第2章

WemustnoteherethatthereiscertainsectinEnglandcalledPuritans;these,accordingtothedoctrineoftheChurchofGeneva,rejectallceremoniesancientlyheld,andadmitofneitherorgansnortombsintheirplacesofworship,andentirelyabhoralldifferenceinrankamongChurchmen,suchasbishops,deans,&c。;

theywerefirstnamedPuritansbytheJesuitSandys。Theydonotliveseparate,butmixwiththoseoftheChurchofEnglandinthecolleges。

Potton,avillage。

Ampthill,atown;herewesawimmensenumbersofrabbits,whicharereckonedasgoodashares,andareverywelltasted。

WepassedthroughthetownsofWoburn,Leighton,Aylesbury,andWheatley。

Oxonium,Oxford,thefamedAthensofEngland;thatgloriousseminaryoflearningandwisdom,whencereligion,politeness,andletters,areabundantlydispersedintoallpartsofthekingdom。Thetownisremarkablyfine,whetheryouconsidertheeleganceofitsprivatebuildings,themagnificenceofitspublicones,orthebeautyandwholesomenessofitssituation,whichisonaplain,encompassedinsuchamannerwithhills,shadedwithwood,astobeshelteredontheonehandfromthesicklysouth,andontheotherfromtheblusteringwest,butopentotheeast,thatblowssereneweather,andtothenorth,thepreventerofcorruption,fromwhich,intheopinionofsome,itformerlyobtainedtheappellationofBellositum。

Thistowniswateredbytworivers,theCherwellandtheIsis,vulgarlycalledtheOuse;andthoughthesestreamsjoininthesamechannel,yettheIsisrunsmoreentireandwithmorerapiditytowardsthesouth,retainingitsnametillitmeetstheThame,whichitseemslongtohavesought,atWallingford;thence,calledbythecompoundnameofThames,itflowstheprinceofallBritishrivers,ofwhomwemayjustlysay,astheancientsdidoftheEuphrates,thatitbothsowsandwatersEngland。

ThecollegesinthisfamousUniversityareasfollows:-

InthereignofHenryIII。,WalterMerton,BishopofRochester,removedthecollegehehadfoundedinSurrey,1274,toOxford,enrichedit,andnameditMertonCollege;andsoonafter,William,ArchdeaconofDurham,restored,withadditions,thatbuildingofAlfred’snowcalledUniversityCollege;inthereignofEdwardI。,JohnBaliol,KingofScotland,or,assomewillhaveit,hisparents,foundedBaliolCollege;inthereignofEdwardII。,WalterStapleton,BishopofExeter,foundedExeterCollegeandHartHall;

and,inimitationofhim,theKing,King’sCollege,commonlycalledOriel,andSt。Mary’sHall;next,Philippa,wifeofEdwardIII。,builtQueen’sCollege;andSimonIslip,ArchbishopofCanterbury,CanterburyCollege;WilliamWykeham,BishopofWinchester,raisedthatmagnificentstructurecalledNewCollege;MagdalenCollegewasbuiltbyWilliamWainflete,BishopofWinchester,anobleedifice,finelysituatedanddelightfulforitswalks;atthesametime,Humphrey,DukeofGloucester,thatgreatencourageroflearning,builttheDivinitySchoolverysplendidly,andoveritalibrary,towhichhegaveanhundredandtwenty-nineverychoicebooks,purchasedatagreatpricefromItaly,butthepublichaslongsincebeenrobbedoftheuseofthembytheavariceofparticulars:

LincolnCollege;AllSouls’College;St。Bernard’sCollege;Brazen-

NoseCollege,foundedbyWilliamSmith,BishopofLincoln,inthereignofHenryVII。;itsrevenueswereaugmentedbyAlexanderNowel,DeanofSt。Paul’s,London;uponthegateofthiscollegeisfixedanoseofbrass;CorpusChristiCollege,builtbyRichardFox,BishopofWinchester——underhispictureintheCollegechapelarelinesimportingthatitistheexactrepresentationofhispersonanddress。

Christ’sChurch,thelargestandmostelegantofthemall,wasbegunonthegroundofSt。Frideswide’sMonastery,byThomasWolsey,CardinalofYork,towhichHenryVIII。joinedCanterburyCollege,settledgreatrevenuesuponit,andnameditChrist’sChurch;thesamegreatprince,outofhisowntreasury,tothedignityofthetownandornamentoftheUniversity,madetheoneabishoprie,andinstitutedprofessorshipsintheother。

JesusCollege,builtbyHughPrice,DoctorofLaws。

Thatfineedifice,thePublicSchools,wasentirelyraisedbyQueenMary,andadornedwithvariousinscriptions。

Thusfarofthecollegesandhalls,whichforthebeautyoftheirbuildings,theirrichendowments,andcopiouslibraries,excelalltheacademiesintheChristianworld。Weshalladdalittleoftheacademiesthemselves,andthosethatinhabitthem。

Thesestudentsleadalifealmostmonastic;forasthemonkshadnothingintheworldtodobutwhentheyhadsaidtheirprayersatstatedhourstoemploythemselvesininstructivestudies,nomorehavethese。Theyaredividedintothreetables:thefirstiscalledtheFellows’table,towhichareadmittedearls,barons,gentlemen,doctors,andMastersofArts,butveryfewofthelatter——

thisismoreplentifullyandexpensivelyservedthantheothers;

thesecondisforMastersofArts,Bachelors,somegentlemen,andeminentcitizens;thethirdforpeopleoflowcondition。Whiletherestareatdinnerorsupperinagreathall,wheretheyareallassembled,oneofthestudentsreadsaloudtheBible,whichisplacedonadeskinthemiddleofthehall,andthisofficeeveryoneofthemtakesuponhimselfinhisturn。Assoonasgraceissaidaftereachmeal,everyoneisatlibertyeithertoretiretohisownchambersortowalkintheCollegegarden,therebeingnonethathasnotadelightfulone。TheirhabitisalmostthesameasthatoftheJesuits,theirgownsreachingdowntotheirankles,sometimeslinedwithfur;theywearsquarecaps。Thedoctors,MastersofArts,andprofessors,haveanotherkindofgownthatdistinguishesthem。EverystudentofanyconsiderablestandinghasakeytotheCollegelibrary,fornocollegeiswithoutone。

