第4章

\'Why,IcertainlythoughtIheardhimasktogowithyou,\'saidMrs。

Winship,inratheranalarmedtone。

\'Sohedid;butItoldhimitwastoofar。\'

\'Ididn\'thearthat;infact,Iwashalfasleep;Iwasnotfeelingwell。AskHopYet;hehasbeeninthekitchenalltheafternoon。\'

HopYetreplied,withdiscouragingtranquillity,\'Oh,Inoknow。I

nosabeDicky;healleetimelunlouncamp;Inolook;toomucheework。Ichophash——Dickycomeinkitch\'——makeheapwork——nogood。I

tellhimgolong——hego;bime-byyoucatchum;yousee。\'Whereuponhegracefullyskinnedanonion,andburstintoaChinesesong,withcompleteindifferenceastowhetherDickylivedordied。

\'PerhapsheiswithPancho;I\'llrunandsee!\'criedPolly,dashingswiftlyinthedirectionofthesky-parlour。Butafterafewminutessheranback,withaseriousface。\'He\'snotthere;Panchohasnotseenhimsincelunch。\'

\'Well,I\'vejusthappenedtothink,\'saidpaleAuntTruth,\'thatpapacameintothetentforsomecartridges,afteryouleft,andofcoursehetookDickwithhim。Idon\'tsupposeitisanyusetoworry。Healwaysdoescomeoutright;andIhavetoldhimsomanytimesneveronanyaccounttogoawayfromthecampalonethathesurelywouldnotdoit。Papaandtheboyswillbehomesoon,now。Itisnearlysixo\'clock,andItoldthemthatIwouldblowthehornatsix,asusual。Iftheyaretoofarawaytohearit,theywillknowthetimebythesun。\'

\'Well,\'saidBell,anxiously,\'Ihopeitisallright。Papaissostrictthathewon\'tbelatehimself。Didalltheboysgowithhim,mamma?\'

\'Yes,allbutPhilip。\'

\'Oh,thenDickymustbewiththem,\'saidMargery,consolingly。

\'Geoffreyalwaystakeshimwhereverhecan。\'

Sothegirlswentintothetenttobegintheirdinnertoilet,whichconsistedincarefullybrushingburrsanddustfromtheirprettydresses,anddonningfreshcollarsandstockings,withlowtiesofrussetleather,whichPollydeclaredbelongedonlytothestageconceptionofacampingcostume;then,withsmoothlybrushedhairandbrightflower-knotsatcollarandbelt,theylookedcharmingenoughtograceanydrawing-roomintheland。

Thehornwasblownagainatsixo\'clock,AuntTruthstandingattheentranceofthepathwhichledupthecanyon,shadingheranxiouseyesfromthelightofthesettingsun-

\'Heretheycome!\'shecried,joyously,asthewelcomepartyappearedinsight,gunsovershoulder,fullgame-bags,andJackandGeoffwithafewrabbitsandquailhangingovertheirarms。

Thegirlsrushedoutofthetent。Belltookinthewholegroupwithoneswiftglance,andthenturnedtohermother,who,likemostmothers,believedtheworstatonce,andgrewpalerassheasked:

\'Papa,whereislittleDick?\'

\'Dick!Why,mydear,hehasnotbeenoutwithus。Whatdoyoumean?\'

\'Areyousureyoudidn\'ttakehim?\'falteredAuntTruth。

\'OfcourseIam。Goodheavens!Doesn\'tanyoneknowwherethechildis?\'lookingatthefrightenedgroup。

\'Youknow,uncle,\'saidGeoffrey,\'westartedoutatthreeo\'clock。

InoticedDickyplayingwithhisblocksinourtent,andsaidgood-

byetohim。Didyouseehimwhenyoucamebackforthecartridges?\'

\'CertainlyIdid;hecalledmetolookathisdogmakingbelievegotosleepinthehammock。\'

\'Wegirlswentdowntothepoolsoonafterthat,\'saidBell,tearfully。\'Heaskedtogowithus,andItoldhimitwastoofar,andthathe\'dbetterstaywithmamma,whowouldbeallalone。Hesaid\"Yes\"sosweetlyIcouldn\'tmistrusthim。Oh,wasitmyfault,papa?Pleasedon\'tsayitwas!\'andsheburstintoapassionofsobs。

