Contents:
HANDSOMEISASHANDSOMEDOES
LOTHOW,orTHEADVENTURESOFAYOUNGGENTLEMANINSEARCHOFARELIGION
MUCK-A-MUCK,AMODERNINDIANNOVEL,AFTERJAMESFENIMORECOOPER
TERENCEDENVILLE
SELINASEDILIA
THENINETY-NINEGUARDSMEN[AFTERTHETHREEMUSKETEERS,BYDUMAS]
MISSMIX[AFTERCHARLOTTEBRONTE]
GUYHEAVYSTONE;OR,\"ENTIRE。\"
MR。MIDSHIPMANBREEZY
JOHNJENKINS;OR,THESMOKERREFORMED
NOTITLE[AFTERWILKECOLLINS]
Contains:
MARYJONES’SNARRATIVE
THESLIMYOUNGMAN’SSTORY
NO。27LIMEHOUSEROAD
COUNTMOSCOW’SNARRATIVE
DR。DIGGS’SSTATEMENT
MARYMCGILLUP,ASOUTHERNNOVEL,AFTERBELLEBOYD
HANDSOMEISASHANDSOMEDOES。
BYCH——SR——DE。
CHAPTERI。
TheDoddsweredead。FortwentyyeartheyhadsleptunderthegreengravesofKitterychurchyard。Thetownfolkstillspokeofthemkindly。Thekeeperofthealehouse,whereDavidhadsmokedhispipe,regrettedhimregularly,andMistressKitty,Mrs。Dodd’smaid,whosetrimfigurealwayslookedwellinhermistress’sgowns,wasinconsolable。TheHardinswereinAmerica。Rabywasaristocraticallygouty;Mrs。Raby,religious。Briefly,then,wehavedisposedof——
1。Mr。andMrs。Dodd(dead)。
2。Mr。andMrs。Hardin(translated)。
3。Raby,baronetfemme。(YetIdon’tknowabouttheformer;hecameofalong-livedfamily,andthegoutisanuncertaindisease。)
Wehaveactiveatthepresentwriting(placeauxdames)——
1。LadyCarolineCoventry,nieceofSirFrederick。
2。FaradayHuxleyLittle,sonofHenryandGraceLittle,deceased。
Sequiturtotheabove,AHEROANDHEROINE。
CHAPTERII。
Onthedeathofhisparents,FaradayLittlewastakentoRabyHall。
Inacceptinghisguardianship,Mr。Rabystruggledstoutlyagainsttwoprejudices:Faradaywasplain-lookingandsceptical。
\"Handsomeisashandsomedoes,sweetheart,\"pleadedJael,intercedingfortheorphanwitharmsthatwerestillbeautiful。
\"Dearknows,itisnothisfaultifhedoesnotlooklike——hisfather,\"sheaddedwithagreatgulp。Jaelwasawoman,andvindicatedherwomanhoodbyneverentirelyforgivingaformerrival。
\"It’snotthatalone,madam,\"screamedRaby,\"but,d——mit,thelittlerascal’sascientist,——anatheist,aradical,ascoffer!
DisbelievesintheBible,ma’am;isfullofthisDarwinianstuffaboutnaturalselectionanddescent。Descent,forsooth!Inmyday,madam,gentlemenwerecontenttotracetheirancestorsbacktogentlemen,andnotto——monkeys!\"
\"Dearheart,theboyisclever,\"urgedJael。
\"Clever!\"roaredRaby;\"whatdoesagentlemanwantwithcleverness?\"
CHAPTERIII。
YoungLittleWASclever。Atsevenhehadconstructedatelescope;
atnine,aflying-machine。Attenhesavedavaluablelife。
NorwoodParkwastheadjacentestate,——alordlydomaindottedwithreddeerandblacktrunks,butscrupulouslykeptwithgravelledroadsashardandblueassteel。ThereLittlewasstrollingonesummermorning,meditatingonanewtopwithconcealedsprings。Atalittledistancebeforehimhesawtheflutteroflaceandribbons。Ayounglady,averyyounglady,——sayofsevensummers,——
trickedoutinthecryingabominationsofthepresentfashion,stoodbesidealowbush。Hernursery-maidwasnotpresent,possiblyowingtothefactthatJohnthefootmanwasalsoabsent。
SuddenlyLittlecametowardsher。\"Excuseme,butdoyouknowwhatthoseberriesare?\"Hewaspointingtothelowbushfilledwithdarkclustersofshining——suspiciouslyshining——fruit。
\"Certainly;theyareblueberries。\"
\"Pardonme;youaremistaken。Theybelongtoquiteanotherfamily。\"
MissImpudencedrewherselfuptoherfullheight(exactlythreefeetnineandahalfinches),and,curlinganeightofaninchofscarletlip,said,scornfully。\"YOURfamily,perhaps。\"
FaradayLittlesmiledinthesuperiorityofboyhoodovergirlhood。
\"Ialludetotheclassification。Thatplantisthebelladonna,ordeadlynightshade。Itsalkaloidisanarcoticpoison。\"
Saucinessturnedpale。\"I——have——just——eaten——some!\"Andbegantowhimper。\"Odear,whatshallIdo?\"Thendidit,i。e。wrunghersmallfingersandcried。
\"Pardonmeonemoment。\"Littlepassedhisarmaroundherneck,andwithhisthumbopenedwidelythepatrician-veinedlidsofhersweetblueeyes。\"ThankHeaven,thereisyetnodilationofthepupil;
itisnottoolate!\"Hecastarapidglancearound。Thenozzleandaboutthreefeetofgardenhoselaynearhim。
\"Openyourmouth,quick!\"
Itwasapretty,kissablemouth。ButyoungLittlemeantbusiness。
Heputthenozzledownherpinkthroatasfarasitwouldgo。
\"Now,don’tmove。\"
Hewrappedhishandkerchiefaroundahoopstick。Thenheinsertedbothintheotherendofthestiffhose。Itfittedsnugly。Heshoveditinandthendrewitback。
Natureabhorsavacuum。Theyoungpatricianwasasamenabletothislawasthechildofthelowestpeasant。
Shesuccumbed。Itwasalloverinaminute。Thensheburstintoasmallfury。
\"Younasty,bad——UGLYboy。\"
YoungLittlewinced,butsmiled。
\"Stimulants,\"hewhisperedtothefrightenednursery-maidwhoapproached;\"goodevening。\"Hewasgone。
CHAPTERIV。
ThebreachbetweenyoungLittleandMr。Rabywasslowlywidening。
LittlefoundobjectionablefeaturesintheHall。\"Thisblackoakceilingandwainscoatingisnotashealthfulasplaster;besides,itabsorbsthelight。Thebedroomceilingistoolow;theElizabethanarchitectsknewnothingofventilation。Thecolorofthatoakpanellingwhichyouadmireisduetoanexcessofcarbonandtheexuviafromtheporesofyourskin——\"
\"Leavethehouse,\"bellowedRaby,\"beforetherooffallsonyoursacrilegioushead!\"
AsLittleleftthehouse,LadyCarolineandahandsomeboyofaboutLittle’sageentered。LadyCarolinerecoiled,andthen——blushed。
Littleglared;heinstinctivelyfeltthepresenceofarival。
CHAPTERV。
Littleworkedhard。Hestudiednightandday。Infiveyearshebecamealecturer,thenaprofessor。
Hesoaredashighastheclouds,hedippedaslowasthecellarsoftheLondonpoor。HeanalyzedtheLondonfog,andfoundittwopartssmoke,onedisease,oneunmentionableabominations。Hepublishedapamphlet,whichwasviolentlyattacked。Thenheknewhehaddonesomething。
ButhehadnotforgottenCaroline。HewaswalkingonedayintheZoologicalGardensandhecameuponaprettypicture,——fleshandbloodtoo。
LadyCarolinefeedingbunstothebears!Anexquisitethrillpassedthroughhisveins。Sheturnedhersweetfaceandtheireyesmet。Theyrecollectedtheirfirstmeetingsevenyearsbefore,butitwashisturntobeshyandtimid。Wonderfulpowerofageandsex!Shemethimwithperfectself-possession。
\"Wellmeant,butindigestibleIfear\"(healludedtothebuns)。
\"Acleverpersonlikeyourselfcaneasilycorrectthat\"(she,theslyboots,wasthinkingofsomethingelse)。
Inafewmomentstheywerechattinggayly。Littleeagerlydescanteduponthedifferentanimals;shelistenedwithdeliciousinterest。Anhourglideddelightfullyaway。
Afterthissunshine,clouds。
TothemsuddenlyenteredMr。Rabyandahandsomeyoungman。Thegentlemenbowedstifflyandlookedvicious,——astheyfelt。Theladyofthisquartettesmiledamiably,asshedidnotfeel。
\"Lookingatyourancestors,Isuppose,\"saidMr。Raby,pointingtothemonkeys;\"wewillnotdisturbyou。Come。\"AndheledCarolineaway。
Littlewasheart-sick。Hedarednotfollowthem。Butanhourlaterhesawsomethingwhichfilledhisheartwithblissunspeakable。
LadyCaroline,withadivinesmileonherface,feedingthemonkeys!
