第5章

Laura,Anne,andScottBurtonwereherefortheplay,andLauraiscomingdownagaintospendtheweek。Ican\'tabideher,andtherewillprobablybetroubleinthecamp。

Theflameofmygeniusblazeshighjustnow,butGeoffhasspoken,anditmustbesnuffed。Sogood-bye!

Sizz-z-z!!andI\'mOUT!

POLLIOLIVER。

II。FROMPHILIPTOELSIE。

CAMPCHAPARRAL,July8,188。

MydearElsie,——IbelieveIamtoinformyouconcerningthedailydoingsofourparty,notonanyaccount,however,permittingmyselftodegenerateinto\'gossip\'or\'frivolousamusement。\'

Theyevidentlyconsidermeaquiet,stupidfellow,whowillfulfilsuchataskwithnospecialfeelingofrepression,andIdaresaytheyarequiteright。

Theycallmethe\'solidman\'ofthecamp,whichmaynotbeveryhighpraise,tobesure,asGeoffreycarrieshisheadintheclouds,andJackis——well,JackisJack!So,asthelightofatallowdipisvaluableintheabsenceofsunandmoon,Iamraisedtoafictitiousreputation。

Wefellowshavehadverylittleplaysofar,forthefurnishingofthecamphasprovedanimmenseundertaking,althoughwehaveplentyoftherightsortofwoodandexcellenttools。

Wethinktheworkwillpay,however,asDr。PaulhasaboutdecidedtostayuntilOctober,oruntilthefirstrain。Hewritestwoorthreehoursaday,andthinksthathegetsonwithhisbookbetterherethanathome。Asfortherestofus,whenwegetfairlytorightsweshallhaveregularstudyhoursandlosenotimeinpreparingfortheexaminations。

Isupposeyouknowthatyouhaveafullbedroomsetinprocessofconstruction。Isay\'supposeyouknow,\'becauseitisaprofoundsecret,andthegirlscouldneverhavekeptittothemselvesaslongasthis。

Thelounging-chairismyallottedportion,andalthoughitisacomplicatedbitofwork,Iaccepteditgladly,feelingsurethatyouwoulduseitoftenerthananyoftheotherpiecesoffurniture。I

shallmakeitsodeliciouslyeasythatyouwillmakeme\'KnightoftheChair,\'andperhapspermitmetoplayasortofdevotedJohnBrowntoyourVictoria。Youwillneedonedullandprosysquiretoarrangeyourpillows,sothatyoucanlaughatJack\'sjokeswithoutweariness,anddozequietlywhileGeoffandUncleDocaretalkingmedicine。

OfcoursethemostexcitingeventoftheweekwasthemysteriousdisappearanceandsubsequentrestorationoftheHeir-Apparent;butI

feelsuresomebodyelsewilldescribetheevent,becauseitisuppermostinallourminds。

Bell,forinstance,woulddressitupinfinestyle。Sheisnohistorian,butinpoetryandfictionnoneofuscantouchher;

though,bytheway,Polly\'sabilitiesinthatdirectionareagooddealunderrated。It\'sasgoodasaplaytogetherafterJackwhenheisinoneofhisteasingmoods。Theyarelikeflintandsteel,andifAuntTruthdidn\'tseparatethemthesparkswouldfly。WithagirllikePolly,youhaveeithertolieawakenights,thinkinghowyou\'llgetthebetterofher,orelseputonademeanourofgentlenessandpatience,whichservesasasortoflightning-rodroundwhichthefireofherfunwillplayalldayandneverstrike。

Pollyisagooddealofagirl。Sheseemsatfirsttohaveaprettysharptongue,butItellyoushehasaheartinwhichthereisswimming-roomforeverybody。Thismaynotbe\'information\'toyou,whomwelookuponasourclairvoyant,butitwouldbenewstomostpeople。

UncleDoc,Bell,Geoff,Polly,Meg,andIstartedforthetopofPicoNegrotheothermorning。BellrodeVillikins,andPollytookamule,becauseshethoughttheanimalwouldbeespeciallysure-footed。Hewas;infact,hewassosure-footedthathedidn\'tcaretomoveatall,andwehadtotaketurnsinbeatinghimuptothetop。Weboyswalkedforexercise,whichwegottoourhearts\'content。