\'No,no,mychild,ofcourseitwasnot。Don\'tcry;weshallfindhim。Goandlookaboutthecamp,Geoff,whileweconsiderforaminutewhattodo?\'

\'Ifthereisanyfault,itismine,forgoingtosleep,\'saidpoorAuntTruth;\'butIneverdreamedhewoulddaretowanderoffalone,mypoorlittledisobedientdarling!Whatshallwedo?\'

\'HaveyouspokentoPanchoandHopYet?\'askedPhil。

\'Yes;theyhaveseennothing。\'

HopYetjustatthismomentissuedfromhiskitchenwithanimmenseplatterofmutton-stewanddumplings,whichhedepositedonthetable。Onbeingquestionedagain,heansweredasbefore,withthegreatestserenity,intimatingthatDickywouldcomehome\'heapbime-

by\'whenhegot\'plentyhungly。\'Heseemedtothinkalostboyortwoinafamilyratheratriflethanotherwise,andwounduphisunfeelingremarkswiththepracticalone,\'Dinnerallleady;younoeatmutton,hegetcold!MisserWins\',Inofindpickle;youcatchum!\'

\'Idon\'tbelievehewouldcareifwealldiedrightbeforehiseyes,\'

mutteredPolly,angrily。\'IshouldjustliketoseeaChinaman\'sheartonce,andfindoutwhetheritwasmadeofresin,orcuttle-

fish,orwhat。\'

\'Well,\'saidPhil,asDr。Winshipcamethroughthetreesfromthecard-room,\'wemuststartoutthisinstant,andofcoursewecanfindhimsomehow,somewhere;hehasn\'tbeengoneovertwohours,andhecouldn\'twalkfar,that\'scertain。Now,UncleDoc,shallweallgodifferentways,andleavethegirlsheretoseeifhedoesn\'tturnup?\'

\'Oh,papa,\'criedBell,donotleaveusathome!Wecanhuntaswellasanyone;weknoweveryfootofthecanyon。LetmegowithGeoff,andwe\'llfollowthebrooktrail。\'

\'Verywell。Now,mamma,PanchoandIwillgodowntothemainroad,andyouwaitpatientlyhere。Makeallthenoiseyoucan,children;

andtheonewhofindshimmustcomebacktothecampandblowthehorn。HopYet,wegonow;ifDickycomesback,youblowthehornyourself,willyou?\'

\'Alllight,boss。Youeatumdinnernow;thengobime-by;muttonheapcold;you——\'

\'Dinner!\'shoutedJack。\'Confoundyourimpudence!Ifyousaydinneragain,I\'llcutthequeueoffyourstupidhead。\'

\'Good!\'murmuredPolly,givingasavagepunchtoherblueTamo\'

Shantercap。

\'Jack,Jack!\'remonstratedAuntTruth。

\'Iknow,dearauntie;butthecallousoldheathenmakesmesomadI

can\'tcontainmyself。Come,Margery,let\'sbeoff。Getyourshawl;

andhurrahfortheonewhocomesbacktoblowthehornfirst!I\'llwageryoutentooneI\'llhaveDickinauntie\'slapinsidethehour!\'——atwhichAuntTruth\'seyesbrightened,andshebegantotakeheartagain。Butashetorepastthebrushkitchenandoutintothewoods,draggingMadgeafterhimatabreathlesspace,heshuthislipstogetherrathergrimly,saying,\'I\'dgivefivehundreddollars(s\'posin\'Ihadacent)toseethatyoungstersafeagain。\'

\'Tellmeonething,Jack,\'saidMargery,herteethchatteringwithnervousness;\'arethereanyanimalsinthiscanyonthatwouldattackhim?\'

\'Oh,ofcourseitispossiblethataCalifornialionorawild-catmightcomedowntothebrooktodrink——theyhavebeenkilledhereabouts——butIhardlybelieveitislikely;andneitherdoI

believetheywouldbeapttohurthim,anyway,forhewouldneverattackthem,youknow。WhatIamafraidofisthathehastumbledovertherockssomewhereinclimbing,ortangledhimselfupinthechaparral。Hecouldn\'thavemadeoffwithapistol,couldhe?Heisuptoallsuchtricks。\'

