第2章

PTOLEMY(mortified,andstrugglingwithhistears)。Caesar:thisishowshetreatsmealways。IfIamaKingwhyissheallowedtotakeeverythingfromme?

CLEOPATRA。YouarenottobeKing,youlittlecry-baby。YouaretobeeatenbytheRomans。

CAESAR(touchedbyPtolemy’sdistress)。Comehere,myboy,andstandbyme。

PtolemygoesovertoCaesar,who,resuminghisseatonthetripod,takestheboy’shandtoencouragehim。Cleopatra,furiouslyjealous,risesandglaresatthem。

CLEOPATRA(withflamingcheeks)。Takeyourthrone:Idon’twantit。(Sheflingsawayfromthechair,andapproachesPtolemy,whoshrinksfromher。)Gothisinstantandsitdowninyourplace。

CAESAR。Go,Ptolemy。Alwaystakeathronewhenitisofferedtoyou。

RUFIO。IhopeyouwillhavethegoodsensetofollowyourownadvicewhenwereturntoRome,Caesar。

Ptolemyslowlygoesbacktothethrone,givingCleopatraawideberth,inevidentfearofherhands。ShetakeshisplacebesideCaesar。

CAESAR。Pothinus——

CLEOPATRA(interruptinghim)。Areyounotgoingtospeaktome?

CAESAR。Bequiet。OpenyourmouthagainbeforeIgiveyouleave;

andyoushallbeeaten。

CLEOPATRA。Iamnotafraid。Aqueenmustnotbeafraid。Eatmyhusbandthere,ifyoulike:heisafraid。

CAESAR(starting)。Yourhusband!Whatdoyoumean?

CLEOPATRA(pointingtoPtolemy)。Thatlittlething。

ThetwoRomansandtheBritonstareatoneanotherinamazement。

THEODOTUS。Caesar:youareastrangerhere,andnotconversantwithourlaws。ThekingsandqueensofEgyptmaynotmarryexceptwiththeirownroyalblood。PtolemyandCleopatraarebornkingandconsortjustastheyarebornbrotherandsister。

BRITANNUS(shocked)。Caesar:thisisnotproper。

THEODOTUS(outraged)。How!

CAESAR(recoveringhisself-possession)。Pardonhim。Theodotus:

heisabarbarian,andthinksthatthecustomsofhistribeandislandarethelawsofnature。

BRITANNUS。Onthecontrary,Caesar,itistheseEgyptianswhoarebarbarians;andyoudowrongtoencouragethem。Isayitisascandal。

CAESAR。Scandalornot,myfriend,itopensthegateofpeace。

(HerisesandaddressesPothinusseriously。)Pothiuus:hearwhatIpropose。

RUFIO。HearCaesarthere。

CAESAR。PtolemyandCleopatrashallreignjointlyinEgypt。

ACHILLAS。WhatoftheKing’syoungerbrotherandCleopatra’syoungersister?

RUFIO(explaining)。ThereisanotherlittlePtolemy,Caesar:sotheytellme。

CAESAR。Well,thelittlePtolemycanmarrytheothersister;andwewillmakethembothapresentofCyprus。

POTHINUS(impatiently)。Cyprusisofnousetoanybody。

CAESAR。Nomatter:youshallhaveitforthesakeofpeace。

BRITANNUS(unconsciouslyanticipatingalaterstatesman)。

Peacewithhonor,Pothinus。

POTHINUS(mutinously)。Caesar:behonest。Themoneyyoudemandisthepriceofourfreedom。Takeit;andleaveustosettleourownaffairs。

THEBOLDERCOURTIERS(encouragedbyPothinus’stoneandCaesar’squietness)。Yes,yes。EgyptfortheEgyptians!

Theconferencenowbecomesanaltercation,theEgyptiansbecomingmoreandmoreheated。Caesarremainsunruffled;butRufiogrowsfierceranddoggeder,andBritannushaughtilyindignant。

RUFIO(contemptuously)。EgyptfortheEgyptians!DoyouforgetthatthereisaRomanarmyofoccupationhere,leftbyAulusGabiniuswhenhesetupyourtoykingforyou?

ACHILLAS(suddenlyassertinghimself)。Andnowundermycommand。

IamtheRomangeneralhere,Caesar。

CAESAR(tickledbythehumorofthesituation)。AndalsotheEgyptiangeneral,eh?

POTHINUS(triumphantly)。Thatisso,Caesar。

CAESAR(toAchillas)。SoyoucanmakewarontheEgyptiansinthenameofRomeandontheRomans——onme,ifnecessary——inthenameofEgypt?

ACHILLAS。Thatisso,Caesar。

CAESAR。Andwhichsideareyouonatpresent,ifImaypresumetoask,general?

ACHILLAS。Onthesideoftherightandofthegods。

CAESAR。Hm!Howmanymenhaveyou?

ACHILLAS。ThatwillappearwhenItakethefield。

RUFIO(truculently)。AreyourmenRomans?Ifnot,itmattersnothowmanythereare,providedyouarenostrongerthan500toten。

POTHINUS。Itisuselesstotrytobluffus,Rufio。Caesarhasbeendefeatedbeforeandmaybedefeatedagain。AfewweeksagoCaesarwasflyingforhislifebeforePompey:afewmonthshencehemaybeflyingforhislifebeforeCatoandJubaofNumidia,theAfricanKing。

ACHILLAS(followingupPothinus’sspeechmenacingly)。Whatcanyoudowith4,000men?

THEODOTUS(followingupAchillas’sspeechwitharaucoussqueak)。

Andwithoutmoney?Awaywithyou。

ALLTHECOURTIERS(shoutingfiercelyandcrowdingtowardsCaesar)。Awaywithyou。EgyptfortheEgyptians!Begone。

Rufiobiteshisbeard,tooangrytospeak。Caesarsitsoncomfortablyasifhewereatbreakfast,andthecatwereclamoringforapieceofFinnan-haddie。

CLEOPATRA。WhydoyouletthemtalktoyoulikethatCaesar?Areyouafraid?

CAESAR。Why,mydear,whattheysayisquitetrue。

CLEOPATRA。Butifyougoaway,IshallnotbeQueen。

CAESAR。IshallnotgoawayuntilyouareQueen。

POTHINUS。Achillas:ifyouarenotafool,youwilltakethatgirlwhilstsheisunderyourhand。

RUFIO(daringthem)。WhynottakeCaesaraswell,Achillas?

POTHINUS(retortingthedefiancewithinterest)。Wellsaid,Rufio。Whynot?

RUFIO。Try,Achillas。(Calling)Guardthere。

TheloggiaimmediatelyfillswithCaesar’ssoldiers,whostand,swordinhand,atthetopofthesteps,waitingthewordtochargefromtheircenturion,whocarriesacudgel。ForamomenttheEgyptiansfacethemproudly:thentheyretiresullenlytotheirformerplaces。

BRITANNUS。YouareCaesar’sprisoners,allofyou。

CAESAR(benevolently)。Ohno,no,no。Bynomeans。Caesar’sguests,gentlemen。

CLEOPATRA。Won’tyoucuttheirheadsoff?

CAESAR。What!Cutoffyourbrother’shead?

CLEOPATRA。Whynot?Hewouldcutoffmine,ifhegotthechance。

Wouldn’tyou,Ptolemy?

