第3章

AndpresentlyatthesamemomentPeterandBenjaminnoticedthatwhenevertheyshookthewindow——

thelittledooroppositeshookinanswer。Theyoungfamilywerealive;shutupintheoven!

BenjaminwassoexcitedthatitwasamercyhedidnotawakeTommyBrock,whosesnorescontinuedsolemnlyinMr。Tod\'sbed。

Buttherereallywasnotverymuchcomfortinthediscovery。Theycouldnotopenthewindow;andalthoughtheyoungfamilywasalive——thelittlerabbitswerequiteincapableoflettingthemselvesout;theywerenotoldenoughtocrawl。

Aftermuchwhispering,PeterandBenjamindecidedtodigatunnel。

Theybegantoburrowayardortwolowerdownthebank。Theyhopedthattheymightbeabletoworkbetweenthelargestonesunderthehouse;thekitchenfloorwassodirtythatitwasimpossibletosaywhetheritwasmadeofearthorflags。

Theyduganddugforhours。

Theycouldnottunnelstraightonaccountofstones;butbytheendofthenighttheywereunderthekitchenfloor。Benjaminwasonhisback,scratchingupwards。Peter\'sclawswereworndown;hewasoutsidethetunnel,shufflingsandaway。Hecalledoutthatitwasmorning——sunrise;andthatthejaysweremakinganoisedownbelowinthewoods。

BenjaminBunnycameoutofthedarktunnel,shakingthesandfromhisears;hecleanedhisfacewithhispaws。Everyminutethesunshonewarmeronthetopofthehill。

Inthevalleytherewasaseaofwhitemist,withgoldentopsoftreesshowingthrough。

Againfromthefieldsdownbelowinthemisttherecametheangrycryofajay-followedbythesharpyelpingbarkofafox!

Thenthosetworabbitslosttheirheadscompletely。Theydidthemostfoolishthingthattheycouldhavedone。Theyrushedintotheirshortnewtunnel,andhidthemselvesatthetopendofit,underMr。Tod\'skitchenfloor。

Mr。TodwascomingupBullBanks,andhewasintheveryworstoftempers。Firsthehadbeenupsetbybreakingtheplate。Itwashisownfault;butitwasachinaplate,thelastofthedinnerservicethathadbelongedtohisgrandmother,oldVixenTod。Thenthemidgeshadbeenverybad。Andhehadfailedtocatchahenpheasantonhernest;andithadcontainedonlyfiveeggs,twoofthemaddled。Mr。

Todhadhadanunsatisfactorynight。

Asusual,whenoutofhumour,hedeterminedtomovehouse。Firsthetriedthepollardwillow,butitwasdamp;andtheottershadleftadeadfishnearit。Mr。Todlikesnobody\'sleavingsbuthisown。

Hemadehiswayupthehill;histemperwasnotimprovedbynoticingunmistakablemarksofbadger。

NooneelsegrubsupthemosssowantonlyasTommyBrock。

Mr。Todslappedhisstickupontheearthandfumed;heguessedwhereTommyBrockhadgoneto。

Hewasfurtherannoyedbythejaybirdwhichfollowedhimpersistently。

Itflewfromtreetotreeandscolded,warningeveryrabbitwithinhearingthateitheracatorafoxwascominguptheplantation。Oncewhenitflewscreamingoverhishead——

Mr。Todsnappedatit,andbarked。

Heapproachedhishouseverycarefully,withalargerustykey。

Hesniffedandhiswhiskersbristled。

Thehousewaslockedup,butMr。

Todhadhisdoubtswhetheritwasempty。Heturnedtherustykeyinthelock;therabbitsbelowcouldhearit。Mr。Todopenedthedoorcautiouslyandwentin。

ThesightthatmetMr。Tod\'seyesinMr。Tod\'skitchenmadeMr。Todfurious。TherewasMr。Tod\'schair,andMr。Tod\'spiedish,andhisknifeandforkandmustardandsaltcellarandhistable-cloththathehadleftfoldedupinthedresser——allsetoutforsupper(orbreakfast)——withoutdoubtforthatodiousTommyBrockTherewasasmelloffreshearthanddirtybadger,whichfortunatelyoverpoweredallsmellofrabbit。

