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TO

MYBROTHER

JAMES

CONTENTS

ONHELL—FER—SARTAINCREEK

THROUGHTHEGAP

ATRICKO’TRADE

GRAYSON’SBABY

COURTIN’ONCUTSHIN

THEMESSAGEINTHESAND

THESENATOR’SLASTTRADE

PREACHIN’ONKINGDOM—COME

THEPASSINGOFABRAHAMSHIVERS

APURPLERHODODENDRON

ONHELL—FER—SARTAINCREEK

Tharwasadancin’—partyChristmasnighton``HellferSartain。’’Jestu’nupthefustcrickbeyondthebendthar,an’climbontoastump,an’holleraboutONCE,an’you’llseehowthenamecome。

Stranger,hit’sHELLfersartain!Well,RichHarpwastharfromthehead—

waters,an’HarveHalltotedNanceOsborncleanacrosstheCumberlan’。

FustoneudswingNance,an’thent’other。Thenthey’dtakeapullout’nthesamebottleo’moonshine,an’——fustonean’thent’other——they’dswingheragin。An’AbeShiversa—settin’tharbythefirea—bitin’histhumbs!

Well,thingswassorterwhoopin’,whensomebodyupsan’tellsHarvethatRichhadsaidsomep’n’aginNancean’him,an’somebodyupsan’

tellsRichthatHarvehadsaidsomep’n’

aginNancean’HIM。Inaminute,stranger,hitwasliketwowild—catsinthar。

Folksgot’emparted,though,buttharwasnomorea—swingin’ofNancethatnight。HarvetotedherbackovertheCumberlan’,an’Rich’skinsfolkstukhimup``HellferSartain’’;butRichgotloose,an’litoutlickety—splitferNanceOsborn’s。HeknowedHarvelivedtooferoverBlackMountaintogohomethatnight,an’heridrightacrosstheriveran’uptoNance’shouse,an’

holleredferHarve。Harvepokedhisheadout’ntheloft——heknowedwhutwaswanted——an’Harvesays,``Uh,comeinhyehan’gotobed。Hit’stoolate!’’

An’Richseedhima—gapin’likeachicken,an’inhewalked,stumblin’might’

nighaginthebedwharNancewasa—layin’,listenin’an’notsayin’aword。

Stranger,themtwofellersslepttogetherplumfrien’ly,an’theyettogetherplumfrien’lynextmornin’,an’theysa’ntereddowntothegroceryplumfrien’ly。

An’Richsays,``Harve,’’sayshe,``let’shaveadrink。’’``Allright,Rich,’’

saysHarve。An’Richsays,``Harve,’’

sayshe,``yougoout’nthatdooran’

I’llgoout’nthisdoor。’’``Allright,Rich,’’saysHarve,an’outtheywalked,steady,an’tharwastwoshootsshot,an’Richan’Harvebothdrapped,an’intenminutestheywasstretchedoutonNance’sbedan’Nancewasa—lopin’awayfertheyarbdoctor。

Thegalnussed’embothplumfaithful。

Richdidn’thevmuchtosay,an’

Harvedidn’thevmuchtosay。Nancewassorterquiet,an’Nance’smammy,oleNance,jesgrinned。Folkscomeintoaxatter’emrightpeart。AbeShiverscomecl’ar’crosstheriver——powerfulfrien’ly——an’ever’timeNanceudwalkouttothefencewithhim。Onetimeshedidn’tcomeback,an’oleNancefotchedtheboysthardinner,an’oleNancefotchedtharsupper,an’thenRichheaxedwhutwasthematterwithyoungNance。An’oleNancejessnorted。AtterawhileRichsays:

``Harve,’’sayshe,``whotol’youthatIsaidthatwordaginyouan’Nance?’’

``AbeShivers,’’saysHarve。``An’whotol’you,’’saysHarve,``thatIsaidthatwordaginNancean’YOU?’’``AbeShivers,’’

saysRich。An’bothsays,``Well,damnme!’’An’Richtu’nedrightoveran’begunpullin’strawsout’nthebed。Hegottwoout,an’hebitoneoff,an’hesays:``Harve,’’sayshe,``I

reckonwebetterdrawferhim。Theshortes’gitshim。’’An’theydrawed。

Well,nobodyeverknowedwhichgottheshortes’straw,stranger,but——

Thar’llbeadancin’—partycomin’

Christmasnighton``HellferSartain。’’

RichHarp’llbetharfromthehead—

waters。HarveHall’sa—goin’tototetheWidderShiverscleanacrosstheCumberlan’。Fustone’llswingNance,an’thent’other。Thenthey’lltakeapullout’nthesamebottleo’moonshine,an’——fustonean’thent’other——

they’llswingheragin,jesthesame。

ABEwon’tbethar。He’sa—settin’byabiggerfire,Ireckon(efheain’tinit),a—bitin’histhumbs!

