第3章

Thenhesaid:\"Idon’tcontendthatitisintellectual,butIsaythatitisoftencleverandcharmingattheten—centshows,justasitislessoftencleverandcharmingintheten—centmagazines。Ithinktheaverageofproprietyisratherhigherthanitisatthetwo—dollartheatres;anditismuchmoreinstructiveattheten—centshows,ifyoucometothat。

Theotherday,\"saidmyfriend,andinsquaringhimselfcomfortablyinhischairandfindingroomforhiselbowonthecornerofmytableheknockedoffsomebooksforreview,\"IwenttoadimemuseumforanhourthatIhadbetweentwoappointments,andImustsaythatIneverpassedanhour’stimemoreagreeably。Inthecuriohall,asoneofthelecturersonthecurioscalledit——theyhadseverallecturersinwhitewigsandscholars’capsandgowns——therewasnotagreatdealtosee,I

confess;buteverythingwasveryhigh—class。Therewastheinventorofaperpetualmotion,wholectureduponitandexplaineditfromadiagram。

Therewasafortune—tellerinathree—foottentwhomIdidnotinterview;

therewerefivemacawsinonecage,andtwogloomyapesinanother。OnaplatformattheendofthehallwasanAustralianfamilyagooddealgloomierthantheapes,whosatinthecostumeofourlatitude,staringdowntheroomwithvaryingexpressionsallverginguponmelancholymadness,andwhogavemesuchapangofcompassionasIhaveseldomgotfromthetragedyofthetwo—dollartheatres。Theyallowedmetocomequitecloseuptothem,andtofeedmypityupontheirwilddejectioninexilewithoutstint。Icouldn’tenterintoconversationwiththem,andexpressmyregretatfindingthemsofarfromtheirnativeboomerangsandkangaroosandpinetreegrubs,butIknowtheyfeltmysympathy,itwassoevident。Ididn’tseetheirperformance,andIdon’tknowthattheyhadany。Theymaysimplyhavebeenthereethnologically,butthiswasagoodobject,andthesightoftheirspiritualmiserywasaloneworththepriceofadmission。

\"Aftertheinventoroftheperpetualmotionhadbroughthisharanguetoaclose,weallwentroundtothedaiswherealadyinbluespectacleslecturedusuponafire—escapewhichshehadinvented,andoperatedasmallmodelofit。Noneoftheeventsweresoexcitingthatwecouldregretitwhenthechieflecturerannouncedthatthiswastheendoftheentertainmentinthecuriohall,andthatnowtheperformanceinthetheatrewasabouttobegin。Heinvitedustobuyticketsatanadditionalchargeoffive,ten,orfifteencentsforthegallery,orchestracircle,ororchestra。

\"IthoughtIcouldaffordanorchestrastall,foronce。Wewerethreeintheorchestra,anothermanandayoungmother,notcountingthelittleboyshehadwithher;thereweretwopeopleinthegallery,andadozenatleastintheorchestracircle。Anattendantshouted,’Hatsoff!’andtheothermanandIuncovered,andaladycameupfromunderthestageandbegantoplaythepianoinfrontofit。Thecurtainrose,andtheentertainmentbeganatonce。Itwasapassageapparentlyfromreallife,anditinvolvedadissatisfiedboarderandthedaughterofthelandlady。

Therewasnotmuchcoherenceinit,buttherewasagooddealofconscienceonthepartoftheactors,whotoiledthroughitwithunflaggingenergy。Theyoungwomanwasequippedforthedanceshebroughtintoitatonepointratherthanforthepartshehadtosustaininthedrama。Itwasaveryblamelessdance,andshegaveitasifshewastiredofit,butwasnotgoingtofalter。Shedeliveredherlineswithahard,Southwesternaccent,andIlikedfancyingherhavingcomeupinasimpler—heartedsectionofthecountrythanours,encouragedbyastronglocalbeliefthatshewasdestinedtodoJulietandLadyMacbeth,orPegWoffingtonattheleast;butverylikelyshehadnot。

\"Herperformancewasfollowedbyaneventinvolvingasinglecharacter。

Theactor,naturally,wasblackenedastohisskin,butastohisdresshewasallinwhite,andatthefirstglanceIcouldseethathehadtemperament。IsuspectthathethoughtIhad,too,forhebegantoaddresshisentiredramatome。Thiswasnotsurprising,foritwouldnothavebeenthethingforhimtosingleouttheyoungmother;andtheothermanintheorchestrastallsseemedavagueandinexperiencedyouth,whomhewouldhardlyhavegiventhepreferenceoverme。Ifeltthecompliment,butuponthewholeitembarrassedme;itwastoointimate,anditgavemeapublicityIwouldwillinglyhaveforegone。IdidwhatI

couldtorejectit,byfeigninganindifferencetohisjokes;Ievenfrownedameasureofdisapproval;butthismerelystimulatedhisambition。Hewasreallyamerrycreature,andwhenhehadgotoffanumberofverygoodthingswhichwerereceivedinperfectsilence,andlookedoverhisaudiencewithawoe—begoneeye,andsaid,withaneffectofdelicateapology,’IhopeI’mnotdisturbingyouany,’Ibrokedownandlaughed,andthatdeliveredmeintohishand。Heimmediatelysaidtomethatnowhewouldtellmeaboutafriendofhis,whohadaprettylargefamily,eightofthemliving,andoneinPhiladelphia;andthenfornoreasonheseemedtochangehismind,andsaidhewouldsingmeasongwrittenexpresslyforhim——byanexpressman;andhewentonfromonewildgayetytoanother,untilhehadworkedhisaudienceuptoquiteafrenzyofenthusiasm,andalmosthadarecallwhenhewentoff。

\"Iwasrathergladtoberidofhim,andIwasgladthatthenextperformers,whowerealadyandagentlemancontortionistofSpanish—

Americanextraction,behavedmoreimpartially。Theywerereallyremarkableartistsintheirway,andthoughit’sapainfulway,I

couldn’thelpadmiringtheirgiftinbowknotsandotherdifficultposes。

Thegentlemangotabundantapplause,buttheladyatfirstgotnone。I

thinkperhapsitwasbecause,withthecorrectfeelingthatprevailedamongus,wecouldnotseealadycontortherselfwithsomuchapprovalasagentleman,andthattherewasawoundtooursenseofproprietyinwitnessingherskill。ButIcouldseethatthepoorgirlwashurtinherartistpridebyourseverity,andatthenextthingshedidIledofftheapplausewithmyumbrella。Sheinstantlylightedupwithajoyfulsmile,andtheyoungmotherintheorchestraleanedforwardtonodhersympathytomewhilesheclapped。Wewerefastbecomingadomesticcircle,anditwasverypleasant,butIthoughtthatuponthewholeIhadbettergo。\"

\"Anddoyouthinkyouhadaprofitablehouratthatshow?\"Iasked,withasmilethatwasmeanttobesceptical。

\"Profitable?\"saidmyfriend。\"Isaidagreeable。Idon’tknowabouttheprofit。Butitwasverygoodvariety,anditwasverycheap。I

understandthatthisisthekindofthingyouwantthetwo—dollartheatretocomedownto,orupto。\"

\"Notexactly,ornotquite,\"Ireturned,thoughtfully,\"thoughImustsayIthinkyourtimewasaswellspentasitwouldhavebeenatmostoftheplaysIhaveseenthiswinter。\"

