PTOLEMY(mortified,andstrugglingwithhistears)。Caesar:thisishowshetreatsmealways。IfIamaKingwhyissheallowedtotakeeverythingfromme?
CLEOPATRA。YouarenottobeKing,youlittlecry-baby。YouaretobeeatenbytheRomans。
CAESAR(touchedbyPtolemy’sdistress)。Comehere,myboy,andstandbyme。
PtolemygoesovertoCaesar,who,resuminghisseatonthetripod,takestheboy’shandtoencouragehim。Cleopatra,furiouslyjealous,risesandglaresatthem。
CLEOPATRA(withflamingcheeks)。Takeyourthrone:Idon’twantit。(Sheflingsawayfromthechair,andapproachesPtolemy,whoshrinksfromher。)Gothisinstantandsitdowninyourplace。
CAESAR。Go,Ptolemy。Alwaystakeathronewhenitisofferedtoyou。
RUFIO。IhopeyouwillhavethegoodsensetofollowyourownadvicewhenwereturntoRome,Caesar。
Ptolemyslowlygoesbacktothethrone,givingCleopatraawideberth,inevidentfearofherhands。ShetakeshisplacebesideCaesar。
CAESAR。Pothinus——
CLEOPATRA(interruptinghim)。Areyounotgoingtospeaktome?
CAESAR。Bequiet。OpenyourmouthagainbeforeIgiveyouleave;
andyoushallbeeaten。
CLEOPATRA。Iamnotafraid。Aqueenmustnotbeafraid。Eatmyhusbandthere,ifyoulike:heisafraid。
CAESAR(starting)。Yourhusband!Whatdoyoumean?
CLEOPATRA(pointingtoPtolemy)。Thatlittlething。
ThetwoRomansandtheBritonstareatoneanotherinamazement。
THEODOTUS。Caesar:youareastrangerhere,andnotconversantwithourlaws。ThekingsandqueensofEgyptmaynotmarryexceptwiththeirownroyalblood。PtolemyandCleopatraarebornkingandconsortjustastheyarebornbrotherandsister。
BRITANNUS(shocked)。Caesar:thisisnotproper。
THEODOTUS(outraged)。How!
CAESAR(recoveringhisself-possession)。Pardonhim。Theodotus:
heisabarbarian,andthinksthatthecustomsofhistribeandislandarethelawsofnature。
BRITANNUS。Onthecontrary,Caesar,itistheseEgyptianswhoarebarbarians;andyoudowrongtoencouragethem。Isayitisascandal。
CAESAR。Scandalornot,myfriend,itopensthegateofpeace。
(HerisesandaddressesPothinusseriously。)Pothiuus:hearwhatIpropose。
RUFIO。HearCaesarthere。
CAESAR。PtolemyandCleopatrashallreignjointlyinEgypt。
ACHILLAS。WhatoftheKing’syoungerbrotherandCleopatra’syoungersister?
RUFIO(explaining)。ThereisanotherlittlePtolemy,Caesar:sotheytellme。
CAESAR。Well,thelittlePtolemycanmarrytheothersister;andwewillmakethembothapresentofCyprus。
POTHINUS(impatiently)。Cyprusisofnousetoanybody。
CAESAR。Nomatter:youshallhaveitforthesakeofpeace。
BRITANNUS(unconsciouslyanticipatingalaterstatesman)。
Peacewithhonor,Pothinus。
POTHINUS(mutinously)。Caesar:behonest。Themoneyyoudemandisthepriceofourfreedom。Takeit;andleaveustosettleourownaffairs。
THEBOLDERCOURTIERS(encouragedbyPothinus’stoneandCaesar’squietness)。Yes,yes。EgyptfortheEgyptians!
Theconferencenowbecomesanaltercation,theEgyptiansbecomingmoreandmoreheated。Caesarremainsunruffled;butRufiogrowsfierceranddoggeder,andBritannushaughtilyindignant。
RUFIO(contemptuously)。EgyptfortheEgyptians!DoyouforgetthatthereisaRomanarmyofoccupationhere,leftbyAulusGabiniuswhenhesetupyourtoykingforyou?
ACHILLAS(suddenlyassertinghimself)。Andnowundermycommand。
IamtheRomangeneralhere,Caesar。
CAESAR(tickledbythehumorofthesituation)。AndalsotheEgyptiangeneral,eh?
POTHINUS(triumphantly)。Thatisso,Caesar。
CAESAR(toAchillas)。SoyoucanmakewarontheEgyptiansinthenameofRomeandontheRomans——onme,ifnecessary——inthenameofEgypt?
ACHILLAS。Thatisso,Caesar。
CAESAR。Andwhichsideareyouonatpresent,ifImaypresumetoask,general?
ACHILLAS。Onthesideoftherightandofthegods。
CAESAR。Hm!Howmanymenhaveyou?
ACHILLAS。ThatwillappearwhenItakethefield。
RUFIO(truculently)。AreyourmenRomans?Ifnot,itmattersnothowmanythereare,providedyouarenostrongerthan500toten。
POTHINUS。Itisuselesstotrytobluffus,Rufio。Caesarhasbeendefeatedbeforeandmaybedefeatedagain。AfewweeksagoCaesarwasflyingforhislifebeforePompey:afewmonthshencehemaybeflyingforhislifebeforeCatoandJubaofNumidia,theAfricanKing。
ACHILLAS(followingupPothinus’sspeechmenacingly)。Whatcanyoudowith4,000men?
THEODOTUS(followingupAchillas’sspeechwitharaucoussqueak)。
Andwithoutmoney?Awaywithyou。
ALLTHECOURTIERS(shoutingfiercelyandcrowdingtowardsCaesar)。Awaywithyou。EgyptfortheEgyptians!Begone。
Rufiobiteshisbeard,tooangrytospeak。Caesarsitsoncomfortablyasifhewereatbreakfast,andthecatwereclamoringforapieceofFinnan-haddie。
CLEOPATRA。WhydoyouletthemtalktoyoulikethatCaesar?Areyouafraid?
CAESAR。Why,mydear,whattheysayisquitetrue。
CLEOPATRA。Butifyougoaway,IshallnotbeQueen。
CAESAR。IshallnotgoawayuntilyouareQueen。
POTHINUS。Achillas:ifyouarenotafool,youwilltakethatgirlwhilstsheisunderyourhand。
RUFIO(daringthem)。WhynottakeCaesaraswell,Achillas?
POTHINUS(retortingthedefiancewithinterest)。Wellsaid,Rufio。Whynot?
RUFIO。Try,Achillas。(Calling)Guardthere。
TheloggiaimmediatelyfillswithCaesar’ssoldiers,whostand,swordinhand,atthetopofthesteps,waitingthewordtochargefromtheircenturion,whocarriesacudgel。ForamomenttheEgyptiansfacethemproudly:thentheyretiresullenlytotheirformerplaces。
BRITANNUS。YouareCaesar’sprisoners,allofyou。
CAESAR(benevolently)。Ohno,no,no。Bynomeans。Caesar’sguests,gentlemen。
CLEOPATRA。Won’tyoucuttheirheadsoff?
CAESAR。What!Cutoffyourbrother’shead?
CLEOPATRA。Whynot?Hewouldcutoffmine,ifhegotthechance。
Wouldn’tyou,Ptolemy?