THROUGHTHEGAP

Whenthistlesgoadrift,thesunsetsdownthevalleybetweenthehills;

whensnowcomes,itgoesdownbehindtheCumberlandandstreamsthroughagreatfissurethatpeoplecalltheGap。

Thenthelastlightdrenchestheparson’scottageunderImbodenHill,andleavesanafter—glowofgloryonamajesticheapthatliesagainsttheeast。

SometimesitspanstheGapwitharainbow。

StrangepeopleandstrangetalescomethroughthisGapfromtheKentuckyhills。Throughitcamethesetwo,lateoneday——amanandawoman——

afoot。Imetthematthefoot—

bridgeoverRoaringFork。

``Istharapreacheranywhararoun’

hyeh?’’heasked。IpointedtothecottageunderImbodenHill。Thegirlflushedslightlyandturnedherheadawaywitharatherunhappysmile。

Withoutaword,themountaineerledthewaytowardstown。Amomentmoreandahalf—breedMalungianpassedmeonthebridgeandfollowedthem。

AtduskthenextdayIsawthemountaineerchoppingwoodatashantyunderaclumpofrhododendronontheriver—bank。Thegirlwascookingsupperinside。Thedayfollowinghewasatworkontherailroad,andonSunday,afterchurch,Isawtheparson。

Thetwohadnotbeentohim。Onlythatafternoonthemountaineerwasonthebridgewithanotherwoman,hideouslyrougedandwithscarletribbonsflutteringfromherbonnet。Passingonbytheshanty,IsawtheMalungiantalkingtothegirl。Sheapparentlypaidnoheedtohimuntil,justashewasmovingaway,hesaidsomethingmockingly,andwithanodofhisheadbacktowardsthebridge。Shedidnotlookupeventhen,butherfacegothardandwhite,and,lookingbackfromtheroad,Isawherslippingthroughthebushesintothedrybedofthecreek,tomakesurethatwhatthehalf—breedtoldherwastrue。

ThetwomenwereworkingsidebysideontherailroadwhenIsawthemagain,butonthefirstpay—daythedoctorwascalledtoattendtheMalungian,whoseheadwassplitopenwithashovel。Iwasoneoftwowhowentouttoarresthisassailant,andIhadnoneedtoaskwhohewas。Themountaineerwasadevil,theforemansaid,andIhadtoclubhimwithapistol—buttbeforehewouldgivein。

Hesaidhewouldgetevenwithme;

buttheyallsaythat,andIpaidnoattentiontothethreat。Foraweekhewaskeptinthecalaboose,andwhenI

passedtheshantyjustafterhewassenttothecounty—seatfortrial,I

founditempty。TheMalungian,too,wasgone。Withinafortnightthemountaineerwasinthedooroftheshantyagain。Havingnoaccuser,hehadbeendischarged。Hewentbacktohiswork,andifheopenedhislipsIneverknew。EverydayIsawhimatwork,andheneverfailedtogivemeasurlylook。EveryduskIsawhiminhisdoor—way,waiting,andI

couldguessforwhat。Itwaseasytobelievethatthesternpurposeinhisfacewouldmakeitswaythroughspaceanddrawhertohimagain。

Andshedidcomebackoneday。I

hadjustlimpeddownthemountainwithasprainedankle。Acrowdofwomenwasgatheredattheedgeofthewoods,lookingwithalltheireyestotheshantyontheriver—bank。Thegirlstoodinthedoor—way。Themountaineerwascomingbackfromworkwithhisfacedown。

``Hehain’tseedheryit,’’saidone。

``He’sgoin’tokillhershore。Itol’

herhewould。Shesaidshereckonedhewould,butshedidn’tkeer。’’

ForamomentIwasparalyzedbythetragedyathand。Shewasinthedoorlookingathimwhenheraisedhishead。Foronemomenthestoodstill,staring,andthenhestartedtowardsherwithaquickenedstep。I

startedtoo,then,everystepatorture,andasIlimpedaheadshemadeagestureofterrorandbackedintotheroombeforehim。Thedoorclosed,andIlistenedforapistol—shotandascream。Itmusthavebeendonewithaknife,Ithought,andquietly,forwhenIwaswithintenpacesofthecabinheopenedthedooragain。Hisfacewasverywhite;heheldonehandbehindhim,andhewasnervouslyfumblingathischillwiththeother。

