第5章

Inthesilenceofthecampbeforethefight,Whenit’sgoodtomakeyourwillandsayyourprayer,Youcanhearmy~strumpty—tumpty~overnightExplainingtentoonewasalwaysfair。

I’mtheProphetoftheUtterlyAbsurd,OfthePatentlyImpossibleandVain——

AndwhentheThingthatCouldn’thasoccurred,Givemetimetochangemylegandgoagain。

Withmy\"~Tumpa—tumpa—tumpa—tum—patump!~\"

Inthedesertwherethedung—fedcamp—smokecurledTherewasnevervoicebeforeustillIledourlonelychorus,I——thewar—drumoftheWhiteManroundtheworld!

BythebitterroadtheYoungerSonmusttread,Erehewintohearthandsaddleofhisown,——

’Midtheriotoftheshearersattheshed,Inthesilenceoftheherder’shutalone——

Inthetwilight,onabucketupsidedown,Hearmebabblewhattheweakestwon’tconfess——

IamMemoryandTorment——IamTown!

Iamallthateverwentwitheveningdress!

Withmy\"~Tunk—atunka—tunka—tunka—tunk!~\"

[Sothelights——theLondonLights——grownearandplain!]

SoIrowel’emafreshtowardstheDevilandtheFlesh,TillIbringmybrokenrankershomeagain。

Indesireofmanymarvelsoversea,Wherethenew—raisedtropiccitysweatsandroars,IhavesailedwithYoungUlyssesfromthequayTilltheanchorrumbleddownonstrangershores。

Heisbloodedtotheopenandthesky,Heistakeninasnarethatshallnotfail,Heshallhearmesingingstrongly,tillhedie,Liketheshoutingofabackstayinagale。

Withmy\"~Hya!Heeya!Heeya!Hullah!Haul!~\"

[Othegreenthatthundersaftalongthedeck!]

Areyousicko’townsandmen?Youmustsignandsailagain,Forit’s\"JohnnyBowlegs,packyourkitandtrek!\"

Throughthegorgethatgivesthestarsatnoon—dayclear——

Upthepassthatpacksthescudbeneathourwheel——

Roundthebluffthatsinksherthousandfathomsheer——

Downthevalleywithourgutteringbrakesasqueal:

Wherethetrestlegroansandquiversinthesnow,Wherethemany—sheddedlevelsloopandtwine,SoIleadmyrecklesschildrenfrombelowTillwesingtheSongofRolandtothepine。

Withmy\"~Tinka—tinka—tinka—tinka—tink!~\"

[Andtheaxehasclearedthemountain,croupandcrest!]

Soweridetheironstallionsdowntodrink,Throughtheca]~nonstothewatersoftheWest!

Andthetunesthatmeansomuchtoyoualone——

Commontunesthatmakeyouchokeandblowyournose,Vulgartunesthatbringthelaughthatbringsthegroan——

Icanripyourveryheartstringsoutwiththose;

Withthefeasting,andthefolly,andthefun——

Andthelying,andthelusting,andthedrink,Andthemerryplaythatdropsyou,whenyou’redone,Tothethoughtsthatburnlikeironsifyouthink。

Withmy\"~Plunka—lunka—lunka—lunka—lunk!~\"

Here’satrifleonaccountofpleasurepast,ErethewitthatmadeyouwingivesyoueyestoseeyoursinAndtheheavierrepentanceatthelast!

Lettheorganmoanhersorrowtotheroof——

IhavetoldthenakedstarstheGriefofMan!

Letthetrumpetssnarethefoemantotheproof——

IhaveknownDefeat,andmockeditasweran!

MybrayyemaynotalternormistakeWhenIstandtojeerthefattedSoulofThings,ButtheSongofLostEndeavourthatImake,Isithiddeninthetwangingofthestrings?

Withmy\"~Ta—ra—rara—rara—ra—ra—rrrp!~\"

[Isitnaughttoyouthathearandpassmeby?]

Buttheword——thewordismine,whentheordermovesthelineAndthelean,lockedranksgoroaringdowntodie。

OfthedrivendustofspeechImakeaflameAndascourgeofbrokenwithesthatmenletfall:

ForthewordsthathadnohonourtillIcame——

Lo!Iraisethemintohonouroverall!

BythewisdomofthecenturiesIspeak——

TothetuneofyestermornIsetthetruth——

I,thejoyoflifeunquestioned——I,theGreek——

I,theeverlastingWonderSongofYouth!

Withmy\"~Tinka—tinka—tinka—tinka—tink!~\"

[Whatd’yelack,mynoblemasters?Whatd’yelack?]

SoIdrawtheworldtogetherlinkbylink:

Yea,fromDelosuptoLimerickandback!

THELINERSHE’SALADY

TheLinershe’salady,an’sheneverlooksnor’eeds——

TheMan—o’—War’s’er’usband,an’’egives’erallsheneeds;

But,oh,thelittlecargo—boats,thatsailthewetseasroun’,They’rejustthesameasyouan’mea—plyin’upan’down!

Plyin’upan’down,Jenny,’angin’roundtheYard,AllthewaybyFrattontramdowntoPortsmouth’Ard;

Anythin’forbusiness,an’we’regrowin’old——

Plyin’upan’down,Jenny,waitin’inthecold!

TheLinershe’saladybythepaintupon’erface,An’ifshemeetsanaccidenttheycountitsoredisgrace:

TheMan—o’—War’s’er’usband,and’e’salways’andyby,But,oh,thelittlecargo—boats!they’vegottoloadordie。

TheLinershe’salady,and’errouteiscutan’dried;

TheMan—o’—War’s’er’usband,an’’ealwayskeepsbeside;

But,oh,thelittlecargo—boatsthat’aven’tanyman,They’vegottodotheirbusinessfirst,andmakethemosttheycan!

TheLinershe’salady,andifawarshouldcome,TheMan—o’—War’s’er’usband,and’e’dbid’erstayathome;

But,oh,thelittlecargo—boatsthatfillwitheverytide!

’E’d’avetoupan’fightforthem,fortheyareEngland’spride。

TheLinershe’salady,butifshewasn’tmade,Therestillwouldbethecargo—boatsfor’omean’foreigntrade。

TheMan—o’—War’s’er’usband,butifwewasn’t’ere,’Ewouldn’thavetofightatallfor’omean’friendssodear。

’Omean’friendssodear,Jenny,’angin’roundtheYard,AllthewaybyFrattontramdowntoPortsmouth’Ard;

Anythin’forbusiness,an’we’regrowin’old——

’Omean’friendssodear,Jenny,waitin’inthecold!