ButwhatabsorbedMr。Tod\'sattentionwasanoise——adeepslowregularsnoringgruntingnoise,comingfromhisownbed。

Hepeepedthroughthehingesofthehalf-openbedroomdoor。Thenheturnedandcameoutofthehouseinahurry。Hiswhiskersbristledandhiscoat-collarstoodonendwithrage。

ForthenexttwentyminutesMr。Todkeptcreepingcautiouslyintothehouse,andretreatinghurriedlyoutagain。Bydegreesheventuredfurtherin——rightintothebedroom。Whenhewasoutsidethehouse,hescratcheduptheearthwithfury。Butwhenhewasinside——hedidnotlikethelookofTommyBrock\'steeth。

Hewaslyingonhisbackwithhismouthopen,grinningfromeartoear。Hesnoredpeacefullyandregularly;butoneeyewasnotperfectlyshut。

Mr。Todcameinandoutofthebedroom。Twicehebroughtinhiswalking-stick,andoncehebroughtinthecoal-scuttle。Buthethoughtbetterofit,andtookthemaway。

Whenhecamebackafterremovingthecoal-scuttle,TommyBrockwaslyingalittlemoresideways;

butheseemedevensounderasleep。

Hewasanincurablyindolentperson;

hewasnotintheleastafraidofMr。Tod;hewassimplytoolazyandcomfortabletomove。

Mr。Todcamebackyetagainintothebedroomwithaclothesline。HestoodaminutewatchingTommyBrockandlisteningattentivelytothesnores。Theywereveryloudindeed,butseemedquitenatural。

Mr。Todturnedhisbacktowardsthebed,andundidthewindow。

Itcreaked;heturnedroundwithajump。TommyBrock,whohadopenedoneeye——shutithastily。

Thesnorescontinued。

Mr。Tod\'sproceedingswerepeculiar,andratheruneasy,(becausethebedwasbetweenthewindowandthedoorofthebedroom)。Heopenedthewindowalittleway,andpushedoutthegreaterpartoftheclotheslineontothewindowsill。Therestoftheline,withahookattheend,remainedinhishand。

TommyBrocksnoredconscientiously。

Mr。Todstoodandlookedathimforaminute;thenhelefttheroomagain。

TommyBrockopenedbotheyes,andlookedattheropeandgrinned。

Therewasanoiseoutsidethewindow。TommyBrockshuthiseyesinahurry。

Mr。Todhadgoneoutatthefrontdoor,androundtothebackofthehouse。Ontheway,hestumbledovertherabbitburrow。Ifhehadhadanyideawhowasinsideit,hewouldhavepulledthemoutquickly。

HisfootwentthroughthetunnelnearlyuponthetopofPeterRabbitandBenjamin,butfortunatelyhethoughtthatitwassomemoreofTommyBrock\'swork。

Hetookupthecoiloflinefromthesill,listenedforamoment,andthentiedtheropetoatree。

TommyBrockwatchedhimwithoneeye,throughthewindow。Hewaspuzzled。

Mr。Todfetchedalargeheavypailfulofwaterfromthespring,andstaggeredwithitthroughthekitchenintohisbedroom。

TommyBrocksnoredindustriously,withratherasnort。

Mr。Todputdownthepailbesidethebed,tookuptheendofropewiththehook——hesitated,andlookedatTommyBrock。Thesnoreswerealmostapoplectic;butthegrinwasnotquitesobig。

Mr。Todgingerlymountedachairbytheheadofthebedstead。HislegsweredangerouslyneartoTommyBrock\'steeth。

Hereachedupandputtheendofrope,withthehook,overtheheadofthetesterbed,wherethecurtainsoughttohang。

(Mr。Tod\'scurtainswerefoldedup,andputaway,owingtothehousebeingunoccupied。Sowasthecounterpane。TommyBrockwascoveredwithablanketonly。)

Mr。Todstandingontheunsteadychairlookeddownuponhimattentively;hereallywasafirstprizesoundsleeper!

