第6章

AsTom,quakingaswithapalsy,passedoutatthegate,threewomencameflyingfromthehouseontheoppositesideofthelane。

Theyrushedbyhimandinatthegate,askinghimwhatthetroublewasthere,butnotwaitingforananswer。

Tomsaidtohimself,\"Thoseoldmaidswaitedtodress——theydidthesamethingthenightStevens’shouseburneddownnextdoor。\"

Inafewminuteshewasinthehauntedhouse。Helightedacandleandtookoffhisgirl—clothes。Therewasbloodonhimalldownhisleftside,andhisrighthandwasredwiththestainsoftheblood—soakednoteswhichhehascrushedinit;butotherwisehewasfreefromthissortofevidence。Hecleansedhishandonthestraw,andcleanedmostofthesmutfromhisface。Thenheburnedthemaleandfemaleattiretoashes,scatteredtheashes,andputonadisguiseproperforatramp。Heblewouthislight,wentbelow,andwassoonloafingdowntheriverroadwiththeintenttoborrowanduseoneofRoxy’sdevices。Hefoundacanoeandpaddleddowndownstream,settingthecanoeadriftasdawnapproached,andmakinghiswaybylandtothenextvillage,wherehekeptoutofsighttillatransientsteamercamealong,andthentookdeckpassageforSt。Louis。HewasillateaseDawson’sLandingwasbehindhim;thenhesaidtohimself,\"Allthedetectivesonearthcouldn’ttracemenow;there’snotavestigeofaclueleftintheworld;thathomicidewilltakeitsplacewiththepermanentmysteries,andpeoplewon’tgetdonetryingtoguessoutthesecretofitforfiftyyears。\"

InSt。Louis,nextmorning,hereadthisbrieftelegraminthepapers——datedatDawson’sLanding:

JudgeDriscoll,anoldandrespectedcitizen,wasassassinatedhereaboutmidnightbyaprofligateItaliannoblemanorabarberonaccountofaquarrelgrowingoutoftherecentelection。

Theassassinwillprobablybelynched。

\"Oneofthetwins!\"soliloquizedTom。\"Howlucky!

Itistheknifethathasdonehimthisgrace。Weneverknowwhenfortuneistryingtofavorus。IactuallycursedPudd’nheadWilsoninmyheartforputtingitoutofmypowertosellthatknife。

Itakeitbacknow。\"

Tomwasnowrichandindependent。Hearrangedwiththeplanter,andmailedtoWilsonthenewbillofsalewhichsoldRoxanatoherself;thenhetelegraphedhisAuntPratt:

Haveseentheawfulnewsinthepapersandamalmostprostratedwithgrief。Shallstartbypackettoday。

TrytobearuptillIcome。

WhenWilsonreachedthehouseofmourningandhadgatheredsuchdetailsasMrs。Prattandtherestofthecrowdcouldtellhim,hetookcommandasmayor,andgaveordersthatnothingshouldbetouched,buteverythingleftasitwasuntilJusticeRobinsonshouldarriveandtakethepropermeasuresascorner。

Heclearedeverybodyoutoftheroombutthetwinsandhimself。

Thesheriffsoonarrivedandtookthetwinsawaytojail。

Wilsontoldthemtokeepheart,andpromisedtodoitbestintheirdefensewhenthecaseshouldcometotrial。JusticeRobinsoncamepresently,andwithhimConstableBlake。Theyexaminedtheroomthoroughly。Theyfoundtheknifeandthesheath。

Wilsonnoticedthattherewerefingerprintsontheknife’shandle。

Thatpleasedhim,forthetwinshadrequiredtheearliestcomerstomakeascrutinyoftheirhandsandclothes,andneitherthesepeoplenorWilsonhimselfhadfoundanybloodstainsuponthem。

Couldtherebeapossibilitythatthetwinshadspokenthetruthwhentheyhadsaidtheyfoundthemandeadwhentheyranintothehouseinanswertothecryforhelp?Hethoughtofthatmysteriousgirlatonce。Butthiswasnotthesortofworkforagirltobeengagedin。Nomatter;TomDriscoll’sroommustbeexamined。

Afterthecoroner’sjuryhadviewedthebodyanditssurroundings,Wilsonsuggestedasearchupstairs,andhewentalong。

ThejuryforcedanentrancetoTom’sroom,butfoundnothing,ofcourse。

Thecoroner’sjuryfoundthatthehomicidewascommittedbyLuigi,andthatAngelowasaccessorytoit。

Thetownwasbitteragainsthemisfortunates,andforthefirstfewdaysafterthemurdertheywereinconstantdangerofbeinglynched。ThegrandjurypresentlyindictedLuigiformurderinthefirstdegree,andAngeloasaccessorybeforethefact。

Thetwinsweretransferredfromthecityjailtothecountyprisontoawaittrial。

Wilsonexaminedthefingermarksontheknifehandleandsaidtohimself,\"Neitherofthetwinsmadethosemarks。\"

Thenmanifestlytherewasanotherpersonconcerned,eitherinhisowninterestorashiredassassin。\"

Butwhocoulditbe?That,hemusttrytofindout。

Thesafewasnotopened,thecashboxwasclosed,andhadthreethousanddollarsinit。Thenrobberywasnotthemotive,andrevengewas。WherehadthemurderedmananenemyexceptLuigi?

Therewasbutthatonepersonintheworldwithadeepgrudgeagainsthim。

Themysteriousgirl!ThegirlwasagreattrialtoWilson。

Ifthemotivehadbeenrobbery,thegirlmightanswer;buttherewasn’tanygirlthatwouldwanttotakethisoldman’slifeforrevenge。

Hehadnoquarrelswithgirls;hewasagentleman。

Wilsonhadperfecttracingsofthefingermarksoftheknifehandle;

andamonghisglassrecordshehadagreatarrayoffingerprintsofwomenandgirls,collectedduringthelastfifteenoreighteenyears,buthescannedtheminvain,theysuccessfullywithstoodeverytest;amongthemwerenoduplicatesoftheprintsontheknife。

ThepresenceoftheknifeonthestageofthemurderwasaworryingcircumstanceforWilson。AweekpreviouslyhehadasgoodasadmittedtohimselfthathebelievedLuigihadpossessedsuchaknife,andthathestillpossesseditnotwithstandinghispretensethatithadbeenstolen。Andnowherewastheknife,andwithitthetwins。Halfthetownhadsaidthetwinswerehumbuggingwhentheclaimedtheyhadlosttheirknife,andnowthesepeoplewerejoyful,andsaid,\"Itoldyouso!\"

Iftheirfingerprintshadbeenonthehandle——butuselesstobotheranyfurtheraboutthat;thefingerprintsonthehandlewereNOTtheirs——thatheknewperfectly。

WilsonrefusedtosuspectTom;forfirst,Tomcouldn’tmurderanybody——hehadn’tcharacterenough;secondly,ifhecouldmurderapersonhewouldn’tselecthisdotingbenefactorandnearestrelative;thirdly,self—interestwasintheway;

forwhiletheunclelived,Tomwassureofafreesupportandachancetogetthedestroyedwillrevivedagain,butwiththeunclegone,thatchancewasgonetoo。Itwastruethewillhadreallybeenrevived,aswasnowdiscovered,butTomcouldnothavebeenawareofit,orhewouldhavespokenofit,inhisnativetalky,unsecretiveway。Finally,TomwasinSt。Louiswhenthemurderwasdone,andgotthenewsoutofthemorningjournals,aswasshownbyhistelegramtohisaunt。Thesespeculationswereumemphasizedsensationsratherthanarticulatedthoughts,forWilsonwouldhavelaughedattheideaofseriouslyconnectingTomwiththemurder。

Wilsonregardedthecaseofthetwinsasdesperate——infact,abouthopeless。Forhearguedthatifaconfederatewasnotfound,anenlightenedMissourijurywouldhangthem;sure;

ifaconfederatewasfound,thatwouldnotimprovethematter,butsimplyfurnishonemorepersonforthesherifftohang。