AshesteppedtowardsmeIcaughtthehandleofapistolinmysidepocketandwaited。Helookedatmesharply。

``Didyousaythepreacherlivedupthar?’’heasked。

``Yes,’’Isaid,breathlessly。

Inthedoor—wayjustthenstoodthegirlwithabonnetinherhand,andatanodfromhimtheystartedupthehilltowardsthecottage。Theycamedownagainafterawhile,hestalkingahead,andshe,afterthemountainfashion,behind。AndafterthisfashionIsawthematsunsetnextdaypassoverthebridgeandintothemouthoftheGapwhencetheycame。ThroughthisGapcomestrangepeopleandstrangetalesfromtheKentuckyhills。

Overit,sometimes,isthespanofarainbow。

ATRICKO’TRADE

Stranger,I’maseparATEman,an’I

don’tinQUIZiteintonoman’sbusiness;

butyouaxmestraight,an’Itellyestraight:YouwatcholeTom!

Now,I’lltakeoleTomPerkins’wordaginanybody’s’ceptin’whenhitcomestoahosstradeurapieceo’land。Ferinthetrickso’sech,oleTom’lows——

well,hit’sdiff’ent;an’Ireckon,stranger,ashowhitsorteris。Hewasa—stayin’

atTom’shouse,thefurrinerwas,a—dickerin’

ferapieceo’lan’——thesamepiece,mebbe,thatyou’reatternow——

an’Tomkeepshimtharferaweektobeathimout’nadollar,an’thenwon’tlethimpaynaryacentferhisboa’d。

Now,stranger,that’sTom。

Well,AbeShiverswasa—workin’ferTom——you’veheerdtello’Abe——an’

thefurrinerwasn’tmore’nhalfgoneaforeTomseedthatAbewasuptosomeofhisdevilMINT。AbekinhatchupmoredevilMINTinaminitthanSatanhisselfkininaweek;soTomjesgotAbeout’nthestableunderahoe—handle,an’tol’himtotellthewholethingstraighturhe’dhavetogotogloryrightthar。An’Abetol’!

’PearslikeAbehadfoun’astreako’

ironoreonthelan’,an’hadrackedhisjinnyrightdowntoHazlanan’tol’thefurriner,whowasthara—buyin’wildlandsrightan’left。Co’se,Abewasgoin’tomakethefurrinerwhackupfergittin’thelan’socheap。Well,brother,thefurrinercomeuptoTom’san’gotTomintooneo’themnew—

fangledtradeswhutthefurrinerscallsaoption——t’otherfellerkingitout’nhit,butyoucan’t。Thefurriner’lowedhe’dsendhispodneruptharnextdaytoputthethinginwritin’an’closeupthetrade。HitlookedlikeoleTomwasketchedfershore,an’efTomdidn’tra’r,I’dtellaman。Hejesletthathoe—

handledraponAbefer’bouthaffenhour,jestogivehimtimetostudy,an’

nextdaytharwasoleToma—settin’

onhisorchardfencea—lookin’mightyunknowin’,whenthefurriner’spodnercomea—prancin’upan’axedefoldTomPerkinslivedthar。

OleTomjeswhispers。

Now,Icleanfergottotellye,stranger,thatAbeShiversnuvercouldtalkoutloud。Hetol’somanyliesthattheLawd——jestomakethingseven——sorterfixedAbe,Ireckon,sohecouldn’tlieonmore’nonesideo’theriveratatime。OleTomjesknowedt’otherfurrinerhadtol’thisun’boutAbe,an,’

shore’nough,thefellersays,sortersoft,sayshe:

``Aw,youairthefellerwhutfoun’

theore?’’

OleTom——makin’likehewasAbe,mindye——jeswhispers:``Tharhain’tnonethar。’’

Stranger,thefellermos’felloff’nhishoss。``Whut?’’sayshe。OleTomkep’

a—whisperin’:``Tharhain’tnocoal——

nonothing;oleTomPerkinsmademetellt’otherfurrinerthemlies。’’

Well,sir,thefellerWASmad。``JeswhutItol’thatfoolpodnerofmine,’’

hesays,an’hepulloutadollaran’giveshittoTom。Tomjessticksouthishan’withhisthum’turnedinjesso,an’thefurrinersays,``Well,efyoucan’ttalk,youkinmakepurtydamngoodsigns’’;butheforksoverfourmo’dollars(he’lowedoleTomhadsavedhimapileo’money),an’turnshishossan’

pullsupagin。Hewasa—gittin’thelandsodurnedcheapthatIreckonhejeshatedtolethitgo,an’hesays,sayshe:

``Well,hain’tthegroun’rich?Won’thitraisenotabaccynurcornnurnothin’?’’

