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BeingtheadventuresoftheBastablechildreninsearchofafortuneTO

OSWALDBARRON

WithoutwhomthisbookcouldneverhavebeenwrittenTheTreasureSeekersisdedicatedinmemoryofchildhoodsidenticalbutfortheaccidentsoftimeandspaceCONTENTS

1。TheCouncilofWaysandMeans2。DiggingforTreasure3。BeingDetectives4。GoodHunting5。ThePoetandtheEditor6。Noel’sPrincess7。BeingBandits8。BeingEditors9。TheG。B。

10。LordTottenham11。CastilianAmoroso12。TheNoblenessofOswald13。TheRobberandtheBurglar14。TheDivining—rod15。’Lo,thePoorIndian!’

16。TheEndoftheTreasure—seekingCHAPTER1

THECOUNCILOFWAYSANDMEANS

Thisisthestoryofthedifferentwayswelookedfortreasure,andIthinkwhenyouhavereadityouwillseethatwewerenotlazyaboutthelooking。

TherearesomethingsImusttellbeforeIbegintotellaboutthetreasure—seeking,becauseIhavereadbooksmyself,andIknowhowbeastlyitiswhenastorybegins,\"’Alas!\"saidHildegardewithadeepsigh,\"wemustlookourlastonthisancestralhome\"’—andthensomeoneelsesayssomething—andyoudon’tknowforpagesandpageswherethehomeis,orwhoHildegardeis,oranythingaboutit。OurancestralhomeisintheLewishamRoad。Itissemi—detachedandhasagarden,notalargeone。WearetheBastables。TherearesixofusbesidesFather。OurMotherisdead,andifyouthinkwedon’tcarebecauseIdon’ttellyoumuchaboutheryouonlyshowthatyoudonotunderstandpeopleatall。

Doraistheeldest。ThenOswald—andthenDicky。OswaldwontheLatinprizeathispreparatoryschool—andDickyisgoodatsums。

AliceandNoelaretwins:theyareten,andHoraceOctaviusismyyoungestbrother。Itisoneofusthattellsthisstory—butI

shallnottellyouwhich:onlyattheveryendperhapsIwill。

Whilethestoryisgoingonyoumaybetryingtoguess,onlyIbetyoudon’t。ItwasOswaldwhofirstthoughtoflookingfortreasure。Oswaldoftenthinksofveryinterestingthings。Anddirectlyhethoughtofithedidnotkeepittohimself,assomeboyswouldhavedone,buthetoldtheothers,andsaid—

’I’lltellyouwhat,wemustgoandseekfortreasure:itisalwayswhatyoudotorestorethefallenfortunesofyourHouse。’

Dorasaiditwasallverywell。Sheoftensaysthat。ShewastryingtomendalargeholeinoneofNoel’sstockings。Hetoreitonanailwhenwewereplayingshipwreckedmarinersontopofthechicken—housethedayH。O。felloffandcuthischin:hehasthescarstill。Doraistheonlyoneofuswhoevertriestomendanything。Alicetriestomakethingssometimes。OncesheknittedaredscarfforNoelbecausehischestisdelicate,butitwasmuchwideratoneendthantheother,andhewouldn’twearit。Soweuseditasapennon,anditdidverywell,becausemostofourthingsareblackorgreysinceMotherdied;andscarletwasanicechange。Fatherdoesnotlikeyoutoaskfornewthings。ThatwasonewaywehadofknowingthatthefortunesoftheancientHouseofBastablewerereallyfallen。Anotherwaywasthattherewasnomorepocket—money—exceptapennynowandthentothelittleones,andpeopledidnotcometodinneranymore,liketheyusedto,withprettydresses,drivingupincabs—andthecarpetsgotholesinthem—andwhenthelegscameoffthingstheywerenotsenttobemended,andwegaveUPhavingthegardenerexceptforthefrontgarden,andnotthatveryoften。Andthesilverinthebigoakplate—chestthatislinedwithgreenbaizeallwentawaytotheshoptohavethedentsandscratchestakenoutofit,anditnevercameback。WethinkFatherhadn’tenoughmoneytopaythesilvermanfortakingoutthedentsandscratches。Thenewspoonsandforkswereyellowy—white,andnotsoheavyastheoldones,andtheynevershoneafterthefirstdayortwo。

FatherwasveryillafterMotherdied;andwhilehewasillhisbusiness—partnerwenttoSpain—andtherewasnevermuchmoneyafterwards。Idon’tknowwhy。Thentheservantsleftandtherewasonlyone,aGeneral。AgreatdealofyourcomfortandhappinessdependsonhavingagoodGeneral。Thelastbutonewasnice:sheusedtomakejollygoodcurrantpuddingsforus,andletushavethedishonthefloorandpretenditwasawildboarwewerekillingwithourforks。ButtheGeneralwehavenownearlyalwaysmakessagopuddings,andtheyarethewaterykind,andyoucannotpretendanythingwiththem,notevenislands,likeyoudowithporridge。

Thenweleftoffgoingtoschool,andFathersaidweshouldgotoagoodschoolassoonashecouldmanageit。Hesaidaholidaywoulddousallgood。Wethoughthewasright,butwewishedhehadtoldushecouldn’taffordit。Forofcourseweknew。

Thenagreatmanypeopleusedtocometothedoorwithenvelopeswithnostampsonthem,andsometimestheygotveryangry,andsaidtheywerecallingforthelasttimebeforeputtingitinotherhands。IaskedElizawhatthatmeant,andshekindlyexplainedtome,andIwassosorryforFather。

Andoncealong,bluepapercame;apolicemanbroughtit,andweweresofrightened。ButFathersaiditwasallright,onlywhenhewentuptokissthegirlsaftertheywereinbedtheysaidhehadbeencrying,thoughI’msurethat’snottrue。Becauseonlycowardsandsnivellerscry,andmyFatheristhebravestmanintheworld。

SoyouseeitwastimewelookedfortreasureandOswaldsaidso,andDorasaiditwasallverywell。ButtheothersagreedwithOswald。Soweheldacouncil。Dorawasinthechair—thebigdining—roomchair,thatweletthefireworksofffrom,theFifthofNovemberwhenwehadthemeaslesandcouldn’tdoitinthegarden。

Theholehasneverbeenmended,sonowwehavethatchairinthenursery,andIthinkitwascheapattheblowing—upweboysgotwhentheholewasburnt。

’Wemustdosomething,’saidAlice,’becausetheexchequerisempty。’Sherattledthemoney—boxasshespoke,anditreallydidrattlebecausewealwayskeepthebadsixpenceinitforluck。

’Yes—butwhatshallwedo?’saidDicky。’It’ssojollyeasytosaylet’sdosomething。’Dickyalwayswantseverythingsettledexactly。FathercallshimtheDefiniteArticle。

’Let’sreadallthebooksagain。Weshallgetlotsofideasoutofthem。’ItwasNoelwhosuggestedthis,butwemadehimshutup,becauseweknewwellenoughheonlywantedtogetbacktohisoldbooks。Noelisapoet。Hesoldsomeofhispoetryonce—anditwasprinted,butthatdoesnotcomeinthispartofthestory。

ThenDickysaid,’Lookhere。We’llbequitequietfortenminutesbytheclock—andeachthinkofsomewaytofindtreasure。Andwhenwe’vethoughtwe’lltryallthewaysoneaftertheother,beginningwiththeeldest。’

’Ishan’tbeabletothinkintenminutes,makeithalfanhour,’

saidH。O。HisrealnameisHoraceOctavius,butwecallhimH。O。

becauseoftheadvertisement,andit’snotsoverylongagohewasafraidtopassthehoardingwhereitsays’EatH。O。’inbigletters。Hesaysitwaswhenhewasalittleboy,butIrememberlastChristmasbutone,hewokeinthemiddleofthenightcryingandhowling,andtheysaiditwasthepudding。ButhetoldmeafterwardshehadbeendreamingthattheyreallyhadcometoeatH。

O。,anditcouldn’thavebeenthepudding,whenyoucometothinkofit,becauseitwassoveryplain。

Well,wemadeithalfanhour—andweallsatquiet,andthoughtandthought。AndImadeupmymindbeforetwominuteswereover,andIsawtheothershad,allbutDora,whoisalwaysanawfultimeovereverything。Igotpinsandneedlesinmylegfromsittingstillsolong,andwhenitwassevenminutesH。O。criedout—’Oh,itmustbemorethanhalfanhour!’

