Tiggy-winklewiththebundlesofclothes!
Allthewaydownthepathlittleanimalscameoutoftheferntomeetthem;theveryfirstthattheymetwerePeterRabbitandBenjaminBunny!
ANDshegavethemtheirnicecleanclothes;andallthelittleanimalsandbirdsweresoverymuchobligedtodearMrs。Tiggy-winkle。
SOthatatthebottomofthehillwhentheycametothestile,therewasnothinglefttocarryexceptLucie\'sonelittlebundle。
LUCIEscrambledupthestilewiththebundleinherhand;andthensheturnedtosay\"Good-night,\"andtothankthewasher-woman——
ButwhataVERYoddthing!
Mrs。Tiggy-winklehadnotwaitedeitherforthanksorforthewashingbill!
Shewasrunningrunningrunningupthehill——andwherewasherwhitefrilledcap?andhershawl?andhergown——andherpetticoat?
ANDhowsmallshehadgrown——andhowbrown——andcoveredwithPRICKLES!
Why!Mrs。Tiggy-winklewasnothingbutaHEDGEHOG。
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(NowsomepeoplesaythatlittleLuciehadbeenasleepuponthestile——
butthenhowcouldshehavefoundthreecleanpocket-handkinsandapinny,pinnedwithasilversafety-pin?
Andbesides——_I_haveseenthatdoorintothebackofthehillcalledCatBells——andbesides_I_amverywellacquaintedwithdearMrs。Tiggy-winkle!)
THETALEOF
GINGER&PICKLES
ONCEuponatimetherewasavillageshop。Thenameoverthewindowwas\"GingerandPickles。\"
ItwasalittlesmallshopjusttherightsizeforDolls——LucindaandJaneDoll-cookalwaysboughttheirgroceriesatGingerandPickles。
Thecounterinsidewasaconvenientheightforrabbits。GingerandPicklessoldredspottypocket-
handkerchiefsatapennythreefarthings。
Theyalsosoldsugar,andsnuffandgaloshes。
Infact,althoughitwassuchasmallshopitsoldnearlyeverything——exceptafewthingsthatyouwantinahurry——likebootlaces,hair-pinsandmuttonchops。
GingerandPickleswerethepeoplewhokepttheshop。Gingerwasayellowtom-cat,andPickleswasaterrier。
TherabbitswerealwaysalittlebitafraidofPickles。
Theshopwasalsopatronizedbymice——onlythemicewereratherafraidofGinger。
GingerusuallyrequestedPicklestoservethem,becausehesaiditmadehismouthwater。
\"Icannotbear,\"saidhe,\"toseethemgoingoutatthedoorcarryingtheirlittleparcels。\"
\"Ihavethesamefeelingaboutrats,\"repliedPickles,\"butitwouldneverdotoeatourowncustomers;theywouldleaveusandgotoTabithaTwitchit\'s。\"
\"Onthecontrary,theywouldgonowhere,\"repliedGingergloomily。
(TabithaTwitchitkepttheonlyothershopinthevillage。Shedidnotgivecredit。)
GingerandPicklesgaveunlimitedcredit。
Nowthemeaningof\"credit\"isthis——whenacustomerbuysabarofsoap,insteadofthecustomerpullingoutapurseandpayingforit——shesaysshewillpayanothertime。
AndPicklesmakesalowbowandsays,\"Withpleasure,madam,\"
anditiswrittendowninabook。
Thecustomerscomeagainandagain,andbuyquantities,inspiteofbeingafraidofGingerandPickles。
Butthereisnomoneyinwhatiscalledthe\"till。\"
Thecustomerscameincrowdseverydayandboughtquantities,especiallythetoffeecustomers。
Buttherewasalwaysnomoney;
theyneverpaidforasmuchasapennyworthofpeppermints。
Butthesaleswereenormous,tentimesaslargeasTabithaTwitchit\'s。
Astherewasalwaysnomoney,GingerandPickleswereobligedtoeattheirowngoods。
PicklesatebiscuitsandGingerateadriedhaddock。
Theyatethembycandle-lightaftertheshopwasclosed。
WhenitcametoJan。1sttherewasstillnomoney,andPickleswasunabletobuyadoglicence。
\"Itisveryunpleasant,Iamafraidofthepolice,\"saidPickles。
\"Itisyourownfaultforbeingaterrier;_I_donotrequirealicence,andneitherdoesKep,theColliedog。\"
\"Itisveryuncomfortable,IamafraidIshallbesummoned。I
havetriedinvaintogetalicenceuponcreditatthePostOffice;\"
saidPickles。\"Theplaceisfullofpoliceman。ImetoneasIwascominghome。\"
\"LetussendinthebillagaintoSamuelWhiskers,Ginger,heowes22/9forbacon。\"
\"Idonotbelievethatheintendstopayatall,\"repliedGinger。
\"AndIfeelsurethatAnnaMariapocketsthings——Whereareallthecreamcrackers?\"
\"Youhaveeatenthemyourself,\"
repliedGinger。
GingerandPicklesretiredintothebackparlour。
Theydidaccounts。Theyaddedupsumsandsums,andsums。
\"SamuelWhiskershasrunupabillaslongashistail;hehashadanounceandthree-quartersofsnuffsinceOctober。\"
\"Whatissevenpoundsofbutterat1/3,andastickofsealingwaxandfourmatches?\"
\"Sendinallthebillsagaintoeverybody\'withcompts\'\"repliedGinger。
Afteratimetheyheardanoiseintheshop,asifsomethinghadbeenpushedinatthedoor。Theycameoutofthebackparlour。Therewasanenvelopelyingonthecounter,andapolicemanwritinginanote-book!