PTOLEMY(paleandobstinate)。Iwould。Iwill,too,whenIgrowup。
Cleopatraisrentbyastrugglebetweenhernewly-acquireddignityasaqueen,andastrongimpulsetoputouthertongueathim。Shetakesnopartinthescenewhichfollows,butwatchesitwithcuriosityandwonder,fidgetingwiththerestlessnessofachild,andsittingdownonCaesar’stripodwhenherises。
POTHINUS。Caesar:ifyouattempttodetainus——
RUFIO。Hewillsucceed,Egyptian:makeupyourmindtothat。Weholdthepalace,thebeach,andtheeasternharbor。TheroadtoRomeisopen;andyoushalltravelitifCaesarchooses。
CAESAR(courteously)。Icoulddonoless,Pothinus,tosecuretheretreatofmyownsoldiers。Iamaccountableforeverylifeamongthem。Butyouarefreetogo。Soareallhere,andinthepalace。
RUFIO(aghastatthisclemency)。What!Renegadesandall?
CAESAR(softeningtheexpression)。Romanarmyofoccupationandall,Rufio。
POTHINUS(desperately)。ThenImakealastappealtoCaesar’sjustice。Ishallcallawitnesstoprovethatbutforus,theRomanarmyofoccupation,ledbythegreatestsoldierintheworld,wouldnowhaveCaesaratitsmercy。(Callingthroughtheloggia)Ho,there,LuciusSeptimius(Caesarstarts,deeplymoved):ifmyvoicecanreachyou,comeforthandtestifybeforeCaesar。
CAESAR(shrinking)。No,no。
THEODOTUS。Yes,Isay。Letthemilitarytribunebearwitness。
LuciusSeptimius,acleanshaven,trimathleteofabout40,withsymmetricalfeatures,resolutemouth,andhandsome,thinRomannose,inthedressofaRomanofficer,comesinthroughtheloggiaandconfrontsCaesar,whohideshisfacewithhisrobeforamoment;then,masteringhimself,dropsit,andconfrontsthetribunewithdignity。
POTHINUS。Bearwitness,LuciusSeptimius。Caesarcamehitherinpursuitofhisfoe。Didweshelterhisfoe?
LUCIUS。AsPompey’sfoottouchedtheEgyptianshore,hisheadfellbythestrokeofmysword。
THEODOTUS(withviperishrelish)。Undertheeyesofhiswifeandchild!Rememberthat,Caesar!Theysawitfromtheshiphehadjustleft。Wehavegivenyouafullandsweetmeasureofvengeance。
CAESAR(withhorror)。Vengeance!
POTHINUS。Ourfirstgifttoyou,asyourgalleycameintotheroadstead,wastheheadofyourrivalfortheempireoftheworld。Bearwitness,LuciusSeptimius:isitnotso?
LUCIUS。Itisso。Withthishand,thatslewPompey,IplacedhisheadatthefeetofCaesar。
CAESAR。Murderer!SowouldyouhaveslainCaesar,hadPompeybeenvictoriousatPharsalia。
LUCIUS。Woetothevanquished,Caesar!WhenIservedPompey,I
slewasgoodmenashe,onlybecauseheconqueredthem。Histurncameatlast。
THEODOTUS(flatteringly)。Thedeedwasnotyours,Caesar,butours——nay,mine;foritwasdonebymycounsel。Thankstous,youkeepyourreputationforclemency,andhaveyourvengeancetoo。
CAESAR。Vengeance!Vengeance!!Oh,ifIcouldstooptovengeance,whatwouldInotexactfromyouasthepriceofthismurderedman’sblood。(Theyshrinkback,appalledanddisconcerted。)Washenotmyson-in-law,myancientfriend,for20yearsthemasterofgreatRome,for30yearsthecompellerofvictory?DidnotI,asaRoman,sharehisglory?WastheFatethatforcedustofightforthemasteryoftheworld,ofourmaking?AmIJuliusCaesar,oramIawolf,thatyouflingtomethegreyheadoftheoldsoldier,thelaurelledconqueror,themightyRoman,treacherouslystruckdownbythiscallousruffian,andthenclaimmygratitudeforit!(ToLuciusSeptimius)Begone:youfillmewithhorror。
LUCIUS(coldandundaunted)。Pshaw!Youhaveseenseveredheadsbefore,Caesar,andseveredrighthandstoo,Ithink;somethousandsofthem,inGaul,afteryouvanquishedVercingetorix。
Didyousparehim,withallyourclemency?Wasthatvengeance?
CAESAR。No,bythegods!Wouldthatithadbeen!Vengeanceatleastishuman。No,Isay:thoseseveredrighthands,andthebraveVercingetorixbaselystrangledinavaultbeneaththeCapitol,were(withshudderingsatire)awiseseverity,anecessaryprotectiontothecommonwealth,adutyofstatesmanship——folliesandfictionstentimesbloodierthanhonestvengeance!WhatafoolwasIthen!Tothinkthatmen’slivesshouldbeatthemercyofsuchfools!(Humbly)LuciusSeptimius,pardonme:whyshouldtheslayerofVercingetorixrebuketheslayerofPompey?Youarefreetogowiththerest。Orstayifyouwill:Iwillfindaplaceforyouinmyservice。
LUCIUS。Theoddsareagainstyou,Caesar。Igo。(Heturnstogooutthroughtheloggia。)
RUFIO(fullofwrathatseeinghispreyescaping)。ThatmeansthatheisaRepublican。
LUCIUS(turningdefiantlyontheloggiasteps)。Andwhatareyou?
RUFIO。ACaesarian,likeallCaesar’ssoldiers。
CAESAR(courteously)。Lucius:believeme,CaesarisnoCaesarian。
WereRomeatruerepublic,thenwereCaesarthefirstofRepublicans。Butyouhavemadeyourchoice。Farewell。
LUCIUS。Farewell。Come,Achillas,whilstthereisyettime。
Caesar,seeingthatRufio’stemperthreatenstogettheworseofhim,putshishandonhisshoulderandbringshimdownthehalloutofharm’sway,BritannusaccompanyingthemandpostinghimselfonCaesar’srighthand。ThismovementbringsthethreeinalittlegrouptotheplaceoccupiedbyAchillas,whomoveshaughtilyawayandjoinsTheodotusontheotherside。LuciusSeptimiusgoesoutthroughthesoldiersintheloggia。Pothinus,TheodotusandAchillasfollowhimwiththecourtiers,verymistrustfulofthesoldiers,whocloseupintheirrearandgooutafterthem,keepingthemmovingwithoutmuchceremony。TheKingisleftinhischair,piteous,obstinate,withtwitchingfaceandfingers。DuringthesemovementsRufiomaintainsanenergeticgrumbling,asfollows:——
RUFIO(asLuciusdeparts)。Doyousupposehewouldletusgoifhehadourheadsinhishands?
CAESAR。Ihavenorighttosupposethathiswaysareanybaserthanmine。
RUFIO。Psha!
CAESAR。Rufio:ifItakeLuciusSeptimiusformymodel,andbecomeexactlylikehim,ceasingtobeCaesar,willyouservemestill?
