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Gallagherthenext,andPeteGloversoldhardwareononesideofthestoreandAlfMcNicholsoldpaintontheother。YousoonrealizedtoothatoneofthenewspaperswasConservativeandtheotherwasLiberal,andthattherewasaLiberaldrugstoreandaConservativedrugstore,andsoon。

Similarlyroundelectiontime,theMariposaHousewastheLiberalHotel,andtheContinentalConservative,thoughMr。Smith’splace,wheretheyalwaysputonacoupleofextrabartenders,waswhatyoumightcallIndependent—Liberal—Conservative,withadashofImperialismthrownin。Mr。Gingham,theundertaker,was,asanaturaleffectofhiscalling,anadvancedLiberal,butatelectiontimehealwaysengagedaspecialassistantforembalmingConservativecustomers。

Sonow,Ithink,youunderstandsomethingofthegeneralpoliticalsurroundingsofthegreatelectioninMissinabaCounty。

JohnHenryBagshawwasthesittingmember,theLiberalmember,forMissinabaCounty。

TheLiberalscalledhimtheoldwarhorse,andtheoldbattle—axe,andtheoldchargerandtheoldchampionandallsortsofthingsofthatkind。TheConservativescalledhimtheoldjackassandtheoldarmymuleandtheoldboozefighterandtheoldgrafterandtheoldscoundrel。

JohnHenryBagshawwas,Isuppose,oneofthegreatestpoliticalforcesintheworld。Hehadflowingwhitehaircrownedwithafedorahat,andasmoothstatesmanlikefacewhichitcostthecountrytwenty—fivecentsadaytoshave。

AltogethertheDominionofCanadahadspentovertwothousanddollarsinshavingthatfaceduringthetwentyyearsthatBagshawhadrepresentedMissinabaCounty。Buttheresulthadbeenwellworthit。

Bagshawworealongpoliticalovercoatthatitcostthecountrytwentycentsadaytobrush,andbootsthatcosttheDominionfifteencentseverymorningtoshine。

Butitwasmoneywellspent。

BagshawofMariposawasoneofthemostrepresentativemenoftheage,andit’snowonderthathehadbeenreturnedforthecountyforfiveelectionsrunning,leavingtheConservativesnowhere。Justthinkhowrepresentativehewas。HeownedtwohundredacresoutontheThirdConcessionandkepttwomenworkingonitallthetimetoprovethathewasapracticalfarmer。

TheysentinfathogstotheMissinabaCountyAgriculturalExpositionandtheWorld’sFaireveryautumn,andBagshawhimselfstoodbesidethepigpenswiththejudges,andworeapairofcorduroybreechesandchewedastrawallafternoon。AfterthatifanyfarmerthoughtthathewasnotproperlyrepresentedinParliament,itshowedthathewasanass。

Bagshawownedahalfshareintheharnessbusinessandaquartershareinthetanneryandthatmadehimabusinessman。HepaidforapewinthePresbyterianChurchandthatrepresentedreligioninParliament。Heattendedcollegefortwosessionsthirtyyearsago,andthatrepresentededucationandkepthimabreastwithmodernscience,ifnotaheadofit。Hekeptalittleaccountinonebankandabigaccountintheother,sothathewasarichmanorapoormanatthesametime。

AddtothatthatJohnHenryBagshawwasperhapsthefinestoratorinMariposa。That,ofcourse,issayingagreatdeal。Therearespeakersthere,lotsofthemthatcantalktwoorthreehoursatastretch,buttheoldwarhorsecouldbeatthemall。TheysaythatwhenJohnHenryBagshawgotwellstarted,sayafteracoupleofhoursoftalk,hecouldspeakasPericlesorDemosthenesorCiceronevercouldhavespoken。

YoucouldtellBagshawahundredyardsoffasamemberoftheHouseofCommons。Heworeapepper—and—saltsuittoshowthathecamefromaruralconstituency,andheworeabroadgoldwatch—chainwithdanglingsealstoshowthathealsorepresentsatown。YoucouldseefromhisquietlowcollarandwhitetiethathiselectoratewereaGodfearing,religiouspeople,whilethehorseshoepinthatheworeshowedthathiselectoratewerenotwithoutsportinginstinctsandknewahorsefromajackass。

Mostofthetime,JohnHenryBagshawhadtobeatOttawa(thoughhepreferredthequietofhisfarmandalwaysleftit,ashesaid,withasigh)。IfhewasnotinOttawa,hewasinWashington,andofcourseatanytimetheymightneedhiminLondon,sothatitwasnowonderthathecouldonlybeinMariposaabouttwomonthsoftheyear。

Thatiswhyeverybodyknew,whenBagshawgotofftheafternoontrainonedayearlyinthespring,thattheremustbesomethingveryimportantcomingandthattherumoursaboutanewelectionmustbeperfectlytrue。

Everythingthathedidshowedthis。Hegavethebaggagemantwenty—fivecentstotakethecheckoffhistrunk,the’busdriverfiftycentstodrivehimuptotheMainStreet,andhewentintoCallahan’stobaccostoreandboughttwoten—centcigarsandtookthemacrossthestreetandgavethemtoMalloryTompkinsoftheTimes—HeraldasapresentfromthePrimeMinister。

Allthatafternoon,BagshawwentupanddowntheMainStreetofMariposa,andyoucouldsee,ifyouknewthesignsofit,thattherewaspoliticsintheair。Heboughtnailsandputtyandglassinthehardwarestore,andharnessintheharnessshop,anddrugsinthedrugstoreandtoysinthetoyshop,andallthethingslikethatthatareneededforabigcampaign。

ThenwhenhehaddoneallthishewentoverwithMcGinnistheLiberalorganizerandMalloryTompkins,theTimes—Heraldman,andGingham(thegreatIndependent—Liberalundertaker)tothebackparlourintheMariposaHouse。

YoucouldtellfromthewayJohnHenryBagshawclosedthedoorbeforehesatdownthathewasinaprettyseriousframeofmind。

\"Gentlemen,\"hesaid,\"theelectionisacertainty。We’regoingtohaveabigfightonourhandsandwe’vegottogetreadyforit。\"

\"Isitgoingtobeonthetariff?\"askedTompkins。\"Yes,gentlemen,I’mafraiditis。Thewholethingisgoingtoturnonthetariffquestion。Iwishitwereotherwise。Ithinkitmadness,butthey’rebentonit,andwegottofightitonthatline。Whytheycan’tfightitmerelyonthequestionofgraft,\"continuedtheoldwarhorse,risingfromhisseatandwalkingupanddown,\"Heavenonlyknows。I

warnedthem。Iappealedtothem。Isaid,fightthethingongraftandwecanwineasy。Takethisconstituency,——whynothavefoughtthethingoutonwhetherIspenttoomuchmoneyonthetownwharforthepost—office?Whatbetterissuescouldamanwant?LetthemclaimthatIamcrookedandletmeclaimthatI’mnot。Surelythatwasgoodenoughwithoutdragginginthetariff。Butnow,gentlemen,tellmeaboutthingsintheconstituency。Isthereanytalkyetofwhoistorun?\"