Picklesnearlyhadafit,hebarkedandhebarkedandmadelittlerushes。
\"Bitehim,Pickles!bitehim!\"
splutteredGingerbehindasugar-
barrel,\"he\'sonlyaGermandoll!\"
Thepolicemanwentonwritinginhisnotebook;twiceheputhispencilinhismouth,andoncehedippeditinthetreacle。
Picklesbarkedtillhewashoarse。
Butstillthepolicemantooknonotice。Hehadbeadeyes,andhishelmetwassewedonwithstitches。
Atlengthonhislastlittlerush——Picklesfoundthattheshopwasempty。Thepolicemanhaddisappeared。
Buttheenveloperemained。
\"Doyouthinkthathehasgonetofetchareallivepoliceman?I
amafraiditisasummons,\"saidPickles。
\"No,\"repliedGinger,whohadopenedtheenvelope,\"itistheratesandtaxes,L319113/4。\"
\"Thisisthelaststraw,\"saidPickles,\"letusclosetheshop。\"
Theyputuptheshutters,andleft。Buttheyhavenotremovedfromtheneighbourhood。Infactsomepeoplewishtheyhadgonefurther。
Gingerislivinginthewarren。I
donotknowwhatoccupationhepursues;helooksstoutandcomfortable。
Picklesisatpresentagamekeeper。
Theclosingoftheshopcausedgreatinconvenience。TabithaTwitchitimmediatelyraisedthepriceofeverythingahalf-penny;
andshecontinuedtorefusetogivecredit。
Ofcoursetherearethetrades-
men\'scarts——thebutcher,thefishmanandTimothyBaker。
Butapersoncannotliveon\"seedwigs\"andsponge-cakeandbutter-
buns——notevenwhenthesponge-
cakeisasgoodasTimothy\'s!
AfteratimeMr。JohnDormouseandhisdaughterbegantosellpeppermintsandcandles。
Buttheydidnotkeep\"self-fittingsixes\";andittakesfivemicetocarryoneseveninchcandle。
Besides——thecandleswhichtheysellbehaveverystrangelyinwarmweather。
AndMissDormouserefusedtotakebacktheendswhentheywerebroughtbacktoherwithcomplaints。
AndwhenMrJohnDormousewascomplainedto,hestayedinbed,andwouldsaynothingbut\"verysnug;\"whichisnotthewaytocarryonaretailbusinessSoeverybodywaspleasedwhenSallyHennyPennysentoutaprintedpostertosaythatshewasgoingtore-opentheshop——
\"Henny\'sOpeningSale!Grandco-operativeJumble!Penny\'spennyprices!Comebuy,cometry,comebuy!\"
Theposterreallywasmost\'ticing。
Therewasarushupontheopeningday。Theshopwascrammedwithcustomers,andtherewerecrowdsofmiceuponthebiscuitcanisters。
SallyHennyPennygetsratherflusteredwhenshetriestocountoutchange,andsheinsistsonbeingpaidcash;butsheisquiteharmless。
Andshehaslaidinaremarkableassortmentofbargains。
Thereissomethingtopleaseeverybody。
THEEND
THESTORYOF
MISSMOPPET
THISisaPussycalledMissMoppet,shethinksshehasheardamouse!
THISistheMousepeepingoutbehindthecupboard,andmakingfunofMissMoppet。Heisnotafraidofakitten。
THISisMissMoppetjumpingjusttoolate;
shemissestheMouseandhitsherownhead。
SHEthinksitisaveryhardcupboard!
