第3章

\"Openas’loon,\"saidthecabby,promptlyandhuskily。\"IknowaplaceIcouldtakemoneyinwithbothhands。It’safour—storybrickonacorner。

I’vegotitfiguredout。Secondstory—Chinksandchopsuey;thirdfloor—manicuresandforeignmis—

sions;fourthfloor—poolroom。Ifyouwasthink—

ofputtingupthecapital。

\"Oh,no,\"saidGillian,Imerelyaskedfromcu—

riosity。Itakeyoubythehour。Drive’tilItellyoutostop。\"

EightblocksdownBroadwayGillianpokedupthetrapwithhiscaneandgotout。Ablindmansatuponastoolonthesidewalksellingpencils。Gillianwentoutandstoodbeforehim。

\"Excuseme,\"hesaid,\"butwouldyoumindtell—

ingmewhatyouwoulddoifyoubadathousanddollars?\"

\"Yougotoutofthatcabthatjustdroveup,didn’tyou?\"askedtheblindman。

\"Idid,\"saidGillian。

\"guessyouareallright,\"saidthepencildealer,\"torideinacabbydaylight。Takealookatthat,ifyoulike。\"

Hedrewasmallbookfromhiscoatpocketandhelditout。Gillianopeneditandsawthatitwasabankdepositbook。Itshowedabalanceof$1,785totheblindman’scredit。

Gillianreturnedthebookandgotintothecab。

\"Iforgotsomething,\"besaid。\"YoumaydrivetothelawofficesofTolman&Sharp,at—Broad—

way。\"

LawyerTolmanlookedathimhostilelyandin—

quiringlythroughhisgold—rimmedglasses。

\"Ibegyourpardon,\"saidGillian,cheerfully,\"butmayIaskyouaquestion?Itisnotanim—

pertinentone,Ihope。WasMissHaydenleftany—

thingbymyuncle’swillbesidestheringandthe$10?\"

\"Nothing,\"saidMr。Tolman。

\"Ithankyouverymuch,sir,\"saidGillian,andonhewenttohiscab。Hegavethedriverthead—

dressofhislateuncle’shome。

MissHaydenwaswritinglettersinthelibrary。

Shewassmallandslenderandclothedinblack。Butyouwouldhavenoticedhereyes。Gilliandriftedinwithhisairofregardingtheworldasinconse—

quent。

I’vejustcomefromoldTolman’s,\"heexplained。

They’vebeengoingoverthepapersdownthere。

Theyfounda—Gilliansearchedhismemoryforalegalterm—theyfoundanamendmentorapost—

scriptorsomethingtothewill。Itseemedthattheoldboyloosenedupalittleonsecondthoughtsandwilledyouathousanddollars。IwasdrivingupthiswayandTolmanaskedmetobringyouthemoney。

Hereitis。You’dbettercountittoseeifit’sright。\"

Gillianlaidthemoneybesideherhandonthedesk。

MissHaydenturnedwhite。\"Oh!\"shesaid,andagain\"Oh!\"

Gillianhalfturnedandlookedoutthewindow。

\"Isuppose,ofcourse,\"besaid,inalowvoice,thatyouknowIloveyou。\"

\"Iamsorry,\"saidMissHayden,takinguphermoney。

\"Thereisnouse?\"askedGillian,almostlight—

heartedly。

\"Iamsorry,\"shesaidagain。

\"MayIwriteanote?\"askedGillian,withasmile,I—reseatedhimselfatthebiglibrarytable。Shesup—

pliedhimwithpaperandpen,andthenwentbacktohersecretaire。

Gillianmadeouthisaccountofhisexpenditureofthethousanddollarsi;ithesewords:

Paidbytheblacksheep,RobertGillian,$1,000

onaccountoftheeternalhappiness,owedbyHeaventothebestanddearestwomanonearth。\"

Gillianslippedhiswritingintoanenvelope,bowedandwenthisway。

HiscabstoppedagainattheofficesofTolman&

Sharp。

\"Ihaveexpendedthethousanddollars,\"hesaidcheerily,toTolmanofthegoldglasses,\"andIhavecometorenderaccountofit,asIagreed。Thereisquiteafeelingofsummerintheair—doyounotthinkso,Mr。Tolman?\"Hetossedawhiteenvelopeonthelawyer’stable。Youwillfindthereamemo—

randum,sir,ofthemodusoperandiofthevanishingofthedollars。\"

Withouttouchingtheenvelope,Mr。Tolmanwenttoadoorandcalledhispartner,Sharp。Togethertheyexploredthecavernsofanimmensesafe。Forththeydragged,astrophyoftheirsearchabigenvelopesealedwithwax。Thistheyforciblyinvaded,andwaggedtheirvenerableheadstogetheroveritscon—

tents。ThenTolmanbecamespokesman。

\"Mr。Gillian,\"hesaid,formally,\"therewasacodiciltoyouruncle’swill。Itwasintrustedtousprivately,withinstructionsthatitbenotopeneduntilyouhadfurnisheduswithafullaccountofyourhandlingofthe$1,000bequestinthewill。Asyouhavefulfilledtheconditions,mypartnerandIhavereadthecodicil。Idonotwishtoencumberyourunderstandingwithitslegalphraseology,butIwillacquaintyouwiththespiritofitscontents。

Intheeventthatyourdispositionofthe$1,000

demonstratesthatyoupossessanyofthequalifica—

tionsthatdeservereward,muchbenefitwillaccruetoyou。Mr。SharpandIarenamedasthejudges,andIassureyouthatwewilldoourdutystrictlyaccordingtojustice—withliberality。

Wearenotatallunfavorablydisposedtowardyou,Mr。Gillian。Butletusreturntotheletterofthecodicil。Ifyourdisposalofthemoneyinquestionhasbeenprudent,wise,orunselflish,itisinourpowertohandyouoverbondstothevalueof$50,000,whichhavebeenplacedinourhandsforthatpurpose。Butif—asourclient,thelateMr。Gillian,explicitlyprovides—youhaveusedthismoneyasyouhavemoneyinthepast,IquotethelateMr。Gillian—inreprehensibledissipationamongdisreputableassociates—the$50,000istobepaidtoMiriamHayden,wardofthelateMr。Gillian,withoutdelay。

Now,Mr。Gillian,Mr。SharpandIwillexamineyouraccountinregardtothe$1,000。Yousubmititinwriting,Ibelieve。Ihopeyouwillreposeconfidenceinourdecision。\"

Mr。Tolmanreachedfortheenvelope。Gillianwasalittlethequickerintakingitup。Hetoretheaccountanditscoverleisurelyintostripsanddroppedthemintohispocket。

\"It’sallright,\"hesaid,smilingly。\"Thereisn’tabitofneedtobotheryouwiththis。Idon’tsupposeyou’dunderstandtheseitemizedbets,anyway。I

lostthethousanddollarsontheraces。Good—daytoyou,gentlemen。\"