OleTomjeswhispers:

``Totellyouthep’int—blanktruth,stranger,thatland’ssodurnedporethatIhain’tnuverbeenabletoraisemyvoice。’’

Now,brother,I’maseparATEman,an’Idon’tinQUIZiteintonoman’sbusiness——

butyouaxmestraightan’Itellyestraight。OleTomPerkinskintradewithfurriners,ferhehavel’arnedtheirways。YouwatcholeTom!

GRAYSON’SBABY

ThefirstsnowsiftedinthroughtheGapthatnight,andina``shack’’ofoneroomandalowloftamanwasdead,awomanwassicktodeath,andfourchildrenwerebarelyalive;andnobodyevenknew。Fortheywerehillpeople,whosicken,suffer,andsometimesdie,likeanimals,andmakenonoise。

Grayson,theVirginian,comingdownfromthewoodsthatmorning,sawthebig—heartedlittledoctoroutsidethedooroftheshack,walkingupanddown,withhishandsinhispockets。HewaswhistlingsoftlywhenGraysongotnear,and,withoutstopping,pointedwithhisthumbwithin。Theoldestboysatstolidlyontheonechairintheroom,hislittlebrotherwasonthefloorhardby,andbothwerehuggingagreasystove。Thelittlegirlwaswithhermotherinthebed,bothalmostoutofsightunderaheapofquilts。Thebabywasinacradle,withitsfaceuncovered,whetherdeadorasleepGraysoncouldnottell。Apinecoffinwasbehindthedoor。Itwouldnothavebeenpossibletoaddtothedisorderoftheroom,andtheatmospheremadeGraysongasp。Hecameoutlookingwhite。Thefirstmantoarrivethereaftertookawaytheeldestboy,awomanpickedthebabygirlfromthebed,andachildlessyoungcoupletookupthepallidlittlefellowonthefloor。Thesewerestep—children。Thebabyboythatwasleftwasthewoman’sown。Nobodycameforthat,andGraysonwentinagainandlookedatitalongwhile。Solittle,sooldahumanfacehehadneverseen。Thebrowwaswrinkledaswithcenturiesofpain,andthelittledrawnmouthlookedasthoughthespiritwithinhadfoughtitsinheritancewithoutamurmur,andwouldfightonthatwaytotheend。ItwasthepluckofthefacethatdrewGrayson。``I’lltakeit,’’hesaid。Thedoctorwasnotwithouthissenseofhumoreventhen,buthenodded。``Cradleandall,’’hesaid,gravely。AndGraysonputbothononeshoulderandwalkedaway。

Hehadlostthepowerofgivingfurthersurpriseinthattown,andhadhemeteverymanheknew,notoneofthemwouldhavefeltatlibertytoaskhimwhathewasdoing。AnhourlaterthedoctorfoundthechildinGrayson’sroom,andGraysonstilllookingatit。

``Isitgoingtolive,doctor?’’

Thedoctorshookhishead。``Doubtful。

Lookatthecolor。It’sstarved。

There’snothingtodobuttowatchitandfeedit。Youcandothat。’’

SoGraysonwatchedit,withafascinationofwhichhewashardlyconscious。Neverforoneinstantdiditslookchange——thequiet,unyieldingendurancethatnofaithandnophilosophycouldeverbringtohim。Itwasidealcourage,thatlook,toaccepttheinevitablebuttofightitjustthatway。Halfthelittlemountaintownwastalkingnextday——thatsuchatragedywaspossiblebythepublicroad—side,withreliefwithinsoundofthebaby’scry。Theoldestboywasleaststarved。Mightmaderightinanextremitylikehis,andtheboyhadtakencareofhimself。Theyoungcouplewhohadthesecondladinchargesaidtheyhadbeenwakenedatdaylightthenextmorningbysomenoiseintheroom。Lookingup,theysawthelittlefellowatthefireplacebreakinganegg。Hehadbuiltafire,hadgoteggsfromthekitchen,andwascookinghisbreakfast。Thelittlegirlwasmischievousandcheeryinspiteofherbadplight,andnobodyknewofthebabyexceptGraysonandthedoctor。

Graysonwouldletnobodyelsein。Assoonasitwaswellenoughtobepeevishandtocry,hetookitbacktoitsmother,whowasstillabed。Along,darkmountaineerwasthere,ofwhomthewomanseemedhalfafraid。HefollowedGraysonoutside。

``Say,podner,’’hesaid,withanunpleasantsmile,``yedon’tgouptoCracker’sNeckfernothin’,doye?’’

