第4章

Hisunclestaredathimwithamixedexpressionofamazementandshameandincredulitythatwassorrowfultosee。Atlasthesaid:

\"Whichofthetwinswasit?\"

\"CountLuigi。\"

\"Youhavechallengedhim?\"

\"N——no,\"hesitatedTom,turningpale。

\"Youwillchallengehimtonight。Howardwillcarryit。\"

Tombegantoturnsick,andtoshowit。Heturnedhishatroundandroundinhishand,hisunclegloweringblackerandblackeruponhimastheheavysecondsdriftedby;thenatlasthebegantostammer,andsaidpiteously:

\"Oh,please,don’taskmetodoit,uncle!Heisamurderousdevil——

Inevercould——I——I’mafraidofhim!\"

OldDriscoll’smouthopenedandclosedthreetimesbeforehecouldgetittoperformitsoffice;thenhestormedout:

\"Acowardinmyfamily!ADriscollacoward!Oh,whathaveIdonetodeservethisinfamy!\"Hetotteredtohissecretaryinthecorner,repeatedthatlamentagainandagaininheartbreakingtones,andgotoutofadrawerapaper,whichheslowlytoretobits,scatteringthebitsabsentlyinhistrackashewalkedupanddowntheroom,stillgrievingandlamenting。Atlasthesaid:

\"Thereitis,shredsandfragmentsoncemore——mywill。Oncemoreyouhaveforcedmetodisinherityou,youbasesonofamostnoblefather!

Leavemysight!Go——beforeIspitonyou!\"

Theyoungmandidnottarry。ThenthejudgeturnedtoHoward:

\"Youwillbemysecond,oldfriend?\"

\"Ofcourse。\"

\"Thereispenandpaper。Draftthecartel,andlosenotime。\"

\"TheCountshallhaveitinhishandsinfifteenminutes,\"saidHoward。

Tomwasveryheavyhearted。Hisappetitewasgonewithhispropertyandhisself—respect。Hewentoutthebackwayandwandereddowntheobscurelanegrieving,andwonderingifanycourseoffutureconduct,howeverdiscreetandcarefullyperfectedandwatchedover,couldwinbackhisuncle’sfavorandpersuadehimtoreconstructoncemorethatgenerouswillwhichhadjustgonetoruinbeforehiseyes。

Hefinallyconcludedthatitcould。Hesaidtohimselfthathehadaccomplishedthissortoftriumphoncealready,andthatwhathadbeendoneoncecouldbedoneagain。Hewouldsetaboutit。Hewouldbendeveryenergytothetask,andhewouldscorethattriumphoncemore,costwhatitmighttohisconvenience,limitasitmighthisfrivolousandliberty—lovinglife。

\"Tobegin,\"hesaystohimself,\"I’llsquareupwiththeproceedsofmyraid,andthengamblinghasgottobestopped——andstoppedshortoff。

It’stheworstviceI’vegot——frommystandpoint,anyway,becauseit’stheonehecanmosteasilyfindout,throughtheimpatienceofmycreditors。Hethoughtitexpensivetohavetopaytwohundreddollarstothemformeonce。Expensive——_that!_Why,itcostmethewholeofhisfortune——but,ofcourse,heneverthoughtofthat;

somepeoplecan’tthinkofanybuttheirownsideofacase。

IfhehadknownhowdeepIaminnow,thewillwouldhavegonetopotwithoutwaitingforadueltohelp。Threehundreddollars!

It’sapile!Buthe’llneverhearofit,I’mthankfultosay。

TheminuteI’vecleareditoff,I’msafe;andI’llnevertouchacardagain。Anyway,Iwon’twhilehelives,Imakeoathtothat。

I’menteringonmylastreform——Iknowit——yes,andI’llwin;

butafterthat,ifIeverslipagainI’mgone。\"

CHAPTER13

TomStaresatRuinWhenIreflectuponthenumberofdisagreeablepeoplewhoIknowhavegonetoabetterworld,Iammovedtoleadadifferentlife。

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarOctober。Thisisoneofthepeculiarlydangerousmonthstospeculateinstocksin。TheothersareJuly,January,September,April,November,May,March,June,December,August,andFebruary。

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarThusmournfullycommuningwithhimself,TommopedalongthelanepastPudd’nheadWilson’shouse,andstillonandonbetweenfencesenclosingvacantcountryoneachhandtillhenearedthehauntedhouse,thenhecamemopingbackagain,withmanysighsandheavywithtrouble。

Hesorelywantedcheerfulcompany。Rowena!Hisheartgaveaboundatthethought,butthenextthoughtquietedit——thedetestedtwinswouldbethere。

HewasontheinhabitedsideofWilson’shouse,andnowasheapproachedit,henoticedthatthesittingroomwaslighted。

Thiswoulddo;othersmadehimfeelunwelcomesometimes,butWilsonneverfailedincourtesytowardhim,andakindlycourtesydoesatleastsaveone’sfeelings,evenifitisnotprofessingtostandforawelcome。

Wilsonheardfootstepsathisthreshold,thentheclearingofathroat。

\"It’sthatfickle—tempered,dissipatedyounggoose——poordevil,hefindfriendsprettyscarcetoday,likely,afterthedisgraceofcarryingapersonalassaultcaseintoalaw—court。\"

Adejectedknock。\"Comein!\"

Tomentered,anddroppedintoachair,withoutsayinganything。

Wilsonsaidkindly:

\"Why,myboy,youlookdesolate。Don’ttakeitsohard。

Tryandforgetyouhavebeenkicked。\"

\"Oh,dear,\"saidTom,wretchedly,\"it’snotthat,Pudd’nhead——

it’snotthat……It’sathousandtimesworsethanthat——oh,yes,amilliontimesworse。\"