MalloryTompkinslightedupthesecondofhisPrimeMinister’scigarsandthenansweredforthegroup:\"EverybodysaysthatEdwardDroneisgoingtorun。\"\"Ah!\"saidtheoldwarhorse,andtherewasjoyuponhisface,\"ishe?Atlast!That’sgood,that’sgood——nowwhatplatformwillherunon?\"

\"Independent。\"\"Excellent,\"saidMr。Bagshaw。\"Independent,that’sfine。Onaprogrammeofwhat?\"

\"Justsimplehonestyandpublicmorality。\"

\"Comenow,\"saidthemember,\"that’ssplendid:thatwillhelpenormously。Honestyandpublicmorality!Theverything!IfDronerunsandmakesagoodshowing,wewinforacertainty。Tompkins,youmustlosenotimeoverthis。Can’tyoumanagetogetsomearticlesintheotherpapershintingthatatthelastelectionwebribedallthevotersinthecounty,andthatwegaveoutenoughcontractstosimplypervertthewholeconstituency。Implythatwepouredthepublicmoneyintothiscountyinbucketsfulandthatweareboundtodoitagain。

LetDronehaveplentyofmaterialofthissortandhe’lldrawoffeveryhonestunbiassedvoteintheConservativeparty。

\"Myonlyfearis,\"continuedtheoldwarhorse,losingsomeofhisanimation,\"thatDronewon’trunafterall。He’ssaiditsooftenbeforeandneverhas。Hehasn’tgotthemoney。Butwemustseetothat。Gingham,youknowhisbrotherwell;youmustworkitsothatwepayDrone’sdepositandhiscampaignexpenses。ButhowlikeDroneitistocomeoutatthistime!\"

ItwasindeedverylikeEdwardDronetoattemptsomisguidedathingastocomeoutanIndependentcandidateinMissinabaCountyonaplatformofpublichonesty。ItwasjustthesortofthingthatanyoneinMariposawouldexpectfromhim。

EdwardDronewastheRuralDean’syoungerbrother,——youngMr。Drone,theyusedtocallhim,yearsago,todistinguishhimfromtherector。

Hewasasomewhatweakercopyofhiselderbrother,withasimple,inefficientfaceandkindblueeyes。EdwardDronewas,andalwayshadbeen,afailure。Intraininghehadbeen,onceuponatime,anengineerandbuiltdamsthatbrokeandbridgesthatfelldownandwharvesthatftoatedawayinthespringfloods。Hehadbeenamanufacturerandfailed,hadbeenacontractorandfailed,andnowlivedameagrelifeasasortofsurveyororlandexpertongoodnessknowswhat。

InhispoliticalideasEdwardDronewasand,aseverybodyinMariposaknew,alwayshadbeencrazy。HeusedtocomeuptotheautumnexercisesatthehighschoolandmakespeechesabouttheancientRomansandTitusManliusandQuintusCurtiusatthesametimewhenJohnHenryBagshawusedtomakeaspeechabouttheMapleLeafandaskforanextrahalfholiday。Droneusedtotelltheboysaboutthelessonstobelearnedfromthelivesofthetrulygreat,andBagshawusedtotalktothemaboutthelessonslearnedfromthelivesoftheextremelyrich。DroneusedtosaythathisheartfilledwheneverhethoughtofthesplendidpatriotismoftheancientRomans,andBagshawsaidthatwheneverhelookedoutoverthiswideDominionhisheartoverflowed。

EventheyoungestboyintheschoolcouldtellthatDronewasfoolish。Noteventheschoolteacherswouldhavevotedforhim。

\"WhatabouttheConservatives?\"askedBagshawpresently;\"isthereanytalkyetastowhothey’llbringout?\"GinghamandMalloryTompkinslookedatoneanother。Theywerealmostafraidtospeak。

\"Hadn’tyouheard?\"saidGingham;\"they’vegottheirmanalready。\"

\"Whoisit?\"saidBagshawquickly。\"They’regoingtoputupJoshSmith。\"

\"GreatHeaven!\"saidBagshaw,jumpingtohisfeet;\"Smith!thehotelkeeper。\"

\"Yes,sir,\"saidMr。Gingham,\"that’stheman。\"

Doyouremember,inhistory,howNapoleonturnedpalewhenheheardthattheDukeofWellingtonwastoleadthealliesinBelgium?DoyourememberhowwhenThemistoclesheardthatAristogitonwastoleadtheSpartans,hejumpedintothesea?Possiblyyoudon’t,butitmayhelpyoutoformsomeideaofwhatJohnHenryBagshawfeltwhenheheardthattheConservativeshadselectedJoshSmith,proprietorofSmith’sHotel。

YourememberSmith。You’veseenhimthereonthestepsofhishotel,——twohundredandeightypoundsinhisstockingedfeet。You’veseenhimsellingliquorafterhoursthroughsheerpublicspirit,andyourecallhowhesavedthelivesofhundredsofpeopleonthedaywhenthesteamersank,andhowhesavedthetownfrombeingdestroyedthenightwhentheChurchofEnglandChurchburntdown。Youknowthathotelofhis,too,halfwaydownthestreet,Smith’sNorthernHealthResort,thoughalreadytheywerebeginningtocallitSmith’sBritishArms。

SoyoucanimaginethatBagshawcameasneartoturningpaleasamaninfederalpoliticscan。

\"IneverknewSmithwasaConservative,\"hesaidfaintly;\"healwayssubscribedtoourfund。\"

\"Heisnow,\"saidMr。Ginghamominously;\"hesaystheideaofthisreciprocitybusinesscutshimtotheheart。\"

\"Theinfernalliar!\"saidMr。Bagshaw。

Therewassilenceforafewmoments。ThenBagshawspokeagain。

\"WillSmithhaveanythingelseinhisplatformbesidesthetradequestion?\"

\"Yes,\"saidMr。Ginghamgloomily,\"hewill。\"

\"Whatisit?\"

\"Temperanceandtotalprohibition!\"

JohnHenryBagshawsankbackinhischairasifstruckwithaclub。

Thereletmeleavehimforachapter。

ELEVEN

TheCandidacyofMr。Smith\"Boys,\"saidMr。Smithtothetwohostlers,steppingoutontothesidewalkinfrontofthehotel,——\"hoistthatthereBritishJackovertheplaceandhoistherupgood。\"

Thenhestoodandwatchedtheflagflutteringinthewind。\"Billy,\"

hesaidtothedeskclerk,\"getacouplemoreandputthemupontheroofofthecaffbehindthehotel。Wiredowntothecityandgetaquotationonahundredofthem。Takethemsigns’AmericanDrinks’outofthebar。Putupnoooneswith’BritishBeeratallHours’;clearouttheryewhiskeyandorderinScotchandIrish,andthengouptotheprintingofficeandgetmethemplacards。\"