ItisonlyfiveorsixmilesfromtheoldMountainMill(apictureofwhichJackwillsendyou),andtheascentisprettystiffclimbing,thoughnothingterrific。Welostthetrailonce,andflounderedaboutinthechaparralforhalfanhour,tillBellbegantomakeapoemontheoccasion,whenwebecamedesperate,anddashedthroughathicketofbrush,tearingourselvestobits,butstumblingonthetrailatlast。Theviewfromthetopissimplysuperb。Thevalleysbelowareallyellowwithgrain-fieldsandgreenwithvineyards,withhereandtheretheroofsofastragglinglittlesettlement。Thedepressioninthesideofthemountain(youwillobserveitinthepicture)Pollysayshasevidentlybeen\'bittenout\'byaprehistoricanimal,anditturnsouttobetheloveliestlittlecanyonimaginable。

Wehavehadonenovelexperience——thatofseeingatarantulafight;

andnotbetweentwo,butfive,tarantulas。Wewereabouttwentymilesfromcamp,lopingalongastretchofhot,dustyroad。Jackgotofftocinchhissaddle,andsoweallstoppedamomenttoletourhorsesbreathe。AsIwaslookingabout,atnothinginparticular,I

noticedablackballinthedeepdustatthesideoftheroad。ItsuddenlyrolledoveronitselfandIcalledtotheboystowatchthefun。Wegotoff,hitchedourhorses,andapproachedcautiously,forIhadseenabattleofthesamekindbefore。Theretheywere——fivehuge,hairy,dirty,blackcreatures,aslargeasthepalmofDicky\'shand,alllockedindeadlycombat。Theywrithedandstruggledandembraced,theirlong,curlinglegsfasteningoneachotherwithasoundthatwasactuallylikethecrackingofbones。Ittakesalittlecouragetostandandwatchsuchaproceeding,foryoufeelasifthehideousfellowsmightturnandjumpforyou;buttheyweredoubtlessabsorbedintheirownbattle,andwewantedtoseetheaffairtotheend,sowetooktherisk,iftherewasany。Atlasttheyshowedsignsofweariness,butweproddedthemupwithourriding-whips,preferringthattheyshouldkilleachother,ratherthandothethingourselves。Finally,fourofthemlayinthedust,doubledupandharmless,slain,Isuppose,bytheirownpoison。One,theconqueringhero,remained,andwedexterouslyscoopedhimintoatomato-canthatJackhadtiedtohissaddleforadrinking-cup,coveredhimupwithahandkerchief,anddrewlotsastowhoshouldcarryhimhometoDr。Paul。

Knowingthatthelittlebeastsweregregarious,wehuntedaboutforanest,whichwemightsendtoyouafteroustingitsdisagreeableoccupant。Aftermuchsearching,wefoundagroupofthem——quiteatarantulavillage,infact。Theirwonderfullittlehousesareclosedontheoutsidebyacircular,many-webbedmesh,twoorthreeinchesacross,andthiswebbetraysthespider\'sdentothepersonwhoknowsthetricksofthetrade。Directlyunderneathityoucomeuponthetinycirculartrap-door,whichyouwillnoticeinthenestwesendwiththeseletters。Youwillseehowwonderfullyitismade,withitssilkenweavinginside,anditsbitsofbarkandleavesoutside;

andIknowyouwilladmirethehinge,whichthetarantulamusthaveinvented,andwhichisasprettyabitofworkmanshipasthemostaccomplishedmechaniccouldturnout。Wetoreawaythewebandthedoorfromoneofthenests,andthenpouredwaterdownthehole。Thespiderwasathome,cameoutasfactashisclumsylegswouldcarryhim,andclutchedtheendofthestickJackheldouttohim。Thenwetumbledhimintothetomato-canjustasheappearedtobemakingforus。Thetwodidn\'tagreeatall。Oneofthemdespatchedtheotheronthewayhome——thesameherowhohadkilledtheotherfour;but,onhearinghisbloodyrecord,AuntTruthrefusedtohavehimaboutthecamp;sowegavehimanalcoholbath,andyoushallseehislordshipwhenyoucome。AsDr。Paulsays,theyhavebeenknowntoclearfourteenfeetatajump,perhapsyouwillfeelhappiertoknowthatheisinalcohol,thoughtheirbiteisnotnecessarilyfatalifitisrightlycaredfor。