Inanout-partofthetownaretheremainsofaprettylargefortification,butquiteinruins。Wewereentertainedatsupperwithanexcellentconcert,composedofavarietyofinstruments。

ThenextdaywewentasfarastheRoyalPalaceofWoodstock,whereKingEthelredformerlyheldaParliament,andenactedcertainlaws。

Thispalace,aboundinginmagnificence,wasbuiltbyHenryI。,towhichhejoinedaverylargepark,enclosedwithawall;accordingtoJohnRosse,thefirstparkinEngland。InthisverypalacethepresentreigningQueenElizabeth,beforeshewasconfinedtotheTower,waskeptprisonerbyhersisterMary。Whileshewasdetainedhere,intheutmostperilofherlife,shewrotewithapieceofcharcoalthefollowingverse,composedbyherself,uponawindowshutter:-

\"OFortune!howthyrestlesswaveringstateHathfraughtwithcaresmytroubledwit!

WitnessthispresentprisonwhitherfateHathborneme,andthejoysIquit。

ThoucausedesttheguiltytobeloosedFrombandswherewithareinnocentsenclosed;

Causingtheguiltlesstobestraitreserved,Andfreeingthosethatdeathhadwelldeserved:

Butbyherenvycanbenothingwrought,SoGodsendtomyfoesalltheyhavethought。

A。D。,M。D。L。V。\"

\"Elizabeth,Prisoner。

Notfarfromthispalacearetobeseen,nearaspringofthebrightestwater,theruinsofthehabitationofRosamondClifford,whoseexquisitebeautysoentirelycaptivatedtheheartofKingHenryII。thathelostthethoughtofallotherwomen;sheissaidtohavebeenpoisonedatlastbytheQueen。Allthatremainsofhertombofstone,thelettersofwhicharealmostwornout,isthefollowing:-

\"……Adorent,UtquetibideturrequiesRosamundaprecamur。\"

Therhymingepitaphfollowingwasprobablytheperformanceofsomemonk:-

\"HicjacetintumbaRosamundinonRosamunda,Nonredoletsedolet,quaeredoleresolet。\"

ReturningfromhencetoOxford,afterdinnerweproceededonourjourney,andpassedthroughEwhelme,aroyalpalace,inwhichsomealms-peoplearesupportedbyanallowancefromtheCrown。

Nettlebed,avillage。

WewentthroughthelittletownofHenley;fromhencetheChilternHillsbearnorthinacontinuedridge,anddividethecountiesofOxfordandBuckingham。

WepassedMaidenhead。

Windsor,aroyalcastle,supposedtohavebeenbegunbyKingArthur,itsbuildingsmuchincreasedbyEdwardIII。Thesituationisentirelyworthyofbeingaroyalresidence,amorebeautifulbeingscarcetobefound;for,fromthebrowofagentlerising,itenjoystheprospectofanevenandgreencountry;itsfrontcommandsavalleyextendedeveryway,andchequeredwitharablelandsandpasturage,clothedupanddownwithgroves,andwateredbythatgentlestofrivers,theThames;behindriseseveralhills,butneithersteepnorveryhigh,crownedwithwoods,andseemingdesignedbyNatureherselfforthepurposeofhunting。

TheKingsofEngland,invitedbythedeliciousnessoftheplace,veryoftenretirehither;andherewasborntheconquerorofFrance,thegloriousKingEdwardIII。,whobuiltthecastlenewfromtheground,andthoroughlyfortifieditwithtrenches,andtowersofsquarestone,and,havingsoonaftersubduedinbattleJohn,KingofFrance,andDavid,KingofScotland,hedetainedthembothprisonershereatthesametime。Thiscastle,besidesbeingtheRoyalPalace,andhavingsomemagnificenttombsoftheKingsofEngland,isfamousfortheceremoniesbelongingtotheKnightsoftheGarter。ThisOrderwasinstitutedbyEdwardIII。,thesamewhotriumphedsoillustriouslyoverJohn,KingofFrance。TheKnightsoftheGarterarestrictlychosenfortheirmilitaryvirtues,andantiquityoffamily;theyareboundbysolemnoathandvowtomutualandperpetualfriendshipamongthemselves,andtothenotavoidinganydangerwhatever,orevendeathitself,tosupport,bytheirjointendeavours,thehonouroftheSociety;theyarestyledCompanionsoftheGarter,fromtheirwearingbelowtheleftkneeapurplegarter,inscribedinlettersofgoldwith\"HONISOITQUIMALYPENSE,\"I。E。,\"Eviltohimthatevilthinks。\"Thistheywearupontheleftleg,inmemoryofonewhich,happeningtountie,wasletfallbyagreatlady,passionatelybelovedbyEdward,whileshewasdancing,andwasimmediatelysnatchedupbytheKing,who,todohonourtothelady,notoutofanytriflinggallantry,butwithamostseriousandhonourablepurpose,dedicatedittothelegsofthemostdistinguishednobility。TheceremoniesofthisSocietyarecelebratedeveryyearatWindsoronSt。George’sDay,thetutelarsaintoftheOrder,theKingpresiding;andthecustomisthattheKnightsCompanionsshouldhanguptheirhelmetandshield,withtheirarmsblazonedonit,insomeconspicuouspartofthechurch。