H。O。iseightyearsold,buthecannottelltheclockyet。Oswaldcouldtelltheclockwhenhewassix。

Weallstretchedourselvesandbegantospeakatonce,butDoraputupherhandstoherearsandsaid—

’Oneatatime,please。Wearen’tplayingBabel。’(Itisaverygoodgame。Didyoueverplayit?)

SoDoramadeusallsitinarowonthefloor,inages,andthenshepointedatuswiththefingerthathadthebrassthimbleon。

HersilveronegotlostwhenthelastGeneralbuttwowentaway。

WethinkshemusthaveforgottenitwasDora’sandputitinherboxbymistake。Shewasaveryforgetfulgirl。Sheusedtoforgetwhatshehadspentmoneyon,sothatthechangewasneverquiteright。

Oswaldspokefirst。’IthinkwemightstoppeopleonBlackheath—

withcrapemasksandhorse—pistols—andsay\"Yourmoneyoryourlife!Resistanceisuseless,wearearmedtotheteeth\"—likeDickTurpinandClaudeDuval。Itwouldn’tmatteraboutnothavinghorses,becausecoacheshavegoneouttoo。’

Dorascreweduphernosethewayshealwaysdoeswhensheisgoingtotalklikethegoodeldersisterinbooks,andsaid,’Thatwouldbeverywrong:it’slikepickpocketingortakingpenniesoutofFather’sgreat—coatwhenit’shanginginthehall。’

ImustsayIdon’tthinksheneedhavesaidthat,especiallybeforethelittleones—foritwaswhenIwasonlyfour。

ButOswaldwasnotgoingtoletherseehecared,sohesaid—

’Oh,verywell。Icanthinkoflotsofotherways。WecouldrescueanoldgentlemanfromdeadlyHighwaymen。’

’Therearen’tany,’saidDora。

’Oh,well,it’sallthesame—fromdeadlyperil,then。There’splentyofthat。ThenhewouldturnouttobethePrinceofWales,andhewouldsay,\"Mynoble,mycherishedpreserver!Hereisamillionpoundsayear。Riseup,SirOswaldBastable。\"’

Buttheothersdidnotseemtothinkso,anditwasAlice’sturntosay。

Shesaid,’Ithinkwemighttrythedivining—rod。I’msureI

coulddoit。I’veoftenreadaboutit。Youholdastickinyourhands,andwhenyoucometowherethereisgoldunderneaththestickkicksabout。Soyouknow。Andyoudig。’

’Oh,’saidDorasuddenly,’Ihaveanidea。ButI’llsaylast。I

hopethedivining—rodisn’twrong。Ibelieveit’swrongintheBible。’

’Soiseatingporkandducks,’saidDicky。’Youcan’tgobythat。’

’Anyhow,we’lltrytheotherwaysfirst,’saidDora。’Now,H。O。’

’Let’sbeBandits,’saidH。O。’Idaresayit’swrongbutitwouldbefunpretending。’

’I’msureit’swrong,’saidDora。

AndDickysaidshethoughteverythingwrong。Shesaidshedidn’t,andDickywasverydisagreeable。SoOswaldhadtomakepeace,andhesaid—’Doraneedn’tplayifshedoesn’twantto。Nobodyaskedher。And,Dicky,don’tbeanidiot:dodryupandlet’shearwhatNoel’sideais。’

DoraandDickydidnotlookpleased,butIkickedNoelunderthetabletomakehimhurryup,andthenhesaidhedidn’tthinkhewantedtoplayanymore。That’stheworstofit。Theothersaresojollyreadytoquarrel。ItoldNoeltobeamanandnotasnivellingpig,andatlasthesaidhehadnotmadeuphismindwhetherhewouldprinthispoetryinabookandsellit,orfindaprincessandmarryher。

’Whicheveritis,’headded,’noneofyoushallwantforanything,thoughOswalddidkickme,andsayIwasasnivellingpig。’

’Ididn’t,’saidOswald,’Itoldyounottobe。’AndAliceexplainedtohimthatthatwasquitetheoppositeofwhathethought。Soheagreedtodropit。ThenDickyspoke。

’Youmustallofyouhavenoticedtheadvertisementsinthepapers,tellingyouthatladiesandgentlemencaneasilyearntwopoundsaweekintheirsparetime,andtosendtwoshillingsforsampleandinstructions,carefullypackedfreefromobservation。Nowthatwedon’tgotoschoolallourtimeissparetime。SoIshouldthinkwecouldeasilyearntwentypoundsaweekeach。Thatwoulddousverywell。We’lltrysomeoftheotherthingsfirst,anddirectlywehaveanymoneywe’llsendforthesampleandinstructions。AndIhaveanotheridea,butImustthinkaboutitbeforeIsay。’

Weallsaid,’Outwithit—what’stheotheridea?’

ButDickysaid,’No。’ThatisDickyallover。Heneverwillshowyouanythinghe’smakingtillit’squitefinished,andthesamewithhisinmostthoughts。Butheispleasedifyouseemtowanttoknow,soOswaldsaid—

’Keepyoursillyoldsecret,then。Now,Dora,driveahead。We’veallsaidexceptyou。’

ThenDorajumpedupanddroppedthestockingandthethimble(itrolledaway,andwedidnotfinditfordays),andsaid—

’Let’strymywaynow。Besides,I’mtheeldest,soit’sonlyfair。

Let’sdigfortreasure。Notanytiresomedivining—rod—butjustplaindigging。Peoplewhodigfortreasurealwaysfindit。Andthenweshallberichandweneedn’ttryyourwaysatall。Someofthemareratherdifficult:andI’mcertainsomeofthemarewrong—andwemustalwaysrememberthatwrongthings—’

Butwetoldhertoshutupandcomeon,andshedid。

Icouldn’thelpwonderingaswewentdowntothegarden,whyFatherhadneverthoughtofdiggingtherefortreasureinsteadofgoingtohisbeastlyofficeeveryday。