Itseemedasthoughnothingwouldwakenhim——noteventheflappingropeacrossthebed。

Mr。Toddescendedsafelyfromthechair,andendeavouredtogetupagainwiththepailofwater。

Heintendedtohangitfromthehook,danglingovertheheadofTommyBrock,inordertomakeasortofshower-bath,workedbyastring,throughthewindow。

Butnaturallybeingathin-leggedperson(thoughvindictiveandsandywhiskered)——hewasquiteunabletolifttheheavyweighttothelevelofthehookandrope。Heverynearlyoverbalancedhimself。

Thesnoresbecamemoreandmoreapoplectic。OneofTommyBrock\'shindlegstwitchedundertheblanket,butstillhesleptonpeacefully。

Mr。Todandthepaildescendedfromthechairwithoutaccident。

Afterconsiderablethought,heemptiedthewaterintoawash-basinandjug。Theemptypailwasnottooheavyforhim;heslungitupwobblingovertheheadofTommyBrock。

Surelythereneverwassuchasleeper!Mr。Todgotupanddown,downanduponthechair。

Ashecouldnotliftthewholepailfulofwateratonce,hefetchedamilkjug,andladledquartsofwaterintothepailbydegrees。Thepailgotfullerandfuller,andswunglikeapendulum。Occasionallyadropsplashedover;butstillTommyBrocksnoredregularlyandnevermoved,——exceptoneeye。

AtlastMr。Tod\'spreparationswerecomplete。Thepailwasfullofwater;theropewastightlystrainedoverthetopofthebed,andacrossthewindowsilltothetreeoutside。

\"Itwillmakeagreatmessinmybedroom;butIcouldneversleepinthatbedagainwithoutaspringcleaningofsomesort,\"saidMr。Tod。

Mr。Todtookalastlookatthebadgerandsoftlylefttheroom。Hewentoutofthehouse,shuttingthefrontdoor。Therabbitsheardhisfootstepsoverthetunnel。

Heranroundbehindthehouse,intendingtoundotheropeinordertoletfallthepailfulofwateruponTommyBrock——

\"Iwillwakehimupwithanunpleasantsurprise,\"saidMr。Tod。

Themomenthehadgone,TommyBrockgotupinahurry;herolledMr。Tod\'sdressing-gownintoabundle,putitintothebedbeneaththepailofwaterinsteadofhimself,andlefttheroomalso——grinningimmensely。

Hewentintothekitchen,lightedthefireandboiledthekettle;forthemomenthedidnottroublehimselftocookthebabyrabbits。

WhenMr。Todgottothetree,hefoundthattheweightandstrainhaddraggedtheknotsotightthatitwaspastuntying。Hewasobligedtognawitwithhisteeth。

Hechewedandgnawedformorethantwentyminutes。Atlasttheropegavewaywithsuchasuddenjerkthatitnearlypulledhisteethout,andquiteknockedhimoverbackwards。

Insidethehousetherewasagreatcrashandsplash,andthenoiseofapailrollingoverandover。

Butnoscreams。Mr。Todwasmystified;hesatquitestill,andlistenedattentively。Thenhepeepedinatthewindow。Thewaterwasdrippingfromthebed,thepailhadrolledintoacorner。

Inthemiddleofthebedundertheblanket,wasawetflattenedSOMETHING——muchdingedin,inthemiddlewherethepailhadcaughtit(asitwereacrossthetummy)。ItsheadwascoveredbythewetblanketanditwasNOTSNORINGANYLONGER。

Therewasnothingstirring,andnosoundexceptthedrip,drop,dropdripofwatertricklingfromthemattress。

Mr。Todwatcheditforhalfanhour;hiseyesglistened。

Thenhecutacaper,andbecamesoboldthatheeventappedatthewindow;butthebundlenevermoved。

Yes——therewasnodoubtaboutit——ithadturnedoutevenbetterthanhehadplanned;thepailhadhitpooroldTommyBrock,andkilledhimdead!