Thegirlshavebeenpatronisingthelandscapebynamingeverypeak,valley,grove,andstreaminthevicinity;andasthereisnobodytoobject,thenamesmayhold。

Wecarryaboutwithusacollectionofstrong,flatstakes,whichhavevariousnamespaintedontheminneatblackletters。Jacklikesthatkindofwork,andspendsmostofhistimeatit;fornowthatDr。Paulhasboughtahundredacresuphere,weareallgreatlyinterestedinitsimprovement。

GeoffhasnamedthemountainPicoNegro,asItoldyou,andthelittlecanyononitssideiscalledtheGiant\'sYawn。Thenwehave-

MirrorPool,TheLoneStump,FieldoftheCloth-of-Gold,CosyNook,TheImp\'sWash-Bowl,Dunce-CapHill,TheSaint\'sRest,andIlPenserosoFall(inhonourofDicky,whowasnearlydrownedthere)。

Ifanybodyfailstocalltheselocalitiesbytheirpropernameshehastopayafineoffivecents,whichgoestowardsbeautifyingtheplace。Dr。PaulhashadtopaytwofinesforBell,threeforAuntTruth,andsevenforDicky;soheconsidersitanill-judgedarrangement。

OurencampmentissupposedtobeintheForestofArden,andJackhasbegunnailingversesofpoetryonthetrees,likeasecondOrlando,savethattheyarenotlove-poemsatall,butappropriatequotationsfromWordsworthorBryant。Andthisbringsmetoourthrillingrenditionoftheplay\'AsYouLikeIt,\'lastevening;butitisdeservingofmorethanthepassingnoticewhichIcangiveithere。

Onething,however,Imusttellyou,asthegirlswillnotwriteitofthemselves——that,althoughBellcarriedofffirsthonoursandfairlycaptivatedtheactorsaswellastheaudience,allthreeofthemlookedbewitchingandactedwiththegreatestspirit,muchbetterthanwefellowsdid。

Ofcoursewedidn\'tgivetheentireplay,andwehadto\'doubleup\'

onsomeofthecharactersinthemostridiculousfashion;buttheBurtonshelpedoutwonderfully,ScottplayingOliver,andLauradoingAudrey。TheyweresodelightedwiththecampthatAuntTruthhasinvitedthemtocomeagainonSaturdayandstayaweek。

AttheriskofbeingcalledconceitedIwillalsostatethatweboysconsiderthatthestagemanagementwasatriumphofinventiveart;weworkedlikebeaversfortwodays,andtheresultsweremarvellous,\'ifIdosaysoasshouldn\'t。\'

Justconsiderwewere\'sixmilesfromalemon,\'asSydneySmithwouldsay,andyetwetransformedalloutofdoors,firstintoanelegantinterior,andthenintoaconventionalstageforest。

Agreatdealofworkisavailableforotherperformances,andsowedonotregretitabit;weproposedoing\'AsYouLikeIt\'againwhenyouaredownhere,andmeanwhilewegivediversifiedentertainmentswhichJackcallsvarietyshows,butwhichinrealityareverychasteandelegantoccasions。

Theothernightwehadaminstrelshow,wearingmasksofblackcambric,withredmouthspaintedonthem;youshouldhaveseenus,allinaduskysemicircle,seatedonboardssupportedbynail-kegs:

itwasascenebetterimaginedthandescribed。Thisiscertainlytheidealwaytoliveinsummer-time,andweshouldbeperfectlyhappyandcontentifyoucouldonlyshakeoffyourtroublesomecoughandcometoshareourpleasure。Wefeelincompletewithoutyou;andnomatterhowlargeourpartymaygrowasthesummerprogresses,therewillalwaysbeavacantnichethatnonecanfillsavethedearlittleSaintwhoisalwaysenshrinedthereinbyallherloyalworshippers,andbynonemorereverentlythanherfriend,PHILIPS。NOBLE。

III。THEKNIGHTOFTHESPECTACLESTAKESTHEQUILL。

ThispaperiswrituntohermostRoyalHighness,ourbelovedGoldElsie,QueenofourthoughtsandEmpressofallhearts。

Youmustknow,mostnobleLady,thatonewhoisyournextofkinandhighintheroyalfavourhaslaiduponusamostdifficultandembarrassingtask。

InourcapacityasDirectoroftheCourtGames,wehumblysuggestedthesubjectsfortheweeklybulletinwhichyourHighnesscommandedtobewritten;but,alas,withindifferentsuccess;fortheCourtiersgrowledandtheLadies-in-waitinghowledatthetopicsgiventhemforconsideration。

OnsolicitingourownsubjectsfromthePrivyCouncillorandKnightoftheBrush,LordJohnHoward,herevengefullyorderedmeto\'edify\'

yourMajestywithwiseutterances;asifsuchpoor,rudewordsasminecouldpleasetheearthatshouldonlylistentothesingingofbirds,thebabblingofbrooks,orthesilverytongueofgenius!

