimeoftheyear,andtheplacealwayshadafascinationforthechild。

Andthenthereare——well,trapsandthings——YOUknow。Otter’snotthefellowtobenervousaboutanysonofhisbeforeit’stime。AndnowheISnervous。WhenIleft,hecameoutwithme——saidhewantedsomeair,andtalkedaboutstretchinghislegs。ButIcouldseeitwasn’tthat,soIdrewhimoutandpumpedhim,andgotitallfromhimatlast。Hewasgoingtospendthenightwatchingbytheford。Youknowtheplacewheretheoldfordusedtobe,inby-gonedaysbeforetheybuiltthebridge?’

`Iknowitwell,’saidtheMole。`ButwhyshouldOtterchoosetowatchthere?’

`Well,itseemsthatitwastherehegavePortlyhisfirstswimming-lesson,’continuedtheRat。`Fromthatshallow,gravellyspitnearthebank。Anditwasthereheusedtoteachhimfishing,andthereyoungPortlycaughthisfirstfish,ofwhichhewassoveryproud。Thechildlovedthespot,andOtterthinksthatifhecamewanderingbackfromwhereverheis——ifheISanywherebythistime,poorlittlechap——hemightmakeforthefordhewassofondof;orifhecameacrossithe’drememberitwell,andstopthereandplay,perhaps。SoOttergoesthereeverynightandwatches——onthechance,youknow,justonthechance!’

Theyweresilentforatime,boththinkingofthesamething——thelonely,heart-soreanimal,crouchedbytheford,watchingandwaiting,thelongnightthrough——onthechance。

`Well,well,’saidtheRatpresently,`Isupposeweoughttobethinkingaboutturningin。’Butheneverofferedtomove。

`Rat,’saidtheMole,`Isimplycan’tgoandturnin,andgotosleep,andDOnothing,eventhoughtheredoesn’tseemtobeanythingtobedone。We’llgettheboatout,andpaddleupstream。Themoonwillbeupinanhourorso,andthenwewillsearchaswellaswecan——anyhow,itwillbebetterthangoingtobedanddoingNOTHING。’

`JustwhatIwasthinkingmyself,’saidtheRat。`It’snotthesortofnightforbedanyhow;anddaybreakisnotsoveryfaroff,andthenwemaypickupsomenewsofhimfromearlyrisersaswegoalong。’

Theygottheboatout,andtheRattookthesculls,paddlingwithcaution。Outinmidstream,therewasaclear,narrowtrackthatfaintlyreflectedthesky;butwherevershadowsfellonthewaterfrombank,bush,ortree,theywereassolidtoallappearanceasthebanksthemselves,andtheMolehadtosteerwithjudgmentaccordingly。Darkanddesertedasitwas,thenightwasfullofsmallnoises,songandchatterandrustling,tellingofthebusylittlepopulationwhowereupandabout,plyingtheirtradesandvocationsthroughthenighttillsunshineshouldfallonthematlastandsendthemofftotheirwell-earnedrepose。Thewater’sownnoises,too,weremoreapparentthanbyday,itsgurglingsand`cloops’moreunexpectedandnearathand;andconstantlytheystartedatwhatseemedasuddenclearcallfromanactualarticulatevoice。

Thelineofthehorizonwasclearandhardagainstthesky,andinoneparticularquarteritshowedblackagainstasilveryclimbingphosphorescencethatgrewandgrew。Atlast,overtherimofthewaitingearththemoonliftedwithslowmajestytillitswungclearofthehorizonandrodeoff,freeofmoorings;andoncemoretheybegantoseesurfaces——meadowswide-spread,andquietgardens,andtheriveritselffrombanktobank,allsoftlydisclosed,allwashedcleanofmysteryandterror,allradiantagainasbyday,butwithadifferencethatwastremendous。

Theiroldhauntsgreetedthemagaininotherraiment,asiftheyhadslippedawayandputonthispurenewapparelandcomequietlyback,smilingastheyshylywaitedtoseeiftheywouldberecognisedagainunderit。