PTOLEMY(paleandobstinate)。Iwould。Iwill,too,whenIgrowup。

Cleopatraisrentbyastrugglebetweenhernewly-acquireddignityasaqueen,andastrongimpulsetoputouthertongueathim。Shetakesnopartinthescenewhichfollows,butwatchesitwithcuriosityandwonder,fidgetingwiththerestlessnessofachild,andsittingdownonCaesar’stripodwhenherises。

POTHINUS。Caesar:ifyouattempttodetainus——

RUFIO。Hewillsucceed,Egyptian:makeupyourmindtothat。Weholdthepalace,thebeach,andtheeasternharbor。TheroadtoRomeisopen;andyoushalltravelitifCaesarchooses。

CAESAR(courteously)。Icoulddonoless,Pothinus,tosecuretheretreatofmyownsoldiers。Iamaccountableforeverylifeamongthem。Butyouarefreetogo。Soareallhere,andinthepalace。

RUFIO(aghastatthisclemency)。What!Renegadesandall?

CAESAR(softeningtheexpression)。Romanarmyofoccupationandall,Rufio。

POTHINUS(desperately)。ThenImakealastappealtoCaesar’sjustice。Ishallcallawitnesstoprovethatbutforus,theRomanarmyofoccupation,ledbythegreatestsoldierintheworld,wouldnowhaveCaesaratitsmercy。(Callingthroughtheloggia)Ho,there,LuciusSeptimius(Caesarstarts,deeplymoved):ifmyvoicecanreachyou,comeforthandtestifybeforeCaesar。

CAESAR(shrinking)。No,no。

THEODOTUS。Yes,Isay。Letthemilitarytribunebearwitness。

LuciusSeptimius,acleanshaven,trimathleteofabout40,withsymmetricalfeatures,resolutemouth,andhandsome,thinRomannose,inthedressofaRomanofficer,comesinthroughtheloggiaandconfrontsCaesar,whohideshisfacewithhisrobeforamoment;then,masteringhimself,dropsit,andconfrontsthetribunewithdignity。

POTHINUS。Bearwitness,LuciusSeptimius。Caesarcamehitherinpursuitofhisfoe。Didweshelterhisfoe?

LUCIUS。AsPompey’sfoottouchedtheEgyptianshore,hisheadfellbythestrokeofmysword。

THEODOTUS(withviperishrelish)。Undertheeyesofhiswifeandchild!Rememberthat,Caesar!Theysawitfromtheshiphehadjustleft。Wehavegivenyouafullandsweetmeasureofvengeance。

CAESAR(withhorror)。Vengeance!

POTHINUS。Ourfirstgifttoyou,asyourgalleycameintotheroadstead,wastheheadofyourrivalfortheempireoftheworld。Bearwitness,LuciusSeptimius:isitnotso?

LUCIUS。Itisso。Withthishand,thatslewPompey,IplacedhisheadatthefeetofCaesar。

CAESAR。Murderer!SowouldyouhaveslainCaesar,hadPompeybeenvictoriousatPharsalia。

LUCIUS。Woetothevanquished,Caesar!WhenIservedPompey,I

slewasgoodmenashe,onlybecauseheconqueredthem。Histurncameatlast。

THEODOTUS(flatteringly)。Thedeedwasnotyours,Caesar,butours——nay,mine;foritwasdonebymycounsel。Thankstous,youkeepyourreputationforclemency,andhaveyourvengeancetoo。

CAESAR。Vengeance!Vengeance!!Oh,ifIcouldstooptovengeance,whatwouldInotexactfromyouasthepriceofthismurderedman’sblood。(Theyshrinkback,appalledanddisconcerted。)Washenotmyson-in-law,myancientfriend,for20yearsthemasterofgreatRome,for30yearsthecompellerofvictory?DidnotI,asaRoman,sharehisglory?WastheFatethatforcedustofightforthemasteryoftheworld,ofourmaking?AmIJuliusCaesar,oramIawolf,thatyouflingtomethegreyheadoftheoldsoldier,thelaurelledconqueror,themightyRoman,treacherouslystruckdownbythiscallousruffian,andthenclaimmygratitudeforit!(ToLuciusSeptimius)Begone:youfillmewithhorror。

LUCIUS(coldandundaunted)。Pshaw!Youhaveseenseveredheadsbefore,Caesar,andseveredrighthandstoo,Ithink;somethousandsofthem,inGaul,afteryouvanquishedVercingetorix。

Didyousparehim,withallyourclemency?Wasthatvengeance?

CAESAR。No,bythegods!Wouldthatithadbeen!Vengeanceatleastishuman。No,Isay:thoseseveredrighthands,andthebraveVercingetorixbaselystrangledinavaultbeneaththeCapitol,were(withshudderingsatire)awiseseverity,anecessaryprotectiontothecommonwealth,adutyofstatesmanship——folliesandfictionstentimesbloodierthanhonestvengeance!WhatafoolwasIthen!Tothinkthatmen’slivesshouldbeatthemercyofsuchfools!(Humbly)LuciusSeptimius,pardonme:whyshouldtheslayerofVercingetorixrebuketheslayerofPompey?Youarefreetogowiththerest。Orstayifyouwill:Iwillfindaplaceforyouinmyservice。

LUCIUS。Theoddsareagainstyou,Caesar。Igo。(Heturnstogooutthroughtheloggia。)

RUFIO(fullofwrathatseeinghispreyescaping)。ThatmeansthatheisaRepublican。

LUCIUS(turningdefiantlyontheloggiasteps)。Andwhatareyou?

RUFIO。ACaesarian,likeallCaesar’ssoldiers。

CAESAR(courteously)。Lucius:believeme,CaesarisnoCaesarian。

WereRomeatruerepublic,thenwereCaesarthefirstofRepublicans。Butyouhavemadeyourchoice。Farewell。

LUCIUS。Farewell。Come,Achillas,whilstthereisyettime。

Caesar,seeingthatRufio’stemperthreatenstogettheworseofhim,putshishandonhisshoulderandbringshimdownthehalloutofharm’sway,BritannusaccompanyingthemandpostinghimselfonCaesar’srighthand。ThismovementbringsthethreeinalittlegrouptotheplaceoccupiedbyAchillas,whomoveshaughtilyawayandjoinsTheodotusontheotherside。LuciusSeptimiusgoesoutthroughthesoldiersintheloggia。Pothinus,TheodotusandAchillasfollowhimwiththecourtiers,verymistrustfulofthesoldiers,whocloseupintheirrearandgooutafterthem,keepingthemmovingwithoutmuchceremony。TheKingisleftinhischair,piteous,obstinate,withtwitchingfaceandfingers。DuringthesemovementsRufiomaintainsanenergeticgrumbling,asfollows:——

RUFIO(asLuciusdeparts)。Doyousupposehewouldletusgoifhehadourheadsinhishands?

CAESAR。Ihavenorighttosupposethathiswaysareanybaserthanmine。

RUFIO。Psha!

CAESAR。Rufio:ifItakeLuciusSeptimiusformymodel,andbecomeexactlylikehim,ceasingtobeCaesar,willyouservemestill?