WhenmayyourdevotedsubjectshopetoseetheirgraciousSovereignagainintheirmidst?

Thecourtisfastdriftingintodangerousinformalitiesofconduct。

ThePrincessBell-Pepperpartakesoftheodoriferousonionateachnoon-daymeal,sothataroyalsalutewouldbeimpossible;thehandsoftheCountessPaulinalookasifyoumighthavechosenoneofyourattendantsfrom\'Afric\'ssunnyfountains,orIndia\'scoralstrand\';

andasfortheCourtChaplain,Rev。Jack-in-the-Pulpit,hehaswoefullyforsakenthemannersofthe\'cloth,\'andinsistsuponretaininghisancienttitleofKnightoftheBrush;theDuchessofSweetMarjoramalonecontinuescircumspectinwalkandmien,forbloodwilltell,andsheismoreNoblethantheothers。

InourcapacityofCourtPhysicianwehavethricerelievedyouryouthfulpage,SirDickyWinship,ofindigestion,causedbytoogenerousindulgenceintheflowingbowl——ofmilkandcherries;wehavealsoprescribedforhisgracetheDukeofNoble,whoseducalearwaspoisonedbytheinsidiousoakleaf。

YourprivateboxawaitsyouinthePrincess\'Theatre,andyourMajesty\'sspecialinterpretersofthedramawillcelebrateyourarrivalasgorgeouslyasitdeserves。

ThehealthofourdearlybelovedSovereignengagestheconstantthoughtofallherloyalandadoringsubjects;theyhopeerelongtocullawreathoflaurelwiththeirownhandsandplaceitonabrowwhichneedsnaughtbutitsgoldencrownofhairtoaffirmitsqueenlydignity。Andasforcrownjewels,hasnotourEmpressofHeartsafullstore?——twodazzlingsapphires,hereyes;astringofpearls,herteeth;herlipstworubies;andwhensheopensthem,diamondsofwisdomissuetherefrom!

Come!andletthesightofthyroyalcharmsgladdentheeyesofthywaitingpeople!IssuedunderthehandofSIRGEOFFREYSTRONG,Bart。,CourtPhysicianandKnightoftheSpectacles。

IV。MARGERY\'SCONTRIBUTION。

COSYNOOK,July11,188。

MyowndearElsie,——YourweeklychronicleisalmostreadyforMonday\'sstage,andIamallowedtocomeinattheclosewithasmanypagesof\'gossip\'asIchoose;whichmeansthatImayrunontomyheart\'scontentandtellyouallthelittlethingsthathappeninthechinksbetweenthegreatones,forUncleDochasrefusedtoreadthispartoftheletter。

Firstforsomecommissions:AuntTruthasksifyourmotherwillkindlyselectgoodsandengageMrs。PerkinstomakeuseachacoupleofScotchginghamdresses。Shehasourmeasures,andwewishthemsimple,full-skirtedgowns,likethelast;everybodythinksthemsoprettyandbecoming。Bell\'stwomustbebuffandpink,Polly\'sgreyandgreen,andmineblueandbrown。Wefindthatwehaven\'tclothesenoughforathreemonths\'stay;andtheout-of-doorlifeissoharduponour\'forestsuits\'thatwehaveaskedMrs。Perkinstosendusnewonesassoonaspossible。

WehavehadaverybusyandexcitingweeksincePollybeganthisletter,fortherehavebeenvariousinterruptionsandanunusualnumberofvisitors。

First,therewasourmountainclimbtothetopofPicoNegro;Philsayshehaswrittenyouaboutthat,butIhardlybelievehementionedthatheandtheotherboysworriedussadlybyhangingontothetailsofourhorsesastheyclimbedupthesteepestplaces。TobesuretheyweresoawfullytiredthatIcouldn\'thelppityingthem;

butUncleDochadtriedtopersuadethemnottowalk,sothatitwastheirownfaultafterall。Youcannotimaginewhatadreadfulfeelingitgivesonetobeclimbingaslippery,rockypath,andknowthatagreatheavyboyispullingyourhorsebackwardsbythetail。

