第4章

Withoutmorewordsthegreatcriminalinvestigatorwentintothelightedlibrary,shuttingthedoorbehindhim,andFisher,withoutreplying,turnedandbegantotalkquietlytoTravers。\"Itiscurious,\"hesaid,\"thatthethingshouldhappenjustinfrontofthatplace。\"

\"Itwouldcertainlybeverycurious,\"repliedTravers,\"iftheplaceplayedanypartinit。\"

\"Ithink,\"repliedFisher,\"thatthepartitdidn’tplayismorecuriousstill。\"

AndwiththeseapparentlymeaninglesswordsheturnedtotheshakenBoyleand,takinghisarm,begantowalkhimupanddowninthemoonlight,talkinginlowtones。

DawnhadbeguntobreakabruptandwhitewhenCuthbertGrayneturnedoutthelightsinthelibraryandcameoutontothelinks。Fisherwasloungingaboutalone,inhislistlessfashion;butthepolicemessengerforwhomhehadsentwasstandingatattentioninthebackground。

\"IsentBoyleoffwithTravers,\"observedFisher,carelessly;\"he’lllookafterhim,andhe’dbetterhavesomesleep,anyhow。\"

\"Didyougetanythingoutofhim?\"askedGrayne。

\"DidhetellyouwhatheandHastingsweredoing?\"

\"Yes,\"answeredFisher,\"hegavemeaprettyclearaccount,afterall。HesaidthatafterLadyHastingswentoffinthecarthegeneralaskedhimtotakecoffeewithhiminthelibraryandlookupapointaboutlocalantiquities。HehimselfwasbeginningtolookforBudge’sbookinoneoftherevolvingbookstandswhenthegeneralfounditinoneofthebookshelvesonthewall。Afterlookingatsomeoftheplatestheywentout,itwouldseem,ratherabruptly,ontothelinks,andwalkedtowardtheoldwell;andwhileBoylewaslookingintoitheheardathudbehindhim,andturnedroundtofindthegenerallyingaswefoundhim。Hehimselfdroppedonhiskneestoexaminethebody,andthenwasparalyzedwithasortofterrorandcouldnotcomenearertoitortouchit。

ButIthinkverylittleofthat;peoplecaughtinarealshockofsurprisearesometimesfoundinthequeerestpostures。\"

Grayneworeagrimsmileofattention,andsaid,afterashortsilence:

\"Well,hehasn’ttoldyoumanylies。It’sreallyacreditablyclearandconsistentaccountofwhathappened,witheverythingofimportanceleftout。\"

\"Haveyoudiscoveredanythinginthere?\"askedFisher。

\"Ihavediscoveredeverything,\"answeredGrayne。

Fishermaintainedasomewhatgloomysilence,astheotherresumedhisexplanationinquietandassuredtones。

\"Youwerequiteright,Fisher,whenyousaidthatyoungfellowwasindangerofgoingdowndarkwaystowardthepit。Whetherorno,asyoufancied,thejoltyougavetohisviewofthegeneralhadanythingtodowithit,hehasnotbeentreatingthegeneralwellforsometime。It’sanunpleasantbusiness,andIdon’twanttodwellonit;butit’sprettyplainthathiswifewasnottreatinghimwell,either。Idon’tknowhowfaritwent,butitwentasfarasconcealment,anyhow;forwhenLadyHastingsspoketoBoyleitwastotellhimshehadhiddenanoteintheBudgebookinthelibrary。Thegeneraloverheard,orcamesomehowtoknow,andhewentstraighttothebookandfoundit。HeconfrontedBoylewithit,andtheyhadascene,ofcourse。AndBoylewasconfrontedwithsomethingelse;hewasconfrontedwithanawfulalternative,inwhichthelifeofoneoldmanmeantruinandhisdeathmeanttriumphandevenhappiness。\"

\"Well,\"observedFisher,atlast,\"Idon’tblamehimfornottellingyouthewoman’spartofthestory。Buthowdoyouknowabouttheletter?\"

\"Ifounditonthegeneral’sbody,\"answeredGrayne,\"butIfoundworsethingsthanthat。

ThebodyhadstiffenedinthewayratherpeculiartopoisonsofacertainAsiaticsort。ThenI

examinedthecoffeecups,andIknewenoughchemistrytofindpoisoninthedregsofoneofthem。Now,theGeneralwentstraighttothebookcase,leavinghiscupofcoffeeonthebookstandinthemiddleoftheroom。Whilehisbackwasturned,andBoylewaspretendingtoexaminethebookstand,hewasleftalonewiththecoffeecup。Thepoisontakesabouttenminutestoact,andtenminutes’walkwouldbringthemtothebottomlesswell。\"

\"Yes,\"remarkedFisher,\"andwhataboutthebottomlesswell?\"

\"Whathasthebottomlesswellgottodowithit?\"

askedhisfriend。

\"Ithasnothingtodowithit,\"repliedFisher。\"ThatiswhatIfindutterlyconfoundingandincredible。\"

\"Andwhyshouldthatparticularholeinthegroundhaveanythingtodowithit?\"

\"Itisaparticularholeinyourcase,\"saidFisher。

\"ButIwon’tinsistonthatjustnow。Bytheway,thereisanotherthingIoughttotellyou。IsaidIsentBoyleawayinchargeofTravers。ItwouldbejustastruetosayIsentTraversinchargeofBoyle。\"

\"Youdon’tmeantosayyoususpectTomTravers?\"criedtheother。

her。

\"HewasadealbittereragainstthegeneralthanBoyleeverwas,\"observedHorneFisher,withacuriousindifference。

\"Man,you’renotsayingwhatyoumean,\"criedGrayne。\"ItellyouIfoundthepoisoninoneofthecoffeecups。\"

\"TherewasalwaysSaid,ofcourse,\"addedFisher,\"eitherforhatredorhire。Weagreedhewascapableofalmostanything。\"

\"Andweagreedhewasincapableofhurtinghismaster,\"retortedGrayne。

\"Well,well,\"saidFisher,amiably,\"Idaresayyouareright;butIshouldjustliketohavealookatthelibraryandthecoffeecups。\"