ThewomanhadlivedatCracker’sNeckbeforesheappearedattheGap,anditdidnotcometoGraysonwhatthemanmeantuntilhewashalf—waytohisroom。Thenheflushedhotandwheeledbacktothecabin,butthemountaineerwasgone。

``Tellthatfellowhehadbetterkeepoutofmyway,’’hesaidtothewoman,whounderstood,andwantedtosaysomething,butnotknowinghow,noddedsimply。Inafewdaystheotherchildrenwentbacktothecabin,anddayandnightGraysonwenttoseethechild,untilitwasoutofdanger,andafterwards。

Itwasnotlongbeforethewomenintowncomplainedthatthemotherwasungrateful。Whentheysentthingstoeattohertheservantbroughtbackwordthatshehadcalledout,```Setthemoverthar,’withoutsomuchasathanky。’’Onemessagewasthat``shedidn’wantnosecond—handvictualsfromnobody’stable。’’Somebodysuggestedsendingthefamilytothepoor—house。

Themothersaid``she’dgooutonhercrutchesandhoecornfust,andthatthepeoplewhotalked’boutsendin’hertothepo’—househadbettersavetheirbreathtomakeprayerswith。’’Onedayshewashiredtodosomewashing。Themistressofthehousehappenednottoriseuntilteno’clock。Nextmorningthemountainwomandidnotappearuntilthathour。``Shewasn’tgoin’toworkalickwhilethatwomanwasa—layin’inbed,’’shesaid,frankly。Andwhentheladywentdowntown,shetoodisappeared。Norwouldshe,sheexplainedtoGrayson,``whilethatwomanwasa—struttin’thestreets。’’

Afterthat,onebyone,theyletheralone,andthewomanmadenotawordofcomplaint。Withinaweekshewasworkinginthefields,whensheshouldhavebeenbackinbed。Theresultwasthatthechildsickenedagain。

Theoldlookcamebacktoitsface,andGraysonwastherenightandday。

HewashavingtroubleoutinKentuckyaboutthistime,andhewenttotheBlueGrassprettyoften。Always,however,heleftmoneywithmetoseethatthechildwasproperlyburiedifitshoulddiewhilehewasgone;andoncehetelegraphedtoaskhowitwas。Hesaidhewassometimesafraidtoopenmylettersforfearthatheshouldreadthatthebabywasdead。ThechildknewGrayson’svoice,hisstep。Itwouldgotohimfromitsownmother。Whenitwassickestandlyingtorpiditwouldmovetheinstanthesteppedintotheroom,and,whenhespoke,wouldholdoutitsthinarms,withoutopeningitseyes,andforhoursGraysonwouldwalkthefloorwiththetroubledlittlebabyoverhisshoulder。Ithoughtseveraltimesitwoulddiewhen,ononetrip,Graysonwasawayfortwoweeks。Onemidnight,indeed,Ifoundthemothermoaning,andthreefemaleharpiesaboutthecradle。Thebabywasdyingthistime,andIranbackforaflaskofwhiskey。Tenminuteslatewiththewhiskeythatnightwouldhavebeentoolate。Thebabygottoknowmeandmyvoiceduringthatfortnight,butitwasstillindangerwhenGraysongotback,andwewenttoseeittogether。Itwasveryweak,andwebothleanedoverthecradle,fromeitherside,andIsawthepityandaffection——yes,hungry,half—shamedaffection——inGrayson’sface。Thechildopeneditseyes,lookedfromonetotheother,andheldoutitsarmstoME。Graysonshouldhaveknownthatthechildforgot——thatitwouldforgetitsownmother。Heturnedsharply,andhisfacewasalittlepale。Hegavesomethingtothewoman,andnottillthendidInoticethathersoftblackeyesneverlefthimwhilehewasinthecabin。Thechildgotwell;butGraysonneverwenttotheshackagain,andhesaidnothingwhenIcameinonenightandtoldhimthatsomemountaineer——along,darkfellow—hadtakenthewoman,thechildren,andthehouseholdgodsoftheshackbackintothemountains。