BRITANNUS。Caesar:thisisnotgoodsense。YourdutytoRomedemandsthatherenemiesshouldbepreventedfromdoingfurthermischief。(Caesar,whosedelightinthemoraleye-to-businessofhisBritishsecretaryisinexhaustible,smilesintelligently。)
RUFIO。Itisnousetalkingtohim,Britannus:youmaysaveyourbreathtocoolyourporridge。Butmarkthis,Caesar。Clemencyisverywellforyou;butwhatisitforyoursoldiers,whohavetofighttomorrowthemenyousparedyesterday?Youmaygivewhatordersyouplease;butItellyouthatyournextvictorywillbeamassacre,thankstoyourclemency。I,forone,willtakenoprisoners。Iwillkillmyenemiesinthefield;andthenyoucanpreachasmuchclemencyasyouplease:Ishallneverhavetofightthemagain。Andnow,withyourleave,Iwillseethesegentryoffthepremises。(Heturnstogo。)
CAESAR(turningalsoandseeingPtolemy)。What!Havetheylefttheboyalone!Ohshame,shame!
RUFIO(takingPtolemy’shandandmakinghimrise)。Come,yourmajesty!
PTOLEMY(toCaesar,drawingawayhishandfromRufio)。Isheturningmeoutofmypalace?
RUFIO(grimly)。Youarewelcometostayifyouwish。
CAESAR(kindly)。Go,myboy。Iwillnotharmyou;butyouwillbesaferaway,amongyourfriends。Hereyouareinthelion’smouth。
PTOLEMY(turningtogo)。ItisnotthelionIfear,but(lookingatRufio)thejackal。(Hegoesoutthroughtheloggia。)
CAESAR(laughingapprovingly)。Braveboy!
CLEOPATRA(jealousofCaesar’sapprobation,callingafterPtolemy)。Littlesilly。Youthinkthatveryclever。
CAESAR。Britannus:AttendtheKing。GivehiminchargetothatPothinusfellow。(BritannusgoesoutafterPtolemy。)
RUFIO(pointingtoCleopatra)。Andthispieceofgoods?WhatistobedonewithHER?However,IsupposeImayleavethattoyou。
(Hegoesoutthroughtheloggia。)
CLEOPATRA(flushingsuddenlyandturningonCaesar)。Didyoumeanmetogowiththerest?
CAESAR(alittlepreoccupied,goeswithasightoPtolemy’schair,whilstshewaitsforhisanswerwithredcheeksandclenchedfists)。Youarefreetodojustasyouplease,Cleopatra。
CLEOPATRA。ThenyoudonotcarewhetherIstayornot?
CAESAR(smiling)。OfcourseIhadratheryoustayed。
CLEOPATRA。Much,MUCHrather?
CAESAR(nodding)。Much,muchrather。
CLEOPATRA。ThenIconsenttostay,becauseIamasked。ButIdonotwantto,mind。
CAESAR。Thatisquiteunderstood。(Calling)Totateeta。
Ftatateeta,stillseated,turnshereyesonhimwithasinisterexpression,butdoesnotmove。
CLEOPATRA(withasplutteroflaughter)。HernameisnotTotateeta:itisFtatateeta。(Calling)Ftatateeta。(FtatateetainstantlyrisesandcomestoCleopatra。)
CAESAR(stumblingoverthename)。FtatafeetawillforgivetheerringtongueofaRoman。Tota:theQueenwillholdherstatehereinAlexandria。Engagewomentoattenduponher;anddoallthatisneedful。
FTATATEETA。AmIthenthemistressoftheQueen’shousehold?
CLEOPATRA(sharply)。No:IamthemistressoftheQueen’shousehold。Goanddoasyouaretold,orIwillhaveyouthrownintotheNilethisveryafternoon,topoisonthepoorcrocodiles。
CAESAR(shocked)。Ohno,no。
CLEOPATRA。Ohyes,yes。Youareverysentimental,Caesar;butyouareclever;andifyoudoasItellyou,youwillsoonlearntogovern。
Caesar,quitedumbfoundedbythisimpertinence,turnsinhischairandstaresather。
Ftatateeta,smilinggrimly,andshowingasplendidsetofteeth,goes,leavingthemalonetogether。
CAESAR。Cleopatra:IreallythinkImusteatyou,afterall。
CLEOPATRA(kneelingbesidehimandlookingathimwitheagerinterest,halfreal,halfaffectedtoshowhowintelligentsheis)。YoumustnottalktomenowasifIwereachild。
CAESAR。YouhavebeengrowingupsincetheSphinxintroducedustheothernight;andyouthinkyouknowmorethanIdoalready。
CLFOPATRA(takendown,andanxioustojustifyherself)。No:thatwouldbeverysillyofme:ofcourseIknowthat。But,(suddenly)
areyouangrywithme?
CAESAR。No。
CLEOPATRA(onlyhalfbelievinghim)。Thenwhyareyousothoughtful?
CAESAR(rising)。Ihaveworktodo,Cleopatra。
CLEOPATRA(drawingback)。Work!(Offended)Youaretiredoftalkingtome;andthatisyourexcusetogetawayfromme。
CAESAR(sittingdownagaintoappeaseher)。Well,well:anotherminute。Butthen——work!
CLFOPATRA。Work!Whatnonsense!YoumustrememberthatyouareaKingnow:Ihavemadeyouone。Kingsdon’twork。
CAESAR。Oh!Whotoldyouthat,littlekitten?Eh?
CLEOPATRA。MyfatherwasKingofEgypt;andheneverworked。ButhewasagreatKing,andcutoffmysister’sheadbecausesherebelledagainsthimandtookthethronefromhim。
CAESAR。Well;andhowdidhegethisthronebackagain?
CLEOPATRA(eagerly,hereyeslightingup)。Iwilltellyou。A
beautifulyoungman,withstrongroundarms,cameoverthedesertwithmanyhorsemen,andslewmysister’shusbandandgavemyfatherbackhisthrone。(Wistfully)Iwasonlytwelvethen。Oh,I
wishhewouldcomeagain,nowthatIamaQueen。Iwouldmakehimmyhusband。
CAESAR。Itmightbemanaged,perhaps;foritwasIwhosentthatbeautifulyoungmantohelpyourfather。
CLEOPATRA(enraptured)。Youknowhim!
CAESAR(nodding)。Ido。
CLEOPATRA。Hashecomewithyou?(Caesarshakeshishead:sheiscruellydisappointed。)Oh,Iwishhehad,Iwishhehad。IfonlyIwerealittleolder;sothathemightnotthinkmeamerekitten,asyoudo!ButperhapsthatisbecauseYOUareold。Heismany,MANYyearsyoungerthanyou,ishenot?
CAESAR(asifswallowingapill)。Heissomewhatyounger。
CLEOPATRA。Wouldhebemyhusband,doyouthink,ifIaskedhim?
CAESAR。Verylikely。
CLEOPATRA。ButIshouldnotliketoaskhim。Couldyounotpersuadehimtoaskme——withoutknowingthatIwantedhimto?
CAESAR(touchedbyherinnocenceofthebeautifulyoungman’scharacter)。Mypoorchild!
CLEOPATRA。Whydoyousaythatasifyouweresorryforme?Doesheloveanyoneelse?
CAESAR。Iamafraidso。
CLEOPATRA(tearfully)。ThenIshallnotbehisfirstlove。
CAESAR。Notquitethefirst。Heisgreatlyadmiredbywomen。
CLEOPATRA。IwishIcouldbethefirst。Butifhelovesme,I
willmakehimkillalltherest。Tellme:ishestillbeautiful?
Dohisstrongroundarmsshineinthesunlikemarble?
CAESAR。Heisinexcellentcondition——consideringhowmuchheeatsanddrinks。
CLEOPATRA。Oh,youmustnotsaycommon,earthlythingsabouthim;
forIlovehim。Heisagod。
CAESAR。Heisagreatcaptainofhorsemen,andswifteroffootthananyotherRoman。
CLEOPATRA。Whatishisrealname?
