Theyembracedandparted。Astheclatterofhoofsinthecourt-
yarddiedaway,theLadySelinasankintothechairshehadjustquitted。
\"Theseventeenth,\"sherepeatedslowly,withthesamefatefulshudder。\"Ah!——whatifheshouldknowthatIhaveanotherhusbandliving?DareIrevealtohimthatIhavetwolegitimateandthreenaturalchildren?DareIrepeattohimthehistoryofmyyouth?
DareIconfessthatattheageofsevenIpoisonedmysister,byputtingverdigrisinhercream-tarts,——thatIthrewmycousinfromaswingattheageoftwelve?Thatthelady’s-maidwhoincurredthedispleasureofmygirlhoodnowliesatthebottomofthehorse-
pond?No!no!heistoopure,——toogood,——tooinnocent,tohearsuchimproperconversation!\"andherwholebodywrithedassherockedtoandfroinaparoxysmofgrief。
Butshewassooncalm。Risingtoherfeet,sheopenedasecretpanelinthewall,andrevealedaslow-matchreadyforlighting。
\"Thismatch,\"saidtheLadySelina,\"isconnectedwithaminebeneaththewesterntower,wheremythreechildrenareconfined;
anotherbranchofitliesundertheparishchurch,wheretherecordofmyfirstmarriageiskept。Ihaveonlytolightthismatchandthewholeofmypastlifeissweptaway!\"sheapproachedthematchwithalightedcandle。
Butahandwaslaiduponherarm,andwithashriektheLadySelinafellonherkneesbeforethespectreofSirGuy。
CHAPTERII。
\"Forbear,Selina,\"saidthephantominahollowvoice。
\"WhyshouldIforbear?\"respondedSelinahaughtily,assherecoveredhercourage。\"Youknowthesecretofourrace?\"
\"Ido。Understandme,——Idonotobjecttotheeccentricitiesofyouryouth。Iknowthefearfuldestinywhich,pursuingyou,ledyoutopoisonyoursisteranddrownyourlady’s-maid。IknowtheawfuldoomwhichIhavebroughtuponthishouse!Butifyoumakewaywiththesechildren——\"
\"Well,\"saidtheLadySelina,hastily。
\"Theywillhauntyou!\"
\"Well,Ifearthemnot,\"saidSelina,drawinghersuperbfiguretoitsfullheight。
\"Yes,but,mydearchild,whatplacearetheytohaunt?Theruinissacredtoyouruncle’sspirit。Yourauntmonopolizesthepark,and,Imustbeallowedtostate,notunfrequentlytrespassesuponthegroundsofothers。Thehorse-pondisfrequentedbythespiritofyourmaid,andyourmurderedsisterwalksthesecorridors。Tobeplain,thereisnoroomatSlopertonGrangeforanotherghost。
Icannothavetheminmyroom,——foryouknowIdon’tlikechildren。
Thinkofthis,rashgirl,andforbear!Wouldyou,Selina,\"saidthephantom,mournfully,——\"wouldyouforceyourgreat-grandfather’sspirittotakelodgingselsewhere?\"
LadySelina’shandtrembled;thelightedcandlefellfromhernervelessfingers。
\"No,\"shecriedpassionately;\"never!\"andfellfaintingtothefloor。
CHAPTERIII
EdgardogallopedrapidlytowardsSloperton。WhentheoutlineoftheGrangehadfadedawayinthedarkness,hereinedhismagnificentsteedbesidetheruinsofGuy’sKeep。
\"Itwantsbutafewminutesofthehour,\"hesaid,consultinghiswatchbythelightofthemoon。\"Hedarenotbreakhisword。Hewillcome。\"Hepaused,andpeeredanxiouslyintothedarkness。
\"Butcomewhatmay,sheismine,\"hecontinued,ashisthoughtsrevertedfondlytothefairladyhehadquitted。\"Yetifsheknewall。IfsheknewthatIwereadisgracedandruinedman,——afelonandanoutcast。IfsheknewthatattheageoffourteenImurderedmyLatintutorandforgedmyuncle’swill。IfsheknewthatIhadthreewivesalready,andthatthefourthvictimofmisplacedconfidenceandmyunfortunatepeculiarityisexpectedtobeatSlopertonbyto-night’strainwithherbaby。Butno;shemustnotknowit。Constancemustnotarrive。BurketheSloggermustattendtothat。
\"Ha!hereheis!Well?\"
Thesewordswereaddressedtoaruffianinaslouchedhat,whosuddenlyappearedfromGuy’sKeep。
\"Ibe’shere,measter,\"saidthevillain,withadisgracefullylowaccentandcompletedisregardofgrammaticalrules。
\"Itiswell。Listen:I’minpossessionoffactsthatwillsendyoutothegallows。IknowofthemurderofBillSmithers,therobberyofthetollgate-keeper,andthemakingawayoftheyoungestdaughterofSirReginalddeWalton。Awordfromme,andtheofficersofjusticeareonyourtrack。\"
BurketheSloggertrembled。
\"Harkye!servemypurpose,andImayyetsaveyou。The5。30trainfromClaphamwillbedueatSlopertonat9。25。ITMUSTNOT
ARRIVE!\"
Thevillain’seyessparkledashenoddedatEdgardo。
\"Enough,——youunderstand;leaveme!\"
CHAPTERIV。
AbouthalfamilefromSlopertonStationtheSouthClaphamandMedwaylinecrossedabridgeoverSloperton-on-Trent。Astheshadesofeveningwereclosing,amaninaslouchedhatmighthavebeenseencarryingasawandaxeunderhisarm,hangingaboutthebridge。Fromtimetotimehedisappearedintheshadowofitsabutments,butthesoundofasawandaxestillbetrayedhisvicinity。Atexactlynineo’clockhereappeared,and,crossingtotheSlopertonside,restedhisshoulderagainsttheabutmentandgaveashove。Thebridgeswayedamoment,andthenfellwithasplashintothewater,leavingaspaceofonehundredfeetbetweenthetwobanks。Thisdone,BurketheSlogger,——foritwashe,——withafiendishchuckleseatedhimselfonthedividedrailwaytrackandawaitedthecomingofthetrain。
Ashriekfromthewoodsannounceditsapproach。ForaninstantBurketheSloggersawtheglaringofaredlamp。Thegroundtrembled。Thetrainwasgoingwithfearfulrapidity。Anothersecondandithadreachedthebank。BurketheSloggerutteredafiendishlaugh。Butthenextmomentthetrainleapedacrossthechasm,strikingtherailsexactlyeven,and,dashingoutthelifeofBurketheSlogger,spedawaytoSloperton。
ThefirstobjectthatgreetedEdgardo,asherodeuptothestationonthearrivalofthetrain,wasthebodyofBurketheSloggerhangingonthecow-catcher;thesecondwasthefaceofhisdesertedwifelookingfromthewindowsofasecond-classcarriage。
CHAPTERV。
AnamelessterrorseemedtohavetakenpossessionofClarissa,LadySelina’smaid,assherushedintothepresenceofhermistress。
\"Omylady,suchnews!\"
\"Explainyourself,\"saidhermistress,rising。
\"Anaccidenthashappenedontherailway,andamanhasbeenkilled。\"
\"What——notEdgardo!\"almostscreamedSelina。
\"No,BurketheSlogger!\"yourladyship。
\"Myfirsthusband!\"saidLadySelina,sinkingonherknees。\"JustHeaven,Ithankthee!\"
CHAPTERVI。
ThemorningoftheseventeenthdawnedbrightlyoverSloperton。\"A
finedayforthewedding,\"saidthesextontoSwipes,thebutlerofSlopertonGrange。Theagedretainershookhisheadsadly。\"Alas!
