Then,asSymecontinuedtostareatthem,hesawsomethingthathehadnotseenbefore。Hehadnotseenitliterallybecauseitwastoolargetosee。Atthenearestendofthebalcony,blockingupagreatpartoftheperspective,wasthebackofagreatmountainofaman。WhenSymehadseenhim,hisfirstthoughtwasthattheweightofhimmustbreakdownthebalconyofstone。Hisvastnessdidnotlieonlyinthefactthathewasabnormallytallandquiteincrediblyfat。Thismanwasplannedenormouslyinhisoriginalproportions,likeastatuecarveddeliberatelyascolossal。Hishead,crownedwithwhitehair,asseenfrombehindlookedbiggerthanaheadoughttobe。Theearsthatstoodoutfromitlookedlargerthanhumanears。Hewasenlargedterriblytoscale;andthissenseofsizewassostaggering,thatwhenSymesawhimalltheotherfiguresseemedquitesuddenlytodwindleandbecomedwarfish。
Theywerestillsittingthereasbeforewiththeirflowersandfrock—coats,butnowitlookedasifthebigmanwasentertainingfivechildrentotea。
AsSymeandtheguideapproachedthesidedoorofthehotel,awaitercameoutsmilingwitheverytoothinhishead。
\"Thegentlemenareupthere,sare,\"hesaid。\"Theydotalkandtheydolaughatwhattheytalk。Theydosaytheywillthrowbombsatzeking。\"
Andthewaiterhurriedawaywithanapkinoverhisarm,muchpleasedwiththesingularfrivolityofthegentlemenupstairs。
Thetwomenmountedthestairsinsilence。
SymehadneverthoughtofaskingwhetherthemonstrousmanwhoalmostfilledandbrokethebalconywasthegreatPresidentofwhomtheothersstoodinawe。Heknewitwasso,withanunaccountablebutinstantaneouscertainty。Syme,indeed,wasoneofthosemenwhoareopentoallthemorenamelesspsychologicalinfluencesinadegreealittledangeroustomentalhealth。Utterlydevoidoffearinphysicaldangers,hewasagreatdealtoosensitivetothesmellofspiritualevil。Twicealreadythatnightlittleunmeaningthingshadpeepedoutathimalmostpruriently,andgivenhimasenseofdrawingnearerandnearertothehead—quartersofhell。AndthissensebecameoverpoweringashedrewnearertothegreatPresident。
Theformittookwasachildishandyethatefulfancy。Ashewalkedacrosstheinnerroomtowardsthebalcony,thelargefaceofSundaygrewlargerandlarger;andSymewasgrippedwithafearthatwhenhewasquiteclosethefacewouldbetoobigtobepossible,andthathewouldscreamaloud。HerememberedthatasachildhewouldnotlookatthemaskofMemnonintheBritishMuseum,becauseitwasaface,andsolarge。
Byaneffort,braverthanthatofleapingoveracliff,hewenttoanemptyseatatthebreakfast—tableandsatdown。Themengreetedhimwithgood—humouredrailleryasiftheyhadalwaysknownhim。Hesoberedhimselfalittlebylookingattheirconventionalcoatsandsolid,shiningcoffee—pot;thenhelookedagainatSunday。Hisfacewasverylarge,butitwasstillpossibletohumanity。
InthepresenceofthePresidentthewholecompanylookedsufficientlycommonplace;nothingaboutthemcaughttheeyeatfirst,exceptthatbythePresident’scapricetheyhadbeendressedupwithafestiverespectability,whichgavethemealthelookofaweddingbreakfast。Onemanindeedstoodoutatevenasuperficialglance。HeatleastwasthecommonorgardenDynamiter。Hewore,indeed,thehighwhitecollarandsatintiethatweretheuniformoftheoccasion;butoutofthiscollartheresprangaheadquiteunmanageableandquiteunmistakable,abewilderingbushofbrownhairandbeardthatalmostobscuredtheeyeslikethoseofaSkyeterrier。Buttheeyesdidlookoutofthetangle,andtheywerethesadeyesofsomeRussianserf。TheeffectofthisfigurewasnotterriblelikethatofthePresident,butithadeverydiableriethatcancomefromtheutterlygrotesque。Ifoutofthatstifftieandcollartherehadcomeabruptlytheheadofacatoradog,itcouldnothavebeenamoreidioticcontrast。
Theman’sname,itseemed,wasGogol;hewasaPole,andinthiscircleofdayshewascalledTuesday。Hissoulandspeechwereincurablytragic;hecouldnotforcehimselftoplaytheprosperousandfrivolouspartdemandedofhimbyPresidentSunday。
And,indeed,whenSymecameinthePresident,withthatdaringdisregardofpublicsuspicionwhichwashispolicy,wasactuallychaffingGogoluponhisinabilitytoassumeconventionalgraces。
\"OurfriendTuesday,\"saidthePresidentinadeepvoiceatonceofquietudeandvolume,\"ourfriendTuesdaydoesn’tseemtograsptheidea。Hedressesuplikeagentleman,butheseemstobetoogreatasoultobehavelikeone。Heinsistsonthewaysofthestageconspirator。NowifagentlemangoesaboutLondoninatophatandafrock—coat,nooneneedknowthatheisananarchist。
Butifagentlemanputsonatophatandafrock—coat,andthengoesaboutonhishandsandknees——well,hemayattractattention。
That’swhatBrotherGogoldoes。Hegoesaboutonhishandsandkneeswithsuchinexhaustiblediplomacy,thatbythistimehefindsitquitedifficulttowalkupright。\"
\"Iamnotgoodatgoncealment,\"saidGogolsulkily,withathickforeignaccent;\"Iamnotashamedofthecause。\"
\"Yesyouare,myboy,andsoisthecauseofyou,\"saidthePresidentgood—naturedly。\"Youhideasmuchasanybody;butyoucan’tdoit,yousee,you’resuchanass!Youtrytocombinetwoinconsistentmethods。Whenahouseholderfindsamanunderhisbed,hewillprobablypausetonotethecircumstance。Butifhefindsamanunderhisbedinatophat,youwillagreewithme,mydearTuesday,thatheisnotlikelyeventoforgetit。NowwhenyouwerefoundunderAdmiralBiffin’sbed——\"
\"Iamnotgoodatdeception,\"saidTuesdaygloomily,flushing。
\"Right,myboy,right,\"saidthePresidentwithaponderousheartiness,\"youaren’tgoodatanything。\"
Whilethisstreamofconversationcontinued,Symewaslookingmoresteadilyatthemenaroundhim。Ashedidso,hegraduallyfeltallhissenseofsomethingspirituallyqueerreturn。
