Withoutmorewordsthegreatcriminalinvestigatorwentintothelightedlibrary,shuttingthedoorbehindhim,andFisher,withoutreplying,turnedandbegantotalkquietlytoTravers。\"Itiscurious,\"hesaid,\"thatthethingshouldhappenjustinfrontofthatplace。\"
\"Itwouldcertainlybeverycurious,\"repliedTravers,\"iftheplaceplayedanypartinit。\"
\"Ithink,\"repliedFisher,\"thatthepartitdidn’tplayismorecuriousstill。\"
AndwiththeseapparentlymeaninglesswordsheturnedtotheshakenBoyleand,takinghisarm,begantowalkhimupanddowninthemoonlight,talkinginlowtones。
DawnhadbeguntobreakabruptandwhitewhenCuthbertGrayneturnedoutthelightsinthelibraryandcameoutontothelinks。Fisherwasloungingaboutalone,inhislistlessfashion;butthepolicemessengerforwhomhehadsentwasstandingatattentioninthebackground。
\"IsentBoyleoffwithTravers,\"observedFisher,carelessly;\"he’lllookafterhim,andhe’dbetterhavesomesleep,anyhow。\"
\"Didyougetanythingoutofhim?\"askedGrayne。
\"DidhetellyouwhatheandHastingsweredoing?\"
\"Yes,\"answeredFisher,\"hegavemeaprettyclearaccount,afterall。HesaidthatafterLadyHastingswentoffinthecarthegeneralaskedhimtotakecoffeewithhiminthelibraryandlookupapointaboutlocalantiquities。HehimselfwasbeginningtolookforBudge’sbookinoneoftherevolvingbookstandswhenthegeneralfounditinoneofthebookshelvesonthewall。Afterlookingatsomeoftheplatestheywentout,itwouldseem,ratherabruptly,ontothelinks,andwalkedtowardtheoldwell;andwhileBoylewaslookingintoitheheardathudbehindhim,andturnedroundtofindthegenerallyingaswefoundhim。Hehimselfdroppedonhiskneestoexaminethebody,andthenwasparalyzedwithasortofterrorandcouldnotcomenearertoitortouchit。
ButIthinkverylittleofthat;peoplecaughtinarealshockofsurprisearesometimesfoundinthequeerestpostures。\"
Grayneworeagrimsmileofattention,andsaid,afterashortsilence:
\"Well,hehasn’ttoldyoumanylies。It’sreallyacreditablyclearandconsistentaccountofwhathappened,witheverythingofimportanceleftout。\"
\"Haveyoudiscoveredanythinginthere?\"askedFisher。
\"Ihavediscoveredeverything,\"answeredGrayne。
Fishermaintainedasomewhatgloomysilence,astheotherresumedhisexplanationinquietandassuredtones。
\"Youwerequiteright,Fisher,whenyousaidthatyoungfellowwasindangerofgoingdowndarkwaystowardthepit。Whetherorno,asyoufancied,thejoltyougavetohisviewofthegeneralhadanythingtodowithit,hehasnotbeentreatingthegeneralwellforsometime。It’sanunpleasantbusiness,andIdon’twanttodwellonit;butit’sprettyplainthathiswifewasnottreatinghimwell,either。Idon’tknowhowfaritwent,butitwentasfarasconcealment,anyhow;forwhenLadyHastingsspoketoBoyleitwastotellhimshehadhiddenanoteintheBudgebookinthelibrary。Thegeneraloverheard,orcamesomehowtoknow,andhewentstraighttothebookandfoundit。HeconfrontedBoylewithit,andtheyhadascene,ofcourse。AndBoylewasconfrontedwithsomethingelse;hewasconfrontedwithanawfulalternative,inwhichthelifeofoneoldmanmeantruinandhisdeathmeanttriumphandevenhappiness。\"
\"Well,\"observedFisher,atlast,\"Idon’tblamehimfornottellingyouthewoman’spartofthestory。Buthowdoyouknowabouttheletter?\"
\"Ifounditonthegeneral’sbody,\"answeredGrayne,\"butIfoundworsethingsthanthat。
ThebodyhadstiffenedinthewayratherpeculiartopoisonsofacertainAsiaticsort。ThenI
examinedthecoffeecups,andIknewenoughchemistrytofindpoisoninthedregsofoneofthem。Now,theGeneralwentstraighttothebookcase,leavinghiscupofcoffeeonthebookstandinthemiddleoftheroom。Whilehisbackwasturned,andBoylewaspretendingtoexaminethebookstand,hewasleftalonewiththecoffeecup。Thepoisontakesabouttenminutestoact,andtenminutes’walkwouldbringthemtothebottomlesswell。\"
\"Yes,\"remarkedFisher,\"andwhataboutthebottomlesswell?\"
\"Whathasthebottomlesswellgottodowithit?\"
askedhisfriend。
\"Ithasnothingtodowithit,\"repliedFisher。\"ThatiswhatIfindutterlyconfoundingandincredible。\"
\"Andwhyshouldthatparticularholeinthegroundhaveanythingtodowithit?\"
\"Itisaparticularholeinyourcase,\"saidFisher。
\"ButIwon’tinsistonthatjustnow。Bytheway,thereisanotherthingIoughttotellyou。IsaidIsentBoyleawayinchargeofTravers。ItwouldbejustastruetosayIsentTraversinchargeofBoyle。\"
\"Youdon’tmeantosayyoususpectTomTravers?\"criedtheother。
her。
\"HewasadealbittereragainstthegeneralthanBoyleeverwas,\"observedHorneFisher,withacuriousindifference。
\"Man,you’renotsayingwhatyoumean,\"criedGrayne。\"ItellyouIfoundthepoisoninoneofthecoffeecups。\"
\"TherewasalwaysSaid,ofcourse,\"addedFisher,\"eitherforhatredorhire。Weagreedhewascapableofalmostanything。\"
\"Andweagreedhewasincapableofhurtinghismaster,\"retortedGrayne。