Tolman&SharpshooktheirbeadsmournfullyateachotherwhenGillianleft,fortheyheardhimwhis—

tlinggaylyinthehallwayashewaitedfortheele—

vator。

THEDEFEATOFTHECITY

RobertWalmsley’sdescentuponthecityresultedinaKilkennystruggle。Hecameoutofthefightvictorbyafortuneandareputation。Ontheotherband,hewasswallowedupbythecity。Thecitygavehimwhathedemandedandthenbrandedhimwithitsbrand。Itremodelled,cut,trimmedandstampedhimtothepatternitapproves。Itopeneditssocialgatestohimandshuthiminonaclose—

cropped,formallawnwiththeselectherdofrumi—

nants。Indress,habits,manners,provincialism,routineandnarrownessheacquiredthatcharmingin—

solence,thatirritatingcompleteness,thatsophisti—

catedcrassness,thatoverbalancedpoisethatmakestheManhattangentlemansodelightfullysmallinhisgreatness。

Oneoftheup—stateruralcountiespointedwithpridetothesuccessfulyoungmetropolitanlawyerasaproductofitssoil。Sixyearsearlierthiscountyhadremovedthewheatstrawfrombetweenitshuckle—

berry—stainedteethandemittedaderisiveandbucoliclaughasoldmanWalmsley’sfreckle—faced\"Bobabandonedthecertainthree—per—diemmealsoftheone—horsefarmforthediscontinuousquicklunchcountersofthethree—ringedmetropolis。Attheendofthesixyearsnomurdertrial,coachingparty,au—

tomobileaccidentorcotillionwascompleteinwhichthenameofRobertWalmsleydidnotfigure。Tailorswaylaidhiminthestreettogetanewwrinklefromthecutofhisunwrinkledtrousers。Hyphenatedfel—

lowsintheclubsandmembersoftheoldestsubpoenaedfamiliesweregladtoclaphimonthebackandallowhimthreelettersofhisname。

ButtheMatterhornofRobertWalmsley’ssuccesswasnotscaleduntilbemarriedAliciaVanDerPool。

IcitetheMatterhorn,forjustsohighandcoolandwhiteandinaccessiblewasthisdaughteroftheoldburghers。ThesocialAlpsthatrangedaboutheroverwhosebleakpassesathousandclimbersstruggled——reachedonlytoherknees。Shetoweredinherownatmosphere,serene,chaste,prideful,wadinginnofountains,diningnomonkeys,breedingnodogsforbenchshows。ShewasaVanDerPool。Fountainsweremadetoplayforher;monkeysweremadeforotherpeople’sancestors;dogs,sheunderstood,werecreatedtobecompanionsofblindpersonsandobjec—

tionablecharacterswhosmokedpipes。

ThiswastheMatterhornthatRobertWalmsleyaccomplished。Ifhefound,withthegoodpoetwiththegamefootandartificiallycurledhair,thathewhoascendstomountaintopswillfindtheloftiestpeaksmostwrappedincloudsandsnow,heconcealedhischilblainsbeneathabraveandsmilingexterior。Hewasaluckymanandknewit,eventhoughhewereimitatingtheSpartanboywithanice—creamfreezerbeneathhisdoubletfrappeeingtheregionofhisheart。

Afterabriefweddingtourabroad,thecouplere—

turnedtocreateadecidedrippleinthecalmcistern(soplacidandcoolandsunlessitis)ofthebestso—

ciety。Theyentertainedattheirredbrickmausoleumofancientgreatnessinanoldsquarethatisaceme—

teryofcrumbledglory。AndRobertWalmsleywasproudofhiswife;althoughwhileoneofhishandsshookhisguests’theotherheldtightlytohisalpen—

stockandthermometer。

OnedayAliciafoundaletterwrittentoRobertbyhismother。Itwasanuneruditeletter,fullofcropsandmotherlyloveandfarmnotes。Itchronicledthehealthofthepigandtherecentredcalf,andaskedconcerningRobert’sinreturn。Itwasaletterdirectfromthesoil,straightfromhome,fullofbiographiesofbees,talesofturnips,peaansofnew—laideggs,neg—

lectedparentsandtheslumpindriedapples。

\"WhyhaveInotbeenshownyourmother’slet—

ters?\"askedAlicia。Therewasalwayssomethinginhervoicethatmadeyouthinkoflorgnettes,ofac—

countsatTiffany’s,ofsledgessmoothlyglidingonthetrailfromDawsontoFortyMile,ofthetinklingofpendantprismsonyourgrandmothers’chandeliers,ofsnowlyingonaconventroof;ofapolicesergeantrefusingbail。\"Yourmother,\"continuedAlicia,\"invitesustomakeavisittothefarm。Ihaveneverseenafarm。Wewillgothereforaweekortwo,Robert。\"

\"Wewill,\"saidRobert,withthegrandairofanassociateSupremeJusticeconcurringinanopinion。

\"IdidnotlaytheinvitationbeforeyoubecauseI

thoughtyouwouldnotcaretogo。Iammuchpleasedatyourdecision。\"

\"Iwillwritetohermyself,\"answeredAlicia,withafaintforeshadowingofenthusiasm。\"Feliceshallpackmytrunksatonce。Seven,Ithink,willbeenough。Idonotsupposethatyourmotherentertainsagreatdeal。Doesshegivemanyhouseparties?\"

Robertarose,andasattorneyforruralplacesfiledademurreragainstsixoftheseventrunks。Heen—

deavoredtodefine,picture,elucidate,setforthanddescribeafarm。Hisownwordssoundedstrangeinhisears。Hehadnotrealizedhowthoroughlyurbsi—

dizedhehadbecome。

Aweekpassedandfoundthemlandedatthelittlecountrystationfivehoursoutfromthecity。Agrin—

ning,stentorian,sarcasticyouthdrivingamuletoaspringwagonhailedRobertsavagely。

\"Hallo,Mr。Walmsley。Foundyourwaybackatlast,haveyou?SorryIcouldn’tbringintheauto—

mobileforyou,butdad’sbull—tonguingtheten—acrecloverpatchwithitto—day。Guessyou’llexcusemy,notwearingadresssuitovertomeetyou——itain’tsixo’clockyet,youknow。\"

\"I’mgladtoseeyou,Tom,\"saidRobert,grasp—

inghisbrother’sband。\"Yes,I’vefoundmywayatlast。You’vearighttosay’atlast。’It’sbeenovertwoyearssincethelasttime。Butitwillbeoftenerafterthis,myboy。\"

Alicia,coolinthesummerbeatasanArcticwraith,whiteasaNorsesnowmaideninherflimsymuslinandflutteringlaceparasol,cameroundthecornerofthestation;andTomwasstrippedofhisassurance。Hebecamechieflyeyesightclothedinbluejeans,andonthehomewarddrivetothemulealonedidheconfideinlanguagetheinwardnessofhisthoughts。