Hehadthoughtatfirstthattheywereallofcommonstatureandcostume,withtheevidentexceptionofthehairyGogol。Butashelookedattheothers,hebegantoseeineachofthemexactlywhathehadseeninthemanbytheriver,ademoniacdetailsomewhere。
Thatlop—sidedlaugh,whichwouldsuddenlydisfigurethefinefaceofhisoriginalguide,wastypicalofallthesetypes。Eachmanhadsomethingabouthim,perceivedperhapsatthetenthortwentiethglance,whichwasnotnormal,andwhichseemedhardlyhuman。Theonlymetaphorhecouldthinkofwasthis,thattheyalllookedasmenoffashionandpresencewouldlook,withtheadditionaltwistgiveninafalseandcurvedmirror。
Onlytheindividualexampleswillexpressthishalf—concealedeccentricity。Syme’soriginalciceroneborethetitleofMonday;
hewastheSecretaryoftheCouncil,andhistwistedsmilewasregardedwithmoreterrorthananything,exceptthePresident’shorrible,happylaughter。ButnowthatSymehadmorespaceandlighttoobservehim,therewereothertouches。Hisfinefacewassoemaciated,thatSymethoughtitmustbewastedwithsomedisease;yetsomehowtheverydistressofhisdarkeyesdeniedthis。Itwasnophysicalillthattroubledhim。Hiseyeswerealivewithintellectualtorture,asifpurethoughtwaspain。
Hewastypicalofeachofthetribe;eachmanwassubtlyanddifferentlywrong。NexttohimsatTuesday,thetousle—headedGogol,amanmoreobviouslymad。NextwasWednesday,acertainMarquisdeSt。Eustache,asufficientlycharacteristicfigure。Thefirstfewglancesfoundnothingunusualabouthim,exceptthathewastheonlymanattablewhoworethefashionableclothesasiftheywerereallyhisown。HehadablackFrenchbeardcutsquareandablackEnglishfrock—coatcutevensquarer。ButSyme,sensitivetosuchthings,feltsomehowthatthemancarriedarichatmospherewithhim,arichatmospherethatsuffocated。ItremindedoneirrationallyofdrowsyodoursandofdyinglampsinthedarkerpoemsofByronandPoe。Withthiswentasenseofhisbeingclad,notinlightercolours,butinsoftermaterials;hisblackseemedricherandwarmerthantheblackshadesabouthim,asifitwerecompoundedofprofoundcolour。Hisblackcoatlookedasifitwereonlyblackbybeingtoodenseapurple。Hisblackbeardlookedasifitwereonlyblackbybeingtoodeepablue。Andinthegloomandthicknessofthebeardhisdarkredmouthshowedsensualandscornful。WhateverhewashewasnotaFrenchman;hemightbeaJew;hemightbesomethingdeeperyetinthedarkheartoftheEast。InthebrightcolouredPersiantilesandpicturesshowingtyrantshunting,youmayseejustthosealmondeyes,thoseblue—blackbeards,thosecruel,crimsonlips。
ThencameSyme,andnextaveryoldman,ProfessordeWorms,whostillkeptthechairofFriday,thougheverydayitwasexpectedthathisdeathwouldleaveitempty。Saveforhisintellect,hewasinthelastdissolutionofseniledecay。Hisfacewasasgreyashislonggreybeard,hisforeheadwasliftedandfixedfinallyinafurrowofmilddespair。Innoothercase,noteventhatofGogol,didthebridegroombrilliancyofthemorningdressexpressamorepainfulcontrast。Fortheredflowerinhisbutton—holeshowedupagainstafacethatwasliterallydiscolouredlikelead;thewholehideouseffectwasasifsomedrunkendandieshadputtheirclothesuponacorpse。Whenheroseorsatdown,whichwaswithlonglabourandperil,somethingworsewasexpressedthanmereweakness,somethingindefinablyconnectedwiththehorrorofthewholescene。
Itdidnotexpressdecrepitudemerely,butcorruption。AnotherhatefulfancycrossedSyme’squiveringmind。Hecouldnothelpthinkingthatwheneverthemanmovedalegorarmmightfalloff。
RightattheendsatthemancalledSaturday,thesimplestandthemostbafflingofall。Hewasashort,squaremanwithadark,squarefaceclean—shaven,amedicalpractitionergoingbythenameofBull。Hehadthatcombinationofsavoir—fairewithasortofwell—groomedcoarsenesswhichisnotuncommoninyoungdoctors。Hecarriedhisfineclotheswithconfidenceratherthanease,andhemostlyworeasetsmile。Therewasnothingwhateveroddabouthim,exceptthatheworeapairofdark,almostopaquespectacles。Itmayhavebeenmerelyacrescendoofnervousfancythathadgonebefore,butthoseblackdiscsweredreadfultoSyme;theyremindedhimofhalf—remembereduglytales,ofsomestoryaboutpenniesbeingputontheeyesofthedead。Syme’seyealwayscaughttheblackglassesandtheblindgrin。HadthedyingProfessorwornthem,oreventhepaleSecretary,theywouldhavebeenappropriate。
Butontheyoungerandgrossermantheyseemedonlyanenigma。Theytookawaythekeyoftheface。Youcouldnottellwhathissmileorhisgravitymeant。Partlyfromthis,andpartlybecausehehadavulgarvirilitywantinginmostoftheothersitseemedtoSymethathemightbethewickedestofallthosewickedmen。Symeevenhadthethoughtthathiseyesmightbecoveredupbecausetheyweretoofrightfultosee。
CHAPTERVI
THEEXPOSURE
SUCHwerethesixmenwhohadsworntodestroytheworld。AgainandagainSymestrovetopulltogetherhiscommonsenseintheirpresence。Sometimeshesawforaninstantthatthesenotionsweresubjective,thathewasonlylookingatordinarymen,oneofwhomwasold,anothernervous,anothershort—sighted。Thesenseofanunnaturalsymbolismalwayssettledbackonhimagain。Eachfigureseemedtobe,somehow,ontheborderlandofthings,justastheirtheorywasontheborderlandofthought。Heknewthateachoneofthesemenstoodattheextremeend,sotospeak,ofsomewildroadofreasoning。Hecouldonlyfancy,asinsomeold—worldfable,thatifamanwentwestwardtotheendoftheworldhewouldfindsomething——sayatree——thatwasmoreorlessthanatree,atreepossessedbyaspirit;andthatifhewenteasttotheendoftheworldhewouldfindsomethingelsethatwasnotwhollyitself——atower,perhaps,ofwhichtheveryshapewaswicked。Sothesefiguresseemedtostandup,violentandunaccountable,againstanultimatehorizon,visionsfromtheverge。Theendsoftheearthwereclosingin。