``Theydon’tgrievelong,’’Isaid,``thesepeople。’’

ButlongafterwardsIsawthewomanagainalongthedustyroadthatleadsintotheGap。ShehadheardoverinthemountainsthatGraysonwasdead,andhadwalkedfortwodaystolearnifitwastrue。IpointedbacktowardsBeeRock,andtoldherthathehadfallenfromacliffbackthere。Shedidnotmove,nordidherlookchange。Moreover,shesaidnothing,and,beinginahurry,Ihadtorideon。

Atthefoot—bridgeoverRoaringForkIlookedback。Thewomanwasstillthere,underthehotmid—daysunandinthedustoftheroad,motionless。

COURTIN’ONCUTSHIN

Hitwasthisway,stranger。Whenhitcomestohandlin’arightpeertgal,JebSomersairabouttheporestmanonFryin’Pan,Ireckon;an’PollyAnnSturgillhavegotthevineg’resttongueonCutshinoranyothercrick。

SotheboysoveronFryin’Panmadeituptogit’emtogether。AbeShivers——you’veheerdtello’Abe——

tol’JebthatPollyAnnhadseedhiminHazlan(whichshehadn’t,ofco’se),an’hadsaidp’int—blankthathewasthelikeliestfellershe’dseedinthemmountains。An’hetol’PollyAnnthatJebwasravin’crazy’bouther。

Thepuremiseryofitjesmadehimplumbdelirious,Abesaid;an’’fPollyAnnwantedtofindhermatchferlanguigean’talkin’outpeert——well,shejesoughttostrikeJebSomers。Factis,stranger,JebSomersairmight’nighaidgit;butJeb’lowedhe’drackrightoveronCutshinan’setupwithPollyAnnSturgill;an’AbetellsPollyAnnthekingbeeaircomin’。An’PollyAnn’scousin,NanceOsborn,comesoverfromHellferSartain(whutrunsintoKingdom—Come)tostayallnightan’seethefun。

Now,Ihain’tbeena—raftin’logsdowntothesettlemintso’Kaintuckfernighontotwentyyearfernothin’,An’Iknowgallivantin’isdiff’entwithusmountainfellersan’youfurriners,inthepremises,anyways,asthemlawyersuptocourtsays;thoughIreckonhit’spurtymuchthesameatterthepremisesisover。Wharyousays``courtin’,’’now,wesays``talkin’

to。’’SallieSpurlockoveronFryin’

Panisa—talkin’toJimHowardnow。

Sallie’ssisterhain’tnuvertalkedtonoman。An’wharyousays``makin’acallonayounglady,’’wesays``settin’

upwithagal’’!An’,stranger,wedoesit。Wehain’tgotmore’noneroomhardlyeverinthesemountains,an’

we’rejesobleegedtosetuptodoanycourtin’atall。

Well,yougoovertoSallie’stostayallnightsometime,an’purtysoonattersupperJimHowardcomesin。

Theolemanan’theolewomangoestobed,an’thechil’unan’yougotobed,an’efyoukeepsoneeyeopenyou’llseeJim’scheeran’Sallie’scheera—movin’purtysoon,tilltheygetsplumbtogether。Then,stranger,hitbegins。NowIwantyetounderstandthatsettin’upmeansbusiness。Wedon’t’lownofoolishnessinthesemountains;an’’ftwofellershappenstomeetatthesamehouse,theyjesmakesthegalsaywhichoneshelikesbest,an’t’otheronegits!Well,you’llseeJimputhisarm’roundSallie’sneckan’whisperalongwhile——jesso。Mebbeyou’venoticedwhutfellersusmountainfolksairferwhisperin’。You’veseedfellersa—whisperin’alloverHazlanoncourtday,hain’tye?OleTomPerkins’llputhisarmaroun’yo’

neckan’whisperinyo’yearefhe’stenmileout’nthewoods。Ireckonthar’sjessomuchdevilminta—goin’oninthesemountains,folksisnaturelyafeerdtotalkoutloud。