TherearethreeprincipalandverylargecourtsinWindsorCastle,whichgivegreatpleasuretothebeholders:thefirstisenclosedwithmostelegantbuildingsofwhitestone,flat-roofed,andcoveredwithlead;heretheKnightsoftheGarterarelodged;inthemiddleisadetachedhouse,remarkableforitshightower,whichthegovernorinhabits。Inthisisthepublickitchen,wellfurnishedwithproperutensils,besidesaspaciousdining-room,whereallthepoorKnightseatatthesametable,forintothisSocietyoftheGarter,theKingandSovereignelects,athisownchoice,certainpersons,whomustbegentlemenofthreedescents,andsuchas,fortheirageandthestraitnessoftheirfortunes,arefitterforsayingtheirprayersthanfortheserviceofwar;toeachofthemisassignedapensionofeighteenpoundsperannumandclothes。Thechiefinstitutionofsomagnificentafoundationis,thattheyshouldsaytheirdailyprayerstoGodfortheKing’ssafety,andthehappyadministrationforthekingdom,towhichpurposetheyattendtheservice,meetingtwiceeverydayatchapel。Theleftsideofthiscourtisornamentedbyamostmagnificentchapelofonehundredandthirty-fourpacesinlength,andsixteeninbreadth;inthisareeighteenseatsfittedupinthetimeofEdwardIII。foranequalnumberofKnights:thisvenerablebuildingisdecoratedwiththenoblemonumentsofEdwardIV。,HenryVI。,andVIII。,andofhiswifeQueenJane。Itreceivesfromroyalliberalitytheannualincomeoftwothousandpounds,andthatstillmuchincreasedbythemunificenceofEdwardIII。andHenryVII。ThegreatestprincesinChristendomhavetakenitforthehighesthonourtobeadmittedintotheOrderoftheGarter;andsinceitsfirstinstitutionabouttwentykings,besidesthoseofEngland,whoarethesovereignsofit,nottomentiondukesandpersonsofthegreatestfigure,havebeenofit。Itconsistsoftwenty-sixCompanions。

Intheinwardchoirofthechapelarehungupsixteencoats-of-arms,swords,andbanners;amongwhicharethoseofCharlesV。andRodolphusII。,Emperors;ofPhilipofSpain;HenryIII。ofFrance;

FredericII。ofDenmark,&c。;ofCasimir,CountPalatineoftheRhine;andotherChristianprinceswhohavebeenchosenintothisOrder。

Inthebackchoir,oradditionalchapel,areshownpreparationsmadebyCardinalWolsey,whowasafterwardscapitallypunished,{12}forhisowntomb;consistingofeightlargebrazencolumnsplacedroundit,andnearerthetombfourothersintheshapeofcandlesticks;

thetombitselfisofwhiteandblackmarble;allwhicharereserved,accordingtoreport,forthefuneralofQueenElizabeth;

theexpensesalreadymadeforthatpurposeareestimatedatupwardsof60,000pounds。Inthesamechapelisthesurcoat{13}ofEdwardIII。,andthetombofEdwardFynes,EarlofLincoln,BaronClintonandSay,KnightoftheMostNobleOrderoftheGarter,andformerlyLordHighAdmiralofEngland。

ThesecondcourtofWindsorCastlestandsuponhigherground,andisenclosedwithwallsofgreatstrength,andbeautifiedwithfinebuildingsandatower;itwasanancientcastle,ofwhicholdannalsspeakinthismanner:KingEdward,A。D。1359,begananewbuildinginthatpartoftheCastleofWindsorwherehewasborn;forwhichreasonhetookcareitshouldbedecoratedwithlargerandfineredificesthantherest。InthispartwerekeptprisonersJohn,KingofFrance,andDavid,KingofScots,overwhomEdwardtriumphedatoneandthesametime:itwasbytheiradvice,struckwiththeadvantageofitssituation,andwiththesumspaidfortheirransom,thatbydegreesthiscastlestretchedtosuchmagnificence,astoappearnolongerafortress,butatownofproperextent,andinexpugnabletoanyhumanforce。ThisparticularpartofthecastlewasbuiltatthesoleexpenseoftheKingofScotland,exceptonetower,which,fromitshavingbeenerectedbytheBishopofWinchester,PrelateoftheOrder,iscalledWinchesterTower;{14}

thereareahundredstepstoit,soingeniouslycontrivedthathorsescaneasilyascendthem;itisahundredandfiftypacesincircuit;withinitarepreservedallmannerofarmsnecessaryforthedefenceoftheplace。

Thethirdcourtismuchthelargestofany,builtattheexpenseofthecaptiveKingofFrance;asitstandshigher,soitgreatlyexcelsthetwoformerinsplendourandelegance;ithasonehundredandforty-eightpacesinlength,andninety-seveninbreadth;inthemiddleofitisafountainofveryclearwater,broughtunderground,atanexcessiveexpense,fromthedistanceoffourmiles。

Towardstheeastaremagnificentapartmentsdestinedfortheroyalhousehold;towardsthewestisatennis-courtfortheamusementoftheCourt;onthenorthsidearetheroyalapartments,consistingofmagnificentchambers,halls,andbathing-rooms,{15}andaprivatechapel,theroofofwhichisembellishedwithgoldenrosesandFLEURS-DE-LIS:inthis,too,isthatverylargebanqueting-room,seventy-eightpaceslong,andthirtywide,inwhichtheKnightsoftheGarterannuallycelebratethememoryoftheirtutelarsaint,St。

George,withasolemnandmostpompousservice。

Fromhencerunsawalkofincrediblebeauty,threehundredandeightypacesinlength,setroundoneverysidewithsupportersofwood,whichsustainabalcony,fromwhencethenobilityandpersonsofdistinctioncantakethepleasureofseeinghuntingandhawkinginalawnofsufficientspace;forthefieldsandmeadows,cladwithvarietyofplantsandflowers,swellgraduallyintohillsofperpetualverdurequiteuptothecastle,andatbottomstretchoutinanextendedplain,thatstrikesthebeholderswithdelight。

Besideswhathasbeenalreadymentioned,thereareworthyofnoticeheretwobathing-rooms,ceiledandwainscotedwithlooking-glass;

