\"MissDeHaroispeculiar,\"explainedthepoliticMrs。Plodgitttoherguests;\"shemakesnoacquaintances,whichIconsiderbadforherbusiness。Ifithadnotbeenforme,shewouldnothaveknownRoyalThatcher,thegreatquicksilverminer,——andhadhisorderforapictureofhismine!\"
Thetwoforeigngentlemenexchangedglances。Onesaid,\"Ah,God!
thisisbad,\"andtheother,\"Itisnotpossible;\"andthen,whenthelandlady’sbackwasturned,introducedthemselveswithaskeletonkeyintothethenvacantbedroomandstudiooftheirfaircountrywoman,whowasabsentsketching。\"Thouobservest,\"saidMr。
Pedro,refugee,toMiguel,ex-ecclesiastic,\"thatthisAmericanoisall-powerful,andthatthisVictor,drunkardasheis,isrightinhissuspicions。\"
\"Ofaverity,yes,\"repliedMiguel,\"thoudostrememberitwasJovitaCastrowho,forherAmericanolover,betrayedtheSobrienteclaim。Itisonlywithus,myPedro,thattheMexicanspirit,therealGodandLiberty,yetlives!\"
Theyshookhandsnoblyandwithsentimentalfervor,andthenwenttowork,i。e。,therummagingoverthetrunks,drawers,andportmanteausofthepoorlittlepainter,CarmendeHaro,andevenrippedupthemattressofhervirginalcot。Buttheyfoundnotwhattheysought。
\"Whatisthatyonderontheeasel,coveredwithacloth?\"saidMiguel:\"itisatrickoftheseartiststoputtheirvaluablestogether。\"
Pedrostrodetotheeaselandtoreawaythemuslincurtainthatveiledit;thenutteredashriekthatappalledhiscomradeandbroughthimtohisside。
\"InthenameofGod,\"saidMiguelhastily,\"areyoutryingtoalarmthehouse?\"
Theex-vaquerowastremblinglikeachild。\"Look,\"hesaidhoarsely,\"look,doyousee?ItisthehandofGod,\"andfaintedonthefloor!
Miguellooked。ItwasCarmen’spartly-finishedsketchofthedesertedfurnace。ThefigureofConcho,thrownoutstronglybythecampfire,occupiedtheleftforeground。Buttobalanceherpictureshehadevidentlybeenobligedtointroduceanother,——thefaceandfigureofPedro,onallfours,creepingtowardsthesleepingman。
PARTIII。——INCONGRESS
CHAPTERX
WHOLOBBIEDFORIT
Itwasamidsummer’sdayinWashington。Evenatearlymorning,whilethesunwasyetlevelwiththefacesofpedestriansinitsbroad,shadelessavenues,itwasinsufferablyhot。Latertheavenuesthemselvesshonelikethedivergingraysofanothersun,——
theCapitol,——athingtobefearedbythenakedeye。Lateryetitgrewhotter,andthenamistarosefromthePotomac,andblottedouttheblazingarchabove,andpresentlypiledupalongthehorizondelusivethunderclouds,thatspenttheirstrengthandsubstanceelsewhere,andleftithotterthanbefore。Towardseveningthesuncameoutinvigorated,havingclearedtheheavenlybrowofperspiration,butleavingitsfeverunabated。
Thecitywasdeserted。Thefewwhoremainedapparentlyburiedthemselvesfromthegarishlightofdayinsomedim,cloisteredrecessofshop,hotel,orrestaurant;andtheperspiringstranger,dazedbytheouterglare,whobrokeinupontheirquiet,sequesteredrepose,confrontedcollarlessandcoatlessspectersofthepast,withfansintheirhands,who,afterdreamilygoingthroughsomeperfunctorybusiness,immediatelyretiredtosleepafterthestrangerhadgone。CongressmenandSenatorshadlongsincereturnedtotheirseveralconstituencieswiththevariousinformationthatthecountrywasgoingtoruin,orthattheoutlookneverwasmorehopefulandcheering,asthetastesoftheirconstituencyindicated。AfewCabinetofficersstilllingered,havingbythistimebecomeconvincedthattheycoulddonothingtheirownway,orindeedinanywaybuttheoldway,andgettinggloomilyresignedtotheirsituation。Abodyoflearned,cultivatedmen,representingthehighestlegaltribunalintheland,stilllingeredinavagueideaofearningthescantsalarybestoweduponthembytheeconomicalfoundersoftheGovernment,andlistenedpatientlytotheargumentsofcounsel,whosefeesforadvocacyofclaimsbeforethemwouldhavepaidthelifeincomeofhalfthebench。TherewasMr。Attorney-GeneralandhisassistantsstillprotectingtheGovernment’smillionsfromrapacioushands,anddrawingtheyearlypublicpittancethattheirwealthierprivateantagonistswouldhavescarcegivenasaretainertotheirjuniorcounsel。Thelittlestandingarmyofdepartmentalemployes,——
thehelplessvictimsofthemostsenselessandidioticformofdisciplinetheworldhasknown,——adisciplinesomadeupofcaprice,expediency,cowardice,andtyrannythatitsreformmeantrevolution,nottobetoleratedbylegislatorsandlawgivers,oradespotisminwhichhalfadozenaccidentally-chosenmeninterpretedtheirprejudicesorpreferencesasbeingthatReform。AdministrationafteradministrationandPartyafterPartyhadpersistedintheirdesperateattemptstofittheyouthfulcolonialgarments,madebyourFathersafteraby-gonefashion,overtheexpandedlimitsandgenerousoutlineofamaturednation。Therewerepatcheshereandthere;thereweregrievousrentsandholeshereandthere;therewereludicrousandpainfulexposuresofgrowinglimbseverywhere;
andthePartyinPowerandthePartyoutofPowercoulddonothingbutmendandpatch,andrevampandcleanseandscour,andoccasionally,inthewildnessofdespair,suggesteventhecuttingofftherebelliouslimbsthatpersistedingrowingbeyondtheswaddlingclothesofitsinfancy。
ItwasacapitalofContradictionsandInconsistencies。AtoneendoftheAvenuesattheresponsibleHighKeeperofthemilitaryhonor,valor,andwar-likeprestigeofagreatnation,withoutthepowertopayhisowntroopstheirlegalduesuntilsomeselfishquarrelbetweenPartyandPartywassettled。HardbysatanotherSecretary,whoseestablishedfunctionsseemedtobethemisrepresentationofthenationabroadbytheleastcharacteristicofitsclasses,thepoliticians,——andonlythenwhentheyhadbeendefeatedaspoliticians,andwhentheirconstituentshaddeclaredthemnolongerworthytobeevenTHEIRrepresentatives。ThisNationalAbsurditywasonlyequaledbyanother,whereinanex-
Politicianwasforfouryearsexpectedtoupholdthehonorofaflagofagreatnationoveranoceanhehadnevertempted,withadisciplinetherudimentsofwhichhecouldscarcelyacquirebeforehewasremoved,orhistermofofficeexpired,receivinghisordersfromasuperiorofficerasignorantofhisspecialdutiesashimself,andsubjectedtotherevisionofaCongresscognizantofhimonlyasapolitician。AtthefartherendoftheAvenuewasanotherdepartmentsovastinitsextentandsovariedinitsfunctionsthatfewofthereallygreatpracticalworkersofthelandwouldhaveaccepteditsresponsibilityfortentimesitssalary,butwhichthemostperfectconstitutionintheworldhandedovertomenwhowereobligedtomakeitasteppingstonetofuturepreferment。Therewasanotherdepartment,moresuggestiveofitsfinancialfunctionsfromtheoccasionalextravagancesoreconomiesexhibitedinitspayrolls,——successiveCongresseshavingtakenothermattersoutofitshands,——presidedoverbyanofficialwhoborethetitleandresponsibilityoftheCustodianandDisburseroftheNation’sPurse,andreceivedasalarythatabank-Presidentwouldhavesniffedat。ForitwaspartofthisConstitutionalInconsistencyandAdministrativeAbsurditythatinthematterofhonor,justice,fidelitytotrust,andevenbusinessintegrity,theofficialwasalwaysexpectedtobethesuperioroftheGovernmentherepresented。YetthecrowningInconsistencywasthat,fromtimetotime,itwassubmittedtothesovereignpeopletodeclareifthesevariousInconsistencieswerenotreallytheperfectexpressionofthemostperfectGovernmenttheworldhadknown。AnditistoberecordedthattheunanimousvoicesofRepresentative,Orator,andUnfetteredPoetrywerethatitwas!