Myfriendleftthepoint,andsaid,withadreamyair:\"Itwasallverypathetic,inaway。Threeoutofthosefivepeoplewerereallyclever,andcertainlyartists。Thatcoloredbrotherwasalmostagenius,averycommonvarietyofgenius,butstillagenius,withagiftforhiscallingthatcouldn’tbedisputed。Hewasagenuinehumorist,andIsorrowedoverhim——afterIgotsafelyawayfromhisintimacy——asIshouldoversomeauthorwhowasstrugglingalongwithoutwinninghispublic。Whynot?Oneisasmuchintheshowbusinessastheother。Thereisadifferenceofqualityratherthanofkind。Perhapsby—and—bymycoloredhumoristwillmakeastrikewithhisbranchofthepublic,asyouarealwayshopingtodowithyours。\"

\"Youdon’tthinkyou’remakingyourselfratheroffensive?\"Isuggested。

\"Notintentionally。Aren’ttheartsone?Howcanyousaythatanyartishigherthantheothers?Whyisitnoblertocontortthemindthantocontortthebody?\"

\"Iamalwayssayingthatitisnotatallnobletocontortthemind,\"

Ireturned,\"andIfeelthattoaimatnothinghigherthantheamusementofyourreadersistobringyourselfmostdistinctlytotheleveloftheshowbusiness。\"

\"Yes,Iknowthatisyourpose,\"saidmyfriend。\"AndIdaresayyoureallythinkthatyoumakeadistinctioninfactswhenyoumakeadistinctioninterms。Ifyoudon’tamuseyourreaders,youdon’tkeepthem;practically,youceasetoexist。Youmaycallitinterestingthem,ifyoulike;but,really,whatisthedifference?Youdoyourlittleact,andbecausethestageislargeandthehouseisfine,youfancyyouarenotofthatsadbrotherhoodwhichaimstopleaseinhumblerplaces,withperhapscrudermeans——\"

\"Idon’tknowwhetherIlikeyoursawslessthanyourinstances,oryourinstanceslessthanyoursaws,\"Ibrokein。\"Haveyoubeenatthecircusyet?\"

II。

\"Yet?\"demandedmyfriend。\"Iwentthefirstnight,andIhavebeenagooddealinterestedintheexaminationofmyemotionseversince。

Ican’tfindoutjustwhyIhavesomuchpleasureinthetrapeze。

HalfthetimeIwanttoshutmyeyes,andagoodpartofthetimeIdolookaway;butIwouldn’tspareanyactorthemostdangerousfeat。

Oneofthepoorgirls,thatnight,droppedawkwardlyintothenetafterherperformance,andlimpedofftothedressing—roomwithasprainedankle。Itmademerathersadtothinkthatnowshemustperhapsgiveupherperilousworkforawhile,andpayadoctor,andlosehersalary,butitdidn’ttakeawaymyinterestintheothertrapezistsflyingthroughtheairaboveanothernet。

\"IfIhadhonestlycomplainedofanythingitwouldhavebeenofthesuperfluitywhichgluttedratherthanfedme。Howcanyouwatchthreesetsoftrapezistsatonce?Youreallyseeneitherwell。It’sthesamewiththethreerings。Thereshouldbeonering,andeachactshouldhaveafairchancewiththespectator,ifittooksixhours;Iwouldwillinglygivethetime。Fancythreestagesatthetheatre,withthreeplaysgoingonatonce!\"

\"No,don’tfancythat!\"Ientreated。\"Oneplayisbadenough。\"

\"Orfancyreadingthreenovelssimultaneously,andlisteningatthesametimetoalectureandasermon,whichcouldrepresentthetwoplatformsbetweentherings,\"myfriendcalmlypersisted。\"Thethreeringsareanabuseandanoutrage,butIdon’tknowbutIobjectstillmoretothesilencingoftheclowns。Theyhaveagreatmanyclownsnow,buttheyarealldumb,andyouonlygethalfthegoodyouusedtogetoutofthesingleclownoftheoldone—ringcircus。Why,it’sasiftheliteraryhumoristweretoleaduptoacharmingconceitorasubtlejest,andthenputasteriskswherethehumoroughttocomein。\"

\"Don’tyouthinkyouaregoingfrombadtoworse?\"Iasked。

Myfriendwenton:\"I’mafraidthecircusisspoiledforme。Ithasbecometoomuchofagoodthing;foritisagoodthing;almostthebestthinginthewayofanentertainmentthatthereis。I’mstillveryfondofit,butIcomeawaydefeatedanddefraudedbecauseIhavebeenembarrassedwithriches,andhavebeengivenmorethanIwasabletograsp。Mygreedhasbeenoverfed。IthinkImustkeeptothoseentertainmentswhereyoucancomeatteninthemorningandstaytilltenatnight,withaperpetualchangeofbill,onlyonestage,andnofallofthecurtain。Isupposeyouwouldobjecttothembecausethey’regettingratherdear;atthebestofthemnowtheyaskyouadollarforthefirstseats。\"

IsaidthatIdidnotthinkthistoomuchfortwelvehours,iftheintellectualcharacteroftheentertainmentwascorrespondinglyhigh。

\"It’sashighasthatofsomemagazines,\"saidmyfriend,\"thoughIcouldsometimeswishitwerehigher。It’slikethematterintheSundaypapers——aboutthataverage。Someofit’sgood,andmostofitisn’t。

Someofitcouldhardlybeworse。Butthereisagreatdealofit,andyougetitconsecutivelyandnotsimultaneously。Thatconstitutesitsadvantageoverthecircus。\"

Myfriendstopped,withavaguesmile,andIasked:

\"Then,doIunderstandthatyouwouldadvisemetorecommendthedimemuseums,thecircus,andtheperpetual—motionvarietiesintheplaceofthetheatres?\"

\"Youhaverecommendedbooksinstead,andthatnotiondoesn’tseemtohavemetwithmuchfavor,thoughyouurgedtheircomparativecheapness。Now,whynotsuggestsomethingthatisreallylevelwiththepopulartaste?\"

AMERICANLITERATUREINEXILE

ArecentlylecturingEnglishmanisreportedtohavenotedtheunenviableprimacyoftheUnitedStatesamongcountrieswherethestruggleformaterialprosperityhasbeendisastroustothepursuitofliterature。

Hesaid,orissaidtohavesaid(onecannotbetoocarefulinattributingtoapublicmanthethoughtsthatmaybereallyduetoanimaginativeframeinthereporter),thatamongus,\"theoldraceofwritersofdistinction,suchasLongfellow,Bryant,Holmes,andWashingtonIrving,have(sic)diedout,andtheAmericanswhoaremostprominentincultivatedEuropeanopinioninartorliterature,likeSargent,HenryJames,orMarionCrawford,livehabituallyoutofAmerica,anddrawtheirinspirationfromEngland,France,andItaly。\"