\"Well,well,\"saidFisher,amiably,\"Idaresayyouareright;butIshouldjustliketohavealookatthelibraryandthecoffeecups。\"
Hepassedinside,whileGrayneturnedtothepolicemaninattendanceandhandedhimascribblednote,tobetelegraphedfromheadquarters。Themansalutedandhurriedoff;andGrayne,followinghisfriendintothelibrary,foundhimbesidethebookstandinthemiddleoftheroom,onwhichweretheemptycups。
\"ThisiswhereBoylelookedforBudge,orpretendedtolookforhim,accordingtoyouraccount,\"hesaid。
AsFisherspokehebentdowninahalf—crouchingattitude,tolookatthevolumesinthelow,revolvingshelf,forthewholebookstandwasnotmuchhigherthananordinarytable。Thenextmomenthesprangupasifhehadbeenstung。
\"Oh,myGod!\"hecried。
Veryfewpeople,ifany,hadeverseenMr。
HorneFisherbehaveashebehavedjustthen。Heflashedaglanceatthedoor,sawthattheopenwindowwasnearer,wentoutofitwithaflyingleap,asifoverahurdle,andwentracingacrosstheturf,inthetrackofthedisappearingpoliceman。Grayne,whostoodstaringafterhim,soonsawhistall,loosefigure,returning,restoredtoallitsnormallimpnessandairofleisure。Hewasfanninghimselfslowlywithapieceofpaper,thetelegramhehadsoviolentlyintercepted。
\"LuckyIstoppedthat,\"heobserved。\"Wemustkeepthisaffairasquietasdeath。Hastingsmustdieofapoplexyorheartdisease。\"
\"Whatonearthisthetrouble?\"demandedtheotherinvestigator。
\"Thetroubleis,\"saidFisher,\"thatinafewdaysweshouldhavehadaveryagreeablealternative——ofhanginganinnocentmanorknockingtheBritishEmpiretohell。\"
\"Doyoumeantosay,\"askedGrayne,\"thatthisinfernalcrimeisnottobepunished?\"
Fisherlookedathimsteadily。
\"Itisalreadypunished,\"hesaid。
Afteramoment’spausehewenton。\"Youreconstructedthecrimewithadmirableskill,oldchap,andnearlyallyousaidwastrue。Twomenwithtwocoffeecupsdidgointothelibraryanddidputtheircupsonthebookstandanddidgotogethertothewell,andoneofthemwasamurdererandhadputpoisonintheother’scup。ButitwasnotdonewhileBoylewaslookingattherevolvingbookcase。Hedidlookatit,though,searchingfortheBudgebookwiththenoteinit,butI
fancythatHastingshadalreadymovedittotheshelvesonthewall。Itwaspartofthatgrimgamethatheshouldfinditfirst。
\"Now,howdoesamansearcharevolvingbookcase?Hedoesnotgenerallyhopallrounditinasquattingattitude,likeafrog。Hesimplygivesitatouchandmakesitrevolve。\"
Hewasfrowningatthefloorashespoke,andtherewasalightunderhisheavylidsthatwasnotoftenseenthere。Themysticismthatwasburieddeepunderallthecynicismofhisexperiencewasawakeandmovinginthedepths。Hisvoicetookunexpectedturnsandinflections,almostasiftwomenwerespeaking。
\"ThatwaswhatBoyledid;hebarelytouchedthething,anditwentroundaselasilyastheworldgoesround。Yes,verymuchastheworldgoesround,forthehandthatturneditwasnothis。God,whoturnsthewheelofallthestars,touchedthatwheelandbroughtitfullcircle,thatHisdreadfuljusticemightreturn。\"
\"Iambeginning,\"saidGrayne,slowly,\"tohavesomehazyandhorribleideaofwhatyoumean。\"
\"Itisverysimple,\"saidFisher,\"whenBoylestraightenedhimselffromhisstoopingposture,somethinghadhappenedwhichhehadnotnoticed,whichhisenemyhadnotnoticed,whichnobodyhadnoticed。Thetwocoffeecupshadexactlychangedplaces。\"
TherockyfaceofGrayneseemedtohavesustainedashockinsilence;notalineofitaltered,buthisvoicewhenitcamewasunexpectedlyweakened。
\"Iseewhatyoumean,\"hesaid,\"and,asyousay,thelesssaidaboutitthebetter。Itwasnottheloverwhotriedtogetridofthehusband,but——theotherthing。Andatalelikethataboutamanlikethatwouldruinushere。Hadyouanyguessofthisatthestart?\"
\"Thebottomlesswell,asItoldyou,\"answeredFisher,quietly;\"thatwaswhatstumpedmefromthestart。Notbecauseithadanythingtodowithit,becauseithadnothingtodowithit。\"
Hepausedamoment,asifchoosinganapproach,andthenwenton:\"Whenamanknowshisenemywillbedeadintenminutes,andtakeshimtotheedgeofanunfathomablepit,hemeanstothrowhisbodyintoit。Whatelseshouldhedo?Abornfoolwouldhavethesensetodoit,andBoyleisnotabornfool。
Well,whydidnotBoyledoit?ThemoreIthoughtofitthemoreIsuspectedtherewassomemistakeinthemurder,sotospeak。Somebodyhadtakensomebodytheretothrowhimin,andyethewasnotthrownin。Ihadalreadyanugly,unformedideaofsomesubstitutionorreversalofparts;thenIstoopedtoturnthebookstandmyself,byaccident,andI
instantlykneweverything,forIsawthetwocupsrevolveoncemore,likemoonsinthesky。\"
Afterapause,CuthbertGraynesaid,\"Andwhatarewetosaytothenewspapers?\"
\"Myfriend,HaroldMarch,iscomingalongfromCairoto—day,\"saidFisher。\"Heisaverybrilliantandsuccessfuljournalist。Butforallthathe’sathoroughlyhonorableman,soyoumustnottellhimthetruth。\"
HalfanhourlaterFisherwasagainwalkingtoandfroinfrontoftheclubhouse,withCaptainBoyle,thelatterbythistimewithaverybuffetedandbewilderedair;perhapsasadderandawiserman。