MULHOLLAND’SCONTRACT

Thefearwasonthecattle,forthegalewasonthesea,An’thepensbrokeuponthelowerdeckan’letthecreaturesfree——

An’thelightswentoutonthelowerdeck,an’noonenearbutme。

Ihadbeensingin’tothemtokeep’emquietthere,Forthelowerdeckisthedangerousest,requirin’constantcare,An’givetomeasthestrongestman,thoughusedtodrinkandswear。

Iseemychancewascertainofbein’hornedortrod,Forthelowerdeckwaspackedwithsteersthicker’npeasinapod,An’morepensbrokeateveryroll——soImadeaContractwithGod。

An’bythetermsoftheContract,asIhavereadthesame,IfHegotmetoportaliveIwouldexaltHisName,An’praiseHisHolyMajestytillfurtherorderscame。

Hesavedmefromthecattlean’Hesavedmefromthesea,Fortheyfoundme’tweentwodrowndedoneswheretherollhadlandedme——

An’afour—inchcrackontopofmyhead,ascrazyascouldbe。

Butthatweredonebyastanchion,an’notbyabullockatall,An’Ilaystillforsevenweeksconvalessingofthefall,An’readin’theshinyScripturetextsintheSeaman’sHospital。

An’IspoketoGodofourContract,an’Hesaystomyprayer:

\"IneverputsonMyministersnomorethantheycanbear。

Sobackyougotothecattle—boatsan’preachMyGospelthere。

\"Forhumanlifeischancyatanykindoftrade,Butmostofall,aswellyouknow,whenthesteersaremad—afraid;

Soyougobacktothecattle—boatsan’preach’emasI’vesaid。

\"Theymustquitdrinkin’an’swearin’,theymustn’tknifeonablow,Theymustquitgamblin’theirwages,andyoumustpreachitso;

FornowthoseboatsaremorelikeHellthananythingelseIknow。\"

Ididn’twanttodoit,forIknewwhatIshouldget,An’IwantedtopreachReligion,handsomean’outofthewet,ButtheWordoftheLordwerelainonme,an’IdonewhatIwasset。

Ihavebeensmitan’bruis]\\ed,aswarnedwouldbethecase,An’turnedmycheektothesmiterexactlyasScripturesays;

Butfollowingthat,Iknockedhimdownan’ledhimuptoGrace。

An’wehavepreachingonSundayswhenevertheseaiscalm,An’Iusenoknifeorpistolan’Inevertakenoharm,FortheLordabidethbackofmetoguidemyfightingarm。

An’Isignforfour—pound—tenamonthandsavethemoneyclear,An’Iaminchargeofthelowerdeck,an’Ineverloseasteer;

An’IbelieveinAlmightyGodan’preachHisGospelhere。

TheskipperssayI’mcrazy,butIcanprove’emwrong,ForIaminchargeofthelowerdeckwithallthatdothbelong——

~Whichtheywouldnotgivetoalunatic,andthecompetitionsostrong!~

ANCHORSONG

Heh!Walkherround。Heave,ahheavehershortagain!

Over,snatchherover,there,andholdheronthepawl。

Looseallsail,andbraceyouryardsbackandfull——

Readyjibtopayheroffandheaveshortall!

Well,ahfareyouwell;wecanstaynomorewithyou,mylove——

Down,setdownyourliquorandyourgirlfromoffyourknee;

Forthewindhascometosay:

\"Youmusttakemewhileyoumay,Ifyou’dgotoMotherCarey(WalkherdowntoMotherCarey!),Oh,we’reboundtoMotherCareywhereshefeedsherchicksatsea!\"

Heh!Walkherround。Break,ahbreakitouto’that!

Breakourstarboard—bowerout,apeak,awash,andclear。

Port——portshecasts,withtheharbour—mudbeneathherfoot,Andthat’sthelasto’bottomweshallseethisyear!

Well,ahfareyouwell,forwe’vegottotakeheroutagain——

Takeheroutinballast,ridinglightandcargo—free。

Andit’stimetoclearandquitWhenthehawsergripsthebitt,Sowe’llpayyouwiththeforesheetandapromisefromthesea!

Heh!Tallyon。Aftandwalkawaywithher!

Handsometothecathead,now;Otallyonthefall!

Stop,seizeandfish,andeasyonthedavit—guy。

Up,welluptheflukeofher,andinboardhaul!

Well,ahfareyouwell,fortheChannelwind’stookholdofus,Chokingdownourvoicesaswesnatchthegasketsfree。

Andit’sblowingupfornight,Andshe’sdroppingLightonLight,Andshe’ssnortingunderbonnetsforabreathofopensea,Wheel,fullandby;butshe’llsmellherroadaloneto—night。

Sicksheisandharbour—sick——Osicktocleartheland!

RolldowntoBrestwiththeoldRedEnsignoverus——

Carryonandthrashheroutwithallshe’llstand!

Well,ahfareyouwell,andit’sUshantslamsthedooronus,Whirlinglikeawindmillthroughthedirtyscudtolee:

Tillthelast,lastflickergoesFromthetumblingwater—rows,Andwe’reofftoMotherCarey(WalkherdowntoMotherCarey!),Oh,we’reboundforMotherCareywhereshefeedsherchicksatsea!

THELOSTLEGION

There’saLegionthatneverwas’listed,Thatcarriesnocoloursorcrest,But,splitinathousanddetachments,Isbreakingtheroadfortherest。

Ourfatherstheyleftustheirblessing——

Theytaughtus,andgroomedus,andcrammed;

Butwe’veshakentheClubsandtheMessesTogoandfindoutandbedamned(Dearboys!),Togoandgetshotandbedamned。

Sosomeofuschivytheslaver,Andsomeofuscherishtheblack,AndsomeofushuntontheOilCoast,Andsomeon——theWallabytrack:

AndsomeofusdrifttoSarawak,AndsomeofusdriftupTheFly,Andsomeshareourtuckerwithtigers,AndsomewiththegentleMasai(Dearboys!),TaketeawiththegiddyMasai。

We’vepaintedTheIslandsvermilion,We’vepearledonhalf—sharesintheBay,We’veshoutedonseven—ouncenuggets,We’vestarvedonaSeedeeboy’spay;

We’velaughedattheworldaswefoundit——

Itswomenandcitiesandmen——

FromSayyidBurgashinatantrumTothesmoke—reddenedeyesofLoben(Dearboys!),We’vealittleaccountwithLoben。

Theendso’theEarthwereourportion,Theoceanatlargewasourshare。

TherewasneveraskirmishtowindwardButtheLeaderlessLegionwasthere:

Yes,somehowandsomewhereandalwaysWewerefirstwhenthetroublebegan,Fromalottery—rowinManila,ToanI。D。B。raceonthePan(Dearboys!),WiththeMountedPoliceonthePan。

WepreachinadvanceoftheArmy,WeskirmishaheadoftheChurch,WithneveragunboattohelpusWhenwe’rescupperedandleftinthelurch。

Butweknowasthecartridgesfinish,Andwe’refiledonourlastlittleshelves,ThattheLegionthatneverwas’listedWillsendusasgoodasourselves(Goodmen!),Fivehundredasgoodasourselves。

Thenahealth(wemustdrinkitinwhispers)

Toourwhollyunauthorisedhorde——

Tothelineofourdustyforeloopers,TheGentlemenRoversabroad——

Yes,ahealthtoourselveserewescatter,Forthesteamerwon’twaitforthetrain,AndtheLegionthatneverwas’listedGoesbackintoquartersagain!

’Regards!

Goesbackundercanvasagain。

Hurrah!

Theswagandthebillyagain。

Here’show!

Thetrailandthepackhorseagain。

Salue!