CHAPTERVI。
Encouragedbylove,Littleworkedharduponhisnewflying-machine。
HislaborswerelightenedbytalkingofthebelovedonewithherFrenchmaidTherese,whomhehaddiscreetlybribed。MademoiselleTheresewasvenal,likeallherclass,butinthisinstanceIfearshewasnotbribedbyBritishgold。StrangeasitmayseemtotheBritishmind,itwasBritishgenius,Britisheloquence,Britishthought,thatbroughthertothefeetofthisyoungsavan。
\"Ibelieve,\"saidLadyCaroline,oneday,interruptinghermaidinaglowingeulogiumupontheskillof\"M。Leetell,\"——\"IbelieveyouareinlovewiththisProfessor。\"AquickflushcrossedtheolivecheekofTherese,whichLadyCarolineafterwardremembered。
Theeventfuldayoftrialcame。Thepublicweregathered,impatientandscornfulasthepigheadedpublicareapttobe。Intheopenareaalongcylindricalballoon,inshapelikeaBolognasausage,swayedabovethemachine,fromwhich,likesomeenormousbirdcaughtinanet,ittriedtofreeitself。Aheavyropehelditfasttotheground。
Littlewaswaitingfortheballast,whenhiseyecaughtLadyCaroline’samongthespectators。Theglancewasappealing。Inamomenthewasatherside。
\"Ishouldlikesomuchtogetintothemachine,\"saidthearch-
hypocrite,demurely。
\"AreyouengagedtomarryyoungRaby,\"saidLittle,bluntly。
\"Asyouplease,\"shesaidwithacourtesy;\"doItakethisasarefusal?\"
Littlewasagentleman。Heliftedherandherlapdogintothecar。
\"Hownice!itwon’tgooff?\"
\"No,theropeisstrong,andtheballastisnotyetin。\"
Areportlikeapistol,acryfromthespectators,athousandhandsstretchedtograspthepartedrope,andtheballoondartedupward。
Onlyonehandofthatthousandcaughttherope,——Little’s!Butinthesameinstantthehorror-strickenspectatorssawhimwhirledfromhisfeetandborneupward,stillclingingtotherope,intospace。
CHAPTERVII。*
*Therightofdramatizationofthisandsucceedingchaptersisreservedbythewriter。
LadyCarolinefainted。Thecoldwaterynoseofherdogonhercheekbroughthertoherself。Shedarednotlookovertheedgeofthecar;shedarednotlookuptothebellyingmonsteraboveher,bearinghertodeath。Shethrewherselfonthebottomofthecar,andembracedtheonlylivingthingsparedher,——thepoodle。Thenshecried。Thenaclearvoicecameapparentlyoutofthecircumambientair:——
\"MayItroubleyoutolookatthebarometer?\"
Sheputherheadoverthecar。Littlewashangingattheendofalongrope。Sheputherheadbackagain。
Inanothermomenthesawherperplexed,blushingfaceovertheedge,——blissfulsight。
\"O,pleasedon’tthinkofcomingup!Staythere,do!\"
Littlestayed。Ofcourseshecouldmakenothingoutofthebarometer,andsaidso。Littlesmiled。
\"Willyoukindlysenditdowntome?\"
Butshehadnostringorcord。Finallyshesaid,\"Waitamoment。\"
Littlewaited。Thistimeherfacedidnotappear。Thebarometercameslowlydownattheendof——astay-lace。
Thebarometershowedafrightfulelevation。Littlelookedupatthevalveandsaidnothing。Presentlyheheardasigh。Thenasob。Then,rathersharply,——
\"Whydon’tyoudosomething?\"
CHAPTERVIII。
Littlecameuptheropehandoverhand。LadyCarolinecrouchedinthefarthersideofthecar。Fido,thepoodle,whined。\"Poorthing,\"saidLadyCaroline,\"it’shungry。\"
\"Doyouwishtosavethedog?\"saidLittle。
\"Yes。\"
\"Givemeyourparasol。\"
ShehandedLittleagood-sizedaffairoflaceandsilkandwhalebone。(Noneofyour\"sunshades。\")Littleexamineditsribscarefully。
\"Givemethedog。\"
LadyCarolinehurriedlyslippedanoteunderthedog’scollar,andpassedoverherpet。
Littletiedthedogtothehandleoftheparasolandlaunchedthembothintospace。Thenextmomenttheywereslowly,buttranquilly,sailingtotheearth。
\"Aparasolandaparachutearedistinct,butnotdifferent。Benotalarmed,hewillgethisdinneratsomefarm-house。\"
\"Wherearewenow?\"
\"ThatopaquespotyouseeisLondonfog。ThosetwincloudsareNorthandSouthAmerica。JerusalemandMadagascararethosespeckstotheright。\"
LadyCarolinemovednearer;shewasbecominginterested。Thensherecalledherselfandsaidfreezingly,\"Howarewegoingtodescend?\"
\"Byopeningthevalve。\"
\"Whydon’tyouopenitthen?\"
\"BECAUSETHEVALVE-STRINGISBROKEN!\"
CHAPTERIX。
LadyCarolinefainted。Whenshereviveditwasdark。Theywereapparentlycleavingtheirwaythroughasolidblockofblackmarble。Shemoanedandshuddered。
\"Iwishwehadalight。\"
\"Ihavenolucifers,\"saidLittle。\"Iobserve,however,thatyouwearanecklaceofamber。Amberundercertainconditionsbecomeshighlyelectrical。Permitme。\"
Hetooktheambernecklaceandrubbeditbriskly。Thenheaskedhertopresentherknuckletothegem。Abrightsparkwastheresult。Thiswasrepeatedforsomehours。Thelightwasnotbrilliant,butitwasenoughforthepurposesofpropriety,andsatisfiedthedelicatelymindedgirl。
Suddenlytherewasatearing,hissingnoiseandasmellofgas。
Littlelookedupandturnedpale。Theballoon,atwhatIshallcallthepointedendoftheBolognasausage,wasevidentlyburstingfromincreasedpressure。Thegaswasescaping,andalreadytheywerebeginningtodescend。Littlewasresignedbutfirm。
\"Ifthesilkgivesway,thenwearelost。UnfortunatelyIhavenoropenormaterialforbindingit。\"
Thewoman’sinstincthadarrivedatthesameconclusionsoonerthantheman’sreason。Butshewashesitatingoveradetail。
\"Willyougodowntheropeforamoment?\"shesaid,withasweetsmile。
Littlewentdown。Presentlyshecalledtohim。Sheheldsomethinginherhand,——awonderfulinventionoftheseventeenthcentury,improvedandperfectedinthis:apyramidofsixteencircularhoopsoflightyetstrongsteel,attachedtoeachotherbyclothbands。
WithacryofjoyLittleseizedthem,climbedtotheballoon,andfittedtheelastichoopsoveritsconicalend。Thenhereturnedtothecar。
\"Wearesaved。\"
LadyCaroline,blushing,gatheredherslimbutantiquedraperyagainsttheotherendofthecar。
CHAPTERX。
Theywereslowlydescending。PresentlyLadyCarolinedistinguishedtheoutlinesofRabyHall。\"IthinkIwillgetouthere,\"shesaid。
Littleanchoredtheballoonandpreparedtofollowher。
\"Notso,myfriend,\"shesaid,withanarchsmile。\"Wemustnotbeseentogether。Peoplemighttalk。Farewell。\"
LittlesprangagainintotheballoonandspedawaytoAmerica。HecamedowninCalifornia,oddlyenoughinfrontofHardin’sdoor,atDutchFlat。Hardinwasjustexaminingaspecimenofore。
\"Youareascientist;canyoutellmeifthatisworthanything?\"