\"Whataboutme,then?\"hewassaying。\"AmI
cleared?AmInotgoingtobecleared?\"
\"Ibelieveandhope,\"answeredFisher,\"thatyouarenotgoingtobesuspected。Butyouarecertainlynotgoingtobecleared。Theremustbenosuspicionagainsthim,andthereforenosuspicionagainstyou。
Anysuspicionagainsthim,letalonesuchastoryagainsthim,wouldknockusendwaysfromMaltatoMandalay。HewasaheroaswellasaholyterroramongtheMoslems。Indeed,youmightalmostcallhimaMoslemherointheEnglishservice。OfcoursehegotonwiththempartlybecauseofhisownlittledoseofEasternblood;hegotitfromhismother,thedancerfromDamascus;everybodyknowsthat。\"
\"Oh,\"repeatedBoyle,mechanically,staringathimwithroundeyes,\"everybodyknowsthat。\"
\"Idaresaytherewasatouchofitinhisjealousyandferociousvengeance,\"wentonFisher。\"But,forallthat,thecrimewouldruinusamongtheArabs,allthemorebecauseitwassomethinglikeacrimeagainsthospitality。It’sbeenhatefulforyouandit’sprettyhorridforme。Buttherearesomethingsthatdamnedwellcan’tbedone,andwhileI’malivethat’soneofthem。\"
\"Whatdoyoumean?\"askedBoyle,glancingathimcuriously。\"Whyshouldyou,ofallpeople,besopassionateaboutit?\"
HorneFisherlookedattheyoungmanwithabafflingexpression。
\"Isuppose,\"hesaid,\"it’sbecauseI’maLittleEnglander。\"
\"Icannevermakeoutwhatyoumeanbythatsortofthing,\"answeredBoyle,doubtfully。
\"DoyouthinkEnglandissolittleasallthat?\"saidFisher,withawarmthinhiscoldvoice,\"thatitcan’tholdamanacrossafewthousandmiles。Youlecturedmewithalotofidealpatriotism,myyoungfriend;butit’spracticalpatriotismnowforyouandme,andwithnoliestohelpit。Youtalkedasifeverythingalwayswentrightwithusallovertheworld,inatriumphantcrescendoculminatinginHastings。Itellyoueverythinghasgonewrongwithushere,exceptHastings。Hewastheonenamewehadlefttoconjurewith,andthatmustn’tgoaswell,no,byGod!
It’sbadenoughthatagangofinfernalJewsshouldplantushere,wherethere’snoearthlyEnglishinteresttoserve,andallhellbeatingupagainstus,simplybecauseNoseyZimmernhaslentmoneytohalftheCabinet。It’sbadenoughthatanoldpawnbrokerfromBagdadshouldmakeusfighthisbattles;wecan’tfightwithourrighthandcutoff。OuronescorewasHastingsandhisvictory,whichwasreallysomebodyelse’svictory。TomTravershastosuffer,andsohaveyou。\"
Then,afteramoment’ssilence,hepointedtowardthebottomlesswellandsaid,inaquietertone:
\"ItoldyouthatIdidn’tbelieveinthephilosophyoftheTowerofAladdin。Idon’tbelieveintheEmpiregrowinguntilitreachesthesky;Idon’tbelieveintheUnionJackgoingupandupeternallyliketheTower。
ButifyouthinkIamgoingtolettheUnionJackgodownanddowneternally,likethebottomlesswell,downintotheblacknessofthebottomlesspit,downindefeatandderision,amidthejeersoftheveryJewswhohavesuckedusdry——noIwon’t,andthat’sflat;notiftheChancellorwereblackmailedbytwentymillionaireswiththeirgutterrags,notifthePrimeMinistermarriedtwentyYankeeJewesses,notifWoodvilleandCarstairshadsharesintwentyswindlingmines。Ifthethingisreallytottering,Godhelpit,itmustn’tbewewhotipitover。\"
Boylewasregardinghimwithabewildermentthatwasalmostfear,andhadevenatouchofdistaste。
\"Somehow,\"hesaid,\"thereseemstobesomethingratherhorridaboutthethingsyouknow。\"
\"Thereis,\"repliedHorneFisher。\"Iamnotatallpleasedwithmysmallstockofknowledgeandreflection。Butasitispartlyresponsibleforyournotbeinghanged,Idon’tknowthatyouneedcomplainofit。\"
And,asifalittleashamedofhisfirstboast,heturnedandstrolledawaytowardthebottomlesswell。
V。THEFADOFTHEFISHERMAN
Athingcansometimesbetooextraordinarytoberemembered。Ifitiscleanoutofthecourseofthings,andhasapparentlynocausesandnoconsequences,subsequenteventsdonotrecallit,anditremainsonlyasubconsciousthing,tobestirredbysomeaccidentlongafter。Itdriftsapartlikeaforgottendream;anditwasinthehourofmanydreams,atdaybreakandverysoonaftertheendofdark,thatsuchastrangesightwasgiventoamanscullingaboatdownariverintheWestcountry。Themanwasawake;indeed,heconsideredhimselfratherwideawake,beingthepoliticaljournalist,HaroldMarch,onhiswaytointerviewvariouspoliticalcelebritiesintheircountryseats。Butthethinghesawwassoinconsequentthatitmighthavebeenimaginary。Itsimplyslippedpasthismindandwaslostinlaterandutterlydifferentevents;nordidheevenrecoverthememorytillhehadlongafterwarddiscoveredthemeaning。
Palemistsofmorninglayonthefieldsandtherushesalongonemarginoftheriver;alongtheothersideranawalloftawnybrickalmostoverhangingthewater。Hehadshippedhisoarsandwasdriftingforamomentwiththestream,whenheturnedhisheadandsawthatthemonotonyofthelongbrickwallwasbrokenbyabridge;ratheraneleganteighteenth—centurysortofbridgewithlittlecolumnsofwhitestoneturninggray。Therehadbeenfloodsandtheriverstillstoodveryhigh,withdwarfishtreeswaistdeepinit,andratheranarrowarcofwhitedawngleamedunderthecurveofthebridge。