I。

Ifthisweretrue,IconfessthatIamsoindifferenttowhatmanyAmericansgloryinthatitwouldnotdistressme,orwoundmeinthesortofself—lovewhichcallsitselfpatriotism。Ifitwouldatallhelptoputanendtothatstruggleformaterialprosperitywhichhaseventuatedwithusinsomanymillionairesandsomanytramps,Ishouldbegladtobelievethatitwasdrivingourliterarymenoutofthecountry。Thiswouldbeatremendousobject—lesson,andmightbeawarningtothemillionairesandthetramps。ButIamafraiditwouldnothavethiseffect,forneitherourveryrichnorourverypoorcareatallforthestateofpolitelearningamongus;thoughforthematterofthat,I

believethateconomicconditionshavelittletodowithit;andthatifageneralmediocrityoffortuneprevailedandtherewerenohastetoberichandtogetpoor,thestateofpolitelearningwouldnotbeconsiderablyaffected。Asmattersstand,IthinkwemayreasonablyaskwhethertheAmericans\"mostprominentincultivatedEuropeanopinion,\"

theAmericanswho\"livehabituallyoutofAmerica,\"arenotlessexilesthanadvanceagentsoftheexpansionnowadvertisingitselftotheworld。

Theymaybethevanguardofthegreatarmyofadventurersdestinedtooverruntheearthfromtheseshores,andexploitallforeigncountriestoouradvantage。Theyprobablythemselvesdonotknowit,butintheactof\"drawingtheirinspiration\"fromalienscenes,ortakingtheirownwheretheyfindit,arenottheysimplytransportingtoEurope\"thestruggleformaterialprosperity\"whichSirLepelsupposestobefataltothemhere?

Thereisaquestion,however,whichcomesbeforethis,andthatisthequestionwhethertheyhavequittedusinsuchnumbersasjustlytoalarmourpatriotism。Qualitatively,intheauthorsnamedandinthelateMr。

BretHarte,Mr。HarryHarland,andthelateMr。HaroldFrederic,aswellasinMarkTwain,oncetemporarilyresidentabroad,thedefectionisverygreat;butquantitativelyitisnotsuchastoleaveuswithoutafairmeasureofhome—keepingauthorship。OurdestitutionisnotnearlysogreatnowintheabsenceofMr。JamesandMr。Crawfordasitwasinthetimesbeforethe\"struggleformaterialprosperity\"whenWashingtonIrvingwentandlivedinEnglandandontheEuropeancontinentwell—nighhalfhislife。

SirLepelGriffin——orSirLepelGriffin’sreporter——seemstoforgetthefactofIrving’slongabsenteeismwhenheclasseshimwith\"theoldrace\"

ofeminentAmericanauthorswhostayedathome。Butreallynoneofthosehenamesweresoconstanttoourairasheseems——orhisreporterseems——

tothink。LongfellowsojournedthreeorfouryearsinGermany,Spain,andItaly;HolmesspentasgreattimeinParis;Bryantwasafrequenttraveller,andeachofthem\"drewhisinspiration\"nowandthenfromaliensources。LowellwasmanyyearsinItaly,Spain,andEngland;

Motleyspentmorethanhalfhislifeabroad;Hawthornewasawayfromusnearlyadecade。

II。

IfIseemtobeprovingtoomuchinoneway,IdonotfeelthatIamprovingtoomuchinanother。Myfactsgotoshowthattheliteraryspiritisthetrueworld—citizen,andisathomeeverywhere。IfanygoodAmericanweredistressedbytheabsenteeismofourauthors,IshouldfirstadvisehimthatAmericanliteraturewasnotderivedfromthefolk—

loreoftheredIndians,butwas,asIhavesaidoncebefore,aconditionofEnglishliterature,andwasindependentevenofourindependence。

ThenIshouldentreathimtoconsiderthecaseofforeignauthorswhohadfounditmorecomfortableormoreprofitabletoliveoutoftheirrespectivecountriesthaninthem。IshouldallegeforhisconsolationthecaseofByron,Shelley,andLeighHunt,andmorelatterlythatoftheBrowningsandWalterSavageLandor,whopreferredanItaliantoanEnglishsojourn;andyetmorerecentlythatofMr。RudyardKipling,whovoluntarilylivedseveralyearsinVermont,andhas\"drawnhisinspiration\"innotableinstancesfromthelifeoftheseStates。ItwillservehimalsotoconsiderthatthetwogreatestNorwegianauthors,BjornsenandIbsen,havebothlivedlonginFranceandItaly。HeinrichHeinelovedtoliveinParismuchbetterthaninDusseldorf,oreveninHamburg;andTourgueniefhimself,whosaidthatanyman’scountrycouldgetonwithouthim,butnomancouldgetonwithouthiscountry,managedtodispensewithhisownintheFrenchcapital,anddiedthereafterhewasquitefreetogobacktoSt。Petersburg。InthelastcenturyRousseaulivedinFranceratherthanSwitzerland;VoltaireatleasttriedtoliveinPrussia,andwasobligedtoalongexileelsewhere;GoldonileftfameandfriendsinVeniceforthefavorofprincesinParis。

Literaryabsenteeism,itseemstome,isnotpeculiarlyanAmericanviceoranAmericanvirtue。Itisanexpressionandaproofofthemodernsensewhichenlargesone’scountrytotheboundsofcivilization。

Icannotthinkitjustlyareproachintheeyesoftheworld,andifanyAmericanfeelsitagrievance,IsuggestthathedowhathecantohaveembodiedintheplatformofhispartyaplankaffirmingtherightofAmericanauthorstoapublicprovisionthatwillenablethemtoliveasagreeablyathomeastheycanabroadonthesamemoney。Inthemeantime,theirabsenteeismisnotaconsequenceof\"thestruggleformaterialprosperity,\"notahighdisdainofthestrifewhichgoesonnotlessinEuropethaninAmerica,andmust,ofcourse,gooneverywhereaslongascompetitiveconditionsendure,butistheresultofchancesandpreferenceswhichmeannothingnationallycalamitousordiscreditable。

THEHORSESHOW

\"Asgoodasthecircus——notsogoodasthecircus——betterthanthecircus。\"Theseweremyvaryingimpressions,asIsatlookingdownuponthetanbark,theotherday,attheHorseShowinMadisonSquareGarden;

andIcameawaywiththeirblendformyfinalopinion。

I。

ImightthinkthattheHorseShow(whichissolargelyaManShowandaWomanShow)wasbetterorworsethanthecircus,oraboutasgood;butI

couldnotgetawayfromthecircus,inmyimpressionofit。Perhapsthecircusisthenormofallsplendorswherethehorseandhismasterarejoinedforaneffectupontheimaginationofthespectator。IamsurethatIhaveneverbeenablequitetodissociatefromitthepicturesquenessofchivalry,andthatitwillhereafteralwayssuggesttomethelastcorrectnessoffashion。Itisthroughthehorsethatthesefarextremesmeet;inalltimesthehorsehasbeenthesupremeexpressionofaristocracy;anditmayverywellbethatadreamoftheelderworldprophesiedtheultimatetypeofthefuture,whentheSwellshallhaveevolvedintotheCentaur。

Somesuchteasingnotionoftheirmysticalaffinityiswhathauntsyouasyoumakeyourroundofthevastellipse,withthewell—groomedmenaboutyouandthewell—groomedhorsesbeyondthebarrier。

Inthisfirstaffairofthenew——comer,thehorsesarenotsomuchonshowastheswells;yougetonlyglimpsesofshiningcoatsandtossingmanes,withaglinthereandthereofaflyinghoofthroughthelinesofpeoplecomingandgoing,andtheranksofpeople,threeorfourfeetdeep,againsttherailsoftheellipse;buttheswellsarethereinperfectrelief,anditistheywhofinallyembodytheHorseShowtoyou。