\"Iwillburythatnastypersonintheholewhichhehasdug。Iwillbringmybeddingout,anddryitinthesun,\"saidMr。Tod。

\"Iwillwashthetableclothandspreaditonthegrassinthesuntobleach。Andtheblanketmustbehungupinthewind;andthebedmustbethoroughlydisinfected,andairedwithawarming-pan;andwarmedwithahot-waterbottle。\"

\"Iwillgetsoftsoap,andmonkeysoap,andallsortsofsoap;andsodaandscrubbingbrushes;andpersianpowder;andcarbolictoremovethesmell。Imusthaveadisinfecting。PerhapsImayhavetoburnsulphur。\"

Hehurriedroundthehousetogetashovelfromthekitchen——

\"FirstIwillarrangethehole——

thenIwilldragoutthatpersonintheblanket……\"

Heopenedthedoor……

TommyBrockwassittingatMr。

Tod\'skitchentable,pouringoutteafromMr。Tod\'stea-potintoMr。Tod\'stea-cup。Hewasquitedryhimselfandgrinning;andhethrewthecupofscaldingteaalloverMr。Tod。

ThenMr。TodrusheduponTommyBrock,andTommyBrockgrappledwithMr。Todamongstthebrokencrockery,andtherewasaterrificbattlealloverthekitchen。

Totherabbitsunderneathitsoundedasifthefloorwouldgivewayateachcrashoffallingfurniture。

Theycreptoutoftheirtunnel,andhungaboutamongsttherocksandbushes,listeninganxiously。

Insidethehousetheracketwasfearful。Therabbitbabiesintheovenwokeuptrembling;perhapsitwasfortunatetheywereshutupinside……

Everythingwasupsetexceptthekitchentable。

Andeverythingwasbroken,exceptthemantelpieceandthekitchenfender。Thecrockerywassmashedtoatoms。

Thechairswerebroken,andthewindow,andtheclockfellwithacrash,andtherewerehandfulsofMr。Tod\'ssandywhiskers。

Thevasesfelloffthemantelpiece,thecanistersfellofftheshelf;thekettlefelloffthehob。

TommyBrockputhisfootinajarofraspberryJam。

AndtheboilingwateroutofthekettlefelluponthetailofMr。Tod。

Whenthekettlefell,TommyBrock,whowasstillgrinning,happenedtobeuppermost;andherolledMr。Todoverandoverlikealog,outatthedoor。

Thenthesnarlingandworryingwentonoutside;andtheyrolledoverthebank,anddownhill,bumpingovertherocks。TherewillneverbeanylovelostbetweenTommyBrockandMr。Tod。

AssoonasthecoastwasclearPeterRabbitandBenjaminBunnycameoutofthebushes——

\"Nowforit!Runin,CousinBenjamin!RuninandgetthemwhileIwatchatthedoor。\"

ButBenjaminwasfrightened——

\"Oh;oh!theyarecomingback!\"

\"Notheyarenot。\"

\"Yestheyare!\"

\"Whatdreadfulbadlanguage!

Ithinktheyhavefallendownthestonequarry。\"

StillBenjaminhesitated,andPeterkeptpushinghim——

\"Bequick,it\'sallright。Shuttheovendoor,CousinBenjamin,sothathewon\'tmissthem。\"

DecidedlytherewerelivelydoingsinMr。Tod\'skitchen!

Athomeintherabbithole,thingshadnotbeenquitecomfortable。

Afterquarrellingatsupper,FlopsyandoldMr。Bouncerhadpassedasleeplessnight,andquarrelledagainatbreakfast。OldMr。

Bouncercouldnolongerdenythathehadinvitedcompanyintotherabbithole;butherefusedtoreplytothequestionsandreproachesofFlopsy。Thedaypassedheavily。

OldMr。Bouncer,verysulky,washuddledupinacorner,barricadedwithachair。Flopsyhadtakenawayhispipeandhiddenthetobacco。Shehadbeenhavingacompleteturnoutandspring-

cleaning,torelieveherfeelings。

Shehadjustfinished。OldMr。

Bouncer,behindhischair,waswonderinganxiouslywhatshewoulddonext。

InMr。Tod\'skitchen,amongstthewreckage,BenjaminBunnypickedhiswaytotheovennervously,throughathickcloudofdust。Heopenedtheovendoor,feltinside,andfoundsomethingwarmandwriggling。Helifteditoutcarefully,andrejoinedPeterRabbit。

\"I\'vegotthem!Canwegetaway?