EventhepublicpresslentitselftotheGreatInconsistency。ItwasasclearascrystaltothejournalononesideoftheAvenuethatthecountrywasgoingtothedogsunlesstheSPIRIToftheFathersoncemorereanimatedthepublic;itwasequallycleartothejournalontheothersideoftheAvenuethatonlyarigidadherencetotheLETTERoftheFatherswouldsavethenationfromdecline。Itwasobvioustothefirst-namedjournalthatthe\"letter\"meantGovernmentpatronagetotheotherjournal;itwaspatenttothatjournalthatthe\"shekels\"ofSenatorXreallyanimatedthespiritoftheFathers。Yetallagreeditwasagreatandgoodandperfectgovernment,——subjectonlytothepredatoryincursionsofaHydra-headedmonsterknownasa\"Ring。\"TheRing’soriginwaswrappedinsecrecy,itsfecunditywasalarming;butalthoughitsrapacitywaspreternatural,itsdigestionwasperfectandeasy。Itcircumvolvedallaffairsinanatmosphereofmystery;
itcloudedallthingswiththedustandashesofdistrust。Alldisappointmentofplace,ofavarice,ofincompetencyorambition,wasclearlyattributabletoit。Itevenpermeatedprivateandsociallife;therewereRingsinourkitchenandhouseholdservice;
inourpublicschools,thatkepttheactiveintelligencesofourchildrenpassive;therewereRingsofengaging,handsome,dissoluteyoungfellows,whokeptusmoralbutunengagingseniorsfromthefavorsofthefair;thereweresubtle,conspiringRingsamongourcreditors,whichsentusintobankruptcyandrestrictedourcredit。
Infactitwouldnotbehazardoustosaythatallthatwascalamitousinpublicandprivateexperiencewasclearlytraceabletothatcombinationofpowerinaminorityoverweaknessinamajority——knownasaRing。
Haplytherewasabodyofdemigods,asyetuninvoked,whoshouldspeedilysettleallthat。WhenSmithofMinnesota,RobinsonofVermont,andJonesofGeorgiareturnedtoCongressfromtheseruralseclusionssopotentwithinformationandsofreedfromlocalprejudices,itwasunderstood,vaguely,thatgreatthingswouldbedone。Thiswasalwaysunderstood。ThereneverwasatimeinthehistoryofAmericanpoliticswhen,tousetheexpressionofthejournalsbeforealludedto,\"thepresentsessionofCongress\"didnot\"bidfairtobethemostmomentousinourhistory,\"anddidnot,asfarasthefactsgo,leaveavastamountofunfinishedimportantbusinesslyinghopelesslyuponitsdesks,having\"bolted\"
therestasrashlyandwithaslittleregardtodigestionorassimilationastheAmericantravellerhasforhisrailwayrefreshment。
Inthiscapital,onthislanguidmidsummerday,inanupperroomofoneofitssecond-ratehotels,theHonorablePrattC。Gashwilersatathiswriting-table。Therearecertainlarge,fleshymenwithwhomtheomissionofevenanecktieorcollarhasalltheeffectofanindecentexposure。TheHon。Mr。Gashwiler,inhistrousersandshirt,wasasighttobeavoidedbythemodesteye。Thereweresuchpalpablesuggestionsofvastextentsofunctuousfleshintheslightglimpseofferedbyhisopenthroatthathisdishabilleshouldhavebeenasprivateashisbusiness。Nevertheless,whentherewasaknockathisdoorheunhesitatinglysaid,\"Comein!\"——
pushingawayagobletcrownedwithacertainaromaticherbwithhisrighthand,whilehedrewtowardshimwithhisleftafewproofslipsofhisforthcomingspeech。TheGashwilerbrowbecame,asitwere,intelligentlyabstracted。
TheintruderregardedGashwilerwithaglanceoffamiliarrecognitionfromhisrighteye,whilehislefttookinarapidsurveyofthepapersonthetable,andgleamedsardonically。
\"Youareatwork,Isee,\"hesaidapologetically。
\"Yes,\"repliedtheCongressman,withanairofperfunctoryweariness,——\"oneofmyspeeches。Thosed————dprintersmakesuchamessofit;IsupposeIdon’twriteaveryfinehand。\"
IfthegiftedGashwilerhadaddedthathedidnotwriteaveryintelligenthand,oraverygrammaticalhand,andthathisspellingwasfaulty,hewouldhavebeentruthful,althoughthecopyandproofbeforehimmightnothavebornehimout。ThenearfactwasthatthespeechwascomposedandwrittenbyoneExpectantDobbs,apoorretainerofGashwiler,andthehonorablemember’slaborasaproof-readerwasconfinedtotheintroductionofsuchwordsas\"anarchy,\"\"oligarchy,\"\"satrap,\"\"palladium,\"and\"Argus-eyed\"intheproof,withlittlerelevancyastopositionorplace,andnoperceptibleeffectastoargument。
Thestrangersawallthiswithhiswickedlefteye,butcontinuedtobeammildlywithhisright。RemovingthecoatandwaistcoatofGashwilerfromachair,hedrewittowardsthetable,pushingasideaportly,loud-tickingwatch,——theveryimageofGashwiler,——thatlaybesidehim,and,restinghiselbowsontheproofs,said:
\"Well?\"
\"Haveyouanythingnew?\"askedtheparliamentaryGashwiler。
\"Much!awoman!\"repliedthestranger。
TheastuteGashwiler,waitingfurtherinformation,concludedtoreceivethisfactgailyandgallantly。\"Awoman?——mydearMr。
Wiles,——ofcourse!Thedearcreatures,\"hecontinued,withafat,offensivechuckle,\"somehowarealwaysmakingtheircharmingpresencefelt。Ha!ha!Aman,sir,inpubliclifebecomesaccustomedtothatsortofthing,andknowswhenhemustbeagreeable,——agreeable,sir,butfirm!I’vehadmyexperience,sir,——myOWNexperience,\"——andtheCongressmanleanedbackinhischair,notunlikearobustSt。Anthonywhohadwithstoodonetemptationtothriveonanother。
\"Yes,\"saidWilesimpatiently,\"butd——nit,she’sontheOTHER
SIDE。\"
\"Theotherside!\"repeatedGashwilervacantly。
\"Yes,she’sanieceofGarcia’s。Alittleshedevil。\"
\"ButGarcia’sonourside,\"rejoinedGashwiler。
\"Yes,butsheisboughtbytheRing。\"
\"Awoman!\"sneeredMr。Gashwiler;\"whatcanshedowithmenwhowon’tbemadefoolsof?Isshesohandsome?\"
\"Ineversawanygreatbeautyinher,\"saidWilesshortly,\"althoughtheysaythatshe’srathercaughtthatd————dThatcher,inspiteofhiscoldness。Atanyrate,sheishisprotegee。Butsheisn’tthesortyou’rethinkingof,Gashwiler。Theysaysheknows,orpretendstoknow,somethingaboutthegrant。Shemayhavegotholdofsomeofheruncle’spapers。ThoseGreaserswerealwaysd————dfools;and,ifhedidanythingfoolish,likeasnothebungledordidn’tcoveruphistracks。Andwithhisknowledgeandfacilitiestoo!Why,ifI’d——\"buthereMr。Wilesstoppedtosighovertheinequalitiesoffortunethatwastedopportunitiesonthelessskillfulscamp。
Mr。Gashwilerbecamedignified。\"Shecandonothingwithus,\"hesaidpotentially。
Wilesturnedhiswickedeyeonhim。\"ManuelandMiguel,whosoldouttoourman,areafraidofher。Theywereourwitnesses。I
verilybelievethey’dtakebackeverythingifshegotafterthem。
