第1章

INTRODUCTION

ItisacuriousfactthatofthatclassofliteraturetowhichMunchausenbelongs,thatnamelyof/VoyagesImaginaires/,thethreegreattypesshouldhaveallbeencreatedinEngland。Utopia,RobinsonCrusoe,andGulliver,illustratingrespectivelythephilosophical,theedifying,andthesatiricaltypeoffictitioustravel,wereallwritteninEngland,andattheendoftheeighteenthcenturyafourthtype,thefantasticallymendacious,wasevolvedinthiscountry。OfthistypeMunchausenwasthemodernoriginal,andremainstheclassicalexample。Theadaptabilityofsuchaspeciesofcompositiontolocalandtopicalusesmightwellbeconsideredprejudicialtoitschancesofobtainingapermanentplaceinliterature。YetMunchausenhasundoubtedlyachievedsuchaplace。TheBaron’snotorietyisuniversal,hischaracterproverbial,andhisnameasfamiliarasthatofMr。LemuelGulliver,orRobinsonCrusoe,mariner,ofYork。

Condemnedbythelearned,likesomeothermasterpieces,asworthless,Munchausen’stravelshaveobtainedsuchaworld—widefame,thatthestoryoftheiroriginpossessesageneralandhistoricinterestapartfromwhateverofobscurityorofcuriosityitmayhavetorecommendit。

TheworkfirstappearedinLondoninthecourseoftheyear1785。Nocopyofthefirsteditionappearstobeaccessible;itseems,however,tohavebeenissuedsometimeintheautumn,andinthe/CriticalReview/forDecember1785thereisthefollowingnotice:\"BaronMunchausen’sNarrativeofhisMarvellousTravelsandCampaignsinRussia。Small8vo,IS。(Smith)。Thisisasatiricalproductioncalculatedtothrowridiculeontheboldassertionsofsomeparliamentarydeclaimers。Ifrantmaybebestfoiledatitsownweapons,theauthor’sdesignisnotill—founded;forthemarvelloushasneverbeencarriedtoamorewhimsicalandludicrousextent。\"Thereviewerhadprobablyreadtheworkthroughfromonepapercovertotheother。Itwasinfacttooshorttoborethemostblaséofhiskind,consistingofbutforty—ninesmalloctavopages。Thesecondedition,whichisintheBritishMuseum,bearsthefollowingtitle;

\"BaronMunchausen’sNarrativeofhisMarvellousTravelsandCampaignsinRussia;humblydedicatedandrecommendedtocountrygentlemen,andiftheypleasetoberepeatedastheirownafterahunt,athorseraces,inwateringplaces,andothersuchpoliteassemblies;roundthebottleandfireside。Smith。PrintedatOxford。1786。\"Thefactthatthislittlepamphletagainconsistsofbutforty—ninesmalloctavopages,combinedwiththesimilarityoftitle(asfarasthatofthefirsteditionisgiveninthe/CriticalReview/),publisher,andprice,affordsastrongpresumptionthatitwasidenticalwiththefirstedition。Thiseditioncontainsonlychaptersii。,iii。,iv。,v。,andvi。(pp。10—44)ofthepresentreprint。Thesechaptersarethebestinthebookandtheirsubstantialifpeculiarmeritcanhardlybedenied,butthepamphletappearstohavemetwithlittlesuccess,andearlyin1786Smithseemstohavesoldthepropertytoanotherbookseller,Kearsley。Kearsleyhaditenlarged,butnot,weareexpresslyinformed,intheprefacetotheseventhedition,bythehandoftheoriginalauthor(whohappenedtobeinCornwallatthetime)。

Healsohaditillustratedandbroughtitoutinthesameyearinbookformattheenhancedpriceoftwoshillings,underthetitle:

\"GulliverReviv’d:TheSingularTravels,Campaigns,VoyagesandSportingAdventuresofBaronMunnikhousoncommonlypronouncedMunchausen;asherelatesthemoverabottlewhensurroundedbyhisfriends。AneweditionconsiderablyenlargedwithviewsfromtheBaron’sdrawings。London。1786。\"Awell—informed/CriticalReviewer/

wouldhaveamendedthetitlethus:\"Lucianreviv’d:orGulliverBeatwithhisownBow。\"

Foureditionsnowsucceededeachotherwithrapidityandwithoutmodification。AGermantranslationappearedin1786withtheimprintLondon:itwas,however,inrealityprintedbyDieterichatG?ttingen。

Itwasafreerenderingofthefifthedition,theprefacebeingaclumsycombinationofthatprefixedtotheoriginaleditionwiththatwhichKearsleyhadaddedtothethird。

Thefifthedition(whichis,withtheexceptionoftriflingdifferencesonthetitle—page,identicalwiththethird,fourth,andsixth)isalsothatwhichhasbeenfollowedinthepresentreprintdowntotheconclusionofchaptertwenty,whereitendswiththewords\"thegreatquadrangle。\"ThesupplementtreatingofMunchausen’sextraordinaryflightonthebackofaneagleoverFrancetoGibraltar,SouthandNorthAmerica,thePolarRegions,andbacktoEnglandisderivedfromtheseventheditionof1793,whichhasanewsub—title:——

\"Gulliverreviv’d,ortheViceofLyingproperlyexposed。\"Theprefacetothisenlargededitionalsoinformsthereaderthatthelastfoureditionshadmetwithextraordinarysuccess,andthatthesupplementarychapters,all,thatis,withtheexceptionofchaptersii。,iii。,iv。,v。,andvi。,whichareascribedtoBaronMunchausenhimself,weretheproductionofanotherpen,written,however,intheBaron’smanner。Tothesameingeniouspersonthepublicwasindebtedfortheengravingswithwhichthebookwasembellished。TheseventhwasthelasteditionbywhichtheclassictextofMunchausenwasseriouslymodified。Evenbeforethisimportantconsummationhadbeenarrivedat,asequel,whichwaswithinafractionaslongastheoriginalwork(itoccupiespp。163—299ofthisvolume),hadappearedunderthetitle,\"ASequeltotheAdventuresofBaronMunchausen……HumblydedicatedtoMr。BrucetheAbyssiniantraveller,astheBaronconceivesthatitmaybesomeservicetohim,previoustohismakinganotherjourneyintoAbyssinia。ButifthisadvicedoesnotdelightMr。Bruce,theBaroniswillingtofighthimonanytermshepleases。\"Thisworkwasissuedseparately。London,1792,8vo。

Suchisthehistoryofthebookduringthefirsteightorconstructiveyearsofitsexistence,beyondwhichitisnecessarytotraceit,untilatleastwehavetoucheduponthelong—vexedquestionofitsauthorship。

Munchausen’stravelshaveinfactbeenascribedtoasmanydifferenthandsasthoseofOdysseus。But(asinmostotherrespects)itdiffersfromthemoreancientfabulousnarrativeinthatitsauthorshiphasbeenthesubjectofbutlittlecontroversy。Manypeoplehaveentertainederroneousnotionsastoitsauthorship,whichtheyhavecirculatedwithcompleteassurance;buttheyhavenotfeltitincumbentuponthemtosupporttheirownviewsortocombatthoseofotherpeople。Ithas,moreover,beenfrequentlystatedwithequalconfidenceandinaccuracythattheauthorshiphasneverbeensettled。

AnearlyandpersistentversionofthegenesisofthetravelswasthattheytooktheiroriginfromtherivalryinfabuloustalesofthreeaccomplishedstudentsatG?ttingenUniversity,Bürger,K?stner,andLichtenberg;anotherranthatGottfriedAugustBürger,theGermanpoetandauthorof\"Lenore,\"hadatalaterstageofhiscareermetBaronMunchauseninPyrmontandtakendownthestoriesfromhisownlips。

PercyinhisanecdotesattributestheTravelstoacertainMr。M。

(MunchausenalsobeganwithanM。)whowasimprisonedatParisduringtheReignofTerror。Southeyinhis\"Omniana\"conjectured,fromthecoincidencesbetweentwoofthetalesandtwoinaPortugueseperiodicalpublishedin1730,thattheEnglishfictionsmusthavebeenderivedfromthePortuguese。WilliamWestthebooksellerandnumerousfollowershavestatedthatMunchausenoweditsfirstorigintoBruce’sTravels,andwaswrittenforthepurposeofburlesquingthatunfairlytreatedwork。PiererboldlystatedthatitwasasuccessfulanonymoussatireupontheEnglishgovernmentoftheday,whileMeuselwithequaltemerityaffirmedinhis\"Lexikon\"thatthebookwasatranslationofthe\"well—knownMunchausenlies\"executedfroma(non—existent)GermanoriginalbyRudolphErichRaspe。Awriterinthe/Gentleman’sMagazine/for1856callsthebookthejointproductionofBürgerandRaspe。

Ofalltheconjectures,ofwhichthesearebutaselection,themostaccuratefromaGermanpointofviewisthatthebookwastheworkofBürger,whowasthefirsttodresstheTravelsinaGermangarb,andwasforalongtimealmostuniversallycreditedwiththesoleproprietorship。Bürgerhimselfappearsneithertohaveclaimednordisclaimedthedistinction。Thereis,however,nodoubtwhateverthatthebookfirstappearedinEnglishin1785,andthatBürger’sGermanversiondidnotseethelightuntil1786。ThefirstGermanedition(thoughinrealityprintedatG?ttingen)boretheimprintLondon,andwasstatedtobederivedfromanEnglishsource;butthiswas,reasonablyenough,heldtobemerelyameasureofprecautionincasetheactualBaronMunchausen(whowasawell—knownpersonageinG?ttingen)shouldbestupidenoughtofeelaggrievedatbeingmadethebuttofagrosscaricature。Inthiswaythediscrepancyofdatesmentionedabovemighteasilyhavebeenobscured,andBürgermightstillhavebeencreditedwithaworkwhichhasprovedabetterprotectionagainstoblivionthan\"Lenore,\"haditnotbeenfortheofficioussensitivenessofhisself—appointedbiographer,KarlvonReinhard。Reinhard,inananswertoanattackmadeuponhisheroforbringingoutMunchausenasapot—boilerinGermanandEnglishsimultaneously,definitelystatedinthe/BerlinGesellschafters/ofNovember1824,thattherealauthoroftheoriginalworkwasthatdisreputablegenius,RudolphErichRaspe,andthattheGermanworkwasmerelyafreetranslationmadebyBürgerfromthefiftheditionoftheEnglishwork。Bürger,hestated,waswellawareof,butwastoohigh—

mindedtodisclosetherealauthorship。

TakingReinhard’ssolemnasseverationinconjunctionwiththeascertainedfactsofRaspe’scareer,hisundoubtedacquaintancewiththeBaronMunchausenofreallifeandthefirstappearanceoftheworkin1785,whenRaspewascertainlyinEngland,thereseemstobelittledifficultyinacceptinghisauthorshipasapositivefact。Thereisnodifficultywhatever,increditingRaspewithasufficientmasteryofEnglishidiomtohavewrittenthebookwithoutassistance,forasearlyasJanuary1780(sincewhichdateRaspehadresideduninterruptedlyinthiscountry)WalpolewrotetohisfriendMasonthat\"RaspewritesEnglishmuchaboveillandspeaksitasreadilyasFrench,\"andshortlyafterwardsheremarkedthathewroteEnglish\"surprisinglywell。\"Inthenextyear,1781,Raspe’sabsolutecommandofthetwolanguagesencouragedhimtopublishtwomoderatelygoodprose—translations,oneofLessing’s\"NathantheWise,\"andtheotherofZachariae’sMock—heroic,\"TabbyinElysium。\"Theerraticcharacterofthepunctuationmaybesaid,withperfectimpartiality,tobetheonlydistinguishingfeatureofthestyleoftheoriginaleditionof\"Munchausen。\"

Curiousasisthislonghistoryofliterarymisappropriation,thechequeredcareeroftherightfulauthor,RudolphErichRaspe,offersachapterinbiographywhichhasquiteasmanypointsofsingularity。

BorninHanoverin1737,RaspestudiedattheUniversitiesofG?ttingenandLeipsic。Heisstatedalsotohaverenderedsomeassistancetoayoungnoblemaninsowinghiswildoats,asequeltohisuniversitycoursewhichmaypossiblyhelptoexplainhissubsequentaberrations。Theconnectioncannothavelastedlong,asin1762,havingalreadyobtainedreputationasastudentofnaturalhistoryandantiquities,heobtainedapostasoneoftheclerksintheUniversityLibraryatHanover。

NolaterthanthefollowingyearcontributionswritteninelegantLatinaretobefoundattachedtohisnameintheLeipsic/NovaActaEruditorum/。In1764healludedgracefullytotheconnectionbetweenHanoverandEnglandinapieceuponthebirthdayofQueenCharlotte,andhavingbeenpromotedsecretaryoftheUniversityLibraryatG?ttingen,theyoungsavantcommencedatranslationofLeibniz’sphilosophicalworkswhichwasissuedinLatinandFrenchaftertheoriginalMSS。intheRoyalLibraryatHanover,withaprefacebyRaspe’soldcollegefriendK?stner(G?ttingen,1765)。Atonceacourtier,anantiquary,andaphilosopher,Raspenextsoughttodisplayhisvocationforpoliteletters,bypublishinganambitiousallegoricalpoemoftheageofchivalry,entitled\"HerminandGunilde,\"whichwasnotonlyexceedinglywellreviewed,butreceivedthehonourofaparodyentitled\"HarlequinandColumbine。\"HealsowrotetranslationsofseveralofthepoemsofOssian,andadisquisitionupontheirgenuineness;andthenwithbetterinspirationhewroteaconsiderabletreatiseon\"Percy’sReliquesofAncientPoetry,\"withmetricaltranslations,beingthusthefirsttocalltheattentionofGermanytotheseadmirablepoems,whichwereafterwardssosuccessfullyransackedbyBürger,Herder,andotherearlyGermanromanticists。