Nothingcouldsavethetwinsbutthediscoveryofapersonwhodidthemurderonhissolepersonalaccount——anundertakingwhichhadalltheaspectoftheimpossible。Still,thepersonwhomadethefingerprintsmustbesought。ThetwinsmighthavenocaseWITHthem,buttheycertainlywouldhavenonewithouthim。

SoWilsonmoonedaround,thinking,thinking,guessing,guessing,dayandnight,andarrivingnowhere。Wheneverheranacrossagirlorawomanhewasnotacquaintedwith,hegotherfingerprints,ononepretextoranother;andtheyalwayscosthimasighwhenhegothome,fortheynevertalliedwiththefingermarksontheknifehandle。

Astothemysteriousgirl,Tomsworeheknewnosuchgirl,anddidnotremembereverseeingagirlwearingadressliketheonedescribedbyWilson。Headmittedthathedidnotalwayslockhisroom,andthatsometimestheservantsforgottolockthehousedoors;still,inhisopinionthegirlmusthavemadebutfewvisitsorshewouldhavebeendiscovered。WhenWilsontriedtoconnectherwiththestealingraid,andthoughtshemighthavebeentheoldwoman’confederate,ifnottheverythiefdisguisedasanoldwoman,Tomseemedstuck,andalsomuchinterested,andsaidhewouldkeepasharpeyeoutforthispersonorpersons,althoughhewasafraidthatsheortheywouldbetoosmarttoventureagainintoatownwhereeverybodywouldnowbeonthewatchforagoodwhiletocome。

EverybodywaspityingTom,helookedsoquietandsorrowful,andseemedtofeelhisgreatlosssodeeply。Hewasplayingapart,butitwasnotallapart。Thepictureofhisallegeduncle,ashehadlastseenhim,wasbeforehiminthedarkprettyfrequently,whenhewasaway,andcalledagaininhisdreams,whenhewasasleep。Hewouldn’tgointotheroomwherethetragedyhadhappened。ThischarmedthedotingMrs。Pratt,whorealizednow,\"asshehadneverdonebefore,\"shesaid,whatasensitiveanddelicatenatureherdarlinghad,andhowheadoredhispooruncle。

CHAPTER20

TheMurdererChucklesEventheclearestandmostperfectcircumstantialevidenceislikelytobeatfault,afterall,andthereforeoughttobereceivedwithgreatcaution。Takethecaseofanypencil,sharpenedbyanywoman;ifyouhavewitnesses,youwillfindshediditwithaknife;butifyoutakesimplytheaspectofthepencil,youwillsayshediditwithherteeth。

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarTheweeksdraggedalong,nofriendvisitingthejailedtwinsbuttheircounselandAuntPatsyCooper,andthedayoftrialcameatlast——theheaviestdayinWilson’slife;forwithallhistirelessdiligencehehaddiscoverednosignortraceofthemissingconfederate。\"Confederate\"wasthetermhehadlongagoprivatelyacceptedforthatperson——notasbeingunquestionablytherightterm,butasbeingtheleastpossiblytherightone,thoughhewasneverabletounderstandwhythetwinsdidnotvanishandescape,astheconfederatehaddone,insteadofremainingbythemurderedmanandgettingcaughtthere。

Thecourthousewascrowded,ofcourse,andwouldremainsotothefinish,fornotonlyinthetownitself,butinthecountryformilesaround,thetrialwastheonetopicofconversationamongthepeople。Mrs。Pratt,indeepmourning,andTomwithaweedonhishat,hadseatsnearPembrokeHoward,thepublicprosecutor,andbackofthemsatagreatarrayoffriendsofthefamily。Thetwinshadbutonefriendpresenttokeeptheircounselincountenance,theirpooroldsorrowinglandlady。

ShesatnearWilson,andlookedherfriendliest。Inthe\"niggercorner\"satChambers;alsoRoxy,withgoodclotheson,andherbillofsaleinherpocket。Itwashermostpreciouspossession,andsheneverpartedwithit,dayornight。Tomhadallowedherthirty—fivedollarsamontheversincehecameintohisproperty,andhadsaidtheheandsheoughttobegratefultothetwinsformakingthemrich;buthadrousedsuchatemperinherbythisspeechthathedidnotrepeattheargumentafterward。Shesaidtheoldjudgehadtreatedherchildathousandtimesbetterthanhedeserved,andhadneverdoneheranunkindnessinhislife;

soshehatedtheseoutlandishdevilsforkillinghim,andshouldn’teversleepsatisfiedtillshesawthemhangedforit。

Shewasheretowatchthetrialnow,andwasgoingtoliftupjustone\"hooraw\"overitifthecountyjudgeputherinjailayearforit。

Shegaveherturbanedheadatossandsaid,\"Whendatverdic’comes,I’sgwinetolif’datROOF,now,ITELLyou。\"

PembrokeHowardbrieflysketchedthestate’scase。

Hesaidhewouldshowbyachainofcircumstantialevidencewithoutbreakorfaultinitanywhere,thattheprincipalprisoneratthebarcommittedthemurder;thatthemotivewaspartlyrevenge,andpartlyadesiretotakehisownlifeoutofjeopardy,andthathisbrother,byhispresence,wasaconsentingaccessorytothecrime;

acrimewhichwasthebasestknowntothecalendarofhumanmisdeeds——assassination;thatitwasconceivedbytheblackestofheartsandconsummatedbythecowardliestofhands;

acrimewhichhadbrokenalovingsister’sheart,blightedthehappinessofayoungnephewwhowasasdearasason,broughtinconsolablegrieftomanyfriends,andsorrowandlosstothewholecommunity。Theutmostpenaltyoftheoutragedlawwouldbeexacted,andupontheaccused,nowpresentatthebar,thatpenaltywouldunquestionablybeexecuted。Hewouldreservefurtherremarkuntilhisclosingspeech。

Hewasstronglymoved,andsoalsowasthewholehouse;

Mrs。Prattandseveralotherwomenwereweepingwhenhesatdown,andmanyaneyethatwasfullofhatewasrivetedupontheunhappyprisoners。

Witnessafterwitnesswascalledbythestate,andquestionedatlength;butthecrossquestioningwasbrief。

Wilsonknewtheycouldfurnishnothingvaluableforhisside。

PeopleweresorryforPudd’nheadWilson;hisbuddingcareerwouldgethurtbythistrial。

SeveralwitnessessworetheyheardJudgeDriscollsayinhispublicspeechthatthetwinswouldbeabletofindtheirlostknifeagainwhentheyneededittoassassinatesomebodywith。

Thiswasnotnews,butnowitwasseentohavebeensorrowfullyprophetic,andaprofoundsensationquiveredthroughthehushedcourtroomwhenthosedismalwordswererepeated。

Thepublicprosecutorroseandsaidthatitwaswithinhisknowledge,throughaconversationheldwithJudgeDriscollonthelastdayofhislife,thatcounselforthedefensehadbroughthimachallengefromthepersonchargedatthebarwithmurder;

thathehadrefusedtofightwithaconfessedassassin——

\"thatis,onthefieldofhonor,\"buthadaddedsignificantly,thatwouldwouldbereadyforhimelsewhere。PresumablythepersonherechargedwithmurderwaswarnedthathemustkillorbekilledthefirsttimeheshouldmeetJudgeDriscoll。Ifcounselforthedefensechosetoletthestatementstandso,hewouldnotcallhimtothewitnessstand。Mr。Wilsonsaidhewouldoffernodenial。

[Murmursinthehouse:\"ItisgettingworseandworseforWilson’scase。\"]