Talkhadbeengoingonsteadilyashetookinthescene;andnottheleastofthecontrastsofthatbewilderingbreakfast—tablewasthecontrastbetweentheeasyandunobtrusivetoneoftalkanditsterriblepurport。Theyweredeepinthediscussionofanactualandimmediateplot。Thewaiterdownstairshadspokenquitecorrectlywhenhesaidthattheyweretalkingaboutbombsandkings。OnlythreedaysafterwardstheCzarwastomeetthePresidentoftheFrenchRepublicinParis,andovertheirbaconandeggsupontheirsunnybalconythesebeaminggentlemenhaddecidedhowbothshoulddie。Eventheinstrumentwaschosen;theblack—beardedMarquis,itappeared,wastocarrythebomb。
Ordinarilyspeaking,theproximityofthispositiveandobjectivecrimewouldhavesoberedSyme,andcuredhimofallhismerelymysticaltremors。Hewouldhavethoughtofnothingbuttheneedofsavingatleasttwohumanbodiesfrombeingrippedinpieceswithironandroaringgas。Butthetruthwasthatbythistimehehadbeguntofeelathirdkindoffear,morepiercingandpracticalthaneitherhismoralrevulsionorhissocialresponsibility。Verysimply,hehadnofeartosparefortheFrenchPresidentortheCzar;hehadbeguntofearforhimself。Mostofthetalkerstooklittleheedofhim,debatingnowwiththeirfacesclosertogether,andalmostuniformlygrave,savewhenforaninstantthesmileoftheSecretaryranaslantacrosshisfaceasthejaggedlightningrunsaslantacrossthesky。ButtherewasonepersistentthingwhichfirsttroubledSymeandatlastterrifiedhim。ThePresidentwasalwayslookingathim,steadily,andwithagreatandbafflinginterest。Theenormousmanwasquitequiet,buthisblueeyesstoodoutofhishead。AndtheywerealwaysfixedonSyme。
Symefeltmovedtospringupandleapoverthebalcony。WhenthePresident’seyeswereonhimhefeltasifheweremadeofglass。
HehadhardlytheshredofadoubtthatinsomesilentandextraordinarywaySundayhadfoundoutthathewasaspy。Helookedovertheedgeofthebalcony,andsawapoliceman,standingabstractedlyjustbeneath,staringatthebrightrailingsandthesunlittrees。
Thentherefelluponhimthegreattemptationthatwastotormenthimformanydays。Inthepresenceofthesepowerfulandrepulsivemen,whoweretheprincesofanarchy,hehadalmostforgottenthefrailandfancifulfigureofthepoetGregory,themereaestheteofanarchism。Heeventhoughtofhimnowwithanoldkindness,asiftheyhadplayedtogetherwhenchildren。ButherememberedthathewasstilltiedtoGregorybyagreatpromise。Hehadpromisednevertodotheverythingthathenowfelthimselfalmostintheactofdoing。Hehadpromisednottojumpoverthatbalconyandspeaktothatpoliceman。Hetookhiscoldhandoffthecoldstonebalustrade。Hissoulswayedinavertigoofmoralindecision。Hehadonlytosnapthethreadofarashvowmadetoavillainoussociety,andallhislifecouldbeasopenandsunnyasthesquarebeneathhim。Hehad,ontheotherhand,onlytokeephisantiquatedhonour,andbedeliveredinchbyinchintothepowerofthisgreatenemyofmankind,whoseveryintellectwasatorture—chamber。
Wheneverhelookeddownintothesquarehesawthecomfortablepoliceman,apillarofcommonsenseandcommonorder。Wheneverhelookedbackatthebreakfast—tablehesawthePresidentstillquietlystudyinghimwithbig,unbearableeyes。
Inallthetorrentofhisthoughtthereweretwothoughtsthatnevercrossedhismind。First,itneveroccurredtohimtodoubtthatthePresidentandhisCouncilcouldcrushhimifhecontinuedtostandalone。Theplacemightbepublic,theprojectmightseemimpossible。ButSundaywasnotthemanwhowouldcarryhimselfthuseasilywithouthaving,somehoworsomewhere,setopenhisirontrap。Eitherbyanonymouspoisonorsuddenstreetaccident,byhypnotismorbyfirefromhell,Sundaycouldcertainlystrikehim。Ifhedefiedthemanhewasprobablydead,eitherstruckstiffthereinhischairorlongafterwardsasbyaninnocentailment。Ifhecalledinthepolicepromptly,arrestedeveryone,toldall,andsetagainstthemthewholeenergyofEngland,hewouldprobablyescape;certainlynototherwise。Theywereabalconyfulofgentlemenoverlookingabrightandbusysquare;buthefeltnomoresafewiththemthaniftheyhadbeenaboatfulofarmedpiratesoverlookinganemptysea。
Therewasasecondthoughtthatnevercametohim。Itneveroccurredtohimtobespirituallywonovertotheenemy。Manymoderns,inuredtoaweakworshipofintellectandforce,mighthavewaveredintheirallegianceunderthisoppressionofagreatpersonality。TheymighthavecalledSundaythesuper—man。Ifanysuchcreaturebeconceivable,helooked,indeed,somewhatlikeit,withhisearth—shakingabstraction,asofastonestatuewalking。
Hemighthavebeencalledsomethingaboveman,withhislargeplans,whichweretooobvioustobedetected,withhislargeface,whichwastoofranktobeunderstood。ButthiswasakindofmodernmeannesstowhichSymecouldnotsinkeveninhisextrememorbidity。Likeanyman,hewascowardenoughtofeargreatforce;
buthewasnotquitecowardenoughtoadmireit。
Themenwereeatingastheytalked,andeveninthistheyweretypical。Dr。BullandtheMarquisatecasuallyandconventionallyofthebestthingsonthetable——coldpheasantorStrasbourgpie。
ButtheSecretarywasavegetarian,andhespokeearnestlyoftheprojectedmurderoverhalfarawtomatoandthreequartersofaglassoftepidwater。TheoldProfessorhadsuchslopsassuggestedasickeningsecondchildhood。AndeveninthisPresidentSundaypreservedhiscuriouspredominanceofmeremass。Forheateliketwentymen;heateincredibly,withafrightfulfreshnessofappetite,sothatitwaslikewatchingasausagefactory。Yetcontinually,whenhehadswallowedadozencrumpetsordrunkaquartofcoffee,hewouldbefoundwithhisgreatheadononesidestaringatSyme。