Theydrovehomeward。Thelowsundroppedaspendthriftfloodofgolduponthefortunatefieldsofwheat。Thecitieswerefaraway。Theroadlaycurl—

ingaroundwoodanddaleandbilllikearibbonlostfromtherobeofcarelesssummer。ThewindfollowedlikeawhinnyingcoltinthetrackofPhoebus’ssteeds。

Byandbythefarmhousepeepedgrayoutofitsfaithfulgrove;theysawthelonglanewithitsconvoyofwalnuttreesrunningfromtheroadtothehouse;

theysmelledthewildroseandthebreathofcool,dampwillowsinthecreek’sbed。AndtheninunisonallthevoicesofthesoilbeganachantaddressedtothesoulofRobertWalmsley。Outofthetiltedaislesofthedimwoodtheycamehollowly;theychirpedandbuzzedfromtheparchedgrass;theytrilledfromtheripplesofthecreekford;theyfloatedupinclearPan’spipenotesfromthedimmingmeadows;thewhippoorwillsjoinedinastheypursuedmidgesintheupperair;slow—goingcow—bellsstruckoutahomelyaccompaniment——andthiswaswhateachonesaid:

\"You’vefoundyourwaybackatlast,haveyou?\"

Theoldvoicesofthesoilspoketohim。Leafandbudandblossomconversedwithhimintheoldvocabu—

laryofhiscarelessyouth—theinanimatethings,thefamiliarstonesandrails,thegatesandfurrowsandroofsandturnsoftheroadhadaneloquence,too,andapowerinthetransformation。Thecountryhadsmiledandhehadfeltthebreathofit,andhisheartwasdrawnasifinamomentbacktohisoldlove。

Thecitywasfaraway。

Thisruralatavism,then,seizedRobertWalmsleyandpossessedhim。Aqueerthinghenoticedincon—

nectionwithitwasthatAlicia,sittingathisside,suddenlyseemedtohimastranger。Shedidnotbe—

longtothisrecurrentphase。Neverbeforehadsheseemedsoremote,socolorlessandhigh—sointan—

gibleandunreal。Andyethehadneveradmiredhermorethanwhenshesattherebyhiminthericketyspringwagon,chimingnomorewithhismoodandwithherenvironmentthantheMatterhornchimeswithapeasant’scabbagegarden。

Thatnightwhenthegreetingsandthesupperwereover,theentirefamily,includingBuff,theyellowdog,bestreweditselfuponthefrontporch。Alicia,nothaughtybutsilent,satintheshadowdressedinanexquisitepale—grayteagown。Robert’smotherdis—

coursedtoherhappilyconcerningmarmaladeandlumbago。Tomsatonthetopstep;SistersMillieandPamontheloweststeptocatchthelightningbugs。Motherhadthewillowrocker。Fathersatinthebigarmchairwithoneofitsarmsgone。Buffsprawledinthemiddleoftheporchineverybody’sway。Thetwilightpixiesandpucksstoleforthun—

seenandplungedotherpoignantshaftsofmemoryintotheheartofRobert。Aruralmadnessenteredhissoul。Thecitywasfaraway。

Fathersatwithouthispipe,writhinginhisheavyboots,asacrificetorigidcourtesy。Robertshouted:

\"No,youdon’t!\"Hefetchedthepipeandlitit;beseizedtheoldgentleman’sbootsandtorethemoff。

Thelastoneslippedsuddenly,andMr。RobertWalmsley,ofWashingtonSquare,tumbledofftheporchbackwardwithBuffontopofhim,bowlingfearfully。Tomlaughedsarcastically。

Roberttoreoffhiscoatandvestandhurledthemintoalilacbush。

\"Comeouthere,youlandlubber,\"becriedtoTom,andI’llputgrassseedonyourback。IthinkyouCalledmea’dude’awhileago。Comealongandcutyourcapers。\"

Tomunderstoodtheinvitationandaccepteditwithdelight。Threetimestheywrestledonthegrass,\"sideholds,\"evenasthegiantsofthemat。AndtwicewasTomforcedtobitegrassatthehandsofthedistinguishedlawyer。Dishevelled,panting,eachstillboastingofhisownprowess,theystumbledbacktotheporch。Milliecastapertreflectionuponthequalitiesofacitybrother。InaninstantRoberthadsecuredahorridkatydidinhisfingersandboredownuponher。Screamingwildly,shefledupthelane,pursuedbytheavengingglassofform。Aquarterofamileandtheyreturned,shefullofapologytothevictorious\"dude。\"Therusticmaniapossessedhimunabatedly。

Icandoupacowpenfulofyouslowhayseeds,\"

heproclaimed,vaingloriously。\"Bringonyourbull—

dogs,yourhiredmenandyourlog—rollers。\"

HeturnedhandspringsonthegrassthatproddedTomtoenvioussarcasm。Andthen,withawhoop,heclatteredtotherearandbroughtbackUnclelike,abatteredcoloredretainerofthefamily,withhisbanjo,andstrewedsandontheporchanddanced\"ChickenintheBreadTray\"anddidbuck—and—

wingwondersforhalfanhourlonger。Incredibly,wildandboisterousthingshedid。Hesang,hetoldstoriesthatsetallbutoneshrieking,heplayedtheyokel,thehumorousclodhopper;hewasmad,andwiththerevivaloftheoldlifeinhisblood。

Hebecamesoextravagantthatoncehismothersoughtgentlytoreprovehim。ThenAliciamovedasthoughshewereabouttospeak,butshedidnot。

Throughitallshesatimmovable,aslim,whitespiritintheduskthatnomanmightquestionorread。

Byandbysheaskedpermissiontoascendtoherroom,sayingthatshewastired。OnherwayshepassedRobert。Hewasstandinginthedoor,thefigureofvulgarcomedy,withruffledhair,reddenedfaceandunpardonableconfusionofattire——notracethereoftheimmaculateRobertWalmsley,thecourtedclubmanandornamentofselectcircles。Hewasdo—

ingaconjuringtrickwithsomehouseholdutensils,andthefamily,nowwonovertohimwithoutexcep—

tion,wasbeholdinghimwithworshipfuladmiration。

AsAliciapassedinRobertstartedsuddenly。Hehadforgottenforthemomentthatshewaspresent。

Withoutaglanceathimshewentonupstairs。

Afterthatthefungrewquiet。Anhourpassedintalk,andthenRobertwentuphimself。

Shewasstandingbythewindowwhenheenteredtheirroom。Shewasstillclothedaswhentheywereontheporch。Outsideandcrowdingagainstthewindowwasagiantappletree,fullblossomed。

Robertsighedandwentnearthewindow。Hewasreadytomeethisfate。Aconfessedvulgarian,heforesawtheverdictofjusticeintheshapeofthatwhitecladform。HeknewtherigidlinesthataVanDerPoolwoulddraw。Hewasapeasantgam—

bollingindecorouslyinthevalley,andthepure,cold,white,unthawedsummitoftheMatterhorncouldnotbutfrownonhim。Hehadbeenunmaskedbyhisownactions。Allthepolish,thepoise,theformthatthecityhadgivenhimhadfallenfromhimlikeanill—fittingmantleatthefirstbreathofacountrybreeze。Dullybeawaitedtheapproachingcondemna—

tion。

\"Robert,\"saidthecalm,coolvoiceofhisjudge,\"IthoughtImarriedagentleman。\"

Yes,itwascoming。Andyet,inthefaceofit,RobertWalmsleywaseagerlyregardingacertainbranchoftheappletreeuponwhichbeusedtoclimboutofthatverywindow。Hebelievedhecoulddoitnow。Hewonderedbowmanyblossomstherewereonthetree——tenmillions?Butherewassomeonespeakingagain:

\"IthoughtImarriedagentleman,\"thevoicewenton,\"but——\"

Whyhadshecomeandwasstandingsoclosebyhisside?