In1767RaspewasagainadvancedbybeingappointedProfessorattheCollegiumCarolinuminCassel,andkeeperofthelandgraveofHesse’srichandcuriouscollectionofantiquegemsandmedals。HewasshortlyafterwardsappointedLibrarianinthesamecity,andin1771hemarried。Hecontinuedwritingonnaturalhistory,mineralogy,andarch?ology,andin1769apaperinthe59thvolumeofthePhilosophicalTransactions,onthebonesandteethofelephantsandotheranimalsfoundinNorthAmericaandvariousborealregionsoftheworld,procuredhiselectionasanhonorarymemberoftheRoyalSocietyofLondon。Hisconclusioninthispaperthatlargeelephantsormammothsmusthavepreviouslyexistedinborealregionshas,ofcourse,beenabundantlyjustifiedbylaterinvestigations。WhenitisaddedthatRaspeduringthispartofhislifealsowrotepapersonlithographyanduponmusicalinstruments,andtranslatedAlgarotti’sTreatiseon\"Architecture,Painting,andOperaMusic,\"enoughwillhavebeensaidtomakemanifesthisveryremarkableandsomewhatprolixversatility。In1773hemadeatourinWestphaliainquestofMSS。,andonhisreturn,bywayofcompletinghiseducation,heturnedjournalist,andcommencedaperiodicalcalledthe/CasselSpectator/,withMauvillonashisco—editor。In1775hewastravellinginItalyonacommissiontocollectarticlesofvertuforthelandgrave,anditwasapparentlysoonafterhisreturnthathebeganappropriatingtohisownusevaluablecoinsabstractedfromthecabinetsentrustedtohiscare。Hehadnodifficultyinfindingamarketfortheantiqueswhichhewishedtodisposeof,andwhich,ithasbeencharitablysuggested,hehadeveryintentionofreplacingwheneveropportunityshouldserve。Hisconsequentprocedurewas,itistrue,scarcelythatofahardenedcriminal。HavingobtainedthepermissionofthelandgravetovisitBerlin,hesentthekeysofhiscabinetbacktotheauthoritiesatCassel——anddisappeared。Histhefts,totheamountoftwothousandrixdollars,werepromptlydiscovered,andadvertisementswereissuedforthearrestoftheCouncillorRaspe,describedwithoutsuspicionofflatteryasalong—facedman,withsmalleyes,crookednose,redhairunderastumpyperiwig,andajerkygait。Thenecessitiesthatpromptedhimtocommitafelonyarepossiblyindicatedbytheadditionthatheusuallyappearedinascarletdressembroideredwithgold,butsometimesinblack,blue,orgreyclothes。

HewasseizedwhenhehadgotnofartherthanKlausthal,intheHartzmountains,buthelostnotimeinescapingfromtheclutchesofthepolice,andmadehiswaytoEngland。Heneveragainsetfootonthecontinent。

HewasalreadyanexcellentEnglishscholar,sothatwhenhereachedLondonitwasnotunnaturalthatheshouldlooktoauthorshipforsupport。Withoutlossoftime,hepublishedinLondonin1776avolumeonsomeGermanVolcanoesandtheirproductions;in1777hetranslatedthethenhighlyesteemedmineralogicaltravelsofFerberinItalyandHungary。In1780wehaveaninterestingaccountofhimfromHoraceWalpole,whowrotetohisfriend,theRev。WilliamMason:\"ThereisaDutchs?avantcomeoverwhoisauthorofseveralpiecessolearnedthatIdonotevenknowtheirtitles:buthehasmadeadiscoveryinmywaywhichyoumaybesureIbelieve,foritproveswhatIexpectedandhintedinmy’AnecdotesofPainting,’thattheuseofoilcolourswasknownlongbeforeVanEyck。\"Raspe,hewentontosay,haddiscoveredaMS。ofTheophilus,aGermanmonkinthefourthcentury,whogavereceiptsforpreparingthecolours,andhadtherebyconvictedVasarioferror。\"Raspeispoor,andIshalltryandgetsubscriptionstoenablehimtoprinthiswork,whichissensible,clear,andunpretending。\"Threemonthslateritwas,\"PoorRaspeisarrestedbyhis/tailor/。Ihavesenthimalittlemoney,andhehopestorecoverhisliberty,butIquestionwhetherhewillbeabletostruggleonhere。\"His\"EssayontheOriginofOilPainting\"wasactuallypublishedthroughWalpole’sgoodserviceinApril1781。HeseemstohavehadplansofgoingtoAmericaandofexcavatingantiquitiesinEgypt,wherehemighthavedonegoodservice,butthebadnamethathehadearneddoggedhimtoLondon。TheRoyalSocietystruckhimoffitsrolls,andinrevengeheissaidtohavethreatenedtopublishatravestyoftheirtransactions。Hewasdoubtlessoftenhardputtoitforaliving,butthevarietyofhisattainmentsservedhimingoodstead。Hepossessedorgainedsomereputationasaminingexpert,andmakinghiswaydownintoCornwall,heseemsforsomeyearssubsequentto1782tohavebeenassay—masterandstorekeeperofsomeminesatDolcoath。WhilestillatDolcoath,itisveryprobablethatheputtogetherthelittlepamphletwhichappearedinLondonatthecloseof1785,withthetitle\"BaronMunchausen’sNarrativeofhisMarvellousTravelsandCampaignsinRussia,\"andhavinggivenhis/jeud’esprit/

totheworld,andpossiblyearnedafewguineasbyit,itisnotlikelythathegavemuchfurtherthoughttothematter。Inthecourseof1785or1786,heentereduponataskofmuchgreatermagnitudeandimmediateimportance,namely,adescriptivecatalogueoftheCollectionofPastesandImpressionsfromAncientandModernGems,formedbyJamesTassie,theeminentconnoisseur。TassieengagedRaspein1785totakechargeofhiscabinets,andtocommencedescribingtheircontents:hecanhardlyhavebeenignorantofhisemployé’sdelinquenciesinthepast,butheprobablyestimatedthatmerecastsofgemswouldnotoffersufficienttemptationtoamanofRaspe’seclectictastestomaketheexperimentadangerousone。Earlyin1786,Raspeproducedabriefbutwell—executedconspectusofthearrangementandclassificationofthecollection,andthiswasfollowedin1791by\"ADescriptiveCatalogue,\"inwhichoverfifteenthousandcastsofancientandmodernengravedgems,cameos,andintagliosfromthemostrenownedcabinetsinEuropewereenumeratedanddescribedinFrenchandEnglish。Thetwoquartovolumesareamonumentofpatientandhighlyskilledindustry,andtheystillfetchhighprices。TheelaborateintroductionprefixedtotheworkwasdatedfromEdinburgh,April16,1790。

Thislaborioustaskcompleted,Raspelostnotimeinapplyinghimselfwithrenewedenergytomineralogicalwork。Itwasannouncedinthe/ScotsMagazine/forOctober1791thathehaddiscoveredintheextremenorthofScotland,wherehehadbeeninvitedtosearchforminerals,copper,lead,iron,manganese,andothervaluableproductsofasimilarcharacter。FromSutherlandhebroughtspecimensofthefinestclay,andreportedafineveinofheavysparand\"everysymptomofcoal。\"ButinCaithnesslaytheloadstonewhichhadbroughtRaspetoScotland。ThiswasnootherthanSirJohnSinclairofUlbster,abenevolentgentlemanofaningeniousandinquiringdisposition,whowasanxioustoexploitthesupposedmineralwealthofhisbarrenScottishpossessions。WithhimRaspetookuphisabodeforaconsiderabletimeathisspray—beatencastleonthePentlandFirth,andthereisatradition,amongmembersofthefamily,ofSirJohn’sunfailingappreciationofthewideintelligenceandfacetioushumourofRaspe’sconversation。SinclairhadsomeyearspreviouslydiscoveredasmallveinofyellowmundickonthemoorofSkinnet,fourmilesfromThurso。TheCornishminersheconsultedtoldhimthatthemundickwasitselfofnovalue,butagoodsignoftheproximityofothervaluableminerals。Mundick,saidthey,wasagoodhorseman,andalwaysrodeonagoodload。HenowemployedRaspetoexaminetheground,notdesigningtomineithimself,buttoletitouttoothercapitalistsinreturnforaroyalty,shouldtheinvestigationjustifyhishopes。

