第4章

Tiggy-winklewiththebundlesofclothes!

Allthewaydownthepathlittleanimalscameoutoftheferntomeetthem;theveryfirstthattheymetwerePeterRabbitandBenjaminBunny!

ANDshegavethemtheirnicecleanclothes;andallthelittleanimalsandbirdsweresoverymuchobligedtodearMrs。Tiggy-winkle。

SOthatatthebottomofthehillwhentheycametothestile,therewasnothinglefttocarryexceptLucie\'sonelittlebundle。

LUCIEscrambledupthestilewiththebundleinherhand;andthensheturnedtosay\"Good-night,\"andtothankthewasher-woman——

ButwhataVERYoddthing!

Mrs。Tiggy-winklehadnotwaitedeitherforthanksorforthewashingbill!

Shewasrunningrunningrunningupthehill——andwherewasherwhitefrilledcap?andhershawl?andhergown——andherpetticoat?

ANDhowsmallshehadgrown——andhowbrown——andcoveredwithPRICKLES!

Why!Mrs。Tiggy-winklewasnothingbutaHEDGEHOG。

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(NowsomepeoplesaythatlittleLuciehadbeenasleepuponthestile——

butthenhowcouldshehavefoundthreecleanpocket-handkinsandapinny,pinnedwithasilversafety-pin?

Andbesides——_I_haveseenthatdoorintothebackofthehillcalledCatBells——andbesides_I_amverywellacquaintedwithdearMrs。Tiggy-winkle!)

THETALEOF

GINGER&PICKLES

ONCEuponatimetherewasavillageshop。Thenameoverthewindowwas\"GingerandPickles。\"

ItwasalittlesmallshopjusttherightsizeforDolls——LucindaandJaneDoll-cookalwaysboughttheirgroceriesatGingerandPickles。

Thecounterinsidewasaconvenientheightforrabbits。GingerandPicklessoldredspottypocket-

handkerchiefsatapennythreefarthings。

Theyalsosoldsugar,andsnuffandgaloshes。

Infact,althoughitwassuchasmallshopitsoldnearlyeverything——exceptafewthingsthatyouwantinahurry——likebootlaces,hair-pinsandmuttonchops。

GingerandPickleswerethepeoplewhokepttheshop。Gingerwasayellowtom-cat,andPickleswasaterrier。

TherabbitswerealwaysalittlebitafraidofPickles。

Theshopwasalsopatronizedbymice——onlythemicewereratherafraidofGinger。

GingerusuallyrequestedPicklestoservethem,becausehesaiditmadehismouthwater。

\"Icannotbear,\"saidhe,\"toseethemgoingoutatthedoorcarryingtheirlittleparcels。\"

\"Ihavethesamefeelingaboutrats,\"repliedPickles,\"butitwouldneverdotoeatourowncustomers;theywouldleaveusandgotoTabithaTwitchit\'s。\"

\"Onthecontrary,theywouldgonowhere,\"repliedGingergloomily。

(TabithaTwitchitkepttheonlyothershopinthevillage。Shedidnotgivecredit。)

GingerandPicklesgaveunlimitedcredit。

Nowthemeaningof\"credit\"isthis——whenacustomerbuysabarofsoap,insteadofthecustomerpullingoutapurseandpayingforit——shesaysshewillpayanothertime。

AndPicklesmakesalowbowandsays,\"Withpleasure,madam,\"

anditiswrittendowninabook。

Thecustomerscomeagainandagain,andbuyquantities,inspiteofbeingafraidofGingerandPickles。

Butthereisnomoneyinwhatiscalledthe\"till。\"

Thecustomerscameincrowdseverydayandboughtquantities,especiallythetoffeecustomers。

Buttherewasalwaysnomoney;

theyneverpaidforasmuchasapennyworthofpeppermints。

Butthesaleswereenormous,tentimesaslargeasTabithaTwitchit\'s。

Astherewasalwaysnomoney,GingerandPickleswereobligedtoeattheirowngoods。

PicklesatebiscuitsandGingerateadriedhaddock。

Theyatethembycandle-lightaftertheshopwasclosed。

WhenitcametoJan。1sttherewasstillnomoney,andPickleswasunabletobuyadoglicence。

\"Itisveryunpleasant,Iamafraidofthepolice,\"saidPickles。

\"Itisyourownfaultforbeingaterrier;_I_donotrequirealicence,andneitherdoesKep,theColliedog。\"

\"Itisveryuncomfortable,IamafraidIshallbesummoned。I

havetriedinvaintogetalicenceuponcreditatthePostOffice;\"

saidPickles。\"Theplaceisfullofpoliceman。ImetoneasIwascominghome。\"