ThenanotherthoughtstruckMr。Smith。

\"Say,Billy,\"hesaid,\"wiretothecityforfiftypicturesofKingGeorge。Get’emgood,andget’emcoloured。Itdon’tmatterwhattheycost。\"

\"Allright,sir,\"saidBilly。

\"AndBilly,\"calledMr。Smith,asstillanotherthoughtstruckhim(indeed,themomentMr。Smithwentintopoliticsyoucouldseethesethoughtsstrikehimlikewaves),\"getfiftypicturesofhisfather,oldKingAlbert。\"

\"Allright,sir。\"

\"Andsay,Itellyou,whileyou’reatit,getsomeoftheoldqueen,Victorina,ifyoucan。Get’eminmourning,withaharpandoneofthemlionsandathree—pointedprong。\"

ItwasonthemorningaftertheConservativeConvention。JoshSmithhadbeenchosenthecandidate。Andnowthewholetownwascoveredwithflagsandplacardsandtherewerebandsinthestreetseveryevening,andnoiseandmusicandexcitementthatwentonfrommorningtillnight。

Electiontimesareexcitingenougheveninthecity。Buttheretheexcitementdiesdowninbusinesshours。InMariposatherearen’tanybusinesshoursandtheexcitementgoesonallthetime。

Mr。SmithhadcarriedtheConventionbeforehim。TherehadbeenafeebleattempttoputupNivens。Buteverybodyknewthathewasalawyerandacollegemanandwouldn’thaveachancebyamanwithabroaderoutlooklikeJoshSmith。

SotheresultwasthatSmithwasthecandidateandtherewereplacardsoutalloverthetownwithSMITHANDBRITISHALLEGIANCEinbigletters,andpeoplewerewearingbadgeswithMr。Smith’sfaceononesideandKingGeorge’sontheother,andthefruitstorenexttothehotelhadbeencleanedoutandturnedintocommitteeroomswithagangofworkerssmokingcigarsinitalldayandhalfthenight。

Therewereotherplacards,too,withBAGSHAWANDLIBERTY,BAGSHAWAND

PROSPERITY,VOTEFORTHEOLDMISSINABASTANDARDBEARER,anduptownbesidetheMariposaHousethereweretheBagshawcommitteeroomswithahugewhitestreameracrossthestreet,andwithagangofBagshawworkerssmokingtheirheadsoff。

ButMr。SmithhadanestimatemadewhichshowedthatnearlytwocigarstooneweresmokedinhiscommitteeroomsascomparedwiththeLiberals。ItwasthefirsttimeinfiveelectionsthattheConservativehadbeenabletomakesuchashowingasthat。

Onemightmention,too,thattherewereDroneplacardsout,——fiveorsixofthem,——littlethingsaboutthesizeofapockethandkerchief,withastatementthat\"Mr。EdwardDronesolicitsthevotesoftheelectorsofMissinabaCounty。\"Butyouwouldnevernoticethem。AndwhenDronetriedtoputupastreameracrosstheMainStreetwithDRONEANDHONESTYthewindcarrieditawayintothelake。

ThefightwasreallybetweenSmithandBagshaw,andeverybodyknewitfromthestart。

IwishthatIwereabletonarrateallthephasesandtheturnsofthegreatcontestfromtheopeningofthecampaigntillthefinalpollingday。Butitwouldtakevolumes。

Firstofall,ofcourse,thetradequestionwashotlydiscussedinthetwonewspapersofMariposa,andtheNewspacketandtheTimes—Heraldliterallybristledwithstatistics。Thencameinterviewswiththecandidatesandtheexpressionoftheirconvictionsinregardtotariffquestions。

\"Mr。Smith,\"saidthereporteroftheMariposaNewspacket,\"we’dliketogetyourviewsoftheeffectoftheproposedreductionofthedifferentialduties。\"

\"Bygosh,Pete,\"saidMr。Smith,\"youcansearchme。Haveacigar。\"

\"Whatdoyouthink,Mr。Smith,wouldbetheresultofloweringtheadvaloremBritishpreferenceandadmittingAmericangoodsatareciprocalrate?\"

\"It’sacorker,ain’tit?\"answeredMr。Smith。\"What’llyoutake,lagerordomestic?\"

AndinthatshortdialogueMr。Smithshowedthathehadinstantaneouslygraspedthewholemethodofdealingwiththepress。

TheinterviewinthepapernextdaysaidthatMr。Smith,whileunwillingtostatepositivelythattheprincipleoftariffdiscriminationwasatvariancewithsoundfiscalscience,wasfirmlyofopinionthatanyreciprocalinterchangeoftariffpreferenceswiththeUnitedStatesmustinevitablyleadtoaseriouspercapitareductionofthenationalindustry。

\"Mr。Smith,\"saidthechairmanofadelegationofthemanufacturersofMariposa,\"whatdoyouproposetodoinregardtothetariffifyou’reelected?\"

\"Boys,\"answeredMr。Smith,\"I’llputherupsodarnedhightheywon’tnevergetherdownagain。\"

\"Mr。Smith,\"saidthechairmanofanotherdelegation,\"I’manoldfreetrader——\"

\"Putitthere,\"saidMr。Smith,\"so’mI。Thereain’tnothinglikeit。\"

\"Whatdoyouthinkaboutimperialdefence?\"askedanotherquestioner。

\"Which?\"saidMr。Smith。

\"Imperialdefence。\"

\"Ofwhat?\"

\"Ofeverything。\"

\"Whosaysit?\"saidMr。Smith。

\"Everybodyistalkingofit。\"

\"WhatdotheConservativeboysatOttawaythinkaboutit?\"answeredMr。Smith。

\"They’reallforit。\"

\"Well,I’mferittoo,\"saidMr。Smith。

Theselittleconversationsrepresentedonlythefirststage,theargumentativestageofthegreatcontest。Itwasduringthisperiod,forexample,thattheMariposaNewspacketabsolutelyprovedthatthepriceofhogsinMariposawasdecimalsixhigherthanthepriceoforangesinSouthernCaliforniaandthattheaveragedecennialimportofeggsintoMissinabaCountyhadincreasedfourdecimalsixeighttwointhelastfifteenyearsmorethantheimportoflemonsinNewOrleans。

Figuresofthiskindmadethepeoplethink。Mostcertainly。

Afterallthiscametheorganizingstageandafterthatthebigpublicmeetingsandtherallies。Perhapsyouhaveneverseenacountybeing\"organized。\"Itisawonderfulsight。

FirstofalltheBagshawmendrovethroughcrosswiseintopbuggiesandthendrovethroughitagainlengthwise。Whenevertheymetafarmertheywentinandateamealwithhim,andafterthemealtheytookhimouttothebuggyandgavehimadrink。Afterthattheman’svotewasabsolutelysoliduntilitwastamperedwithbyfeedingaConservative。