ThenecessaryfundswereputatRaspe’sdisposal,andmassesofbright,heavymaterialwerebroughttoThursoCastleasaforetasteofwhatwascoming。Butwhenthetimecameforthefruitionofthisgoldenpromise,Raspedisappeared,andsubsequentinquiriesrevealedthedeplorablefactthattheseopulentoreshadbeencarefullyimportedbytheminingexpertfromCornwall,andplantedintheplaceswheretheywerefound。SirWalterScottmusthavehadtheincident(thoughnotRaspe)inhismindwhenhecreatedtheDousterswivelofhis\"Antiquary。\"AsforRaspe,hebetookhimselftoaremotepartoftheUnitedKingdom,andhadcommencedsomeminingoperationsincountryDonegal,whenhewascarriedoffbyscarletfeveratMuckrossin1794。SuchinbriefoutlinewasthecareerofRudolphErichRaspe,scholar,swindler,andundoubtedcreatorofBaronMunchausen。

ThemeritofMunchausen,astheadultreaderwillreadilyperceive,doesnotresideinitsliterarystyle,forRaspeisnoexceptiontotherulethatamanneverhasastyleworthyofthenameinalanguagethathedidnotprattlein。ButitisequallyobviousthattherealandoriginalMunchausen,asRaspeconceivedanddoubtlessintendedatonetimetodevelophim,wasadelightfulpersonagewhomitwouldbetheheightofabsurditytodesignateamereliar。Unfortunatelythetaskwastakenoutofhishandandagoodcharacterspoiled,likemanyanother,bymeresequel—mongers。Raspewasanimpudentscoundrel,andfortunatelyso;hisimpudencerelievesusofanydifficultyinresolvingthequestion,——towhom(ifanyone)didheowetheoriginalconceptionofthecharacterwhosefameisnowsouniversal。

WhenRaspewasresidentinG?ttingenheobtained,inallprobabilitythroughGerlachAdolphvonMunchausen,thegreatpatronofartsandlettersandofG?ttingenUniversity,anintroductiontoHieronynimusKarlFriedrichvonMunchausen,atwhosehospitablemansionatBodenwerderhebecameanoccasionalvisitor。Hieronynimus,whowasbornatBodenwerderonMay11,1720,wasacadetofwhatwasknownastheblacklineofthehouseofRintelnBodenwerder,andinhisyouthservedasapageintheserviceofPrinceAntonUlrichofBrunswick。

Whenquiteastriplingheobtainedacornetcyinthe\"BrunswickRegiment\"intheRussianservice,andonNovember27,1740,hewascreatedalieutenantbyletterspatentoftheEmpressAnna,andservedtwoarduouscampaignsagainsttheTurksduringthefollowingyears。In1750hewaspromotedtobeacaptainofcuirassiersbytheEmpressElizabeth,andabout1760heretiredfromtheRussianservicetoliveuponhispatrimonialestateatBodenwerderinthecongenialsocietyofhiswifeandhisparagonamonghuntsmen,R?semeyer,forwhoseparticularbenefithemaintainedafinepackofhounds。Hekeptopenhouse,andlovedtodiverthisguestswithstories,notinthebraggartveinofDugaldDalgetty,butsoembellishedwithpalpablyextravagantliesastocrackwithahumourthatwasalltheirown。ThemannerhasbeenappropriatedbyArtemusWardandMarkTwain,butitwasinventedbyMunchausen。Nowthestoriesmainlyrelatetosportingadventures,andithasbeenassertedbyonecontemporaryofthebaronthatMunchausencontractedthehabitofdrawingsuchalong—bowasameasureofself—defenceagainsthisinvaluablebutloquacioushenchman,theworthyR?semeyer。Butitismoreprobable,asishintedinthefirstpreface,thatMunchausen,beingashrewdman,foundthepracticeasovereignspecificagainstboresandallotherkindsofseriousorirrelevantpeople,whileitnaturallyendearedhimtothefriendsofwhomhehadnosmallnumber。

Hetoldhisstorieswithimperturbable/sangfroid/,inadrymanner,andwithperfectnaturalnessandsimplicity。Hespokeasamanoftheworld,withoutcircumlocution;hisadventureswerenumerousandperhapssingular,butonlysuchasmighthavebeenexpectedtohappentoamanofsomuchexperience。Asmilenevertraversedhisfaceasherelatedtheleastcredibleofhistales,whichthelessintimateofhisacquaintancebeganintimetothinkhemeanttobetakenseriously。Inshort,sostrangelyentertainingwerebothmannerandmatterofhisnarratives,that\"Munchausen’sStories\"becameaby—wordamongahostofappreciativeacquaintance。AmongthesewasRaspe,whoyearsafterwards,whenhewasstarvinginLondon,bethoughthimselfoftheincomparablebaron。Hehalfrememberedsomeofhissportingstories,andsupplementedthesebygleaningsfromhisowncommonplacebook。Theresultisacuriousmedley,whichtestifiesclearlytolearningandwit,andalsototheturningoverofmustyoldbooksof/faceti?/writteninexecrableLatin。

ThestoryoftheBaron’shorsebeingcutintwobythedescendingportcullisofabesiegedtown,andthehorseman’sinnocenceofthefactuntil,uponreachingafountaininthemidstofthecity,theinsatiatethirstoftheanimalbetrayedhisdeficiencyinhindquarters,wasprobablyderivedbyRaspefromthe/Faceti?

Bebelian?/ofHeinrichBebel,firstpublishedatStrassburghin1508。

Thereitisgivenasfollows:\"DeInsigniMendacio。Faberclaviculariusquemsuperiusfabrummendaciorumdixi,narravitsetemporebelli,credenssuossesubsecuturosequitandoadcujusdamoppidiportaspenetrasse:etcumadportasvenissetcataractamturredemissam,equumsuumpostephippiumdiscidisse,dimidiatumquereliquisse,atquesemediaparteequiadforumusqueoppidiequitasse,etcaedemnonmodicamperegisse。Sedcumretrocederevelletmultitudinehostiumobrutus,tumdemumequumcecidissesequecaptumfuisse。\"