Ashisownboatwentunderthedarkarchwayhesawanotherboatcomingtowardhim,rowedbyamanassolitaryashimself。Hisposturepreventedmuchbeingseenofhim,butashenearedthebridgehestoodupintheboatandturnedround。Hewasalreadysoclosetothedarkentry,however,thathiswholefigurewasblackagainstthemorninglight,andMarchcouldseenothingofhisfaceexcepttheendoftwolongwhiskersormustachesthatgavesomethingsinistertothesilhouette,likehornsinthewrongplace。
EventhesedetailsMarchwouldneverhavenoticedbutforwhathappenedinthesameinstant。Asthemancameunderthelowbridgehemadealeapatitandhung,withhislegsdangling,lettingtheboatfloatawayfromunderhim。Marchhadamomentaryvisionoftwoblackkickinglegs;thenofoneblackkickingleg;andthenofnothingexcepttheeddyingstreamandthelongperspectiveofthewall。Butwheneverhethoughtofitagain,longafterward,whenheunderstoodthestoryinwhichitfigured,itwasalwaysfixedinthatonefantasticshape——asifthosewildlegswereagrotesquegravenornamentofthebridgeitself,inthemannerofagargoyle。Atthemomenthemerelypassed,staring,downthestream。
Hecouldseenoflyingfigureonthebridge,soitmusthavealreadyfled;buthewashalfconsciousofsomefaintsignificanceinthefactthatamongthetreesroundthebridgeheadoppositethewallhesawalamp—post;and,besidethelamp—post,thebroadbluebackofanunconsciouspoliceman。
Evenbeforereachingtheshrineofhispoliticalpilgrimagehehadmanyotherthingstothinkofbesidestheoddincidentofthebridge;forthemanagementofaboatbyasolitarymanwasnotalwayseasyevenonsuchasolitarystream。Andindeeditwasonlybyanunforeseenaccidentthathewassolitary。Theboathadbeenpurchasedandthewholeexpeditionplannedinconjunctionwithafriend,whohadatthelastmomentbeenforcedtoalterallhisarrangements。HaroldMarchwastohavetraveledwithhisfriendHorneFisheronthatinlandvoyagetoWillowoodPlace,wherethePrimeMinisterwasaguestatthemoment。MoreandmorepeoplewerehearingofHaroldMarch,forhisstrikingpoliticalarticleswereopeningtohimthedoorsoflargerandlargersalons;buthehadnevermetthePrimeMinisteryet。ScarcelyanybodyamongthegeneralpublichadeverheardofHorneFisher;buthehadknownthePrimeMinisterallhislife。Forthesereasons,hadthetwotakentheprojectedjourneytogether,MarchmighthavebeenslightlydisposedtohastenitandFishervaguelycontenttolengthenitout。
ForFisherwasoneofthosepeoplewhoarebornknowingthePrimeMinister。Theknowledgeseemedtohavenoveryexhilaranteffect,andinhiscaseboresomeresemblancetobeingborntired。Buthewasdistinctlyannoyedtoreceive,justashewasdoingalittlelightpackingoffishingtackleandcigarsforthejourney,atelegramfromWillowoodaskinghimtocomedownatoncebytrain,asthePrimeMinisterhadtoleavethatnight。Fisherknewthathisfriendthejournalistcouldnotpossiblystarttillthenextday,andhelikedhisfriendthejournalist,andhadlookedforwardtoafewdaysontheriver。HedidnotparticularlylikeordislikethePrimeMinister,butheintenselydislikedthealternativeofafewhoursinthetrain。Nevertheless,heacceptedPrimeMinistersasheacceptedrailwaytrains——aspartofasystemwhichhe,atleast,wasnottherevolutionistsentonearthtodestroy。SohetelephonedtoMarch,askinghim,withmanyapologeticcursesandfaintdamns,totaketheboatdowntheriverasarranged,thattheymightmeetatWillowoodbythetimesettled;thenhewentoutsideandhailedataxicabtotakehimtotherailwaystation。Therehepausedatthebookstalltoaddtohislightluggageanumberofcheapmurderstories,whichhereadwithgreatpleasure,andwithoutanypremonitionthathewasabouttowalkintoasstrangeastoryinreallife。
Alittlebeforesunsethearrived,withhislightsuitcaseinhand,beforethegateofthelongriversidegardensofWillowoodPlace,oneofthesmallerseatsofSirIsaacHook,themasterofmuchshippingandmanynewspapers。Heenteredbythegategivingontheroad,attheoppositesidetotheriver,buttherewasamixedqualityinallthatwaterylandscapewhichperpetuallyremindedatravelerthattheriverwasnear。Whitegleamsofwaterwouldshinesuddenlylikeswordsorspearsinthegreenthickets。
Andeveninthegardenitself,dividedintocourtsandcurtainedwithhedgesandhighgardentrees,therehungeverywhereintheairthemusicofwater。Thefirstofthegreencourtswhichheenteredappearedtobeasomewhatneglectedcroquetlawn,inwhichwasasolitaryyoungmanplayingcroquetagainsthimself。Yethewasnotanenthusiastforthegame,orevenforthegarden;andhissallowbutwell—featuredfacelookedrathersullenthanotherwise。Hewasonlyoneofthoseyoungmenwhocannotsupporttheburdenofconsciousnessunlesstheyaredoingsomething,andwhoseconceptionsofdoingsomethingarelimitedtoagameofsomekind。Hewasdarkandwell。dressedinalightholidayfashion,andFisherrecognizedhimatonceasayoungmannamedJamesBullen,called,forsomeunknownreason,Bunker。HewasthenephewofSirIsaac;