Hepassedinside,whileGrayneturnedtothepolicemaninattendanceandhandedhimascribblednote,tobetelegraphedfromheadquarters。Themansalutedandhurriedoff;andGrayne,followinghisfriendintothelibrary,foundhimbesidethebookstandinthemiddleoftheroom,onwhichweretheemptycups。

\"ThisiswhereBoylelookedforBudge,orpretendedtolookforhim,accordingtoyouraccount,\"hesaid。

AsFisherspokehebentdowninahalf—crouchingattitude,tolookatthevolumesinthelow,revolvingshelf,forthewholebookstandwasnotmuchhigherthananordinarytable。Thenextmomenthesprangupasifhehadbeenstung。

\"Oh,myGod!\"hecried。

Veryfewpeople,ifany,hadeverseenMr。

HorneFisherbehaveashebehavedjustthen。Heflashedaglanceatthedoor,sawthattheopenwindowwasnearer,wentoutofitwithaflyingleap,asifoverahurdle,andwentracingacrosstheturf,inthetrackofthedisappearingpoliceman。Grayne,whostoodstaringafterhim,soonsawhistall,loosefigure,returning,restoredtoallitsnormallimpnessandairofleisure。Hewasfanninghimselfslowlywithapieceofpaper,thetelegramhehadsoviolentlyintercepted。

\"LuckyIstoppedthat,\"heobserved。\"Wemustkeepthisaffairasquietasdeath。Hastingsmustdieofapoplexyorheartdisease。\"

\"Whatonearthisthetrouble?\"demandedtheotherinvestigator。

\"Thetroubleis,\"saidFisher,\"thatinafewdaysweshouldhavehadaveryagreeablealternative——ofhanginganinnocentmanorknockingtheBritishEmpiretohell。\"

\"Doyoumeantosay,\"askedGrayne,\"thatthisinfernalcrimeisnottobepunished?\"

Fisherlookedathimsteadily。

\"Itisalreadypunished,\"hesaid。

Afteramoment’spausehewenton。\"Youreconstructedthecrimewithadmirableskill,oldchap,andnearlyallyousaidwastrue。Twomenwithtwocoffeecupsdidgointothelibraryanddidputtheircupsonthebookstandanddidgotogethertothewell,andoneofthemwasamurdererandhadputpoisonintheother’scup。ButitwasnotdonewhileBoylewaslookingattherevolvingbookcase。Hedidlookatit,though,searchingfortheBudgebookwiththenoteinit,butI

fancythatHastingshadalreadymovedittotheshelvesonthewall。Itwaspartofthatgrimgamethatheshouldfinditfirst。

\"Now,howdoesamansearcharevolvingbookcase?Hedoesnotgenerallyhopallrounditinasquattingattitude,likeafrog。Hesimplygivesitatouchandmakesitrevolve。\"

Hewasfrowningatthefloorashespoke,andtherewasalightunderhisheavylidsthatwasnotoftenseenthere。Themysticismthatwasburieddeepunderallthecynicismofhisexperiencewasawakeandmovinginthedepths。Hisvoicetookunexpectedturnsandinflections,almostasiftwomenwerespeaking。

\"ThatwaswhatBoyledid;hebarelytouchedthething,anditwentroundaselasilyastheworldgoesround。Yes,verymuchastheworldgoesround,forthehandthatturneditwasnothis。God,whoturnsthewheelofallthestars,touchedthatwheelandbroughtitfullcircle,thatHisdreadfuljusticemightreturn。\"

\"Iambeginning,\"saidGrayne,slowly,\"tohavesomehazyandhorribleideaofwhatyoumean。\"

\"Itisverysimple,\"saidFisher,\"whenBoylestraightenedhimselffromhisstoopingposture,somethinghadhappenedwhichhehadnotnoticed,whichhisenemyhadnotnoticed,whichnobodyhadnoticed。Thetwocoffeecupshadexactlychangedplaces。\"

TherockyfaceofGrayneseemedtohavesustainedashockinsilence;notalineofitaltered,buthisvoicewhenitcamewasunexpectedlyweakened。

\"Iseewhatyoumean,\"hesaid,\"and,asyousay,thelesssaidaboutitthebetter。Itwasnottheloverwhotriedtogetridofthehusband,but——theotherthing。Andatalelikethataboutamanlikethatwouldruinushere。Hadyouanyguessofthisatthestart?\"

\"Thebottomlesswell,asItoldyou,\"answeredFisher,quietly;\"thatwaswhatstumpedmefromthestart。Notbecauseithadanythingtodowithit,becauseithadnothingtodowithit。\"

Hepausedamoment,asifchoosinganapproach,andthenwenton:\"Whenamanknowshisenemywillbedeadintenminutes,andtakeshimtotheedgeofanunfathomablepit,hemeanstothrowhisbodyintoit。Whatelseshouldhedo?Abornfoolwouldhavethesensetodoit,andBoyleisnotabornfool。

Well,whydidnotBoyledoit?ThemoreIthoughtofitthemoreIsuspectedtherewassomemistakeinthemurder,sotospeak。Somebodyhadtakensomebodytheretothrowhimin,andyethewasnotthrownin。Ihadalreadyanugly,unformedideaofsomesubstitutionorreversalofparts;thenIstoopedtoturnthebookstandmyself,byaccident,andI

instantlykneweverything,forIsawthetwocupsrevolveoncemore,likemoonsinthesky。\"

Afterapause,CuthbertGraynesaid,\"Andwhatarewetosaytothenewspapers?\"

\"Myfriend,HaroldMarch,iscomingalongfromCairoto—day,\"saidFisher。\"Heisaverybrilliantandsuccessfuljournalist。Butforallthathe’sathoroughlyhonorableman,soyoumustnottellhimthetruth。\"

HalfanhourlaterFisherwasagainwalkingtoandfroinfrontoftheclubhouse,withCaptainBoyle,thelatterbythistimewithaverybuffetedandbewilderedair;perhapsasadderandawiserman。