\"Ihaveoftenwondered,\"saidtheMarquis,takingagreatbiteoutofasliceofbreadandjam,\"whetheritwouldn’tbebetterformetodoitwithaknife。Mostofthebestthingshavebeenbroughtoffwithaknife。AnditwouldbeanewemotiontogetaknifeintoaFrenchPresidentandwriggleitround。\"
\"Youarewrong,\"saidtheSecretary,drawinghisblackbrowstogether。\"Theknifewasmerelytheexpressionoftheoldpersonalquarrelwithapersonaltyrant。Dynamiteisnotonlyourbesttool,butourbestsymbol。ItisasperfectasymbolofusasisincenseoftheprayersoftheChristians。Itexpands;itonlydestroysbecauseitbroadens;evenso,thoughtonlydestroysbecauseitbroadens。Aman’sbrainisabomb,\"hecriedout,looseningsuddenlyhisstrangepassionandstrikinghisownskullwithviolence。\"Mybrainfeelslikeabomb,nightandday。Itmustexpand!Itmustexpand!Aman’sbrainmustexpand,ifitbreaksuptheuniverse。\"
\"Idon’twanttheuniversebrokenupjustyet,\"drawledtheMarquis。\"IwanttodoalotofbeastlythingsbeforeIdie。
Ithoughtofoneyesterdayinbed。\"
\"No,iftheonlyendofthethingisnothing,\"saidDr。Bullwithhissphinx—likesmile,\"ithardlyseemsworthdoing。\"
TheoldProfessorwasstaringattheceilingwithdulleyes。
\"Everymanknowsinhisheart,\"hesaid,\"thatnothingisworthdoing。\"
Therewasasingularsilence,andthentheSecretarysaid——
\"Wearewandering,however,fromthepoint。TheonlyquestionishowWednesdayistostriketheblow。Itakeitweshouldallagreewiththeoriginalnotionofabomb。Astotheactualarrangements,Ishouldsuggestthattomorrowmorningheshouldgofirstofallto——\"
Thespeechwasbrokenoffshortunderavastshadow。PresidentSundayhadrisentohisfeet,seemingtofilltheskyabovethem。
\"Beforewediscussthat,\"hesaidinasmall,quietvoice,\"letusgointoaprivateroom。Ihavesomethingventparticulartosay。\"
Symestoodupbeforeanyoftheothers。Theinstantofchoicehadcomeatlast,thepistolwasathishead。Onthepavementbeforehecouldhearthepolicemanidlystirandstamp,forthemorning,thoughbright,wascold。
Abarrel—organinthestreetsuddenlysprangwithajerkintoajovialtune。Symestooduptaut,asifithadbeenabuglebeforethebattle。Hefoundhimselffilledwithasupernaturalcouragethatcamefromnowhere。Thatjinglingmusicseemedfullofthevivacity,thevulgarity,andtheirrationalvalourofthepoor,whoinallthoseuncleanstreetswereallclingingtothedecenciesandthecharitiesofChristendom。Hisyouthfulprankofbeingapolicemanhadfadedfromhismind;hedidnotthinkofhimselfastherepresentativeofthecorpsofgentlementurnedintofancyconstables,oroftheoldeccentricwholivedinthedarkroom。
Buthedidfeelhimselfastheambassadorofallthesecommonandkindlypeopleinthestreet,whoeverydaymarchedintobattletothemusicofthebarrel—organ。Andthishighprideinbeinghumanhadliftedhimunaccountablytoaninfiniteheightabovethemonstrousmenaroundhim。Foraninstant,atleast,helookeddownuponalltheirsprawlingeccentricitiesfromthestarrypinnacleofthecommonplace。Hefelttowardsthemallthatunconsciousandelementarysuperioritythatabravemanfeelsoverpowerfulbeastsorawisemanoverpowerfulerrors。HeknewthathehadneithertheintellectualnorthephysicalstrengthofPresidentSunday;butinthatmomenthemindeditnomorethanthefactthathehadnotthemusclesofatigerorahornonhisnoselikearhinoceros。AllwasswallowedupinanultimatecertaintythatthePresidentwaswrongandthatthebarrel—organwasright。ThereclangedinhismindthatunanswerableandterribletruisminthesongofRoland——
\"PagensonttortetChretiensontdroit。\"
whichintheoldnasalFrenchhastheclangandgroanofgreatiron。Thisliberationofhisspiritfromtheloadofhisweaknesswentwithaquitecleardecisiontoembracedeath。Ifthepeopleofthebarrel—organcouldkeeptheirold—worldobligations,socouldhe。Thisveryprideinkeepinghiswordwasthathewaskeepingittomiscreants。Itwashislasttriumphovertheselunaticstogodownintotheirdarkroomanddieforsomethingthattheycouldnotevenunderstand。Thebarrel—organseemedtogivethemarchingtunewiththeenergyandtheminglednoisesofawholeorchestra;andhecouldheardeepandrolling,underallthetrumpetsoftheprideoflife,thedrumsoftheprideofdeath。
Theconspiratorswerealreadyfilingthroughtheopenwindowandintotheroomsbehind。Symewentlast,outwardlycalm,butwithallhisbrainandbodythrobbingwithromanticrhythm。ThePresidentledthemdownanirregularsidestair,suchasmightbeusedbyservants,andintoadim,cold,emptyroom,withatableandbenches,likeanabandonedboardroom。Whentheywereallin,heclosedandlockedthedoor。
ThefirsttospeakwasGogol,theirreconcilable,whoseemedburstingwithinarticulategrievance。
\"Zso!Zso!\"hecried,withanobscureexcitement,hisheavyPolishaccentbecomingalmostimpenetrable。\"Youzayyounod’ide。Youzayyoushowhimselves。Itisallnuzzinks。Venyouvanttalkimportanceyourunyourselvesinadarkbox!\"
ThePresidentseemedtotaketheforeigner’sincoherentsatirewithentiregoodhumour。
\"Youcan’tgetholdofityet,Gogol,\"hesaidinafatherlyway。
\"Whenoncetheyhaveheardustalkingnonsenseonthatbalconytheywillnotcarewherewegoafterwards。Ifwehadcomeherefirst,weshouldhavehadthewholestaffatthekeyhole。Youdon’tseemtoknowanythingaboutmankind。\"
\"Idieforzem,\"criedthePoleinthickexcitement,\"andIslayzareoppressors。Icarenotforthesegamesofgonzealment。Iwouldzmitezetyrantinzeopensquare。\"
\"Isee,Isee,\"saidthePresident,noddingkindlyasheseatedhimselfatthetopofalongtable。\"Youdieformankindfirst,andthenyougetupandsmitetheiroppressors。Sothat’sallright。