Pollyinsistedthatsheheardhermule\'stailbreakloosefromitsmoorings,andonmeasuringitwhenshegotbacktocampshefounditthreeincheslongerthanusual。

Themuleactedlikeoriginalsinallday,andPollywassocompletelyworn-outthatshewenttobedatfiveo\'clock;Jackwasagooddealtheworseforweartoo,sothattheygotonbeautifullyallday。Itisqueerthattheyirritateeachotherso,forIamsurethatthereisnolackofrealfriendshipbetweenthem;butJackisaconfirmedtease,andheseemstokeepallhismischiefbottledupforespecialusewithPolly。Ihavetriedtokeephimoutoftrouble,asyouaskedme;andalthoughitgivesmeplentytodo,Iamsucceedingtolerablywell,exceptinhisdealingswithPolly。Ilecturehimcontinually,but\'everytimeheopenshismouthheputshisfootinit。\'

Pollywasunderacloudthefirstoftheweek。Villikinswassick,andDr。WinshipsenthertoAuntTruthforabottleofsweetoil。

AuntTruthwasnotinsight,soPollywenttotheboxofstoresandemptiedawholequartbottleofsaladoilintoapail,andVillikinshadtotakeit,WHEELORWHOA(Jack\'sjoke!)。Auntiewenttomakethesaladdressingatdinner-time,anddiscoveredherlossandPolly\'smistake。Itwasthelastbottle;andaswecan\'tgetanymoreforaweek,thesituationwasserious,andshewasverymuchtried。PoorPollyhadagoodcryoverhercarelessness,andcametothedinner-tableinaverysensitiveframeofmind。ThenwhatshouldJackdobuttellDickytotakeVillikinsaheadoflettuceforhissupper,andaskPollywhyshedidn\'tchangehisnamefromVillikinstoSalad-in!Pollyburstintotears,andleftthetable,whileDr。

PaulgaveJackascolding,whichIreallythinkhedeserved,thoughitwasagoodjoke。Thenextmorning,theyounggentlemanputonapairofoldwhitecottonglovesandhisbesthat,gatheredherabouquetofwildflowers,andmadeherahandsomeapologybeforethewholeparty;sosheforgavehim,andtheyarefriends——untilthenextquarrel。

Onthenightbeforetheplay,LauraandScottBurtonarrivedonhorseback,andthenextmorningtherestofthefamilyappearedonthescene。WehadsentovertoseeifLaurawouldplayAudreyonsoshortnotice,andbringoversomeoddsandendsforcostumes。Weactuallyhadanaudienceofsixteenpersons,andwehadnoideaofplayingbeforeanybodybutAuntTruthandDicky。

TherewerethreeoftheBurtons,Pancho,HopYet,thepeoplefromthedairyfarm,andauniversityprofessorfromBerkeley,witheightstudents。Theywereonawalkingtour,andwerejustcampingforthenightwhenScottandJackmetthem,andinvitedthemovertotheperformance。GeoffreyandPhilwereacquaintedwiththreeofthem,andUnclePaulknewtheprofessor。

Laura,Anne,andScottwenthomethenextmorning,butcamebackintwodaysfortheirweek\'svisit。TheboyslikeScottverymuch;hefallsrightintothecampways,anddoesn\'tdisturbtheevencurrentofourlife;andAnne,whoisasweetlittlegirloftwelve,hasquitetakenDickyunderherwing,muchtoourrelief。

WithLaura\'sadvent,however,achangecameoverthespiritofourdreams,and,totellthetruth,wearenotoverandabovepleasedwithit。Bytheway,shespentlastsummeratthehotel,andyoumusthaveseenher,didyounot?Anyway,Mrs。BurtonandAuntTruthwereoldschoolfriends,andBellhasknownLaurafortwoyears,buttheywillneverfollowintheirmothers\'footsteps。LauraissodifferentfromhermotherthatIshouldneverthinktheywererelations;andshehasmanagedtochangeallourarrangementsinsomemysteriouswaywhichwecan\'tunderstand。Igetonverywellwithher;shepositivelyshowersfavoursuponme,andImorethanhalfsuspectitisbecauseshethinksIdon\'tamounttomuch。Asfortheothers,sherubsPollythewrongway,andIbelievesheisalittlebitjealousofBell。