there’snotrustinginsigns!\"hecontinued。\"Seventy-fiveyearsago,onadaylikethis,myyoungmistress——\"Buthewascutshortbytheappearanceofastranger。
\"IwouldseeSirEdgardo,\"saidthenew-comer,impatiently。
Thebridegroom,who,withtherestofthewedding-train,wasaboutsteppingintothecarriagetoproceedtotheparishchurch,drewthestrangeraside。
\"It’sdone!\"saidthestranger,inahoarsewhisper。
\"Ah!andyouburiedher?\"
\"Withtheothers!\"
\"Enough。Nomoreatpresent。Meetmeaftertheceremony,andyoushallhaveyourreward。\"
Thestrangershuffledaway,andEdgardoreturnedtohisbride。\"A
triflingmatterofbusinessIhadforgotten,mydearSelina;letusproceed。\"Andtheyoungmanpressedthetimidhandofhisblushingbrideashehandedherintothecarriage。Thecavalcaderodeoutofthecourt-yard。Atthesamemoment,thedeepbellonGuy’sKeeptolledominously。
CHAPTERVII。
Scarcelyhadthewedding-trainlefttheGrange,thanAliceSedilia,youngestdaughterofLadySelina,madeherescapefromthewesterntower,owingtoalackofwatchfulnessonthepartofClarissa。
Theinnocentchild,freedfromrestraint,rambledthroughthelonelycorridors,andfinally,openingadoor,foundherselfinhermother’sboudoir。Forsometimesheamusedherselfbyexaminingthevariousornamentsandeleganttrifleswithwhichitwasfilled。
Then,inpursuanceofachildishfreak,shedressedherselfinhermother’slacesandribbons。Inthisoccupationshechancedtotouchapegwhichprovedtobeaspringthatopenedasecretpanelinthewall。Aliceutteredacryofdelightasshenoticedwhat,toherchildishfancy,appearedtobetheslow-matchofafire-
work。Takingalucifermatchinherhandsheapproachedthefuse。
Shehesitatedamoment。Whatwouldhermotherandhernursesay?
SuddenlytheringingofthechimesofSlopertonparishchurchmetherear。Aliceknewthatthesoundsignifiedthatthemarriagepartyhadenteredthechurch,andthatshewassecurefrominterruption。Withachildishsmileuponherlips,AliceSediliatouchedofftheslow-match。
CHAPTERVIII。
Atexactlytwoo’clockontheseventeenth,RupertSedilia,whohadjustreturnedfromIndia,wasthoughtfullydescendingthehilltowardSlopertonmanor。\"IfIcanprovethatmyauntLadySelinawasmarriedbeforemyfatherdied,IcanestablishmyclaimtoSlopertonGrange,\"heuttered,halfaloud。Hepaused,forasuddentremblingoftheearthbeneathhisfeet,andaterrificexplosion,asofaparkofartillery,arrestedhisprogress。AtthesamemomenthebeheldadensecloudofsmokeenvelopthechurchyardofSloperton,andthewesterntoweroftheGrangeseemedtobeliftedbodilyfromitsfoundation。Theairseemedfilledwithfallingfragments,andtwodarkobjectsstrucktheearthcloseathisfeet。
Rupertpickedthemup。Oneseemedtobeaheavyvolumeboundinbrass。
Acryburstfromhislips。
\"TheParishRecords。\"Heopenedthevolumehastily。ItcontainedthemarriageofLadySelinato\"BurketheSlogger。\"
Thesecondobjectprovedtobeapieceofparchment。Hetoreitopenwithtremblingfingers。ItwasthemissingwillofSirJamesSedilia!
