第6章

\"ThebasisofStandardEggwasnotonlyamonopolyofallthehensintheUnitedStates,butamachinecalledaSeparator,fortellingtheageandstateofaneggbymeansofimmersioninwater。Perfectlygoodeggssankfastandpassedoutthroughonedistributor;fairlyniceeggsdidnotreachthebottom,andweredrawnoffthroughanothersluice,andsoon。

Thissavedthewagesoftheeggtwirlers,whosemethodofcandlingeggs,asitwascalled,wasfarlessrapidthantheSeparator。AndwhenI

learnedthatonehouseinSt。Louisalonetwirled50,000eggsinaday,thepossibleprofitsoftheEggTrustbecamecleartome。ButtheywerenotsocleartoEthel。Shesaidthatyoucouldnotmonopolisehens。Thattheywouldalwaysbelayingeggsandputtingitinthepowerofcompetitorstohatchthembyincubators。NordidshehaveconfidenceinthePasteurisedFeeder。\'Evenifyougettheparentstoadoptit,\'shesaid,\'youcannotgetthechildren。IftheydonotlikethetasteofthemilkasitcomesoutofthebottlethroughtheFeeder,theywillsimplynottakeit。\'\"

\"\'Well,\'Ianswered,\'oldMrs。Beverlyisholdingontohers。\'\"

\"WhenIsaidthis,Ethelsatwithhermouthtight。Thensheopeneditandsaid:\'Ihatethatwoman。\'\"

\"\'Hateher?Why,youhaveneversomuchaslaideyesonher。\'\"

\"\'Thatisnotatallnecessary。Iconsideritindecentforagreyhairedwomanwithgrandchildrentobespeculatinginthestockmarketeveryweeklikearegularbullorbear。\'\"

\"EverypointinthisoutburstofEthel\'sseemedtomesounwarrantablethatIwasquitedazed。Isatlookingather,andhereyesfilledwithtears。\'OhRichard!\'sheexclaimed,\'shewillruinyou,andIhateher!\'\"

\"\'MydearEthel,\'Ireplied,\'shewillnot。Andonlyseehowyouaremakingitallupoutofyourhead。Youhaveneverseenher,butyouspeakofherasagrey-hairedgrandmother。\'\"

\"\'Shemustbe,Richard。YouhavetoldmethatMr。Beverlyisamarriedmanandaboutforty-five。Nodoubthehasoldersistersandbrothers。Butifhehasnot,hismothercanhardlybelessthansixty-five,andhehasprobablybeenmarriedforseveralyears。Hemighteasilyhaveadaughtercomingout,nextwinter,andasonatHarvardorYale;andiftheirgrandmother\'shairisnotgrey,thatisquiteasunnaturalasherspeculatinginmonopolisedeggsinthiswayatherage。Shemustbeaveryunladylikeperson。\'\"

\"Ethel,Isaw,wasexcited。ThereforeImadenomorepointofhertheoriesconcerningtheappearanceandfamilycircleofoldMrs。Beverly。

ButinjusticetomyselfIfeltobligedtoremindher,first,thatIwasinvesting,notspeculating,andsecond,thatitwasMr。Beverly\'sadviceIwasfollowing,andnotthatofhismother。\'Hadhenotspokenofher,\'

Isaid,\'Ishouldhaveremainedunawareofherexistence。\'\"

\"\'Sheisatthebottomofitallthesame,\'saidEthel。\'Everythingyouhaveboughthasbeenbecausesheboughtit。\'\"

\"\'Thatisnotquitetherightwaytoputit,\'Ireplied。\'IwaswillingtobuythesesecuritiesbecauseMr。Beverlythoughtsohighlyofthemthathefeltjustifiedin\'\"

\"\'Thereisnouse,\'interruptedEthel,\'inourgoingroundthiscircleasifwewereapairofsquirrels。Idonotaskyoutohatethatwomanformysake,butIcannotchangemyownfeeling。Doyouremember,Richard,abouttheCityofPhilippiSewerBonds?Youdidnotwanttobuythematfirst。YoutoldmeyourselfthatyouthoughtnewtownsinTexaswereapttobuzzsuddenlyandthendiebecauseallthepeoplehurriedawaytosomenewertownandleftthehousesandstoresstandingempty。ButMr。