\"Why,Tom,whatdoyoumean?HasRowena——\"

\"Flungme?_No_,buttheoldmanhas。\"

Wilsonsaidtohimself,\"Aha!\"andthoughtofthemysteriousgirlinthebedroom。\"TheDriscollshavebeenmakingdiscoveries!\"

Thenhesaidaloud,gravely:

\"Tom,therearesomekindsofdissipationwhich——\"

\"Oh,shucks,thishasn’tgotanythingtodowithdissipation。

HewantedmetochallengethatdernedItaliansavage,andIwouldn’tdoit。\"

\"Yes,ofcoursehewoulddothat,\"saidWilsoninameditativematter—of—courseway,\"butthethingthatpuzzledmewas,whyhedidn’tlooktothatlastnight,foronething,andwhyheletyoucarrysuchamatterintoacourtoflawatall,eitherbeforetheduelorafterit。It’snoplaceforit。

Itwasnotlikehim。Icouldn’tunderstandit。Howdidithappen?\"

\"Ithappenedbecausehedidn’tknowanythingaboutit。HewasasleepwhenIgothomelastnight。\"

\"Andyoudidn’twakehim?Tom,isthatpossible?\"

Tomwasnotgettingmuchcomforthere。Hefidgetedamoment,thensaid:

\"Ididn’tchoosetotellhim——that’sall。Hewasgoinga—fishingbeforedawn,withPembrokeHoward,andifIgotthetwinsintothecommoncalaboose——andIthoughtsureIcould——Ineverdreamedoftheirslippingoutonapaltryfineforsuchanoutrageousoffense——

well,onceinthecalaboosetheywouldbedisgraced,andunclewouldn’twantanyduelswiththatsortofcharacters,andwouldn’tallowany。

\"Tom,Iamashamedofyou!Idon’tseehowyoucouldtreatyourgoodolduncleso。Iamabetterfriendofhisthanyouare;

forifIhadknownthecircumstancesIwouldhavekeptthatcaseoutofcourtuntilIgotwordtohimandlethimhavethegentleman’schance。\"

\"Youwould?\"exclaimedTom,withlivelysurprise。\"Andityourfirstcase!Andyouknowperfectlywellthereneverwouldhave_been_

anycaseifhehadgotthatchance,don’tyou?Andyou’dhavefinishedyourdaysapaupernobody,insteadofbeinganactuallylaunchedandrecognizedlawyertoday。Andyouwouldreallyhavedonethat,wouldyou?\"

\"Certainly。\"

Tomlookedathimamomentortwo,thenshookhisheadsorrowfullyandsaid:

\"Ibelieveyou——uponmywordIdo。Idon’tknowwhyIdo,butIdo。

Pudd’nheadWilson,Ithinkyou’rethebiggestfoolIeversaw。\"

\"Thankyou。\"

\"Don’tmentionit。\"

\"Well,hehasbeenrequiringyoutofighttheItalian,andyouhaverefused。Youdegenerateremnantofanhonorableline!

I’mthoroughlyashamedofyou,Tom!\"

\"Oh,that’snothing!Idon’tcareforanything,nowthatthewill’stornupagain。\"

\"Tom,tellmesquarely——didn’thefindanyfaultwithyouforanythingbutthosetwothings——carryingthecaseintocourtandrefusingtofight?\"

Hewatchedtheyoungfellow’sfacenarrowly,butitwasentirelyreposeful,andsoalsowasthevoicethatanswered:

\"No,hedidn’tfindanyotherfaultwithme。Ifhehadhadanytofind,hewouldhavebegunyesterday,forhewasjustinthehumorforit。

Hedrovethatjack—pairaroundtownandshowedthemthesights,andwhenhecamehomehecouldn’tfindhisfather’soldsilverwatchthatdon’tkeeptimeandhethinkssomuchof,andcouldn’trememberwhathedidwithitthreeorfourdaysagowhenhesawitlast,andwhenIsuggestedthatitprobablywasn’tlostbutstolen,itputhiminaregularpassion,andhesaidIwasafool——

whichconvincedme,withoutanytrouble,thatthatwasjustwhathewasafraid_had_happened,himself,butdidnotwanttobelieveit,becauselostthingsstandabetterchanceofbeingfoundagainthanstolenones。\"

\"Whe—ew!\"whistledWilson。\"Scoreanotheronethelist。\"

\"Anotherwhat?\"

\"Anothertheft!\"

\"Theft?\"

\"Yes,theft。Thatwatchisn’tlost,it’sstolen。There’sbeenanotherraidonthetown——andjustthesameoldmysterioussortofthingthathashappenedoncebefore,asyouremember。\"

\"Youdon’tmeanit!\"

\"It’sassureasyouareborn!Haveyoumissedanythingyourself?\"

\"No。Thatis,IdidmissasilverpencilcasethatAuntMaryPrattgavemelastbirthday——\"

\"You’llfinditstolen——that’swhatyou’llfind。\"

\"No,Isha’n’t;forwhenIsuggestedtheftaboutthewatchandgotsucharap,Iwentandexaminedmyroom,andthepencilcasewasmissing,butitwasonlymislaid,andIfounditagain。\"

\"Youaresureyoumissednothingelse?\"

\"Well,nothingofconsequence。Imissedasmallplaingoldringworthtwoorthreedollars,butthatwillturnup。I’lllookagain。\"

\"Inmyopinionyou’llnotfindit。There’sbeenaraid,Itellyou。

Come_in!_\"

Mr。JusticeRobinsonentered,followedbyBuckstoneandthetownconstable,JimBlake。Theysatdown,andaftersomewanderingandaimlessweather—conversationWilsonsaid:

\"Bytheway,We’vejustaddedanothertothelistofthefts,maybetwo。

JudgeDriscoll’soldsilverwatchisgone,andTomherehasmissedagoldring。\"