\"ButIfindthatIhavemarried\"——wasthisAliciatalking?——\"somethingbetter——aman——

Bob,dear,kissme,won’tyou?\"

Thecitywasfaraway。

THESHOCKSOFDOOM

Hereisanaristocracyofthepublicparksandevenofthevagabondswhousethemfortheirprivateapartments。Vallancefeltratherthanknewthis,butwhenhesteppeddownoutofhisworldintochaoshisfeetbroughthimdirectlytoMadisonSquare。

Rawandastringentasaschoolgirl——oftheoldorder——youngMaybreathedausterelyamongthebuddingtrees。Vallancebuttonedhiscoat,lightedhislastcigaretteandtookhisseatuponabench。

Forthreeminutesbemildlyregrettedthelasthundredofhislastthousandthatithadcosthimwhenthebicyclecopputanendtohislastautomobileride。

Thenhefeltineverypocketandfoundnotasinglepenny。Hehadgivenuphisapartmentthatmorning。Hisfurniturehadgonetowardcertaindebts。Hisclothes,savewhatwereuponhim,haddescendedtohisman—servantforbackwages。Ashesattherewasnotinthewholecityforhimabedorabroiledlobsterorastreet—carfareoracarnationforbuttonholeunlessbeshouldobtainthembyspong—

onhisfriendsorbyfalsepretenses。Thereforeliehadchosenthepark。

Andallthiswasbecauseanunclehaddisinheritedhim,andcutdownhisallowancefromliberalitytonothing。Andallthatwasbecausehisnephewhaddisobeyedhimconcerningacertaingirl,whocomesnotintothisstory——therefore,allreaderswhobrushtheirhairtowarditsrootsmaybewarnedtoreadnofurther。Therewasanothernephew,ofadifferentbranch,whohadoncebeentheprospectiveheirandfavorite。Beingwithoutgraceorhope,hehadlongagodisappearedinthemire。Nowdrag—

netswereoutforhim;hewastoberehabilitatedandrestored。AndsoVallancefellgrandlyasLucifertothelowestpit,joiningthetatteredghostsinthelittlepark。

Sittingthere,heleanedfarbackonthehardbenchandlaughedajetofcigarettesmokeuptothelowesttreebranches。Thesuddenseveringofallhislife’stieshadbroughthimafree,thrilling,almostjoyouselation。Hefeltpreciselythesensationoftheaero—

nautwhenhecutsloosehisparachuteandletshisballoondriftaway。

Thehourwasnearlyten。Notmanyloungerswereonthebenches。Thepark—dweller,thoughastubbornfighteragainstautumnalcoolness,isslowtoattacktheadvancelineofspring’schillycohorts。

Thenaroseonefromaseatneartheleapingfoun—

tain,andcameandsathimselfatVallance’sside。

Hewaseitheryoungorold;cheaplodging—houseshadflavoredhimmustily;razorsandcombshadpassedhimby;inhimdrinkhadbeenbottledandsealedinthedevil’sbond。Hebeggedamatch,whichistheformofintroductionamongparkbenchers,andthenhebegantotalk。

\"You’renotoneoftheregulars,\"hesaidtoVal—

lance。\"IknowtailoredclotheswhenIsee’em。

Youjuststoppedforamomentonyourwaythroughthepark。Don’tmindmytalkingtoyouforawhile?

I’vegottobewithsomebody。I’mafraid——I’mafraid。I’vetoldtwoorthreeofthosebummersoveraboutit。TheythinkI’mcrazy。Say——lettellyou——allI’vehadtoeatto—daywasacouplepretzelsandanapple。To—morrowI’llstandintoinheritthreemillions;andthatrestaurantyoueeovertherewiththeautosarounditwillbetooformetoeatin。Don’tbelieveit,doyou?

\"Withouttheslightesttrouble,\"saidVallance,withalaugh。\"Ilunchedthereyesterday。To—

nightIcouldn’tbuyafive—centcupofcoffee。\"

\"Youdon’tlooklikeoneofus。Well,Iguessthosethingshappen。Iusedtobeahigh—flyermyselfyearsago。Whatknockedyououtofthegame?\"

\"I——oh,Ilostmyjob,\"saidVallance。

\"It’sundilutedHades,thiscity,\"wentontheother。\"Onedayyou’reeatingfromchina;thenextyouareeatinginChina——achop—sueyjoint。

I’vehadmorethanmyshareofhardluck。ForfiveyearsI’vebeenlittlebetterthanapanhandler。I

wasraiseduptoliveexpensivelyanddonothing。

Say——Idon’tmindtellingyou——I’vegottotalktosomebody,yousee,becauseI’mafraid——I’mafraid。Myname’sIde。Youwouldn’tthinkthatoldPaulding,oneofthemillionairesonRiversideDrive,wasmyuncle,wouldyou?Well,heis。I

livedinhishouseonce,andhadallthemoneyI

wanted。Say,haven’tyougotthepriceofacoupleofdrinksaboutyou——er——what’syourname\"

\"Dawson,\"saidVallance。\"No;I’msorrytosaythatI’mallin,financially。\"

\"I’vebeenlivingforaweekinacoalcellaronDivisionStreet,\"wentonIde,\"withacrooktheycalled’Blinky’Morris。Ididn’thaveanywhereelsetogo。WhileIwasoutto—dayachapwithsomepa—

persinhispocketwasthere,askingforme。Ididn’tknowbutwhathewasaflycop,soIdidn’tgoaroundagaintillafterdark。Therewasalettertherebehadleftforme。Say——Dawson,itwasfromabigdowntownlawyer,Mead。I’veseenhissignonAnnStreet。Pauldingwantsmetoplaytheprodigalnephew——wantsmetocomebackandbehisheiragainandblowinhismoney。I’mtocallatthelawyer’sofficeattento—morrowandstepintomyoldshoesagain——heirtothreemillion,Dawson,and$10,000ayearpocketmoney。And——I’mafraid——I’mafraid\"

Thevagrantleapedtohisfeetandraisedbothtremblingarmsabovehisbead。Hecaughthisbreathandmoanedhysterically。