Presentlythecanyonbegantoechowithstrangesounds,whichIhavenodoubtsenttheowls,birds,andrabbitsintofitsofterror;fortheboyshadwhistlesandpistols,whilePollyhadtakenatinpanandahammer。ShehadgonewithPhiloutbehindthethicketofmanzanitabushes,andtheybothstoodmotionless,undecidedwheretogo。

\'Oh,Phil,Ican\'thelpit;Imustcry,Iamsofrightened。Letmesitdownasecond。Yes,Iknowit\'sanant-hill,andIshouldn\'tcareifitwereahornets\'nest——Ideservetobestung。WhatdoyouthinkIsaidtoMargerythismorning?ThatDickywasaperfectlittlemarplot,andspoiledallourfun,andIwishedhewereinthebottomoftheRedSea;andthenIcalledhimak-k-k-ill-joy!\'andPollyburiedherheadinherblueTam,andcriedagood,honest,old-

fashionedcry。

\'There,chirkup,poorlittlesoul,anddon\'tyoufretoveracarelessspeech,thatmeantnothingatall。I\'vewishedhimintheRedSeamorethanonce,butI\'mblessedifIeverdoitagain。Come,let\'sgooveryonder,wherewecaughttheyoungowl;Dickymayhavewantedtotrythatlittlegameagain。\'

Sotheywenton,calling,listening,thenstrugglingonagain,moreanxiouseverymoment,butnotsothoroughlydazedasBell,whohadrockedherbaby-brotherinhiscradle,andtowhomhewastheembodimentofeveryearthlygrace,ifnotofeveryheavenlyvirtue。

\'Imighthaveknownthiswouldhappen,\'shesaid,miserably。\'Heissocarelessthat,ifweeverfindhimagain,wemustkeephimtiedtosomething。\'

\'Takecareofyoursteps,dear,\'saidGeoff,\'andmunchthiscracker,oryouwon\'thavestrengthenoughtogoonwithme。Iwishitwerenotgettingsodark;themomentthesungetsbehindthesemountain-

topsthelightseemstovanishinaninstant——Dick-y!\'

\'Thinkofthepoordarlingoutinthisdarkness——hungry,frightened,andalone,\'sighedBell。\'It\'spasthisbed-timenow。Oh,whydidweevercometostayinthishorribleplace!\'

\'Youmustnotblametheplace,dear;wethoughtitthehappiestintheworldthismorning。Herewearebytheupperpool,andthepathstops。Whichwayhadwebettergo?\'

\'I\'vebeenherebeforeto-day,\'saidBell;\'wemightfollowthetrailImade。Butwhereismystring?Lightamatch,Geoff,please。\'

\'Whatstring?Whatdoyoumean?\'

\'Why,Ifoundabeautifulspotthismorning,and,fearingIshouldn\'trememberthewayagain,Itookoutmyballoftwineanddroppedawhitelineallthewayback,likeAriadne;butIdon\'tseeit。Wherecanithavedisappeared——unlessJackorPhiltookittoteaseme?\'

\'Ohno;I\'vebeenwiththemallday。Perhapsasnakehasswallowedit。Come。\'

ButabrightideahadpoppedintoBell\'shead。\'Iwanttogothatway,Geoff,dear;it\'sasgoodasanyother,andthereareflowersjusttheotherside,inanopen,sunnyplace;perhapshefoundthem。\'

\'Allright;let\'sgoahead。\'

\'Thetroubleis,Idon\'tknowwhichwaytogo。Hereistherock;I

rememberitwasaspottedone,withtallfernsgrowingbesideit。

NowIwent——letmesee——thisway,\'andtheybothplungedintothethickbrush。

\'Bell,Bell,thisisutternonsense!\'criedGeoff。\'Nochildcouldcrawlthroughthistangle。\'

\'Dickycouldcrawlthroughanythinginthisuniverse,ifitwasthewrongthing;heisn\'tafraidofbeast,bird,orfish,andhepositivelyenjoysgettingscratched,\'saidBell。

Meanwhile,whathadbecomeofthissmallhero,andwhatwashedoing?