ThedrinkingatthefountainwasprobablyanembellishmentofRaspe’sown。ManyofBebel’sjestswererepeatedinJ。P。Lange’s/Delici?Academic?/(Heilbronn,1665),asectionofwhichwasexpresslydevotedto\"MendaciaRidicula\";buttheyarnitselfisprobablymucholderthaneither。Similarly,thequaintlegendofthethawingofthehornwastoldbyCastiglioneinhis/Cortegiano/,firstpublishedin1528。ThisishowCastiglionetellsit:AmerchantofLuccahadtravelledtoPolandinordertobuyfurs;butastherewasatthattimeawarwithMuscovy,fromwhichcountrythefurswereprocured,theLucchesemerchantwasdirectedtotheconfinesofthetwocountries。OnreachingtheBorysthenes,whichdividedPolandandMuscovy,hefoundthattheMuscovitetradersremainedontheirownsideoftheriverfromdistrust,onaccountofthestateofhostilities。TheMuscovites,desirousofbeingheardacrosstheriverannouncedthepricesoftheirfursinaloudvoice;butthecoldwassointensethattheirwordswerefrozenintheairbeforetheycouldreachtheoppositeside。HereuponthePoleslightedafireinthemiddleoftheriver,whichwasfrozenintoasolidmass;andinthecourseofanhourthewordswhichhadbeenfrozenupweremelted,andfellgentlyuponthefurtherbank,althoughtheMuscovitetradershadalreadygoneaway。Thepricesdemandedwere,however,sohighthattheLucchesemerchantreturnedwithoutmakinganypurchase。A

similarideaisutilisedbyRabelaisin/Pantagruel/,andbySteeleinoneofhis/Tatlers/。Thestoryofthecherrytreegrowingoutofthestag’shead,again,isgiveninLange’sbook,andthefactthatallthreetalesareofgreatantiquityisprovedbytheappearanceofcounterpartstotheminLadyGuest’seditionofthe/Mabinogion/。Agreatnumberof/nug?canor?/ofaperfectlysimilartypearenarratedinthesixteenthcentury\"TravelsoftheFinkenritter\"attributedtoLorenzvonLauterbach。

Tohumorouswaifsofthisdescription,withoutfixedoriginorbirthplace,didRaspegiveaclassicalsettingamongstembroideredversionsofthebaron’ssportingjokes。TheunscrupulousmannerinwhichheaffixedMunchausen’sownnametothecompleted/jeud’esprit/

is,ethicallyspeaking,theleastpardonableofhiscrimes;forwhenRaspe’slittlebookwasfirsttransformedandenlarged,andthentranslatedintoGerman,thegenialoldbaronfoundhimselfthevictimofanunmercifulcaricature,andwithoutaragofconcealment。ItisconsequentlynotsurprisingtohearthathebecamesouredandreticentbeforehisdeathatBodenwerderin1797。

Strangershadalreadybeguntocomedowntotheplaceinthehopeofgettingaglimpseoftheeccentricnobleman,andfoolishstoriesweretoldofhisthunderingouthislieswithapoplecticvisage,hiseyesstartingoutofhishead,andperspirationbeadinghisforehead。Thefountainofhisreminiscenceswasinrealityquitedriedup,anditmustbeadmittedthatthisexcellentoldmanhadonlytoogoodreasontoconsiderhimselfaninjuredperson。

Inthisway,then,cametobewrittenthefirstdelightfulchaptersofBaronMunchausen’s\"NarrativeofhisTravelsandCampaignsinRussia。\"

Itwasnotprimarilyintendedasasatire,norwasitspeciallydesignedtotakeoftheextravagantflightsofcontemporarytravellers。Itwasratheraliteraryfrivolity,thrownoffatoneeffortbyatatterdemaliongeniusinsoreneedofafewguineas。

Theremainderofthebookisamelancholyexampleofthefallacyofenlargementsandofsequels。NeitherRaspenorthebaroncanbeseriouslyheldresponsibleforasinglewordofit。Itmusthavebeenwrittenbyabookseller’shack,whomitisnowquiteimpossibletoidentify,butwhowasevidentlyofnativeorigin;andthebookisacharacteristicallyEnglishproduct,fullofpersonalandpoliticalsatire,withjustatwangofedification。Thefirstcontinuation(chaptersoneandseven,totwenty,inclusive),whichwassuppliedwiththethirdedition,ismerelyamodern/rechauffé/,with\"uptodate\"allusions,ofLucian’s/VeraHistoria/。PrototypesofthemajorityofthestoriesmayeitherbefoundinLucianorinthetwentyvolumesof/VoyagesImaginaires/,publishedatParisin1787。Incase,however,anyreadershouldbescepticalastotheaccuracyofthisstatementhewillhavenoverygreatdifficultyinsupposing,asDr。

JohnsonsupposedofOssian,thatanybodycouldwriteagreatamountofsuchstuffifhewouldonlyconsenttoabandonhismindtothetask。

WiththesupplementarychapterscommencetopicalallusionstotherecentlyissuedmemoirsofBarondeTott,anenterprisingFrenchmanwhohadservedtheGreatTurkagainsttheRussiansintheCrimea(anEnglishtranslationofhisbookhadappearedin1785)。Thesatireuponthisgallantsoldier’sveracityappearstobequiteundeserved,thoughonecanhardlyreadportionsofhisadventureswithoutbeingforciblyremindedoftheBaron’slaconicstyle。ItisneedlesstoaddthattheamazingaccountofDeTott’soriginisgrosslylibellous。Theamountofpublicinterestexcitedbythe?ronauticalexploitsofMontgolfierandBlanchardwasalsoplayfullysatirised。TheirfirstimitatorinEngland,VincenzoLunardi,hadmadeasuccessfulascentfromMoorfieldsasrecentlyas1784,whileinthefollowingyearBlanchardcrossedthechannelinaballoonandearnedthesobriquet/DonQuixotedelaManche/。Hisgrotesqueappropriationofthemotto\"/Sicituradastra/\"madehim,atleast,afitobjectforMunchausen’sgibes。IntheBaron’svisittoGibraltarwehaveevidencethattheanonymouswriter,incommonwiththerestofthereadingpublic,hadbeenstudyingJohnDrinkwater’s\"HistoryoftheSiegeofGibraltar\"

(completedin1783),whichhadwithextremerapidityestablisheditsreputationasamilitaryclassic。Similarly,inthePolaradventures,the\"VoyagetowardstheNorthPole,\"1774,ofConstantineJohnPhipps,afterwardsLordMulgrave,isgentlyridiculed,andsoalsosomeincidentsfromPatrickBrydone’s\"TourthroughSicilyandMalta\"

(1773),are,fornoobviousreason,contemptuouslydraggedin。Theexploitationofabsurdandlibellouschap—booklivesofPopeClementXIV。,thefamousGanganelli,canonlybedescribedasalowbidforvulgarapplause。AFrenchtranslationofBaronFriedrichvonTrenck’scelebratedMemoirsappearedatMetzin1787,anditwouldcertainlyseemthatinoverlookingthemthecompilerofMunchausenwasguiltyofagraveomission。Hemay,however,haveregardedTrenck’sadventureslessasmaterialforridiculethanasaseriesof/hableries/whichthreatenedtorivalhisown。

TheSeventhEdition,publishedin1793,withthesupplement(pp。142—

161),was,withtheabominableproclivitytoedificationwhichmarkedthepublisheroftheperiod(thatof\"GoodyTwo—Shoes\"and\"SandfordandMerton\"),styled\"GulliverReviv’d:/ortheViceofLyingProperlyExposed/。\"Thepreviousyearhadwitnessedthefirstappearanceofthesequel,ofwhichthefulltitlehasalreadybeengiven,\"withtwentycapitalcopperplates,includingthebaron’sportrait。\"ThemeritofMunchausenasamouthpieceforridiculingtraveller’stall—talk,orindeedanythingthatshockedtheincredulityoftheage,wasbythistimewidelyrecognised。AndhencewithsomelittleingenuitythepopularcharacterwaspressedintotheserviceofthevulgarclamouragainstJamesBruce,whose\"TravelstoDiscovertheSourcesoftheNile\"hadappearedin1790。InparticularBruce’sdescriptionoftheAbyssiniancustomoffeedingupon\"livebullsandkava\"provokedachorusofincredulity。ThetravellerwasridiculeduponthestageasMacfable,andinacloudofephemeralproductions;noristhefollowingallusioninPeterPindarobscure:——

\"NorhaveIbeenwheremen(whatlossalas!)