CHAPTERIX。
WhenthebellsagainrangonthenewparishchurchofSlopertonitwasforthemarriageofSirRupertSediliaandhiscousin,theonlyremainingmembersofthefamily。
FivemoreghostswereaddedtothesupernaturalpopulationofSlopertonGrange。PerhapsthiswasthereasonwhySirRupertsoldthepropertyshortlyafterward,andthatformanyyearsadarkshadowseemedtohangovertheruinsofSlopertonGrange。
THENINETY-NINEGUARDSMEN。
BYAL——X——D——RD——M——S
CHAPTERI。
SHOWINGTHEQUALITYOFTHECUSTOMERSOFTHEINNKEEPEROFPROVINS。
Twentyyearsafter,thegiganticinnkeeperofProvinsstoodlookingatacloudofdustonthehighway。
Thiscloudofdustbetokenedtheapproachofatraveller。
TravellershadbeenrarethatseasononthehighwaybetweenParisandProvins。
Theheartoftheinnkeeperrejoiced。TurningtoDamePerigord,hiswife,hesaid,strokinghiswhiteapron:——
\"St。Denis!makehasteandspreadthecloth。AddabottleofCharlevoixtothetable。Thistraveller,whoridessofast,byhispacemustbeaMonseigneur。\"
Trulythetraveller,cladintheuniformofamusketeer,ashedrewuptothedoorofthehostelry,didnotseemtohavesparedhishorse。Throwinghisreinstothelandlord,heleapedlightlytotheground。Hewasayoungmanoffour-and-twenty,andspokewithaslightGasconaccent。
\"Iamhungry,Morbleu!Iwishtodine!\"
Thegiganticinnkeeperbowedandledthewaytoaneatapartment,whereatablestoodcoveredwithtemptingviands。Themusketeeratoncesettowork。Fowls,fish,andpatesdisappearedbeforehim。
Perigordsighedashewitnessedthedevastations。Onlyoncethestrangerpaused。
\"Wine!\"Perigordbroughtwine。Thestrangerdrankadozenbottles。Finallyherosetodepart。Turningtotheexpectantlandlord,hesaid:——
\"Chargeit。\"
\"Towhom,yourhighness?\"saidPerigord,anxiously。
\"TohisEminence!\"
\"Mazarin!\"ejaculatedtheinnkeeper。
\"Thesame。Bringmemyhorse,\"andthemusketeer,remountinghisfavoriteanimal,rodeaway。
Theinnkeeperslowlyturnedbackintotheinn。Scarcelyhadhereachedthecourtyardbeforetheclatterofhoofsagaincalledhimtothedoorway。Ayoungmusketeerofalightandgracefulfigurerodeup。
\"Parbleu,mydearPerigord,Iamfamishing。Whathaveyougotfordinner?\"
\"Venison,capons,larks,andpigeons,yourexcellency,\"repliedtheobsequiouslandlord,bowingtotheground。
\"Enough!\"Theyoungmusketeerdismountedandenteredtheinn。
SeatinghimselfatthetablereplenishedbythecarefulPerigord,hespeedilysweptitascleanasthefirstcomer。
\"Somewine,mybravePerigord,\"saidthegracefulyoungmusketeer,assoonashecouldfindutterance。
PerigordbroughtthreedozenofCharlevoix。Theyoungmanemptiedthemalmostatadraught。
\"By-by,Perigord,\"hesaidlightly,wavinghishand,as,precedingtheastonishedlandlord,heslowlywithdrew。
\"But,yourhighness,——thebill,\"saidtheastoundedPerigord。
\"Ah,thebill。Chargeit!\"
\"Towhom?\"
\"TheQueen!\"
\"What,Madame?\"
\"Thesame。Adieu,mygoodPerigord。\"Andthegracefulstrangerrodeaway。Anintervalofquietsucceeded,inwhichtheinnkeepergazedwofullyathiswife。Suddenlyhewasstartledbyaclatterofhoofs,andanaristocraticfigurestoodinthedoorway。
\"Ah,\"saidthecourtiergood-naturedly。\"What,domyeyesdeceiveme?No,itisthefestiveandluxuriousPerigord。Perigord,listen。Ifamish。Ilanguish。Iwoulddine。\"
Theinnkeeperagaincoveredthetablewithviands。AgainitwassweptcleanasthefieldsofEgyptbeforethemiraculousswarmoflocusts。Thestrangerlookedup。
\"Bringmeanotherfowl,myPerigord。\"
\"Impossible,yourexcellency;thelarderisstrippedclean。\"
\"Anotherflitchofbacon,then。\"
\"Impossible,yourhighness;thereisnomore。\"
\"Well,then,wine!\"
Thelandlordbroughtonehundredandforty-fourbottles。Thecourtierdrankthemall。
\"Onemaydrinkifonecannoteat,\"saidthearistocraticstranger,good-humoredly。
Theinnkeepershuddered。
Theguestrosetodepart。Theinnkeepercameslowlyforwardwithhisbill,towhichhehadcovertlyaddedthelosseswhichhehadsufferedfromthepreviousstrangers。
\"Ah,thebill。Chargeit。\"
\"Chargeit!towhom?\"
\"TotheKing,\"saidtheguest。
\"What!hisMajesty?\"
\"Certainly。Farewell,Perigord。\"
Theinnkeepergroaned。Thenhewentoutandtookdownhissign。
Thenremarkedtohiswife:——
\"Iamaplainman,anddon’tunderstandpolitics。Itseems,however,thatthecountryisinatroubledstate。BetweenhisEminencetheCardinal,hisMajestytheKing,andherMajestytheQueen,Iamaruinedman。\"
\"Stay,\"saidDamePerigord,\"Ihaveanidea。\"
\"Andthatis——\"
\"Becomeyourselfamusketeer。\"
CHAPTERII。
THECOMBAT。
OnleavingProvinsthefirstmusketeerproceededtoNangis,wherehewasreinforcedbythirty-threefollowers。Thesecondmusketeer,arrivingatNangisatthesamemoment,placedhimselfattheheadofthirty-threemore。ThethirdguestofthelandlordofProvinsarrivedatNangisintimetoassembletogetherthirty-threeothermusketeers。
ThefirststrangerledthetroopsofhisEminence。
ThesecondledthetroopsoftheQueen。
ThethirdledthetroopsoftheKing。
Thefightcommenced。Itragedterriblyforsevenhours。ThefirstmusketeerkilledthirtyoftheQueen’stroops。ThesecondmusketeerkilledthirtyoftheKing’stroops。ThethirdmusketeerkilledthirtyofhisEminence’stroops。