thechamberinwhichHenryVI。wasborn;QueenElizabeth’sbedchamber,whereisatableofredmarblewithwhitestreaks;agalleryeverywhereornamentedwithemblemsandfigures;achamberinwhicharetheroyalbedsofHenryVII。andhisQueen,ofEdwardVI。,ofHenryVIII。,andofAnneBoleyn,allofthemelevenfeetsquare,andcoveredwithquiltsshiningwithgoldandsilver;QueenElizabeth’sbed,withcuriouscoveringsofembroidery,butnotquitesolongorlargeastheothers;apieceoftapestry,inwhichisrepresentedClovis,KingofFrance,withanangelpresentingtohimtheFLEURS-DE-LIStobeborneinhisarms;forbeforehistimetheKingsofFranceborethreetoadsintheirshield,insteadofwhichtheyafterwardsplacedthreeFLEURS-DE-LISonabluefield;thisantiquetapestryissaidtohavebeentakenfromaKingofFrance,whiletheEnglishweremastersthere。Wewereshownhere,amongotherthings,thehornofaunicorn,ofaboveeightspansandahalfinlength,valuedatabove10,000pounds;thebirdofparadise,threespanslong,threefingersbroad,havingabluebillofthelengthofhalfaninch,theupperpartofitsheadyellow,thenetherpartofa……colour;{16}alittlelowerfromeithersideofitsthroatstickoutsomereddishfeathers,aswellasfromitsbackandtherestofitsbody;itswings,ofayellowcolour,aretwiceaslongasthebirditself;fromitsbackgrowoutlengthwaystwofibresornerves,biggerattheirends,butlikeaprettystrongthread,ofaleadencolour,incliningtoblack,withwhich,asithasnotfeet,itissaidtofastenitselftotreeswhenitwantstorest;acushionmostcuriouslywroughtbyQueenElizabeth’sownhands。

IntheprecinctsofWindsor,ontheothersidetheThames,bothwhosebanksarejoinedbyabridgeofwood,isEton,awell-builtCollege,andfamousschoolforpoliteletters,foundedbyHenryVI。;

where,besidesamaster,eightfellowsandchanters,sixtyboysaremaintainedgratis。Theyaretaughtgrammar,andremainintheschooltill,upontrialmadeoftheirgeniusandprogressinstudy,theyaresenttotheUniversityofCambridge。

Aswewerereturningtoourinn,wehappenedtomeetsomecountrypeopleCELEBRATINGTHEIRHARVESTHOME;theirlastloadofcorntheycrownwithflowers,havingbesidesanimagerichlydressed,bywhich,perhaps,theywouldsignifyCeres;thistheykeepmovingabout,whilemenandwomen,menandmaidservants,ridingthroughthestreetsinthecart,shoutasloudastheycantilltheyarriveatthebarn。Thefarmersheredonotbinduptheircorninsheaves,astheydowithus,butdirectlyastheyhavereapedormowedit,putitintocarts,andconveyitintotheirbarns。

WewentthroughthetownofStaines。

HamptonCourt,aRoyalPalace,magnificentlybuiltwithbrickbyCardinalWolseyinostentationofhiswealth,whereheenclosedfiveveryamplecourts,consistingofnobleedificesinverybeautifulwork。OverthegateinthesecondareaistheQueen’sdevice,agoldenRose,withthismotto,\"DieuetmonDroit:\"ontheinwardsideofthisgatearetheeffigiesofthetwelveRomanEmperorsinplaster。Thechiefareaispavedwithsquarestone;initscentreisafountainthatthrowsupwater,coveredwithagiltcrown,onthetopofwhichisastatueofJustice,supportedbycolumnsofblackandwhitemarble。Thechapelofthispalaceismostsplendid,inwhichtheQueen’sclosetisquitetransparent,havingitswindowofcrystal。Wewereledintotwochambers,calledthepresence,orchambersofaudience,whichshonewithtapestryofgoldandsilverandsilkofdifferentcolours:underthecanopyofstatearethesewordsembroideredinpearl,\"VIVATHENRICUSOCTAVUS。\"Hereisbesidesasmallchapelrichlyhungwithtapestry,wheretheQueenperformsherdevotions。Inherbedchamberthebedwascoveredwithverycostlycoverlidsofsilk:atnogreatdistancefromthisroomwewereshownabed,thetesterofwhichwasworkedbyAnneBoleyn,andpresentedbyhertoherhusbandHenryVIII。Alltheotherrooms,beingverynumerous,areadornedwithtapestryofgold,silver,andvelvet,insomeofwhichwerewovenhistorypieces;inothers,TurkishandAmericandresses,allextremelynatural。

Inthehallarethesecuriosities:

Averyclearlooking-glass,ornamentedwithcolumnsandlittleimagesofalabaster;aportraitofEdwardVI。,brothertoQueenElizabeth;thetrueportraitofLucretia;apictureofthebattleofPavia;thehistoryofChrist’spassion,carvedinmother-of-pearl;

theportraitsofMaryQueenofScots,whowasbeheaded,andherdaughter;{17}thepictureofFerdinand,PrinceofSpain,andofPhiliphisson;thatofHenryVIII。——underitwasplacedtheBiblecuriouslywrittenuponparchment;anartificialsphere;severalmusicalinstruments;inthetapestryarerepresentednegroesridinguponelephants。ThebedinwhichEdwardVI。issaidtohavebeenborn,andwherehismotherJaneSeymourdiedinchild-bed。Inonechamberwereseveralexcessivelyrichtapestries,whicharehungupwhentheQueengivesaudiencetoforeignambassadors;therewerenumbersofcushionsornamentedwithgoldandsilver;manycounterpanesandcoverlidsofbedslinedwithermine:inshort,allthewallsofthepalaceshinewithgoldandsilver。HereisbesidesacertaincabinetcalledParadise,wherebesidesthateverythingglitterssowithsilver,gold,andjewels,astodazzleone’seyes,thereisamusicalinstrumentmadeallofglass,exceptthestrings。

Afterwardswewereledintothegardens,whicharemostpleasant;

herewesawrosemarysoplantedandnailedtothewallsastocoverthementirely,whichisamethodexceedingcommoninEngland。

Kingston,amarkettown。

Nonesuch,aroyalretreat,inaplaceformerlycalledCuddington,averyhealthfulsituation,chosenbyKingHenryVIII。forhispleasureandretirement,andbuiltbyhimwithanexcessofmagnificenceandelegance,eventoostentation:onewouldimagineeverythingthatarchitecturecanperformtohavebeenemployedinthisonework。Thereareeverywheresomanystatuesthatseemtobreathesomanymiraclesofconsummateart,somanycaststhatrivaleventheperfectionofRomanantiquity,thatitmaywellclaimandjustifyitsnameofNonesuch,beingwithoutanequal;orasthepostsung-

\"This,whichnoequalhasinartorfame,BritonsdeservedlydoNONESUCHname。\"