CAESAR(puzzled)。HisREALname?
CLEOPATRA。Yes。IalwayscallhimHorus,becauseHorusisthemostbeautifulofourgods。ButIwanttoknowhisrealname。
CAESAR。HisnameisMarkAntony。
CLEOPATRA(musically)。MarkAntony,MarkAntony,MarkAntony!
Whatabeautifulname!(ShethrowsherarmsroundCaesar’sneck。)
Oh,howIloveyouforsendinghimtohelpmyfather!Didyoulovemyfatherverymuch?
CAESAR。No,mychild;butyourfather,asyousay,neverworked。
Ialwayswork。Sowhenhelosthiscrownhehadtopromiseme16,000talentstogetitbackforhim。
CLEOPATRA。Didheeverpayyou?
CAESAR。Notinfull。
CLEOPATRA。Hewasquiteright:itwastoodear。Thewholeworldisnotworth16,000talents。
CAESAR。Thatisperhapstrue,Cleopatra。ThoseEgyptianswhoworkpaidasmuchofitashecoulddragfromthem。Therestisstilldue。ButasImostlikelyshallnotgetit,Imustgobacktomywork。Soyoumustrunawayforalittleandsendmysecretarytome。
CLEOPATRA(coaxing)。No:IwanttostayandhearyoutalkaboutMarkAntony。
CAESAR。ButifIdonotgettowork,Pothinusandtherestofthemwillcutusofffromtheharbor;andthenthewayfromRomewillbeblocked。
CLEOPATRA。Nomatter:Idon’twantyoutogobacktoRome。
CAESAR。ButyouwantMarkAntonytocomefromit。
CLEOPATRA(springingup)。Ohyes,yes,yes:Iforgot。Goquicklyandwork,Caesar;andkeepthewayovertheseaopenformyMarkAntony。(Sherunsoutthroughtheloggia,kissingherhandtoMarkAntonyacrossthesea。)
CAESAR(goingbrisklyupthemiddleofthehalltotheloggiasteps)。Ho,Britannus。(HeisstartledbytheentryofawoundedRomansoldier,whoconfrontshimfromtheupperstep。)Whatnow?
SOLDIER(pointingtohisbandagedhead)。This,Caesar;andtwoofmycomradeskilledinthemarketplace。
CAESAR(quietbutattending)。Ay。Why?
SOLDIER。ThereisanarmycometoAlexandria,callingitselftheRomanarmy。
CAESAR。TheRomanarmyofoccupation。Ay?
SOLDIER。CommandedbyoneAchillas。
CAESAR。Well?
SOLDIER。Thecitizensroseagainstuswhenthearmyenteredthegates。Iwaswithtwoothersinthemarketplacewhenthenewscame。Theysetuponus。Icutmywayout;andhereIam。
CAESAR。Good。Iamgladtoseeyoualive。(Rufioenterstheloggiahastily,passingbehindthesoldiertolookoutthroughoneofthearchesatthequaybeneath。)Rufio,wearebesieged。
RUFIO。What!Already?
CAESAR。Nowortomorrow:whatdoesitmatter?WeSHALLbebesieged。
Britannusrunsin。
BRITANNUS。Caesar——
CAESAR(anticipatinghim)。Yes:Iknow。(RufioandBritannuscomedownthehallfromtheloggiaatoppositesides,pastCaesar,whowaitsforamomentnearthesteptosaytothesoldier。)Comrade:
givethewordtoturnoutonthebeachandstandbytheboats。
Getyourwoundattendedto。Go。(Thesoldierhurriesout。CaesarcomesdownthehallbetweenRufioandBritannus)Rufio:wehavesomeshipsinthewestharbor。Burnthem。
RUFIO(staring)。Burnthem!!
CAESAR。Takeeveryboatwehaveintheeastharbor,andseizethePharos——thatislandwiththelighthouse。Leavehalfourmenbehindtoholdthebeachandthequayoutsidethispalace:thatisthewayhome。
RUFIO(disapprovingstrongly)。Arewetogiveupthecity?
CAESAR。Wehavenotgotit,Rufio。Thispalacewehave;and——whatisthatbuildingnextdoor?
RUFIO。Thetheatre。
CAESAR。Wewillhavethattoo:itcommandsthestrand,fortherest,EgyptfortheEgyptians!
RUFIO。Well,youknowbest,Isuppose。Isthatall?
CAESAR。Thatisall。Arethoseshipsburntyet?
RUFIO。Beeasy:Ishallwastenomoretime。(Herunsout。)
BRITANNUS。Caesar:Pothinusdemandsspeechofyou。It’smyopinionheneedsalesson。Hismannerismostinsolent。
CAESAR。Whereishe?
BRITANNUS。Hewaitswithout。
CAESAR。Hothere!AdmitPothinus。
Pothinusappearsintheloggia,andcomesdownthehallveryhaughtilytoCaesar’slefthand。
CAESAR。Well,Pothinus?
POTHINUS。Ihavebroughtyouourultimatum,Caesar。
CAESAR。Ultimatum!Thedoorwasopen:youshouldhavegoneoutthroughitbeforeyoudeclaredwar。Youaremyprisonernow。(Hegoestothechairandloosenshistoga。)
POTHINUS(scornfully)。IYOURprisoner!DoyouknowthatyouareinAlexandria,andthatKingPtolemy,withanarmyoutnumberingyourlittletroopahundredtoone,isinpossessionofAlexandria?
CAESAR(unconcernedlytakingoffhistogaandthrowingitonthechair)。Well,myfriend,getoutifyoucan。AndtellyourfriendsnottokillanymoreRomansinthemarketplace。
Otherwisemysoldiers,whodonotsharemycelebratedclemency,willprobablykillyou。Britannus:Passthewordtotheguard;
andfetchmyarmor。(Britannusrunsout。Rufioreturns。)Well?
RUFIO(pointingfromtheloggiatoacloudofsmokedriftingovertheharbor)。Seethere!(Pothinusrunseagerlyupthestepstolookout。)
CAESAR。What,ablazealready!Impossible!
RUFIO。Yes,fivegoodships,andabargeladenwithoilgrappledtoeach。Butitisnotmydoing:theEgyptianshavesavedmethetrouble。Theyhavecapturedthewestharbor。
CAESAR(anxiously)。Andtheeastharbor?Thelighthouse,Rufio?
RUFIO(withasuddensplutterofragingillusage,comingdowntoCaesarandscoldinghim)。CanIembarkalegioninfiveminutes?
Thefirstcohortisalreadyonthebeach。Wecandonomore。Ifyouwantfasterwork,comeanddoityourself?
CAESAR(soothinghim)。Good,good。Patience,Rufio,patience。
RUFIO。Patience!Whoisimpatienthere,youorI?WouldIbehere,ifIcouldnotoverseethemfromthatbalcony?
CAESAR。Forgiveme,Rufio;and(anxiously)hurrythemasmuchas——
Heisinterruptedbyanoutcryasofanoldmanintheextremityofmisfortune。Itdrawsnearrapidly;andTheodotusrushesin,tearinghishair,andsqueakingthemostlamentableexclamations。
Rufiostepsbacktostareathim,amazedathisfranticcondition。Pothinusturnstolisten。
THEODOTUS(onthesteps,withupliftedarms)。Horrorunspeakable!
Woe,alas!Help!