Vallanceseizedhisarmandforcedhimbacktothebench。

\"Bequiet!\"hecommanded,withsomethinglikedisgustinhistones。\"Onewouldthinkyouhadlostafortune,insteadofbeingabouttoacquireone。Ofwhatareyouafraid?\"

Idecoweredandshiveredonthebench。HeclungtoVallance’ssleeve,andeveninthedimglowoftheBroadwaylightsthelatestdisinheritedonecouldseedropsontheother’sbrowwrungoutbysomestrangeterror。

\"Why,I’mafraidsomethingwillhappentomebe—

foremorning。Idon’tknowwhat——somethingtokeepmefromcomingintothatmoney。I’mafraidatreewillfallonme——I’mafraidacabwillrunoverme,orastonedroponmefromahousetop,orsome—

thing。Ineverwasafraidbefore。I’vesatinthisparkahundrednightsascalmasagravenimagewithoutknowingwheremybreakfastwastocomefrom。Butnowit’sdifferent。Ilovemoney,Daw—

son—I’mhappyasagodwhenit’stricklingthroughmyfingers,andpeoplearebowingtome,withthemusicandtheflowersandfineclothesallaround。AslongasIknewIwasoutofthegameIdidn’tmind。

Iwasevenhappysittinghereraggedandhungry,listeningtothefountainjumpandwatchingthecarriagesgouptheavenue。Butit’sinreachofmyhandagainnow——almost——andIcan’tstandittowaittwelvehours,Dawson——Ican’tstandit。

Therearefiftythingsthatcouldhappentome——I

couldgoblind——Imightbeattackedwithheartdisease——theworldmightcometoanendbeforeI

could——\"

Idesprangtohisfeetagain,withashriek。Peo—

plestirredonthebenchesandbegantolook。Val—

lancetookhisarm。

\"Comeandwalk,\"hesaid,soothingly。\"Andtrytocalmyourself。Thereisnoneedtobecomeex—

citedoralarmed。Nothingisgoingtohappentoyou。Onenightislikeanother。\"

\"That’sright,\"saidIde。\"Staywithme,Daw—

son——that’sagoodfellow。Walkaroundwithmeawhile。Ineverwenttopieceslikethisbefore,andI’vehadagoodmanyhardknocks。Doyouthinkyoucouldhustlesomethinginthewayofalittlelunch,oldman?I’mafraidmynerve’stoofargonetotryanypanhandling\"

VallanceledhiscompanionupalmostdesertedFifthAvenue,andthenwestwardalongtheThirtiestowardBroadway。\"Waithereafewminutes,\"hesaid,leavingIdeinaquietandshadowedspot。Heenteredafamiliarhotel,andstrolledtowardthebarquiteinhisoldassuredway。

\"There’sapoordeviloutside,Jimmy,\"hesaidtothebartender,\"whosayshe’shungryandlooksit。

Youknowwhattheydowhenyougivethemmoney。

Fixupasandwichortwoforhim;andI’llseethathedoesn’tthrowitaway。\"

\"Certainly,Mr。Vallance,\"saidthebartender。

\"Theyain’tallfakes。Don’tliketoseeanybodygohungry。\"

Idefoldedaliberalsupplyofthefreelunchintoanapkin。Vallancewentwithitandjoinedhiscom—

panion。Idepounceduponthefoodravenously。\"I

haven’thadanyfreelunchasgoodasthisinayear,\"besaid。\"Aren’tyougoingtoeatany,Dawson?

\"I’mnothungry—thanks,\"saidVallance。

\"We’llgobacktotheSquare,\"saidIde。\"Thecopswon’tbotherusthere。I’llrolluptherestofthishamandstuffforourbreakfast。Iwon’teatanymore;I’mafraidI’llgetsick。SupposeI’ddieofcrampsorsomethingto—night,andnevergettotouchthatmoneyagain!It’selevenhoursyettilltimetoseethatlawyer。Youwon’tleaveme,willyou,Dawson?I’mafraidsomethingmighthappen。

Youhaven’tanyplacetogo,haveyou?\"

\"No,\"saidVallance,\"nowhereto—night。I’llhaveabenchwithyou。\"

\"Youtakeitcool,\"saidIde,\"ifyou’vetoldittomestraight。Ishouldthinkamanputonthebumfromagoodjobjustinonedaywouldbetearinghishair。\"

\"IbelieveI’vealreadyremarked,\"saidVallance,laughing,\"thatIwouldhavethoughtthatamanwhowasexpectingtocomeintoafortuneonthenextdaywouldbefeelingprettyeasyandquiet。\"

\"It’sfunnybusiness,\"philosophizedIde,\"aboutthewaypeopletakethings,anyhow。Here’syourbench,Dawson,rightnexttomine。Thelightdon’tshineinyoureyeshere。Say,Dawson,I’llgettheoldmantogiveyoualettertosomebodyaboutajobwhenIgetbackhome。You’vehelpedmealotto—

night。Idon’tbelieveIcouldhavegonethroughthenightifIhadn’tstruckyou。\"

\"Thankyou,\"saidVallance。\"Doyouliedownorsituponthesewhenyousleep?

ForhoursVallancegazedalmostwithoutwinkingatthestarsthroughthebranchesofthetreesandlistenedtothesharpslappingofhorses’hoofsontheseaofasphalttothesouthHismindwasactive,buthisfeelingsweredormant。Everyemotionseemedtohavebeeneradicated。Idefeltnoregrets,nofears,nopainordiscomfort。Evenwhenbethoughtofthegirl,itwasasofaninhabitantofoneofthoseremotestarsatwhichbegazed。Here—

memberedtheabsurdanticsofhiscompanionandlaughedsoftly,yetwithoutafeelingofmirth。Soonthedailyarmyofmilkwagonsmadeofthecityaroaringdrumtowhichtheymarched。Vallancefellasleeponhiscomfortlessbench。

Atteno’clockonthenextdaythetwostoodatthedoorofLawyerMead’sofficeinAnnStreet。

Ide’snervesflutteredworsethaneverwhenthehourapproached;andVallancecouldnotdecidetoleavehimapossiblepreytothedangershedreaded。

Whentheyenteredtheoffice,LawyerMeadlookedatthemwonderingly。HeandVallancewereoldfriends。Afterhisgreeting,heturnedtoIde,whostoodwithwhitefaceandtremblinglimbsbeforetheexpectedcrisis。

\"Isentasecondlettertoyouraddresslastnight,Mr。Ide,\"hesaid。\"Ilearnedthismorningthatyouwerenottheretoreceiveit。ItwillinformyouthatMr。Pauldinghasreconsideredhisoffertotakeyoubackintofavor。Hehasdecidednottodoso,anddesiresyoutounderstandthatnochangewillbemadeintherelationsexistingbetweenyouandhim。\"

Ide’stremblingsuddenlyceased。Thecolorcamebacktohisface,andbestraightenedhisback。Hisjawwentforwardhalfaninch,andagleamcameintohiseye。Hepushedbackhisbatteredbatwithonehand,andextendedtheother,withlevelledfin—

gers,towardthelawyer。Hetookalongbreathandthenlaughedsardonically。

\"TelloldPauldinghemaygotothedevil,\"hesaid,loudlyandclearly,andturnedandwalkedoutoftheofficewithafirmandlivelystep。