Infact,theonlywaytoshowafarmerthatyouareinearnestistogoinandeatamealwithhim。Ifyouwon’teatit,hewon’tvoteforyou。Thatistherecognizedpoliticaltest。

But,ofcourse,justassoonastheBagshawmenhadbeguntogetthefarmingvotesolidified,theSmithbuggiescamedrivingthroughintheotherdirection,eatingmealsanddistributingcigarsandturningallthefarmersbackintoConservatives。

HereandthereyoumightseeEdwardDrone,theIndependentcandidate,wanderingroundfromfarmtofarminthedustofthepoliticalbuggies。Toeachofthefarmersheexplainedthathepledgedhimselftogivenobribes,tospendnomoneyandtooffernojobs,andeachoneofthemgrippedhimwarmlybythehandandshowedhimthewaytothenextfarm。

Aftertheorganizationofthecountytherecametheperiodofthepublicmeetingsandtheralliesandthejointdebatesbetweenthecandidatesandtheirsupporters。

IsupposetherewasnoplaceinthewholeDominionwherethetradequestion——theReciprocityquestion——wasthreshedoutquitesothoroughlyandinquitesuchanationalpatrioticspiritasinMariposa。Foramonth,atleast,peopletalkedofnothingelse。AmanwouldstopanotherinthestreetandtellhimthathehadreadlastnightthattheaveragepriceofanegginNewYorkwasdecimaloughtonemorethanthepriceofanegginMariposa,andtheothermanwouldstopthefirstonelaterinthedayandtellhimthattheaveragepriceofahoginIdahowaspointsixofacentperpoundless(ormore,——hecouldn’trememberwhichforthemoment)thantheaveragepriceofbeefinMariposa。

Peoplelivedonfiguresofthissort,andthemanwhocouldremembermostofthemstoodoutasabornleader。

Butofcourseitwasatthepublicmeetingsthatthesethingsweremostfullydiscussed。ItwouldtakevolumestodofulljusticetoallthemeetingsthattheyheldinMissinabaCounty。Buthereandtheresinglespeechesstoodoutasmasterpiecesofconvincingoratory。

Take,forexample,thespeechofJohnHenryBagshawattheTecumsehCornersSchoolHouse。TheMariposaTimes—Heraldsaidnextdaythatthatspeechwouldgodowninhistory,andsoitwill,——eversofardown。

AnyonewhohasheardBagshawknowswhatanimpressivespeakerheis,andonthisnightwhenhespokewiththequietdignityofamanoldinyearsandanxiousonlytoservehiscountry,healmostsurpassedhimself。Neartheendofhisspeechsomebodydroppedapin,andthenoiseitmadeinfallingfairlyrattledthewindows。

\"Iamanoldmannow,gentlemen,\"Bagshawsaid,\"andthetimemustsooncomewhenImustnotonlyleavepolitics,butmusttakemywaytowardsthatgoalfromwhichnotravellerreturns。\"

TherewasadeephushwhenBagshawsaidthis。ItwasunderstoodtoimplythathethoughtofgoingtotheUnitedStates。

\"Yes,gentlemen,Iamanoldman,andIwish,whenmytimecomestogo,todepartleavingaslittleanimositybehindmeaspossible。ButbeforeIdogo,IwantitprettyclearlyunderstoodthattherearemoredarnscoundrelsintheConservativepartythanoughttobetoleratedinanydecentcommunity。Ibear,\"hecontinued,\"malicetowardsnoneandIwishtospeakwithgentlenesstoall,butwhatI

willsayisthathowanysetofrationalresponsiblemencouldnominatesuchaskunkastheConservativecandidatepassestheboundsofmycomprehension。Gentlemen,inthepresentcampaignthereisnoroomforvindictiveabuse。Letusrisetoahigherlevelthanthat。

Theytellmethatmyopponent,Smith,isacommonsaloonkeeper。Letitpass。Theytellmethathehasstoodconvictedofhorsestealing,thatheisanotableperjurer,thatheisknownastheblackest—heartedliarinMissinabaCounty。Letusnotspeakofit。

Letnowhisperofitpassourlips。

\"No,gentlemen,\"continuedBagshaw,pausingtotakeadrinkofwater,\"letusratherconsiderthisquestiononthehighplaneofnationalwelfare。Letusnotthinkofourownparticularinterestsbutletusconsiderthegoodofthecountryatlarge。Andtodothis,letmepresenttoyousomefactsinregardtothepriceofbarleyinTecumsehTownship。\"

Then,amidadeepstillness,Bagshawreadoffthelistofpricesofsixteenkindsofgraininsixteendifferentplacesduringsixteenyears。

\"Butletmeturn,\"Bagshawwentontoanotherphaseofthenationalsubject,\"andviewforamomentthepriceofmarshhayinMissinabaCounty——\"

WhenBagshawsatdownthatnightitwasfeltthataLiberalvoteinTecumsehTownshipwasaforegoneconclusion。

Butheretheyhadn’treckonedonthepoliticalgeniusofMr。Smith。

Whenheheardnextdayofthemeeting,hesummonedsomeofhisleadingspeakerstohimandhesaid:

\"Boys,they’rebeatingusonthemstatissicks。Ournain’tgoodenough。\"

ThenheturnedtoNivensandhesaid:

\"Whatwasthemfiguresyouhadheretheothernight?\"

Nivenstookoutapaperandbeganreading。

\"Stop,\"saidMr。Smith,\"whatwasthatfigureforbacon?\"

\"Fourteenmilliondollars,\"saidNivens。

\"Notenough,\"saidMr。Smith,\"makeittwenty。They’llstandforit,themfarmers。\"

Nivenschangedit。

\"Andwhatwasthatforhay?\"

\"Twodollarsaton。\"

\"Shoveituptofour,\"saidMr。Smith:\"AndItellyou,\"headded,\"ifanyofthemfarmerssaysthefiguresain’tcorrect,tellthemtogotoWashingtonandseeforthemselves;saythatifanymanwantstheproofofyourfigureslethimgoovertoEnglandandask,——tellhimtogostraighttoLondonandseeitallforhimselfinthebooks。\"

Afterthis,therewasnomoretroubleoverstatistics。Imustsaythoughthatitisawonderfullyconvincingthingtoheartradefiguresofthiskindproperlyhandled。PerhapsthebestmanonthissortofthinginthecampaignwasMullins,thebanker。Amanofhisprofessionsimplyhastohavefiguresoftradeandpopulationandmoneyathisfingers’endsandtheeffectofitinpublicspeakingiswonderful。

Nodoubtyouhavelistenedtospeakersofthiskind,butIquestionwhetheryouhaveeverheardanythingmoretypicalofthesortofeffectthatIalludetothanMullins’sspeechatthebigrallyattheFourthConcession。