\"Whataboutme,then?\"hewassaying。\"AmI

cleared?AmInotgoingtobecleared?\"

\"Ibelieveandhope,\"answeredFisher,\"thatyouarenotgoingtobesuspected。Butyouarecertainlynotgoingtobecleared。Theremustbenosuspicionagainsthim,andthereforenosuspicionagainstyou。

Anysuspicionagainsthim,letalonesuchastoryagainsthim,wouldknockusendwaysfromMaltatoMandalay。HewasaheroaswellasaholyterroramongtheMoslems。Indeed,youmightalmostcallhimaMoslemherointheEnglishservice。OfcoursehegotonwiththempartlybecauseofhisownlittledoseofEasternblood;hegotitfromhismother,thedancerfromDamascus;everybodyknowsthat。\"

\"Oh,\"repeatedBoyle,mechanically,staringathimwithroundeyes,\"everybodyknowsthat。\"

\"Idaresaytherewasatouchofitinhisjealousyandferociousvengeance,\"wentonFisher。\"But,forallthat,thecrimewouldruinusamongtheArabs,allthemorebecauseitwassomethinglikeacrimeagainsthospitality。It’sbeenhatefulforyouandit’sprettyhorridforme。Buttherearesomethingsthatdamnedwellcan’tbedone,andwhileI’malivethat’soneofthem。\"

\"Whatdoyoumean?\"askedBoyle,glancingathimcuriously。\"Whyshouldyou,ofallpeople,besopassionateaboutit?\"

HorneFisherlookedattheyoungmanwithabafflingexpression。

\"Isuppose,\"hesaid,\"it’sbecauseI’maLittleEnglander。\"

\"Icannevermakeoutwhatyoumeanbythatsortofthing,\"answeredBoyle,doubtfully。

\"DoyouthinkEnglandissolittleasallthat?\"saidFisher,withawarmthinhiscoldvoice,\"thatitcan’tholdamanacrossafewthousandmiles。Youlecturedmewithalotofidealpatriotism,myyoungfriend;butit’spracticalpatriotismnowforyouandme,andwithnoliestohelpit。Youtalkedasifeverythingalwayswentrightwithusallovertheworld,inatriumphantcrescendoculminatinginHastings。Itellyoueverythinghasgonewrongwithushere,exceptHastings。Hewastheonenamewehadlefttoconjurewith,andthatmustn’tgoaswell,no,byGod!

It’sbadenoughthatagangofinfernalJewsshouldplantushere,wherethere’snoearthlyEnglishinteresttoserve,andallhellbeatingupagainstus,simplybecauseNoseyZimmernhaslentmoneytohalftheCabinet。It’sbadenoughthatanoldpawnbrokerfromBagdadshouldmakeusfighthisbattles;wecan’tfightwithourrighthandcutoff。OuronescorewasHastingsandhisvictory,whichwasreallysomebodyelse’svictory。TomTravershastosuffer,andsohaveyou。\"

Then,afteramoment’ssilence,hepointedtowardthebottomlesswellandsaid,inaquietertone:

\"ItoldyouthatIdidn’tbelieveinthephilosophyoftheTowerofAladdin。Idon’tbelieveintheEmpiregrowinguntilitreachesthesky;Idon’tbelieveintheUnionJackgoingupandupeternallyliketheTower。

ButifyouthinkIamgoingtolettheUnionJackgodownanddowneternally,likethebottomlesswell,downintotheblacknessofthebottomlesspit,downindefeatandderision,amidthejeersoftheveryJewswhohavesuckedusdry——noIwon’t,andthat’sflat;notiftheChancellorwereblackmailedbytwentymillionaireswiththeirgutterrags,notifthePrimeMinistermarriedtwentyYankeeJewesses,notifWoodvilleandCarstairshadsharesintwentyswindlingmines。Ifthethingisreallytottering,Godhelpit,itmustn’tbewewhotipitover。\"

Boylewasregardinghimwithabewildermentthatwasalmostfear,andhadevenatouchofdistaste。

\"Somehow,\"hesaid,\"thereseemstobesomethingratherhorridaboutthethingsyouknow。\"

\"Thereis,\"repliedHorneFisher。\"Iamnotatallpleasedwithmysmallstockofknowledgeandreflection。Butasitispartlyresponsibleforyournotbeinghanged,Idon’tknowthatyouneedcomplainofit。\"

And,asifalittleashamedofhisfirstboast,heturnedandstrolledawaytowardthebottomlesswell。

V。THEFADOFTHEFISHERMAN

Athingcansometimesbetooextraordinarytoberemembered。Ifitiscleanoutofthecourseofthings,andhasapparentlynocausesandnoconsequences,subsequenteventsdonotrecallit,anditremainsonlyasubconsciousthing,tobestirredbysomeaccidentlongafter。Itdriftsapartlikeaforgottendream;anditwasinthehourofmanydreams,atdaybreakandverysoonaftertheendofdark,thatsuchastrangesightwasgiventoamanscullingaboatdownariverintheWestcountry。Themanwasawake;indeed,heconsideredhimselfratherwideawake,beingthepoliticaljournalist,HaroldMarch,onhiswaytointerviewvariouspoliticalcelebritiesintheircountryseats。Butthethinghesawwassoinconsequentthatitmighthavebeenimaginary。Itsimplyslippedpasthismindandwaslostinlaterandutterlydifferentevents;nordidheevenrecoverthememorytillhehadlongafterwarddiscoveredthemeaning。

Palemistsofmorninglayonthefieldsandtherushesalongonemarginoftheriver;alongtheothersideranawalloftawnybrickalmostoverhangingthewater。Hehadshippedhisoarsandwasdriftingforamomentwiththestream,whenheturnedhisheadandsawthatthemonotonyofthelongbrickwallwasbrokenbyabridge;ratheraneleganteighteenth—centurysortofbridgewithlittlecolumnsofwhitestoneturninggray。Therehadbeenfloodsandtheriverstillstoodveryhigh,withdwarfishtreeswaistdeepinit,andratheranarrowarcofwhitedawngleamedunderthecurveofthebridge。