Hewaslastseeninthehammock,playingwiththelong-sufferingterrier,Lubin,whowasmakingbelievegotosleep。Itprovedtobeentirelyamake-believe;for,atthefirstlooseningofDicky\'sstranglingholduponhisthroat,hetumbledoutofthehammockanddartedintothewoods。Dickyfollowed,butLubinwasfleetoffoot,anditwasadesperateandexcitingraceforfulltenminutes。

Atlength,asLubinheardhislittlemaster\'sgleefullaugh,herealisedthathisangerwasathingofthepast;consequently,hewheeledaboutandranintoDicky\'soutstretchedarms,lickinghisfaceandhandsexuberantlyinthejoyofcompleteforgiveness。

BythistimethevoiceofconscienceinDicky\'ssoul——anditwasavery,verystill,smalloneonalloccasions——wasentirelysilenced。

Hestrayedintoasunnyspot,andpickedflowersenoughtotrimhislittlesailorhat,probablydiviningthatthiswaswhatlostchildreninSunday-schoolbooksalwaysdid,anditwouldbedishonourablenottokeepupthesuperstition。Thenhebuiltafine,strongdamofstonesacrossthebrook,wadingtoandfrowithoutthebotheroftakingoffhisshoesandstockings,andfilledhishatwithrocksandsunkittothebottomforawharf,keepinghishat-bandtotieanunhappyfrogtoabitofbark,andsettinghimafloatasthecaptainofaslave-ship。When,atlength,thestrugglingcreaturefreedhimselffromhisbondsandleapedintothepool,Dickyplayedthathewasadrowningchild,andthrewLubinintothewatertorescuehim。

Inthesemerryanticsthehoursflewbyunnoticed;hehadneverbeenhappierinhislife,anditflashedthroughhismindthatifhewereleftentirelytohimselfheshouldalwaysbegood。

\'HereI\'vebeenawholedayoffulgoodbymyloneself;haven\'tsaidonenottywordordidonenottyfing,norgottedscoldedasingulwunst,didI,Lubin?Iguesswebetterlivehere;bettentwe,Lubin?

Andvenwewuntgitstuckinterbedfurwettin\'ourfeetslittleteentymitesofwetev\'rysingulnightallthelivelongdays,willwe,Lubin?\'

ButthiswasalongperiodofreflectionforMasterDicky,andhecaperedon,fartherandfarther,thewatersozzlingfrightfullyinhislittlecopper-toedboots。Atlengthhesatdownonastonetoresthimself,and,glancingaimlesslyabout,hiseyesfellonawhitestring,whichhegraspedwithalacrity,pullingitsendfrombeneaththestoneonwhichhesat。

\'LubyWinship,theanjullsgavedmethisstringfurtermakeanoffulsplendidtightharnessforyou,littleLuby;andyoucandragbigheavystones。Won\'tthatbenice?\'

Lubinlookeddoubtful,andwaggedhistaildissentingly,asmuchastosaythathisideasofangelministrationswereatrifledifferent。

Buttherewasnoendtothestring!Howvery,verycurious!Dickywoundandwoundandcreptandcreptalong,untilhewasthoroughlytiredbutthoroughlydeterminedtoseeitthrough;andLubin,meanwhile,hadseizedthefirstconvenientmoment,afterthementionoftheharness,toretiretothecamp。

Atlength,ohjoy!thetiredandtornlittleman,followingcarefullytheleading-string,issuedfromthescratchingbushesintoaclean,beautiful,roundplace,withagreatrestful-lookingstumpinthecentre,androunditsbaseasmallforestofsnowytoadstools。Whatcouldbealoveliersurprise!Dickyclappedhishandsingleeashelookedatthem,andthoughtofalittleverseofpoetrywhichBellhadtaughthim:

\'Somefairyumbrellascameupto-dayUndertheelm-tree,justovertheway,Andaswehavehadashowerofrain,Thereasontheycameismadeveryplain:

To-nightisthewoodlandfairies\'ball,Anddropsfromtheelm-treemightonthemfall,Solittleumbrellaswaitforthemhere,Andundertheirshelterthey\'lldancewithoutfear。

Takecarewhereyoustep,norcrushthem,Ipray,Forfearyouwillfrightenthefairiesaway。\'

\'Oh!\'thoughtDicky,inatranceofdelight,\'nowIshallgotothefairies\'ball,andsee\'emdanceunderthecunninglittleteentyumberells;andwunttheybemadathomewhennobuddycan\'tsee\'embutjustonlyme!Andthenifthatpotryisabigwhopper,likethatthereuvverone——\'laddin-lampstoryofBell\'s——I\'lljustpickevrywhitetoadstoolformypapa\'sSundaydinner,andshesha\'n\'tneverseeasingulfairydance。\'