CHAPTER2

DIGGINGFORTREASURE

Iamafraidthelastchapterwasratherdull。Itisalwaysdullinbookswhenpeopletalkandtalk,anddon’tdoanything,butIwasobligedtoputitin,orelseyouwouldn’thaveunderstoodalltherest。Thebestpartofbooksiswhenthingsarehappening。Thatisthebestpartofrealthingstoo。ThisiswhyIshallnottellyouinthisstoryaboutallthedayswhennothinghappened。Youwillnotcatchmesaying,’thusthesaddayspassedslowlyby’—or’theyearsrolledontheirwearycourse’—or’timewenton’—

becauseitissilly;ofcoursetimegoeson—whetheryousaysoornot。SoIshalljusttellyouthenice,interestingparts—andinbetweenyouwillunderstandthatwehadourmealsandgotupandwenttobed,anddullthingslikethat。Itwouldbesickeningtowriteallthatdown,thoughofcourseithappens。IsaidsotoAlbert—next—door’suncle,whowritesbooks,andhesaid,’Quiteright,that’swhatwecallselection,anecessityoftrueart。’

Andheisverycleverindeed。Soyousee。

Ihaveoftenthoughtthatifthepeoplewhowritebooksforchildrenknewalittlemoreitwouldbebetter。IshallnottellyouanythingaboutusexceptwhatIshouldliketoknowaboutifI

wasreadingthestoryandyouwerewritingit。Albert’sunclesaysIoughttohaveputthisinthepreface,butIneverreadprefaces,anditisnotmuchgoodwritingthingsjustforpeopletoskip。I

wonderotherauthorshaveneverthoughtofthis。

Well,whenwehadagreedtodigfortreasureweallwentdownintothecellarandlightedthegas。Oswaldwouldhavelikedtodigthere,butitisstoneflags。Welookedamongtheoldboxesandbrokenchairsandfendersandemptybottlesandthings,andatlastwefoundthespadeswehadtodiginthesandwithwhenwewenttotheseasidethreeyearsago。Theyarenotsilly,babyish,woodenspades,thatsplitifyoulookatthem,butgoodiron,withabluemarkacrossthetopoftheironpart,andyellowwoodenhandles。

Wewastedalittletimegettingthemdusted,becausethegirlswouldn’tdigwithspadesthathadcobwebsonthem。GirlswouldneverdoforAfricanexplorersoranythinglikethat,theyaretoobeastlyparticular。

Itwasnousedoingthethingbyhalves。Wemarkedoutasortofsquareinthemouldypartofthegarden,aboutthreeyardsacross,andbegantodig。Butwefoundnothingexceptwormsandstones—

andthegroundwasveryhard。Sowethoughtwe’dtryanotherpartofthegarden,andwefoundaplaceinthebigroundflowerbed,wherethegroundwasmuchsofter。Wethoughtwe’dmakeasmallerholetobeginwith,anditwasmuchbetter。Wedugandduganddug,anditwasjollyhardwork!Wegotveryhotdigging,butwefoundnothing。

PresentlyAlbert—next—doorlookedoverthewall。Wedonotlikehimverymuch,butwelethimplaywithussometimes,becausehisfatherisdead,andyoumustnotbeunkindtoorphans,eveniftheirmothersarealive。Albertisalwaysverytidy。Hewearsfrillycollarsandvelvetknickerbockers。Ican’tthinkhowhecanbearto。Sowesaid,’Hallo!’Andhesaid,’Whatareyouupto?’

’We’rediggingfortreasure,’saidAlice;’anancientparchmentrevealedtoustheplaceofconcealment。Comeoverandhelpus。

Whenwehavedugdeepenoughweshallfindagreatpotofredclay,fullofgoldandpreciousjewels。’

Albert—next—dooronlysniggeredandsaid,’Whatsillynonsense!’

Hecannotplayproperlyatall。Itisverystrange,becausehehasaveryniceuncle。Yousee,Albert—next—doordoesn’tcareforreading,andhehasnotreadnearlysomanybooksaswehave,soheisveryfoolishandignorant,butitcannotbehelped,andyoujusthavetoputupwithitwhenyouwanthimtodoanything。Besides,itiswrongtobeangrywithpeoplefornotbeingsocleverasyouareyourself。Itisnotalwaystheirfaults。

SoOswaldsaid,’Comeanddig!Thenyoushallsharethetreasurewhenwe’vefoundit。’

Buthesaid,’Ishan’t—Idon’tlikedigging—andI’mjustgoingintomytea。’

’Comealonganddig,there’sagoodboy,’Alicesaid。’Youcanusemyspade。It’smuchthebest—’

Sohecamealonganddug,andwhenoncehewasoverthewallwekepthimatit,andweworkedaswell,ofcourse,andtheholegotdeep。Pincherworkedtoo—heisourdogandheisverygoodatdigging。Hedigsforratsinthedustbinsometimes,andgetsverydirty。Butweloveourdog,evenwhenhisfacewantswashing。

’Iexpectweshallhavetomakeatunnel,’Oswaldsaid,’toreachtherichtreasure。’Sohejumpedintotheholeandbegantodigatoneside。Afterthatwetookitinturnstodigatthetunnel,andPincherwasmostusefulinscrapingtheearthoutofthetunnel—

hedoesitwithhisbackfeetwhenyousay’Rats!’andhedigswithhisfrontones,andburrowswithhisnoseaswell。

Atlastthetunnelwasnearlyayardlong,andbigenoughtocreepalongtofindthetreasure,ifonlyithadbeenabitlonger。NowitwasAlbert’sturntogoinanddig,buthefunkedit。

’Takeyourturnlikeaman,’saidOswald—nobodycansaythatOswalddoesn’ttakehisturnlikeaman。ButAlbertwouldn’t。Sowehadtomakehim,becauseitwasonlyfair。

’It’squiteeasy,’Alicesaid。’Youjustcrawlinanddigwithyourhands。Thenwhenyoucomeoutwecanscrapeoutwhatyou’vedone,withthespades。Come—beaman。Youwon’tnoticeitbeingdarkinthetunnelifyoushutyoureyestight。We’veallbeeninexceptDora—andshedoesn’tlikeworms。’

’Idon’tlikewormsneither。’Albert—next—doorsaidthis;butwerememberedhowhehadpickedafatredandblackwormupinhisfingersandthrownitatDoraonlythedaybefore。Soweputhimin。

Buthewouldnotgoinheadfirst,theproperway,anddigwithhishandsaswehaddone,andthoughOswaldwasangryatthetime,forhehatessnivellers,yetafterwardsheownedthatperhapsitwasjustaswell。Youshouldneverbeafraidtoownthatperhapsyouweremistaken—butitiscowardlytodoitunlessyouarequitesureyouareinthewrong。

’Letmegoinfeetfirst,’saidAlbert—next—door。’I’lldigwithmyboots—Iwilltruly,honourbright。’

Sowelethimgetinfeetfirst—andhediditveryslowlyandatlasthewasin,andonlyhisheadstickingoutintothehole;andalltherestofhiminthetunnel。

’Nowdigwithyourboots,’saidOswald;’and,Alice,docatchholdofPincher,he’llbediggingagaininanotherminute,andperhapsitwouldbeuncomfortableforAlbertifPincherthrewthemouldintohiseyes。’

Youshouldalwaystrytothinkoftheselittlethings。Thinkingofotherpeople’scomfortmakesthemlikeyou。AliceheldPincher,andweallshouted,’Kick!digwithyourfeet,forallyou’reworth!’

