第3章

\"Atfirst,yes,theremightbesomesuchmechanicalactioninher;butitwouldbepurelymechanical,anditwouldsooncease.WhentheStandardHousehold—EffectCompanycamedownonthetemporal—manlywithapenaltyforviolationofthelease,theeternal—womanlywouldseethefollyofherwaysandstop;fortheeternal—womanlyisessentiallyeconomical,whateverwesayaboutthedressmaker\'sbills;andtheveryfutilitiesofputtingawayandtakingout,thatshenowwearsherselftoathreadwith,arefoundedintheinstinctofsaving.\"

\"But,\"Iasked,\"wouldn\'tourhouseholdbelongingsloseagooddealofcharacteriftheydidn\'tbelongtous?Wouldn\'tourdomesticinteriorsbecomedreadfullyimpersonal?\"

\"Howmanyhousesnowhavecharacter—personality?Mostpeopleletthedifferentdealerschooseforthem,asitis.WhynotlettheStandardHousehold—EffectCompany,andfinallythestate?Iamsurethateitherwouldchoosemuchmorewiselythanpeoplechooseforthemselves,inthefewcaseswheretheyevenseemtochooseforthemselves.Inmostinteriorstheappointmentsarewithoutfitness,taste,orsense;theyarethemereaccretionsofaccidentinthegreaternumberofcases;wheretheyaretheresultofdesign,theyareworse.Iseewhatyoumeanbycharacterandpersonalityinthem.Youmeanthesortofmadnessthatletitselflooseafewyearsagoinwhatwascalledhouseholdart,andhassincegonetomakethejunk—shopshideous.Eachoftheeternal—womanlywassupposedsuddenlytohaveacquiredatalentfordecorationandagiftfortheselectionandarrangementoffurniture,andeachbegantostampherselfuponourinteriors.Onepaintedahigh—shoulderedstonebottlewithastorkandstooditattherightcornerofthemantelonascarf;

anothergildedthebottleandstooditattheleftcorner,andtiedthescarfthroughitshandle.Oneknottedaribbonaroundthearmofachair;anotherknotteditaroundtheleg.Inaday,anhour,amoment,thechairssuddenlybecameangular,cushionless,springless;andthesofaswerestoodacrosscorners,orparallelwiththefireplace,inslantsexpressiveofthepersonalityofthepresidinggenius.Thewallsbecameallfriezeanddado;andinsteadofthesimpleanddignifieduglinessoftheimpersonalperiodourinteriorsabandonedthemselvestoahystericalchaos,fullofcharacter.Somepeoplehadtheirdoorspaintedblack,andthedaughterormotherofthehousethendecoratedthemwithmorning—glories.IsawsuchadoorinahouseIlookedattheotherday,thinkingImighthireit.Thesightofthatblackdooranditsmorning—

gloriesmademewishtoturnasideandlivewiththecattle,asWaltWhitmansays.No,thelesswetrytogetpersonalityandcharacterintoourhouseholdeffectsthemorebeautifulandinterestingtheywillbe.

AssoonasweputtheStandardHousehold—EffectCompanyinpossessionandrenderitarelentlessmonopoly,itwillcorruptacompetentarchitectanddecoratorineachofourlargetownsandcities,andwhenyouhireanewhousethesewillbesenttoadvisewiththeeternal—womanlyconcerningitsappointments,andtellherwhatshewants,andwhatshewilllike;foratpresenttheeternalwomanly,assoonasshehasgotathingshewants,beginstohateit.Thecompany\'sagentswillbeginbyconvincingherthatshedoesnotneedhalfthethingsshehaslumberedupherhousewith,andthateveryuselessthingisanuglything,evenintheregionofpureaesthetics.IonceaskedanItalianpainterifhedidnotthinkacertainnoblyimagineddrawing—roomwasfine,andhesaid\'SI.Matropparoba.\'Thereweretoomanyrugs,tables,chairs,sofas,pictures;vases,statues,chandeliers.\'Tropparoba\'istheviceofallourhouseholdfurnishing,anditwillbethedeathoftheeternal—womanlyifitisnotstopped.Butthecorruptagentsofagiantmonopolywillteachtheeternal—womanlysomethingofthewisesimplicityoftheSouth,andshewillendbyreturningtotheidealofhousekeepingasitprevailsamongtheLatinraces,whomitbeganwith,whomcivilizationbeganwith.

Whatofaharmless,necessarymothortwo,orevenafewfleas?\"

\"Thatmightbeallverywellasfarasfurnitureandcarpetsandcurtainsareconcerned,\"Isaid,\"butsurelyyouwouldn\'tapplyittopicturesandobjectsofart?\"

\"Iwouldapplyittothemfirstofallandaboveall,\"rejoinedmyfriend,hardily.\"Amongallthepeoplewhobuyandownsuchthingsthereisnotoneinathousandwhohasanyrealtasteorfeelingforthem,andtheobjectstheychoosearegenerallysuchascanonlydepraveanddegradethemfurther.Thepictures,statues,andvasessuppliedbytheStandardHousehold—EffectCompanywouldbeselectedbyagentswitharealsenseofart,andaknowledgeofit.Whenthehouse—lettingandhouse—

furnishingfinallypassedintothehandsofthestate,thesethingswouldbelentfromthepublicgalleries,orfromimmensemunicipalstoresforthepurpose.\"

\"AndIsupposeyouwouldhaveancestralportraitssuppliedalongwiththeotherpictures?\"Isneered.

\"Ancestralportraits,ofcourse,\"saidmyfriend,withunruffledtemper.

\"Sofewpeoplehaveancestorsoftheirownthattheywillbeverygladtohaveancestralportraitschosenforthemoutofthecollectionsofthecompanyorthestate.Theagentsoftheone,ortheofficersoftheother,willstudytheexistingtypeoffamilyface,andwillselectancestorsandancestresseswhosemodelling,coloring,andexpressionagreewithit,andwillkeepinviewtheraceandnationalityofthefamilywhoseancestralportraitsaretobesupplied,sothatthereshallbenochanceofthegrosslyimprobableeffectwhichancestralportraitsnowhaveinmanycases.Yes,Iseenoflawinthescheme,\"myfriendconcluded,\"andnodifficultythatcan\'tbeeasilyovercome.Wemustalienateourhouseholdfurniture,andmakeitsosensitivelyandexclusivelythepropertyofsomeimpersonalagency——companyorcommunity,Idon\'tcarewhich——thatanycareofitshallbeasortofcrime;anysenseofresponsibilityforitspreservationaspeciesofincivismpunishablebyfineorimprisonment.This,andnothingshortofit,willbethesalvationoftheeternal—womanly.\"

\"Andtheperditionofsomethingevenmorepreciousthanthat!\"

\"Whatcanbemoreprecious?\"

\"Individuality.\"

\"Mydearfriend,\"demandedmyvisitor,whohadrisen,andwhomIwasgraduallyedgingtothedoor,\"doyoumeantosaythereisanyindividualityinsuchthingsnow?Whathavewebeensayingaboutcharacter?\"

\"Ah,Iseewhatyoumean,\"Isaid.