RUFIO。Whatnow?
CAESAR(frowning)。Whoisslain?
THEODOTUS。Slain!Oh,worsethanthedeathoftenthousandmen!
Lossirreparabletomankind!
RUFIO。Whathashappened,man?
THEODOTUS(rushingdownthehallbetweenthem)。Thefirehasspreadfromyourships。Thefirstofthesevenwondersoftheworldperishes。ThelibraryofAlexandriaisinflames。
RUFIO。Psha!(Quiterelieved,hegoesuptotheloggiaandwatchesthepreparationsofthetroopsonthebeach。)
CAESAR。Isthatall?
THEODOTUS(unabletobelievehissenses)。All!Caesar:willyougodowntoposterityasabarbaroussoldiertooignoranttoknowthevalueofbooks?
CAESAR。Theodotus:Iamanauthormyself;andItellyouitisbetterthattheEgyptiansshouldlivetheirlivesthandreamthemawaywiththehelpofbooks。
THEODOTUS(kneeling,withgenuineliteraryemotion:thepassionofthepedant)。Caesar:onceintengenerationsofmen,theworldgainsanimmortalbook。
CAESAR(inflexible)。Ifitdidnotflattermankind,thecommonexecutionerwouldburnit。
THEODOTUS。Withouthistory,deathwouldlayyoubesideyourmeanestsoldier。
CAESAR。Deathwilldothatinanycase。Iasknobettergrave。
THEODOTUS。Whatisburningthereisthememoryofmankind。
CAESAR。Ashamefulmemory。Letitburn。
THEODOTUS(wildly)。Willyoudestroythepast?
CAESAR。Ay,andbuildthefuturewithitsruins。(Theodotus,indespair,strikeshimselfonthetempleswithhisfists。)Butharken,Theodotus,teacherofkings:youwhovaluedPompey’sheadnomorethanashepherdvaluesanonion,andwhonowkneeltome,withtearsinyouroldeyes,topleadforafewsheepskinsscrawledwitherrors。Icannotspareyouamanorabucketofwaterjustnow;butyoushallpassfreelyoutofthepalace。Now,awaywithyoutoAchillas;andborrowhislegionstoputoutthefire。(Hehurrieshimtothesteps。)
POTHINUS(significantly)。Youunderstand,Theodotus:Iremainaprisoner。
THEODOTUS。Aprisoner!
CAESAR。Willyoustaytotalkwhilstthememoryofmankindisburning?(Callingthroughtheloggia)Hothere!PassTheodotusout。(ToTheodotus)Awaywithyou。
THEODOTUS(toPothinus)。Imustgotosavethelibrary。(Hehurriesout。)
CAESAR。Followhimtothegate,Pothinus。Bidhimurgeyourpeopletokillnomoreofmysoldiers,foryoursake。
POTHINUS。Mylifewillcostyoudearifyoutakeit,Caesar。(HegoesoutafterTheodotus。)
Rufio,absorbedinwatchingtheembarkation,doesnotnoticethedepartureofthetwoEgyptians。
RUFIO(shoutingfromtheloggiatothebeach)。Allready,there?
ACENTURION(frombelow)。Allready。WewaitforCaesar。
CAESAR。TellthemCaesariscoming——therogues!(Calling)
Britannicus。(Thismagniloquentversionofhissecretary’snameisoneofCaesar’sjokes。Inlateryearsitwouldhavemeant,quiteseriouslyandofficially,ConquerorofBritain。)
RUFIO(callingdown)。Pushoff,allexceptthelongboat。Standbyittoembark,Caesar’sguardthere。(Heleavesthebalconyandcomesdownintothehall。)WherearethoseEgyptians?Isthismoreclemency?Haveyouletthemgo?
CAESAR(chuckling)。IhaveletTheodotusgotosavethelibrary。
Wemustrespectliterature,Rufio。
RUFIO(raging)。Follyonfolly’shead!IbelieveifyoucouldbringbackallthedeadofSpain,GaulandThessalytolife,youwoulddoitthatwemighthavethetroubleoffightingthemoveragain。
CAESAR。Mightnotthegodsdestroytheworldiftheironlythoughtweretobeatpeacenextyear?(Rufio,outofallpatience,turnsawayinanger。Caesarsuddenlygripshissleeve,andaddsslylyinhisear。)Besides,myfriend:everyEgyptianweimprisonmeansimprisoningtwoRomansoldierstoguardhim。Eh?
RUFIO。Agh!Imighthaveknowntherewassomefox’strickbehindyourfinetalking。(HegetsawayfromCaesarwithanill-humoredshrug,andgoestothebalconyforanotherlookatthepreparations;finallygoesout。)
CAESAR。IsBritannusasleep?Isenthimformyarmoranhourago。
(Calling)Britannicus,thouBritishislander。Britannicus!
Cleopatra,runsinthroughtheloggiawithCaesar’shelmetandsword,snatchedfromBritannus,whofollowsherwithacuirassandgreaves。TheycomedowntoCaesar,shetohislefthand,Britannustohisright。
CLEOPATRA。Iamgoingtodressyou,Caesar。Sitdown。(Heobeys。)
TheseRomanhelmetsaresobecoming!(Shetakesoffhiswreath。)
Oh!(Sheburstsoutlaughingathim。)
CAESAR。Whatareyoulaughingat?
CLEOPATRA。You’rebald(beginningwithabigB,andendingwithasplutter)。
CAESAR(almostannoyed)。Cleopatra!(Herises,fortheconvenienceofBritannus,whoputsthecuirassonhim。)
CLEOPATRA。Sothatiswhyyouwearthewreath——tohideit。
BRITANNUS。Peace,Egyptian:theyarethebaysoftheconqueror。
(Hebucklesthecuirass。)
CLEOPATRA。Peace,thou:islander!(ToCaesar)Youshouldrubyourheadwithstrongspiritsofsugar,Caesar。Thatwillmakeitgrow。
CAESAR(withawryface)。Cleopatra:doyouliketoberemindedthatyouareveryyoung?
CLEOPATRA(pouting)。No。
CAESAR(sittingdownagain,andsettingouthislegforBritannus,whokneelstoputonhisgreaves)。NeitherdoIliketoberemindedthatIam——middleaged。Letmegiveyoutenofmysuperfluousyears。Thatwillmakeyou26andleavemeonly——nomatter。Isitabargain?
CLEOPATRA。Agreed。26,mind。(Sheputsthehelmetonhim。)Oh!
Hownice!Youlookonlyabout50init!
BRITANNUS(LookingupseverelyatCleopatra)。YoumustnotspeakinthismannertoCaesar。
CLEOPATRA。IsittruethatwhenCaesarcaughtyouonthatisland,youwerepaintedalloverblue?
BRITANNUS。BlueisthecolorwornbyallBritonsofgoodstanding。Inwarwestainourbodiesblue;sothatthoughourenemiesmaystripusofourclothesandourlives,theycannotstripusofourrespectability。(Herises。)
CLEOPATRA(withCaesar’ssword)。Letmehangthison。Nowyoulooksplendid。HavetheymadeanystatuesofyouinRome?