AndnowmayIaskyoutocontrolyourbeautifulsentiments,andsitdownwiththeothergentlemenatthistable。Forthefirsttimethismorningsomethingintelligentisgoingtobesaid。\"
Syme,withtheperturbedpromptitudehehadshownsincetheoriginalsummons,satdownfirst。Gogolsatdownlast,grumblinginhisbrownbeardaboutgombromise。NooneexceptSymeseemedtohaveanynotionoftheblowthatwasabouttofall。Asforhim,hehadmerelythefeelingofamanmountingthescaffoldwiththeintention,atanyrate,ofmakingagoodspeech。
\"Comrades,\"saidthePresident,suddenlyrising,\"wehavespunoutthisfarcelongenough。Ihavecalledyoudownheretotellyousomethingsosimpleandshockingthateventhewaitersupstairs(longinuredtoourlevities)mighthearsomenewseriousnessinmyvoice。Comrades,wewerediscussingplansandnamingplaces。I
propose,beforesayinganythingelse,thatthoseplansandplacesshouldnotbevotedbythismeeting,butshouldbeleftwhollyinthecontrolofsomeonereliablemember。IsuggestComradeSaturday,Dr。Bull。\"
Theyallstaredathim;thentheyallstartedintheirseats,forthenextwords,thoughnotloud,hadalivingandsensationalemphasis。Sundaystruckthetable。
\"Notonewordmoreabouttheplansandplacesmustbesaidatthismeeting。Notonetinydetailmoreaboutwhatwemeantodomustbementionedinthiscompany。\"
Sundayhadspenthislifeinastonishinghisfollowers;butitseemedasifhehadneverreallyastonishedthemuntilnow。Theyallmovedfeverishlyintheirseats,exceptSyme。Hesatstiffinhis,withhishandinhispocket,andonthehandleofhisloadedrevolver。Whentheattackonhimcamehewouldsellhislifedear。
HewouldfindoutatleastifthePresidentwasmortal。
Sundaywentonsmoothly——
\"Youwillprobablyunderstandthatthereisonlyonepossiblemotiveforforbiddingfreespeechatthisfestivaloffreedom。
Strangersoverhearingusmattersnothing。Theyassumethatwearejoking。Butwhatwouldmatter,evenuntodeath,isthis,thatthereshouldbeoneactuallyamonguswhoisnotofus,whoknowsourgravepurpose,butdoesnotshareit,who——\"
TheSecretaryscreamedoutsuddenlylikeawoman。
\"Itcan’tbe!\"hecried,leaping。\"Therecan’t——\"
ThePresidentflappedhislargeflathandonthetablelikethefinofsomehugefish。
\"Yes,\"hesaidslowly,\"thereisaspyinthisroom。Thereisatraitoratthistable。Iwillwastenomorewords。Hisname——\"
Symehalfrosefromhisseat,hisfingerfirmonthetrigger。
\"HisnameisGogol,\"saidthePresident。\"HeisthathairyhumbugovertherewhopretendstobeaPole。\"
Gogolsprangtohisfeet,apistolineachhand。Withthesameflashthreemensprangathisthroat。EventheProfessormadeanefforttorise。ButSymesawlittleofthescene,forhewasblindedwithabeneficentdarkness;hehadsunkdownintohisseatshuddering,inapalsyofpassionaterelief。
CHAPTERVII
THEUNACCOUNTABLECONDUCTOFPROFESSORDEWORMS
\"SITdown!\"saidSundayinavoicethatheusedonceortwiceinhislife,avoicethatmademendropdrawnswords。
ThethreewhohadrisenfellawayfromGogol,andthatequivocalpersonhimselfresumedhisseat。
\"Well,myman,\"saidthePresidentbriskly,addressinghimasoneaddressesatotalstranger,\"willyouobligemebyputtingyourhandinyourupperwaistcoatpocketandshowingmewhatyouhavethere?\"
TheallegedPolewasalittlepaleunderhistangleofdarkhair,butheputtwofingersintothepocketwithapparentcoolnessandpulledoutabluestripofcard。WhenSymesawitlyingonthetable,hewokeupagaintotheworldoutsidehim。Foralthoughthecardlayattheotherextremeofthetable,andhecouldreadnothingoftheinscriptiononit,itboreastartlingresemblancetothebluecardinhisownpocket,thecardwhichhadbeengiventohimwhenhejoinedtheanti—anarchistconstabulary。
\"PatheticSlav,\"saidthePresident,\"tragicchildofPoland,areyoupreparedinthepresenceofthatcardtodenythatyouareinthiscompany——shallwesaydetrop?\"
\"Rightoh!\"saidthelateGogol。Itmadeeveryonejumptohearaclear,commercialandsomewhatcockneyvoicecomingoutofthatforestofforeignhair。Itwasirrational,asifaChinamanhadsuddenlyspokenwithaScotchaccent。
\"Igatherthatyoufullyunderstandyourposition,\"saidSunday。
\"Youbet,\"answeredthePole。\"Iseeit’safaircop。AllIsayis,Idon’tbelieveanyPolecouldhaveimitatedmyaccentlikeIdidhis。\"
\"Iconcedethepoint,\"saidSunday。\"Ibelieveyourownaccenttobeinimitable,thoughIshallpractiseitinmybath。Doyoumindleavingyourbeardwithyourcard?\"
\"Notabit,\"answeredGogol;andwithonefingerherippedoffthewholeofhisshaggyhead—covering,emergingwiththinredhairandapale,pertface。\"Itwashot,\"headded。
\"Iwilldoyouthejusticetosay,\"saidSunday,notwithoutasortofbrutaladmiration,\"thatyouseemtohavekeptprettycoolunderit。Nowlistentome。Ilikeyou。TheconsequenceisthatitwouldannoymeforjustabouttwoandahalfminutesifIheardthatyouhaddiedintorments。Well,ifyouevertellthepoliceoranyhumansoulaboutus,Ishallhavethattwoandahalfminutesofdiscomfort。OnyourdiscomfortIwillnotdwell。Goodday。Mindthestep。\"
Thered—haireddetectivewhohadmasqueradedasGogolrosetohisfeetwithoutaword,andwalkedoutoftheroomwithanairofperfectnonchalance。YettheastonishedSymewasabletorealisethatthiseasewassuddenlyassumed;fortherewasaslightstumbleoutsidethedoor,whichshowedthatthedepartingdetectivehadnotmindedthestep。
\"Timeisflying,\"saidthePresidentinhisgayestmanner,afterglancingathiswatch,whichlikeeverythingabouthimseemedbiggerthanitoughttobe。\"Imustgooffatonce;IhavetotakethechairataHumanitarianmeeting。\"
TheSecretaryturnedtohimwithworkingeyebrows。