AndasforPedro,hethinkssheholdsthepoweroflifeanddeathoverhim。\"
\"Pedro!lifeanddeath,——what’sallthis?\"saidtheastonishedGashwiler。
Wilessawhisblunder,butsawalsothathehadgonetoofartostop。\"Pedro,\"hesaid,\"wasstronglysuspectedofhavingmurderedConcho,oneoftheoriginallocators。\"
Mr。Gashwilerturnedwhiteasasheet,andthenflushedagainintoanapoplecticglow。\"Doyoudaretosay,\"hebeganassoonashecouldfindhistongueandhislegs,forintheexerciseofhiscongressionalfunctionstheseextremememberssupportedeachother,——\"doyoumeantosay,\"hestammeredinrisingrage,\"thatyouhavedaredtodeceiveanAmericanlawgiverintolegislatinguponameasureconnectedwithacapitaloffense?DoIunderstandyoutosay,sir,thatmurderstandsupontherecord——standsupontherecord,sir,——ofthiscausetowhich,asarepresentativeofRemus,Ihavelentmyofficialaid?Doyoumeantosaythatyouhavedeceivedmyconstituency,whosesacredtrustIhold,ininveiglingmetohidingacrimefromtheArguseyesofjustice?\"
AndMr。Gashwilerlookedtowardsthebell-pullasifabouttosummonaservanttowitnessthisoutrageagainsttheestablishedjudiciary。
\"Themurder,ifitWASamurder,tookplacebeforeGarciaentereduponthisclaim,orhadafootinginthiscourt,\"returnedWilesblandly,\"andisnopartoftherecord。\"
\"Youaresureitisnotspreadupontherecord?\"
\"Iam。Youcanjudgeforyourself。\"
Mr。Gashwilerwalkedtothewindow,returnedtothetable,finishedhisliquorinasinglegulp,andthen,withaslightresumptionofdignity,said:
\"Thataltersthecase。\"
WilesglancedwithhislefteyeattheCongressman。Therightplacidlylookedoutofthewindow。Presentlyhesaidquietly,\"I’vebroughtyouthecertificatesofstock;doyouwishthemmadeoutinyourownname?\"
Mr。GashwilertriedhardtolookasifheweretryingtorecallthemeaningofWiles’swords。\"Oh!——ah!——umph!——letmesee,——oh,yes,thecertificates,——certainly!Ofcourseyouwillmakethemoutinthenameofmysecretary,Mr。ExpectantDobbs。Theywillperhapsrepayhimfortheextraclericallaborrequiredintheprosecutionofyourclaim。Heisaworthyyoungman。Althoughnotapublicofficer,yetheissoneartomethatperhapsIamwronginpermittinghimtoacceptafeeforprivateinterests。AnAmericanrepresentativecannotbetoocautious,Mr。Wiles。Perhapsyouhadbetterhavealsoablanktransfer。Thestockis,Iunderstand,yetinthefuture。Mr。Dobbs,thoughtalentedandpraiseworthy,ispoor;hemaywishtorealize。Ifsome——ahem!someFRIEND——bettercircumstancedshouldchoosetoadvancethecashtohimandruntherisk,——why,itwouldonlybeanactofkindness。\"
\"Youareproverbiallygenerous,Mr。Gashwiler,\"saidWiles,openingandshuttinghislefteyelikeadarklanternonthebenevolentrepresentative。
\"Youth,whenfaithfulandpainstaking,shouldbeencouraged,\"
repliedMr。Gashwiler。\"IlatelyhadoccasiontopointthisoutinafewremarksIhadtomakebeforetheSabbathschoolreunionatRemus。Thankyou,Iwillseethattheyare——ahem!——conveyedtohim。Ishallgivethemtohimwithmyownhand,\"heconcluded,fallingbackinhischair,asifthebettertocontemplatetheperspectiveofhisowngenerosityandcondescension。Mr。Wilestookhishatandturnedtogo。BeforehereachedthedoorMr。
Gashwilerreturnedtothesociallevelwithachuckle:
\"Yousaythiswoman,thisGarcia’sniece,ishandsomeandsmart?\"
\"Yes。\"
\"Icansetanotherwomanonthetrackthat’lleuchrehereverytime!\"
Mr。WileswastooclevertoappeartonoticethesuddenlapseintheCongressman’sdignity,andonlysaid,withhisrighteye:
\"Canyou?\"
\"ByG-d,IWILL,orIdon’tknowhowtorepresentRemus。\"
Mr。Wilesthankedhimwithhisrighteye,andlookedadaggerwithhisleft。\"Good,\"hesaid,andaddedpersuasively:\"Doesshelivehere?\"
TheCongressmannoddedassent。\"Anawfullyhandsomewoman,——aparticularfriendofmine!\"Mr。Gashwilerherelookedasifhewouldnotmindtohavebeenralliedalittleoverhisintimacywiththefairone;buttheastuteMr。Wileswasatthesamemomentmakinguphismind,afterinterpretingtheCongressman’slookandmanner,thathemustknowthisfairincognitaifhewishedtoswayGashwiler。Hedeterminedtobidehistime,andwithdrew。
ThedoorwasscarcelycloseduponhimwhenanotherknockdivertedMr。Gashwiler’sattentionfromhisproofs。Thedooropenedtoayoungmanwithsandyhairandanxiousface。Heenteredtheroomdeprecatingly,asifconsciousofthepresenceofapowerfulbeing,tobesupplicatedandfeared。Mr。Gashwilerdidnotattempttodisabusehismind。\"Busy,yousee,\"hesaidshortly,\"correctingyourwork!\"
\"Ihopeitisacceptable?\"saidtheyoungmantimidly。
\"Well——yes——itwilldo,\"saidGashwiler;\"indeedImaysayitissatisfactoryonthewhole,\"headdedwiththeappearanceofalargegenerosity;\"quitesatisfactory。\"
\"Youhavenonews,Isuppose,\"continuedtheyoungman,withaslightflush,bornofprideorexpectation。
\"No,nothingasyet。\"Mr。Gashwilerpausedasifathoughthadstruckhim。
\"Ihavethought,\"hesaid,finally,\"thatsomeposition——suchasasecretaryshipwithme——wouldhelpyoutoabetterappointment。
Now,supposingthatImakeyoumyprivatesecretary,givingyousomeimportantandconfidentialbusiness。Eh?\"
Dobbslookedathispatronwithacertainwistful,dog-likeexpectancy,movedhimselfexcitedlyonhischairseatinapeculiarcanine-likeanticipationofgratitude,stronglysuggestingthathewouldhavewaggedhistailifhehadone。AtwhichMr。Gashwilerbecamemoreimpressive。
\"Indeed,ImaysayIanticipateditbycertainpapersIhaveputinyourchargeandinyourname,onlytakingfromyouatransferthatmightenablemetosatisfymyconsciencehereafterinrecommendingyouasmy——ahem!——privatesecretary。Perhaps,asamereform,youmightnow,whileyouarehere,putyournametothesetransfers,and,sotospeak,beginyourdutiesatonce。\"
TheglowofprideandhopethatmantledthecheekofpoorDobbsmighthavemeltedaharderheartthanGashwiler’s。ButthesenatorialtogahadinvestedMr。GashwilerwithamorethanRomanstoicismtowardsthefeelingsofothers,andheonlyfellbackinhischairintheposeofconsciousrectitudeasDobbshurriedlysignedthepaper。
\"Ishallplacetheminmyportman-tell,\"saidGashwiler,suitingthewordtotheaction,\"forsafekeeping。Ineednotinformyou,whoarenow,asitwere,onthethresholdofofficiallife,thatperfectandinviolablesecrecyinallaffairsofState\"——Mr。G。
heremotionedtowardhisportmanteauasifitcontainedatreatyatleast——\"ismostessentialandnecessary。\"
Dobbsassented。\"Thenmydutieswillkeepmewithyouhere?\"heaskeddoubtfully。