SoAlbert—next—doorbegantodigwithhisfeet,andwestoodonthegroundoverhim,waiting—andallinaminutethegroundgaveway,andwetumbledtogetherinaheap:andwhenwegotuptherewasalittleshallowhollowwherewehadbeenstanding,andAlbert—next—doorwasunder—neath,stuckquitefast,becausetheroofofthetunnelhadtumbledinonhim。Heisahorriblyunluckyboytohaveanythingtodowith。

Itwasdreadfulthewayhecriedandscreamed,thoughhehadtoownitdidn’thurt,onlyitwasratherheavyandhecouldn’tmovehislegs。Wewouldhavedughimoutallrightenough,intime,buthescreamedsowewereafraidthepolicewouldcome,soDickyclimbedoverthewall,totellthecooktheretotellAlbert—next—door’sunclehehadbeenburiedbymistake,andtocomeandhelpdighimout。

Dickywasalongtimegone。Wewonderedwhathadbecomeofhim,andallthewhilethescreamingwentonandon,forwehadtakenthelooseearthoffAlbert’sfacesothathecouldscreamquiteeasilyandcomfortably。

PresentlyDickycamebackandAlbert—next—door’sunclecamewithhim。Hehasverylonglegs,andhishairislightandhisfaceisbrown。Hehasbeentosea,butnowhewritesbooks。Ilikehim。

Hetoldhisnephewtostowit,soAlbertdid,andthenheaskedhimifhewashurt—andAlberthadtosayhewasn’t,forthoughheisacoward,andveryunlucky,heisnotaliarlikesomeboysare。

’Thispromisestobeaprotractedifagreeabletask,’saidAlbert—next—door’suncle,rubbinghishandsandlookingattheholewithAlbert’sheadinit。’Iwillgetanotherspade,’sohefetchedthebigspadeoutofthenext—doorgardentool—shed,andbegantodighisnephewout。

’Mindyoukeepverystill,’hesaid,’orImightchunkabitoutofyouwiththespade。’Thenafterawhilehesaid—

’IconfessthatIamnotabsolutelyinsensibletothedramaticinterestofthesituation。Mycuriosityisexcited。IownthatI

shouldliketoknowhowmynephewhappenedtobeburied。Butdon’ttellmeifyou’drathernot。Isupposenoforcewasused?’

’Onlymoralforce,’saidAlice。TheyusedtotalkalotaboutmoralforceattheHighSchoolwhereshewent,andincaseyoudon’tknowwhatitmeansI’lltellyouthatitismakingpeopledowhattheydon’twantto,justbyslangingthem,orlaughingatthem,orpromisingthemthingsifthey’regood。

’Onlymoralforce,eh?’saidAlbert—next—door’suncle。’Well?’

’Well,’Dorasaid,’I’mverysorryithappenedtoAlbert—I’dratherithadbeenoneofus。Itwouldhavebeenmyturntogointothetunnel,onlyIdon’tlikeworms,sotheyletmeoff。Youseewewerediggingfortreasure。’

’Yes,’saidAlice,’andIthinkwewerejustcomingtotheundergroundpassagethatleadstothesecrethoard,whenthetunnelfellinonAlbert。Heissounlucky,’andshesighed。

ThenAlbert—next—doorbegantoscreamagain,andhisunclewipedhisface—hisownface,notAlbert’s—withhissilkhandkerchief,andthenheputitinhistrouserspocket。Itseemsastrangeplacetoputahandkerchief,buthehadhiscoatandwaistcoatoffandIsupposehewantedthehandkerchiefhandy。Diggingiswarmwork。

HetoldAlbert—next—doortodropit,orhewouldn’tproceedfurtherinthematter,soAlbertstoppedscreaming,andpresentlyhisunclefinisheddigginghimout。Albertdidlooksofunny,withhishairalldustyandhisvelvetsuitcoveredwithmouldandhisfacemuddywithearthandcrying。

Weallsaidhowsorrywewere,buthewouldn’tsayawordbacktous。Hewasmostawfullysicktothinkhe’dbeentheoneburied,whenitmightjustaswellhavebeenoneofus。Ifeltmyselfthatitwashardlines。

’Soyouwerediggingfortreasure,’saidAlbert—next—door’suncle,wipinghisfaceagainwithhishandkerchief。’Well,Ifearthatyourchancesofsuccessaresmall。Ihavemadeacarefulstudyofthewholesubject。WhatIdon’tknowaboutburiedtreasureisnotworthknowing。AndIneverknewmorethanonecoinburiedinanyonegarden—andthatisgenerally—Hullo—what’sthat?’

HepointedtosomethingshiningintheholehehadjustdraggedAlbertoutof。Oswaldpickeditup。Itwasahalf—crown。Welookedateachother,speechlesswithsurpriseanddelight,likeinbooks。

’Well,that’slucky,atallevents,’saidAlbert—next—door’suncle。

’Let’ssee,that’sfivepenceeachforyou。’

’It’sfourpence—something;Ican’tdofractions,’saidDicky;

’therearesevenofus,yousee。’

’Oh,youcountAlbertasoneofyourselvesonthisoccasion,eh?’

’Ofcourse,’saidAlice;’andIsay,hewasburiedafterall。Whyshouldn’twelethimhavetheoddsomethings,andwe’llhavefourpenceeach。’

Weallagreedtodothis,andtoldAlbert—next—doorwewouldbringhisshareassoonaswecouldgetthehalf—crownchanged。Hecheeredupalittleatthat,andhisunclewipedhisfaceagain—

hedidlookhot—andbegantoputonhiscoatandwaistcoat。

Whenhehaddoneithestoopedandpickedupsomething。Hehelditup,andyouwillhardlybelieveit,butitisquitetrue—itwasanotherhalf—crown!

’Tothinkthatthereshouldbetwo!’hesaid;’inallmyexperienceofburiedtreasureIneverheardofsuchathing!’

IwishAlbert—next—door’sunclewouldcometreasure—seekingwithusregularly;hemusthaveverysharpeyes:forDorasaysshewaslookingjusttheminutebeforeattheveryplacewherethesecondhalf—crownwaspickedupfrom,andsheneversawit。

CHAPTER3

BEINGDETECTIVES

Thenextthingthathappenedtouswasveryinteresting。Itwasasrealasthehalf—crowns—notjustpretending。IshalltrytowriteitaslikearealbookasIcan。OfcoursewehavereadMrSherlockHolmes,aswellastheyellow—coveredbookswithpicturesoutsidethataresobadlyprinted;andyougetthemforfourpence—halfpennyatthebookstallwhenthecornersofthemarebeginningtocurlupandgetdirty,withpeoplelookingtoseehowthestoryendswhentheyarewaitingfortrains。Ithinkthisismostunfairtotheboyatthebookstall。ThebooksarewrittenbyagentlemannamedGaboriau,andAlbert’sunclesaystheyaretheworsttranslationsintheworld—andwritteninvileEnglish。Ofcoursethey’renotlikeKipling,butthey’rejollygoodstories。

AndwehadjustbeenreadingabookbyDickDiddlington—that’snothisrightname,butIknowallaboutlibelactions,soIshallnotsaywhathisnameisreally,becausehisbooksarerot。OnlytheyputitintoourheadstodowhatIamgoingtonarrate。

ItwasinSeptember,andwewerenottogototheseasidebecauseitissoexpensive,evenifyougotoSheerness,whereitisalltincansandoldbootsandnosandatall。Buteveryoneelsewent,eventhepeoplenextdoor—notAlbert’sside,buttheother。

TheirservanttoldElizatheywereallgoingtoScarborough,andnextdaysureenoughalltheblindsweredownandtheshuttersup,andthemilkwasnotleftanymore。Thereisabighorse—chestnuttreebetweentheirgardenandours,veryusefulforgettingconkersoutofandformakingstufftorubonyourchilblains。Thispreventedourseeingwhethertheblindsweredownatthebackaswell,butDickyclimbedtothetopofthetreeandlooked,andtheywere。