LawyerMeadturnedonhisheeltoVallanceandsmiled。

\"Iamgladyoucamein,\"hesaid,genially。

\"Yourunclewantsyoutoreturnhomeatonce。Heisreconciledtothesituationthatledtohishastyaction,anddesirestosaythatallwillbeas——\"

\"Hey,Adams!\"criedLawyerMead,breakinghissentence,andcallingtohisclerk。\"BringaglassofwaterMr。Vallancehasfainted。\"

THEPLUTONIANFIRE

ThereareafeweditormenwithwhomIamprivi—

legedtocomeincontact。Ithasnotbeenlongsinceitwastheirhabittocomeincontactwithme。Thereisadifference。

Theytellmethatwithalargenumberofthemanuscriptsthataresubmittedtothemcomeadvices(inthewayofaboost)fromtheauthorasseveratingthattheincidentsinthestoryaretrue。Thedes—

tinationofsuchcontributionsdependswhollyuponthequestionoftheenclosureofstamps。Somearereturned,therestarethrownonthefloorinacornerontopofapairofgumshoes,anoverturnedstatu—

etteoftheWingedVictory,andapileofoldmaga—

zinescontainingapictureoftheeditorintheactofreadingthelatestcopyofLePetitJournal,rightsideup—youcantellbytheillustrations。Itisonlyalegendthattherearewastebasketsineditors’

offices。

Thusistruthheldindisrepute。Butintimetruthandscienceandnaturewilladaptthemselvestoart。

Thingswillhappenlogically,andthevillainbedis—

comfitedinsteadofbeingelectedtotheboardofdirectors。Butinthemeantimefictionmustnotonlybedivorcedfromfact,butmustpayalimonyandbeawardedcustodyofthepressdespatches。

Thispreambleistowarnyouoffthegradecross—

ingofatruestory。Beingthat,itshallbetoldsim—

ply,withconjunctionssubstitutedforadjectiveswhereverpossible,andwhateverevidencesofstylemayappearinitshallbeduetothelinotypeman。

Itisastoryoftheliterarylifeinagreatcity,anditshouldbeofinteresttoeveryauthorwithina20—

mileradiusofGosport,Ind。,whosedeskholdsaMS。

storybeginningthus:\"Whilethecheersfollowinghisnominationwerestillringingthroughtheoldcourthouse,Harwoodbrokeawayfromthecongrat—

ulatinghandclaspsofhishenchmenandhurriedtoJudgeCreswell’shousetofindIda。\"

PettitcameupoutofAlabamatowritefiction。

TheSouthernpapershadprintedeightofhisstoriesunderaneditorialcaptionidentifyingtheauthorasthesonof\"thegallantMajorPettingillPettit,ourformerCountyAttorneyandheroofthebattleofLookoutMountain。\"

Pettitwasaruggedfellow,withakindofshame—

facedculture,andmygoodfriend。HisfatherkeptageneralstoreinalittletowncalledHosea。Pettithadbeenraisedinthepine—woodsandbroom—sedgefieldsadjacentthereto。HehadinhisgripsacktwomanuscriptnovelsoftheadventuresinPicardyofoneGastonLaboulaye,VicomptedeMontrepos,intheyear1329。That’snothing。Wealldothat。

Andsomedaywhenwemakeahitwiththelittlesketchaboutanewsyandhislamedog,theeditorprintstheotheroneforus——or\"onus,\"asthesay—

ingis——andthen——andthenwehavetogetabigvaliseandpeddlethosepatentair—draftgasburners。

At$1。25everybodyshouldhave’em。

ItookPettittothered—brickhousewhichwastoappearinanarticleentitled\"LiteraryLandmarksofOldNewYork,\"somedaywhenwegotthroughwithit。Heengagedaroomthere,drawingonthegeneralstoreforhisexpenses。IshowedNewYorktohim,andhedidnotmentionhowmuchnarrowerBroadwayisthanLeeAvenueinHosea。Thisseemedagoodsign,soIputthefinaltest。

\"Supposeyoutryyourbandatadescriptivearti—

cle,\"Isuggested,\"givingyourimpressionsofNewYorkasseenfromtheBrooklynBridge。Thefreshpointofview,the——\"

\"Don’tbeafool,\"saidPettit。\"Let’sgohavesomebeer。OnthewholeIratherlikethecity。\"

WediscoveredandenjoyedtheonlytrueBohemia。

Everydayandnightwerepairedtooneofthosepalacesofmarbleandglassandtilework,wheregoesonatremendousandsoundingepicoflife。Valhallaitselfcouldnotbemoregloriousandsonorous。Theclassicmarbleonwhichweate,thegreat,light—

flooded,vitreousfront,adornedwithsnow—whitescrolls;thegrandWagneriandinofclankingcupsandbowlstheflashingstaccatoofbrandishingcut—

lery,thepiercingrecitativeofthewhite—apronedgrub—maidensatthemorgue—likebanquettables;therecurrentlied—motifofthecash—register——itwasagigantic,triumphantweldingofartandsound,adeafening,soul—upliftingpageantofheroicandem—

blematiclife。Andthebeanswereonlytencents。

Wewonderedwhyourfellow—artistscaredtodineatsadlittletablesintheirso—calledBohemianrestau—

rants;andweshudderedlesttheyshouldseekoutourresortsandmakethemconspicuouswiththeirpres—

ence。

Pettitwrotemanystories,whichtheeditorsre—

turnedtohim。Hewrotelovestories,athingIhavealwayskeptfreefrom,holdingthebeliefthatthewell—knownandpopularsentimentisnotproperlyamatterforpublication,butsomethingtobeprivatelyhandledbythealienistsandflorists。Buttheeditorshadtoldhimthattheywantedlovestories,becausetheysaidthewomenreadthem。

Now,theeditorsarewrongaboutthat,ofcourse。

Womendonotreadthelovestoriesinthemagazines。

Theyreadthepoker—gamestoriesandtherecipesforcucumberlotion。Thelovestoriesarereadbyfatcigardrummersandlittleten—year—oldgirls。I

amnotcriticisingthejudgmentofeditors。Theyaremostlyveryfinemen,butamancanbebutoneman,withindividualopinionsandtastes。Iknewtwoassociateeditorsofamagazinewhowerewon—

derfullyalikeinalmosteverything。AndyetoneofthemwasveryfondofFlaubert,whiletheotherpreferredgin。

Pettitbroughtmehisreturnedmanuscripts,andwelookedthemovertogethertofindoutwhytheywerenotaccepted。Theyseemedtomeprettyfairstories,writteninagoodstyle,andended,astheyshould,atthebottomofthelastpage。