\"Woulditnotbebetter,\"hesaidalittlesharply,\"todiscussfurtherthedetailsofourproject,nowthatthespyhasleftus?\"
\"No,Ithinknot,\"saidthePresidentwithayawnlikeanunobtrusiveearthquake。\"Leaveitasitis。LetSaturdaysettleit。Imustbeoff。BreakfastherenextSunday。\"
ButthelateloudsceneshadwhippedupthealmostnakednervesoftheSecretary。Hewasoneofthosemenwhoareconscientiousevenincrime。
\"Imustprotest,President,thatthethingisirregular,\"hesaid。
\"Itisafundamentalruleofoursocietythatallplansshallbedebatedinfullcouncil。Ofcourse,Ifullyappreciateyourforethoughtwhenintheactualpresenceofatraitor——\"
\"Secretary,\"saidthePresidentseriously,\"ifyou’dtakeyourheadhomeandboilitforaturnipitmightbeuseful。Ican’tsay。Butitmight。
TheSecretaryrearedbackinakindofequineanger。
\"Ireallyfailtounderstand——\"hebeganinhighoffense。
\"That’sit,that’sit,\"saidthePresident,noddingagreatmanytimes。\"That’swhereyoufailrightenough。Youfailtounderstand。
Why,youdancingdonkey,\"heroared,rising,\"youdidn’twanttobeoverheardbyaspy,didn’tyou?Howdoyouknowyouaren’toverheardnow?\"
Andwiththesewordsheshoulderedhiswayoutoftheroom,shakingwithincomprehensiblescorn。
Fourofthemenleftbehindgapedafterhimwithoutanyapparentglimmeringofhismeaning。Symealonehadevenaglimmering,andsuchasitwasitfrozehimtothebone。IfthelastwordsofthePresidentmeantanything,theymeantthathehadnotafterallpassedunsuspected。TheymeantthatwhileSundaycouldnotdenouncehimlikeGogol,hestillcouldnottrusthimliketheothers。
Theotherfourgottotheirfeetgrumblingmoreorless,andbetookthemselveselsewheretofindlunch,foritwasalreadywellpastmidday。TheProfessorwentlast,veryslowlyandpainfully。Symesatlongaftertheresthadgone,revolvinghisstrangeposition。
Hehadescapedathunderbolt,buthewasstillunderacloud。AtlastheroseandmadehiswayoutofthehotelintoLeicesterSquare。Thebright,colddayhadgrownincreasinglycolder,andwhenhecameoutintothestreethewassurprisedbyafewflakesofsnow。Whilehestillcarriedthesword—stickandtherestofGregory’sportableluggage,hehadthrownthecloakdownandleftitsomewhere,perhapsonthesteam—tug,perhapsonthebalcony。
Hoping,therefore,thatthesnow—showermightbeslight,hesteppedbackoutofthestreetforamomentandstoodupunderthedoorwayofasmallandgreasyhair—dresser’sshop,thefrontwindowofwhichwasempty,exceptforasicklywaxladyineveningdress。
Snow,however,begantothickenandfallfast;andSyme,havingfoundoneglanceatthewaxladyquitesufficienttodepresshisspirits,staredoutinsteadintothewhiteandemptystreet。Hewasconsiderablyastonishedtosee,standingquitestilloutsidetheshopandstaringintothewindow,aman。HistophatwasloadedwithsnowlikethehatofFatherChristmas,thewhitedriftwasrisingroundhisbootsandankles;butitseemedasifnothingcouldtearhimawayfromthecontemplationofthecolourlesswaxdollindirtyeveningdress。ThatanyhumanbeingshouldstandinsuchweatherlookingintosuchashopwasamatterofsufficientwondertoSyme;buthisidlewonderturnedsuddenlyintoapersonalshock;forherealisedthatthemanstandingtherewastheparalyticoldProfessordeWorms。Itscarcelyseemedtheplaceforapersonofhisyearsandinfirmities。
Symewasreadytobelieveanythingabouttheperversionsofthisdehumanizedbrotherhood;butevenhecouldnotbelievethattheProfessorhadfalleninlovewiththatparticularwaxlady。Hecouldonlysupposethattheman’smalady(whateveritwas)involvedsomemomentaryfitsofrigidityortrance。Hewasnotinclined,however,tofeelinthiscaseanyverycompassionateconcern。Onthecontrary,herathercongratulatedhimselfthattheProfessor’sstrokeandhiselaborateandlimpingwalkwouldmakeiteasytoescapefromhimandleavehimmilesbehind。ForSymethirstedfirstandlasttogetclearofthewholepoisonousatmosphere,ifonlyforanhour。Thenhecouldcollecthisthoughts,formulatehispolicy,anddecidefinallywhetherheshouldorshouldnotkeepfaithwithGregory。
Hestrolledawaythroughthedancingsnow,turneduptwoorthreestreets,downthroughtwoorthreeothers,andenteredasmallSohorestaurantforlunch。Hepartookreflectivelyoffoursmallandquaintcourses,drankhalfabottleofredwine,andendedupoverblackcoffeeandablackcigar,stillthinking。Hehadtakenhisseatintheupperroomoftherestaurant,whichwasfullofthechinkofknivesandthechatterofforeigners。Herememberedthatinolddayshehadimaginedthatalltheseharmlessandkindlyalienswereanarchists。Heshuddered,rememberingtherealthing。
Buteventheshudderhadthedelightfulshameofescape。Thewine,thecommonfood,thefamiliarplace,thefacesofnaturalandtalkativemen,madehimalmostfeelasiftheCounciloftheSevenDayshadbeenabaddream;andalthoughheknewitwasneverthelessanobjectivereality,itwasatleastadistantone。Tallhousesandpopulousstreetslaybetweenhimandhislastsightoftheshamefulseven;hewasfreeinfreeLondon,anddrinkingwineamongthefree。Withasomewhateasieraction,hetookhishatandstickandstrolleddownthestairintotheshopbelow。
Whenheenteredthatlowerroomhestoodstrickenandrootedtothespot。Atasmalltable,closeuptotheblankwindowandthewhitestreetofsnow,sattheoldanarchistProfessoroveraglassofmilk,withhisliftedlividfaceandpendenteyelids。ForaninstantSymestoodasrigidasthestickheleantupon。Thenwithagestureasofblindhurry,hebrushedpasttheProfessor,dashingopenthedoorandslammingitbehindhim,andstoodoutsideinthesnow。
\"Canthatoldcorpsebefollowingme?\"heaskedhimself,bitinghisyellowmoustache。\"Istoppedtoolongupinthatroom,sothatevensuchleadenfeetcouldcatchmeup。Onecomfortis,withalittlebriskwalkingIcanputamanlikethatasfarawayasTimbuctoo。