Mrs。Pratttestifiedthatsheheardnooutcry,anddidnotknowwhatwokeherup,unlessitwasthesoundofrapidfootstepsapproachingthefrontdoor。Shejumpedupandranoutinthehalljustasshewas,andheardthefootstepsflyingupthefrontstepsandthenfollowingbehindherassherantothesittingroom。

Thereshefoundtheaccusedstandingoverhermurderedbrother。

[Hereshebrokedownandsobbed。Sensationinthecourt。]

Resuming,shesaidthepersonsenteredbehindherwereMr。RogersandMr。Buckstone。

Cross—examinedbyWilson,shesaidthetwinsproclaimedtheirinnocence;declaredthattheyhadbeentakingawalk,andhadhurriedtothehouseinresponsetoacryforhelpwhichwassoloudandstrongthattheyhadhearditataconsiderabledistance;thattheybeggedherandthegentlemenjustmentionedtoexaminetheirhandsandclothes——whichwasdone,andnobloodstainsfound。

ConfirmatoryevidencefollowedfromRogersandBuckstone。

Thefindingoftheknifewasverified,theadvertisementminutelydescribingitandofferingarewardforitwasputinevidence,anditsexactcorrespondencewiththatdescriptionproved。

Thenfollowedafewminordetails,andthecaseforthestatewasclosed。

Wilsonsaidthathehadthreewitnesses,theMissesClarkson,whowouldtestifythattheymetaveiledyoungwomanleavingJudgeDriscoll’spremisesbythebackgateafewminutesafterthecriesforhelpwereheard,andthattheirevidence,takenwithcertaincircumstantialevidencewhichhewouldcalltothecourt’sattentionto,wouldinhisopinionconvincethecourtthattherewasstillonepersonconcernedinthiscrimewhohadnotyetbeenfound,andalsothatastayofproceedingsoughttobegranted,injusticetohisclients,untilthatpersonshouldbediscovered。Asitwaslate,hewouldaskleavetodefertheexaminationofhisthreewitnessesuntilthenextmorning。

Thecrowdpouredoutoftheplaceandwentflockingawayinexcitedgroupsandcouples,takingtheeventsofthesessionoverwithvivacityandconsuminginterest,andeverybodyseemedtohavehadasatisfactoryandenjoyabledayexcepttheaccused,theircounsel,andtheiroldladyfriend。Therewasnocheeramongthese,andnosubstantialhope。

InpartingwiththetwinsAuntPatsydidattemptagood—nightwithagaypretenseofhopeandcheerinit,butbrokedownwithoutfinishing。

AbsolutelysecureasTomconsideredhimselftobe,theopeningsolemnitiesofthetrialhadneverthelessoppressedhimwithavagueuneasiness,hisbeinganaturesensitivetoeventhesmallestalarms;butfromthemomentthatthepovertyandweaknessofWilson’scaselayexposedtothecourt,hewascomfortableoncemore,evenjubilant。HeleftthecourtroomsarcasticallysorryforWilson。\"TheClarksonsmetanunknownwomaninthebacklane,\"hesaidtohimself,\"THATishiscase!

I’llgivehimacenturytofindherin——acoupleofthemifhelikes。

Awomanwhodoesn’texistanylonger,andtheclothesthatgaveherhersexburntupandtheashesthrownaway——

oh,certainly,he’llfindHEReasyenough!\"Thisreflectionsethimtoadmiring,forthehundredthtime,theshrewdingenuitiesbywhichhehadinsuredhimselfagainstdetection——more,againstevensuspicion。

\"Nearlyalwaysincaseslikethisthereissomelittledetailorotheroverlooked,someweelittletrackortraceleftbehind,anddetectionfollows;butherethere’snoteventhefaintestsuggestionofatraceleft。Nomorethanabirdleaveswhenitfliesthroughtheair——yes,throughthenight,youmaysay。

Themanthatcantrackabirdthroughtheairinthedarkandfindthatbirdisthemantotrackmeoutandfindthejudge’sassassin——nootherneedapply。AndthatisthejobthathasbeenlaidoutforpoorPudd’nheadWilson,ofallpeopleintheworld!

Lord,itwillbepatheticallyfunnytoseehimgrubbingandgropingafterthatwomanthatdon’texist,andtherightpersonsittingunderhisverynoseallthetime!\"

Themorehethoughtthesituationover,themorethehumorofitstruckhim。Finallyhesaid,\"I’llneverlethimhearthelastofthatwoman。EverytimeIcatchhimincompany,tohisdyingday,I’llaskhimintheguilelessaffectionatewaythatusedtogravelhimsowhenIinquiredhowhisunbornlawbusinesswascomingalong,’Gotonhertrackyet——hey,Pudd’nhead?’\"Hewantedtolaugh,butthatwouldnothaveanswered;therewerepeopleabout,andhewasmourningforhisuncle。HemadeuphismindthatitwouldbegoodentertainmenttolookinonWilsonthatnightandwatchhimworryoverhisbarrenlawcaseandgoadhimwithanexasperatingwordortwoofsympathyandcommiserationnowandthen。

Wilsonwantednosupper,hehadnoappetite。Hegotoutallthefingerprintsofgirlsandwomeninhiscollectionofrecordsandporedgloomilyoverthemanhourormore,tryingtoconvincehimselfthatthattroublesomegirl’smarksweretheresomewhereandhadbeenoverlooked。Butitwasnotso。Hedrewbackhischair,claspedhishandsoverhishead,andgavehimselfuptodullandaridmusings。

TomDriscolldroppedin,anhourafterdark,andsaidwithapleasantlaughashetookaseat:

\"Hello,we’vegonebacktotheamusementsofourdaysofneglectandobscurityforconsolation,havewe?\"andhetookuponeoftheglassstripsandhelditagainstthelighttoinspectit。

\"Come,cheerup,oldman;there’snouseinlosingyourgripandgoingbacktothischild’splaymerelybecausethisbigsunspotisdriftingacrossyourshinynewdisk。It’llpass,andyou’llbeallrightagain\"——andhelaidtheglassdown。

\"Didyouthinkyoucouldwinalways?\"

\"Oh,no,\"saidWilson,withasigh,\"Ididn’texpectthat,butIcan’tbelieveLuigikilledyouruncle,andIfeelverysorryforhim。Itmakesmeblue。AndyouwouldfeelasIdo,Tom,ifyouwerenotprejudicedagainstthoseyoungfellows。\"

\"Idon’tknowaboutthat,\"andTom’scountenancedarkened,forhismemoryrevertedtohiskicking。\"Iowethemnogoodwill,consideringthebrunetone’streatmentofmethatnight。

Prejudiceornoprejudice,Pudd’nhead,Idon’tlikethem,andwhentheygettheirdesertsyou’renotgoingtofindmesittingonthemourner’sbench。\"

Hetookupanotherstripofglass,andexclaimed:

\"Why,here’soldRoxy’slabel!Areyougoingtoornamenttheroyalpalaceswithniggerpawmarks,too?Bythedatehere,Iwassevenmonthsoldwhenthiswasdone,andshewasnursingmeandherlittleniggercub。There’salinestraightacrossherthumbprint。

Howcomesthat?\"andTomheldoutthepieceofglasstoWilson。

\"Thatiscommon,\"saidtheboredman,wearily。

\"Scarofacutorascratch,usually\"——andhetookthestripofglassindifferently,andraisedittowardthelamp。

Allthebloodsanksuddenlyoutofhisface;hishandquaked,andhegazedatthepolishedsurfacebeforehimwiththeglassystareofacorpse。

\"Greatheavens,what’sthematterwithyou,Wilson?