Itwasjollyhotweather,andverystuffyindoors—weusedtoplayagooddealinthegarden。Wemadeatentoutofthekitchenclothes—horseandsomeblanketsoffourbeds,andthoughitwasquiteashotinthetentasinthehouseitwasaverydifferentsortofhotness。Albert’sunclecalledittheTurkishBath。Itisnotnicetobekeptfromtheseaside,butweknowthatwehavemuchtobethankfulfor。Wemightbepoorlittlechildrenlivinginacrowdedalleywhereevenatsummernoonhardlyarayofsunlightpenetrates;clothedinragsandwithbarefeet—thoughIdonotmindholesinmyclothesmyself,andbarefeetwouldnotbeatallbadinthissortofweather。Indeedwedo,sometimes,whenweareplayingatthingswhichrequireit。Itwasshipwreckedmarinersthatday,Iremember,andwewereallintheblankettent。Wehadjustfinishedeatingthethingswehadsaved,attheperilofourlives,fromthest—sinkingvessel。Theywererathernicethings。

Two—pennyworthofcoconutcandy—itwasgotinGreenwich,whereitisfourouncesapenny—threeapples,somemacaroni—thestraightsortthatissousefultosuckthingsthrough—somerawrice,andalargepieceofcoldsuetpuddingthatAlicenickedfromthelarderwhenshewenttogetthericeandmacaroni。Andwhenwehadfinishedsomeonesaid—

’Ishouldliketobeadetective。’

Iwishtobequitefair,butIcannotrememberexactlywhosaidit。

Oswaldthinkshesaidit,andDorasaysitwasDicky,butOswaldistoomuchofamantoquarrelaboutalittlethinglikethat。

’Ishouldliketobeadetective,’said—perhapsitwasDicky,butIthinknot—’andfindoutstrangeandhiddencrimes。’

’Youhavetobemuchclevererthanyouare,’saidH。O。

’Notsovery,’Alicesaid,’becausewhenyou’vereadthebooksyouknowwhatthethingsmean:theredhaironthehandleoftheknife,orthegrainsofwhitepowderonthevelvetcollarofthevillain’sovercoat。Ibelievewecoulddoit。’

’Ishouldn’tliketohaveanythingtodowithmurders,’saidDora;

’somehowitdoesn’tseemsafe—’

’Anditalwaysendsinthepoormurdererbeinghanged,’saidAlice。

Weexplainedtoherwhymurderershavetobehanged,butsheonlysaid,’Idon’tcare。I’msurenoonewouldeverdomurderingtwice。Thinkofthebloodandthings,andwhatyouwouldseewhenyouwokeupinthenight!Ishouldn’tmindbeingadetectivetolieinwaitforagangofcoiners,now,andspringuponthemunawares,andsecurethem—single—handed,youknow,orwithonlymyfaithfulbloodhound。’

ShestrokedPincher’sears,buthehadgonetosleepbecauseheknewwellenoughthatallthesuetpuddingwasfinished。Heisaverysensibledog。

’Youalwaysgetholdofthewrongendofthestick,’Oswaldsaid。

’Youcan’tchoosewhatcrimesyou’llbeadetectiveabout。Youjusthavetogetasuspiciouscircumstance,andthenyoulookforaclueandfollowitup。Whetheritturnsoutamurderoramissingwillisjustafluke。’

’That’soneway,’Dickysaid。’Anotheristogetapaperandfindtwoadvertisementsorbitsofnewsthatfit。Likethis:\"YoungLadyMissing,\"andthenittellsaboutalltheclothesshehadon,andthegoldlocketshewore,andthecolourofherhair,andallthat;andtheninanotherpieceofthepaperyousee,\"Goldlocketfound,\"andthenitallcomesout。’

WesentH。O。forthepaperatonce,butwecouldnotmakeanyofthethingsfitin。ThetwobestwereabouthowsomeburglarsbrokeintoaplaceinHollowaywheretheymadepreservedtonguesandinvaliddelicacies,andcarriedoffalotofthem。Andonanotherpagetherewas,’MysteriousdeathsinHolloway。’

Oswaldthoughttherewassomethinginit,andsodidAlbert’sunclewhenweaskedhim,buttheothersthoughtnot,soOswaldagreedtodropit。Besides,Hollowayisalongwayoff。AllthetimeweweretalkingaboutthepaperAliceseemedtobethinkingaboutsomethingelse,andwhenwehaddoneshesaid—

’Ibelievewemightbedetectivesourselves,butIshouldnotliketogetanybodyintotrouble。’

’Notmurderersorrobbers?’Dickyasked。

’Itwouldn’tbemurderers,’shesaid;’butIhavenoticedsomethingstrange。OnlyIfeelalittlefrightened。Let’saskAlbert’sunclefirst。’

Aliceisajollysighttoofondofaskinggrown—UPpeoplethings。

Andweallsaiditwastommyrot,andshewastotellus。

’Well,promiseyouwon’tdoanythingwithoutme,’Alicesaid,andwepromised。Thenshesaid—’Thisisadarksecret,andanyonewhothinksitisbetternottobeinvolvedinacareerofcrime—

discoveryhadbettergoawayereyetitbetoolate。’

SoDorasaidshehadhadenoughoftents,andshewasgoingtolookattheshops。H。O。wentwithherbecausehehadtwopencetospend。TheythoughtitwasonlyagameofAlice’sbutOswaldknewbythewayshespoke。Hecannearlyalwaystell。AndwhenpeoplearenottellingthetruthOswaldgenerallyknowsbythewaytheylookwiththeireyes。Oswaldisnotproudofbeingabletodothis。Heknowsitisthroughnomeritofhisownthatheismuchclevererthansomepeople。

Whentheyhadgone,therestofusgotclosertogetherandsaid—

’Nowthen。’

’Well,’Alicesaid,’youknowthehousenextdoor?ThepeoplehavegonetoScarborough。Andthehouseisshutup。ButlastnightI

sawalightinthewindows。’

Weaskedherhowandwhen,becauseherroomisinthefront,andshecouldn’tpossiblyhaveseen。Andthenshesaid—

’I’lltellyouifyouboyswillpromisenotevertogofishingagainwithoutme。’Sowehadtopromise。Thenshesaid—

’Itwaslastnight。IhadforgottentofeedmyrabbitsandIwokeupandrememberedit。AndIwasafraidIshouldfindthemdeadinthemorning,likeOswalddid。’

’Itwasn’tmyfault,’Oswaldsaid;’therewassomethingthematterwiththebeasts。Ifedthemrightenough。’

Alicesaidshedidn’tmeanthat,andshewenton—

’Icamedownintothegarden,andIsawalightinthehouse,anddarkfiguresmovingabout。Ithoughtperhapsitwasburglars,butFatherhadn’tcomehome,andElizahadgonetobed,soIcouldn’tdoanything。OnlyIthoughtperhapsIwouldtelltherestofyou。’

’Whydidn’tyoutellusthismorning?’Noelasked。AndAliceexplainedthatshedidnotwanttogetanyoneintotrouble,evenburglars。’Butwemightwatchto—night,’shesaid,’andseeifweseethelightagain。’

’Theymighthavebeenburglars,’Noelsaid。Hewassuckingthelastbitofhismacaroni。’Youknowthepeoplenextdoorareverygrand。Theywon’tknowus—andtheygooutinarealprivatecarriagesometimes。Andtheyhavean\"AtHome\"day,andpeoplecomeincabs。Idaresaytheyhavepilesofplateandjewelleryandrichbrocades,andfursofpriceandthingslikethat。Letuskeepwatchto—night。’

’It’snousewatchingto—night,’Dickysaid;’ifit’sonlyburglarstheywon’tcomeagain。Butthereareotherthingsbesidesburglarsthatarediscoveredinemptyhouseswherelightsareseenmoving。’

’Youmeancoiners,’saidOswaldatonce。’Iwonderwhattherewardisforsettingthepoliceontheirtrack?’