Buthewaitedverypatientlyforalong,longtimethatseemedlikeyears,forLubinhaddisappeared;andallatonceitgrewsodarkinthisthickly-woodedplacethatDicky\'scourageoozedoutinasinglemoment,withoutanypreviouswarningsastoitsintention。Thetoadstoolslookedliketheghostsoflittlepast-and-gonefairyumbrellasinthedarkness,andnotasinglefairycouplecametowaltzundertheirsnowycanopies,orexchangeafurtivekissbeneaththeirfriendlyshadows。

Dickythoughtthesituationexceedinglygloomy,and,withoutknowingit,followedtheexampleofmanyolderpeople,who,onbeingdesertedbyman,experiencedtheirfirstdesiretofindfavourwithGod。Hewasnotintheleastdegreeasaintlychild,buthefeltinstinctivelythatthiswasthepropertimeforprayer;andnotknowinganythingappropriatetotheoccasion,herepeatedoverandoveragainthetime-wornplaintofchildhood:-

\'NowIlaymedowntosleep,IpraytheLordmysoultokeep;

IfIshoulddiebeforeIwake,IpraytheLordmysoultotake。Amen。\'

Likeoldermortalsoffeeblefaith,helookedforanimmediateandpracticalanswer,intheshape,perhaps,ofhismother,withhislittlenight-gownandbowlofbreadandmilk。

\'Mysakesalive!\'hegrumbledbetweenhissobs,\'they\'rethemeanestfingsIeversaw。Howlongdotheys\'poseI\'mgoin\'towaitfor\'eminthisdark?Whenthebearshaveetmeupinteentysnips,thenthey\'llbesaterfied,Iguess,andwishtthey\'dtookenedgoodercareofme——alittlespeckofaboy,leftedoutinthisdark,bear-yplace,allbyhisloneself。O——oo——oo——oh!\'andhewoundupwithamurderousyell,whichhadneverfailedbeforetobringthewholefamilytohisside。

Hisformerprayerseemingtobeinvain,hefoundasoftplace,brusheditascleanaspossible,andwithdifficultybendinghislittlestiff,scratchedbodyintoakneelingposition,heprayedhisnightlypostscriptto\'NowIlayme\':\'Godblesspapa,\'n\'mamma,\'n\'Bell,\'n\'Jack,\'n\'Madge,\'n\'Polly,\'n\'Phil,\'n\'Geoff,\'n\'

Elsie。\'Then,realizingthathewasinaperilousposition,anditbehovedhimtobeaspiousaspossible,headded:\'AndpleaseblessPancho,\'n\'HopYet,\'n\'Lubin,\'n\'thegoat——notthewildgoatuponthehill,butmygoat,whatgotsicktohisstummickwhenIpaintedhimwithblackletters。\'

Whatadreadfulcalamity,tobesure,ifthewronggoathadbeenblessedbymistake!Hiswholedutyperformed,hepickedthetoadstoolsforhispapa\'sSundaydinner,and,leaninghisheadagainstthelonestump,criedhimselftosleep。

Butreliefwasnear,thoughhelittlesuspecteditashelayinthesound,dreamlesssleepwhichcomesonlytothetrulygood。Therewasacrashingsoundinthestilldarkness,andBellplungedthroughthethickunderbrushwithacryofdelight。

\'Heishere!Dear,dearGeoff,heisallhere!Iknewit,Iknewit!Hurrah!——no,Imean——thankGod!\'shesaidsoftlyasshestoopeddowntokisshermischievouslittlebrother。

\'Butwhatalookingcreature!\'exclaimedGeoff,ashestoopedovertherecoveredtreasure。\'See,Bell,hiscurlsareglisteningwithpitch,hisdressistornintoribbons,andhishands——ugh,howdirty!\'

\'Poorlittledarling,heisthoroughlyusedup,\'whisperedBell,wipingtearsofjoyfromherbrowneyes。\'Now,I\'llrunhomelikelightningtoblowthehorn;andyoucarryDicky,forheistoosleepyandstifftowalk;and,Geoff\'——(hereshelaidanembarrassedhandonhisshoulder)——\'I\'mafraidhe\'llbeawfullycross,butyou\'llnotmindit,willyou?He\'ssoworn-out。\'