Areyougoingtofaint?\"

Tomsprangforaglassofwaterandofferedit,butWilsonshrankshudderingfromhimandsaid:

\"No,no!——takeitaway!\"Hisbreastwasrisingandfalling,andhemovedhisheadaboutinadullandwanderingway,likeapersonwhohadbeenstunned。Presentlyhesaid,\"IshallfeelbetterwhenIgettobed;Ihavebeenoverwroughttoday;

yes,andoverworkedformanydays。\"

\"ThenI’llleaveyouandletyougettoyourrest。

Goodnight,oldman。\"ButasTomwentouthecouldn’tdenyhimselfasmallpartinggibe:\"Don’ttakeitsohard;abodycan’twineverytime;you’llhangsomebodyyet。\"

Wilsonmutteredtohimself,\"ItisnolietosayIamsorryIhavetobeginwithyou,miserabledogthoughyouare!\"

Hebracedhimselfupwithaglassofcoldwhisky,andwenttoworkagain。HedidnotcomparethenewfingermarksunintentionallyleftbyTomafewminutesbeforeonRoxy’sglasswiththetracingsofthemarksleftontheknifehandle,therebeingnoneedforthat(forhistrainedeye),butbusiedhimselfwithanothermatter,mutteringfromtimetotime,\"IdiotthatIwas!——

NothingbutaGIRLwoulddome——amaningirl’sclothesneveroccurredtome。\"First,hehuntedouttheplatecontainingthefingerprintsmadebyTomwhenhewastwelveyearsold,andlaiditbyitself;thenhebroughtforththemarksmadebyTom’sbabyfingerswhenhewasasucklingofsevenmonths,andplacedthesetwoplateswiththeonecontainingthissubject’snewly(andunconsciously)maderecord\"Nowtheseriesiscomplete,\"hesaidwithsatisfaction,andsatdowntoinspectthesethingsandenjoythem。

Buthisenjoymentwasbrief。Hestaredaconsiderabletimeatthethreestrips,andseemedstupefiedwithastonishment。

Atlastheputthemdownandsaid,\"Ican’tmakeitoutatall——

hangit,thebaby’sdon’ttallywiththeothers!\"

Hewalkedthefloorforhalfanhourpuzzlingoverhisenigma,thenhehuntedouttheotherglassplates。

Hesatdownandpuzzledoverthesethingsagoodwhile,butkeptmuttering,\"It’snouse;Ican’tunderstandit。

Theydon’ttallyright,andyetI’llswearthenamesanddatesareright,andsoofcoursetheyOUGHTtotally。Ineverlabeledoneofthesethingcarelesslyinmylife。Thereisamostextraordinarymysteryhere。\"

Hewastiredoutnow,andhisbrainswerebeginningtoclog。

Hesaidhewouldsleephimselffresh,andthenseewhathecoulddowiththisriddle。Hesleptthroughatroubledandunrestfulhour,thenunconsciousnessbegantoshredaway,andpresentlyherosedrowsilytoasittingposture。\"Nowwhatwasthatdream?\"

hesaid,tryingtorecallit。\"Whatwasthatdream?Itseemedtounravelthatpuz——\"

Helandedinthemiddleoftheflooratabound,withoutfinishingthesentence,andranandturneduphislightandseizedhis\"records。\"Hetookasingleswiftglanceatthemandcriedout:

\"It’sso!Heavens,whatarevelation!Andfortwenty—threeyearsnomanhaseversuspectedit!\"

CHAPTER21

DoomHeisuselessontopoftheground;heoughttobeunderit,inspiringthecabbages。

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarAPRIL1。Thisisthedayuponwhichweareremindedofwhatweareontheotherthreehundredandsixty—four。

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarWilsonputonenoughclothesforbusinesspurposesandwenttoworkunderahighpressureofsteam。Hewasawakeallover。

Allsenseofwearinesshadbeensweptawaybytheinvigoratingrefreshmentofthegreatandhopefuldiscoverywhichhehadmade。

Hemadefineandaccuratereproductionsofanumberofhis\"records,\"andthenenlargedthemonascaleoftentoonewithhispantograph。Hedidthesepantographenlargementsonsheetsofwhitecardboard,andmadeeachindividuallineofthebewilderingmazeofwhorlsorcurvesorloopswhichconsistedofthe\"pattern\"ofa\"record\"standoutboldandblackbyreinforcingitwithink。Totheuntrainedeyethecollectionofdelicateoriginalsmadebythehumanfingerontheglassplateslookedaboutalike;butwhenenlargedtentimestheyresembledthemarkingsofablockofwoodthathasbeensawedacrossthegrain,andthedullesteyecoulddetectataglance,andatadistanceofmanyfeet,thatnotwoofthepatternswerealike。

WhenWilsonhadatlastfinishedhistediousanddifficultwork,hearrangedhisresultsaccordingtoaplaninwhichaprogressiveorderandsequencewasaprincipalfeature;thenheaddedtothebatchseveralpantographenlargementswhichhehadmadefromtimetotimeinbygoneyears。

Thenightwasspentandthedaywelladvancednow。Bythetimehehadsnatchedatrifleofbreakfast,itwasnineo’clock,andthecourtwasreadytobeginitssitting。Hewasinhisplacetwelveminuteslaterwithhis\"records。\"

TomDriscollcaughtaslightglimpseoftherecords,andnudgedhisnearestfriendandsaid,withawink,\"Pudd’nhead’sgotarareeyetobusiness——thinksthataslongashecan’twinhiscaseit’satleastanoblegoodchancetoadvertisehiswindowpalacedecorationswithoutanyexpense。\"Wilsonwasinformedthathiswitnesseshadbeendelayed,butwouldarrivepresently;butheroseandsaidheshouldprobablynothaveoccasiontomakeuseoftheirtestimony。[Anamusedmurmurranthroughtheroom:\"It’sacleanbackdown!hegivesupwithouthittingalick!\"]Wilsoncontinued:\"Ihaveothertestimony——

andbetter。[Thiscompelledinterest,andevokedmurmursofsurprisethathadadetectableingredientofdisappointmentinthem。]

IfIseemtobespringingthisevidenceuponthecourt,Iofferasmyjustificationforthis,thatIdidnotdiscoveritsexistenceuntillatelastnight,andhavebeenengagedinexaminingandclassifyingiteversince,untilhalfanhourago。

Ishallofferitpresently;butfirstIwithtosayafewpreliminarywords。

\"Mayitpleasethecourt,theclaimgiventhefrontplace,theclaimmostpersistentlyurged,theclaimmoststrenuouslyandImayevensayaggressivelyanddefiantlyinsisteduponbytheprosecutionisthis——thatthepersonwhosehandleftthebloodstainedfingerprintsuponthehandleoftheIndianknifeisthepersonwhocommittedthemurder。\"Wilsonpaused,duringseveralmoments,togiveimpressivenesstowhathewasabouttosay,andthenaddedtranquilly,\"WEGRANTTHATCLAIM。\"

Itwasanelectricalsurprise。Noonewaspreparedforsuchanadmission。Abuzzofastonishmentroseonallsides,andpeoplewereheardtointimatethattheoverworkedlawyerhadlosthismind。Eventheveteranjudge,accustomedashewastolegalambushesandmaskedbatteriesincriminalprocedure,wasnotsurethathisearswerenotdeceivinghim,andaskedcounselwhatitwashehadsaid。Howard’simpassivefacebetrayednosign,buthisattitudeandbearinglostsomethingoftheircarelessconfidenceforamoment。Wilsonresumed:

\"Wenotonlygrantthatclaim,butwewelcomeitandstronglyendorseit。Leavingthatmatterforthepresent,wewillnowproceedtoconsiderotherpointsinthecasewhichweproposetoestablishbyevidence,andshallincludethatoneinthechaininitsproperplace。\"

Hehadmadeuphismindtotryafewhardyguesses,inmappingouthistheoryoftheoriginandmotiveofthemurder——

guessesdesignedtofillupgapsinit——guesseswhichcouldhelpiftheyhit,andwouldprobablydonoharmiftheydidn’t。

\"Tomymind,certaincircumstancesofthecasebeforethecourtseemtosuggestamotiveforthehomicidequitedifferentfromtheoneinsistedonbythestate。Itismyconvictionthatthemotivewasnotrevenge,butrobbery。Ithasbeenurgedthatthepresenceoftheaccusedbrothersinthatfatalroom,justafternotificationthatoneofthemmusttakethelifeofJudgeDriscollorlosehisownthemomentthepartiesshouldmeet,clearlysignifiesthatthenaturalofself—preservationmovedmyclientstogotheresecretlyandsaveCountLuigibydestroyinghisadversary。

\"Thenwhydidtheystaythere,afterthedeedwasdone?