Thetrekandthelaageragain。

THESEA—WIFE

TheredwellsawifebytheNorthernGate,Andawealthywifeisshe;

Shebreedsabreedo’rovin’menAndcaststhemoversea。

Andsomearedrownedindeepwater,Andsomeinsighto’shore,AndwordgoesbacktothewearywifeAndevershesendsmore。

Forsincethatwifehadgateorgear,Orhearthorgarthorbield,Shewilledhersonstothewhiteharvest,Andthatisabitteryield。

Shewillshersonstothewetploughing,Toridethehorseoftree,AndsynehersonscomebackagainFar—spentfromoutthesea。

Thegoodwife’ssonscomehomeagainWithlittleintotheirhands,Buttheloreofmenthatha’dealtwithmenInthenewandnakedlands;

Butthefaithofmenthatha’brotheredmenBymorethaneasybreath,Andtheeyeso’menthatha’readwi’menIntheopenbooksofdeath。

Richarethey,richinwondersseen,Butpoorinthegoodso’men;

Sowhattheyha’gotbytheskino’theirteethTheysellfortheirteethagain。

ForwhethertheylosetothenakedlifeOrwintotheirhearts’desire,TheytellitalltothewearywifeThatnodsbesidethefire。

HerhearthiswidetoeverywindThatmakesthewhiteashspin;

Andtideandtideand’tweenthetidesHersonsgooutandin;

(OutwithgreatmirththatdodesireHazardoftracklessways,InwithcontenttowaittheirwatchAndwarmbeforetheblaze);

Andsomereturnbyfailinglight,Andsomeinwakingdream,ForshehearstheheelsofthedrippingghostsThatridetheroughroof—beam。

Home,theycomehomefromalltheports,Thelivingandthedead;

Thegoodwife’ssonscomehomeagainForherblessingontheirhead!

HYMNBEFOREACTION

Theearthisfullofanger,Theseasaredarkwithwrath,TheNationsintheirharnessGoupagainstourpath:

Ereyetweloosethelegions——

Ereyetwedrawtheblade,JehovahoftheThunders,LordGodofBattles,aid!

Highlustandfrowardbearing,Proudheart,rebelliousbrow——

Deafearandsouluncaring,WeseekThymercynow!

ThesinnerthatforsworeThee,ThefoolthatpassedTheeby,OurtimesareknownbeforeThee——

Lord,grantusstrengthtodie!

ForthosewhokneelbesideusAtaltarsnotThineown,Wholackthelightsthatguideus,Lord,lettheirfaithatone。

Ifwrongwedidtocallthem,Byhonourboundtheycame;

LetnotThyWrathbefallthem,Butdealtoustheblame。

Frompanic,pride,andterror,Revengethatknowsnorein,Lighthasteandlawlesserror,Protectusyetagain。

CloakThouourundeserving,Makefirmtheshudderingbreath,InsilenceandunswervingTotasteThylesserdeath!

Ah,Marypiercedwithsorrow,Remember,reachandsaveThesoulthatcomesto—morrowBeforetheGodthatgave!

Sinceeachwasbornofwoman,Foreachatutterneed——

Truecomradeandtruefoeman——

Madonna,intercede!

E’ennowtheirvanguardgathers,E’ennowwefacethefray——

AsThoudidsthelpourfathers,HelpThouourhostto—day!

Fulfilledofsignsandwonders,Inlife,indeathmadeclear——

JehovahoftheThunders,LordGodofBattles,hear!

TOTHETRUEROMANCE

Thyfaceisfarfromthisourwar,Ourcallandcounter—cry,IshallnotfindTheequickandkind,NorknowTheetillIdie,EnoughformeindreamstoseeAndtouchThygarments’hem:

ThyfeethavetrodsoneartoGodImaynotfollowthem。

ThroughwantonnessifmenprofessTheywearyofThyparts,E’enletthemdieatblasphemyAndperishwiththeirarts;

Butwethatlove,butwethatproveThineexcellenceaugust,WhileweadorediscovermoreTheeperfect,wise,andjust。

SincespokenwordMan’sSpiritstirredBeyondhisbelly—need,WhatisisThineoffairdesignInthoughtandcraftanddeed;

Eachstrokearightoftoilandfight,Thatwasandthatshallbe,Andhopetoohigh,whereforewedie,HasbirthandworthinThee。

WhoholdsbyTheehathHeaveninfeeTogildhisdrossthereby,AndknowledgesurethatheendureAchilduntilhedie——

Fortomakeplainthatman’sdisdainIsbutnewBeauty’sbirth——

FortopossessinlonelinessThejoyofalltheearth。

AsThoudidstteachallloversspeechAndLifeallmystery,SoshaltThourulebyeveryschoolTillloveandlongingdie,WhowastoryettheLightswereset,AwhisperintheVoid,WhoshaltbesungthroughplanetsyoungWhenthisiscleandestroyed。

Beyondtheboundsourstaringrounds,Acrossthepressingdark,ThechildrenwiseofouterskiesLookhitherwardandmarkAlightthatshifts,aglarethatdrifts,Rekindlingthusandthus,Notallforlorn,forThouhastborneStrangetalestothemofus。

TimehathnotidebutmustabideTheservantofThywill;

Tidehathnotime,fortoThyrhymeTherangingstarsstandstill——

Regentofspheresthatlockourfears,Ourhopesinvisible,Oh’twascertesatThydecreesWefashionedHeavenandHell!

PureWisdomhathnocertainpathThatlacksthymorning—eyne,AndcaptainsboldbyTheecontrolledMostliketoGodsdesign;

ThouarttheVoicetokinglyboysToliftthemthroughthefight,AndComfortressofUnsuccess,Togivethedeadgood—night——

Aveiltodraw’twixtGodHisLawAndMan’sinfirmity,AshadowkindtodumbandblindTheshambleswherewedie;

Aruletotrickth’arithmeticToobaseofleaguingodds——

Thespuroftrust,thecurboflust,ThouhandmaidoftheGods!

OCharity,allpatientlyAbidingwrackandscaith!

OFaith,thatmeetstenthousandcheatsYetdropsnojotoffaith!

DevilandbruteThoudosttransmuteTohigher,lordliershow,WhoartinsooththatlovelyTruthThecarelessangelsknow!

Thyfaceisfarfromthisourwar,Ourcallandcounter—cry,ImaynotfindTheequickandkind,NorknowTheetillIdie。

YetmayIlookwithheartunshookOnblowbroughthomeormissed——

YetmayIhearwithequalearTheclarionsdowntheList;

YetsetmylanceabovemischanceAndridethebarriere——

Oh,hitormiss,howlittle’tis,MyLadyisnotthere!

THEFLOWERS

Toourprivatetaste,thereisalwayssomethingalittleexotic,almostartificial,insongswhich,underanEnglishaspectanddress,areyetsomanifestlytheproductofotherskies。Theyaffectusliketranslations;theveryfaunaandfloraarealien,remote;

thedog’s—toothvioletisbutanillsubstitutefortheratheprimrose,norcanweeverbelievethatthewood—robinsingsassweetlyinAprilastheEnglishthrush。——THEATHEN]AEUM。

BuymyEnglishposies!

KentandSurreymay——

VioletsoftheUndercliffWetwithChannelspray;

CowslipsfromaDevoncombe——

Midlandfurzeafire——

BuymyEnglishposiesAndI’llsellyourheart’sdesire!

BuymyEnglishposies!

YouthatscorntheMay,Won’tyougreetafriendfromhomeHalftheworldaway?