Mullinshimself,ofcourse,knowsthefiguressowellthatheneverbotherstowritethemintonotesandtheeffectisverystriking。

\"Now,gentlemen,\"hesaidveryearnestly,\"howmanyofyouknowjusttowhatextenttheexportsofthiscountryhaveincreasedinthelasttenyears?Howmanycouldtellwhatpercent。ofincreasetherehasbeeninonedecadeofournationalimportation?\"——thenMullinspausedandlookedround。Notamanknewit。

\"Idon’trecall,\"hesaid,\"exactlythepreciseamountmyself,——notatthismoment,——butitmustbesimplytremendous。Ortakethequestionofpopulation,\"Mullinswenton,warmingupagainasabornstatisticianalwaysdoesattheproximityoffigures,\"howmanyofyouknow,howmanyofyoucanstate,whathasbeenthedecennialpercentageincreaseinourleadingcities——?\"

Therehepaused,andwouldyoubelieveit,notamancouldstateit。

\"Idon’trecalltheexactfigures,\"saidMullins,\"butIhavethemathomeandtheyarepositivelycolossal。\"

Butjustinonephaseofthepublicspeaking,thecandidacyofMr。

Smithreceivedaseriousset—back。

IthadbeenarrangedthatMr。Smithshouldrunonaplatformoftotalprohibition。Buttheysoonfoundthatitwasamistake。Theyhadimportedaspecialspeakerfromthecity,agravemanwithawhitetie,whoputhiswholeheartintotheworkandwouldtakenothingforitexcepthisexpensesandasumofmoneyforeachspeech。Butbeyondthemoney,Isay,hewouldtakenothing。

HespokeonenightattheTecumsehCornerssocialhallatthesametimewhentheLiberalmeetingwasgoingonattheTecumsehCornersschoolhouse。

\"Gentlemen,\"hesaid,ashepausedhalfwayinhisspeech,——\"whilewearegatheredhereinearnestdiscussion,doyouknowwhatishappeningoveratthemeetingplaceofouropponents?Doyouknowthatseventeenbottlesofryewhiskeyweresentoutfromthetownthisafternoontothatinnocentandunsuspectingschoolhouse?

Seventeenbottlesofwhiskeyhiddeninbetweentheblackboardandthewall,andeverysinglemanthatattendsthatmeeting,——markmywords,everysingleman,——willdrinkhisfilloftheabominablestuffattheexpenseoftheLiberalcandidate!\"

Justassoonasthespeakersaidthis,youcouldseetheSmithmenatthemeetinglookatoneanotherininjuredsurprise,andbeforethespeechwashalfoverthehallwaspracticallyemptied。

Afterthatthetotalprohibitionplankwaschangedandthecommitteesubstitutedadeclarationinfavourofsuchaformofrestrictivelicenseasshouldpromotetemperancewhileencouragingthemanufactureofspirituousliquors,andbyasevereregulationoftheliquortrafficshouldplaceintoxicantsonlyinthehandsofthosefittedtousethem。

Finallytherecamethegreatdayitself,theElectionDaythatbrought,aseverybodyknows,thecrowningtriumphofMr。Smith’scareer。Thereisnoneedtospeakofitatanylength,becauseithasbecomeamatterofhistory。

Inanycase,everybodywhohaseverseenMariposaknowsjustwhatelectiondayislike。Theshops,ofcourse,are,asamatterofcustom,allclosed,andthebarroomsareallclosedbylawsothatyouhavetogoinbythebackway。AllthepeopleareintheirbestclothesandatfirsttheywalkupanddownthestreetinasolemnwayjustastheydoonthetwelfthofJulyandonSt。Patrick’sDay,beforethefunbegins。Everybodykeepslookinginatthedifferentpollingplacestoseeifanybodyelsehasvotedyet,because,ofcourse,nobodycarestovotefirstforfearofbeingfooledafterallandvotingonthewrongside。

MostofalldidthesupportersofMr。Smith,actingunderhisinstructions,hangbackfromthepollintheearlyhours。ToMr。

Smith’smind,votingwastobeconductedonthesameplanasbear—shooting。

\"Holdbackyourvotes,boys,\"hesaid,\"anddon’tbetooeager。Waittillshebeginstowarmupandthenlet’emhaveitgoodandhard。\"

IneachofthepollingplacesinMariposathereisareturningofficerandwithhimaretwoscrutineers,andtheelectors,Isay,peepinandoutlikemicelookingintoatrap。Butifoncethescrutineersgetamanwellintothepollingbooth,theypushhiminbehindalittlecurtainandmakehimvote。Thevoting,ofcourse,isbysecretballot,sothatnooneexceptthescrutineersandthereturningofficerandthetwoorthreepeoplewhomayberoundthepollcanpossiblytellhowamanhasvoted。

That’showitcomesaboutthatthefirstresultsareoftensocontradictoryandconflicting。SometimesthepollisbadlyarrangedandthescrutineersareunabletoseeproperlyjusthowtheballotsarebeingmarkedandtheycountuptheLiberalsandConservativesindifferentways。Often,too,avotermakeshismarksohurriedlyandcarelesslythattheyhavetopickitoutoftheballotboxandlookatittoseewhatitis。

IsupposethatmayhavebeenwhyitwasthatinMariposatheresultscameoutatfirstinsuchaconflictingway。PerhapsthatwashowitwasthatthefirstreportsshowedthatEdwardDronetheIndependentcandidatewascertaintowin。Youshouldhaveseenhowtheexcitementgrewuponthestreetswhenthenewswascirculated。InthebigralliesandmeetingsoftheLiberalsandConservatives,everybodyhadprettywellforgottenallaboutDrone,andwhenthenewsgotroundataboutfouro’clockthattheDronevotewascarryingthepoll,thepeopleweresimplyastounded。Notthattheywerenotpleased。Onthecontrary。

Theyweredelighted。EverybodycameuptoDroneandshookhandsandcongratulatedhimandtoldhimthattheyhadknownallalongthatwhatthecountrywantedwasastraight,honest,non—partisanrepresentation。TheConservativessaidopenlythattheyweresickofparty,utterlydonewithit,andtheLiberalssaidthattheyhatedit。AlreadythreeorfourofthemhadtakenDroneasideandexplainedthatwhatwasneededinthetownwasastraight,clean,nonpartisanpost—office,builtonapieceofgroundofastrictlynon—partisancharacter,andconstructedundercontractsthatwerenottaintedandsmirchedwithpartyaffiliation。TwoorthreemenwerewillingtoshowtoDronejustwhereapieceofgroundofthischaractercouldbebought。TheytoldhimtoothatinthematterofthepostmastershipitselftheyhadnothingagainstTrelawney,thepresentpostmaster,inanypersonalsense,andwouldsaynothingagainsthimexceptmerelythathewasutterlyandhopelesslyunfitforhisjobandthatifDronebelieved,ashehadsaidhedid,inapurifiedcivilservice,heoughttobeginbypurifyingTrelawney。