\"Well,itisabadbusiness,\"saidthejustice,\"andgetsworsethefurtheritgoes。TheHankses,theDobsons,thePilligrews,theOrtons,theGrangers,theHales,theFullers,theHolcombs,infacteverybodythatlivesaroundaboutPatsyCooper’shadbeenrobbedoflittlethingsliketrinketsandteaspoonsandsuchlikesmallvaluablesthatareeasilycarriedoff。It’sperfectlyplainthatthethieftookadvantageofthereceptionatPatsyCooper’swhenalltheneighborswereinherhouseandalltheirniggershangingaroundherfenceforalookattheshow,toraidthevacanthousesundisturbed。

Patsyismiserableaboutit;miserableonaccountoftheneighbors,andparticularlymiserableonaccountofherforeigners,ofcourse;

somiserableontheiraccountthatshehasn’tanyroomtoworryaboutherownlittlelosses。\"

\"It’sthesameoldraider,\"saidWilson。\"Isupposethereisn’tanydoubtaboutthat。\"

\"ConstableBlakedoesn’tthinkso。\"

\"No,you’rewrongthere,\"saidBlake。\"Theothertimesitwasaman;

therewasplentyofsignsofthat,asweknow,intheprofession,thoughtwenevergothandsonhim;butthistimeit’sawoman。\"

Wilsonthoughtofthemysteriousgirlstraightoff。Shewasalwaysinhismindnow。Butshefailedhimagain。Blakecontinued:

\"She’sastoop—shoulderedoldwomanwithacoveredbasketonherarm,inablackveil,dressedinmourning。Isawhergoingaboardtheferryboatyesterday。LivesinIllinois,Ireckon;butIdon’tcarewhereshelives,I’mgoingtogether——shecanmakeherselfsureofthat。\"

\"Whatmakesyouthinkshe’sthethief?\"

\"Well,thereain’tanyother,foronething;andforanother,someniggerdraymenthathappenedtobedrivingalongsawhercomingoutoforgoingintohouses,andtoldmeso——anditjusthappensthattheywas_robbed_,everytime。\"

Itwasgrantedthatthiswasplentygoodenoughcircumstantialevidence。

Apensivesilencefollowed,whichlastedsomemoments,thenWilsonsaid:

\"There’sonegoodthing,anyway。Shecan’teitherpawnorsellCountLuigi’scostlyIndiandagger。\"

\"My!\"saidTom。\"Is_that_gone?\"

\"Yes。\"

\"Well,thatwasahaul!Butwhycan’tshepawnitorsellit?\"

\"BecausewhenthetwinswenthomefromtheSonsofLibertymeetinglastnight,newsoftheraidwassiftinginfromeverywhere,andAuntPatsywasindistresstoknowiftheyhadlostanything。

Theyfoundthatthedaggerwasgone,andtheynotifiedthepoliceandpawnbrokerseverywhere。Itwasagreathaul,yes,buttheoldwomanwon’tgetanythingoutofit,becauseshe’llgetcaught。\"

\"Didtheyofferareward?\"askedBuckstone。

\"Yes,fivehundreddollarsfortheknife,andfivehundredmoreforthethief。\"

\"Whataleather—headedidea!\"exclaimedtheconstable。

\"Thethiefdas’n’tgonearthem,norsendanybody。

Whoevergoesisgoingtogethimselfnabbed,fortheirain’tanypawnbrokerthat’sgoingtolosethechanceto——\"

IfanybodyhadnoticedTom’sfaceatthattime,thegray—greencolorofitmighthaveprovokedcuriosity;butnobodydid。

Hesaidtohimself:\"I’mgone!Inevercansquareup;therestoftheplunderwon’tpawnorsellforhalfofthebill。Oh,Iknowit——

I’mgone,I’mgone——andthistimeit’sforgood。Oh,thisisawful——

Idon’tknowwhattodo,norwhichwaytoturn!\"

\"Softly,softly,\"saidWilsontoBlake。\"Iplannedtheirschemeforthematmidnightlastnight,anditwasallfinishedupshipshapebytwothismorning。They’llgettheirdaggerback,andthenI’llexplaintoyouhowthethingwasdone。\"

Therewerestrongsignsofageneralcuriosity,andBuckstonesaid:

\"Well,youhavewhettedusupprettysharp。Wilson,andI’mfreetosaythatifyoudon’tmindtellingusinconfidence——\"

\"Oh,I’dassoontellasnot,Buckstone,butaslongasthetwinsandIagreedtosaynothingaboutit,wemustletitstandso。

Butyoucantakemywordforit,youwon’tbekeptwaitingthreedays。

Somebodywillapplyforthatrewardprettypromptly,andI’llshowyouthethiefandthedaggerbothverysoonafterward。\"

Theconstablewasdisappointed,andalsoperplexed。Hesaid:

\"Itmayallbe——yes,andIhopeitwill,butI’mblamedifI

canseemywaythroughit。It’stoomanyforyourstruly。\"

Thesubjectseemedabouttalkedout。Nobodyseemedtohaveanythingfurthertooffer。AfterasilencethejusticeofthepeaceinformedWilsonthatheandBuckstoneandtheconstablehadcomeasacommittee,onthepartoftheDemocraticparty,toaskhimtorunformayor——forthelittletownwasabouttobecomeacityandthefirstcharterelectionwasapproaching。ItwasthefirstattentionwhichWilsonhadeverreceivedatthehandsofanyparty;

itwasasufficientlyhumbleone,butitwasarecognitionofhisdebutintothetown’slifeandactivitiesatlast;itwasastepupward,andhewasdeeplygratified。Heaccepted,andthecommitteedeparted,followedbyyoungTom。