\"LetussendinthebillagaintoSamuelWhiskers,Ginger,heowes22/9forbacon。\"

\"Idonotbelievethatheintendstopayatall,\"repliedGinger。

\"AndIfeelsurethatAnnaMariapocketsthings——Whereareallthecreamcrackers?\"

\"Youhaveeatenthemyourself,\"

repliedGinger。

GingerandPicklesretiredintothebackparlour。

Theydidaccounts。Theyaddedupsumsandsums,andsums。

\"SamuelWhiskershasrunupabillaslongashistail;hehashadanounceandthree-quartersofsnuffsinceOctober。\"

\"Whatissevenpoundsofbutterat1/3,andastickofsealingwaxandfourmatches?\"

\"Sendinallthebillsagaintoeverybody\'withcompts\'\"repliedGinger。

Afteratimetheyheardanoiseintheshop,asifsomethinghadbeenpushedinatthedoor。Theycameoutofthebackparlour。Therewasanenvelopelyingonthecounter,andapolicemanwritinginanote-book!

Picklesnearlyhadafit,hebarkedandhebarkedandmadelittlerushes。

\"Bitehim,Pickles!bitehim!\"

splutteredGingerbehindasugar-

barrel,\"he\'sonlyaGermandoll!\"

Thepolicemanwentonwritinginhisnotebook;twiceheputhispencilinhismouth,andoncehedippeditinthetreacle。

Picklesbarkedtillhewashoarse。

Butstillthepolicemantooknonotice。Hehadbeadeyes,andhishelmetwassewedonwithstitches。

Atlengthonhislastlittlerush——Picklesfoundthattheshopwasempty。Thepolicemanhaddisappeared。

Buttheenveloperemained。

\"Doyouthinkthathehasgonetofetchareallivepoliceman?I

amafraiditisasummons,\"saidPickles。

\"No,\"repliedGinger,whohadopenedtheenvelope,\"itistheratesandtaxes,L319113/4。\"

\"Thisisthelaststraw,\"saidPickles,\"letusclosetheshop。\"

Theyputuptheshutters,andleft。Buttheyhavenotremovedfromtheneighbourhood。Infactsomepeoplewishtheyhadgonefurther。

Gingerislivinginthewarren。I

donotknowwhatoccupationhepursues;helooksstoutandcomfortable。

Picklesisatpresentagamekeeper。

Theclosingoftheshopcausedgreatinconvenience。TabithaTwitchitimmediatelyraisedthepriceofeverythingahalf-penny;

andshecontinuedtorefusetogivecredit。

Ofcoursetherearethetrades-

men\'scarts——thebutcher,thefishmanandTimothyBaker。

Butapersoncannotliveon\"seedwigs\"andsponge-cakeandbutter-

buns——notevenwhenthesponge-

cakeisasgoodasTimothy\'s!

AfteratimeMr。JohnDormouseandhisdaughterbegantosellpeppermintsandcandles。

Buttheydidnotkeep\"self-fittingsixes\";andittakesfivemicetocarryoneseveninchcandle。

Besides——thecandleswhichtheysellbehaveverystrangelyinwarmweather。

AndMissDormouserefusedtotakebacktheendswhentheywerebroughtbacktoherwithcomplaints。

AndwhenMrJohnDormousewascomplainedto,hestayedinbed,andwouldsaynothingbut\"verysnug;\"whichisnotthewaytocarryonaretailbusinessSoeverybodywaspleasedwhenSallyHennyPennysentoutaprintedpostertosaythatshewasgoingtore-opentheshop——

\"Henny\'sOpeningSale!Grandco-operativeJumble!Penny\'spennyprices!Comebuy,cometry,comebuy!\"

Theposterreallywasmost\'ticing。

Therewasarushupontheopeningday。Theshopwascrammedwithcustomers,andtherewerecrowdsofmiceuponthebiscuitcanisters。

SallyHennyPennygetsratherflusteredwhenshetriestocountoutchange,andsheinsistsonbeingpaidcash;butsheisquiteharmless。

Andshehaslaidinaremarkableassortmentofbargains。

Thereissomethingtopleaseeverybody。

THEEND

THESTORYOF

MISSMOPPET

THISisaPussycalledMissMoppet,shethinksshehasheardamouse!

THISistheMousepeepingoutbehindthecupboard,andmakingfunofMissMoppet。Heisnotafraidofakitten。

THISisMissMoppetjumpingjusttoolate;

shemissestheMouseandhitsherownhead。

SHEthinksitisaveryhardcupboard!