Thefactisthattheyaretheretosee,ofcourse,buttheeffectisthattheyaretheretobeseen。

Thewholespectaclehadanhistoricalquality,whichItastedwithpleasure。Itwasthethingthathadeventuatedineverycivilization,andtheAmericanmightfeelacharacteristicpridethatwhatcametoRomeinfivehundredyearshadcometoAmericainasinglecentury。Therewassomethingfineintheabsolutelyfatalnatureoftheresult,andI

perceivedthatnowhereelseinourlife,whichisapttobereclusiveinitsexclusiveness,istheprimemotiveatworkinitsodramaticallyapparent。\"Yes,\"Ifoundmyselfthinking,\"thisiswhatitallcomesto:

the’subitiguadagni’ofthenewrich,madeinlargemassesandseekingaswiftandeagerexploitation,andtheslowlyaccumulatedfortunes,puttogetherfromsparingandscrimping,fromslavingandenslaving,informertimes,andnowinthestainlesswhitehandsofthesecondorthirdgeneration,theybothmeetheretothepurposeofacommonostentation,andcreateaHorseShow。\"

Icannotsaythatitscreatorslookedmuchasiftheylikedit,nowtheyhadgotit;and,sofarasIhavebeenabletoobservethem,peopleofwealthandfashionalwaysdissembletheirjoy,andhavetheairofbeingboredinthemidstoftheiramusements。Thisreserveofrapturemaybetheirdelicacy,theirunwillingnesstoawakenenvyinthelessprospered;

andIshouldnothaveobjectedtotheswellsattheHorseShowlookingdrearyiftheyhadlookedmorelikeswells;exceptforacertainhardnessofthecountenance(whichIfoundmyownsympatheticallytakingon)I

shouldnothavethoughtthemverypatrician,andthishardnessmayhavebeenmerelytheconsequenceofbeingsomuchstaredat。Perhaps,indeed,theywerenotswellswhomIsawintheboxes,butonlycompaniesofordinarypeoplewhohadclubbedtogetherandhiredtheirboxes;

Iunderstandthatthiscanbedone,andthestudentofcivilizationsofarmisled。Butcertainlyiftheywereswellstheydidnotlookquiteuptothemselves;though,forthatmatter,neitherdothenobilitiesofforeigncountries,andononeortwooccasionswhenIhaveseenthem,kingsandemperorshavefailedmeinlikemanner。TheyhaveallwantedthatindescribablesomethingwhichIhavefoundsosatisfyinginaristocraciesandroyaltiesonthestage;andhereattheHorseShow,whileImademytour,Iconstantlymethandsome,actor—likefolkonfootwhocouldmuchbetterhavetakentheroleofthepeopleintheboxes。

Thepromenadersmaynothavebeenactorsatall;theymayhavebeentherealthingforwhichIwasinvainscanningtheboxes,buttheylookedlikeactors,whoindeedsetanexampletousallinpersonalbeautyandincorrectnessofdress。

Imeannothingoffensiveeithertoswellsortoactors。Wehavenotdistinction,asapeople;MatthewArnoldnotedthat;anditisnotourbusinesstohaveit:Whenitisourbusinessourswellswillhaveit,justasouractorsnowhaveit,especiallyouractorsofEnglishbirth。

Ihadnotthisreflectionaboutmeatthetimetoconsolemeformydisappointment,anditonlynowoccurstomethatwhatItookforanabsenceofdistinctionmayhavebeensuchauniversalprevalenceofitthattheresultwasnecessarilyaspeciesofindistinction。ButinthecomplexionofanysocialassemblyweAmericansareatadisadvantagewithEuropeansfromthewantofuniforms。Afewmilitaryscatteredaboutinthoseboxes,orevenafewsportingbishopsinshovel—hatsandaprons,wouldhavedonemuchtorelievethemfromthereproachIhavebeenheapinguponthem。Ourwomen,indeed,poorthings,alwaysdotheirdutyinpersonalsplendor,anditisnotofapovertyintheirmodesattheHorseShowthatIamcomplaining。Ifthemenhadbornetheirpartaswell,therewouldnothavebeenthesetears:andyet,whatamIsaying?

Therewashereandthereaclean—shavenface(whichIwillnotbelievewasalwaysanactor’s),andhereandthereafiguresuperblysetup,andsofaultlesslyappointedastoshoes,trousers,coat,tie,hat,andglovesastohaveasaliencefromthemassofgoodlooksandgoodclotheswhichIwillnotatlastcalllessthandistinction。

II。

Atanyrate,ImissedthesemarkedpresenceswhenIleftthelinesofthepromenadersaroundtheellipse,andclimbedtoaseatsometiersabovetheboxes。Iamratheranxioustohaveitknownthatmyseatwasnotoneofthosecheaponesintheuppergallery,butwaswiththevirtuouspoorwhocouldaffordtopayadollarandahalffortheirtickets。Iboughtitofaspeculatoronthesidewalk,whosaiditwashislast,sothatI

conceiveditthelastinthehouse;butIfoundthechairsbynomeansallfilled,thoughitwasasgoodanaudienceasIhavesometimesseeninthesameplaceatothercircuses。ThepeopleaboutmeweresuchasIhadnotedattheothercircuses,hotel—sojourners,kindly—lookingcomersfromprovincialtownsandcities,whomIinstantlyfeltmyselfathomewith,andfreetoputoffthatgloomyseverityofaspectwhichhadgrownuponmeduringmyassociationwiththeswellsbelow。Myneighborsweresufficientlywelldressed,andiftheyhadnomoredistinctionthantheirbetters,ortheirrichers,theyhadnottheburdenoftheoccasionuponthem,andseemedreallygladofwhatwasgoingoninthering。

ThereagainIwassensibleofthevastadvantageofcostume。Thebuglerwhostoodupatoneendofthecentralplatformandblewafinefanfare(Ihopeitwasafanfare)towardsthegateswherethehorsesweretoenterfromtheirstallsinthebasementwasahussar—likeshapethatfilledmyromanticsoulwithjoy;andtheotherfiguresofthemanagementIthoughtveryfortunatecompromisesbetweengroomsandringmasters。Atanyrate,theirnondescriptcostumesweregay,andarelieffromthefashionsintheboxesandthepromenade;theywerecostumes,andcostumesarealwaysmoresincere,ifnotmoreeffective,thanfashions。AsIhavehinted,Idonotknowjustwhatcostumestheywere,buttheytookthelightwellfromthegirandolefaraloofandfromthethousandsoflittleelectricbulbsthatbeadedtheroofinlonglines,anddispersedthesullennessofthedull,rainyafternoon。Whentheknightsenteredthelistsontheseatsoftheirdog—carts,withtheirsquiresbesidethem,andtheirshiningtandemsbeforethem,theytookthelightwell,too,andthespectaclewassobrilliantthatItrustmyimagerymaybeforgivenanovelistpiningforthepageantriesofthepast。Idonotknowtothismomentwhethertheseknightswerebonafidegentlemen,oronlytheirdeputies,drivingtheirtandemsforthem,andIamequallyatalosstoaccountforthevariety,oftheirhats。Someworetall,shiningsilkhats;someflat—topped,brownderbys;somesimpleblackpot—hats;——andisthere,then,norigorastothehead—gearofpeopledrivingtandems?