Bythistimeitwillbeperceivedthenumberofmusketeershadbeennarroweddowntofouroneachside。
Naturallythethreeprincipalwarriorsapproachedeachother。
Theysimultaneouslyutteredacry。
\"Aramis!\"
\"Athos!\"
\"D’Artagnan!\"
Theyfellintoeachother’sarms。
\"Anditseemsthatwearefightingagainsteachother,mychildren,\"saidtheCountdelaFere,mournfully。
\"Howsingular!\"exclaimedAramisandD’Artagnan。
\"Letusstopthisfratricidalwarfare,\"saidAthos。
\"Wewill!\"theyexclaimedtogether。
\"Buthowtodisbandourfollowers?\"queriedD’Artagnan。
Aramiswinked。Theyunderstoodeachother。\"Letuscut’emdown!\"
Theycut’emdown。Aramiskilledthree。D’Artagnanthree。Athosthree。
Thefriendsagainembraced。\"Howlikeoldtimes,\"saidAramis。
\"Howtouching!\"exclaimedtheseriousandphilosophicCountdelaFere。
Thegallopingofhoofscausedthemtowithdrawfromeachother’sembraces。Agiganticfigurerapidlyapproached。
\"TheinnkeeperofProvins!\"theycried,drawingtheirswords。
\"Perigord,downwithhim!\"shoutedD’Artagnan。
\"Stay,\"saidAthos。
Thegiganticfigurewasbesidethem。Heutteredacry。
\"Athos,Aramis,D’Artagnan!\"
\"Porthos!\"exclaimedtheastonishedtrio。
\"Thesame。\"Theyallfellineachother’sarms。
TheCountdelaFereslowlyraisedhishandstoHeaven。\"Blessyou!Blessus,mychildren!Howeverdifferentouropinionmaybeinregardtopolitics,wehavebutoneopinioninregardtoourownmerits。WherecanyoufindabettermanthanAramus?\"
\"ThanPorthos?\"saidAramis。
\"ThanD’Artagnan?\"saidPorthos。
\"ThanAthos?\"saidD’Artagnan。
CHAPTERIII。
SHOWINGHOWTHEKINGOFFRANCEWENTUPALADDER。
TheKingdescendedintothegarden。Proceedingcautiouslyalongtheterracedwalk,hecametothewallimmediatelybelowthewindowsofMadame。Totheleftweretwowindows,concealedbyvines。TheyopenedintotheapartmentsofLaValliere。
TheKingsighed。
\"Itisaboutnineteenfeettothatwindow,\"saidtheKing。\"IfI
hadaladderaboutnineteenfeetlong,itwouldreachtothatwindow。Thisislogic。\"
SuddenlytheKingstumbledoversomething。\"St。Denis!\"heexclaimed,lookingdown。Itwasaladder,justnineteenfeetlong。
TheKingplaceditagainstthewall。Insodoing,hefixedthelowerendupontheabdomenofamanwholayconcealedbythewallThemandidnotutteracryorwince。TheKingsuspectednothing。
Heascendedtheladder。
Theladderwastooshort。LouistheGrandwasnotatallman。Hewasstilltwofeetbelowthewindow。
\"Dearme!\"saidtheKing。
Suddenlytheladderwasliftedtwofeetfrombelow。ThisenabledtheKingtoleapinthewindow。Atthefartherendoftheapartmentstoodayounggirl,withredhairandalameleg。Shewastremblingwithemotion。
\"Louise!\"
\"TheKing!\"
\"Ah,myGod,mademoiselle。\"
\"Ah,myGod,sire。\"
Butalowknockatthedoorinterruptedthelovers。TheKingutteredacryofrage;Louiseoneofdespair。
ThedooropenedandD’Artagnanentered。
\"Goodevening,sire,\"saidthemusketeer。
TheKingtouchedabell。Porthosappearedinthedoorway。
\"Goodevening,sire。\"
\"ArrestM。D’Artagnan。\"
PorthoslookedatD’Artagnan,anddidnotmove。
TheKingalmostturnedpurplewithrage。Heagaintouchedthebell。Athosentered。
\"Count,arrestPorthosandD’Artagnan。\"
TheCountdelaFereglancedatPorthosandD’Artagnan,andsmiledsweetly。
\"Sacre!WhereisAramis?\"saidtheKing,violently。
\"Here,sire,\"andAramisentered。
\"ArrestAthos,Porthos,andD’Artagnan。\"
Aramisbowedandfoldedhisarms。
\"Arrestyourself!\"
Aramisdidnotmove。
TheKingshudderedandturnedpale。\"AmInotKingofFrance?\"
\"Assuredly,sire,butwearealsoseverally,Porthos,Aramis,D’Artagnan,andAthos。\"
\"Ah!\"saidtheKing。
\"Yes,sire。\"
\"Whatdoesthismean?\"
\"Itmeans,yourMajesty,\"saidAramis,steppingforward,\"thatyourconductasamarriedmanishighlyimproper。IamanAbbe,andI
objecttotheseimproprieties。Myfriendshere,D’Artagnan,Athos,andPorthos,pure-mindedyoungmen,arealsoterriblyshocked。
Observe,sire,howtheyblush!\"
Athos,Porthos,andD’Artagnanblushed。\"Ah,\"saidtheKing,thoughtfully。\"Youteachmealesson。Youaredevotedandnobleyounggentlemen,butyouronlyweaknessisyourexcessivemodesty。
FromthismomentImakeyouallMarshalsandDukes,withtheexceptionofAramis。\"
\"Andme,sire?\"saidAramis。
\"YoushallbeanArchbishop!\"
Thefourfriendslookedupandthenrushedintoeachother’sarms。
TheKingembracedLouisedelaValliere,bywayofkeepingthemcompany。Apauseensued。AtlastAthosspoke:——
\"Swear,mychildren,that,nexttoyourselves,youwillrespect——
theKingofFrance;andrememberthat’Fortyyearsafter’wewillmeetagain。\"
THEDWELLEROFTHETHRESHOLD。
BYSIRED——DL——TT——NB——LW——R。
BOOKI。
THEPROMPTINGSOFTHEIDEAL。
Itwasnoon。SirEdwardhadsteppedfromhisbroughamandwasproceedingonfootdowntheStrand。Hewasdressedwithhisusualfaultlesstaste,butinalightingfromhisvehiclehisfoothadslipped,andasmallrounddiskofconglomeratedsoil,whichinstantlyappearedonhishigharchedinstep,marredtheharmoniousglitterofhisboots。SirEdwardwasfastidious。Castinghiseyesaround,atalittledistanceheperceivedthestandofayouthfulbootblack。Thitherhesauntered,andcarelesslyplacinghisfootonthelowstool,hewaitedtheapplicationofthepolisher’sart。