Ashisownboatwentunderthedarkarchwayhesawanotherboatcomingtowardhim,rowedbyamanassolitaryashimself。Hisposturepreventedmuchbeingseenofhim,butashenearedthebridgehestoodupintheboatandturnedround。Hewasalreadysoclosetothedarkentry,however,thathiswholefigurewasblackagainstthemorninglight,andMarchcouldseenothingofhisfaceexcepttheendoftwolongwhiskersormustachesthatgavesomethingsinistertothesilhouette,likehornsinthewrongplace。

EventhesedetailsMarchwouldneverhavenoticedbutforwhathappenedinthesameinstant。Asthemancameunderthelowbridgehemadealeapatitandhung,withhislegsdangling,lettingtheboatfloatawayfromunderhim。Marchhadamomentaryvisionoftwoblackkickinglegs;thenofoneblackkickingleg;andthenofnothingexcepttheeddyingstreamandthelongperspectiveofthewall。Butwheneverhethoughtofitagain,longafterward,whenheunderstoodthestoryinwhichitfigured,itwasalwaysfixedinthatonefantasticshape——asifthosewildlegswereagrotesquegravenornamentofthebridgeitself,inthemannerofagargoyle。Atthemomenthemerelypassed,staring,downthestream。

Hecouldseenoflyingfigureonthebridge,soitmusthavealreadyfled;buthewashalfconsciousofsomefaintsignificanceinthefactthatamongthetreesroundthebridgeheadoppositethewallhesawalamp—post;and,besidethelamp—post,thebroadbluebackofanunconsciouspoliceman。

Evenbeforereachingtheshrineofhispoliticalpilgrimagehehadmanyotherthingstothinkofbesidestheoddincidentofthebridge;forthemanagementofaboatbyasolitarymanwasnotalwayseasyevenonsuchasolitarystream。Andindeeditwasonlybyanunforeseenaccidentthathewassolitary。Theboathadbeenpurchasedandthewholeexpeditionplannedinconjunctionwithafriend,whohadatthelastmomentbeenforcedtoalterallhisarrangements。HaroldMarchwastohavetraveledwithhisfriendHorneFisheronthatinlandvoyagetoWillowoodPlace,wherethePrimeMinisterwasaguestatthemoment。MoreandmorepeoplewerehearingofHaroldMarch,forhisstrikingpoliticalarticleswereopeningtohimthedoorsoflargerandlargersalons;buthehadnevermetthePrimeMinisteryet。ScarcelyanybodyamongthegeneralpublichadeverheardofHorneFisher;buthehadknownthePrimeMinisterallhislife。Forthesereasons,hadthetwotakentheprojectedjourneytogether,MarchmighthavebeenslightlydisposedtohastenitandFishervaguelycontenttolengthenitout。

ForFisherwasoneofthosepeoplewhoarebornknowingthePrimeMinister。Theknowledgeseemedtohavenoveryexhilaranteffect,andinhiscaseboresomeresemblancetobeingborntired。Buthewasdistinctlyannoyedtoreceive,justashewasdoingalittlelightpackingoffishingtackleandcigarsforthejourney,atelegramfromWillowoodaskinghimtocomedownatoncebytrain,asthePrimeMinisterhadtoleavethatnight。Fisherknewthathisfriendthejournalistcouldnotpossiblystarttillthenextday,andhelikedhisfriendthejournalist,andhadlookedforwardtoafewdaysontheriver。HedidnotparticularlylikeordislikethePrimeMinister,butheintenselydislikedthealternativeofafewhoursinthetrain。Nevertheless,heacceptedPrimeMinistersasheacceptedrailwaytrains——aspartofasystemwhichhe,atleast,wasnottherevolutionistsentonearthtodestroy。SohetelephonedtoMarch,askinghim,withmanyapologeticcursesandfaintdamns,totaketheboatdowntheriverasarranged,thattheymightmeetatWillowoodbythetimesettled;thenhewentoutsideandhailedataxicabtotakehimtotherailwaystation。Therehepausedatthebookstalltoaddtohislightluggageanumberofcheapmurderstories,whichhereadwithgreatpleasure,andwithoutanypremonitionthathewasabouttowalkintoasstrangeastoryinreallife。

Alittlebeforesunsethearrived,withhislightsuitcaseinhand,beforethegateofthelongriversidegardensofWillowoodPlace,oneofthesmallerseatsofSirIsaacHook,themasterofmuchshippingandmanynewspapers。Heenteredbythegategivingontheroad,attheoppositesidetotheriver,buttherewasamixedqualityinallthatwaterylandscapewhichperpetuallyremindedatravelerthattheriverwasnear。Whitegleamsofwaterwouldshinesuddenlylikeswordsorspearsinthegreenthickets。

Andeveninthegardenitself,dividedintocourtsandcurtainedwithhedgesandhighgardentrees,therehungeverywhereintheairthemusicofwater。Thefirstofthegreencourtswhichheenteredappearedtobeasomewhatneglectedcroquetlawn,inwhichwasasolitaryyoungmanplayingcroquetagainsthimself。Yethewasnotanenthusiastforthegame,orevenforthegarden;andhissallowbutwell—featuredfacelookedrathersullenthanotherwise。Hewasonlyoneofthoseyoungmenwhocannotsupporttheburdenofconsciousnessunlesstheyaredoingsomething,andwhoseconceptionsofdoingsomethingarelimitedtoagameofsomekind。Hewasdarkandwell。dressedinalightholidayfashion,andFisherrecognizedhimatonceasayoungmannamedJamesBullen,called,forsomeunknownreason,Bunker。HewasthenephewofSirIsaac;

but,whatwasmuchmoreimportantatthemoment,hewasalsotheprivatesecretaryofthePrimeMinister。

\"Hullo,Bunker!\"observedHorneFisher。\"You’rethesortofmanIwantedtosee。Hasyourchiefcomedownyet?\"