Ifeltthatthereoughttobe,andthatthereoughttobesomeruleastowherethenumberofeachtandemshouldbedisplayed。Asitwas,thiswassometimescarelesslystuckintotheseatofthecart;sometimesitwaswornatthebackofthegroom’swaist,andsometimesfulluponhisstomach。Inthelastpositionitgaveatouchofburlesquewhichwoundedme;forthesearevitalmatters,andIfoundmyselfveryexactinginthem。

WiththehorsesthemselvesIcouldfindnofaultuponthegroundsofmycensureoftheshowinsomeotherways。Theyhaddistinction;theywerepatrician;theywereswell。Theyfeltit,theyshowedit,theyrejoicedinit;andthemostreluctantobservercouldnotdenythemthegloryofblood,ofbirth,whichthethoroughbredhorsehasexpressedinalllandsandages。Theirlordlyportwasathingthatnoonecoulddispute,andforanaristocracyIsupposethattheyhadahighaverageofintelligence,thoughtheremightbetwomindsaboutthis。Theymademethinkofmettledyouthsandhaughtydames;theyabashedthehumblespiritofthebeholderwiththeprideoftheirhigh—stepping,theircurvettingandcaracoling,astheyjingledintheirshiningharnessaroundthelongring。Theirnobleuselessnesstookthefancy,forIsupposethatthereisnothingsosuperblysuperfluousasatandem,outsideorinsideofthebestsociety。Itissomethingwhichonlytheambitionofwealthandunbrokenleisurecanmountto;andIwasgladthatthedisplayoftandemswasthefirsteventoftheHorseShowwhichIwitnessed,foritseemedtomethatitmustbeyondallotherstypifythepowerwhichcreatedtheHorseShow。Iwishedthatthehumansideofitcouldhavebeenmoreunquestionablyadequate,buttheequinesideoftheeventwasperfect。

Still,Ifeltacertainrelief,asinsomethinginnocentandsimpleandchildlike,inthenextevent。

III。

Thiswastheinundationofthetan—barkwithtroopsofprettyShetlandponiesofallages,sizes,andcolors。Acryofdelightwentupfromagroupoflittlepeoplenearme,andthespelloftheHorseShowwasbroken。Itwasnolongerasolemnityoffashion,itwasasweetandkindlypleasurewhicheveryonecouldshare,oreveryonewhohadeverhad,oreverwishedtohave,aShetlandpony;thetouchofnaturemadethewholeshowkin。Icouldnotseethatthefreakish,kittenishcreaturesdidanythingtoclaimouradmiration,buttheywonouraffectionbyeverytraitofponyishcapriceandobstinacy。Thesmallcoltsbrokeawayfromthesmallmares,andgambolledoverthetanbarkinwantongroups,withgayorplaintivewhinnyings,whichmightwellhavetouchedaresponsivechordinthebosomoffashionitself:Idaresayitisnotsohardasitlooks。Thesceneremandedustoamomentofchildhood;andIfoundmyselfsofondofalltheponiesthatIfeltitinvidiousofthejudgestochooseamongthemfortheprizes;theyoughteveryonetohavehadtheprize。

IsupposeaShetlandponyisnotaveryusefulanimalinourconditions;

nodoubtagood,tough,stubbeddonkeywouldbeworthalltheirtribewhenitcamedowntohardwork;butwecannotallbehard—workingdonkeys,andsomeofusmaybetoysandplaythingswithouttoogreatreproach。Igazedafterthebroken,refluentwaveoftheseamiablecreatures,withthevaguetolerationhereformulated,butIwasnotquiteatpeaceinit,orfullyconsoledinmyhabitualethicismtillthenexteventbroughtthehunterswiththeirhigh—jumpingintothering。ThesenobleanimalsuniteuseandbeautyinsuchmeasurethatthecensormustbeofCatonianseveritywhocanrefusethemhispraise。WhenIreflectedthatbythemandtheirdevotedridersourcivilizationhadbeenassimilatedtothatofthemother—countryinitsfinestexpression,andanothertieaddedtothosethatbindustoherthroughthelanguageofShakespeareandMilton;thattheyhadtamedthehaughtyspiritoftheAmericanfarmerinseveralpartsofthecountrysothathesubmittedforaconsiderationtohavehiscropsriddenover,andthattheyhadallbutexterminatedtheferociousanise—seedbag,oncesocommonanddestructiveamongus,Iwasinafitmoodtowelcomethebarsandhurdleswhichwerenowsetupatfourorfiveplacesforthepurposesofthehigh—jumping。

Astothebeautyofthehunting—horse,though,IthinkImusthedgealittle,whileIstandfirmlytomyadmirationofhisuse。Tobehonest,thetandemhorseismoretomytaste。Heisbettershaped,andhebearshimselfmoreproudly。Thehunterisapttobehave,whateverhisreserveofintelligence,likeanexcitedhen;heisapttobeewe—neckedandbredawaytonothingwheretheidealhorseabounds;hehasthebehaviorofaturkey—henwhennotbehavinglikethecommonorgardenhen。Buttherecanbenoquestionofhisjumping,whichseemstobehischiefbusinessinaworldwhereweareallappointedourseveralduties,andIatoncebegantotakeavividpleasureinhisproficiency。Ihavealwaysfeltablindandinsensatejoyinrunningraces,whichhasnorelationtoanyparticularhorse,andInowexperiencedanimpartialraptureintheperformancesofthesehunters。Theylookedverymuchalike,andifithadnotbeenforthechangingnumbersonthesign—boardinthecentreoftheringannouncingthat650,675,or602wasnowjumping,Imighthavethoughtitwas650allthetime。

Ahighjumpisnotsofineasightasarunningracewhenthehorseshavegothalfamileawayandlooklikeacoveyofswiftbirds,butitisstillafinesight。Ibecameveryfastidiousastowhichmomentofitwasthefinest,whetherwhenthehorseroseinprofile,orwhenhisaerialhooftouchedtheground(withtheeffectofhalfjerkinghisrider’sheadhalfoff),orwhenheshowedaflyingheelinperspective;

andIdonotknowtothishourwhichIprefer。ButIsupposeIwasbecominggraduallyspoiledbymypleasure,forastimewentonInoticedthatIwasnotsatisfiedwiththemonotonousexcellenceofthehorses’

execution。WillitbecreditedthatIbecamewillingsomethingshouldhappen,anything,tovaryit?Iaskedmyselfwhy,ifsomeofthemoreexcitingincidentsofthehunting—fieldwhichIhadreadofmustbefall;

Ishouldnotseethem。Severalofthehorseshadbalkedatthebarriers,andalmostthrowntheirridersacrossthemovertheirnecks,butnotquitedoneit;severalhadcarriedawaythegreen—tuftedtoprailwiththeirheels;whensuddenlytherecamealoudclatterfromthefarthersideoftheellipse,whereawholepaneloffencehadgonedown。I

lookedeagerlyfortheprostratehorseandriderunderthebars,buttheywerecanteringsafelyaway。