BRITANNUS。Caesar:thisisnotgoodsense。YourdutytoRomedemandsthatherenemiesshouldbepreventedfromdoingfurthermischief。(Caesar,whosedelightinthemoraleye-to-businessofhisBritishsecretaryisinexhaustible,smilesintelligently。)

RUFIO。Itisnousetalkingtohim,Britannus:youmaysaveyourbreathtocoolyourporridge。Butmarkthis,Caesar。Clemencyisverywellforyou;butwhatisitforyoursoldiers,whohavetofighttomorrowthemenyousparedyesterday?Youmaygivewhatordersyouplease;butItellyouthatyournextvictorywillbeamassacre,thankstoyourclemency。I,forone,willtakenoprisoners。Iwillkillmyenemiesinthefield;andthenyoucanpreachasmuchclemencyasyouplease:Ishallneverhavetofightthemagain。Andnow,withyourleave,Iwillseethesegentryoffthepremises。(Heturnstogo。)

CAESAR(turningalsoandseeingPtolemy)。What!Havetheylefttheboyalone!Ohshame,shame!

RUFIO(takingPtolemy’shandandmakinghimrise)。Come,yourmajesty!

PTOLEMY(toCaesar,drawingawayhishandfromRufio)。Isheturningmeoutofmypalace?

RUFIO(grimly)。Youarewelcometostayifyouwish。

CAESAR(kindly)。Go,myboy。Iwillnotharmyou;butyouwillbesaferaway,amongyourfriends。Hereyouareinthelion’smouth。

PTOLEMY(turningtogo)。ItisnotthelionIfear,but(lookingatRufio)thejackal。(Hegoesoutthroughtheloggia。)

CAESAR(laughingapprovingly)。Braveboy!

CLEOPATRA(jealousofCaesar’sapprobation,callingafterPtolemy)。Littlesilly。Youthinkthatveryclever。

CAESAR。Britannus:AttendtheKing。GivehiminchargetothatPothinusfellow。(BritannusgoesoutafterPtolemy。)

RUFIO(pointingtoCleopatra)。Andthispieceofgoods?WhatistobedonewithHER?However,IsupposeImayleavethattoyou。

(Hegoesoutthroughtheloggia。)

CLEOPATRA(flushingsuddenlyandturningonCaesar)。Didyoumeanmetogowiththerest?

CAESAR(alittlepreoccupied,goeswithasightoPtolemy’schair,whilstshewaitsforhisanswerwithredcheeksandclenchedfists)。Youarefreetodojustasyouplease,Cleopatra。

CLEOPATRA。ThenyoudonotcarewhetherIstayornot?

CAESAR(smiling)。OfcourseIhadratheryoustayed。

CLEOPATRA。Much,MUCHrather?

CAESAR(nodding)。Much,muchrather。

CLEOPATRA。ThenIconsenttostay,becauseIamasked。ButIdonotwantto,mind。

CAESAR。Thatisquiteunderstood。(Calling)Totateeta。

Ftatateeta,stillseated,turnshereyesonhimwithasinisterexpression,butdoesnotmove。

CLEOPATRA(withasplutteroflaughter)。HernameisnotTotateeta:itisFtatateeta。(Calling)Ftatateeta。(FtatateetainstantlyrisesandcomestoCleopatra。)

CAESAR(stumblingoverthename)。FtatafeetawillforgivetheerringtongueofaRoman。Tota:theQueenwillholdherstatehereinAlexandria。Engagewomentoattenduponher;anddoallthatisneedful。

FTATATEETA。AmIthenthemistressoftheQueen’shousehold?

CLEOPATRA(sharply)。No:IamthemistressoftheQueen’shousehold。Goanddoasyouaretold,orIwillhaveyouthrownintotheNilethisveryafternoon,topoisonthepoorcrocodiles。

CAESAR(shocked)。Ohno,no。

CLEOPATRA。Ohyes,yes。Youareverysentimental,Caesar;butyouareclever;andifyoudoasItellyou,youwillsoonlearntogovern。

Caesar,quitedumbfoundedbythisimpertinence,turnsinhischairandstaresather。

Ftatateeta,smilinggrimly,andshowingasplendidsetofteeth,goes,leavingthemalonetogether。

CAESAR。Cleopatra:IreallythinkImusteatyou,afterall。

CLEOPATRA(kneelingbesidehimandlookingathimwitheagerinterest,halfreal,halfaffectedtoshowhowintelligentsheis)。YoumustnottalktomenowasifIwereachild。

CAESAR。YouhavebeengrowingupsincetheSphinxintroducedustheothernight;andyouthinkyouknowmorethanIdoalready。

CLFOPATRA(takendown,andanxioustojustifyherself)。No:thatwouldbeverysillyofme:ofcourseIknowthat。But,(suddenly)

areyouangrywithme?

CAESAR。No。

CLEOPATRA(onlyhalfbelievinghim)。Thenwhyareyousothoughtful?

CAESAR(rising)。Ihaveworktodo,Cleopatra。

CLEOPATRA(drawingback)。Work!(Offended)Youaretiredoftalkingtome;andthatisyourexcusetogetawayfromme。

CAESAR(sittingdownagaintoappeaseher)。Well,well:anotherminute。Butthen——work!

CLFOPATRA。Work!Whatnonsense!YoumustrememberthatyouareaKingnow:Ihavemadeyouone。Kingsdon’twork。

CAESAR。Oh!Whotoldyouthat,littlekitten?Eh?

CLEOPATRA。MyfatherwasKingofEgypt;andheneverworked。ButhewasagreatKing,andcutoffmysister’sheadbecausesherebelledagainsthimandtookthethronefromhim。

CAESAR。Well;andhowdidhegethisthronebackagain?

CLEOPATRA(eagerly,hereyeslightingup)。Iwilltellyou。A

beautifulyoungman,withstrongroundarms,cameoverthedesertwithmanyhorsemen,andslewmysister’shusbandandgavemyfatherbackhisthrone。(Wistfully)Iwasonlytwelvethen。Oh,I

wishhewouldcomeagain,nowthatIamaQueen。Iwouldmakehimmyhusband。

CAESAR。Itmightbemanaged,perhaps;foritwasIwhosentthatbeautifulyoungmantohelpyourfather。

CLEOPATRA(enraptured)。Youknowhim!

CAESAR(nodding)。Ido。

CLEOPATRA。Hashecomewithyou?(Caesarshakeshishead:sheiscruellydisappointed。)Oh,Iwishhehad,Iwishhehad。IfonlyIwerealittleolder;sothathemightnotthinkmeamerekitten,asyoudo!ButperhapsthatisbecauseYOUareold。Heismany,MANYyearsyoungerthanyou,ishenot?

CAESAR(asifswallowingapill)。Heissomewhatyounger。

CLEOPATRA。Wouldhebemyhusband,doyouthink,ifIaskedhim?

CAESAR。Verylikely。

CLEOPATRA。ButIshouldnotliketoaskhim。Couldyounotpersuadehimtoaskme——withoutknowingthatIwantedhimto?

CAESAR(touchedbyherinnocenceofthebeautifulyoungman’scharacter)。Mypoorchild!

CLEOPATRA。Whydoyousaythatasifyouweresorryforme?Doesheloveanyoneelse?

CAESAR。Iamafraidso。

CLEOPATRA(tearfully)。ThenIshallnotbehisfirstlove。

CAESAR。Notquitethefirst。Heisgreatlyadmiredbywomen。

CLEOPATRA。IwishIcouldbethefirst。Butifhelovesme,I

willmakehimkillalltherest。Tellme:ishestillbeautiful?

Dohisstrongroundarmsshineinthesunlikemarble?

CAESAR。Heisinexcellentcondition——consideringhowmuchheeatsanddrinks。

CLEOPATRA。Oh,youmustnotsaycommon,earthlythingsabouthim;

forIlovehim。Heisagod。

CAESAR。Heisagreatcaptainofhorsemen,andswifteroffootthananyotherRoman。

CLEOPATRA。Whatishisrealname?