\"He’sonlystayingfordinner,\"repliedBullen,withhiseyeontheyellowball。\"He’sgotagreatspeechto—morrowatBirminghamandhe’sgoingstraightthroughto—night。He’smotoringhimselfthere;drivingthecar,Imean。It’stheonethinghe’sreallyproudof。\"

\"Youmeanyou’restayingherewithyouruncle,likeagoodboy?\"repliedFisher。\"ButwhatwilltheChiefdoatBirminghamwithouttheepigramswhisperedtohimbyhisbrilliantsecretary?\"

\"Don’tyoustartraggingme,\"saidtheyoungmancalledBunker。\"I’monlytoogladnottogotrailingafterhim。Hedoesn’tknowathingaboutmapsormoneyorhotelsoranything,andIhavetodanceaboutlikeacourier。Asformyuncle,asI’msupposedtocomeintotheestate,it’sonlydecenttobeheresometimes。\"

\"Veryproper,\"repliedtheother。\"Well,Ishallseeyoulateron,\"and,crossingthelawn,hepassedoutthroughagapinthehedge。

Hewaswalkingacrossthelawntowardthelandingstageontheriver,andstillfeltallaroundhim,underthedomeofgoldenevening,anOldWorldsavorandreverberationinthatriverhauntedgarden。

Thenextsquareofturfwhichhecrossedseemedatfirstsightquitedeserted,tillhesawinthetwilightoftreesinonecornerofitahammockandinthehammockaman,readinganewspaperandswingingonelegovertheedgeofthenet。

Himalsohehailedbyname,andthemanslippedtothegroundandstrolledforward。Itseemedfatedthatheshouldfeelsomethingofthepastintheaccidentsofthatplace,forthefiguremightwellhavebeenanearly—Victorianghostrevisitingtheghostsofthecroquethoopsandmallets。Itwasthefigureofanelderlymanwithlongwhiskersthatlookedalmostfantastic,andaquaintandcarefulcutofcollarandcravat。Havingbeenafashionabledandyfortyyearsago,hehadmanagedtopreservethedandyismwhileignoringthefashions。Awhitetop—hatlaybesidetheMorningPostinthehammockbehindhim。ThiswastheDukeofWestmoreland,therelicofafamilyreallysomecenturiesold;andtheantiquitywasnotheraldrybuthistory。NobodyknewbetterthanFisherhowraresuchnoblemenareinfact,andhownumerousinfiction。ButwhetherthedukeowedthegeneralrespectheenjoyedtothegenuinenessofhispedigreeortothefactthatheownedavastamountofveryvaluablepropertywasapointaboutwhichMr。Fisher’sopinionmighthavebeenmoreinterestingtodiscover。

\"Youwerelookingsocomfortable,\"saidFisher,\"thatIthoughtyoumustbeoneoftheservants。I’mlookingforsomebodytotakethisbagofmine;I

haven’tbroughtamandown,asIcameawayinahurry。\"

\"NorhaveI,forthatmatter,\"repliedtheduke,withsomepride。\"Ineverdo。Ifthere’soneanimalaliveI

loatheit’savalet。Ilearnedtodressmyselfatanearlyageandwassupposedtodoitdecently。Imaybeinmysecondchildhood,butI’venotgosofarasbeingdressedlikeachild。\"

\"ThePrimeMinisterhasn’tbroughtavalet;he’sbroughtasecretaryinstead,\"observedFisher。

\"Devilishinferiorjob。Didn’tIhearthatHarkerwasdownhere?\"

\"He’soverthereonthelandingstage,\"repliedtheduke,indifferently,andresumedthestudyoftheMorningPost。

Fishermadehiswaybeyondthelastgreenwallofthegardenontoasortoftowingpathlookingontheriverandawoodenislandopposite。

There,indeed,hesawalean,darkfigurewithastoopalmostlikethatofavulture,aposturewellknowninthelawcourtsasthatofSirJohnHarker,theAttorney—General。Hisfacewaslinedwithheadwork,foraloneamongthethreeidlersinthegardenhewasamanwhohadmadehisownway;androundhisbaldbrowandhollowtemplesclungdullredhair,quiteflat,likeplatesofcopper。

\"Ihaven’tseenmyhostyet,\"saidHorneFisher,inaslightlymoreserioustonethanhehadusedtotheothers,\"butIsupposeIshallmeethimatdinner。\"

\"Youcanseehimnow;butyoucan’tmeethim,\"

answeredHarker。

Henoddedhisheadtowardoneendoftheislandopposite,and,lookingsteadilyinthesamedirection,theotherguestcouldseethedomeofabaldheadandthetopofafishingrod,bothequallymotionless,risingoutofthetallundergrowthagainstthebackgroundofthestreambeyond。Thefishermanseemedtobeseatedagainstthestumpofatreeandfacingtowardtheotherbank,sothathisfacecouldnotbeseen,buttheshapeofhisheadwasunmistakable。

\"Hedoesn’tliketobedisturbedwhenhe’sfishing,\"

continuedHarker。\"It’sasortoffadofhistoeatnothingbutfish,andhe’sveryproudofcatchinghisown。Ofcoursehe’sallforsimplicity,likesomanyofthesemillionaires。Helikestocomeinsayinghe’sworkedforhisdailybreadlikealaborer。\"

\"Doesheexplainhowheblowsalltheglassandstuffsalltheupholstery,\"askedFisher,\"andmakesallthesilverforks,andgrowsallthegrapesandpeaches,anddesignsallthepatternsonthecarpets?