CAESAR。Yes,manystatues。
CLEOPATRA。Youmustsendforoneandgiveittome。
RUFIO(comingbackintotheloggia,moreimpatientthanever)。
NowCaesar:haveyoudonetalking?Themomentyourfootisaboardtherewillbenoholdingourmenback:theboatswillraceoneanotherforthelighthouse。
CAESAR(drawinghisswordandtryingtheedge)。Isthiswellsetto-day,Britannicus?AtPharsaliaitwasasbluntasabarrel-hoop。
BRITANNUS。ItwillsplitoneoftheEgyptian’shairsto-day,Caesar。Ihavesetitmyself。
CLEOPATRA(suddenlythrowingherarmsinterrorroundCaesar)。
Oh,youarenotreallygoingintobattletobekilled?
CAESAR。No,Cleopatra。Nomangoestobattletobekilled。
CLEOPATRA。ButtheyDOgetkilled。Mysister’shusbandwaskilledinbattle。Youmustnotgo。LetHIMgo(pointingtoRufio。Theyalllaughather)。Ohplease,PLEASEdon’tgo。WhatwillhappentoMEifyounevercomeback?
CAESAR(gravely)。Areyouafraid?
CLEOPATRA(shrinking)。No。
CAESAR(withquietauthority)。Gotothebalcony;andyoushallseeustakethePharos。Youmustlearntolookonbattles。Go。
(Shegoes,downcast,andlooksoutfromthebalcony。)Thatiswell。Now,Rufio。March。
CLEOPATRA(suddenlyclappingherhands)。Oh,youwillnotbeabletogo!
CAESAR。Why?Whatnow?
CLEOPATRA。Theyaredryinguptheharborwithbuckets——amultitudeofsoldiers——overthere(pointingoutacrosstheseatoherleft)——theyaredippingupthewater。
RUFIO(hasteningtolook)。Itistrue。TheEgyptianarmy!
Crawlingovertheedgeofthewestharborlikelocusts。(WithsuddenangerhestridesdowntoCaesar。)Thisisyouraccursedclemency,Caesar。Theodotushasbroughtthem。
CAESAR(delightedathisowncleverness)。Imeanthimto,Rufio。
Theyhavecometoputoutthefire。Thelibrarywillkeepthembusywhilstweseizethelighthouse。Eh?(Herushesoutbuoyantlythroughtheloggia,followedbyBritannus。)
RUFIO(disgustedly)。Morefoxing!Agh!(Herushesoff。AshoutfromthesoldiersannouncestheappearanceofCaesarbelow)。
CENTURION(below)。Allaboard。Givewaythere。(Anothershout。)
CLEOPATRA(wavingherscarfthroughtheloggiaarch)。Goodbye,goodbye,dearCaesar。Comebacksafe。Goodbye!
ACTIII
Theedgeofthequayinfrontofthepalace,lookingoutwestovertheeastharborofAlexandriatoPharosisland,justofftheendofwhich,andconnectedwithitbyanarrowmole,isthefamouslighthouse,agiganticsquaretowerofwhitemarblediminishinginsizestoreybystoreytothetop,onwhichstandsacressetbeacon。TheislandisjoinedtothemainlandbytheHeptastadium,agreatmoleorcausewayfivemileslongboundingtheharboronthesouth。
InthemiddleofthequayaRomansentinelstandsonguard,piluminhand,lookingouttothelighthousewithstrainedattention,hislefthandshadinghiseyes。Thepilumisastoutwoodenshaft41feetlong,withanironspitaboutthreefeetlongfixedinit。ThesentinelissoabsorbedthathedoesnotnoticetheapproachfromthenorthendofthequayoffourEgyptianmarketporterscarryingrollsofcarpet,precededbyFtatateetaandApollodorustheSicilian。Apollodorusisadashingyoungmanofabout24,handsomeanddebonair,dressedwithdeliberateastheticisminthemostdelicatepurplesanddovegreys,withornamentsofbronze,oxydizedsilver,andstonesofjadeandagate。Hissword,designedascarefullyasamedievalcross,hasabluedbladeshowingthroughanopenworkscabbardofpurpleleatherandfilagree。Theporters,conductedbyFtatateeta,passalongthequaybehindthesentineltothestepsofthepalace,wheretheyputdowntheirbalesandsquatontheground。
Apollodorusdoesnotpassalongwiththem:hehalts,amusedbythepreoccupationofthesentinel。
APOLLODORUS(callingtothesentinel)。Whogoesthere,eh?
SENTINEL(startingviolentlyandturningwithhispilumatthecharge,revealinghimselfasasmall,wiry,sandy-haired,conscientiousyoungmanwithanelderlyface)。What’sthis?
Stand。Whoareyou?
APOLLODORUS。IamApollodorustheSicilian。Why,man,whatareyoudreamingof?SinceIcamethroughthelinesbeyondthetheatrethere,Ihavebroughtmycaravanpastthreesentinels,allsobusystaringatthelighthousethatnotoneofthemchallengedme。IsthisRomandiscipline?
SENTINEL。Wearenotheretowatchthelandbutthewater。CaesarhasjustlandedonthePharos。(LookingatFtatateeta)Whathaveyouhere?WhoisthispieceofEgyptiancrockery?
FTATATEETA。Apollodorus:rebukethisRomandog;andbidhimbridlehistongueinthepresenceofFtatateeta,themistressoftheQueen’shousehold。
APOLLODORUS。Myfriend:thisisagreatlady,whostandshighwithCaesar。
SENTINEL(notatallimpressed,pointingtothecarpets)。Andwhatisallthistruck?
APOLLODORUS。CarpetsforthefurnishingoftheQueen’sapartmentsinthepalace。Ihavepickedthemfromthebestcarpetsintheworld;andtheQueenshallchoosethebestofmychoosing。
SENTINEL。Soyouarethecarpetmerchant?
APOLLODORUS(hurt)。Myfriend:Iamapatrician。
SENTINEL。Apatrician!Apatriciankeepingashopinsteadoffollowingarms!
APOLLODORUS。Idonotkeepashop。Mineisatempleofthearts。
Iamaworshipperofbeauty。MycallingistochoosebeautifulthingsforbeautifulQueens。MymottoisArtforArt’ssake。
SENTINEL。Thatisnotthepassword。
APOLLODORUS。Itisauniversalpassword。
SENTINEL。Iknownothingaboutuniversalpasswords。Eithergivemethepasswordforthedayorgetbacktoyourshop。
Ftatateeta,rousedbyhishostiletone,stealstowardstheedgeofthequaywiththestepofapanther,andgetsbehindhim。
APOLLODORUS。HowifIdoneither?
SENTINEL。ThenIwilldrivethispilumthroughyou。
APOLLODORUS。Atyourservice,myfriend。(Hedrawshissword,andspringstohisguardwithunruffledgrace。)
FTATATEETA(suddenlyseizingthesentinel’sarmsfrombehind)。
Thrustyourknifeintothedog’sthroat,Apollodorus。(ThechivalrousApollodoruslaughinglyshakeshishead;breaksgroundawayfromthesentineltowardsthepalace;andlowershispoint。)
SENTINEL(strugglingvainly)。Curseonyou!Letmego。Helpho!
FTATATEETA(liftinghimfromtheground)。StabthelittleRomanreptile。Spithimonyoursword。
AcoupleofRomansoldiers,withacenturion,comerunningalongtheedgeofthequayfromthenorthend。Theyrescuetheircomrade,andthrowoffFtatateeta,whoissentreelingawayonthelefthandofthesentinel。
CENTURION(anunattractivemanoffifty,shortinhisspeechandmanners,withavinewoodcudgelinhishand)。Hownow?Whatisallthis?
FTATATEETA(toApollodorus)。Whydidyounotstabhim?Therewastime!