CAESAR(puzzled)。HisREALname?

CLEOPATRA。Yes。IalwayscallhimHorus,becauseHorusisthemostbeautifulofourgods。ButIwanttoknowhisrealname。

CAESAR。HisnameisMarkAntony。

CLEOPATRA(musically)。MarkAntony,MarkAntony,MarkAntony!

Whatabeautifulname!(ShethrowsherarmsroundCaesar’sneck。)

Oh,howIloveyouforsendinghimtohelpmyfather!Didyoulovemyfatherverymuch?

CAESAR。No,mychild;butyourfather,asyousay,neverworked。

Ialwayswork。Sowhenhelosthiscrownhehadtopromiseme16,000talentstogetitbackforhim。

CLEOPATRA。Didheeverpayyou?

CAESAR。Notinfull。

CLEOPATRA。Hewasquiteright:itwastoodear。Thewholeworldisnotworth16,000talents。

CAESAR。Thatisperhapstrue,Cleopatra。ThoseEgyptianswhoworkpaidasmuchofitashecoulddragfromthem。Therestisstilldue。ButasImostlikelyshallnotgetit,Imustgobacktomywork。Soyoumustrunawayforalittleandsendmysecretarytome。

CLEOPATRA(coaxing)。No:IwanttostayandhearyoutalkaboutMarkAntony。

CAESAR。ButifIdonotgettowork,Pothinusandtherestofthemwillcutusofffromtheharbor;andthenthewayfromRomewillbeblocked。

CLEOPATRA。Nomatter:Idon’twantyoutogobacktoRome。

CAESAR。ButyouwantMarkAntonytocomefromit。

CLEOPATRA(springingup)。Ohyes,yes,yes:Iforgot。Goquicklyandwork,Caesar;andkeepthewayovertheseaopenformyMarkAntony。(Sherunsoutthroughtheloggia,kissingherhandtoMarkAntonyacrossthesea。)

CAESAR(goingbrisklyupthemiddleofthehalltotheloggiasteps)。Ho,Britannus。(HeisstartledbytheentryofawoundedRomansoldier,whoconfrontshimfromtheupperstep。)Whatnow?

SOLDIER(pointingtohisbandagedhead)。This,Caesar;andtwoofmycomradeskilledinthemarketplace。

CAESAR(quietbutattending)。Ay。Why?

SOLDIER。ThereisanarmycometoAlexandria,callingitselftheRomanarmy。

CAESAR。TheRomanarmyofoccupation。Ay?

SOLDIER。CommandedbyoneAchillas。

CAESAR。Well?

SOLDIER。Thecitizensroseagainstuswhenthearmyenteredthegates。Iwaswithtwoothersinthemarketplacewhenthenewscame。Theysetuponus。Icutmywayout;andhereIam。

CAESAR。Good。Iamgladtoseeyoualive。(Rufioenterstheloggiahastily,passingbehindthesoldiertolookoutthroughoneofthearchesatthequaybeneath。)Rufio,wearebesieged。

RUFIO。What!Already?

CAESAR。Nowortomorrow:whatdoesitmatter?WeSHALLbebesieged。

Britannusrunsin。

BRITANNUS。Caesar——

CAESAR(anticipatinghim)。Yes:Iknow。(RufioandBritannuscomedownthehallfromtheloggiaatoppositesides,pastCaesar,whowaitsforamomentnearthesteptosaytothesoldier。)Comrade:

givethewordtoturnoutonthebeachandstandbytheboats。

Getyourwoundattendedto。Go。(Thesoldierhurriesout。CaesarcomesdownthehallbetweenRufioandBritannus)Rufio:wehavesomeshipsinthewestharbor。Burnthem。

RUFIO(staring)。Burnthem!!

CAESAR。Takeeveryboatwehaveintheeastharbor,andseizethePharos——thatislandwiththelighthouse。Leavehalfourmenbehindtoholdthebeachandthequayoutsidethispalace:thatisthewayhome。

RUFIO(disapprovingstrongly)。Arewetogiveupthecity?

CAESAR。Wehavenotgotit,Rufio。Thispalacewehave;and——whatisthatbuildingnextdoor?

RUFIO。Thetheatre。

CAESAR。Wewillhavethattoo:itcommandsthestrand,fortherest,EgyptfortheEgyptians!

RUFIO。Well,youknowbest,Isuppose。Isthatall?

CAESAR。Thatisall。Arethoseshipsburntyet?

RUFIO。Beeasy:Ishallwastenomoretime。(Herunsout。)

BRITANNUS。Caesar:Pothinusdemandsspeechofyou。It’smyopinionheneedsalesson。Hismannerismostinsolent。

CAESAR。Whereishe?

BRITANNUS。Hewaitswithout。

CAESAR。Hothere!AdmitPothinus。

Pothinusappearsintheloggia,andcomesdownthehallveryhaughtilytoCaesar’slefthand。

CAESAR。Well,Pothinus?

POTHINUS。Ihavebroughtyouourultimatum,Caesar。

CAESAR。Ultimatum!Thedoorwasopen:youshouldhavegoneoutthroughitbeforeyoudeclaredwar。Youaremyprisonernow。(Hegoestothechairandloosenshistoga。)

POTHINUS(scornfully)。IYOURprisoner!DoyouknowthatyouareinAlexandria,andthatKingPtolemy,withanarmyoutnumberingyourlittletroopahundredtoone,isinpossessionofAlexandria?

CAESAR(unconcernedlytakingoffhistogaandthrowingitonthechair)。Well,myfriend,getoutifyoucan。AndtellyourfriendsnottokillanymoreRomansinthemarketplace。

Otherwisemysoldiers,whodonotsharemycelebratedclemency,willprobablykillyou。Britannus:Passthewordtotheguard;

andfetchmyarmor。(Britannusrunsout。Rufioreturns。)Well?

RUFIO(pointingfromtheloggiatoacloudofsmokedriftingovertheharbor)。Seethere!(Pothinusrunseagerlyupthestepstolookout。)

CAESAR。What,ablazealready!Impossible!

RUFIO。Yes,fivegoodships,andabargeladenwithoilgrappledtoeach。Butitisnotmydoing:theEgyptianshavesavedmethetrouble。Theyhavecapturedthewestharbor。

CAESAR(anxiously)。Andtheeastharbor?Thelighthouse,Rufio?

RUFIO(withasuddensplutterofragingillusage,comingdowntoCaesarandscoldinghim)。CanIembarkalegioninfiveminutes?

Thefirstcohortisalreadyonthebeach。Wecandonomore。Ifyouwantfasterwork,comeanddoityourself?

CAESAR(soothinghim)。Good,good。Patience,Rufio,patience。

RUFIO。Patience!Whoisimpatienthere,youorI?WouldIbehere,ifIcouldnotoverseethemfromthatbalcony?

CAESAR。Forgiveme,Rufio;and(anxiously)hurrythemasmuchas——

Heisinterruptedbyanoutcryasofanoldmanintheextremityofmisfortune。Itdrawsnearrapidly;andTheodotusrushesin,tearinghishair,andsqueakingthemostlamentableexclamations。

Rufiostepsbacktostareathim,amazedathisfranticcondition。Pothinusturnstolisten。

THEODOTUS(onthesteps,withupliftedarms)。Horrorunspeakable!