hesaid,handingittoLittle。
Littleheldittothelight。\"Itcontainsninetypercentofsilver。\"
Hardinembracedhim。\"CanIdoanythingforyou,andwhyareyouhere?\"
Littletoldhisstory。Hardinaskedtoseetherope。Thenheexamineditcarefully。
\"Ah,thiswascut,notbroken!\"
\"Withaknife?\"askedLittle。
\"No。Observebothsidesareequallyindented。ItwasdonewithaSCISSORS!\"
\"JustHeaven!\"gaspedLittle。\"Therese!\"
CHAPTERXI。
LittlereturnedtoLondon。PassingthroughLondononedayhemetadog-fancier。\"Buyanicepoodle,sir?\"
Somethingintheanimalattractedhisattention。\"Fido!\"hegasped。
Thedogyelped。
Littleboughthim。Ontakingoffhiscollarapieceofpaperrustledtothefloor。Heknewthehandwritingandkissedit。Itran:——
\"TOTHEHON。AUGUSTUSRABY——Icannotmarryyou。IfImarryanyone\"(slypuss)\"itwillbethemanwhohastwicesavedmylife,——
ProfessorLittle。
\"CAROLINECOVENTRY。\"
Andshedid。
LOTHAW;
OR,THEADVENTURESOFAYOUNGGENTLEMANINSEARCHOFARELIGION。
BYMR。BENJAMINS。
CHAPTERI。
\"Irememberhimalittleboy,\"saidtheDuchess。\"Hismotherwasadearfriendofmine;youknowshewasoneofmybridesmaids。\"
\"Andyouhaveneverseenhimsince,mamma?\"askedtheoldestmarrieddaughter,whodidnotlookadayolderthanhermother。
\"Never;hewasanorphanshortlyafter。Ihaveoftenreproachedmyself,butitissodifficulttoseeboys。\"
Thissimpleyetfirst-classconversationexistedinthemorning-
roomofPlusham,wherethemistressofthepalatialmansionsatinvolvedinthesacredprivacyofacircleofhermarrieddaughters。Onedexterouslyappliedgoldenknitting-needlestothefabricationofapurseofflosssilkoftheraresttexture,whichnonewhoknewthealmostfabulouswealthoftheDukewouldbelievewaseverdestinedtoholdinitssilkenmeshesalesssumthanL1,000,000;anotheradornedaslipperexclusivelywithseedpearls;
athirdemblazonedapagewithrarepigmentsandthefinestqualityofgoldleaf。Beautifulformsleanedoverframesglowingwithembroidery,andbeautifulframesleanedoverformsinlaidwithmother-of-pearl。Others,moreremote,occasionallyburstintomelodyastheytriedthepassagesofanewandexclusiveairgiventotheminMS。bysometitledanddevotedfriend,fortheprivateuseofthearistocracyalone,andabsolutelyprohibitedforpublication。
TheDuchess,herselfthesuperlativeofbeauty,wealth,andposition,wasmarriedtothehighestnobleintheThreeKingdoms。
Thosewhotalkedaboutsuchmatterssaidthattheirprogenywereexactlyliketheirparents,——apeculiarityofthearistocraticandwealthy。Theyalllookedlikebrothersandsisters,excepttheirparents,who,suchwastheirpurityofblood,theperfectionoftheirmanners,andtheopulenceoftheircondition,mighthavebeentakenfortheirownchildren’seldersonanddaughter。Thedaughters,withoneexception,wereallmarriedtothehighestnoblesintheland。ThatexceptionwastheLadyCoriander,who,therebeingnovacancyaboveamarquisandarentalofL1,000,000,waited。Gatheredaroundtherefinedandsacredcircleoftheirbreakfast-table,withtheirglitteringcoronets,which,infilialrespecttotheirfather’sToryinstinctsandtheirmother’sRitualistictastes,theyalwaysworeontheirregalbrows,theeffectwasdazzlingasitwasrefined。Itwasthispeculiarityandtheirstrongfamilyresemblancewhichledtheirbrother-in-law,thegood-humoredSt。Addlegourd,tosaythat,\"’Ponmysoul,youknow,thewholepreciousmoblookedlikeaghastlypackofcourtcards,youknow。\"St。Addlegourdwasaradical。Havingarent-rollofL15,000,000,andbelongingtooneoftheoldestfamiliesinBritain,hecouldaffordtobe。
\"Mamma,I’vejustdroppedapearl,\"saidtheLadyCoriander,bendingoverthePersianhearthrug。
\"Fromyourlips,sweetfriend,\"saidLothaw,whocameofageandenteredtheroomatthesamemoment。
\"No,frommywork。Itwasaveryvaluablepearl,mamma;papagaveIsaacsandSonsL50,000forthetwo。\"
\"Ah,indeed,\"saidtheDuchess,languidlyrising;\"letusgotoluncheon。\"
\"ButyourGrace,\"interposedLothaw,whowasstillquiteyoung,andhaddroppedonall-foursonthecarpetinsearchofthemissinggem,\"considerthevalue——\"
\"Dearfriend,\"interposedtheDuchess,withinfinitetact,gentlyliftinghimbythetailsofhisdress-coat,\"Iamwaitingforyourarm。\"
CHAPTERII。
Lothawwasimmenselyrich。Thepossessorofseventeencastles,fifteenvillas,nineshooting-boxes,andseventownhouses,hehadotherestatesofwhichhehadnotevenheard。
EverybodyatPlushamplayedcroquet,andnonebadly。Nexttotheirpurityofbloodandgreatwealth,thefamilywerefamousforthisaccomplishment。YetLothawsoontiredofthegame,andafterseriouslydamaginghisaristocraticallylargefootinanattemptto\"tightcroquet\"theLadyAniseed’sball,helimpedawaytojointheDuchess。
\"I’mgoingtothehennery,\"shesaid。
\"Letmegowithyou,Idearlylovefowls——broiled,\"headded,thoughtfully。
\"TheDukegaveLadyMontairysomelargeCochinstheotherday,\"
continuedtheDuchess,changingthesubjectwithdelicatetact。
\"LadyMontairy,Quitecontrairy,Howdoyourcochinsgrow?\"
sangLothawgayly。
TheDuchesslookedshocked。Afteraprolongedsilence,Lothawabruptlyandgravelysaid:——
\"Ifyouplease,ma’am,whenIcomeintomypropertyIshouldliketobuildsomeimproveddwellingsforthepoor,andmarryLadyCoriander。\"
\"Youamazeme,dearfriend,andyetbothyouraspirationsarenobleandeminentlyproper,\"saidtheDuchess;\"Corianderisbutachild,——andyet,\"sheadded,lookinggraciouslyuponhercompanion,\"forthematterofthat,soareyou。\"
CHAPTERIII。
Mr。PutneyGiles’swasLothaw’sfirstgranddinner-party。Yet,bycarefullywatchingtheothers,hemanagedtoacquithimselfcreditably,andavoideddrinkingoutofthefinger-bowlbyfirstsecretlytestingitscontentswithaspoon。Theconversationwaspeculiarandsingularlyinteresting。
\"Thenyouthinkthatmonogamyissimplyaquestionofthethermometer?\"saidMrs。PutneyGilestohercompanion。
\"Icertainlythinkthatpolygamyshouldbelimitedbyisothermallines,\"repliedLothaw。
\"Ishouldsayitwasamatteroflatitude,\"observedaloudtalkativemanopposite。HewasanOxfordProfessorwithatasteforsatire,andhadmadehimselfveryobnoxioustothecompany,duringdinner,byspeakingdisparaginglyofaformerwell-knownChancelloroftheExchequer,——agreatstatesmanandbrilliantnovelist,——whomhefearedandhated。