\'NotI,\'laughedGeoff,ashedroppedabrotherlykissonBell\'spalecheek。\'ButI\'venoideaoflettingyougoalone;you\'retiredtodeath,andyou\'llmissthepath。IwishIcouldcarryyouboth。\'

\'Tired——afraid!\'criedBell,witharinginglaugh,whileDickywokewithastare,andnestledonGeoffrey\'sshoulderasifnothinghadhappened。\'Why,nowthatthisweightisliftedoffmyheart,Icouldseeapathinanuntravelledforest!Good-bye,youdear,darling,cruelboy!Imustrun,foreverymomentisprecioustomamma。\'Andwithonestranglinghug,whichmadeDicky\'sribscrack,shedashedoff。

Ohhowjoyously,howsweetlyandtunefully,thefuriousblastoftheoldcrackeddinner-hornfellontheanxiousearsinthatcanyon。Itseemedclearerandmoremusicalthanachimeofsilverbells。

Inatricethewanderingcoupleshadgatheredjubilantlyroundthecamp-fire,allembracingBell,whowastheheroineofthehour——

entirelybychance,andnotthoughsuperiorvisionorcourage,assheconfessed。

ItwashardlyfifteenminuteswhenGeoffstrodeintotheringwithhissorry-lookingburden,whichhelaidimmediatelyinAuntTruth\'slap。

\'Ohmydarling!\'shecried,embracinghimfondly。\'Tothinkyouarereallynotdead,afterall!\'

\'No,heisaboutasaliveasanychapIeversaw。\'Andwhilethehappyparentscaressedtheirrestoreddarling,Geoffgatheredthegirlsandboysaroundthedinner-table,andrepeatedsomeofDicky\'sremarksonthehomewardtrip。

Itseemsthatheconsideredhimselftheinjuredparty,andwithgreatingenuitylaidalltheblameofthemishaponhiselders。

\'Nobuddytakescareofme,anyhow,\'hegrumbled。\'Ifmypapawasn\'tameanfingI\'dortertohaveablacknursewithawhitecapandapurn,likeBillyThomas,\'n\'thenIcouldn\'tgitlostedsooffuleasy。An\'youallnevercaredacentaboutiteither,oryou\'dafoundedmequicker\'nthis——\'n\'I\'vebeenhungryfurnineteenhours,\'n\'IguessI\'vebeengonetillDecember,bythefeelin\',butyouwastoolazytofoundme\'fIfreezedtodef——\'n\'thereain\'tbutonesingulboyofmeroundthewholecamp,\'n\'\'twouldservededyourightifIhadgotlostedforever;thenIbetyouwouldn\'thadmuchfunFourthofJuly\'thoutmytwobits\'n\'myfire-crackers!\'

Itwasanhourortwobeforepeaceandquietwererestoredtothecamp。Thelong-delayeddinnerhadtobeeaten;andtoHopYet\'scalmdelight,itwasaverybadone。Dicky\'ssmallwoundsweredressedwithsweetoil,andafterbeingfedandbathedhewastuckedlovinglyintobed,withahundredkissesormorefromthewholeparty。

Alittlerestandattentionhadentirelyrestoredhisgood-humour;

andwhenDr。Paulwentintothetenttoseethatallwassafeforthenight,hefoundhimsittingupinbedwithagleefulcountenance,prattlinglikealittleangel。

\'Wehadanoffulfunnytime\'boutmygittin\'losted,didn\'twe,mamma?\'chuckledhe,withhisgurglinglittlelaugh。\'NexttimeI\'mgoin\'togetlostedinannoverbran\'-newplacewhereno-bud-dycanfindme!Ifinkitwasthenicesttime\'ceptFourthofJuly,don\'tyou,mamma?\'Andhepattedhismother\'scheekandimprintedanoilykissthereon。

\'Truth,\'saidtheDoctor,withmildseverity,\'Iknowyoudon\'tbelieveinapplyingtheslipper,butIdothinkweshouldarrangesomeplanforgivingthatchildanideaofthesolemnityoflife。SofarasIcanjudge,helooksatitasoneprolongedpicnic。\'

\'Mysentimentsexactly!\'criedBell,energetically。\'Ican\'tstandmanymoreofthesetryingscenes;Iamworntoa\"shadder。\"\'