\"No,no,\"saidGashwilerhastily;then,correctinghimself,headded:\"thatis——forthepresent——no!\"
PoorDobbs’sfacefell。Thenearfactwasthathehadlatelyhadnoticetoquithispresentlodgingsinconsequenceofarrearsinhisrent,andhehadahopefulreliancethathisconfidentialoccupationwouldcarrybreadandlodgingwithit。Butheonlyaskediftherewereanynewpaperstomakeout。
\"Ahem!notatpresent;thefactisIamobligedtogivesomuchofmytimetocallers——Ihaveto-daybeenobligedtoseehalfadozen——
thatImustlockmyselfupandsay’Notathome’fortherestoftheday。\"Feelingthatthiswasanintimationthattheinterviewwasover,thenewprivatesecretary,alittledashedastohisnearhopes,butstillsanguineofthefuture,humblytookhisleave。
ButhereacertainProvidence,perhapsmindfulofpoorDobbs,threwintohissimplehands——tobeusedornot,ifhewereworthyorcapableofusingit——acertainpowerandadvantage。Hehaddescendedthestaircase,andwaspassingthroughthelowercorridor,whenhewasmadetheunwillingwitnessofaremarkableassault。
ItappearedthatMr。Wiles,whohadquittedGashwiler’spresenceasDobbswasannounced,hadotherbusinessinthehotel,andinpursuanceofithadknockedatroomNo。90。Inresponsetothegruffvoicethatbadehimenter,Mr。Wilesopenedthedoor,andespiedthefigureofatall,muscular,fiery-beardedmanextendedonthebed,withthebedclothescarefullytuckedunderhischin,andhisarmslyingflatbyhisside。
Mr。Wilesbeamedwithhisrightcheek,andadvancedtothebedasiftotakethehandofthestranger,who,however,neitherbywordorsignrespondedtohissalutation。
\"PerhapsI’mintruding?\"saidMr。Wilesblandly。
\"Perhapsyouare,\"saidRedBearddryly。
Mr。Wilesforcedasmileonhisrightcheek,whichheturnedtothesmiter,butpermittedthelefttoindulgeinunlimitedmalevolence。
\"Iwantedmerelytoknowifyouhavelookedintothatmatter?\"hesaidmeekly。
\"I’velookedintoitandrounditandacrossitandoveritandthroughit,\"respondedthemangravely,withhiseyesfixedonWiles。
\"Andyouhaveperusedallthepapers?\"continuedMr。Wiles。
\"I’vereadeverypaper,everyspeech,everyaffidavit,everydecision,everyargument,\"saidthestrangerasifrepeatingaformula。
Mr。Wilesattemptedtoconcealhisembarrassmentbyaneasy,right-
handedsmile,thatwentoffsardonicallyontheleft,andcontinued:\"ThenIhope,mydearsir,that,havingthoroughlymasteredthecase,youareinclinedtobefavorabletous?\"
Thegentlemaninthebeddidnotreply,butapparentlynestledmorecloselybeneaththecoverlids。
\"IhavebroughtthesharesIspokeof,\"continuedMr。Wiles,insinuatingly。
\"Hevyouafriendwithincall?\"interruptedtherecumbentmangently。
\"Idon’tquiteunderstand!\"smiledMr。Wiles。\"Ofcourseanynameyoumightsuggest——\"
\"Hevyouafriend,anychapthatyoumightwaltzinhereatamoment’scall?\"continuedthemaninbed。\"No?Doyouknowanyofthemwaitersinthehouse?Thar’sabelloveryan!\"andhemotionedwithhiseyestowardsthewall,butdidnototherwisemovehisbody。
\"No,\"saidWiles,becomingslightlysuspiciousandwrathful。
\"Mebbeastrangermightdo?Ireckonthar’sonepassin’inthehall。Callhimin,——he’lldo!\"
Wilesopenedthedooralittleimpatiently,yetinquisitively,asDobbspassed。Themaninbedcalledout,\"Oh,stranger!\"and,asDobbsstopped,said,\"Comeyar。\"
Dobbsenteredalittletimidly,aswashishabitwithstrangers。
\"Idon’tknowwhoyoube——norcare,Ireckon,\"saidthestranger。
\"Thisyerman\"——pointingtoWiles——isWiles。I’mJoshSibbleeofFresno,MemberofCongressfromthe4thCongressionalDistrictofCaliforny。I’mjistlyinghere,withaderringerintoeachhand,——
jistlyingherekiveredupandholdin’inon’ytokeepfromblowin’
thetopo’thisd————dskunk’sheadoff。IkinderfeelIcan’tholdinanylonger。WhatIwanttosaytoye,stranger,isthatthisyerskunk——whichhisnameisWiles——hezbintryin’hisd——desttogetabribeontoJosh,andJosh,outorespectforhisconstituents,isjistwaitin’forsomestrangertowaltzinandstopthed——destfight——\"
\"But,mydearMr。Sibblee,theremustbesomemistake,\"saidWilesearnestly。
\"Mistake?Stripme!\"
\"No!No!\"saidWiles,hurriedly,asthesimple-mindedDobbswasabouttodrawdownthecoverlid。
\"Takehimaway,\"saidtheHon。Mr。Sibblee,\"beforeIdisgracemyconstituency。TheysaidI’dbeinjailaforeIgetthroughthesession。Efyou’vegotanyhumanity,stranger,snakehimout,andpow’fulquick,too。\"
Dobbs,quitewhiteandaghast,lookedatWilesandhesitated。
Therewasaslightmovementinthebed。Bothmenstartedforthedoor;andthenextminuteitclosedverydecidedlyonthememberfromFresno。
CHAPTERXI
HOWITWASLOBBIEDFOR
TheHon。PrattC。Gashwiler,M。C。,wasofcourseunawareoftheincidentdescribedinthelastchapter。Hissecret,evenifithadbeendiscoveredbyDobbs,wassafeinthatgentleman’sinnocentandhonorablehands,andcertainlywasnotofaqualitythatMr。Wiles,atpresent,wouldhavecaredtoexpose。For,inspiteofMr。
Wiles’sdiscomfiture,hestillhadenoughexperienceofcharactertoknowthattheiratememberfromFresnowouldbesatisfiedwithhisownpeculiarmannerofvindicatinghisownpersonalintegrity,andwouldnotmakeapublicscandalofit。Again,WileswasconvincedthatDobbswasequallyimplicatedwithGashwiler,andwouldbesilentforhisownsake。SothatpoorDobbs,asistoooftenthefateofsimplebutweaknatures,hadfullcreditforduplicitybyeveryrascalintheland。
FromwhichitmaybeinferredthatnothingoccurredtodisturbthesecurityofGashwiler。WhenthedoorcloseduponMr。Wiles,heinditedanotewhich,withacostlybutexceedinglydistastefulbouquet,——rearrangedbyhisownfatfingers,anddiscordandincongruityvisibleineverycombinationofcolor,——hesentoffbyaspecialmessenger。Thenheproceededtomakehistoilet,——anoperationrarelygracefulorpicturesqueinoursex,andaninsulttothespectatorwhenobesityissuperadded。Whenhehadputonacleanshirt,ofwhichtherewasgrosslytoomuch,andaddedawhitewaistcoat,thatseemedtoaccenthisrotundity,hecompletedhisattirewithablackfrockcoatofthelateststyle,andsurveyedhimselfcomplacentlybeforeamirror。Itistoberecordedthat,howeversatisfactorytheresultmighthavebeentoMr。Gashwiler,itwasnotsotothedisinterestedspectator。Therearesomemenonwhom\"thatdeformedthief,Fashion,\"avengeshimselfbymakingtheirclothesappearperenniallynew。Theglossofthetailor’sironneverdisappears;thecreasesoftheshelfperpetuallyriseinjudgmentagainstthewearer。NoveltywasthegeneralsuggestionofMr。Gashwiler’sfull-dress,——itwasneverhisHABITUDE;——and\"OurownMake,\"\"Nobby,\"andthe\"LatestStyle,only$15,\"wasaspatentonthelegislator’sbroadbackasifitstillretainedtheshop-