THEMousewatchesMissMoppetfromthetopofthecupboard。

MISSMOPPETtiesupherheadinaduster,andsitsbeforethefire。

THEMousethinkssheislookingveryill。Hecomesslidingdownthebell-

pull。

MISSMOPPETlooksworseandworse。TheMousecomesalittlenearer。

MISSMOPPETholdsherpoorheadinherpaws,andlooksathimthroughaholeintheduster。

TheMousecomesVERYclose。

ANDthenallofasudden——MissMoppetjumpsupontheMouse!

ANDbecausetheMousehasteasedMissMoppet——MissMoppetthinksshewillteasetheMouse;whichisnotatallniceofMissMoppet。

SHEtieshimupintheduster,andtossesitaboutlikeaball。

BUTsheforgotaboutthatholeintheduster;andwhensheuntiedit——therewasnoMouse!

HEhaswriggledoutandrunaway;andheisdancingajigonthetopofthecupboard!

THEEND

THETALEOF

MR。JEREMYFISHER

FOR

STEPHANIE

FROM

COUSINB。

ONCEuponatimetherewasafrogcalledMr。

JeremyFisher;helivedinalittledamphouseamongstthebuttercupsattheedgeofapond。

THEwaterwasallslippy-

sloppyinthelarderandinthebackpassage。

ButMr。Jeremylikedgettinghisfeetwet;nobodyeverscoldedhim,andhenevercaughtacold!

HEwasquitepleasedwhenhelookedoutandsawlargedropsofrain,splashinginthepond——

\"IWILLgetsomewormsandgofishingandcatchadishofminnowsformydinner,\"saidMr。JeremyFisher。\"IfIcatchmorethanfivefish,IwillinvitemyfriendsMr。AldermanPtolemyTortoiseandSirIsaacNewton。

TheAlderman,however,eatssalad。\"

MR。JEREMYputonamacintosh,andapairofshinygoloshes;hetookhisrodandbasket,andsetoffwithenormoushopstotheplacewherehekepthisboat。

THEboatwasroundandgreen,andveryliketheotherlily-leaves。Itwastiedtoawater-plantinthemiddleofthepond。

MR。JEREMYtookareedpole,andpushedtheboatoutintoopenwater。\"I

knowagoodplaceforminnows,\"

saidMr。JeremyFisher。

MR。JEREMYstuckhispoleintothemudandfastenedhisboattoit。

Thenhesettledhimselfcross-leggedandarrangedhisfishingtackle。Hehadthedearestlittleredfloat。Hisrodwasatoughstalkofgrass,hislinewasafinelongwhitehorse-hair,andhetiedalittlewrigglingwormattheend。

THEraintrickleddownhisback,andfornearlyanhourhestaredatthefloat。

\"Thisisgettingtiresome,IthinkIshouldlikesomelunch,\"saidMr。JeremyFisher。

HEpuntedbackagainamongstthewater-

plants,andtooksomelunchoutofhisbasket。

\"Iwilleatabutterflysandwich,andwaittilltheshowerisover,\"saidMr。

JeremyFisher。

AGREATbigwater-beetlecameupunderneaththelilyleafandtweakedthetoeofoneofhisgoloshes。

Mr。Jeremycrossedhislegsupshorter,outofreach,andwentoneatinghissandwich。

ONCEortwicesomethingmovedaboutwitharustleandasplashamongsttherushesatthesideofthepond。

\"Itrustthatisnotarat,\"

saidMr。JeremyFisher;\"I

thinkIhadbettergetawayfromhere。\"

MR。JEREMYshovedtheboatoutagainalittleway,anddroppedinthebait。

Therewasabitealmostdirectly;thefloatgaveatremendousbobbit!

\"Aminnow!aminnow!I

havehimbythenose!\"criedMr。JeremyFisher,jerkinguphisrod。

BUTwhatahorriblesurprise!Insteadofasmoothfatminnow,Mr。

JeremylandedlittleJackSharpthestickleback,coveredwithspines!

THEsticklebackflounderedabouttheboat,prickingandsnappinguntilhewasquiteoutofbreath。Thenhejumpedbackintothewater。

ANDashoalofotherlittlefishesputtheirheadsout,andlaughedatMr。

JeremyFisher。

ANDwhileMr。Jeremysatdisconsolatelyontheedgeofhisboat——suckinghissorefingersandpeeringdownintothewater——aMUCHworsethinghappened;areallyFRIGHTFULthingitwouldhavebeen,ifMr。Jeremyhadnotbeenwearingamacintosh!

AGREATbigenormoustroutcameup——ker-

pflop-p-p-p!withasplash——

anditseizedMr。Jeremywithasnap,\"Ow!Ow!Ow!\"——

andthenitturnedanddiveddowntothebottomofthepond!