\"’Tistrue,\"saidSirEdwardtohimself,yethalfaloud,\"thecontactoftheFoulandtheDisgustingmarsthegeneraleffectoftheShinyandtheBeautiful——and,yet,whyamIhere?Irepeatit,calmlyanddeliberately——whyamIhere?Ha!Boy!\"
TheBoylookedup——hisdarkItalianeyesglancedintelligentlyatthePhilosopher,andaswithonehandhetossedbackhisglossycurls,fromhismarblebrow,andwiththeotherhespreadtheequallyglossyDay&MartinovertheBaronet’sboot,heansweredindeeprichtones:\"TheIdealissubjectivetotheReal。Theexerciseofapperceptiongivesadistinctivenesstoidiocracy,whichis,however,subjecttothelimitsofME。YouareanadmireroftheBeautiful,sir。Youwishyourbootsblacked。TheBeautifulisattainablebymeansoftheCoin。\"
\"Ah,\"saidSirEdwardthoughtfully,gazinguponthealmostsupernalbeautyoftheChildbeforehim;\"youspeakwell。YouhavereadKant。\"
TheBoyblusheddeeply。HedrewacopyofKantfromhisblouse,butinhisconfusionseveralothervolumesdroppedfromhisbosomontheground。TheBaronetpickedthemup。
\"Ah!\"saidthePhilosopher,\"what’sthis?Cicero’sDeSenectute,atyourage,too?Martial’sEpigrams,Caesar’sCommentaries。
What!aclassicalscholar?\"
\"EpluribusUnum。Nuxvomica。Nildesperandum。Nihilfit!\"saidtheBoy,enthusiastically。ThePhilosophergazedattheChild。A
strangepresenceseemedtotransfuseandpossesshim。OverthebrowoftheBoyglitteredthepalenimbusoftheStudent。
\"Ah,andSchiller’sRobbers,too?\"queriedthePhilosopher。
\"Dasistausgespielt,\"saidtheBoy,modestly。
\"ThenyouhavereadmytranslationofSchiller’sBallads?\"
continuedtheBaronet,withsomeshowofinterest。
\"Ihave,andinfinitelypreferthemtotheoriginal,\"saidtheBoy,withintellectualwarmth。\"YouhaveshownhowinActuallifewestriveforaGoalwecannotreach;howintheIdealtheGoalisattainable,andthereeffortisvictory。YouhavegivenustheAntithesiswhichisakeytotheRemainder,andconstantlybalancesbeforeustheconditionsoftheActualandtheprivilegesoftheIdeal。\"
Myverywords,\"saidtheBaronet;\"wonderful,wonderful!\"andhegazedfondlyattheItalianboy,whoagainresumedhismenialemployment。Alas!thewingsoftheIdealwerefolded。TheStudenthadbeenabsorbedintheBoy。
ButSirEdward’sbootswereblacked,andheturnedtodepart。
PlacinghishandupontheclusteringtendrilsthatsurroundedtheclassicnoboftheinfantItalian,hesaidsoftly,likeastrainofdistantmusic:——
\"Boy,youhavedonewell。LovetheGood。ProtecttheInnocent。
ProvideforTheIndigent。RespectthePhilosopher……Stay!
CanyoutellwewhatISTheTrue,TheBeautiful,TheInnocent,TheVirtuous?\"
\"Theyarethingsthatcommencewithacapitalletter,\"saidtheBoy,promptly。
\"Enough!Respecteverythingthatcommenceswithacapitalletter!
RespectME!\"anddroppingahalf-pennyinthehandoftheboy,hedeparted。
TheBoygazedfixedlyatthecoin。Afrightfulandinstantaneouschangeoverspreadhisfeatures。Hisnoblebrowwascorrugatedwithbaserlinesofcalculation。Hisblackeye,serpent-like,glitteredwithsuppressedpassion。Droppinguponhishandsandfeet,hecrawledtothecurbstoneandhissedaftertheretreatingformoftheBaronet,thesingleword:——
\"Bilk!\"
BOOKII。
INTHEWORLD。
\"Elevenyearsago,\"saidSirEdwardtohimself,ashisbroughamslowlyrolledhimtowardtheCommitteeRoom;\"justelevenyearsagomynaturalsondisappearedmysteriously。Ihavenodoubtintheworldbutthatthislittlebootblackishe。HismotherdiedinItaly。Heresembleshismotherverymuch。PerhapsIoughttoprovideforhim。ShallIdisclosemyself?No!no!BetterheshouldtastethesweetsofLabor。PenuryennoblesthemindandkindlestheLoveoftheBeautiful。Iwillacttohim,notlikeaFather,notlikeaGuardian,notlikeaFriend——butlikeaPhilosopher!\"
Withthesewords,SirEdwardenteredtheCommitteeRoom。HisSecretaryapproachedhim。\"SirEdward,therearefearsofadivisionintheHouse,andthePrimeMinisterhassentforyou。\"
\"Iwillbethere,\"saidSirEdward,asheplacedhishandonhischestandutteredahollowcough!
NoonewhoheardtheBaronetthatnight,inhissarcasticandwitheringspeechontheDrainageandSewerageBill,wouldhaverecognizedtheloveroftheIdealandthePhilosopheroftheBeautiful。NoonewholistenedtohiseloquencewouldhavedreamedoftheSpartanresolutionthisironmanhadtakeninregardtotheLostBoy——hisownbelovedLionel。None!
\"AfinespeechfromSirEdwardto-night,\"saidLordBillingsgate,as,arm-and-armwiththePremier,heenteredhiscarriage。
\"Yes!buthowdreadfullyhecoughs!\"
\"Exactly。Dr。Bolussayshislungsareentirelygone;hebreathesentirelybyaneffortofwill,andaltogetherindependentofpulmonaryassistance。\"
\"Howstrange!\"andthecarriagerolledaway。
BOOKIII。
THEDWELLEROFTHETHRESHOLD。
\"ADONAI,appear!appear!\"
AndastheSeerspoke,theawfulPresenceglidedoutofNothingness,andsat,sphinx-like,atthefeetoftheAlchemist。
\"Iamcome!\"saidtheThing。
\"Youshouldsay,’Ihavecome,’——it’sbettergrammar,\"saidtheBoy-Neophyte,thoughtfullyaccentingthesubstitutedexpression。
\"Hush,rashBoy,\"saidtheSeer,sternly。\"WouldyouopposeyourfeebleknowledgetotheinfiniteintelligenceoftheUnmistakable?