Dickythoughtitoughttobesomethingfat,becausecoinersarealwaysadesperategang;andthemachinerytheymakethecoinswithissoheavyandhandyforknockingdowndetectives。

Thenitwastea—time,andwewentin;andDoraandH。O。hadclubbedtheirmoneytogetherandboughtamelon;quiteabigone,andonlyalittlebitsquashyatoneend。Itwasverygood,andthenwewashedtheseedsandmadethingswiththemandwithpinsandcotton。Andnobodysaidanymoreaboutwatchingthehousenextdoor。

OnlywhenwewenttobedDickytookoffhiscoatandwaistcoat,buthestoppedathisbraces,andsaid—

’Whataboutthecoiners?’

Oswaldhadtakenoffhiscollarandtie,andhewasjustgoingtosaythesame,sohesaid,’OfcourseImeanttowatch,onlymycollar’srathertight,soIthoughtI’dtakeitofffirst。’

Dickysaidhedidnotthinkthegirlsoughttobeinit,becausetheremightbedanger,butOswaldremindedhimthattheyhadpromisedAlice,andthatapromiseisasacredthing,evenwhenyou’dmuchrathernot。SoOswaldgotAlicealoneunderpretenceofshowingheracaterpillar—Doradoesnotlikethem,andshescreamedandranawaywhenOswaldofferedtoshowither。ThenOswaldexplained,andAliceagreedtocomeandwatchifshecould。

Thismadeuslaterthanweoughttohavebeen,becauseAlicehadtowaittillDorawasquietandthencreepoutveryslowly,forfearoftheboardscreaking。Thegirlssleepwiththeirroom—dooropenforfearofburglars。AlicehadkeptonherclothesunderhernightgownwhenDorawasn’tlooking,andpresentlywegotdown,creepingpastFather’sstudy,andoutattheglassdoorthatleadsontotheverandaandtheironstepsintothegarden。Andwewentdownveryquietly,andgotintothechestnut—tree;andthenIfeltthatwehadonlybeenplayingwhatAlbert’sunclecallsourfavouriteinstrument—ImeantheFool。Forthehousenextdoorwasasdarkasdark。Thensuddenlyweheardasound—itcamefromthegateattheendofthegarden。Allthegardenshavegates;

theyleadintoakindoflanethatrunsbehindthem。Itisasortofbackway,veryconvenientwhenyoudon’twanttosayexactlywhereyouaregoing。Weheardthegateattheendofthenextgardenclick,andDickynudgedAlicesothatshewouldhavefallenoutofthetreeifithadnotbeenforOswald’sextraordinarypresenceofmind。OswaldsqueezedAlice’sarmtight,andwealllooked;andtheotherswereratherfrightenedbecausereallywehadnotexactlyexpectedanythingtohappenexceptperhapsalight。

Butnowamuffledfigure,shroudedinadarkcloak,cameswiftlyupthepathofthenext—doorgarden。Andwecouldseethatunderitscloakthefigurecarriedamysteriousburden。Thefigurewasdressedtolooklikeawomaninasailorhat。

Weheldourbreathasitpassedunderthetreewherewewere,andthenittappedverygentlyonthebackdoorandwasletin,andthenalightappearedinthewindowofthedownstairsbackbreakfast—room。Buttheshutterswereup。

Dickysaid,’Myeye!’andwouldn’ttheothersbesicktothinktheyhadn’tbeeninthis!ButAlicedidn’thalflikeit—andassheisagirlIdonotblameher。Indeed,Ithoughtmyselfatfirstthatperhapsitwouldbebettertoretireforthepresent,andreturnlaterwithastronglyarmedforce。

’It’snotburglars,’Alicewhispered;’themysteriousStrangerwasbringingthingsin,nottakingthemout。Theymustbecoiners—

andoh,Oswald!—don’tlet’s!Thethingstheycoinwithmusthurtverymuch。Dolet’sgotobed!’

ButDickysaidhewasgoingtosee;iftherewasarewardforfindingoutthingslikethishewouldliketohavethereward。

’Theylockedthebackdoor,’hewhispered,’Ihearditgo。AndI

couldlookinquitewellthroughtheholesintheshuttersandbebackoverthewalllongbeforethey’dgotthedooropen,eveniftheystartedtodoitatonce。’

Therewereholesatthetopoftheshutterstheshapeofhearts,andtheyellowlightcameoutthroughthemaswellasthroughthechinksoftheshutters。

OswaldsaidifDickywentheshould,becausehewastheeldest;andAlicesaid,’Ifanyonegoesitoughttobeme,becauseIthoughtofit。’

SoOswaldsaid,’Well,gothen’;andshesaid,’Notforanything!’

Andshebeggedusnotto,andwetalkedaboutitinthetreetillwewereallquitehoarsewithwhispering。

Atlastwedecidedonaplanofaction。

Alicewastostayinthetree,andscream’Murder!’ifanythinghappened。DickyandIweretogetdownintothenextgardenandtakeitinturnstopeep。

Sowegotdownasquietlyaswecould,butthetreemademuchmorenoisethanitdoesintheday,andseveraltimeswepaused,fearingthatallwasdiscovered。Butnothinghappened。

Therewasapileofredflower—potsunderthewindowandoneverylargeonewasonthewindow—ledge。ItseemedasifitwasthehandofDestinyhadplaceditthere,andthegeraniuminitwasdead,andtherewasnothingtostopyourstandingonit—soOswalddid。

Hewentfirstbecauseheistheeldest,andthoughDickytriedtostophimbecausehethoughtofitfirstitcouldnotbe,onaccountofnotbeingabletosayanything。

SoOswaldstoodontheflower—potandtriedtolookthroughoneoftheholes。Hedidnotreallyexpecttoseethecoinersattheirfellwork,thoughhehadpretendedtowhenweweretalkinginthetree。Butifhehadseenthempouringthebasemoltenmetalintotinmouldstheshapeofhalf—crownshewouldnothavebeenhalfsoastonishedashewasatthespectaclenowrevealed。

Atfirsthecouldseelittle,becausetheholehadunfortunatelybeenmadealittletoohigh,sothattheeyeofthedetectivecouldonlyseetheProdigalSoninashinyframeontheoppositewall。

ButOswaldheldontothewindow—frameandstoodontiptoeandthenhesaw。

Therewasnofurnace,andnobasemetal,nobeardedmeninleathernapronswithtongsandthings,butjustatablewithatable—clothonitforsupper,andatinofsalmonandalettuceandsomebottledbeer。Andthereonachairwasthecloakandthehatofthemysteriousstranger,andthetwopeoplesittingatthetablewerethetwoyoungestgrown—updaughtersoftheladynextdoor,andoneofthemwassaying—