Woe,alas!Help!

RUFIO。Whatnow?

CAESAR(frowning)。Whoisslain?

THEODOTUS。Slain!Oh,worsethanthedeathoftenthousandmen!

Lossirreparabletomankind!

RUFIO。Whathashappened,man?

THEODOTUS(rushingdownthehallbetweenthem)。Thefirehasspreadfromyourships。Thefirstofthesevenwondersoftheworldperishes。ThelibraryofAlexandriaisinflames。

RUFIO。Psha!(Quiterelieved,hegoesuptotheloggiaandwatchesthepreparationsofthetroopsonthebeach。)

CAESAR。Isthatall?

THEODOTUS(unabletobelievehissenses)。All!Caesar:willyougodowntoposterityasabarbaroussoldiertooignoranttoknowthevalueofbooks?

CAESAR。Theodotus:Iamanauthormyself;andItellyouitisbetterthattheEgyptiansshouldlivetheirlivesthandreamthemawaywiththehelpofbooks。

THEODOTUS(kneeling,withgenuineliteraryemotion:thepassionofthepedant)。Caesar:onceintengenerationsofmen,theworldgainsanimmortalbook。

CAESAR(inflexible)。Ifitdidnotflattermankind,thecommonexecutionerwouldburnit。

THEODOTUS。Withouthistory,deathwouldlayyoubesideyourmeanestsoldier。

CAESAR。Deathwilldothatinanycase。Iasknobettergrave。

THEODOTUS。Whatisburningthereisthememoryofmankind。

CAESAR。Ashamefulmemory。Letitburn。

THEODOTUS(wildly)。Willyoudestroythepast?

CAESAR。Ay,andbuildthefuturewithitsruins。(Theodotus,indespair,strikeshimselfonthetempleswithhisfists。)Butharken,Theodotus,teacherofkings:youwhovaluedPompey’sheadnomorethanashepherdvaluesanonion,andwhonowkneeltome,withtearsinyouroldeyes,topleadforafewsheepskinsscrawledwitherrors。Icannotspareyouamanorabucketofwaterjustnow;butyoushallpassfreelyoutofthepalace。Now,awaywithyoutoAchillas;andborrowhislegionstoputoutthefire。(Hehurrieshimtothesteps。)

POTHINUS(significantly)。Youunderstand,Theodotus:Iremainaprisoner。

THEODOTUS。Aprisoner!

CAESAR。Willyoustaytotalkwhilstthememoryofmankindisburning?(Callingthroughtheloggia)Hothere!PassTheodotusout。(ToTheodotus)Awaywithyou。

THEODOTUS(toPothinus)。Imustgotosavethelibrary。(Hehurriesout。)

CAESAR。Followhimtothegate,Pothinus。Bidhimurgeyourpeopletokillnomoreofmysoldiers,foryoursake。

POTHINUS。Mylifewillcostyoudearifyoutakeit,Caesar。(HegoesoutafterTheodotus。)

Rufio,absorbedinwatchingtheembarkation,doesnotnoticethedepartureofthetwoEgyptians。

RUFIO(shoutingfromtheloggiatothebeach)。Allready,there?

ACENTURION(frombelow)。Allready。WewaitforCaesar。

CAESAR。TellthemCaesariscoming——therogues!(Calling)

Britannicus。(Thismagniloquentversionofhissecretary’snameisoneofCaesar’sjokes。Inlateryearsitwouldhavemeant,quiteseriouslyandofficially,ConquerorofBritain。)

RUFIO(callingdown)。Pushoff,allexceptthelongboat。Standbyittoembark,Caesar’sguardthere。(Heleavesthebalconyandcomesdownintothehall。)WherearethoseEgyptians?Isthismoreclemency?Haveyouletthemgo?

CAESAR(chuckling)。IhaveletTheodotusgotosavethelibrary。

Wemustrespectliterature,Rufio。

RUFIO(raging)。Follyonfolly’shead!IbelieveifyoucouldbringbackallthedeadofSpain,GaulandThessalytolife,youwoulddoitthatwemighthavethetroubleoffightingthemoveragain。

CAESAR。Mightnotthegodsdestroytheworldiftheironlythoughtweretobeatpeacenextyear?(Rufio,outofallpatience,turnsawayinanger。Caesarsuddenlygripshissleeve,andaddsslylyinhisear。)Besides,myfriend:everyEgyptianweimprisonmeansimprisoningtwoRomansoldierstoguardhim。Eh?

RUFIO。Agh!Imighthaveknowntherewassomefox’strickbehindyourfinetalking。(HegetsawayfromCaesarwithanill-humoredshrug,andgoestothebalconyforanotherlookatthepreparations;finallygoesout。)

CAESAR。IsBritannusasleep?Isenthimformyarmoranhourago。

(Calling)Britannicus,thouBritishislander。Britannicus!

Cleopatra,runsinthroughtheloggiawithCaesar’shelmetandsword,snatchedfromBritannus,whofollowsherwithacuirassandgreaves。TheycomedowntoCaesar,shetohislefthand,Britannustohisright。

CLEOPATRA。Iamgoingtodressyou,Caesar。Sitdown。(Heobeys。)

TheseRomanhelmetsaresobecoming!(Shetakesoffhiswreath。)

Oh!(Sheburstsoutlaughingathim。)

CAESAR。Whatareyoulaughingat?

CLEOPATRA。You’rebald(beginningwithabigB,andendingwithasplutter)。

CAESAR(almostannoyed)。Cleopatra!(Herises,fortheconvenienceofBritannus,whoputsthecuirassonhim。)

CLEOPATRA。Sothatiswhyyouwearthewreath——tohideit。

BRITANNUS。Peace,Egyptian:theyarethebaysoftheconqueror。

(Hebucklesthecuirass。)

CLEOPATRA。Peace,thou:islander!(ToCaesar)Youshouldrubyourheadwithstrongspiritsofsugar,Caesar。Thatwillmakeitgrow。

CAESAR(withawryface)。Cleopatra:doyouliketoberemindedthatyouareveryyoung?

CLEOPATRA(pouting)。No。

CAESAR(sittingdownagain,andsettingouthislegforBritannus,whokneelstoputonhisgreaves)。NeitherdoIliketoberemindedthatIam——middleaged。Letmegiveyoutenofmysuperfluousyears。Thatwillmakeyou26andleavemeonly——nomatter。Isitabargain?

CLEOPATRA。Agreed。26,mind。(Sheputsthehelmetonhim。)Oh!

Hownice!Youlookonlyabout50init!

BRITANNUS(LookingupseverelyatCleopatra)。YoumustnotspeakinthismannertoCaesar。

CLEOPATRA。IsittruethatwhenCaesarcaughtyouonthatisland,youwerepaintedalloverblue?

BRITANNUS。BlueisthecolorwornbyallBritonsofgoodstanding。Inwarwestainourbodiesblue;sothatthoughourenemiesmaystripusofourclothesandourlives,theycannotstripusofourrespectability。(Herises。)

CLEOPATRA(withCaesar’ssword)。Letmehangthison。Nowyoulooksplendid。HavetheymadeanystatuesofyouinRome?