Fasteningtheirboattoawillow,thefriendslandedinthissilent,silverkingdom,andpatientlyexploredthehedges,thehollowtrees,therunnelsandtheirlittleculverts,theditchesanddrywater-ways。Embarkingagainandcrossingover,theyworkedtheirwayupthestreaminthismanner,whilethemoon,sereneanddetachedinacloudlesssky,didwhatshecould,thoughsofaroff,tohelpthemintheirquest;tillherhourcameandshesankearthwardsreluctantly,andleftthem,andmysteryoncemoreheldfieldandriver。

Thenachangebeganslowlytodeclareitself。Thehorizonbecameclearer,fieldandtreecamemoreintosight,andsomehowwithadifferentlook;themysterybegantodropawayfromthem。Abirdpipedsuddenly,andwasstill;andalightbreezesprangupandsetthereedsandbulrushesrustling。Rat,whowasinthesternoftheboat,whileMolesculled,satupsuddenlyandlistenedwithapassionateintentness。Mole,whowithgentlestrokeswasjustkeepingtheboatmovingwhilehescannedthebankswithcare,lookedathimwithcuriosity。

`It’sgone!’sighedtheRat,sinkingbackinhisseatagain。`Sobeautifulandstrangeandnew。Sinceitwastoendsosoon,IalmostwishIhadneverheardit。Forithasrousedalonginginmethatispain,andnothingseemsworthwhilebutjusttohearthatsoundoncemoreandgoonlisteningtoitforever。

No!Thereitisagain!’hecried,alertoncemore。Entranced,hewassilentforalongspace,spellbound。

`NowitpassesonandIbegintoloseit,’hesaidpresently。`O

Mole!thebeautyofit!Themerrybubbleandjoy,thethin,clear,happycallofthedistantpiping!SuchmusicIneverdreamedof,andthecallinitisstrongereventhanthemusicissweet!Rowon,Mole,row!Forthemusicandthecallmustbeforus。’

TheMole,greatlywondering,obeyed。`Ihearnothingmyself,’hesaid,`butthewindplayinginthereedsandrushesandosiers。’

TheRatneveranswered,ifindeedheheard。Rapt,transported,trembling,hewaspossessedinallhissensesbythisnewdivinethingthatcaughtuphishelplesssoulandswunganddandledit,apowerlessbuthappyinfantinastrongsustaininggrasp。

InsilenceMolerowedsteadily,andsoontheycametoapointwheretheriverdivided,alongbackwaterbranchingofftooneside。WithaslightmovementofhisheadRat,whohadlongdroppedtherudder-lines,directedtherowertotakethebackwater。Thecreepingtideoflightgainedandgained,andnowtheycouldseethecolouroftheflowersthatgemmedthewater’sedge。

`Clearerandnearerstill,’criedtheRatjoyously。`Nowyoumustsurelyhearit!Ah——atlast——Iseeyoudo!’

BreathlessandtransfixedtheMolestoppedrowingastheliquidrunofthatgladpipingbrokeonhimlikeawave,caughthimup,andpossessedhimutterly。Hesawthetearsonhiscomrade’scheeks,andbowedhisheadandunderstood。Foraspacetheyhungthere,brushedbythepurpleloose-strifethatfringedthebank;

thentheclearimperioussummonsthatmarchedhand-in-handwiththeintoxicatingmelodyimposeditswillonMole,andmechanicallyhebenttohisoarsagain。Andthelightgrewsteadilystronger,butnobirdssangastheywerewonttodoattheapproachofdawn;andbutfortheheavenlymusicallwasmarvellouslystill。

Oneithersideofthem,astheyglidedonwards,therichmeadow-grassseemedthatmorningofafreshnessandagreennessunsurpassable。Neverhadtheynoticedtherosessovivid,thewillow-herbsoriotous,themeadow-sweetsoodorousandpervading。Thenthemurmuroftheapproachingweirbegantoholdtheair,andtheyfeltaconsciousnessthattheywerenearingtheend,whateveritmightbe,thatsurelyawaitedtheirexpedition。

Awidehalf-circleoffoamandglintinglightsandshiningshouldersofgreenwater,thegreatweirclosedthebackwaterfrombanktobank,troubledallthequietsurfacewithtwirlingeddiesandfloatingfoam-streaks,anddeadenedallothersoundswithitssolemnandsoothingrumble。Inmidmostofthestream,embracedintheweir’sshimmeringarm-spread,asmallislandlayanchored,fringedclosewithwillowandsilverbirchandalder。