Thepalaceitselfissoencompassedwithparksfullofdeer,deliciousgardens,grovesornamentedwithtrellis-work,cabinetsofverdure,andwalkssoembrownedbytrees,thatitseemstobeaplacepitcheduponbyPleasureherself,todwellinalongwithHealth。

Inthepleasureandartificialgardensaremanycolumnsandpyramidsofmarble,twofountainsthatspoutwateroneroundtheotherlikeapyramid,uponwhichareperchedsmallbirdsthatstreamwateroutoftheirbills。IntheGroveofDianaisaveryagreeablefountain,withActaeonturnedintoastag,ashewassprinkledbythegoddessandhernymphs,withinscriptions。

Thereisbesidesanotherpyramidofmarblefullofconcealedpipes,whichspurtuponallwhocomewithintheirreach。

ReturnedfromhencetoLondon。

ASHORTDESCRIPTIONOFENGLAND。

Britain,consistingofthetwokingdomsofEnglandandScotland,isthelargestislandintheworld,encompassedbytheocean,theGermanandFrenchseas。ThelargestandsouthernpartofitisEngland,sonamedfromtheAngli,whoquittingthelittleterritoryyetcalledAngelinthekingdomofDenmark,tookpossessionhere。

ItisgovernedbyitsownKing,whoownsnosuperiorbutGod。Itisdividedintothirty-ninecounties,towhichthirteeninWaleswereaddedbyHenryVIII。,thefirstwhodistributedthatprincipalityintocounties;overeachofthese,intimesofdanger,alordlieutenant,nominatedbytheKing,presideswithanunlimitedpower。

Everyyearsomegentleman,aninhabitantoftheplace,isappointedsheriff;hisofficeistocollectthepublicmoneys,toraisefines,ortomakeseizures,andaccountforittotheTreasury;toattenduponthejudges,andputtheirsentenceinexecution;toempanelthejury,whosituponfacts,andreturntheirverdicttothejudges(whoinEnglandareonlysuchofthelaw,andnotofthefact);toconveythecondemnedtoexecution,andtodertermineinlessercauses,forthegreateraretriedbythejudges,formerlycalledtravellingjudgesofassize;thesegotheircircuitsthroughthecountiestwiceeveryyeartohearcauses,andpronouncesentenceuponprisoners。

Astoecclesiasticaljurisdiction,afterthePopeshadassignedachurchandparishtoeverypriest,Honorius,ArchbishopofCanterbury,abouttheyear636,begantodivideEnglandinthesamemannerintoparishes:asithastwoProvinces,soithastwoArchbishops:theoneofCanterbury,PrimateandMetropolitanofallEngland;theotherofYork:subjecttothesearetwenty-fivebishops,viz。,twenty-twotoCanterbury,theremainingthreetoYork。

Thesoilisfruitful,andaboundswithcattle,whichinclinestheinhabitantsrathertofeedingthanploughing,sothatnearathirdpartofthelandisleftuncultivatedforgrazing。Theclimateismosttemperateatalltimes,andtheairneverheavy,consequentlymaladiesarescarcer,andlessphysicisusedtherethananywhereelse。Therearebutfewrivers;thoughthesoilisproductive,itbearsnowine;butthatwantissuppliedfromabroadbythebestkinds,asofOrleans,Gascon,Rhenish,andSpanish。Thegeneraldrinkisbeer,whichispreparedfrombarley,andisexcellentlywelltasted,butstrong,andwhatsoonfuddles。Therearemanyhillswithoutonetree,oranyspring,whichproduceaveryshortandtendergrass,andsupplyplentyoffoodtosheep;uponthesewandernumerousflocks,extremelywhite,andwhetherfromthetemperatureoftheair,orgoodnessoftheearth,bearingsofterandfinerfleecesthanthoseofanyothercountry:thisisthetrueGoldenFleece,inwhichconsistthechiefrichesoftheinhabitants,greatsumsofmoneybeingbroughtintotheislandbymerchants,chieflyforthatarticleoftrade。Thedogshereareparticularlygood。Ithasminesofgold,silver,andtin(ofwhichallmanneroftableutensilsaremade,inbrightnessequaltosilver,andusedalloverEurope),oflead,andofiron,butnotmuchofthelatter。Thehorsesaresmallbutswift。Glasshousesareinplentyhere。

OFTHEMANNERSOFTHEENGLISH。

TheEnglishareserious,liketheGermans;loversofshow,likingtobefollowedwherevertheygobywholetroopsofservants,whoweartheirmasters’armsinsilver,fastenedtotheirleftarms,aridiculetheydeservedlylieunder。Theyexcelindancingandmusic,fortheyareactiveandlively,thoughofathickermakethantheFrench;theycuttheirhaircloseonthemiddleofthehead,lettingitgrowoneitherside;theyaregoodsailors,andbetterpirates,cunning,treacherousandthievish;abovethreehundredaresaidtobehangedannuallyatLondon;beheadingwiththemislessinfamousthanhanging;theygivethewallastheplaceofhonour;

hawkingisthegeneralsportofthegentry;theyaremorepoliteineatingthantheFrench,devouringlessbread,butmoremeat,whichtheyroastinperfection;theyputagreatdealofsugarintheirdrink;theirbedsarecoveredwithtapestry,eventhoseoffarmers;

theyareoftenmolestedwiththescurvy,saidtohavefirstcreptintoEnglandwiththeNormanConquest;theirhousesarecommonlyoftwostoreys,exceptinLondon,wheretheyareofthreeandfour,thoughbutseldomoffour;theyarebuiltofwood,thoseoftherichersortwithbricks;theirroofsarelow,and,wheretheownerhasmoney,coveredwithlead。

Theyarepowerfulinthefield,successfulagainsttheirenemies,impatientofanythinglikeslavery;vastlyfondofgreatnoisesthatfilltheear,suchasthefiringofcannon,drums,andtheringingofbells,sothatitiscommonforanumberofthem,thathavegotaglassintheirheads,togoupintothebelfry,andringthebellsforhourstogetherforthesakeofexercise。Iftheyseeaforeignerverywellmade,orparticularlyhandsome,theywillsay,\"ItisapityheisnotanEnglishman!\"