but,whatwasmuchmoreimportantatthemoment,hewasalsotheprivatesecretaryofthePrimeMinister。
\"Hullo,Bunker!\"observedHorneFisher。\"You’rethesortofmanIwantedtosee。Hasyourchiefcomedownyet?\"
\"He’sonlystayingfordinner,\"repliedBullen,withhiseyeontheyellowball。\"He’sgotagreatspeechto—morrowatBirminghamandhe’sgoingstraightthroughto—night。He’smotoringhimselfthere;drivingthecar,Imean。It’stheonethinghe’sreallyproudof。\"
\"Youmeanyou’restayingherewithyouruncle,likeagoodboy?\"repliedFisher。\"ButwhatwilltheChiefdoatBirminghamwithouttheepigramswhisperedtohimbyhisbrilliantsecretary?\"
\"Don’tyoustartraggingme,\"saidtheyoungmancalledBunker。\"I’monlytoogladnottogotrailingafterhim。Hedoesn’tknowathingaboutmapsormoneyorhotelsoranything,andIhavetodanceaboutlikeacourier。Asformyuncle,asI’msupposedtocomeintotheestate,it’sonlydecenttobeheresometimes。\"
\"Veryproper,\"repliedtheother。\"Well,Ishallseeyoulateron,\"and,crossingthelawn,hepassedoutthroughagapinthehedge。
Hewaswalkingacrossthelawntowardthelandingstageontheriver,andstillfeltallaroundhim,underthedomeofgoldenevening,anOldWorldsavorandreverberationinthatriverhauntedgarden。
Thenextsquareofturfwhichhecrossedseemedatfirstsightquitedeserted,tillhesawinthetwilightoftreesinonecornerofitahammockandinthehammockaman,readinganewspaperandswingingonelegovertheedgeofthenet。
Himalsohehailedbyname,andthemanslippedtothegroundandstrolledforward。Itseemedfatedthatheshouldfeelsomethingofthepastintheaccidentsofthatplace,forthefiguremightwellhavebeenanearly—Victorianghostrevisitingtheghostsofthecroquethoopsandmallets。Itwasthefigureofanelderlymanwithlongwhiskersthatlookedalmostfantastic,andaquaintandcarefulcutofcollarandcravat。Havingbeenafashionabledandyfortyyearsago,hehadmanagedtopreservethedandyismwhileignoringthefashions。Awhitetop—hatlaybesidetheMorningPostinthehammockbehindhim。ThiswastheDukeofWestmoreland,therelicofafamilyreallysomecenturiesold;andtheantiquitywasnotheraldrybuthistory。NobodyknewbetterthanFisherhowraresuchnoblemenareinfact,andhownumerousinfiction。ButwhetherthedukeowedthegeneralrespectheenjoyedtothegenuinenessofhispedigreeortothefactthatheownedavastamountofveryvaluablepropertywasapointaboutwhichMr。Fisher’sopinionmighthavebeenmoreinterestingtodiscover。
\"Youwerelookingsocomfortable,\"saidFisher,\"thatIthoughtyoumustbeoneoftheservants。I’mlookingforsomebodytotakethisbagofmine;I
haven’tbroughtamandown,asIcameawayinahurry。\"
\"NorhaveI,forthatmatter,\"repliedtheduke,withsomepride。\"Ineverdo。Ifthere’soneanimalaliveI
loatheit’savalet。Ilearnedtodressmyselfatanearlyageandwassupposedtodoitdecently。Imaybeinmysecondchildhood,butI’venotgosofarasbeingdressedlikeachild。\"
\"ThePrimeMinisterhasn’tbroughtavalet;he’sbroughtasecretaryinstead,\"observedFisher。
\"Devilishinferiorjob。Didn’tIhearthatHarkerwasdownhere?\"
\"He’soverthereonthelandingstage,\"repliedtheduke,indifferently,andresumedthestudyoftheMorningPost。
Fishermadehiswaybeyondthelastgreenwallofthegardenontoasortoftowingpathlookingontheriverandawoodenislandopposite。
There,indeed,hesawalean,darkfigurewithastoopalmostlikethatofavulture,aposturewellknowninthelawcourtsasthatofSirJohnHarker,theAttorney—General。Hisfacewaslinedwithheadwork,foraloneamongthethreeidlersinthegardenhewasamanwhohadmadehisownway;androundhisbaldbrowandhollowtemplesclungdullredhair,quiteflat,likeplatesofcopper。
\"Ihaven’tseenmyhostyet,\"saidHorneFisher,inaslightlymoreserioustonethanhehadusedtotheothers,\"butIsupposeIshallmeethimatdinner。\"
\"Youcanseehimnow;butyoucan’tmeethim,\"
answeredHarker。
Henoddedhisheadtowardoneendoftheislandopposite,and,lookingsteadilyinthesamedirection,theotherguestcouldseethedomeofabaldheadandthetopofafishingrod,bothequallymotionless,risingoutofthetallundergrowthagainstthebackgroundofthestreambeyond。Thefishermanseemedtobeseatedagainstthestumpofatreeandfacingtowardtheotherbank,sothathisfacecouldnotbeseen,buttheshapeofhisheadwasunmistakable。
\"Hedoesn’tliketobedisturbedwhenhe’sfishing,\"
continuedHarker。\"It’sasortoffadofhistoeatnothingbutfish,andhe’sveryproudofcatchinghisown。Ofcoursehe’sallforsimplicity,likesomanyofthesemillionaires。Helikestocomeinsayinghe’sworkedforhisdailybreadlikealaborer。\"
\"Doesheexplainhowheblowsalltheglassandstuffsalltheupholstery,\"askedFisher,\"andmakesallthesilverforks,andgrowsallthegrapesandpeaches,anddesignsallthepatternsonthecarpets?