Suddenlytherewasasensationintheroom;amongthefemalesitabsolutelyamountedtoanervousthrill。HisEminence,theCardinal,wasannounced。Heenteredwithgreatsuavityofmanner,and,aftershakinghandswitheverybody,askingaftertheirrelatives,andchuckingthemoredelicatefemalesunderthechinwithahigh-bredgracepeculiartohisprofession,hesatdown,saying,\"Andhowdoweallfindourselvesthisevening,mydears?\"
inseveraldifferentlanguages,whichhespokefluently。
Lothaw’sheartwastouched。Hisdeeplyreligiousconvictionswereimpressed。Heinstantlywentuptothisgiftedbeing,confessed,andreceivedabsolution。\"To-morrow,\"hesaidtohimself,\"Iwillpartakeofthecommunion,andendowtheChurchwithmyvastestates。ForthepresentI’lllettheimprovedcottagesgo。\"
CHAPTERIV。
AsLothawturnedtoleavetheCardinal,hewasstruckbyabeautifulface。Itwasthatofamatron,slimbutshapelyasanIoniccolumn。HerfacewasGrecian,withCorinthiantemples;
Helleniceyesthatlookedfromjuttingeyebrows,likedormer-
windowsinanAtticforehead,completedherperfectAthenianoutline。Sheworeablackfrock-coattightlybuttonedoverherbloomertrousers,andastandingcollar。
\"YourLordshipisstruckbythatface,\"saidasocialparasite。
\"Iam;whoisshe?\"
\"HernameisMaryAnn。SheismarriedtoanAmerican,andhaslatelyinventedanewreligion\"
\"Ah!\"saidLothaweagerly,withdifficultyrestraininghimselffromrushingtowardher。
\"Yes;shallIintroduceyou?\"
LothawthoughtofLadyCoriander’sHighChurchproclivities,oftheCardinal,andhesitated:\"No,Ithankyou,notnow。\"
CHAPTERV。
Lothawwasmaturing。Hehadattendedtwowoman’srightsconventions,threeFenianmeetings,haddinedatWhite’s,andhaddancedvis-a-vistoaprinceoftheblood,andeatenoffofgoldplatesatCrecyHouse。
HisstableswerenearOxford,andoccupiedmoregroundthantheUniversity。Hewasdrivingoverthereoneday,whenheperceivedsomerusticsandmenialsendeavoringtostopapairofrunawayhorsesattachedtoacarriageinwhichaladyandgentlemanwereseated。Calmlyawaitingtheterminationoftheaccident,withhigh-bredcourtesyLothawforboretointerfereuntilthecarriagewasoverturned,theoccupantsthrownout,andtherunawayssecuredbytheservants,whenheadvancedandofferedtheladytheexclusiveuseofhisOxfordstables。
TurninguponhimafacewhoseperfectHellenicdetailsheremembered,sheslowlydraggedagentlemanfromunderthewheelsintothelightandpresentedhimwithladylikedignityasherhusband,Major-GeneralCamperdown,anAmerican。
\"Ah,\"saidLothaw,carelessly,\"IbelieveIhavesomelandthere。
IfImistakenot,myagent,Mr。PutneyGiles,latelypurchasedtheStateof——Illinois——Ithinkyoucallit。\"
\"Exactly。AsaformerresidentofthecityofChicago,letmeintroducemyselfasyourtenant。\"
Lothawbowedgraciouslytothegentleman,who,exceptthatheseemedbetterdressedthanmostEnglishmen,showednoothersignsofinferiorityandplebeianextraction。
\"Wehavemetbefore,\"saidLothawtotheladyassheleanedonhisarm,whiletheyvisitedhisstables,theUniversity,andotherplacesofinterestinOxford。\"Praytellme,whatisthisnewreligionofyours?\"
\"ItisWomanSuffrage,FreeLove,MutualAffinity,andCommunism。
Embraceitandme。\"
Lothawdidnotknowexactlywhattodo。Shehoweversoothedandsustainedhisagitatedframeandsealedwithanembracehisspeechlessform。TheGeneralapproachedandcoughedslightlywithgentlemanlytact。
\"Myhusbandwillbetoohappytotalkwithyoufurtheronthissubject,\"shesaidwithquietdignity,assheregainedtheGeneral’sside。ComewithustoOneida。BrookFarmisathingofthepast。\"
CHAPTERVI。
AsLothawdrovetowardhiscountry-seat,\"TheMuralEnclosure,\"heobservedacrowd,apparentlyoftheworkingclass,gatheredaroundasingular-lookingmaninthepicturesquegarbofanEthiopianserenader。\"Whatdoeshesay?\"inquiredLothawofhisdriver。
Themantouchedhishatrespectfullyandsaid,\"MyMaryAnn。\"
\"’MyMaryAnn!’\"Lothaw’sheartbeatrapidly。Whowasthismysteriousforeigner?HehadheardfromLadyCorianderofacertainPopishplot;butcouldheconnectMr。Camperdownwithit?
ThespectacleoftwohundredmenatarmswhoadvancedtomeethimatthegatesofTheMuralEnclosuredroveallelsefromthestillyouthfulandimpressiblemindofLothaw。Immediatelybehindthem,onthestepsofthebaronialhalls,wererangedhisretainers,ledbythechiefcookandbottle-washer,andheadcrumb-remover。Oneithersideweretwocompaniesoflaundry-maids,precededbythechiefcrimperandfluter,supportingalongAncestralLine,onwhichdependedthefamilylinen,andunderwhichtheyouthfullordofthemanorpassedintothehallsofhisfathers。Twenty-fourscullionscarriedthemassivegoldandsilverplateofthefamilyontheirshoulders,anddepositeditatthefeetoftheirmaster。
Thespoonswerethensolemnlycountedbythesteward,andtheperfectceremonyended。
Lothawsighed。Hesoughtoutthegorgeouslygilded\"Taj,\"orsacredmausoleumerectedtohisgrandfatherinthesecondstoryfrontroom,andweptoverthemanhedidnotknow。Hewanderedaloneinhismagnificentpark,andthen,throwinghimselfonagrassybank,ponderedontheGreatFirstCause,andthenecessityofreligion。\"IwillsendMaryAnnahandsomepresent,\"saidLothaw,thoughtfully。
CHAPTERVII。
\"Eachofthesepearls,myLord,isworthfiftythousandguineas,\"
saidMr。Amethyst,thefashionablejeweler,ashelightlyliftedalargeshovelfulfromaconvenientbinbehindhiscounter。
\"Indeed,\"saidLothaw,carelessly,\"Ishouldprefertoseesomeexpensiveones。
\"Somenumbersixes,Isuppose,\"saidMr。Amethyst,takingacouplefromtheapexofasmallpyramidthatlaypiledontheshelf。
\"TheseareaboutthesizeoftheDuchessofBillingsgate’s,buttheyareinfinercondition。Thefactis,herGracepermitshertwochildren,theMarquisofSmithfieldandtheDukeofSt。Giles,——
twosweetprettyboys,myLord,——tousethemasmarblesintheirgames。Pearlsrequiresomeattention,andIgodownthereregularlytwiceaweektocleanthem。PerhapsyourLordshipwouldlikesomeropesofpearls?\"
\"Abouthalfacable’slength,\"saidLothaw,shortly,\"andsendthemtomylodgings。\"
Mr。Amethystbecamethoughtful。\"IamafraidIhavenottheexactnumber——thatis——excusemeonemoment。IwillrunovertotheTowerandborrowafewfromthecrownjewels。\"AndbeforeLothawcouldpreventhim,heseizedhishatandleftLothawalone。