’SoIgotthesalmonthree—halfpencecheaper,andthelettucesareonlysixapennyintheBroad—way,justfancy!Wemustsaveasmuchaseverwecanonourhousekeepingmoneyifwewanttogoawaydecentnextyear。’

Andtheothersaid,’Iwishwecouldallgoeveryyear,orelse—

Really,Ialmostwish—’

AndallthetimeOswaldwaslookingDickywaspullingathisjackettomakehimgetdownandletDickyhaveasquint。Andjustasshesaid’Ialmost,’DickypulledtoohardandOswaldfelthimselftopplingonthegiddyvergeofthebigflower—pots。Puttingforthallhisstrengthourherostrovetorecoverhisequi—

what’s—its—name,butitwasnowlostbeyondrecall。

’You’vedoneitthistime!’hesaid,thenhefellheavilyamongtheflower—potspiledbelow。Heheardthemcrashandrattleandcrack,andthenhisheadstruckagainstanironpillarusedforholdingupthenext—doorveranda。Hiseyesclosedandheknewnomore。

NowyouwillperhapsexpectthatatthismomentAlicewouldhavecried’Murder!’Ifyouthinksoyoulittleknowwhatgirlsare。

DirectlyshewasleftaloneinthattreeshemadeabolttotellAlbert’suncleallaboutitandbringhimtoourrescueincasethecoiner’sgangwasaverydesperateone。AndjustwhenIfell,Albert’sunclewasgettingoverthewall。AliceneverscreamedatallwhenOswaldfell,butDickythinksheheardAlbert’sunclesay,’Confoundthosekids!’whichwouldnothavebeenkindorpolite,soIhopehedidnotsayit。

Thepeoplenextdoordidnotcomeouttoseewhattherowwas。

Albert’suncledidnotwaitforthemtocomeout。HepickedupOswaldandcarriedtheinsensiblebodyofthegallantyoungdetectivetothewall,laiditonthetop,andthenclimbedoverandborehislifelessburdenintoourhouseandputitonthesofainFather’sstudy。Fatherwasout,soweneedn’thavecreptsowhenweweregettingintothegarden。ThenOswaldwasrestoredtoconsciousness,andhisheadtiedup,andsenttobed,andnextdaytherewasalumponhisyoungbrowasbigasaturkey’segg,andveryuncomfortable。

Albert’sunclecameinnextdayandtalkedtoeachofusseparately。ToOswaldhesaidmanyunpleasantthingsaboutungentlemanlytospyonladies,andaboutmindingyourownbusiness;andwhenIbegantotellhimwhatIhadheardhetoldmetoshutup,andaltogetherhemadememoreuncomfortablethanthebumpdid。

Oswalddidnotsayanythingtoanyone,butnextday,astheshadowsofevewerefalling,hecreptaway,andwroteonapieceofpaper,’Iwanttospeaktoyou,’andshoveditthroughtheholelikeaheartinthetopofthenext—doorshutters。

Andtheyoungestyoungladyputaneyetotheheart—shapedhole,andthenopenedtheshutterandsaid’Well?’verycrossly。ThenOswaldsaid—

’Iamverysorry,andIbegyourpardon。Wewantedtobedetectives,andwethoughtagangofcoinersinfestedyourhouse,sowelookedthroughyourwindowlastnight。Isawthelettuce,andIheardwhatyousaidaboutthesalmonbeingthree—halfpencecheaper,andIknowitisverydishonourabletopryintootherpeople’ssecrets,especiallyladies’,andIneverwillagainifyouwillforgivemethisonce。’

Thentheladyfrownedandthenshelaughed,andthenshesaid—

’Soitwasyoutumblingintotheflower—potslastnight?Wethoughtitwasburglars。Itfrightenedushorribly。Why,whatabumponyourpoorhead!’

Andthenshetalkedtomeabit,andpresentlyshesaidsheandhersisterhadnotwishedpeopletoknowtheywereathome,because—

Andthenshestoppedshortandgrewveryred,andIsaid,’I

thoughtyouwereallatScarborough;yourservanttoldElizaso。

Whydidn’tyouwantpeopletoknowyouwereathome?’

Theladygotredderstill,andthenshelaughedandsaid—

’Nevermindthereasonwhy。Ihopeyourheaddoesn’thurtmuch。

Thankyouforyournice,manlylittlespeech。You’venothingtobeashamedof,atanyrate。’Thenshekissedme,andIdidnotmind。

Andthenshesaid,’Runawaynow,dear。I’mgoingto—I’mgoingtopulluptheblindsandopentheshutters,andIwanttodoitatonce,beforeitgetsdark,sothateveryonecanseewe’reathome,andnotatScarborough。’

CHAPTER4

GOODHUNTING

Whenwehadgotthatfourshillingsbydiggingfortreasureweought,byrights,tohavetriedDicky’sideaofansweringtheadvertisementaboutladiesandgentlemenandsparetimeandtwopoundsaweek,buttherewereseveralthingsweratherwanted。

Dorawantedanewpairofscissors,andshesaidshewasgoingtogetthemwithhereight—pence。ButAlicesaid—

’Yououghttogetherthose,Oswald,becauseyouknowyoubrokethepointsoffhersgettingthemarbleoutofthebrassthimble。’

Itwasquitetrue,thoughIhadalmostforgottenit,butthenitwasH。O。whojammedthemarbleintothethimblefirstofall。SoIsaid—

’It’sH。O。’sfaultasmuchasmine,anyhow。Whyshouldn’thepay?’

Oswalddidn’tsomuchmindpayingforthebeastlyscissors,buthehatesinjusticeofeverykind。

’He’ssuchalittlekid,’saidDicky,andofcourseH。O。saidhewasn’talittlekid,anditverynearlycametobeingarowbetweenthem。ButOswaldknowswhentobegenerous;sohesaid—

’Lookhere!I’llpaysixpenceofthescissors,andH。O。shallpaytherest,toteachhimtobecareful。’

H。O。agreed:heisnotatallameankid,butIfoundoutafterwardsthatAlicepaidhisshareoutofherownmoney。

Thenwewantedsomenewpaints,andNoElwantedapencilandahalfpennyaccount—booktowritepoetrywith,anditdoesseemhardnevertohaveanyapples。So,somehoworothernearlyallthemoneygotspent,andweagreedthatwemustlettheadvertisementrunloosealittlelonger。

’Ionlyhope,’Alicesaid,’thattheywon’thavegotalltheladiesandgentlementheywantbeforewehavegotthemoneytowriteforthesampleandinstructions。’

AndIwasalittleafraidmyself,becauseitseemedsuchasplendidchance;butwelookedinthepapereveryday,andtheadvertisementwasalwaysthere,sowethoughtitwasallright。

Thenwehadthedetectivetry—on—anditprovednogo;andthen,whenallthemoneywasgone,exceptahalfpennyofmineandtwopenceofNoel’sandthree—penceofDicky’sandafewpenniesthatthegirlshadleft,weheldanothercouncil。

DorawassewingthebuttonsonH。O。’sSundaythings。Hegothimselfaknifewithhismoney,andhecuteverysingleoneofhisbestbuttonsoff。You’venoideahowmanybuttonsthereareonasuit。Doracountedthem。Therearetwenty—four,countingthelittleonesonthesleevesthatdon’tundo。

AlicewastryingtoteachPinchertobeg;buthehastoomuchsensewhenheknowsyou’vegotnothinginyourhands,andtherestofuswereroastingpotatoesunderthefire。Wehadmadeafireonpurpose,thoughitwasratherwarm。Theyareverygoodifyoucutawaytheburntparts—butyououghttowashthemfirst,oryouareadirtyboy。