Killhalfacow,thensendtheresttograss。\"

ThewayinwhichBruceresentedthepopularscepticismisillustratedbythefollowinganecdotetoldbySirFrancisHead,hisbiographer。A

gentlemanonceobserved,atacountryhousewhereBrucewasstaying,thatitwasnotpossiblethatthenativesofAbyssiniacouldeatrawmeat!\"Brucesaidnotaword,butleavingtheroom,shortlyreturnedfromthekitchenwithapieceofrawbeef—steak,pepperedandsaltedintheAbyssinianfashion。’Youwilleatthat,sir,orfightme,’hesaid。Whenthegentlemanhadeatenuptherawflesh(mostwillinglywouldhehaveeatenhiswordsinstead),Brucecalmlyobserved,’Now,sir,youwillneveragainsayitis/impossible/。’\"Inreality,BruceseemstohavebeentreatedwithmuchthesameinjusticeasHerodotus。

Thetruthofthebulkofhisnarrativehasbeenfullyestablished,althoughapassionforthepicturesquemaycertainlyhaveledhimtoembellishmanyoftheminorparticulars。Anditmustberemembered,thathisbookwasnotdictateduntiltwelveyearsaftertheeventsnarrated。

ApartfromBruce,however,thesequel,likethepreviouscontinuation,containsagreatvarietyofpolitical,literary,andotherallusionsofthemostpurelytopicalcharacter——Dr。Johnson’sTourintheHebrides,Mr。Pitt,Burke’sfamouspamphletupontheFrenchRevolution,CaptainCook,TippooSahib(whohadbeenbroughttobaybyLordCornwallisbetween1790and1792)。TherevolutionarypandemoniuminParis,andtheroyalflighttoVarennesinJune1791,andthelossofthe\"RoyalGeorge\"in1782,allformthesubjectsofquizzicalcomments,andtherearemanyotherallusionstheinterestofwhichisquiteasephemeralasthoseofaDruryLanepantomimeoraGaietyBurlesque。

Neverthelesstheaccretionshaveprovedpowerlesstospoil\"Munchausen。\"ThenucleussuppliedbyRaspewasinstinctwithsomuchenergythatithassucceededinvitalisingthewholemassofextraneousextravagance。

Although,like\"Gulliver’sTravels,\"\"Munchausen\"mightatfirstsightappeartobeill—suited,inmorethanonerespect,forthenursery,yetithasprovedthedelightofchildrenofallages;andthereareprobablyfew,inthebackgroundofwhosechildishimaginationtheastonishingMunchausenhasnotatonetimeoranother,togetherwithRobinsonCrusoe,Jack—the—Giant—Killer,andthePiedPiperofHamelyn,assumedproportionsatoncegiganticandseductivelypicturesque。

Thework,ashasbeenshown,assumeditsfinalformbeforethecloseoftheeighteenthcentury;withthenineteenthitcommenceditstriumphantprogressoverthecivilisedworld。Someofthesubsequenttransformationsandmigrationsofthebookareworthyofbriefrecord。

AvoluminousGermancontinuationwaspublishedatStendhalinthreevolumesbetween1794and1800。TherewasalsoacontinuationcomprisingexploitsatWalcheren,theDardanelles,Talavera,Cintra,andelsewhere,publishedinLondonin1811。AnelaborateFrenchtranslation,withembellishmentsintheFrenchmanner,appearedatParisin1862。Immerman’scelebratednovelentitled\"Munchausen\"waspublishedinfourvolumesatDusseldorfin1841,andaveryfreerenderingoftheBaron’sexploits,styled\"Munchausen’sLugenabenteuer,\"atLeipsicin1846。TheworkhasalsobeentranslatedintoDutch,Danish,Magyar(/BarddeMánx/),Russian,Portuguese,Spanish(/ElCondedelasMaravillas/),andmanyothertongues,andanestimatethatoveronehundrededitionshaveappearedinEngland,Germany,andAmericaalone,isprobablyratherunderthanabovethemark。

Thebookhas,moreover,atthesametimeprovidedillustrationstowritersandorators,andtherichestandmostamplematerialforillustrationstoartists。Theoriginalroughwoodcutsareanonymous,butthepossibilitiesoftheworkwerediscoveredasearlyas1809,byThomasRowlandson,whoillustratedtheeditionpublishedinthatyear。

Theeditionof1859owedembellishmentstoCrowquill,whileCruikshanksuppliedsomecharacteristicwoodcutstothatof1869。ColoureddesignsforthetravelswereexecutedbyaFrenchartistRichardin1878,andillustrationswereundertakenindependentlyfortheGermaneditionsbyRiepenhausenandHosemannrespectively。TheGermanartistAdolphSchr?dterhasalsopaintedacelebratedpicturerepresentingtheBaronsurroundedbyhislisteners。Butofalltheillustrationsyetinvented,thegeneralverdicthashithertodeclaredinfavourofthosesuppliedtoThéophileGautier’sFrencheditionof1862byGustaveDoré,whofullymaintainedbythemthereputationhehadgainedforworkofasimilar/genre/inhisdrawingsforBalzac’s/ContesDr?latiques/。When,however,thepublichashadanopportunityofappreciatingtheadmirablyfantasticdrawingsmadebyMr。WilliamStrangandMr。J。B。Clarkforthepresentedition,theywillprobablyadmitthatBaronMunchausen’sindebtednesstohisillustrations,alreadyverygreat,hasbeenmorethandoubled。

PREFACE

TO

THEFIRSTEDITION

BaronMunnikhousonorMunchausen,ofBodenweder,nearHamelynontheWeser,belongstothenoblefamilyofthatname,whichgavetotheKing’sGermandominionsthelateprimeministerandseveralotherpubliccharactersequallybrightandillustrious。Heisamanofgreatoriginalhumour;andhavingfoundthatprejudicedmindscannotbereasonedintocommonsense,andthatboldassertorsareveryapttobullyandspeaktheiraudienceoutofit,heneverargueswitheitherofthem,butadroitlyturnstheconversationuponindifferenttopicsandthentellsastoryofhistravels,campaigns,andsportingadventures,inamannerpeculiartohimself,andwellcalculatedtoawakenandshamethecommonsenseofthosewhohavelostsightofitbyprejudiceorhabit。

Asthismethodhasbeenoftenattendedwithgoodsuccess,webegleavetolaysomeofhisstoriesbeforethepublic,andhumblyrequestthosewhoshallfindthemratherextravagantandborderinguponthemarvellous,whichwillrequirebutaverymoderateshareofcommonsense,toexercisethesameuponeveryoccurrenceoflife,andchieflyuponourEnglishpolitics,inwhich/oldhabits/and/boldassertions/,setoffbyeloquentspeechesandsupportedbyconstitutionalmobs,associations,volunteers,andforeigninfluence,haveoflate,weapprehend,buttoosuccessfullyturnedourbrains,andmadeusthelaughing—stockofEurope,andofFranceandHollandinparticular。