Hispositioncertainlywasembarrassing。Hecouldnotmovewithoutsteppingoncostlygemswhichhadrolledfromthecounter;therarestdiamondslayscatteredontheshelves;untoldfortunesinpricelessemeraldslaywithinhisgrasp。Althoughsuchwasthearistocraticpurityofhisbloodandthestrengthofhisreligiousconvictionsthatheprobablywouldnothavepocketedasinglediamond,stillhecouldnothelpthinkingthathemightheaccusedoftakingsome。\"Youcansearchme,ifyoulike,\"hesaidwhenMr。
Amethystreturned;\"butIassureyou,uponthehonorofagentleman,thatIhavetakennothing。\"
\"Enough,myLord,\"saidMr。Amethyst,withalowbow;\"weneversearchthearistocracy。\"
CHAPTERVIII。
AsLothawleftMr。Amethyst’s,heranagainstGeneralCamperdown。
\"HowisMaryAnn?\"heaskedhurriedly。
\"Iregrettostatethatsheisdying,\"saidthegeneral,withagravevoice,asheremovedhiscigarfromhislips,andliftedhishattoLothaw。
\"Dying!\"saidLothaw,incredulously。
\"Alas,tootrue!\"repliedtheGeneral。\"Theengagementsofalonglecturingseason,exposureintravellingbyrailwayduringthewinter,andtheimperfectnourishmentaffordedbytherefreshmentsalongtheroad,havetoldonherdelicateframe。Butshewantstoseeyoubeforeshedies。Hereisthekeyofmylodging。Iwillfinishmycigarouthere。\"
LothawhardlyrecognizedthosewastedHellenicoutlinesasheenteredthedimlylightedroomofthedyingwoman。Shewasalreadyaclassicruin,——aswreckedandyetasperfectastheParthenon。
Hegraspedherhandsilently。
\"Open-airspeakingtwiceaweek,andsaleratusbreadintheruraldistricts,havebroughtmetothis,\"shesaidfeebly;\"butitiswell。Thecauseprogresses。Thetyrantmansuccumbs。\"
Lothawcouldonlypressherhand。
\"Promisemeonething。Don’t——whateveryoudo——becomeaCatholic。\"
\"Why?\"
\"TheChurchdoesnotrecognizedivorce。Andnowembraceme。I
wouldpreferatthissuprememomenttointroducemyselftothenextworldthroughthemediumofthebestsocietyinthis。Goodby。
WhenIamdead,begoodenoughtoinformmyhusbandofthefact。\"
CHAPTERIX。
LothawspentthenextsixmonthsonanAryanisland,inanAryanclimate,andwithanAryanrace。
\"ThisisanAryanlandscape,\"saidhishost,\"andthatisaMaryAnnstatue。\"Itwas,infact,afull-lengthfigureinmarbleofMrs。GeneralCamperdown!
\"Ifyouplease,IshouldliketobecomeaPagan,\"saidLothaw,oneday,afterlisteningtoanimpassioneddiscourseonGreekartfromthelipsofhishost。
Butthatnight,onconsultingawell-knownspiritualmedium,LothawreceivedamessagefromthelateMrs。GeneralCamperdown,advisinghimtoreturntoEngland。TwodayslaterhepresentedhimselfatPlusham。
\"Theyoungladiesareinthegarden,\"saidtheDuchess。\"Don’tyouwanttogoandpickarose?\"sheaddedwithagracioussmile,andthenearestapproachtoawinkthatwasconsistentwithherpatricianbearingandaquilinenose。
LothawwentandpresentlyreturnedwiththeblushingCorianderuponhisarm。
\"Blessyou,mychildren,\"saidtheDuchess。Then,turningtoLothaw,shesaid:\"Youhavesimplyfulfilledandacceptedyourinevitabledestiny。Itwasmorallyimpossibleforyoutomarryoutofthisfamily。Forthepresent,theChurchofEnglandissafe。\"
MUCK-A-MUCK。
AMODERNINDIANNOVEL。
AFTERCOOPER。
CHAPTERI。
ItwastowardthecloseofabrightOctoberday。ThelastraysofthesettingsunwerereflectedfromoneofthosesylvanlakespeculiartotheSierrasofCalifornia。OntherightthecurlingsmokeofanIndianvillagerosebetweenthecolumnsoftheloftypines,whiletotheleftthelogcottageofJudgeTompkins,emboweredinbuckeyes,completedtheenchantingpicture。
Althoughtheexteriorofthecottagewashumbleandunpretentious,andinkeepingwiththewildnessofthelandscape,itsinteriorgaveevidenceofthecultivationandrefinementofitsinmates。Anaquarium,containinggoldfishes,stoodonamarblecentre-tableatoneendoftheapartment,whileamagnificentgrandpianooccupiedtheother。Thefloorwascoveredwithayieldingtapestrycarpet,andthewallswereadornedwithpaintingsfromthepencilsofVanDyke,Rubens,Tintoretto,MichaelAngelo,andtheproductionsofthemoremodernTurner,Kensett,Church,andBierstadt。AlthoughJudgeTompkinshadchosenthefrontiersofcivilizationashishome,itwasimpossibleforhimtoentirelyforegothehabitsandtastesofhisformerlife。Hewasseatedinaluxuriousarm-chair,writingatamahoganyecritoire,whilehisdaughter,alovelyyounggirlofseventeensummers,pliedhercrochet-needleonanottomanbesidehim。Abrightfireofpinelogsflickeredandflamedontheamplehearth。
GenevraOctaviaTompkinswasJudgeTompkins’sonlychild。HermotherhadlongsincediedonthePlains。Rearedinaffluence,nopainshadbeensparedwiththedaughter’seducation。Shewasagraduateofoneoftheprincipalseminaries,andspokeFrenchwithaperfectBeniciaaccent。Peerlesslybeautiful,shewasdressedinawhitemoireantiquerobetrimmedwithtulle。Thatsimplerosebudwithwhichmostheroinesexclusivelydecoratetheirhair,wasallsheworeinherravenlocks。
TheJudgewasthefirsttobreakthesilence。
\"Genevra,thelogswhichcomposeyonderfireseemtohavebeenincautiouslychosen。Thesibilationproducedbythesap,whichexudescopiouslytherefrom,isnotconducivetocomposition。\"
\"True,father,butIthoughtitwouldbepreferabletotheconstantcrepitationwhichisapttoattendthecombustionofmoreseasonedligneousfragments。\"
TheJudgelookedadmiringlyattheintellectualfeaturesofthegracefulgirl,andhalfforgottheslightannoyancesofthegreenwoodinthemusicalaccentsofhisdaughter。Hewassmoothingherhairtenderly,whentheshadowofatallfigure,whichsuddenlydarkenedthedoorway,causedhimtolookup。
CHAPTERII。
Itneededbutaglanceatthenew-comertodetectatoncetheformandfeaturesofthehaughtyaborigine,——theuntaughtanduntrammelledsonoftheforest。Overoneshoulderablanket,negligentlybutgracefullythrown,disclosedabareandpowerfulbreast,decoratedwithaquantityofthree-centpostage-stampswhichhehaddespoiledfromanOverlandMailstageafewweeksprevious。Acast-offbeaverofJudgeTompkins’s,adornedbyasimplefeather,coveredhiserecthead,frombeneathwhichhisstraightlocksdescended。Hisrighthandhunglightlybyhisside,whilehisleftwasengagedinholdingonapairofpantaloons,whichthelawlessgraceandfreedomofhislowerlimbsevidentlycouldnotbrook。
\"Why,\"saidtheIndian,inalowsweettone,——\"whydoesthePaleFacestillfollowthetrackoftheRedMan?Whydoeshepursuehim,evenasO-kee-chow,thewild-cat,chasesKa-ka,theskunk?