IV。

Itwasenough,however。IperceivedthatIwasbecomingdemoralized,andthatifIweretowriteoftheHorseShowwithatallthesuperiorityonelikestofeeltowardstherichandgreat,Ihadbettercomeaway。ButI

cameawaycritical,eveninmydownfall,andfeelingthat,circusforcircus,theGreatestShowonEarthwhichIhadoftenseeninthatplacehadcertaindistinctadvantagesoftheHorseShow。Ithadthreeringsandtwoplatforms;and,foranotherthing,thedriversandridersintheraces,whentheywon,borethebannerofvictoryaloftintheirhands,insteadofpoorlylettingablueorredribbonflickerattheirhorses’

ears。Theeventsweremorefrequentandrapid;thecostumesinfinitelymorevariedandpicturesque。Asforthepeopleintheboxes,IdonotknowthattheywerelessdistinguishedthantheseattheHorseShow,butiftheywerenotofthesamehighlevelinwhichdistinctionwasimpossible,theydidnotshowitintheirlooks。

TheHorseShow,infine,struckmeasacircusofnotallthefirstqualities;andIhadmomentsofsuspectingthatitwasnomorethantheevolutionofthecountycattleshow。ButinanycaseIhadtoownthatitsgreatsuccesswasquitelegitimate;forthehorse,uponthewhole,appealstoawiderrangeofhumanity,verticallyaswellashorizontally,thananyotherinterest,notexceptingpoliticsorreligion。Icannot,indeed,regardhimasacivilizinginfluence;butthenwecannotbealwayscivilizing。

THEPROBLEMOFTHESUMMER

Ithassometimesseemedtomethatthesolutionoftheproblemhowandwheretospendthesummerwassimplestwiththosewhowereobligedtospenditastheyspentthewinter,andincreasinglydifficultintheproportionofone’sabilitytospenditwhereverandhoweveronechose。

Fewareabsolutelyreleasedtothischoice,however,andthosefewaregreatlytobepitied。Iknowthattheyareoftenenviedandhatedforitbythosewhohavenosuchchoice,butthatisapatheticmistake。Ifwecouldlookintotheirhearts,indeed,weshouldwitnesstheresomuchmiserythatweshouldwishrathertoweepoverthemthantoreproachthemwiththeirbetterfortune,orwhatappearedso。

I。

Formostpeoplechoiceisacurse,anditisthiscursethatthesummerbringsupongreatnumberswhowouldnotperhapsotherwisebeafflicted。

Theyarenotinthehappycaseofthosewhomuststayathome;theirhardnecessityisthattheycangoaway,andtrytobemoreagreeablyplacedsomewhereelse;butalthoughIsaytheyareingreatnumbers,theyareaninfinitesimalminorityofthewholebulkofourpopulation。Theirbaneisnot,initshighestform,thatoftheaverageAmericanwhohasnochoiceofthekind;andwhenonebeginstospeakofthesummerproblem,onemustbeginatoncetodistinguish。ItistheproblemoftheEastratherthanoftheWest(wherepeoplearemuchmoreinthehabitofstayingathometheyearround),anditistheproblemofthecityandnotofthecountry。IamnotsurethatthereisonepracticalfarmerinthewholeUnitedStateswhoisobligedtowitnessinhishouseholdthosesaddissensionswhichalmostseparatethefamiliesofprofessionalmenastowhereandhowtheyshallpassthesummer。Peopleofthisclass,whichisaclasswithsomemeasureofmoney,ease,andtaste,arecommonlyofvaryinganddecidedminds,andIonceknewafamilyofthesortwhosecombinedidealfortheirsummeroutingwassummedupinthesimpledesireforsocietyandsolitude,mountain—airandsea—bathing。TheyspentthewholemonthsofApril,May,andJuneinafutileinquiryforaresortunitingtheseattractions,andonthefirstofJulytheydrovetothestationwithnodefinitepointinview。Buttheyfoundthattheycouldgetreturnticketsforacertainplaceonaninlandlakeatalowfigure,andtheytookthefirsttrainforit。Theretheydecidednextmorningtopushontothemountains,andsenttheirbaggagetothestation,butbeforeitwascheckedtheychangedtheirminds,andremainedtwoweekswheretheywere。Thentheytooktrainforaplaceonthecoast,butinthecarsafriendtoldthemtheyoughttogotoanotherplace;theydecidedtogothere,butbeforearrivingatthejunctiontheydecidedagaintokeepon。Theyarrivedattheiroriginaldestination,andthefollowingdaytelegraphedforroomsatahotelfartherdownthecoast。

Theanswercamethattherewerenorooms,andbeingbythistimereadytostart,theystarted,andinduetimereportedthemselvesatthehotel。

Thelandlordsawthatsomethingmustbedone,andhegotthemrooms,atasmallerhouse,and’mealed’them(asitusedtobecalledatMt。Desert)

inhisown。Butuponexperimentofthefareatthesmallerhousetheylikeditsowellthattheyresolvedtolivetherealtogether,andtheyspentasummerofthegreatestcomfortthere,sothattheywouldhardlycomeawaywhenthehouseclosedinthefall。

Thiswasanextremecase,andperhapssuchaventuremightnotalwaysturnoutsohappily;butIthinkthatpeoplemightoftenertrustthemselvestoProvidenceinthesemattersthantheydo。Thereisreallyaninfinitevarietyofpleasantresortsofallkindsnow,andonecouldquitesafelyleaveittothemanintheticket—officewhereoneshouldgo,andcheckone’sbaggageaccordingly。Ithinkthechancesofanagreeablesummerwouldbeasgoodinthatwayasinmakingahard—and—

fastchoiceofacertainplaceandstickingtoit。Myownexperienceisthatinthesethingschancemakesaverygoodchoiceforone,asitdoesinmostnon—moralthings。

II。

Ajokedieshard,andIamnotsurethatthelifeisyetquiteoutofthekindlyridiculethatwascastforawholegenerationuponthepeoplewholefttheircomfortablehousesintowntostarveuponfarm—boardorstifleinthenarrowroomsofmountainandseasidehotels。Yetsuchpeoplewereintheright,andtheirmockerswereinthewrong,andtheirpatientpersistenceingoingoutoftownforthesummerinthefaceofseverediscouragementshasmultipliedindefinitelythekindsofsummerresorts,andreformedthemaltogether。Ibelievethecityboarding—houseremainsverymuchwhatitusedtobe;butIamboundtosaythatthecountryboarding—househasvastlyimprovedsinceIbegantoknowit。Asforthesummerhotel,bysteeporbystrand,itleaveslittletobecomplainedofexcepttheprices。Itakeitforgranted,therefore,thattheout—of—

townsummerhascometostay,forallwhocanaffordit,andthatthechiefsorrowattendingitisthatcurseofchoice,whichIhavealreadyspokenof。

Ihaveratherfavoredchancethanchoice,because,whateverchoiceyoumake,youareprettysuretoregretit,withabittersenseofresponsibilityadded,whichyoucannotfeelifchancehaschosenforyou。

Iobservethatpeoplewhoownsummercottagesareoftenapttowishtheydidnot,andwerefoot—loosetoroamwheretheylisted,andIhavebeentoldthatevenayachtisnotasourceofunmixedcontent,thoughsoeminentlydetachable。TogreatnumbersEuropelooksfromthisshorelikeasaferefugefromtheAmericansummerproblem;andyetIamnotsurethatitisaltogetherso;foritisnotenoughmerelytogotoEurope;

onehastochoosewheretogowhenonehasgotthere。AEuropeancityiscertainlyalwaysmoretolerablethananAmericancity,butonecannotverywellpassthesummerinParis,oreveninLondon。Theheartthere,ashere,willyearnforsomeblessedseatWherefallsnothail,orrain,oranysnow,Noreverwindblowsloudly;butitliesDeep—meadow’d,happy,fairwithorchardlawnsAndboweryhollowscrown’dwithsummersea,\"

andstill,afteryourkeeltouchesthestrandofthatalluringoldworld,youmustbuyyourticketandregisteryourtrunkforsomewhereinparticular。