Greenagainstthedraggleddrift,Faintandfrailandfirst——

BuymyNorthernblood—rootAndI’llknowwhereyouwerenursed:

Robindownthelogging—roadwhistles,\"Cometome!\"

Springhasfoundthemaple—grove,thesapisrunningfree;

AllthewindsofCanadacalltheploughing—rain。

Taketheflowerandturnthehour,andkissyourloveagain!

BuymyEnglishposies!

Here’stomatchyourneed——

Buyatuftofroyalheath,BuyabunchofweedWhiteassandofMuysenbergSpunbeforethegale——

BuymyheathandliliesAndI’lltellyouwhenceyouhail!

UnderhotConstantiabroadthevineyardslie——

Thronedandthornedtheachingbergpropsthespecklesssky——

SlowbelowtheWynbergfirstrailsthetiltedwain——

Taketheflowerandturnthehour,andkissyourloveagain!

BuymyEnglishposies!

Youthatwillnotturn——

Buymyhot—woodclematis,Buyafrondo’fernGatheredwheretheErskineleapsDowntheroadtoLorne——

BuymyChristmascreeperAndI’llsaywhereyouwereborn!

WestawayfromMelbournedustholidaysbegin——

TheythatmockatParadisewooatCoraLynn——

ThroughthegreatSouthOtwaygumssingsthegreatSouthMain——

Taketheflowerandturnthehour,andkissyourloveagain!

BuymyEnglishposies!

Here’syourchoiceunsold!

Buyablood—redmyrtle—bloom,Buythekowhai’sgoldFlungforgiftonTaupo’sface,Signthatspringiscome——

BuymyclingingmyrtleAndI’llgiveyoubackyourhome!

Broombehindthewindytown;polleno’thepine——

Bell—birdintheleafydeepwherethe~ratas~twine——

Fernabovethesaddle—bow,flaxupontheplain——

Taketheflowerandturnthehour,andkissyourloveagain!

BuymyEnglishposies!

YethathaveyourownBuythemforabrother’ssakeOverseas,alone。

WeedyetrampleunderfootFloodshisheartabrim——

Birdyeneverheeded,Oh,shecallshisdeadtohim!

FarandfarourhomesaresetroundtheSevenSeas;

Woeforusifweforget,wethatholdbythese!

Untoeachhismother—beach,bloomandbirdandland——

MastersoftheSevenSeas,oh,loveandunderstand。

THELASTRHYMEOFTRUETHOMAS

TheKinghascalledforpriestandcup,TheKinghastakenspurandbladeTodubTrueThomasabeltedknight,Andallforthesakeo’thesongshemade。

Theyhavesoughthimhigh,theyhavesoughthimlow,Theyhavesoughthimoverdownandlea;

Theyhavefoundhimbythemilk—whitethornThatguardsthegateso’Faerie。

’Twasbentbeneathandblueabove,TheireyeswereheldthattheymightnotseeThekinethatgrazedbeneaththeknowes,Oh,theyweretheQueenso’Faerie!

\"Nowceaseyoursong,\"theKinghesaid,\"Oh,ceaseyoursongandgetyoudightTovowyourvowandwatchyourarms,ForIwilldubyouabeltedknight。

\"ForIwillgiveyouahorseo’pride,Wi’blazonandspurandpageandsquire;

Wi’keepandtailandseizinandlaw,Andlandtoholdatyourdesire。\"

TrueThomassmiledabovehisharp,Andturnedhisfacetothenakedsky,Where,blownbeforethewastrelwind,Thethistle—downshefloatedby。

\"Iha’vowedmyvowinanotherplace,Andbitteroathitwasonme,Iha’watchedmyarmsthelee—longnight,Wherefive—scorefightingmenwouldflee。

\"Mylanceistippedo’thehammeredflame,Myshieldisbeato’themoonlightcold;

AndIwonmyspursintheMiddleWorld,Athousandfathombeneaththemould。

\"AndwhatshouldImakewi’ahorseo’pride,AndwhatshouldImakewi’aswordsobrown,Butspilltheringso’theGentleFolkAndflytemykinintheFairyTown?

\"AndwhatshouldImakewi’blazonandbelt,Wi’keepandtailandseizinandfee,AndwhatshouldIdowi’pageandsquireThatamakinginmyowncountrie?

\"ForIsendeastandIsendwest,AndIsendfarasmywillmayflee,Bydawnandduskandthedrinkingrain,AndsynemySendingsreturntome。

\"Theycomewi’newsofthegroanin’earth,Theycomewi’newso’theroarin’sea,Wi’wordofSpiritandGhostandFlesh,Andman,that’smazedamongthethree。\"

TheKinghebithisnetherlip,Andsmotehishanduponhisknee:

\"Bythefaitho’mysoul,TrueThomas,\"hesaid,\"Yewastenowitincourtesie!

\"AsIdesire,untomypride,CanImakeEarlsbythreeandthree,TorunbeforeandridebehindAndservethesonso’mybody。\"

\"AndwhatcareIforyourrow—footearls,Orallthesonso’yourbody?

BeforetheywintothePrideo’Name,Itrowtheyallaskleaveo’me。

\"ForImakeHonourwi’mucklemouth,AsImakeShamewi’mincin’feet,Tosingwi’thepriestsatthemarket—cross,Orrunwi’thedogsinthenakedstreet。

\"Andsometheygivemethegoodredgold,Andsometheygivemethewhitemoney,Andsometheygivemeaclouto’meal,Fortheybepeopleo’lowdegree。

\"AndthesongIsingforthecountedgoldThesameIsingforthewhitemoney,ButbestIsingfortheclouto’mealThatsimplepeoplegivenme。\"

TheKingcastdownasilvergroat,Asilvergroato’Scotsmoney,\"IfIcomewi’apoorman’sdole,\"hesaid,\"TrueThomas,willyeharptome?\"

\"WhenasIharptothechildrensmall,Theypressmecloseoneitherhand。

Andwhoareyou,\"TrueThomassaid,\"Thatyoushouldridewhiletheymuststand?

\"Lightdown,lightdownfromyourhorseo’pride,Itrowyetalktooloudandhie,AndIwillmakeyouatripleword,Andsyne,ifyedare,yeshall’nobleme。\"

Hehaslighteddownfromhishorseo’pride,Andsethisbackagainstthestone。

\"Nowguardyouwell,\"TrueThomassaid,\"EreIraxyourheartfromyourbreast—bone!\"

TrueThomasplayeduponhisharp,Thefairyharpthatcouldnalee,AndthefirstleastwordtheproudKingheard,Itharpitthesalttearouto’hisee。

\"Oh,IseethelovethatIlostlongsyne,ItouchthehopethatImaynotsee,AndallthatIdido’hiddenshame,Likelittlesnakestheyhissatme。

\"Thesunislostatnoon——atnoon!

Thedreado’doomhasgrippitme。

TrueThomas,hidemeunderyourcloak,Godwot,I’mlittlefittodee!\"

’Twasbentbeneathandblueabove——

’Twasopenfieldandrunningflood——

Where,hotonheathanddikeandwall,Thehighsunwarmedtheadder’sbrood。

\"Liedown,liedown,\"TrueThomassaid。

\"TheGodshalljudgewhenallisdone。

ButIwillbringyouabetterwordAndliftthecloudthatIlaidon。\"

TrueThomasplayeduponhisharp,Thatbirledandbrattledtohishand,AndthenextleastwordTrueThomasmade,ItgarredtheKingtakehorseandbrand。

\"Oh,Ihearthetreado’thefightingmen,Iseethesunonsplentandspear。

ImarkthearrowoutenthefernThatfliessolowandsingssoclear!