I’vealwaysheardhewasabusyman。\"

\"Idon’tthinkhementionedit,\"answeredthelawyer。\"Whatisthemeaningofthissocialsatire?\"

\"Well,Iamatrifletired,\"saidFisher,\"oftheSimpleLifeandtheStrenuousLifeaslivedbyourlittleset。We’reallreallydependentinnearlyeverything,andweallmakeafussaboutbeingindependentinsomething。ThePrimeMinisterprideshimselfondoingwithoutachauffeur,buthecan’tdowithoutafactotumandJack—of—all—trades;andpooroldBunkerhastoplaythepartofauniversalgenius,whichGodknowshewasnevermeantfor。Thedukeprideshimselfondoingwithoutavalet,but,forallthat,hemustgivealotofpeopleaninfernallotoftroubletocollectsuchextraordinaryoldclothesashewears。HemusthavethemlookedupintheBritishMuseumorexcavatedoutofthetombs。Thatwhitehatalonemustrequireasortofexpeditionfittedouttofindit,liketheNorthPole。AndherewehaveoldHookpretendingtoproducehisownfishwhenhecouldn’tproducehisownfishknivesorfishforkstoeatitwith。Hemaybesimpleaboutsimplethingslikefood,butyoubethe’sluxuriousaboutluxuriousthings,especiallylittlethings。Idon’tincludeyou;you’veworkedtoohardtoenjoyplayingatwork。\"

\"Isometimesthink,\"saidHarker,\"thatyouconcealahorridsecretofbeingusefulsometimes。Haven’tyoucomedownheretoseeNumberOnebeforehegoesontoBirmingham?\"

HorneFisheranswered,inalowervoice:\"Yes;

andIhopetobeluckyenoughtocatchhimbeforedinner。He’sgottoseeSirIsaacaboutsomethingjustafterward。\"

\"Hullo!\"exclaimedHarker。\"SirIsaac’sfinishedhisfishing。Iknowheprideshimselfongettingupatsunriseandgoinginatsunset。\"

Theoldmanontheislandhadindeedrisentohisfeet,facingroundandshowingabushofgraybeardwithrathersmall,sunkenfeatures,butfierceeyebrowsandkeen,cholericeyes。Carefullycarryinghisfishingtackle,hewasalreadymakinghiswaybacktothemainlandacrossabridgeofflatstepping—stonesalittlewaydowntheshallowstream;thenheveeredround,comingtowardhisguestsandcivillysalutingthem。Therewereseveralfishinhisbasketandhewasinagoodtemper。

\"Yes,\"hesaid,acknowledgingFisher’spoliteexpressionofsurprise,\"Igetupbeforeanybodyelseinthehouse,Ithink。Theearlybirdcatchestheworm。\"

\"Unfortunately,\"saidHarker,\"itistheearlyfishthatcatchestheworm。\"

\"Buttheearlymancatchesthefish,\"repliedtheoldman,gruffly。

\"ButfromwhatIhear,SirIsaac,youarethelateman,too,\"interposedFisher。\"Youmustdowithverylittlesleep。\"

\"Ineverhadmuchtimeforsleeping,\"answeredHook,\"andIshallhavetobethelatemanto—night,anyhow。ThePrimeMinisterwantstohaveatalk,hetellsme,and,allthingsconsidered,Ithinkwe’dbetterbedressingfordinner。\"

Dinnerpassedoffthateveningwithoutawordofpoliticsandlittleenoughbutceremonialtrifles。

ThePrimeMinister,LordMerivale,whowasalong,slimmanwithcurlygrayhair,wasgravelycomplimentarytohishostabouthissuccessasafishermanandtheskillandpatiencehedisplayed;

theconversationflowedliketheshallowstreamthroughthestepping—stones。

\"Itwantspatiencetowaitforthem,nodoubt,\"saidSirIsaac,\"andskilltoplaythem,butI’mgenerallyprettyluckyatit。\"

\"Doesabigfisheverbreakthelineandgetaway?\"inquiredthepolitician,withrespectfulinterest。

\"NotthesortoflineIuse,\"answeredHook,withsatisfaction。\"Iratherspecializeintackle,asamatteroffact。Ifhewerestrongenoughtodothat,he’dbestrongenoughtopullmeintotheriver。\"

\"Agreatlosstothecommunity,\"saidthePrimeMinister,bowing。

Fisherhadlistenedtoallthesefutilitieswithinwardimpatience,waitingforhisownopportunity,andwhenthehostrosehesprangtohisfeetwithanalertnessherarelyshowed。HemanagedtocatchLordMerivalebeforeSirIsaacborehimoffforthefinalinterview。Hehadonlyafewwordstosay,buthewantedtogetthemsaid。

Hesaid,inalowvoiceasheopenedthedoorforthePremier,\"IhaveseenMontmirail;hesaysthatunlessweprotestimmediatelyonbehalfofDenmark,Swedenwillcertainlyseizetheports。\"

LordMerivalenodded。\"I’mjustgoingtohearwhatHookhastosayaboutit,\"hesaid。

\"Iimagine,\"saidFisher,withafaintsmile,\"thatthereisverylittledoubtwhathewillsayaboutit。\"

Merivaledidnotanswer,butloungedgracefullytowardthelibrary,whitherhishosthadalreadyprecededhim。Therestdriftedtowardthebilliardroom,Fishermerelyremarkingtothelawyer:\"Theywon’tbelong。Weknowthey’repracticallyinagreement。\"

\"HookentirelysupportsthePrimeMinister,\"

assentedHarker。

\"OrthePrimeMinisterentirelysupportsHook,\"

saidHorneFisher,andbeganidlytoknocktheballsaboutonthebilliardtable。

HorneFishercamedownnextmorninginalateandleisurelyfashion,aswashisreprehensiblehabit;

hehadevidentlynoappetiteforcatchingworms。Buttheotherguestsseemedtohavefeltasimilarindifference,andtheyhelpedthemselvestobreakfastfromthesideboardatintervalsduringthehoursverginguponlunch。Sothatitwasnotmanyhourslaterwhenthefirstsensationofthatstrangedaycameuponthem。Itcameintheformofayoungmanwithlighthairandacandidexpression,whocamescullingdowntheriveranddisembarkedatthelandingstage。Itwas,infact,nootherthanMr。

HaroldMarch,whosejourneyhadbegunfarawayuptheriverintheearliesthoursofthatday。Hearrivedlateintheafternoon,havingstoppedforteainalargeriversidetown,andhehadapinkeveningpaperstickingoutofhispocket。Hefellontheriversidegardenlikeaquietandwell—behavedthunderbolt,buthewasathunderboltwithoutknowingit。