WhyarethefeetofSorrel-top,thewhitechief,amongtheacornsofMuck-a-muck,themountainforest?Why,\"herepeated,quietlybutfirmlyabstractingasilverspoonfromthetable,——\"whydoyouseektodrivehimfromthewigwamsofhisfathers?Hisbrothersarealreadygonetothehappyhunting-grounds。WillthePaleFaceseekhimthere?\"And,avertinghisfacefromtheJudge,hehastilyslippedasilvercake-basketbeneathhisblanket,toconcealhisemotion。
\"Muck-a-Muckhasspoken,\"saidGenevra,softly。\"Lethimnowlisten。AretheacornsofthemountainsweeterthantheesculentandnutritiousbeanofthePaleFaceminer?Doesmybrotherprizetheediblequalitiesofthesnailabovethatofthecrispandoleaginousbacon?Deliciousarethegrasshoppersthatsportonthehillside,——aretheybetterthanthedriedapplesofthePaleFaces?
Pleasantisthegurgleofthetorrent,Kish-Kish,butisitbetterthanthecluck-cluckofoldBourbonfromtheoldstonebottle?\"
\"Ugh!\"saidtheIndian,——\"ugh!good。TheWhiteRabbitiswise。
HerwordsfallasthesnowonTootoonolo,andtherockyheartofMuck-a-Muckishidden。WhatsaysmybrothertheGrayGopherofDutchFlat?\"
\"Shehasspoken,Muck-a-Muck,\"saidtheJudge,gazingfondlyonhisdaughter。\"Itiswell。Ourtreatyisconcluded。No,thankyou,——
youneedNOTdancetheDanceofSnowShoes,ortheMoccasinDance,theDanceofGreenCorn,ortheTreatyDance。Iwouldbealone。A
strangesadnessoverpowersme。\"
\"Igo,\"saidtheIndian。\"TellyourgreatchiefinWashington,theSachemAndy,thattheRedManisretiringbeforethefootstepsoftheadventurousPioneer。Informhim,ifyouplease,thatwestwardthestarofempiretakesitsway,thatthechiefsofthePi-UtenationareforReconstructiontoaman,andthatKlamathwillpollaheavyRepublicanvoteinthefall。\"
Andfoldinghisblanketmoretightlyaroundhim,Muck-a-Muckwithdrew。
CHAPTERIII。
GenevraTompkinsstoodatthedoorofthelog-cabin,lookingaftertheretreatingOverlandMailstagewhichconveyedherfathertoVirginiaCity。\"Hemayneverreturnagain,\"sighedtheyounggirlassheglancedatthefrightfullyrollingvehicleandwildlycareeringhorses,——\"atleast,withunbrokenbones。Shouldhemeetwithanaccident!Imindmenowafearfullegend,familiartomychildhood。Canitbethatthedriversonthislineareprivatelyinstructedtodespatchallpassengersmaimedbyaccident,topreventtediouslitigation?No,no。Butwhythisweightuponmyheart?\"
Sheseatedherselfatthepianoandlightlypassedherhandoverthekeys。Then,inaclearmezzo-sopranovoice,shesangthefirstverseofoneofthemostpopularIrishballads:——
\"OArrah,madheelish,thedistantdudheenLiessoftinthemoonlight,mabouchalvourneen:
Thespringinggossoonsontheheatherarestill,Andthecaubeensandcolleensareheardonthehills。\"
Butastheravishingnotesofhersweetvoicediedupontheair,herhandssanklistlesslytoherside。Musiccouldnotchaseawaythemysteriousshadowfromherheart。Againsherose。Puttingonawhitecrapebonnet,andcarefullydrawingapairoflemon-coloredglovesoverhertaperfingers,sheseizedherparasolandplungedintothedepthsofthepineforest。
CHAPTERIV。
Genevrahadnotproceededmanymilesbeforeawearinessseizeduponherfragilelimbs,andshewouldfainseatherselfuponthetrunkofaprostratepine,whichshepreviouslydustedwithherhandkerchief。Thesunwasjustsinkingbelowthehorizon,andthescenewasoneofgorgeousandsylvanbeauty。\"HowbeautifulisNature!\"murmuredtheinnocentgirl,as,reclininggracefullyagainsttherootofthetree,shegatheredupherskirtsandtiedahandkerchiefaroundherthroat。Butalowgrowlinterruptedhermeditation。Startingtoherfeet,hereyesmetasightwhichfrozeherbloodwithterror。
Theonlyoutlettotheforestwasthenarrowpath,barelywideenoughforasingleperson,hemmedinbytreesandrocks,whichshehadjusttraversed。Downthispath,inIndianfile,cameamonstrousgrizzly,closelyfollowedbyaCalifornialion,awild-
cat,andabuffalo,therearbeingbroughtupbyawildSpanishbull。Themouthsofthethreefirstanimalsweredistendedwithfrightfulsignificance;thehornsofthelastwereloweredasominously。AsGenevrawaspreparingtofaint,sheheardalowvoicebehindher。
\"Eternallydog-gonemyskinefthisain’ttheputtiestchanceyet。\"
Atthesamemoment,along,shiningbarreldroppedlightlyfrombehindher,andrestedoverhershoulder。
Genevrashuddered。
\"Dernye——don’tmove!\"
Genevrabecamemotionless。
Thecrackofariflerangthroughthewoods。Threefrightfulyellswereheard,andtwosullenroars。Fiveanimalsboundedintotheairandfivelifelessbodieslayupontheplain。Thewell-aimedbullethaddoneitswork。Enteringtheopenthroatofthegrizzly,ithadtraversedhisbodyonlytoenterthethroatoftheCalifornialion,andinlikemannerthecatamount,untilitpassedthroughintotherespectiveforeheadsofthebullandthebuffalo,andfinallyfellflattenedfromtherockyhillside。
Genevraturnedquickly。\"Mypreserver!\"sheshrieked,andfellintothearmsofNattyBumpo,thecelebratedPikeRangerofDonnerLake。
CHAPTERV。
ThemoonrosecheerfullyaboveDonnerLake。Onitsplacidbosomadug-outcanoeglidedrapidly,containingNattyBumpoandGenevraTompkins。
Bothweresilent。Thesamethoughtpossessedeach,andperhapstherewassweetcompanionshipevenintheunbrokenquiet。Genevrabitthehandleofherparasolandblushed。NattyBumpotookafreshchewoftobacco。AtlengthGenevrasaid,asifinhalf-
spokenrevery:——
\"Thesoftshiningofthemoonandthepeacefulrippleofthewavesseemtosaytousvariousthingsofaninstructiveandmoraltendency。\"
\"Youmaybetyerpileonthat,Miss,\"saidhercompanion,gravely。
\"It’sallthepreachin’andpsalm-singin’I’veheernsinceIwasaboy。\"
\"Noblebeing!\"saidMissTompkinstoherself,glancingatthestatelyPikeashebentoverhispaddletoconcealhisemotion。
\"Rearedinthiswildseclusion,yethehasbecomepenetratedwithvisibleconsciousnessofaGreatFirstCause。\"Then,collectingherself,shesaidaloud:\"Methinks’twerepleasanttoglideeverthusdownthestreamoflife,handinhandwiththeonebeingwhomthesoulclaimsasitsaffinity。ButwhatamIsaying?\"——andthedelicate-mindedgirlhidherfaceinherhands。
Alongsilenceensued,whichwasatlengthbrokenbyhercompanion。
\"Efyoumeanyou’reonthemarry,\"hesaid,thoughtfully,\"Iain’tinnowisepartikler!\"
\"Myhusband,\"falteredtheblushinggirl;andshefellintohisarms。
IntenminutesmorethelovingcouplehadlandedatJudgeTompkins’s。
CHAPTERVI。
Ayearhaspassedaway。NattyBumpowasreturningfromGoldHill,wherehehadbeentopurchaseprovisions。OnhiswaytoDonnerLake,rumorsofanIndianuprisingmethisears。\"Derntheirpeskyskins,eftheydaretotouchmyJenny,\"hemutteredbetweenhisclenchedteeth。
Itwasdarkwhenhereachedthebordersofthelake。Aroundaglitteringfirehedimlydiscernedduskyfiguresdancing。Theywereinwarpaint。ConspicuousamongthemwastherenownedMuck-a-
Muck。ButwhydidthefingersofNattyBumpotightenconvulsivelyaroundhisrifle?