III。

Itistrulyaterriblestress,thissummerproblem,and,asIsay,myheartachesmuchmoreforthosewhohavetosolveitandsuffertheconsequencesoftheirchoicethanforthosewhohavenochoice,butmuststaythesummerthroughwheretheirworkis,andbehumblygladthattheyhaveanyworktokeepthemthere。Iamnotmeaningnow,ofcourse,businessmenobligedtoremaininthecitytoearnthebread——or,morecorrectly,thecake——oftheirfamiliesinthecountry,oreventheirclerksandbookkeepers,andportersandmessengers,butsuchpeopleasI

sometimescatchsightoffromtheelevatedtrains(inmyreluctantmidsummerflightsthroughthecity),swelteringinupperroomsoversewing—machinesorlap—boards,orstewinginthebreathlesstenementstreets,ordrivingclangoroustrucks,ormonotonouscars,orbendingoverwash—tubsatopenwindowsforbreathsoftheno—airwithout。

Theseallgetonsomehow,andattheendofthesummertheyhavenottoaccusethemselvesoffollyingoingtooneplaceratherthananother。

Theirfateisdecidedforthem,andtheysubmittoit;whereasthosewhodecidetheirfatearealwaysrebellingagainstit。TheyitiswhomIamtrulysorryfor,andwhomIwriteofwithtearsinmyink。Theircaseishard,anditwillseemalltheharderifweconsiderhowfoolishtheywilllookandhowflattheywillfeelatthejudgment—day,whentheyareaskedabouttheirsummeroutings。Idonotreallysupposeweshallbeheldtoaverystrictaccountforourpleasuresbecauseeverybodyelsehasnotenjoyedthem,too;thatwouldbeapityofourlives;andyetthereisanold—fashionedcompunctionwhichwillsometimesvisittheheartifwetakeourpleasuresungraciously,whensomanyhavenopleasurestotake。Iwouldsuggest,then,tothoseonwhomthecurseofchoicebetweenpleasuresrests,thattheyshouldkeepinmindthosewhohavechieflypainstotheirportioninlife。

Iamnot,Ihope,urgingmyreaderstoanyactivebenevolence,orcounsellingthemtosharetheirpleasureswithothers;ithasbeenaccuratelyascertainedthattherearenotpleasuresenoughtogoround,asthingsnoware;butIwouldseriouslyentreatthemtoconsiderwhethertheycouldnotsomewhatalleviatethehardshipsoftheirownlotatthesea—sideoramongthemountains,bycontrastingitwiththelotofothersinthesweat—shopsandtheboiler—factoriesoflife。Iknowverywellthatitisnolongerconsideredverygoodsenseorverygoodmoralitytotakecomfortinone’sadvantagesfromthedisadvantagesofothers,andthisisnotquitewhatImeantoteach。PerhapsImeannothingmorethananoverhaulingofthewholesubjectofadvantagesanddisadvantages,whichwouldbealightandagreeableoccupationfortheleisureofthesummerouter。Itmightbeveryinteresting,andpossiblyitmightbeamusing,foronestretcheduponthebeachorswayinginthehammocktoinquireintothereasonsforhisorherbeingsofavored,anditisnotbeyondtheboundsofexpectationthataconsensusofsummeropiniononthissubjectwouldgofartoenlightentheworlduponaquestionthathasvexedtheworldeversincemankindwasdividedintothosewhoworktoomuchandthosewhoresttoomuch。

AESTHETICNEWYORKFIFTY—ODDYEARSAGO

AstudyofNewYorkcivilizationin1849haslatelycomeintomyhands,withamortifyingeffect,whichIshouldliketosharewiththereader,tomyprideofmodernity。Ihadsomehowbelievedthatafterhalfacenturyofmaterialprosperity,suchastheworldhasneverseenbefore,NewYorkin1902mustbeverydifferentfromNewYorkin1849,butifI

amtotrusteithertheimpressionsoftheearlierstudentormyown,NewYorkisessentiallythesamenowthatitwasthen。Thespiritoftheplacehasnotchanged;itisasitwas,splendidlyandsordidlycommercial。Eventhebodyofithasundergonelittleornoalteration;

itwasasshapeless,asincongruous;asuglywhentheauthorof’NewYorkinSlices’wroteasitisatthiswriting;ithassimplygrown,orovergrown,onthemoralandmateriallineswhichseemtohavebeenstructuralinitfromthebeginning。Hefeltinhistimethesamevulgarity,thesameviolence,initsarchitecturalanarchythatIhavefeltinmytime,andhenotedhowalldignityandbeautyperished,amidthewarringforms,withaprescienceofmyownaffliction,whichdeprivesmeofthesatisfactionofadiscovererandleavesmemerelythesenseofbeingratherold—fashionedinmypainfulemotions。

I。

IwishIcouldpretendthatmyauthorphilosophizedthefactsofhisNewYorkwithsomethinglessthantherawhasteoftheyoungjournalist;butIamafraidImustownthat’NewYorkinSlices’affectsoneashavingfirstbeenprintedinaneveningpaper,andthatthewriterbringstothestudyofthemetropolissomethingliketheeagerhorrorofacountryvisitor。Thisprobablyenabledhimtoheightentheeffecthewishedtomakewithreadersofakindredtradition,andformeitaddsacertaininnocentcharmtohiswork。ImaymakemyselfbetterunderstoodifIsaythathisattitudetowardsthedepravitiesofasmallerNewYorkismuchthesameasthatofMr。SteadtowardsthewickednessofamuchlargerChicago。Heseizeswithsomesuchavidityuponthedarkerfactsoftheprisons,theslums,thegambling—houses,themockauctions,thetoughs(whothencalledthemselvesb’hoysandg’hals),thequacks,thetheatres,andeventheintelligenceoffices,andexploitstheiriniquitieswithareadyvirtuewhichthewickedestreadercanenjoywithhim。

Butifhetreatedofthesethingsalone,Ishouldnotperhapshavebroughthiscuriouslittlebooktothepolitenoticeofmyreaders。

Hetreatsalsoofthepress,thedrama,theart,and,aboveall,\"theliterarysoirees\"ofthatremoteNewYorkofhisinamannertomakeuslatestNew—Yorkersfeelourcloseproximitytoit。Fifty—oddyearsagojournalismhadalreadybecome\"theabsorbing,remorseless,clamorousthing\"wenowknow,andverydifferentfromthethingitwaswhen\"expresseswereunheardof,andtelegraphswereuncrystallizedfromthelightning’sblueandfieryfilm。\"Reporterismwasbeginningtoassumeitspresentimportance,butithadnotyetbecometheparamountintellectualinterest,anddidnotyet\"standshouldertoshoulder\"withthecounting—roominauthority。Greateditors,thenasnow,rankedgreatauthorsinthepublicesteem,orachievedadoubleprimacybyunitingjournalismandliteratureinthesamepersonality。Theywereoftentheownersaswellasthewritersoftheirrespectivepapers,andtheyindulgedfortheadvantageofthecommunitytherancorousrivalries,recriminations,andscurrilitieswhichoftenformthecharm,ifnotthechiefuse,ofourcontemporaneousjournals。Apparently,however,notariallyauthenticatedboastsofcirculationhadnotyetbeenmadethedelightoftheirreaders,andthepresshadnotbecomethedetectiveagencythatitnowis,northeorganizeranddistributerofcharities。