THEILLUSTRIOUSFAMILIESOFENGLAND

ThomasHoward,DukeofNorfolk,hereditaryMarshalofEngland:theduchyisextinctforrebellion,thelastdukebeingbeheaded。

Grey,DukeofSuffolk,attaintedunderQueenMary。

PhilipHoward,EarlofArundelinhismother’sright,andofSurreybyhisfather,sonoftheabovementionedDukeofNorfolk,hehimselfcondemnedforhightreason,andhistitlesforfeited。

EdwardVere,EarlofOxford,hereditaryChamberlainofEngland。

Percy,EarlofNorthumberland,descendedfromtheDukesofBrabant。

CharlesNevill,EarlofWestmoreland,banishedintoHolland,anddeprivedofhisfortunesanddignitiesforrebellion。

Talbot,EarlofShrewsbury。

Grey,EarlofKent,hasbutasmallestate。

Stanley,EarlofDerby,andKingofMan。

Manners,EarlofRutland。

Somerset,EarlofWorcester,descendedfromabastardoftheSomersetfamily,whichitselfisoftheroyalfamilyofthePlantagenets。

Clifford,EarlofCumberland。

Ratcliff,EarlofSussex。

Hastings,EarlofHuntingdon,ofthelineofYork,bythemother’sside。

Bourchier,EarlofBath。

AmbroseSutton,aliasDudley,EarlofWarwick,diedafewyearssince,childless。

Wriothesly,EarlofSouthampton。

Russell,EarlofBedford。

Herbert,EarlofPembroke。

EdwardSeymour,EarlofHertford,sonoftheDukeofSomerset,whowasbeheadedinthereignofEdwardVI。

RobertSutton,orDudley,EarlofLeicester,brotheroftheEarlofWarwick,diedafewyearsago。

Robertd’Evereux,EarlofEssex,andofEweinNormandy,createdhereditaryMarshalofEnglandin1598。

CharlesHoward,oftheNorfolkfamily,createdEarlofNottingham,1597,LordHighAdmiralofEngland,andPrivyCounsellor。

Fynes,EarlofLincoln。

Brown,ViscountMontacute。

Howard,oftheNorfolkfamily,ViscountBindon。

Nevill,BaronAbergavenny;thisbaronyiscontroverted。

Touchet,BaronAudley。

Zouch,BaronZouch。

PeregrineBertie,BaronWilloughbyofEresbyandBrooke,GovernorofBerwick。

Berkley,BaronBerkley,oftheancientfamilyoftheKingsofDenmark。

Parker,BaronMorley。

Dacre,BaronDacreofGyllesland:thisbaronyisvacant。

Dacre,BaronDacreoftheSouth:hediedfouryearssince,andthebaronydevolvedtohisdaughter。

Brook,BaronCobham,WardenoftheCinquePorts。

Stafford,BaronStafford,reducedtowant;heisheirtothefamilyoftheDukesofBuckingham,whowerehereditaryConstablesofEngland。

Gray,BaronGrayofWilton。

Scroop,BaronScroopofBoulton。

Sutton,BaronDudley。

Stourton,BaronStourton。

Nevill,BaronLatimer,diedsomeyearssincewithoutheirsmale;thetitlecontroverted。

Lumley,BaronLumley。

Blunt,BaronMontjoy。

Ogle,BaronOgle。

Darcy,BaronDarcy。

Parker,BaronMontegle,sonandheirofBaronMorley;hehasthisbaronyinrightofhismother,ofthefamilyofStanley。

Sandys,BaronSandys。

Vaux,BaronVaux。

Windsor,BaronWindsor。

Wentworth,BaronWentworth。

Borough,BaronBorough,reducedtowant。

BaronMordaunt。BaronEure。

BaronRich。BaronSheffield。

BaronNorth,PrivyCounsellor,andTreasureroftheHousehold。

BaronHunsdon,PrivyCounsellor,andLordChamberlain。

Sackville,BaronBuckhurst,PrivyCounsellor。

ThomasCecil,BaronBurleigh,sonoftheTreasurer。

Cecil,LordRoos,grandsonoftheTreasurer,yetachild:heholdsthebaronyinrightofhismother,daughtertotheEarlofRutland。

HowardofMaltravers,sonoftheEarlofArundel,notyetrestoredinblood。

BaronCheyny。

BaronCromwell。BaronWharton。

BaronWilloughbyofParham。

BaronPagett,inexile,attainted。

BaronChandois。BaronSt。John。

BaronDelaware:hisancestorstooktheKingofFranceprisoner。

BaronCompton,hassquanderedalmostallhissubstance。

BaronNorris。

ThomasHoward,secondsonoftheDukeofNorfolk,BaronAudleyofSaffronwalden,inhismother’sright。

William,thirdsonoftheDukeofNorfolk,isneitherabaron,noryetrestoredinblood。

Thusfarofnoblefamilies。

WesetoutfromLondoninaboat,andfelldowntheriver,leavingGreenwich,whichwehavespokenofbefore,ontherighthand。

Barking,atowninsightontheleft。

Gravesend,asmalltown,famousfortheconvenienceofitsport;thelargestDutchshipsusuallycallhere。Asweweretoproceedfartherfromhencebywater,wetookourlastleavehereofthenobleBohemianDavidStrziela,andhistutorTobiasSalander,ourconstantfellow-travellersthroughFranceandEngland,theydesigningtoreturnhomethroughHolland,weonasecondtourintoFrance;butitpleasedHeaventoputastoptotheirdesign,fortheworthyStrzielawasseizedwithadiarrhoeaafewdaysbeforeourdeparture,and,asweafterwardslearnedbylettersfromSalander,diedinafewdaysofaviolentfeverinLondon。

Queenborough:weleftthecastleonourright;alittlefartherwesawthefishingofoystersoutofthesea,whicharenowhereingreaterplentyorperfection;witnessOrteliusinhisEpitome,&c。

Whitstable;herewewentashore。

Canterbury;wecametoitonfoot;thisistheseatoftheArchbishop,PrimateofallEngland,averyancienttown,and,withoutdoubt,ofnoteinthetimeoftheRomans。