Shallwehide,CousinPeter?\"

Peterprickedhisears;distantsoundsoffightingstillechoedinthewood。

FiveminutesafterwardstwobreathlessrabbitscamescutteringawaydownBullBanks,halfcarryinghalfdraggingasackbetweenthem,bumpettybumpoverthegrass。Theyreachedhomesafelyandburstintotherabbithole。

GreatwasoldMr。Bouncer\'sreliefandFlopsy\'sjoywhenPeterandBenjaminarrivedintriumphwiththeyoungfamily。Therabbit-

babieswererathertumbledandveryhungry;theywerefedandputtobed。Theysoonrecovered。

AlongnewpipeandafreshsupplyofrabbittobaccowaspresentedtoMr。Bouncer。Hewasratheruponhisdignity;butheaccepted。

OldMr。Bouncerwasforgiven,andtheyallhaddinner。ThenPeterandBenjamintoldtheirstory——buttheyhadnotwaitedlongenoughtobeabletotelltheendofthebattlebetweenTommyBrockandMr。Tod。

THEEND

THETALEOF

MRS。TIGGY-WINKLE

forTHEREALLITTLELUCIE

OFNEWLANDS

ONCEuponatimetherewasalittlegirlcalledLucie,wholivedatafarmcalledLittle-town。Shewasagoodlittlegirl——onlyshewasalwayslosingherpocket-

handkerchiefs!

OnedaylittleLuciecameintothefarm-yardcrying——

oh,shedidcryso!\"I\'velostmypocket-handkin!Threehandkinsandapinny!HaveYOUseenthem,TabbyKitten?\"

THEKittenwentonwashingherwhitepaws;soLucieaskedaspeckledhen——

\"SallyHenny-penny,hasYOUfoundthreepocket-handkins?\"

Butthespeckledhenranintoabarn,clucking——

\"Igobarefoot,barefoot,barefoot!\"

ANDthenLucieaskedCockRobinsittingonatwig。

CockRobinlookedsidewaysatLuciewithhisbrightblackeye,andheflewoverastileandaway。

LucieclimbeduponthestileandlookedupatthehillbehindLittle-town-ahillthatgoesup——up——intothecloudsasthoughithadnotop!

Andagreatwayupthehillsideshethoughtshesawsomewhitethingsspreaduponthegrass。

LUCIEscrambledupthehillasfastasherstoutlegswouldcarryher;sheranalongasteeppath-way——upandup——untilLittle——townwasrightawaydownbelow——shecouldhavedroppedapebbledownthechimney!

PRESENTLYshecametoaspring,bubblingoutfromthehill-side。

Someonehadstoodatincanuponastonetocatchthewater——butthewaterwasalreadyrunningover,forthecanwasnobiggerthananegg-cup!Andwherethesanduponthepathwaswet——therewerefoot-marksofaVERY

smallperson。

Lucieranon,andon。

THEpathendedunderabigrock。Thegrasswasshortandgreen,andtherewereclothes-propscutfrombrackenstems,withlinesofplaitedrushes,andaheapoftinyclothespins——butnopocket-handkerchiefs!

Buttherewassomethingelse——adoor!straightintothehill;andinsideitsomeonewassinging——

\"Lily-whiteandclean,oh!

Withlittlefrillsbetween,oh!

Smoothandhot-redrustyspotNeverherebeseen,oh!\"

LUCIE,knocked——once——

twice,andinterruptedthesong。Alittlefrightenedvoicecalledout\"Who\'sthat?\"

Lucieopenedthedoor:andwhatdoyouthinktherewasinsidethehill?——anicecleankitchenwithaflaggedfloorandwoodenbeams——justlikeanyotherfarmkitchen。OnlytheceilingwassolowthatLucie\'sheadnearlytouchedit;

andthepotsandpansweresmall,andsowaseverythingthere。

THEREwasanicehotsingeysmell;andatthetable,withanironinherhandstoodaverystoutshortpersonstaringanxiouslyatLucie。

Herprintgownwastuckedup,andshewaswearingalargeapronoverherstripedpetticoat。Herlittleblacknosewentsniffle,sniffle,snuffle,andhereyeswenttwinkle,twinkle;andunderneathhercap——whereLuciehadyellowcurls——thatlittlepersonhadPRICKLES!