AlreadyEdwardDronewasbeginningtofeelsomethingofwhatitmeanttoholdofficeandtherewascreepingintohismannerthequietself—importancewhichisthefirstsignofconsciouspower。

Infact,inthatbriefhalf—hourofoffice,Dronehadachancetoseesomethingofwhatitmeant。HenryMcGinniscametohimandaskedstraightoutforajobasfederalcensus—takeronthegroundthathewashardupandhadbeencrippledwithrheumatismallwinter。NelsonWilliamsonaskedforthepostofwharfmasteronthepleathathehadbeenlaidupwithsciaticaallwinterandwasabsolutelyfitfornothing。ErasmusArcheraskedhimifhecouldgethisboyPeteintooneofthedepartmentsatOttawa,andmadeastrongcaseofitbyexplainingthathehadtriedhiscussedesttogetPeteajobanywhereelseanditwassimplyimpossible。NotthatPetewasn’tawillingboy,buthewasslow,——evenhisfatheradmittedit,——slowasthedevil,blasthim,andwithnoheadforfiguresandunfortunatelyhe’dneverhadtheschoolingtobringhimon。ButifDronecouldgethiminatOttawa,hisfathertrulybelieveditwouldbetheveryplaceforhim。SurelyintheIndianDepartmentorintheAstronomicalBranchorintheNewCanadianNavytheremustbeanyamountofopeningforaboylikethis?AndtoalloftheserequestsDronefoundhimselfexplainingthathewouldtakethematterunderhisveryearnestconsiderationandthattheymustrememberthathehadtoconsulthiscolleaguesandnotmerelyfollowthedictatesofhisownwishes。Infact,ifhehadeverinhislifehadanyenvyofCabinetMinisters,helostitinthishour。

ButDrone’shourwasshort。EvenbeforethepollhadclosedinMariposa,thenewscamesweepingin,trueorfalse,thatBagshawwascarryingthecounty。ThesecondconcessionhadgoneforBagshawinaregularlandslide,sixvotestoonlytwoforSmith,——andalldownthetownshiplineroad(wherethehayfarmsare)Bagshawwassaidtobecarryingallbeforehim。

Justassoonasthatnewswentroundthetown,theylaunchedtheMariposabandoftheKnightsofPythias(everymaninitisaLiberal)downtheMainStreetwithbigredbannersinfrontofitwiththemottoBAGSHAWFOREVERinlettersafoothigh。Suchrejoicingandenthusiasmbegantosetinasyouneversaw。EverybodycrowdedroundBagshawonthestepsoftheMariposaHouseandshookhishandandsaidtheywereproudtoseethedayandthattheLiberalpartywasthegloryoftheDominionandthatasforthisideaofnon—partisanpoliticstheverythoughtofitmadethemsick。RightawayinthecommitteeroomstheybegantoorganizethedemonstrationfortheeveningwithlanternslidesandspeechesandtheyarrangedforahugebouquettobepresentedtoBagshawontheplatformbyfourlittlegirls(allLiberals)alldressedinwhite。

Anditwasjustatthisjuncture,withonehourofvotingleft,thatMr。Smithemergedfromhiscommitteeroomsandturnedhisvotersonthetown,muchastheDukeofWellingtonsentthewholelinetothechargeatWaterloo。Fromeverycommitteeroomandsub—committeeroomtheypouredoutinflockswithbluebadgesflutteringontheircoats。

\"Getatit,boys,\"saidMr。Smith,\"voteandkeeponvotingtilltheymakeyouquit。\"

Thenheturnedtohiscampaignassistant。\"Billy,\"hesaid,\"wiredowntothecitythatI’melectedbyanoverwhelmingmajorityandtellthemtowireitrightback。SendwordbytelephonetoallthepollingplacesinthecountythatthehulltownhasgonesolidConservativeandtellthemtosendthesamenewsbackhere。Getcarpentersandtellthemtorunupaplatforminfrontofthehotel;

tellthemtotakethebardoorcleanoffitshingesandbeallreadytheminutethepollquits。\"

Itwasthatlasthourthatdidit。JustassoonasthebigposterswentupinthewindowsoftheMariposaNewspacketwiththetelegraphicdespatchthatJoshSmithwasreportedinthecitytobeelected,andwasfollowedbythemessagesfromalloverthecounty,thevotershesitatednolonger。Theyhadwaited,mostofthem,allthroughtheday,notwantingtomakeanyerrorintheirvote,butwhentheysawtheSmithmencrowdingintothepollsandheardthenewsfromtheoutside,theywentsolidinonegreatstampede,andbythetimethepollwasdeclaredclosedatfiveo’clocktherewasnoshadowofdoubtthatthecountywassavedandthatJoshSmithwaselectedforMissinaba。

IwishyoucouldhavewitnessedthesceneinMariposathatevening。

Itwouldhavedoneyourheartgood;——suchjoy,suchpublicrejoicingasyouneversaw。Itturnedoutthattherewasn’treallyaLiberalinthewholetownandthatthereneverhadbeen。TheywereallConservativesandhadbeenforyearsandyears。Menwhohadvoted,withpainandsorrowintheirhearts,fortheLiberalpartyfortwentyyears,cameoutthateveningandownedupstraightthattheywereConservatives。Theysaidtheycouldstandthestrainnolongerandsimplyhadtoconfess。Whateverthesacrificemightmean,theywerepreparedtomakeit。

EvenMr。GolgothaGingham,theundertaker,cameoutandadmittedthatinworkingforJohnHenryBagshawhe’dbeengoingstraightagainsthisconscience。Hesaidthatrightfromthefirsthehadhadhismisgivings。Hesaidithadhauntedhim。Oftenatnightwhenhewouldbeworkingawayquietly,oneofthesesuddenmisgivingswouldovercomehimsothathecouldhardlygoonwithhisembalming。Why,itappearedthatontheveryfirstdaywhenreciprocitywasproposed,hehadcomehomeandsaidtoMrs。Ginghamthathethoughtitsimplymeantsellingoutthecountry。Andthestrangethingwasthateversomanyothershadjustthesamemisgivings。TrelawneyadmittedthathehadsaidtoMrs。Trelawneythatitwasmadness,andJeffThorpe,thebarber,had,headmitted,gonehometohisdinner,thefirstdayreciprocitywastalkedof,andsaidtoMrs。Thorpethatitwouldsimplykillbusinessinthecountryandintroduceacheap,shoddy,Americanformofhaircutthatwouldrendertrueloyaltyimpossible。

TothinkthatMrs。GinghamandMrs。TrelawneyandMrs。Thorpehadknownallthisforsixmonthsandkeptquietaboutit!YetIthinktherewereagoodmanyMrs。Ginghamsinthecountry。Itismerelyanotherproofthatnowomanisfitforpolitics。