I’vealwaysheardhewasabusyman。\"
\"Idon’tthinkhementionedit,\"answeredthelawyer。\"Whatisthemeaningofthissocialsatire?\"
\"Well,Iamatrifletired,\"saidFisher,\"oftheSimpleLifeandtheStrenuousLifeaslivedbyourlittleset。We’reallreallydependentinnearlyeverything,andweallmakeafussaboutbeingindependentinsomething。ThePrimeMinisterprideshimselfondoingwithoutachauffeur,buthecan’tdowithoutafactotumandJack—of—all—trades;andpooroldBunkerhastoplaythepartofauniversalgenius,whichGodknowshewasnevermeantfor。Thedukeprideshimselfondoingwithoutavalet,but,forallthat,hemustgivealotofpeopleaninfernallotoftroubletocollectsuchextraordinaryoldclothesashewears。HemusthavethemlookedupintheBritishMuseumorexcavatedoutofthetombs。Thatwhitehatalonemustrequireasortofexpeditionfittedouttofindit,liketheNorthPole。AndherewehaveoldHookpretendingtoproducehisownfishwhenhecouldn’tproducehisownfishknivesorfishforkstoeatitwith。Hemaybesimpleaboutsimplethingslikefood,butyoubethe’sluxuriousaboutluxuriousthings,especiallylittlethings。Idon’tincludeyou;you’veworkedtoohardtoenjoyplayingatwork。\"
\"Isometimesthink,\"saidHarker,\"thatyouconcealahorridsecretofbeingusefulsometimes。Haven’tyoucomedownheretoseeNumberOnebeforehegoesontoBirmingham?\"
HorneFisheranswered,inalowervoice:\"Yes;
andIhopetobeluckyenoughtocatchhimbeforedinner。He’sgottoseeSirIsaacaboutsomethingjustafterward。\"
\"Hullo!\"exclaimedHarker。\"SirIsaac’sfinishedhisfishing。Iknowheprideshimselfongettingupatsunriseandgoinginatsunset。\"
Theoldmanontheislandhadindeedrisentohisfeet,facingroundandshowingabushofgraybeardwithrathersmall,sunkenfeatures,butfierceeyebrowsandkeen,cholericeyes。Carefullycarryinghisfishingtackle,hewasalreadymakinghiswaybacktothemainlandacrossabridgeofflatstepping—stonesalittlewaydowntheshallowstream;thenheveeredround,comingtowardhisguestsandcivillysalutingthem。Therewereseveralfishinhisbasketandhewasinagoodtemper。
\"Yes,\"hesaid,acknowledgingFisher’spoliteexpressionofsurprise,\"Igetupbeforeanybodyelseinthehouse,Ithink。Theearlybirdcatchestheworm。\"
\"Unfortunately,\"saidHarker,\"itistheearlyfishthatcatchestheworm。\"
\"Buttheearlymancatchesthefish,\"repliedtheoldman,gruffly。
\"ButfromwhatIhear,SirIsaac,youarethelateman,too,\"interposedFisher。\"Youmustdowithverylittlesleep。\"
\"Ineverhadmuchtimeforsleeping,\"answeredHook,\"andIshallhavetobethelatemanto—night,anyhow。ThePrimeMinisterwantstohaveatalk,hetellsme,and,allthingsconsidered,Ithinkwe’dbetterbedressingfordinner。\"
Dinnerpassedoffthateveningwithoutawordofpoliticsandlittleenoughbutceremonialtrifles。
ThePrimeMinister,LordMerivale,whowasalong,slimmanwithcurlygrayhair,wasgravelycomplimentarytohishostabouthissuccessasafishermanandtheskillandpatiencehedisplayed;
theconversationflowedliketheshallowstreamthroughthestepping—stones。
\"Itwantspatiencetowaitforthem,nodoubt,\"saidSirIsaac,\"andskilltoplaythem,butI’mgenerallyprettyluckyatit。\"
\"Doesabigfisheverbreakthelineandgetaway?\"inquiredthepolitician,withrespectfulinterest。
\"NotthesortoflineIuse,\"answeredHook,withsatisfaction。\"Iratherspecializeintackle,asamatteroffact。Ifhewerestrongenoughtodothat,he’dbestrongenoughtopullmeintotheriver。\"
\"Agreatlosstothecommunity,\"saidthePrimeMinister,bowing。
Fisherhadlistenedtoallthesefutilitieswithinwardimpatience,waitingforhisownopportunity,andwhenthehostrosehesprangtohisfeetwithanalertnessherarelyshowed。HemanagedtocatchLordMerivalebeforeSirIsaacborehimoffforthefinalinterview。Hehadonlyafewwordstosay,buthewantedtogetthemsaid。
Hesaid,inalowvoiceasheopenedthedoorforthePremier,\"IhaveseenMontmirail;hesaysthatunlessweprotestimmediatelyonbehalfofDenmark,Swedenwillcertainlyseizetheports。\"
LordMerivalenodded。\"I’mjustgoingtohearwhatHookhastosayaboutit,\"hesaid。
\"Iimagine,\"saidFisher,withafaintsmile,\"thatthereisverylittledoubtwhathewillsayaboutit。\"
Merivaledidnotanswer,butloungedgracefullytowardthelibrary,whitherhishosthadalreadyprecededhim。Therestdriftedtowardthebilliardroom,Fishermerelyremarkingtothelawyer:\"Theywon’tbelong。Weknowthey’repracticallyinagreement。\"
\"HookentirelysupportsthePrimeMinister,\"
assentedHarker。
\"OrthePrimeMinisterentirelysupportsHook,\"
saidHorneFisher,andbeganidlytoknocktheballsaboutonthebilliardtable。
HorneFishercamedownnextmorninginalateandleisurelyfashion,aswashisreprehensiblehabit;
hehadevidentlynoappetiteforcatchingworms。Buttheotherguestsseemedtohavefeltasimilarindifference,andtheyhelpedthemselvestobreakfastfromthesideboardatintervalsduringthehoursverginguponlunch。Sothatitwasnotmanyhourslaterwhenthefirstsensationofthatstrangedaycameuponthem。Itcameintheformofayoungmanwithlighthairandacandidexpression,whocamescullingdowntheriveranddisembarkedatthelandingstage。Itwas,infact,nootherthanMr。