Aword,andyouarelostforever。\"
TheBoybreathedasilentprayer,and,handingasealedpackagetotheSeer,beggedhimtohandittohisfatherincaseofhisprematuredecease。
\"Youhavesentforme,\"hissedthePresence。\"Beholdme,Apokatharticon,——theUnpronounceable。Inmeallthingsexistthatarenotalreadycoexistent。IamtheUnattainable,theIntangible,theCause,andtheEffect。InmeobservetheBrahmaofMr。
Emerson;notonlyBrahmahimself,butalsothesacredmusicalcompositionrehearsedbythefaithfulHindoo。IamtherealGyges。
Noneothersaregenuine。\"
AndtheveiledSonoftheStarbeamlaidhimselflooselyabouttheroom,andpermeatedSpacegenerally。
\"UnfathomableMystery,\"saidtheRosicrucianinalow,sweetvoice。
\"BraveChildwiththeVitreousOptic!Thouwhopervadestallthingsandrubbestagainstuswithoutabrasionofthecuticle。I
commandthee,speak!\"
Andthemisty,intangible,indefinitePresencespoke。
BOOKIV。
MYSELF。
Aftertheeventsrelatedinthelastchapter,thereaderwillperceivethatnothingwaseasierthantoreconcileSirEdwardtohissonLionel,nortoresuscitatethebeautifulItaliangirl,who,itappears,wasnotdead,andtocauseSirEdwardtomarryhisfirstandboyishlove,whomhehaddeserted。TheyweremarriedinSt。George’s,HanoverSquare。Asthebridalpartystoodbeforethealtar,SirEdward,withasweetsadsmile,said,inquitehisoldmanner:——
\"TheSublimeandBeautifularetheReal;theonlyIdealistheRidiculousandHomely。Letusalwaysrememberthis。Letusthroughlifeendeavortopersonifythevirtues,andalwaysbegin’emwithacapitalletter。Letus,wheneverwecanfindanopportunity,deliveroursentimentsintheformofround-handcopies。RespecttheAged。EschewVulgarity。AdmireOurselves。
RegardtheNovelist。\"
THEHAUNTEDMAN。
ACHRISTMASSTORY。
BYCH——R——SD——CK——NS。
PARTI。
THEFIRSTPHANTOM。
Don’ttellmethatitwasn’taknocker。Ihadseenitoftenenough,andIoughttoknow。Sooughtthethree-o’clockbeer,indirtyhigh-lows,swinginghimselfovertherailing,orexecutingademoniacaljiguponthedoorstep;sooughtthebutcher,althoughbutchersasageneralthingarescornfulofsuchtrifles;sooughtthepostman,towhomknockersofthemostextravagantdescriptionweremerelyhumanweaknesses,thatweretobepitiedandused。Andsoought,forthematterofthat,etc。,etc。,etc。
ButthenitwasSUCHaknocker。Awild,extravagant,andutterlyincomprehensibleknocker。AknockersomysteriousandsuspiciousthatPolicemanX37,firstcominguponit,feltinclinedtotakeitinstantlyincustody,butcompromisedwithhisprofessionalinstinctsbysharplyandsternlynotingitwithaneyethatadmittedofnononsense,butconfidentlyexpectedtodetectitssecretyet。Anuglyknocker;aknockerwithahard,humanface,thatwasatypeoftheharderhumanfacewithin。Ahumanfacethatheldbetweenitsteethabrazenrod。Sohereafter,inthemysteriousfutureshouldbeheld,etc。,etc。
Butiftheknockerhadafiercehumanaspectintheglareofday,youshouldhaveseenitatnight,whenitpeeredoutofthegatheringshadowsandsuggestedanambushedfigure;whenthelightofthestreetlampsfelluponit,andwroughtaplayofsinisterexpressioninitshardoutlines;whenitseemedtowinkmeaninglyatashroudedfigurewho,asthenightfelldarkly,creptupthestepsandpassedintothemysterioushouse;whentheswingingdoordisclosedablackpassageintowhichthefigureseemedtoloseitselfandbecomeapartofthemysteriousgloom;whenthenightgrewboisterousandthefiercewindmadefuriouschargesattheknocker,asiftowrenchitoffandcarryitawayintriumph。Suchanightasthis。
Itwasawildandpitilesswind。Awindthathadcommencedlifeasagentlecountryzephyr,butwanderingthroughmanufacturingtownshadbecomedemoralized,andreachingthecityhadplungedintoextravagantdissipationandwildexcesses。AroisteringwindthatindulgedinBacchanalianshoutsonthestreetcorners,thatknockedoffthehatsfromtheheadsofhelplesspassengers,andthenfulfilleditsdutiesbyspeedingaway,likeallyoungprodigals,——
tosea。
Hesataloneinagloomylibrarylisteningtothewindthatroaredinthechimney。Aroundhimnovelsandstory-bookswerestrewnthickly;inhislapheheldonewithitspagesfreshlycut,andturnedtheleaveswearilyuntilhiseyesresteduponaportraitinitsfrontispiece。Andasthewindhowledthemorefiercely,andthedarknesswithoutfellblacker,astrangeandfatefullikenesstothatportraitappearedabovehischairandleaneduponhisshoulder。TheHauntedMangazedattheportraitandsighed。Thefiguregazedattheportraitandsighedtoo。
\"Hereagain?\"saidtheHauntedMan。
\"Hereagain,\"itrepeatedinalowvoice。
\"Anothernovel?\"
\"Anothernovel。\"
\"Theoldstory?\"
\"Theoldstory。\"
\"Iseeachild,\"saidtheHauntedMan,gazingfromthepagesofthebookintothefire,——\"amostunnaturalchild,amodelinfant。Itisprematurelyoldandphilosophic。Itdiesinpovertytoslowmusic。Itdiessurroundedbyluxurytoslowmusic。Itdieswithanaccompanimentofgoldenwaterandrattlingcartstoslowmusic。
Previoustoitsdeceaseitmakesawill;itrepeatstheLord’sPrayer,itkissesthe’booferlady。’Thatchild——\"
\"Ismine,\"saidthephantom。
\"Iseeagoodwoman,undersized。Iseeseveralcharmingwomen,buttheyareallundersized。Theyaremoreorlessimbecileandidiotic,butalwaysfascinatingandundersized。Theywearcoquettishcapsandaprons。Iobservethatfemininevirtueisinvariablybelowthemediumheight,andthatitisalwayssimpleandinfantine。Thesewomen——\"