CHAPTER14

RoxanaInsistsUponReformThetrueSouthernwatermelonisaboonapart,andnottobementionedwithcommonerthings。Itischiefofthisworld’sluxuries,kingbythegraceofGodoverallthefruitsoftheearth。

Whenonehastastedit,heknowswhattheangelseat。ItwasnotaSouthernwatermelonthatEvetook:weknowitbecausesherepented。

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarAboutthetimethatWilsonwasbowingthecommitteeout,PembrokeHowardwasenteringthenexthousetoreport。

Hefoundtheoldjudgesittinggrimandstraightinhischair,waiting。

\"Well,Howard——thenews?\"

\"Thebestintheworld。\"

\"Accepts,doeshe?\"andthelightofbattlegleamedjoyouslyintheJudge’seye。

\"Accepts?Whyhejumpedatit。\"

\"Did,didhe?Nowthat’sfine——that’sveryfine。Ilikethat。

Whenisittobe?\"

\"Now!Straightoff!Tonight!Anadmirablefellow——admirable!\"

\"Admirable?He’sadarling!Why,it’sanhonoraswellasapleasuretostandupbeforesuchaman。Come——offwithyou!

Goandarrangeeverything——andgivehimmyheartiestcompliments。

Ararefellow,indeed;anadmirablefellow,asyouhavesaid!\"

\"I’llhavehiminthevacantstretchbetweenWilson’sandthehauntedhousewithinthehour,andI’llbringmyownpistols。\"

JudgeDriscollbegantowalkthefloorinastateofpleasedexcitement;

butpresentlyhestopped,andbegantothink——begantothinkofTom。

Twicehemovedtowardthesecretary,andtwiceheturnedawayagain;

butfinallyhesaid:

\"Thismaybemylastnightintheworld——Imustnottakethechance。

Heisworthlessandunworthy,butitislargelymyfault。

Hewasentrustedtomebymybrotheronhisdyingbed,andIhaveindulgedhimtohishurt,insteadoftraininghimupseverely,andmakingamanofhim,Ihaveviolatedmytrust,andImustnotaddthesinofdesertiontothat。Ihaveforgivenhimoncealready,andwouldsubjecthimtoalongandhardtrialbeforeforgivinghimagain,ifIcouldlive;butImustnotrunthatrisk。

No,Imustrestorethewill。ButifIsurvivetheduel,Iwillhideitaway,andhewillnotknow,andIwillnottellhimuntilhereforms,andIseethathisreformationisgoingtobepermanent。\"

Heredrewthewill,andhisostensiblenephewwasheirtoafortuneagain。Ashewasfinishinghistask,Tom,weariedwithanotherbroodingtramp,enteredthehouseandwenttiptoeingpastthesittingroomdoor。Heglancedin,andhurriedon,forthesightofhisunclewasnothingbutterrorsforhimtonight。Buthisunclewaswriting!Thatwasunusualatthislatehour。Whatcouldhebewriting?AchillofanxietysettleddownuponTom’sheart。

Didthatwritingconcernhim?Hewasafraidso。Hereflectedthatwhenillluckbegins,itdoesnotcomeinsprinkles,butinshowers。

Hesaidhewouldgetaglimpseofthatdocumentorknowthereasonwhy。

Heheardsomeonecoming,andsteppedoutofsightandhearing。

ItwasPembrokeHoward。Whatcouldbehatching?

Howardsaid,withgreatsatisfaction:

\"Everything’srightandready。He’sgonetothebattlegroundwithhissecondandthesurgeon——alsowithhisbrother。I’vearrangeditallwithWilson——Wilson’shissecond。Wearetohavethreeshotsapiece。\"

\"Good!Howisthemoon?\"

\"Brightasday,nearly。Perfect,forthedistance——fifteenyards。

Nowind——notabreath;hotandstill。\"

\"Allgood;allfirst—rate。Here,Pembroke,readthis,andwitnessit。\"

Pembrokereadandwitnessedthewill,thengavetheoldman’shandaheartyshakeandsaid:

\"Nowthat’sright,York——butIknewyouwoulddoit。Youcouldn’tleavethatpoorchaptofightalongwithoutmeansorprofession,withcertaindefeatbeforehim,andIknewyouwouldn’t,forhisfather’ssakeifnotforhisown。\"

\"Forhisdeadfather’ssake,Icouldn’t,Iknow;forpoorPercy——

butyouknowwhatPercywastome。Butmind——TomisnottoknowofthisunlessIfalltonight。\"

\"Iunderstand。I’llkeepthesecret。\"

Thejudgeputthewillaway,andthetwostartedforthebattleground。

InanotherminutethewillwasinTom’shands。

Hismiseryvanished,hisfeelingsunderwentatremendousrevulsion。

Heputthewillcarefullybackinitsplace,andspreadhismouthandswunghishatonce,twice,threetimesaroundhishead,inimitationofthreerousinghuzzahs,nosoundissuingfromhislips。

Hefelltocommuningwithhimselfexcitedlyandjoyously,buteverynowandthenheletoffanothervolleyofdumbhurrahs。

Hesaidtohimself:\"I’vegotthefortuneagain,butI’llnotletonthatIknowaboutit。AndthistimeI’mgongtohangontoit。

Itakenomorerisks。I’llgamblenomore,I’lldrinknomore,because——well,becauseI’llnotgowherethereisanyofthatsortofthinggoingon,again。It’sthesureway,andtheonlysureway;