Dickytuckedhisheadunderhismother\'sarm,withasighofreliefthattherewasoneperson,atleast,whosesentimentswerealwaysfavourableandalwaystobereliedupon。

\'Iloveyouthebestofanybuddy,mamma,\'whisperedhe,andfellasleep。

CHAPTERIV:RHYMEANDREASON

ABUDGETOFLETTERSFROMTHECAMPMAIL-BAG

\'Theletterofafriendisalikenesspassingtrue。\'

OurfriendPollywasseatedinasecludedspotwhenceallbutherhadfled;hergravedemeanour,herdiscardedsun-bonnet,hercorrugatedbrow,allbespokemorethancommonfixednessofpurpose,thecauseofwhichwillbediscoveredinwhatfollows。

I。FROMTHECOUNTESSPAULINAOLIVERATOHERFRIENDANDCONFIDANTE,THELADYELSIEHOWARD。{1}

Scene:AsequesterednookintheValleyoftheFlowers。

CAMPCHAPARRAL,July6,188。

Thecountessisdiscoveredatherommerlu{1a}writing-table。A

lightzephyr{1b}playswithhergoldenlocks{1c}andcaressesherGrecian{1d}nose——anosethatcarriesonitssurfaceafewtriflingfreckles,whichservebuttocallattentiontoitsexquisitepurityofoutlineandtheheightofitsambition。Hereyesreflectthechangingshadowsofmoonlight,andhermouthisonefitforsweetsounds;{1e}yetthisonlygivesyouafaintideaofthebeauteouscreaturewhosefortunesweshallfollowinournextnumber。{1f}

Ihavegiventhatstyleafairtrial,mydeardarling,butIcannotstanditanotherminute,notbeingfamiliarwiththelanguageofwhatourcookusedtocallthe\'fuddalaristocracy\'(feudal,youknow)。

I,yourfaithfulPolly,amseatedinthecard-room,writingwithadreadfulpenwhichPhilgavemeyesterday。Itsinternalorgansarefilledwithink,whichitdisgorgeswhenPRESSEDtodoso,butjustnowitis\'toofullforutterance,\'asyouwillseebytheblots。

Wehavedecidednottomakethisarealround-robinletter,likethelast,becausewewanttowritewhatwelike,andnothaveitreadbythepersonwhocomesnext。

Ihavebeenbadgeredtodeathovermypartofthecommunicationsenttoyoulastweek,fortheyoungpersonsconnectedwiththiscamphaveafacultyofmakingmountainsoutofmole-hills,asyouknow,andI

havetosufferforeverycarelesslittlespeech。However,aswedidn\'twishtoboreyouwithsixduplicateletters,weinventedaplanforkeepingoffeachother\'sground,andappointedGeoffacommitteeofonetosettleourlineofmarch。Itistobeacollectiveletter,madeupofindividualnotes;andtheseareGeoff\'ssealedorders,whichmustbeobeyed,onpainofdismissalfromthecamp:

No。1(Polly)istoamuse!

No。2(Phil)……inform!

No。3(Geoff)……edify!!

No。4(Madge)……gossip。

No。5(Bell)……versify。

No。6(Jack)……illustrateSo,mydear,ifyougetany\'information\'orhappentobe\'edified\'

bywhatIwrite,don\'tmentionitforworlds!(IjustscreamedmyfearsaboutthismattertoJack,andhesays\'Ineedn\'tfret。\'I

shallcertainlyslapthatboybeforethesummerisover。)

IcouldjusttellyoualovelystoryaboutDicky\'sgettinglostinthewoodsthedaybeforeyesterday,andourterriblefrightabouthim,andhowwealljoinedintheboy-hunt,untilGeoffandBellfoundhimattheLoneStump;butIsupposethechroniclebelongstoPhil\'sprovince,soIdesist。ButwhatcanIsay?SupposeItellyouthatUncleDocandtheboyshavebeenshootinginnocent,TAME

sheep,skinningandcuttingthemuponthewayhome,andmakingusbelievefortwodaysthatwewereeatingvenison;andwenevershouldhavediscoveredtheimpositionhadnotDickydraggedhomefoursheep-

skinsfromtheupperpool,andtoldusthathesawtheboys\'PEELING

THEMOFFAVENISON。\'PerhapsPhilmaycallthisinformation,andMargerywillvowthatitisgossipandbelongstoher;anyway,theyconsideritasplendidjoke,andchucklethemselvestosleepoveriteverynight;butIthinkthewholeaffairisperfectlymaddening,anditmakesmeboilwithragetobetakeninsoeasily。Suchato-doastheymakeoverthematteryouneversaw;youwouldthinkitwasthefirstsuccessfuljokesincetheDeluge。(Thatwasn\'taDRYjoke,wasit?Ha,ha!)