Yousee,sheisseveralmonthsolderthantherestofus,andhasspenttwowintersinSanFrancisco,whereshewentoutagreatdealtopartiesandtheatres,sothatherideasareentirelydifferentfromours。

Shewantseverysinglebitofattention——oneboytohelpheroverthebrooks,onetocutwalking-sticksforher,anothertopeelheroranges,andanothertoreadSpanishwithher,andsoon。Now,youknowverywellthatshewillnevergetallthissolongasBellWinshipisincamp,fortheboysthinkthatBelldragsupthesunwhenshe\'sreadyforhiminthemorning,andpusheshimdownatnightwhenshehappenstofeelsleepy。

We,whohaveknownBellalways,cannotrealisethatanyonecanhelplovingher,butthereissomethinginLaurawhichmakesitimpossibleforhertoseetherightsideofpeople。ShetoldmethismorningthatshethoughtBellhadgrownsovainandairyandself-consciousthatitwaspainfultoseeher。Icouldnothelpbeinghurt;foryouknowwhatBellis——brimfulofnonsenseandsparkleandbrightspeeches,butjustasopenasthedayandaswarmasthesunshine。

Ifshecouldhavebeenspoiled,weshouldhaveturnedherheadlongago;butshehasn\'tabitofsillyvanity,andInevermetanyonebeforewhodidn\'tseetheprettycharmofherbrightnessandgoodness——didyou?

Andyet,somehow,Laurasticksneedlesintohereverytimeshespeaks。Shefeelsthem,too,butitonlymakesherquiet,forsheistooproudandsensitivetoresentit。Icanseethatsheisdifferentinherways,asifshefeltshewasbeingcriticised。

Pollyisquitethereverse。Ifanybodyhurtsherfeelingsshemakescreationscream,andIadmirehercourage。

AuntTruthdoesn\'tknowanythingaboutallthis,forLauraisadifferentgirlwhensheiswithherorDr。Paul;notthatsheisdeceitful,butthatsheishonestlyanxiousfortheirgoodopinion。

YourememberAuntTruth\'shobbythatweshouldneverdefendourselvesbyattackinganyoneelse,andnoneofuswouldevercomplain,ifwewerehung,drawn,andquartered。

LaurawasmiffedathavingtoplayAudrey,butwedidn\'tknowthatshecouldcomeuntilthelastmoment,andweweregoingtoleavethatpartout。

\'Idon\'tbelieveyouappreciatemygenerosityintakingthisthanklesspart,\'shesaidtoBell,whenwewererehearsing。\'Nobodywouldevercatchyouplayingsecondfiddle,mydear。AllleadingpartsreservedforMissWinship,byorderoftheauthors,Isuppose。\'

\'Indeed,Laura,\'Bellsaid,\'ifwehadknownyouwerecomingwewouldhaveofferedyouthebestpart,butIonlytookRosalindbecauseI

knewthelines,andthegirlsinsisted。\'

\'You\'vetrainedthegirlswell——hasn\'tshe,Geoffrey?\'askedLaura,withaqueerkindoflaugh。

ButIwillleavetheunpleasantsubject。Ishouldnothavespokenofitatallexceptthatshehasmademesouncomfortableto-daythatitisfreshinmymind。BellandPollyandIhavetalkedthematterallover,andaregoingtotryandmakeherlikeus,whethershewantstoornot。Wehaveagreedtobejustaspoliteandgenerousaswepossiblycan,andseeifshewon\'t\'comeround,\'forsheisperfectlydelightedwiththecamp,andwantstostayamonth。

Pollysayssheisgoingtosing\'HomeSweetHome\'tohereverynight,anddropdoubledosesofthehomoeopathiccureforhome-sicknessintohertea,withaviewofcreatingthedisease。

Good-bye,andahundredkissesfromyourlovingMARGERYDAW。

V。THECAMPPOETESSADDSHERSTOREOFMENTALRICHESTOTHEGENERAL

FUND。

Mydarling,——Ihaveathousandthingstotellyou,butIcannotpossiblysaytheminrhyme,merelybecausethecommitteeinsistsuponit。IsendyouherewithallthepoetrywhichhasbeenwrittenincampsincelastMonday,andithasbeenaveryprosyweek。

Ihavegiventhemtopapa,andhesaysthatthebestofmyown,whichareallbadenough,isthefollowinghammock-song。

IthoughtitoutwhileIwasswingingMargery,andhereitis!-

To——fro,Dreamily,slow,Underthetrees;

Swing——swing,DrowsilysingThebirdsandthebees;

Sleep——rest,Slumberisbest,Wakefulnesssad;

Rest——sleep,Forgethowtoweep,Dreamandbeglad!