Imighthavethoughtofthatsooner——well,yes,ifIhadwantedto。

Butnow——dearme,I’vehadascarethistime,andI’lltakenomorechances。Notasinglechancemore。Land!IpersuadedmyselfthiseveningthatIcouldfetchhimaroundwithoutanygreatamountofeffort,butI’vebeengettingmoreandmoreheavyheartedanddoubtfulstraightalong,eversince。Ifhetellsmeaboutthisthing,allright;butifhedoesn’t,Isha’n’tleton。I——well,I’dliketotellPudd’nheadWilson,but——no,I’llthinkaboutthat;perhapsIwon’t。\"

Hewhirledoffanotherdeadhuzzah,andsaid,\"I’mreformed,andthistimeI’llstayso,sure!\"

Hewasabouttoclosewithafinalgrandsilentdemonstration,whenhesuddenlyrecollectedthatWilsonhadputitoutofhispowertopawnorselltheIndianknife,andthathewasoncemoreinawfulperilofexposurebyhiscreditorsforthatreason。

Hisjoycollapsedutterly,andheturnedawayandmopedtowardthedoormoaningandlamentingoverthebitternessofhisluck。

Hedraggedhimselfupstairs,andbroodedinhisroomalongtime,disconsolateandforlorn,withLuigi’sIndianknifeforatext。

Atlasthesighedandsaid:

\"WhenIsupposedthesestoneswereglassandthisivorybone,thethinghadn’tanyinterestformebecauseithadn’tanyvalue,andcouldn’thelpmeoutofmytrouble。Butnow——why,nowitisfullofinterest;yes,andofasorttobreakabody’sheart。

It’sabagofgoldthathasturnedtodirtandashesinmyhands。

Itcouldsaveme,andsavemesoeasily,andyetI’vegottogotoruin。

It’slikedrowningwithalifepreserverinmyreach。Allthehardluckcomestome,andallthegoodluckgoestootherpeople——

Pudd’nheadWilson,forinstance;evenhiscareerhasgotasortofalittlestartatlast,andwhathashedonetodeserveit,Ishouldliketoknow?Yes,hehasopenedhisownroad,butheisn’tcontentwiththat,butmustblockmine。

It’sasordid,selfishworld,andIwishIwasoutofit。\"

Heallowedthelightofthecandletoplayuponthejewelsofthesheath,buttheflashingsandsparklingshadnocharmforhiseye;

theywereonlyjustsomanypangstohisheart。\"ImustnotsayanythingtoRoxyaboutthisthing,\"hesaid。\"Sheistoodaring。

Shewouldbefordiggingthesestonesoutandsellingthem,andthen——

why,shewouldbearrestedandthestonestraced,andthen——\"

Thethoughtmadehimquake,andhehidtheknifeaway,tremblingalloverandglancingfurtivelyabout,likeacriminalwhofanciesthattheaccuserisalreadyathand。

Shouldhetrytosleep?Oh,no,sleepwasnotforhim;histroublewastoohaunting,tooafflictingforthat。Hemusthavesomebodytomournwith。HewouldcarryhisdespairtoRoxy。

Hehadheardseveraldistantgunshots,butthatsortofthingwasnotuncommon,andtheyhadmadenoimpressionuponhim。

Hewentoutatthebackdoor,andturnedwestward。HepassedWilson’shouseandproceededalongthelane,andpresentlysawseveralfiguresapproachingWilson’splacethroughthevacantlots。

Theseweretheduelistsreturningfromthefight;hethoughtherecognizedthem,butashehadnodesireforwhitepeople’scompany,hestoopeddownbehindthefenceuntiltheywereoutofhisway。

Roxywasfeelingfine。Shesaid:

\"Whahwasyou,child?Warn’tyouinit?\"

\"Inwhat?\"

\"Indeduel。\"

\"Duel?Hastherebeenaduel?\"

\"Co’sedeyhas。DeoleJedgehasbe’nhavin’aduelwidoneo’demtwins。\"

\"GreatScott!\"Thenheaddedtohimself:\"That’swhatmadehimremakethewill;hethoughthemightgetkilled,anditsoftenedhimtowardme。

Andthat’swhatheandHowardweresobusyabout……

Ohdear,ifthetwinhadonlykilledhim,Ishouldbeoutofmy——\"

\"Whatisyoumumblin’’bout,Chambers?Whahwasyou?

Didn’tyouknowdeywasgwinetobeaduel?\"

\"No,Ididn’t。TheoldmantriedtogetmetofightonewithCountLuigi,buthedidn’tsucceed,soIreckonheconcludedtopatchupthefamilyhonorhimself。\"

Helaughedattheidea,andwentramblingonwithadetailedaccountofhistalkwiththejudge,andhowshockedandashamedthejudgewastofindthathehadacowardinhisfamily。Heglancedupatlast,andgotashockhimself。Roxana’sbosomwasheavingwithsuppressedpassion,andshewasgloweringdownuponhimwithmeasurelesscontemptwritteninherface。

\"Enyourefuse’tofightamandatkickedyou,’stido’jumpin’

atdechance!Enyouain’tgotnomo’feelin’dentocomeentellme,datfetchedsichapo’lowdownorneryrabbitintodeworl’!Pah!itmakemesick!It’sdeniggerinyou,dat’swhatitis。Thirty—onepartso’youiswhite,enon’yonepartnigger,endatpo’littleonepartisyo’_soul_。

’Tain’twuthsavin’;tain’twuthtotin’outonashovelenthrowin’

endegutter。Youhasdisgracedyo’birth。Whatwouldyo’pathinko’you?It’senoughtomakehimturninhisgrave。