THEMousewatchesMissMoppetfromthetopofthecupboard。
MISSMOPPETtiesupherheadinaduster,andsitsbeforethefire。
THEMousethinkssheislookingveryill。Hecomesslidingdownthebell-
pull。
MISSMOPPETlooksworseandworse。TheMousecomesalittlenearer。
MISSMOPPETholdsherpoorheadinherpaws,andlooksathimthroughaholeintheduster。
TheMousecomesVERYclose。
ANDthenallofasudden——MissMoppetjumpsupontheMouse!
ANDbecausetheMousehasteasedMissMoppet——MissMoppetthinksshewillteasetheMouse;whichisnotatallniceofMissMoppet。
SHEtieshimupintheduster,andtossesitaboutlikeaball。
BUTsheforgotaboutthatholeintheduster;andwhensheuntiedit——therewasnoMouse!
HEhaswriggledoutandrunaway;andheisdancingajigonthetopofthecupboard!
THEEND
THETALEOF
MR。JEREMYFISHER
FOR
STEPHANIE
FROM
COUSINB。
ONCEuponatimetherewasafrogcalledMr。
JeremyFisher;helivedinalittledamphouseamongstthebuttercupsattheedgeofapond。
THEwaterwasallslippy-
sloppyinthelarderandinthebackpassage。
ButMr。Jeremylikedgettinghisfeetwet;nobodyeverscoldedhim,andhenevercaughtacold!
HEwasquitepleasedwhenhelookedoutandsawlargedropsofrain,splashinginthepond——
\"IWILLgetsomewormsandgofishingandcatchadishofminnowsformydinner,\"saidMr。JeremyFisher。\"IfIcatchmorethanfivefish,IwillinvitemyfriendsMr。AldermanPtolemyTortoiseandSirIsaacNewton。
TheAlderman,however,eatssalad。\"
MR。JEREMYputonamacintosh,andapairofshinygoloshes;hetookhisrodandbasket,andsetoffwithenormoushopstotheplacewherehekepthisboat。
THEboatwasroundandgreen,andveryliketheotherlily-leaves。Itwastiedtoawater-plantinthemiddleofthepond。
MR。JEREMYtookareedpole,andpushedtheboatoutintoopenwater。\"I
knowagoodplaceforminnows,\"
saidMr。JeremyFisher。
MR。JEREMYstuckhispoleintothemudandfastenedhisboattoit。
Thenhesettledhimselfcross-leggedandarrangedhisfishingtackle。Hehadthedearestlittleredfloat。Hisrodwasatoughstalkofgrass,hislinewasafinelongwhitehorse-hair,andhetiedalittlewrigglingwormattheend。
THEraintrickleddownhisback,andfornearlyanhourhestaredatthefloat。
\"Thisisgettingtiresome,IthinkIshouldlikesomelunch,\"saidMr。JeremyFisher。
HEpuntedbackagainamongstthewater-
plants,andtooksomelunchoutofhisbasket。
\"Iwilleatabutterflysandwich,andwaittilltheshowerisover,\"saidMr。
JeremyFisher。
AGREATbigwater-beetlecameupunderneaththelilyleafandtweakedthetoeofoneofhisgoloshes。
Mr。Jeremycrossedhislegsupshorter,outofreach,andwentoneatinghissandwich。
ONCEortwicesomethingmovedaboutwitharustleandasplashamongsttherushesatthesideofthepond。
\"Itrustthatisnotarat,\"
saidMr。JeremyFisher;\"I
thinkIhadbettergetawayfromhere。\"
MR。JEREMYshovedtheboatoutagainalittleway,anddroppedinthebait。
Therewasabitealmostdirectly;thefloatgaveatremendousbobbit!
\"Aminnow!aminnow!I
havehimbythenose!\"criedMr。JeremyFisher,jerkinguphisrod。
BUTwhatahorriblesurprise!Insteadofasmoothfatminnow,Mr。
JeremylandedlittleJackSharpthestickleback,coveredwithspines!
THEsticklebackflounderedabouttheboat,prickingandsnappinguntilhewasquiteoutofbreath。Thenhejumpedbackintothewater。
ANDashoalofotherlittlefishesputtheirheadsout,andlaughedatMr。
JeremyFisher。
ANDwhileMr。Jeremysatdisconsolatelyontheedgeofhisboat——suckinghissorefingersandpeeringdownintothewater——aMUCHworsethinghappened;areallyFRIGHTFULthingitwouldhavebeen,ifMr。Jeremyhadnotbeenwearingamacintosh!
AGREATbigenormoustroutcameup——ker-
pflop-p-p-p!withasplash——
anditseizedMr。Jeremywithasnap,\"Ow!Ow!Ow!\"——
andthenitturnedanddiveddowntothebottomofthepond!