OramItoofanciful?Washereallyfollowingme?SurelySundaywouldnotbesuchafoolastosendalameman?\"
Hesetoffatasmartpace,twistingandwhirlinghisstick,inthedirectionofCoventGarden。Ashecrossedthegreatmarketthesnowincreased,growingblindingandbewilderingastheafternoonbegantodarken。Thesnow—flakestormentedhimlikeaswarmofsilverbees。Gettingintohiseyesandbeard,theyaddedtheirunremittingfutilitytohisalreadyirritatednerves;andbythetimethathehadcomeataswingingpacetothebeginningofFleetStreet,helostpatience,andfindingaSundayteashop,turnedintoittotakeshelter。Heorderedanothercupofblackcoffeeasanexcuse。Scarcelyhadhedoneso,whenProfessordeWormshobbledheavilyintotheshop,satdownwithdifficultyandorderedaglassofmilk。
Syme’swalking—stickhadfallenfromhishandwithagreatclang,whichconfessedtheconcealedsteel。ButtheProfessordidnotlookround。Syme,whowascommonlyacoolcharacter,wasliterallygapingasarusticgapesataconjuringtrick。Hehadseennocabfollowing;hehadheardnowheelsoutsidetheshop;toallmortalappearancesthemanhadcomeonfoot。Buttheoldmancouldonlywalklikeasnail,andSymehadwalkedlikethewind。Hestartedupandsnatchedhisstick,halfcrazywiththecontradictioninmerearithmetic,andswungoutoftheswingingdoors,leavinghiscoffeeuntasted。AnomnibusgoingtotheBankwentrattlingbywithanunusualrapidity。Hehadaviolentrunofahundredyardstoreachit;buthemanagedtospring,swayinguponthesplash—boardand,pausingforaninstanttopant,heclimbedontothetop。Whenhehadbeenseatedforabouthalfaminute,heheardbehindhimasortofheavyandasthmaticbreathing。
Turningsharply,hesawrisinggraduallyhigherandhigheruptheomnibusstepsatophatsoiledanddrippingwithsnow,andundertheshadowofitsbrimtheshort—sightedfaceandshakyshouldersofProfessordeWorms。Helethimselfintoaseatwithcharacteristiccare,andwrappedhimselfuptothechininthemackintoshrug。
Everymovementoftheoldman’stotteringfigureandvaguehands,everyuncertaingestureandpanic—strickenpause,seemedtoputitbeyondquestionthathewashelpless,thathewasinthelastimbecilityofthebody。Hemovedbyinches,helethimselfdownwithlittlegaspsofcaution。Andyet,unlessthephilosophicalentitiescalledtimeandspacehavenovestigeevenofapracticalexistence,itappearedquiteunquestionablethathehadrunaftertheomnibus。
Symesprangerectupontherockingcar,andafterstaringwildlyatthewintrysky,thatgrewgloomiereverymoment,herandownthesteps。Hehadrepressedanelementalimpulsetoleapovertheside。
Toobewilderedtolookbackortoreason,herushedintooneofthelittlecourtsatthesideofFleetStreetasarabbitrushesintoahole。Hehadavagueidea,ifthisincomprehensibleoldJack—in—the—boxwasreallypursuinghim,thatinthatlabyrinthoflittlestreetshecouldsoonthrowhimoffthescent。Hedivedinandoutofthosecrookedlanes,whichweremorelikecracksthanthoroughfares;andbythetimethathehadcompletedabouttwentyalternateanglesanddescribedanunthinkablepolygon,hepausedtolistenforanysoundofpursuit。Therewasnone;therecouldnotinanycasehavebeenmuch,forthelittlestreetswerethickwiththesoundlesssnow。SomewherebehindRedLionCourt,however,henoticedaplacewheresomeenergeticcitizenhadclearedawaythesnowforaspaceofabouttwentyyards,leavingthewet,glisteningcobble—stones。Hethoughtlittleofthisashepassedit,onlyplungingintoyetanotherarmofthemaze。Butwhenafewhundredyardsfartheronhestoodstillagaintolisten,hisheartstoodstillalso,forheheardfromthatspaceofruggedstonestheclinkingcrutchandlabouringfeetoftheinfernalcripple。
Theskyabovewasloadedwiththecloudsofsnow,leavingLondoninadarknessandoppressionprematureforthathouroftheevening。OneachsideofSymethewallsofthealleywereblindandfeatureless;therewasnolittlewindoworanykindofeve。Hefeltanewimpulsetobreakoutofthishiveofhouses,andtogetoncemoreintotheopenandlamp—litstreet。Yetherambledanddodgedforalongtimebeforehestruckthemainthoroughfare。
Whenhedidso,hestruckitmuchfartherupthanhehadfancied。
HecameoutintowhatseemedthevastandvoidofLudgateCircus,andsawSt。Paul’sCathedralsittinginthesky。
Atfirsthewasstartledtofindthesegreatroadssoempty,asifapestilencehadsweptthroughthecity。Thenhetoldhimselfthatsomedegreeofemptinesswasnatural;firstbecausethesnow—stormwasevendangerouslydeep,andsecondlybecauseitwasSunday。AndattheverywordSundayhebithislip;thewordwashenceforthforhirelikesomeindecentpun。Underthewhitefogofsnowhighupintheheaventhewholeatmosphereofthecitywasturnedtoaveryqueerkindofgreentwilight,asofmenunderthesea。ThesealedandsullensunsetbehindthedarkdomeofSt。Paul’shadinitsmokyandsinistercolours——coloursofsicklygreen,deadredordecayingbronze,thatwerejustbrightenoughtoemphasisethesolidwhitenessofthesnow。Butrightupagainstthesedrearycoloursrosetheblackbulkofthecathedral;anduponthetopofthecathedralwasarandomsplashandgreatstainofsnow,stillclingingastoanAlpinepeak。Ithadfallenaccidentally,butjustsofallenastohalfdrapethedomefromitsverytopmostpoint,andtopickoutinperfectsilverthegreatorbandthecross。WhenSymesawithesuddenlystraightenedhimself,andmadewithhissword—stickaninvoluntarysalute。
Heknewthatthatevilfigure,hisshadow,wascreepingquicklyorslowlybehindhim,andhedidnotcare。