ThelastthreesentencesstungTomintoafury,andhesaidtohimselfthatifhisfatherwereonlyaliveandinreachofassassinationhismotherwouldsoonfindthathehadaveryclearnotionofthesizeofhisindebtednesstothatman,andwaswillingtopayitupinfull,andwoulddoittoo,evenatriskofhislife;

buthekeptthisthoughttohimself;thatwassafestinhismother’spresentstate。

\"Whateverhascomeo’yo’Essexblood?Dat’swhatIcan’tunderstan’。

Enitain’ton’yjistEssexblooddat’sinyou,notbyalongsight——

’deeditain’t!Mygreat—great—great—gran’fatherenyo’

great—great—great—great—gran’fatherwasOleCap’nJohnSmith,dehighestblooddatOleVirginnyeverturnedout,en_his_

great—great—gran’mother,orsomersalongbackdah,wasPocahontasdeInjunqueen,enherhusbun’wasaniggerkingoutenAfrica——

enyithereyouis,aslinkin’outenaduelendisgracin’ourwholelinelikeaornerylowdownhound!Yes,it’sdeniggerinyou!\"

Shesatdownonhercandleboxandfellintoareverie。

Tomdidnotdisturbher;hesometimeslackedprudence,butitwasnotincircumstancesofthiskind,Roxana’sstormwentgraduallydown,butitdiedhard,andevenwhenitseemedtobequitegone,itwouldnowandthenbreakoutinadistantrumble,sotospeak,intheformofmutteredejaculations。Oneofthesewas,\"Ain’tniggerenoughinhimtoshowinhisfingernails,endattakesmightylittle——

yitdey’senoughtopainhissoul。\"

Presentlyshemuttered。\"Yassir,enoughtopaintawholethimblefulof’em。\"Atlastherramblingsceasedaltogether,andhercountenancebegantoclear——awelcomesighttoTom,whohadlearnedhermoods,andknewshewasonthethresholdofgoodhumornow。

Henoticedthatfromtimetotimesheunconsciouslycarriedherfingertotheendofhernose。Helookedcloserandsaid:

\"Why,Mammy,theendofyournoseisskinned。Howdidthatcome?\"

ShesentoutthesortofwholeheartedpealoflaughterwhichGodhadvouchsafedinitsperfectiontononebutthehappyangelsinheavenandthebruisedandbrokenblackslaveontheearth,andsaid:

\"Dadfetchdatduel,Ibe’ninitmyself。\"

\"Gracious!didabullettothat?\"

\"Yassir,youbetitdid!\"

\"Well,Ideclare!Why,howdidthathappen?\"

\"Happeneddis—away。I’uza—sett’n’herekinderdozin’indedark,en_che—bang!_goesagun,rightoutdah。Iskipsalongouttowardst’otherendo’dehousetoseewhat’sgwineon,enstopsbydeolewinderondesidetowardsPudd’nheadWilson’shousedatain’tgotnosashinit——

butdeyain’tnoneof’emgotanysashes,forasdat’sconcerned——

enIstooddahindedarkenlookout,endarinthemoonlight,rightdownunderme’uzoneo’detwinsa—cussin’——notmuch,butjista—cussin’soft——it’uzdebrownonedat’uzcussin,’

’ca’sehe’uzhitindeshoulder。EnDoctorClaypoolhe’uza—workin’athim,enPudd’nheadWilsonhe’uza—he’pin’,enoleJedgeDriscollenPemHoward’uza—standin’outyonderalittlepiecewaitin’for’emtogetreadyagin。Entrecklydeysquaredoffengivedeword,en_bang—bang_wentdepistols,endetwinhesay,’Ouch!’——hithimondehan’distime——enIheardatsamebulletgo_spat!_ag’indelogsunderdewinder;endenex’timedeyshoot,detwinsay,’Ouch!’ag’in,enIdoneittoo,’ca’sedebulletglance’

onhischeekboneenskipuphereenglance’ondesideo’dewinderenwhizrightacrostmyfaceentuckdehideoff’nmynose——

why,ifI’d’a’;be’njistainchorainchenahalffurder’twould’a’tuckdewholenoseendisfiggeredme。Here’sdebullet;

Ihuntedherup。\"

\"Didyoustandthereallthetime?\"

\"Dat’saquestiontoask,ain’tit!WhatelsewouldIdo?

DoesIgitachancetoseeadueleveryday?\"

\"Why,youwererightinrange!Weren’tyouafraid?\"

Thewomangaveasniffofscorn。

\"’Fraid!DeSmith—Pocahontasesain’t’fraido’nothin’,letalonebullets。\"

\"They’vegotpluckenough,Isuppose;whattheylackisjudgment。

_I_wouldn’thavestoodthere。\"

\"Nobody’saccusin’you!\"

\"Didanybodyelsegethurt?\"

\"Yes,weallgothit’cep’deblon’twinendedoctorendeseconds。

DeJedgedidn’tgithurt,butIhearPudd’nheadsaydebulletsnipsomeo’hisha’roff。\"

\"’George!\"saidTomtohimself,\"tocomesonearbeingoutofmytrouble,andmissitbyaninch。Ohdear,dear,hewilllivetofindmeoutandsellmetosomeniggertraderyet——yes,andhewoulddoitinaminute。\"Thenhesaidaloud,inagravetone:

\"Mother,weareinanawfulfix。\"

Roxanacaughtherbreathwithaspasm,andsaid:

\"Chile!Whatyouhitabodysosuddenfor,likedat?