ThedemonstrationthatnightinMariposawillneverbeforgotten。Theexcitementinthestreets,thetorchlights,themusicofthebandoftheKnightsofPythias(anorganizationwhichisconservativeinallbutname),andaboveallthespeechesandthepatriotism。

Theyhadputupabigplatforminfrontofthehotel,andonitwereMr。Smithandhischiefworkers,andbehindthemwasaperfectforestofflags。TheypresentedahugebouquetofflowerstoMr。Smith,handedtohimbyfourlittlegirlsinwhite,——thesamefourthatI

spokeofabove,foritturnedoutthattheywereallConservatives。

Thentherewerethespeeches。JudgePepperleighspokeandsaidthattherewasnoneedtodwellonthevictorythattheyhadachieved,becauseitwashistory;therewasnooccasiontospeakofwhatparthehimselfhadplayed,withinthelimitsofhisofficialposition,becausewhathehaddonewashenceforthamatterofhistory;andNivens,thelawyer,saidthathewouldonlysayjustafewwords,becauseanythingthathemighthavedonewasnowhistory;latergenerations,hesaid,mightreaditbutitwasnotforhimtospeakofit,becauseitbelongednowtothehistoryofthecountry。And,afterthem,othersspokeinthesamestrainandallrefusedabsolutelytodwellonthesubject(formorethanhalfanhour)onthegroundthatanythingthattheymighthavedonewasbetterleftforfuturegenerationstoinvestigate。Andnodoubtthiswasverytrue,astosomethings,anyway。

Mr。Smith,ofcourse,saidnothing。Hedidn’thaveto,——notforfouryears,——andheknewit。

TWELVE

L’Envoi。TheTraintoMariposaItleavesthecityeverydayaboutfiveo’clockintheevening,thetrainforMariposa。

Strangethatyoudidnotknowofit,thoughyoucomefromthelittletown——ordid,longyearsago。

Oddthatyouneverknew,inalltheseyears,thatthetrainwasthereeveryafternoon,puffingupsteaminthecitystation,andthatyoumighthaveboardeditanydayandgonehome。No,not\"home,\"——ofcourseyoucouldn’tcallit\"home\"now;\"home\"meansthatbigredsandstonehouseofyoursinthecostlierpartofthecity。\"Home\"

means,inaway,thisMausoleumClubwhereyousometimestalkwithmeofthetimesthatyouhadasaboyinMariposa。

Butofcourse\"home\"wouldhardlybethewordyouwouldapplytothelittletown,unlessperhaps,lateatnight,whenyou’dbeensittingreadinginaquietcornersomewheresuchabookasthepresentone。

Naturallyyoudon’tknowoftheMariposatrainnow。Yearsago,whenyoufirstcametothecityasaboywithyourwaytomake,youknewofitwellenough,onlytoowell。Thepriceofaticketcountedinthosedays,andthoughyouknewofthetrainyoucouldn’ttakeit,butsometimesfromsheerhomesicknessyouusedtowanderdowntothestationonaFridayafternoonafteryourwork,andwatchtheMariposapeoplegettingonthetrainandwishthatyoucouldgo。

Why,youknewthattrainatonetimebetter,Isuppose,thananyothersinglethinginthecity,andlovedittooforthelittletowninthesunshinethatitranto。

Doyourememberhowwhenyoufirstbegantomakemoneyyouusedtoplanthatjustassoonasyouwererich,reallyrich,you’dgobackhomeagaintothelittletownandbuildagreatbighousewithafineverandah,——nostintaboutit,thebestthatmoneycouldbuy,planedlumber,everysquarefootofit,andafinepicketfenceinfrontofit。

Itwastobeoneofthegrandestandfinesthousesthatthoughtcouldconceive;muchfiner,intruereality,thanthatvastpalaceofsandstonewiththeportecochereandthesweepingconservatoriesthatyouafterwardsbuiltinthecostlierpartofthecity。

ButifyouhavehalfforgottenMariposa,andlongsincelostthewaytoit,youareonlylikethegreaterpartofthemenhereinthisMausoleumClubinthecity。WouldyoubelieveitthatpracticallyeveryoneofthemcamefromMariposaonceuponatime,andthatthereisn’toneofthemthatdoesn’tsometimesdreaminthedullquietofthelongeveninghereintheclub,thatsomedayhewillgobackandseetheplace。

Theyalldo。Onlythey’rehalfashamedtoownit。

Askyourneighbourthereatthenexttablewhetherthepartridgethattheysometimesservetoyouherecanbecomparedforamomenttothebirdsthatheandyou,orheandsomeoneelse,usedtoshootasboysinthesprucethicketsalongthelake。AskhimifheevertastedduckthatcouldforamomentbecomparedtotheblackducksinthericemarshalongtheOssawippi。Andasforfish,andfishing,——no,don’taskhimaboutthat,forifheeverstartstellingyouofthechubtheyusedtocatchbelowthemilldamandthegreenbassthatusedtolieinthewater—shadowoftherocksbesidetheIndian’sIsland,noteventhelongdulleveninginthisclubwouldbelongenoughforthetellingofit。

Butnowondertheydon’tknowaboutthefiveo’clocktrainforMariposa。Veryfewpeopleknowaboutit。Hundredsofthemknowthatthereisatrainthatgoesoutatfiveo’clock,buttheymistakeit。

Eversomanyofthemthinkit’sjustasuburbantrain。Lotsofpeoplethattakeiteverydaythinkit’sonlythetraintothegolfgrounds,butthejokeisthatafteritpassesoutofthecityandthesuburbsandthegolfgrounds,itturnsitselflittlebylittleintotheMariposatrain,thunderingandpoundingtowardsthenorthwithhemlocksparkspouringoutintothedarknessfromthefunnelofit。

Ofcourseyoucan’ttellitjustatfirst。Allthosepeoplethatarecrowdingintoitwithgolfclubs,andwearingknickerbockersandflatcaps,woulddeceiveanybody。Thatcrowdofsuburbanpeoplegoinghomeoncommutationticketsandsometimesstandingthickintheaisles,thoseare,ofcourse,notMariposapeople。Butlookroundalittlebitandyou’llfindthemeasilyenough。Hereandthereinthecrowdthosepeoplewiththeclothesthatareperfectlyallrightandyetlookoddinsomeway,thewomenwiththepeculiarhatsandthe——whatdoyousay?——lastyear’sfashions?Ahyes,ofcourse,thatmustbeit。

Anyway,thosearetheMariposapeopleallrightenough。Thatmanwiththetwo—dollarpanamaandtheglaringspectaclesisoneofthegreatestjudgesthateveradornedthebenchofMissinabaCounty。Thatclericalgentlemanwiththewideblackhat,whoisexplainingtothemanwithhimthemarvellousmechanismofthenewairbrake(oneofthemostconspicuousillustrationsofthedivinestructureofthephysicaluniverse),surelyyouhaveseenhimbefore。Mariposapeople!