man’sticket。
Thusarrayed,withinanhourhecomplacentlyfollowedthenoteandhisfloraloffering。ThehousehesoughthadbeenoncetheresidenceofaforeignAmbassador,whohadloyallyrepresentedhisgovernmentinasingleunimportanttreaty,nowforgotten,andinvariousreceptionsanddinners,stillactivelyrememberedbyoccasionalvisitstoitssalon;nowtheaveragedrearyAmericanparlor。\"Dearme,\"thefascinatingMr。Xwouldsay,\"butdoyouknow,love,inthisveryroomIremembermeetingthedistinguishedMarquisofMontePio;\"orperhapsthefashionableJonesoftheStateDepartmentinstantlycrushedthedecayedfriendhewasperfunctorilyvisitingbysaying,\"’Ponmysoul,YOUhere;——why,thelasttimeIwasinthisroomIgossipedforanhourwiththeCountessdeCastenetinthatverycorner。\"For,withtherecalloftheaforesaidAmbassador,themansionhadbecomeaboarding-place,keptbythewifeofadepartmentalclerk。
Perhapstherewasnothinginthehistoryofthehousemorequaintandphilosophicthanthestoryofitspresentoccupant。RogerFauquierhadbeenadepartmentalclerkforfortyyears。Itwasatoncehispracticalgoodluckandhismisfortunetohavebeenearlyappointedtoapositionwhichrequiredathoroughandcompleteknowledgeoftheformulasandroutineofadepartmentthatexpendedmillionsofthepublicfunds。Fauquier,onapoorsalary,diminishinginsteadofincreasingwithhisservice,hadseensuccessiveadministrationsbudandblossomanddecay,buthadkepthispositionthroughthefactthathisknowledgewasanecessitytothesuccessivechiefsandemployes。OnceitwastruethathehadbeensummarilyremovedbyanewSecretary,tomakeroomforacampfollower,whoseexhaustiveandintellectualservicesinapoliticalcampaignhadmadehimeminentlyfitforanything;butthealarmingdiscoverythatthenewclerk’sknowledgeofgrammarandetymologywasevenworsethanthatoftheSecretaryhimself,andthat,throughignoranceofdetail,thebusinessofthatdepartmentwasretardedtoadamagetotheGovernmentofoverhalfamillionofdollars,ledtothereinstatementofMr。Fauquier——ATALOWER
SALARY。Foritwasfeltthatsomethingwaswrongsomewhere,andasithadalwaysbeenthecustomofCongressandtheadministrationtocutdownsalariesasthefirststeptoreform,theymadeofMr。
Fauquieramoralexample。Agentlemanborn,ofsomewhatexpensivetastes,havingliveduptohisformersalary,thischangebroughtanotherbread-winnerintothefield,Mrs。Fauquier,whotried,moreorlessunsuccessfully,toturnheroldSouthernhabitsofhospitalitytoremunerativeaccount。ButaspoorFauquiercouldneverbeprevailedupontopresentabilltoagentleman,sir,andassomeofthescionsofthebestSouthernfamilieswerestillwaitingfor,orhadbeenrecentlydismissedfrom,aposition,theexperimentwasapecuniaryfailure。Yetthehousewasofexcellentreputeandwellpatronized;indeed,itwasworthsomethingtoseeoldFauquiersittingattheheadofhisowntable,insomethingofhisancestralstyle,relatinganecdotesofgreatmennowdeadandgone,interruptedonlybyoccasionalvisitsfromimportunatetradesmen。
ProminentamongwhatMr。Fauquiercalledhis\"littlefamily\"wasablack-eyedladyofgreatpowersoffascination,andconsiderablelocalreputationasaflirt。Nevertheless,thesesocialaberrationswereamplycondonedbyafacileandcomplacenthusband,wholookedwithalenientandevenadmiringeyeuponthelittlelady’samusement,andtoacertainextentlentatacitindorsementtoherconduct。NobodymindedHopkinson;intheblazeofMrs。
Hopkinson’sfascinationshewascompletelylostsightof。Afewmarriedwomenwithundulysensitivehusbands,andseveralsingleladiesofthebestandlongeststanding,reflectedseverelyonherconduct。Theyoungermenofcourseadmiredher,butIthinkshegotherchiefsupportfromoldfogieslikeourselves。Foritisyourquiet,self-conceited,complacent,philosophic,broad-waistedpaterfamiliaswho,afterall,istheonetowhomthegayandgiddyoftheproverbiallyimpulsive,unselfishsexowetheirplaceinthesocialfirmament。Weareneverinclinedtobecaptious;welaughatasafollywhatourwivesanddaughterscondemnasafault;OUR
\"withersareunwrung,\"yetwestillconfesstothefascinationsofaprettyface。Weknow,blessus,fromdearexperience,theexactvalueofonewoman’sopinionofanother;wewantourbrilliantlittlefriendtoshine;itisonlythemothswhowillburntheirtwo-pennyimmaturewingsintheflame!Andwhyshouldtheynot?
Naturehasbeenpleasedtosupplymoremothsthancandles!Goto!——
givetheprettycreature——beshemaid,wife,orwidow——ashow!
Andso,mydearsir,whilemater-familiasbendsherblackbrowsindisgust,wesmileoursuperiorlittlesmile,andextendtoMistressAnonymaourgraciousindorsement。Andifgiddinessisgrateful,oriffollyisfriendly,——well,ofcourse,wecan’thelpthat。Indeeditratherprovesourtheory。
IhadintendedtosaysomethingaboutHopkinson;butreallythereisverylittletosay。Hewasinvariablygoodhumored。Afewladiesoncetriedtoshowhimthathereallyoughttofeelworsethanhedidabouttheconductofhiswife;anditisrecordedthatHopkinson,inanexcessofgoodhumorandkindliness,promisedtodoso。IndeedthegoodfellowwassoaccessiblethatitissaidthatyoungDeLancyoftheTapeDepartmentconfidedtoHopkinsonhisjealousyofarival;andrevealedtheawfulsecretthathe(DeLancy)hadreasontoexpectmoreloyaltyfromhis(Hopkinson’s)
wife。Thegoodfellowisreportedtohavebeenverysympathetic,andtohavepromisedDelaneytolendwhateverinfluencehehadwithMrs。Hopkinsoninhisfavor。\"Yousee,\"hesaidexplanatorilytoDeLancy,\"shehasagooddealtoattendtolately,andIsupposehasgotrathercareless,——that’swomen’sways。ButifIcan’tbringherroundI’llspeaktoGashwiler,——I’llgethimtousehisinfluencewithMrs。Hop。Socheerup,myboy,HE’LLmakeitallright。\"
TheappearanceofabouquetonthetableofMrs。Hopkinsonwasnorareevent;nevertheless,Mr。Gashwiler’swasnotthere。Itshideouscontrastshadoffendedherwoman’seye,——itisobservablethatgoodtastesurvivesthewreckofalltheotherfemininevirtues,——andshehaddistributedittomakeboutonnieresforothergentlemen。Yet,whenheappeared,shesaidtohimhastily,puttingherlittlehandoverthecardiacregion:
\"I’msogladyoucame。ButyougavemeSUCHafrightanhourago。\"
Mr。Gashwilerwasbothpleasedandastounded。\"WhathaveIdone,mydearMrs。Hopkinson?\"hebegan。
\"Oh,don’ttalk,\"shesaidsadly。\"Whathaveyoudone,indeed!