Thechiefheldinhishandlongtuftsofravenhair。TheheartofthepioneersickenedasherecognizedtheclusteringcurlsofGenevra。Inamomenthisriflewasathisshoulder,andwithasharp\"ping,\"Muck-a-Muckleapedintotheairacorpse。Toknockoutthebrainsoftheremainingsavages,tearthetressesfromthestiffeninghandofMuck-a-Muck,anddashrapidlyforwardtothecottageofJudgeTompkins,wastheworkofamoment。
Heburstopenthedoor。Whydidhestandtransfixedwithopenmouthanddistendedeyeballs?Wasthesighttoohorribletobeborne?Onthecontrary,beforehim,inherpeerlessbeauty,stoodGenevraTompkins,leaningonherfather’sarm。
\"Ye’rnotscalped,then!\"gaspedherlover。
\"No。IhavenohesitationinsayingthatIamnot;butwhythisabruptness?\"respondedGenevra。
Bumpocouldnotspeak,butfranticallyproducedthesilkentresses。
Genevraturnedherfaceaside。
\"Why,that’sherwaterfall!\"saidtheJudge。
Bumposankfaintingtothefloor。
ThefamousPikechieftainneverrecoveredfromthedeceit,andrefusedtomarryGenevra,whodied,twentyyearsafterwards,ofabrokenheart。JudgeTompkinslosthisfortuneinWildCat。ThestagepassestwiceaweekthedesertedcottageatDonnerLake。
ThuswasthedeathofMuck-a-Muckavenged。
TERENCEDENVILLE。
BYCH——L——SL——V——R。
CHAPTERI。
MYHOME。
ThelittlevillageofPilwiddleisoneofthesmallestandobscuresthamletsonthewesterncoastofIreland。Onaloftycrag,overlookingthehoarseAtlantic,stands\"Denville’sShotTower\"——acorruptionbythepeasantryofD’Enville’sChateau,socalledfrommygreat-grandfather,PhelimSt。Kemyd’Enville,whoassumedthenameandtitleofaFrenchheiresswithwhomheranaway。TothisfactmyfamiliarknowledgeandexcellentpronunciationoftheFrenchlanguagemaybeattributed,aswellasmanyoftheeventswhichcoveredmyafterlife。
TheDenvilleswerealwayspassionatelyfondoffieldsports。Attheageoffour,Iwasalreadytheboldestriderandthebestshotinthecountry。Whenonlyeight,IwontheSt。RemyCupatthePilwiddleraces,——ridingmyfavoritebloodmareHellfire。AsI
approachedthestandamidsttheplauditsoftheassembledmultitude,andcriesof,\"Thrueforye,MastherTerence,\"and\"O,butit’saDinville!\"therewasaslightstiramongthegentry,whosurroundedtheLordLieutenant,andothertitledpersonageswhomtheracehadattractedthither。\"Howyoungheis,——amerechild;
andyethownoble-looking,\"saidasweetlowvoice,whichthrilledmysoul。
IlookedupandmetthefullliquidorbsoftheHon。BlancheFitzroySackville,youngestdaughteroftheLordLieutenant。Sheblusheddeeply。Iturnedpaleandalmostfainted。Butthecold,sneeringtonesofamasculinevoicesentthebloodbackagainintomyyouthfulcheek。
\"VerylikelytheraggedscionofoneofthesebandittiIrishgentry,whohastakennaturallyto’theroad。’Heshouldbeatschool——thoughIwarrantmehisknowledgeofTerencewillnotextendbeyondhisownname,\"saidLordHenrySomerset,aid-de-camptotheLordLieutenant。
AmomentandIwasperfectlycalm,thoughcoldasice。
Dismounting,andsteppingtothesideofthespeaker,Isaidinalow,firmvoice:——
\"HadyourLordshipreadTerencemorecarefully,youwouldhavelearnedthatbandittiaresometimesproficientinotherartsbesidehorsemanship,\"andItouchedhisholstersignificantlywithmyhand。IhadnotreadTerencemyself,butwiththeskilfulaudacityofmyraceIcalculatedthatavagueallusion,coupledwithathreat,wouldembarrasshim。Itdid。
\"Ah——whatmeanyou?\"hesaid,whitewithrage。
\"Enough,weareobserved,\"Ireplied;\"FatherTomwillwaitonyouthisevening;andto-morrowmorning,mylord,intheglenbelowPilwiddlewewillmeetagain。\"
\"FatherTom——glen!\"ejaculatedtheEnglishman,withgenuinesurprise。\"What?dopriestscarrychallengesandactassecondsinyourinfernalcountry?\"
\"Yes!\"Ianswered,scornfully,\"whyshouldtheynot?Theirservicesaremoreoftennecessarythanthoseofasurgeon,\"Iaddedsignificantly,turningaway。
Thepartyslowlyrodeoff,withtheexceptionoftheHon。BlancheSackville,wholingeredforamomentbehind。InaninstantIwasatherside。Bendingherblushingfaceovertheneckofherwhitefilly,shesaidhurriedly:——
\"WordshavepassedbetweenLordSomersetandyourself。Youareabouttofight。Don’tdenyit——buthearme。Youwillmeethim——I
knowyourskillofweapons。Hewillbeatyourmercy。Ientreatyoutosparehislife!\"
Ihesitated。\"Never!\"Icriedpassionately;\"hehasinsultedaDenville!\"
\"Terence,\"shewhispered,\"Terence——FORMYSAKE?\"
Thebloodrushedtomycheeks,andhereyessoughtthegroundinbashfulconfusion。
\"Youlovehimthen?\"Icried,bitterly。
\"No,no,\"shesaid,agitatedly,\"no,youdomewrong。I——I——cannotexplainmyself。Myfather!——theLadyDowagerSackville——theestateofSackville——theborough——myuncle,FitzroySomerset。Ah!whatamIsaying?Forgiveme。OTerence,\"shesaid,asherbeautifulheadsankonmyshoulder,\"youknownotwhatIsuffer!\"
Iseizedherhandandcovereditwithpassionatekisses。Butthehigh-bredEnglishgirl,recoveringsomethingofherformerhauteur,saidhastily,\"Leaveme,leaveme,butpromise!\"
\"Ipromise,\"Ireplied,enthusiastically;\"IWILLsparehislife!\"
\"Thanks,Terence,——thanks!\"anddisengagingherhandfrommylipssheroderapidlyaway。
Thenextmorning,theHon。CaptainHenrySomersetandmyselfexchangednineteenshotsintheglen,andateachfireIshotawayabuttonfromhisuniform。Asmylastbulletshotoffthelastbuttonfromhissleeve,Iremarkedquietly,\"Youseemnow,mylord,tobealmostasraggedasthegentryyousneeredat,\"androdehaughtilyaway。
CHAPTERII。
THEFIGHTINGFIFTY-SIXTH。
WhenIwasnineteenyearsoldmyfathersoldtheChateaud’Envilleandpurchasedmycommissioninthe\"Fifty-sixth\"withtheproceeds。
\"Isay,Denville,\"saidyoungMcSpadden,aboy-facedensign,whohadjustjoined,\"you’llrepresenttheestateintheArmy,ifyouwon’tintheHouse。\"Poorfellow,hepaidforhismeaninglessjokewithhislife,forIshothimthroughtheheartthenextmorning。
\"You’reagoodfellow,Denville,\"saidthepoorboyfaintly,asI
kneltbesidehim:\"goodby!\"Forthefirsttimesincemygrandfather’sdeathIwept。IcouldnothelpthinkingthatIwouldhavebeenabettermanifBlanche——butwhyproceed?WasshenotnowinFlorence——thebelleoftheEnglishEmbassy?