Beverly\'smothergotsome,andallyourhesitationfled。AndnowIseethattheGulf,Galveston,andLittleRockisgoingtobuildabranchthatmaymakePhilippiaperfectlyevaporatedtown。Ifyousoldthesebondsto-day,howmuchwouldyoulose?\'\"

\"IdidnotenjoytellingEthelhowmuch,butIhadto。\'Onlyfifteenthousanddollars,\'Isaid。\"

\"\'Only!\'saidEthel。\'Well,Ihopehismotherwillloseagreatdealmorethanthat。\'\"

\"ItisseldomthatEtheltapsherfoot,butshehadbeguntotapitnow;

andthisinclinedmetoavoidanyattemptatasoothingreply,inthehopethatsilencemightprovestillmoresoothing,andthatthuswemightgetawayfromoldMrs。Beverly。\"

\"\'Shecannotpossiblybelessthansixty-five,\'Ethelpresentlyannounced。\'Andsheisfarmorelikelytobeseventy。\'\"

\"IthoughtitbesttoagreetoanyagethatEthelchosetogivetheoldlady。\"

\"\'Doyousuppose,\'Ethelcontinued,\'thatshedoesitbytelephone?\'\"

\"\'Mydearest,\'Iresponded,\'hemustdoitallforher,ofcourse,youknow。\'\"

\"\'Idoubtthatverymuch,Richard。Andshestrikesmeasbeingthesortofcharacterforwhomameretelephonewouldnotbeenoughexcitement。

Thenervesofthosepeoplerequiremoreandmorestimulantstogivethemanysensationatall。Ibelievethatshesitsinhisprivateofficeandwatchestheticker。\'\"

\"\'Whynotgiveheratickerinherbedroomwhileyouareaboutit,Ethel?\'Isuggested。\"

\"ButEthelcouldnotsmile。\'Ithinkthatisperfectlyprobable,\'sheanswered。Andthen,\'Oh,Richard,isn\'titmean!\'AtthisItookherhand,andshebutagainIabstainfromdwellinguponthosecircumstancesoftheengagedwhicharefamiliartoyouall。\"

\"ThechangeofMayintoJune,andthechangeofJuneintoJuly,didnotmellowEthel\'sbitterfeelings。IrememberthedayafterPetuniasdefaultedontheirinterestthatsheexclaimed,\'IhopeIshallnevermeether!\'WealwayscalledMr。Beverly\'smother\'she\'now。\'ForifI

weretomeether,\'continuedEthel,\'IfeelIshouldsaysomethingthatI

shouldregret。Oh,Richard,IsupposeweshallhavetogiveupthathouseonParkAvenue!\'\"

\"Iputacheerfulandeveninsularfaceonthematter,forIcouldnotbeartoseeEthelsodepressed。Butitwashardworkforme。Somefewofmyinvestmentswereevidentlygood;butitalwaysseemedasifitwasintothesethatIhadhappenedtoputnotmuchmoney,whilethebulkofmyfortunewasentangledintheothers。BesidestheusualMidsummerfaintnessthatovertakesthestockmarket,myownspecialtieswereagooddealmorethanfaint。Onthe20thofAugustItooktheafternoontraintospendmytwoweeks\'holidayatLenox;andduringmuchofthejourneyI

gazedattheWallStreeteditionoftheafternoonpaperthatIhadpurchasedasIcamethroughtheGrandCentralStation。EthelandIreaditintheevening。\"

\"\'Iwonderwhatshe\'sbuyingnow?\'saidEthel,vindictively。\"

\"\'Well,Ican\'thelpfeelingsorryforher,\'Ianswered,withasmuchofasmileasIcouldproduce。\"

\"\'Thatissounnecessary,Richard!Shecaneasilyaffordtogratifyhergamblinginstinct。\'\"

\"\'Thereyougo,Ethel,inventingmillionsforherjustasyouinventedgrandchildren。\'\"

\"\'Notatall。Unlesssheconstantlyhadmoneylyingidle,shecouldnottakethesecontinualplunges。Sheisanoldwomanwithfewexpenses,andsheliveswellwithinherincome。Youwouldhearofherentertainingifitwasotherwise。Soinsteadofconservativelyinvestinghersurplus,shemakesducksanddrakesofitinherson\'soffice。IsheatHydeParknow?\'HydeParkwaswheretheoldBeverlycountryseathadalwaysbeen。\"