Theywerewellconstructedandtheeventsweremarshalledinorderlyandlogicalsequence。ButI

thoughtIdetectedalackoflivingsubstance——itwasmuchasifIgazedatasymmetricalarrayofpresentableclamshellsfromwhichthesucculentandvitalinhabitantshadbeenremoved。Iintimatedthattheauthormightdowelltogetbetteracquaintedwithhistheme。

\"Yousoldastorylastweek,\"saidPettit,\"aboutagunfightinanArizonaminingtowninwhichtheherodrewhisColt’s。45andshotsevenbanditsasfastastheycameinthedoor。Now,ifasix—shootercould——\"

\"Oh,well,\"saidI,\"that’sdifferent。ArizonaisalongwayfromNewYork。Icouldhaveamanstabbedwithalariatorchasedbyapairofchap—

arrerasifIwantedto,anditwouldn’tbenoticeduntiltheusualerror—sharpfromaroundMcAdamsJunctionisolatestheerratumandwritesintothepa—

persaboutit。Butyouareupagainstanotherproposition。ThisthingtheycallloveisascommonaroundNewYorkasitisinSheboyganduringtheyoungonionseason。Itmaybemixedherewithalittlecommercialism——theyreadByron,buttheylookupBradstreet’s,too,whilethey’reamongtheB’s,andBrighamalsoiftheyhavetime——butit’sprettymuchthesameoldinternaldisturbanceevery—

where。Youcanfoolaneditorwithafakepictureofacowboymountingaponywithhislefthandonthesaddlehorn,butyoucan’tputhimupatreewithalovestory。So,you’vegottofallinloveandthenwritetherealthing。\"

Pettitdid。Ineverknewwhetherhewastakingmyadviceorwhetherbefellanaccidentalvictim。

Therewasagirlbehadmetatoneofthesestudiocontrivances—aglorious,impudent,lucid,open—

mindedgirlwithhairthecolorofCulmbacher,andagood—naturedwayofdespisingyou。ShewasaNewYorkgirl。

Well(asthenarrativestylepermitsustosayin—

frequently),Pettitwenttopieces。Allthosepains,thoselover’sdoubts,thoseheart—burningsandtremorsofwhichbehadwrittensounconvincinglywerehis。TalkaboutShylock’spoundofflesh!

Twenty—fivepoundsCupidgotfromPettit。Whichistheusurer?

OnenightPettitcametomyroomexalted。Paleandhaggardbutexalted。Shehadgivenhimajonquil。

\"OldHoss,\"saidhe,withanewsmileflickeringaroundhismouth,\"IbelieveIcouldwritethatstoryto—night——theone,youknow,thatistowinout。

\"Icanfeelit。Idon’tknowwhetheritwillcomeoutornot,butIcanfeelit。\"

Ipushedhimoutofmydoor。\"Gotoyourroomandwriteit,\"Iordered。\"ElseIcanseeyourfin—

ish。Itoldyouthismustcomefirst。Writeitto—

nightandputitundermydoorwhenitisdone。Putitundermydoorto—nightwhenitisfinished——

don’tkeepituntilto—morrow。\"

IwasreadingmybullyoldpalMontaigneattwoo’clockwhenIbeardthesheetsrustleundermydoor。

Igatheredthemupandreadthestory。

Thehissingofgeese,thelanguishingcooingofdoves,thebrayingofdonkeys,thechatterofirre—

sponsiblesparrows—thesewereinmymind’searasIread。\"SufferingSappho!\"Iexclaimedtomyself。

\"Isthisthedivinefirethatissupposedtoignitegeniusandmakeitpracticableandwage—earning?\"

Thestorywassentimentaldrivel,fullofwhim—

peringsoftheartednessandgushingegoism。AlltheartthatPettithadacquiredwasgone。Ape—

rusalofitsbutteryphraseswouldhavemadeacynicofasighingchambermaid。

InthemorningPettitcametomyroom。Ireadhimhisdoommercilessly。Helaughedidiotically。

\"Allright,OldHoss,\"hesaid,cheerily,\"makecigar—lightersofit。What’sthedifference?I’mgoingtotakehertolunchatClaremontto—day。\"

Therewasaboutamonthofit。AndthenPettitcametomebearinganinvisiblemitten,withtheforti—

tudeofadish—rag。HetalkedofthegraveandSouthAmericaandprussicacid;andIlostanafter—

noongettinghimstraight。Itookhimoutandsawthatlargeandcurativedosesofwhiskeyweread—

ministeredtohim。Iwarnedyouthiswasatruestory——’wareyourwhiteribbonsifonlyfollowthistale。FortwoweeksIfedhimwhiskeyandOmar,andreadtohimregularlyeveryeveningthecolumnintheeveningpaperthatrevealsthesecretsoffe—

malebeauty。Irecommendthetreatment。

AfterPettitwascuredbewrotemorestories。Herecoveredhisold—timefacilityanddidworkjustshortofgoodenough。Thenthecurtainroseonthethirdact。

Alittle,dark—eyed,silentgirlfromNewHamp—

shire,whowasstudyingapplieddesign,felldeeplyinlovewithhim。Shewastheintensesort,butex—

ternallyglace,suchasNewEnglandsometimesfoolsuswith。Pettitlikedhermildly,andtookheraboutagooddeal。Sheworshippedhim,andnowandthenignoredhim。

Therecameaclimaxwhenshetriedtojumpoutofawindow,andhehadtosaveherbysomeperfunc—

tary,unmeantwooing。EvenIwasshakenbythedepthsoftheabsorbingaffectionsheshowed。Home,friends,traditions,creedswentuplikethistle—downinthescaleagainstherlove。Itwasreallydiscom—

posing。

OnenightagainPettitsaunteredin,yawning。Ashehadtoldmebefore,hesaidhefeltthathecoulddoagreatstory,andasbeforeIhuntedhimtohisroomandsawhimopenhisinkstand。Atoneo’clockthesheetsofpaperslidundermydoor。

Ireadthatstory,andIjumpedup,lateasitwas,withawhoopofjoy。OldPettithaddoneit。Justasthoughitlaythere,redandbleeding,awoman’sheartwaswrittenintothelines。Youcouldn’tseethejoining,butart,exquisiteart,andpulsingna—

turehadbeencombinedintoalovestorythattookyoubythethroatlikethequinsy。IbrokeintoPettit’sroomandbeathimonthebackandcalledhimname——nameshighupinthegalaxyoftheim—

mortalsthatweadmired。AndPettityawnedandbeggedtobeallowedtosleep。

Onthemorrow,Idraggedhimtoaneditor。Thegreatmanread,and,rising,gavePettithishand。

Thatwasadecoration,awreathofbay,andaguar—

anteeofrent。

AndthenoldPettitsmiledslowly。IcallhimGen—

tlemanPettitnowtomyself。It’samiserablenametogiveaman,butitsoundsbetterthanitlooksinprint。