\"Aremine。\"
\"Iseeahaughty,proud,andwickedlady。Sheistallandqueenly。
Iremarkthatallproudandwickedwomenaretallandqueenly。
Thatwoman——\"
\"Ismine,\"saidthephantom,wringinghishands。
\"Iseeseveralthingscontinuallyimpending。Iobservethatwheneveranaccident,amurder,ordeathisabouttohappen,thereissomethinginthefurniture,inthelocality,intheatmosphere,thatforeshadowsandsuggestsityearsinadvance。IcannotsaythatinreallifeIhavenoticedit,——theperceptionofthissurprisingfactbelongs——\"
\"Tome!\"saidthephantom。TheHauntedMancontinued,inadespairingtone:——
\"Iseetheinfluenceofthisinthemagazinesanddailypapers;I
seeweakimitatorsriseupandenfeebletheworldwithsenselessformula。Iamgettingtiredofit。Itwon’tdo,Charles!itwon’tdo!\"andtheHauntedManburiedhisheadinhishandsandgroaned。
Thefigurelookeddownuponhimsternly:theportraitinthefrontispiecefrownedashegazed。
\"Wretchedman,\"saidthephantom,\"andhowhavethesethingsaffectedyou?\"
\"OnceIlaughedandcried,butthenIwasyounger。Now,IwouldforgetthemifIcould。\"
\"Havethenyourwish。Andtakethiswithyou,manwhomIrenounce。
FromthisdayhenceforthyoushalllivewiththosewhomIdisplace。
Withoutforgettingme,’twillbeyourlottowalkthroughlifeasifwehadnotmet。Butfirstyoushallsurveythesescenesthathenceforthmustbeyours。Atoneto-night,preparetomeetthephantomIhaveraised。Farewell!\"
Thesoundofitsvoiceseemedtofadeawaywiththedyingwind,andtheHauntedManwasalone。Butthefirelightflickeredgayly,andthelightdancedonthewalls,makinggrotesquefiguresofthefurniture。
\"Ha,ha!\"saidtheHauntedMan,rubbinghishandsgleefully;\"nowforawhiskeypunchandacigar。\"
BOOKII。
THESECONDPHANTOM。
One!Thestrokeofthefar-offbellhadhardlydiedbeforethefrontdoorclosedwithareverberatingclang。Stepswereheardalongthepassage;thelibrarydoorswungopenofitself,andtheKnocker——yes,theKnocker——slowlystrodeintotheroom。TheHauntedManrubbedhiseyes,——no!therecouldbenomistakeaboutit,——itwastheKnocker’sface,mountedonamisty,almostimperceptiblebody。Thebrazenrodwastransferredfromitsmouthtoitsrighthand,whereitwasheldlikeaghostlytruncheon。
\"It’sacoldevening,\"saidtheHauntedMan。
\"Itis,\"saidtheGoblin,inahard,metallicvoice。
\"Itmustbeprettycoldoutthere,\"saidtheHauntedMan,withvaguepoliteness。\"Doyouever——willyou——takesomehotwaterandbrandy?\"
\"No,\"saidtheGoblin。
\"Perhapsyou’dlikeitcold,bywayofchange?\"continuedtheHauntedMan,correctinghimself,asherememberedthepeculiartemperaturewithwhichtheGoblinwasprobablyfamiliar。
\"Timeflies,\"saidtheGoblincoldly。\"Wehavenoleisureforidletalk。Come!\"Hemovedhisghostlytruncheontowardthewindow,andlaidhishandupontheother’sarm。AthistouchthebodyoftheHauntedManseemedtobecomeasthinandincorporealasthatoftheGoblinhimself,andtogethertheyglidedoutofthewindowintotheblackandblowynight。
IntherapidityoftheirflightthesensesoftheHauntedManseemedtoleavehim。Atlengththeystoppedsuddenly。
\"Whatdoyousee?\"askedtheGoblin。
\"Iseeabattlementedmediaevalcastle。Gallantmeninmailrideoverthedrawbridge,andkisstheirgauntletedfingerstofairladies,whowavetheirlilyhandsinreturn。Iseefightandfrayandtournament。Ihearroaringheraldsbawlingthecharmsofdelicatewomen,andshamelesslyproclaimingtheirlovers。Stay。I
seeaJewessabouttoleapfromabattlement。Iseeknightlydeeds,violence,rapine,andagooddealofblood。I’veseenprettymuchthesameatAstley’s。\"
\"Lookagain。\"
\"Iseepurplemoors,glens,masculinewomen,bare-leggedmen,priggishbook-worms,moreviolence,physicalexcellence,andblood。
Alwaysblood,——andthesuperiorityofphysicalattainments。\"
\"Andhowdoyoufeelnow?\"saidtheGoblin。
TheHauntedManshruggedhisshoulders。\"Nonethebetterforbeingcarriedbackandaskedtosympathizewithabarbarousage。\"
TheGoblinsmiledandclutchedhisarm;theyagainspedrapidlythroughtheblacknightandagainhalted。
\"Whatdoyousee?\"saidtheGoblin。
\"Iseeabarrackroom,withamesstable,andagroupofintoxicatedCelticofficerstellingfunnystories,andgivingchallengestoduel。IseeayoungIrishgentlemancapableofperformingprodigiesofvalor。Ilearnincidentallythattheacmeofallheroismisthecornetcyofadragoonregiment。IhearagooddealofFrench!No,thankyou,\"saidtheHauntedManhurriedly,ashestayedthewavinghandoftheGoblin;\"IwouldratherNOTgotothePeninsula,anddon’tcaretohaveaprivateinterviewwithNapoleon。\"
AgaintheGoblinflewawaywiththeunfortunateman,andfromastrangeroaringbelowthemhejudgedtheywereabovetheocean。A
shiphoveinsight,andtheGoblinstayeditsflight。\"Look,\"hesaid,squeezinghiscompanion’sarm。
TheHauntedManyawned。\"Don’tyouthink,Charles,you’reratherrunningthisthingintotheground?Ofcourseit’sverymoralandinstructive,andallthat。Butain’ttherealittletoomuchpantomimeaboutit?Comenow!\"
\"Look!\"repeatedtheGoblin,pinchinghisarmmalevolently。TheHauntedMangroaned。