Why,yousentmethatbeautifulbouquet。Icouldnotmistakeyourtasteinthearrangementoftheflowers;——butmyhusbandwashere。
Youknowhisjealousy。Iwasobligedtoconcealitfromhim。
never——promisemenow——NEVERdoitagain。\"
Mr。Gashwilergallantlyprotested。
\"No!Iamserious!Iwassoagitated:hemusthaveseenmeblush。\"
NothingbutthegrossflatterytothisspeechcouldhavecloudeditsmanifestabsurditytotheGashwilerconsciousness。ButMr。
Gashwilerhadalreadysuccumbedtothegirlishhalf-timiditywithwhichitwasuttered。Nevertheless,hecouldnothelpsaying:
\"Butwhyshouldhebesojealousnow?OnlydaybeforeyesterdayI
sawSimpsonofDuluthhandyouanosegayrightbeforehim!\"
\"Ah,\"returnedthelady,\"hewasoutwardlycalmTHEN,butyouknownothingofthescenethatoccurredbetweenusafteryouleft。\"
\"But,\"gaspedthepracticalGashwiler,\"Simpsonhadgivenyourhusbandthatcontract,——acoolfiftythousandinhispocket!\"
Mrs。HopkinsonlookedasdignifiedlyatGashwileraswasconsistentwithfivefeetthree(theextrathreeinchesbeingapyramidalstructureofstraw-coloredhair),afrondoffaintcurls,apairoflaughingblueeyes,andasmallbeltedwaist。Thenshesaid,withacastingdownofherlids:
\"Youforgetthatmyhusbandlovesme。\"Andforoncetheminxappearedtolookpenitent。Itwasbecoming;butasithadbeenoriginallypracticedinasimplewhitedress,relievedonlywithpale-blueribbons,itwasnotentirelyinkeepingwithbe-flouncedlavenderandrose-coloredtrimmings。Yetthewomanwhohesitatesbetweenhermoralexpressionandtheharmonyofherdressislost。
AndMrs。Hopkinsonwasvictrixbyherveryaudacity。
Mr。Gashwilerwasflattered。Themostdissolutemanlikestheappearanceofvirtue。\"Butgracesandaccomplishmentslikeyours,dearMrs。Hopkinson,\"hesaidoleaginously,\"belongtothewholecountry。\"Which,withsomethingbetweenacourtesyandastrut,heendeavoredtorepresent。\"AndIshallwanttoavailmyselfofall,\"headded,\"inthematteroftheCastroclaim。AlittlesupperatWelcker’s,aglassortwoofchampagne,andasingleflashofthosebrighteyes,andthethingisdone。\"
\"But,\"saidMrs。Hopkinson,\"I’vepromisedJosiahthatIwouldgiveupallthosefrivolities,andalthoughmyconscienceisclear,youknowhowpeopletalk!Josiahhearsit。Why,onlylastnight,atareceptionatthePatagonianMinister’s,everywomanintheroomgossipedaboutmebecauseIledthegermanwithhim。Asifamarriedwoman,whosehusbandwasinterestedintheGovernment,couldnotbeciviltotherepresentativeofafriendlypower?\"
Mr。GashwilerdidnotseehowMr。Hopkinson’slatecontractforsupplyingsaltporkandcannedprovisionstothearmyoftheUnitedStatesshouldmakehiswifesusceptibletotheadvancesofforeignprinces;butheprudentlykeptthattohimself。Still,notbeinghimselfadiplomat,hecouldnothelpsaying:
\"ButIunderstoodthatMr。Hopkinsondidnotobjecttoyourinterestingyourselfinthisclaim,andyouknowsomeofthestock——\"
Theladystarted,andsaid:
\"Stock!DearMr。Gashwiler,forHeaven’ssakedon’tmentionthathideousnametome。Stock,Iamsickofit!Haveyougentlemennoothertopicforalady?\"
Shepunctuatedhersentencewithamischievouslookatherinterlocutor。ForasecondtimeIregrettosaythatMr。Gashwilersuccumbed。TheRomanconstituencyatRemus,itistobehoped,werehappilyignorantofthislastdefectionoftheirgreatlegislator。Mr。Gashwilerinstantlyforgothistheme,——begantoplytheladywithacertainbovine-likegallantry,whichitistobesaidtohercreditsheparriedwithaplayful,terrier-likedexterity,whentheservantsuddenlyannounced,\"Mr。Wiles。\"
Gashwilerstarted。NotsoMrs。Hopkinson,who,however,prudentlyandquietlyremovedherownchairseveralinchesfromGashwiler’s。
\"DoyouknowMr。Wiles?\"sheaskedpleasantly。
\"No!Thatis,I——ah——yes,ImaysayIhavehadsomebusinessrelationswithhim,\"respondedGashwilerrising。
\"Won’tyoustay?\"sheaddedpleadingly。\"Do!\"
Mr。Gashwiler’sprudencealwaysgotthebetterofhisgallantry。
\"Notnow,\"herespondedinsomenervousness。\"PerhapsIhadbettergonow,inviewofwhatyouhavejustsaidaboutgossip。Youneednotmentionmynametothis-er——this——Mr。Wiles。\"Andwithoneeyeonthedoor,andanawkwarddashofhislipsatthelady’sfingers,hewithdrew。
TherewasnointroductoryformulatoMr。Wiles’sinterview。Hedashedatonceinmediasres。\"Gashwilerknowsawomanthat,hesays,canhelpusagainstthatSpanishgirlwhoiscomingherewithproofs,prettiness,fascination,andwhatnot!Youmustfindherout。\"
\"Why?\"askedtheladylaughingly。
\"BecauseIdon’ttrustthatGashwiler。Awomanwithaprettyfaceandanounceofbrainscouldsellhimout;aye,andUSwithhim。\"
\"Oh,sayTWOouncesofbrains。Mr。Wiles,Mr。Gashwilerisnofool。\"
\"Possibly,exceptwhenyoursexisconcerned,anditisverylikelythatthewomanishissuperior。\"
\"Ishouldthinkso,\"saidMrs。Hopkinsonwithamischievouslook。
\"Ah,youknowher,then?\"
\"NotsowellasIknowhim,\"saidMrs。H。quiteseriously。\"IwishIdid。\"
\"Well,you’llfindoutifshe’stobetrusted!Youarelaughing,——
itisaseriousmatter!Thiswoman——\"
Mrs。Hopkinsondroppedhimacharmingcourtesyandsaid,\"C’estmoi!\"
CHAPTERXII
ARACEFORIT
RoyalThatcherworkedhard。Thattheboyishlittlepainterwhosharedhishospitalityatthe\"BlueMass\"mineshouldafterwardhavelittlepartinhisactivelifeseemednotinconsistentwithhishabits。Atpresenttheminewashisonlymistress,claiminghisentiretime,exasperatinghimwithfickleness,butstillrequiringthatsupremedevotionofwhichhisnaturewascapable。
ItispossiblethatMissCarmensawthistoo,andsosetaboutwithfemininetact,ifnottosupplement,atleasttomakeherrivallesspertinaciousandabsorbing。Apartfromthisobject,shezealouslylaboredinherprofession,yetwithsmallpecuniaryresult,Ifear。LocalartwasatadiscountinCalifornia。Thesceneryofthecountryhadnotyetbecomefamous;ratheritwasreservedforacertainEasternartist,alreadyfamous,tomakeitso;andpeoplecaredlittleforthereproduction,undertheirverynoses,ofthatwhichtheysawcontinuallywiththeirowneyes,andvaluednot。SothatlittleMistressCarmenwasfaintodivertherartistsoultosupportherplumplittlematerialbody;andmadediversexcursionsintotheregionsofceramicart,paintingonvelvet,illuminatingmissals,decoratingchina,andthelike。I
haveinmypossessionsomewaxflowers——astartlingfuchsiaandabewilderingdahlia——soldforamerepittancebythislittlelady,whosepictureslatelytooktheprizeataforeignexhibition,shortlyaftershehadbeenhalfstarvedbyaCaliforniapublic,andclaimedbyaCaliforniapressasitsfosteredchildofgenius。
OfthesestrugglesandtriumphsThatcherhadnoknowledge;yethewasperhapsmorestartledthanhewouldowntohimselfwhen,oneDecemberday,hereceivedthisdespatch:\"CometoWashingtonatonce。——CarmendeHaro。\"
\"CarmendeHaro!\"Igrievetostatethatsuchwasthepreoccupationofthisman,electedbyfatetobetheheroofthesolitaryamatoryepisodeofhisstory,thatforamomenthecouldnotrecallher。
Whenthehonestlittlefigurethathadsomanfullystoodupagainsthim,andhadprovedhersexbyafterwardsrunningawayfromhim,camebackatlasttohismemory,hewasatfirstmystifiedandthenself-reproachful。Hehadbeen,hefeltvaguely,untruetohimself。
Hehadbeenremisstotheself-confesseddaughterofhisenemy。
Yetwhyshouldshetelegraphtohim,andwhatwasshedoinginWashington?Toallthesespeculationsitistobesaidtohiscreditthathelookedfornosentimentalorromanticanswer。