Well,Jimlet’sgoan’Sallieputsherarmaroun’Jim’sneckan’whispersalongwhile——jesso;an’’fyouhappentowakeupanywhartotwoo’clockinthemornin’you’llseejesthata—goin’

on。Brother,that’ssettin’up。

Well,JebSomers,asIwasa—sayin’

inthepremises,’lowedhe’drackrightoveronCutshinan’setupwithPollyAnncomin’Christmasnight。An’AbetellsPollyAnnJebsaysheaimstohaveherferaChristmasgiftaforemornin’。PollyAnnjessniffedsorter,butyouknowwomenfolksairalwaysmightyambitiousjestoSEEafelleranyways,’fhe’sa—pinin’fer’em。SoJebcome,an’Jebwasfixedupnowfittin’tokill。Jebhadhishairoileddownnicean’slick,andhismustachewasjesblackaspowdercouldmakehit。Naturelyhitwasred;butafellercan’tdonothin’inthesemountainswitharedmustache;an’Jebhadabigblackribbontiedinthebutto’

thebigges’pistolAbeShiverscouldborrerferhim——hitwasabadgeo’

deathan’deestructiontohisenemies,Abesaid,an’ItellyeJebdidlooklikeaman。Heneveropenedhismouthatterhesays``howdy’’——Jebneverdoessaynothin’;Jeb’soneo’

themfellerswhuthidestharlacko’

brainsbya—lookin’solemnan’a—keepin’

still,butthardon’tnobodysaymuchtelltheolefolksairgonetobed,an’

PollyAnnjes’lowedJebwasa—waitin’。

Factis,stranger,AbeShivershadgotJebaleetledisguisedbyliquer,an’hedidlookfatan’sassy,efhecouldn’ttalk,a—settin’overinthecornera—

plunkin’thebanjeran’a—knockin’off``Sour—woodMountain’’an’``Jinnygitaroun’’’an’``SoapsudsovertheFence。’’

``Chickensa—crowin’onSour—woodMountain,Heh—o—dee—um—dee—eedy—dahdy—dee!

Gityo’dawgsan’we’llgohuntin’,Heh—o—dee—um—dee—eedy—dahdy—dee!’’

An’whenJebcomesto``I’vegotagalattheheado’theholler,Heh—o—dee—um—dee—eedy—dahdy—dee!’’

hejesturnsoneeye’roundonPollyAnn,an’thenswingshischinaroun’asthoughhedidn’tgiveacussfernothin’。

``Shewon’tcome,an’Iwon’tfoller,Heh—o—dee—um—dee—eedy—dahdy—dee!’’

Well,sir,NanceseedthatPollyAnnwasa—eyin’Jebsorto’flusteredlike,an’shecomemight’nighsplittin’righttharan’a—sp’ilin’thefun,fersheknowedwhataskeeryfoolJebwas。

An’whentheolefolksgoestobed,Nancelaystharunderaquilta—watchin’

an’a—listenin’。Well,Jebknowedthepremises,efhecouldn’ttalk,an’

purtysoonNanceheerdJeb’scheercreakaleetle,an’shesays,Jeb’sa—

comin’,andJebwas;an’PollyAnn’lowedJebwasjesaleetleTOOresolutean’quick—like,an’shegotherhandreadytogivehimonelickanywaysferbein’sobrigaty。Idon’tknowasshe’d’a’hithimmore’nONCE。Jebhadafarm,an’PollyAnn——well,PollyAnnwasa—gittin’along。ButPollyAnnsottharjesasthoughshedidn’tknowJebwasa—comin’,an’Jebstoppedoncean’says,``Youhain’tgotnothin’aginme,hasye?’’

An’PollyAnnsays,sorterquick,``Naw;efIhad,I’dpushit。’’

Well,Jebmos’felloffhischeer,when,efhehadn’tbeensechaskeeryidgit,he’d’a’knowedthatPollyAnnwasplainopenan’sheta—biddin’ferhim。

Buthesottharlikeaknotonalogferhaffenhour,an’thenherickollected,I

reckon,thatAbehadtol’himPollyAnnwaspepperyan’hemustn’tmind,ferJebbeguna—movin’ag’intillhewasslam—bangaginPollyAnn’scheer。An’

tharhesotlikeapunkin,notsayin’awordnurdoin’nothin’。An’whilePollyAnnwasa—wonderin’efhewasgoneplumbcrazy,blamemeefthatdurnedfooldidn’tturnroun’tothatpepperygalan’say,``Booh,PollyAnn!’’

Well,Nancehadtostuffthebedquiltinhermouthrightthartokeepfromhollerin’outloud,ferPollyAnn’shandwasa—hangin’downbythecheer,jesa—waitin’ferajob,andNanceseedthefingersa—twitchin’。An’Jebwaitsanotherhaffenhouran’Jebsays,``Ortern’tIbekilled?’’