BUTthetroutwassodispleasedwiththetasteofthemacintosh,thatinlessthanhalfaminuteitspathimoutagain;andtheonlythingitswallowedwasMr。Jeremy\'sgoloshes。

MR。JEREMYbounceduptothesurfaceofthewater,likeacorkandthebubblesoutofasodawaterbottle;andheswamwithallhismighttotheedgeofthepond。

HEscrambledoutonthefirstbankhecameto,andhehoppedhomeacrossthemeadowwithhismacintoshallintatters。

\"WHATamercythatwasnotapike!\"saidMr。JeremyFisher。\"Ihavelostmyrodandbasket;butitdoesnotmuchmatter,forI

amsureIshouldneverhavedaredtogofishingagain!\"

HEputsomestickingplasteronhisfingers,andhisfriendsbothcametodinner。Hecouldnotofferthemfish,buthehadsomethingelseinhislarder。

SIRISAACNEWTON

worehisblackandgoldwaistcoat,ANDMr。AldermanPtolemyTortoisebroughtasaladwithhiminastringbag。

ANDinsteadofanicedishofminnows——theyhadaroastedgrasshopperwithlady-birdsauce;whichfrogsconsiderabeautifultreat;but_I_thinkitmusthavebeennasty!

THEEND

THETALEOF

TIMMYTIPTOES

FOR

MANYUNKNOWNLITTLEFRIENDS,INCLUDINGMONICA

ONCEuponatimetherewasalittlefatcomfortablegreysquirrel,calledTimmyTiptoes。Hehadanestthatchedwithleavesinthetopofatalltree;andhehadalittlesquirrelwifecalledGoody。

TIMMYTIPTOESsatout,enjoyingthebreeze;hewhiskedhistailandchuckled——\"LittlewifeGoody,thenutsareripe;wemustlayupastoreforwinterandspring。\"

GoodyTiptoeswasbusypushingmossunderthethatch——\"Thenestissosnug,weshallbesoundasleepallwinter。\"\"Thenweshallwakeupallthethinner,whenthereisnothingtoeatinspring-time,\"repliedprudentTimothy。

WHENTimmyandGoodyTiptoescametothenutthicket,theyfoundothersquirrelsweretherealready。

Timmytookoffhisjacketandhungitonatwig;theyworkedawayquietlybythemselves。

EVERYdaytheymadeseveraljourneysandpickedquantitiesofnuts。

Theycarriedthemawayinbags,andstoredtheminseveralhollowstumpsnearthetreewheretheyhadbuilttheirnest。

WHENthesestumpswerefull,theybegantoemptythebagsintoaholehighupatree,thathadbelongedtoawood-pecker;thenutsrattleddown——down——

downinside。

\"Howshallyouevergetthemoutagain?Itislikeamoney-box!\"saidGoody。

\"Ishallbemuchthinnerbeforespring-time,mylove,\"

saidTimmyTiptoes,peepingintothehole。

THEYdidcollectquantities——becausetheydidnotlosethem!Squirrelswhoburytheirnutsinthegroundlosemorethanhalf,becausetheycannotremembertheplace。

ThemostforgetfulsquirrelinthewoodwascalledSilvertail。

Hebegantodig,andhecouldnotremember。Andthenhedugagainandfoundsomenutsthatdidnotbelongtohim;andtherewasafight。

Andothersquirrelsbegantodig,——thewholewoodwasincommotion!

UNFORTUNATELY,justatthistimeaflockoflittlebirdsflewby,frombushtobush,searchingforgreencaterpillarsandspiders。

Therewereseveralsortsoflittlebirds,twitteringdifferentsongs。

Thefirstonesang——

\"Who\'sbindigging-upMY

nuts?Who\'s-been-digging-

upMYnuts?\"

Andanothersang——\"Littlebitabreadand-NO-cheese!

Littlebit-a-breadan\'-NO-

cheese!\"

THEsquirrelsfollowedandlistened。ThefirstlittlebirdflewintothebushwhereTimmyandGoodyTiptoeswerequietlytyinguptheirbags,anditsang——\"Who\'s-

bindigging-upMYnuts?

Who\'sbeendigging-upMY-

nuts?\"

TimmyTiptoeswentonwithhisworkwithoutreplying;indeed,thelittlebirddidnotexpectananswer。Itwasonlysingingitsnaturalsong,anditmeantnothingatall。

BUTwhentheothersquirrelsheardthatsong,theyrusheduponTimmyTiptoesandcuffedandscratchedhim,andupsethisbagofnuts。

Theinnocentlittlebirdwhichhadcausedallthemischief,flewawayinafright!