CAESAR。Yes,manystatues。

CLEOPATRA。Youmustsendforoneandgiveittome。

RUFIO(comingbackintotheloggia,moreimpatientthanever)。

NowCaesar:haveyoudonetalking?Themomentyourfootisaboardtherewillbenoholdingourmenback:theboatswillraceoneanotherforthelighthouse。

CAESAR(drawinghisswordandtryingtheedge)。Isthiswellsetto-day,Britannicus?AtPharsaliaitwasasbluntasabarrel-hoop。

BRITANNUS。ItwillsplitoneoftheEgyptian’shairsto-day,Caesar。Ihavesetitmyself。

CLEOPATRA(suddenlythrowingherarmsinterrorroundCaesar)。

Oh,youarenotreallygoingintobattletobekilled?

CAESAR。No,Cleopatra。Nomangoestobattletobekilled。

CLEOPATRA。ButtheyDOgetkilled。Mysister’shusbandwaskilledinbattle。Youmustnotgo。LetHIMgo(pointingtoRufio。Theyalllaughather)。Ohplease,PLEASEdon’tgo。WhatwillhappentoMEifyounevercomeback?

CAESAR(gravely)。Areyouafraid?

CLEOPATRA(shrinking)。No。

CAESAR(withquietauthority)。Gotothebalcony;andyoushallseeustakethePharos。Youmustlearntolookonbattles。Go。

(Shegoes,downcast,andlooksoutfromthebalcony。)Thatiswell。Now,Rufio。March。

CLEOPATRA(suddenlyclappingherhands)。Oh,youwillnotbeabletogo!

CAESAR。Why?Whatnow?

CLEOPATRA。Theyaredryinguptheharborwithbuckets——amultitudeofsoldiers——overthere(pointingoutacrosstheseatoherleft)——theyaredippingupthewater。

RUFIO(hasteningtolook)。Itistrue。TheEgyptianarmy!

Crawlingovertheedgeofthewestharborlikelocusts。(WithsuddenangerhestridesdowntoCaesar。)Thisisyouraccursedclemency,Caesar。Theodotushasbroughtthem。

CAESAR(delightedathisowncleverness)。Imeanthimto,Rufio。

Theyhavecometoputoutthefire。Thelibrarywillkeepthembusywhilstweseizethelighthouse。Eh?(Herushesoutbuoyantlythroughtheloggia,followedbyBritannus。)

RUFIO(disgustedly)。Morefoxing!Agh!(Herushesoff。AshoutfromthesoldiersannouncestheappearanceofCaesarbelow)。

CENTURION(below)。Allaboard。Givewaythere。(Anothershout。)

CLEOPATRA(wavingherscarfthroughtheloggiaarch)。Goodbye,goodbye,dearCaesar。Comebacksafe。Goodbye!

ACTIII

Theedgeofthequayinfrontofthepalace,lookingoutwestovertheeastharborofAlexandriatoPharosisland,justofftheendofwhich,andconnectedwithitbyanarrowmole,isthefamouslighthouse,agiganticsquaretowerofwhitemarblediminishinginsizestoreybystoreytothetop,onwhichstandsacressetbeacon。TheislandisjoinedtothemainlandbytheHeptastadium,agreatmoleorcausewayfivemileslongboundingtheharboronthesouth。

InthemiddleofthequayaRomansentinelstandsonguard,piluminhand,lookingouttothelighthousewithstrainedattention,hislefthandshadinghiseyes。Thepilumisastoutwoodenshaft41feetlong,withanironspitaboutthreefeetlongfixedinit。ThesentinelissoabsorbedthathedoesnotnoticetheapproachfromthenorthendofthequayoffourEgyptianmarketporterscarryingrollsofcarpet,precededbyFtatateetaandApollodorustheSicilian。Apollodorusisadashingyoungmanofabout24,handsomeanddebonair,dressedwithdeliberateastheticisminthemostdelicatepurplesanddovegreys,withornamentsofbronze,oxydizedsilver,andstonesofjadeandagate。Hissword,designedascarefullyasamedievalcross,hasabluedbladeshowingthroughanopenworkscabbardofpurpleleatherandfilagree。Theporters,conductedbyFtatateeta,passalongthequaybehindthesentineltothestepsofthepalace,wheretheyputdowntheirbalesandsquatontheground。

Apollodorusdoesnotpassalongwiththem:hehalts,amusedbythepreoccupationofthesentinel。

APOLLODORUS(callingtothesentinel)。Whogoesthere,eh?

SENTINEL(startingviolentlyandturningwithhispilumatthecharge,revealinghimselfasasmall,wiry,sandy-haired,conscientiousyoungmanwithanelderlyface)。What’sthis?

Stand。Whoareyou?

APOLLODORUS。IamApollodorustheSicilian。Why,man,whatareyoudreamingof?SinceIcamethroughthelinesbeyondthetheatrethere,Ihavebroughtmycaravanpastthreesentinels,allsobusystaringatthelighthousethatnotoneofthemchallengedme。IsthisRomandiscipline?

SENTINEL。Wearenotheretowatchthelandbutthewater。CaesarhasjustlandedonthePharos。(LookingatFtatateeta)Whathaveyouhere?WhoisthispieceofEgyptiancrockery?

FTATATEETA。Apollodorus:rebukethisRomandog;andbidhimbridlehistongueinthepresenceofFtatateeta,themistressoftheQueen’shousehold。

APOLLODORUS。Myfriend:thisisagreatlady,whostandshighwithCaesar。

SENTINEL(notatallimpressed,pointingtothecarpets)。Andwhatisallthistruck?

APOLLODORUS。CarpetsforthefurnishingoftheQueen’sapartmentsinthepalace。Ihavepickedthemfromthebestcarpetsintheworld;andtheQueenshallchoosethebestofmychoosing。

SENTINEL。Soyouarethecarpetmerchant?

APOLLODORUS(hurt)。Myfriend:Iamapatrician。

SENTINEL。Apatrician!Apatriciankeepingashopinsteadoffollowingarms!

APOLLODORUS。Idonotkeepashop。Mineisatempleofthearts。

Iamaworshipperofbeauty。MycallingistochoosebeautifulthingsforbeautifulQueens。MymottoisArtforArt’ssake。

SENTINEL。Thatisnotthepassword。

APOLLODORUS。Itisauniversalpassword。

SENTINEL。Iknownothingaboutuniversalpasswords。Eithergivemethepasswordforthedayorgetbacktoyourshop。

Ftatateeta,rousedbyhishostiletone,stealstowardstheedgeofthequaywiththestepofapanther,andgetsbehindhim。

APOLLODORUS。HowifIdoneither?

SENTINEL。ThenIwilldrivethispilumthroughyou。

APOLLODORUS。Atyourservice,myfriend。(Hedrawshissword,andspringstohisguardwithunruffledgrace。)

FTATATEETA(suddenlyseizingthesentinel’sarmsfrombehind)。

Thrustyourknifeintothedog’sthroat,Apollodorus。(ThechivalrousApollodoruslaughinglyshakeshishead;breaksgroundawayfromthesentineltowardsthepalace;andlowershispoint。)

SENTINEL(strugglingvainly)。Curseonyou!Letmego。Helpho!

FTATATEETA(liftinghimfromtheground)。StabthelittleRomanreptile。Spithimonyoursword。

AcoupleofRomansoldiers,withacenturion,comerunningalongtheedgeofthequayfromthenorthend。Theyrescuetheircomrade,andthrowoffFtatateeta,whoissentreelingawayonthelefthandofthesentinel。

CENTURION(anunattractivemanoffifty,shortinhisspeechandmanners,withavinewoodcudgelinhishand)。Hownow?Whatisallthis?

FTATATEETA(toApollodorus)。Whydidyounotstabhim?Therewastime!