``Whutfer?’’saysPollyAnn,sortersharp。

An’Jebsays,``Ferbein’sodevilish。’’

Well,brother,Nancesnortedrightoutthar,an’PollyAnnSturgill’shandrizupjesonce;an’I’veheerdJebSomerssaythenexttimehejumpsouto’theFryin’Panhe’sa—goin’totakehell—

fire’stido’Cutshinferaplacetolight。

THEMESSAGEINTHESAND

Stranger,youfurrinersdon’tnuverseemtoconsiderthatawomanhasalwaysgotthedeviltofightintwopeopleatonce!Hit’stwoaginone,I

tellye,an’hithain’tfa’r。

That’swhatIsaidmore’ntwoyearago,whenRosieBranhamwasa—layin’

uptharatDaveHall’s,whitean’mos’

dead。An’,GOD,boys,Isays,thatleetlethingintharbyhershorelycan’tbetoblame。

Tharhain’tbeenawordaginRosiesence;an’,stranger,Ireckontharnuverwillbe。Fer,whilethegalhain’tgothideo’kithorkin,tharairtwofellersuphyehsorterlookin’atterRosie;an’

oneof’emistheshootin’es’manonthiscrick,Ireckon,’ceptone;an’,stranger,that’st’other。

Rosiekep’hermouthshetferalongwhile;an’Ireckonashowthefeller’lowedshewasn’tgoin’totell。Co’sethewomanfolksgothitout’nher——theyal’aysgitswhuttheywant,asyouknow——an’tharthesorrycusswas——a—livin’

uptharintheBend,jesaroun’thatbluffo’lorrelyander,a—lookin’pious,an’

a—singin’,an’a—sayin’Amenlouder’nanybodywhentharwasmeetin’。

Well,myboyJiman’aloto’fellersjeswentupferhimrightaway。Idon’tknowastheboyswould’a’killedhimEXACTLYeftheyhadkotchedhim,thoughtheymought;buttheygotAbeShivers,astol’thefellertheywasa—comin’——

you’veheardtello’Abe—an’theymos’

beatAbrahamShiverstodeath。Stranger,thesorrycusswasDave。Rosiehadn’tnodaddyan’nomammy;an’

shewasjesa—workin’atDave’sferhervictualsan’clo’es。’Pearsliketheporegalwasjestrickedintoevil。Lookedlikeshewassorter’witched——an’anyways,stranger,shewasafightin’SataninHERSELF,aswellasinDave。Hitwastwoaginone,Itellye,an’hitwasn’tfa’r。

Co’setheyturnedRosierightoutintheroadIhain’tgotawordtosayaginDave’swifeferthat;an’atterawhiletheboysletsDavecomeback,totakekeero’hisolemammy,ofco’se,butItellyeDave’sa—playin’apurtylonesometune。HekeepspurtyshyYIT。

Hedon’tnuversa’nterdownthisway。

’Pearslikehedon’tseemtothinkhit’shealthyferhimdownhyeh,an’IreckonDave’sright。

Rosie?Oh,well,IsortertukRosieinmyself。Yes,she’sbeenlivin’tharintheshackwithmean’myboyJim,an’the——Why,tharheisnow,stranger。

That’shima—wallerin’outtharintheroad。Doyoureckonthar’dbeasinglethingaginthatleetlecussefhehadtostan’uponJedgmentDayjesasheisnow?

Lookhyeh,stranger,whutyoureckontheLawdkep’a—writin’tharonthegroun’thatdaywhenthemfellerswasa—pesterin’him’boutthatporewoman?

Don’tyoujesknowhewasawritin’

’boutsechasHIM——an’Rosie?Itellye,brother,hewrittharjeswhatI’mal’aysa—sayin’。

Hithain’tthewoman’sfault。Isaiditmore’ntwoyearago,whenRosiewasuptharatoleDave’s,an’Isaidityestiddy,whenmyboyJimcometomean’’lowedashowheaimedtotakeRosiedowntotownto—dayan’

gitmarried。

``Youricollect,dad,’’saysJim,``hermammy?’’

``Yes,Jim,’’Isays;``allthebetterreasonnottobetoohardonRosie。’’

I’ma—lookin’fer’embothbackrightnow,stranger;an’efyouwill,I’llbemightygladtohaveyestayrighthyehtotheinfairthisverynight。TharnuverwasawordaginRosieafore,tharhain’tbeensence,an’youkinrideupan’downthisrivertillthecracko’dooman’you’llnuverhearawordaginherag’in。Fer,asItol’you,myboy,Jimistheshoot—

in’es’felleronthiscrick,Ireckon,’ceptONE,an’,stranger,that’sME!