\"Advancemystandardstothatwar,Andbidmygoodknightsprickandride;

ThegledshallwatchasfierceafightAse’erwasfoughtontheBorderside!\"

’Twasbentbeneathandblueabove,’Twasnoddinggrassandnakedsky,Where,ringingupthewastrelwind,Theeyasstoopeduponthepie。

TrueThomassighedabovehisharp,Andturnedthesongonthemidmoststring;

AndthelastleastwordTrueThomasmade,HeharpithisdeadyouthbacktotheKing。

\"NowIamprince,andIdowellTolovemylovewithoutenfear;

Towalkwi’maninfellowship,Andbreathemyhorsebehindthedeer。

\"Myhoundstheybayuntothedeath,Thebuckhascouchedbeyondtheburn,MyloveshewaitsatherwindowTowashmyhandswhenIreturn。

\"ForthatIliveamIcontent(Oh!Ihaveseenmytruelove’seyes)

Tostandwi’AdaminEden—glade,Andruninthewoodso’Paradise!\"

’Twasnakedskyandnoddinggrass,’Twasrunningfloodandwastrelwind,Where,checkedagainsttheopenpass,Thereddeerbelledtocallthehind。

TrueThomaslaidhisharpaway,Andloutedlowatthesaddle—side;

Hehastakenstirrupandhaudenrein,AndsettheKingonhishorseo’pride。

\"Sleepyeorwake,\"TrueThomassaid,\"Thatsitsostill,thatmusesolong;

Sleepyeorwake?——tillthelattersleepItrowye’llnotforgetmysong。

\"Iha’harpitashadowouto’thesunTostandbeforeyourfaceandcry;

Iha’armedtheearthbeneathyourheel,AndoveryourheadIha’duskedthesky。

\"Iha’harpityeuptothethroneo’God,Iha’harpityourmidmostsoulinthree;

Iha’harpityedowntotheHingeso’Hell,And——ye——would——make——aKnighto’me!\"

INTHENEOLITHICAGE

IntheNeolithicAgesavagewarfaredidIwageForfoodandfameandwoollyhorses’pelt;

Iwassingertomyclaninthatdim,redDawnofMan,AndIsangofallwefoughtandfearedandfelt。

Yea,IsangasnowIsing,whenthePrehistoricspringMadethepiledBiscayanice—packsplitandshove;

Andthetrollandgnomeanddwerg,andtheGodsofCliffandBergWereaboutmeandbeneathmeandabove。

Butarival,ofSolutr]/e,toldthetribemystylewas~outr]/e~——

’Neathatomahawkofdioritehefell。

AndIleftmyviewsonArt,barbedandtanged,belowtheheartOfamammothisticetcheratGrenelle。

ThenIstrippedthem,scalpfromskull,andmyhuntingdogsfedfull,AndtheirteethIthreadedneatlyonathong;

AndIwipedmymouthandsaid,\"Itiswellthattheyaredead,ForIknowmyworkisrightandtheirswaswrong。\"

ButmyTotemsawtheshame;fromhisridgepoleshrinehecame,Andhetoldmeinavisionofthenight:——

\"Therearenineandsixtywaysofconstructingtriballays,Andeverysingleoneofthemisright!\"……

ThenthesilencecloseduponmetillTheyputnewclothingonmeOfwhiter,weakerfleshandbonemorefrail;

AndIsteppedbeneathTime’sfinger,onceagainatribalsinger[AndaminorpoetcertifiedbyTr——ll]。

Stilltheyskirmishtoandfro,menmymessmatesonthesnow,Whenweheadedofftheaurochsturnforturn;

WhentherichAllobrogensesneverkeptamanuenses,AndouronlyplotswerepiledinlakesatBerne。

StillaculturedChristianageseesusscuffle,squeak,andrage,Stillwepinchandslapandjabber,scratchanddirk;

Stillweletourbusinessslide——aswedroppedthehalf—dressedhide——

Toshowafellow—savagehowtowork。

Stilltheworldiswondrouslarge,——sevenseasfrommargetomarge,——

Anditholdsavastofvariouskindsofman;

AndthewildestdreamsofKewarethefactsofKhatmandhu,AndthecrimesofClaphamchasteinMartaban。

Here’smywisdomforyouruse,asIlearneditwhenthemooseAndthereindeerroaredwhereParisroarsto—night:——

Therearenineandsixtywaysofconstructingtriballays,And——every——single——one——of——them——is——right!

THESTORYOFUNG

Once,onaglitteringice—field,agesandagesago,Ung,amakerofpictures,fashionedanimageofsnow。

Fashionedtheformofatribesman——gailyhewhistledandsung,Workingthesnowwithhisfingers。~ReadyetheStoryofUng!~

Pleasedwashistribewiththatimage——cameintheirhundredstoscan——

Handledit,smeltit,andgrunted:\"Verily,thisisaman!

Thusdowecarryourlances——thusisawar—beltslung。

Lo!itisevenasweare。GloryandhonourtoUng!\"

Laterhepicturedanaurochs——laterhepicturedabear——

Picturedthesabre—toothtigerdraggingamantohislair——

Picturedthemountainousmammoth,hairy,abhorrent,alone——

Outofthelovethatheborethem,scribingthemclearlyonbone。

Swiftcamethetribetobeholdthem,peeringandpushingandstill——

Menoftheberg—batteredbeaches,menoftheboulder—hatchedhill——

Huntersandfishersandtrappers,presentlywhisperinglow:

\"Yea,theyarelike——anditmaybe——ButhowdoesthePicture—manknow?\"

\"Ung——hathhesleptwiththeAurochs——watchedwheretheMastodonroam?

SpokeontheicewiththeBow—head——followedtheSabre—toothhome?

Nay!Thesearetoysofhisfancy!Ifhehavecheatedusso,Howistheretruthinhisimage——themanthathefashionedofsnow?\"

Wrothwasthatmakerofpictures——hotlyheansweredthecall:

\"Huntersandfishersandtrappers,childrenandfoolsareyeall!

Lookatthebeastswhenyehuntthem!\"Swiftfromthetumulthebroke,Rantothecaveofhisfatherandtoldhimtheshamethattheyspoke。

AndthefatherofUnggaveanswer,thatwasoldandwiseinthecraft,Makerofpicturesaforetime,heleanedonhislanceandlaughed:

\"Iftheycouldseeasthouseesttheywoulddowhatthouhastdone,Andeachmanwouldmakehimapicture,and——whatwouldbecomeofmyson?