\"WHOareyou?\"saidLucie。\"Haveyouseenmypocket-handkins?\"

Thelittlepersonmadeabob-curtsey——\"Oh,yes,ifyouplease\'m;mynameisMrs。

Tiggy-winkle;oh,yesifyouplease\'m,I\'manexcellentclear-

starcher!\"Andshetooksomethingoutofaclothes-

basket,andspreaditontheironing-blanket。

\"WHAT\'Sthatthing?\"

saidLucie——\"that\'snotmypocket-handkin?\"

\"Ohno,ifyouplease\'m;

that\'salittlescarletwaist-coatbelongingtoCockRobin!\"

Andsheironeditandfoldedit,andputitononeside。

THENshetooksomethingelseoffaclothes-horse——

\"Thatisn\'tmypinny?\"saidLucie。

\"Ohno,ifyouplease\'m;

that\'sadamasktable-clothbelongingtoJennyWren;

lookhowit\'sstainedwithcurrantwine!It\'sverybadtowash!\"saidMrs。Tiggy-

winkle。

MRS。TIGGY-WINKLE\'S

nosewentsniffle,sniffle,snuffle,andhereyeswenttwinkle,twinkle;andshefetchedanotherhotironfromthefire。

THERE\'Soneofmypocket-handkins!\"criedLucie——\"andthere\'smypinny!\"

Mrs。Tiggy-winkleironedit,andgofferedit,andshookoutthefrills。

\"OhthatISlovely!\"saidLucie。

\"ANDwhatarethoselongyellowthingswithfingerslikegloves?\"

\"Oh,that\'sapairofstockingsbelongingtoSallyHenny-

penny——lookhowshe\'sworntheheelsoutwithscratchingintheyard!She\'llverysoongobarefoot!\"saidMrs。Tiggy-

winkle。

\"WHY,there\'sanotherhandkersniff——butitisn\'tmine;it\'sred?\"

\"Ohno,ifyouplease\'m;

thatonebelongstooldMrs。

Rabbit;anditDIDsosmellofonions!I\'vehadtowashitseparately,Ican\'tgetoutthesmell。\"

\"There\'sanotheroneofmine,\"saidLucie。

\"WHATarethosefunnylittlewhitethings?\"

\"That\'sapairofmittensbelongingtoTabbyKitten;I

onlyhavetoironthem;shewashesthemherself。\"

\"There\'smylastpocket-

handkin!\"saidLucie。

\"ANDwhatareyoudippingintothebasinofstarch?\"

\"They\'relittledickyshirt-

frontsbelongingtoTomTitmouse——mostterribleparticular!\"

saidMrs。Tiggy-winkle。

\"NowI\'vefinishedmyironing;

I\'mgoingtoairsomeclothes。\"

\"WHATarethesedearsoftfluffythings?\"saidLucie。

\"OhthosearewoolycoatsbelongingtothelittlelambsatSkelghyl。\"

\"Willtheirjacketstakeoff?\"

askedLucy。

\"Ohyes,ifyouplease\'m;

lookatthesheep-markontheshoulder。Andhere\'sonemarkedforGatesgarth,andthreethatcomefromLittletown。

They\'reALWAYSmarkedatwashing!\"saidMrs。Tiggy-

winkle。

ANDshehungupallsortsandsizesofclothes——

smallbrowncoatsofmice;

andonevelvetyblackmole-

skinwaist-coat;andaredtail-

coatwithnotailbelongingtoSquirrelNutkin;andaverymuchshrunkbluejacketbelongingtoPeterRabbit;andapetticoat,notmarked,thathadgonelostinthewashing——andatlastthebasketwasempty!

THENMrs。Tiggy-winklemadetea——acupforherselfandacupforLucie。Theysatbeforethefireonabenchandlookedsidewaysatoneanother。Mrs。Tiggy-winkle\'shand,holdingthetea-cup,wasveryverybrown,andveryverywrinklywiththesoap-suds;

andallthroughhergownandhercap,therewereHAIR-PINS

stickingwrongendout;sothatLuciedidn\'tliketosittoonearher。

WHENtheyhadfinishedtea,theytieduptheclothesinbundles;andLucie\'spocket-handkerchiefswerefoldedupinsidehercleanpinny,andfastenedwithasilversafety-pin。

Andthentheymadeupthefirewithturf,andcameoutandlockedthedoor,andhidthekeyunderthedoor-sill。

THENawaydownthehilltrottedLucieandMrs。