’Well,whatcanwedo?’saidDicky。’Youaresofondofsaying\"Let’sdosomething!\"andneversayingwhat。’

’Wecan’ttrytheadvertisementyet。Shallwetryrescuingsomeone?’saidOswald。Itwashisownidea,buthedidn’tinsistondoingit,thoughheisnexttotheeldest,forheknowsitisbadmannerstomakepeopledowhatyouwant,whentheywouldrathernot。

’WhatwasNoel’splan?’Aliceasked。

’APrincessorapoetrybook,’saidNoelsleepily。Hewaslyingonhisbackonthesofa,kickinghislegs。’OnlyIshalllookforthePrincessallbymyself。ButI’llletyouseeherwhenwe’remarried。’

’Haveyougotenoughpoetrytomakeabook?’Dickyaskedthat,anditwasrathersensibleofhim,becausewhenNoelcametolooktherewereonlysevenofhispoemsthatanyofuscouldunderstand。

Therewasthe’WreckoftheMalabar’,andthepoemhewrotewhenElizatookustoheartheRevivingPreacher,andeverybodycried,andFathersaiditmusthavebeenthePreacher’sEloquence。SoNoelwrote:

OEloquenceandwhatartthou?

Aywhatartthou?becausewecriedAndeverybodycriedinsideWhentheycameouttheireyeswerered—

AnditwasyourdoingFathersaid。

ButNoeltoldAlicehegotthefirstlineandahalffromabookaboyatschoolwasgoingtowritewhenhehadtime。Besidesthistherewerethe’LinesonaDeadBlackBeetlethatwaspoisoned’:

BeetlehowIweeptoseeTheelyingonthypoorback!

Itissoverysadindeed。

Youweresoshinyandblack。

IwishyouwerealiveagainButElizasayswishingitisnonsenseandashame。

Itwasverygoodbeetlepoison,andtherewerehundredsofthemlyingdead—butNoelonlywroteapieceofpoetryforoneofthem。

Hesaidhehadn’ttimetodothemall,andtheworstofitwashedidn’tknowwhichonehe’dwrittenitto—soAlicecouldn’tburythebeetleandputthelinesonitsgrave,thoughshewantedtoverymuch。

Well,itwasquiteplainthattherewasn’tenoughpoetryforabook。

’Wemightwaitayearortwo,’saidNoel。’Ishallbesuretomakesomemoresometime。Ithoughtofapieceaboutaflythismorningthatknewcondensedmilkwassticky。’

’Butwewantthemoneynow,’saidDicky,’andyoucangoonwritingjustthesame。Itwillcomeinsometimeorother。’

’There’spoetryinnewspapers,’saidAlice。’Down,Pincher!you’llneverbeacleverdog,soit’snogoodtrying。’

’Dotheypayforit?’Dickythoughtofthat;heoftenthinksofthingsthatarereallyimportant,eveniftheyarealittledull。

’Idon’tknow。ButIshouldn’tthinkanyonewouldletthemprinttheirpoetrywithout。Iwouldn’tIknow。’ThatwasDora;butNoelsaidhewouldn’tmindifhedidn’tgetpaid,solongashesawhispoetryprintedandhisnameattheend。

’Wemighttry,anyway,’saidOswald。Heisalwayswillingtogiveotherpeople’sideasafairtrial。

Sowecopiedout’TheWreckoftheMalabar’andtheothersixpoemsondrawing—paper—Doradidit,shewritesbest—andOswalddrewapictureoftheMalabargoingdownwithallhands。Itwasafull—riggedschooner,andalltheropesandsailswerecorrect;

becausemycousinisintheNavy,andheshowedme。

Wethoughtalongtimewhetherwe’dwritealetterandsenditbypostwiththepoetry—andDorathoughtitwouldbebest。ButNoElsaidhecouldn’tbearnottoknowatonceifthepaperwouldprintthepoetry,Sowedecidedtotakeit。

IwentwithNoel,becauseIamtheeldest,andheisnotoldenoughtogotoLondonbyhimself。Dickysaidpoetrywasrot—andhewasgladhehadn’tgottomakeafoolofhimself。thatwasbecausetherewasnotenoughmoneyforhimtogowithus。H。O。couldn’tcomeeither,buthecametothestationtoseeusoff,andwavedhiscapandcalledout’Goodhunting!’asthetrainstarted。

Therewasaladyinspectaclesinthecorner。Shewaswritingwithapencilontheedgesoflongstripsofpaperthathadprintalldownthem。Whenthetrainstartedsheasked—

’Whatwasthathesaid?’

SoOswaldanswered—

’Itwas\"Goodhunting\"—it’soutofthejunglebook!’

’That’sverypleasanttohear,’theladysaid;’Iamverypleasedtomeetpeoplewhoknowtheirjunglebook。Andwhereareyouoffto—theZoologicalGardenstolookforBagheera?’

Wewerepleased,too,tomeetsomeonewhoknewthejunglebook。

SoOswaldsaid—

’WearegoingtorestorethefallenfortunesoftheHouseofBastable—andwehaveallthoughtofdifferentways—andwe’regoingtotrythemall。Noel’swayispoetry。Isupposegreatpoetsgetpaid?’

Theladylaughed—shewasawfullyjolly—andsaidshewasasortofpoet,too,andthelongstripsofpaperweretheproofsofhernewbookofstories。Becausebeforeabookismadeintoarealbookwithpagesandacover,theysometimesprintitallonstripsofpaper,andthewritermakemarksonitwithapenciltoshowtheprinterswhatidiotstheyarenottounderstandwhatawritermeanstohaveprinted。

Wetoldherallaboutdiggingfortreasure,andwhatwemeanttodo。ThensheaskedtoseeNoel’spoetry—andhesaidhedidn’tlike—soshesaid,’Lookhere—ifyou’llshowmeyoursI’llshowyousomeofmine。’Soheagreed。

ThejollyladyreadNoEl’spoetry,andshesaidshelikeditverymuch。AndshethoughtagreatdealofthepictureoftheMalabar。

Andthenshesaid,’Iwriteseriouspoetrylikeyoursmyself;too,butIhaveapieceherethatIthinkyouwilllikebecauseit’saboutaboy。’Shegaveittous—andsoIcancopyitdown,andIwill,foritshowsthatsomegrown—upladiesarenotsosillyasothers。IlikeitbetterthanNoEl’spoetry,thoughItoldhimI

didnot,becausehelookedasifhewasgoingtocry。Thiswasverywrong,foryoushouldalwaysspeakthetruth,howeverunhappyitmakespeople。AndIgenerallydo。ButIdidnotwanthimcryingintherailwaycarriage。Thelady’spieceofpoetry:

OhwhenIwakeupinmybedAndseethesunallfatandred,I’mgladtohaveanotherdayForallmydifferentkindsofplay。

Therearesomanythingstodo—

Thethingsthatmakeamanofyou,Ifgrown—upsdidnotgetsovexedAndwonderwhatyouwilldonext。

IoftenwonderwhethertheyEvermadeupourkindsofplay—

IftheywerealwaysgoodasgoldAndonlydidwhattheyweretold。

TheylikeyoubesttoplaywithtopsAndtoysinboxes,boughtinshops;

TheydonotevenknowthenamesOfreallyinterestinggames。