Herearetwomonasteriesalmostcontiguous,namelyofChristandSt。

Augustine,bothofthemoncefilledwithBenedictineMonks:theformerwasafterwardsdedicatedtoSt。ThomasaBecket,thenameofChristbeingobliterated;itstandsalmostinthemiddleofthetown,andwithsomuchmajestyliftsitself,anditstwotowers,toastupendousheight,that,asErasmussays,itstrikeseventhosewhoonlyseeitatadistancewithawe。

Inthechoir,whichisshutupwithironrails,arethefollowingmonuments:-

KingHenryIV。,withhiswifeJoanofNavarre,ofwhitemarble。

NicholasWootton,PrivyCounsellortoHenryVIII。,EdwardVI。,Mary,andElizabeth,KingsandQueensofEngland。

OfPrinceEdward,DukeofAquitaineandCornwall,andEarlofChester。

ReginaldPole,withthisinscription:

\"TheremainsofReginaldPole,CardinalandArchbishopofCanterbury。\"

CardinalChatillon。

Wewerethenshownthechairinwhichthebishopsareplacedwhentheyareinstalled。Inthevestibuleofthechurch,onthesouthside,standthestatuesofthreemenarmed,cutinstone,whoslewThomasaBecket,ArchbishopofCanterbury,madeasaintforthismartyrdom;theirnamesareadjoined-

Tusci,Fusci,Berri。{18}

Beingtiredwithwalking,werefreshedourselvesherewithamouthfulofbreadandsomeale,andimmediatelymountedpost-horses,andarrivedabouttwoorthreeo’clockinthemorningatDover。Inourwaytoit,whichwasroughanddangerousenough,thefollowingaccidenthappenedtous:ourguide,orpostillion,ayouth,wasbeforewithtwoofourcompany,aboutthedistanceofamusketshot;

we,bynotfollowingquickenough,hadlostsightofourfriends;wecameafterwardstowheretheroaddivided;ontherightitwasdown-

hillandmarshy,ontheleftwasasmallhill:whilstwestoppedhereindoubt,andconsultedwhichoftheroadsweshouldtake,wesawallonasuddenonourrighthandsomehorsemen,theirstature,dress,andhorsesexactlyresemblingthoseofourfriends;gladofhavingfoundthemagain,wedeterminedtosetonafterthem;butithappened,throughGod’smercy,thatthoughwecalledtothem,theydidnotanswerus,butkeptondownthemarshyroadatsucharate,thattheirhorses’feetstruckfireateverystretch,whichmadeus,withreason,begintosuspecttheywerethieves,havinghadwarningofsuch;orrather,thattheywerenocturnalspectres,who,aswewereafterwardstold,arefrequentlyseeninthoseplaces:therewerelikewiseagreatmanyJack-a-lanterns,sothatwewerequiteseizedwithhorrorandamazement!But,fortunatelyforus,ourguidesoonaftersoundedhishorn,andwe,followingthenoise,turneddowntheleft-handroad,andarrivedsafetoourcompanions;

who,whenwehadaskedthemiftheyhadnotseenthehorsemenwhohadgonebyus,answered,notasoul。Ouropinions,accordingtocustom,werevariousuponthismatter;butwhateverthethingwas,wewere,withoutdoubt,inimminentdanger,fromwhichthatweescaped,thegloryistobeascribedtoGodalone。

Dover,situatedamongcliffs(standingwheretheportitselfwasoriginally,asmaybegatheredfromanchorsandpartsofvesselsdugupthere),ismorefamousfortheconvenienceofitsport,whichindeedisnowmuchdecayed,anditspassagetoFrance,thanforeitheritseleganceorpopulousness:thispassage,themostusedandtheshortest,isofthirtymiles,which,withafavourablewind,mayberunoverinfiveorsixhours’time,asweourselvesexperienced;somereckonitonlyeighteentoCalais,andtoBoulognesixteenEnglishmiles,which,asOrteliussaysinhis\"Theatrum,\"

arelongerthantheItalian。

HerewasachurchdedicatedtoSt。MartinbyVictred,KingofKent,andahousebelongingtotheKnightsTemplars;ofeithertherearenownoremains。ItistheseatofasuffragantotheArchbishopofCanterbury,who,whentheArchbishopisemployeduponbusinessofmoreconsequence,managestheordinaryaffairs,butdoesnotinterferewiththearchiepiscopaljurisdiction。Uponahill,orratherrock,whichonitsrightsideisalmosteverywhereaprecipice,averyextensivecastlerisestoasurprisingheight,insizelikealittlecity,extremelywellfortified,andthick-setwithtowers,andseemstothreatentheseabeneath。MatthewPariscallsitthedoorandkeyofEngland;theordinarypeoplehavetakenintotheirheadsthatitwasbuiltbyJuliusCaesar;itislikelyitmightbytheRomans,fromthoseBritishbricksinthechapelwhichtheymadeuseofintheirfoundations。SeeCamden’s\"Britannia。\"

Afterwehaddined,wetookleaveofEngland。

FRAGMENTAREGALIA

OR,OBSERVATIONSONTHELATEQUEENELIZABETH,HERTIMES,AND

FAVOURITES。WRITTENBYSirRobertNaunton,MASTEROFTHECOURTOF

WARDS。A。D。1641。

Totakeherintheoriginal,shewasthedaughterofKingHenryVIII。byAnneBoleyn,thesecondofsixwiveswhichhehad,andoneofthemaidsofhonourtothedivorcedQueen,KatharineofAustria(or,asthenowstyled,InfantaofSpain),andfromthencetakentotheroyalbed。

Thatshewasofamostnobleandroyalextractbyherfatherwillnotfallintoquestion,foronthatsidewasdisemboguedintoherveins,byaconfluencyofblood,theveryabstractofallthegreatesthousesinChristendom:andremarkableitis,consideringthatviolentdesertionoftheRoyalHouseoftheBritonsbytheintrusionoftheSaxons,andafterwardsbytheconquestoftheNormans,that,throughvicissitudeoftimes,andafteradiscontinuancealmostofathousandyears,thesceptreshouldfallagainandbebroughtbackintotheoldregallineandtruecurrentoftheBritishblood,inthepersonofherrenownedgrandfather,KingHenryVII。,togetherwithwhatsoevertheGerman,Norman,Burgundian,Castilian,andFrenchachievements,withtheirintermarriages,whicheighthundredyearshadacquired,couldaddofglorythereunto。