What’sbe’nengoneenhappen’?\"

\"Well,there’sonethingIdidn’ttellyou。WhenIwouldn’tfight,hetoreupthewillagain,and——\"

Roxana’sfaceturnedadeadwhite,andshesaid:

\"Nowyou’s_done!_——doneforever!Dat’sdeend。Bofeunusisgwinetostarveto——\"

\"Waitandhearmethrough,can’tyou!Ireckonthatwhenheresolvedtofight,himself,hethoughthemightgetkilledandnothaveachancetoforgivemeanymoreinthislife,sohemadethewillagain,andI’veseenit,andit’sallright。But——\"

\"Oh,thankgoodness,denwe’ssafeag’in!——safe!ensowhatdidyouwanttocomehereentalksichdreadful——\"

\"HoldON,Itellyou,andletmefinish。TheswagIgatheredwon’thalfsquaremeup,andthefirstthingweknow,mycreditors——

well,youknowwhat’llhappen。\"

Roxanadroppedherchin,andtoldhersontoleaveheralone——

shemustthinkthismatterout。Presentlyshesaidimpressively:

\"Yougottogomightykeerfulnow,Itellyou!Enhere’swhatyougottodo。Hedidn’tgitkilled,enifyougiveshimdeleastreason,he’llbustdewillag’in,endat’sde_las’_time,nowyouhearme!

So——you’sgottoshowhimwhatyoukindoindenex’fewdays。

Yougottobepisongood,enlethimseeit;yougottodoeverythingdat’llmakehimb’lieveinyou,enyougottosweetenaroun’oleAuntPratt,too——she’spow’fulstrongwithdeJedge,endebes’frien’yougot。

Nex’,you’llgo’longawaytoSentLouis,endat’ll_keep_himinyo’favor。

Denyougoenmakeabargainwiddempeople。Youtell’emheain’tgwinetolivelong——endat’sdefac’,too——entell’emyou’llpay’emintrust,enbigintrust,too——tenper——whatyoucallit?\"

\"Tenpercentamonth?\"

\"Dat’sit。Denyoutakeandsellyo’truckaroun’,alittleatatime,enpaydeintrust。Howlongwillitlas’?\"

\"Ithinkthere’senoughtopaytheinterestfiveorsixmonths。\"

\"Denyou’sallright。Ifhedon’tdieinsixmonths,datdon’tmakenodiff’rence——Providence’llprovide。You’sgwinetobesafe——

ifyoubehaves。\"Shebentanaustereeyeonhimandadded,\"EnyouISgwinetobehave——doesyouknowdat?\"

Helaughedandsaidhewasgoingtotry,anyway。Shedidnotunbend。

Shesaidgravely:

\"Tryin’ain’tdething。You’sgwineto_do_it。Youain’tgwinetostealapin——’ca’seitain’tsafenomo’;enyouain’tgwineintonobadcomp’ny——notevenonce,youunderstand;enyouain’tgwinetodrinkadrop——naryasingledrop;enyouain’tgwinetogambleonesinglegamble——notone!Disain’twhatyou’sgwinetotrytodo,it’swhatyou’sgwinetoDO。EnI’lltellyouhowIknowsit。

Disishow。I’sgwinetofolleralongtoSentLouismyownself;

enyou’sgwinetocometomeeverydayo’yourlife,enI’lllookyouover;enifyoufailsinonesingleoneo’demthings——jist_one_——

ItakemyoathI’llcomestraightdowntodistownentelldeJedgeyou’saniggerenaslave——en_prove_it!\"Shepausedtoletherwordssinkhome。Thensheadded,\"Chambers,doesyoub’lievemewhenIsaysdat?\"

Tomwassoberenoughnow。Therewasnolevityinhisvoicewhenheanswered:

\"Yes,Mother,Iknow,now,thatIamreformed——andpermanently。

Permanently——andbeyondthereachofanyhumantemptation。\"

\"Deng’longhomeenbegin!\"

CHAPTER15

TheRobberRobbedNothingsoneedsreformingasotherpeople’shabits。

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarBehold,thefoolsaith,\"Putnotallthineeggsintheonebasket\"——

whichisbutamannerofsaying,\"Scatteryourmoneyandyourattention\";butthewisemansaith,\"Putallyoureggsintheonebasketand——_watchthatbasket!_\"

——Pudd’nheadWilson’sCalendarWhatatimeofitDawson’sLandingwashaving!Allitslifeithadbeenasleep,butnowithardlygotachanceforanod,soswiftlydidbigeventsandcrashingsurprisescomealonginoneanother’swake:Fridaymorning,firstglimpseofRealNobility,alsograndreceptionatAuntPatsyCooper’s,alsogreatrobberraid;

Fridayevening,dramatickickingoftheheirofthechiefcitizeninpresenceoffourhundredpeople;Saturdaymorning,emergenceaspracticinglawyerofthelong—submergedPudd’nheadWilson;

Saturdaynight,duelbetweenchiefcitizenandtitledstranger。

Thepeopletookmoreprideintheduelthaninalltheothereventsputtogether,perhaps。Itwasaglorytotheirtowntohavesuchathinghappenthere。Intheireyestheprincipalshadreachedthesummitofhumanhonor。Everybodypaidhomagetotheirnames;

theirpraiseswereinallmouths。Eventheduelists’subordinatescameinforahandsomeshareofthepublicapprobation:

whereforePudd’nheadWilsonwassuddenlybecomeamanofconsequence。

WhenaskedtorunforthemayoraltySaturdaynight,hewasriskingdefeat,butSundaymorningfoundhimamademanandhissuccessassured。

Thetwinswereprodigiouslygreatnow;thetowntookthemtoitsbosomwithenthusiasm。Dayafterday,andnightafternight,theywentdiningandvisitingfromhousetohouse,makingfriends,enlargingandsolidifyingtheirpopularity,andcharmingandsurprisingallwiththeirmusicalprodigies,andnowandthenheighteningtheeffectswithsamplesofwhattheycoulddoinotherdirections,outoftheirstockofrareandcuriousaccomplishments。Theyweresopleasedthattheygavetheregulationthirtydays’notice,therequiredpreparationforcitizenship,andresolvedtofinishtheirdaysinthispleasantplace。Thatwastheclimax。

Thedelightedcommunityroseasonemanandapplauded;andwhenthetwinswereaskedtostandforseatsintheforthcomingaldermanicboard,andconsented,thepubliccontentmentwasroundedandcomplete。