BUTthetroutwassodispleasedwiththetasteofthemacintosh,thatinlessthanhalfaminuteitspathimoutagain;andtheonlythingitswallowedwasMr。Jeremy\'sgoloshes。
MR。JEREMYbounceduptothesurfaceofthewater,likeacorkandthebubblesoutofasodawaterbottle;andheswamwithallhismighttotheedgeofthepond。
HEscrambledoutonthefirstbankhecameto,andhehoppedhomeacrossthemeadowwithhismacintoshallintatters。
\"WHATamercythatwasnotapike!\"saidMr。JeremyFisher。\"Ihavelostmyrodandbasket;butitdoesnotmuchmatter,forI
amsureIshouldneverhavedaredtogofishingagain!\"
HEputsomestickingplasteronhisfingers,andhisfriendsbothcametodinner。Hecouldnotofferthemfish,buthehadsomethingelseinhislarder。
SIRISAACNEWTON
worehisblackandgoldwaistcoat,ANDMr。AldermanPtolemyTortoisebroughtasaladwithhiminastringbag。
ANDinsteadofanicedishofminnows——theyhadaroastedgrasshopperwithlady-birdsauce;whichfrogsconsiderabeautifultreat;but_I_thinkitmusthavebeennasty!
THEEND
THETALEOF
TIMMYTIPTOES
FOR
MANYUNKNOWNLITTLEFRIENDS,INCLUDINGMONICA
ONCEuponatimetherewasalittlefatcomfortablegreysquirrel,calledTimmyTiptoes。Hehadanestthatchedwithleavesinthetopofatalltree;andhehadalittlesquirrelwifecalledGoody。
TIMMYTIPTOESsatout,enjoyingthebreeze;hewhiskedhistailandchuckled——\"LittlewifeGoody,thenutsareripe;wemustlayupastoreforwinterandspring。\"
GoodyTiptoeswasbusypushingmossunderthethatch——\"Thenestissosnug,weshallbesoundasleepallwinter。\"\"Thenweshallwakeupallthethinner,whenthereisnothingtoeatinspring-time,\"repliedprudentTimothy。
WHENTimmyandGoodyTiptoescametothenutthicket,theyfoundothersquirrelsweretherealready。
Timmytookoffhisjacketandhungitonatwig;theyworkedawayquietlybythemselves。
EVERYdaytheymadeseveraljourneysandpickedquantitiesofnuts。
Theycarriedthemawayinbags,andstoredtheminseveralhollowstumpsnearthetreewheretheyhadbuilttheirnest。
WHENthesestumpswerefull,theybegantoemptythebagsintoaholehighupatree,thathadbelongedtoawood-pecker;thenutsrattleddown——down——
downinside。
\"Howshallyouevergetthemoutagain?Itislikeamoney-box!\"saidGoody。
\"Ishallbemuchthinnerbeforespring-time,mylove,\"
saidTimmyTiptoes,peepingintothehole。
THEYdidcollectquantities——becausetheydidnotlosethem!Squirrelswhoburytheirnutsinthegroundlosemorethanhalf,becausetheycannotremembertheplace。
ThemostforgetfulsquirrelinthewoodwascalledSilvertail。
Hebegantodig,andhecouldnotremember。Andthenhedugagainandfoundsomenutsthatdidnotbelongtohim;andtherewasafight。
Andothersquirrelsbegantodig,——thewholewoodwasincommotion!
UNFORTUNATELY,justatthistimeaflockoflittlebirdsflewby,frombushtobush,searchingforgreencaterpillarsandspiders。
Therewereseveralsortsoflittlebirds,twitteringdifferentsongs。
Thefirstonesang——
\"Who\'sbindigging-upMY
nuts?Who\'s-been-digging-
upMYnuts?\"
Andanothersang——\"Littlebitabreadand-NO-cheese!
Littlebit-a-breadan\'-NO-
cheese!\"
THEsquirrelsfollowedandlistened。ThefirstlittlebirdflewintothebushwhereTimmyandGoodyTiptoeswerequietlytyinguptheirbags,anditsang——\"Who\'s-
bindigging-upMYnuts?
Who\'sbeendigging-upMY-
nuts?\"
TimmyTiptoeswentonwithhisworkwithoutreplying;indeed,thelittlebirddidnotexpectananswer。Itwasonlysingingitsnaturalsong,anditmeantnothingatall。
BUTwhentheothersquirrelsheardthatsong,theyrusheduponTimmyTiptoesandcuffedandscratchedhim,andupsethisbagofnuts。
Theinnocentlittlebirdwhichhadcausedallthemischief,flewawayinafright!