Thefirstexchangeofsalutationsandintroductionswascommonplaceenough,andconsisted,indeed,oftheinevitablerepetitionofexcusesfortheeccentricseclusionofthehost。Hehadgonefishingagain,ofcourse,andmustnotbedisturbedtilltheappointedhour,thoughhesatwithinastone’sthrowofwheretheystood。

\"Youseeit’shisonlyhobby,\"observedHarker,apologetically,\"and,afterall,it’shisownhouse;andhe’sveryhospitableinotherways。\"

\"I’mratherafraid,\"saidFisher,inalowervoice,\"thatit’sbecomingmoreofamaniathanahobby。I

knowhowitiswhenamanofthatagebeginstocollectthings,ifit’sonlycollectingthoserottenlittleriverfish。YourememberTalbot’sunclewithhistoothpicks,andpooroldBuzzyandthewasteofcigarashes。Hookhasdonealotofbigthingsinhistime——thegreatdealintheSwedishtimbertradeandthePeaceConferenceatChicago——butIdoubtwhetherhecaresnowforanyofthosebigthingsashecaresforthoselittlefish。\"

\"Oh,come,come,\"protestedtheAttorney—General。

\"You’llmakeMr。Marchthinkhehascometocallonalunatic。Believeme,Hookonlydoesitforfun,likeanyothersport,onlyhe’softhekindthattakeshisfunsadly。ButIbetiftherewerebignewsabouttimberorshipping,hewoulddrophisfunandhisfishallright。\"

\"Well,Iwonder,\"saidHorneFisher,lookingsleepilyattheislandintheriver。

\"Bytheway,isthereanynewsofanything?\"askedHarkerofHaroldMarch。\"Iseeyou’vegotaneveningpaper;oneofthoseenterprisingeveningpapersthatcomeoutinthemorning。\"

\"ThebeginningofLordMerivale’sBirminghamspeech,\"repliedMarch,handinghimthepaper。\"It’sonlyaparagraph,butitseemstomerathergood。\"

Harkertookthepaper,flappedandrefoldedit,andlookedatthe\"StopPress\"news。Itwas,asMarchhadsaid,onlyaparagraph。ButitwasaparagraphthathadapeculiareffectonSirJohnHarker。Hisloweringbrowsliftedwithaflickerandhiseyesblinked,andforamomenthisleatheryjawwasloosened。Helookedinsomeoddfashionlikeaveryoldman。Then,hardeninghisvoiceandhandingthepapertoFisherwithoutatremor,hesimplysaid:

\"Well,here’sachanceforthebet。You’vegotyourbignewstodisturbtheoldman’sfishing。\"

HorneFisherwaslookingatthepaper,andoverhismorelanguidandlessexpressivefeaturesachangealsoseemedtopass。Eventhatlittleparagraphhadtwoorthreelargeheadlines,andhiseyeencountered,\"SensationalWarningtoSweden,\"

and,\"WeShallProtest。\"

\"Whatthedevil——\"hesaid,andhiswordssoftenedfirsttoawhisperandthenawhistle。

\"WemusttelloldHookatonce,orhe’llneverforgiveus,\"saidHarker。\"He’llprobablywanttoseeNumberOneinstantly,thoughitmaybetoolatenow。I’mgoingacrosstohimatonce。IbetI’llmakehimforgethisfish,anyhow。\"And,turninghisback,hemadehiswayhurriedlyalongtheriversidetothecausewayofflatstones。

MarchwasstaringatFisher,inamazementattheeffecthispinkpaperhadproduced。

\"Whatdoesitallmean?\"hecried。\"IalwayssupposedweshouldprotestindefenseoftheDanishports,fortheirsakesandourown。WhatisallthisbotherationaboutSirIsaacandtherestofyou?Doyouthinkitbadnews?\"

\"Badnews!\"repeatedFisher,withasortofsoftemphasisbeyondexpression。

\"Isitasbadasallthat?\"askedhisfriend,atlast。

\"Asbadasallthat?\"repeatedFisher。\"Whyofcourseit’sasgoodasitcanbe。It’sgreatnews。It’sgloriousnews!That’swherethedevilofitcomesin,toknockusallsilly。It’sadmirable。It’sinestimable。

Itisalsoquiteincredible。\"

Hegazedagainatthegrayandgreencolorsoftheislandandtheriver,andhisratherdrearyeyetraveledslowlyroundtothehedgesandthelawns。

\"Ifeltthisgardenwasasortofdream,\"hesaid,\"andIsupposeImustbedreaming。Butthereisgrassgrowingandwatermoving;andsomethingimpossiblehashappened。\"

Evenashespokethedarkfigurewithastooplikeavultureappearedinthegapofthehedgejustabovehim。

\"Youhavewonyourbet,\"saidHarker,inaharshandalmostcroakingvoice。\"Theoldfoolcaresfornothingbutfishing。Hecursedmeandtoldmehewouldtalknopolitics。\"

\"Ithoughtitmightbeso,\"saidFisher,modestly。

\"Whatareyougoingtodonext?\"

\"Ishallusetheoldidiot’stelephone,anyhow,\"

repliedthelawyer。\"Imustfindoutexactlywhathashappened。I’vegottospeakfortheGovernmentmyselfto—morrow。\"Andhehurriedawaytowardthehouse。

Inthesilencethatfollowed,averybewildeingsilencesofarasMarchwasconcerned,theysawthequaintfigureoftheDukeofWestmoreland,withhiswhitehatandwhiskers,approachingthemacrossthegarden。Fisherinstantlysteppedtowardhimwiththepinkpaperinhishand,and,withafewwords,pointedouttheapocalypticparagraph。Theduke,whohadbeenwalkingslowly,stoodquitestill,andforsomesecondshelookedlikeatailor’sdummystandingandstaringoutsidesomeantiquatedshop。

ThenMarchheardhisvoice,anditwashighandalmosthysterical:

\"Buthemustseeit;hemustbemadetounderstand。Itcannothavebeenputtohimproperly。\"Then,withacertainrecoveryoffullnessandevenpomposityinthevoice,\"Ishallgoandtellhimmyself。\"

Amongthequeerincidentsofthatafternoon,Marchalwaysrememberedsomethingalmostcomicalabouttheclearpictureoftheoldgentlemaninhiswonderfulwhitehatcarefullysteppingfromstonetostoneacrosstheriver,likeafigurecrossingthetrafficinPiccadilly。Thenhedisappearedbehindthetreesoftheisland,andMarchandFisherturnedtomeettheAttorney—General,whowascomingoutofthehousewithavisageofgrimassurance。

\"Everybodyissaying,\"hesaid,\"thatthePrimeMinisterhasmadethegreatestspeechofhislife。

Perorationandloudandprolongedcheers。Corruptfinanciersandheroicpeasants。WewillnotdesertDenmarkagain。\"

Fishernoddedandturnedawaytowardthetowingpath,wherehesawthedukereturningwitharatherdazedexpression。Inanswertoquestion,hesaid,inahuskyandconfidentialvoice:

\"Ireallythinkourpoorfriendcannotbehimself。

Herefusedtolisten;he——ah——suggestedthatImightfrightenthefish。\"

AkeenearmighthavedetectedamurmurfromMr。Fisheronthesubjectofawhitehat,butSirJohnHarkerstruckitmoredecisively:

\"Fisherwasquiteright。Ididn’tbelieveitmyself,butit’squiteclearthattheoldfellowisfixedonthisfishingnotionbynow。Ifthehousecaughtfirebehindhimhewouldhardlymovetillsunset。\"

Fisherhadcontinuedhisstrolltowardthehigherembankedgroundofthetowingpath,andhenowsweptalongandsearchinggaze,nottowardtheisland,buttowardthedistantwoodedheightsthatwerethewallsofthevalley。Aneveningskyasclearasthatofthepreviousdaywassettlingdownalloverthedimlandscape,buttowardthewestitwasnowredratherthangold;therewasscarcelyanysoundbutthemonotonousmusicoftheriver。Thencamethesoundofahalf—stifledexclamationfromHorneFisher,andHaroldMarchlookedupathiminwonder。

\"Youspokeofbadnews,\"saidFisher。\"Well,thereisreallybadnewsnow。Iamafraidthisisabadbusiness。\"

\"Whatbadnewsdoyoumean?\"askedhisfriend,consciousofsomethingstrangeandsinisterinhisvoice。

\"Thesunhasset,\"answeredFisher。

Hewentonwiththeairofoneconsciousofhavingsaidsomethingfatal。\"Wemustgetsomebodytogoacrosswhomhewillreallylistento。Hemaybemad,butthere’smethodinhismadness。Therenearlyalwaysismethodinmadness。

It’swhatdrivesmenmad,beingmethodical。Andhenevergoesonsittingthereaftersunset,withthewholeplacegettingdark。Where’shisnephew?I

believehe’sreallyfondofhisnephew。\"

\"Look!\"criedMarch,abruptly。\"Why,he’sbeenacrossalready。Thereheiscomingback。\"

And,lookinguptheriveroncemore,theysaw,darkagainstthesunsetreflections,thefigureofJamesBullensteppinghastilyandratherclumsilyfromstonetostone。Onceheslippedonastonewithaslightsplash。Whenherejoinedthegrouponthebankhisolivefacewasunnaturallypale。

Theotherfourmenhadalreadygatheredonthesamespotandalmostsimultaneouslywerecallingouttohim,\"Whatdoeshesaynow?\"

\"Nothing。Hesays——nothing。\"

Fisherlookedattheyoungmansteadilyforamoment;thenhestartedfromhisimmobility。and,makingamotiontoMarchtofollowhim,himselfstrodedowntotherivercrossing。Inafewmomentstheywereonthelittlebeatentrackthatranroundthewoodedisland,totheothersideofitwherethefishermansat。Thentheystoodandlookedathim,withoutaword。

SirIsaacHookwasstillsittingproppedupagainstthestumpofthetree,andthatforthebestofreasons。Alengthofhisowninfalliblefishinglinewastwistedandtightenedtwiceroundhisthroatandthentwiceroundthewoodenpropbehindhim。Theleadinginvestigatorranforwardandtouchedthefisherman’shand,anditwasascoldasafish。

\"Thesunhasset,\"saidHorneFisher,inthesameterribletones,\"andhewillneverseeitriseagain。\"

Tenminutesafterwardthefivemen,shakenbysuchashock,wereagaintogetherinthegarden,lookingatoneanotherwithwhitebutwatchfulfaces。

Thelawyerseemedthemostalertofthegroup;hewasarticulateifsomewhatabrupt。

\"Wemustleavethebodyasitisandtelephoneforthepolice,\"hesaid。\"Ithinkmyownauthoritywillstretchtoexaminingtheservantsandthepoorfellow’spapers,toseeifthereisanythingthatconcernsthem。Ofcourse,noneofyougentlemenmustleavethisplace。\"

Perhapstherewassomethinginhisrapidandrigorouslegalitythatsuggestedtheclosingofanetortrap。Anyhow,youngBullensuddenlybrokedown,orperhapsblewup,forhisvoicewaslikeanexplosioninthesilentgarden。

\"Inevertouchedhim,\"hecried。\"IswearIhadnothingtodowithit!\"

\"Whosaidyouhad?\"demandedHarker,withahardeye。\"Whydoyoucryoutbeforeyou’rehurt?\"

\"Becauseyoualllookatmelikethat,\"criedtheyoungman,angrily。\"DoyouthinkIdon’tknowyou’realwaystalkingaboutmydamneddebtsandexpectations?\"

RathertoMarch’ssurprise,Fisherhaddrawnawayfromthisfirstcollision,leadingthedukewithhimtoanotherpartofthegarden。Whenhewasoutofearshotoftheothershesaid,withacurioussimplicityofmanner:

\"Westmoreland,Iamgoingstraighttothepoint。\"

\"Well?\"saidtheother,staringathimstolidly。