Byhermothershewasofnosovereigndescent,yetnobleandveryancientinthefamilyofBoleyn;thoughsomeerroneouslybrandthemwithacitizen’sriseororiginal,whichwasyetbutofasecondbrother,who(asitwasdivineinthegreatnessandlustretocometohishouse)wassentintothecitytoacquirewealth,AD

AEDIFICANDAMANTIQUAMDOMUM,untowhoseachievements(forhewasLordMayorofLondon)fellin,asitisaverred,boththebloodandinheritanceoftheeldestbrotherforwantofissuemales,bywhichaccumulationthehousewithinfewdescentsmounted,INCULMEN

HONORIS,andwassuddenlydilatedinthebestfamiliesofEnglandandIreland:asHoward,Ormond,Sackville,andothers。

Havingthustouched,andnowleavingherstirp,Icometoherperson,andhowshecametothecrownbythedeceaseofherbrotherandsister。

UnderEdwardVI。shewashis,andoneofthedarlingsofFortune,for,besidestheconsiderationofblood,therewasbetweenthesetwoprincesaconcurrencyandsympathyoftheirnaturesandaffections,togetherwiththecelestialbond(confirmativereligion),whichmadethemone;fortheKingnevercalledherbyanyotherappellationbuthissweetestanddearestsister,andwasscarcehisownman,shebeingabsent;whichwasnotsobetweenhimandtheLadyMary。

Underhersister{19}shefoundherconditionmuchaltered;foritwasresolved,andherdestinyhaddecreedit,fortosetherapprenticeintheschoolofaffliction,andtodrawherthroughthatordeal-fireoftrial,thebettertomouldandfashionhertoruleandsovereignty:whichfinished,Fortunecallingtomindthatthetimeofherservitudewasexpired,gaveupherindentures,andtherewithdeliveredintohercustodyasceptreastherewardofherpatience;whichwasaboutthetwenty-sixthofherage:atimeinwhich,asforherinternalsgrownripe,andseasonedbyadversity,intheexerciseofhervirtue;for,itseems,Fortunemeantnomorebuttoshowherapieceofvarietyandchangeablenessofhernature,buttoconducthertoherdestiny,I。E。,felicity。

Shewasofpersontall,ofhairandcomplexionfair,andtherewithwellfavoured,buthigh-nosed;oflimbsandfeaturesneat;and,whichaddedtothelustreoftheseexternalgraces,ofastatelyandmajesticcomportment,participatinginthismoreofherfatherthanofhermother,whowasofaninferioralloy,plausible,or,astheFrenchhathit,moreDEBONAIREandaffable:virtueswhichmightwellsuitwithmajesty,andwhich,descendingashereditarytothedaughter,didrenderherofasweetertemper,andendearedhermoretotheloveandlikingofthepeople,whogaveherthenameandfameofamostgraciousandpopularprincess。

Theatrocityofthefather’snaturewasrebatedinherbythemother’ssweeterinclinations;for(totake,andthatnomorethanthecharacteroutofhisownmouth)HENEVERSPAREDMANINHIS

ANGER,NORWOMANINHISLUST。

Ifwesearchfartherintoherintellectualsandabilities,thewheel-courseofhergovernmentdeciphersthemtotheadmirationofposterity;foritwasfullofmagnanimity,temperedwithjustice,piety,andpity,and,tospeaktruth,notedbutwithoneactofstain,ortaint,allherdeprivations,eitheroflifeorliberty,beinglegalandnecessitated。Shewaslearned,hersexandtimeconsidered,beyondcommonbelief;forlettersaboutthistime,orsomewhatbefore,didbutbegintobeofesteemandinfashion,theformeragesbeingovercastwiththemistsandfogsoftheRoman{20}

ignorance;anditwasthemaximthatover-ruledtheforegoingtimes,thatIGNORANCEWASTHEMOTHEROFDEVOTION。Herwarswerealongtimemoreintheauxiliarypart,andassistanceofforeignprincesandstates,thanbyinvasionofany;tillcommonpolicyadvisedit,forasaferway,tostrikefirstabroad,thanathometoexpectthewar,inallwhichshewaseverfelicitousandvictorious。

Thechangeandalterationofreligionupontheinstantofheraccessiontothecrown(thesmokeandfireofhersister’smartyrdomsscarcelyquenched)wasnoneofherleastremarkableactions;butthesupportandestablishmentthereof,withthemeansofherownsubsistenceamidstsopowerfulenemiesabroad,andthosemanydomesticpractices,were,methinks,worksofinspiration,andofnohumanprovidence,which,onhersister’sdeparture,shemostreligiouslyacknowledged——ascribingthegloryofherdeliverancetoGodabove;forshebeingthenatHatfield,andunderaguard,andtheParliamentsittingattheself-sametime,atthenewsoftheQueen’sdeath,andherownproclamationbythegeneralconsentoftheHouseandthepublicsufferanceofthepeople,fallingonherknees,afteragoodtimeofrespiration,sheutteredthisverseofthePsalm:

\"ADOMINOFACTUMESTISTUD,ETESTMIRABILEINOCULISNOSTRIS。\"{21}

Andthiswefindtothisdayonthestampofhergold,withthisonhersilver:

\"POSUIDEUMADJUTOREMMEUM。\"{22}

HerministersandinstrumentsofState,suchaswerePARTICIPES

CURARUM,orboreagreatpartoftheburthen,wereMANY,andthoseMEMORABLE;buttheywereonlyFAVOURITES,andnotMINIONS;suchasactedmorebyHERprincelyrulesandjudgments,thanbytheirOWN

willsandappetites;forwesawnoGaveston,Vere,orSpencer,tohaveswayedalone,duringforty-fouryears,whichwasawell-settledandadvisedmaxim;foritvaluedherthemore,itawedthemostsecure,ittookbestwiththepeople,anditstavedoffallemulations,whichareapttoriseandventinobloquiousacrimonyevenagainsttheprince,wherethereisONEONLYadmittedintohighadministrations。