Timmyrolledoverandover,andthenturnedtailandfledtowardshisnest,followedbyacrowdofsquirrelsshouting——\"Who\'s-beendigging-upMY-nuts?\"

THEYcaughthimanddraggedhimuptheverysametree,wheretherewasthelittleroundhole,andtheypushedhimin。TheholewasmuchtoosmallforTimmyTiptoes\'figure。Theysqueezedhimdreadfully,itwasawondertheydidnotbreakhisribs。\"Wewillleavehimheretillheconfesses,\"saidSilvertailSquirrel,andheshoutedintothehole——

\"Who\'s-been-digging-upMY-nuts?\"

TIMMYTIPTOESmadenoreply;hehadtumbleddowninsidethetree,uponhalfapeckofnutsbelongingtohimself。Helayquitestunnedandstill。

GOODYTIPTOESpickedupthenutbagsandwenthome。ShemadeacupofteaforTimmy;buthedidn\'tcomeanddidn\'tcome。

GoodyTiptoespassedalonelyandunhappynight。

Nextmorningsheventuredbacktothenut-bushestolookforhim;buttheotherunkindsquirrelsdroveheraway。

Shewanderedalloverthewood,calling——

\"TimmyTiptoes!TimmyTiptoes!Oh,whereisTimmyTiptoes?\"

INthemeantimeTimmyTiptoescametohissenses。

Hefoundhimselftuckedupinalittlemossbed,verymuchinthedark,feelingsore;itseemedtobeunderground。

Timmycoughedandgroaned,becausehisribshurtedhim。

Therewasachirpynoise,andasmallstripedChipmunkappearedwithanightlight,andhopedhefeltbetter?

ItwasmostkindtoTimmyTiptoes;itlenthimitsnightcap;

andthehousewasfullofprovisions。

THEChipmunkexplainedthatithadrainednutsthroughthetopofthetree——\"Besides,Ifoundafewburied!\"ItlaughedandchuckledwhenitheardTimmy\'sstory。WhileTimmywasconfinedtobed,it\'ticedhimtoeatquantities——\"ButhowshallIevergetoutthroughthatholeunlessI

thinmyself?Mywifewillbeanxious!\"\"Justanothernut——ortwonuts;letmecrackthemforyou,\"saidtheChipmunk。

TimmyTiptoesgrewfatterandfatter!

NOWGoodyTiptoeshadsettoworkagainbyherself。Shedidnotputanymorenutsintothewoodpecker\'shole,becauseshehadalwaysdoubtedhowtheycouldbegotoutagain。Shehidthemunderatreeroot;

theyrattleddown,down,down。OncewhenGoodyemptiedanextrabigbagful,therewasadecidedsqueak;

andnexttimeGoodybroughtanotherbagful,alittlestripedChipmunkscrambledoutinahurry。

\"ITisgettingperfectlyfull-

updown-stairs;thesitting-roomisfull,andtheyarerollingalongthepassage;andmyhusband,ChippyHackee,hasrunawayandleftme。

Whatistheexplanationoftheseshowersofnuts?\"

\"IamsureIbegyourpardon;Ididnotnotknowthatanybodylivedhere,\"saidMrs。

GoodyTiptoes;\"butwhereisChippyHackee?Myhusband,TimmyTiptoes,hasrunawaytoo。\"\"IknowwhereChippyis;alittlebirdtoldme,\"saidMrs。ChippyHackee。

SHEledthewaytothewoodpecker\'stree,andtheylistenedatthehole。

Downbelowtherewasanoiseofnutcrackers,andafatsquirrelvoiceandathinsquirrelvoiceweresingingtogether——

\"MylittleoldmanandIfellout,Howshallwebringthismatterabout?

Bringitaboutaswellasyoucan,Andgetyougone,youlittleoldman!\"

\"Youcouldsqueezein,throughthatlittleroundhole,\"saidGoodyTiptoes。\"Yes,Icould,\"saidtheChipmunk,\"butmyhusband,ChippyHackee,bites!\"

Downbelowtherewasanoiseofcrackingnutsandnibbling;andthenthefatsquirrelvoiceandthethinsquirrelvoicesang——

\"ForthediddlumdayDaydiddledumdi!

Daydiddlediddledumday!\"

THENGoodypeepedinatthehole,andcalleddown——\"TimmyTiptoes!Ohfie,TimmyTiptoes!\"AndTimmyreplied,\"Isthatyou,GoodyTiptoes?Why,certainly!\"

HecameupandkissedGoodythroughthehole;buthewassofatthathecouldnotgetout。