\"Therewouldbenopeltsofthereindeer,flungdownatthycaveforagift,NordoleoftheoilytimberthatcomesontheBalticdrift;

Nostoreofwell—drilledneedles,norouchesofamberpale;

Nonew—cuttonguesofthebison,normeatofthestrandedwhale。

\"~Thou~hastnottoiledatthefishingwhenthesoddentrammelsfreeze,Norworkedthewar—boatsoutwardthroughtherushoftherock—stakedseas,Yettheybringtheefishandplunder——fullmealandaneasybed——

Andallforthesakeofthypictures。\"AndUnghelddownhishead。

\"~Thou~hastnotstoodtotheAurochswhentheredsnowreeksofthefight;

Menhavenotimeatthehoughingtocounthiscurlsaright。

AndtheheartofthehairyMammoth,thousayest,theydonotsee,Yettheysaveitwholefromthebeachesandbroilthebestforthee。

\"Andnowdotheypresstothypictures,withopenedmouthandeye,Andalittlegiftinthedoorway,andthepraisenogiftcanbuy:

But——suretheyhavedoubtedthypictures,andthatisagrievousstain——

Sonthatcanseesoclearly,returnthemtheirgiftsagain!\"

AndUnglookeddownathisdeerskins——theirbroadshell—tasselledbands——

AndUngdrewdownwardhismittenandlookedathisnakedhands;

Andheglovedhimselfanddeparted,andheheardhisfather,behind:

\"Sonthatcanseesoclearly,rejoicethatthytribeisblind!\"

Straightontheglitteringice—field,bythecavesofthelostDordogne,Ung,amakerofpictures,felltohisscribingonboneEventomammotheditions。Gailyhewhistledandsung,Blessinghistribefortheirblindness。~HeedyetheStoryofUng!~

THETHREE—DECKER

\"~Thethree—volumenovelisextinct。~\"

Fullthirtyfootshetoweredfromwaterlinetorail。

Itcostawatchtosteerher,andaweektoshortensail;

But,spiteallmodernnotions,Ifoundherfirstandbest——

TheonlycertainpacketfortheIslandsoftheBlest。

Fairheldthebreezebehindus——’twaswarmwithlovers’prayers。

We’dstolenwillsforballastandacrewofmissingheirs。

TheyshippedasAbleBastardstilltheWickedNurseconfessed,Andtheyworkedtheoldthree—deckertotheIslandsoftheBlest。

Bywaysnogazecouldfollow,acourseunspoiledofCook,PerFancy,fleetestinman,ourtitledberthswetookWithmaidsofmatchlessbeautyandparentageunguessed,AndaChurchofEnglandparsonfortheIslandsoftheBlest。

Weaskednosocialquestions——wepumpednohiddenshame——

WenevertalkedobstetricswhentheLittleStrangercame:

WelefttheLordinHeaven,weleftthefiendsinHell。

Weweren’texactlyYussufs,but——Zuleikadidn’ttell。

Nomoraldoubtassailedus,sowhentheportweneared,Thevillainhadhisfloggingatthegangway,andwecheered。

’Twasfiddleintheforc’s’le——’twasgarlandsonthemast,Foreveryonegotmarried,andIwentashoreatlast。

Ileft’emallincouplesa—kissingonthedecks。

Ilefttheloverslovingandtheparentssigningcheques。

InendlessEnglishcomfortbycounty—folkcaressed,Ilefttheoldthree—deckerattheIslandsoftheBlest!

Thatrouteisbarredtosteamers:you’llneverliftagainOurpurple—paintedheadlandsorthelordlykeepsofSpain。

They’rejustbeyondyourskyline,howe’ersofaryoucruiseInaram—you—damn—youlinerwithabraceofbuckingscrews。

Swingroundyourachingsearch—light——’twillshownohaven’speace。

Ay,blowyourshriekingsirenstothedeaf,gray—beardedseas!

Boomoutthedrippingoil—bagstoskinthedeep’sunrest——

Andyouaren’toneknotthenearertotheIslandsoftheBlest!

Butwhenyou’rethreshing,crippled,withbrokenbridgeandrail,Atadrogueofdeadconvictionstoholdyouheadtogale,CalmastheFlyingDutchman,fromtrucktotaffraildressed,You’llseetheoldthree—deckerfortheIslandsoftheBlest。

You’llseehertieringcanvasinsheetedsilverspread;

You’llhearthelong—drawnthunder’neathherleapingfigure—head;

Whilefar,sofaraboveyou,hertallpoop—lanternsshineUnvexedbywindorweatherlikethecandlesroundashrine!

Hulldown——hulldownandunder——shedwindlestoaspeck,Withnoiseofpleasantmusicanddancingonherdeck。

All’swell——all’swellaboardher——she’sleftyoufarbehind,Withascentofold—worldrosesthroughthefogthattiesyoublind。

Hercrewarebabesormadmen?Herportisalltomake?

You’remannedbyTruthandScience,andyousteamforsteaming’ssake?

Well,tinkerupyourengines——youknowyourbusinessbest——

~She~’stakingtiredpeopletotheIslandsoftheBlest!

ANAMERICAN

TheAmericanSpiritspeaks:

\"IftheLedStrikercallitastrike,Orthepaperscallitawar,TheyknownotmuchwhatIamlike,Norwhatheis,myAvatar。\"

Throughmanyroads,bymepossessed,Heshamblesforthincosmicguise;

HeistheJesterandtheJest,AndhetheTexthimselfapplies。

TheCeltisinhisheartandhand,TheGaulisinhisbrainandnerve;

Where,cosmopolitanlyplanned,HeguardstheRedskin’sdryreserve。

HiseasyunswepthearthhelendsFromLabradortoGuadeloupe;

Till,elbowedoutbyslovenfriends,Hecamps,atsufferance,onthestoop。

Calm—eyedhescoffsatswordandcrown,Orpanic—blindedstabsandslays:

Blatanthebidstheworldbowdown,Orcringingbegsacrustofpraise;

Or,sombre—drunk,atmineandmart,HedubshisdrearybrethrenKings。

Hishandsareblackwithblood——hisheartLeaps,asababe’s,atlittlethings。

But,throughtheshiftofmoodandmood,Mineancienthumoursaveshimwhole——

ThecynicdevilinhisbloodThatbidshimmockhishurryingsoul;

ThatbidshimflouttheLawhemakes,ThatbidshimmaketheLawheflouts,Till,dazedbymanydoubts,hewakesThedrumminggunsthat——havenodoubts;

Thatcheckshimfoolish——hotandfond,Thatchucklesthroughhisdeepestire,ThatgildsthesloughofhisdespondButdimsthegoalofhisdesire;

Inopportune,shrill—accented,TheacridAsiaticmirthThatleaveshim,careless’midhisdead,Thescandaloftheelderearth。

Howshallheclearhimself,howreachYourbarorweigheddefenceprefer?

AbrotherhedgedwithalienspeechAndlackingallinterpreter。

Whichknowledgevexeshimaspace;

ButwhileReproofaroundhimrings,HeturnsakeenuntroubledfaceHome,totheinstantneedofthings。

Enslaved,illogical,elate,Hegreetsth’embarrassedGods,norfearsToshaketheironhandofFateOrmatchwithDestinyforbeers。

Lo,imperturbableherules,Unkempt,disreputable,vast——

And,intheteethofalltheschools,I——Ishallsavehimatthelast!

THE\"MARYGLOSTER\"

I’vepaidforyoursickestfancies;I’vehumouredyourcrackedestwhim——

Dick,it’syourdaddy,dying;you’vegottolistentohim!

Goodforafortnight,amI?Thedoctortoldyou?Helied。

Ishallgounderbymorning,and——Putthatnurseoutside。

’Neverseendeathyet,Dickie?Well,nowisyourtimetolearn,Andyou’llwishyouheldmyrecordbeforeitcomestoyourturn。

NotcountingtheLineandtheFoundry,theyardsandthevillage,too,I’vemademyselfandamillion;butI’mdamnedifImadeyou。

Masterattwo—and—twenty,andmarriedattwenty—three——

Tenthousandmenonthepay—roll,andfortyfreightersatsea!