TomDriscollwasnothappyoverthesethings;theysunkdeep,andhurtallthewaydown。Hehatedtheonetwinforkickinghim,andtheotheroneforbeingthekicker’sbrother。

Nowandthenthepeoplewonderedwhynothingwasheardoftheraider,orofthestolenknifeortheotherplunder,butnobodywasabletothrowanylightonthatmatter。Nearlyaweekhaddriftedby,andstillthethingremainedavexedmystery。

OnSundayConstableBlakeandPudd’nheadWilsonmetonthestreet,andTomDriscolljoinedthemintimetoopentheirconversationforthem。

HesaidtoBlake:\"Youarenotlookingwell,Blake;youseemtobeannoyedaboutsomething。Hasanythinggonewronginthedetectivebusiness?Ibelieveyoufairlyandjustifiablyclaimtohaveaprettygoodreputationinthatline,isn’titso?\"——

whichmadeBlakefeelgood,andlookit;butTomadded,\"foracountrydetective\"——whichmadeBlakefeeltheotherway,andnotonlylookit,butbetrayitinhisvoice。

\"Yes,sir,I_have_gotareputation;andit’sasgoodasanybody’sintheprofession,too,countryornocountry。\"

\"Oh,Ibegpardon;Ididn’tmeananyoffense。WhatIstartedouttoaskwasonlyabouttheoldwomanthatraidedthetown——

thestoop—shoulderedoldwoman,youknow,thatyousaidyouweregoingtocatch;andIknewyouwould,too,becauseyouhavethereputationofneverboasting,and——well,you——you’vecaughttheoldwoman?\"

\"Damntheoldwoman!\"

\"Why,sho!youdon’tmeantosayyouhaven’tcaughther?\"

\"No,Ihaven’tcaughther。Ifanybodycouldhavecaughther,Icould;butnobodycouldn’t,Idon’tcarewhoheis。\"

Iamsorry,realsorry——foryoursake;because,whenitgetsaroundthatadetectivehasexpressedhimselfconfidently,andthen——\"

\"Don’tyouworry,that’sall——don’tyouworry;andasforthetown,thetownneedn’tworryeither。She’smymeat——makeyourselfeasyaboutthat。I’monhertrack;I’vegotcluesthat——\"

\"That’sgood!NowifyoucouldgetanoldveterandetectivedownfromSt。Louistohelpyoufindoutwhatthecluesmean,andwheretheyleadto,andthen——\"

\"I’mplentyveteranenoughmyself,andIdon’tneedanybody’shelp。

I’llhaveherinsideofawe——insideofamonth。ThatI’llswearto!\"

Tomsaidcarelessly:

\"Isupposethatwillanswer——yes,thatwillanswer。ButIreckonsheisprettyold,andoldpeopledon’toftenoutlivethecautiouspaceoftheprofessionaldetectivewhenhehasgothiscluestogetherandisoutonhisstill—hunt。\"

Blake’sdullfaceflushedunderthisgibe,butbeforehecouldsethisretortinorderTomhadturnedtoWilson,andwassaying,withplacidindifferenceofmannerandvoice:

\"Whogotthereward,Pudd’nhead?\"

Wilsonwincedslightly,andsawthathisownturnwascome。

\"Whatreward?\"

\"Why,therewardforthethief,andtheotheronefortheknife。\"

Wilsonanswered——andratheruncomfortably,tojudgebyhishesitatingfashionofdeliveringhimself:

\"Well,the——well,inface,nobodyhasclaimedityet。\"

Tomseemedsurprised。

\"Why,isthatso?\"

Wilsonshowedatrifleofirritationwhenhereplied:

\"Yes,it’sso。Andwhatofit?\"

\"Oh,nothing。OnlyIthoughtyouhadstruckoutanewidea,andinventedaschemethatwasgoingtorevolutionizethetimewornandineffectualmethodsofthe——\"Hestopped,andturnedtoBlake,whowashappynowthatanotherhadtakenhisplaceonthegridiron。

\"Blake,didn’tyouunderstandhimtointimatethatitwouldn’tbenecessaryforyoutohunttheoldwomandown?\"

’B’George,hesaidhe’dhavethiefandswagbothinsideofthreedays——

hedid,byhokey!andthat’sjustaboutaweekago。

Why,Isaidatthetimethatnothiefandnothief’spalwasgoingtotrytopawnorsellathingwhereheknowedthepawnbrokercouldgetbothrewardsbytakingHIMintocamp_with_theswag。

ItwastheblessedestideathateverIstruck!\"

\"You’dchangeyourmind,\"saidWilson,withirritatedbluntness,\"ifyouknewtheentireschemeinsteadofonlypartofit。\"

\"Well,\"saidtheconstable,pensively,\"Ihadtheideathatitwouldn’twork,anduptonowI’mrightanyway。\"

\"Verywell,then,letitstandatthat,andgiveitafurthershow。

Ithasworkedatleastaswellasyourownmethods,youperceive。\"

Theconstablehadn’tanythinghandytohitbackwith,sohedischargedadiscontentedsniff,andsaidnothing。

AfterthenightthatWilsonhadpartlyrevealedhisschemeathishouse,Tomhadtriedforseveraldaystoguessoutthesecretoftherestofit,buthadfailed。ThenitoccurredtohimtogiveRoxana’ssmarterheadachanceatit。Hemadeupasupposititious0zHcase,andlaiditbeforeher。Shethoughtitover,anddeliveredherverdictuponit。Tomsaidtohimself,\"She’shitit,sure!\"Hethoughthewouldtestthatverdictnow,andwatchWilson’sface;sohesaidreflectively:

\"Wilson,you’renotafool——afactofrecentdiscovery。