Papasaysitisallnonsensetosaythatslumberisbestandwakefulnesssad;andthatitispossibletotellthetruthinpoetry。

Perhapsitis,butwhydon\'ttheydoitoftener,then?AndhowwashetoknowthatPollyandJackhadjustgonethroughaterriblebattleofwordsinwhichIwaspeacemaker,andthatDickyhadbeenasnaughtyas——Nero——allday?Thesetwocircumstancesmademelookattheworldthroughblueglasses,andthatisalwaysthetimeonelongstowritepoetry。

IsendyoualsoGeoff\'sverses,writtentomamma,andslippedintotheboxwhenwewereplayingMachinePoetry:-

Iknowawomanfairandcalm,WhoseshiningtendereyesMake,whenImeettheirearnestgaze,Sweetthoughtswithinmerise。

Andifallsilverwereherhair,Orfadedwereherface,Shewouldnotlooktomelessfair,Norlackasinglegrace。

AndifIwerealittlechild,Withchildhood\'stimidtrust,Ithinkmyheartwouldflytoher,Andlove——becauseitmust!

AndifIwereanearnestman,Withemptyheartandlife,Ithink——(butImightchangemymind)-

She\'dbemychosenwife!

Isn\'tthatpretty?Oh,Elsie!IhopeIshallgrowoldasbeautifullyasmammadoes,sothatpeoplecanwritepoetrytomeiftheyfeellikeit!HereisJack\'s,forPolly\'sbirthday;hesayshegottheideafromarealpoemwhichisjustassillyashis:-

ApollywogfromawaysidebrookIsagoodlygiftforthee;

Butamilk-whitesteed,oravenisonsheep,Willdoverywellforme。

Foryouaquiveringasphodel(Twoducksandagoodfathen),Formeawitheringhollyhock(Forsevenandthreeareten!)。

Rose-redlocksandapugforthee(Thefallingdewischill),Adove,arope,andaroseforme(Oh,passionate,pale-bluepill!)。

Foryouagreenery,yallerygown(Hathonetombroomforfour?),Digmeanarrowgravelethere(Oh,redisthestainofgore!!)。

ItoldJackIthoughtitextremelyunhitched,buthesaysthat\'sthechiefbeautyoftheimitation。

IgiveyoualsosomeversesintendedforPolly\'sbirthday,whichweshallcelebrate,whenthedayarrives,byagranddinner。

Yourememberhowweteaseheraboutherlovefortea,whichshecannotconceal,butwhichsheisashamedofallthesame。

Well!Ihaveprintedthepoemonacard,andontheothersideMargeryhasdrawnthepictureofacrossoldmaid,surroundedbysevencats,allfryingtogetadrinkoutofhertea-cup。ThenGeoffisgoingtogetalivecatfromthemilkranchnearhere,andboxitupformetogivetoherwhenshereceivesherpresentsatthedinner-table。Won\'titbefun?

OWEDTOPOLLY

BECAUSEOFHERBIRTHDAY。

ShecampsamongtheuntroddenwaysForninstthe\'MountainMill\';

AmaidwhomtherearefewtopraiseAndfewtowishherill。

Shelivesunknown,andfewcouldknowWhatPaulineistome;

AsdearajoyasaretoherHerfrequentcupsoftea。

Abirthdaythisdearcreaturehad,Fullmanyayearago;

Shesayssheisbutjustfifteen,Ofcoursesheoughttoknow。

ButstillthisgiftIbringtoher,Appropriatetoherage,Regardlessofherstifledscorn,Orwellconceal-edrage!

Shesmilesuponthesetenderlines,Asyouallplainlysee,Butwhenshemeetsmeallalone,Howdifferentitwillbe!

NowcomesGeoff\'s,tobegivenwithaprettylittleinkstand:-

TherewasayoungmaidenwhosethoughtWassoairyitcouldn\'tbecaught;

Sowhatdoyouthink?