Itseemedasymbolofhumanfaithandvalourthatwhiletheskiesweredarkeningthathighplaceoftheearthwasbright。Thedevilsmighthavecapturedheaven,buttheyhadnotyetcapturedthecross。Hehadanewimpulsetotearoutthesecretofthisdancing,jumpingandpursuingparalytic;andattheentranceofthecourtasitopenedupontheCircusheturned,stickinhand,tofacehispursuer。
ProfessordeWormscameslowlyroundthecorneroftheirregularalleybehindhim,hisunnaturalformoutlinedagainstalonelygas—lamp,irresistiblyrecallingthatveryimaginativefigureinthenurseryrhymes,\"thecrookedmanwhowentacrookedmile。\"Hereallylookedasifhehadbeentwistedoutofshapebythetortuousstreetshehadbeenthreading。Hecamenearerandnearer,thelamplightshiningonhisliftedspectacles,hislifted,patientface。SymewaitedforhimasSt。Georgewaitedforthedragon,asamanwaitsforafinalexplanationorfordeath。AndtheoldProfessorcamerightuptohimandpassedhimlikeatotalstranger,withoutevenablinkofhismournfuleyelids。
TherewassomethinginthissilentandunexpectedinnocencethatleftSymeinafinalfury。Theman’scolourlessfaceandmannerseemedtoassertthatthewholefollowinghadbeenanaccident。
Symewasgalvanisedwithanenergythatwassomethingbetweenbitternessandaburstofboyishderision。Hemadeawildgestureasiftoknocktheoldman’shatoff,calledoutsomethinglike\"Catchmeifyoucan,\"andwentracingawayacrossthewhite,openCircus。Concealmentwasimpossiblenow;andlookingbackoverhisshoulder,hecouldseetheblackfigureoftheoldgentlemancomingafterhimwithlong,swingingstrideslikeamanwinningamilerace。Buttheheaduponthatboundingbodywasstillpale,graveandprofessional,liketheheadofalectureruponthebodyofaharlequin。
ThisoutrageouschasespedacrossLudgateCircus,upLudgateHill,roundSt。Paul’sCathedral,alongCheapside,Symerememberingallthenightmareshehadeverknown。ThenSymebrokeawaytowardstheriver,andendedalmostdownbythedocks。Hesawtheyellowpanesofalow,lightedpublic—house,flunghimselfintoitandorderedbeer。Itwasafoultavern,sprinkledwithforeignsailors,aplacewhereopiummightbesmokedorknivesdrawn。
AmomentlaterProfessordeWormsenteredtheplace,satdowncarefully,andaskedforaglassofmilk。
CHAPTERVIII
THEPROFESSOREXPLAINS
WHENGabrielSymefoundhimselffinallyestablishedinachair,andoppositetohim,fixedandfinalalso,theliftedeyebrowsandleadeneyelidsoftheProfessor,hisfearsfullyreturned。Thisincomprehensiblemanfromthefiercecouncil,afterall,hadcertainlypursuedhim。Ifthemanhadonecharacterasaparalyticandanothercharacterasapursuer,theantithesismightmakehimmoreinteresting,butscarcelymoresoothing。ItwouldbeaverysmallcomfortthathecouldnotfindtheProfessorout,ifbysomeseriousaccidenttheProfessorshouldfindhimout。Heemptiedawholepewterpotofalebeforetheprofessorhadtouchedhismilk。
Onepossibility,however,kepthimhopefulandyethelpless。Itwasjustpossiblethatthisescapadesignifiedsomethingotherthanevenaslightsuspicionofhim。Perhapsitwassomeregularformorsign。Perhapsthefoolishscamperwassomesortoffriendlysignalthatheoughttohaveunderstood。Perhapsitwasaritual。PerhapsthenewThursdaywasalwayschasedalongCheapside,asthenewLordMayorisalwaysescortedalongit。Hewasjustselectingatentativeinquiry,whentheoldProfessoroppositesuddenlyandsimplycuthimshort。BeforeSymecouldaskthefirstdiplomaticquestion,theoldanarchisthadaskedsuddenly,withoutanysortofpreparation——
\"Areyouapoliceman?\"
WhateverelseSymehadexpected,hehadneverexpectedanythingsobrutalandactualasthis。Evenhisgreatpresenceofmindcouldonlymanageareplywithanairofratherblunderingjocularity。
\"Apoliceman?\"hesaid,laughingvaguely。\"Whatevermadeyouthinkofapolicemaninconnectionwithme?\"
\"Theprocesswassimpleenough,\"answeredtheProfessorpatiently。
\"Ithoughtyoulookedlikeapoliceman。Ithinksonow。\"
\"DidItakeapoliceman’shatbymistakeoutoftherestaurant?\"
askedSyme,smilingwildly。\"HaveIbyanychancegotanumberstuckontomesomewhere?Havemybootsgotthatwatchfullook?
WhymustIbeapoliceman?Do,doletmebeapostman。\"
TheoldProfessorshookhisheadwithagravitythatgavenohope,butSymeranonwithafeverishirony。
\"ButperhapsImisunderstoodthedelicaciesofyourGermanphilosophy。Perhapspolicemanisarelativeterm。Inanevolutionarysense,sir,theapefadessograduallyintothepoliceman,thatImyselfcanneverdetecttheshade。Themonkeyisonlythepolicemanthatmaybe。PerhapsamaidenladyonClaphamCommonisonlythepolicemanthatmighthavebeen。Idon’tmindbeingthepolicemanthatmighthavebeen。Idon’tmindbeinganythinginGermanthought。\"
\"Areyouinthepoliceservice?\"saidtheoldman,ignoringallSyme’simprovisedanddesperateraillery。\"Areyouadetective?\"
Syme’sheartturnedtostone,buthisfaceneverchanged。
\"Yoursuggestionisridiculous,\"hebegan。\"Whyonearth——\"
Theoldmanstruckhispalsiedhandpassionatelyonthericketytable,nearlybreakingit。
\"Didyouhearmeaskaplainquestion,youpatteringspy?\"heshriekedinahigh,crazyvoice。\"Areyou,orareyounot,apolicedetective?\"
\"No!\"answeredSyme,likeamanstandingonthehangman’sdrop。
\"Youswearit,\"saidtheoldman,leaningacrosstohim,hisdeadfacebecomingasitwereloathsomelyalive。\"Youswearit!Youswearit!Ifyouswearfalsely,willyoubedamned?Willyoubesurethatthedevildancesatyourfuneral?Willyouseethatthenightmaresitsonyourgrave?Willtherereallybenomistake?Youareananarchist,youareadynamiter!Aboveall,youarenotinanysenseadetective?YouarenotintheBritishpolice?\"
Heleanthisangularelbowfaracrossthetable,andputuphislargeloosehandlikeaflaptohisear。
\"IamnotintheBritishpolice,\"saidSymewithinsanecalm。