TOTHEPUBLIC

Havingheard,forthefirsttime,thatmyadventureshavebeendoubted,andlookeduponasjokes,Ifeelboundtocomeforwardandvindicatemycharacter/forveracity/,bypayingthreeshillingsattheMansionHouseofthisgreatcityfortheaffidavitsheretoappended。

ThisIhavebeenforcedintoinregardofmyownhonour,althoughI

haveretiredformanyyearsfrompublicandprivatelife;andIhopethatthis,mylastedition,willplacemeinaproperlightwithmyreaders。

ATTHECITYOFLONDON,ENGLAND。

/We/,theundersigned,astruebelieversinthe/profit/,domostsolemnlyaffirm,thatalltheadventuresofourfriendBaronMunchausen,inwhatevercountrytheymay/lie/,arepositiveandsimplefacts。/And/,aswehavebeenbelieved,whoseadventuresaretenfoldmorewonderful,/so/dowehopealltruebelieverswillgivehimtheirfullfaithandcredence。

GULLIVER。xSINBAD。xALADDIN。x/SwornattheMansionHouse9thNov。last,intheabsenceoftheLordMayor。/

JOHN(/thePorter/)。

TRAVELSOF

BARONMUNCHAUSEN

CHAPTERI

[THEBARONISSUPPOSEDTORELATETHESEADVENTURESTOHISFRIENDS

OVERABOTTLE。]

/TheBaronrelatesanaccountofhisfirsttravels——Theastonishingeffectsofastorm——ArrivesatCeylon;combatsandconquerstwoextraordinaryopponents——ReturnstoHolland。/

Someyearsbeforemybeardannouncedapproachingmanhood,or,inotherwords,whenIwasneithermannorboy,butbetweenboth,Iexpressedinrepeatedconversationsastrongdesireofseeingtheworld,fromwhichIwasdiscouragedbymyparents,thoughmyfatherhadbeennoinconsiderabletravellerhimself,aswillappearbeforeIhavereachedtheendofmysingular,and,Imayadd,interestingadventures。A

cousin,bymymother’sside,tookalikingtome,oftensaidIwasfineforwardyouth,andwasmuchinclinedtogratifymycuriosity。Hiseloquencehadmoreeffectthanmine,formyfatherconsentedtomyaccompanyinghiminavoyagetotheislandofCeylon,wherehisunclehadresidedasgovernormanyyears。

WesailedfromAmsterdamwithdespatchesfromtheirHighMightinessestheStatesofHolland。Theonlycircumstancewhichhappenedonourvoyageworthrelatingwasthewonderfuleffectsofastorm,whichhadtornupbytherootsagreatnumberoftreesofenormousbulkandheight,inanislandwherewelayatanchortotakeinwoodandwater;

someofthesetreesweighedmanytons,yettheywerecarriedbythewindsoamazinglyhigh,thattheyappearedlikethefeathersofsmallbirdsfloatingintheair,fortheywereatleastfivemilesabovetheearth:however,assoonasthestormsubsidedtheyallfellperpendicularlyintotheirrespectiveplaces,andtookrootagain,exceptthelargest,whichhappened,whenitwasblownintotheair,tohaveamanandhiswife,averyhonestoldcouple,uponitsbranches,gatheringcucumbers(inthispartoftheglobethatusefulvegetablegrowsupontrees):theweightofthiscouple,asthetreedescended,over—balancedthetrunk,andbroughtitdowninahorizontalposition:

itfelluponthechiefmanoftheisland,andkilledhimonthespot;

hehadquittedhishouseinthestorm,underanapprehensionofitsfallinguponhim,andwasreturningthroughhisowngardenwhenthisfortunateaccidenthappened。Thewordfortunate,here,requiressomeexplanation。Thischiefwasamanofaveryavariciousandoppressivedisposition,andthoughhehadnofamily,thenativesoftheislandwerehalf—starvedbyhisoppressiveandinfamousimpositions。

Theverygoodswhichhehadthustakenfromthemwerespoilinginhisstores,whilethepoorwretchesfromwhomtheywereplunderedwerepininginpoverty。Thoughthedestructionofthistyrantwasaccidental,thepeoplechosethecucumber—gatherersfortheirgovernors,asamarkoftheirgratitudefordestroying,thoughaccidentally,theirlatetyrant。

Afterwehadrepairedthedamageswesustainedinthisremarkablestorm,andtakenleaveofthenewgovernorandhislady,wesailedwithafairwindfortheobjectofourvoyage。

InaboutsixweekswearrivedatCeylon,wherewewerereceivedwithgreatmarksoffriendshipandtruepoliteness。Thefollowingsingularadventuresmaynotproveunentertaining。

AfterwehadresidedatCeylonaboutafortnightIaccompaniedoneofthegovernor’sbrothersuponashootingparty。Hewasastrong,athleticman,andbeingusedtothatclimate(forhehadresidedtheresomeyears),heboretheviolentheatofthesunmuchbetterthanI

could;inourexcursionhehadmadeaconsiderableprogressthroughathickwoodwhenIwasonlyattheentrance。

Nearthebanksofalargepieceofwater,whichhadengagedmyattention,IthoughtIheardarustlingnoisebehind;onturningaboutIwasalmostpetrified(aswhowouldnotbe?)atthesightofalion,whichwasevidentlyapproachingwiththeintentionofsatisfyinghisappetitewithmypoorcarcase,andthatwithoutaskingmyconsent。

Whatwastobedoneinthishorribledilemma?Ihadnotevenamomentforreflection;mypiecewasonlychargedwithswan—shot,andIhadnootheraboutme:however,thoughIcouldhavenoideaofkillingsuchananimalwiththatweakkindofammunition,yetIhadsomehopesoffrighteninghimbythereport,andperhapsofwoundinghimalso。I

immediatelyletfly,withoutwaitingtillhewaswithinreach,andthereportdidbutenragehim,forhenowquickenedhispace,andseemedtoapproachmefullspeed:Iattemptedtoescape,butthatonlyadded(ifanadditioncouldbemade)tomydistress;forthemomentIturnedaboutIfoundalargecrocodile,withhismouthextendedalmostreadytoreceiveme。Onmyrighthandwasthepieceofwaterbeforementioned,andonmyleftadeepprecipice,saidtohave,asIhavesincelearned,areceptacleatthebottomforvenomouscreatures;inshortIgavemyselfupaslost,forthelionwasnowuponhishind—

legs,justintheactofseizingme;Ifellinvoluntarilytothegroundwithfear,and,asitafterwardsappeared,hesprangoverme。I

laysometimeinasituationwhichnolanguagecandescribe,expectingtofeelhisteethortalonsinsomepartofmeeverymoment:afterwaitinginthisprostratesituationafewsecondsIheardaviolentbutunusualnoise,differentfromanysoundthathadeverbeforeassailedmyears;norisitatalltobewonderedat,whenIinformyoufromwhenceitproceeded:afterlisteningforsometime,I

venturedtoraisemyheadandlookround,when,tomyunspeakablejoy,Iperceivedthelionhad,bytheeagernesswithwhichhesprungatme,jumpedforward,asIfell,intothecrocodile’smouth!which,asbeforeobserved,waswideopen;theheadoftheonestuckinthethroatoftheother!andtheywerestrugglingtoextricatethemselves!

