第3章

TenDaysLaterSheaccusesmeofbeingthecauseofourdisaster!Shesays,withapparentsincerityandtruth,thattheSerpentassuredherthattheforbiddenfruitwasnotapples,itwaschestnuts.IsaidI

wasinnocent,then,forIhadnoteatenanychestnuts.ShesaidtheSerpentinformedherthat\"chestnut\"wasafigurativetermmeaninganagedandmouldyjoke.Iturnedpaleatthat,forI

havemademanyjokestopassthewearytime,andsomeofthemcouldhavebeenofthatsort,thoughIhadhonestlysupposedthattheywerenewwhenImadethem.SheaskedmeifIhadmadeonejustatthetimeofthecatastrophe.IwasobligedtoadmitthatIhadmadeonetomyself,thoughnotaloud.Itwasthis.IwasthinkingabouttheFalls,andIsaidtomyself,\"Howwonderfulitistoseethatvastbodyofwatertumbledownthere!\"Theninaninstantabrightthoughtflashedintomyhead,andIletitfly,saying,\"Itwouldbeadealmorewonderfultoseeittumbleupthere!\"——andI

wasjustabouttokillmyselfwithlaughingatitwhenallnaturebrokelooseinwaranddeath,andIhadtofleeformylife.

\"There,\"shesaid,withtriumph,\"thatisjustit;theSerpentmentionedthatveryjest,andcalledittheFirstChestnut,andsaiditwascoevalwiththecreation.\"Alas,Iamindeedtoblame.

WouldthatIwerenotwitty;oh,wouldthatIhadneverhadthatradiantthought!

NextYearWehavenameditCain.ShecaughtitwhileIwasupcountrytrappingontheNorthShoreoftheErie;caughtitinthetimberacoupleofmilesfromourdug—out——oritmighthavebeenfour,sheisn\'tcertainwhich.Itresemblesusinsomeways,andmaybearelation.Thatiswhatshethinks,butthisisanerror,inmyjudgment.Thedifferenceinsizewarrantstheconclusionthatitisadifferentandnewkindofanimal——afish,perhaps,thoughwhenIputitinthewatertosee,itsank,andsheplungedinandsnatcheditoutbeforetherewasopportunityfortheexperimenttodeterminethematter.Istillthinkitisafish,butsheisindifferentaboutwhatitis,andwillnotletmehaveittotry.Idonotunderstandthis.Thecomingofthecreatureseemstohavechangedherwholenatureandmadeherunreasonableaboutexperiments.Shethinksmoreofitthanshedoesofanyoftheotheranimals,butisnotabletoexplainwhy.Hermindisdisordered——everythingshowsit.Sometimesshecarriesthefishinherarmshalfthenightwhenitcomplainsandwantstogettothewater.Atsuchtimesthewatercomesoutoftheplacesinherfacethatshelooksoutof,andshepatsthefishonthebackandmakessoftsoundswithhermouthtosootheit,andbetrayssorrowandsolicitudeinahundredways.Ihaveneverseenherdolikethiswithanyotherfish,andittroublesmegreatly.Sheusedtocarrytheyoungtigersaroundso,andplaywiththem,beforewelostourproperty;butitwasonlyplay;shenevertookonaboutthemlikethiswhentheirdinnerdisagreedwiththem.

SundayShedoesn\'tworkSundays,butliesaroundalltiredout,andlikestohavethefishwallowoverher;andshemakesfoolnoisestoamuseit,andpretendstochewitspaws,andthatmakesitlaugh.

Ihavenotseenafishbeforethatcouldlaugh.ThismakesmedoubtIhavecometolikeSundaymyself.Superintendingalltheweektiresabodyso.ThereoughttobemoreSundays.

Intheolddaystheyweretough,butnowtheycomehandy.

WednesdayItisn\'tafish.Icannotquitemakeoutwhatitis.Itmakescurious,devilishnoiseswhennotsatisfied,andsays\"goo—goo\"

whenitis.Itisnotoneofus,foritdoesn\'twalk;itisnotabird,foritdoesn\'tfly;itisnotafrog,foritdoesn\'thop;

itisnotasnake,foritdoesn\'tcrawl;Ifeelsureitisnotafish,thoughIcannotgetachancetofindoutwhetheritcanswimornot.Itmerelyliesaround,andmostlyonitsback,withitsfeetup.Ihavenotseenanyotheranimaldothatbefore.IsaidIbelieveditwasanenigma,butsheonlyadmiredthewordwithoutunderstandingit.Inmyjudgmentitiseitheranenigmaorsomekindofabug.Ifitdies,Iwilltakeitapartandseewhatitsarrangementsare.Ineverhadathingperplexmeso.

ThreeMonthsLaterTheperplexityaugmentsinsteadofdiminishing.Isleepbutlittle.

Ithasceasedfromlyingaround,andgoesaboutonitsfourlegsnow.Yetitdiffersfromtheotherfour—leggedanimalsinthatitsfrontlegsareunusuallyshort,consequentlythiscausesthemainpartofitspersontostickupuncomfortablyhighintheair,andthisisnotattractive.Itisbuiltmuchasweare,butitsmethodoftravellingshowsthatitisnotofourbreed.Theshortfrontlegsandlonghindonesindicatethatitisofthekangaroofamily,butitisamarkedvariationofthespecies,sincethetruekangaroohops,whereasthisoneneverdoes.Still,itisacuriousandinterestingvariety,andhasnotbeencataloguedbefore.

AsIdiscoveredit,Ihavefeltjustifiedinsecuringthecreditofthediscoverybyattachingmynametoit,andhencehavecalleditKangaroorumAdamiensisItmusthavebeenayoungonewhenitcame,forithasgrownexceedinglysince.Itmustbefivetimesasbig,now,asitwasthen,andwhendiscontentedisabletomakefromtwenty—twotothirty—eighttimesthenoiseitmadeatfirst.Coerciondoesnotmodifythis,buthasthecontraryeffect.ForthisreasonIdiscontinuedthesystem.Shereconcilesitbypersuasion,andbygivingitthingswhichshehadpreviouslytolditshewouldn\'tgiveit.Asalreadyobserved,Iwasnotathomewhenitfirstcame,andshetoldmeshefounditinthewoods.

Itseemsoddthatitshouldbetheonlyone,yetitmustbeso,forIhavewornmyselfoutthesemanyweekstryingtofindanotheronetoaddtomycollection,andforthisonetoplaywith;forsurelythenitwouldbequieter,andwecouldtameitmoreeasily.