Fiftyyearsbetween’em,andeveryyearofitfight,AndnowI’mSirAnthonyGloster,dying,abaronite:

ForIlunchedwithhisRoyal’Ighness——whatwasitthepapersa—had?

\"Notleastofourmerchant—princes。\"Dickie,that’sme,yourdad!

~I~didn’tbeginwithaskings。~I~tookmyjobandIstuck;

AndItookthechancestheywouldn’t,an’nowthey’recallingitluck。

Lord,whatboatsI’vehandled——rottenandleakyandold!

Ran’em,or——openedthebilge—cock,preciselyasIwastold。

Grubthat’udbindyoucrazy,andcrewsthat’udturnyougrey,Andabigfatlumpofinsurancetocovertheriskontheway。

Theotherstheydursn’tdoit;theysaidtheyvaluedtheirlife(They’veservedmesinceasskippers)。~I~went,andItookmywife。

OvertheworldIdrove’em,marriedattwenty—three,Andyourmothersavingthemoneyandmakingamanofme。

~I~wascontenttobemaster,butshesaidtherewasbetterbehind;

ShetookthechancesIwouldn’t,andIfollowedyourmotherblind。

Sheeggedmetoborrowthemoney,an’shehelpedmetocleartheloan,Whenweboughthalfsharesinacheap’unandhoistedaflagofourown。

Patchingandcoalingoncredit,andlivingtheLordknewhow,WestartedtheRedOxfreighters——we’veeight—and—thirtynow。

Andthosewerethedaysofclippers,andthefreightswereclipper—freights,Andweknewweweremakingourfortune,butshediedinMacassarStraits——

BytheLittlePaternosters,asyoucometotheUnionBank——

Andwedroppedherinfourteenfathom;Iprickeditoffwhereshesank。

Ownerswewere,fullowners,andtheboatwaschristenedforher,Andshediedinthe~MaryGloster~。Myheart,howyoungwewere!

SoIwentonaspreeroundJavaandwell—nighranherashore,ButyourmothercameandwarnedmeandIwouldn’tliquornomore:

StrictIstucktomybusiness,afraidtostoporI’dthink,Savingthemoney(shewarnedme),andlettingtheothermendrink。

AndImetM’CulloughinLondon(I’dturnedfive’undredthen),And’tweenuswestartedtheFoundry——threeforgesandtwentymen:

Cheaprepairsforthecheap’uns。Itpaid,andthebusinessgrew,ForIboughtmeasteam—lathepatent,andthatwasagoldminetoo。

\"Cheapertobuild’emthanbuy’em,\"~I~said,butM’Culloughheshied,AndwewastedayearintalkingbeforewemovedtotheClyde。

AndtheLineswereallbeginning,andweallofusstartedfair,Buildingourengineslikehousesandstayingtheboilerssquare。

ButM’Cullough’ewantedcabinswithmarbleandmapleandall,AndBrusselsan’Utrechtvelvet,andbathsandaSocialHall,Andpipesforclosetsallover,andcuttingtheframestoolight,ButM’CulloughhediedintheSixties,and——Well,I’mdyingto—night……

Iknew——~I~knewwhatwascoming,whenwebidonthe~Byfleet~’skeel——

Theypiddledandpiffledwithiron:I’dgivenmyordersforsteel!

Steelandthefirstexpansions。Itpaid,Itellyou,itpaid,Whenwecamewithournine—knotfreightersandcollaredthelong—runtrade!

AndtheyaskedmehowIdidit,andIgave’emtheScripturetext,\"Youkeepyourlightsoshiningalittleinfronto’thenext!\"

Theycopiedalltheycouldfollow,buttheycouldn’tcopymymind,AndIleft’emsweatingandstealingayearandahalfbehind。

Thencamethearmour—contracts,butthatwasM’Cullough’sside;

HewasalwaysbestintheFoundry,butbetter,perhaps,hedied。

Iwentthroughhisprivatepapers;thenoteswasplainerthanprint;

AndI’mnofooltofinishifaman’llgivemeahint。

(Irememberhiswidowwasangry。)SoIsawwhatthedrawingsmeant,AndIstartedthesix—inchrollers,anditpaidmesixtypercent——

Sixtypercent~with~failures,andmorethantwicewecoulddo,Andaquarter—milliontocredit,andIsaveditallforyou!

Ithought——itdoesn’tmatter——youseemedtofavouryourma,Butyou’renearerfortythanthirty,andIknowthekindyouare。

Harreran’TrinityCollege!Ioughttoha’sentyoutosea——

ButIstoodyouaneducation,an’whathaveyoudoneforme?

ThethingsIknewwasproperyouwouldn’tthankmetogive,AndthethingsIknewwasrottenyousaidwasthewaytolive。

Foryoumuddledwithbooksandpictures,an’chinaan’etchin’san’fans,Andyourroomsatcollegewasbeastly——morelikeawhore’sthanaman’s——

Tillyoumarriedthatthin—flankedwoman,aswhiteandasstaleasabone,An’shegaveyouyoursocialnonsense;butwhere’sthatkido’yourown?

I’veseenyourcarriagesblockingthehalfo’theCromwellRoad,Butneverthedoctor’sbroughamtohelpthemissusunload。

(Sothereisn’tevenagrandchild,an’theGlosterfamily’sdone。)

Notlikeyourmother,sheisn’t。~She~carriedherfreighteachrun。

Buttheydied,theporelittlebeggars!Atseashehad’em——theydied。

Onlyyou,an’youstoodit;youhaven’tstoodmuchbeside。

Weak,aliar,andidle,andmeanasacollier’swhelpNosingforscrapsinthegalley。Nohelp——mysonwasnohelp!

Sohegetsthree’undredthousand,intrustandtheinterestpaid。

Iwouldn’tgiveityou,Dickie——yousee,Imadeitintrade。

You’resavedfromsoilingyourfingers,andifyouhavenochild,Itallcomesbacktothebusiness。Gad,won’tyourwifebewild!

’Callsandcallsinhercarriage,her’andkerchiefupto’ereye:

\"Daddy!deardaddy’sdyin’!\"anddoingherbesttocry。

Grateful?Oh,yes,I’mgrateful,butkeepherawayfromhere。

Yourmother’udneverha’stood’er,and,anyhow,womenarequeer……

There’swomenwillsayI’vemarriedasecondtime。

Notquite!ButgiveporeAggieahundred,andtellheryourlawyers’llfight。

Shewasthebesto’theboiling——you’llmeetherbeforeitends;

I’minforarowwiththemother——I’llleaveyousettlemyfriends:

Foramanhemustgowithawoman,whichwomendon’tunderstand——

Orthesortthatsaytheycanseeittheyaren’tthemarryingbrand。

ButIwantedtospeako’yourmotherthat’sLadyGlosterstill——

I’mgoingtoupandseeher,withoutit’shurtingthewill。

Here!Takeyourhandoffthebell—pull。Fivethousand’swaitingforyou,Ifyou’llonlylistenaminute,anddoasIbidyoudo。

They’lltrytoprovemecrazy,and,ifyoubungle,theycan;

AndI’veonlyyoutotrustto!(OGod,whyain’theaman?)