RoyalThatcherwasnaturallymodestandself-depreciatinginhisrelationstotheothersex,asindeedmostmenwhoareapttobesuccessfulwithwomengenerallyare,despiteavastdegreeofsuperannuatedboshtothecontrary。Tothehalfdozenwomenwhoarestartledbysheeraudacityintosubmissiontherearescoreswhoarepiquedbyaself-respectfulpatience;andwhereawomenhastodohalfthewooing,shegenerallymakesaprettysurethingofit。
InhisbewildermentThatcherhadoverlookedaletterlyingonhistable。ItwasfromhisWashingtonlawyer。Theconcludingparagraphcaughthiseye,——\"Perhapsitwouldbewellifyoucamehereyourself。Roscommonishere;andtheysaythereisanieceofGarcia’s,latelyappeared,whoislikelytogetupastrongsocialsympathyfortheoldMexican。Idon’tknowthattheyexpecttoproveanythingbyher;butI’mtoldsheisattractiveandclever,andhasenlistedthesympathiesofthedelegation。\"Thatcherlaidtheletterdownalittleindignantly。Strongmenarequiteasliableasweakwomenaretosuddeninconsistenciesonanyquestiontheymayhaveincommon。Whatrighthadthispoorlittlebudhehadcherished,——hewasquitesatisfiednowthathehadcherishedher,andreallyhadsufferedfromherabsence,——whatrighthadshetosuddenlyblossominthesunshineofpowertobe,perhaps,pluckedandwornbyoneofhisenemies?Hedidnotagreewithhislawyerthatshewasinanywayconnectedwithhisenemies:hetrustedtohermasculineloyaltythatfar。Butherewassomethingvaguelydangeroustothefemininemind,——position,flattery,power。
Hewasalmostasfirmlysatisfiednowthathehadbeenwrongedandneglectedashehadbeenpositiveafewmomentsbeforethathehadbeenremissinhisattention。Theirritation,althoughmomentary,wasenoughtodecidethisstrongman。HetelegraphedtoSanFrancisco;and,havingmissedthesteamer,securedanoverlandpassagetoWashington;thoughtbetterofit,andpartlychangedhismindanhouraftertheticketwaspurchased;but,manlike,havingoncemadeapracticalstepinawrongdirection,hekeptonratherthanadmitaninconsistencytohimself。Yethewasnotentirelysatisfiedthathisjourneywasabusinessone。Theimpulsive,weaklittleMistressCarmenhadprudentlyscoredoneagainstthestrongman。
Onlyasmallpartofthepresentgreattrans-continentalrailwayatthistimehadbeenbuilt,andwasbutpiersateitherendofadesolateandwildexpanseasyetunbridged。WhentheoverlandtravellerlefttherailatReno,heleft,asitwere,civilizationwithit;and,untilhereachedtheNebraskafrontier,therestofhisroadwasonlytheoldemigranttrailtraversedbythecoachesoftheOverlandCompany。Exceptingapartof\"Devil’sCanyon,\"thewaywasunpicturesqueandflat;andthepassageoftheRockyMountains,farfromsuggestingtheallegedpoetryofthatregion,wasonlyareminderofthosesteriledistancesofalevelNewEnglandlandscape。
Thejourneywasadrearymonotonythatwasscarcelyenlivenedbyitsdiscomforts,neveramountingtoactualaccidentorincident,bututterlydestructivetoallnervoustissue。Insanityoftensupervened。\"Onthethirddayout,\"saidHankMonk,driver,speakingcasuallybutcharitablyofa\"fare,\"——\"onthethirddayout,afteraxingnoendofquestionsandgettingnoanswers,hetooktochewingstrawsthathepickedouterthecushion,andkussin’tohisself。FromthatverydayIknewitwasalloverwithhim,andIhandedhimovertohisfriendsat’ShyAnn,’strappedtothebackseat,andravin’andcussin’atBenHolliday,thegent’manlyproprietor。\"Itispresumedthattheunfortunatetourist’sindignationwasexcitedatthelateMr。BenjaminHolliday,thentheproprietoroftheline,——anevidenceofhisinsanitythatnoonewhoknewthatlarge-hearted,fastidious,andelegantly-culturedCalifornian,sincealliedtoforeignnobility,willforamomentdoubt。
Mr。RoyalThatcherwastoooldandexperiencedamountaineertodoaughtbutacceptpatientlyandcynicallyhisbrotherCalifornian’smethodofincreasinghisprofits。AsitwasgenerallyunderstoodthatanyonewhocamefromCaliforniabythatroutehadsomedarkdesign,thevictimreceivedlittlesympathy。Thatcher’sequabletemperamentandindomitablewillstoodhimingoodstead,andhelpedhimcheerfullyinthisemergency。Heatehisscantmeals,andotherwisetookcareofthefunctionsofhisweakhumannature,whenandwherehecould,withoutgrumbling,andattimesearnedeventhepraiseofhisdriverbyhisabilityto\"roughit。\"Which\"roughingit,\"bytheway,meanttheabilityofthepassengerstoaccepttheincompetencyoftheCompany。Itistruethereweretimeswhenheregrettedthathehadnottakenthesteamer;butthenhereflectedthathewasoneofaVigilanceCommittee,sworntohangthatadmirableman,thelateCommodoreCorneliusVanderbilt,forcertainpracticesandcrueltiesdoneuponthebodiesofcertainsteeragepassengersbyhisline,andfordiversirregularitiesintheirtransportation。ImentionthisfactmerelytoshowhowsopracticalandstoutavoyagerasThatchermighthaveconfoundedtheperplexitiesattendingtheadministrationofagreatsteamshipcompanywithselfishgreedandbrutality;andthathe,withotherCalifornians,maynothaveknownthefact,sincerecordedbytheCommodore’sfamilyclergyman,thatthegreatmillionairewasalwaystruetothehymnsofhischildhood。
Nevertheless,Thatcherfoundtimetobecheerfulandhelpfultohisfellowpassengers,andeventobesofarinterestingto\"YubaBill,\"thedriver,astohavetheboxseatplacedathisdisposal。
\"But,\"saidThatcher,insomeconcern,\"theboxseatwaspurchasedbythatothergentlemaninSacramento。Hepaidextraforit,andhisname’sonyourway-bill!\"\"That,\"saidYubaBill,scornfully,\"don’tfetchmeevenefhe’dcharteredthewholeshebang。Lookyar,doyoureckonI’mgoin’tospilemytemperbysettingnexttoamanwithagameeye?Andsuchaneye!Gewhillikins!Why,darnmyskin,theotherdaywhenwewarwateringatWebster’s,hegotdownandpassedinfrontoftheoff-leader,——thatyerpintocoltthat’sbinaccustomedtoinjins,grizzlies,andbuffalo,andI’mblessef,whenhereyetackledhis,efshedidn’tjistgitupandrarroundthatIreckonedI’dhevtogodownandtakethemblindersofffromHEReyesandclaponHIS。\"\"Buthepaidthemoney,andisentitledtohisseat,\"persistedThatcher。\"Mebbeheis——intheofficeoftheKempeny,\"growledYubaBill;\"butit’stimesomefolksknowedthatoutintheplainsIrunthisyerteammyself。\"——A
factwhichwasself-evidenttomostofthepassengers。\"Isupposehisauthorityisasabsoluteonthisdrearywasteasashipcaptain’sinmidocean,\"exclaimedThatchertothebaleful-eyedstranger。Mr。Wiles——whomthereaderhasrecognized——assentedwiththepublicsideofhisface,butlookedvengeanceatYubaBillwiththeother,whileThatcher,innocentofthepresenceofoneofhisworstenemies,placatedBillsofarastorestoreWilestohisrights。Wilesthankedhim。\"ShallIhavethepleasureofyourcompanyfar?\"Wilesaskedinsinuatingly。\"ToWashington,\"repliedThatcherfrankly。\"Washingtonisagaycityduringthesession,\"
againsuggestedthestranger。\"I’mgoingonbusiness,\"saidThatcherbluntly。
AtriflingincidentoccurredatPine-TreeCrossingwhichdidnotheightenYubaBill’sadmirationofthestranger。AsBillopenedthedouble-lockedboxinthe\"boot\"ofthecoach——sacredtoWells,Fargo&Co。’sExpressandtheOverlandCompany’streasures——Mr。