Mrs。Pratthadtime,althoughshedidnothearthecryforhelp,butwokeupsomemomentslater,toruntothatroom——andthereshefoundthesemenstandingandmakingnoefforttoescape。

Iftheywereguilty,theyoughttohavebeenrunningoutofthehouseatthesametimethatshewasrunningtothatroom。

Iftheyhadhadsuchastronginstincttowardself—preservationastomovethemtokillthatunarmedman,whathadbecomeofitnow,whenitshouldhavebeenmorealertthanever。Wouldanyofushaveremainedthere?Letusnotslanderourintelligencetothatdegree。

\"Muchstresshasbeenlaiduponthefactthattheaccusedofferedaverylargerewardfortheknifewithwhichthismurderwasdone;thatnothiefcameforwardtoclaimthatextraordinaryreward;thatthelatterfactwasgoodcircumstantialevidencethattheclaimthattheknifehadbeenstolenwasavanityandafraud;thatthesedetailstakeninconnectionwiththememorableandapparentlypropheticspeechofthedeceasedconcerningthatknife,andthefinallydiscoveryofthatveryknifeinthefatalroomwherenolivingpersonwasfoundpresentwiththeslaughteredmanbuttheowneroftheknifeandhisbrother,formanindestructiblechainofevidencewhichfixedthecrimeuponthoseunfortunatestrangers。

\"ButIshallpresentlyasktobesworn,andshalltestifythattherewasalargerewardofferedfortheTHIEF,also;

anditwasofferedsecretlyandnotadvertised;thatthisfactwasindiscreetlymentioned——oratleasttacitlyadmitted——inwhatwassupposedtobesafecircumstances,butmayNOThavebeen。

Thethiefmayhavebeenpresenthimself。[TomDriscollhadbeenlookingatthespeaker,butdroppedhiseyesatthispoint。]

Inthatcasehewouldretaintheknifeinhispossession,notdaringtoofferitforsale,orforpledgeinapawnshop。[Therewasanoddingofheadsamongtheaudiencebywayofadmissionthatthiswasnotabadstroke。]IshallprovetothesatisfactionofthejurythatthereWASapersoninJudgeDriscoll’sroomseveralminutesbeforetheaccusedenteredit。[Thisproducedastrongsensation;thelastdrowsyheadinthecourtroomrousedupnow,andmadepreparationtolisten。]Ifitshallseemnecessary,IwillprovebytheMissesClarksonthattheymetaveiledperson——

ostensiblyawoman——comingoutofthebackgateafewminutesafterthecryforhelpwasheard。Thispersonwasnotawoman,butamandressedinwoman’sclothes。\"Anothersensation。

WilsonhadhiseyeonTomwhenhehazardedthisguess,toseewhateffectitwouldproduce。Hewassatisfiedwiththeresult,andsaidtohimself,\"Itwasasuccess——he’shit!\"

Theobjectofthatpersoninthathousewasrobbery,notmurder。Itistruethatthesafewasnotopen,buttherewasanordinarycashboxonthetable,withthreethousanddollarsinit。

Itiseasilysupposablethatthethiefwasconcealedinthehouse;thatheknewofthisbox,andofitsowner’shabitofcountingitscontentsandarranginghisaccountsatnight——ifhehadthathabit,whichIdonotassert,ofcourse——thathetriedtotaketheboxwhileitsownerslept,butmadeanoiseandwasseized,andhadtousetheknifetosavehimselffromcapture;

andthathefledwithouthisbootybecauseheheardhelpcoming。

\"Ihavenowdonewithmytheory,andwillproceedtotheevidencesbywhichIproposetotrytoproveitssoundness。\"

Wilsontookupseveralofhisstripsofglass。WhentheaudiencerecognizedthesefamiliarmementosofPudd’nhead’soldtimechildish\"puttering\"andfolly,thetenseandfunerealinterestvanishedoutoftheirfaces,andthehouseburstintovolleysofrelievingandrefreshinglaughter,andTomchirkedupandjoinedinthefunhimself;butWilsonwasapparentlynotdisturbed。

Hearrangedhisrecordsonthetablebeforehim,andsaid:

\"IbegtheindulgenceofthecourtwhileImakeafewremarksinexplanationofsomeevidencewhichIamabouttointroduce,andwhichIshallpresentlyasktobeallowedtoverifyunderoathonthewitnessstand。Everyhumanbeingcarrieswithhimfromhiscradletohisgravecertainphysicalmarkswhichdonotchangetheircharacter,andbywhichhecanalwaysbeidentified——andthatwithoutshadeofdoubtorquestion。

Thesemarksarehissignature,hisphysiologicalautograph,sotospeak,andthisautographcannotbecounterfeited,norcanhedisguiseitorhideitaway,norcanitbecomeillegiblebythewearandmutationsoftime。

Thissignatureisnothisface——agecanchangethatbeyondrecognition;itisnothishair,forthatcanfallout;itisnothisheight,forduplicatesofthatexist;itisnothisform,forduplicatesofthatexistalso,whereasthissignatureiseachman’sveryown——thereisnoduplicateofitamongtheswarmingpopulationsoftheglobe![Theaudiencewereinterestedoncemore。]

\"ThisautographconsistsofthedelicatelinesorcorrugationswithwhichNaturemarkstheinsidesofthehandsandthesolesofthefeet。Ifyouwilllookattheballsofyourfingers——

youthathaveverysharpeyesight——youwillobservethatthesedaintycurvinglineslieclosetogether,likethosethatindicatethebordersofoceansinmaps,andthattheyformvariousclearlydefinedpatterns,suchasarches,circles,longcurves,whorls,etc。,andthatthesepattersdifferonthedifferentfingers。[Everymanintheroomhadhishanduptothelightnow,andhisheadcantedtooneside,andwasminutelyscrutinizingtheballsofhisfingers;therewerewhisperedejaculationsof\"Why,it’sso——Inevernoticedthatbefore!\"]

Thepatternsontherighthandarenotthesameasthoseontheleft。

[Ejaculationsof\"Why,that’sso,too!\"]Takenfingerforfinger,yourpatternsdifferfromyourneighbor’s。[Comparisonsweremadealloverthehouse——eventhejudgeandjurywereabsorbedinthiscuriouswork。]Thepatternsofatwin’srighthandarenotthesameasthoseonhisleft。Onetwin’spattersareneverthesameashisfellowtwin’spatters——thejurywillfindthatthepatternsuponthefingerballsofthetwins’handsfollowthisrule。[Anexaminationofthetwins’handswasbegunatonce。]

Youhaveoftenheardoftwinswhoweresoexactlyalikethatwhendressedaliketheirownparentscouldnottellthemapart。

Yettherewasneveratwinbornintothisworldthatdidnotcarryfrombirthtodeathasureidentifierinthismysteriousandmarvelousnatalautograph。Thatonceknowntoyou,hisfellowtwincouldneverpersonatehimanddeceiveyou。\"

Wilsonstoppedandstoodsilent。Inattentiondiesaquickandsuredeathwhenaspeakerdoesthat。Thestillnessgiveswarningthatsomethingiscoming。Allpalmsandfingerballswentdownnow,allslouchingformsstraightened,allheadscameup,alleyeswerefasteneduponWilson’sface。Hewaitedyetone,two,threemoments,tolethispausecompleteandperfectitsspelluponthehouse;then,whenthroughtheprofoundhushhecouldhearthetickingoftheclockonthewall,heputouthishandandtooktheIndianknifebythebladeandhelditaloftwhereallcouldseethesinisterspotsuponitsivoryhandle;

thenhesaid,inalevelandpassionlessvoice:

\"Uponthishaftstandstheassassin’snatalautograph,writteninthebloodofthathelplessandunoffendingoldmanwholovedyouandwhomyouallloved。Thereisbutonemaninthewholeearthwhosehandcanduplicatethatcrimsonsign\"——

hepausedandraisedhiseyestothependulumswingingbackandforth——

\"andpleaseGodwewillproducethatmaninthisroombeforetheclockstrikesnoon!\"

Stunned,distraught,unconsciousofitsownmovement,thehousehalfrose,asifexpectingtoseethemurdererappearatthedoor,andabreezeofmutteredejaculationsswepttheplace。

\"Orderinthecourt!——sitdown!\"Thisfromthesheriff。Hewasobeyed,andquietreignedagain。WilsonstoleaglanceatTom,andsaidtohimself,\"Heisflyingsignalsofdistressnow;evenpeoplewhodespisehimarepityinghim;theythinkthisisahardordealforayoungfellowwhohaslosthisbenefactorbysocruelastroke——andtheyareright。\"Heresumedhisspeech:

\"FormorethantwentyyearsIhaveamusedmycompulsoryleisurewithcollectingthesecuriousphysicalsignaturesinthistown。

AtmyhouseIhavehundredsuponhundredsofthem。

Eachandeveryoneislabeledwithnameanddate;notlabeledthenextdayoreventhenexthour,butintheveryminutethattheimpressionwastaken。WhenIgouponthewitnessstandIwillrepeatunderoaththethingswhichIamnowsaying。Ihavethefingerprintsofthecourt,thesheriff,andeverymemberofthejury。

Thereishardlyapersoninthisroom,whiteorblack,whosenatalsignatureIcannotproduce,andnotoneofthemcansodisguisehimselfthatIcannotpickhimoutfromamultitudeofhisfellowcreaturesandunerringlyidentifyhimbyhishands。

AndifheandIshouldlivetobeahundredIcouldstilldoit。

[Theinterestoftheaudiencewassteadilydeepeningnow。]

\"IhavestudiedsomeofthesesignaturessomuchthatIknowthemaswellasthebankcashierknowstheautographofhisoldestcustomer。WhileIturnmybacknow,Ibegthatseveralpersonswillbesogoodastopasstheirfingersthroughtheirhair,andthenpressthemupononeofthepanesofthewindownearthejury,andthatamongthemtheaccusedmaysetTHEIR

fingermarks。Also,Ibegthattheseexperimenters,orothers,willsettheirfingersuponanotherpane,andaddagainthemarksoftheaccused,butnotplacingtheminthesameorderorrelationtotheothersignaturesasbefore——for,byonechanceinamillion,apersonmighthappenupontherightmarksbypureguesswork,ONCE,thereforeIwishtobetestedtwice。\"

Heturnedhisback,andthetwopaneswerequicklycoveredwithdelicatelylinedovalspots,butvisibleonlytosuchpersonsascouldgetadarkbackgroundforthem——thefoliageofatree,outside,forinstance。Thenuponcall,Wilsonwenttothewindow,madehisexamination,andsaid:

\"ThisisCountLuigi’srighthand;thisone,threesignaturesbelow,ishisleft。HereisCountAngelo’sright;

downhereishisleft。Howfortheotherpane:hereandhereareCountLuigi’s,hereandherearehisbrother’s。\"Hefacedabout。

\"AmIright?\"

Adeafeningexplosionofapplausewastheanswer。

Thebenchsaid:

\"Thiscertainlyapproachesthemiraculous!\"

Wilsonturnedtothewindowagainandremarked,pointingwithhisfinger:

\"ThisisthesignatureofMr。JusticeRobinson。[Applause。]

This,ofConstableBlake。[Applause。]ThisofJohnMason,juryman。

[Applause。]This,ofthesheriff。[Applause。]

Icannotnametheothers,butIhavethemallathome,namedanddated,andcouldidentifythemallbymyfingerprintrecords。\"

Hemovedtohisplacethroughastormofapplause——whichthesheriffstopped,andalsomadethepeoplesitdown,fortheywereallstandingandstrugglingtosee,ofcourse。Court,jury,sheriff,andeverybodyhadbeentooabsorbedinobservingWilson’sperformancetoattendtotheaudienceearlier。

\"Nowthen,\"saidWilson,\"Ihaveherethenatalautographsofthetwochildren——thrownuptotentimesthenaturalsizebythepantograph,sothatanyonewhocanseeatallcantellthemarkingsapartataglance。WewillcallthechildrenAandB。

HereareA’sfingermarks,takenattheageoffivemonths。

Heretheyareagaintakenatsevenmonths。[Tomstarted。]

Theyarealike,yousee。HereareB’satfivemonths,andalsoatsevenmonths。They,too,exactlycopyeachother,butthepatternsarequitedifferentfromA’s,youobserve。Ishallrefertotheseagainpresently,butwewillturnthemfacedownnow。

\"Here,thrownuptensizes,arethenatalautographsofthetwopersonswhoareherebeforeyouaccusedofmurderingJudgeDriscoll。

Imadethesepantographcopieslastnight,andwillsoswearwhenIgouponthewitnessstand。Iaskthejurytocomparethemwiththefingermarksoftheaccuseduponthewindowpanes,andtellthecourtiftheyarethesame。\"

Hepassedapowerfulmagnifyingglasstotheforeman。

Onejurymanafteranothertookthecardboardandtheglassandmadethecomparison。Thentheforemansaidtothejudge:

\"Yourhonor,weareallagreedthattheyareidentical。\"

Wilsonsaidtotheforeman:

\"Pleaseturnthatcardboardfacedown,andtakethisone,andcompareitsearchingly,bythemagnifier,withthefatalsignatureupontheknifehandle,andreportyourfindingtothecourt。\"

Againthejurymademinuteexaminations,andagainreported:

\"Wefindthemtobeexactlyidentical,yourhonor。\"

Wilsonturnedtowardthecounselfortheprosecution,andtherewasaclearlyrecognizablenoteofwarninginhisvoicewhenhesaid:

\"Mayitpleasethecourt,thestatehasclaimed,strenuouslyandpersistently,thatthebloodstainedfingerprintsuponthatknifehandlewerelefttherebytheassassinofJudgeDriscoll。

Youhaveheardusgrantthatclaim,andwelcomeit。\"Heturnedtothejury:\"Comparethefingerprintsoftheaccusedwiththefingerprintsleftbytheassassin——andreport。\"

Thecomparisonbegan。Asitproceeded,allmovementandallsoundceased,andthedeepsilenceofanabsorbedandwaitingsuspensesettleduponthehouse;andwhenatlastthewordscame,\"THEYDONOTEVENRESEMBLE,\"athundercrashofapplausefollowedandthehousesprangtoitsfeet,butwasquicklyrepressedbyofficialforceandbroughttoorderagain。Tomwasalteringhispositioneveryfewminutesnow,butnoneofhischangesbroughtreposenoranysmalltrifleofcomfort。Whenthehouse’sattentionwasbecomefixedoncemore,Wilsonsaidgravely,indicatingthetwinswithagesture:

\"Thesemenareinnocent——Ihavenofurtherconcernwiththem。

[Anotheroutbreakofapplausebegan,butwaspromptlychecked。]

Wewillnowproceedtofindtheguilty。[Tom’seyeswerestartingfromtheirsockets——yes,itwasacrueldayforthebereavedyouth,everybodythought。]WewillreturntotheinfantautographsofAandB。IwillaskthejurytotaketheselargepantographfacsimiliesofA’smarkedfivemonthsandsevenmonths。

Dotheytally?\"

Theforemanresponded:\"Perfectly。\"

\"Nowexaminethispantograph,takenateightmonths,andalsomarkedA。Doesittallywiththeothertwo?\"

Thesurprisedresponsewas:

\"NO——THEYDIFFERWIDELY!\"

\"Youarequiteright。NowtakethesetwopantographsofB’sautograph,markedfivemonthsandsevenmonths。Dotheytallywitheachother?\"

\"Yes——perfectly。\"

\"TakethisthirdpantographmarkedB,eightmonths。

DoesittallywithB’sothertwo?\"

\"BYNOMEANS!\"

\"Doyouknowhowtoaccountforthosestrangediscrepancies?