There’ssomewastemoneyonmarbles,thesameasM’Culloughtried——

Marblesandmausoleums——butIcallthatsinfulpride。

There’ssomeshipbodiesforburial——we’vecarried’em,solderedandpacked;

Downintheirwillstheywroteit,andnobodycalled~them~cracked。

Butme——I’vetoomuchmoney,andpeoplemight……Allmyfault:

Itcomeo’hopingforgrandsonsandbuyingthatWokin’vault。

I’msicko’the’oledam’business;I’mgoingbackwhereIcame。

Dick,you’rethesono’mybody,andyou’lltakechargeo’thesame!

Iwanttoliebyyourmother,tenthousandmileaway,Andthey’llwanttosendmetoWoking;andthat’swhereyou’llearnyourpay。

I’vethoughtitoutonthequiet,thesameasitoughttobedone——

Quiet,anddecent,andproper——an’here’syourorders,myson。

YouknowtheLine?Youdon’t,though。YouwritetotheBoard,andtellYourfather’sdeathhasupsetyouan’you’regoin’tocruiseforaspell,An’you’dlikethe~MaryGloster~——I’veheldherreadyforthis——

They’llputherinworkingorderandyou’lltakeheroutassheis。

Yes,itwasmoneyidlewhenIpatchedherandputheraside(ThankGod,Icanpayformyfancies!)——theboatwhereyourmotherdied,BytheLittlePaternosters,asyoucometotheUnionBank,Wedroppedher——IthinkItoldyou——andIprickeditoffwhereshesank——

[’Tinyshelookedonthegrating——thatoily,treaclysea——]

’HundredandeighteenEast,remember,andSouthjustthree。

Easybearingstocarry——threeSouth——threetothedot;

ButIgaveM’Andrewacopyincaseofdying——ornot。

Andsoyou’llwritetoM’Andrew,he’sChiefoftheMaoriLine;

They’llgivehimleave,ifyouask’emandsayit’sbusinesso’mine。

IbuiltthreeboatsfortheMaoris,an’verywellpleasedtheywere,An’I’veknownMacsincetheFifties,andMacknewme——andher。

AfterthefirststrokewarnedmeIsenthimthemoneytokeepAgainstthetimeyou’dclaimit,committin’yourdadtothedeep;

Foryouarethesono’mybody,andMacwasmyoldestfriend,I’veneverasked’imtodinner,buthe’llseeitouttotheend。

Stiff—neckedGlasgowbeggar,I’veheardhe’sprayedformysoul,Buthecouldn’tlieifyoupaidhim,andhe’dstarvebeforehestole!

He’lltakethe~Mary~inballast——you’llfindheralivelyship;

Andyou’lltakeSirAnthonyGloster,thatgoeson’iswedding—trip,Lashedinourolddeck—cabinwithallthreeport—holeswide,Thekicko’thescrewbeneathhimandtheroundblueseasoutside!

SirAnthonyGloster’scarriage——our’ouse—flagflyin’free——

Tenthousandmenonthepay—rollandfortyfreightersatsea!

Hemadehimselfandamillion,butthisworldisafleetin’show,Andhe’llgotothewifeof’isbosomthesameasheoughttogo——

BytheheelofthePaternosters——thereisn’tachancetomistake——

AndMac’llpayyouthemoneyassoonasthebubblesbreak!

Fivethousandforsixweeks’cruising,thestaunchestfreighterafloat,AndMache’llgiveyouyourbonustheminuteI’mouto’theboat!

He’lltakeyouroundtoMacassar,andyou’llcomebackalone;

HeknowswhatIwanto’the~Mary~……I’lldowhatIpleasewithmyown。

Yourmother’udcallitwasteful,butI’veseven—and—thirtymore;

I’llcomeinmyprivatecarriageandbiditwaitatthedoor……

Formyson’ewasneveracredit:’emuddledwithbooksandart,And’elivedonSirAnthony’smoneyand’ebrokeSirAnthony’sheart。

Thereisn’tevenagrandchild,andtheGlosterfamily’sdone——

Theonlyoneyouleftme,Omother,theonlyone!

HarrerandTrinityCollege——meslavin’earlyan’late——

An’hethinksI’mdyingcrazy,andyou’reinMacassarStrait!

Flesho’myflesh,mydearie,foreveran’everamen,Thatfirststrokecomeforawarning;Ioughttoha’gonetoyouthen,But——cheaprepairsforacheap’un——thedoctorssaidI’ddo:

Mary,whydidn’t~you~warnme?I’veallusheededtoyou,Excep’——Iknow——aboutwomen;butyouareaspiritnow;

An’,wife,theywasonlywomen,andIwasaman。That’show。

An’aman’emustgowithawoman,asyoucouldnotunderstand;

ButInevertalked’emsecrets。Ipaid’emouto’hand。

ThankGawd,Icanpayformyfancies!Nowwhat’sfivethousandtome,ForaberthoffthePaternostersinthehavenwhereIwouldbe?

~I~believeintheResurrection,ifIreadmyBibleplain,ButIwouldn’ttrust’ematWokin’;we’resaferatseaagain。

Fortheheartitshallgowiththetreasure——godowntotheseainships。

I’msickofthehiredwomen——I’llkissmygirlonherlips!

I’llbecontentwithmyfountain,I’lldrinkfrommyownwell,Andthewifeofmyyouthshallcharmme——an’therestcangotoHell!

(Dickie,~he~will,that’scertain。)I’lllieinourstandin’—bed,An’Mac’lltakeherinballast——an’shetrimsbestbythehead……

Downbytheheadan’sinkin’,herfiresaredrawnandcold,Andthewater’ssplashin’hollowontheskinoftheemptyhold——

Churningan’chokingandchuckling,quietandscummyanddark——

Fulltoherlowerhatchesandrisin’steady。Hark!

Thatwastheafter—bulkhead……She’sfloodedfromstemtostern……

Neverseendeathyet,Dickie?……Well,nowisyourtimetolearn!

SESTINAOFTHETRAMP—ROYAL

Speakin’ingeneral,I’avetried’emall,The’appyroadsthattakeyouo’ertheworld。

Speakin’ingeneral,I’avefoundthemgoodForsuchascannotuseonebedtoolong,Butmustget’ence,thesameasI’avedone,An’goobservin’matterstilltheydie。

Whatdoitmatterwhereor’owwedie,Solongaswe’veour’ealthtowatchitall——

Thedifferentwaysthatdifferentthingsaredone,An’menan’womenlovin’inthisworld——

Takin’ourchancesastheycomealong,An’whentheyain’t,pretendin’theyaregood?

Incashorcredit——no,itaren’tnogood;

You’aveto’avethe’abitoryou’ddie,Unlessyoulivedyourlifebutonedaylong,Nordidn’tprophesynorfretatall,Butdrewyourtuckersome’owfromtheworld,An’neverbotheredwhatyoumightha’done。

But,Gawd,whatthingsaretheyI’aven’tdone?

I’veturnedmy’andtomost,an’turneditgood,Invarioussituationsroundtheworld——

For’imthatdothnotworkmustsurelydie;

Butthat’snoreasonmanshouldlabourall’Islifeononesameshift;life’snonesolong。

Therefore,fromjobtojobI’vemovedalong。