Butasdarkacloudofdoubtresteduponitsrelationstothetheatreasstilleclipsesthepopularfaithindramaticcriticism。\"Howcanyouexpect,\"ourauthorasks,\"afrankandunbiassedcriticismupontheperformanceofGeorgeFrederickCookeSnooks……whentheeditororreporterwhoistowriteithasjustbeensuppingonbeefsteakandstewedpotatoesatWindust’s,andregalinghimselfonbrandy—and—watercold,without,attheexpenseoftheaforesaidGeorgeFrederickCookeSnooks?\"

Theseverestcensorofthepress,however,wouldhardlydeclarenowthat\"astosuchathingasimpartialandindependentcriticismupontheatresinthepresentstateoftherelationsbetweeneditors,reporters,managers,actors——andactresses——thethingispalpablyoutofthequestion,\"andifmatterswerereallyatthepasshinted,thepresshascertainlyimprovedinfiftyyears,ifonemayjudgefromitspresentfrankcondemnationsofplaysandplayers。Thetheatreapparentlyhasnot,forwereadthatatthatperiod\"averygreatmajorityofthestandardplaysandfarcesonthestagedependmostlyfortheirpiquancyandtheirpowerofinterestinganaudienceuponintrigueswithmarriedwomen,elopements,seductions,bribery,cheating,andfraudofeverydescription……Stagecostume,too,whereverthereishalfachance,isusuallymadeaslasciviousandimmodestaspossible;andafreedomandimproprietyprevailsamongthecharactersofthepiecewhichwouldbekickedoutofprivatesocietytheinstantitwouldhavetheaudacitytomakeitsappearancethere。\"

II。

IhopeprivatesocietyinNewYorkwouldstillbefoundascorrectifnotquitesoviolent;andIwishIcouldbelievethatthefineartswerepresentlyinasflourishingaconditionamongusastheywerein1849。

ThatwastheprosperousdayoftheArtUnions,inwhichtheartistsclubbedtheiroutput,andthesubscriberspartedtheworksamongthemselvesbysomethingsoverylikerafflingthattheArtUnionswerefinallysuppressedunderthelawagainstlotteries。Whiletheylasted,however,theyhadexhibitionsthrongedbyourwealth,fashion,andintellect(tonamethemintheordertheyholdtheNewYorkmind),asourprivateviewsnoware,oroughttobe;andtheauthor\"devotesanentirenumber\"ofhisseries\"toasingleinstitution\"——fearlessofbeingaccusedofpartialitybyanywhorightlyappreciatetheinfluencesofthefineartsuponthemoralsandrefinementofmankind。\"

Hedevotesevenmorethananentirenumbertoliterature;for,besidestreatingofvariousliterarycelebritiesatthe\"literarysoirees,\"heimaginesencounteringseveralofthematthehigh—classrestaurants。

AtDelmonico’s,whereifyouhad\"Frenchandmoney\"youcouldgetinthatday\"adinnerwhich,asaworkofart,rankswithapicturebyHuntington,apoembyWillis,orastatuebyPowers,\"hemeetssuchamusicalcriticasRichardGrantWhite,suchanintellectualepicureanasN。P。Willis,suchalyricpoetasCharlesFennoHoffman。ButitwouldbeawarmdayforDelmonico’swhentheobserverinthisepochcouldchanceuponsomuchgeniusatitstables,perhapsbecausegeniusamongushasnolongertheFrenchorthemoney。Indeed,theauthorof’NewYorkinSlices’seemsfinallytothinkthathehasgonetoofar,evenforhisownperiod,andbringshimselfupwiththequalifyingreservationthatifWillisandHoffmanneverdiddinetogetheratDelmonico’s,theyoughttohavedoneso。Hehasapparentlynomisgivingsastothefamousmusicalcritic,andhehasnoscrupleinassemblingforusathis\"literarysoiree\"adozendistinguished—lookingmenand\"twiceasmanywomen……

listeningtoatall,deaconlyman,whostandsbetweentwocandlesheldbyacoupleofstickssummonedfromtherecessesofthebackparlor,readingabasketfulofgilt—edgednotes。Itis……theannualValentineParty,towhichallthemaleandfemaleauthorshavecontributedforthepurposeofsayingonpapercharmingthingsofeachother,andatwhich,forafewhours,allaregratifiedwiththefullmeedofthatpraisewhichacoldworldischaryofbestowinguponitsliterarycobweb—

spinners。\"

Itmustbeownedthatwehavenolongeranythingsolikea’salon’asthis。Itis,indeed,ratherterrible,anditisofaqualityinitscelebritieswhichmaywellcarrydismaytoanyamonguspresentlyintendingimmortality。Shallwe,oneday,wewhoarenowintherichandfullenjoymentofourfar—reachingfame,affecttheimaginationofposterityasthesephantomsofthepastaffectours?Shallwe,too,appearinsomepalelimboofunimportanceasthinandfadedas\"JohnInman,thegetter—upofinnumerablethingsfortheannualsandmagazines,\"orasDr。RufusGriswold,supposedforpicturesquepurposestobe\"stalkingaboutwithanimmensequartovolumeunderhisarm……

anearlycopyofhisforthcoming’FemalePoetsofAmerica’\";orasLewisGaylordClark,the\"sunnyfaced,smiling\"editoroftheKnickerbockerMagazine,\"whodon’tlookasiftheInk—Fiendhadeverheardofhim,\"

ashestandsuptodanceapolkawith\"ademureladywhohasevidentlyspilledtheinkstandoverherdress\";oras\"thestatelyMrs。SebaSmith,bendingaristocraticallyoverthecentre—table,andtalkinginabright,cold,steadystream,likeanantiquefountainbymoonlight\";oras\"thespiritualanddaintyFannyOsgood,clappingherhandsandcrowinglikeababy,\"whereshesits\"nestledunderashawlofheraldicdevices,likeabirdescapedfromitscage\";orasMargaretFuller,\"herlarge,grayeyesTampinginspiration,andherthin,quiveringlipprophesyinglikeaPythoness\"?

Ihopenot;Iearnestlyhopenot。WhateverIsaidattheoutset,affirmingthepersistentequalityofNewYorkcharacteristicsandcircumstances,Iwishtotakebackatthispoint;andIwishtowarnmalignforeignobservers,ofthesortwhohavesooftenrefusedtoseeusasweseeourselves,thattheymustnotexpecttofindusnowgroupedinthetasteof1849。Possiblyitwasnotsomuchthetasteof1849astheauthorof’NewYorkinSlices’wouldhaveusbelieve;andperhapsanyonewhotrustedhispicturesoflifeamongusotherwisewouldbedeceivedbyaparityofthespiritinwhichtheyareportrayedwiththatofourmodern\"societyjournalism。\"