Wilesperceivedasmall,blackmoroccoportemanteauamongtheparcels。\"Ah,youcarrybaggagetheretoo?\"hesaidsweetly。\"Notoften,\"respondedYubaBillshortly。\"Ah,thisthencontainsvaluables?\"\"Itbelongstothatmanwhoseseatyou’vegot,\"saidYubaBill,who,forinsultingpurposesofhisown,preferredtoestablishthefictionthatWileswasaninterloper;\"andefhereckons,inasortermixedkempenylikethis,tolockuphisportmantle,Idon’tknowwho’sbusinessitis。Who?\"continuedBill,lashinghimselfintoasimulatedrage,\"who,inblank,isrunningthisyerteam?Hey?Mebbeyouthink,sittin’uptharontheboxseat,youare。Mebbeyouthinkyoukinseeroundcornerswiththatthareye,andkinpullupforteamsroundcorners,ondowngrades,amileahead?\"ButhereThatcher,who,withsomethingofLancelot’sconcernforModred,hadanoblepityforallinfirmities,interferedsosternlythatYubaBillstopped。
Onthefourthdaytheystruckablindingsnow-storm,whileascendingthedrearyplateauthathenceforwardforsixhundredmileswastobetheirroadbed。Thehorses,afterflounderingthroughthedrift,gaveoutcompletelyonreachingthenextstation,andtheprospectsahead,toallbuttheexperiencedeye,lookeddoubtful。Afewpassengersadvisedtakingtosledges,othersapostponementofthejourneyuntiltheweatherchanged。
YubaBillalonewasforpressingforwardastheywere。\"Twomilesmoreandwe’reonthehighgrade,wharthewindisstrongenoughtoblowyouthroughthewindy,andjistpeartenoughtopackawayoverthemcliffseveryinchofsnowthatfalls。I’lljistskirmishroundinandouto’themdriftsonthesefourwheelswharyecan’tdragoneo’themflat-bottomeddry-goodsboxesthroughadrift。\"
BillhadaCaliforniawhip’scontemptforasledge。ButhewaswarmlysecondedbyThatcher,whohadthenextbestthingtoexperience,theinstinctthattaughthimtoreadcharacter,andtakeadvantageofanotherman’sexperience。\"Themthatwantstostopkindoso,\"saidBillauthoritatively,cuttingtheGordianknot;\"themaswantstotakeasledgecandoso,——thar’soneinthebarn。Themaswantstogoonwithmeandtherelaywillcomeon。\"
Mr。Wilesselectedthesledgeandadriver,afewremainedforthenextstage,andThatcher,withtwoothers,decidedtoaccompanyYubaBill。Thesechangestookupsomevaluabletime;andthestormcontinuing,thestagewasrunundertheshed,thepassengersgatheringaroundthestationfire;andnotuntilaftermidnightdidYubaBillputintherelays。\"Iwishyouagoodjourney,\"saidWiles,ashedrovefromtheshedasBillentered。Billvouchsafednoreply,but,addressinghimselftothedriver,saidcurtly,asifgivinganorderforthedeliveryofgoods,\"ShovehimoutatRawlings,\"andpassedcontemptuouslyaroundtothetailboardofthesled,andreturnedtotheharnessingofhisrelay。
ThemooncameoutandshonehighasYubaBilloncemoretookthereinsinhishands。Thewind,whichinstantlyattackedthemastheyreachedthelevel,seemedtomakethedriver’stheoryplausible,andforhalfamiletheroadbedwassweptclean,andfrozenhard。Furtheronatongueofsnow,extendingfromabouldertotheright,reachedacrosstheirpathtotheheightoftwoorthreefeet。ButYubaBilldashedthroughapartofit,andbyskillfulmaneuveringcircumventedtherest。Butevenastheobstaclewaspassed,thecoachdroppedwithanominouslurchononeside,andtheoffforewheelflewoffinthedarkness。Billthrewthehorsesbackontheirhaunches;but,beforetheirmomentumcouldbechecked,thenearhindwheelslippedaway,thevehiclerockedviolently,plungedbackwardsandforwards,andstopped。
YubaBillwasontheroadinaninstantwithhislantern。ThenfollowedanoutbreakofprofanitywhichIregret,forartisticpurposes,exceedsthatgenerouslimitwhichasympathizingpublichasalreadyextendedtomeintheexplicationofcharacter。Letmestate,therefore,thatinaveryfewmomentshesucceededindisparagingthecharactersofhisemployers,theirmaleandfemalerelatives,thecoachbuilder,thestationkeeper,theroadonwhichhetravelled,andthetravellersthemselves,withoccasionalbroadexpletivesaddressedtohimselfandhisownrelatives。Forthespiritofthisandamorecultivatedpoetryofexpression,Ibegtoreferthetemperatereadertothe3dchapterofJob。
ThepassengersknewBill,andsat,conservative,patient,andexpectant。Asyetthecauseofthecatastrophewasnotknown。
AtlastThatcher’svoicecamefromtheboxseat:
\"What’sup,Bill?\"
\"Notablanklynchpininthewholeblankcoach,\"wastheanswer。
Therewasadeadsilence。YubaBillexecutedawildwardanceofhelplessrage。
\"BlanktheblankENCHANTEDthingtoblank!\"
(IbegheretoreferthefastidiousandcultivatedreadertotheonlyadjectiveIhavedaredtranscribeofthisactualoathwhichI
oncehadthehonorofhearing。HewillItrustnotfailtorecognizetheoldclassicdaemoninthiswildwesternobjurgation。)
\"Whodidit?\"askedThatcher。
YubaBilldidnotreply,butdashedupagaintothebox,unlockedthe\"boot,\"andscreamedout:
\"Themanthatstoleyourportmantle,——Wiles!\"
Thatcherlaughed:
\"Don’tworryaboutthat,Bill。A’biled’shirt,anextracollar,andafewpapers。Nothingmore。\"
YubaBillslowlydescended。Whenhereachedtheground,hepluckedThatcherasidebyhiscoatsleeve:
\"Yedon’tmeantosayyehadnothinginthatbagyewastryingtogetawaywith?\"
\"No,\"saidthelaughingThatcherfrankly。
\"AndthatWileswarn’toneo’themdetectives?\"
\"Nottomyknowledge,certainly。\"
YubaBillsighedsadly,andreturnedtoassistinthereplacingofthecoachonitswheelsagain。
\"Nevermind,Bill,\"saidoneofthepassengerssympathizingly,\"we’llcatchthatmanWilesatRawlingssure;\"andhelookedaroundattheinchoatevigilancecommittee,already\"roundingintoform\"
abouthim。
\"Ketchhim!\"returnedYubaBill,derisively,\"whywe’vegottogobacktothestation;andaforewe’reoffaginhe’spintedfurClarmontontherelaywelose。Ketchhim!H-ll’sfullofsuchketches!\"
Therewasclearlynothingtodobuttogobacktothestationtoawaittherepairingofthecoach。WhilethiswasbeingdoneYubaBillagaindrewThatcheraside:
\"Iallerssuspectedthatchap’sgameeye,butIdidn’tsomehowallowforanythinglikethis。Ireckoneditwasonlythesquarethingtolookarterthingsgen’rally,and’speciallyyourtraps。
So,topurventtroubil,andkeepthingsaboutekal,ezhewasgoin’
away,Isorterliftedthisyerbagofhizouterthetailboardofhissleigh。Idon’tknowasitisanyexchangeorcompensation,butitmaygiveyeachancetospothimagin,orhimyou。Itstrikesmeasbein’far-mindedandsquar’;\"andwiththesewordshedepositedatthefeetoftheastoundedThatchertheblacktravellingbagofMr。Wiles。
\"But,Bill,——seehere!Ican’ttakethis!\"interruptedThatcherhastily。\"Youcan’tswearthathe’stakenmybag,——and——and,——
blankitall,——thiswon’tdo,youknow。I’venorighttothisman’sthings,evenif——\"
\"Holdyourhosses,\"saidBillgravely;\"Iondertooktotakechargeo’yourtraps。Ididn’t——atleastthatd————dwall-eyed——Thar’saportmantle!Idon’tknowwho’sitis。Takeit。\"
Halfamused,halfembarrassed,yetstillprotesting,Thatchertookthebaginhishands。
\"Yemightopenitinmypresence,\"suggestedYubaBillgravely。
Thatcher,halflaughingly,didso。Itwasfullofpapersandsemi-
legal-lookingdocuments。Thatcher’sownnameononeofthemcaughthiseye;heopenedthepaperhastilyandperusedit。Thesmilefadedfromhislips。
\"Well,\"saidYubaBill,\"supposewecallitafairexchangeatpresent。\"
Thatcherwasstillexaminingthepapers。Suddenlythiscautious,strong-mindedmanlookedupintoYubaBill’swaitingface,andsaidquietly,inthedespicableslangoftheepochandregion:
\"It’sago!Supposewedo。\"