Iwilltellyou。Forapurposeunknowntous,butprobablyaselfishone,somebodychangedthosechildreninthecradle。\"

Thisproducedavastsensation,naturally;Roxanawasastonishedatthisadmirableguess,butnotdisturbedbyit。

Toguesstheexchangewasonething,toguesswhodiditquiteanother。

Pudd’nheadWilsoncoulddowonderfulthings,nodoubt,buthecouldn’tdoimpossibleones。Safe?Shewasperfectlysafe。

Shesmiledprivately。

\"Betweentheagesofsevenmonthsandeightmonthsthosechildrenwerechangedinthecradle\"——hemadeoneofthiseffect—

collectingpauses,andadded——\"andthepersonwhodiditisinthishouse!\"

Roxy’spulsesstoodstill!Thehousewasthrilledaswithanelectricshock,andthepeoplehalfroseasiftoseekaglimpseofthepersonwhohadmadethatexchange。Tomwasgrowinglimp;thelifeseemedoozingoutofhim。Wilsonresumed:

\"AwasputintoB’scradleinthenursery;BwastransferredtothekitchenandbecameaNegroandaslave[Sensation——

confusionofangryejaculations]——butwithinaquarterofanhourhewillstandbeforeyouwhiteandfree![Burstofapplause,checkedbytheofficers。]Fromsevenmonthsonwarduntilnow,Ahasstillbeenausurper,andinmyfingerrecordhebearsB’sname。

Hereishispantographattheageoftwelve。

Compareitwiththeassassin’ssignatureupontheknifehandle。

Dotheytally?\"

Theforemananswered:

\"TOTHEMINUTESTDETAIL!\"

Wilsonsaid,solemnly:

\"Themurdererofyourfriendandmine——YorkDriscollofthegeneroushandandthekindlyspirit——sitsinamongyou。

ValetdeChambre,Negroandslave——falselycalledThomasaBecketDriscoll——makeuponthewindowthefingerprintsthatwillhangyou!\"

Tomturnedhisashenfaceimploringtowardthespeaker,madesomeimpotentmovementswithhiswhitelips,thenslidlimpandlifelesstothefloor。

Wilsonbroketheawedsilencewiththewords:

\"Thereisnoneed。Hehasconfessed。\"

Roxyflungherselfuponherknees,coveredherfacewithherhands,andoutthroughhersobsthewordsstruggled:

\"DeLordhavemercyonme,po’misasblesinnerdatIis!\"

Theclockstrucktwelve。

Thecourtrose;thenewprisoner,handcuffed,wasremoved。

CONCLUSION

Itisoftenthecasethatthemanwhocan’ttellaliethinksheisthebestjudgeofone。

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarOCTOBER12,THEDISCOVERY。ItwaswonderfultofindAmerica,butitwouldhavebeenmorewonderfultomissit。

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarThetownsatupallnighttodiscusstheamazingeventsofthedayandswapguessesastowhenTom’strialwouldbegin。

TroopaftertroopofcitizenscametoserenadeWilson,andrequireaspeech,andshoutthemselveshoarseovereverysentencethatfellfromhislips——forallhissentencesweregolden,now,allweremarvelous。Hislongfightagainsthardluckandprejudicewasended;hewasamademanforgood。

Andaseachoftheseroaringgangsofenthusiastsmarchedaway,someremorsefulmemberofitwasquitesuretoraisehisvoiceandsay:

\"Andthisisthemanthelikesofushavecalledapudd’nheadformorethantwentyyears。Hehasresignedfromthatposition,friends。\"

\"Yes,butitisn’tvacant——we’reelected。\"

Thetwinswereheroesofromance,now,andwithrehabilitatedreputations。ButtheywerewearyofWesternadventure,andstraightwayretiredtoEurope。

Roxy’sheartwasbroken。Theyoungfellowuponwhomshehadinflictedtwenty—threeyearsofslaverycontinuedthefalseheir’spensionofthirty—fivedollarsamonthtoher,butherhurtsweretoodeepformoneytoheal;thespiritinhereyewasquenched,hermartialbearingdepartedwithit,andthevoiceofherlaughterceasedintheland。Inherchurchanditsaffairsshefoundheronlysolace。

Therealheirsuddenlyfoundhimselfrichandfree,butinamostembarrassingsituation。Hecouldneitherreadnorwrite,andhisspeechwasthebasestdialectoftheNegroquarter。

Hisgait,hisattitudes,hisgestures,hisbearing,hislaugh——

allwerevulgaranduncouth;hismannerswerethemannersofaslave。

Moneyandfineclothescouldnotmendthesedefectsorcoverthemup;

theyonlymadethemmoreglaringandthemorepathetic。

Thepoorfellowcouldnotenduretheterrorsofthewhiteman’sparlor,andfeltathomeandatpeacenowherebutinthekitchen。

Thefamilypewwasamiserytohim,yethecouldnevermoreenterintothesolacingrefugeofthe\"niggergallery\"——thatwasclosedtohimforgoodandall。Butwecannotfollowhiscuriousfatefurther——

thatwouldbealongstory。

Thefalseheirmadeafullconfessionandwassentencedtoimprisonmentforlife。Butnowacomplicationcameup。

ThePercyDriscollestatewasinsuchacrippledshapewhenitsownerdiedthatitcouldpayonlysixtypercentofitsgreatindebtedness,andwassettledatthatrate。Butthecreditorscameforwardnow,andcomplainedthatinasmuchasthroughanerrorforwhichTHEYwereinnowaytoblamethefalseheirwasnotinventoriedatthetimewiththerestoftheproperty,greatwrongandlosshadtherebybeeninflicteduponthem。

Theyrightlyclaimedthat\"Tom\"waslawfullytheirpropertyandhadbeensoforeightyears;thattheyhadalreadylostsufficientlyinbeingdeprivedofhisservicesduringthatlongperiod,andoughtnottoberequiredtoaddanythingtothatloss;thatifhehadbeendelivereduptotheminthefirstplace,theywouldhavesoldhimandhecouldnothavemurderedJudgeDriscoll;thereforeitwasnotthathehadreallycommittedthemurder,theguiltlaywiththeerroneousinventory。Everybodysawthattherewasreasoninthis。Everybodygrantedthatif\"Tom\"werewhiteandfreeitwouldbeunquestionablyrighttopunishhim——itwouldbenolosstoanybody;buttoshutupavaluableslaveforlife——

thatwasquiteanothermatter。

AssoonastheGovernorunderstoodthecase,hepardonedTomatonce,andthecreditorssoldhimdowntheriver。

Author’sNotetoTHOSEEXTRAORDINARYTWINS

Amanwhoisnotbornwiththenovel—writinggifthasatroublesometimeofitwhenhetriestobuildanovel。

Iknowthisfromexperience。Hehasnoclearideaofhisstory;

infacthehasnostory。Hemerelyhassomepeopleinhismind,andanincidentortwo,alsoalocality,andhetrustshecanplungethosepeopleintothoseincidentswithinterestingresults。

Sohegoestowork。Towriteanovel?No——thatisathoughtwhichcomeslater;inthebeginningheisonlyproposingtotellalittletale,averylittletale,asix—pagetale。Butasitisatalewhichheisnotacquaintedwith,andcanonlyfindoutwhatitisbylisteningasitgoesalongtellingitself,itismorethanapttogoonandonandontillitspreadsitselfintoabook。