APOLLODORUS。Centurion:IamherebyorderoftheQueento——
CENTURION(interruptinghim)。TheQueen!Yes,yes:(tothesentinel)passhimin。PassallthesebazaarpeopleintotheQueen,withtheirgoods。Butmindyoupassnooneoutthatyouhavenotpassedin——noteventheQueenherself。
SENTINEL。Thisoldwomanisdangerous:sheisasstrongasthreemen。Shewantedthemerchanttostabme。
APOLLODORUS。Centurion:Iamnotamerchant。IamapatricianandavotaryofartCENTURION。Isthewomanyourwife?
APOLLODORUS(horrified)。No,no!(Correctinghimselfpolitely)
Notthattheladyisnotastrikingfigureinherownway。But(emphatically)sheisNOTmywife。
FTATATEETA(totheCenturion)。Roman:IamFtatateeta,themistressoftheQueen’shousehold。
CENTURION。Keepyourhandsoffourmen,mistress;orIwillhaveyoupitchedintotheharbor,thoughyouwereasstrongastenmen。(Tohismen)Toyourposts:march!(Hereturnswithhismenthewaytheycame。)
FTATATEETA(lookingmalignantlyafterhim)。WeshallseewhomIsislovesbest:herservantFtatateetaoradogofaRoman。
SENTINEL(toApollodorus,withawaveofhispilumtowardsthepalace)。Passinthere;andkeepyourdistance。(TurningtoFtatateeta)Comewithinayardofme,youoldcrocodile;andI
willgiveyouthis(thepilum)inyourjaws。
CLEOPATRA(callingfromthepalace)。Ftatateeta,Ftatateeta。
FTATATEETA(Lookingup,scandalized)。Gofromthewindow,gofromthewindow。Therearemenhere。
CLEOPATRA。Iamcomingdown。
FTATATEETA(distracted)。No,no。Whatareyoudreamingof?Oyegods,yegods!Apollodorus:bidyourmenpickupyourbales;andinwithmequickly。
APOLLODORUS。ObeythemistressoftheQueen’shousehold。
FTATATEETA(impatiently,astheportersstooptoliftthebales)。
Quick,quick:shewillbeoutuponus。(CleopatracomesfromthepalaceandrunsacrossthequaytoFtatateeta。)OhthateverI
wasborn!
CLEOPATRA(eagerly)。Ftatateeta:Ihavethoughtofsomething。I
wantaboat——atonce。
FTATATEETA。Aboat!No,no:youcannot。Apollodorus:speaktotheQueen。
APOLLODORUS(gallantly)。BeautifulQueen:IamApollodorustheSicilian,yourservant,fromthebazaar。IhavebroughtyouthethreemostbeautifulPersiancarpetsintheworldtochoosefrom。
CLEOPATRA。Ihavenotimeforcarpetsto-day。Getmeaboat。
FTATATEETA。Whatwhimisthis?Youcannotgoonthewaterexceptintheroyalbarge。
APOLLODORUS。Royalty,Ftatateeta,liesnotinthebargebutintheQueen。(ToCleopatra)Thetouchofyourmajesty’sfootonthegunwaleofthemeanestboatintheharborwillmakeitroyal。
(Heturnstotheharborandcallsseaward)Hothere,boatman!
Pullintothesteps。
CLEOPATRA。Apollodorus:youaremyperfectknight;andIwillalwaysbuymycarpetsthroughyou。(Apollodorusbowsjoyously。Anoarappearsabovethequay;andtheboatman,abullet-headed,vivacious,grinningfellow,burntalmostblackbythesun,comesupaflightofstepsfromthewateronthesentinel’sright,oarinhand,andwaitsatthetop。)Canyourow,Apollodorus?
APOLLODORUS。Myoarsshallbeyourmajesty’swings。WhithershallIrowmyQueen?Tothelighthouse。Come。(Shemakesforthesteps。)
SENTINEL(opposingherwithhispilumatthecharge)。Stand。Youcannotpass。
CLEOPATRA(flushingangrily)。Howdareyou?DoyouknowthatIamtheQueen?
SENTINEL。Ihavemyorders。Youcannotpass。
CLEOPATRA。IwillmakeCaesarhaveyoukilledifyoudonotobeyme。
SENTINEL。HewilldoworsetomeifIdisobeymyofficer。Standback。
CLEOPATRA。Ftatateeta:stranglehim。
SENTINEL(alarmed——lookingapprehensivelyatFtatateeta,andbrandishinghispilum)。Keepoffthere。
CLEOPATRA(runningtoApollodorus)。Apollodorus:makeyourslaveshelpus。
APOLLODORUS。Ishallnotneedtheirhelp,lady。(Hedrawshissword。)Nowsoldier:choosewhichweaponyouwilldefendyourselfwith。Shallitbeswordagainstpilum,orswordagainstsword?
SENTINEL。RomanagainstSicilian,curseyou。Takethat。(HehurlshispilumatApollodorus,whodropsexpertlyononeknee。Thepilumpasseswhizzingoverhisheadandfallsharmless。
Apollodorus,withacryoftriumph,springsupandattacksthesentinel,whodrawshisswordanddefendshimself,crying)Hothere,guard。Help!
Cleopatra,halffrightened,halfdelighted,takesrefugenearthepalace,wheretheportersaresquattingamongthebales。Theboatman,alarmed,hurriesdownthestepsoutofharm’sway,butstops,withhisheadjustvisibleabovetheedgeofthequay,towatchthefight。ThesentinelishandicappedbyhisfearofanattackintherearfromFtatateeta。Hisswordsmanship,whichisofaroughandreadysort,isheavilytaxed,ashehasoccasionallytostrikeathertokeepheroffbetweenablowandaguardwithApollodorus。TheCenturionreturnswithseveralsoldiers。ApollodorusspringsbacktowardsCleopatraasthisreinforcementconfrontshim。
CENTURION(comingtothesentinel’srighthand)。Whatisthis?
Whatnow?
SENTINEL(panting)。Icoulddowellenoughformyselfifitweren’tfortheoldwoman。Keepheroffme:thatisallthehelpIneed。
CENTURION。Makeyourreport,soldier。Whathashappened?
FTATATEETA。Centurion:hewouldhaveslaintheQueen。
SENTINEL(bluntly)。Iwould,soonerthanletherpass。Shewantedtotakeboat,andgo——soshesaid——tothelighthouse。Istoppedher,asIwasorderedto;andshesetthisfellowonme。(Hegoestopickuphispilumandreturnstohisplacewithit。)
CENTURION(turningtoCleopatra)。Cleopatra:Iamloathtooffendyou;butwithoutCaesar’sexpressorderwedarenotletyoupassbeyondtheRomanlines。
APOLLODORUS。Well,Centurion;andhasnotthelighthousebeenwithintheRomanlinessinceCaesarlandedthere?
CLEOPATRA。Yes,yes。Answerthat,ifyoucan。
CENTURION(toApollodorus)。Asforyou,Apollodorus,youmaythankthegodsthatyouarenotnailedtothepalacedoorwithapilumforyourmeddling。
APOLLODORUS(urbanely)。Mymilitaryfriend,Iwasnotborntobeslainbysouglyaweapon。WhenIfall,itwillbe(holdinguphissword)bythiswhitequeenofarms,theonlyweaponfitforanartist。Andnowthatyouareconvincedthatwedonotwanttogobeyondthelines,letmefinishkillingyoursentinelanddepartwiththeQueen。
CENTURION(asthesentinelmakesanangrydemonstration)。Peacethere。Cleopatra。Imustabidebymyorders,andnotbythesubtletiesofthisSicilian。Youmustwithdrawintothepalaceandexamineyourcarpetsthere。
CLEOPATRA(pouting)。Iwillnot:IamtheQueen。Caesardoesnotspeaktomeasyoudo。HaveCaesar’scenturionschangedmannerswithhisscullions?