Thisisthewaytheytwangontheirharpofathousandstrings。Atbreakfast,thismorning,whenJackpassedmethecorn-bread,Isaidinnocently,\'Why,whathavewehere?\'\'Itismannathatfellinthenight,\'answeredJack,withanexasperatingsnicker。\'Youdidn\'tknowmutton,butIthought,beingaSunday-schoolteacher,youwouldknowsomethingaboutmanna。\'(N。B——HealludestothattimeItooktheinfantclassforMissJones,andtheyallranouttoseeamilitaryfuneralprocession。)\'Iwishyouknewsomethingaboutmanners,\'snappedI;andthenAuntTruthhadtowarnusboth,asusual。Ohdear!it\'sawearyworld。I\'djustliketogetJackatadisadvantageonce!

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WeclimbedPicoNegroyesterday。Bell,Geoff,Phil,andIhadquiteanexperienceinlosingthetrail。Iwilltellyouaboutit。Justas-

(Goodnessme!whathaveIwritten?Oh,Elsie,prayexcusethoseHORIZONTALEVIDENCESofmyforgetfulnessanddisobedience。Ihavebumpedmyheadagainstthetablethreetimes,aspenance,andwillnowtrytoturnmythoughtsintorightchannels。Thisletterisablack-and-whiteevidencethat_I_havenotafrivolousorderofmind,andhavealwaysbeenmisunderstoodfrommybirthuptothisdate。)

Wehavehadbeautifulweathersince——butno,ofcoursePhilwilltellyouabouttheweather,forthatisscarcelyanamusingtopic。Idowanttobeasprudentaspossible,forUncleDocisgoingtoreadalltheletters(not,ofcourse,aloud)andseewhetherwehavefulfilledourspecificobligations。

(IjustaskedBellwhether\'specific\'hada\'c\'oran\'sinthemiddle,andsheanswered\'\"c,\"ofcourse,\'withsuchanair,youshouldhaveheardher!Ihadtoremindherofthetimeshespelled\'Tophet\'withan\'f\'inthemiddle;thenshesubsided。)

(IjustreadthislastparagraphtoMadge,toseeifshecalleditgossip,asIwasgoingtotakeitoutifitbelongedtohertopic,butshesaidNo,shedidn\'tcallitgossipatall——thatsheshouldcallitslander!)

Youdon\'tknowhowwealllongtoseeyou,deardarlingthatyouare。

Weliveinthehopeofhavingyouwithusverysoon,andmeanwhilethebeautifulbedsteadisalmostfinished,andaperfectsuccess。(I

wishtowithdrawthelastthreequartersofthatsentence,forobviousreasons!!)

Dear,dear!Geoffreycalls\'Timeup,\'andI\'vescarcelysaidanythingIshould。Never,neveragainwillIsubmittothismethodofcorrespondence;itisabsolutelypetrifyingtoone\'sgenius。WhenIamonceforcedtowalkinapath,nothingbutthewholeout-of-

doorswillsatisfyme。

I\'mverymuchafraidIhaven\'tamusedyou,dear,-

ButwhenIlieinthegreenkirkyard,Withthemoulduponmybreast,Saynotthat\'Shedidwellorill,\'

Only,\'Shedidherbest。\'

Now,doyouthinkthatwillinterferewithBell,whenit\'sonlyaquotation?Anyway,it\'ssoappropriatethatUncleDocwillneverhavethehearttostrikeitout。ThetroubleisthatGeoffthinksallthepoetryintheuniverseislockedupinBell\'shead,andifsheonceallowsittoescape,FeliciaHemansandtherestwillbetoodiscouragedevertotryagain!(Ican\'trememberwhetherF。H。isaliveornot,andamafraidtoask,butyouwillknowthatIdon\'tmeantobedisrespectful。)