Iknowaboutthis,becauseithashappenedtomesomanytimes。

AndIhavenoticedanotherthing:thatastheshorttalegrowsintothelongtale,theoriginalintention(ormotif)

isapttogetabolishedandfinditselfsupersededbyaquitedifferentone。ItwassointhecaseofamagazinesketchwhichIoncestartedtowrite——afunnyandfantasticsketchaboutaprinceanapauper;itpresentlyassumedagravecastofitsownaccord,andinthatnewshapespreaditselfoutintoabook。

MuchthesamethinghappenedwithPUDD’NHEADWILSON。Ihadasufficientlyhardtimewiththattale,becauseitchangeditselffromafarcetoatragedywhileIwasgoingalongwithit——amostembarrassingcircumstance。Butwhatwasagreatdealworsewas,thatitwasnotonestory,buttwostoriestangledtogether;andtheyobstructedandinterruptedeachotherateveryturnandcreatednoendofconfusionandannoyance。Icouldnotofferthebookforpublication,forIwasafraiditwouldunseatthereader’sreason,Ididnotknowwhatwasthematterwithit,forIhadnotnoticed,asyet,thatitwastwostoriesinone。

Ittookmemonthstomakethatdiscovery。IcarriedthemanuscriptbackandforthacrosstheAtlantictwoorthreetimes,andreaditandstudiedoveritonshipboard;andatlastIsawwherethedifficultylay。Ihadnofurthertrouble。Ipulledoneofthestoriesoutbytheroots,andlefttheother——akindofliteraryCaesareanoperation。

WouldthereadercaretoknowsomethingaboutthestorywhichIpulledout?Hehasbeentoldmanyatimehowtheborn—

and—trainednovelistworks;won’theletmeroundandcompletehisknowledgebytellinghimhowthejacklegdoesit?

OriginallythestorywascalledTHOSEEXTRAORDINARYTWINS。

Imeanttomakeitveryshort。IhadseenapictureofayouthfulItalian\"freak\"——or\"freaks\"——whichwas——orwhichwere——

onexhibitioninourcities——acombinationconsistingoftwoheadsandfourarmsjoinedtoasinglebodyandasinglepairoflegs——

andIthoughtIwouldwriteanextravagantlyfantasticlittlestorywiththisfreakofnatureforhero——orheroes——

asillyyoungmissforheroine,andtwooldladiesandtwoboysfortheminorparts。Ilavishlyelaboratedthesepeopleandtheirdoings,ofcourse。Butthetakekeptspreadingalongandspreadingalong,andotherpeoplegottointrudingthemselvesandtakingupmoreandmoreroomwiththeirtalkandtheiraffairs。

AmongthemcameastrangernamedPudd’nheadWilson,andwomannamedRoxana;andpresentlythedoingsofthesetwopushedupintoprominenceayoungfellownamedTomDriscoll,whoseproperplacewasawayintheobscurebackground。Beforethebookwashalffinishedthosethreeweretakingthingsalmostentirelyintotheirownhandsandworkingthewholetaleasaprivateventureoftheirown——atalewhichtheyhadnothingatalltodowith,byrights。

WhenthebookwasfinishedandIcametolookaroundtoseewhathadbecomeoftheteamIhadoriginallystartedoutwith——

AuntPatsyCooper,AuntBetsyHale,andtwoboys,andRowenathelightweightheroine——theywerenowheretobeseen;theyhaddisappearedfromthestorysometimeorother。Ihuntedaboutandfoundthem——foundthemstranded,idle,forgotten,andpermanentlyuseless。Itwasveryawkward。Itwasawkwardallaround,butmoreparticularlyinthecaseofRowena,becausetherewasalovematchon,betweenherandoneofthetwinsthatconstitutedthefreak,andIhadworkedituptoablisteringheatandthrowninaquitedramaticlovequarrel,whereinRowenascathinglydenouncedherbetrothedforgettingdrunk,andscoffedathisexplanationofhowithadhappened,andwouldn’tlistentoit,andhaddrivenhimfromherintheusual\"forever\"way;

andnowhereshesatcryingandbrokenhearted;forshehadfoundthathehadspokenonlythetruth;thatiswasnothe,buttheotherofthefreakthathaddrunktheliquorthatmadehimdrunk;

thatherhalfwasaprohibitionistandhadneverdrunkadropinhislife,andaltogethertightasabrickthreedaysintheweek,waswhollyinnocentofblame;andindeed,whensober,wasconstantlydoingallhecouldtoreformhisbrother,theotherhalf,whonevergotanysatisfactionoutofdrinking,anyway,becauseliquorneveraffectedhim。Yes,hereshewas,strandedwiththatdeepinjusticeofherstorturingherpoortornheart。

Ididn’tknowwhattodowithher。Iwasassorryforherasanybodycouldbe,butthecampaignwasover,thebookwasfinished,shewassidetracked,andtherewasnopossiblewayofcrowdingherin,anywhere。Icouldnotleaveherthere,ofcourse;itwouldnotdo。Afterspreadingheroutso,andmakingsuchato—dooverheraffairs,itwouldbeabsolutelynecessarytoaccounttothereaderforher。Ithoughtandthoughtandstudiedandstudied;butIarrivedatnothing。Ifinallysawplainlythattherewasreallynowaybutone——Imustsimplygiveherthegrandbounce。Itgrievedmetodoit,forafterassociatingwithhersomuchIhadcometokindoflikeherafterafashion,notwithstandingthingsandwassonauseatinglysentimental。

Stillithadtobedone。SoatthetopofChapterXVIIIputa\"Calendar\"remarkconcerningJulytheFourth,andbeganthechapterwiththisstatistic:

\"Rowenawentoutinthebackyardaftersuppertoseethefireworksandfelldownthewellandgotdrowned。\"

Itseemedabrupt,butIthoughtmaybethereaderwouldn’tnoticeit,becauseIchangedthesubjectrightawaytosomethingelse。

AnywayitloosenedupRowenafromwhereshewasstuckandgotheroutoftheway,andthatwasthemainthing。Itseemedapromptgoodwayofweedingoutpeoplethathadgotstalled,andaplentygoodenoughwayforthoseothers;soIhuntedupthetwoboysandsaid,\"Theywentoutbackonenighttostonethecatandfelldownthewellandgotdrowned。\"NextIsearchedaroundandfoundoldAuntPatsyandAuntBetsyHalewheretheywerearound,andsaid,\"Theywentoutbackonenighttovisitthesickandfelldownthewellandgotdrowned。\"Iwasgoingtodrownsomeothers,butIgaveuptheidea,partlybecauseIbelievedthatifIkeptthatupitwouldaroseattention,andperhapssympathywiththosepeople,andpartlybecauseitwasnotalargewellandwouldnotholdanymoreanyway。

Stillthestorywasunsatisfactory。Herewasasetofnewcharacterswhowerebecomeinordinatelyprominentandwhopersistedinremainingsototheend;andbackyonderwasanoldersetwhomadealargenoiseandagreatto—doforalittlewhileandthensuddenlyplayedoututterlyandfelldownthewell。

Therewasaradicaldefectsomewhere,andImustsearchitoutandcureit。

Thedefectturnedouttobetheonealreadyspokenof——

twostoriesinone,afarceandatragedy。SoIpulledoutthefarceandleftthetragedy。Thislefttheoriginalteamin,butonlyasmerenames,notascharacters。Theirprominencewaswhollygone;

theywerenotevenworthdrowning;soIremovedthatdetail。

AlsoItookthetwinsapartandmadetwoseparatemenofthem。

Theyhadnooccasiontohaveforeignnamesnow,butitwastoomuchtroubletoremovethemallthrough,soIleftthemchristenedastheywereandmadenoexplanation。