HaroldMarch,whosejourneyhadbegunfarawayuptheriverintheearliesthoursofthatday。Hearrivedlateintheafternoon,havingstoppedforteainalargeriversidetown,andhehadapinkeveningpaperstickingoutofhispocket。Hefellontheriversidegardenlikeaquietandwell—behavedthunderbolt,buthewasathunderboltwithoutknowingit。
Thefirstexchangeofsalutationsandintroductionswascommonplaceenough,andconsisted,indeed,oftheinevitablerepetitionofexcusesfortheeccentricseclusionofthehost。Hehadgonefishingagain,ofcourse,andmustnotbedisturbedtilltheappointedhour,thoughhesatwithinastone’sthrowofwheretheystood。
\"Youseeit’shisonlyhobby,\"observedHarker,apologetically,\"and,afterall,it’shisownhouse;andhe’sveryhospitableinotherways。\"
\"I’mratherafraid,\"saidFisher,inalowervoice,\"thatit’sbecomingmoreofamaniathanahobby。I
knowhowitiswhenamanofthatagebeginstocollectthings,ifit’sonlycollectingthoserottenlittleriverfish。YourememberTalbot’sunclewithhistoothpicks,andpooroldBuzzyandthewasteofcigarashes。Hookhasdonealotofbigthingsinhistime——thegreatdealintheSwedishtimbertradeandthePeaceConferenceatChicago——butIdoubtwhetherhecaresnowforanyofthosebigthingsashecaresforthoselittlefish。\"
\"Oh,come,come,\"protestedtheAttorney—General。
\"You’llmakeMr。Marchthinkhehascometocallonalunatic。Believeme,Hookonlydoesitforfun,likeanyothersport,onlyhe’softhekindthattakeshisfunsadly。ButIbetiftherewerebignewsabouttimberorshipping,hewoulddrophisfunandhisfishallright。\"
\"Well,Iwonder,\"saidHorneFisher,lookingsleepilyattheislandintheriver。
\"Bytheway,isthereanynewsofanything?\"askedHarkerofHaroldMarch。\"Iseeyou’vegotaneveningpaper;oneofthoseenterprisingeveningpapersthatcomeoutinthemorning。\"
\"ThebeginningofLordMerivale’sBirminghamspeech,\"repliedMarch,handinghimthepaper。\"It’sonlyaparagraph,butitseemstomerathergood。\"
Harkertookthepaper,flappedandrefoldedit,andlookedatthe\"StopPress\"news。Itwas,asMarchhadsaid,onlyaparagraph。ButitwasaparagraphthathadapeculiareffectonSirJohnHarker。Hisloweringbrowsliftedwithaflickerandhiseyesblinked,andforamomenthisleatheryjawwasloosened。Helookedinsomeoddfashionlikeaveryoldman。Then,hardeninghisvoiceandhandingthepapertoFisherwithoutatremor,hesimplysaid:
\"Well,here’sachanceforthebet。You’vegotyourbignewstodisturbtheoldman’sfishing。\"
HorneFisherwaslookingatthepaper,andoverhismorelanguidandlessexpressivefeaturesachangealsoseemedtopass。Eventhatlittleparagraphhadtwoorthreelargeheadlines,andhiseyeencountered,\"SensationalWarningtoSweden,\"
and,\"WeShallProtest。\"
\"Whatthedevil——\"hesaid,andhiswordssoftenedfirsttoawhisperandthenawhistle。
\"WemusttelloldHookatonce,orhe’llneverforgiveus,\"saidHarker。\"He’llprobablywanttoseeNumberOneinstantly,thoughitmaybetoolatenow。I’mgoingacrosstohimatonce。IbetI’llmakehimforgethisfish,anyhow。\"And,turninghisback,hemadehiswayhurriedlyalongtheriversidetothecausewayofflatstones。
MarchwasstaringatFisher,inamazementattheeffecthispinkpaperhadproduced。
\"Whatdoesitallmean?\"hecried。\"IalwayssupposedweshouldprotestindefenseoftheDanishports,fortheirsakesandourown。WhatisallthisbotherationaboutSirIsaacandtherestofyou?Doyouthinkitbadnews?\"
\"Badnews!\"repeatedFisher,withasortofsoftemphasisbeyondexpression。
\"Isitasbadasallthat?\"askedhisfriend,atlast。
\"Asbadasallthat?\"repeatedFisher。\"Whyofcourseit’sasgoodasitcanbe。It’sgreatnews。It’sgloriousnews!That’swherethedevilofitcomesin,toknockusallsilly。It’sadmirable。It’sinestimable。
Itisalsoquiteincredible。\"
Hegazedagainatthegrayandgreencolorsoftheislandandtheriver,andhisratherdrearyeyetraveledslowlyroundtothehedgesandthelawns。
\"Ifeltthisgardenwasasortofdream,\"hesaid,\"andIsupposeImustbedreaming。Butthereisgrassgrowingandwatermoving;andsomethingimpossiblehashappened。\"
Evenashespokethedarkfigurewithastooplikeavultureappearedinthegapofthehedgejustabovehim。
\"Youhavewonyourbet,\"saidHarker,inaharshandalmostcroakingvoice。\"Theoldfoolcaresfornothingbutfishing。Hecursedmeandtoldmehewouldtalknopolitics。\"
\"Ithoughtitmightbeso,\"saidFisher,modestly。
\"Whatareyougoingtodonext?\"
\"Ishallusetheoldidiot’stelephone,anyhow,\"
repliedthelawyer。\"Imustfindoutexactlywhathashappened。I’vegottospeakfortheGovernmentmyselfto—morrow。\"Andhehurriedawaytowardthehouse。
Inthesilencethatfollowed,averybewildeingsilencesofarasMarchwasconcerned,theysawthequaintfigureoftheDukeofWestmoreland,withhiswhitehatandwhiskers,approachingthemacrossthegarden。Fisherinstantlysteppedtowardhimwiththepinkpaperinhishand,and,withafewwords,pointedouttheapocalypticparagraph。Theduke,whohadbeenwalkingslowly,stoodquitestill,andforsomesecondshelookedlikeatailor’sdummystandingandstaringoutsidesomeantiquatedshop。
ThenMarchheardhisvoice,anditwashighandalmosthysterical:
\"Buthemustseeit;hemustbemadetounderstand。Itcannothavebeenputtohimproperly。\"Then,withacertainrecoveryoffullnessandevenpomposityinthevoice,\"Ishallgoandtellhimmyself。\"
Amongthequeerincidentsofthatafternoon,Marchalwaysrememberedsomethingalmostcomicalabouttheclearpictureoftheoldgentlemaninhiswonderfulwhitehatcarefullysteppingfromstonetostoneacrosstheriver,likeafigurecrossingthetrafficinPiccadilly。Thenhedisappearedbehindthetreesoftheisland,andMarchandFisherturnedtomeettheAttorney—General,whowascomingoutofthehousewithavisageofgrimassurance。
\"Everybodyissaying,\"hesaid,\"thatthePrimeMinisterhasmadethegreatestspeechofhislife。
Perorationandloudandprolongedcheers。Corruptfinanciersandheroicpeasants。WewillnotdesertDenmarkagain。\"
Fishernoddedandturnedawaytowardthetowingpath,wherehesawthedukereturningwitharatherdazedexpression。Inanswertoquestion,hesaid,inahuskyandconfidentialvoice:
\"Ireallythinkourpoorfriendcannotbehimself。
Herefusedtolisten;he——ah——suggestedthatImightfrightenthefish。\"
AkeenearmighthavedetectedamurmurfromMr。Fisheronthesubjectofawhitehat,butSirJohnHarkerstruckitmoredecisively:
\"Fisherwasquiteright。Ididn’tbelieveitmyself,butit’squiteclearthattheoldfellowisfixedonthisfishingnotionbynow。Ifthehousecaughtfirebehindhimhewouldhardlymovetillsunset。\"
Fisherhadcontinuedhisstrolltowardthehigherembankedgroundofthetowingpath,andhenowsweptalongandsearchinggaze,nottowardtheisland,buttowardthedistantwoodedheightsthatwerethewallsofthevalley。Aneveningskyasclearasthatofthepreviousdaywassettlingdownalloverthedimlandscape,buttowardthewestitwasnowredratherthangold;therewasscarcelyanysoundbutthemonotonousmusicoftheriver。Thencamethesoundofahalf—stifledexclamationfromHorneFisher,andHaroldMarchlookedupathiminwonder。
\"Youspokeofbadnews,\"saidFisher。\"Well,thereisreallybadnewsnow。Iamafraidthisisabadbusiness。\"
\"Whatbadnewsdoyoumean?\"askedhisfriend,consciousofsomethingstrangeandsinisterinhisvoice。
\"Thesunhasset,\"answeredFisher。
Hewentonwiththeairofoneconsciousofhavingsaidsomethingfatal。\"Wemustgetsomebodytogoacrosswhomhewillreallylistento。Hemaybemad,butthere’smethodinhismadness。Therenearlyalwaysismethodinmadness。
It’swhatdrivesmenmad,beingmethodical。Andhenevergoesonsittingthereaftersunset,withthewholeplacegettingdark。Where’shisnephew?I
believehe’sreallyfondofhisnephew。\"
\"Look!\"criedMarch,abruptly。\"Why,he’sbeenacrossalready。Thereheiscomingback。\"
And,lookinguptheriveroncemore,theysaw,darkagainstthesunsetreflections,thefigureofJamesBullensteppinghastilyandratherclumsilyfromstonetostone。Onceheslippedonastonewithaslightsplash。Whenherejoinedthegrouponthebankhisolivefacewasunnaturallypale。
Theotherfourmenhadalreadygatheredonthesamespotandalmostsimultaneouslywerecallingouttohim,\"Whatdoeshesaynow?\"
\"Nothing。Hesays——nothing。\"
Fisherlookedattheyoungmansteadilyforamoment;thenhestartedfromhisimmobility。and,makingamotiontoMarchtofollowhim,himselfstrodedowntotherivercrossing。Inafewmomentstheywereonthelittlebeatentrackthatranroundthewoodedisland,totheothersideofitwherethefishermansat。Thentheystoodandlookedathim,withoutaword。
SirIsaacHookwasstillsittingproppedupagainstthestumpofthetree,andthatforthebestofreasons。Alengthofhisowninfalliblefishinglinewastwistedandtightenedtwiceroundhisthroatandthentwiceroundthewoodenpropbehindhim。Theleadinginvestigatorranforwardandtouchedthefisherman’shand,anditwasascoldasafish。
\"Thesunhasset,\"saidHorneFisher,inthesameterribletones,\"andhewillneverseeitriseagain。\"
Tenminutesafterwardthefivemen,shakenbysuchashock,wereagaintogetherinthegarden,lookingatoneanotherwithwhitebutwatchfulfaces。
Thelawyerseemedthemostalertofthegroup;hewasarticulateifsomewhatabrupt。
\"Wemustleavethebodyasitisandtelephoneforthepolice,\"hesaid。\"Ithinkmyownauthoritywillstretchtoexaminingtheservantsandthepoorfellow’spapers,toseeifthereisanythingthatconcernsthem。Ofcourse,noneofyougentlemenmustleavethisplace。\"
Perhapstherewassomethinginhisrapidandrigorouslegalitythatsuggestedtheclosingofanetortrap。Anyhow,youngBullensuddenlybrokedown,orperhapsblewup,forhisvoicewaslikeanexplosioninthesilentgarden。
\"Inevertouchedhim,\"hecried。\"IswearIhadnothingtodowithit!\"
\"Whosaidyouhad?\"demandedHarker,withahardeye。\"Whydoyoucryoutbeforeyou’rehurt?\"
\"Becauseyoualllookatmelikethat,\"criedtheyoungman,angrily。\"DoyouthinkIdon’tknowyou’realwaystalkingaboutmydamneddebtsandexpectations?\"
RathertoMarch’ssurprise,Fisherhaddrawnawayfromthisfirstcollision,leadingthedukewithhimtoanotherpartofthegarden。Whenhewasoutofearshotoftheothershesaid,withacurioussimplicityofmanner:
\"Westmoreland,Iamgoingstraighttothepoint。\"
\"Well?\"saidtheother,staringathimstolidly。