Ifortunatelyrecollectedmy/couteaudechasse/,whichwasbymyside;withthisinstrumentIseveredthelion’sheadatoneblow,andthebodyfellatmyfeet!Ithen,withthebutt—endofmyfowling—

piece,rammedtheheadfartherintothethroatofthecrocodile,anddestroyedhimbysuffocation,forhecouldneithergorgenorejectit。

SoonafterIhadthusgainedacompletevictoryovermytwopowerfuladversaries,mycompanionarrivedinsearchofme;forfindingIdidnotfollowhimintothewood,hereturned,apprehendingIhadlostmyway,ormetwithsomeaccident。

Aftermutualcongratulations,wemeasuredthecrocodile,whichwasjustfortyfeetinlength。

Assoonaswehadrelatedthisextraordinaryadventuretothegovernor,hesentawaggonandservants,whobroughthomethetwocarcases。Thelion’sskinwasproperlypreserved,withitshairon,afterwhichitwasmadeintotobacco—pouches,andpresentedbyme,uponourreturntoHolland,totheburgomasters,who,inreturn,requestedmyacceptanceofathousandducats。

Theskinofthecrocodilewasstuffedintheusualmanner,andmakesacapitalarticleintheirpublicmuseumatAmsterdam,wheretheexhibitorrelatesthewholestorytoeachspectator,withsuchadditionsashethinksproper。Someofhisvariationsareratherextravagant;oneofthemis,thatthelionjumpedquitethroughthecrocodile,andwasmakinghisescapeatthebackdoor,when,assoonashisheadappeared,MonsieurtheGreatBaron(asheispleasedtocallme)cutitoff,andthreefeetofthecrocodile’stailalongwithit;nay,solittleattentionhasthisfellowtothetruth,thathesometimesadds,assoonasthecrocodilemissedhistail,heturnedabout,snatchedthe/couteaudechasse/outofMonsieur’shand,andswalloweditwithsucheagernessthatitpiercedhisheartandkilledhimimmediately!

Thelittleregardwhichthisimpudentknavehastoveracitymakesmesometimesapprehensivethatmy/realfacts/mayfallundersuspicion,bybeingfoundincompanywithhisconfoundedinventions。

CHAPTERII

/InwhichtheBaronproveshimselfagoodshot——Heloseshishorse,andfindsawolf——Makeshimdrawhissledge——Promisestoentertainhiscompanywitharelationofsuchfactsasarewelldeservingtheirnotice。/

IsetofffromRomeonajourneytoRussia,inthemidstofwinter,fromajustnotionthatfrostandsnowmustofcoursemendtheroads,whicheverytravellerhaddescribedasuncommonlybadthroughthenorthernpartsofGermany,Poland,Courland,andLivonia。Iwentonhorseback,asthemostconvenientmanneroftravelling;Iwasbutlightlyclothed,andofthisIfelttheinconveniencethemoreI

advancednorth—east。Whatmustnotapooroldmanhavesufferedinthatsevereweatherandclimate,whomIsawonableakcommoninPoland,lyingontheroad,helpless,shivering,andhardlyhavingwherewithaltocoverhisnakedness?Ipitiedthepoorsoul:thoughI

felttheseverityoftheairmyself,Ithrewmymantleoverhim,andimmediatelyIheardavoicefromtheheavens,blessingmeforthatpieceofcharity,saying——

\"Youwillberewarded,myson,forthisintime。\"

Iwenton:nightanddarknessovertookme。Novillagewastobeseen。

Thecountrywascoveredwithsnow,andIwasunacquaintedwiththeroad。

Tired,Ialighted,andfastenedmyhorsetosomethinglikeapointedstumpofatree,whichappearedabovethesnow;forthesakeofsafetyIplacedmypistolsundermyarm,andlaiddownonthesnow,whereI

sleptsosoundlythatIdidnotopenmyeyestillfulldaylight。Itisnoteasytoconceivemyastonishmenttofindmyselfinthemidstofavillage,lyinginachurchyard;norwasmyhorsetobeseen,butI

heardhimsoonafterneighsomewhereaboveme。OnlookingupwardsI

beheldhimhangingbyhisbridletotheweather—cockofthesteeple。

Matterswerenowveryplaintome:thevillagehadbeencoveredwithsnowovernight;asuddenchangeofweatherhadtakenplace;Ihadsunkdowntothechurchyardwhilstasleep,gently,andinthesameproportionasthesnowhadmeltedaway;andwhatinthedarkIhadtakentobeastumpofalittletreeappearingabovethesnow,towhichIhadtiedmyhorse,provedtohavebeenthecrossorweather—

cockofthesteeple!

WithoutlongconsiderationItookoneofmypistols,shotthebridleintwo,broughtthehorse,andproceededonmyjourney。[HeretheBaronseemstohaveforgothisfeelings;heshouldcertainlyhaveorderedhishorseafeedofcorn,afterfastingsolong。]

Hecarriedmewell——advancingintotheinteriorpartsofRussia。I

foundtravellingonhorsebackratherunfashionableinwinter,thereforeIsubmitted,asIalwaysdo,tothecustomofthecountry,tookasinglehorsesledge,anddrovebrisklytowardsSt。Petersburg。

IdonotexactlyrecollectwhetheritwasinEastlandorJugemanland,butIrememberthatinthemidstofadrearyforestIspiedaterriblewolfmakingafterme,withallthespeedofravenouswinterhunger。Hesoonovertookme。Therewasnopossibilityofescape。MechanicallyI

laidmyselfdownflatinthesledge,andletmyhorserunforoursafety。WhatIwished,buthardlyhopedorexpected,happenedimmediatelyafter。Thewolfdidnotmindmeintheleast,buttookaleapoverme,andfallingfuriouslyonthehorse,beganinstantlytotearanddevourthehind—partofthepooranimal,whichranthefasterforhispainandterror。Thusunnoticedandsafemyself,Iliftedmyheadslylyup,andwithhorrorIbeheldthatthewolfhadatehiswayintothehorse’sbody;itwasnotlongbeforehehadfairlyforcedhimselfintoit,whenItookmyadvantage,andfelluponhimwiththebutt—endofmywhip。Thisunexpectedattackinhisrearfrightenedhimsomuch,thatheleapedforwardwithallhismight:thehorse’scarcasedroppedontheground,butinhisplacethewolfwasintheharness,andIonmypartwhippinghimcontinually:webotharrivedinfullcareersafeatSt。Petersburg,contrarytoourrespectiveexpectations,andverymuchtotheastonishmentofthespectators。

Ishallnottireyou,gentlemen,withthepolitics,arts,sciences,andhistoryofthismagnificentmetropolisofRussia,nortroubleyouwiththevariousintriguesandpleasantadventuresIhadinthepolitercirclesofthatcountry,wheretheladyofthehousealwaysreceivesthevisitorwithadramandasalute。Ishallconfinemyselfrathertothegreaterandnoblerobjectsofyourattention,horsesanddogs,myfavouritesinthebrutecreation;alsotofoxes,wolves,andbears,withwhich,andgameingeneral,Russiaaboundsmorethananyotherpartoftheworld;andtosuchsports,manlyexercises,andfeatsofgallantryandactivity,asshowthegentlemanbetterthanmustyGreekorLatin,oralltheperfume,finery,andcapersofFrenchwitsor/petit—ma?tres/。