Timmyrolledoverandover,andthenturnedtailandfledtowardshisnest,followedbyacrowdofsquirrelsshouting——\"Who\'s-beendigging-upMY-nuts?\"
THEYcaughthimanddraggedhimuptheverysametree,wheretherewasthelittleroundhole,andtheypushedhimin。TheholewasmuchtoosmallforTimmyTiptoes\'figure。Theysqueezedhimdreadfully,itwasawondertheydidnotbreakhisribs。\"Wewillleavehimheretillheconfesses,\"saidSilvertailSquirrel,andheshoutedintothehole——
\"Who\'s-been-digging-upMY-nuts?\"
TIMMYTIPTOESmadenoreply;hehadtumbleddowninsidethetree,uponhalfapeckofnutsbelongingtohimself。Helayquitestunnedandstill。
GOODYTIPTOESpickedupthenutbagsandwenthome。ShemadeacupofteaforTimmy;buthedidn\'tcomeanddidn\'tcome。
GoodyTiptoespassedalonelyandunhappynight。
Nextmorningsheventuredbacktothenut-bushestolookforhim;buttheotherunkindsquirrelsdroveheraway。
Shewanderedalloverthewood,calling——
\"TimmyTiptoes!TimmyTiptoes!Oh,whereisTimmyTiptoes?\"
INthemeantimeTimmyTiptoescametohissenses。
Hefoundhimselftuckedupinalittlemossbed,verymuchinthedark,feelingsore;itseemedtobeunderground。
Timmycoughedandgroaned,becausehisribshurtedhim。
Therewasachirpynoise,andasmallstripedChipmunkappearedwithanightlight,andhopedhefeltbetter?
ItwasmostkindtoTimmyTiptoes;itlenthimitsnightcap;
andthehousewasfullofprovisions。
THEChipmunkexplainedthatithadrainednutsthroughthetopofthetree——\"Besides,Ifoundafewburied!\"ItlaughedandchuckledwhenitheardTimmy\'sstory。WhileTimmywasconfinedtobed,it\'ticedhimtoeatquantities——\"ButhowshallIevergetoutthroughthatholeunlessI
thinmyself?Mywifewillbeanxious!\"\"Justanothernut——ortwonuts;letmecrackthemforyou,\"saidtheChipmunk。
TimmyTiptoesgrewfatterandfatter!
NOWGoodyTiptoeshadsettoworkagainbyherself。Shedidnotputanymorenutsintothewoodpecker\'shole,becauseshehadalwaysdoubtedhowtheycouldbegotoutagain。Shehidthemunderatreeroot;
theyrattleddown,down,down。OncewhenGoodyemptiedanextrabigbagful,therewasadecidedsqueak;
andnexttimeGoodybroughtanotherbagful,alittlestripedChipmunkscrambledoutinahurry。
\"ITisgettingperfectlyfull-
updown-stairs;thesitting-roomisfull,andtheyarerollingalongthepassage;andmyhusband,ChippyHackee,hasrunawayandleftme。
Whatistheexplanationoftheseshowersofnuts?\"
\"IamsureIbegyourpardon;Ididnotnotknowthatanybodylivedhere,\"saidMrs。
GoodyTiptoes;\"butwhereisChippyHackee?Myhusband,TimmyTiptoes,hasrunawaytoo。\"\"IknowwhereChippyis;alittlebirdtoldme,\"saidMrs。ChippyHackee。
SHEledthewaytothewoodpecker\'stree,andtheylistenedatthehole。
Downbelowtherewasanoiseofnutcrackers,andafatsquirrelvoiceandathinsquirrelvoiceweresingingtogether——
\"MylittleoldmanandIfellout,Howshallwebringthismatterabout?
Bringitaboutaswellasyoucan,Andgetyougone,youlittleoldman!\"
\"Youcouldsqueezein,throughthatlittleroundhole,\"saidGoodyTiptoes。\"Yes,Icould,\"saidtheChipmunk,\"butmyhusband,ChippyHackee,bites!\"
Downbelowtherewasanoiseofcrackingnutsandnibbling;andthenthefatsquirrelvoiceandthethinsquirrelvoicesang——
\"ForthediddlumdayDaydiddledumdi!
Daydiddlediddledumday!\"
THENGoodypeepedinatthehole,andcalleddown——\"TimmyTiptoes!Ohfie,TimmyTiptoes!\"AndTimmyreplied,\"Isthatyou,GoodyTiptoes?Why,certainly!\"
HecameupandkissedGoodythroughthehole;buthewassofatthathecouldnotgetout。