ButNapoleonhadreturnedfromElba。Europewasinablazeofexcitement。TheAllieswerepreparingtoresisttheManofDestiny。WewereorderedfromGibraltarhome,andweresoonagainenrouteforBrussels。IdidnotregretthatIwastobeplacedinactiveservice。Iwasambitious,andlongedforanopportunitytodistinguishmyself。MygarrisonlifeinGibraltarhadbeenmonotonousanddull。Ihadkilledfivemeninduel,andhadanaffairwiththecolonelofmyregiment,whohandsomelyapologizedbeforethematterassumedaseriousaspect。Ihadbeentwiceinlove。Yetthesewerebutboyishfreaksandfollies。Iwishedtobeaman。
Thetimesooncame,——themorningofWaterloo。Butwhydescribethatmomentousbattle,onwhichthefateoftheentireworldwashanging?TwiceweretheFifty-sixthsurroundedbyFrenchcuirassiers,andtwicedidwemowthemdownbyourfire。Ihadsevenhorsesshotunderme,andwasmountingtheeighth,whenanorderlyrodeuphastily,touchedhiscap,and,handingmeadespatch,gallopedrapidlyaway。
Iopenedithurriedlyandread:——
\"LETPICTONADVANCEIMMEDIATELYONTHERIGHT。\"
Isawitallataglance。Ihadbeenmistakenforageneralofficer。Butwhatwastobedone?Picton’sdivisionwastwomilesaway,onlyaccessiblethroughaheavycrossfireofartilleryandmusketry。Butmymindwasmadeup。
InaninstantIwasengagedwithanentiresquadronofcavalry,whoendeavoredtosurroundme。Cuttingmywaythroughthem,Iadvancedboldlyuponabatteryandsabredthegunnersbeforetheycouldbringtheirpiecestobear。Lookingaround,IsawthatIhadinfactpenetratedtheFrenchcentre。BeforeIwaswellawareofthelocality,IwashailedbyasharpvoiceinFrench,——
\"Comehere,sir!\"
Iobeyed,andadvancedtothesideofalittlemaninacockedhat。
\"HasGrouchycome?\"
\"Notyet,sire,\"Ireplied,——foritwastheEmperor。
\"Ha!\"hesaidsuddenly,bendinghispiercingeyesonmyuniform;\"aprisoner?\"
\"No,sire,\"Isaid,proudly。
\"Aspy?\"
Iplacedmyhanduponmysword,butagesturefromtheEmperorbademeforbear。
\"Youareabraveman,\"hesaid。
Itookmysnuff-boxfrommypocket,and,takingapinch,repliedbyhandingit,withabow,totheEmperor。
Hisquickeyecaughtthecipheronthelid。\"What!aD’Enville?
Ha!thisaccountsforthepurityofyouraccent。AnyrelationtoRoderickd’Enville?\"
\"Myfather,sire。\"
\"Hewasmyschool-fellowattheEcolePolytechnique。Embraceme!\"
AndtheEmperorfelluponmyneckinthepresenceofhisentirestaff。Then,recoveringhimself,hegentlyplacedinmyhandhisownmagnificentsnuff-box,inexchangeformine,andhanginguponmybreastthecrossoftheLegionofHonorwhichhetookfromhisown,hebadeoneofhisMarshalsconductmebacktomyregiment。
IwassointoxicatedwiththehonorofwhichIhadbeentherecipient,thatonreachingourlinesIutteredashoutofjoyandputspurstomyhorse。Theintelligentanimalseemedtosympathizewithmyfeelings,andfairlyflewovertheground。Onarisingeminenceafewyardsbeforemestoodagray-hairedofficer,surroundedbyhisstaff。Idon’tknowwhatpossessedme,butputtingspurstomyhorse,Irodeathimboldly,andwithoneboundclearedhim,horseandall。Ashoutofindignationarosefromtheassembledstaff。Iwheeledsuddenly,withtheintentionofapologizing,butmymaremisunderstoodme,and,againdashingforward,oncemorevaultedovertheheadoftheofficer,thistimeunfortunatelyuncoveringhimbyaviciouskickofherhoof。\"Seizehim!\"roaredtheentirearmy。Iwasseized。Asthesoldiersledmeaway,Iaskedthenameofthegray-hairedofficer。\"That——why,that’stheDUKEOFWELLINGTON!\"
Ifainted。
******
ForsixmonthsIhadbrain-fever。DuringmyillnesstengrapeshotwereextractedfrommybodywhichIhadunconsciouslyreceivedduringthebattle。WhenIopenedmyeyesImetthesweetglanceofaSisterofCharity。
\"Blanche!\"Istammeredfeebly。
\"Thesame,\"shereplied。
\"Youhere?\"
\"Yes,dear;buthush!It’salongstory。Yousee,dearTerence,yourgrandfathermarriedmygreat-aunt’ssister,andyourfatheragainmarriedmygrandmother’sniece,who,dyingwithoutawill,was,accordingtotheFrenchlaw——\"
\"ButIdonotcomprehend,\"Isaid。
\"Ofcoursenot,\"saidBlanche,withheroldsweetsmile;\"you’vehadbrain-fever;sogotosleep。\"
Iunderstood,however,thatBlanchelovedme;andIamnow,dearreader,SirTerenceSackville,K。C。B。,andLadyBlancheisLadySackville。
SELINASEDILIA。
BYMISSM。E。B——DD——NANDMRS。H——N——YW——D。
CHAPTERI。
ThesunwassettingoverSlopertonGrange,andreddenedthewindowofthelonelychamberinthewesterntower,supposedtobehauntedbySirEdwardSedilia,thefounderoftheGrange。InthedreamydistancearosethegildedmausoleumofLadyFeliciaSedilia,whohauntedthatportionofSediliaManor,knownas\"Stiff-unsAcre。\"
AlittletotheleftoftheGrangemighthavebeenseenamoulderingruin,knownas\"Guy’sKeep,\"hauntedbythespiritofSirGuySedilia,whowasfound,onemorning,crushedbyoneofthefallenbattlements。Yet,asthesettingsungildedtheseobjects,abeautifulandalmostholycalmseemeddiffusedabouttheGrange。
TheLadySelinasatbyanorielwindow,overlookingthepark。ThesunsankgentlyinthebosomoftheGermanOcean,andyettheladydidnotliftherbeautifulheadfromthefinelycurvedarmanddiminutivehandwhichsupportedit。Whendarknessfinallyshroudedthelandscapeshestarted,forthesoundofhorse-hoofsclatteredoverthestonesoftheavenue。Shehadscarcelyrisenbeforeanaristocraticyoungmanfellonhiskneesbeforeher。
\"MySelina!\"
\"Edgardo!Youhere?\"
\"Yes,dearest。\"
\"And——you——you——have——seennothing?\"saidtheladyinanagitatedvoiceandnervousmanner,turningherfaceasidetoconcealheremotion。
\"Nothing——thatisnothingofanyaccount,\"saidEdgardo。\"Ipassedtheghostofyourauntinthepark,noticedthespectreofyouruncleintheruinedkeep,andobservedthefamiliarfeaturesofthespiritofyourgreat-grandfatherathisusualpost。Butnothingbeyondthesetrifles,mySelina。Nothingmore,love,absolutelynothing。\"
Theyoungmanturnedhisdarkliquidorbsfondlyupontheingenuousfaceofhisbetrothed。
\"MyownEdgardo!——andyoustillloveme?Youstillwouldmarrymeinspiteofthisdarkmysterywhichsurroundsme?Inspiteofthefatalhistoryofmyrace?Inspiteoftheominouspredictionsofmyagednurse?\"
\"Iwould,Selina\";andtheyoungmanpassedhisarmaroundheryieldingwaist。Thetwoloversgazedateachother’sfacesinunspeakablebliss。SuddenlySelinastarted。
\"Leaveme,Edgardo!leaveme!Amysterioussomething——afatalmisgiving——adarkambiguity——anequivocalmistrustoppressesme。I
wouldbealone!\"
Theyoungmanarose,andcastalovingglanceonthelady。\"Thenwewillbemarriedontheseventeenth。\"
\"Theseventeenth,\"repeatedSelina,withamysteriousshudder。