\"O,ofcourse,IseeherMajesty’sshipArethusa。OfcourseIamfamiliarwithhersternFirstLieutenant,hereccentricCaptain,heronefascinatingandseveralmischievousmidshipmen。OfcourseIknowit’sasplendidthingtoseeallthis,andnottobeseasick。O,theretheyounggentlemenaregoingtoplayatrickonthepurser。ForGod’ssake,letusgo,\"andtheunhappymanabsolutelydraggedtheGoblinawaywithhim。
Whentheynexthalted,itwasattheedgeofabroadandboundlessprairie,inthemiddleofanoakopening。
\"Isee,\"saidtheHauntedMan,withoutwaitingforhiscue,butmechanically,andasifhewererepeatingalessonwhichtheGoblinhadtaughthim,——\"IseetheNobleSavage。Heisveryfinetolookat!ButIobserveunderhiswar-paint,feathers,andpicturesqueblanket,dirt,disease,andanunsymmetricalcontour。Iobservebeneathhisinflatedrhetoricdeceitandhypocrisy;beneathhisphysicalhardihood,cruelty,malice,andrevenge。TheNobleSavageisahumbug。IremarkedthesametoMr。Catlin。\"
\"Come,\"saidthephantom。
TheHauntedMansighed,andtookouthiswatch。\"Couldn’twedotherestofthisanothertime?\"
\"Myhourisalmostspent,irreverentbeing,butthereisyetachanceforyourreformation。Come!\"
Againtheyspedthroughthenight,andagainhalted。Thesoundofdeliciousbutmelancholymusicfellupontheirears。
\"Isee,\"saidtheHauntedMan,withsomethingofinterestinhismanner,——\"Iseeanoldmoss-coveredmansebesideasluggish,flowingriver。Iseeweirdshapes:witches,Puritans,clergymen,littlechildren,judges,mesmerizedmaidens,movingtothesoundofmelodythatthrillsmewithitssweetnessandpurity。But,althoughcarriedalongitscalmandevenlyflowingcurrent,theshapesarestrangeandfrightful:aneatinglichengnawsattheheartofeach。Notonlytheclergymen,butwitch,maiden,judge,andPuritan,allwearScarletLettersofsomekindburnedupontheirhearts。Iamfascinatedandthrilled,butIfeelamorbidsensitivenesscreepingoverme。I——Ibegyourpardon。\"TheGoblinwasyawningfrightfully。\"Well,perhapswehadbettergo。\"
\"Onemore,andthelast,\"saidtheGoblin。
Theyweremovinghome。Streaksofredwerebeginningtoappearintheeasternsky。Alongthebanksoftheblacklyflowingriverbymoorlandandstagnantfens,bylowhouses,clusteringclosetothewater’sedge,likestrangemollusks,crawleduponthebeachtodry;
bymistyblackbarges,themoremistyandindistinctseenthroughitsmysteriousveil,theriverfogwasslowlyrising。SorolledawayandrosefromtheheartoftheHauntedMan,etc。,etc。
Theystoppedbeforeaquaintmansionofredbrick。TheGoblinwavedhishandwithoutspeaking。
\"Isee,\"saidtheHauntedMan,\"agaydrawing-room。Iseemyoldfriendsoftheclub,ofthecollege,ofsociety,evenastheylivedandmoved。Iseethegallantandunselfishmen,whomIhaveloved,andthesnobswhomIhavehated。Iseestrangelyminglingwiththem,andnowandthenblendingwiththeirforms,ouroldfriendsDickSteele,Addison,andCongreve。Iobserve,though,thatthesegentlemenhaveahabitofgettingtoomuchintheway。TheroyalstandardofQueenAnne,notinitselfabeautifulornament,israthertooprominentinthepicture。Thelonggalleriesofblackoak,theformalfurniture,theoldportraits,arepicturesque,butdepressing。Thehouseisdamp。Ienjoymyselfbetterhereonthelawn,wheretheyaregettingupaVanityFair。See,thebellrings,thecurtainisrising,thepuppetsarebroughtoutforanewplay。Letmesee。\"
TheHauntedManwaspressingforwardinhiseagerness,butthehandoftheGoblinstayedhim,andpointingtohisfeethesaw,betweenhimandtherisingcurtain,anew-madegrave。Andbendingabovethegraveinpassionategrief,theHauntedManbeheldthephantomofthepreviousnight。
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TheHauntedManstarted,and——woke。Thebrightsunshinestreamedintotheroom。Theairwassparklingwithfrost。Heranjoyouslytothewindowandopenedit。Asmallboysalutedhimwith\"MerryChristmas。\"TheHauntedManinstantlygavehimaBankofEnglandnote。\"HowmuchlikeTinyTim,Tom,andBobbythatboylooked,——
blessmysoul,whatageniusthisDickenshas!\"
Aknockatthedoor,andBootsentered。
\"Consideryoursalarydoubledinstantly。HaveyoureadDavidCopperfield?\"
\"Yezzur。\"
\"Yoursalaryisquadrupled。WhatdoyouthinkoftheOldCuriosityShop?\"
Themaninstantlyburstintoatorrentoftears,andthenintoaroaroflaughter。
\"Enough!Herearefivethousandpounds。Openaporter-house,andcallit,’OurMutualFriend。’Huzza!Ifeelsohappy!\"AndthehauntedMandancedabouttheroom。
Andso,bathedinthelightofthatblessedsun,andyetglowingwiththewarmthofagoodaction,theHauntedMan,hauntednolonger,savebythoseshapeswhichmakethedreamsofchildrenbeautiful,reseatedhimselfinhischair,andfinishedOurMutualFriend。
MISSMIX。
BYCH——L——TTEBR——NTE。
CHAPTERI。
Myearliestimpressionsareofahuge,misshapenrock,againstwhichthehoarsewavesbeatunceasingly。Onthisrockthreepelicansarestandinginadefiantattitude。Adarkskylowersinthebackground,whiletwosea-gullsandagiganticcormoranteyewithextremedisfavorthefloatingcorpseofadrownedwomanintheforeground。Afewbracelets,coralnecklaces,andotherarticlesofjewelry,scatteredaroundloosely,completethisremarkablepicture。
Itisonewhich,insomevague,unconsciousway,symbolizes,tomyfancy,thecharacterofaman。Ihaveneverbeenabletoexplainexactlywhy。IthinkImusthaveseenthepictureinsomeillustratedvolume,whenababy,ormymothermayhavedreameditbeforeIwasborn。