\"Isee,\"saidoldPettit,ashetookuphisstoryandbegantearingitintosmallstrips。\"Iseethegamenow。Youcan’twritewithink,andyoucan’twritewithyourownheart’sblood,butyoucanwritewiththeheart’sbloodofsomeoneelse。Youhavetobeacadbeforeyoucanbeanartist。Well,IamforoldAlabamandtheMajor’sstore。Haveyougotalight,OldHoss?\"

IwentwithPettittothedepotanddiedhard。

\"Shakespeare’ssonnets?\"Iblurted,makingalaststand。\"Howabouthim?\"

\"Acad,\"saidPettit。\"Theygiveittoyou,andyousellit——love,youknow。I’drathersellploughsforfather。\"

\"But,\"Iprotested,\"youarereversingthede—

cisionoftheworld’sgreatest——\"

\"Good—by,OldHoss,\"saidPettit。

\"Critics,\"Icontinued。\"But——say——iftheMajorcanuseafairlygoodsalesmanandbook—

keeperdownthereinthestore,letmeknow,willyou?\"

NEMESISANDTHECANDYMAN

\"WesailateightinthemorningontheCeltic,\"saidHonoria,pluckingaloosethreadfromherlacesleeve。

\"Iheardso,\"saidyoungIves,droppinghishat,andmuffingitashetriedtocatchit,\"andIcamearoundtowishyouapleasantvoyage。\"

\"Ofcourseyouheardit,\"saidHonoria,coldlysweet,\"sincewehavehadnoopportunityofinform—

ingyouourselves。\"

Iveslookedatherpleadingly,butwithlittlehope。

Outsideinthestreetahigh—pitchedvoicechanted,notunmusically,acommercialgamutof\"Cand—de—ee—ee—s!Nice,freshcand—ee—ee—ee—ees!d\"It’souroldcandyman,\"saidHonoria,leaningoutthewindowandbeckoning。\"Iwantsomeofhismottokisses。There’snothingintheBroadwayshopshalfsogood。\"

ThecandymanstoppedhispushcartinfrontoftheoldMadisonAvenuehome。Hehadaholidayandfestivalairunusualtostreetpeddlers。Histiewasnewandbrightred,andahorseshoepin,almostlife—size,glitteredspeciouslyfromitsfolds。Hisbrown,thinfacewascrinkledintoasemi—foolishsmile。Stripedcuffswithdog—headbuttonscoveredthetanonhiswrists。

\"Idobelievehe’sgoingtogetmarried,\"saidHonoria,pityingly。\"Ineversawhimtakenthatwaybefore。Andto—dayisthefirsttimeinmonthsthathehascriedhiswares,Iamsure。\"

Ivesthrewacointothesidewalk。Thecandymanknowshiscustomers。Hefilledapaperbag,climbedtheold—fashionedstoopandbandeditin。

\"Iremember——\"saidIves。

\"Wait,\"saidHonoria。

Shetookasmallportfoliofromthedrawerofawritingdeskandfromtheportfolioaslipofflimsypaperone—quarterofaninchbytwoinchesinsize。

\"This,\"saidHonoria,inflexibly,\"waswrappedaboutthefirstoneweopened。\"

\"Itwasayearago,\"apologizedIves,asheheldouthishandforit,\"AslongasskiesaboveareblueToyou,mylove,Iwillbetrue。\"

Thishereadfromtheslipofflimsypaper。

\"Weweretohavesailedafortnightago,\"saidHonoria,gossipingly。\"Ithasbeensuchawarmsummer。Thetownisquitedeserted。Thereisno—

wheretogo。YetIamtoldthatoneortwooftheroofgardensareamusing。The,singing——andthedancing——ononeortwoseemtohavemetwithap—

proval。\"

Ivesdidnotwince。Whenyouareintheringyouarenotsurprisedwhenyouradversarytapsyouontheribs。

\"Ifollowedthecandymanthattime,\"saidIves,irrelevantly,\"andgavehimfivedollarsatthecornerofBroadway。\"

HereachedforthepaperbaginHonoria’slap,tookoutoneofthesquare,wrappedconfectionsandslowlyunrolledit。

SaraChillingworth’sfather,\"saidHonoria,\"hasgivenheranautomobile。\"

\"Readthat,\"saidIves,handingovertheslipthathadbeenwrappedaroundthesquareofcandy。

\"Lifeteachesus——howtolive,Loveteachesus——toforgive。\"

Honoria’schecksturnedpink。

\"Honoria!\"criedIves,startingupfromhischair。

\"MissClinton,\"correctedHonoria,risinglikeVenusfromtheheadonthesurf。\"Iwarnedyounottospeakthatnameagain。\"’

\"Honoria,\"repeatedIves,\"youmustbearme。I

knowIdonotdeserveyourforgiveness,butImusthaveit。Thereisamadnessthatpossessesonesome—

timesforwhichhisbetternatureisnotresponsible。

Ithroweverythingelsebutyoutothewinds。I

strikeoffthechainsthathaveboundme。Ire—

nouncethesirenthatluredmefromyou。Lettheboughtverseofthatstreetpeddlerpleadforme。ItisyouonlywhomIcanlove。Letyourloveforgive,andIsweartoyouthatminewillbetrue’aslongasskiesaboveareblue。’

Onthewestside,betweenSixthandSeventhAve—

nues,analleycutstheblockinthemiddle。Itper—

ishesinalittlecourtinthecentreoftheblock。Thedistrictistheatrical;theinhabitants,thebubblingfrothofhalfadozennations。TheatmosphereisBohemian,thelanguagepolyglot,thelocalitypre—

carious。

Inthecourtattherearofthealleylivedthecandyman。Atseveno’clockbepushedhiscartintothenarrowentrance,resteditupontheirregularstoneslatsandsatupononeofthehandlestocoolhimself。

Therewasagreatdraughtofcoolwindthroughthealley。

Therewasawindowabovethespotwherebeal—

waysstoppedhispushcart。Inthecooloftheafter—

noon,Mlle。Adele,drawingcardoftheAerialRoofGarden,satatthewindowandtooktheair。Gen—

erallyherponderousmassofdarkauburnhairwasdown,thatthebreezemighthavethefelicityofaid—

ingSidonie,themaid,indryingandairingit。

Abouthershoulders——thepointofherthatthepho—

tographersalwaysmadethemostof——waslooselydrapedaheliotropescarf。Herarmstotheelbowwerebare——therewerenosculptorstheretoraveoverthem——buteventhestolidbricksinthewallsofthealleyshouldnothavebeensoinsensateastodisapprove。WhileshesatthusFe1ice,anothermaid,anointedandbathedthesmallfeetthattwinkledandsocharmedthenightlyAerialaudiences。

GraduallyMademoisellebegantonoticethecandymanstoppingtomophisbrowandcoolhimselfbe—

neathherwindow。Inthehandsofhermaidsshewasdeprivedforthetimeofhervocation——thecharmingandbindingtoherchariotofman。TolosetimewasdispleasingtoMademoiselle。Herewasthecandyman—nofitgameforherdarts,truly——butofthesexuponwhichshehadbeenborntomakewar。