APOLLODORUS。Centurion:IamherebyorderoftheQueento——

CENTURION(interruptinghim)。TheQueen!Yes,yes:(tothesentinel)passhimin。PassallthesebazaarpeopleintotheQueen,withtheirgoods。Butmindyoupassnooneoutthatyouhavenotpassedin——noteventheQueenherself。

SENTINEL。Thisoldwomanisdangerous:sheisasstrongasthreemen。Shewantedthemerchanttostabme。

APOLLODORUS。Centurion:Iamnotamerchant。IamapatricianandavotaryofartCENTURION。Isthewomanyourwife?

APOLLODORUS(horrified)。No,no!(Correctinghimselfpolitely)

Notthattheladyisnotastrikingfigureinherownway。But(emphatically)sheisNOTmywife。

FTATATEETA(totheCenturion)。Roman:IamFtatateeta,themistressoftheQueen’shousehold。

CENTURION。Keepyourhandsoffourmen,mistress;orIwillhaveyoupitchedintotheharbor,thoughyouwereasstrongastenmen。(Tohismen)Toyourposts:march!(Hereturnswithhismenthewaytheycame。)

FTATATEETA(lookingmalignantlyafterhim)。WeshallseewhomIsislovesbest:herservantFtatateetaoradogofaRoman。

SENTINEL(toApollodorus,withawaveofhispilumtowardsthepalace)。Passinthere;andkeepyourdistance。(TurningtoFtatateeta)Comewithinayardofme,youoldcrocodile;andI

willgiveyouthis(thepilum)inyourjaws。

CLEOPATRA(callingfromthepalace)。Ftatateeta,Ftatateeta。

FTATATEETA(Lookingup,scandalized)。Gofromthewindow,gofromthewindow。Therearemenhere。

CLEOPATRA。Iamcomingdown。

FTATATEETA(distracted)。No,no。Whatareyoudreamingof?Oyegods,yegods!Apollodorus:bidyourmenpickupyourbales;andinwithmequickly。

APOLLODORUS。ObeythemistressoftheQueen’shousehold。

FTATATEETA(impatiently,astheportersstooptoliftthebales)。

Quick,quick:shewillbeoutuponus。(CleopatracomesfromthepalaceandrunsacrossthequaytoFtatateeta。)OhthateverI

wasborn!

CLEOPATRA(eagerly)。Ftatateeta:Ihavethoughtofsomething。I

wantaboat——atonce。

FTATATEETA。Aboat!No,no:youcannot。Apollodorus:speaktotheQueen。

APOLLODORUS(gallantly)。BeautifulQueen:IamApollodorustheSicilian,yourservant,fromthebazaar。IhavebroughtyouthethreemostbeautifulPersiancarpetsintheworldtochoosefrom。

CLEOPATRA。Ihavenotimeforcarpetsto-day。Getmeaboat。

FTATATEETA。Whatwhimisthis?Youcannotgoonthewaterexceptintheroyalbarge。

APOLLODORUS。Royalty,Ftatateeta,liesnotinthebargebutintheQueen。(ToCleopatra)Thetouchofyourmajesty’sfootonthegunwaleofthemeanestboatintheharborwillmakeitroyal。

(Heturnstotheharborandcallsseaward)Hothere,boatman!

Pullintothesteps。

CLEOPATRA。Apollodorus:youaremyperfectknight;andIwillalwaysbuymycarpetsthroughyou。(Apollodorusbowsjoyously。Anoarappearsabovethequay;andtheboatman,abullet-headed,vivacious,grinningfellow,burntalmostblackbythesun,comesupaflightofstepsfromthewateronthesentinel’sright,oarinhand,andwaitsatthetop。)Canyourow,Apollodorus?

APOLLODORUS。Myoarsshallbeyourmajesty’swings。WhithershallIrowmyQueen?Tothelighthouse。Come。(Shemakesforthesteps。)

SENTINEL(opposingherwithhispilumatthecharge)。Stand。Youcannotpass。

CLEOPATRA(flushingangrily)。Howdareyou?DoyouknowthatIamtheQueen?

SENTINEL。Ihavemyorders。Youcannotpass。

CLEOPATRA。IwillmakeCaesarhaveyoukilledifyoudonotobeyme。

SENTINEL。HewilldoworsetomeifIdisobeymyofficer。Standback。

CLEOPATRA。Ftatateeta:stranglehim。

SENTINEL(alarmed——lookingapprehensivelyatFtatateeta,andbrandishinghispilum)。Keepoffthere。

CLEOPATRA(runningtoApollodorus)。Apollodorus:makeyourslaveshelpus。

APOLLODORUS。Ishallnotneedtheirhelp,lady。(Hedrawshissword。)Nowsoldier:choosewhichweaponyouwilldefendyourselfwith。Shallitbeswordagainstpilum,orswordagainstsword?

SENTINEL。RomanagainstSicilian,curseyou。Takethat。(HehurlshispilumatApollodorus,whodropsexpertlyononeknee。Thepilumpasseswhizzingoverhisheadandfallsharmless。

Apollodorus,withacryoftriumph,springsupandattacksthesentinel,whodrawshisswordanddefendshimself,crying)Hothere,guard。Help!

Cleopatra,halffrightened,halfdelighted,takesrefugenearthepalace,wheretheportersaresquattingamongthebales。Theboatman,alarmed,hurriesdownthestepsoutofharm’sway,butstops,withhisheadjustvisibleabovetheedgeofthequay,towatchthefight。ThesentinelishandicappedbyhisfearofanattackintherearfromFtatateeta。Hisswordsmanship,whichisofaroughandreadysort,isheavilytaxed,ashehasoccasionallytostrikeathertokeepheroffbetweenablowandaguardwithApollodorus。TheCenturionreturnswithseveralsoldiers。ApollodorusspringsbacktowardsCleopatraasthisreinforcementconfrontshim。

CENTURION(comingtothesentinel’srighthand)。Whatisthis?

Whatnow?

SENTINEL(panting)。Icoulddowellenoughformyselfifitweren’tfortheoldwoman。Keepheroffme:thatisallthehelpIneed。

CENTURION。Makeyourreport,soldier。Whathashappened?

FTATATEETA。Centurion:hewouldhaveslaintheQueen。

SENTINEL(bluntly)。Iwould,soonerthanletherpass。Shewantedtotakeboat,andgo——soshesaid——tothelighthouse。Istoppedher,asIwasorderedto;andshesetthisfellowonme。(Hegoestopickuphispilumandreturnstohisplacewithit。)

CENTURION(turningtoCleopatra)。Cleopatra:Iamloathtooffendyou;butwithoutCaesar’sexpressorderwedarenotletyoupassbeyondtheRomanlines。

APOLLODORUS。Well,Centurion;andhasnotthelighthousebeenwithintheRomanlinessinceCaesarlandedthere?

CLEOPATRA。Yes,yes。Answerthat,ifyoucan。

CENTURION(toApollodorus)。Asforyou,Apollodorus,youmaythankthegodsthatyouarenotnailedtothepalacedoorwithapilumforyourmeddling。

APOLLODORUS(urbanely)。Mymilitaryfriend,Iwasnotborntobeslainbysouglyaweapon。WhenIfall,itwillbe(holdinguphissword)bythiswhitequeenofarms,theonlyweaponfitforanartist。Andnowthatyouareconvincedthatwedonotwanttogobeyondthelines,letmefinishkillingyoursentinelanddepartwiththeQueen。

CENTURION(asthesentinelmakesanangrydemonstration)。Peacethere。Cleopatra。Imustabidebymyorders,andnotbythesubtletiesofthisSicilian。Youmustwithdrawintothepalaceandexamineyourcarpetsthere。

CLEOPATRA(pouting)。Iwillnot:IamtheQueen。Caesardoesnotspeaktomeasyoudo。HaveCaesar’scenturionschangedmannerswithhisscullions?