Ohyes,thereareanynumberofthemonthetraineveryday。

Butofcourseyouhardlyrecognizethemwhilethetrainisstillpassingthroughthesuburbsandthegolfdistrictandtheoutlyingpartsofthecityarea。Butwaitalittle,andyouwillseethatwhenthecityiswellbehindyou,bitbybitthetrainchangesitscharacter。Theelectriclocomotivethattookyouthroughthecitytunnelsisoffnowandtheoldwoodengineishitchedoninitsplace。Isuppose,veryprobably,youhaven’tseenoneofthesewoodenginessinceyouwereaboyfortyyearsago,——theoldenginewithawidetoplikeahatonitsfunnel,andwithsparksenoughtolightupasuitfordamagesonceineverymile。

Doyousee,too,thatthetrimlittlecarsthatcameoutofthecityontheelectricsuburbanexpressarebeingdiscardednowatthewaystations,onebyone,andintheirplaceistheoldfamiliarcarwiththestuffcushionsinredplush(howgorgeousitonceseemed!)andwithaboxstovesetupinoneendofit?Thestoveisburningfuriouslyatitssticksthisautumnevening,fortheairsetsinchillasyougetclearawayfromthecityandarerisinguptothehighergroundofthecountryofthepinesandthelakes。

Lookfromthewindowasyougo。Thecityisfarbehindnowandrightandleftofyoutherearetrimfarmswithelmsandmaplesnearthemandwithtallwindmillsbesidethebarnsthatyoucanstillseeinthegatheringdusk。Thereisadullredlightfromthewindowsofthefarmstead。Itmustbecomfortablethereaftertheroarandclatterofthecity,andonlythinkofthestillquietofit。

Asyousitbackhalfdreaminginthecar,youkeepwonderingwhyitisthatyounevercameupbeforeinalltheseyears。Eversomanytimesyouplannedthatjustassoonastherushandstrainofbusinesseasedupalittle,youwouldtakethetrainandgobacktothelittletowntoseewhatitwaslikenow,andifthingshadchangedmuchsinceyourday。Buteachtimewhenyourholidayscame,somehowyouchangedyourmindandwentdowntoNaragansettorNagahuckettorNagasomething,andleftoverthevisittoMariposaforanothertime。

Itisalmostnightnow。Youcanstillseethetreesandthefencesandthefarmsteads,buttheyarefadingfastinthetwilight。Theyhavelengthenedoutthetrainbythistimewithastringofflatcarsandfreightcarsbetweenwherewearesittingandtheengine。Butateverycrosswaywecanhearthelongmuffledroarofthewhistle,dyingtoamelancholywailthatechoesintothewoods;thewoods,I

say,forthefarmsarethinningoutandthetrackplungeshereandthereintogreatstretchesofbush,——talltamerackandredscrubwillowandwithatangledundergrowthofbushthathasdefiedfortwogenerationsallattemptstoclearitintotheformoffields。

Why,look,thatgreatspacethatseemstoopenoutinthehalf—darkofthefallingevening,——why,surelyyes,——LakeOssawippi,thebiglake,astheyusedtocallit,fromwhichtheriverrunsdowntothesmallerlake,——LakeWissanotti,——wherethetownofMariposahaslainwaitingforyouthereforthirtyyears。

ThisisLakeOssawippisurelyenough。Youwouldknowitanywherebythebroad,still,blackwaterwithhardlyaripple,andwiththegripofthecomingfrostalreadyonit。Suchagreatsheetofblacknessitlooksasthetrainthundersalongtheside,swingingthecurveoftheembankmentatabreakneckspeedasitroundsthecornerofthelake。

Howfastthetraingoesthisautumnnight!Youhavetravelled,Iknowyouhave;intheEmpireStateExpress,andtheNewLimitedandtheMaritimeExpressthatholdstherecordofsixhundredwhirlingmilesfromParistoMarseilles。Butwhataretheytothis,thismadcareer,thisbreakneckspeed,thisthunderingroaroftheMariposalocaldrivinghardtoitshome!Don’ttellmethatthespeedisonlytwenty—fivemilesanhour。Idon’tcarewhatitis。Itellyou,andyoucanproveitforyourselfifyouwill,thatthattrainofmingledflatcarsandcoachesthatgoestearingintothenight,itsenginewhistleshriekingoutitswarningintothesilentwoodsandechoingoverthedullstilllake,isthefastesttraininthewholeworld。

Yes,andthebesttoo,——themostcomfortable,themostreliable,themostluxuriousandthespeediesttrainthateverturnedawheel。

Andthemostgenial,themostsociabletoo。Seehowthepassengersallturnandtalktooneanothernowastheygetnearerandnearertothelittletown。Thatdullreservethatseemedtoholdthepassengersintheelectricsuburbanhascleanvanishedandgone。Theyaretalking,——listen,——oftheharvest,andthelateelection,andofhowthelocalmemberismentionedforthecabinetandalltheoldfamiliartopicsofthesort。AlreadytheconductorhaschangedhisglazedhatforanordinaryroundChristieandyoucanhearthepassengerscallinghimandthebrakesman\"Bill\"and\"Sam\"asiftheywereallonefamily。

Whatisitnow——ninethirty?Ah,thenwemustbenearingthetown,——thisbigbushthatwearepassingthrough,yourememberitsurelyasthegreatswampjustthissideofthebridgeovertheOssawippi?Thereisthebridgeitself,andthelongroarofthetrainasitrushessoundingoverthetrestleworkthatrisesabovethemarsh。Heartheclatteraswepassthesemaphoresandswitchlights!

Wemustbecloseinnow!

What?itfeelsnervousandstrangetobecominghereagainafteralltheseyears?Itmustindeed。No,don’tbothertolookatthereflectionofyourfaceinthewindow—paneshadowedbythenightoutside。Nobodycouldtellyounowafteralltheseyears。Yourfacehaschangedintheselongyearsofmoney—gettinginthecity。Perhapsifyouhadcomebacknowandagain,justatoddtimes,itwouldn’thavebeenso。

There,——youhearit?——thelongwhistleofthelocomotive,one,two,three!YoufeelthesharpslackeningofthetrainasitswingsroundthecurveofthelastembankmentthatbringsittotheMariposastation。See,too,asweroundthecurve,therowoftheflashinglights,thebrightwindowsofthedepot。

Howvividandplainitallis。Justasitusedtobethirtyyearsago。Thereisthestringofthehotel’buses,drawnupallreadyforthetrain,andasthetrainroundsinandstopshissingandpantingattheplatform,youcanhearaboveallothersoundsthecryofthebrakesmenandtheporters:

\"MARIPOSA!MARIPOSA!\"

Andaswelisten,thecrygrowsfainterandfainterinourearsandwearesittinghereagainintheleatherchairsoftheMausoleumClub,talkingofthelittleTownintheSunshinethatonceweknew。