Wegavehersomeink,Andcapturedherlight-wingedthought。

HereisJack\'slastonPolly:-

There\'sapertlittlepoppetcalledPolly,Whofrequentlyfallsintofolly!

She\'saterribletongueFora\'creetur\'soyoung,Butifsheweredumbshe\'dbejolly!

IhelpedPollywithareply,andwedelivereditfiveminuteslater:-

I\'dratherbedeaf,MasterJack,ForifonlyonesenseImustlack,ToberidofyourvoiceIshouldalwaysrejoice,Normournifitnevercameback!

Andnowgood-nightandgood-byeuntilIamallowedtowriteyoumyownparticularkindofletter。

Thegirlsandboysaresingingroundthecamp-fire,andImustgooutandjointheminonesongbeforewegotobed。

Yourswithlove,nowandalways,BELL。

P。S——Our\'HappyHexagon\'hasbecomeasortof\'ObstreperousOctagon。\'LauraandScottBurtonarestayingwithus。Scottisagooddealofabookworm,andusesverylongwords;hisfavouritenameformeatpresentisCalliope;Ithoughtitwasasortofsteam-

whistle,butMargerythinksitwassomeonewhowasconnectedwithpoetry。Wedon\'tdareasktheboys;willyoufindout?

VI。

CAMPCHAPARRAL,July13,188。

STUDIORAPHAEL。

DearLittleSis,——Theenclosedsketchesspeakforthemselves,oratleastIhopetheydo。Keeptheminyourprivateportfolio,andwhenIamfamousyoucanproducethemtoshowthepublicatwhatanearlyagemygeniusbegantosprout。

AtfirstIthoughtI\'dmakethemreal\'WilliamHenry\'pictures,butconcludedtogiveyouavariety。

Can\'tstoptowriteanotherline;andifyoumissedyourregularletterthisweekyoumustnotgrowl,forthesketchestookanawfullotoftime,andI\'mjustrushedtodeathhereanyway。

Lovetomotherandfather。

Yourlovingbrother。JACK

P。S——Pollysaysyouneednotexpecttorecognisethatdeerbyhisportrait,shouldyouevermeethim,asnoonecouldexpecttogetaSTRIKINGlikenessatadistanceofahalf-mile。But,honestly,wehavebeencloserthanthattoseveraldeer。

CHAPTERV:THEFORESTOFARDEN——GOODNEWS

\'FromtheEasttowesternInd,NojewelislikeRosalind;

Herworth,beingmountedonthewind,ThroughalltheworldbearsRosalind;

Allthepictures,fairestlined,ArebutblacktoRosalind;

Letnofacebekeptinmind,ButthefairofRosalind。\'

Thegrandperformanceof\'AsYouLikeIt\'musthaveamoreextendednoticethanithasyetreceived,inasmuchasitsdoublewasneverseenonanystage。

ThereasonofthissomewhatambitiousselectionlayinthefactthatouryoungpeoplehadstudieditinDr。Winship\'sShakespeareclasstheprecedingwinter,buttheywereactuallydumbwithastonishmentwhenBellproposeditfortheopeningperformanceinthenewtheatre。

\'Itellyou,\'sheargued,\'therearenotmanypieceswhichwouldbeeffectivewhenplayedoutofdoorsbydimcandle-light,butthiswillbejustasromanticandlovelyascanbe。Youseeitcanbeplayedjust\"asyoulikeit。\"\'

PhilipandAuntTruthwantedamatineeperformance,butthegirlsresistedthisplanverystrongly,feelingthatthegarishlightofdaywouldbebadforthemakeshiftcostumes,andwouldbelikelytorobthemofwhatlittlecouragetheypossessed。

\'Wegivethedecorationofthetheatreentirelyintoyourhands,boys,\'Pollyhadsaidonthedaybeforetheperformance。\'Youhavesomeofthehardestworkdonealready,andcanjustdevoteyourselvestotheornamentalpart;butdon\'texpectanymoreideasfromus,foryouwillcertainlybedisappointed。\'

\'Ishouldthinknot,indeed!\'criedBell,energetically。\'Herewehavethewalldecorationsforthefirstscene,andallthecostumesbesides;andthetroubleis,thatthreeorfourofthemwillhavetobemadeto-morrow,afterLauracomeswiththetrappingsofwar。I