CENTURION(sulkily)。Idomyduty。Thatisenoughforme。

APOLLODORUS。Majesty:whenastupidmanisdoingsomethingheisashamedof,healwaysdeclaresthatitishisduty。

CENTURION(angry)。Apollodorus——

APOLLODORUS(interruptinghimwithdefiantelegance)。Iwillmakeamendsforthatinsultwithmyswordatfittingtimeandplace。

Whosaysartist,saysduelist。(ToCleopatra)Hearmycounsel,staroftheeast。UntilwordcomestothesesoldiersfromCaesarhimself,youareaprisoner。Letmegotohimwithamessagefromyou,andapresent;andbeforethesunhasstoopedhalfwaytothearmsofthesea,IwillbringyoubackCaesar’sorderofrelease。

CENTURION(sneeringathim),AndyouwillselltheQueenthepresent,nodoubt。

APOLLODORUS。Centurion:theQueenshallhavefromme,withoutpayment,astheunforcedtributeofSiciliantastetoEgyptianbeauty,therichestofthesecarpetsforherpresenttoCaesar。

CLEOPATRA(exultantly,totheCenturion)。Nowyouseewhatanignorantcommoncreatureyouare!

CENTURION(curtly)。Well,afoolandhiswaresaresoonparted(Heturnstohismen)。Twomorementothisposthere;andseethatnooneleavesthepalacebutthismanandhismerchandize。

Ifhedrawshisswordagaininsidethelines,killhim。Toyourposts。March。

Hegoesout,leavingtwoauxiliarysentinelswiththeother。

APOLLODORUS(withpolitegoodfellowship)。Myfriends:willyounotenterthepalaceandburyourquarrelinabowlofwine?(Hetakesouthispurse,jinglingthecoinsinit。)TheQueenhaspresentsforyouall。

SENTINEL(verysulky)。Youheardourorders。Getaboutyourbusiness。

FIRSTAUXILIARY。Yes:yououghttoknowbetter。Offwithyou。

SECONDAUXILIARY(lookinglonginglyatthepurse——thissentinelisahooknosedman,unlikehiscomrade,whoissquabfaced)。Donottantalizeapoorman。

APOLLODORUS(toCleopatra)。PearlofQueens:theCenturionisathand;andtheRomansoldierisincorruptiblewhenhisofficerislooking。ImustcarryyourwordtoCaesar。

CLEOPATRA(whohasbeenmeditatingamongthecarpets)。Arethesecarpetsveryheavy?

APOLLODORUS。Itmattersnothowheavy。Thereareplentyofporters。

CLEOPATRA。Howdotheyputthecarpetsintoboats?Dotheythrowthemdown?

APOLLODORUS。Notintosmallboats,majesty。Itwouldsinkthem。

CLEOPATRA。Notintothatman’sboat,forinstance?(Pointingtotheboatman。)

APOLLODORUS。No。Toosmall。

CLEOPATRA。ButyoucantakeacarpettoCaesarinitifIsendone?

APOLLODORUS。Assuredly。

CLEOPATRA。Andyouwillhaveitcarriedgentlydownthestepsandtakegreatcareofit?

APOLLODORUS。Dependonme。

CLEOPATRA。Great,GREATcare?

APOLLODORUS。Morethanofmyownbody。

CLEOPATRA。Youwillpromisemenottolettheportersdropitorthrowitabout?

APOLLODORUS。Placethemostdelicateglassgobletinthepalaceintheheartoftheroll,Queen;andifitbebroken,myheadshallpayforit。

CLEOPATRA。Good。Come,Ftatateeta。(Ftatateetacomestoher。

Apollodorusofferstosquirethemintothepalace。)No,Apollodorus,youmustnotcome。Iwillchooseacarpetformyself。Youmustwaithere。(Sherunsintothepalace。)

APOLLODORUS(totheporters)。Followthislady(indicatingFtatateeta);andobeyher。

Theportersriseandtakeuptheirbales。

FTATATEETA(addressingtheportersasiftheywerevermin)。

Thisway。Andtakeyourshoesoffbeforeyouputyourfeetonthosestairs。

Shegoesin,followedbytheporterswiththecarpets。MeanwhileApollodorusgoestotheedgeofthequayandlooksoutovertheharbor。Thesentinelskeeptheireyesonhimmalignantly。

APOLLODORUS(addressingthesentinel)。Myfriend——

SENTINEL(rudely)。Silencethere。

FIRSTAUXILIARY。Shutyourmuzzle,you。

SECONDAUXILIARY(inahalfwhisper,glancingapprehensivelytowardsthenorthendofthequay)。Can’tyouwaitabit?

APOLLODORUS。Patience,worthythree-headeddonkey。(Theymutterferociously;butheisnotatallintimidated。)Listen:wereyousetheretowatchme,ortowatchtheEgyptians?

SENTINEL。Weknowourduty。

APOLLODORUS。Thenwhydon’tyoudoit?There’ssomethinggoingonoverthere。(Pointingsouthwestwardtothemole。)

SENTINEL(sulkily)。Idonotneedtobetoldwhattodobythelikeofyou。

APOLLODORUS。Blockhead。(Hebeginsshouting)Hothere,Centurion。

Hoiho!

SENTINEL。Curseyourmeddling。(Shouting)Hoiho!Alarm!Alarm!

FIRSTANDSECONDAUXILIARIES。Alarm!alarm!Hoiho!

TheCenturioncomesrunninginwithhisguard。

CENTURION。Whatnow?Hastheoldwomanattackedyouagain?

(SeeingApollodorus)AreYOUherestill?

APOLLODORUS(pointingasbefore)。Seethere。TheEgyptiansaremoving。TheyaregoingtorecapturethePharos。Theywillattackbyseaandland:bylandalongthegreatmole;byseafromthewestharbor。Stiryourselves,mymilitaryfriends:thehuntisup。(Aclangoroftrumpetsfromseveralpointsalongthequay。)

Aha!Itoldyouso。

CENTURION(quickly)。Thetwoextramenpassthealarmtothesouthposts。Onemankeepguardhere。Therestwithme——quick。

Thetwoauxiliarysentinelsrunofftothesouth。TheCenturionandhisguardrunofnorthward;andimmediatelyafterwardsthebucinasounds。Thefourporterscomefromthepalacecarryingacarpet,followedbyFtatateeta。

SENTINEL(handlinghispilumapprehensively)。Youagain!(Theportersstop。)

FTATATEETA。Peace,Romanfellow:youarenowsingle-handed。

Apollodorus:thiscarpetisCleopatra’spresenttoCaesar。IthasrolledupinittenpreciousgobletsofthethinnestIberiancrystal,andahundredeggsofthesacredbluepigeon。Onyourhonor,letnotoneofthembebroken。

APOLLODORUS。Onmyheadbeit。(Totheporters)Intotheboatwiththemcarefully。

Theporterscarrythecarpettothesteps。

FIRSTPORTER(lookingdownattheboat)。Bewarewhatyoudo,sir。