CENTURION(sulkily)。Idomyduty。Thatisenoughforme。
APOLLODORUS。Majesty:whenastupidmanisdoingsomethingheisashamedof,healwaysdeclaresthatitishisduty。
CENTURION(angry)。Apollodorus——
APOLLODORUS(interruptinghimwithdefiantelegance)。Iwillmakeamendsforthatinsultwithmyswordatfittingtimeandplace。
Whosaysartist,saysduelist。(ToCleopatra)Hearmycounsel,staroftheeast。UntilwordcomestothesesoldiersfromCaesarhimself,youareaprisoner。Letmegotohimwithamessagefromyou,andapresent;andbeforethesunhasstoopedhalfwaytothearmsofthesea,IwillbringyoubackCaesar’sorderofrelease。
CENTURION(sneeringathim),AndyouwillselltheQueenthepresent,nodoubt。
APOLLODORUS。Centurion:theQueenshallhavefromme,withoutpayment,astheunforcedtributeofSiciliantastetoEgyptianbeauty,therichestofthesecarpetsforherpresenttoCaesar。
CLEOPATRA(exultantly,totheCenturion)。Nowyouseewhatanignorantcommoncreatureyouare!
CENTURION(curtly)。Well,afoolandhiswaresaresoonparted(Heturnstohismen)。Twomorementothisposthere;andseethatnooneleavesthepalacebutthismanandhismerchandize。
Ifhedrawshisswordagaininsidethelines,killhim。Toyourposts。March。
Hegoesout,leavingtwoauxiliarysentinelswiththeother。
APOLLODORUS(withpolitegoodfellowship)。Myfriends:willyounotenterthepalaceandburyourquarrelinabowlofwine?(Hetakesouthispurse,jinglingthecoinsinit。)TheQueenhaspresentsforyouall。
SENTINEL(verysulky)。Youheardourorders。Getaboutyourbusiness。
FIRSTAUXILIARY。Yes:yououghttoknowbetter。Offwithyou。
SECONDAUXILIARY(lookinglonginglyatthepurse——thissentinelisahooknosedman,unlikehiscomrade,whoissquabfaced)。Donottantalizeapoorman。
APOLLODORUS(toCleopatra)。PearlofQueens:theCenturionisathand;andtheRomansoldierisincorruptiblewhenhisofficerislooking。ImustcarryyourwordtoCaesar。
CLEOPATRA(whohasbeenmeditatingamongthecarpets)。Arethesecarpetsveryheavy?
APOLLODORUS。Itmattersnothowheavy。Thereareplentyofporters。
CLEOPATRA。Howdotheyputthecarpetsintoboats?Dotheythrowthemdown?
APOLLODORUS。Notintosmallboats,majesty。Itwouldsinkthem。
CLEOPATRA。Notintothatman’sboat,forinstance?(Pointingtotheboatman。)
APOLLODORUS。No。Toosmall。
CLEOPATRA。ButyoucantakeacarpettoCaesarinitifIsendone?
APOLLODORUS。Assuredly。
CLEOPATRA。Andyouwillhaveitcarriedgentlydownthestepsandtakegreatcareofit?
APOLLODORUS。Dependonme。
CLEOPATRA。Great,GREATcare?
APOLLODORUS。Morethanofmyownbody。
CLEOPATRA。Youwillpromisemenottolettheportersdropitorthrowitabout?
APOLLODORUS。Placethemostdelicateglassgobletinthepalaceintheheartoftheroll,Queen;andifitbebroken,myheadshallpayforit。
CLEOPATRA。Good。Come,Ftatateeta。(Ftatateetacomestoher。
Apollodorusofferstosquirethemintothepalace。)No,Apollodorus,youmustnotcome。Iwillchooseacarpetformyself。Youmustwaithere。(Sherunsintothepalace。)
APOLLODORUS(totheporters)。Followthislady(indicatingFtatateeta);andobeyher。
Theportersriseandtakeuptheirbales。
FTATATEETA(addressingtheportersasiftheywerevermin)。
Thisway。Andtakeyourshoesoffbeforeyouputyourfeetonthosestairs。
Shegoesin,followedbytheporterswiththecarpets。MeanwhileApollodorusgoestotheedgeofthequayandlooksoutovertheharbor。Thesentinelskeeptheireyesonhimmalignantly。
APOLLODORUS(addressingthesentinel)。Myfriend——
SENTINEL(rudely)。Silencethere。
FIRSTAUXILIARY。Shutyourmuzzle,you。
SECONDAUXILIARY(inahalfwhisper,glancingapprehensivelytowardsthenorthendofthequay)。Can’tyouwaitabit?
APOLLODORUS。Patience,worthythree-headeddonkey。(Theymutterferociously;butheisnotatallintimidated。)Listen:wereyousetheretowatchme,ortowatchtheEgyptians?
SENTINEL。Weknowourduty。
APOLLODORUS。Thenwhydon’tyoudoit?There’ssomethinggoingonoverthere。(Pointingsouthwestwardtothemole。)
SENTINEL(sulkily)。Idonotneedtobetoldwhattodobythelikeofyou。
APOLLODORUS。Blockhead。(Hebeginsshouting)Hothere,Centurion。
Hoiho!
SENTINEL。Curseyourmeddling。(Shouting)Hoiho!Alarm!Alarm!
FIRSTANDSECONDAUXILIARIES。Alarm!alarm!Hoiho!
TheCenturioncomesrunninginwithhisguard。
CENTURION。Whatnow?Hastheoldwomanattackedyouagain?
(SeeingApollodorus)AreYOUherestill?
APOLLODORUS(pointingasbefore)。Seethere。TheEgyptiansaremoving。TheyaregoingtorecapturethePharos。Theywillattackbyseaandland:bylandalongthegreatmole;byseafromthewestharbor。Stiryourselves,mymilitaryfriends:thehuntisup。(Aclangoroftrumpetsfromseveralpointsalongthequay。)
Aha!Itoldyouso。
CENTURION(quickly)。Thetwoextramenpassthealarmtothesouthposts。Onemankeepguardhere。Therestwithme——quick。
Thetwoauxiliarysentinelsrunofftothesouth。TheCenturionandhisguardrunofnorthward;andimmediatelyafterwardsthebucinasounds。Thefourporterscomefromthepalacecarryingacarpet,followedbyFtatateeta。
SENTINEL(handlinghispilumapprehensively)。Youagain!(Theportersstop。)
FTATATEETA。Peace,Romanfellow:youarenowsingle-handed。
Apollodorus:thiscarpetisCleopatra’spresenttoCaesar。IthasrolledupinittenpreciousgobletsofthethinnestIberiancrystal,andahundredeggsofthesacredbluepigeon。Onyourhonor,letnotoneofthembebroken。
APOLLODORUS。Onmyheadbeit。(Totheporters)Intotheboatwiththemcarefully。
Theporterscarrythecarpettothesteps。
FIRSTPORTER(lookingdownattheboat)。Bewarewhatyoudo,sir。